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#1815686 - 05/20/13 01:48 PM
anyone $377,000,000 after taxes richer today?
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Neglecting to purchase a Powerball ticket this weekend, I was unable to secure the win...
Guess the Bentley Mulsane, Aston Martin Vanquish, and MacLaren F-1 will have to wait a few weeks...
Realator was none to happy i had to rescind my offers on homes in London, Geneva, Rome, Tahiti, and NYC as well...
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#1815688 - 05/20/13 01:59 PM
Re: anyone $377,000,000 after taxes richer today?
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Not me...
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#1815694 - 05/20/13 02:07 PM
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"Neglecting to purchase a Powerball ticket this weekend, I was unable to secure the win..." As David Letterman once said, your chances of winning are pretty much the same, whether you buy a ticket or not. 
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#1815702 - 05/20/13 02:19 PM
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We matched one number. Not quite enough to quit work.
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#1815718 - 05/20/13 02:45 PM
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Same here...one number each on 2 tickets..blahhhh.
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#1815859 - 05/20/13 06:42 PM
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 Suck up.
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#1815860 - 05/20/13 06:43 PM
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#1815933 - 05/20/13 08:03 PM
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#1815941 - 05/20/13 08:12 PM
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If I did win it, I wouldn't tell you moochers.   You really think you could keep a secret like that?? Whatever- you'd buy BOL and hire all of us as "consultants" at our current salary  Fixed for GD
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#1815947 - 05/20/13 08:21 PM
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Florida, by law, must disclose the identity of the winner, that person must be having panic attacks and hiring advisors lickity split!
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#1816039 - 05/21/13 01:06 PM
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I didn't even get one number. How utterly depressing.
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#1816047 - 05/21/13 01:20 PM
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AC - you're looking at it the wrong way, instead of saying you didn't even get one number, just say you were only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball!
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#1816060 - 05/21/13 01:35 PM
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Too bad they don't have the all or nothing element ACB. Matching none would be a winner.
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#1816095 - 05/21/13 02:32 PM
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I support any idea that makes me a winner. This discussion has added value to my morning.
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#1816141 - 05/21/13 03:36 PM
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Too bad they don't have the all or nothing element ACB. Matching none would be a winner. ^^^ used to be a Keno runner in Reno
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#1816144 - 05/21/13 03:39 PM
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Matching none would be a winner. At least that is what I was told by eharmony.com, match.com, and oldsingledudeswithabimmer.com
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#1816233 - 05/21/13 06:42 PM
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I can say that I was part of the winners of the largest powerball jackpot in US history. I won $4.
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#1816251 - 05/21/13 07:24 PM
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I can say that I was part of the winners of the largest powerball jackpot in US history. I won $4. Road trip to camp out on RH's lawn!!
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