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#2001441 - 03/13/15 02:01 PM
The 503 Bar is open
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you'll need to get your own drinks, because NO SERVER IS AVAILABLE TO HANDLE YOUR REQUEST too soon? 
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#2001454 - 03/13/15 02:15 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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Are debit cards accepted?
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#2001461 - 03/13/15 02:22 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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Please server me up a cold fruity beer.
And a rare steak. Oh wait:
::hits the tap and fires up the grill to serve myself::
Thanks!
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#2001465 - 03/13/15 02:24 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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I would like a nice ice tea--do you accept Bitcoin?
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#2001487 - 03/13/15 02:43 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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Beat me to it! I talk a shot of Patron please. Actually, make it a double.
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#2001493 - 03/13/15 02:48 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
HappyGilmore
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My uncle died while visiting Nigeria, and left millions stuck in a bank there. His attorney will pay for everyone's drinks if you could help him by etc.
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#2001494 - 03/13/15 02:49 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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Do you have the wire information??
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#2001497 - 03/13/15 02:57 PM
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Beat me to it! I talk a shot of Patron please. Actually, make it a double. Looks like you already made it a double! 
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#2001530 - 03/13/15 03:30 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
HappyGilmore
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you'll need to get your own drinks, because NO SERVER IS AVAILABLE TO HANDLE YOUR REQUEST too soon? ::begins slow clap:: Well played sir; well played. ::Steals a Pacifico from behind the bar::
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#2001533 - 03/13/15 03:35 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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I'll take a nice tall COORS LIGHT draft please. reading is fundamental, but reading comprehension is more so!!!  you'll need to get your own drinks
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#2001538 - 03/13/15 03:38 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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YUM Truff. I'll try one of those if you're willing to share.
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#2001550 - 03/13/15 03:55 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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:Reaches behind the bar to grab a 2 liter of coke: :Hit the refresh button: Still no service, hmph! Here is a check for $5,124.97. Please cash and keep $500 for your trouble and wire the rest back to me at.... 
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#2001573 - 03/13/15 04:52 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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:grabs Makers Mark from top shelf:
:pours two fingers, neat:
:Tosses USDA prime cowboy ribeye on the grill:
I can't finish this by my self. I'll share. Someone bake some potatoes.
Last edited by Blade Scrapper; 03/13/15 04:52 PM.
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#2001577 - 03/13/15 05:16 PM
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:grabs Makers Mark from top shelf:
:pours two fingers, neat:
:Tosses USDA prime cowboy ribeye on the grill:
I can't finish this by my self. I'll share. Someone bake some potatoes. I 'll take some of that before Happy burns it.
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#2001581 - 03/13/15 05:24 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
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I'm putting a sign on my office door for the rest of the day reading:
404 Error:
Compliance Officer Not Found
Only IT would get it though, everyone else would keep coming in. I'll just lock the door.
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#2001592 - 03/13/15 05:49 PM
Re: The 503 Bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Start hacking and sneezing. Declare that you have a virus and have been quarantined.
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