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#1769754 - 12/21/12 04:05 PM
"Twas the Night Before Christmas
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And all through the land,
Men were screeching into driveways - winning lottery tickets in hand!
They run up inside, and yell and they shout,
Honey I've won the lottery - pack your bags and get out.
Beaches or mountains, she asks from her lair
How should I pack, oh, what should I wear?
It just doesn't matter, I really don't care,
We're not going together, just get out of my hair!
Then he ran to the kitchen to make a strong drink,
Meryy Christmas, he thought, to one that won't stink!
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#1769758 - 12/21/12 04:08 PM
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New twist on an oldie but a goodie.
(The joke, not the story)
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#1769760 - 12/21/12 04:08 PM
Re: "Twas the Night Before Christmas
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oh, i though your were posting about Bumble...especially when I saw the oldie comment 
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#1769780 - 12/21/12 04:24 PM
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:stares:
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#1769868 - 12/21/12 06:56 PM
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^^^^ way too much time on his hands...  I, too, have come to that conclusion.
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#1769930 - 12/21/12 08:18 PM
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hi Hermie  Hello, pretty shiny red balls. It may be just my screen but they look crimson.
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#1769938 - 12/21/12 08:45 PM
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too much time on my hands was my 2nd favorite Styx song, my favorite was Mr. Roboto...Domo arigato, Mr Roboto, domo, domo (synth music) domo, domo (synth music). Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto...my and my girls would listen to this album for hours on end while teasing our hair and dreaming of boys we'd like to marry...it was such a simpler time back in New Jersey, when $5.00 could fill up your car and leave you enough money to still buy a fifth of gin, you could cruise all night looking for boys, our teased hair blowing in the wind...le' sigh sheesh...really?
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