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#1152660 - 03/27/09 02:00 PM joke of the day - not "that" one
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Why are so many newspapers laying of staff?

Because there is only so much room on Obama's hiney for lips!
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#1152661 - 03/27/09 02:01 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one HappyGilmore
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yikes, that was awful... "the joke" would have been better, just sayin'
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#1152664 - 03/27/09 02:02 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one Retired DQ
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
well, I had to clean it up to get past the mods...how about this one....


What did Brittney Spear's right thigh say to her left thigh?

Nothing, they've never together long enough to talk...
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#1152667 - 03/27/09 02:03 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one HappyGilmore
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In the Snow :)
shocked

wink
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#1152668 - 03/27/09 02:03 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one HappyGilmore
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Now that was good! laugh
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#1152669 - 03/27/09 02:04 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one HappyGilmore
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laugh
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#1152680 - 03/27/09 02:14 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one #Just Jay
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I don't get it!

Is she a power walker?
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#1152684 - 03/27/09 02:15 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one Pale Rider
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Not prison
::pats YB on the head::

you're pretty. smile
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#1152696 - 03/27/09 02:21 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one kitten
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Obama is the one...

your offenses will be tallied by him and weighed against the merit of your soul when he decides it is time to bring justice once and for all
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#1152718 - 03/27/09 02:30 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one doobydoobydoo
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Originally Posted By: Neo
Obama is the one...

your offenses will be tallied by...
him and weighed against the merit of your...
soul when he decides it is time to bring justice...
once and for...
all


fixed smirk
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#1152738 - 03/27/09 02:38 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one kitten
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OMG. LOL!!
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#1152762 - 03/27/09 02:49 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one doobydoobydoo
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Seriously, Neo is back? smirk
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#1153105 - 03/27/09 06:55 PM Re: joke of the day - not "that" one kitten
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Originally Posted By: kitten
Originally Posted By: Neo
Obama is the one...

your offenses will be tallied by...
him and weighed against the merit of your...
soul when he decides it is time to bring justice...
once and for...
all


fixed smirk


HAH!

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