Ha! I have always called my undies "granny panties" because I like to be comfortable, I exercise a lot and I don't like my undies riding down or up while I'm doing so. I call that action "Indian underwear" 'cause the undies basically turn into a loin cloth. Thongs? Never. I would be endlessy digging that string out.
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The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.......