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#1367383 - 03/31/10 07:58 PM
April Fool's Jokes
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It's that time of year again...anybody playing any jokes...I need something quick and simple...don't have much time for anything else.
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#1367385 - 03/31/10 08:00 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Dlynn58
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flaming bag of dog poo on the front porch
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#1367388 - 03/31/10 08:00 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Dlynn58
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out of the frying pan...
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Rearrange the keys on the keyboard.
Tape down the little hanger upper button thingy on the phone.
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#1367392 - 03/31/10 08:02 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
madukes
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Working for my bank...
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#1367398 - 03/31/10 08:05 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Dlynn58
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any Nic Cage movie on a continuous loop on the break room tv
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#1367418 - 03/31/10 08:25 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
madukes
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now y'all are being serious!
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#1367419 - 03/31/10 08:25 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
madukes
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I need a good one too. My fiance' got me good last year. Claimed he was in a major wreck, injured the other driver, totalled his van, was hurt too, etc....I was on my way to work and right as I said I was turning around...."April Fools"....what a meanie!
Thought about pulling the old "I'm pregnant" but I've done that one before (besides, he'd be happy anyway, no fun)...
Any ideas?
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#1367420 - 03/31/10 08:26 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Peepers
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any Nic Cage movie on a continuous loop on the break room tv You're an evil, aweful man
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#1367429 - 03/31/10 08:32 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Bacon Boy
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The Joke?
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#1367431 - 03/31/10 08:35 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Dip
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Somewhere in the middle
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Place a note on whoever you wants desk that say,
" A Mrs Maines called, First Name Myra, asked to speak with you."
Then give the phone number for the morge.
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#1367434 - 03/31/10 08:38 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Peepers
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flaming bag of dog poo on the front porch Arson and poo...good to know that we can always count on you to respond quickly with the classics!
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#1367441 - 03/31/10 08:43 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
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yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame?
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#1367446 - 03/31/10 08:46 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
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yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame? tisk, tisk. When walking your dog, deposit their feces into a paper bag. Roll down the top. Place on porch of victim and light rolled portion of bag. Ring doorbell. Hide. When the person opens the door and sees a fire on their front porch, they should respond by trying to stomp it out. Thus, they've transmitted the feces to their shoe. Hilar!!
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#1367449 - 03/31/10 08:47 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Pale Rider
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yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame? I reckon a ghost chili or two oughta do the trick
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#1367454 - 03/31/10 08:49 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Confused Banker
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Piece of tape on the bottom of mouse, covering roller ball.
Vaseline on underside of phone handle and desk drawer handles
Unplug computer speakers
Unplug mouse from computer
I had on a suit one April 1st and went to a meeting with my financial advisor. I told my girls, when I got back, that I just wanted to let them know I had a job interview. One of the ladies yelled "I knew it. I just knew you were on a job interview!". That was funny.
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#1367455 - 03/31/10 08:49 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Bobby Boucher
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yeah, but how do you get that stuff to flame? I reckon a ghost chili or two oughta do the trick are you a farmviller?
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#1367458 - 03/31/10 08:50 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Bobby Boucher
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I have somewhere else in mind for a strategic placement of said ghost chili, especially for you wise acres!
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#1367460 - 03/31/10 08:51 PM
Re: April Fool's Jokes
Pale Rider
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Okay, this is what we decided to do...All of the employees of our branch with the exception of the opening people are going to text our branch mgr at approximately the same time in the morning saying "stomach bug, not coming in today." He is supposed to be leaving for the weekend right after lunch. He will definately freak when he thinks no one is coming in. I already let the operations officer in on it at the main bank, just in case he calls for help from over there. Hehehehe!!
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