A woman in need of a few days off decides to act a little strange in the hope her boss will send her home. A little later one of her co-workers walks by and sees her hanging from the ceiling.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm pretending to be a light bulb so the boss will think I'm stressed out and send me home," she says.
Sure enough, the boss walks in, sees her hanging from the ceiling and asks what is going on.
"I'm a light bulb," she says.
"You're stressed, better take a few days off," the boss says.
As the woman is walking out the door she is joined by her co-worker.
"And where do you think you are going?" the boss asks.
"Home" he says, "You can't expect me to work in the dark."