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#1367383 - 03/31/10 07:58 PM April Fool's Jokes
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It's that time of year again...anybody playing any jokes...I need something quick and simple...don't have much time for anything else.

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#1367385 - 03/31/10 08:00 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Dlynn58
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flaming bag of dog poo on the front porch
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#1367388 - 03/31/10 08:00 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Dlynn58
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out of the frying pan...
Rearrange the keys on the keyboard.

Tape down the little hanger upper button thingy on the phone.
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#1367390 - 03/31/10 08:01 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes RR Becca
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electrical tape over the front of the remote control

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#1367391 - 03/31/10 08:01 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes madukes
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saran wrap on the toilet?

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#1367392 - 03/31/10 08:02 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes madukes
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Working for my bank...
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#1367396 - 03/31/10 08:05 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes YosemiteSamIAm
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LMAO

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#1367398 - 03/31/10 08:05 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Dlynn58
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any Nic Cage movie on a continuous loop on the break room tv
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#1367411 - 03/31/10 08:15 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Peepers
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Health care reform

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#1367418 - 03/31/10 08:25 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes madukes
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now y'all are being serious!
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#1367419 - 03/31/10 08:25 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes madukes
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I need a good one too. My fiance' got me good last year. Claimed he was in a major wreck, injured the other driver, totalled his van, was hurt too, etc....I was on my way to work and right as I said I was turning around...."April Fools"....what a meanie!

Thought about pulling the old "I'm pregnant" but I've done that one before (besides, he'd be happy anyway, no fun)...

Any ideas?
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#1367420 - 03/31/10 08:26 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
any Nic Cage movie on a continuous loop on the break room tv


You're an evil, aweful man
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#1367429 - 03/31/10 08:32 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Bacon Boy
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The Joke?
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#1367431 - 03/31/10 08:35 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Dip
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Place a note on whoever you wants desk that say,

" A Mrs Maines called, First Name Myra, asked to speak with you."

Then give the phone number for the morge.
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#1367434 - 03/31/10 08:38 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
flaming bag of dog poo on the front porch


Arson and poo...good to know that we can always count on you to respond quickly with the classics!

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#1367441 - 03/31/10 08:43 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Confused Banker
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yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame?
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#1367444 - 03/31/10 08:46 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Pale Rider
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fake rub off lottery tickets that say you won $1 million - that always hurts LOL

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#1367446 - 03/31/10 08:46 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale
yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame?


tisk, tisk.

When walking your dog, deposit their feces into a paper bag. Roll down the top. Place on porch of victim and light rolled portion of bag. Ring doorbell. Hide.

When the person opens the door and sees a fire on their front porch, they should respond by trying to stomp it out. Thus, they've transmitted the feces to their shoe.

Hilar!!
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#1367448 - 03/31/10 08:47 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Pale Rider
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spontaneous combustion

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#1367449 - 03/31/10 08:47 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale
yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame?

I reckon a ghost chili or two oughta do the trick
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#1367452 - 03/31/10 08:48 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Bacon Boy
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I recently moved to Scranton, PA for a job. I'm going to change my Facebook Status to "Married" and add a note: "The Real Reason I Moved to Scranton" and write a quick story about a whirlwind romance with Stacey Mifflin, daughter of a paper company magnate... laugh
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#1367454 - 03/31/10 08:49 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Confused Banker
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Piece of tape on the bottom of mouse, covering roller ball.

Vaseline on underside of phone handle and desk drawer handles

Unplug computer speakers

Unplug mouse from computer

I had on a suit one April 1st and went to a meeting with my financial advisor. I told my girls, when I got back, that I just wanted to let them know I had a job interview. One of the ladies yelled "I knew it. I just knew you were on a job interview!". That was funny.
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#1367455 - 03/31/10 08:49 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Bobby Boucher
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Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Originally Posted By: Pale
yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame?

I reckon a ghost chili or two oughta do the trick


are you a farmviller?

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#1367458 - 03/31/10 08:50 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Bobby Boucher
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I have somewhere else in mind for a strategic placement of said ghost chili, especially for you wise acres!
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#1367460 - 03/31/10 08:51 PM Re: April Fool's Jokes Pale Rider
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Okay, this is what we decided to do...All of the employees of our branch with the exception of the opening people are going to text our branch mgr at approximately the same time in the morning saying "stomach bug, not coming in today." He is supposed to be leaving for the weekend right after lunch. He will definately freak when he thinks no one is coming in. I already let the operations officer in on it at the main bank, just in case he calls for help from over there. Hehehehe!!

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