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#935531 - 04/03/08 02:32 PM
Older Women Are So Practical!!
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My SIL sent this to me yesterday - - made me laugh so I thought I'd share:
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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#935557 - 04/03/08 02:43 PM
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I could probably learn a thing or two from woman like that
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#935564 - 04/03/08 02:46 PM
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Stick around, teapot - We Ladies of the Cooler might be able to help!
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#935566 - 04/03/08 02:47 PM
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If the title of this thread is accurate, then would it be safe to say that DQ must be a VERY practical woman?
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#935579 - 04/03/08 02:52 PM
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so true Mr. Peep; but Pooh even more so!!!!!!
now I suggest you not post again until this afternoon, for your own safety
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#935582 - 04/03/08 02:54 PM
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If it implies that the older you are the more practical you become, then she's a VERY VERY VERY practical woman!
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#935586 - 04/03/08 02:55 PM
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Smart Man And what about our initial poster? Has Corky passed onto saintliness since she has grandchildren?
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#935587 - 04/03/08 02:55 PM
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oh oh
this thread is not going in the direction that gives me any comfort and a sense of well being
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#935633 - 04/03/08 03:37 PM
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eh-hem... Double eh-hem .. . . [And what about our initial poster? Has Corky passed onto saintliness since she has grandchildren? ] Yes, I have passed into saintliness but not just because of the grandchild, 38 years of marriage is enough to make any women a saint
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#935665 - 04/03/08 04:07 PM
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Hah!
I am not old enough to be married 38 years!
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#935669 - 04/03/08 04:10 PM
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Older women pass alot of gas, even more than the young hot 19 year olds. Wonder where that comes from?
MAW Fella MAW
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#935675 - 04/03/08 04:15 PM
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Hah!
I am not old enough to be married 38 years! ;)Uh-huh. Right. We really believe that Pale!
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#935679 - 04/03/08 04:17 PM
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Hah!
I am old enough to be married 68 years! WOW, I didn't realize you were that old!
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#935684 - 04/03/08 04:19 PM
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Hah!
I am old enough to be married 108 years! WOW, I didn't realize you were that old! I thought much older, actually.
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#935704 - 04/03/08 04:34 PM
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Wasn't he mentioned in Genesis in the Creation Story?
.....and on the second day........?????
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#935705 - 04/03/08 04:34 PM
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dang!
with every quote my testosterone level is decreasing!
at this rate, I will have no contemporaries!
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#935731 - 04/03/08 04:47 PM
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You can get McDonald's coffee cheap, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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