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#443801 - 10/20/05 02:17 PM WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Steppin' up the plate since I was called out by Search_Me. Truth is, I have no probs with women. You're all wonderful in different ways.
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#443802 - 10/20/05 02:22 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Why can't you wait until the commercial or halftime to ask that very important question you have? Or for that matter, why do you wait to talk until i am on the verge of falling into sleep mode?
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#443803 - 10/20/05 02:35 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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I gotta say though, I have a few female friends that call up sometimes sounding very sad and when I ask what's wrong I get, "Nothing's wrong" and then silence. It takes me like fifteen minutes of talking them down to get them to finally tell me what's wrong. Why do women do that?
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#443804 - 10/20/05 02:41 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Never ask us if this outfit looks good. Or if those pants make your butt look big. If you do, don't expect honesty. Never put us in a position to get crushed by a Milwaukee's Best Light can.

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#443805 - 10/20/05 02:42 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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There is almost nothing on the planet better than spending time with a woman whose company you enjoy.

They can be difficult at times...but when they make up for it.....boy!! do they.

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#443806 - 10/20/05 02:48 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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I joke with my wife about this-i call it: Asked and answered, counselor:

Wife-do you want chicken or steak tonight
Me- steak sounds good
W-you sure? I can make the chicken
me-no, steak is fine
W-I don't mind-making chicken -isnt a big deal
Me Asked and answered, counselor...

The first time I used that line (I thought it was funny) I got the death stare. We now joke about it.
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#443807 - 10/20/05 03:02 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Steppin' up the plate since I was called out by Search_Me. Truth is, I have no probs with women. You're all wonderful in different ways.




I knew that by sayin those words.. there would be at least one man that would start this thread.... heck what can I say.. I had to get you guys motiviated somehow.. else there would have never been a WOMEN thread.
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#443808 - 10/20/05 03:05 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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There is almost nothing on the planet better than spending time with a woman whose company you enjoy.

They can be difficult at times...but when they make up for it.....boy!! do they.




Hhmm.. are there other men out there with your personality and intake on us "women"....if so.. I need to hit the road and find him.
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#443809 - 10/20/05 03:06 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Why can't you wait until the commercial or halftime to ask that very important question you have? Or for that matter, why do you wait to talk until i am on the verge of falling into sleep mode?




And why don't you guys wait until the next night when we are feeling better..
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#443810 - 10/20/05 03:07 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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That's because guys don't b--ch about the opposite sex nearly as often as women do.
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#443811 - 10/20/05 03:11 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Why can't you wait until the commercial or halftime to ask that very important question you have? Or for that matter, why do you wait to talk until i am on the verge of falling into sleep mode?




because those headaches seem chronic.
And why don't you guys wait until the next night when we are feeling better..



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#443812 - 10/20/05 03:12 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Why can't you wait until the commercial or halftime to ask that very important question you have? Or for that matter, why do you wait to talk until i am on the verge of falling into sleep mode?




because those headaches seem chronic.
And why don't you guys wait until the next night when we are feeling better..







LOL...
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#443813 - 10/20/05 03:13 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Also, what can be more annoying than not being able to find a pair of shoes because they are buried under a pile of her shoes???

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#443814 - 10/20/05 03:14 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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j/k.

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#443815 - 10/20/05 03:16 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Also, what can be more annoying than not being able to find a pair of shoes because they are buried under a pile of her shoes???




Not in my closet!!! LOL.. every pair of shoes that I own are in the orginial box... nice try BUSTER.. not all women are sloppy. LOL.. BTW if you would put your shoes in the closet correctly you'd not have this issue.
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#443816 - 10/20/05 03:17 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Run Idunit, RUN. I won't be able to hold back Search_Me for long!
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#443817 - 10/20/05 03:18 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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I am not allowed any closet space, hence the pile of shoes in the other room.
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#443818 - 10/20/05 03:18 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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I am not allowed any closet space, hence the pile of shoes in the other room.




No closet space... so do tell.. where are your clothes kept? Hhmm...
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#443819 - 10/20/05 03:19 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Run Idunit, RUN. I won't be able to hold back Search_Me for long!




LOL... he knows he can not out run me... he is DOOMED...
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#443820 - 10/20/05 03:22 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Aren't all guys allowed a 2 sq. ft area on the floor for anything that doesn't fit in the one dresser drawer we are allocated?
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#443821 - 10/20/05 03:23 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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not to my experience.

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#443822 - 10/20/05 03:25 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Aren't all guys allowed a 2 sq. ft area on the floor for anything that doesn't fit in the one dresser drawer we are allocated?




Hhmm... poor you... LOL.. that's just tragic.. but not all girls are "space" hogs... LOL.. Yes I have two closets..and every dressers is full... but I'm single so I can do that...
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#443823 - 10/20/05 03:31 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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There is almost nothing on the planet better than spending time with a woman whose company you enjoy.

They can be difficult at times...but when they make up for it.....boy!! do they.




Hhmm.. are there other men out there with your personality and intake on us "women"....if so.. I need to hit the road and find him.




I sincerely hope I am the only one.

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#443824 - 10/20/05 03:34 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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That's because guys don't b--ch about the opposite sex nearly as often as women do.




Um, I would really have to disagree with you. My evening job is mostly men - just this chic and I make up the women - and they gripe and complain about each other and then opposite sex more than I could have ever imagined! It's unreal, oh and they gossip just as much! if not more.
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#443825 - 10/20/05 03:37 PM Re: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
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Quote:

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There is almost nothing on the planet better than spending time with a woman whose company you enjoy.

They can be difficult at times...but when they make up for it.....boy!! do they.




Hhmm.. are there other men out there with your personality and intake on us "women"....if so.. I need to hit the road and find him.




I sincerely hope I am the only one.




Hhmm.. I have a problem.. if you're the only one.. then I'm in the wrong state.. LOL.. There has got to be more.. Nunzeo has already claimed ya. LOL...
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