After 15 years of marriage, a husband and wife end up going to a marriage counselor.
The counselor asks what is wrong and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had during their 15 years. She goes on and on!
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shust up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here on Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf."