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#1631547 - 11/22/11 07:44 PM
Risk Management Courses 101
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In the private cooler someone just mentioned that there are colleges offering degrees in risk management. That got me to thinking of my undergraduate days, and wondering what the concept of risk management would have meant to me back then. I mean, the coursework should feel relevant, right? So I came up with a few course subjects that might have gotten my attention:
The Analytics of Binge Drinking - How Much is Really Too Much?
Predicting Edibility of Cafeteria Food
Encounters with the Opposite Sex 101
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 201
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 301
Staying Up All Night Studying - Is it Worth It?
Anyone else have ideas of courses you would have liked to see?
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#1631557 - 11/22/11 07:51 PM
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In the private cooler someone just mentioned that there are colleges offering degrees in risk management. That got me to thinking of my undergraduate days, and wondering what the concept of risk management would have meant to me back then. I mean, the coursework should feel relevant, right? So I came up with a few course subjects that might have gotten my attention:
The Analytics of Binge Drinking - How Much is Really Too Much?
Predicting Edibility of Cafeteria Food
Encounters with the Opposite Sex 101
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 201
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 301
Staying Up All Night Studying - Is it Worth It?
Anyone else have ideas of courses you would have liked to see?
Obviously, all 3 of the Encounters with the Opposite Sex classes would have to have labs to be meaningful!
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#1631568 - 11/22/11 07:57 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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Nutrition 101 - what exactly are you eating after the bars close?
Nutrition 102 - How many packages of Ramen noodles is too many?
Home Economics - how long can the dirty dishes sit in the sink before you have to throw them away?
Biology - identification of the molds growing in your shower.
Geography - how to plan your next Road Trip!! (sans GPS)
This could be a fun thread - Good one DEL.
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#1631573 - 11/22/11 08:02 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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Smoke-Proofing Your Door with Duct Tape 101.
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#1631575 - 11/22/11 08:03 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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Chemistry - Toxicology and detoxification
Chenistry II - Comparative analysis of oregano vs unknown substances
Chemistry III - The Urine knows!
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#1631584 - 11/22/11 08:08 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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Economics - cost and comparison of using make-up vs. sharpie marker on your passed out roommate.
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#1631587 - 11/22/11 08:14 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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In the private cooler someone just mentioned that there are colleges offering degrees in risk management. That got me to thinking of my undergraduate days, and wondering what the concept of risk management would have meant to me back then. I mean, the coursework should feel relevant, right? So I came up with a few course subjects that might have gotten my attention:
The Analytics of Binge Drinking - How Much is Really Too Much?
Predicting Edibility of Cafeteria Food
Encounters with the Opposite Sex 101
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 201
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 301
Staying Up All Night Studying - Is it Worth It?
Anyone else have ideas of courses you would have liked to see?
I'd like to see them all rolled into one: Staying Up All Night to Binge Drink and Have Encounters with the Opposite Sex - Is it Worth It? (hope I don't ruin it for those who haven't taken this course, but the answer is yes)
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#1631591 - 11/22/11 08:17 PM
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Anthropology - The cultural implications of drunk dialing/texting/facebooking
Anthropology II - Fraternities and Sororities: A study in pack behavior
Anthropology III - The Keg as a euphamism for Capitalism
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#1631612 - 11/22/11 08:41 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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Anthropology - The cultural implications of drunk dialing/texting/facebooking
Anthropology II - Fraternities and Sororities: A study in pack behavior
Anthropology III - The Keg as a euphamism for Capitalism Any one of these could be the subject of a doctoral disertation! 
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#1631709 - 11/22/11 10:03 PM
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DEL
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Psych I - Why am I here?
Psych II - Sex
Philosophy - Same course as the other 2
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#1631717 - 11/22/11 10:18 PM
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Economics 101: How to Spend $100 per Day on Beer When You Make $150 per week
Physics 101: Gravitational Forces and the Beer Bong
Physiology 101: How to Party for 10 Hours and Sleep for 2
Hotel and Restaurant Management 101: Happy Hour and the Free Buffet
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#1631719 - 11/22/11 10:22 PM
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Bio Chem - Your refrigerator and you
Zoology - Yup, thats your laundry moving
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#1631722 - 11/22/11 10:30 PM
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Microbiology: Laundry Sniff-Testing
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#1631724 - 11/22/11 10:42 PM
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Psych I - Why am I here?
Psych II - Sex
Philosophy - Same course as the other 2 You forgot... Psych III - Why Am I Here and Not Having Sex?
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#1631771 - 11/23/11 12:59 PM
Re: Risk Management Courses 101
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In the private cooler someone just mentioned that there are colleges offering degrees in risk management. That got me to thinking of my undergraduate days, and wondering what the concept of risk management would have meant to me back then. I mean, the coursework should feel relevant, right? So I came up with a few course subjects that might have gotten my attention:
The Analytics of Binge Drinking - How Much is Really Too Much?
Predicting Edibility of Cafeteria Food
Encounters with the Opposite Sex 101
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 201
Encounters with the Oppostie Sex 301
Staying Up All Night Studying - Is it Worth It?
Anyone else have ideas of courses you would have liked to see?
Obviously, all 3 of the Encounters with the Opposite Sex classes would have to have labs to be meaningful! Just as long as there weren't any lab fees; that could be illegal; unless the school was somewhere in Nevada
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#1631802 - 11/23/11 01:58 PM
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Psych I - Why am I here?
Psych II - Sex
Philosophy - Same course as the other 2 You forgot... Psych III - Why Am I Here and Not Having Sex? OMG, KEEP THIS THREAD GOING..I am in tears at my desk BTW...I got a perfect score in Psych III... 
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#1631838 - 11/23/11 02:36 PM
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Agriculture 101 - When is weed not a weed
Agriculture 201 - Marketing your produce
Agriculture 301 - Proper Legal Representation in todays market
Agriculture 401 - The Competion and How to use Firearms
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#1631852 - 11/23/11 02:52 PM
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Finance 101 - How your credit score directly affects your BAC
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#1631891 - 11/23/11 03:41 PM
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International Studies: Alcohol from around the globe
American history: A short study of American beer
World History: How alcohol has influenced decisions of the world's greatest leaders
Fine Arts 101: How to get home from a bar without driving
Phys Ed: How to dance when you are drunk and not look like an idiot
Speech: The art of carrying on conversations when intoxicated.
Criminal Justice 101: Creating good fake ID's
Criminal Justice 202: How to pass a field sobriety test
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#1631893 - 11/23/11 03:43 PM
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Phys Ed: How to dance when you are drunk and not look like an idiot
Totally aced that one 
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#1631916 - 11/23/11 04:03 PM
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Home Ec 301 - (advanced) Brownies that rock!
Orientation - Your professors and you (Subtitle - extra credit for "special time" with Dr
Jones)
Psych lab - The misperception that you can dance. Alcohol provided
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#1631927 - 11/23/11 04:15 PM
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Phys Ed: How to dance when you are drunk and not look like an idiot
Totally aced that one I can't dance sober, so I totally flunked that one 
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