A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"



SUCKERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey-wheres my drink?????

THATS THREE TIMES! Can I at least get a bloody mary for that?

Feeling different today....I want a Gin and Tonic!

Whatever....Goose on ice please.

:::Gin and Tonic for me too...with a twist of lime!

Bloody Mary over here - with a big 'ole pickle! YUM!!

I'll take a margarita on the rocks with salt, please!

There doesn't seem to be a bartender.

Haaaaaaappppyyyyyy!!!! You can't just get us all in here and then leave! Where did you go? Someone needs to at least unlock the liquor cabinets and find the peanuts and olives!

That wasn't very nice, he's going to incite a riot, look someone is breaking the chairs!!

:opens the door and pokes head in: Did you guys know there's a few guys flipping cars over and setting them on fire out here on the street?

Skyy Vodka gimlet, please!

MAW... Alcoholic consumption, even in type is forbidden by most employers.