How drinking vodka makes you more creative

snip - A new study suggests that a couple of swigs of the clear spirit can make a man think quicker on his feet. Time to break out the Belvedere?
Too much vodka will make anyone slur his sentences, but groundbreaking new research suggests that just the right amount could make a guy wittier with his words. Thanks, science? Here's what you know should you choose to imbibe… for creativity's sake, of course:

How much vodka are we talking?
Not a lot. Researchers tested 20 men using a "moderate" amount of vodka mixed with cranberry juice, cutting the volunteers off when their blood alcohol level reached 0.075 percent (or just below the legal limit in the United States).

For years, I've been telling people how much more creative I am when I drink. Now I have scientic evidence! Thx, A_G.

I was thinking the same thing, BaBo. How is this news?? I'm always better with my voddy!!!

It's not that this necessarily qualifies as "news" insomuch as validation, carte blache would you have, of a certain lifestyle activity.

Carte blache???

Then I'm bringing the bottle along with me to work!!

Vodka and Cranberry is yummy!

I always perceive myself as wittier and more awesome after a drink or two. I will print out copies of this to hand to others when they try to dispute that it's just in my head.

sounds like someone was picked on by vodka in high school

"but Boss, it helps me think clearly! Don't you want me to be the best employee possible?"

OK then, A Toast.....

You wouldn't be Russian to conclusions, would you?

You might think differently if you knew how to operate the bottle, Senior Troll.

Is that like Señor Frogs?

Sure, with just a little bully and crybaby mixed in for good measure. It comes in a shot, but is best drunk by the pitcher and not by the glass. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (Thanks you, Loretta Lynn)

I was there! Icky place...

red bull as a mixer will make you very creative..

I doubt it will make you extra creative, but it will make you creative Faster...

If you put a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters and got them all wasted on vodka-redbulls, what could they write??!

Regulations?

That ^^^ needed a spew warning. I just choked on my Diet Pepsi.

Red bull and vodka you really are hip

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