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#771116 - 07/10/07 01:56 PM
Are the threads slow today?
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!" 
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#771128 - 07/10/07 02:02 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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Nice.
But, I do believe there are many people on vacation in here.
Where I live, this is the off season (unlike most places), and you can actually go out to eat w/o waiting 90 minutes for a table. Very refreshing.
And, so far, no hurricanes!
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#771155 - 07/10/07 02:28 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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OHHHHHHH, but the threads really are slow, deleted cookies, rebooted, nothing is helping
and then to have you do this to me!!!!!!!!!
I love it!
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#771160 - 07/10/07 02:32 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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 to the joke. and because the threads are SUPER SLOW today. This is the first time I could get on BOL in 2 hours...
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#771190 - 07/10/07 02:47 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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well, you wouldn't be our DQ if ya didn't
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#771237 - 07/10/07 03:09 PM
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I've noticed that the threads have been slow for the past few weeks.
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#771270 - 07/10/07 03:31 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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BOL implemented a new software that montitors your ability to read and comprehend the posts. If you are getting slow response, it is in direct correlation to your ability to read and understand (for those of you who are really slow, this means you're "really slow")
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#771374 - 07/10/07 04:37 PM
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You little devil!!!!! Here I thought I was going to get to vent about the slowness of the site that is irritating me to day and all I get is this joke!!!!!!
Genius my dear, pure genius!!!
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#771504 - 07/10/07 06:19 PM
Re: Are the threads slow today?
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Further South than I wanna be.
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BOL implemented a new software that montitors your ability to read and comprehend the posts. If you are getting slow response, it is in direct correlation to your ability to read and understand (for those of you who are really slow, this means you're "really slow") Could you say that a little slower today Happy, my understanding sensor is shorting out today. 
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#1824500 - 06/18/13 03:20 PM
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Ok....this thread goes back aways, but it serves my purpose: anybody else having slowwwwww BOL today? The spreader thing over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is taking a longggg time to spread.
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#1824502 - 06/18/13 03:20 PM
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yes
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#1824503 - 06/18/13 03:21 PM
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I think it's the new little Post-It looking ads that are showing up under forum titles.  And yes, I have noticed as well.
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#1824504 - 06/18/13 03:21 PM
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Not only that, there's not many folks here. You would think that everyone is vacationing somewhere on a beach. *cough Teej & Monk cough*
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#1824508 - 06/18/13 03:22 PM
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Quite slow today. I also think it may be the ads.
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#1824528 - 06/18/13 03:38 PM
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I was trying not to say that Dani, but you're right...they are annoying.
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#1824557 - 06/18/13 04:25 PM
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post-it notes making the pages take forever to load...
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I haven't had any speed problems today. Maybe I'm just special. 
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