Sci - Try some of these:
{The original post appeared on BOL 5/27/2004 -
http://www.bankersonline.com/forum/ubbth...true#Post194936 }
ONE-POINT DARE
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
6. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
7. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then asks, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
4. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
6. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
7. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights."
8. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
11. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
12. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
13. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and donut; smash each donut with your fist.
14. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
15. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee and move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you.. Here are some additional tips for keeping a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
5. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
6. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
7. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
8. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"