The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

did you use bill pay online?

I like it!!

Like the other thread I started a few weeks ago, she may get a phone call from her deceased husband if the grave is near a downed phone line. I am sure it would be a pleasant conversation :-)

thought this thread was going to be about cooking cleaning laundry needs fulfillment

Good one!

So, where does the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making sammies fit in?

DDD & BB, you will be TOAST if you keep it up!

Wouldn't it be nice if we could just send out a friendly little zap over the BOL network?

You mean like a cattle prod???

Or a Taser!

I would hope you know I'm joking.

Yeah...but we still wanna "cattle prod" ya'!

When it comes to domesticity, are men ever really joking?

I want the cattle prod! I want the cattle prod!!

And, Pooh (The Bear), men in domestic situations rarely think.

♥ it!!!

BB - I think the correct statement is: men rarely think!

It's Ms. B's new toy. She hasn't gotten to use that yet. ;)

Awwww, I'm the first one Ms. B's gonna use her new toy on? Sweet and rad, rolled up in a pile of cinnamon sugar.

I am shocked at how some of these women posters talk! I would not tolerate such insolence in my home!

thats what I am sayin PR.... this would never fly where Im from....

Pshaw! You both are full of baloney and you know it!

Of course you guyscan talk like that, your wives aren't around to hear it!!!

i aint kiddin... I let my woman play pretend like that when we are out and about.... but when we gets home...i throw on my a frame undershirt, instantly grow a half inch worth of stubble on my face, and go bald, and then she knows who's boss!