A man takes a day off from work and decides to play golf. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to strike the ball when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He changes his club to the 9 iron.

Boom, he hits the ball to within 10 inches of the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that is amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next whole. "what do you think, frog?" "Ribbit, 3 wood." The man hits his 3 wood for a hole-in-one! He is at a loss for words! By the end of the day he has golfed his best round ever so he asks the frog, "Okay, where next?" The frog replies, "Las Vegas."

So off they go to Las Vegas and upon entering a casino,he says, "now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, roulette."

As they approach the table the man asks the frog, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog says, Ribbit, $3,000 black 6."

Now this is a million-to-one shot to win but the after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom, the number hits and the man rakes in his cash. He takes his winnings and gets the best room in the hotel. He sits down and says to the frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.

The frog says, "Ribbit, kiss me." He figures why not, since all the frog did for him. W\ith the kiss the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 year-old girl.

"And that,your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room, so help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.

Nice...I kept thinking "Where could this be going?"