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#1917517 - 04/25/14 01:04 PM
The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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saw a report that it is national left hand day...so please come in and have a frost beverage, holding with the wrong hand, of course... (please note that this is not the same as when AG and Peepers celebrate left hand day, that has an entirely different meaning )
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#1917521 - 04/25/14 01:11 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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I write and hold forks/spoons/spork/chopsticks and beer mugs with my left hand, but I throw with my right, which means I don't have to stop eating to throw you a dinner roll.
I'll have a milk chocolate stout from Four Hands Brewery.
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#1917522 - 04/25/14 01:13 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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The internets say that August 13 is left handers day.
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#1917540 - 04/25/14 01:32 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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My mom is left-handed, but does play most sports right handed. She had 3 children and we are all right handed.
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#1917542 - 04/25/14 01:32 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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I'm not left-handed, but I can mimick my (left-handed) mother's handwriting perfectly. So I got that going for me.
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#1917548 - 04/25/14 01:38 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Always hold a drink in your left hand. That keeps your right hand free (and dry and not cold) when shaking someone's hand.
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#1917557 - 04/25/14 01:42 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Always hold a drink in your left hand. That keeps your right hand free (and dry and not cold) when shaking someone's hand. ^^^ has drinking etiquette
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#1917565 - 04/25/14 01:47 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Big Gulp Mai Tai please.
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#1917573 - 04/25/14 01:57 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
MyBrainHurts
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The internets say that August 13 is left handers day. i believe you are reading this on the internets, and it says it is today (just look in the title, right there in blue and white)...i am taking your drink from you and sending you on your way, since you don't play well with others...
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#1917577 - 04/25/14 01:59 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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I sincerely apologize. PLEASE GIVE ME MY DRINK BACK!!!
We cannot connect with our core processor today. We don't have anything to do but drink.
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#1917579 - 04/25/14 02:01 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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::tries to throw dart with left hand:: Oops. Sorry Mani!
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#1917588 - 04/25/14 02:07 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Holding a drink in your left hand frees up your right hand to hold a second drink. Duct tape can be involved, and both of those drinks can be 40s. I'm okay with it. The older crowd may not get this reference, just google it.
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#1917589 - 04/25/14 02:08 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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I sincerely apologize. PLEASE GIVE ME MY DRINK BACK!!!
We cannot connect with our core processor today. We don't have anything to do but drink. This is a BAR MBH! There's no apologizing at the bar. Take your drink back.
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#1917598 - 04/25/14 02:16 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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You sayin' there's a problem with lefties? Political discussions are NOT allowed unless the topic has a direct relationship to banking....... don't ruin this for everyone RRAAGXYZPDQ
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#1917601 - 04/25/14 02:18 PM
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OMD!! Did you notify on me?!
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#1917608 - 04/25/14 02:25 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Boyz, Boyz...settle down now. Here....\_/\_/ Koolaid's on me!
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#1917614 - 04/25/14 02:31 PM
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OMD!! Did you notify on me?! no, I don't do that, what the heck is wrong with you? gosh! (excuse my vernacular)
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#1917616 - 04/25/14 02:34 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Koolaid's on me! Don't drink the Koolaid! She's trying to collect more left-handers for her attic!
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#1917619 - 04/25/14 02:42 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
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Holding a drink in your left hand frees up your right hand to hold a second drink. Duct tape can be involved, and both of those drinks can be 40s. I'm okay with it. The older crowd may not get this reference, just google it. Hmm...takes me back to college. We would do this but we did with Boone's farm. Our local grocery store would put it on sale every Friday for $1.99/bottle. It was cheap. Since I am left handed, it always went down smoother. The right got a little messy sometimes.
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#1917625 - 04/25/14 02:56 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
Matt_B
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Koolaid's on me! Don't drink the Koolaid! She's trying to collect more left-handers for her attic! Dang, Matt! You're spoiling my FUN!
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#1917632 - 04/25/14 03:11 PM
Re: The Left-Handers Day bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Never offer your left hand to those from the subcontinent. It is quite offensive. Dont eat couscous left handed. I cnt do much of anything left handed except chip. I will have a Left Hand Milk Stout please.
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