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#1775843 - 01/14/13 02:55 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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Found out he can make more money sending out Nigerian Lottery spam emails.
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#1775847 - 01/14/13 02:57 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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At a press conference—possibly the first to be held by a retiring pirate—Mohamed Abdi Hassan, known as "Afweyne" or "big mouth,"
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#1775857 - 01/14/13 03:11 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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Are there no drones in Somalia?
And who is "Feared"?
Are we distraught that Afweyne is retiring?
Why are we afraid he is retiring?
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#1775880 - 01/14/13 03:28 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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But I don't want to be a pirate!
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#1775883 - 01/14/13 03:29 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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#1775884 - 01/14/13 03:30 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--yarrgh, er, pooped--in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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#1775885 - 01/14/13 03:32 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
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#1775887 - 01/14/13 03:32 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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What shivers at the bottom of the sea?
A nervous wreck.
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#1775890 - 01/14/13 03:33 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
Apparently chips and dip, since all the pirates bring it.
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#1775891 - 01/14/13 03:33 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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What shivers at the bottom of the sea?
A nervous wreck. ^^^that ain't even a pirate joke^^^
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#1775917 - 01/14/13 04:00 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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#1775922 - 01/14/13 04:02 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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What shivers at the bottom of the sea?
A nervous wreck. ^^^that ain't even a pirate joke^^^ it's the rum talking
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#1775923 - 01/14/13 04:04 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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"'The pirating business apparently isn’t what it used to be.' Uh, looks to me that it is SO lucrative, he made the early retirement list"
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#1775924 - 01/14/13 04:07 PM
Re: Feared Somali pirate retiring from pirate business
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How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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