Two men were driving through Texas when they got
>>>> pulled over
>>>> by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on
>>>> the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled
>>>> down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
>>>> the head with his nightstick.
>>>>
>>>> "What the he!! was that for?" the driver asked.
>>>> "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When
>>>> we pull you over in Texas, you better have your
>>>> license ready by the time we get to your car."
>>>>
>>>> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New
>>>> York and didn't know your laws here." The trooper
>>>> runs a check on the guy's license--he' s clean and
>>>> gives the guy his license back. The trooper then
>>>> walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
>>>> window. The passenger rolls down the window and
>>>> "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the
>>>> nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger
>>>> demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied
>>>> the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the
>>>> passenger asked.
>>>>
>>>> "I know you New Yorkers ," the trooper says, "two
>>>> miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy
>>>> and say, 'I wish that a$$ho!e would've tried that
>>>> s*!t with me'.
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With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
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