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#1146717 - 03/18/09 03:49 AM
Spiderman vs. Chuck Norris
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I came across an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger yesterday with Tobey Maguire guest starring, which begs the question:
Who would win a fight between Spiderman and Chuck Norris?
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#1146745 - 03/18/09 12:04 PM
Re: Spiderman vs. Chuck Norris
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Bob Barker!
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#1146846 - 03/18/09 02:14 PM
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boo chuck, i hope his leg breaks next time he does a roundhouse kick.
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#1146853 - 03/18/09 02:26 PM
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Bimmer (and now I as well, I hope) are the only ones who will survive Bob's wrath based on this post. Those that answer anything but Bob Barker when a fight is proposed (no matter who the combatants are) are doomed to die a violent death by skinny microphone beating. Unless of course, Bob shows some mercy. Who am I kidding? Bob doesn't know what mercy is. It was nice knowing you all.
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#1146855 - 03/18/09 02:26 PM
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#1147074 - 03/18/09 04:40 PM
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#1147076 - 03/18/09 04:41 PM
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::sneaks up behind pjs and whacks her with a skinny microphone:: Feel better now, peej? 
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#1147158 - 03/18/09 05:31 PM
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not only did Bob Barker rule, Drew Carey seems like he is embarressed to be weilding the skinny microphone...he clearly is not worthy...and for the record, Chuck would wipe the floor with both spidey and bob...he's about to be the president of texas when they withdraw from the US, i'm sure the first thing he does is abolish skinny microphones
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#1147162 - 03/18/09 05:35 PM
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Where is our poll today, happy?
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#1147174 - 03/18/09 05:43 PM
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after posting what he just did, I fear the only pole happy will be seeing is a skinny microphone upside the head
also, Bob doesn't like polls
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#1147182 - 03/18/09 05:47 PM
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after posting what he just did, I fear the only pole happy will be seeing is a skinny microphone upside the head
also, Bob doesn't like polls What does he think of czechs?
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#1147185 - 03/18/09 05:53 PM
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Bob doesn't eat Chex, he snacks on nails.
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#1147193 - 03/18/09 05:58 PM
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I'm not convinced that Chuck could defeat Spidey. He'd be laughing too hard at a man wearing Spandex. Of course, the force of Chuck's laugh would probably tear Spidey limb from limb.
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#1147225 - 03/18/09 06:30 PM
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Chuck's urine could melt steel, imagine what his laugh could do......
Hey AG! I think I just found your soulmate.
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