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#1757290 - 11/13/12 02:09 PM
The beautiful woman behind me on the drive in
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So this monring i'm doing my normal commute, and there is a woman behind me driving a nice S-series Mercedes, she is blond, early 30s (i'm guessing), very beuatiful face, hair done perfectly so, nice tan, no wedding ring...at the red light, i look back and she is 2 knuckles deep in her nose, pulls it out, looks at it, looks around...yep, and then eats it...
guess she thought she had her cloak of invisibility on...
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#1757292 - 11/13/12 02:12 PM
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I could over look this if she was as hot as you say
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#1757293 - 11/13/12 02:14 PM
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I could look this over since you say she was driving a Mercedes.
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#1757308 - 11/13/12 02:30 PM
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We all have issues, Happy. Don't be so picky 
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#1757309 - 11/13/12 02:31 PM
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How hot are we talking... calendar pin-up hot, or Vicki's Secret hot?
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#1757317 - 11/13/12 02:51 PM
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At what point did you give her your number though?
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#1757322 - 11/13/12 03:04 PM
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:calls Mrs Happy:
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#1757327 - 11/13/12 03:09 PM
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what, he can't look?
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#1757328 - 11/13/12 03:10 PM
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Not if he got her phone number...
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#1757329 - 11/13/12 03:12 PM
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do you think if she wrote it down for him she would have left booger residue on the paper?
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#1757334 - 11/13/12 03:13 PM
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it was her nose, fyi
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#1757336 - 11/13/12 03:13 PM
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#1757364 - 11/13/12 03:39 PM
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Maybe it was just an itch.
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#1757365 - 11/13/12 03:39 PM
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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::still tryin' to picture the "2 knuckles deep" thing::  remember the scene in Total Recall where Arnold was pulling the tracking bug out of his nose? It looked about like that...
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#1757370 - 11/13/12 03:44 PM
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::still tryin' to picture the "2 knuckles deep" thing:: remember the scene in Total Recall where Arnold was pulling the tracking bug out of his nose? It looked about like that... Thanks for the coffee launch!......outta my nose.... 
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#1757817 - 11/14/12 03:05 PM
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She was behind me in the drive-thru lane at Wendy's a couple of months ago...eessshhhh!
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#1757829 - 11/14/12 03:20 PM
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that's my kind of woman!
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#1757842 - 11/14/12 03:35 PM
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Seems her digits were elsewhere!
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