A Question....

Posted By: Queen Bee

A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:22 PM

Answer a question, ask a question.........

How often do you go grocery shopping?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:25 PM

Once a week...


How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:26 PM

20+

What's your average electric bill?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:28 PM

$100

Did you like your last hair cut?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:29 PM

Yes.

How's the weather today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:29 PM

loved it.

what did you last buy for yourself.
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:30 PM

A jacket.

What the [censored] is BOLRICPTTDTFTTAPW???
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:31 PM

An acronym.


What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:32 PM

A spatula - lol

How much do you pay to get your hair done?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:36 PM

$25-$30 too much.. not too bad when ya go as often as I do.. every 4-5 months.

How much do you pay to see a movie?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:36 PM

Trigger happy!
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:36 PM

I dont usually go to the movies, but we get discount tickets at work for $7.00

How often do you buy new clothes?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:37 PM

$35.00


How was your Christmas?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:37 PM

$9 on a Saturday.

What's the last movie you seen in theatres??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:38 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
I dont usually go to the movies, but we get discount tickets at work for $7.00

How often do you buy new clothes?


Not as often as I'd like to! Seasonally.


How much is gas where you are?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops

How much is gas where you are?



I have to put the good stuff in my car so I paid $3.19 the other day!
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:43 PM

2.89 here.

Am I the only person going brok from the cost of living going up, but no real salary increase??
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:44 PM

No.

Why?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:47 PM

Because some weeks buying groceries is tough!

Will Christmas ever be fun again?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:49 PM

Christmas would be more fun if I had more money.

How often do you drink soda?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:50 PM

Every single day! Woo Hoo


Big plans for tonight?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:50 PM

MAYBE once a week.

How often do you drink alcohol?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:52 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
Christmas would be more fun if I had more money.

How often do you drink soda?


Maybe once a week.

How much time on the weekends do you spend on BOL?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
MAYBE once a week.

How often do you drink alcohol?


Not often enough!

Is it weird that I'm going to my folks' house to party in the New Year?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 02:55 PM

no - at least you have a party to go to......

How often do you look at your check book and say "no" to buying something that you want?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:00 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
no - at least you have a party to go to......

How often do you look at your check book and say "no" to buying something that you want?


Look at my checkbook? What's that?

Are you glad the holidays are just about over?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:00 PM

Heck yes, Ms. Biscuit!


Have you, in the past year, avoided using heat because it's too damn expensive?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:01 PM

yes - every day I turn down the heat when I leave the house...


How often do you eat out?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:04 PM

Every Friday night.


How often do you vacuum?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:15 PM

Only once a week, on Saturday morning.

Do you brush your teeth at work?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:16 PM

never brush my teeth at work


How often do you get your car washed?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:16 PM

Nope, I don't.

Do you floss?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope, I don't.

Do you floss?


I have invisalign, so I do almost daily.

What color are your eyes?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:24 PM

Brown


What size shoe do you wear?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:26 PM

8.5-ish

When was the last time you had a taco?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:29 PM

Hmmmm a taco...probably a month ago.

Are you wearing underwear today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:30 PM

Friday night.

Have you ever made tamales?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:31 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Are you wearing underwear today?



Yes



Do you ever clean under your keyboard?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Are you wearing underwear today?



Yes



Do you ever clean under your keyboard?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:34 PM

special - where is your question???


hwo often do you change your sheets?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:42 PM

Every couple of weeks.


How long have you been friends with your best friend?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:44 PM

abotu a year and a half.......

do you sing in the shower?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
special - where is your question???


hwo often do you change your sheets?


It's there...
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:55 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
abotu a year and a half.......

do you sing in the shower?


All the time!


How often do you eat fast food?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:57 PM

haha - sorry, didnt see it!!

I dont eat fast food.

How often do you clean your bathroom?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 03:58 PM

2-3 times a week


Do you care about starving children in other countries?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:00 PM

I care more about starving children in my own country.


What's your favorite color?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:06 PM

Blue


Where do you see yourself a year from now?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:10 PM

Living in a different state, still in banking, possibily back in college, hubby with a better job.


How long until you retire?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:11 PM

Still where I am now but with a year old grandchild that will make Christmas even more fun


Do you like your job?

Opps, I'm slow

Retire? Can I afford that?

Do you like your job now
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:13 PM

Sometimes, but not so much lately.



Do you cry during sad movies?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:19 PM

If I am by myself, yes. If I am with others, no

How often do you do laundry?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:20 PM

Too damn often!!


Do you use hair conditioner?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:21 PM

Everyday or I have a bad case of the frizz.


Do you like olives?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 12/31/07 04:21 PM

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Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:22 PM

Everyday! hee hee hee


When was the last time you ate cake?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:23 PM

hmmmm last Thursday

How often do you read a book?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:26 PM

Every night, but they are childrens books. Gotta read to the kids!


How do you like your dog?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:28 PM

Love her most days, just not when she thinks she can eat my glasses

How many children do you have?
Posted By: ktac MITCH

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:30 PM

2 - one girl one boy

How many grandchildren do you have ?
( we have 2 granddaughters 8yr & 7mo )
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:33 PM

None.

Would you ever learn to pole dance?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:34 PM

I already know how

Do you prefer meat or veggies?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:35 PM

Veggies.

How long have you been married?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:35 PM

Meat. I'm all about the meat.

Do you like pickles?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Veggies.

How long have you been married?


over 37 years!!!

Mexican or Chinese food?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:37 PM

yes


would you ever consider having an affair?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:38 PM

Yes.

Have you ever had an affair?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:39 PM

Yes.. well, let me elaborate. I was the "other," I'm ashamed to say.


Would you be willing to move to another country?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:40 PM

Yes.

Would you sell yourself to stay living in your current house/apartment?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:41 PM

Heck no. I hate where I live!


Would you sell yourself for any reason at all?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:43 PM

Only if I could select who I would and wouldn't do, and even then just for drinking money.

Do you think resolving to do something different in the following year is pointless?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:45 PM

yes - it is for me anyway....

Would you lie to your SO?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:45 PM

I have.

Why should people wait until the end of a year to fix what's broken?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:47 PM

That's the nature of the beast, Ops.

Will you stay with your current employer through the next year?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:50 PM

I doubt it.


Are you a quiet nose-blower?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 04:53 PM

Yes, but a loud sneezer

Do you prefer jam or jelly?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:07 PM

jam - thats the one with the seeds right?

steamers or mussels?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:08 PM

steamers.

top or bottom?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:17 PM

bottom

would you steal from your employer if you could?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:24 PM

No.

Would you choose your death date if you could?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:26 PM

No

Would you let a VGL person dominate you?
Posted By: Kronott

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
No

Would you let a VGL person dominate you?


Looks aren't everything, but who doesn't like being dominated now and then.

Ever truly questioned your sanity?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:31 PM

yes.

Are you getting drunk tonight?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:31 PM

In bed, you bet!


Are you ready to retire for good yet (mentally, not financially)?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:34 PM

oh h3ll yes!

would you risk life and limb in a driving snow storm to get a pizza?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:40 PM

No.

Do you spend too much money on clothes?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:42 PM

No....whaaaa


When was the last snowball fight you were in?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:45 PM

this morning. fought w/my car. car won...
and i most certainly DIDN'T go get a pizza just now...


would you wear a hat in the house to save on your heat bill?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:53 PM

i have one on now.

is it wrong to actually gun down the city plow guy for coming by AFTER you are done cleaning off your driveway?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:57 PM

In some jurisdictions.

What is the most consecutive days you have worn the same pair of underpants?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:57 PM

If you're willing to do the time...get it girl!


Does Kitten's kitten freak you out?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:58 PM

Not at all. He's had it coming for years!

It it rude to eat a tangerine in my cubicle? (Since others will have to smell it).
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
If you're willing to do the time...get it girl!


Does Kitten's kitten freak you out?


it does a little.

does "clear liquids" include white wine?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 12/31/07 05:59 PM

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Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:01 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
does "clear liquids" include white wine?


Only if you're colorblind

When did TICG become a tangerine?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:02 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
If you're willing to do the time...get it girl!


Does Kitten's kitten freak you out?


it does a little.

does "clear liquids" include white wine?


Surely since it includes Vodka.

What will be your beverage of choice tonight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:02 PM

Tea

What's your guilty pleasure?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:04 PM

My guilty pleasure is having more bacon than I can eat in one sitting.

Would you ever dress up BDSM-style for a costume party?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:04 PM

I dare say it's unappropriate for the cooler.


Will you have a Valentine?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Originally Posted By: kitten
does "clear liquids" include white wine?


Only if you're colorblind

When did TICG become a tangerine?


It's Ops' pet name for me...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
I dare say it's unappropriate for the cooler.


Will you have a Valentine?


Yes. Most likely.

Would you ever eat one of your coworker's lunches they brought in (if it was a frozen dinner)?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:13 PM

Yes, as long as I had one to leave in trade

do you equate sex and love?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:13 PM

No, bbs.


Have you ever been fired?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:16 PM

No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:16 PM

Yes, when I was 20.

Have you ever fully plotted revenge against someone with the intent to carry it out? And did you do it?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:22 PM

I have plotted, but I have not carried out. I think my plotting was more like fantasizing.. sometimes it would be a dream to screw people over.


Have you ever cheated on a SO?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:24 PM

No!!

What is the longest committed relationship you have been in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:25 PM

It'll be 7 years Jan. 30.

Have you ever dated someone because you felt sorry for them and wanted to do some good in their life?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:26 PM

Yes.. once.. I couldn't do it for long.


How old is your oldest family member?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:47 PM

My grandma is 78.

Have you ever regretted going to an all-you-can-eat buffet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 06:57 PM

Yes.

Would you let diarrhea stop you, or would you stop diarrhea with Kaopectate?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:02 PM

I would you stop diarrhea with Kaopectate.

Do you really want to know what's in the "Special Sauce"?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:02 PM

Heck no.


Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:19 PM

i broke my head - big surprise!


do you regularly eat past the point of belly-ache?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:21 PM

Nope.

Have you ever eaten so much you hurled?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:24 PM

No

How fast can you type?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:35 PM

roughly 95 - 100 wpm

have you ever been in a car accident?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:35 PM

Yes, two. Both were me hitting deer.

Did you (or would you) move far away from home because your family annoy you?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:40 PM

I did think seriously of doing this, but with the wonders of modern technology, I doubt it would do me much good to increase the geographic distance. loload

Is anyone as frustrated with year-end as I am???
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:44 PM

I am! Damn the FEC and their compliance!

When does it become too late to go back to school for a post Bachelor's degree?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:46 PM

When you're dead and buried. It's never too late!

What's is about a uniform that elevates so many people to look that much better?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:55 PM

They just look all clean and well kept. Mmmmm



Why are we working today?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:55 PM

We're not working today!


What are you drinking tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 07:57 PM

Most likely Bud Light.

Where are you going tonight?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:11 PM

Staying home, cooking lobster tails and steak and drinking Veuve Clicquot with loved ones.

Who's cheering on my Illini in the Rose Bowl tomorrow?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:16 PM

You are!

Can I leave now?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:18 PM

No!

Can I?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:25 PM

No!

Please let me leave....please.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:40 PM

Sorry, Cheekster. You're stuck.

Can I start drinking now?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:42 PM

Ok, go home (not like your managment will care what I think )


How far is 'home' from work?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:43 PM

20 minutes

is it raining or snowing where you are?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:44 PM

Only 10 mins (if I drive 85).

Why is it "the slowest time of the year" for everybody else around here...yet seems like I'm havin' to work my a$s off???
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:45 PM

Originally Posted By: MB Guy
20 minutes

is it raining or snowing where you are?


Snowing here - - again (sigh)


Do you like winter snow or winter rain best?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:46 PM

Winter snow. Love watching it with something warm and nice fire in the fireplace.

Is it bad to feel old at 23?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:51 PM

Yes.


what do you want to be when you grow up?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:52 PM

President of the United States.

How do I stop feeling old, boring, and lame?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:56 PM

Make new friends, get out more often, and get over being a democrat.


Why is google called google?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 08:58 PM

Boogle-google sounded dumb.

Are you hoany too?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:06 PM

Yes (whatever hoany is)

Do you ever wonder why people will wear hooded sweat-shirts and shorts??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:09 PM

Nope, but say that I do. I have before, though.

I do wonder how stupid a person has to be to wear flip flops and a coat!
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:10 PM

What about flip flops whit socks???
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:44 PM

i wear sandals with socks but not flip flops...and hooded sweatshirts with shorts when i disk golf in the spring....


which side is the front of the push me pull me??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:51 PM

The side that's in your hand.

Is it still sunny where you live? (Phx hasn't had any clouds today.)
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:57 PM

Yep, it's a perfect day...


Is anyone still wearing summer clothes? (It's in the 70s here)
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 09:59 PM

yes, if you count the tank top that makes up the 1st of 4 layers.


why is every freakin' light in the house on, and where the h3ll is my favorite skillet? (choose either - it's my nye gift to you)
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 10:14 PM

Your favorite skillet is where you last left it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 10:16 PM

Three

Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: ktac MITCH

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 10:27 PM

Not for me - I have to be here until closing at 6

Is anyone else still here ?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 11:27 PM

I'm here. Leaving at 4.

Is it just me or do the years go by faster as we get older?
Posted By: ktac MITCH

Re: A Question.... - 12/31/07 11:35 PM

The years go by faster
Hijcack - : : I don't remember who to attribute this to but I thought it was a very profound view.
When you are 6 it seems like forever until a year goes by and Christmas comes again; or it seemed like summers lasted a long time. BECAUSE you were living 1/6th of your lifetime until its Christmas again.
-VS- When you are 40 it is only 1/40th of your lifetime until its Christmas again.
: :

Will 2008 be better than 2007 ?
Posted By: Duke

Re: A Question.... - 01/01/08 12:49 AM

Yes, MUCH better!!

What is disk golf?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/01/08 03:42 AM

It is like golf with a frisby (throw and try to make into a basket)


How do you not know this?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Duke
Yes, MUCH better!!

What is disk golf?


As opposed to dat golf??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 01:27 PM

No, silly.

Why is it so hard to get back in the work groove after being off for several days?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 01:28 PM

Because we realize just how sucky we have it.

Why is it 500 degress in here when it's in the teens outside?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 01:31 PM

Because, as part of the NYE weight loss plan, you must work in a sauna.

Do you wear a winter coat most times?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 01:42 PM

Yes -I even where a fleece all day at work because I am always cold.


Would you move to a state that does not have any seasons?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 01:44 PM

Every state has a season...

Would you want to live on a houseboat?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:05 PM

Only if there were zombies roaming the land.

What are the odds of hitting the lottery, so my vacation can be permanent?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:14 PM

a million to one

would you retire to another country?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:17 PM

No way, visit, yes, but move, no.


Why am I so tired today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:22 PM

there is no rest for the wicked silly!

why can't peeps see motorcycles on the road?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:24 PM

bECAUSE THEY'RE TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONES.

Why does my typing suck?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:42 PM

Because you failed typing 101...

Why do men type with 2 fingers?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:43 PM

because they are not concerned with efficiency - lol

Do you like traveling to Europe?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 02:47 PM

Never been, but should be going this year.

Why does nothing work in this office?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:00 PM

It might have to do w/ the person who is operating the equipment. Just kidding bacon boy!

Where do people get off thinking they are always right even when they're proven wrong?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:09 PM

because they are ignorant jerks..........


why do people always have to make themselves appear to be better than others?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:17 PM

Because they know how worthless they are and have difficulty accepting that fact.

If I tell you I'm not mad at you once this morning, why do you continue asking me the same question? Do you think I'll change my mind because you're annoying?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:42 PM

just say "I'm not mad at you, you are just annoying" That should work!!

Do you prefer salty or sweet things?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:46 PM

Salty, all the way.

Do you spit in public?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:47 PM

Spitting is vile.

Do you excuse yourself when you sneeze?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:50 PM

No, but I say thank you to all the people in the cubes around me who say "bless you."!

If you are in the cooler and someone else walks into your cube, do you leave the BOL screen up or hurriedly minimize it so it looks like you were doing work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:51 PM

I leave it up, it is after all, work related.

Do you play online games on company time?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 03:52 PM

I turned around my computer so nobody can see my screen but if I hear someone coming, I minimize the screen........

Do you do the courtesy flush?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:08 PM

No, I refuse to poop in public restrooms. But if I really, really, really had to, then I would courtesy flush.

SpaghettiOs or Beefaroni?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:11 PM

If they are plain spaghettiO's, I Would go with Beefaroni but if they had meatballs, I would go with SpaghettiO's.

Do you like cold soup?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:17 PM

yuck no...my foods have to be really hot and my drinks have to be really cold (even coffee).

What's one thing that turns your stomach really easily?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:23 PM

Disgusting smells. My hearing is mediocre, but I can smell EVERYTHING. I wish I could hear better and smell less, lol.


Are you optimistic or pessimistic for 2008?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:29 PM

Cautiously optimistic.

How many days until the next holiday?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:30 PM

144

anyone else hungry right now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:31 PM

Yes, but I'm hungry a lot.

Would you tell a coworker they needed a mint if their breath was about to knock you out cold?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:32 PM

Nope, but I made my neice brush her teeth yesterday cause her breath was baaaaaad.


What are you drinking right now?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:33 PM

Originally Posted By: NewCONontheBloc
Cautiously optimistic.

How many days until the next holiday?


19, if you get MLK Jr. Day off!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:34 PM

Depends on how close I am to the coworker.

Can you actually sleep on a plane?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:36 PM

I'm drinking water and 144 days till the next holiday? What about President's Day??

Do you use hand sanitizer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 01/02/08 04:36 PM

Post deleted by Ms. Biscuit
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:36 PM

Not soundly.

Does Ms. B. have the case the AG?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:38 PM

You're contagious.
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 04:48 PM

Some of us actually have to work until Memorial Day.
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:07 PM

Originally Posted By: WatchingPaintDry
Does Ms. B. have the case the AG?


so that's where she was for nye!


leftover pizza - reheat it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:11 PM

yes.

Trucks or cars or SUVs?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:18 PM

SUV's if you have to haul kids around. The price of gas kills you but it gets everybody where they need to go.


Do you like scary movies?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:38 PM

Yes, I love them!

Would you sell your kidney to weigh less?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:40 PM

No, but I would donate it.

Would you bungee jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:42 PM

No.

What weapon would you take to a duel?
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:44 PM

My witty personality.

Do you prefer winter or summer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:44 PM

Summer.

Have you ever peed yourself, as an adult?
Posted By: aim

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:49 PM

Only when I sneezed while I was pregnant.

How often do you brush your teeth?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:50 PM

LOL! Once, when I was about 22, I had to pee so bad coming home from a bar (muy intoxicato) and there wasn't a tree in sight...

Have you ever snarfed food?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:50 PM

Twice, unless I'm at work then 3 times.

Have you ever cut yourself to watch it bleed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: aim
Only when I sneezed while I was pregnant.

How often do you brush your teeth?


2x a day

How often do you go to the dentist?
Posted By: aim

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 05:57 PM

At least once a year (my dad is a dentist).

Do you have a window in your office?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:00 PM

Yes.

Do have a wooden front door on your house/home?
Posted By: aim

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:08 PM

Yes.

How many American flags do you see on your way to work?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:10 PM

I'm not sure, I know there is one at our sister office across the street and one at my house. So at least 2.

Who here REALLY cares the the Iowa Caucuses are tomorrow night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:13 PM

I only care that they will be over... finally.

Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:15 PM

Sure.. it's TOOL TIME!


Is the glass half empty, half full, or broken?
Posted By: aim

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:15 PM

GOD.

Why are there so many time zones?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:20 PM

That way you're always on time somewhere!

The Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 06:23 PM

Stones, baby!

Angel or devil?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:29 PM

Devil

Chocolate or Vanilla
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:45 PM

Neopolitan!

Crunchy or smooth?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:46 PM

Chocolate, Dark.

Beer or Liquor?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:47 PM

oops, to slow...

crunchy.

Beer or Liquor?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:47 PM

Liquor

Gobstoppers or gum?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:48 PM

Gobstoppers

Sweet or Sour?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:49 PM

Sour

Chinese or mexican
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:52 PM

Which ever it sexier.

Do you like sour cream?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:53 PM

Nope...it spoils coffee...

Laces or Velcro?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Detroit Lion
Sour

Chinese or mexican


Food or woman?

Actually mexican for either...

older or younger partner
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:10 PM

Older!!

Love or Sex?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:14 PM

Love

Love or money?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:16 PM

Depends on the day. Love can really stink!


How often do you clean out your couch?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:17 PM

Clean?

Road trip or airplane?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:18 PM

Road Trip!!



What's your worst habit?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:22 PM

Addicted to p0rn.

No, smoking.

No, drinking.

No, chronic swearing.

No, marketing drugs to inner-city elementary schools.



What's the worst lie you've ever told?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:23 PM

LOLoad!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:24 PM

I've never cheated.


If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:24 PM

That I never lie.

innie or outie?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:25 PM

Peanut Butter and Jelly. I don't know why, just makes me feel comfortable.

What was the name of your first kiss?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:26 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Peanut Butter and Jelly. I don't know why, just makes me feel comfortable.

What was the name of your first kiss?


Joshua


What was the name of your FIRST?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:27 PM

I didn't take the time to get a name...

Pepperoni or sausage?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:29 PM

Pepperoni


How long have you had the pillow you use?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:31 PM

Too long. It has lost the ability to become "cool" on the other side.

Where is the one place in the world you want to go before you die?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Pepperoni


How long have you had the pillow you use?




Two months

How long 'til I get to share yours?
Posted By: Mint Julep

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Pepperoni


How long have you had the pillow you use?




since 9/1/07. I moved in with my g/f and would not bring the old one because I didn't want her to see how nasty it was.

If you could do it all over again, would you?
Posted By: Mint Julep

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Pepperoni


How long have you had the pillow you use?




since 9/1/07. I moved in with my g/f and would not bring the old one because I didn't want her to see how nasty it was.

If you could do it all over again, would you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:38 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
How long 'til I get to share yours?


Too long?






I'd do quite a few things differently.

Do you pick your nose?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:39 PM

Yes.

Do you care IF people see you picking your nose?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
How long 'til I get to share yours?


Too long?






I'd do quite a few things differently.

Do you pick your nose?


No, I can think of better places for my fingers
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:41 PM

YES!

Do you ever wear your underwear for more than one day in a row?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:41 PM

Always remember...

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:43 PM

Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
Do you ever wear your underwear for more than one day in a row?


Only if I happen to pass out at someone else's house by surprise.

Have you ever stolen someone's underwear?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:43 PM

Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
YES!

Do you ever wear your underwear for more than one day in a row?


NO

But for those of you who do...

Always remember...

Yellow in the front, brown in the back...
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:44 PM

TICG - where are your questions????


BB - yes

Ever gone skinny dipping?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:44 PM

No, QB.


Have you ever had your underwear taken?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:47 PM

By my boyfriend at the time's little Jack Russell.

Have you ever not worn any underwear under your clothes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:48 PM

I always wear underwear under my clothes.



Have you ever taken nude pictures?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:51 PM

Yes

Have you ever had sex in public?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:53 PM

Yes

Have you ever done anything illegal intentionally?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:56 PM

Yes

Sex... more or better?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Yes

Have you ever done anything illegal intentionally?


I went to college. Last time I checked, having a beer at 19 is illegal.

Have your parents ever *caught* you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Yes

Sex... more or better?


Both.. if I had to choose, better.


Why are my feet so damn cold?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Yes

Sex... more or better?


both

high or low maintenance?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:07 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Have your parents ever *caught* you?
Nope.
Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
high or low maintenance?
Not so low maintenance you're a slob, not so high, you're retarded.


short hair, medium hair, long hair?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:13 PM

Mine? Long, His short


Friend or foe?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:15 PM

I try to be everyone's friend, but find many foes in the process.
(Let the Neo Bashing begin, )

Snow storm or rain storm?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:17 PM

Rain storm with lots of lightning.

Do you like to cuddle?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:37 PM

Yes please

Was that an offer?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Yes

Sex... more or better?


both

high or low maintenance?


Either, as long as the maintenance performed justifies the output
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:45 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
I try to be everyone's friend, but find many foes in the process.
(Let the Neo Bashing begin, )

Snow storm or rain storm?


Why oh why is there no eye rolling emoticon????

Snow storm.

Burger King or McDonalds?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:53 PM

Burger king.

Why do people not answer my questions?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:55 PM

Because people can't stay in order.


Will they ever see the light?!
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 09:57 PM

Nope, because they were blinded by it.

When can I go home?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:06 PM

You can never go home!!




Do you want more money or larger assets?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:08 PM

Larger assets....hee hee hee


Party Hat or noise maker?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:12 PM

Noise maker.


Screamer and squealer?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:22 PM

Screamer....

Have you ever eaten dog/cat food?
Posted By: Mint Julep

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:26 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Screamer....

Have you ever eaten dog/cat food?


Yes, but not on purpose ...

Ever done it at your desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 10:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Mint Julep
Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Screamer....

Have you ever eaten dog/cat food?


Yes, but not on purpose ...

Ever done it at your desk?
Eaten dog food at my desk? Never!

Sit or stand to pee
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 11:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Mint Julep
[quote=CheekEE Monkey]Screamer....

Have you ever eaten dog/cat food?




Yes - when I was young and poor I had a bowl of (Holiday, I think) wafered dry dog food moistened with some soup and i shared it with my dog, Mariah.

edited to add a question:
Would you rather have it cold and no snow or cold and snow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/02/08 11:38 PM

Can I say Neither? That's my answer.

Who really tests pet food to make sure it's the flavor they advertise?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 12:08 AM

This gal does.

Tube socks or no-show socks?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:28 AM

Neither...black knee socks with sandals

Cheez Whiz

or

Reddi Whip?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:47 AM

[quote=trail Would you rather have it cold and no snow or cold and snow? [/quote]

Cold and Snow - Lots and LOTS of SNOW!!!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: CreepyOldGuy
Neither...black knee socks with sandals

Cheez Whiz

or

Reddi Whip?


Black knee socks and sandals...now that's hot!

Reddi Whip

Why is it so cold today? Brrrrrr.


Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 03:52 PM

Because it is winter.

Why is IOWA the first caucus state??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 03:53 PM

It is all about the tilt of the Earth's axis.

Tonya Harding after a rough day of boxing

or

Britney Spears on a bad day?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 03:54 PM

Britney Spears...you know she's a freak...

Letterman w/beard or Letterman w/o beard.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:01 PM

Letterman sans beard

sweat the petty things

or

pet the sweaty things?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:05 PM

sweat the petty things, the other is just gross.


paper or plastic?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:08 PM

plastic...you can use that stuff for anything.

Mexican or Chinese food?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:09 PM

Mexican.

Ever have frostbite?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:11 PM

no

noodles or rice?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:11 PM

rice


spaghetti sauce or alfredo?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:13 PM

spaghetti every day of the week.

what color pen do you prefer?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:13 PM

black.

regular, premium or super unleaded?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:14 PM

regular


suv or sedan?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:14 PM

at these prices - regular

what animal noise do you do best?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:15 PM

Cows making calves or squealing pig.


How hot do you like it (for food)?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:35 PM

Spicy.

Neil Young

or

Neil Diamond?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:36 PM

Well, I hope Neil Young will remember a southern man don't need him around anyhow.


t-shirt, sweater, hoodie, or tanktop?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:37 PM

diamond, baby! COMINAYEAH-HA!


did you/do you wear a members only jacket?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:37 PM

hoodie.

Visa or Mastercard?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:38 PM

Mastercard.

ToMAYto or ToMAHto?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:39 PM

ToMAYto

PoTAYto or PoTAHto?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:41 PM

POTAYTO

Pumpkin or Punkin?? (I hate Punkin!!! )
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:41 PM

Pumpkin

Ask or Aks?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:42 PM

(Punkin - as in the girl who spit in NY's face?!?!)


Pumpkin.

Pop or soda or soda-pop
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:43 PM

Soda

Wash or Warsh??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:44 PM

Pop

Being locked in a small room with someone who has chili-scented armpits

Or

Being locked in a small room with someone who has halitosis and is an incessant talker?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:47 PM

coke!

Which can you handle better, bad smells or bad tastes?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 04:59 PM

smells.

Would you rather work 5 8 hour shifts or 4 10 hour shifts?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:02 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Pop

Being locked in a small room with someone who has chili-scented armpits

Or

Being locked in a small room with someone who has halitosis and is an incessant talker?


You're getting these from the internet. Either that or from the game What the F.

I have that game at home and we played on NYE and this exact one came up...
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Compliance Rules
smells.

Would you rather work 5 8 hour shifts or 4 10 hour shifts?



4 ten hour shifts

baked or BBQ'd?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:17 PM

BBQ'd

Broiled or Fried
Posted By: Ledeana

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:21 PM

Deed fried.

Coca Cola or Dr. Pepper?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:22 PM

Dr. Pepper

Hot or sweet?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:23 PM

Dr. Pepper

Hot or sweet?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:28 PM

Sweet

Cry a lot or never cry?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:29 PM

Cry never


Have you ever wrestled a goat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:33 PM

Unfortunately, these thoughts just pop in my head—honest to Cod! Hence my username. It's nice to know I may have a future writing questions for board games....
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:41 PM

Only an old goat...

Have you ever milked a cow?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Have you ever milked a cow?


Oh, the possibilities...

I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:55 PM

Good boy, AG, good boy. I am surprised that you didn't stutter...
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:57 PM

I've been doing fairly well with the stuttering.
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 05:58 PM

lol...point, DQ!
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:38 PM

Bill or Hillary Clinton?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:40 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Bill or Hillary Clinton?


They're a matched set -- you can't pick one or the other...

A police state under Guliani or a theocracy under Huckabee?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted By: sadie23
Bill or Hillary Clinton?



Quote:
They're a matched set -- you can't pick one or the other...

A police state under Guliani or a theocracy under Huckabee?


Neither, a brothel under Clinton.

Far ts or belches?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:42 PM

Toughie...I'm going w/ Huckabee

Ok so how about Rosie O'Donnell or Oprah?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:43 PM

I'm always a day late and a dollar short Man of Steel. you beat me.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:49 PM

Oprah

Jerry Springer or Geraldo?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:51 PM

Jerry

ZOOM

or

The Electric Company?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:58 PM

Zoom!

Ketchup or Mustard on a hotdog?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 06:59 PM

Ketchup

Recluse who wears empty Kleenex boxes for shoes

Or

Crazy cat lady
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:01 PM

Recluse who wears empty Kleenex boxes for shoes


Have you ever made ice cream in a hand-crank freezer?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:02 PM

Yup, actually made snow cream with one! yum-0


Skin or no skin on your cucumber?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:02 PM

No.

Have you ever made your own yogurt using bacteria? (We did in high school AP bio )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:05 PM

Uhhh...no (and where did you get the bacteria?)

Have you ever sneezed and had a glob of phlegm fly out of your mouth (bonus points if it hit someone)?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:08 PM

Yes. It was a thing of beauty.

Rats or mice?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:15 PM

mice

Would you rather have pneumonia or bronchitis?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:22 PM

Bronchitis. I can get rid of it easier.

Stick or automatic?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:22 PM

Automatic

Sunroof or convertible?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:27 PM

Convertible all the way.

Cease and Desist Order with massive civil money penalties

OR

Close down the bank?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:30 PM

C&D

How would you rather die: Being consumed by flesh-eating bacteria

Or

Being ripped apart by small woodland creatures (chipmunks gone wild!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:38 PM

Gee, that is a toughie... I will go with chipmunks gone wild.

Broken leg or broken nose?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:40 PM

Broken leg. People won't see that as easily.

Herpes or syphilis?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:41 PM

herpes, the gift that keeps on giving...

Acne or rosacea?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:46 PM

Rosacea (it doesn't get full of pus and pop)

Stepping in dog doo barefoot

Or

Playing in the sandbox and getting cat doo on your hands?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:49 PM

Cat doo doo wins that one...

Would you rather do a headstand or a handstand?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:50 PM

kegstand.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 07:51 PM

Where's your question?
Posted By: Mint Julep

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 10:24 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Where's your question?


Just below this answer.

Ever stuck your tongue on flagpole in the winter?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/03/08 11:40 PM

Not on a flag pole but as a little girl on a chain link fence post. I have no idea why I did that.

Ever had such a heartache you couldn't breathe?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/04/08 04:29 PM

Yeah, anytime I have to have a pet euthanized.

Which would you prefer: being chased and kicked repeatedly by a Banteay fighting rooster
Or
Being assaulted by an organ-grinder’s monkey (sure, they’re cute with their little tin cup until they pinch your leg with their little monkey death grip. I’ve had a traumatic childhood…)
Posted By: texasbanker

Re: A Question.... - 01/04/08 06:35 PM

$7.50

What is your favorite candle scent?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/05/08 02:58 AM

Birthday candle

Would you rather wear moist, warm, smelly bowling shoes or use a toothbrush you found in a gas station restroom?
Posted By: comply-Annie

Re: A Question.... - 01/05/08 04:37 AM

Yuck.............I guess it would have to be the bowling shoes.



Do you like rain or snow?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 11:33 AM

Snow.

Would you let someone else use your toothbrush???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 12:58 PM

depends on who, what and where -

drink from the same bottle with a friend or use two glasses?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 12:59 PM

Depends on the friend.

Eat food off a spouse's plate?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:00 PM

yes, every day

live a life as a vassal or a queen?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:24 PM

A queen, of course.

Bankers online or bankers in person?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:37 PM

hmmmm???

its a tie with a slight advantage to "in person" since our online personas are a myth anyway; the bankers online probably wouldn't recognize the BIP

leave a voice mail or text?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:41 PM

Text.. I despise leaving messages -- heck, I despise talking on the phone.


What kind of accent is best?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:45 PM

South Georgia country girl of course! almost a tie with a Tennessee lassie!

dress or pantsuit?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 01:50 PM

Depends on my mood -- pretty much ALWAYS pants, and besides, I would choose a skirt over a dress.

Tennis shoes, dress shoes, or flip flops?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 02:27 PM

depends on where I am or where I am going.

silk or cotton?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 02:29 PM

cotton on me, silk on you

burlap or microfiber?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:01 PM

Burlap. It reminds me of so many Halloween outfits my mom made for us.


If you had the option to sleep with a celebrity, but were currently in a relationship, would you honor your commitment or go panties up and bag the celeb?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:10 PM

My hubby and I both have 5 we'd forgive. I'd probably go panties up.


What song best sums you up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:12 PM

Closer, by Nine Inch Nails.

Who are the celebrities with whom you would bed up?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:17 PM

Matthew McCaunahottie, John Cena, John Travolta, Kevin Costner, Chris Daughtry.

Are you having a hard time coming up with good, BOL-appropriate questions?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:18 PM

I think he is...


Would you rather sink in a boat or fall from a plane?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:19 PM

Yes. This thread would be much better in a PM or on MySpace.

What is the deal between Lance Armstrong and ,as Ops calls him, "Matthew McCaunahottie"?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:37 PM

Neo -- FYI, I can't ever remember how to spell McConaughey.
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
I think he is...


Would you rather sink in a boat or fall from a plane?


It depends.. do I get a choice between a raft & a parachute? If I do, I'd want to sink. If not, will I be rescued from the water? If I will, once again, I'd like to sink. If I don't get a lifesaver or a rescue, I would rather fall from a plane.. quickly to my demise.

Would you rather burn to death or drown?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:38 PM

Drown.

Would you rather eat peas or brussels sprouts?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:54 PM

Brussels sprouts (with lots of sour cream)

Moons Over MyHammy (Denny’s)
Or
Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity (IHOP)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:57 PM

Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity


Hot Wings
or
Nachos?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 03:59 PM

Hot Wings (with ranch dressing, of course)!


Peanuts or Pretzels?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:00 PM

Pretzels (soft pretzels especially!)

Potato Chips
or
Corn Chips?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:05 PM

Potato chips (corn chips kinda smell funky)

Would you rather have a credit card that got no limit
Or
A big, black jet with a bedroom in it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:08 PM

I just want be a rock n roll star...


Fight with a knife or a gun?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:10 PM

Gun.


Murder or be murdered?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:12 PM

be murdered.

Swim in a pool, lake or ocean?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:14 PM

Ocean


Eaten by a shark or an alligator?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:14 PM

Warm ocean

Have you ever eaten $1 Chinese food that’s been sitting in a warming tray for God knows how long, but you thought it was a good idea at the time because the vendor had a cardboard sign that said “Quality $1 Chinese Food,” only to get that rumbley, gurgley stomach feeling 45 minutes later and you thought you were destined for a blow-out a work, but you have an aversion to using public restrooms, so you decide to leave work early and race home hoping you can make it in time, but on the way home the railroad tracks are blocked because the longest train in the world is crossing, but then the train finally moves on so you can drive across and you make it home with only seconds to spare? Thursday was not a good day….
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:17 PM

Hmm.. No...


Is anyone else scared of lil freak?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:17 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Potato chips (corn chips kinda smell funky)

Would you rather have a credit card that got no limit
Or
A big, black jet with a bedroom in it?


Neither.

I'd rather join the mile high club at 37,000 feet.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Detroit Lion
Hmm.. No...


Is anyone else scared of lil freak?

No. I think he's brilliant!

Have you ever fallen off the hopper of a combine?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:51 PM

No, but I've fallen off a tractor a few times.

Slamming into the glass wall in the racquetball court and looking like a stunned bird that just flew into a window
Or
Falling off the elliptical trainer and taking two other people down with you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:55 PM

Falling off the elliptical trainer and taking two other people down with me.


Do you salt your food, like, everything you eat?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 04:57 PM

yes


Ham or bacon?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:01 PM

Bacon

Eggs Over or Scrambled?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:02 PM

SCRAMBLED

muenster cheese or provolone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:04 PM

Muenster

Brie
or
Blue Cheese
Posted By: Mint Julep

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:05 PM

Both.

Ever stalked a boy/girlfriend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:05 PM

Yes! But only once.

Have you ever made out in a dark hallway?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:07 PM

Yes, and Yes.

Have you ever made out in a bright-lit hallway?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:15 PM

Yes.

Have you ever gone out with a boss?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:15 PM

Yes...but I was incognito.

Every done more than make out in a bright hallway?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:21 PM

You bet!

Originally Posted By: IHeartHuckabees

I'd rather join the mile high club at 37,000 feet.


On a commercial flight knowing you could get caught?
or
On a jet with a bedroom in it?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:22 PM

Yes.


Briefs or boxers?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:26 PM

boxer/briefs

Bikini
or
Thong
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:26 PM

Depends on the day.

Thongs or granny panties?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:27 PM

Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
Yes.


Briefs or boxers?


Boxers (on men)

Wireless keyboard or plugged in keyboard?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:27 PM

Depends on the day and Time of Day :-)

Sunset or Sunrise
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:29 PM

sunrise, if there's tequila involved.

records or CDs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:30 PM

Records - definitely records, the sound is different

VCR or DVR
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:34 PM

VCR.

When was the last time you cried?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:36 PM

CDs

Rotary phone or pay phone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:37 PM

Christmas Eve (singing Silent Night - never can sing that on Christmas Eve without crying)

Rock or Hip Hop
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:42 PM

Rock.


Would you ask you MIL to make a couple dozen tamales because they're so darned good, even though you know she just finished making almost 100 dozen already?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:46 PM

No, I would just take a couple of dozen out of the ones she already made...

Black car or red car?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:47 PM

Would a woman - No
Would a man --- Yes

Tamales
or
Quesedias?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:53 PM

Quesedias

Would you rather smell like garlic or onion?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:56 PM

Garlic!!!

Have you ever had a dirty martini with garlic-stuffed olives?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:56 PM

No.

Martini: gin or vodka?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 05:58 PM

Vodka.


If you could travel in space to a new galexy, not knowing what would be there--if anything--would you do it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:03 PM

Yeah, as long as I had a monkey for a co-pilot

Stubbing your pinky toe on the bedpost in the dark
Or
Having your fingernail bent back and broken to the quick?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:13 PM

Stubbing my pinky toe on the bedpost in the dark.


Have you ever played a stupid song on a juke box because you knew it would annoy others?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:20 PM

Yeah, and I would select the same, stupid song to play over, and over, and over

Electroshock therapy treatment
Or
Embracing your psychosis?
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:21 PM

Embracing your psychosis

Tom Toms or Cow Bell?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:21 PM

Embracing my psychosis!

Why didn't anyone answer my earlier question?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:47 PM

I didn't see it.


What was your earlier question?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
You bet!

Originally Posted By: IHeartHuckabees

I'd rather join the mile high club at 37,000 feet.


On a commercial flight knowing you could get caught?
or
On a jet with a bedroom in it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:01 PM

On a commercial flight, knowing it's wrong and I could get caught (because if it wasn't that good, I could find another passenger to make it better)


Do you believe the absence of war is not peace?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:06 PM

Yes, I believe that.

Who wouldn't want to stay in bed all day?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:07 PM

No. I wrote a paper on that once. Absence of war is just that, an absence. We'll know peace when we have peace.

Why is it going to be 64 degrees in NJ tomorrow when it felt like -7 at times last week?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:08 PM

No one

To make you ask questions.



Where has all the love gone?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:09 PM

The same place the flowers and cowboys have gone.

Why do I feel like I will never get this work off my desk?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:10 PM

I dunno, but it sure as heck ain't in Philly!


Have you ever danced with a devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:13 PM

Yes, I believe I have.

On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:14 PM

Yes, her name was Violet and we were in the 11th grade.


Does anyone else have a coworker they'd love to duct tape their mouth shut?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:18 PM

Just one? I don't think I could pick just one.

Do you ever want to stick your foot out and trip everyone who passes by?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:25 PM

Yes, but I'm afraid it would cause a huge ordeal.


Do you think it's safe to drink rainwater, if you catch it before it hits the ground?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:26 PM

No.

Is it OK to keep a secret from your SO?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:30 PM

Yes, depending on the secret. That you took from his wallet, ate the last cookie or slept with his BFF are okay; that you're in drag and do a really good job of hiding it...not so good.



Would you want to know your SO's secrets?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:36 PM

No. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

Would you jump straight to separation or try to reconcile if your SO's secrets hurt you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:43 PM

I'd like to say I would try to reconcile, but I'm not so sure.


Would you teller your SO how many sexual partners you've had?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:45 PM

Sure I would. Who knows if it would be accurate though...

Does anyone want to finish this website compliance audit for me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:49 PM

:raises hand: Me me me me me me me me me!!!!!

Oh wait. You said "compliance audit." Sorry, misread that.



If you were out with your BFF and their SO and your BFF passed out from drinking too much the their SO was frisky and didn't want to make out with a corpse, would you do it?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:53 PM

Nope. Got to honor the boundaries of friendship.

Would you be into "open" relationships?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:55 PM

Nope, I'm very possessive

Are you a biter?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:55 PM

Maybe, but maintaining communication would be imparative.



Did you pack your lunch today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 07:59 PM

Nah, my mom did

Are you uptight
Or
Easygoing?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 08:00 PM

I'd say I'm 65/70 easygoing and 35/30 on being uptight.

What did you have for lunch today?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Stubbing my pinky toe on the bedpost in the dark.


Have you ever played a stupid song on a juke box because you knew it would annoy others?


HIJACK - I once selected 99 Red Balloons followed 99 luft balloons (same song in Russian) followed by 99 Red Balloons....etc. I had quite a laugh while the patrons didn't think it was too funny! - end hijack
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 08:15 PM

pretty easy going.


easily offended or not offended very easily?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 08:19 PM

Not easily offended (especially here )


Would you rather sit on a dirty toilet seat or brush your hair with a brush that fell in the toilet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:02 PM

Neither...I would " hold it" and "flush the brush".

Does the end always justify the means?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:07 PM

Only in very specific situations.

Why do doberman pincers have stubby little tails?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:16 PM

Actually, they are only stubby b/c breeders usually have them cropped off.

Man, I miss my doberman now.
She had the stubby tail, but floppy ears.

What was the name of your first pet?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:24 PM

Natasha

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one paw raised? (Not what y'all think)
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:25 PM

beg?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:26 PM

canasta?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:26 PM

bake brownies?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 09:31 PM

Shake hands?

What do they do with all the puppy dog tails they cut off?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:10 PM

sell them to A&W hot dog stands

why do women roller skate so much better than the boys?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:11 PM

Better balance.


Would you ever have you picture taken in the nude?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:27 PM

not since I was 12 months old

Kodak, Sony or HP?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:30 PM

Kodak for cameras, sony for...nothing, HP for computers and printers.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:45 PM

yeah, but I thought her name was ---- oh, never mind!

have you ever wrestled with an angel and won?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 10:46 PM

Yeah, but she wasn't much of an angel where we were...

Do your ears hang low?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/08 11:03 PM

No, my ears are well proportioned with my body.

Are you guys referring to anyone in particular?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 12:40 AM

Yes, I've been around the block and I I I, I can't find my baby.

Have you ever been head-over-heels in love with someone you've never met, except for seeing them at a distance?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 01:56 AM

No.

Why do husbands have to be such a pain in the butt!
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:10 AM

Because he is doing it all wrong???

Why can't some people just leave well enough alone?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:16 AM

Because to some peeps there is no well alone...


Why does it snow everywhere around me but not at my house?
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:19 AM

Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
Because he is doing it all wrong???

Why can't some people just leave well enough alone?


Life is to short to cry about the little stuff...

Live life, otherwise, you're just wasting everyone else's air.

what's the meaning of life
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:26 AM

It's the cereal that Mikey likes!

Why is the sky blue?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:37 AM

Because it's reflecting the ocean.

Why is the ocean blue?
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:38 AM

because no one would swim in a yellow ocean...


Who is the fairest of them all?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:42 AM

Why I am of course.

How much wood..... (you know the rest)
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:44 AM

::backs out slowly...I'm not touchin that one::
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:44 AM

Alot!

what's the best pizza topping?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:50 AM

Cheese (of course)

How many M&M's can you fit in your naval (bonus points for peanut M&M's)?
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:53 AM

I don't know, but if I had to guess... 2 or 3

does an apple a day really keep the Doc away?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:57 AM

It does if you nail him/her just right

When was the last time you cleaned your belly button (and if I have to ask, has it been too long?)
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:03 AM

last time I showered I assume... and maybe.

did you really smell a beautiful woman? cause I've never put smelly and beautiful together before...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:08 AM

Depends on what kind of smells excite you...

The Doublemint Twins
or
The Olsen Twins
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:09 AM

Hmmm..... I'd have to go with the Olsen twins

paper or plastic?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:14 AM

Plastic...it doesn't leak

Do you want to eat your tuna noodle casserole out of a plate or bowl (cr@p...time for dinner so I have to go. I'll return your underpants tomorrow...)
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:19 AM

Bowl of course

Do you want fries with that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:04 AM

Mmmm...fries of course.

I had mine in a bowl.

Are you the dysfunctional middle child?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:13 AM

baby here

are you left handed?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:30 AM

Right handed, but I wear my watch on the right (left freaks me out)

Who was responsible for your burgeoning sexual awakening? I blame Lynda Carter and her Wonder Woman outfit...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 12:28 PM

It was awakened? No one told me!

What BOL poster would be a perfect fit for that Wonder Woman costume? (Hint: she is from Texas too)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 12:54 PM

Pale Rider



hockey or basketball
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 01:23 PM

Basketball AND Hockey!

sun-kissed or milky white skin?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 01:25 PM

sun-kissed


black or brown
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:13 PM

Black (it's sexier)

Re Football - College or NFL?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:29 PM

Search Me!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:41 PM

OK...Spread'em!

Is this really as good as it gets?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:42 PM

This is as good as you want it to be. It can always be better if you want it.

What defines "sexy"?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:51 PM

Attitude/Persona

Why are people sneaks/snakes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 02:58 PM

the heart is desperately wicked K

can you lose your salvation?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:00 PM

yes

death penalty or going back to the old days and making convicts bust rock in 100 degree weather?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:17 PM

If I can't have both, it'll be death penalty.



Have you ever felt so hated that it gave you goosebumps?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:36 PM

Who? Me? Hated? Nah!

Why can't I just bang on my drum all day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:51 PM

You can; then charge people $1 to make you stop (ka-ching!)

How many hairs would you have to find in your food before you totally lost your appetite? Would the texture matter (straight or coarse and curly)?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 03:57 PM

1- if it aint mine, I am not eating it!!!


Why do people say checkings?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:12 PM

cause there are savingsssss

why say safety deposit boxes, when they are only safe?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:29 PM

Safety is an illusion.

What should I have for, a healthy, lunch today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:34 PM

Something deep fried!!! And with bacon and mayo.



If you could add 14 years to your life, why bother?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:34 PM

because people don't know what they're talking about.

why do people deposit cash and part of their payroll check, then get the rest back in cash (usually close to the same amount they deposit)?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:37 PM

:playing banjo as background music:

Cuz they're special!


Why am I so hungry~!?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:43 PM

Cuz you need to feed the belly!!!


What's the strangest name you've heard?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:47 PM

Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego are good for starters

whats the most beautiful name in the whole wide world?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego are good for starters

whats the most beautiful name in the whole wide world?


Why that would be Pale Rider, of course!

When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 04:51 PM

Moon Unit Zappa

What is the coolesst name you ever heard?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:11 PM

nancy ann cianci
(say it out loud)

aren't january thaws great???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:16 PM

Great Indeed!

and no Pooh, my car has never returned the favor!!! and gosh, talk about high maintenace!!!

Did we have an Indian summer yet?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:16 PM

I love that name!

They are so great - I sat in the sun on the deck on Sunday for a little while.

Does a January thaw make you want Spring or more Winter?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:17 PM

(darn these slow computers!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:23 PM

spring, definitely!

what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
spring, definitely!

what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?



caviar (sp)

what's your most favorite food??
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:26 PM

steak on the grill

Which holiday is your favorite?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:29 PM

valentines day...

do you floss?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:30 PM

not as much as I should...


do you brush your tongue?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:36 PM

yes.

do you bite your nails?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:43 PM

no, but they split anyway.

Does anyone know the medical reasons why someone would have vertical ridges on their fingernails?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:46 PM

not enough milk?


What makes the sun shine?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: trail hiker
no, but they split anyway.

Does anyone know the medical reasons why someone would have vertical ridges on their fingernails?


arsenic poisoning?

What will be the best goal weight for me: 155 or 165?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:52 PM

160, bbs.


I wonder how much success BOLers have had with the Atkins Diet.
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 05:56 PM

nancy ann cianci
(say it out loud)

I just have to throw this in here - there is a trail in central Minnesota and it I love to tell people
You can go from Hackensack to Backus and back to Hackensack or
from backus to hackensack and back to Backus.
(say it out loud)

arsenic poisoning?
Uh oh. Does my husband REALLY love me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:11 PM

Yes, you have the most beautiful life insurance policy he's ever seen.

If nothing really matters, is love all we need?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:15 PM

You can't live on love alone!

How much can one person really do?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:19 PM

How much what?

How many people can one person really do?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:22 PM

Don't ask

How much work can one person do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:24 PM

Close to none, when BOLs up and running.

Is this site slow today, or what?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:25 PM

Incredibly.

Are you actually a pig?;)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:26 PM

You are what you eat. I had sausage for breakfast.



Will I move in the next few months?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:31 PM

what am i, sylvia brown?


what do your fav PJs look like?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:32 PM

I hope so

When will you have sausage for breakfast again?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:38 PM



When are you making breakfast?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:40 PM

lets hope so - you won't be so ornery!

do you have to move out to move up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:41 PM

Most of the time, yes. Especially if you're working for Chase (like I was, but not any more).

What's the one food you could never give up?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes


When are you making breakfast?


Anytime you have a hunger dear
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:45 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Most of the time, yes. Especially if you're working for Chase (like I was, but not any more).

What's the one food you could never give up?


Pasta!!


Whats your birth year?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:47 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Most of the time, yes. Especially if you're working for Chase (like I was, but not any more).

What's the one food you could never give up?


Probably cheese.

Uncensored BOL would be very, very fun.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:47 PM

BC or AD?

How come some women only have boy babies?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:49 PM

It's the males fault.

When will there be another eclipse?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:52 PM

I have no earthly idea.

Why do I keep forgetting to ask a question?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:53 PM


Because we're doomed

What's your favorite dessert?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:54 PM

Lack of sex leads to Alzheimers

When do I get my birthday spanking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:56 PM

never if I have any input into the deal

Why is it always the man's fault?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:57 PM

adam was a wuss.


what is your favorite smell?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 08:58 PM

Men determine the sex with either an X or Y chromosome .

Why do women have to deal with labor and delivery and men only take part in the fun stuff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:04 PM

thats the function of the rib Pooh! -- know your role!!!!


Why do only the strong swimmers survive up the canal?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
...and men only take part in the fun stuff?


...like supporting ungrateful children for 18 years?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
thats the function of the rib Pooh! -- know your role!!!!


Why do only the strong swimmers survive up the canal?


Because the weak get flushed out.


Could this server be any slower?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:22 PM

Of course it could! :-)

Why do women get older, but men think they get better?

Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:22 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy


Because the weak get flushed out.


Could this server be any slower?


I'm sure it could!

Why do people feel the need to say 'if i was any better, i'd be dead' when you ask them how they are! good gravy!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:23 PM

no, unless it was engaged in afternoon delight

What is Zlib compression enabled anyway, and why does it only take 0.071 seconds for some and like 99.999 seconds for us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:24 PM

sorry, i am a bit behind due to server malfunction ---
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:25 PM

Originally Posted By: ~Special K~
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy


Because the weak get flushed out.


Could this server be any slower?


I'm sure it could!

Why do people feel the need to say 'if i was any better, i'd be dead' when you ask them how they are! good gravy!


well, its better than saying 'better than I deserve" or "blessed'

Does anyone really listen when you ask how they are?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
sorry, i am a bit behind due to server malfunction ---


...... so that's your excuse
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Does anyone really listen when you ask how they are?


i'd say answering is evidence of YES.


do you suffer from RLS?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:31 PM

No (I think it's due to lack of walking)

Toe jam
Or
Bellybutton crud?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
sorry, i am a bit behind due to server malfunction ---


Run out of your little blue pills??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:33 PM

Bellybutton crud.


Does anybody remember who that punk was that kept trying to make everyone aware of the rules of the Confessional that one time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
sorry, i am a bit behind due to server malfunction ---


Run out of your little blue pills??


stop buzzing me, even if its your birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:47 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Bellybutton crud.


Does anybody remember who that punk was that kept trying to make everyone aware of the rules of the Confessional that one time?


nope!

Why is it so funny that TICG makes PR vibrate?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:53 PM

Because Pale doesn't need batteries to vibrate, unlike some appliances?

Diva
or
Drama Queen?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 09:59 PM

Diva.

To save the life of a loved one, would you eat a partially exhausted urinal cake?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:06 PM

Depends on who's life and what flavor the urinal cake was?

Who would you rather have sex with, Hillary, Chelsea, or Bill Clinton?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:06 PM

Bill


hitch hike or wait for a ride?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:08 PM

Hitch hike. You can find such interesting people that way, and it almost always ends in the back seat.


If you had to give up drinking or have your fingers cut off, how would you scratch your back?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
BC or AD?

How come some women only have boy babies?


Males are the only ones with Y chromosomes and only Y chromosomes can make a baby boy.

Were Simon and Garfunkel really singing about "please don't take my chromosomes awayyyyy"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:48 PM

Sounds about right to me!

Why is up, up and down, down?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 10:51 PM

Front and back were already taken.

To what age do you think you want to live to, and feel satisfied?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 11:00 PM

I satisfy myself every day (sometimes more than once)

Blossom
Or
Punky Brewster
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 11:21 PM

Punky Brewster, all the way. (I even watched her cartoon)


Have you been to a one-stop candy shop?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 11:23 PM

Yes - but back in my day, they were penny candy stores

Maryanne or Ginger
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 11:42 PM

ginger


Would you want the know the manner in which you would die?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/08 11:45 PM

Of course; then I could avoid the situation and cheat death

Have you ever been hit by one of those beeping carts driven by skycaps at the airport (Sky Harbor cart drivers are the worst!)
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:00 AM

No

Has your luggage ever been lost at an airport?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:41 AM

just slightly misplaced

have you ever been on a really bumpy flight?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:06 AM

yes. my stomach ended up on the top of my head. Not fun.

Have you ever dropped your carry-on bag on the head of a passenger while trying to hoist it overhead?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:43 AM

No, but I've wanted to...

Full body cavity search
or
Having your cellmate tell you 72 hours before your release that you have "a purty mouth?"
Posted By: Jose Jalapeno

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 06:55 AM

Having your cellmate tell you that right before you shank him...

here's a question I've always pondered...
If a person is arrested for check fraud and identity theft, will their lawyer accept a personal check for payment of their defense?

if not does that make them a hypocrite for not believing their client is not guilty, and what about innocent until proven guilty...
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:14 PM

Lawyers are hypocrites to begin with - they defend guilty clients even though they know they are guilty.

Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:36 PM

Peanut butter jelly time!!


I wonder if Bill Gates eats healthy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:43 PM

I'd say he's probably somewhat careful about his health.


What goes wrong in a person's childhood to make him/her a treehugger?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:45 PM

We send them to school and they learn about the ecology when they are at a young, impressionable age (I speak from experience - I have 2 tree huggers!)

What came first - chicken or egg???????
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:52 PM

The chicken.


Why isn't it legal to carry a firearm in a state park?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 01:59 PM

Depends on the state you live in. You can in some instances in Pa.

Carribean or Hawaii?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 02:24 PM

I've only been a couple places in the Carribean, but I'd pick Hawaii. I'd move there if I could.

Go through a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, or tsunami?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 02:30 PM

Earthquake (we're used to them in the Pacific Northwest)

Would you wear slightly used underpants you bought at a thrift store?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 02:49 PM

No, but I may be prone to sniffing them.

If you were floating on a raft in the ocean and didn't know if you'd be rescued, would you jump into shark-infested waters to end it all?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 02:51 PM

EEEWWWWW!!!!!!! - No Way!

Godiva or Ghiardelli?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 02:59 PM

Neither. I don't care for chocolate.


Would you be willing to sacrifice one loved on to save all your family?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:07 PM

I'd sacrifice myself, but never a family member.

Hot Tea or Iced Tea?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:12 PM

Hot tea (green)


Do you have any idea how cold Debbie keeps our office?? I mean, running the A/C in January!?!?!? Yeah, it's Phoenix but it's winter, for pete's sake!
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:19 PM

No I don't but I bet she knows Jeff who keeps this friggin building like a sauna!!


Do you know the Muffin Man?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:22 PM

No, but I really like Mrs. Fields!

Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:23 PM

nope

does a pig have a muffin top?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:24 PM

slow server!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neither at my age

which artificial sweetener?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:28 PM

None - only the real thing!

Molasses or Maple Syrup?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:55 PM

Maple syrup, the real kind.

((And pigs don't have muffin tops ))


What would you do if someone was in your lobby on their cell phone and crying?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 03:57 PM

Offer a tissue.


Would you be nosy enough to ask what was wrong?
(i would)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:02 PM

No, but I'd say, "if you need anything, let me know."


If someone asked you if he/she is fat, would you tell him/her the truth?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:18 PM

I'm a chubby chaser, so I'd probably tell them they were perfect or should put on more weight.


Have you ever been in a vehicle accident that resulted in the death of another?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:21 PM

thank cod, no!

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:23 PM

I think you should ask Alfred Hitchcock, kitten.


How many car accidents have you been in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:26 PM

Two, both involving deer. The first one I didn't slow down and had minimal damage. The second one (in my mom's car when I went back home) I slowed down and totalled her car, with the body caving in the windshield.


Do you do crossword puzzles?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:28 PM

I do.. although someday are better than others.

Do you enjoy trivia shows such as Jeopardy and Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:35 PM

Yes.

Simpsons
or
Family Guy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:37 PM

South Park


Sharp Cheddar, Mozzerella, Montery Jack, or Colby (all the cheeses in my fridge)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:39 PM

Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes!

Vodka or Tequila?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:43 PM

Vodka!!!


Have you ever struck up a conversation with someone because you were dared to?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:47 PM

Yes.

NYC or LAX?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:49 PM

Never been to either one, but I'm closer to LAX.




Have you ever watched someone sleep and think they were the most beautiful person in the world, and thanked God you were sleeping with them?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:50 PM

Yes, until I smelled sleepy breath.



Have you ever woken up beside someone and thought to yourself, "oh, my God. What did I do?"
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 04:51 PM

WOW! What an amazing, loving thought!

Have you ever heard your SO's VM pick up and gotten excited by hearing their voice?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 05:32 PM

at our age Pooh? - more like fear

Does your bosses' voice get your pumped?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 05:38 PM

HA not quite!!

strawberry or original chapstick?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 05:53 PM

original

heating pad or cream for muscle cramps?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 06:04 PM

Both. I'm getting old!!



What was the last CD you bought, having only heard one song on the radio?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 06:18 PM

Heck, I can't even remember the last CD I bought!

Your most embarrassing moment?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:02 PM

falling on top of a kid my first day to a new school

lake or ocean?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:04 PM

ocean


mountains, beach, or plains?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:06 PM

Mountains.



What is the identifying number information on a USA B1/B2 visa/BCC? I don't know what info I need to document.
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:19 PM

BBC-U2-B52s-XYZ Sorry, BB. Just so you know, I had you for breakfast.

What cellphone provider to you use?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:22 PM

Verizon. (I thought someone was chewing on me! I ate myself for a late breakfast, too.)


Are you stoked about the Aptera?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 07:49 PM

totally, dude.

what, exactly, is a "quick second" and how does it differ from a regular second???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:18 PM

It's part of a New York minute.


Are your intestines loud?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:20 PM

Not at the moment.



Are you allergic to anything?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:22 PM

certain perfumes

would you rather be the president or a king(queen)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:24 PM

I'm already the queen.


But, honestly, president...because s/he's earned it by popular vote.



Are you sick of politicians flinging mud?
Posted By: arye

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:26 PM

I was tired the day after the last election...


What is that itching???
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:26 PM

Yep. Slinging mud, too.
It's my foot itching.

Will you scratch my foot for me?
Posted By: arye

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:30 PM

Sure...feet don't bother me


Why won't the weather in Ohio make up its mind?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:30 PM

I would tickle your foot since you would then go into uncotrollable gyrations

Would you remove the hair from my ears?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:30 PM

No, but here are some clippers.



Did you ever watch that stupid show about dinosaurs that talked and the infant always said "Not the baby!" or something like that?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 08:33 PM

Unfortunately.


What's your favorite Pink Floyd song?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 09:22 PM

IDK.


Why is it, they're still playing Backstreet Boys on the radio, but I haven't heard any N'Sync songs?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 10:55 PM

I think your question should be "why are they still playing Backstreet Boys?" Oddly enough, I know the answer to that. Backstreet Boys are still making new music.. if that's what you want to call it.



Why does it always seem that dishes multiply?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 10:58 PM

Because you're too lazy to clean them.


I Phone or Crackberry?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/08 11:09 PM

Crackberry.


Have you ever used the restroom of the opposite sex that was clearly marked?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 01:45 AM

I do it all the time if the women's restroom is taken and I have to go really bad.

What's your worse habit?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 01:58 AM

Would masturbating count?

Have you ever worn pants with the size/inseam sticky tape thingy stuck to the leg, but you didn’t realize the pants had the sticky tape thingy was stuck to your leg?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 02:05 AM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Would masturbating count?

Have you ever worn pants with the size/inseam sticky tape thingy stuck to the leg, but you didn’t realize the pants had the sticky tape thingy was stuck to your leg?



yes, and the whole world sees before you notice.

If you could change anything in your life present or past what would it be?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 02:46 AM

Probably pursuing my accounting degree and CPA certification my first time in college rather than majoring in journalism and getting my accounting degree 9 years later….

Waking up in the middle of the night hearing something moving in your closet
or
Having a hand grab your foot as you get out of bed in the middle of the night?
(Sweet dreams….)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 03:03 AM

Having my husband grab my foot as it passes over his head as I get out of bed in the middle of the night Sweet Dreams Indeed!

Clap On or Clap Off???????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 03:33 AM

calp off dear, its late

engine warmer or ordering hubby out to start the car?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 03:44 AM

Remote starter (if you really love her). Heats things up from 200 feet with just a touch of a button (just like me!)

Have you ever peed on an electric fence (extra points for the ladies)? File this under "Never listen to your brother category...."
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:13 AM

No - (but having 3 sons I understand the 'brother' thing!)

Jelly or Jam?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:23 AM

Jam (I don't like seeds or foods that start with "C", such as coconut, cantelope, cottage cheese, etc.)

H.R. Puffinstuff
or
Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:41 AM

Puffinstuff

Winnie the Pooh or Tigger?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 02:06 PM

Winnie (cuz it's my nickname too)


diet coke or fully loaded coke?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 02:16 PM

premium please

sacchran or sweet and low?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 02:51 PM

Neither. Give me real sugar!


How would you confront someone you discover using your razor when you use that razor to shave your unmentionables?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:05 PM

“Ahem. Do you ever wonder why my razor in the shower is impacted with dark, curly hairs? Well, let me tell you something personal….”

Why did my wife unplug the coffee maker last night after I had just filled and programmed it earlier that evening???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:14 PM

Because she's the devil!


Although I don't drink coffee, do you think you get better results with a French press?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:23 PM

I've tried one a few times--too much work. I want an immediate caffeine infusion right out of bed.

Have you ever been abducted and probed by aliens?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:26 PM

If I was, they eliminated that memory. But I'm sure I'll have flashbacks the next time I watch a Shirely Maclaine movie.


Have you ever watched a movie so powerful that it solidified your stance on a subject?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:40 PM

MARCH OF THE PENGUINS (i no longer eat penguins)


do you agree that neil diamond is the greatest singer/songwriter of this or any generation?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:41 PM

American History X was pretty powerful but not on me.

Have you, or anyone that you know, ever played in a movie?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:42 PM

I knew some who were extras

Can you play “Lady of Spain” on the accordion?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:44 PM

My hubby's cousin played Kenny Rogers' stunt double in Six Pack & I know a guy who was an extra in We Are Marshall. He even had his picture taken with Matthew McConahottie. *jealous*


Do you like eating meat poop?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 04:48 PM

Yup

Why does the freezer at work smell like rotten meat poop?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:02 PM

Because that's where the crew of 2 girls 1 cup stored their surplus.



Have you ever run into a cactus on accident?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:03 PM

All public freezers smell like that.

Whould you rather have the stomach virus or a runny nose 24 hours a day?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:09 PM

Stomach virus

Leprosy or ebola?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:13 PM

Ebola (hopefully I would only get the abdominal pain and nausea instead of the blood vomiting)!!

Blind or Deaf?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:16 PM

Deaf

Related question... color blind or lost sense of smell (& therefore taste)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:21 PM

color blind



Will someone bring me a soft pretzel?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:24 PM

No, my pretzel is hard and I promised it to someone else.

Ketchup or mustard?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:24 PM

[font:Comic Sans MS]On it's way

Have you ever broke wind during a prostate exam? [/font]
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:28 PM

I've not had a prostate exam.

And mustard!





Has something ever popped up at totally the wrong moment?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I've not had a prostate exam.

And mustard!





Has something ever popped up at totally the wrong moment?


Hmmm... I'd think a prostate exam with mustard would burn...

There's never a wrong moment...

What's the policy on dating consultants?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:31 PM

Like on the elliptical trainer?

What is Charlie Brown’s teacher saying when she says, “Wah wa wah wa wah?”
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:34 PM

"Shut the F__ up you nasty little pieces of sh__..."

Who's hotter, Peppermint Patty or Lucy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:34 PM

It doesn't matter because it exemplifies the mundane drivel extolled by socialistic educators intent on warping the impressionable minds of America's youth. The message is clear.





Have you ever passed out in the back seat of a car and when you woke up you were in another state?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:36 PM

Lucy (I think Patty was a dyke)

Have you ever put your car keys in your front pocket only to be impaled when you sat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:49 PM

That hasn't happened yet, but I put my checkbook with a pen in my back pocket and had a little surprise when I sat down.




Do you know any real psychics?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 05:53 PM

Yes.... oh, sorry, thought you said psychos...


Ever been abducted by aliens and given an anal probe?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:02 PM

If I was, they eliminated that memory. But I'm sure I'll have flashbacks the next time I watch a Shirely Maclaine movie. (Lil'Devil asked this in the previous page)



Do you still get excited when that Chumbawamba song comes on the radio?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:06 PM

Sadly, yes.

How old are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:12 PM

32 for another month



Would you ever want to go back in time and do high school over again?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:13 PM

God no! Maybe college though!


Is a computer more than a magic porn machine?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:14 PM

Pass

camel toes: fashion statements or not?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:17 PM

Oh, GAWD no.


Do you ever think you were born in the wrong decade? If so, when should you have been born?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:17 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Pass

camel toes: fashion statements or not?


Pass?!?!?! You can't pass! If you don't want to answer, don't respond!

not fashion statements!

Whale-tails, acceptable in a work environment?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:21 PM

No way!!! Keep covered in the office.




How much butter do you put on your popcorn at the movies?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:30 PM

I just take whatever the folks behind the counter put on it.


Will someone please tell me what a white tail is?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
I just take whatever the folks behind the counter put on it.


Will someone please tell me what a white tail is?


I think you mean a whale-tail. It's when the top of a woman's thong shows over her pants. Looks like a whale's tail going into the water.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:44 PM

A white tail is a deer. If you mean whale tail, it is the top of a thong showing above pants.

What of movies would you deny watching?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:46 PM

Thanks! Can ya tell I'm surrounded by hunters?

I don't think I'd deny watching any movies.

What one song would you deny liking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:52 PM

Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted by The Partridge Family

Have you ever been ogled?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 06:55 PM

Not to my recollection.



Do you like cheese?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 07:03 PM

LOVE LOVE LOVE cheese!


Do you have your navel pierced?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 07:06 PM

Yes, twice. Did them myself in college, but only one is in any more.

Anything else pierced?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 07:14 PM

Most know that my nipple is.

80's metal or hair bands?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 07:19 PM

They weren't the same?

Okay, 80's metal.



Do you like the smell of Linen Fresh Lysol?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:08 PM

I like the smell of most cleaning products.

Any tattoos?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:12 PM

Two. On my right upper arm of the Chinese symbol for Evil and my zodiac on my lower belly.




Would you partner with a lawyer to write scripts for TV crime drama movies?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:17 PM

not now, too many writers on strike and looking for work

would you agree to TV show based on your working life and shown on TLC?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:25 PM

Hmmm...watching people walk in the street while I surf BOL? Sure, not going to be very engaging but I'll give anything a shot.




Have you ever played bb gun tag?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:33 PM

Nope, but when I was a kid, my brothers and I used to have chinaberry wars.


What's your fave boardgame?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:36 PM

spanking troublemakers that deserve it!

fav version of poker?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 08:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
spanking troublemakers that deserve it!

fav version of poker?



strip


fried or baked chicken
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:09 PM

fry the poop out of them (for _X_'s sake)

wings - garlic or cayenne ?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:12 PM

Buffalo, you dirty man, you.


What are you going to have for dinner?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:16 PM

hmm...seeing buffalo really has me craving now!!
beer or liquor
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:31 PM

Liquor! Vodka.



If you could read one person's mind for one day, who would it be?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:39 PM

George Bush's. I'm sure he would either keep me entertained or very,very bored.

If you could have a one-night stand w/ a celeb, who would it be?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 09:49 PM

Bea Arthur.



Who would you chose?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 10:10 PM

Burt Reynolds


Alimony or settlement?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 10:13 PM

alimony. Baby needs to buy new shoes.



Is it wrong to wish harm on a coworker who has a nagging cough?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/08 10:18 PM

yes

so if we bless those who curse us, what are these heaping coals poured on their heads?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 12:33 AM

little bitty HOT wake up calls

Why do some people think that others always owe them something???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 01:42 AM

They were raised to be enabled, gave up their sense of individuality and failed to accomplish more than riding the waves of government assistance.




Do you watch Charmed because you like seeing Shannon Doherty getting thrown against walls, turned into a dog and ultimately dying?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 01:44 AM

Heck yes!!!!!!

Why am I so disappointed in the "spy ear" I just bought?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 02:25 AM

Because nothing from an infomercial at 3 in the morning ever works like they show it. I have a Beadazzler to prove it.




Is it wrong for someone to say, when lifting a particularly heavy box, "Whatcha got in here? JonBenet Ramsey?!"
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:01 AM

no, its just inacurate - it would be better to say "meatloaf"

can you really drink vodka through a nipple?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:23 AM

You can drink anything through a nipple, and if if squirts vodka then that's pretty cool (dude, you left yourself wide open with that one)

Did you ever want to be a member of the Brady household?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 01:00 PM

No

Have you ever ordered something at the drive through and specified that the order is "to go"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 02:54 PM

Yes! I've also called stores that are open 24 hours and asked what time they close, then say "I'll be right there."


What's the worst lie you've ever told to you SO?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:10 PM

I don't have the herp! (HAH.. just kidding, but that's one of the worst lies I think a person could tell his/her SO).


If you could swim in a pool full of anything but water, what would you want to swim in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:13 PM

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!! And that's the one time I'd drink the liquid in which I was swimming.




Have you ever had a dream about falling where you've actually hit the ground?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:15 PM

Nope, but I once had a dream I was being attacked by a rhino. Luckily I wasn't being attacked by a rhino. That would kind of suck.

If you were going to have an exotic animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:19 PM

An elephant, one I could ride in to work and freak out everyone downtown.




Have you ever been at work (or anywhere in public) and bent over and split your pants open?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:20 PM

I was once getting out of my car to go into work, and the back of my skirt completely split. Lucky for me, I had a pair of slacks in my car.

Have you ever accidentally flashed someone because you didn't know there was anyone around?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:24 PM

Not really, but once I was so drunk I thought I was home and started taking my clothes off. I was in my underwear and was stopped by my SO because we were at a friend's house.



Was having a bacon, egg and cheese bagel on an onion bagel a bad idea?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:25 PM

Sound good, but you'll stink to high heaven.


Why do they say to take things with a grain of salt, when those things should usually be taken with a box of salt?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:29 PM

Because salt at one time was used as currency and to imply you had more than a grain was pretentious.




Have you ever seen someone with dreadlocks and wanted to feel their hair?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:34 PM

No, but I have seen someone with dreds and wanted to take a shower after being near them!

Have you ever drank on the job?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:36 PM

I can't say that I have.. surprisingly. I've done other things on the job, though.


Do you ever take your shoes off under your desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:38 PM

Never, but Debbie does all the time and walks around without shoes on. It makes me


Have you ever fantasized about your SO's sibling(s)?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:51 PM

I can honestly say I haven't. They're my dad's age, which isn't the problem, but out of the two brothers, one is weird, and the other is a "not my type" Georgia fan.


Have you ever fantasized about any of your mom or dad's friends?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:53 PM

No, my parents don't keep particularly attractive company.


Does "Don't You" by Simple Minds always remind you of the Brat Pack?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:57 PM

Heck yes!


Do you love the 80's as much as I do?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 03:58 PM

I would bet that I do!

Have you ever engaged in "inappropriate behavior" in the workplace?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:02 PM

I must say that I have.

Do you ever go to lunch with your mom?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:03 PM

Whenever I'm back in Ohio, as much as possible.




Have you ever made out with a stranger when drunk?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:05 PM

Yep, a long time ago.

Have you ever gone completely overboard & past making out with a stranger?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:08 PM

absolutely

Have you ever gone completely overboard and past making out with a stranger of the same sex>?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:09 PM

Not yet, but I'm leaving my options open

Let’s say you work for the Department of Corrections. You are responsible for administering lethal injections to inmates on death row. Would you have no qualms because you are just doing your job, or would you feel that it is morally reprehensible because you are taking someone’s life?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:12 PM

Not at all. I love the DP!



Have you ever made out with someone you later found out was related to your family, even if only through marriage?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:12 PM

That's a good question.. and I don't think I'd have any qualms.

Would you hesitate to kill someone out of self defense?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:13 PM

I'm thinking of buyin a gun just for that purpose.




Have you ever been tased?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:16 PM

no, don't tase me bro!!

have you ever been arrested?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:17 PM

Nope.

Can you could the number of family members you know of that have been arrested on one hand?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:17 PM

No

Okay all you 80’s music fans, why do The Bangles want us to Walk Like An Egyptian?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:20 PM

Cause it's super cool

WHy would anyone question the lyrics of 80's music (i.e. that monkey song by George Michael)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:20 PM

They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

Its their way of admitting they're drunks.
Whey oh whey oh wheeey oh wheey oh.


What drugs have you done in your life?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:26 PM

Loads of weed, X, K...none other of which I know, but I've been to questionable parties were something may have dropped in my drink.




Would you rather be with your true love and never have sex, or have incredible sex but not know love?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 04:27 PM

Thank you for the clarrification

Pot (lots of pot), a little acid and lots of speed (black beauties, Christmas trees, criss-cross, yellow jackets….)

Have you ever peed in a 20 ounce red party cup in the front seat of a Cadillac at the drive-in?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:00 PM

no, but not to say that I wouldn't try even though I am a girl. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Do you know someone who has spray painted their wheel on a cadillac to make them look like Dayton's?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:06 PM

heavens no

why is today going by so incredibly SLOW????????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:07 PM

When it takes a minute and a half for a post to show, everthing drags!



Finish this sentence: I was so drunk the other night that I didn't even realize I put it ____________.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:11 PM

...in the cat.

Have you ever recycled a shirt from the dirty laundry basket--after you peeled off the dirty underpants stuck to it--because it passed the sniff test and you needed to wear (and if it was borderline, you just gave it a couple squirts of cologne)?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:15 PM

No.

Why would someone want to wear something they know good and well is DIRTY?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:16 PM

All the time, in college.


Would you rather be with your true love and never have sex, or have incredible sex but not know love?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Miller Lite
No.

Why would someone want to wear something they know good and well is DIRTY?


Dirty is all relative.

I would go with true love, no sex (I'm ambidextrous)

If you leave me can I come too?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:32 PM

Sure, it's always nice to have company.


What's the worst job you ever had?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:32 PM

Yes you can!!

What's your earliest memory?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 05:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Vodka
What's the worst job you ever had?


Bussing tables. It was my two day job. Two days, and I QUIT.


Are you really all that satisfied in your present job?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:08 PM

Not really. If I didn't have two, maybe three, really cool coworkers, I'd skate out of here.




Have you ever called in sick so you could go to a scheduled job interview?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:13 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Yes you can!!

What's your earliest memory?


Honey, I like your enthusiasm (even if you can't pee in a party cup)!

I remember being in a crib in the living room and seeing movement, but that's as far back as it goes. I don't think I was an infant, but maybe a year or two?

What would you choose to be your bionic body part?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:19 PM

...... no doubt I would go with a bionic... well use your imagination!


Wanna see?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:22 PM

I'll pass this time, but ask again after I've been in the bar for a few more hours.



If you found out the food you hated the most could cure a disease you have, would you start eating it or be stubborn?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:24 PM

Can I hold my nose while I chew?

Which stinks worse: poop or vomit?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:24 PM

As long as the disease wasnt ignorance...



What time is it when an elephant comes in your window...
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Maker's Mark TM
As long as the disease wasnt ignorance...


wow. that was profound.



Quote:
What time is it when an elephant comes in your window...


peanut butter jelly time!




what's the point in passing your hands under water for 2 seconds, no soap, after using the restroom?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:30 PM

There is no point but to give the illusion that you're part of a civilized society.



Do you drink daily?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:32 PM

Yes, and nightly.

Is it ok to hit on one of your bank examiners?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:37 PM

As long as she isn't barky and it's a mercy fling to get a good exam.

Did you ever swallow a gnat floating in your coffee because you couldn’t pick it out after several attempts so you just said “Screw it” and continued drinking?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:40 PM

Added protein...

She's cute, and a junior member of the team -- no influence over the exam.

Would "Examine this, Baby" be an effective pick-up line?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:46 PM

It's worth a shot.



Would you knowingly eat a piece of chocolate that has a locust in it?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:50 PM

I think most chocolate has bugs in it. Except the kind of chocolate that I like No bugs


Would you prefer to freeze to death or burn to death?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:52 PM

As much as I hate the cold, I'd have to say freeze to death. I'm afraid burning would be too painful.


Would you wear a matching outfit with your SO and go out in public thinking you're just too cute?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 06:54 PM

I might do it on a dare....

Would you wear an outfit that matched your child?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 07:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Originally Posted By: Maker's Mark TM
As long as the disease wasnt ignorance...


wow. that was profound.



Quote:
What time is it when an elephant comes in your window...


peanut butter jelly time!


I am glad that somebody caught the intellect that I was throwing out on that one.... and its time to swim
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 07:59 PM

Would you wear an outfit that matched your child?

Only if the child was under 1 year old - maybe that might be cute.

Steak or seafood?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:02 PM

Steak


Coffee or Tea?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:05 PM

Tea.. sweet.. iced.


Water or Coke? (Well, for those non-southerners, soda).
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:06 PM

Neither, according to X they are both meat poop

What brand and scent of deodorant are you wearing?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:12 PM

Secret - Regular

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:32 PM

Garnier Fructis


Is anyone else avoiding downtown Phx this weekend?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:34 PM

I avoid Phoenix every weekend.

What's more pathetic -- Hillary Clinton crying or Rudy Guliani constantly repeating "9-11"?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:36 PM

Ooo.. that's a toughy. I'm gonna go with Rudy saying "Ronald Reagan" every other breath during the debates.

What's your favorite kind of chewing gum?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:38 PM

Orbit mint mojito.


What's good to eat for lunch today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:40 PM

Something in the fridge, even if it belongs to a co-worker

Hemorrhoids: Friends or foe?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:48 PM

Foe, although I think it would be hilarious if someone with Hemorroids wore a shirt that said, "I've got a Hemi." With a ram on it with a hurting face on it.


What do you find most attractive abotu the opposite sex?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 08:53 PM

the mind of course

Why are women from Venus?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:09 PM

Because it rhymes with peni$.

What about Uranus?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:19 PM

That's where the hemorrhoids are

Do freaks flocking together really make all the lesbians scream (Mixed Bizness – Beck)?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:22 PM

no....


WHats the Square root of Pi
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:25 PM

I'm thinking cubed ginger.


When you were a kid, what was your favorite toy?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:35 PM

my brothers cars

At what age should one stop having sex?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:36 PM

never

at what age should one start having sex?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:37 PM

When they're old enough to deal with the consequences

Who’s gonna love my baby when she’s gone around the bend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:37 PM

never

at what age should you become a vegan?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:40 PM

when you're at the age to be considered legally insanse

Why does one want to be a vegan? poop is good!!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:41 PM

i would only be a vegetarian, not a vegan, for health purposes.. and probably only through the week. my hubby is in the process of finding me a suitable hunting rifle.

would you ever go hunting?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 09:48 PM

for snipe oh ya!!!

do you watch submarine races?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:32 PM

I used to in Ohio, but the sport is sorely underrepresented in AZ.




Should I be concerned that the Thai restaurant I just ate at over-used quotation marks? Like, "chicken" curry and Siam "pork" chop.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:34 PM

yes indeed - they meant "poo"

Why is London Bridge in AZ if there is no water?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:34 PM

Hey, has anyone seen my cat?

If your hemorrhoids were itching really, really, really bad, would you dive in with a full five-finger scratch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:39 PM

PR, It's located in Lake Havasu City where Lake Havasu is located, and there's water in the lake.

'Lil Freak, I'm doing that right now!

Why would you call a teller when you're trying to figure out how to correct a hold placed on an acount yesterday, when that teller has never used the system to place a hold?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:41 PM

you would be calling to ask for a date because you are so impressed with her mind

How do you squeeze vodka out of rotten potatoes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 10:43 PM

You don't. You let them squeeze themselves.


Why would someone wait until there's only an hour and a half left in the workday to start a project that has to be done today?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 11:34 PM

For funnsies.


WHy is everyone talking about Hemmeroids??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 11:39 PM

Because they're a pain in the bum.


I broke part of my chair but don't want to admit to it. Should I say Debbie had something to do with it?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 11:47 PM

Yes, unless Debbie is a mean woman who like to seek revenge!

I think honestly that I broke my ring finger, how do I tell?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/08 11:55 PM

If you cannot move it without pain, get it x-rayed.



I have 6 more minutes to work. Can I leave early?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/12/08 07:19 PM

No, but you may leave now

How much money would I have to pay you to lick my arm pits?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/12/08 11:35 PM

Hmm.. depends on if I can get away with just a lick or if I have to full on make out with your pit.

Have you ever brushed someone elses teeth?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/08 01:30 AM

sure, he is only four though..

Do you really want to hurt me?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/08 01:35 AM

Nope.. but I might if you were the 80's phenom who sang that.


Do you believe in life after love?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/08 04:01 AM

sure don't

Do you really wanna make me cry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/08 08:22 PM

Not intentionally

Would you prefer a VeggieTales sing along DVD
or
Eating meat poop?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/08 11:17 PM

Give me the poop, str8t up. That Veggie Tales cr@p makes me


Would you let someone suck on you toes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:18 AM

Not intentionally, unless you are Sean Hannity and it would be good for America (but I like it when you talk dirty)

Would you eat someone else's earwax or someone's booger? You don't have a choice: one or the other....
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 01:21 PM

I think I would have to go with earwax on that one.....

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 02:42 PM

Indeed, but you don't want to be as hot as my wife (fear the hot flashes ladies)

Aren't you glad you were not in the "cool" crowd?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 02:55 PM

I am in the "cool" crowd...I'm part of the BOL collective.



If your SO works out, do you find them appealing when they're all sweaty or would you have them shower before being intimate?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:24 PM

Shower please!!!!!!!!!!! I prefer the intimacy to produce a need for a shower, in that order!

If you even wear underthings, do you see a need to change them more than once during the winter?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:27 PM

I see a need in changing one's underthings at least daily, even in the winter.




Have you ever noticed the look on a non-pet owners face when you carry on a conversation with your pet? What's up with that?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:38 PM

Yes

Almost along the same line...Have you every noticed someone talking to a larger fish through the glass at a aquarium? Waht's wrong w/ these ppl.?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:41 PM

I know, don't people realize that the smaller fish like to be talked to, too?




If you could plant a forest, what trees would you prefer to grow?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 03:42 PM

Oaks, love oak trees. Some Banyans too.

Why do we say yes, when we mean no?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:00 PM

We're driven to please, and no one likes the sound of "no" even though we know we're causing ourselves more grief by saying
"yes."



Have you ever bought something you didn't really need because someone else wanted to get it, then kept it for yourself or thrown it away to prevent the other person from getting it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:12 PM

I have in the past; it was usually over having a toy that I didn't want another kid to have.

How many mannequin heads do you have in your house? (I have two)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:16 PM

None. Now human heads...




Ever wonder what the Bee Girl from the Blind Melon video is up to these days?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:31 PM

DeLoach reprised her role as Bee Girl for the 1993 music video Bedrock Anthem” by “Weird Al” Yankovic. Sadly, her hive was stricken with colony collapse disorder. DeLoach lost her sense of orientation and never returned to the hive.

Which describes you best:
Hot, fresh and ready
Or
Moist and meaty?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:36 PM

Ha! neither, how about medium, stale and in hibernation?

Why does the economy have to tank now, I am too old!!!
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:48 PM

It has it's own cycles and doesn't know you want to reire soon.

At the risk of not blending in - is everyone here a pubescent teenager - why do most questions and responses have to have sexual innuendos?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:50 PM

that is the mindset of those attracted to the cooler Trail

Has the cooler lived beyond its usefulness?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:54 PM

no way!


Isnt it more exciting when there is controversy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:57 PM

Exciting and controversial, like those lips!

Why don't people use pics of themselves for avatars?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 04:58 PM

Because of the risks it poses.



If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 05:33 PM

A black panther


If you could be any type of food, what woudl you be?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 05:39 PM

Brussel sprouts. I wouldn't want anyone eating me.



Who really thought to call someone a "stick in the mud"?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 06:07 PM

I don't think so, I find it amusing at times, thoughtful at times, educational as in my quest for information on a snowblower, and even though it gets argumentative I enjoy some of the political topics.

Does anyone ever completely draw the line at anything?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 06:14 PM

I think many people do, but there's often some wiggle room for a lot of situations.



Would you have a treatment that resulting in your body not appearing to age, yet would take 10 years off your life, would the results be worth it? Wrinkle-free for the rest of your days.
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:03 PM

I think it would depend on the cost and the procedure. I've always been a "no" but as I get older it is very disapointing to lose your youth - some days, anyway.

Who do admire most outside of your family?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:09 PM

Outside of Jesus, my Lord and Savior, I would have to say our CEO. He took a small obscure bank and made it the powerhouse it is today.


Blue or brown?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:21 PM

brown.

Can you keep a secret?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:25 PM

most of the time and with most people - sometimes gossip gets to us though eh?

Why is the tongue so hard to control?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:25 PM

I'm very good at keeping secrets, but I'm rotten at lying.

Have you ever rented the same DVD for the third time only to realize it’s a movie you never finished because you didn’t like it? Yeah, guess what I did again this weekend...
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:32 PM

I have done that.

Is it easy for you to tell the truth?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:36 PM

Yes, unless it would hurt someone's feelings, then that's difficult.

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you came across your name on the 314(a) list?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:39 PM

No.

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you found a photoshopped picture of you on the internet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:46 PM

seek damages for libel!!!!!!!! although it would probably make me look better

Do you have a myspace page(s)?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:52 PM

no myspace - I prefer reality.

John Wayne or Clint Eastwood and WHY?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 07:59 PM

Clint Eastwood, because he reminds me of my favorite moderator (who allegedly fathered Rizzo and me).



Why didn't my sister think it was funny when I called her last week and did the Movie Phone voice instead of saying "Hey, Jodi"?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/08 08:00 PM

She has no sense of humor.



Bob Saccamanno or Joe Mayo?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 05:49 PM

dunno who they are.....

How old is Clint Eastwood these days?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 05:55 PM

Clint Eastwood isn't an age. He's a force to be reckoned with.


Do you ever hope that the really mean posters on here will one day soon realize they're not being nice and change?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:07 PM

Nah.. I think sometimes BOL would be boring without them.



If you were a bra, what size would you be?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:13 PM

34D

What is your favorite color?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:15 PM

I'm not sure I really have a favorite.. green, blue, orange (GO VOLS), pink.. I like 'em all.


If you were a pair of panties, what would you be?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:36 PM

grannie panties!!!! Grrr....



What would you do if one of your coworkers who basically sits right next to you sniffed their nose instead of blowing it?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:38 PM

oh I hate that! I would ask them if they need a tissue to go BLOW THEIR NOSE with

would you ever be on reality tv?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:43 PM

No, I don't even watch it.



Would you be able to keep a romantic relationship with a celebrity a secret--even from your family--because they're dating you would tarnish their celebrity image?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 06:48 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
because they're dating you would tarnish their celebrity image?

I wouldn't date anyone.. celebrity or not.. if I would "tarnish" his image. Screw that.


Do you think you'd ever be able to pull off having an affair without being found out?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:02 PM

yes...


Have you ever gotten away with anything?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:04 PM

of course

If you found out your SO was having an affair would you REALLY leave them?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:13 PM

Probably, but I guess I don't know unless I'm in that position.


Would you leave your SO before having an affair?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:14 PM

I'd like to say YES...but I would really have to be in that situation to know what I would or would not do.


Are you happy?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:17 PM

some days I am, some days I'm not.....I guess I dont know


Are you?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:18 PM

Don't know either....


Is there such a thing?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:19 PM

Sometimes, in most aspects.


What would it take to make you happy all the time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:19 PM

Mostly, and I wonder if it's possible to be truly happy with just one person.


Would you be sad to see a park torn down to make room for office towers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:20 PM

I'd like to say yes, but I don't know

Are you blessed?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I'd like to say yes, but I don't know

Are you blessed?


I'd like to think so.

Do you beleive in guardian Angels?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:26 PM

I would like to say yes, but I haven't witnessed mine in a while.

Do you believe in Tink?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:29 PM

I do believe in fairies!


Isn't grape the worst flavor for candy or anything?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:31 PM

No, cherry is

Does the fact that your brain starts shrinking after age 30 cause you concern?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:32 PM

Yes, I'm 32!

Has someone had such an accent that you totally couldn't understand them and you've just walked away?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:36 PM

yes, people from New Jersey!

Does vodka kill brain cells?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:38 PM

Nope, I'm smarter today than I was ten years ago.

I do cross word puzzles. Do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
yes, people from New Jersey!



OOOOOOOOHHHHH! BAD VASSAL!!!!

Have you ever wanted to truly slap someone?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:44 PM

I do all word puzzles!


Do you always win at Scrabble?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:45 PM

Every morning!

Old men who pull their pants up to their chests: Fashion mavericks or not? (Pay close attention to the response, Pale)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:46 PM

I thought Scrabble was something you eat?

Ain't it grand that the real Queen has returned?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:46 PM



its a fashion statement you little Freak!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:47 PM

Fashion mavericks, for certain! But I don't always win at Scrabble bacause we play the drinking version where you have to take as many shots as the points you accumulate.



What's the worst thing you had to admit to doing?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:47 PM

Some may think so, some may not.

DId you know that Scrabble is not scrapple???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:49 PM

Yes, but Spam is scrapple, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:53 PM

No Spam is spam, scrapple is scrapple:

scrapple:
http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/sleuth/0998/scrapple.html

spam:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)

Would you eat either of them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 07:56 PM

I bet if you added vodka to the ingredients, BB would say "yes"

Should we be glad that a certain Queen is back?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I would like to say yes, but I haven't witnessed mine in a while.

Do you believe in Tink?


But of course

Do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:03 PM

Nope, and I don't believe in angels either.

When do you think the next major natural disaster will be? And what?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:04 PM

I probably would eat either and wash them down with a vodka drink.
I'm unquestionably happy this Queen has returned.
I do believe in Tink.
And the next major natural disaster is going to be earthquakes in Central California causing massive amounts of property damage and 115 deaths.



Have you started losing the hair on your head?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:16 PM

I do shed, but I'm not going bald.

How many products are in your shower?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:19 PM

Four

Who from BOL would you most want to take a shower with?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:46 PM

Pass....

How many BOLers have you met?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:47 PM

one

why did AE pass on TICG's question
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:50 PM

she is a shy and modest girl like yourself

Have you met a BOLer and wished you had not?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:55 PM

Like a professional Bowler? No, not a professional one.

Do fish get thirsty?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 08:59 PM

Sure they do!!!

Do frogs really have water tight butts?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:11 PM

Yes. Because you say they do!


Will pigs ever have wings?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:13 PM

sure, they are in there next to the tail bone

Can an elephant fly?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:19 PM

Dumbo could

Why are there so many old people in this section of town where my office is located? I feel like I’m in the movie “Cocoon”
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:26 PM

It's a trap.....RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you had a secret crush, would you want to tell him or her or keep it a secret?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:28 PM

Keep it a secret and live out my little fantasy….

Would you let a male co-worker borrow your deodorant? I once forgot to use mine and asked two female co-workers; they told me no because it was gross and they even wouldn’t let their husbands use their deodorant.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:32 PM

Depends....if he was a friend, sure.

What makes men and women so different?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:43 PM

Venus and Mars are millions of miles apart

Will we ever get out of our solar system?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 09:53 PM

We really wouldn't want to. That's where the Nothing resides.



Have you ever smelled something really bad and rushed to get your friend to smell it, too?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:37 PM

Yes, and if your friend is a guy he will smell it!

Have you ever left work early because you were soooo hung over, but you blamed your illness on something other than the alcohol?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:39 PM

No, but I was 8 minutes late one day and said I fell back asleep with my puppy because he was lonely that morning.


Have you ever started clapping in the theater at the end of a really stupid movie?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:43 PM

No but I've asked myself why I wasted that much of my life and didn't just get up and walk out...


Why does it take SSSSSSSSSSoooooooooooooo long for 5 o'clock to get here???????????????
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:44 PM

It already passed 5pm here...AND I'M STILL HERE!

What the heck is BOLYCFYFAIC?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:44 PM

No--I usually walk out before the end if it's that bad....

Have you ever used roll-on deodorant only to have that little ball thingy rip out an armpit hair by the roots?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:46 PM

I'll never tell and no...I don't use stick deod...I use the clear gel kind...

Is it sick that I think Obama is hot?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 10:51 PM

As long as it gets him a vote, I don't care.

Who hear thinks Britney Spears will die before 2008 is over?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 11:23 PM

lets hope not

does everyone agree that Rizz is the best at picking avatars?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/08 11:43 PM

All my personalities think so!!!

WHy is it still not 5?????????????????
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 12:08 AM

BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO BE HERE AT 7PM, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE AT 4PM!


Should I just go home and say "who cares" regarding my work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 12:24 AM

So long as you're established enough in your workload.



Is it ever too early to start drinking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 12:35 AM

"As long as you've decided to drink all day, there's nothing wrong with starting early in the morning"--George Carlin

Why can females cry on command and where do they learn that skill?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 12:40 AM

Hillary Clinton Campaign Politics 101

Why is a person smart, but people dumb?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 03:19 PM

Because that person didn't grow up in the swamplands of Ohio.



If you found a bug in your McBiscuit, would you ever return to another McDonald's?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 03:21 PM

Probably, but not that one in particular.

If an insect flew into your mouth, would you swallow it or spit it out?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 03:35 PM

Swallow it. Hey, it wanted to be eaten or else it would steer clear.



If someone you knew mostly through association with your BFF invited you to a questionable party where you might feel slightly uncomfortable whilest sober but would more than likely get into trouble if you started drinking, would you attend?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 03:59 PM

Fine, I'll play by your rules...


No, too many people to find out what bad things I do at the party.


What would you audit first: TIL or RESPA
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:00 PM

TIL.

To what rules do you refer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:08 PM

Don't know about 'refer'...but I 'prefer' NO RULES.

Is it really Hump Day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:12 PM

If you work Monday through Friday.

Will you be my Valentine?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:13 PM

it really is, but no rules is not an option ms.b. that would be anarchy. unless you talk about politics or religion... then anything is allowed.

why are we here?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:13 PM

Only if you start behaving yourself.

Buy lunch or bring lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:14 PM

I brought my lunch in today.

What ever happened to predictability, the milk man, the paper boy, and evening TV?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:24 PM

They went out of fashion.

What happened to the poetry (Here's an idea...) thread?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:25 PM

Society has become much more complicated and predictability flew out the window.

Do I really have to behave? I wrote another poem....
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
They went out of fashion.

What happened to the poetry (Here's an idea...) thread?


you and freak were the only two good at it.

How do people walk over hot coals- is it easy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:29 PM

It's their mindset...they disassociate themselves from their feet.



Why do tourists try to blend in with natives yet insist on wearing shorts in the winter here? I mean, come on people. It's only 45.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:34 PM

the want to be cool!


Do you like milkshakes?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:36 PM

yes.

why do smokers go outside in groups of 10 or more?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:40 PM

That's when break time is.

Why do smokes cost SO MUCH $ in NYC?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:43 PM

Prepares you for paying your Dr bills when you have lung cancer? Just a thought?


Do you like giving & receiving hugs?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:46 PM

NO!!

Why must peeps always want to hug and touch me when they know I hate it???????????????????????
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 04:50 PM

Cause they KNOW you hate it

Who are you really?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:00 PM

I can answer that!!! She is a beautiful southern belle who knows a lot of techie stuff about phones and CRA

Why do we love to hug and kiss people we know are uncomfortable with it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:02 PM

Because it is human nature to be annoying.

Why do guys shake guys' hands and not girls'?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:05 PM

oh my Queen it goes back to the days when warriors had to show their hand did not have a weapon in it - women's weapons are hidden much better

Why do women from new jersey and new york always want to greet us texans with a kiss?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:05 PM

Because we've been taught that proper etiquette means you do not shake a woman's hand unless she proffers it to you first.

Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:06 PM

Because women are delicate and we don’t want to crush their hands?



Did I make you look?



Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Why do guys leave their hats on indoors and when talking to a woman? (as long as we're on the subject of etiquette)


Hats were initially taken off when entering a house because the hat offered protection during a time when people threw the contents of their bedpans out the windows and onto the streets (and anyone who happened to be passing under the windows).


What's your perfect date?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:13 PM

Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened

Why do brussel's sprout?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 05:14 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Because women are delicate and we don’t want to crush their hands?



Did I make you look?





YES! dang it!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Perfect Date - it needs to be vine ripened

Why do brussel's sprout?

...arousal...?

How much money would I have to pay you to drink out of the dog’s dish?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:42 PM

$10 in quarters.



Do you think we'll have floating cars (i.e., don't need wheels to move) in our lifetime?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:46 PM

Do you mean like the Jetsons? I think that is a distinct possibility (maybe we can get some help from the aliens who visited Texas).

How much money would I have to pay you to eat the gunk that collects in the drain after washing the dishes?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:47 PM

Maybe.. ya think about how far technology has come, and ya really can't rule anything out.

Won't you be my neighbor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:49 PM

I would love to but I can't afford the property taxes.

Why can't we be friends?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:53 PM

Because you're too cool and I'll always be a mousy geek.

Anyone else sad upon hearing of the death of Brad Renfro?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:56 PM

I can be sad even for people I don't know.


Do you like freckles?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 06:59 PM

I love freckles, and I have lots of them.


Are you/were you ever freaked out about wrinkles?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:01 PM

No, but a hair growing out of a mole nearly did me in...

Do you drink club soda?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:01 PM

A bit.

Cross country skiing or downhill
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:02 PM

Downhill, it is faster.

Snow skiing or water skiing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:05 PM

water, it hurts less when I go to the bum to stop

riding lawnmower or self propelled?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:07 PM

Riding, of course. Yard's too big otherwise.


Weedeat or eat weeds?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:08 PM

self propelled


Would you enjoy a rodeo?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Riding, of course. Yard's too big otherwise.


Weedeat or eat weeds?


weedeat.


Do you believe in ghosts?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:09 PM

Love rodeos!


Have you ever been bitten by a horse?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:10 PM

yes, but I wouldn't enjoy weedeating at a rodeo

who likes those kung foo/boxing matches until one has the living ..... beat out of them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:11 PM

no but have you ever been bitten by a horse ghost?

where's casper?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:13 PM

Those are interesting for a while, but I get bored of just watching them wrangle each other.



Would you ever want to live on the top floor of a highrise?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:13 PM

yes, bitten by a horse.


Do you like neon lights?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:20 PM

ugh...no

why do I love my BOL family so much!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:22 PM

cause you a a card carrying member of the YCFYFAIC

Why do I love your choice of avis?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:24 PM

because you can't stand yours.


Do you like to snorkel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:27 PM

That's a very personal question, but I'll say only on Tuesdays.




Aren't country bars where most people are dressed in cowboy apparel cool?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:33 PM

totally.

why is pale rider all whipped up about rizzo's avi??? (he's mentioned it multiple times)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:37 PM

are you kidding kitten? I have had a crush on her since like 1957

where do these moving avi's come from?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:38 PM

Because he is old and Marilyn is dead...

Do you like your man to wear a tuxedo or your lady to wear a dinner dress?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:39 PM

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
are you kidding kitten? I have had a crush on her since like 1957

where do these moving avi's come from?


well, i knew you had a crush on her, but i didn't think rizzo was that old...

they come from the moving avi site.

when is your birthday>
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:45 PM

once a year, usually about the same time

what is that kitty licking anyway?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Because he is old and Marilyn is dead...

Do you like your man to wear a tuxedo or your lady to wear a dinner dress?



Man wears a dinner dress....lady wears a tux. (hey...nothing wrong witha little "role playing"...is there?)

Are you insinuating that PR has urges for dead people?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:47 PM

all the filth and hostility from the screen.


what number comes after infinity?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:49 PM

infinity endless!! Duh!!

I like picking avi's that Harry likes!!

Why must the world be so stuffed with drama?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:49 PM

infinity plus one

Is Ms. Biscuit near death, just asking.........
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:50 PM

LOLoad @ Harry!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:50 PM

the world is full of drama queens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is a drama queen anyway?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:53 PM

I'm not touching that one...

Why is my little stuffed moose so darned cute!!!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:54 PM

I'm a Drama Queen.

What should I have for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 07:58 PM

how about Rizzy's little stuffed moose?

Who doesn't like chocolate moose?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:00 PM

Anybody who really doesn't like desserts.




Are there people on BOL you admire more than people in your office?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:22 PM

Heck yeah, I work with some dweebs!


Should I fix a big juicy steak tonight or fry up some chicken?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:24 PM

Go with the chicken. You know you want to.



How much would you pay to be trained to make tamales?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:26 PM

I didn't know you had to have tamale making skills..but I guess if you wanted 'em bad enough, money is no object!


Advil or Tylenol?
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:35 PM

tylenol


How would you handle a co-worker that gets under your skin?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:36 PM

tweezers work pretty good for extractions of this nature

tylenol or aspirin?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 08:59 PM

Tylenol


What's your safety word?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:02 PM

Tilly


Chaps: with or without bottoms?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:09 PM

Without, of course.


When's the last time you had breakfast for dinner?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:30 PM

last night- egg sandwich


what color are your eyes?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:33 PM

depends on what i'm wearing.


what's your jewelry of choice?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:35 PM

diamonds


Who really goes to a Mexican restaurant to order a hamburger?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:37 PM

the uncreative.


what made you think of THE NOTHING earlier?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 09:45 PM

My BFF is called Sebastian and he sent me a text message, which reminded me of the Never Ending Story.



Have you ever smelled a great cologne/perfume on someone and asked if you could sniff them?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:05 PM

What? I should obtain their permission first?

Ever find yourself at the check stand clarifying to the cashier that the female hygiene products you’re purchasing are for your wife?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:08 PM

No, I find explaining to them that I'm stocking up for after the operation gets a much more honest response.





What's your favorite beef jerky flavor?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:14 PM

Pepper beef jerky

According to the February 2008 issue of Cosmopolitan, I have a G-spot. Really? Where is it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:20 PM

Um, I think it's easier to show you than explain in text.




Do you watch reality TV?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:24 PM

Dancing With The Stars, but that's it

Why do so many of our elderly citizens choose to drive Buicks?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:27 PM

Because if you're going to drive over a group of school children, you want to make sure your car doesn't get too much damage.




Why do I have such a neck ache?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:43 PM

Stress. A pint of vodka and a neck massage will make it go away...

Why am I having so many problems trying to post (I keep getting "This page could not be found" error message)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:50 PM

mods have more than just a little button to send stuff to the garbage - bwowowwaaawwhwhwha

are you two the only posters left? has the rapture occured?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 10:50 PM

Because the server is overloaded.


How did you know I love vodka?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/08 11:40 PM

I think everyone does


Do you know me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 12:14 AM

I do not believe we have had the pleasure of meeting (you didn't mean "know" in a biblical sense, did you)?

Can you here the drums, Fernando?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 11:54 AM

Nope, just my neighbor sneezing.

What do you say when someone sneezes?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:19 PM

bless you


why is sending naked cell phone pictures of YOURSELF considered a crime?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:27 PM

Because it's not appropriate to send them to middle schoolers!

Why do I hate my job?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:33 PM

but they are sending them to each other!! How is that a crime?



Because sometimes we all hate our jobs....

Would you ever go on a talk show?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
but they are sending them to each other!! How is that a crime?



Because sometimes we all hate our jobs....

Would you ever go on a talk show?


Oh, wait, are you serious about middle schoolers sending pics to each other? That's just wrong, even if it is to eachother! Technically it's kiddie porn.
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:44 PM

kiddie porn to each other? That just doesnt make sense to me!!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:49 PM

yeah, Jerry Springer - just to see the head of security



Have you ever had a wart?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:50 PM

Ok, probably not that, since it likely wasn't sexual acts, but still. I don't want my son or daughter sending pics of themselves to their friends! Do you?

Oh, and no, I wouldn't go on a talk show!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 01:50 PM

No.

Do you have any moles?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:51 PM

No, but we had one in a PM. Twice.



What game show would you most want to be on?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:53 PM

Jeopardy!


Do you play chess or backgammon??
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:54 PM

Backgammon

Strip poker or nude Twister?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:55 PM

Strip poker


Blackjack or Texas Hold'm?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:55 PM

Blackjack

Vegas or AC?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:56 PM

Blackjack!!

What's your best scar story?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:56 PM

Never been.. so I'd pick Vegas.

Atlantic or Pacific?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 02:59 PM

Atlantic

North or South
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:00 PM

Pacific, as I've already been in the Atlantic.



Does your goatee smell like soy sauce when you wash it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:00 PM

North

Pasta or Macaroni?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
North

Pasta or Macaroni?


Isn't macaroni a pasta??



Don't forget the lyrics or Singing Bee?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:36 PM

I haven't seen either, but I'll go with Don't Forget the Lyrics.




Have you ever had a dream that you were deep sea fishing with Maria Carey and she pushed you into the water because she saw sharks swarming and wanted to save her career?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:52 PM

Not yet, but this Chantix prescription is really giving me some bizarre dreams so I'll probably have a dream like that soon....

What is the primary factor that motivates someone to be heroic?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:53 PM

No but I'd do my best to take her in with me!!!!


Do you like James Blunt's music?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 03:59 PM

Lil', it's to get good media attention and cover up that sex scandal involving your kid's teacher.

K, mostly but I'm prone to disagree with myself. Not at all. Yes, I do.




What is the main ingredient in a baja taco?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:03 PM

silly, poop!


do you like Taco Bell?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:15 PM

Yeah--it's inexpensive.

Are you bringing sexy back?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:16 PM

It never left


drunk sex or sober?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:17 PM

I've been trying to, but the cops keep kicking me off the corner.



If you eat fast food, where would you never go?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:22 PM

Cat In The Box

Have you even been assigned to the seats at the very back of the plane and the overhead bin contains an oxygen tank and other emergency gear so you can’t even stow your carry-on, and you couldn’t be any further from first call unless you were seated in the restroom, and you’re right next to the restroom so you have passenger’s bums constantly in your face?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 04:40 PM

Yes, but before we boarded, I inquired about exit row seats (which were all taken!) so, the nice gate agent gave me a free upgrade to 1st class! Love Northwest Air for that reason!

Is your boss an a-hole too?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:09 PM

No, my boss is really great!

Why am I sticky?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:34 PM

Because you don't wash your hands after you eat.

Why does chicken salad give me indigestion?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:37 PM

is the dressing dear, switch to a naked salad

Why are jalapenos better chopped than eaten whole?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:37 PM

Cause it's full of poop.

Why isn't a butterfinger called a peanutbutterfinger?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:39 PM

Ops, you got me there...

Why is dark chocolate good for you, but dark chocolate cake isn't?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:41 PM

names are restricted to 4 syllables for candy bars, don't you know that?

Why does p-nut butter taste so bad with grape jelly?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:41 PM

because orange marmalade is grosser


do you prefer starbucks or dunkin donuts?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:41 PM

slow server!!!!

there is no dark chocolate in cake.

still want to know about that grape thing --
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:42 PM

Pssst.. Pale.. Whatchamacallit has 5 syllables.

Starbucks.


Do you REALLY like the taste of coffee>?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:43 PM

I like PB & grape jelly toast.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:46 PM

I like p-nut butter and grape jam but orange marmelade is my fav.

I don't like coffee.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:46 PM

oh do you use an umbrella or go without?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:50 PM

Umbrella -ella -ella.

Why is strawberry jelly so much better than grape?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:51 PM

Never use an umbrella, I have short hair.

Why can't PR type???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 05:58 PM

because he's old


why does new money stink?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:02 PM

because its fresh

do you like the smell of gasoline?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:07 PM

Yes, and the smell of new money.

Do you like the color red or the color green?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:32 PM

Red

Why are peeps pissin me off so bad today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:35 PM

Green.

Does anyone want to try bacon ice cream with me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:36 PM

No thanks.

Is BOL really slow today or am I?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:40 PM

BOL is. I can watch my nails grow between clicking Submit and having it actually post.



What's the strangest pet you've ever had?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:45 PM

an iguana


Did you see AI last night with the kid that collects his fingernails?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:49 PM

No!!!

Who laughed their butts off at American Idol last night!!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:55 PM

Me, me, me! I forgot Ghost Hunters was on, though!


Do you believe in ghosts?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 06:57 PM

Sure do

I’ll be running to the liquor store during lunch. Do you want me to pick you up anything?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:18 PM

No, my bottom drawer is still half stocked with minis.



If you were babysitting a particularly annoying kid who kept whining for a Peppermint Patty, would you make him/her a mint chocolate martini and tell them to drink it real fast and it'll taste the same?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:30 PM

Sure would.

Do you ever want to slap misbehaving children who aren't yours?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:34 PM

Always.

Are you off on Monday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:35 PM

No, but there are some posters deserving of such discipline.

Do you ever wish the cooler wasn't here?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:35 PM

Never.

Do you wish you could fly?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:36 PM

Yes.

Are you talking about a plane or actually me flying?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:37 PM

you being a fly, actually.

do you bite your fingernails?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:40 PM

no, they're fake.


Will I ever be able to force X to eat a piece of juicy fried chicken?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:40 PM

No.

Have you ever gone to a movie and, in a practically empty theater had someone come in and sit directly in front of you, so you can't see?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:43 PM

Only when I'm really stressed, which isn't too often.



Did you know 2 out of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted committed their crimes in Arizona?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:43 PM

only if fried to the point that there is no defacation left

Who makes the best fried chicken?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:44 PM

can you account for your whereabouts during the times of the crimes?


why am i tired?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:45 PM

Cause sleepin is fuN!

Why am I still here when clearly I need to go home?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:46 PM

idk, my bff Rose


Could BOL beeeeeeeeee any slower???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:46 PM

Because The Man is running things from his bed.




What would you do if the Cooler was suddenly removed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:47 PM

"Cuz you don't know any better, Rizz...

What time do you wake up in the a.m.?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:47 PM

5:15.

What time do you go to bed?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:48 PM

around midnight.

why do the markets continue to tank?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:49 PM

Bout 8pm

Do you go to bed or do you just pass out?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:52 PM

I 'go to bed'

Do you go to bed with someone else or alone?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:53 PM

depends what night of the week

Does anyone else have grillz?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:53 PM

With someone else, though sometimes I sleep in my son's room when he is at his Dad's, to avoid the tremendous snoring of my SO.


Do you sleepwalk?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:54 PM

depends what night of the week

Does anyone else have grillz?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:54 PM

Audit guy does.


Do you sleepwalk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:55 PM

nope.

do you poke people with that pitchfork?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:55 PM

(Psst - 'tis I.)

How do I know if I sleepwalk if I am sleeping? I'll say no.


Do you get up and go to the bathroom during the night?
Posted By: aim

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:55 PM

Not that I know of...but I woke up the other day in...

Glasses, contacts, or neither?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:57 PM

Glasses though one day I will make the switch.

Your SuperBowl picks?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
nope.

do you poke people with that pitchfork?


Yep.

Are you implying something???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:58 PM

Contacts.



How odd is it that all three of us brought pizza for lunch?!?!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: SilenceIsGolden
(Psst - 'tis I.)

How do I know if I sleepwalk if I am sleeping? I'll say no.


Do you get up and go to the bathroom during the night?



(Psst...LOL... people have told me I sleep walk... I didn't know)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 07:59 PM

no. are you inferring something?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:00 PM

Maybe... :p

What does kitten's avatar read???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:01 PM

nuthin.....


did you see that?? ::pointing to the left::
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:03 PM

No, I missed it.

Speaking of left...why is everything in this world made for right handed people?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:04 PM

OMG, thank you!!!!! it's so unfair!!!

do you have an iphone?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:06 PM

No.

Is the iPhone unfair to lefties too?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:07 PM

prolly.

is that a skull in your eye?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:08 PM

No. I'm just happy to see you!


Why are my feet freezing?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:09 PM

because you have them on the ice.

why is cheese sooooooooooooooooooooooooo good?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:12 PM

Because it is non-PETA approved fermented cow's milk.

What is your favorite cracker?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:14 PM

Just because it is!! Ritz (ok so I'm slow)

Do you like cheese pizza or all the fixins?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:28 PM

all the fixins....aka meat....aka poop

have you ever laughed so hard you thought you would expload?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:33 PM

No but my abdomen hurt for an hour.

Do you believe in life after love? (<-- typed itself)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:33 PM

Yes, but I was able to clean it up before the guest arrived.





Have you ever used the FBI's website to search for a potential date?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:35 PM

No, but I've laughed so hard that I've peeed a little.




Whenever you hear someone say the word 'America', do you want to then shout #@!k Yeah!!
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
No, but I've laughed so hard that I've peeed a little.




Whenever you hear someone say the word 'America', do you want to then shout #@!k Yeah!!



Sure do and I wanna sing Freedom isn't free...hahaha


Do you ever use ouija boards?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:46 PM

I have in the past


Do you believe in Ouija boards?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:46 PM

when you read this do you say wee-ja or wee-gee?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:49 PM

wee-gee.

where do boogers come from and why do kids eat them?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:56 PM

Booger is another word for ‘nose candy’.

Kids eat them because they haven’t mastered the art of inconspicuously flicking them or hiding them underneath a table.



Have you ever tried to combine two Burger King quad stackers into one sandwich?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:57 PM

no, but i've done that with oreo double-stufs.

why do people clip their nails at their desks????
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:58 PM

I dont know but it REALLY grates on my nerves

Do you use a courtesy flush?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 08:58 PM

sometimes, you gotta. and more poeple should!

is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:15 PM

it's almost time to leave.


How much actual work do you do during the day.....10%? 50%?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:17 PM

lately? about 90%.

today, maybe a little less.


what is chenille made from?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:19 PM

something really soft


Coke or Pepsi?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:20 PM

coke.

soup or salad?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:21 PM

soup

italian or ranch?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:21 PM

steak


why is it that when I see the commercial for wax on, wax off, I have dirty thoughts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:21 PM

ranch

ranch or bleu cheese?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:22 PM

I think of the Karate Kid

What was the last movie you saw?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
steak


why is it that when I see the commercial for wax on, wax off, I have dirty thoughts?


because a young ralph macchio is hot (???)


cat: furry family pet? or the other white meat?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:23 PM

Team America (at home)

I Am Legend (at the theater)


Should pepperoni be renamed pooperoni to clear up any confusion?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:26 PM

I guess so.....

Do you like pooperoni?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:29 PM

I eat as much poop tainted meat as I can, doctors orders.


Have you ever drank a double dose of Nyquil for no other reason than to fall asleep quicker to avoid the nagging of a significant other?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:34 PM

not to ignore a significant other but i have taken a double dose to fall asleep

do you spy on your SO?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 09:39 PM

No, my goal is to keep her out, as long as possible (without me, of course).


Does Sing A Little’s cannibalistic tendencies scare you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 10:00 PM

No, that's what we love about her.




Do you still have break outs?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 10:58 PM

Nope, I haven't been in prison in years.



Could Rosie O'Donnell eat a whole pig in one sitting?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/08 11:26 PM

I'm sure with as much ease as me eating a slice of bacon in one sitting.




How do you handle that pesky customer who comes in, unprepared 5 minutes before you close the doors and conducts 8 different transactions while rummaging through his briefcase?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:46 AM

With a smile, of course.



How do you tell someone they have a booger hanging out of their nose?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 01:29 PM

Um, excuse me....but you have a BOOGER in your nose

Would you let someone walk around all day with a giant booger in their nose if you didn't like them? ::insert evil grin::
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 02:45 PM

probably.

do you tuck peoples tags back into their shirts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 02:48 PM

If I know them well, yes. Otherwise I may mention it to them.



Why isn't this operating system reliable?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:06 PM

Because you are using it and you stutter.

Do you use milk and sugar in your coffee?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:09 PM

No-half n half and Splenda

Hunts or Heinz ketchup?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:13 PM

Heinz!!!!!!

Brown spicy mustard or lame-o yellow or cool Dijon?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:30 PM

Brown spicy mustard... mmmmm

Boxers or briefs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:36 PM

briefs



How ticked off would you be if you moved across the country to get away from your family and just found out one of your cousins is moving to the same general area?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:38 PM

well, if you were from the south you would probably propose marriage

How important is it to be near family?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:44 PM

Very important.

Will BOL ever replace their Commodore 64 with a faster server?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 03:45 PM

Not very. Went away to school and loved it.

Would you ever use a dating website?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:14 PM

I don't know.....





Do you wash your own clothes?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:15 PM

Yes


Are you truly happy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:17 PM

Pretty much...

Ever find yourself thinking, “Oh look…corn. Where did that come from? I can’t remember the last time I ate corn….”
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:19 PM

Not with corn but with other things...

Ever had that alarm go off as you were leaving Wal-Mart?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:21 PM

Yes, it's not fun at first.






Did you ever prank 911?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:21 PM

Yes, but I was cleared of all charges.




Time for a career change?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:23 PM

no I love my job.






Would you like to scale a mountain?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 04:42 PM

No, too afraid I'd fall. But I've climbed a couple mountains here.




I love a quiet room with no talking. Anyone else the same?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 05:06 PM

you want a padded cell?

is it time to change your avatar, others aren't playing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 05:08 PM

Possibly. And yes I do want a padded cell.


Do you own a bread maker and actually use it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 05:15 PM

we did once, the bread was pretty good - it looks good on the counter too

can you prepare meat in a bread maker?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:04 PM

I don't think so.

Do you have a food processor that hardly gets used?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:09 PM

Yes, and a KitchenAid mixer that sets out to let everyone know we own a KitchenAid mixer.



What's the last meal you made from scratch, like seriously from scratch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:12 PM

Today, I made a sausage ragu for homemade polenta (I will freeze it for next week), later I am making chicken cacciatore. I cook all of the time, I find it relaxing on weekends. Tomorrow, veal cutlets with porcini cream sauce, pappardelle and steamed green beans.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:12 PM

Oops, question:

Do you eat dinner out at least once a week?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:16 PM

Yes, unfortunately.

Do you think it looks funny when guys in dress suits run downtown?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:19 PM

Well, why are they running, to catch a train?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:22 PM

We don't have a train here, yet.


What was the last movie you saw that made you (or almost made you) cry?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:22 PM

no, they run just for the joy of running.

when can I take a nap?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 06:53 PM

What was the last movie you saw that made you (or almost made you) cry?

I think it was the movie with Hillary Swank as a boxer

Today, I made a sausage ragu for homemade polenta (I will freeze it for next week), later I am making chicken cacciatore. I cook all of the time, I find it relaxing on weekends. Tomorrow, veal cutlets with porcini cream sauce, pappardelle and steamed green beans.

Can I come over for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 07:22 PM

No, the Queen does not entertain

Why isn't it 5 yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 08:21 PM

It is (somewhere)

Does the recent article in the CDC Emerging Infectious Disease Journal concluding that paper toilet seat protectors offer no protection against diseases other than providing a false sense of security alarm you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 10:09 PM

No. My mom taught me to make a nest out of TP before sitting down. I'm safe for days.



Does anyone else feel like you tripped and landed in the Twilight Zone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 10:10 PM

c'mon Chris - this is BOLand, not a different dimension of time and space

Why are there no good movies to see this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 10:26 PM

Because you don't like scary movies.




Employee sanctions have made a significant impact on Baja Fresh, which is struggling to remain staffed. That kind of makes me

[edit to add question]

Is this happening anywhere else?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/18/08 11:19 PM

Are they striking? Can't tell you if it's occurring here 'cuz I've never been to a Baja Fresh--the nearest one is nearly 25 miles away.

Without or without risk of sexual side effect?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/20/08 01:15 AM

I am a sexual side effect.

What's your online banking password?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/20/08 07:23 PM

SpankysDoll



Do you know where your children are?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/20/08 11:47 PM

Not here thank goodness! LOL!

Why does Marie Callendar's have the best freakin quiche????????
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:02 AM

Because she has nothing better to do than make quiche.



Do you sit in a theater after the movie ends to see if there are any out-takes?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 01:16 PM

It depends who I am with.



Do you have a flashlight by your bed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:29 PM

yes, along with a bat, gun, mace and some other things we won't mention
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:30 PM

oops, no question -

What kind of bank is open on a Federal holiday?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:30 PM

I don't have a flashlight but I have a pedometer that makes a horrific noise if you pull the safety pin out of it...

Why won't Harry play by the rules and ask a question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:31 PM

too late young lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha! we are even now
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:32 PM

Dangit Harry!
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oops, no question -

What kind of bank is open on a Federal holiday?


My bank apparantly.


Why did the monkey eat my nanner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:34 PM

for the fiber content?

Why is a rubber duck the one, and of what?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:36 PM

Duh! He's the one that makes bath time LOTS of fun!!!

Are Bert and Ernie really gay?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 04:41 PM

They can't be they have separate beds. Silly girl.

Why do children's shows have to be analyzed for sexuality?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 05:05 PM

Cause there are lots of homophobes out there...Losers!

Why are lava lamps so much fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 10:13 PM

cause they burn the dickens out of your hands

Where is the sun????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 10:22 PM

I am here, my child.

Have you ever been beaten up by a girl?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/21/08 11:05 PM

Yes, but it cost alot.



When you smell rotten milk in the container, do you smell again just to make sure you didn't make a mistake?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 12:41 AM

Yeah, and then I usually pour it in my coffee and drink it...

Do you like the smell of ground beef when it turns starts turning beige?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:56 AM

Blecch....no. But I do like the smell of bus exhaust and clorine.



Have you ever fainted in public?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 11:43 AM

NO, but I have fallen.

DO you get ear-worms?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 12:43 PM

what are ear worms?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 12:59 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ear+worm
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:01 PM

well that doesn't help when its blocked.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:02 PM

Sorry, it is a song, usually annoying, that gets stuck in your head... I had "Mary had a little Lamb" going on, after my son played it on his cell phone.

The Urban Dictionary says that if you sing the theme from Gilligan's Island, it will go away... :grin"
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:20 PM

HA! Thanks DQ- I'd say yes to earworms then. Frost the Snowman was played over and over again this weekend by my grandson. HA!




Were you baptized?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:29 PM

Yes.

Did you ever change a flat tire?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:48 PM

Yep, but last time I tried, the lugnuts were too tight. Tried calling hubby, but he was asleep, so I ended up calling my dad, and he came to the rescue.


Do you know how to change the oil in your car?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:51 PM

Yes, but I don't like doing it!

Have you ever walked into a party and stopped conversation?

Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 01:54 PM

All of the time... I also can clear a room...

What time do you get up for work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:22 PM

not as early as a DQ evidently!!

What time do you retire for the evening?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:23 PM

Earlier than most, 9 PM max M-F.

Do you eat breakfast?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:30 PM

never

do you drink coffee (with you know what in it) in the morning?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:32 PM

I don't drink coffee.

Do you drink as much water as you should?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:41 PM

I drink at least 2 liters at work (and spend a lot of time in the bathroom)

Do you wish they'd bring back the Macarena?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:46 PM

yes, if you can include the water content of all the sodas, coffee, tea and beer

Isn't life strange?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:47 PM

Heck no. I wish they'd bring back the running man & cabbage patch.



What should be the theme song for your hometown?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:54 PM

Theme from Fantasy Island...

What should be the theme song for your bank?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:56 PM

So Happy Together.. seriously.. it's sick. LOL.


What should the theme song be for you and your SO?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 02:59 PM

Muskrat Love... j/k

What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:01 PM

limberger

favorite picante sauce (don't be picking anything from new york)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:05 PM

My MIL's. She's first generation Mexican-American and what her mother didn't teach her in the kitchen, her MIL taught her (and now she's teaching me).



Don't you think rodeos are just a blast?!?!?!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:08 PM

Absolutely - wish there were more of them up here.

Who's your favorite PBR Rider?

~
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:21 PM

jewel!


does anyone else read "Pabst Blue Ribbon" everytime you see "PBR"?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
jewel!


does anyone else read "Pabst Blue Ribbon" everytime you see "PBR"?


HA! I was going to ask why would someone ride a Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I couldn't think of a question to also post.

It turns out, I still can't.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:24 PM

:raises hand: I do, I really do.




Does anyone else think 4-day work weeks are crammed full of work and would rather spread it out over 5 days?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
jewel!


does anyone else read "Pabst Blue Ribbon" everytime you see "PBR"?


Yes!

Does this mean I need to start wearing a helmet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:35 PM

More than likely, and I know just the girl to help you with a good fit.



Who really would burn palm wood in their house? I mean, it smells horrible burning.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:38 PM

I dunno, we don't have palm trees up north.

Do you like snow or rain?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:44 PM

Snow - more fun to play in!

French Toast or Waffles?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/22/08 03:44 PM

Snow, but not the yellow kind, it's too salty.


Poop burger or Poop water?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 03:41 AM

French Toast or Waffles?

Both - and with REAL maple syrup.



Ever run away as a kid?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 03:48 AM

Yeah, with the red bandana tied around a stick and everything...I think it was just to get attention (didn't make it past the neighbor's house)

Butt crack: Fashion statement or fashion faux pas?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 11:32 AM

Definitely faux pas.

Can you sleep when there is a full moon?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 12:53 PM

Yes, I love a full moon, Although it does bring out the crazies! HA!




Would you travel to the moon on a space ship?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 01:46 PM

nope, want my feet planted firmly on terra firma

Is travel outside our solar system every going to take place?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 01:47 PM

I hope not. Personally I can't see it happening.



Do you like the merry go round?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 01:49 PM

up until about age 50, then it made me a little sick to my tummy

How about them Cavs and Pistons!!!!!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 02:47 PM

Who are they?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 06:21 PM

Nobody too important if you don't know them.

Why is it when someone in a movie/TV show is brushing their teeth, there's never any toothpaste residue?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 06:35 PM

That’s because they’re actually brushing their teeth with a clear deodorant stick that leaves no messy white residue and provides 24-hour odor protection.

How many swipes of deodorant do you use under each armpit? My wife says three is sufficient; I am uncomfortable with anything below 26….
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 06:47 PM

I use 4 swipes.

You are really married???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 06:50 PM

Yes; sorry to disappoint you--I'm taken (LUCKY WOMAN!)

Trophy wife or gold digger?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 06:58 PM

Gold digger.

Does she know how gross you can be???
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 07:36 PM

Nobody important!

Have you ever had an itch but when you itched it it didn't help?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 07:52 PM

yes, last week, itched it so bad it bled now it won't heal.





do you like red or black licorce?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 07:58 PM

black

Who has been an inspiration to you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 07:58 PM

red.


If you didn't feel well at work and your boss asked if you wanted to go home, but going home would mean you'd have to address the mess made last night (dishes, beer bottles in the bushes) would you stay at work and tough it out?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:00 PM

No, I would have stayed home in the first place, slept in, then cleaned up.

Did you ever get sick on blackberry brandy or SoCo??
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:07 PM

No




Did you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:09 PM

Yep, both...

Do you wear sweats when you are at home?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:11 PM

Yup

Would you rather drink a glass of dirty, soapy dish water
Or
Suck the moisture from an old, sour-smelling, kitchen sponge?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:11 PM

Never. You don't know when you'll be called out unexpectedly.


Do some people take things too personally, and you just want to shake them?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:17 PM

I want to squeeze the life out of them.

When someone says 'don't take it personal,' should you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:17 PM

soapy water glass

yes prob me



Do you ever just go out and shoot hoops?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:19 PM

No, because shooting people is wrong. (You should know that, living in Ohio. For shame!)



Ever want to trip those kids with roller blades in their shoes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:21 PM

Oh yeah, especially when they're skating around in the store....

When was the last time you cleaned your water bottle:
a) It’s cleaned religiously
b) It’s cleaned when it starts smelling like spit
c) I should be cleaning it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:25 PM

a) It’s cleaned religiously




What would you do if you found cash on the sidewalk outside of a nursing home?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:27 PM

I'd prob keep it.



does that make you or me a thief?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:27 PM

Go inside with the cash and find myself a date...?

Do you believe there’s a correlation between having a small belly button and having a small colon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 08:30 PM

Let me do some personal research and get back with you, both, on that.



Do you believe in the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe $100,000++++++ story?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 09:36 PM

No, but I have had Neiman Marcus cookies and yuck (IMO)

Are you as ready for spring as I am?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 09:41 PM

really, lets skip February!!!!

Why must a bonus be in stock options?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 09:42 PM

Because The Man always gets you in the end. (And if skip February, I won't be another year older )



Can't we all just get along?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 10:18 PM

in a word "no"

Is the BB a leap year baby?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 10:56 PM

I've heard that we can't because it's America but IDK. I hope so

Who do ppl. have foot phobia?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 10:56 PM

man Pale, you always beat me to it.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 10:58 PM

I apologize sadie: the server is working well for me for some reason; sometimes I think I should not post so much and give others the opportunity to have some fun
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/08 11:44 PM

I'm not a leap year baby but I am sandwiched between two holidays.

I don't have a foot phobia.


I anyone else going bonkers with this full moon?? (I'm out of my gourd!! )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 12:23 AM

Not going bonkers (I have some medication that helps with that).

Neighbors who have old toilets that they have turned into flower planters:
Innovative landscape decorators
Or
Tacky, tacky, tacky?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 02:02 AM

Tacky, tacky, tacky....


Do you have a secret you've never told anyone?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 03:46 AM

Yeah, but they'll never find the body so I'm still innocent....
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen

Does she know how gross you can be???


What did DQ mean by that?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 04:20 AM

Nothing I am sure.

Did you ever send work home via e-mail, only to have the formatting all messed up and you had to redo the entire report?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 11:40 AM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Yeah, but they'll never find the body so I'm still innocent....
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen

Does she know how gross you can be???


What did DQ mean by that?


I just kidding, geesh!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:31 PM

I hate having to spend time reformatting work; kinda shoots the evening...

And I was just messing with you, DQ

Do you ever sit down with a spoon, a box of brown sugar and eat until you achieve a glucose-induced sugar coma?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:39 PM

haha no but I've done that w/ Tetley tea a long time ago.

Speaking of tea...sweet or non-sweet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:46 PM

Sweet

Why does X always use my avatars for his avatars??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:49 PM

He ♥s you, big time. And you thought I had to watch my back in AZ. Hork!



Is anybody hiring?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:57 PM

Right now, we do not need any dancing pigs...

Why am I so thirsty today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:58 PM

hangovers will do that to you.

is it cold where you are?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 07:59 PM

You're just jonesing (spelling?) for Friday?

Have you ever had athletes foot?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:00 PM

It's not too cold here but it's starting to rain.
Never had athlete's foot.


Would you consider moving across the country because you're bored?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:01 PM

Yes to cold.

No to athlete's foot.

Do you have breakfast for dinner sometimes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:01 PM

Is that a meal at Bob's?

Who is on the wagon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
It's not too cold here but it's starting to rain.
Never had athlete's foot.


Would you consider moving across the country because you're bored?


When I was married I wanted to move to Seattle just to escape his family.

Would you like to live on a deserted island, as long as you had everything you needed to live?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:05 PM

As long as it's sunny and warm (hey DQ, I'm in the Seattle area!)

Conjunction junction, what’s your function?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:14 PM

Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.


Don't you miss after-school specials? I so looked forward to those as a kid.
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:17 PM

I miss school...period

Who's your celeb crush?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:24 PM

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
Are you damaged goods?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:27 PM

Only after a night of free-for-alls.




What's your favorite BOL smiley?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:30 PM

the puker

33 across: what’s a seven letter word for “thorny bush?”
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 08:46 PM

George W


Can I go home now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:03 PM

yes, and take care of that cough!

how will I know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:19 PM

You just will.



Can you see me feet?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:20 PM

I can't even see my own feet.

Can you make a shoe smell?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:24 PM

it hasn't got a nose, silly.

didn't she say she wouldn't go go go?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:24 PM

only if it has a nose.

why do big trucks have 18 wheels?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:25 PM

If you sewed a nose on it, sure.

Why?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
:

didn't she say she wouldn't go go go?


from the article: "Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation..."

um. really?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 09:58 PM

She's a Janis just waiting to happen...

Why do my dogs eat cat poop only to vomit on the rug an hour later?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 10:01 PM

Because it was there!!

Why does it take my dog forever in the morning to go poop when it's -4 outside?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 10:02 PM

Because they don't have the patience like us humans to wait for it to work it's way into our burgers.



Why can't I stop smelling my finger?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 10:03 PM

Cause you stuck it somewhere you shouldn't.


Why did you do that?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 10:08 PM

I was lonely.

King Diamond solo work or Mercyful Fate?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 11:22 PM

IDK. My bff Rose.


What makes you most happy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 11:24 PM

Happy Gilmore hasn't participated in this thread, why are we asking him a question?

Can pigs find true happiness in a world of swine eaters?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 11:35 PM

Yes, it's an eat or be eaten world and we pigs are part of that equation.



In a room, there are two kinds of animals--chickens and twice as many pigs. If there are 33 sets of eyes, how many chickens are in the room?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/24/08 11:43 PM

11 chickens (assuming every one has only two eyes)?

The cover of the Globe has a picture of George Bush with scratches on his face (presumably from Laura Bush). Could Laura possibly be a tigress between the sheets?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:20 AM

Of course.


What's on your screen saver?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:22 AM

A picture of my dog (it changes with my moods)

Who thought it would be a good idea to carpet the men's locker room at the gym? It smells like dirty feet and compost...
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:46 AM

Ack. Probably some guy who likes that sort of thing.



Do you pick your nose while you're driving? And do you assume others can't see you?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 04:08 AM

NO!

Why is it that internal auditors are nose pickers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 11:17 AM

My IA doesn't pick his nose.

Are you going to actually work today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 01:43 PM

Not if I can help it.


Is the bar open yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 01:43 PM

i can't find the keys.

how many posters can't see your avi, ms b?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 01:51 PM

I've got the keys!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 01:57 PM

kitty...so far...only 1 has admitted to not being able to see it.


Does anyone have any dental floss?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:10 PM

i always have dental floss.

why can't we dring spiked coffee at work?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:12 PM

dring? that related to drink?? seems you have already been doing that!


Why can't it be Summer already?????????
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:24 PM

because it has to be winter so we are all grouchy

why do plane tickets need to be so expensive?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:28 PM

So the stupid head honchoes make lots of money.


Why have I typed "name" in place of "make" three times this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:32 PM

You are preoccupied.


Why do some guys spit, it is soooo disgusting?!
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:34 PM

Because sometimes you have to!

Why do some girls spit?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:34 PM

idk... ladies don't spit


Why are puppies the cutest things on earth?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:35 PM

Great minds special K
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Comp Guy
Great minds special K


I know right!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:37 PM

Originally Posted By: ~Special K~
idk... ladies don't spit


Why are puppies the cutest things on earth?


because they are trying to be as cute as kittens.

why does mascara clump?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:38 PM

Just to annoy us gals...

Who is wearing a football jersey to work next Friday?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 02:44 PM

No, I'm not... I haven't slept with the captian of the football team since high school.

Why won't the guy in cube next to me stop tooting?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 03:13 PM

because he is nasty

why wont the guy outside my cube put his phone on vibrate or silent?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 04:31 PM

Because some ppl. are that inconsiderate.

How do you tell a friend that you don't want to go w/ them this wkend becasue their car is filthy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 04:34 PM

You say, "your car is nappy, yo. Clean up the french fries & chicken fingers out da flo. Dayum"


Are you gonna eat that?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 04:37 PM

depends how bad the mold has covered it...seriously

What's worse a dirty car or dirty bathroom?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 04:38 PM

Dirty bathroom

Have you ever [censored] [censored] [censored] with a [censored]
[censored] [censored] and [censored] [censored] a ukulele?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:13 PM

Just last night!


What is your hidden talent?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:14 PM

If I told you then it wouldnt be a hidden talent anymore Ms B!

Are you doing anything fun this weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:18 PM

Yes...he should be a lot of fun.


Why can't we have 3-day weekends every weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:37 PM

Cause you would die from what you have planned honey!

Who is the stronger sex, male or female?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:45 PM

Female. I couldn't pop a child out now matter how hard I tried.



Isn't the deep fat fryer just the best invention?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:52 PM

yes, especially for turkey and ham!!!!!

Why do we have so many Huge things today, I only have one.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:55 PM



I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not touching that one!!!


How does one sit quietly and listen to the sounds of autumn?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 09:58 PM

IDK, but the sounds of silence are ear shattering!

Isn't Huge Bacon redundant?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:14 PM

I'm actual size but I seem much bigger to me.


What's the best smelling Crayon?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:16 PM

orange

Can you float in a pool, or do you sink like the Titanic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:16 PM

IDK, don't they all smell the same and a lot like wax?

What's the best belt buckle you ever saw?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:17 PM

pink


Why are you sniffing crayons?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:20 PM

I mostly float but lack a certain buoyancy.
Best buckle is my long horn buckle that's almost as wide as I am. No, it would be the gun lighter. Or maybe Che?
I'm sniffing Crayons because they took my markers away.


If it is because my mom says so, why is that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:22 PM

'cuz she's the mommy

Ever leave your office and walk down the hall only to realize you have no clue what you were going to do? I hate it when I have a senior Pale moment
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:25 PM

I NEVER HAVE THOSE, SO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you gone beyond the Pale?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:26 PM

Yes, and then when I remember where I was going, I have to hightail it up to the 12th floor before I wet my pants.


Was it a dream or did I really meet a washed-up celeb the other night who wanted a place to crash?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:30 PM

wasn't a dream and you really don't want to know what Danny Bonaduce wanted to do to you....

Who would win this kung fu match: Mr. Miyagi or Bruce Lee?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:33 PM

neither if the ref was Walker, Texas Ranger!

who would win this match: _X_ or Huge Bananahead?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:44 PM

We all lose.

Where does Pale wear his buzzer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:53 PM

If he told you, he'd have to banish you.



Can you see my feet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 10:58 PM

no, but I think I smell 'em...

Have you ever been in a meeting and totally tuned out because you became transfixed about one of the attendees, like the VP of Business Banking that has a couple hairs growing out of the top of his nose, and you wanted to take a pair of tweezers and pluck ‘em?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 11:20 PM

I think we were at the same meeting!!!


Do you allow smoking in your car?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/25/08 11:34 PM

Rarely--it has to be some sort of nicotine emergency to allow it.

What does the “G” in “G-spot” stand for?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 03:32 AM

Gag




Would you sing The Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl for a thousand dollars?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 02:23 PM

Of course. I'd streak down the 50 yard line for $1000 (well that may be too much...)

Are you working today? (Saturday)
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 07:36 PM

Nope, not working at the job that pays me anyway

Who does the house cleaning in your place??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 08:08 PM

We share (although my wife says I'm better at it...)

Do you enjoy certain odd smells? For example, I really like the smell of a new, vinyl, shower curtain liner--reminds me of toys.
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 08:28 PM

I love the smell of magazine pages. Weird huh?

What's one thing you want to do before you die?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 08:35 PM

Go to NYC or LA.



Do you check BOL over the weekend when you're not working, and acknowledge that you're addicted to BOL?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 09:01 PM

Uhhh...yeah.... My name is Freak! and I'm a BOLolic.

What's your middle name?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 09:30 PM

Anne


When's your birthday?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 09:42 PM

November 16

Have you ever flossed and dislodged from your teeth a smelly hunk of rotten meat?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/26/08 11:20 PM

Yessir. That's kind of the whole point of flossing.


Have you ever burnt your mouth so badly you had to go buy a slurpee or icee?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 02:53 AM

Far too often to count.

Will you watch the new Trading Spaces now that Paige Davis Page is back?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 03:52 AM

ABSOLUTELY!



Would you trade spaces on national TV?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 03:54 AM

Sure, why not? I'd make sure and clean my house really really well first, though.


If you could get away with it, would you completely mooch off of the government?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:06 AM

Probably not, I'd be afraid I'd get caught anyway.



Do you secretly want to be a member of the opposite sex?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:08 AM

I not-so-secretly want to be a member of the opposite sex. Except I'd have to be gay.

Do you have a lot of gas?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:28 AM

About 3/4 of a tank.




Do you pick your toenails?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:29 AM

(You're doing better than me, BBoyd! 'Cept beer makes me burp a lot.)

Nope. I'm very careful about my toenails.

Do you bite your fingernails?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:32 AM

all the time!!!!

Have you ever used hairspray as deo cuz you forgot to put the real deo on?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:35 AM

Ew....no.




Can you sing random songs from your childhood - and still know all the words?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:36 AM

(Go to bed, Georgia fan!)


No way. That's silly!


How many alcoholic beverages have you had tonight?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:37 AM

Zippitee doo dah. But have had 2 Cokes since 7 p.m.




What's the last DVD you rented?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:39 AM

My hubby rented Saw 4 today. Last I rented was the last Pirates.

What color socks do you have on?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:39 AM

Yea I was thinkin' the same thing, pass ur bedtime isn't it...UT fan)??!!


None but I'm pushing for more.

If you had one hour to tell the whole world anything, what would it be?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:40 AM

brown socks, and I would tell them that God loves them.




What's your favorite city to visit?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:41 AM

VOTE FOR RON PAUL, DAMMIT. And of course, I'd tell the US why.. in simple terms so the little people can understand.


What time do you normally go to bed?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 04:42 AM

right now.




Have you ever wanted to drive off a cliff?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 10:11 PM

Sometimes...I think it's the lemming in me....

Did you go to church on Sunday?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/27/08 10:27 PM

Yes.


Do you believe in God?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:25 AM

Completely

How bout you?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:36 AM

Absolutely!



Do you believe Christians should be tolerant of homosexuals?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:45 AM

Yeah, they're people too (and my brother and sister in law are homosexuals...and I love them both)

Did you eat meat today?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:16 AM

Yes - twice.



Have you ever taken off the clothes you were wearing and put them in the washing machine thus having to leave the laundry room/area nude?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:30 AM

Uhh...my wife has made me strip in the laundry room on a few occasions....

Why does my wife want to watch skating when 60 Minutes is on? Skating is soooooooooooooooooo boring...........
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:40 AM

Not if you actually know the mother of one of the skaters!



Do you have a tatoo?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 12:44 PM

No.

Is your nose pierced?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:35 PM

no way my Queen!

Are you an "inny" or an "outy"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:54 PM

Mostly innie.



Given the opportunity, would you go out with a former boss with the intention of doing something you might regret but wanted to do since you were working for this person?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:57 PM

nope, can't say I have ever been faced with that dilemma

How do you tell the doc you have a need for a certain drug?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 02:59 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Mostly innie.



Given the opportunity, would you go out with a former boss with the intention of doing something you might regret but wanted to do since you were working for this person?


I think we may need more lewd details before we can effectively help you decide
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:04 PM

Pretend severe anxiety symptoms, works for me.

Have you ever taken someone' else's prescription meds on purpose?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:06 PM

only for extremem pain

anybody here use steriods?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:11 PM

Nope.

Am I under oath?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:12 PM

No way, dude!



Why do people get all up in my business for going to Mexico with fake prescriptions and buying loads of drugs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:19 PM

because you are supposed to spend your tax rebate to spur the American economy!

now how do we get both Ms. B and BB under oath?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:32 PM

I'm afraid I can't be under oath because I'm a chronic liar.



Can you see my feet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:40 PM

No.

Do I want to see your feet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:44 PM

Go on! You know you do!

Can you see past your belt buckle?"
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:47 PM

I'm not wearing a belt!


What'd you have for breakfast?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 03:50 PM

coffee

Beggin Strips: Bursting with bacony flavor or not?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:26 PM

wouldn't know.

What time do you take lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:28 PM

Not a real bacony flavor, but a modest substitute when you can't get your hands on real bacon.


What can I expect to happen if I eat a bunch of Pop Rocks and chug soda afterwards?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:39 PM

Lunch: 12:30 or 1:00

Pop rocks & soda: You'll die just like Mikey! Don't do it!!!

Your password is expiring in 14 days. Do you want to change it now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:47 PM

NO!!!!!

Steak or Lobster?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:48 PM

No and quit asking me that every morning.



Do you believe in miracles, you sexy thing?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:48 PM

NO! Mine is expiring in 5 days and I still haven't changed mine.

What's the gas price where you live?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:51 PM

$2.85 in Phx.

How about there?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:53 PM

$2.95-2.99 Eastern Shore of MD

How many years have you worked for a bank/bank corp.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:53 PM

$2.96

Ever drink too much and couldn’t fill out the crossword puzzle legibly?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 04:59 PM

Yes, and then when I review the crossword puzzle the next day I'm like, "Chris, what were you thinking?"



If you talk to yourself, do you answer?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:04 PM

I answer to the voices in my head

Do you ever try signing onto BOL using your network password instead of your BOL password?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:05 PM

Not yet but lets hope for your sake the admins can be trusted.

How many computer passwords do you have to remember on any given day?
Posted By: Kronott

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:13 PM

I don't they are all on the sticky note around my monitor.


Is there something illegal at your bank you would like to try, just to see if you could get away with it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:17 PM

Yes!!! But I can't say what it is in case I do get caught.



Are you bouncing out of your skin with desire today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:21 PM

Most definitely.

Why can't we all just walk around naked?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:28 PM

Because no one would want to sit down or some would be too amused to leave their desks.



When's the last time you ate bacon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:31 PM

Approx. a month ago......(I know...that's just a sin).


How long have you gone without eating bacon?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:34 PM

22 hours

How long have you gone without support?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:36 PM

Yesterday for 8 hours...

When is the next time you will visit your grandparents?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:42 PM

never - i'm a grand-orphan.

why is some gum better than others?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:46 PM

depends if the Chinese put enough lead in it kitten

Why do the Chinese cook with so many kinds of nuts?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 05:57 PM

Non-meat protein... ask X.

Why does red meat taste sooo darn good!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:02 PM

Because it's slaughtered with love. ♥



Is it wrong that I'm turned on by humpbacks?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:04 PM

SO wrong it's almost right, BB!


If failure isn't an option, why is it pretty much a certainty?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:39 PM

Because we are all doomed…DOOMED!

Where’s the strangest place that you “did it” with another? (front seat of an old ’76 Datsun B210 in my sister & BIL’s driveway….)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:43 PM

in a dorm closet...

What color hair does your true love have?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:53 PM

Brown.

Have you ever seen the most beautiful colored eyes and wanted to take them?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 06:57 PM

Lick them, maybe. I haven't wanted to take them, though.


Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:16 PM

Long distance glasses.

Beer or wine?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:19 PM

beer (wine gives me a headache)

Why does my Teddy Ruxpin bear sound like Satan and tells me to kill my obnoxious co-workers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:30 PM

Because you got one of the good Teddy Ruxpin's that was implanted with the heart of a goat.



Would you deny watching Charmed?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:32 PM

Sadly, I have never watched Charmed...

Do you think there’s some truth to what mom said about if you keep “that” up you’d go blind and having to wear glasses/contacts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:35 PM

None whatsoever. Not doing "that" could cause a lot of discomfort.



Have you shared intimate details about your SO with your parents?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:41 PM

Heck no.

Do you know way more about your parents that you want to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:48 PM

Actually, yes. Remind me to not make friends with people who went to school with my mom and dad.



What's the best way to tell someone their zipper's down?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:49 PM

Say, "your zipper's down."


Would you tell someone you just met that they had a boog hanging?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 07:53 PM

I'd probably rub my own nose and hope they caught on.



What's the coolest belt buckle you've seen?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:27 PM

[censored]
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:28 PM

I see someone doesn't know how to play the game.

You answer the question then ask a question.

Try again!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:30 PM

one do over for AG
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I'd probably rub my own nose and hope they caught on.



What's the coolest belt buckle you've seen?



The one laying on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Why does AG get a "do-over"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:39 PM

Cause I didn't do it correctly the first time.

Did I not do it correctly the first time?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:40 PM

Cause he can't get done any other way.


Why is Ms. Biscuit so darn tootin' hot?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:43 PM

Because she's been eating beans and hot sauce.




Back hair.....furry turn on or disgusting?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:43 PM

cuz only cool kids can see her avatar.

whats the best news you've heard all day?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 08:53 PM

The market is up at least for the moment.

How much money will I need for retirement?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:16 PM

More than you have now.

How can I get in touch with Rae Dawn Chong?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:26 PM

Let your fingers do the walkin'.

Why? Do you owe her money?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
More than you have now.

How can I get in touch with Rae Dawn Chong?


I was thinking that exact same thing! I wanted to comment but was trying my hardest to make it BOL friendly. Maybe we can get her on BOL and all the guys can... cough cough cough. To answer the question I don't know but I'd be happy if she appeared.

Can we get her on here? (forgot what question i wanted to ask).
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:28 PM

Thanks for the insight!
I don't know how to contact Rae Dawn Chong.

Is she right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:33 PM

Heck yeah, doesn't take much to get a man aroused (a hunk of cheese, the cat, etc.)

Does your underwear need an overhaul?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:35 PM

I can't say that it does.

Would you go have a drink with me after work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:36 PM

As long as it's beer.

How did you get marking pen on your tookus?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:43 PM

I don't know!

Are you looking at my tookus?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:45 PM



Does anyone else find Helga on American Gladiator as hot as I do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 09:48 PM

hmmmm, not is not the word that comes to mind; more abject fear

when can they start the senior circuit for gladiators?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:00 PM

When they come up with some new competitions (walker races, jigsaw puzzle challenges for active independent residents, who will be the last to wet their Depends, etc.)

Exactly how can “Dynamic-Tension” make me a new man?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:08 PM

You might be different but you wouldn't be new!

Do you want to be a new man?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:14 PM

Yes, please. Can I request changes to make me, eh, you know?!


If you could live one day as a member of the opposite sex, what would you do?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:20 PM

Do you mean, would I live one day as a member of the opposite sex?

or

Do you mean, what would I do all day as a member of the opposite sex?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:26 PM

Yeah, you wake up in the morning and realize you're a man/woman and that's not what you were when you went to bed. What would you do? I'd go shoe shopping.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:31 PM

Ooooh, very nice choice.

I guess I would spend most of my day in the downstairs bathroom. And I'd get to wear pants to work!

If you won the lottery, would you continue to work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:35 PM

Yes, otherwise I'd spend all the winnings trying to occupy my time.



Anyone know what time it is?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:38 PM

Yes...

but does anyone really care?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:47 PM

Mostly I'd say nobody cares.

Why are all the hotties in the park today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 10:52 PM

Because if they were in the streets they'd get run over.

Do you have any OCD issues, like making sure the alarm is still set every time you wake up during the night?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/28/08 11:19 PM

Just a few, like my Starbucks sleeve MUST match the symbol on the cup (I mean it MUST MATCH)


Do you have any odd habits? - that you can share here
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 01:03 AM

I use Q-Tips to clean out my nose.



Do you have any idea how good Amy Winehouse sounds on vinyl?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:10 AM

No I don't have her on vinyl.

How many records do you have?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:25 AM

Actual vinyl records? None.

Do you believe in past lives?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:59 AM

No. (And AuditGuy, try again....)



Would you like to be able to fly? And if you could, where would you go?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:27 AM

Yes! Someplace warm and sunny!

Why is fresh new fallen snow so beautiful?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:32 AM

It's only beautiful if you don't have to drive in it (did you get snow this morning in Oregon?)

Have you reached the age where you can appreciate the functionality of a bra/jock strap?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:57 AM

ha, about 3 generations past appreciation

why is it so hard to relax or sleep in a hotel room?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 11:04 AM

because we don't like to sleep in strange places.

reiterating Rizz's question: Do you believe in past lives?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 11:46 AM

No.

Do you believe in an afterlife?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 12:42 PM

yes.

do you believe in little red devils with pitchforks?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 12:44 PM

of course! I see one every day here!

Is there life on other planets?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 12:46 PM

yep. they take our socks.

why does my boss insist on talking to me this friggin early?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 01:43 PM

Because he knows you aren't a morning person.

WHy do I have to set up the elearning courses for 250 people?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 01:47 PM

Because you don't have a training director on staff.

Does anyone ever watch the entire State of the Union address?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:25 PM

Maybe some do....but not this somebody.


What would be your dream job?
Posted By: TigerIze

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:25 PM

Nope... almost feel like I should have but nope... too busy watching Ninja Warrior.

Is anyone else looking forward to a Senior Citizen's American Gladiator's after Pale's post yesterday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:33 PM

Yes! Can't wait to see that "head-to-head" action!

Given the age of the contenders, won't that stretch the length of the show to around 4 hours!!????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:34 PM

I am. You know I'm cheering for Don to kick some senior bums!!



If you can't remember actually doing it, did you really drink that entire bottle of vodka last night?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:44 PM

Ask the pig waking up next to you.

When was the last time you really enjoyed compliance/banking?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 02:59 PM

Wow, I can't really remember. Probably about a year ago.




Is anyone coming to Phx for the Super Bowl?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:00 PM

Nah, I will watch it from home. Too many peeps for me.

Are you in a football pool?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:08 PM

No, we have a salt water pool.




Have you evewr stubbed your toe so badly you thought it was going to fall off?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:29 PM

Yes.


Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:33 PM

Yes. I've also fallen into the void where stairs once were. I was rather clumsy growing up.




Have you ever been run over by an angry bicyclist?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:38 PM

No, but I accidentally ran over an angry bicyclist...

Have you ever totaled a car?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:38 PM

Maybe in a past life. I've made bicyclists angry, though.


What would you rather be doing at this very moment.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:39 PM

Reading a book.

What are you doing at this moment?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:46 PM

Wasting time, wishing I were on a beach somewhere.

When was the last time you got your hair cut?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:48 PM

I trimmed this morning.

Anyone else ready to just get up and walk out and never come back to work?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 03:50 PM

YES YES YES (but I need to win the lottery before I can)

What would you do if you could get up, walk out of work and never come back?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:04 PM

Probably refurbish old houses, spend more time with my MIL in Yuma, hang out in Maui….

How did you come up with your BOL screen name?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:10 PM

That one's easy.. I work in operations.


Does your keyboard match your monitor?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:14 PM

Yes

Do your panties match your bra?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:16 PM

Yep. (Unintentionally).


Do you wear a watch?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:18 PM

Yes

Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care...about time?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:21 PM

I care.. I care that I'm wasting time sitting at this godforsaken desk 40 hours a week when ya only get once chance to live. But.. I don't want to spend all of my time poor, either (although I don't seem to be getting anywhere). Screwed, I say.


Do you think you're screwed?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:25 PM

Well I sit at the desk next to you, so I must be screwed, too. Especially today! blah

Whenver your smoking and let's say you're holding the cig in your right hand and the smoke is blowing all over you. You switch hand cuz you think, ok the wind is blowing the other way but no, it switches direction again and still blows all over you. Y?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:29 PM

God's judgement

Why do you smoke?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:32 PM

I don't. I quit 3 months ago.


Why do you blow so much smoke?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Well I sit at the desk next to you, so I must be screwed, too. Especially today! blah


Good point.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
I don't. I quit 3 months ago.


Why do you blow so much smoke?


Because he's good at it.


What should I have for lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:55 PM

It's really fun and all the cool kids are doing it.




Would you ever scuba dive in the Detroit River?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 04:57 PM

Sure...probably come across a few dead bodies, too...

Is the arm measurement for your dress shirts the same length as your inseam? (whoa--that’s kinda freaky!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:17 PM

Not if you're an orangutan!

Why does the cafeteria smell funny?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:21 PM

To remind you that you really don't want to eat there.

What's for lunch?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:22 PM

Asprin...my head hurts

Would you rather travel by car or fly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:31 PM

car, but a plane is faster...

Whole wheat or Rye?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:34 PM

Whole wheat (rye makes me gag)

Hello! How are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:38 PM

Hi I'm Chris and I'm an alcoholic, but that's not news.



Does anybody really stay together anymore?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:42 PM

Yeah, but it takes work...

Do you think I should change my name to Jet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 05:44 PM

Only if you last name is "Lee" or "Fuel"




Why don't they just sell the filling for Oreos?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 06:00 PM

Because, people would mistake it for caulking...

DO you drink every night after work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 06:11 PM

Yes I do.

Ever hear a suspect’s description on Crime Stoppers and think, “Hey, that describes like me to a tee”?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 06:30 PM

No, but I have been known to browse the FBI's Most Wanted to find a potential partner/date.



Should I be surprised that my BFF Bas told me last weekend "I didn't know you drank until I saw you sober"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 06:57 PM

Not surprised, but worried.

Who are you picking for the SuperBowl?

GO PATS!!!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 07:03 PM

…uhhh…when is it and who’s playing…?

Why doesn’t my scented Strawberry Shortcake doll no longer smell like strawberries?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 07:09 PM

maybe because it's over 20 years old.

best scar story?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 07:11 PM

Lame.. Fell out of a tree.. Best scar? A piece of glass cut me.. It's so clean it looks like it was self-inflicted.


Do you smell a smell that smells smelly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 07:14 PM

I smelled chicken, I mean, poop chow mein before...

How many rings do you wear at a time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 07:23 PM

Two, always. Some times I add a third for balance.

(And Ops, I love that shirt!)




Is it wrong of me to be so annoyed by tourists? I want to run them over.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:02 PM

Yeah, considering their $$ help keep your community running...

Why can't I sleep thru the night anymore?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:04 PM

Go for it—dress up like an old geezer, hop in a Buick and plow away (that sort of thing is expected in Arizona)

Ever shave with a new, sharp, double blade razor and end up looking like you took a cheese grater to your face/legs/armpits?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:05 PM

Err...No.

how is it that some of these crazy lenders get jobs???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:06 PM

No, that only happens when my blades are dull.



What the kitchen appliance you couldn't live without?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:18 PM

My Key West Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker

What’s the strangest object in your office or on your desk?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:23 PM

hahah my Harry Potter broom stick that i used for my Halloween costume!


What's wrong with wanting to sell your eggs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 08:24 PM

Now it's my two rubber band balls that grow slowly each day as I add to them. It used to be a samurai sword letter opener until that was stolen.



What's something you've done at work that you get in trouble for?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 09:14 PM

There's absolutely nothing wrong with selling your eggs. My brother sells his excess chicken eggs all the time...

I get in trouble for playing practical jokes, like hiding spider eggs in the ceiling tiles above co-workers' desk and waiting for them to hatch.

Ever have a coarse nose hair that grew in sideways and it felt like a booger that you couldn’t dislodge, so you asked a co-worker if you could borrow the small scissors from her travel sewing kit, but then she got curious what you were up to and looked in your office and started yelling at you when she saw her scissors up your nostril?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 09:41 PM

OMC! um, no.

do you get your questions from actual life experiences??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 09:54 PM

Yeah…doesn’t everyone? Okay, now you’re starting to make me feel weird….

Do you have a knack for wrapping gifts or do they look like the task was outsourced to a chimpanzee?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 09:59 PM

I'm awesome at wrapping gifts, seriously.

Do you have a tattoo?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 10:00 PM

I have twwwwwwwwwwwwo.

Do you want to get one/more?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 10:37 PM

I do want to get more, but first I want to be repierced.



Had your skin be really dry this winter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 10:51 PM

Sadie23 has been extremely dry. I only get dry when I go to Yuma and get all the moisture sucked out of my skin.

Are you clingy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 11:18 PM

No, quite to opposite.


What is there to do in Yuma? I've only been through twice but never felt compelled to stop.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/29/08 11:50 PM

Not much, but it’s really grown the last couple years; now they have TWO WalMarts! You could go to the Yuma Proving Ground, the Territorial Prison, there are a couple Swap Meets that the locals always go to, the Imperial Sand Dunes, take MIL to doctor appointments, or cross the border and drink in Algadones (and buy cheap pharmaceuticals).

If I continue to make a fuss, will I eventually get what I want?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 12:10 AM

No. But you might get a good swift kick in the pants.

If you could have any food everyday for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 12:11 AM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Sadie23 has been extremely dry. I only get dry when I go to Yuma and get all the moisture sucked out of my skin.

Are you clingy?


Hey now, it's winter!!! I'm good now though. I soak myself in lotion every morning.
Posted By: Walleye Woman

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 12:20 AM

Greasy cheeseburgers.

What should I make for supper tonight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 12:28 AM

Nothing; kick back, put your feet up and order your SO into the kitchen to make dinner.

As you get older, are you beginning to look more and more like your mother/father/milkman?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 01:05 AM

Not yet, but my dad's family are all looking like their mother.



Have you ever posted a personal ad?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:29 AM

Nope, but I had a boyfriend that I found on AOL personals my first year of college.


How many people have you met in "real life" from online?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:53 AM

2 or 3

Why do some consider online peeps not real?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:56 AM

its just letters on a screen Rizzy, I am much meaner in person -

why is it so difficult to sleep in a hotel?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:28 AM

Asked and answered....cuz it's hard to sleep in an unfamiliar place.



Is it okay to be single and not interested in s*x?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:37 AM

No, you got issues.

Why does the hair grow thicker on mens' backs than on womens'?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:38 AM

not only ok, but preferable

aren't the obsessions of the american male weird?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:13 AM

Back hair--ewww!
Male obsessions are not weird (how did my girlfriend Helga do on American Gladiator last night? I'm in bed @ 9:00)

Will you discipline me if I misbehave?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 11:18 AM

Absolutely, now be quiet!!!!

If you found out that you had a relative you never met, would you want to meet them?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:02 PM

Depends on how much money they have.


Why are men such a pain in the a$s sometimes?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:10 PM

I dunno, ask Kurn.

Why do I spend more time on BOL than I do on my real, paying, job?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:12 PM

Because in some sick, evil, twisted way...BOL is addictive.


Why do idiots drive slow in the fast lane?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:23 PM

Because they are idiots.

Why do old people grocery shop on Saturdays, aren't they off all week long?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:47 PM

It's their way of assuring they're wizzing off all the young people, who will lose all their social security money to the dust bags.



Do you believe in the 7-year (or 6-year, or 5-year) itch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:48 PM

Yes, I had it, but I was pregnant at the time and had to wait until year 8.

Did you ever want to use a "snore" as your cell ringtone?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 02:48 PM

He11 try 3 month itch!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:06 PM

bbs, where's your question? Don't you know the rules????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:35 PM

they make a cream for that itch you know.

would you eat yellow snow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:42 PM

Only if I made it yellow with lemons.

And if I could find a "snore" ringtone I'd use it!




You do realize that buritto is made with poo, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:43 PM

We are having pooh burritos tonight for dinner.

Do you like guacamole?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:45 PM

LOVE guac!!!

do you like refried beans?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:46 PM

Only the spicy fat-free ones...

Would you eat caviar???
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 03:47 PM

Nope. Can't stand them.

Do you like soup beans and cornbread?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:00 PM

Soup and beans. I'll take my ground corn in a tortilla.




Have you ever had absinth?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:08 PM

I've never HEARD of absinth.

What is it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:20 PM

Some sort of liquor that is banned in the U.S.


Maybe we should try it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:23 PM

It's alcohol, you might have heard it mentioned in Moulin Rouge. http://www.absinth.com/



Is it really worth $100+ per bottle??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 04:32 PM

If ya ask me, no alcohol is worth $100.00.

Do you prefer clears or darks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:17 PM

Yes.

When you sleep, do you cover up completely or stick one leg out from under the covers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:36 PM

Stick both feet out. always

Do you like yogurt?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:53 PM

I like Yoplait yogurt.

What are you wearing?
[heavy breathing]
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:56 PM

A pinstripe suit.

Do you need a paper bag, you are hyperventilating?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:57 PM

No, but I am LOLode!



Why don't I love my job any more?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:59 PM

Because you should never love anything that can't love you back.

How tall are you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 05:59 PM

Because now it seems you're only there to bring home the bacon.

Why shouldn't ya give children under 6 nuts? I'm sure I had nuts before I was 6!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:04 PM

I think it's because they put them up their noses.

Do you need to cut your toenails?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:06 PM

Nope.

Does it really matter if a woman paints her toenails?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:13 PM

I don't think it matters, but I think it makes some women feel pretty. I have painted my MIL's toenails...

Are you aware that your laser printer spewing toxic fumes and secretly trying to kill you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:13 PM

Only when they rip through the ends of my shoes.



Are you gonna eat your fat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:14 PM

Yes, are you going to eat yours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:19 PM

No.

Doesn't MIL stand for mother-in-law? And why does Freakfest paint his MIL's toenails? That is plain weird...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:55 PM

Ah yes…but now I’m a trustee on the family’s living trust--not my wife or any of her siblings. I planned this all along and now I'm my MILs favorite….

Do I frighten you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:57 PM

more than you know.

why am i dizzy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 06:58 PM

Cause you didn't have your kitty snacks yet.

Why is Freak so freaky???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 07:23 PM

He was razed right.



Do you like playing fill-in-the-blanks games?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 07:45 PM

Those are fun. I also like word jumbles...

If they try to make you go to rehab, will you say, “No, no, no!”?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 08:02 PM

You betcha! All the dope and booze you score inside those places is weak.



Do you think celebrity is more of a curse these days?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 09:12 PM

No...but some celebrities should be cursed at.


Why can't I find anything I'm looking for in my desk????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 09:16 PM

Perhaps you aren’t looking in the right drawers.


Have you ever picked up a bunch of french fries and then accidentally bitten the tips of your fingers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 09:24 PM

Ummmm...that would be a "no". Easily distinguishable.


Do your fries have fingernails??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 09:27 PM

Not that I’ve noticed, but in a fit of hunger, while shoving a handful in my pie hole, it’s not very easy to tell. Biting ones fingers while doing so is a common mistake, I think.




Have you ever written your name in the snow?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:05 PM

No but I've written it in the sand.


Have you ever hit a warm spot in the swimming pool?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:07 PM

Yes, and I liked it.


Can someone come over here and smack Debbie for me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:11 PM

[takes Debbie’s shoe from under her desk] WHACK!

Why don’t motels no longer put those “sanitized for your protection” paper strips around the toilet seat? How will I know if it’s safe?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:13 PM

You won't. Use at your own risk.


Why are y'all smacking Debbie?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:22 PM

BB thinks she's annoying and Debbie walks around with no shoes. Personally, I have no issues with Debbie.

Are you concerned that when you sleep I like to watch you breathing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:23 PM

I like to be "watched".


Is that normal?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:26 PM

Yes!

Why are we calling "it" "Debbie", and therefore is it a "little Debbie"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:26 PM

Yeah...and I like to watch...

I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, love baby?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:28 PM

Possibly...but at the very least...lust.


What makes you think you want to take me home?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 10:33 PM

You're right...you are in Texas and I'd also have a lot to explain to the Mrs.

Why is there a toothbrush and toothpaste on top of the microwave in the lunchroom?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 11:12 PM

You have someone there that is very good about brushing their teeth after each and every meal!!

Why is it not closing time yet??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/30/08 11:22 PM

Because you're not on the East Coast.

Why can't I decide what to make for supper?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 12:03 AM

Because you have lost your passion for cooking. Make your SO cook tonight or take you out to dinner. Problem solved.

Do you like cantaloupes or do they make you wanna
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 12:16 AM



Have you filed your taxes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 12:54 AM

Not yet.

Why do cantaloupes make you
?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 01:01 AM

Not really sure, hate cantalopes and musk melon, even the smell makes me


Do you like jam?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 01:05 AM

Depends on who/what I'm using it on.


How many more televised political debates must we endure???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:52 AM

Many, many more (unfortunately).

Whoops! Umm...you didn't see that...or did you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:57 AM

Nope.. didn't see it. Wish I would have gotten a closer look.


What was it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:02 AM

Ahh...nothing...oh look--shiny thing!

Why--even after taking a shower--do my feet smell like pickles?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:03 AM

Because your green carpet is actually dill.

Why, even after I cover myself in lotion, is my skin so freakin dry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:07 AM

Maybe because you are inflicted with what Sadie23 had. I heard she left a trail of dead skin cells wherever she went and your could actually hear the dust mites scream, "YUMMY!"

I'm on beer #3 and was checking out eBay and iTunes. What about you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:10 AM

I'm about to go to bed.. well.. because I'm tired. Listening to something on SciFi about UFOs.


Are you addicted to MySpace?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:14 AM

Never been on MySpace.

Would you make an attractive chalk outline?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:33 AM

ABSOLUTELY!

Wouldn't You?




~
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:37 AM

You know it, baby!

Does the big eyeball for the BSA conference that pops up when you sign onto BOL kinda freak you out?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:40 AM

Yes. Big Brother is obviously watching.



Have you ever peed in a swimming pool and had the water change color (other than yellow....)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:45 AM

Ewwwwwwww! No.

Have you ever poked your finger into the bottom of a chocolate to see what the filling was?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 01:54 PM

Definitely...gotta find out what the strange creamy stuff is on the inside.


Can I make today my Friday?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 01:57 PM

NO!


Why is diet coke sooo much better out of a fountain style than a can/bottle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:00 PM

Because after you fill up your cup with Diet Coke you can spray a little regular Coke in your cup as well...tastes much better!


Why are people so damn chipper this early in the morning???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:02 PM

They aren't around here.

What gives you heartburn?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:04 PM

Nothing... prevacid is a helluva drug!


Why are swedish meatballs swedish?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:11 PM

Because the Swedes invented the recipe.

Why is corned beef called corned beef, there is no corn in it?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:24 PM

Because crappy, over salted deli meat wasn't socially acceptable.


Do you drink the left over gravy from KFC if you don't use it all on your mashed potatoes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:29 PM

No, I don't like their gravy or their potatoes, only their extra crispy chicken! YUM-O!

Who is going to win the Superbowl?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:50 PM

The winning team, of course.





Is it a good thing when your SO thinks you've been together more years than you really have??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 02:52 PM

It's better than your SO having no idea how many years you've been together.


Are you having a Superbowl party?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:06 PM

No way! I have to deal with all the people coming to town to be part of the experience. Instead, I'll buy a bottle or two of vodka and hole myself up for the day. Perhaps I'll have KFC delivered.




Have you ever eaten Hormel's Compleats?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:07 PM

Nope, I haven't. They look like dogfood to me.

KFC delivers?! I live in a rural area.. only place that delivers is Dominos, and that pizza is disgusting.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:10 PM

They will discontinue delivery in my area because of lack of staffing, but yes; some do!



What is it called when you stalk someone online?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:12 PM

Cyber-stalking


Does anyone else want KFC?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:16 PM

Love KFC!!! I do!!!

Is it wrong to carry on illicet online romances, via chat and webcam, and not share with your SO?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:30 PM

I would think that it could probably lead to something more, but it is your conscience.

Do loud noises make you jumpy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:33 PM

Yes, and I normally spill my cocktail.




What would happen if one carried on an illicit online "affair" and met up with the person only to find out you already knew them and they knew your SO?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:40 PM

It depends on who the person knows better.. whether that person would run his/her mouth to your SO. I'd say the situation would be pretty embarrassing, though.



What's the best way to let a person know you really don't want to talk to him/her without being completely rude?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:42 PM

Hopefully, you would both laugh about it and "get down to business".

How can an "online affair" be fulfilling? Don't you need "real flesh"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 03:45 PM

Pictures and an active immagination work.

What possessed my neighbor to buy a karaoke machine, and why does he think he’s some “rap master” singing “Party Like A Rock Star?”
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:33 PM

Because he smoking too much crack.



Would you look for another job if you get a bad review you deserved?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:45 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Because he smoking too much crack.


Actually the neighbor across the street did say that the "rap master" was a drug dealer.

I would endeavor to improve my job performance before I get fired because I can’t imagine my life without shoeless Debbie.

Do you think the new account rep will eventually notice the little cat turd I fashioned from a Tootsie Roll and placed in the zen garden on her desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:48 PM

Hopefully not for another week, then we'll all have something to chuckle about!


Are you cyber-stalking my posts?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:48 PM

Maybe.

Do you think she'll sniff it and then eat it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:52 PM

Let's hope so, and Lil'Freak will video it just for us BOLers.





Are you presently stalking a certain celebrity like I am?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 04:57 PM

No, but I was cyber-stalking Becka Marr for awhile....

Why do some drivers have a difficult time grasping the concept of a four way stop?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:02 PM

Tell me about it!!! Or a 4-way yield!



Should I pull out in front of one of those offenders just to prove a point that they don't know how to obey the rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:07 PM

No...just launch a grenade at them from your side-mounted-grenade-launcher.


Where is that funny smell coming from?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:19 PM

It isn't really a tootsie-roll after all, is it, Biscuitbutt?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:21 PM

Eww! What’s that on your shoe?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:22 PM

Hey! You people aren't playing the game right! Don't make me come over there!


You wouldn't want that...would you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:26 PM

I believe our one line posts succinctly answered and asked a question. And to answer your question, come on over, baby!

How much money do you have stashed in your underwear drawer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:32 PM

Quite a bit...as I don't have any underwear to put in there.

Are your avocados squishy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:38 PM

Not too squishy, just right.

Chipotle or jalepeno?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:40 PM

jalo baby, all the way

boxers or briefs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:42 PM

de ja vu


Why me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:43 PM

Because you asked for it.




What should I have for lunch today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:44 PM

bacon!

why aren't salads filling??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:45 PM

no meat in there!!!!!


whats in a grape leaf wrap that makes it so good?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:46 PM

No carbs...

Why can't I win the lottery?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:46 PM

because you don't buy a ticket.

will crackers help?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:48 PM

Yes

Why did Judy just stick a hunk of processed cheese on my office window?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 05:49 PM

for what? the flu?

where does mikkie D's get those round eggs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:01 PM

Because Judy may be your Debbie.

The chickens are raised in 5-gallon buckets so everthing is round.


Have you ever seen a group of attractive people walking down the street and wanted to sleep with all of them?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:04 PM

Nope. I usually just pick out one.


Ever been up close and personal with Coyote Ugly?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:07 PM

Been to the bar in Nashville.

I’m addicted to you; don’t you know that you’re toxic?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:10 PM

Shes a killer queen... Gunpowder, gelatine... Dynamite with a laser beam... Guaranteed to blow your mind.....
Anytime




What's your worst habit?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:14 PM

smoking

What's yours?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:16 PM

Carbonated Beverages


Are you generally a law-abiding driver?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:20 PM

Yeah, but what'd ya expect from a compliance officer....

Why—for the fourth consecutive day--does the song “So Long, Farewell” from the Sound of Music keep going through my head?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:22 PM

It's better than "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"...

What is your worst ear-worm ever?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:23 PM

Because you're ready to run out of your office never to come back.

If you were to acidentally break your stapler at your place of employment would it take an act of congress to get a new stapler?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:29 PM

I have no idea what an ear-worm is, but it sounds like something from The Outer Limits and would consume my brain.

I'd just steal a stapler when I'm at another branch.

"How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertigibbet. A will-o'-the-wisp. A clown.

"Many-a-thing you know you'd like to tell her. Many-a-thing she ought to understand. But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say? How do you keep a wave upon the sand? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" I just had to throw that in.

What was I going to pick up from the grocery store during lunch? I accidentally threw my grocery list in the Shred-It bin…..
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:31 PM

Milk, Eggs, Gouda, Milkbones, Kosher Dills, Garden Boogers, A1


How much do you spend on groceries a month?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:32 PM

Ooh.. I forgot.

............ and some FUNYUNS!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:33 PM

$600. appx without liquor. ;-)

How much do you spend on booze in a month?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:37 PM

25-30 bucks

How often do ya drink?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:39 PM

$65.80 on vodka. I usually consume beer and that's included in my grocery total of $941.65 this month and I still need to go during lunch! That total did, however, include a couple Costco trips.

Have you ever put your alarm clock in your bed so you could be waken by the vibrations when it goes off?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:41 PM

daily, for medicinal purposes...

Do you eat 3 square meals a day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:46 PM

Did you know that ailurophobia is the "morbid fear of cats," 1905, from Greek. -phobia "fear" + ailouros "cat," of unknown origin.
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Have you ever put your alarm clock in your bed so you could be waken by the vibrations when it goes off?
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
daily, for medicinal purposes...


I do believe I am confused.

I do eat three square meals each day.

Do you keep in contact with your casual lovers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:54 PM

They are all dead now... muhahahaahhaaaa...

(I was answering Ops)

Why did you pick your avatar?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 06:59 PM

I must've been in a drinking mood.

Even though one's married, can it still be called a date whenver you and your husband/wife do something special for the night?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:01 PM

Heck yes. Hubby never takes me on dates.


Are you taking husband donations? (I have one to donate)!
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:16 PM

Yes I would gladly adopt your husband. We would travel the world playing bluegrass music and getting fat off of french fries and coke (cola that is)!

Who's the worse band EVER?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:29 PM

Tough call to say ever. How about Stryper.


Have you ever gone into the bathroom to find that someone is in there planting a garden and it's REALLY BAD and you didn't take a good breath before going in and you're forced to stick your mouth and nose in your shirt to breathe because you're afraid if you try to mouth breathe to avoid the smell you will end up with bad breath and when you leave the batroom, you feel like the smell is in your clothes somehow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:35 PM

OMG, that was me. Really super sorry!



How much of your city is under construction right now?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:46 PM

Not much at all. But I can tell ya there is definately an over-abundance of spec houses. The market is flooded.



Do you see yourself living in the same city as you are now in 5 years.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 07:47 PM

25%, its still booming here in Texas

would you submit an application for a Suga Daddy? please understand though you will need to take a number, as the line is gettting long
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 08:04 PM

Ops, yes. 100% want to live here for life.

PR, would I be the Sugar Daddy? That I wouldn't want so much. While having extra money for just being there, I also wouldn't want to be on the receiving end.



Have you ever been really nice to someone because you wanted their apple or banana?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 08:09 PM

No...but I've been nice to someone because I wanted something else.


Where did that goofy nanner-head run off to?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:34 PM

Pale must still be at lunch.

Have you ever had a frozen entree for lunch that had such complicated instructions that you threw it back in the freezer and went to McDonald’s instead? (Remove tray from box. Cut film cover to vent. Cook on 50 percent power for 6 minutes. Carefully peel back film cover and stir contents thoroughly. Heat entree on full power for 3 minutes. After cooking, let stand in microwave 1-2 minutes. Carefully remove tray from microwave. Carefully remove cover and enjoy!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:37 PM

You're supposed to remove it from the box?


What do you do to entertain yourself while you're sitting in traffic?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:39 PM

Talk to myself, text, and sing.

How long is your commute to work?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:40 PM

less than 2 minutes...haha suckers

Do you have pee fright?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:41 PM

Heck no.


Have you ever had a guy in a limo talk to you while sitting in traffic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:41 PM

8 minutes, now lets get back the instructions on boxes

what do the ladies do for entertainment when bored?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:44 PM

It depends on where I am. At work, I run my yapper and play on BOL.


What do the men do when they're bored?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:46 PM

I think you already know...

We only have four forks in our whole building. Wanna hear about the fork I use regularly and keep in my desk drawer but haven’t washed for 10 days?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:46 PM

play poker, flip back and forth between sports channels; in the car we sing along with the radio and dance in our seats

Can a young man like BB be a suga daddy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:47 PM

Fork me baby!


Why don't you wash that fork?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:48 PM

Any man with money could be a sugar daddy... just most wouldn't wanna be one. And I'd rather mine be a bit older.


If you would have a sugar daddy/mama on the side, would ya want one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 09:49 PM

I guess you don't want to hear about my water bottle or coffee cup then...

When you’re an old lady, will you knit for sex?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:05 PM

Knit as a replacement for sex? H3ll no!


Can't we have sex until we die?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:11 PM

I will let you know dear when the time comes

ain't modern medicine a miracle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:13 PM

It keeps you preserved in your advance age....

Do you think the dominant "boss" position--rocking back in his chair, feet up on the desk, arms stretched back behind his head--is equivalent to the chest thrust of the alpha male gorilla?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:15 PM

Possibly...especially if he stands up on his desk and starts marking his territory.


Can I go home now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:15 PM

nope, thats the assumed position for posting on BOL

have you ever seen the chest thrust of the beta female?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 10:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Knit as a replacement for sex? H3ll no!


I should have clarified that knitting wouldn't be a replacement for sex, but you would knit in exchange for sex.

No, I've never seen the chest thrust of the beta female, but Judy has lifted her top and flashed me her purple bra.


Do you have a minimum purchase amount before you return something to the store? For example, if it’s $5 or less and you purchased it at a store you don’t frequent too often, would you just keep the item instead of making a special trip to the store and going through the hassle of returning it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 11:01 PM

More than likely, but I shop close enought to home that shouldn't happen too often.



What's the deal with kids today wearing the jeans with the waist almost at their knees?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 11:12 PM

I wish I knew, like I want to look at their undershorts

What are you willing to drive in bad weather to get to?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 01/31/08 11:25 PM

Home.


What is your favorite season of the year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 12:14 AM

Phoenix Summer!!!!




Why so people start to cross the street just before the traffic light turns and obstruct the flow of traffic?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 12:15 AM

Late spring/early summer. Everything is green and the weather has warmed up.

Walking into a public stall and sitting on a warm toilet seat:
oddly comforting
or
eww!
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:35 AM

Ewww....especially when someone has tinkled on the seat and I don't notice it.




Have you ever skinny dipped in a public place?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:40 AM

Yes.

Have you?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:49 AM

Only at night.




What's your favorite book?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:27 AM

"It" (that's why clowns scare the h3ll out of me)

Do you eat that gooky, white, slimy thingy from the egg
or do you you try to pick it out?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:29 AM

Not sure which part you're talking about.


Before or after it's cooked?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:34 AM

Before...it's just all kinda slimy and supposed to be an unformed chicken or something...creeps me out.

Can you eat the banana butt...that dark thing on the end that I have to pick off?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:49 AM

Yeah but it gets stuck in your teeth (and that gross egg thing goes down the drain. Blecch.)




Do you have any body piercings other than ear lobes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 11:26 AM

Nope.

Do you always vote on Election Day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 02:49 PM

Sure thing! Otherwise I couldn't gripe about politics.




So, if you're woken up at 4:30 a.m. and told your oldest dog is going to die, but then find out it's 4:30 a.m. and she's foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles because it's 4:30 a.m. and you're foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles, do you smack down the person who woke you up in the first place????????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 02:57 PM

Probably.

Are moderators permitted freedom of speech when posting on BOL?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:08 PM

Absolutely!!!


When your dog poops in the house do you just clean it up or yell at the dog while you clean it up?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:10 PM

I give him the evil eye while cleaning it up. He knows what it means?

When you were a little ladd, did you have a creepy crawlers oven?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 03:14 PM

I've never heard of that, so I'm going to say, 'No'.





How do you handle an employee who announces "There's a message on line one" but doesn't take the initiative to retrieve the message? Should I kill her?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
When you were a little ladd, did you have a creepy crawlers oven?


I did! You poured the latex goo into aluminum forms and then set them in what was basically an exposed hot plate. I think I still have burn marks from that thing. Gotta love the old toys that could maim and disfigure….

BB: Just whack her over the head, stuff her body in the Shred-It bin, call Shred-It to make an emergency run to your location, and let the big grindy thing in the Shred-It truck take care of the evidence. Problem solved.

What causes the toilet water to undulate when the weather is stormy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:22 PM

I think that only happens in the psych ward.

Why is everyone pissed that I am wearing a Patriots jersey???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:23 PM

cause you are a democrat and they aren't patriotic

why are people such teases?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:31 PM

Cause it is fun!

(PS, I am a liberal independent...)

Do you like Japanese food?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:32 PM

Because it’s fun to toy with some people….

Why did Ops forget to mention yesterday that I needed to include dog food on my grocery list? The dogs really weren’t too keen on eating Funyuns for dinner….
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:34 PM

I can't think of a japanese dish I like and dogs definitely don't like onion tasting chips, they like even less the lime flavored ones (watch them try to scrape that taste off their tongues)

why do we feed meat eaters veggies?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:36 PM

for vitamins

why hasnt it started sleeting yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:38 PM

To appease X.



Why do so many people chose January to violate Reg D?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:38 PM

Cause the conditions aren't just right.

Freak, I almost put dog food on the list. My list was better than no list!


Have you ever cut anyone's hair because he or she was too cheap to pay for a trim?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:44 PM

no, but can you do that? it wouldn't take but a few minutes to trim the hairs going from one ear to the other, really its easy, wanna try?

why can't I take a doggie bag home from a "all you can eat place"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 04:55 PM

You just need to start taking a large purse with you to those buffets. Problem solved.

Why do women take evil delight in asking esoteric questions like, “Do you notice anything different?” immediately causing men to go into panic mode (Is it her hair? New outfit? Shoes? What can it be?) so you use the standard line, “I did notice you are looking slimmer. Have you been losing weight?” but she doesn’t buy it ‘cuz you’ve used that fall back response too many times, and then she gives you a clue (“It has nothing to do with me.”) but for the love of God you still can’t figure out what is different, and then she exhales exasperatedly and says, “I rearranged the living room.” WHY WOMEN, WHY???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 06:17 PM

Because it is fun to watch you guys squirm...

Why does steak taste so darn good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 06:49 PM

cause its not veggies, which are eaten by worms and cattle!!!!!!!!

Do the Giants have much of a chance?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 07:33 PM

Nope, not a prayer.

Do you think AuditGuy is OK today, he keeps following me???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:09 PM

DQ, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but AuditGuy kind of likes you. A lot!



With the concentration of jerks in this company, how does it not go under?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:13 PM

do you speak of the BOL cooler Paula? If so, there aren't enough guy jerks, but too many of the female variety

(btw, sometimes I follow AG around just cause I know I will catch a glimpse of my Queen)

Is this a 3 day weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:15 PM

Only if you recognize Ground Hog's Day as a religious holiday.

Is there a certain age when a couple should consider purchasing his and her recliners?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:18 PM

Sure, when you get to be the same age as my big sister (and I'll never get THAT OLD)


Why can't I ever get served in any of the cooler bars?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
If so, there aren't enough guy jerks, but too many of the female variety


i don't think this was a very nice thing to say.... especially from a mod.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: corkygirl
Sure, when you get to be the same age as my big sister (and I'll never get THAT OLD)


Why can't I ever get served in any of the cooler bars?


Because you need to come up with a 'cool kid' name.

should we start a bar for the BOL Oldies?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:44 PM

sure, but the minimum age is 60, so none of you can get in

should we check IDs and SS #s from all posters to see who is here illegally?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
sure, but the minimum age is 60, so none of you can get in

should we check IDs and SS #s from all posters to see who is here illegally?


Uh - doesn't that mean that you can't get in either PR? I say abide by AARP rules - 50+
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:50 PM

Yes, in truth I am younger than 60, but try telling that to anyone in here other than yourself - they all think I am older than dirt!

so is the snow storm in the midwest now headed for Penn
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:52 PM

Rain & Sleet here in SE PA - Sleet & freezing rain at PSU - not sure about NE PA.

If you could take a tropical vacation, where would you go?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 08:59 PM

the 300 Fijian Islands, one by one

Is it the weekend yet?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:00 PM

Barbados, St Kits - any island in that area would be fine with me!!

Who would you take on that tropical vacation, if you couldn't take your SO?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:25 PM

I'd take my mom.

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:27 PM

None at all...

Cool! I just flossed some crud from between my teeth that smells like rotten cabbage. Wanna smell it?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:28 PM

you're disgusting!!!

Lil' Freak, your married!!!!????!!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:29 PM

It sounds that way.

Do we all feel sorry for his wife????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:29 PM

Sure, if you smell my finger.

When you floss and find a big chunk of food, do you eat it?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:34 PM

No, but I think Freak does!

Would you rather burp and taste it or [censored] and waste it?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:47 PM

Burp


Why can't I find an acceptable cream to eliminate this itch?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 09:53 PM

Because I think I gave it to you... try cortizone 10(with aloe) and a helthy regimen of antibiotics


Who DAT?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 10:08 PM

posting guidelines will not allow the correct answer -

What is a neutral posteurpedic chair anyway?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 10:15 PM

I think it means that it's neutral like Switzerland and doesn't take sides (left cheek, right cheek--all's good).

Do you ever go in the bathroom and make certain loud noises just to see the disgusted look from the women in the investment division when you come out?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 10:37 PM

No - with me it would be the men in the investment division who would give the disgusted looks!

LF - would you like a job at our bank? Your sense of humor would do wonders around here!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/01/08 11:05 PM

Sorry, Pooh. My bank has a bid on him already.



Who is the poster you'd want to meet the most?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 02:00 AM

Dawnie




Did you ever enter a real sweepstakes and win?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 02:26 AM

Never.




Is your dog healthy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 03:33 AM

poor baby died last year, and he was not healthy for years prior to that

Isn't the carpet so much cleaner without indoor animals?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 03:41 AM

I would assume so. I don't have pets right now, and I can't remember having a pet in a house I've lived in. Unless my brothers count.


Why are people who aren't personable in customer service positions?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 03:42 PM

They're fake inside and out!


Why do people wait until the last minute to come to the bank/cu?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 03:47 PM

Because their purpose in life is to annoy us.

(Ops - brothers don't count as pets - they're monsters)

Why can't we have a candidate who will enact 4 day work weeks and 3 day weekends?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 04:18 PM

dunno, but i would def. vote if someone would do that!


How come static is in the air so much more in the winter?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 06:07 PM

Dry Heat and it's fun to see everyone's hair stand on end.

Would you rather ski or snowboard?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 09:47 PM

Tried to ski (failed), but I'd give snow boarding a shot.

Have you ever stepped in a huge pile of dog doo in the dark because your dog was in the backyard getting sick and you went to check on her, and the next day you had to clean your shoe, so you armed yourself with a roll of paper towels, Windex and tooth picks, and you gagged the whole time trying to get your shoe clean because the doo was embedded in the shoe treads, and your wife just sat there doing the crossword puzzle laughing and showing no sympathy, but then she asked you how to spell a word like you were her own personal Microsoft spell check or something, so you told her the word is spelled “pea-oh-oh-pea,” and at some point you even think getting the pressure washer from the shed to blast your shoe is a actually a brilliant idea, but you decide instead to take the shoe in the shower and use the hand-held nozzle to get it clean, but the water wasn’t diverted and you got all wet in the process, but eventually you got the shoe clean and just for payback you started singing “So Long, Farewell” from “The Sound Of Music” just so that song would also be stuck in your wife’s head?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 10:52 PM

No.

Have you?

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/02/08 11:07 PM

Yes...that's what I did today (I'm beginning to think my life is a little too strange...)

Have you fallen out of bed lately?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 04:31 AM

Not in years.




Do you think Elvis is alive?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 02:55 PM

No.

Do you think Tupac is alive?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 03:19 PM

No.

Do you believe in Groundhog's Day predicitions?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 08:59 PM

Yes, because it's also my brother's birthday.




Alice, do you have to shout like that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 10:18 PM

Yes, 'cuz she's a screamer (I know from personal experience).

How did I get spaghetti sauce on the back of my shirt????
Posted By: Yossarian

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/08 11:28 PM

Quote:
Do you think Tupac is alive?


No, and I think a number of Sixpacs are going down on Super Sunday, too.
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 02:38 AM

The person sitting behind you at lunch yesterday was eating it - and sneezed.




what was your favorite Superbowl commercial?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 05:50 AM

The one I missed

Are you happy with the games outcome?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 12:22 PM

Absolutely not.

Do you think I should smack our IA who keeps gloating over the Giants victory when he goes past my office door?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 01:22 PM

No I think he deserves to gloat.



Have you ever ate goat cheese?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 01:24 PM

Yes.. every time I get cheese dip at the Mexican Restaurant.


Why am I so freaking tired?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 01:27 PM

because it's the day after the superbowl

why do the weekends go by so quick?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 01:45 PM

Because it's all part of some master conspiracy which prevents us from having too much fun for any extended period of time.


Why am I still paying for not getting to bed until 4 am Sat. night/Sunday morning?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 01:50 PM

because it really takes two good days to get over a night like that.

Do you think Biggie Smalls is still alive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 02:34 PM

yeah, he is right over there next to Tupak and Elvis

Did anyone watch masterpiece theatre (Jane Austin's regrests)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 02:42 PM

No, I think you're the only one to watch that.





Can you bury your dog in your back yard in the city?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 02:50 PM

no, unless you use a vacuum vault that has a shelf life of 500,000 years

Don't you love that Jan Austen stuff on PBS?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 03:07 PM

who's jan austen? is she related to jan brady?

why are pop-tarts so good?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 03:11 PM

The secret's in the sauce.




If you inject your city's economy with $300-400 million in one weekend, will they finally fill in the pothole on Indian School Road?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 03:45 PM

ummm, no - you need a bond election for fixing the roads, and the indian reservation will be the last place roads get fixed

whats in secret sauce?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 03:48 PM

Of course not; the city will squander the funds.

Did you ever miss the last 14 seconds of the Superbowl because the dog started making “hurk, hurk, hurk” noises and the wife shouts, “Honey—the dog’s going to throw up!” so you bolt off the couch, race through the living room to the kitchen with the dog trailing close behind, and then you fling open the sliding glass door and the dog starts heading out, but then he immediately stops and buicks in the door track, so then you had to scoop it out with paper towels and by the time you finish the game is over?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 05:08 PM

It wasn't with one of our dogs, but that is what my BFF ended up doing. But we have French doors and it wasn't that hard to clean up.




Did you ject hear that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 05:16 PM

No, but how do you ject hear BB? Maybe my answer will change -

Are we in a recession?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 05:41 PM

He!! Yes!




What's the best way to get tough?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:01 PM

Lots of salt and and a dehydrator.


Why do I feel like I have a knot in the pit of my stomach?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:01 PM

because you are best friends with your husband's best friend's girlfriend!

why do people call and NOT leave a message??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:03 PM

Because they don't have anything worthwhile to say.

Why do people call constantly and leave messages every time?! (i.e. MIL)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:06 PM

cuz they are so happy to get the machine, they can blather on.

why do parents feel the need to identify themselves when they leave a message? (hi, kitten, it's mom. call me back.) really? i wouldn't have guessed it was you.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:19 PM

Because they know it bothers you and knowing that makes them happy.



Are you a jack of all trades but a master of none?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:20 PM

you say that like it's a bad thing.

are bamboo plants really lucky?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:23 PM

how lucky can you be stuck in some small container growing in contortions around stome stick?

Why can't some species digest grass?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:27 PM

Because some animals think it's easier to just smoke it.




I found a $10 in the dryer this weekend, should I spend it or share it with my wife?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:29 PM

he who does laundry, keeps the money!

why does the sun make my eyes water?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:34 PM

Stop staring at the sun. I'll send you that $10 so you can get some sunglasses.



Why won't any of my co-workers pull my finger?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:35 PM

i'll do it. c'mere.


why do contact lenses hurt sometimes?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:37 PM

Make sure you aren't just putting shards of glass in your eyes.



Why would someone want to test a taser on themselves and risk the loss of testicles?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:39 PM

idk. senility is scary.


why did coke put vitamins in their diet coke? is it supposed to be "healthy"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:43 PM

It is indeed, but I need aricept and viagra in mine more than I need vitamins.

What is more important, ensure or insurance?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 06:50 PM

A good testicle proof taser is more important than either of those.



Have you ever been to a pig roast and as the pig rotates, you peel of chunks of flesh to eat? (it's like a slice of heaven)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:22 PM

Yes and it's the absolute best!!



If an ugly person breaks a mirror, do they still get 7 years bad luck or is being ugly their bad luck?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:35 PM

Only 3.5 years of bad luck...it's cut in half because they're ugly.


Why do some of you (BB and Peepers) obsess over pork?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:42 PM

because they need something G-rated they can discuss here

What is obsessive compulsiveness?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:47 PM

I don't know. Tell me so we both know.



What is a datittle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:50 PM

No clue...something Sylvester would say to Tweety?


Where did I put my keys!?!?




(Psst...PR..."pork" isn't necessarily G-rated)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:55 PM

IDK Ms. B, but why do I have this extra set of keys?

How is eating bacon and all variations of that other white meat not G-rated? Do I have to go to the urban dictionary again?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 07:57 PM

The noun is G-rated, the verb is R-rated.

Do the IT people at your bank question your frequent look-ups on urban dictionary?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:05 PM

No...I think he pays them off.


How do you feel today?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:05 PM

Cr@ppy


How often does Urban Dictionary help you out?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:06 PM

With my hands.

Would you like to be felt?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:06 PM

yep.. i need a hug


what color socks do you have on?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:08 PM

::hug::

Blue

What color panties do you have on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:09 PM

chartrouse

Why are some girls repulsed by hugs?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:10 PM

I just don't know. There's really not much better to me than a really good hug when I need it most.


Why can't girls just shut off emotions like men seem to be so good at.
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:12 PM

Because men are superior beings.




Does a Snickers really satisfy?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:13 PM

Hormones

Does Pale's wife know he's wearing chartruese panties?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
Because men are superior beings.




Does a Snickers really satisfy?


Only the big bars?

Why are you looking to candy for satisfaction?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:15 PM

*giggles* I doubt it.


Wouldn't you like to see the look on Mrs. Pale's face when she finds out?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:15 PM

No, he stole them from her drawer this morning.

Why do I despise Hillary Clinton so?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:17 PM

Because she is an emo and you are not!

How can one confuse socks with undies?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:17 PM

I thought everybody did.



Are you happy it's Monday?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:21 PM

i'm happy it's almost over.

do your sock ever make the balls of your feet burn?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:22 PM

I don't know that I would use the word "happy".

How often do you work out?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:22 PM

cant remember

why cant furniture stores publish their prices online?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:23 PM

huh? nope

I have 2 weddings to go to in May that are on the same day at almost the same time. one is a co-worker and the other is a friend that I've known since middle school. Which one do I go to?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:25 PM

Neither, go out to dinner with me.

Why is this winter so long?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:27 PM

Because we have to listen to a buncha politicians lie out of their rears.


What do you do when you really don't wnat to go to a co-workers wedding, but you know you're expected to go.. especially when your SO works with one half of the wedding, too.
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:29 PM

[quote=The Incredible ComplyGuy]Neither, go out to dinner with me.

Great answer. I pick you!!
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:30 PM




What do you do when you really don't wnat to go to a co-workers wedding, but you know you're expected to go.. especially when your SO works with one half of the wedding, too.[/quote]

Simple...we skip out together!!

Can life really be this hard?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:31 PM

I don't really think so, I just think weddings suck. Yours was fun, though!



Will you buy me some new shoes? Mine have just about had the lick.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:32 PM

No.


Why would you want to lick your shoes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:35 PM

Hey...some people have that kind of "fetish".


I wonder what it would take for my boss to let me leave early?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:37 PM

you telling him it's your time of the month and you werent prepared....lol

why cant I stay focused and get some work done?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:46 PM

because if you finish all your work they'll just assign more...

Remember when we first meet Maria basking wimple-less in the sunshine and singing her heart out on top of a mountain?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 08:51 PM

No...but could you hum a few bars?


I wonder what 'Lil Freak is like in person?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:02 PM

Do you like to be shocked Ms. B? you will be when in the presence of a Lil Freak

Why don't more cooler kids get together? Why don't we all just come together?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:05 PM

Sadie & I are getting together for dinner.

If we all came together, wouldn't that be an orgy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:06 PM



If we had an orgy - wouldn't PR have to moderate us?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:08 PM

I don't like to be moderated.

Does PR like to watch?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:09 PM

Probably

If I keep walking out of my cube and giving these people dirty looks will they SHUT UP???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:10 PM

Probably Not!

Is it time to go home yet???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:10 PM

they'll prob beat YOU up!



Do you like to jump?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:10 PM

He'd never survive.


Are we really having fun yet?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:11 PM

we will when it's time to go home.



What's your lucky number?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:13 PM

69

Isn't that everyone's lucky number?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:13 PM

69


Do you believe in luck?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:16 PM

no but I believe in Karma

Isnt it rude to keep your phone on ring all day long?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:18 PM

I don't know! I take my phone off the hook at night at home...is that rude?




69 is old news, you can do better than that! Can't you?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:19 PM

Yes I can.

Would you like to find out?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:20 PM

Ok....77.


Is that better?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:22 PM

You'll have to show me.

When can I come over?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:25 PM

I think she's washing her hair, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow.




Does someone want to sneak off with me to the bar?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:29 PM

::raises hand::

BB, pick me!

What's your favorite color?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:32 PM

My favorite color is the absence of light.



:taps AE on the shoulder:

If we put mannequins in our chairs, do you think that'll fool the bosses?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:33 PM

Totally.

Pomtinis?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:35 PM

YES!


Aspirin?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:37 PM

[quote=The Incredible ComplyGuy]Sadie & I are getting together for dinner.

We've been talking about this for 2 wks now, when is it going to happen??!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:40 PM

Yeah! Put your $$ where your mouth is! (or something like that)


What will you 2 be dining on?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:42 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
[quote=The Incredible ComplyGuy]Sadie & I are getting together for dinner.

We've been talking about this for 2 wks now, when is it going to happen??!!


2 weeks?? I thought this day was long, but...

PM me to set up a time darlin...
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:43 PM

I would list what TICG would like to dine on, but I would be banned.





Should I have pork chops, boneless pork loins or boneless spare ribs for dinner?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:44 PM

Each other. Just a thought!

Does being a powerful business woman, make you a cold hearted person?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:44 PM

just have bacon.

why won't my headache go away???
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
boneless loins
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:48 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
boneless loins


Are you so distracted that you forgot to ask a question?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:49 PM

That damn taser caused that condition!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:50 PM

If that's what you say.




What have you had on a pizza but will never try again? (Mine was anchovies. Thought it would be good but it was )
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Each other. Just a thought!

Does being a powerful business woman, make you a cold hearted person?


Only if you let it.

How is a cold heart warmed up?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:52 PM

Can't really say here.


What is your favorite type of food?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:52 PM

pineapple...yuck

Why do some women's legs look great w/out panty hose but others doesn't?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:54 PM

Genetics

Do you plan on wearing panty hose on our date?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:56 PM

haha...nope I think I'll go w/ something else.

Where are you taking me? Can I invite a friend? *Yells for OPS*
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 09:58 PM

A nice romantic spot -- candlelight, soft music, good food. Only you and I.

When are you available?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:00 PM

LOL@Sadie.. this is your date, my dear.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:09 PM

You have reached Sadie's voicemail, she is unable to take your call, please leave a message and she will return your call as soon as possible.

Where did Sadie disappear to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:18 PM

On her way to TICG's office.



Is one of your coworkers not really good at doing their job and you want to have fired?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:20 PM

I think she was abducted.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate; they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. How will TICG know if Sadie either loves him or hates him?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:30 PM

By how long she holds the button down on the taser.




Have you ever been mistaken for a wild bear when you take your shirt off while on a camping trip?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:31 PM

He'll know before the soup/salad is served.






Have you ever wanted to tickle a stranger?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:33 PM

Wouldn't that be dangerous?

Oh... I thought you said "strangler,"... never mind
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 10:42 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy

Have you ever wanted to tickle a stranger?


No.

Does the idea of wanting to tickle a stranger sound odd to anyone else?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 11:08 PM



Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
You have reached Sadie's voicemail, she is unable to take your call, please leave a message and she will return your call as soon as possible.

Where did Sadie disappear to?


Darn, I had to go home. I guess I'm addicted to BOL @ home, too!

Does the idea of wanting to tickle a stranger sound odd to anyone else? [/quote]

Yes, very much so.

Have you ever dated someone for money?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 11:22 PM

No way, isn't that prostitution? There are no Johns here!!!!

Why is a solicitor of prostitution the same name as that for a public restroom?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/04/08 11:26 PM

Because they're both prone to spreading disease.




Am I the only one who thinks tickling strangers is normal?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:49 AM

Yes (and people say I'm weird....)

Does anyone want to go with me to see the new Hannah Montana 3-D movie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 11:52 AM

nope

Why would anyone get the idea that a freak was weird?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 12:02 PM

We know he is weird and freaky.

Do you eat dinner leftovers for lunch sometimes?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 12:54 PM

absolutely!

why is it still snowing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:02 PM

its February dear!

why was the low 68 degrees here last night, I was sweating under all those blankets? (dang global warming!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:05 PM

male menopause.

why do people post links without posting a summary, despite frequent reminders?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:06 PM

Just to pi$$ you off, kitty...

Did you ever want to drive off a bridge and end it all?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:07 PM

nope.


did you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:08 PM

nope, there are no bridges here

is it a bad time of the month for your two?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:08 PM

Yep.

Do you think you would get more work done if BOL didn't exist?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

is it a bad time of the month for your two?


my two what?

will anything be done if someone hits "notify" about a mod?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:14 PM

two = too

and the answer to notifying on a mod; bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaa!!
DQ and I are soul mates!

Is life fair?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:14 PM

I will take care of him, kitty, don't worry.

Are you an officer at your bank?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:14 PM

Yup - we all get to discipline the mod instead of him trying to discipline us!



Is it foggy where you all are today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:16 PM

you all = y'all

no fog, its so dang windy there isn't a thing in the air!

Isn't it about time snowomen melt?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

DQ and I are soul mates!


my deepest condolences to DQ.
i am an officer.
and it's not foggy.


what time is it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
you all = y'all 'You All' = the dignified PA way to say it

no fog, its so dang windy there isn't a thing in the air!

Isn't it about time snowomen melt? Snow, what snow - we've only seen about an inch so far this year. We could be in for one heck of a February/March!



Is everyone having their donuts today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 01:50 PM

no, very sad, no donuts

Is everyone enjoying chewing their Zicam tablets?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:01 PM

I dunno what a Zicam is.


What is a Zicam?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:06 PM

rapid melt cold remedy (actually shortens the symtoms of colds)

Why don't devils ever get a cold?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:14 PM

Cause it is always warm where I am...

What color is your tie today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:17 PM

multi (one of those favs of yours, a Rush Limbaugh Christmas pattern)

What is the color of your socks?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:20 PM

Taupe

What's the temp in your office?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:20 PM

I am wearing black trouser socks...

What color is your car?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
I am wearing black trouser socks...

What color is your car?


My VW Bug is Mellow Yellow (although right now there is a lot of road and black snow junk on it so hard to see the original color )

What was your first car?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:53 PM

1972 Ford Gran Torino station wagon... copper colored, it was oval by the time I was done with it...

What was your first boy/girlfriend's name?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 02:57 PM

Suzie

What was your first dog's name?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:03 PM

Never had a dog.

What was your first pet?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:11 PM

3 legged cocker spaniel named Frisky (yes 3 legs, hit by car when very little and the just took one of the front legs off to save her life - lived to be 14 years old)

How old were you when you got your first pet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:12 PM

5 - parakeet named Pretty Boy.

What different animals have you had for pets?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:20 PM

turtle, dog, cat.. i think that's it


what's your favorite animal?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:20 PM

Oh, and my husband brought home a mouse.. I made him put it out after 2 days. His name was Moses.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
what's your favorite animal?


monkey

Should I go upstairs and make coffee, or should I be treated like a guest since I’m at another branch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:35 PM

You're a guest. Let them prepare the coffee.



Does anyone else think it's kind of funny that this past weekend was so darn cold and yesterday was raining, and now after all the Super Bowl people go home it's expected to be in the low 70s this weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:36 PM

It's all a ploy to keep people from moving to Arizona.

My wife wants a fax machine for Valentine’s Day. Where has the romance gone?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:38 PM

get it for her, then fax her a love letter.

are you buying your SO a present for valentine's day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:41 PM

No - Just making a nice dinner for two.

Why not get the fax machine, then fax her some interesting pictures of yourself?

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:42 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
get it for her, then fax her a love letter.


Thanx for the awesome idea!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)

Why not get the fax machine, then fax her some interesting pictures of yourself?


Because with my luck I'd send it to a wrong number....

Have you ever sneezed while carrying a full cup of coffee and splattered coffee everywhere?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: kitten
get it for her, then fax her a love letter.


Thanx for the awesome idea!
my pleasure.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:50 PM

I think a tazer makes a nice anniversary gift

and yes, the coffee spill has happened here

Did you ever swallow whole a large Zicam pill you were supposed to chew?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)

Why not get the fax machine, then fax her some interesting pictures of yourself?


Because with my luck I'd send it to a wrong number....

Have you ever sneezed while carrying a full cup of coffee and splattered coffee everywhere?


No...because I don't drink coffee.


What day of the week does VD fall on?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:53 PM

thursday.

have you ever licked your desk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:53 PM



does a disease only come one day of the week?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:54 PM



VD can fall on any day without proper protection
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:55 PM

evidently there are few romantics in the room
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:56 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
thursday.

have you ever licked your desk?


Nope, can't say that I have.

Why are some blueberries are so sour?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:57 PM

cuz they aren't cooked yet.

do your shoes hurt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
thursday.

have you ever licked your desk?


No.


Have you ever licked your neighbor's.......













desk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:04 PM

only after i tripped and took a big digger into his desk.


what is the point of a bay leaf if it's poisonous?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:10 PM

Because the have great flavor.

Bay Leaf is poisonous?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:25 PM

Only if you snort it.


Do you ever eat the parsley that's placed on your food for presentation only?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:27 PM

yuck no

Do you believe people are basically good or bad?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:30 PM

I think everyone has the potential to go either way, and we can exhibit both good and bad in any given day. But we rely on the kindness/forgiveness of others to make us more bearable.



How can a shoe hurt if it has no feeling?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:32 PM

because if it's leather, then it once was a cow, and a cow once had feelings....

Have you ever stood naked in front of the bathroom mirror looking at your reflection, and you become alarmed because you are pear shaped and you’re thinking, “When the heck did that happen?” but then you move and you realize that someone has replaced the mirror with one of those funhouse mirrors, and then you wake up from your dream?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:38 PM

No, can't say that I have.

Have you ever told anyone to wait just a minute because you were really busy with something. And in reality you were posting in the BOL watercooler?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:41 PM

NEVER!

Have you every had a private moment of joy at NOT being around all of your kids?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:41 PM

All the time, lol.




If you could be anywhere in the world right at this moment, where would you be?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:45 PM

On a warm beach with a drink in my hand.

Do you ever clip your toenails after a shower, and then sniff them and wonder why they smell like onions, and then sniff them again, beacuse really, they do not smell that bad, and you do like the smell of onions, and then go, wait, but I scrubbed my feet so hard and good and I am just out of the shower, so why do they still kinda smell like onions?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:45 PM

paris

coach or first class?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:48 PM

Ummmmmmmm..................no.


Do you ever wonder about the sanity of others?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:48 PM

ok, skipping the toe nails question....

First Class, totally, if you have the means, I highly recommend it.


Blue or Red?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 04:49 PM

(bbs - you've been hanging around with 'lilfreak too much!)

First Class all the way!

Cruise or Beach?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:04 PM

Beach.

Which department would you blow away of you could... IT or Marketing?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:05 PM

yes.

do you like roast beast sandwiches?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:31 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
yes.

do you like roast beast sandwiches?



Only from Arby's


Do you have a strange way of getting rid of hiccups?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:33 PM

I guess I do. I hold my breath and tilt my head up toward the ceiling...it works, too!

How did you meet your significant other?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:35 PM

At a car wash, he was trying to pick up my sister.


Does anyone know how to amend a tax return?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:37 PM

Carefully - Very Carefully!

Any suggestions on how to stop sneezing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:47 PM

Put duct tape over your mouth and squeeze your nostrils shut.

Does the fact that a pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands and there is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet cause you concern?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:53 PM

Nope, just grosses me out.

Have you ever been in jail or visited someone in jail?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:53 PM

No, no concern to me.


If I kill bacteria, would PETA be after me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:54 PM

bacteria can be good, right?

how many little bacteria are in your mouth?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:54 PM

Visited a jail in grade school.

Can you stand on one foot and put on your sock/shoe, or do you need to sit down to do this?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:55 PM

I can stand on one foot and put my sock on.

How stressed are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Nope, just grosses me out.

Have you ever been in jail or visited someone in jail?
i have taught people in jail how to read.

why am i chilly today?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:22 PM

Funny I thought you were clam chowder.

Do you need a sweater?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:28 PM

no way, its like 80 degrees here

do you need deodorant?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:29 PM

No, I remembered it this morning.




Have you ever wanted to go to jail/prison?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

do i need deodorant?


yes, you do.


do you use ball point pens or gel pens?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:34 PM

BPs, gels don't image right.

Do you wish we had a 4 day work week?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:34 PM

ooh, kitty it is not nice to change the posts of mods!

either one is bad; us lefties smear whatever we are writing and the ink ends up on our hands, its just a mess I tell you!

is it lunch time yet?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:36 PM

I already ate..

If today is your day to vote, have you been yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:36 PM

what, you work 5 days?

when will we reduce the number of hours worked from 36 to 32 per week?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:37 PM

You only work 36 hours?!


Can I be your secretary?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
ooh, kitty it is not nice to change the posts of mods! whatev.
either one is bad; us lefties smear whatever we are writing and the ink ends up on our hands, its just a mess I tell you! so not true.... unless you are "special"...is it lunch time yet?


sure

what are you having.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
I already ate..

If today is your day to vote, have you been yet?


As soon as I leave here I will vote.

Have you ever participated in the Nielsen ratings program?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:48 PM


no

are expensive dinners out worth the money?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:52 PM

usually not.

Should a guy have to pay for the dinner on every date?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 06:56 PM

no, but it would be nice

do you shut the door at home when you go to the bathroom?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:06 PM

About 95% of the time

Have you ever relaxed on the couch and watched television and then decided to lay down, so you put your hand under the pillow, but then you feel something lumpy and wet and when you lift up the pillow you discover a mouse head the cat chewed off, and for some reason your dog thought the head would make a good play toy and hid it under the pillow?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:15 PM

Can't say that I have - LF, you lead an interesting life!

Do you lock your door when you get home?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:17 PM

Heck no.. doing good to lock the door at night. Well.. since we figured out our area CAN attract serial killers, we tend to take more care to lock the door.

Do you fall asleep on the couch very often?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:19 PM

I love to turn on the television and fall asleep on the couch (just watch those mouse heads)!



“Do You Know the Way to San Jose”
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:21 PM

Yes. Put a hundred down and buy a car.


Why is it when you see a sad person and try to chear them up, they always spray you with pepper spray?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:22 PM

You are not a good judge of character, BB...

Did you ever step in cat vomit in the middle of the night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:23 PM

LF - Take the 101 then hang a right.

BB - Because you're hanging around with Lil Freak too much.


Why is One the Lonliest Number?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:30 PM



Did you ever step in cat vomit in the middle of the night?[/quote]
When I was a teen I use to stay @ one of my friends house almost every night and I would step in cat puke every morning. Ugh I hate cats.

Why do bellybuttons attract lint?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:32 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23


Did you ever step in cat vomit in the middle of the night?

When I was a teen I use to stay @ one of my friends house almost every night and I would step in cat puke every morning. Ugh I hate cats. what about kittens??

Why do bellybuttons attract lint? [/quote]

they are a soft place to land.

innie or outie?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
[quote=sadie23]

Did you ever step in cat vomit in the middle of the night?

When I was a teen I use to stay @ one of my friends house almost every night and I would step in cat puke every morning. Ugh I hate cats. what about kittens??

Kittens are cute but I'd give them away whenver they turned into nasty ol' mean cats!

Innie

Do you have any kids?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:35 PM

yeah, my two cats.

do babies do more than eat, sleep and produce various forms of fluid?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:37 PM

Not too much more - they're very much like men.


What's your favorite color M&M?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:38 PM

They also make crumbs.




Is it less dangerous with the lights out?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:38 PM

LOL @ Pooh!!!

green.

do you like starburst candy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:40 PM

Absolutely!

How about Skittles?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:42 PM

not really. (you ARE talking about the candy, right?)

why can you always pick out the smell of a twizzler?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:44 PM

And they smell so good!

Why do I always forget to bring twizzlers when I go to the ball game, and the people around me all remember them?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:45 PM

i know!!! me too!!!


why do hockey pucks hurt when they hit you?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:47 PM

because they're made of rubber.

Why are you allowed to fight in hockey but no other sport?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:49 PM

because other sports employ pansies...

do you like to sneeze?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:50 PM

no

can you sneeze and keep your eyes open?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:53 PM

no.

Can your tongue touch your nose?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:54 PM

yes.

can you flip your tongue?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:57 PM

yes

can you wiggle your ears?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:57 PM

Nope.


How long should you wait until you take the mystery container out of the office fridge? (It's not mine)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 07:58 PM

no.

Are you flexible enough to put your feet behind your head?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 08:03 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Nope.


How long should you wait until you take the mystery container out of the office fridge? (It's not mine)


NEVER!

Once the mystery container is discovered, how many would fess up that it's their's?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 08:06 PM

Does Freak work at the same office? I bet he would!!

What's the worse thing you've ever been dared to do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 08:26 PM

Sorry, I always picked "Truth."



How long should you wait to get business cards where you work before you worry that maybe you're not in the company's long-term plans?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 08:54 PM

17 years would be sufficient

Can you do a wheelie with your walker?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 08:55 PM

A few weeks

Who cares if they own up to the mystery in the fridge- just throw the darn thing out.



Do you have bed bugs?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:10 PM

no

do you have cockroaches?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:15 PM

Not roaches.

Why do I always go in the bathroom after captain stinky has been there?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:16 PM

because you like it?


Would I look good in dark purple/red hair?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:18 PM

Not if you look anything like your avatar.




Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:18 PM

i don't think anyone would look good with dark purple/red hair.

what color is your hair now?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:19 PM

HA HA!

Smooth. all the way.


Do you like brownies?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:19 PM

of course!

Who doesn't like brownies? nuts or no nuts?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:21 PM

with please, makes 'em health food

would Patrice look good in green hair?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:23 PM

No nuts (especially after a good tasering)



When someone walking past your office notices you picking your nose, do you start scratching it to make it seem like you were only doing that the whole time?

(sort of like when you're walking down the street and trip, then you start jogging like you intended to do that all along)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:30 PM

(Mr. Peep: do you know, work with, or are you related to Lil Freak?)


no

why is our self esteem so wrapped up in other people's opinions?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:34 PM

Most of the time I really could care less what people think of me.

Why can't everyone just get along?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:37 PM

because SOME people are easily offended


Is it 5:00 yet?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:37 PM

It's 5:00 somewhere!

Who doesn't like Jimmy Buffett?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:37 PM

only 20 more mins...yayyyyyy

Why did Eve have to take a bite out of the apple?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:38 PM

yes, somewhere out over the Atlantic

Is it 25 or 6 to 3 yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:38 PM

oh Sadie!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:39 PM

Me! But I do like other buffets (ones with bacon, ham and other yummy meats)



Who would win in a straight up fight, Bob Barker or the nutless taserman?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:47 PM

Ha!!!!!

I am that old boy's junior by 20 years or so, I would take him in a fair fight!

Are we having fun yet? If we are, someone please inform me
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:49 PM

I'm have fun!!!

Why aren't you having fun?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:53 PM

He's not having fun because he has a false sense of security when it comes to Bob Barker. Little does PR know that Bob does not protect the elderly and would gladly administer a skinny microphone beating to him.




Have you ever dropped your phone on your foot?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 09:59 PM

yeah, but so what? cell phones weight like 3 ounces, didn't hurt much

have you ever dropped a fire extinguisher on your foot?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/08 10:25 PM

No; I'm the one who usually starts the fires, not put them out.

Ever have a funny smell coming from one of your nostrils and you weren’t sure if it meant you’re gravely ill with a tumor growing in your sinus cavity, or if it meant the peanut you put up your nose as a kid is rotting?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 01:47 AM

Lil'Freak, I'm really worried about you. Are you permitted to go outside at night alone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 02:26 AM

I think we are all getting worried about him.

Question - What do you think Lil'Freak is like at home (I'll bet he's a big kitty cat!).

Can't believe I got censored for saying p^ssy cat!

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 02:53 AM

Yup...I have to behave or my wife would have me involuntarily committed. In fact, right now I'm baking banana bars...

What was the nasty [censored] word that Pooh typed?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 04:17 AM

Something about a cat.



Do you think this thread is becoming stupid?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 12:35 PM

i think it became stoopid a long time ago.

do you wonder what other coolies look like?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 02:59 PM

I've met some other Coolies and seen others on myspace, so there aren't many I wonder about.



Is there still passion in your relationship?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:11 PM

Nope.

Is there still affection in your relationship?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:13 PM

Plenty, mixed in with angst.

Does anyone recall my psycically guessing what many people looked like last year?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:17 PM

Nope.

What are you going to make for dinner tonight (I need a good idea!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:18 PM

I can't remember what I had for dinner last night, never mind a year ago...

Do you like your veggies raw?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:21 PM

Stir fry chicken and veggies.


Why do people take this "online stuff" so seriously?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:23 PM

because they are deperately in need of contact of any kind.

why is it still snowing??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:27 PM

idk...but i think it has something to do with that stupid groundhog.


Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:31 PM

sure, if the hole is big enough.
(i don't ♥ the groundhog!!)


how do you spell relief?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:32 PM

G-I-N

How do YOU spell relief?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:34 PM

S-E-X


Is today really Hump Day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 03:40 PM

it really is. unless tomorrow is your friday (which it's mine) then yesterday was hump day. or last night was. idk. my bff rose.


why does a new car get that smell?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 04:22 PM

i think it's a conglomeration of all the new parts and pieces.



what's your next car?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 04:25 PM

Volvo C-30 looks like it could be fun.

When the bread pops out of toaster does it sometimes startle you?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:04 PM

Yes, of course. I'm usually barely awake, even at work.



Has your grown up life lived up to your expectations as a child/teen?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:33 PM

nope

why ISNT it snowing yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:38 PM

Because it's sunny and 65 here...not likely it will snow.


How long can we keep this up?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:40 PM

FOREVER!

Here, smell this; do you think it has gone bad?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:43 PM

OBVIOUSLY.


Why do fools fall in love?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:45 PM

because they are fools!!!

What does it sound like when doves cry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:46 PM

This.

Who are these people???
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:46 PM

Don't know, but they don't say much when you rip their heads off.




What's an acceptable level of poop in my hamburger?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:55 PM

20%

Would you like fries with that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:56 PM

Sure.

Why is our maintenance man always in the women's room?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:56 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
20%

Would you like fries with that?



Yes


Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:56 PM

Absolutely, but only if they're fried in human fat.





Who said it's better to love and lose, then never to ever love at all?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 07:57 PM

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Do you like poetry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:01 PM

Would limericks count?

What does it mean when you have a dream that your ex-boss is cleaning out your credenza because it’s so messy and finds three empty vodka bottles and you have never imbibed at work (except that one time when the department got together in the mortgage file vault and drank champagne during the holidays) and you couldn’t come up with a good reason why you stashed the empties at work?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:04 PM

It means you should consider seeking help, because drinking alone is rarely a good thing.



Are we in the midst of a recession as I type?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:05 PM

I think so.

What is for dinner tonight?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:06 PM

5 Taco Bell bean burritos, minus onions and red sauce but with extra cheese.




Do you think my dinner will make me gassy?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:07 PM

hot and crunch fish and beef stir fry




what brand shoes should a fashionable guy buy?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:17 PM

Any type that he likes.


Why did time stop today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:25 PM

because you weren't looking.




bare feet or socks?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:32 PM

Socks. Too cold for bare feet.


Who has more fun, blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:57 PM

brunette of course




do you like being bald?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 08:57 PM

Cyndi Lauper said girls in gerneral just want to have fun. Although, I don't how Cpt. Lou Albano would add to the fun.




Is it cruel to shine a laser pointer on one cat so the other cat attacks it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:01 PM

nope. i do it all the time. it makes me


is tea really soothing?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:02 PM

Depends upon if the cats generally play together, sounds like something fun to watch in that case



Is you office near other employees or off the beaten track?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:16 PM

It's right in well traveled area, it's kind of annoying.




Are there different levels of intelligence for cats, or are they all really dunb?

(I have two that fall into the latter category)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:25 PM

If they're not road kill by now then I'd say they aren't as dumb as they seem.

Have you ever heard your dog puking in the middle of the night and you faked being asleep because your wife turned on the bedside lamp and got up and you just didn’t want to deal with vomit at that time in the morning?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:26 PM

I guess you have to look at the owner!




Long hair or short?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:27 PM

Yeah, I'm the wife HA!




Have you changed dirty diapers?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:28 PM

Nope, nor do I plan to.

And I have long hair.



Which is worse? Hairy legs or hairy pits?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:29 PM

I have both so I guess I'm screwed....

When your car makes a funny noise do you try to discern where it’s coming from and what may be causing it, or do you turn up the radio to mask the noise and hope it goes away?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:29 PM

hairy pits



do you eat the banana peel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 09:46 PM

Know, I thought they made you





How many glasses of water do you drink throughout the day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/08 11:16 PM

I've had nearly 95 oz. and one Diet Pepsi (no wonder I've been in the bathroom so much today!)

Have you, or the man in your life, ever succumbed to “Male Refrigerator Blindness;” that debilitating affliction where the male is unable to locate whatever he’s looking for unless it leaps off the shelf and into his hands?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 02/07/08 03:40 AM

Post deleted by John Burnett
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:19 AM

No.




Do you consider yourself attractive?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 01:22 PM

not lately.





do you paint your toenails?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 01:24 PM

in the summer.


what do you suppose john burnett deleted (above)?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 01:38 PM

Probably something that shouldn't have been posted in the first place.


Why do people insist on testing limits?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 01:46 PM

adrenalin rush?


is the sky really blue?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 02:51 PM

No, but the ocean is and the sky reflects that color.



Why must bank regulations be so grey at times?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:00 PM

because it's cloudy there.


who put the alphabet in that order?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:09 PM

That guy who made alphabet soup. It's his twisted way of demanding order in a disorganized world.




Why are so many Madonna songs going through my head right now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:12 PM

you spent last night vogue-ing.


how is coffee decafinated?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:28 PM

They roast it longer to burn off the caffiene.



If you had a million dollars, would you buy me a monkey?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:31 PM

no, but i might buy you a green dress.

do monkeys make good pets?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:32 PM

no, they're messy


Why can't it be Friday @ 5 already????
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:33 PM

If you buy them little monkey armor and a sword to have sword battles with they do.

If I didn't want a green dress, could I trade it for some pie?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:39 PM

nope. this isn't let's make a deal.


did you get beat up alot as a child?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:42 PM

Nope, I never got in a fight.

Why are you so hairy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 03:53 PM

Because I have no razors or Nair....

The examiner has a long hair growing from her chin. If I walked up to her and plucked it, do you think my actions would have an adverse impact on our CAMEL rating?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:01 PM

Camel? They let ya'll have camels in your bank?


If we all chipped in and bought you a razor, would you shave your back for us plz? You are scaring the children.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:04 PM

Just tell the kiddies I'm your pet monkey....

Shouldn’t you be under dual control?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:19 PM

They tried, but since i'm as big as two people, they just gave me both keys.


If your my pet monkey, then what is locked in my closet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:41 PM

:knocks on closet door:

Maxi, let me out!!!

Would you interview someone who came in to an interview in a polo and jeans?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:44 PM

Sorry BB! I smelt bacon and then I don't remember what happened.

Nope, But I don't interview peeps anyway.



Who f♥ed?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:45 PM

If they were cute, yes.

Would you take a week vacation to an all inclusive resort in the middle of your busiest quarter to date, just because you need the break, regardless of the piles on your desk before and after?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:49 PM

yes, absolutely, without a doubt.

do you usually take one week off at a time or two at a time?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 04:50 PM

Isn't that what the the bathrooms are for?



Does this fat make me look fat?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:01 PM

No, you wear it very well!

Why is the number 13 considered such an unlucky number?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:05 PM

because one more donut will kill you.

what do you do when she dumps you and still wants to be friends?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:11 PM

Unless it's friends with benefits, walk away.




Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:27 PM

Maybe on the Oregon Trail!

What was your favorite toy growing up?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:32 PM

legos

how many nights would you give David Berkowitz?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:45 PM

12.



Why can't we have nap time as adults? Work would be so much more enjoyable that way.
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 05:52 PM

because then we would miss time on BOL


Where is Waldo?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:02 PM

with Carmen Sandiego

what's that noise?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:10 PM

It's the silence between the notes.



Have you ever fallen in love with your imaginary friend?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:13 PM

Nope. I'm straight, and mine was a girl.


Oooh, that smell. Don't you smell that smell?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:13 PM

no, only with a real friend

how many jellybeans are in the jar?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:32 PM

187

What happens to monies contributed to a campaign when the person drops out??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:44 PM

They line their pockets. And that smell is the look of love.




Have you ever been asked out on a date by a customer?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:46 PM

Just about every other week.. ::insert eye rolling smiley:: sometimes they can't take no for answer


Do you like Ovaltine?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:49 PM

I'm an Ovaltine virgin.

Are you on Cobweb?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:52 PM

No, but I have some in the basement...

Whole, 2%, 1% or skim milk?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:55 PM

whole (half-and-half is even better)

Why do I constantly have to remind people that I am an angel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 06:57 PM

Because those of us who can read suspect otherwise.




Anybody else's office closed for President's Day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:06 PM

Yup

Ever buy your wife flowers as insurance against future blunders because you know that being male you are bound to screw something up real soon?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:09 PM

Used to, but it didn't work -- better just to dump the wife.

Anyone planning any anti-valentines day events?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:33 PM

Yeah, I'm not going to even try to tackle the resturants.

Why do babies try to fight against sleep but adults beg for it?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:36 PM

babies don't understand the pain of being awake

what is wrong with BOL? why do I keep getting proxy errors?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:46 PM

That's just the way it is; learn to deal.



If my SO's out of town on VD, does that mean I have the option of finding a "fill-in"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:53 PM

Yes, as long as you don't get busted.


Is VD a made up holiday perpatrated by women to make men by them more flowers?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:53 PM

Yes, as long as you don't get busted.


Is VD a made up holiday perpatrated by women to make men by them more flowers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:55 PM

Nah, my SO sent me flowers last Tuesday, he won't send them on VDay.

Do you think that Hallmark invented Valentine's Day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:56 PM

Yes.
Yes.



Could this day be any slower?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 07:57 PM

Yes.

Do you like Stewie???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:10 PM

Yes, even though I've never seen the show.


Do you?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:24 PM

No, I like Bacon Boy

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:27 PM

I'd go without legs, then I can play out the subway scene in "Kids". ((clang, clang, clang)) "I have no legs." ((clang, clang, clang)) "I have no legs."



Do you match your outside jacket to your shoes to your purse to your belt to your hair clip?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:27 PM

Keepin' the arms.

Is it true that everybody would rather be praised than punished, but they'd rather be punished than ignored?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Do you match your outside jacket to your shoes to your purse to your belt to your hair clip?


Nope. But I never mix black with brown.


Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:44 PM

Deaf

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:45 PM

Somewhere coastal.. Relaxing, but with lots of fun stuff to do.



Where is the last place on Earth you'd want to live?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:45 PM

paris


if you could travel to anywhere, where would you go?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:48 PM

Italy or Russia...kind of stuck between the two.

What's one job that a woman (in others opinions) shouldn't be allowed to do?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:48 PM

Scotland

can you determine the value of X if X=Y - pi + Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 08:51 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Italy or Russia...kind of stuck between the two.

What's one job that a woman (in others opinions) shouldn't be allowed to do?


Be President.


How often do you think about running away?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 09:14 PM

Ehh...not often anymore.

Is this as good as it gets?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 09:16 PM

I sure as [censored] hope not. If it is, I quit!


Do your shoes smell funny?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 09:36 PM

If you think leather smells funny, then yes.





Why is deli food so good?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/08 10:08 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Ehh...not often anymore.

Is this as good as it gets?


No, with me it could be better.

Why do you not think about running away anymore?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 05:01 AM

Because I don't have a stick to tie my handkerchief to.




What are you afraid of?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 11:11 AM

Virginia Woolf...

Why do women have to be the ones to bear children?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 12:49 PM

Your choice: Curse we bear because Eve ate the apple and had Adam eat it also. And/Or: It's a blessing we are priviledged to have to get to nurture life and give birth. Your Choice!


It's Friday (in Lent) Is the Bar Open Yet (and if it is we'll need to have meatless munchies )
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:22 PM

It's too late Pooh...Ops and I have already ordered chicken from KFC and Popeyes!! Bacon Boy has already brought it to us. Sorry :-(

What's one thing you can not live without?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:25 PM

My singing (and I have a gosh darn cold with only 8 days to concert )

What is one thing you would be willing to give up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:29 PM

My pinkie toes.



Is anyone getting a bonus this year?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:32 PM

Every day that I wake up is a bonus.

(yikes...where did that cr@p come from???)



Are you doing anything fun this weekend?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:39 PM

Landscaping and working on my money pit (btw, got my bonus last week - Thank God and our awesome CEO!)





What color shoes do you have on?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:55 PM

black

Whould you rather go bare foot or wear shoes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 03:57 PM

bare foot


What's the first thing you do when you walk in the door after coming home from work?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 04:02 PM

Get undressed!

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you want to go?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 04:05 PM

Tortola, BVI.




Who would you go with?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 05:02 PM

Anyone who would not remind me of work.

Has anyone feigned performing a work function and literally walked out the door early on a Friday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 05:28 PM

Friday? Try Mon. - Fri.!


What is your favorite kind of salad dressing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 05:30 PM

Bleu cheese. Yum!!! But I rarely eat salads...the dressing is good with wings and pizza.




Do you think people would be happier if they were allowed to eat the way that makes them content without having the endure guilt?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 06:10 PM

Yes, it's the quantity that creates the guilt BACONBOY!

What is the pettiest crime you have been willing to commit?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 06:18 PM

There was a time when I was heavy into shoplifting. Then there's the arson and wreckless operation of a motor vehicle when I drove on the sidewalk and almost hit a pedestrian.



Aren't you glad you weren't caught?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 06:21 PM

Holy cow, yes!


Have you ever caught a co-worker doing something he or she REALLY shouldn't have been doing at work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 06:30 PM

Yes.

Has anyone ever caught YOU doing something you REALLY shouldn't have been doing at work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 06:40 PM

If that includes spending all day on BOL, then yes.




Doesn't free food taste better?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 07:01 PM

Anything free is better!

What comes first, your significant other or your friends?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 07:18 PM

S.O.

Your S.O. or kids?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 08:29 PM

SO—for some reason I’m not allowed to breed so we have two furry, vomiting, poop machines instead.

Have you ever pressed the button on the hand mixer to retract the cord and only have it whip through the air like an electrified snake and smack the back of your hand really hard and nearly take an eye out?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 08:35 PM

No, can't say that I have (but I would love it if my husband would USE the hand mixer!)

If you could do it over - would you remarry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:04 PM

Yeah, right--I already snagged one poor unsuspecting soul; I doubt my luck would hold for a double.

Do you like the way ferrets smell?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:11 PM

Heck no.

What's for dinner?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:14 PM

Whatever you're making!

Who's got plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:41 PM

Doing some political volunteer work...and looking for any kind of trouble to get into as well.


Do you have a "bathroom routine" in the morning?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:49 PM

Of course, totally; who doesn't?





Can I go home?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 09:56 PM

Yes, only if I can go w/ you though.

Why is 5:00 the understood time when it is "okay" to start drinking and not be considered an alchi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:04 PM

Well, I normally am not drinking at 5 a.m., but whatever floats you boat love.



Did you watch Thundercats as a child?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:04 PM

Says who?


Are you right or left handed?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:07 PM

Depends upon the activity.

What drying routine do you have upon exiting the shower?

Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:15 PM

I use the towel to rub hair and body and the nput on my deodorant so I can put my robe on and not stand there and freeze while I brush my teeth etc.

Who else works 10-11 hours every day?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:25 PM

Used to until I realized that they suck my ever-lovin' soul

Is there someone you secretly hate at work?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:42 PM

Sometimes I hate myself at work.

Do you feed the birds?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:45 PM

Yes, which reminds me that I need to refill their feeder--they can sure eat a lot!

Why does the dog wait until the dirt on the floor is swept up into a tidy pile before he eats junk from it and messes up the pile? The tasty junk has been laying on the floor for days and he could have eaten it anytime.
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 10:59 PM

It's more convenient if it's gathered in one place and he likes to annoy you?

Do you shoot the squirrels with a pellet gun?
Posted By: buggs

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 11:30 PM

I have never shot a squirrel.

What time is it in Buffalo, New York?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 11:33 PM

6;33 pm

Have you eaten bison?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/08 11:34 PM

Yes, and it's not that bad.

Have you ever eaten an ostrich egg omlet? (I wish I had)
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/08 04:00 AM

No, but I've eaten ostrich. And it doesn't taste like chicken (it's a sweet red meat).




What's your favorite movie of all time and why?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/08 05:45 PM

Gone With the Wind...it tells the story of the South back in the day, good lessons learned, and Clark Gable is h-o-t-t!!

Have you ever done any extreme sports?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/10/08 04:56 AM

No.





Should marijuana be legalized for medicinal purposes?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/10/08 05:08 AM

Absolutely.



Should it be legalized for other purposes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/10/08 06:07 PM

Yes, and it would probably be taxed to high heaven.




Why am I not surprised by the false positive on the 99 Cent Only store pregnacy test?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/10/08 06:32 PM

Am I gonna be a auntie???????????????????

When is it gonna warm up???
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 02:37 AM

August, I think.






Country, Classic Rock, or R&B - what's your favorite style of music?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:09 PM

Classic jazz.

Don't you just love email!???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:10 PM

sure, it's my favorite! (insert sarcasm here)


did you ever have an eyelash that bent the wrong way for some reason and it was slowly driving you insane?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:13 PM

Yes, and it keeps sticking in your eye but you can't seem to pull the offensive one out...

Do you pull your cat's tail?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:16 PM

i do pull my cats' tails. they love it.


thank cod it's monday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:17 PM

Never...

Are you closed on Prez's Day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:19 PM

YAY!!! we are!!!!

are you going anywhere fun on vacation this year?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:19 PM

To the beach and I can't wait!

Are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 01:28 PM

there is a chance i'll be going to ireland around christmastime.

are the drinks stronger at the beach?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 02:52 PM

Only if I'm making them.




Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 03:09 PM

5 more minutes



where do cob-webs come from?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 03:23 PM

spiders butts, right?

Have you ever been bitten by a spider?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 03:25 PM

Yep, I am allergic.

Does your head hurt?
Posted By: Kronott

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Detroit Lion
Yep, I am allergic.

Does your head hurt?


Constantly, going on 8 months now.


Are more scared of death or losing your mind?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 03:59 PM

I am not afraid of death - pain in death, maybe but not death because death for me is new life in heaven. Don't want to lose my mind but not really afraid of that either.

Do you sleep with a weapon of any sort within reach?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 05:13 PM

Does a shoe count?

Do you give money to beggars?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 05:25 PM

A shoe might work but MACE is better.

I have, I even brought one home once when I was a teenager. I took him home on the bus from downtown Minneapolis. My dad discreetly fed him and sent him on his way. LIke mother, like son. My son did this, too.

Where are your children?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 05:27 PM

Oldest son and wife live in San Francisco, youngest son, wife and grandbaby live on Illinois side of St Louis.


Do you stay home from work with a cold?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 05:52 PM

No, but neither does anyone else in our office.


Have you been sick already this year?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 05:58 PM

I was sick Friday...

Do you get headaches?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:09 PM

not normally, but ever since the girlfriend started getting migraines I have been having sympathy headaches


How much will you give me for this ::points at one size 13 air jordan circa 1997::
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:12 PM

How about zip?!

Did you have lunch yet?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:30 PM

Well I went to lunch but I didn't have lunch.

Do you remember Rebox pumps?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:37 PM

Nope.

Do you remember Candies?
Posted By: Ravenskye

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:39 PM

yes, had a pair of white, green, and black ones for volleyball


chicken terriyaki or lemon pepper chicken?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:40 PM

terriyaki

Chicken or beef?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:41 PM

Beef

Chinese or Mexican food?
Posted By: Ravenskye

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 06:56 PM

Mexican


Which is generally sexier: a guy with long hair or bald?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 07:01 PM

Bald is better than grunge.

Grey hair or no hair?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 07:49 PM

oohh no hair...I like bald!!

would you ever marry for money only?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 07:50 PM

Why not... did the love thing already...

Did you ever wonder if your parents fooled around on each other?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:04 PM

Not till my sister told me my dad did Like I needed to know that


Did you ever hear your parents argue when they thought you were asleep?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:18 PM

Yes, then they took to arguing in front of us. It actually had a positive effect on their relationship because they could show their children that arguing was healthly and involved us in their lives. Yeah, sounds odd but we're from Ohio and drank well water.



Would you leave the love of your life if you knew that s/he would be stricken with a debilitating disease that would ultimately take their lives, to save yourself the pain of losing that person?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:21 PM

I don't think so.


Hello, hello, hello is there anybody in there?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:35 PM

::wondering why ops is knocking on the oil tank::


why do people buy cans of air?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:51 PM

Spaceballs, man! Spaceballs!


What kind of dog should I get when I get a dog?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:52 PM

To make the hole in the Ozone larger for bigger, better air to come in from space (sheesh...everyone knows that Kitten).

Facial hair, or not?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
To make the hole in the Ozone larger for bigger, better air to come in from space (sheesh...everyone knows that Kitten).

Facial hair, or not?


my bad...

i don't have facial hair!!!! what are you trying to say!?!?!



do you like this color?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 08:57 PM

Sure.

Are you lonesome tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 09:03 PM

Yep.

Valentine's plans?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 09:22 PM

The SO will be out of town, and I'll open a bottle of vodka to celebrate, er I mean console myself.



Are you craving a fruit smoothy right about now?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 09:40 PM

now that you mention it... yes


Do you know any back door beauty's?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 10:04 PM

errr...no

why must BB have avi's that make me hungry???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 10:13 PM

Because bacon makes everyone happy!



What's the one thing you'd not do for money?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 10:17 PM

say no


Why are people such idiots?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 10:25 PM

Because they spent too much time locked in the basement or a broom closet.




How excited are you about the Harry Potter themed amusement park?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/11/08 11:52 PM

THERE'S A HARRY POTTER THEMED AMUSEMENT PARK???

(This is both my answer and my question )
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 01:54 AM

Yes, chica!!! You can check it here work safe.


Why have I been getting strange looks from everyone I excitedly tell I received the New Kids On The Block greatest hits CD from my mom? I mean, what's so unusual about that?!?!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 04:28 AM

Trust me, it's unusual (and I know unusual...actually that's kinda messed up and creepy. Sorry dude...)

Why am I so excited to go to work tomorrow and plop a freakin' 5" BSA audit on the EIC's desk (she said I was "meticulous," is that a good quality to look for in a man?) and know that they'll be gone Thursday? Unless they lied and they'll be back for a fifth week. You don't think examiners lie, do you? I think I asked three questions....
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 11:36 AM

FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 02:58 PM

Yes, examiners lie.



Should I feel a sense of accomplishment that I've done something that creeps out, of all people, Lil'Freak?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:26 PM

H3ll yeah!!!!!!


Do you leave the water running while you brush your teeth? (assuming you brush your teeth)
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:30 PM

that's a funny question, actually. i once worked with a guy who "brushed his teeth" while in the shower - by holding his mouth open and letting the water hit it.

why do only the annoying songs come on when you're trying to distract yourself from real work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:48 PM

Because you should really be working.

Have you ever sat on a jury for a murder trial?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:52 PM

Yes. Very interesting...but not a pleasant experience.


Why does the word "duty" make me laugh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:53 PM

yes, and we convicted the guy only to have a mistrial declared because one of the jurors was seen talking to the victim's family in the hallway

Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:55 PM

ms. B is always to fast for me !!!!

duty makes you laugh, you have a duty of care and loyalty to the mods dear! is that funny? hmph!

why does Ms. B scare the silly boys?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 03:58 PM

idk...i'm harmless!


Why do the Mods have that "funny" smell?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 04:10 PM

What smell?

(Q & A at the same time...)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 04:11 PM

Because you forgot to "burp" the Tupperware.





Why is it Mel only calls me when she wants me to make her a cheesecake?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 04:26 PM

DQ...I'm not sure. I think it's a cross between "leather" and "new car".

BB...because you make the best cheesecake west of the Mississippi!


Where have all the cowboys gone?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 04:54 PM

Australia

If it's no good being married to Cary Grant, who is it good being married to?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 05:08 PM

Clint Eastwood.

Do you like Westerns or Crime Dramas?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 05:09 PM

Clooney!!!

BB- Will you please give me your number so I can cal and ask you to make me Cheesecake?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 05:11 PM

does a bear do you know what in the woods my Queen? of course the answer is a good cowboy movie!

Sense and Sensibility or Emma?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 05:16 PM

Oooh, toughie, I will say both.

History or science?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 05:31 PM

History

Math or English?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 06:29 PM

English

Handwritten or typed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 06:35 PM

Typed.




Do you really want to know what goes on in your neighborhood?


(And DetroitLion, I'll be visiting my family in September. If I remember, I'll bake you a cheesecake and drop it off at your office.)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 06:43 PM

Yes... we have some wackos across the street, I would love to be a fly on their wall...

BB, do you have family in Jersey, cuz I love cheesecake?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 06:48 PM

DQ, no family in NJ.


Do you have family in AZ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 06:53 PM

Only X...

Have you ever been to Bora Bora?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:13 PM

No, but I'd like to.

It's snowing outside - can we go home yet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:22 PM

Yes we can......

BB Please, will ya??? (I'll meet ya at Sauders)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:29 PM

I think it's very possible.


Which kind would you rather have: mint chocolate swirl with Thin Mints crust, white chocolate with raspberry sauce, or regular with pecan sandie crust and pecan-caramel sauce?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:30 PM

OH MINT PLEASE!!!!!


Sorry was that to excited??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:32 PM

Not at all DL!

BB - coming to PA any time soon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:38 PM

Sorry Pooh (The Bear). But I may be in the Grand Rapids area.




Isn't is a wonderful day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:45 PM

Yes it is! It's finally snowing!!!

What are you having for dinner?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:47 PM

garlic chicken pizza

Hmmm…do you think this needs lotion?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:48 PM

Ew... Yes it does...

(Did you see that thing on lil freak that needs lotion?)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:50 PM

Don't want to!

Can we get him some lotion QUICKLY?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:53 PM

Thanks you two for alerting everyone. It is highly contagious....

Should we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 07:54 PM

Yes

Is it weird that I was just considering that very same thing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:00 PM

Not at all...let's sell all our stuff and live like a gypsy.


Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:01 PM

it's because you are near.

why would i put butter on your butt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:02 PM

Reduce the friction.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:03 PM

no reason....

do you floss?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:05 PM

Daily. (only have 1 tooth...so it's a quick routine)


Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:05 PM

it won't be when the swelling goes down.


what is a round tuit?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:09 PM

Something I'm getting to.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:11 PM

disable the carburator.


why isn't sugar spelled "s-h-u-g-e-r"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:14 PM

Who says it can't be? Go for it!


Can I pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:17 PM

Absolutely, Wimpee!

Is Mighty Mouse on his way to save the day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:17 PM

since today is tuesday, sure!

why is coke brown?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:18 PM

Because you cooked it too long.




Don't tacos sound good right about now?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:20 PM

Only if your TIGC.


Why can't I get a good cole slaw?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:31 PM

there's no such thing.

what makes brussels sprout?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:38 PM

brussel porn



Do you like peas?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:39 PM

NO!!


do you like asparagus?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:40 PM

Home grown, sugar or snap!

How about Lima Beans?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:45 PM

Butter beans are better.

flowers or vegetables?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:46 PM

As a present, or to eat (Q & A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:47 PM

Presents = Flowers; Eating = Veggies

Or should that be reversed?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:51 PM

reverse it.

do you need gas?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:52 PM

Not in my book - - unless you get one of those ediable flower arrangements made from vegies


fruit or vegie as a snack?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:53 PM

fruit.

could BOL *be* any slower???????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:55 PM

Unfortunately, I think they could.

A bottle of Red or a bottle of White?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:56 PM

depends upon your appetite tonight.


box or bottle?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 08:58 PM

To copy your answer - depends on your appetite tonight.

Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:00 PM

billy joel - no question.


bacon or sausage?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:02 PM

BACON! absolutely.


Turkey or Chicken?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:03 PM

chicken

GROWING flowers or vegetables?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:04 PM

We do both.

Fruits or Nuts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:08 PM

nuts


real or artificial?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:19 PM

au naturel of course

oak or pecan?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:19 PM

oak.

in these shoes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:19 PM

real (are we still talking flowers?)



books or magazines?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:22 PM

(i was talking christmas trees...)

books.

do you like these pants?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:24 PM

I love those pants...in fact...I think they're mine!


platinum or gold?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:25 PM



gold.


pierced or clip?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:27 PM

clip...so 90's

why do nice guys always finish last?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:30 PM

Not with me!


Do they with you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:32 PM

No, they usually finish first.



How can you just fall asleep?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:34 PM

i find it real........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



is santana great?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:34 PM

hydrocodone

does a bacon have a birthday? and is it soon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:43 PM

Yes...I smell a "bacon birthday" very soon!



How should we celebrate?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:44 PM

with bacon, of course!!!


is it cold out?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:45 PM

by bouncing for joy of course!

I wonder how Bacon Boy celebrates?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:46 PM

ask him.

pale, do you specifically ignore my posts or is it just a coincidence, every time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:51 PM



kitten, you beat me every time and you know it!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:52 PM

PR didn't follow the rules.

What's the question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:56 PM

hmph!!!!!!!..........

the question is why does BOL take Kitten's posts before mine when I have obvious pull?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:58 PM

You need to be "quick on the draw"...and obviously you're not.


Can I go ahead and leave now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 09:59 PM

not 4 o'clock yet! so no!

is it sunny in Austin right now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 10:01 PM

Not a cloud in the sky in Austin!


Is it sunny in Aggieland?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 10:12 PM

beautiful and sunny!

Does it ever rain in Southern California?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 10:21 PM

I'm sure it does, because it rains here in the Valley.




Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 10:36 PM

No, but it's almost Wednesday

bath or shower?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 10:48 PM

Shower.




Any special plans for VD?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 11:05 PM

VD I have an audit meeting at 7AM and choral practice at 7PM Sort of takes care of that day!!

You have plans?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 11:07 PM

Nope, I'm not a fan of VD.

Does anyone watch the Cash Cab?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/08 11:22 PM

Once in a while, but I prefer watching Charmed.


Aren't geeks the best lovers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 01:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Cowboys Fan
Nope, I'm not a fan of VD.

Does anyone watch the Cash Cab?




I'm addicted to the Cash Cab!!!

BB...I would have to say yes!


Do you actually watch the commercials or do you flip channels when a commercial comes on?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 01:29 AM

I kind of like commercials. They're the only good thing on TV anymore.

While growing up, what was your dream job?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:59 AM

Being a teacher. Or a travel agent.




Do you believe in human cloning?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:39 AM

Yes. How else am I going to live to 40?




Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 11:53 AM

Wouldn't rule it out.

Will BaconBoy have a Happy Birthday?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 01:32 PM

Yes - as long as he gets lots and lots of bacon!

What type of plastic surgery would you have done?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 01:39 PM

Maybe a boob lift...

Do you like East Indian food?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:30 PM

yes, the hotter the better!

Do you like all those Vietnamese soup restaurants?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:35 PM

Yep.


How about Thai food?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:42 PM

Thai food is yummy.


Do you like sushi?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:45 PM

Nah, cannot do the raw fishie thingie...

Do you like beans?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:45 PM

I love, love! sushi!! I could eat it all day.

And refried beans are the bomb.




How many children are too many? I mean, could you really take care of 16 children????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:46 PM

One is plenty for me.

Why would anyone want 16 children?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:57 PM

Because they're just freakin' insane!


What color are your eyes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 02:58 PM

Brown.




Have you ever eaten a grasshopper?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:02 PM

Not on purpose.


Have you ever tricked somebody into eating something that you knew they would have not otherwise eaten if they had known what it was?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:03 PM

No - but my son has (for money of course).

Have you ever tried 'sweet breads'?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:36 PM

Nope, can eat organ meats... of any kind.

Have you ever swallowed a gnat and it got stuck in teh back of your throat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:43 PM

Yes! I hate it when that happens. Maybe I should keep my mouth shut more often.


Should I try to accomplish world peace today or just shoot for completing an audit that's due by the end of the day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:49 PM

I'd shoot for world peace - the audit can wait.


Have you ever grilled lobster?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:54 PM

Yeah, don't over cook it or it will get dry and tough.

Do you like New England or Manhattan clam chowder?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 03:59 PM

New England.



Isn't she the saddest person you've ever seen?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:05 PM

Why yes she is.

Why can't I think of another question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:07 PM

you have your mind on things of pleasure that are unquestionable

when will this thread end?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:09 PM

It will never end!!!! Muuuuwwwaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

(yes...my mind is always on "other things")


Why can't my office be outside??? (it's beautiful here today)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:09 PM

the 12th of never


Is it lunch-time yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:14 PM

yes, and it is on the patio, to be followed by a siesta!

Ain't spring grand?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:16 PM

But spring ain't sprung!


What are you having for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:20 PM

(Hope this doesn't get me into trouble)

Mexican -

How can we afford lunch at $10 a day!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:24 PM

dollar menu


Maybe I should have mexican for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:28 PM

Abuelos!!!!!!!!!!

(not that I have even been there)

Does anyone have a cafeteria on site?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:31 PM

Yes we do...(but I wouldn't let my worst enemy eat there).


What is the population of your city?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:46 PM

According to the 2000 Census, 3,251,576. But it's estimated to be more like 4,005,684 now.



Wouldn't you love to have Mexican every day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 04:46 PM

12,840, nice little town...

Our cafeteria is subsidized by our company, is yours?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:22 PM

Nope.


Do you ever get that feeling that you're being watched but there's nobody else around?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:25 PM

All the time, so quit looking over my shoulder.





When was the last time you cleaned your keyboard/mouse?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:29 PM

About 8 months ago.

Why isn't my mouse black so it wouldn't show dirt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:39 PM

So you can see just how "dirty" you are.


Why are the lights around here so bright??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:53 PM

because your eyes are dilated.


will the lake at the end of my driveway safe to drive on?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 05:56 PM

Let me send Debbie out to drive on it first, then you'll know for certain.



Why is it, when checking on a stop payment with another bank, do I have to be given three different phone numbers and placed on hold to wait for the account manager? I mean, really. It's just a stop payment!
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:03 PM

Because you called a bank the employs less than intelligent people


Why is the sun so nice on a cold winter day?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:03 PM

Because you called a bank the employs less than intelligent people


Why is the sun so nice on a cold winter day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:19 PM

corkygirl, you seem to have a case of the AGs.

Because the sun reminds us that there are warmer days ahead, and its reflection off the snow is brilliant.


Have you ever had a sandwich made of peanut butter and marshmallow spread?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:22 PM

he\\ yeah! fluff rocks!!!


is it going to stop raining?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 06:34 PM

Yes; it may take 40 days and 40 nights, but it will eventually stop....

Don’t you just hate it when you’re too full and you get indigestion and you burp and you taste throw up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 07:21 PM

Not always. Some times when that happens I taste vodka and smile.




Does anyone else think of Blondie when you see those bumper stickers that say something about "In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 07:43 PM

Yep...Blondie comes to mind.


Would you like to be a blonde?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 07:55 PM

I actually was, once.


Are you a people watcher?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 08:15 PM

Definitely...I love to "watch".


If you had to do without one, would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:26 PM

hearing; I could not do without all the beautiful people in view

how about touch vs. taste?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:40 PM

Touch, I love the taste of way too many foods


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:45 PM

Somewhere coastal, close to the mountains, rural, yet close to the city life. Don't know where that is yet.

How often do you go on a vacation?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:48 PM

Once a year, if that.



Who keeps missing the urinal?!?! Come on, guys; aim into the bowl.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:50 PM

Sorry...I was standing back too far....

Deep inside your soul is there a hole you don’t want us to see?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:52 PM

Yes.


Would the "Soul Patrol" be able to help?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 09:56 PM

Highly unlikely. I hear they make horribly weak cocktails.




If a friend has gone out of fashion, should you drop them like last summer's Prada?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:10 PM

Possibly...but donate them to a charity if you do.


Why can't everybody just get off the roads when it's time for me to leave work!!!!!????????
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:12 PM

That would upset the ditch cleaners.

Do you like black eyeglasses?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:18 PM

Depends. If it's the rims, yes. But if it's the lenses, no. How you supposed to see?!?


Do you find it easier to do the work for them rather then explaining how to mail merge?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:19 PM

yes, but I prefer round tortoise shell

super glue or tape to repair glasses?
Posted By: trail hiker

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:22 PM

super glue.

It's usually easier to do something yourself that teach them how to do it themselves but in the long run it's better to teach.

Why are you called PALE rider and sometimes HUGE rider?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:23 PM

bubble gum


If it says I should be wearing glasses on my driver's license...should I be wearing them when I drive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:26 PM

not if I am in the car with you

(and trail - Huge is an insult by _X_)

what else should you lose when driving?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:34 PM

My feather duster, Dyson attachments, my cell phone flask filled with vodka and the neighbor's pet chicken.



Are you cold?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:38 PM

Nope - nice and cozy!

Have you had a good B'day B-Boy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:42 PM

Yes, thanks for asking. I should be heading out of here in about 30-40 minutes.


Wouldn't it make more sense to have our moms celebrate on our birthdays? Don't get me wrong, but I just managed to survive another year (and I do like the party) but she actually did the hard work.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/08 10:50 PM

B-Boy - As a mom - YES! what a nice thought. I have a friend who gets flowers every year on her son's birthday from her DIL.


Is anyone else having flooding rains?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 01:01 AM

Not here, just too darn much snow!!


Why is there nothing good on TV on Wednesday night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 03:54 AM

There's the local access cable channel that I'm on, but that's another story and probably wouldn't be considered good television...

Am I getting old when I go to Target and see roses and VD candy and wonder why they're not on sale by now (this happened Tuesday and I didn't realize until today that VD is tomorrow)?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:55 AM

No, it probably means you're too busy!




Did you get lots of valentine's in elementary school or were you the one who's box was empty?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:58 AM

We had to give one to each person in class.

Does your S.O. wait until Valentine's stuff is on sale before they purchase?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 05:00 AM

No - but I do.





Have you ever met a movie star?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 05:27 AM

Yes - Linda Evans in Paris.

Have you ever been to Spain?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 01:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Yes - Linda Evans in Paris.

Have you ever been to Spain?




no


do you wish we had more choices to our smilies? (like an eye roll smiley or a stick tongue out smiley?)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 01:48 PM

That would be great - I'd love to stick my tongue out at some of these guys :-p

Think there should be a Coolie V-Day Cocktail Lounge today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 01:55 PM

there should definitely be a coolie v-day bar. that serves red drinks and red food. (and beer with red labels.)


would you like to get it started pooh?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:04 PM

Sure!

Will you be my first customer today Kitten?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:06 PM

of course i will!!!


who else thinks coffee is a gift from cod?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:09 PM

Actually, I think it's a gift from the Mayans.



Anyone else refusing to wear any red today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:12 PM

i usually wear red, but i recently got my colors done, and it's a bad color for me. so i dressed up instead.


isn't sun wonderful?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Actually, I think it's a gift from the Mayans.



Anyone else refusing to wear any red today?



Red Today - but I refuse to wear green for St. Patricks Day.

Kitten - Yes, Sun is wonderful.

Did you ever know a kitten that didn't like to cuddle up in the sun?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 02:16 PM

i love to do that!!

what happened to the v-day lounge????


(nevermind. i found it!)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 03:01 PM

you answered yourself....


What color do Smurfs turn when you choke them???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 03:06 PM

they turn orange.


should i have a headache already?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 03:24 PM

Only if you were drinking with me last night.

Don't you just LOVE Etta James' "At Last"?

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 03:54 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Only if you were drinking with me last night.

Don't you just LOVE Etta James' "At Last"?



love love love etta james' "at last".


should i invest in an iphone?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:22 PM

I would wait until the "new and improved" version comes out...but yes...they are WAY COOL!


I wonder how many people will be getting flowers today here at work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:24 PM

None here, and that's groovy.


Should I have sent more than 2 dozen roses and a box of chocolates to my SO's hotel room in Columbus, OH?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:30 PM

No way...that's plenty!!


Why is it when you're sick, your snot is almost fluorescent green?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:33 PM

'Cuz those little bacteria are some colorful buggers! (pun intended)


Why can't we all just leave at noon today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:35 PM

you can! go ahead!! (btw, when are the new iphones coming out??)


what's the best thing for chapped lips?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:44 PM

Lard, so eating a couple tamales should help.



Have you ever eaten a Lebanese dish that's raw lamb? It's very nice, but I can't remember the name of it.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 04:46 PM

Burt's Bees Wax or Carmex are my faves.


Why are people looking at me funny when I burst out laughing after something I've read in the Cooler?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 05:53 PM

It has nothing to do with the cooler.

Do you eat lunch at your desk while pretending to work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 05:54 PM

No, but I did just eat a bagel and pretended to listen to Debbie.



Any big plans for the 3-day weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 05:57 PM

I forgot about the 3 day weekend.

I am going shopping, and you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 06:07 PM

Taking a pole dancing class and having a little party.



What meat would you never eat raw?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 06:13 PM

Human

Chocolates or flowers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 06:17 PM

flowers.

Beef or chicken?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 06:20 PM

Lobster

Love or sex?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 06:25 PM

both.

Bean soup or chicken soup?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:00 PM

Chicken soup.

Is this a good question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:04 PM

no, its too open ended and esoteric

does your chili have more than one kind of bean?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:09 PM

Not usually.

Do you ever eat a hamburger with a fork?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:13 PM

yes, especially smothered in chili

can you wait until we get to eat our meals with a straw?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:14 PM

Yes, yesterday...


Can I take two breaks today since one was with the external auditor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:36 PM

go ahead, you can have two 7.5 minute breaks

when does baseball start?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:40 PM

When they finish their training season.



What is that outside by the pillar?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:44 PM

An alien.


(I can't WAIT for baseball season to start!!)


Is this weekend a 3-day weekend for you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:47 PM

yes, say the word and we will make it a 4 day weekend

So, when is Millard Fillmore's birthday - he was a president too?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:50 PM

January 7th.

Shouldn't we have that day off as well??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:52 PM

ooh, that works 1/7/08 was a Monday! so lets take next Tuesday off as well

When is Dick Cheney's birthday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 07:55 PM

January 30, 1941



If you're rolling like thunder under the covers, do you really have the blues?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 08:00 PM

I don't think so.

Do you think that Cheney's birthday should be declared National Disaster Day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 08:02 PM

touche, my dear, touche

but no, that would be both the Clinton's birthdates

What would Monica's birthday be known for celebrating?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 08:03 PM

Yes...and everyone should be required to wear neon-orange hunting apparel that day.


Why do some people raise their voice when they are sharing information when the person is right next to them?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 08:20 PM

PR, that would be Groundhog's Day. Oh wait, wrong furry mammel.

Ms. B, it's because they're arrogant knuckleheads who need a swift kick in the knees from behind.




Could this da be any longer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:34 PM

It COULD be...but I'd have to start killin' people if it was!



Are you doing anything tonight?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:37 PM

I don't know, hopefully it will be a surprise!!

What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for your S.O?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:42 PM

(no point in saying...my post would be "moderated" and promptly deleted)


So...right back at ya'...what's the sweetest thing you've ever done for your S.O.?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:45 PM

Broke up over the phone. Oh wait, that's the sweetest thing I've done for myself.




Why does my goatee smell like soy sauce?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:47 PM

Ewwwwwwww....BB! That's just......ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


How often do you shave?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 09:49 PM

My back? Never! I prefer the comparison to the missing link.




How much bacon is enough for a hamburger?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:19 PM

This is a trick question. The answer is, how much bacon can you fit on the bun. Basically, there's never enough.





How do you interact with the homeless in your city?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:22 PM

Does interact mean avoid? If so, I interact wonderfully.






Is ketchup and/or mustard a vegetable?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:32 PM

Only when it's used in great quantities over hotdogs, brats or other forms of processed poo.





Would you ever sponsor someone from another country to live in your house with you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:41 PM

There are some Russian mail order brides I wouldn't mind sponsoring. But alas, my wife isn't in to that. Perhaps I could swap her.





Have you ever had secret stadium sauce?
(this may only be available in the midwest and particularly WI, but your comment about brats made me think of it, it's best on there)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:55 PM

Never heard of it.

Can you send me some? Oh wait, is this something I should be accepting from you??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/08 10:59 PM

You can accept it from me, so long as you take your penicillin.





Would someone please pull my finger?! I'm dying here!
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:15 AM

Not if there's a match nearby.





Would you have fired Omarosa?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 11:43 AM

I dunno, didn't watch the show.

What day of the week do you get paid?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 12:28 PM

The 15th and the 30, no matter what 'day of the week' they land on

Does your paycheck last long enough?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 02:46 PM

Nope, but that's more my fault. No wait--it's Bush's fault for encouraging me to spend my $$.




Do you think constantly correcting children teaches them to do something right or damages their self esteem?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 02:52 PM

I think it depends on what you're correcting them on and how you go about it. If you're telling a kid he or she is fat, I'd say that's damaging. If you correct a kid when he or she says, "me have to go to the bathroom," I think it's necessary.


Are you the gatekeeper?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 02:56 PM

I am the HUGE Gatekeeper!

Are you in line at the gate?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 03:08 PM

Yea, I cut in front of a bunch of people. I think their mad!

Do you dread coming to work some mornings because of some people you work w/?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 03:10 PM

PR: Only if Gozer is at the end of it.
sadie: One word: Debbie


Is there an actor that you refuse to watch?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 03:11 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Do you dread coming to work some mornings because of some people you work w/?


YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

How much do you hate having to get up for work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 03:54 PM

Lots and lots.

Do you have a long commute?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:07 PM

20 minutes...that's 15 minuntes too long!



Today is Friday, it's a 3-day weekend, AND it's payday!!! Could it get any better than this?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:09 PM

I truly don't think it could.




Should I feel bad about having such a fun time in my SO's absence?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:24 PM

No way.

Why is you so absent?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:32 PM

swine are so absent minded, especially in the desert heat.

Why do auditors have such a bad reputation?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:39 PM

Cause we are mean

Do you hate Auditors?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 04:49 PM

I love auditors, especially if they love Lions!

Anybody get a Pajamagram or Vermont teddy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 05:17 PM

No, but I'm thinking of a stripogram for President's Day.



Why is cheese so good?!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 05:49 PM

'cuz cheese aims to please....

Why does my wife insist on moving the coffee grinder to obscure locations in the pantry? How am I supposed to grind my beans (which brings up another question; do you find the phrase “grind my beans” slightly amusing)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 05:51 PM

1. I don't know.
2. I don't know.
3. Not amusing in the least...

Why did you pick your screen name?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 05:53 PM

I'm called a freak so much that sometimes I think it's my real name.

Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you’ve had?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 06:10 PM

Right now, you are in my way.

How about me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 06:15 PM

You're just fine!


Do you start your vacation a day early, in that you arrive to work but are just barely going through the motions and making stupid mistakes that others have to fix, just because your mind was focusing on what you and "Sweetheart" were going to do over your 4-day weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 07:44 PM

I would rather you be in my way then next to me with the way you are weilding that scepter

Will it be spring this weekend?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 08:12 PM

Nope, I'm sorry not until March 20th. *hurry up*

Are you as excited about baseball season as I am???
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 08:19 PM

Nope, but it'll give us something new to talk about.

Are you as excited about football season as I am?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 08:53 PM

That depends on how excited you are.


Are you destined for greatness?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 09:01 PM

:looks behind himself:

Where did my destiny go? since I can't find it I guess it wasn't great --

Are you destined for outrageous joy?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 09:02 PM

I think I used to date outrageous Joy...
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 09:12 PM

I bet you did.

Was her first name Almond?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 09:14 PM

No, her first name was Unspeakable

Is you first name Delight?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 10:15 PM

No, but I can tell you that groove is in the heart.





Good gravy! Does that guy spend half his day smoking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 10:22 PM

Yes I do, and the other half of day missing the urnial

Do they still use the term metrosexual, or do they just call ‘em manginas?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 10:40 PM

It's still metrosexual.

Would you Lysol every surface down if someone came in saying they have the flu?
Posted By: Hoosierland

Re: A Question.... - 02/15/08 10:53 PM

Absolutely. Had a teller come in to work one time who had pink eye. . .and we used so much Lysol, that branch had never been cleaner!

Ever had both an FDIC exam and your external audit going on simultaneously?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/08 04:25 AM

No




Do you always wash your hands after using the rest room?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/08 01:59 PM

Always



Does it bother you to use the bathroom at work when someone else is in there?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/08 02:13 PM

Why yes it does. I prefer to wait until they are out. Then I'm extra careful.




Do you like garlic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/08 02:57 PM

it makes italian food yummy, no?

Which pepper is the best for cooking?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:35 AM

Probably depends on what you're cooking.





Have you had Lasik?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 11:33 AM

No.

Do you wear glasses?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 12:53 PM

yep


did you have a long weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 12:54 PM

Yep.

Would you be worried if your 12 yr old didn't answer his phone and was home alone or would you think he is still sleeping?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 12:58 PM

at this hour, still sleeping.


do you know the muffin man?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:12 PM

Nope.

(my son just called, he just overslept... whew)

What is your favorite kind of muffin?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:18 PM

lemon poppyseed. YUM!!!


do you like cheesecake?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:26 PM

I LOVE cheesecake!

Plain or fruit topped?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:27 PM

fruit topped - blueberries!!!

what's for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:27 PM

I dunno yet...

Would you eat soup for breakfast? (I did)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:29 PM

i think i would.


would you eat salad for breakfast? (i have)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:33 PM

Sure.

Do you like breakfast foods?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:34 PM

i ♥ breakfast foods.


what's your favorite breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:35 PM

Eggplant Parm...


Yours?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 01:53 PM

belgian waffle with blueberries and a sprinkle of powdered sugar.

(eggplant parm?? really?? for breakfast?? wow.)


why are there no decent movies out?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:09 PM

why do women look at me like a piece of meat?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:29 PM

Maybe they're hungry for fresh meat. *eyes Gozer*

Why can't we move to 4-day work weeks?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:34 PM

Because we are destined to be petty worker-bees.

How do you like your steak cooked: rare, med, well?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:42 PM

medium rare... (who's the new meat in the cooler?? ::eyeing gozer::)


have you ever tried the salads from mcdonalds?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:42 PM

DQ: Medium rare.
kitten: Never. If I'm eating McDonalds I don't want something resembling healthy food.


Isn't crab-topped blue nose trout just the bestest?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:45 PM

i've never tried it, but it sounds yummy!


where's your pink pig with the heart, bb?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:53 PM

He ate it...

When is the next bank holiday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:57 PM

way out there in May, almost June

should we pull out of the market ?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:58 PM

well, yeah, if you want to get to your next destination.



do you call it a market or a grocery store?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 02:59 PM

Grocery store.



Do you want me to put up the ♥ pig, kitten? It should have been up for VD.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:02 PM

you don't have to, but i think that one is my favorite. it's very cute.


have you tried the blackberry pomegranate yogurt from yoplait? (YUM!!!)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:11 PM

No, but I'll likely give it a shot.




Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night because you thought someone turned on a light but it was just two red forms floating above your bed looking down at you, and you thought, 'I wonder what they want this time?'?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:13 PM

YAY!!! thank you bb.

and that hasn't happened to me since i left rehab.


have you ever been walking down the street and thought someone was watching you, but it turned out that it was just the dog?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:17 PM

Yes, and it's been hounding me ever since. No matter how many times I tell it to leave me alone, it's still there.



Do you ever want to just scream?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:18 PM

more times that i want to admit.


do you ever want to lock yourself in your house and not come out until winter was over?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:18 PM

All the time...


Do you sometimes just want to stay in bed all day and hide?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:20 PM

nope, too painful on the back

can you play more than 4 online poker games at once?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:32 PM

I've never tried but I bet I could.


Why don't people like freckles.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:36 PM

I am sure they are beautiful on you, just not LL

Isn't it great that facial hair can hide warts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:55 PM

Totally. It's the only way I can go outside without my mask on.




Do you think some celebrities should just be forgotten?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 03:58 PM

cod, yes!!!!


do you think some celebrities are thrilled that others are hogging the spotlight - so they can go about their business in relative peace?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:00 PM

yes, like mods they should only be heard and seen infrequently

Isn't $500 too much to pay a lawn service for a spring cleanup?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:03 PM

It depends.. how hot are they, what are they wearing, and will jell-o wrestling be involved?

Is the ocean too cold to swim in in Florida in early April?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:19 PM

compared to lake Superior on the hottest day in August, it would be like swimming in bath water

when is St. Paty's day?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:21 PM

March 17th, right? I think they're celebrating it March 14th in Savannah, though.

Why to ex-boyfriends have a tendency to pop up randomly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:26 PM

Because you have the power to make them "pop-UP"!

Why do the same people schedule meetings and then show up late to their own meeting EVERY DAMN TIME???????????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:28 PM

Ops: Because they're like bad pennies--just when you think you've gotten rid of them, they make a return.

Ms. B: Because they were too busy stopping off at the bar for a bloody mary.




Why does everyone want to be Irish on St. Pat's day, but the rest of the year treat us like red-headed stepchildren?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:33 PM

It's kinda like everyone has Native American in them and when you ask what kind it's always Cherokee. Like that was the only tribe.

Do you have Native American in you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:36 PM

Yep. Somewhere.. Seminole, I'd guess, seeing that part of my family is 100% Floridiot.

Sadie.. you live in Georgia.. of course everyone's gonna assume Cherokee.


What's your least favorite state?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:38 PM

North Dakota

My wife leaves Thursday for four days in Austin; will someone please keep an eye on her so she doesn’t get into trouble (again)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 04:46 PM

Afraid I can't help there. Now, if she comes to Phx I'll help you out.



Did you ever watch Twin Peaks back in the day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:21 PM

Never heard of it...

Did you ever watch "Mad About You"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:32 PM

Yes, I loved that show!

((This is for Twin Peaks.))


Do you laugh out loud about blonde jokes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:44 PM

Only when there are blondes present...

Did you have lunch yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:50 PM

ham sammie.


did lil freak give his wife the fax machine for valentine's day? and was it a hit?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 05:58 PM

Hooked it up Saturday (it was a hit). I'll have to leave it on tomorrow so I can fax her a mushy letter on her day off.

Why won't my left eyelid stop twitching? It's been going on for two days....
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:04 PM

it could be the powder from the toner cartridge from the fax machine that you got in your eye...



do you look like your avi?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:08 PM

Yeah, except my ears aren't as pointy

Is it too late to save me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:10 PM

you don't need saving. you're perfect as you are.



will it ever stop snowing?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:12 PM

Nope. Blame global warming.

Do you have any vacation plans for this year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:12 PM

It hasn't even started snowing.



Do you fix tags that are sticking out of other people's shirts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:15 PM

ops: i did - to go to ireland - but that's off now.
bb: i do fix tags.


are you celebrating the 29th this month?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:16 PM

Yes...shirts...pants...underwear...I fix them all!


Do you like green beer?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:17 PM

Sure, any reason to have a party

What were Mike and Carol thinking when they took along the children, Alice and the pets on their honeymoon?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:19 PM

in truth, mike was gay and carol was a lesbian and they got married as a way to fit in with society. people were not as accepting back then. the whole crew went on the honeymoon in order to make it less awkward.


is it time for a cocktail?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:23 PM

It is 5 PM somewhere, go ahead.

What is your favorite color?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:29 PM

Drumbeat red. It's the color of our living room.



Can I come party with you for the 29th?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:30 PM

How did you know that we are going out on the 29th? (answered your question with a question...)

(BTW, my LR is a drumbeat red, too.. how weird?)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:30 PM

sure. it's gonna be fun!


do you bite your fingernails?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:31 PM

Nope.

Do you shave your back?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:33 PM

you say that like it's a bad thing....


do you bite your toenails?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:38 PM

I hate to admit, yes I do. After a shower. I know:



What's something you've admitted to that you wish you could take back?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:41 PM

I'll never admit to admitting it!

Are you good at parallel parking?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 06:46 PM

Actually, yes. (better than my hubby for sure )


Are you?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:01 PM

Fruit, chocolate, caramel topped; I'm equal opportunity.

Ever think of going into the private sector?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:13 PM

And leave the wonderful world of banking? Never!

A question from my George Carlin calendar: Who would you want on your side in a bar fight? Arnold, Seymour, Jasper, and Percy? Or Nitro, Hacksaw, Rhino, and Skull?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:18 PM

I'd rather have you, LF. You're an awfully scary guy, and I'd just give ya a tequila IV before the fight.


Can I borrow your calculator?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:19 PM

As long as you don't touch my stapler.

Do you need calc tape, too?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:47 PM

No...but I could use some duct tape.

Got any other ideas on how to silence a noisy co-worker?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 07:47 PM

DQ: No, thanks.

Ms B: We have a dunk tank in the building, and a load of rope and lead weights.


Did you know you can use thermal ATM paper to blot away shine from your face?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:03 PM

I thought that was those toilet seat covers???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:05 PM

huh, there are still thermal fax machines in use today? and the au de toilet covers are wax paper aren't they?

do you hit the flush handle with your fingers or your boot?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:08 PM

boot or shoe, always.

Are you right handed or left handed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:22 PM

Left handed

(and the seat covers work, too)



Do you look for other uses to office supplies, that aren't their intended use?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:26 PM

yeah, paper clips are good as toothpicks, especially with the gaps I have

What else can you do with that easy button by staples?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 08:27 PM

WHOOMP.

Will things get better, old man?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:11 PM

they gotta, we are going nowhere but up!

How many freckles do you have on your torso?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:17 PM

Never actually counted them but not too many



What did you have for lunch today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:19 PM

PB sandwich and Jamba Juice (Strawberries Wild)

Aren't Jamba Juice places the best for health drinks?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:21 PM

That's what my oldest son says but I don't have one nearby so I can't 'test that theory'

So, are you saying that my ice tea I drank for lunch might not be healthy??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:23 PM

well maybe it would be ok if its "green" tea, but not the black!

how many different colored teas are there?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:26 PM

it's ok if its black too. Not ok if you put a ton full of sugar in it.

All pretty kinds.



What's your sign?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:32 PM

Scorpio

Why does the dog insist on puking on the rug? And when you try to chase him outside, he just runs to the next rug and throws up? Our house has hardwood floors, so the ratio of rug to wood is maybe 35%....
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:35 PM

I don't know, better a rug than under the bed.



Do you like ice cream in the winter?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:45 PM

yes, gotta have my mint chocolate chip, but it makes me cough in cold weather

Does anyone make popcorn on the stove anymore?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:49 PM

Only Jiffy Pop (can’t make it in the micro)

Another question from my George Carlin calendar: Guys, which women would you rather run into when you’re out drinking: Lillian, Priscilla, and Judith? Or Trixie, Bubbles, and Candy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:56 PM

The second group.



Why can't people figure out how to complete a CTR?!?!?!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 09:59 PM

It's easier to tell the customers how to avoid having a CTR filed on them. I consider that a public service.




Who's hotter: Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Marilyn Monroe or a gorilla in an evening gown?

Or, is it too close to call?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 10:09 PM

Curious George - hands down


C'mon, they still don't make Jiffy Pop?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 10:26 PM

Yes they do. It appeals to the campers who don't take microwaves/generators with them.



Have you ever wanted to dress up as a gorilla and hang out at the park, jumping out of trees and swinging on the swing set?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 10:45 PM

nope, I would be afraid someone would shoot me

Would you look good in a scarf, see through that is?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/19/08 11:52 PM

You bet 'cuz I'm cuter than a Care Bear riding a unicorn down a rainbow.

Is “jack” and “diddly-squat” roughly the same amount?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 02:31 AM

Absolutely.





Does your bank provide Blackberries?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 11:37 AM

To some - the rest of us get dingleberries.

Do you like your boss?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 11:56 AM

Love him, he's the best.

Do you like your co-workers?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 12:43 PM

some of them.


are you going to watch the eclipse tonight?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 01:06 PM

What eclipse, I thought there was a full moon???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 01:07 PM

there is going to be a full moon. you just won't be able to see it for a while.


what is in my eye?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 01:11 PM

An eyelash, I bet.

(I found info on the lunar eclipse: http://www.mreclipse.com/Special/LEprimer.html
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/LEmono/TLE2008Feb21/TLE2008Feb21.html

It is past my bedtime... )

Will you see it from where you are???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 01:30 PM

it's supposed to be visible starting around 9:30 with the moon turning red, and full blockage by 10:45. that's the story anyway.


why am i hungry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 02:00 PM

Because the window you are licking isn't very filling...

If you were a cat, what sort of cat would you be?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 03:20 PM

Puss in Boots.


Why on earth would they plant trees with thorns downtown? You know someone's going to pull off a branch and smack people with it?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 04:06 PM

they are enviromentally friendly when used as a defensive weapon, especially if you are Puss in Boots

why do fereners get to ignore parking restrictions?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 04:16 PM

Because they are guests in your city.

Is it still a clue if the detectives never find it?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 04:47 PM

I would think so.. I just think it would make the detectives sucky.


Should I run away and join the circus?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 04:54 PM

please don't, I am afraid of clowns and you wouldn't look good up on that highwire

Who would recommend a job in banking to the next generation?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 04:58 PM

Well, it's better than McDonalds or Wal-Mart

If you get your neighbor's mail delivered with yours by mistake, is it wrong to look at the magazines/catalogs before you return it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:01 PM

I wouldn't.

What do you like to do for fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:03 PM

nope, its not first class so go ahead, but I still get the mail for the previous owner after 4 years, and I throw it all in the trash, even the first class!

What is the "living" wage in your town? (here it is $19 for a family of 4)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
I wouldn't.

What do you like to do for fun?


oh bother Ms. B! you always beat me
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:09 PM

And you love it.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:12 PM

you young girls know me too well!!!

now what I do for fun, hmmm - I flirt with the BOL ladies

what do you do for exercise?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:17 PM

Elliptical trainer and lift weights

Have you ever been cleaning the house—down on your hands and knees dusting the coffee table—and smelled something poopy, so you check out the rug and figure it’s must be residual, locked-in odor from the last “accident” and you’d better remember to douse the rug with Carpet Fresh, and then you get out the canister vacuum cleaner (which is like dragging around a dead pig on a leash, but that’s a whole ‘nother story) and you scoot the recliner back so you can vacuum behind it, but then you discover the source of the stinky odor ‘cuz that’s where the dog hid when he had diarrhea and there’s a big spattered mess back there that looks like someone dumped a can of refried beans on the floor, so then you get out a whole role of paper towels and floor cleaner and you’re hoping that the mess didn’t eat through the finish on the hardwood floors ‘cuz it’s starting to dry so it must have been there for at least 24 hours or more (like you’re some sort of CSI investigator trying to pinpoint the time of the incident), and all the time you’re scraping and scooping you’re gagging and wondering why the wife couldn’t smell it when she was sitting in the recliner last night?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:20 PM

can we meet you- you seem like fun and crazy mixed.




What instrument would you like to play? (drums for me)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:21 PM

tmi Freak tmi - no I can't say I have experienced that emotion

wouldn't it be great to pull up all the old carpet and start over?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:42 PM

Only if you can find the right color.

What color tile does your bathroom have?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:45 PM

I bet Freaky's is a pea yellow, prolly didn't start out that way

:makes a mad dash for the exit:

how can anyone paint the living room red?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:47 PM

We did, it is very warm and vibrant, also very stylish this season...Everyone who sees say "wow, it is sooo dramatic!"

Why wouldn't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 05:53 PM

hmmm, warm - vibrant - stylish - dramatic -

I am none of those things but need to be!

:heads off to the Behr paint factory for that red special:

Doesn't it take forever to get that Italian stucco look with the spackle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 06:30 PM

I think that would depend on the size of the wall(s) you're trying to cover.

What part of the fish do they use for fish sticks?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 06:33 PM

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.



Why aren't there more Long John Silver's around? I have to drive almost 5 miles to the closest one!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 06:59 PM

I used to love them.

How come there are no more Roy Rogers in the NE?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:14 PM

Just a guess that Roy Rogers is a restaurant.. I'm guessing cause the food sucks?


Does that fact that I don't care if other people have insurance make me cold-hearted?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:22 PM

Yes, a cold hearted biotch...

(RR's made the best hot roast beef sandwiches, AArby's cannot compare)

Do you get headaches?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:25 PM

now that I smoke, I get them more often.

Have you been sick this year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:26 PM

No, but I also don't really have hangovers either.



How best to deal with a coworker who constantly turns the AC up and freezes others out?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:28 PM

Yes...just last month. Felt like I had been hit by a mac-truck!

Do you stop and ask for directions or just drive around until you figure it out?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:46 PM

drive, its a man thing - women really need to stop because their sense of direction does not work


Do they still make paper Mapscoes for the big cities?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 07:53 PM

What is a Mapscoes? (I am too young, probably)...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 08:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What is a Mapscoes? (I am too young, probably)...


Apparently Pale is remembering the maps used by pony express riders when he had his first route....


What were you thinking?!?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 08:05 PM

*sniffles* sorry.. i guess i wasn't.


Do you think you and your SO will stay together?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 08:09 PM

More than likely, just because we're both too lazy to put effort into another relationship.


Do you some times quote from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 08:12 PM

I'm more likely to quote Big Top Pee-Wee.


What does MickaLickaHiMickaHineyHo mean?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 08:13 PM

I hate to admit it...but yes...I do! *does the Pee Wee tequila dance*


If you could sit down with anyone in history, who would it be and what would you ask/say to them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:24 PM

LL of course, and I would want to know what in the world was she thinking?

If you could work next to any BOL poster, who would it be and why?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:27 PM

Good question, PR.. Obviously I already work beside Sadie..

I'd either choose BB because he's so funny, PR because he's my favorite mod, or TICG because I like to flirt. Or KMS cause she's my girl, & I like to argue. I could pick a couple more, I'm sure.



Have you met any BOLers?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:31 PM

Yes

Have you had "discussions" with any BOLers?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:40 PM

Sure.


Can you believe it's already Thursday?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:40 PM

Wait.. already ALMOST Thursday..
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:44 PM

Yes, either way but you should have deleted that my young freckly friend!

Can you believe its tax season?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:47 PM

Nope. (Sorry Pale.. being lazy. Next time I'll be more careful. )


Have you already filed your taxes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 09:49 PM

Filed them Sunday and should have the refund next Friday.

Where has your innocence gone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 10:15 PM

Bouncing off clouds with Tori Amos.




Before the invention of the lightbulb, did people draw images of bonfires over people's heads when they had a bright idea?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/08 11:52 PM

Hmmm...never actually thought about it before, but that makes perfect sense to me.

Speaking of perfect sense, ain't Sean Hannity the BEST?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 12:13 AM

Depends on what one considers him to be the best at. If it's having a bad hair style, then YES!




What color would you not wear?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 12:54 AM

I don't think there's a color I wouldn't wear.. what's not meant for everyday wear could definately be meant for Halloween or something.


What is the one luxury you would never, ever want to live without? (Mine's TP!)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 01:10 AM

My kitchen - been there, done that, don't want to go back.

If you could be a part of a legendary rock band, which one would you choose?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:26 AM

Can't think of a rock band, but I'd go with any of the 60's trios or quartets. They were awesome.



Can you sew buttons back onto your clothes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:56 AM

Yes -

Can't You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 11:56 AM

I can... but I usually send anything requiring a stitch to the tailor's... lazy.

Do you iron your clothes or send them to the cleaner's?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 01:38 PM

iron them. Good God!




Did you see the eclipse last night? It was cool!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:15 PM

It was cloudy.

Did the moon look orangy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:22 PM

According to my brother.. he called it a Vols moon.


Have you ever seen the space shuttle lift off?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:28 PM

Yes.

Have you ever been interviewed by the FBI?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:38 PM

yes

what was the longest jail time you have done?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:48 PM

The longest I was imprisoned was when I was doing an article about CCNO in Northwest Ohio. I didn't have direct contact with the inmates, and quite frankly was content with that arrangement.


Does your home have cast iron pipes that are no longer draining effectively?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:53 PM

nope, my home is only 15 years old, but tree roots love those cast iron pipes

Do you refuse to get the low flow thrones?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:55 PM

Low flow thrones are ineffective, you have to flush twice so what is the point?

Did you ever get hit by a car?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 02:56 PM

Nope.

Is it lame that I get excited when BB talks about where I live (NW Ohio not CCNO)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:14 PM

Not at all! I love knowing that someone out there will totally know what I'm talking about when I discuss/reference my birth place.




Was anyone else's view of the lunar eclipse blocked by rain clouds?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:14 PM

Pretty much.

Why is the "Golden" Gate Bridge "red"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:15 PM

Better visibility.



Have you ever fallen down stairs because someone took out the stairs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:24 PM

no way, thats some major renovation!

Is your house a money pit?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:24 PM

No, but I have fallen down the stairs... often... my family calls me "Grace"...

What do you take for a headache?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:26 PM

I try and stay away from pills.




Do you think mustard and peanut butter would taste great together?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:26 PM

Ibuprofen.

What are you allergic to?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:35 PM

comb-overs.

What are you allergic to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:36 PM

For a headache, I take two bloody marys.

pjs, I think that would be good on a soft pretzel.

I'm allergic to stupid coworkers.




Can you sleep in an unmade bed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:37 PM

No

How often do you change your sheets?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:41 PM

every other day.


how often do you wash your jeans?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:41 PM

why would you change the sheets?

how often can you where the same pair of jeans between washings?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:41 PM

ooh, me and the kitten have espn
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:41 PM

duh, pale. i just asked that.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:45 PM

get out of my mind!
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:49 PM

Why? I hear it is so roomy!


Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:52 PM

You're right...it's a scary place!

Can you wear jeans to work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:52 PM

hmph!!!!

me thinks you are cheered up enough now!

why, because my head has grown so big with pride it has room for two

are we having fun yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:53 PM

why yes Ms. B

does you dress code include appropriate underthings?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:54 PM

No. I have a headache.

Did you ever hit a deer?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:55 PM

Nope, but my husband did when I was in the truck. That's a funny story I won't get into.


What was the last animal you hit?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 03:56 PM

My ex-husband...

are you going out for lunch or eating in?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:00 PM

I'm planning on eating in but it depends upon if my sandwich is frozen when I since I left it in the car this morning and it's about 11 degrees outside


Why is it the day I decided to make my 'branch visit', it's a particularly quiet day here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:00 PM

out dear; and ooh that must have been some husband you had!

anyone going out for dinner tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:00 PM

Going to my pal's daycare. Hopefully the kids aren't rowdy today.

What are you planning to eat for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:00 PM

neener neener Beth, i beat you!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:01 PM

Going out for lunch.

Is it my computer or BOL that is SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS!!!!??????
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:02 PM

I think it's your computer.. it's going just fine for me.


Know anywhere that takes husband donations?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:05 PM

Only if he's trained.

Are you donating your hubby?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:05 PM

The USMC???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:07 PM

I volunteer as a replacement, can I do that?

does the salvation army take those kind of donations?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:12 PM

Not sure...but I think they take just about anything.


Where are my glasses?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:13 PM

are they on one of those things that hang around your neck? you would look good in those - I love teacher outfits

where are my dentures?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:15 PM

They're in your mouth, silly.

Why won't my FIL get dentures?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:16 PM

No..they don't hang around my neck. And I rarely wear them if I can help it (only wear them when I want to "see").

You must have left them in the glass on your nightstand by the bed. Just don't smile today.

Do you shave every day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 04:44 PM

Pretty much. On the weekends I'll not shave unless I'm going to a special event or court.




Have you ever had to forge your own signature, because you forgot to sign something 6 months ago and your sig has changed a little?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:27 PM

no, but I forge my hubbys' sig every week and my daughters every other week.





What are you doing today?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:31 PM

HMDA and CRA Filings.



Why is it so boring around here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:32 PM

compiling ways we have changed communities in Texas since 2003 for a congressional hearing - what a waste of time!

spring has sprung, no? (its going to be 70 this weekend)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:34 PM

No, major snowstorm tomorrow.

Do you like the smell of hyacinths?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:35 PM

stop - no its not Spring in Ohio- stop making me jealous.

- its boring here?- where is all the humor?
- at your place?- well look at what you're working on!



What are you reading?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
No, major snowstorm tomorrow.

Do you like the smell of hyacinths?


we are due for some more snow and freezing rain tomorrow! UGH!

Yes I do like that smell!

Do you grow flowers?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:39 PM

I grow flowers in pots on my balcony (condo owner) and have a miniture rose plant in my office that looks great, just no roses!!


What is your favorite flower to grow?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:40 PM

I think the Queen grows poppies

are you growing anything right now besides huge weeds?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:43 PM

I grow flowers in pots on my balcony (condo owner) and have a miniture rose plant in my office that looks great, just no roses!!


What is your favorite flower to grow?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:46 PM

no fair corky you posting twice around me!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 05:54 PM

Originally Posted By: corkygirl
I grow flowers in pots on my balcony (condo owner) and have a miniture rose plant in my office that looks great, just no roses!!


What is your favorite flower to grow?



Lillies! I love them! I have lots.


What is a hobby of yours?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:03 PM

reading posts in the cooler and getting to know crazy people

the world is a sad place sometimes isn't it?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:04 PM

Yessir.

What's something people would be surprised to know about you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:07 PM

That I am really a loner.

How about you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:19 PM

That some in my family thought I was going down the wrong road and was out of control because I pierce my navel in college (twice) and didn't keep it hidden from my family. I futher shocked them by having my nips pierced.



Are you facing restrictions on you BOL time?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:23 PM

Not really

Why do people answer their cell phone while they're driving and then tell you they can't talk now because they're driving?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:25 PM

LOL @ Becka!

Does your state have a no-cell while driving law?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:25 PM

Yes

Does anyone follow the no cell while driving law?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:29 PM

Only those who don't have cell phones.

Did I royally screw up?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:42 PM

It depends on what you did.

Do you own any rental property?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:45 PM

Yes, one townhouse with grad students, one my ex lives in.



When will the RE market come back?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:46 PM

Heck no!

Why am I so excited that today is my Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:51 PM

Originally Posted By: MB Guy
Yes, one townhouse with grad students, one my ex lives in.



When will the RE market come back?


in 2009 or 2010

Why is Rizzy so excited?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:52 PM

IDK! My BFF ROse!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:55 PM

you could have texted that to me!

no one ever texts me ;(
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:55 PM

I forgot all about that Harry!!!

::runs to her phone::
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 06:59 PM

Wizzin, you are not following the rule!

Why isn't Wizzin folloing the thread rules?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:01 PM

she is a typical spoiled female! (just like the Queens)

:runs out of the cooler:

Why are women so ready to confront us poor boys?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:07 PM

It's in their nature.



Have you ever received a text message at work and thought it was safe to open only to discover that you should have been in the privacy of your own home...or at least the downstairs bathroom...before opening it?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:10 PM

yes! It was totally unexpected from my daughter.
She heard about it too.
It was disgusting I might add.


PR! You're a baby that's why.
Humph, I'd text ya but must be only special people have your phone #. humph!!!



Do you drive fast?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:11 PM

Depends on if I'm in a hurry.

Most miles you've driven in a day.. how many & where to?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:11 PM

Always.

Do you have any points on your license?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:18 PM

no, and I'd like to keep it that way.




Do you like black?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:24 PM

Ops: I think it was almost 600 miles when I drove from OH on my way to AZ. It's been a while, but I think I stayed the night at a rest stop in MO, along with a 40 of hooch.

pjs: If I was still drinking coffee, perhaps.



Would you ever move back home?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:45 PM

Sure, why not? (na na nah na nah na)
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:47 PM

If I had no where to go, most definately.

Have you ever saw To Wong Foo?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:49 PM

I guess not.. but I've seen Egg Foo Yung.. or something like that.


How do you like your eggs?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:50 PM

Sunny side up and soft.

How can a vacation seem like work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 07:55 PM

Because we're often in the work-trap that prevents us from ever really escaping our jobs.


Have you ever roasted a duck and thought, "How can so much fat come out of something so small?"
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:22 PM

i had a similar thought when i changed my 1st diaper.

are you a pinball wizard?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:30 PM

no I have no patience






Do you eat squirrel, rabbit, duck?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:32 PM

Nope, although I've had rabbit and duck. I don't like them.


Did you go to college?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:34 PM

yes.


do goats sweat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:37 PM

I guess, but living in the city I've never encountered a goat.

Why does asparagus make my urine smell like
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 08:53 PM

you aren't eating it right.

did mrs. freak like your love letter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:05 PM

Hey K, thanks for the suggestion about faxing a love letter to my wife. She was having a bad day yesterday and it really cheered her up (bonus points for me!)

What am I going to do being single for 4 days while my wife is in Austin....?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:07 PM

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

Does your wife need any companionship in Austin?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:10 PM

Probably not, but who knows...she is 9 years older than me and likes young meat.

Why is my mind a blank right now (maybe 'cuz I took the day off and started drinking early....)?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:18 PM

Hey Freak, I'm in Austin, not drinking...yet.

What are you going to do to keep the girls coming home?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:18 PM

too much fresh air, i'm guessing.
(congrats on the brownie points, freak. )



why does the phrase "psychotic fish looking for chum" make me laugh?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
What are you going to do to keep the girls coming home?


Got naked in a tanning bed today (no tan lines)

psychotic fish looking for chum probably makes you laugh just like the phrase "grind my beans" makes me laugh...

Why am I so happy the dogs haven't puked, pooped or shredded the house yet?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:28 PM

it's the "yet" - you know it's coming.

if you left in someone's fridge a homemade apple crumb pie from scratch, crust and all, to say thank you, would you be ticked off if they said nothing to you about it, least of all that they got it?

(wow, i really used WAY too many commas in that )
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:29 PM

Because it happens so rarely.



When should you just give up on pets?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:31 PM

I'd be ticked off (unless it just got shoved to the back of the fridge and misplaced)

Never give up on pets.

Do you put deodorant on your feet?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:34 PM

Nope. But I do lotion, paraffin wax dip, pumice .. all the fru-fru stuff.. just do it all at home instead of paying someone to do it.

How did you decide on your career?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:36 PM

Started as a temp here and never left....

Who wants to post some ridiculous answer in the “serious” threads just to see which guru has a kitten-fit first?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:37 PM

i CHOSE this?

do you read entertainment mags?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:42 PM

I did when I worked at a supermarket bank.... I'd borrow mags off of the shelves.


Who's the hottest star you can think of?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:43 PM

Me

Would you pose naked for a magazine?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:44 PM

hard to say, ops. it depends on the role.

freak - will that do? (the obama thread)

bailey - yep i read 'em.


why is water tasteless?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:44 PM

Heck no.

Would you consent to someone taking nude pictures of ya for his/her own use?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:44 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Me

NO, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE EITHER COSTNER OR TRAVOLTA

Would you pose naked for a magazine?


LORD NO!!

Would you?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:45 PM

Yes

Are you starting a magazine?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:47 PM

Heck yeah!

What is your favorite part of yourself? (Personality does't count for [censored].)
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:52 PM

My stunningly handsome face

Are you hot?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:52 PM

Ain't touching that one (oh, too late...guess I already had today)!

How's the weather in Austin today?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:56 PM

Beautiful.

What was the last thing you should NOT of said or written?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 09:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
Beautiful.

What was the last thing you should NOT of said or written?


Was "beautiful" the answer to "Are you hot?" or "How's the weather?"

I don't regret anything I say or write
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:00 PM

I think beautiful was referring to the weather.

Did you notice that we registered at BOL on nearly the same date (FREAKY!)?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:05 PM

And BOL was never the same...

Cindy McCain or Michelle Obama?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:08 PM


It's all pink on the inside

I have a choice?

Can you hold on a minute...? I hafta pee....
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:10 PM

You could select both, or Bill Clinton, diversity is ok.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:34 PM

Can I say Chelsea? I've always wanted to know what it would be like to be with a macho Clinton. (Hil is just too butch for me.)



Doesn't it just burn you when someone is going the wrong way down a one-way street and expects you to move over for them???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:48 PM

yeah, but I don't like the alternative

When was the last time you got a warning rather than a ticket?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:49 PM

No ticket or warning for years!!


Do you 'always' drive the spead limit?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:52 PM

never, limit plus 7 is the slowest I go

are those radar detectors acturate?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:53 PM

95% of the time, yes. But When I'm driving to Jerome/Tucson/Mexico, I tend to have a lead foot. I attribute it to the time I spend driving and wanting it to be over as soon as possible.


Have you ever met someone and not really cared for them, then learned the more you got to know them that they really were great and changed your opinion about them?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 10:55 PM

Yep, and it always surprises me.

Have you ever met someone you liked right away but after you got to know them better, you didn't like them at all?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/08 11:11 PM

Sadly, yes. And it happened to someone I once considered my best friend.



Have you ever had to chose between a friend and a lover?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:59 AM

Not lately.

What color shoes do you have on today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 12:46 PM

purple suede.


are you thrilled it's friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 12:49 PM

Absolutely... my son is off from school today due to the snow... I am at work...

Have you ever sky-dived?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 12:55 PM

no. i kinda want to though


do you wear lipstick?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 01:24 PM

Yes. Saucy Sangria

If you do, what color is it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 02:47 PM

Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love" guitar clone red.



Have you ever sat in on a meeting another company was having in a public lobby and asked, "But what does this all really mean for the company?"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 02:58 PM

No, but that sounds like a great idea.

Have you ever pretended your were deaf?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:02 PM

no, but i have pretended i wasn't me when i ran into someone from high school that i didn't like.



how often do you cut your toenails?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:07 PM

About every 10 days.



Have you ever pretended you were too drunk to talk to someone from college because you remembered how much of a scoad they were, and said, "I have to go right now. I'm about to vom."?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:11 PM

No, (that's bad... ).

Did you ever plagiarize when you were in college?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:15 PM

Not to my knowledge. (does that count?)

Is anyone else taking a 1/2 day off today to go play in this beautiful "65-degree-not-a-cloud-in-the-sky" weather!?!?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:16 PM

I don't know, we are in the middle of a blizzard... but we might be sent home early.

Did you every intentionally fishtail in the snow for the thrill of it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 03:41 PM

Trophy Donuts in the parking lots!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come its cloudy and cold here and sunny 100 miles to the west?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:17 PM

Sure wish I knew, PR.


Why the heck do they call this the Valley of the Sun when it's been overcast so much this year?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:19 PM

Just wait until August...

How many times a day do you whack your head when you’re under your desk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:20 PM

none.

why are you under my desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:22 PM

I dropped my Tootsie Roll. Sorry.


Does you bank have dishes of candy in the lobby, and it seems to invite the strangest people to come in and take a handful?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:31 PM

Yes, and we do get some freaks (I should know). We also get weirdos at the annual meetings who stuff cookies in their pockets.

How many years has it been since you’ve thrown up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:37 PM

Just over 3 years.

When was the last time you went to the doctor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:42 PM

that depends on what kind of doc we are discussing here: witch, MD, DVM, DO, etc etc

why do pet meds cost more than people prescrips?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:45 PM

'Cuz they know you'll shell out plenty for Fluffy.

Why do I only get phone calls when I’m in the bathroom? I gotta go now and I bet I'll have a message when I return.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 04:46 PM

Because they have to be tested on humans to make sure they'll work on animals.



Why do I find the Brady Bunch movie to be so funny?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:02 PM

Because you always knew that Jan heard voices and the movie confirms that fact. Also, it’s kinda funny watching Marcia get bopped in the nose with the football (I have that picture hanging in my office over a Marcia Brady bobble-head—it’s kinda like a shrine on my credenza).

Why did I get 85 non-essential emails yesterday on my day off?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:05 PM

Because I was bored and just wanted you to know that I cared





Why did I spend 3/4 of my day yesterday arguing with idiots on the phone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:20 PM

I'm sorry. I had alot of questions about pineapples and horses.




How much is too much?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:27 PM

oh trust me... you'll know when its too much!



What are these "best things in life" that are supposedly free?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:37 PM

The things you get for free, but have to pay through the nose to hold on to.




Is it ever too late to apologize?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:41 PM

according to some hippie, drug crazed maggot infested rock group, yes it is

is it ever to late to grow up?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:50 PM

NEVER (I don’t wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid
There's a million toys at Toys 'R' Us that i can play with
There's video games and trucks and trains
it's the grestest toy store there is
I don't wanna grow up cause if i did
I couldn't be a Toys 'R' Us kid).


Tell me about the skeletons in your closet (open-ended question)…
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 05:53 PM

They're all that remains of former loved ones with whom we had one major disagreement. I thought the relationship was perfect; they thought we should see other people.




Is there a song that takes you instantly back to childhood?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 06:13 PM

Puff the Magic Dragon.

Why does my cat continue to throw up on the carpet, which there is little of, instead of the wood floors, which there is plenty of?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 06:16 PM

Because they aim for the surface that's closest to grass and the hardwood floors are too hard.

Have you ever thought: "I never knew just how wet I could get until that day my son pushed me in the pool while I was completely dressed"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 06:41 PM

Never thought that at all.

Why do your kids always want you to play in the freezing water(ocean/pool/etc) with them?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:06 PM

They've yet to achieve the higher brain functions that alert them to the rediculousness of swimming in cold waters.




Have you ever been camping under the stars and a cold breeze kicks up and you realize that if you didn't have a house to go back to, you'd be stuck camping under the stars and every time a cold breeze picked up you'd think, 'Why couldn't I just live in a house?'?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:09 PM

Nope, but I once randomly ended up sleeping in an onion field beside a church in Nashville because the campground I was supposed to stay at burned down the night before we went for a concert.


Don't you wish you had a weird onion field story?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:13 PM

I do! I just have weird corn field stories. Well, then there was that other time in the bean field. Ah, but the best would have been those eight time in the tomato field plus the 2 other times in the carrot field. But then I left Ohio and put down my hoe.


What's the most fun job you've ever had?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:23 PM

picking pickles when I was 10 years old, we made a $1 an hour; we had great rotten cucumber fights when the bosses weren't watching

whats the most forgetable job you have had?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
whats the most forgetable job you have had?


Well there was this chick in college who wouldn't, um, well.....nevermind.



If B.A. Barackus (Obama) flapped his ears hard enough, would he fly?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
picking pickles when I was 10 years old, we made a $1 an hour...


I would love to see what a pickle plant looks like.

I dunno about Michigan, but in Wisconsin, we picked and pickled cucumbers in order to get pickles.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:31 PM

yeah, right up there with the elephants and pigs

Who should I vote for on March 4?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:32 PM

Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
picking pickles when I was 10 years old, we made a $1 an hour...


I would love to see what a pickle plant looks like.

I dunno about Michigan, but in Wisconsin, we picked and pickled cucumbers in order to get pickles.


oh man, everybody knows pickles are just immature cukes - you are just being silly!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:37 PM

Vote for the candidate you favor most, because all too often we vote for the lesser of 2X evils.


Hom many umbrellas do you own?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:41 PM

One and a half.. The half is horribly mangled.

Do ya like sushi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 07:43 PM

Like it? I love sushi!! I could eat it every week, if not for the expense.



Isn't it just the most amazing thing, just how dark it can get in the absence of light?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:18 PM

Yeah, like when you’re in the restroom at work and someone turns the light off (talk about a cave!)

Grandma always said, “Who needs sex when you’ve got Velveeta?” What did she mean by that???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:19 PM

it has to do with those in the darkness loving the darkness, love is a very powerful thing you know --

Can you imagine swimming with whale sharks down at South Padre?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:37 PM

Because she never learned to enjoy sex, your grandmother equated the comfort and satisfaction of eating Velveeta with sex.

PR, whale sharks would be safe to swim with because they just eat plankton.





Do you think vampires tan by the light of the moon?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:41 PM

No, I think they pale.


Wooaa.. Wait a minute.. is Pale a vampire?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:49 PM

He does suck the fun out of things.

What's the last movie you saw?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:52 PM

(point, AE!!! )

i don't remember.



why does gum lose it's flavor?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:56 PM

The enzymes in your saliva interacting with the flavor crystals.

What does long lasting mean to you?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:57 PM

Because your teeth continue to break down the chemical compounds that compose the "flavor."


What good does a Degree in finance with a minor in organic chemistry and psychology do for job outlooks?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 08:59 PM

ae and dooby scare me a little.


why would you put peanut butter in a fannie pack?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:03 PM

Kitten hurt my feelings.

Who still uses fannie packs?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:04 PM

dooby does. i didn't mean to hurt your feelings, ae. you are just so smart i got scared.


why is bamboo lucky?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:05 PM

silly people who put green hats on cats




Why are rhymes so intereting?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:09 PM

if i knew what intereting meant, i could answer.


big plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:26 PM

skinning cats most of Saturday

Anyone taking Monday off?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:30 PM

Nope.

When ya takin vacation time?
Posted By: Kronott

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope.

When ya takin vacation time?


April I think

What should I do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:32 PM

I have to use all 5 weeks as play time on BOL, and that does not please Ms. Pale, let me tell ya!

do you heard north or south for vacation?
Posted By: Hoosierland

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:36 PM

Pale, I am "heard"-ing south this year. (Would this be like the "plan" mentioned in the Lost thread???)

Does anyone have exciting plans for the weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:41 PM

Nope--keeping things boring this weekend

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Who still uses fannie packs?


Is it still called a fannie pack if it's worn in the front?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 09:44 PM

yes, i think Kris Kross started that trend too






When does the amount of compensation you earn for a job reach a high enough level to deal with idiots all day long?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:15 PM

That probably wouldn't happen, as no amount of money is enough to deal with the idiots.





Isn't it really something how the tides follow the moon, but nothing really seems to follow the tides?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:20 PM

yes, but beware the Ides of March BB, for the stars are not aligned in our favor

Why can't they perfect a keyboard that will correct my spelling mistakes?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:25 PM

i think Dip was in charge of designing that



How can somebody get to the SVP level of any financial institution without a basic knowledge of percentages and simple algebraic formulas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:39 PM

hmph! Some of us don't do math!


whats an algae break formuler anyway?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:39 PM

Nepotism.

So, what do you suppose that guy with the shovel meant when he told me "I know where there's a hole I'd like to dig into."?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:40 PM

Nepotism.

So, what do you suppose that guy with the shovel meant when he told me "I know where there's a hole I'd like to dig into."?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 10:44 PM

I guess he is on his way to discover a shorter route to the Orient.

How many of us coolies are left this Friday afternoon?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:17 PM

Here (physically) for another 45 minutes.

What did you want your name to be when you were a kid?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:29 PM

Chris the Magnificent Goat Boy. I always wanted a goat when I was growing up, and all we had (besides dogs and cats) were chickens. Can you walk down the road with a chicken on a leash? No, I don't think so. Can you tie a chicken up to a tree and say 'Wait here, I just have to go down to Willie's and milk a cow. Then you'll have something nice to drink'? No, I don't think so. Can a chicken eat your homework? No, I don't think so. So while Josh and Chester both received goats for no other reason than raising them for 4-H, who do you think was just a little jealous?
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:33 PM

LET IT GO, BB, LET IT GO!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:33 PM

you forgot a question Chris

I don't know what to do now, but am sorry you had to raise eggland's best ------
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:43 PM

My question was: "Who do you think was just a little jealous?"

And Bones, :sticks out tongue: ! If you were just a scrawny country kid just trying to be someone different, maybe you'd have a little compassion when I think about the goat I'll never have.





♥ U!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:46 PM

Crud...when I posted I only had 45 minutes left I was off by a half hour. This is going to be a long afternoon.

Do you ever spontaneously start singing for no apparent reason?: "High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd. Lay-ee ode lay-ee ode lay-hee hoo. Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd: Lay-ee ode lay-ee ode-loo.”

Sorry Chris, guess you never got to sing that as a kid...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:49 PM



'Lil Freak, I'm shaking my finger at you punk!


No, I've not broken out into that song.



How much long until drinkin' time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:50 PM

There should always be a song in our heart, I just don't get the ones you sing Lil

Is there a beat in your skip as your roll merrily along?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:50 PM

one hour until the whistle blows

do you kids really drink that much?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/08 11:52 PM

Yup

How many beers will I consume this evening?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/08 12:17 AM

12

Did you miss me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/08 12:28 AM

Of course...just look at my tear-stained cheeks!

Why do they swab prisoners’ arms with alcohol before giving them lethal injections?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/08 12:33 AM

there could be a communtation after setting up the needle and before the cocktail flows - sure wouldn't want the convicted to end up with an infection

Can we miss someone on the internet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/08 01:36 AM

YOU better ole man!!


Does anyone else wanna poke out Dons Eyes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/08 01:07 AM

How do you know my first name and why do you wanna poke my eyes out? (although this isn't really the question)

I bought a pair of Pumas and the shoebox says "Average contents: 2." Does that mean some shoeboxes contain one shoe or maybe three?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/08 06:44 PM

That is plain ole weird, freak...

Why does my kid have to get sick on Mondays... it looks soooo bad... ??
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/08 09:56 PM

I think you have him well trained, especially whwn you are already asking this on Sunday.

Why can't the freaking snow just end for the season already?!?!?!?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 02:12 AM

cuz the plan is to make more people miserable with more snow.





why can't I just shut my mouth at times?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:23 AM

same reason I can't. It is just natural.

Why are the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so good?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:33 AM

'Cuz Johnny ROCKS (or maybe it's the monkey...I dunno).

Did your parents name you and your siblings with first names starting with the same letter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 12:06 PM

Nope.

(LOL at bbsgrant, he had a 102 fever, so I knew he'd have to be home today! )

Does your boss let you work from home?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:03 PM

yes he does. i ♥ "working from home".


did you know it is John's birthday today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:12 PM

John Burnett????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:13 PM

no, my friend john.

was that your question too?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:14 PM

Yep.

Do I know John?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:14 PM

nope. prolly not.


what kind of handbasket do you have?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:23 PM

sewing I guess.





How's your son doing DQ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 01:28 PM

Still feverish, probably strep. Going to the Drs later on. (Thanks pjs)

How are you feeling today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 02:44 PM

I should feel hung over, but I've been slowly replacing all the fluids in my body with vodka so I feel fine.



Is anyone else having a Leap Year party?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 02:46 PM

That just sounds like a reason to drink more vodka BB!

Is it summer time yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 02:54 PM

Close enough. I'm all red because I was working on a Habitat house this weekend and didn't apply sun block.



When do you know it's time to put down your dog?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 02:57 PM

When you get that gut feeling that the poor thing is in too much pain to handle the day to day activities it used to love.

Is your poor dog sick BB?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:05 PM

Yes, she seems to be having seizures and is foaming in the mouth.


Why do you think my friends find it odd that I know how to build a fire in the chiminea hot enough to incinerate bones?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:07 PM

Maybe it is rabies...

I don't think that a fire worthy of a crematorium should be a concern...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:12 PM

And your question???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:17 PM

Maybe it is rabies???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:29 PM

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.



Didn't you think Gael Garcia Bernal was amazing in "Bad Education"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 03:29 PM

Huh???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 04:23 PM

“Bad Education” is a foreign film about two young boys who find solace and love in one another’s company while cooped up in a religious school. Torn apart by a jealous priest who wants little Ignacio for his own, the two wind up forced to go their separate ways. Haven’t seen it yet ‘cuz sometimes subtitles can be distracting, but the movie did get excellent reviews.

Ever intend to back out of a parking space, but you unintentionally put the car in “drive” and then you think to yourself, “Dang, that’s what an old person would do?”
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 04:31 PM

Actually, I said that very thing just the other day about some goofball I saw trying to pull out of a parking spot. That must have been you!!!


Do you have spring fever like I do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 04:33 PM

Not really, but keep your distance--I don't want to catch that.


When at the bar, did you ever introduce yourself under a different name and then ran into that same person who called you by the fake name and end up having to explain why you lied in the first place (because your friend was like, 'Let's go make small talk and get a free drink out of this')?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 05:55 PM

Spring fever: YES! That and summer fever!

Never assumed an alias in a bar (sorry).

Don’t cha think eyebrows kinda look like caterpillars?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 05:58 PM

Sometimes.. and sometimes they look like those really fuzzy worms that come out in the fall by the millions when we're gonna have a really bad winter.

Want a puppy? She's a mutt, really cute, 6-8 weeks old, and named Ireland.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:02 PM

Nope, I am a cat person.

Do you give out fake phone numbers in bars so that peeps will leave you alone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:03 PM

Yes, please. Do you have a picture?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:04 PM

Yeah, I am right here.

Did you make up your by-line or did X make you do it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:05 PM

no, but that is just plain mean Queen!

so, are there any hot romances going on among BOLers yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:06 PM

Yeah, X and BaconbBoy sittin' in a tree...

Do you like to wear hats?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:07 PM

I'm working on a couple...

Are any cute female BOLers open for a romance?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:07 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Yes, please. Do you have a picture?


Yep, but I'm not driving to AZ to deliver!

Pale.. I'm betting on Xie and the Pig.

What's your favorite fruit??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:08 PM

Bananas...

Yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:12 PM

Watermelon.


Why are the fire fighters here?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:13 PM

Because of an alarm...

Do you smell smoke?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 06:23 PM

No, but they just wheeled a lady out on a stretcher.



Have you ever used the FBI's Top Ten most wanted as a dating service?

((and X didn't make me do it))
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:05 PM

No, but thanks for the idea...

Why am I crying?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:12 PM

Because you are laughing too hard.

Do you snort when you laugh?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:13 PM

Onky if i'm laughing really hard

Are women with really short hair less attractive then women with long to medium haircuts
?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:14 PM

I think it depends on the woman's facial structure.

A long faced woman with long hair would look a bit horsey, don't you think?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:18 PM

Get the oat bag!

Do you really think you should be eating that?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*
Onky if i'm laughing really hard

Are women with really short hair less attractive then women with long to medium haircuts
?


you'll be ok, sweetie.
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*
Onky if i'm laughing really hard

Are women with really short hair less attractive then women with long to medium haircuts
?


you'll be ok, sweetie.


LOL thanks bailey
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:35 PM

No, I shouldn't be eating this. I lost 8 lbs. on WW, and it works when you pay attention.



What would you do if you hit the lotto for a net of $135MM like that couple in GA?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:36 PM

hmmmm, I wonder how short Bailey's hair is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:37 PM

do the same thing the guy did, call work and turn in my notice

would $135 million ruin your life?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:42 PM

Shoot, I'm already ruined so give me the $135 million!

Should I have a warning label on my forehead?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:43 PM

If by ruin you mean buy all the bacon I want, pay hot chicks for sex and being able to run naked through a palacial estate, then yeah, it would ruin me.






Do you let your toenails get so long that people mistake them for talons when you wear sandals?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:45 PM

No, you should have it on a hat that you wear a lot.



Do you try to think up a new recipe to use all those Girl Scout cookies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
If by ruin you mean buy all the bacon I want, pay hot chicks for sex and being able to run naked through a palacial estate, then yeah, it would ruin me.






Do you let your toenails get so long that people mistake them for talons when you wear sandals?


No! Talons...are you serious!?


Have you ever had a pedicure?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:54 PM

No -- I have naturally pretty toes

Have you ever had your toes sucked?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 07:59 PM

Yes, but my feet are VERY VERY ticklish, so in the past it hasn't been something I could handle very well.


Are you ticklish?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:00 PM

Yes...as well as other things.


Have you?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Yes...as well as other things.


Have you?


I've sucked toes, but never have had mine sucked.

Want to be the first?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:13 PM

No thank ya.

Have you ever had a full body massage?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:13 PM

no thanks

where's the Queen?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:22 PM

Sitting behind you, I think.




Is anyone really surprised at LiLo winning the Razzie for Worst Actress in the Worst Movie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 08:25 PM

Nope, unfortunately

Which is selling more rags, LL or Jalo with her baby?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:00 PM

can I say I really don't care.





Ever spread peanut butter on your waffle?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:29 PM

Of course...





Ever spread peanut butter on your.................



































Hamburger?(for real, its delicious, with bacon bits )
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:35 PM

pb and cow? um, no thanks. :::ick:::

so if you were to pull into a super wal-mart on a sunday just after church services only to be passed by no less than four cops pulling out perplexed by the absense of any other car in the parking lot and seeing but a smattering of people waiting by the locked front door would you think -

a)uh oh. another gun-toting lunatic about, or bomb threat called, or the ".88" rollback signs have been stolen... better go to target.

OR

b)SWEET!!! the possibility of another gun-toting lunatic about or bomb hidden in the store or missing ".88" rollback signs has been sufficiently mitigated, and here i have a once in a lifetime opportunity to cruise wal-mart absent motorized carts blocking all the ailes and screaming kids/teens/parents/employees setting off a migraine! ah - i get the 2 for $11 dvd bin all to myself!!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:41 PM

b.)




When attending a circus, do you often catch yourself wondering why can't the motorcyclists in the steel ball crash just once?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:52 PM

Only every time, but I also hope for the high-wire walkers to fall. So, I'm kind of a cruel person that way.





Have you considered buying a maniquin to place in the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lane?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:57 PM

That's funny, I have thought about that. I've also thought about putting a dear head on the front of my car in hopes of warding off the live suicidal ones that stand in the road.





Which do you prefer, deer jerky, deer steaks, dear sausage, deer brats or ground up deer meat?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 09:57 PM

I thought about getting one of those "real dolls" to kill two birds with one stone







WOuld it be worth the money?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 10:02 PM

Peepers: Deer jerky!! We used to make it every year when I lived in Ohio.

3D: Totally! It would be the best date ever. And you could take her to the drive in and make out with her. Go for it!!





Why did 3D have to mention the PB bacon cheeseburger? Now I want one.
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 10:06 PM

Because I want to spread the joy that is the PB bacon Burger... it is the most surprisingly delicious creation in the world!





How much would you pay for one riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/08 10:14 PM

I believe they're $6.95 at Katz Deli, but that also comes with fries and a drink.




Do you spend more money eating out than you should?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:37 AM

Yes, and probably eat more, too.





What's the longest airplane flight you've taken (hours in the plane)?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:55 AM

Washington state to England (my first plane flight, newly married, storm all the way, the attendants had to be strapped down...not good). Wife tried to soothe me by saying, "Oh, this is nothing." And all I kept thinking was, "Who likes to fly? This is not fun at all."

Do you pirate DVDs and look at them when there's issues and think, "Dang...were the previous renters eating KFC and handling these things to get all those greasy finger prints on the disc?"
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 12:05 PM

LOL at Freak... We prefer to call them "backup copies"... And, no, I never wondered that.

Does your SO leave the cap off the toothpaste?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 01:06 PM

Never. Just his hair in the sink. ugh.




We have freezing rain, snow, and slush, and more to come. What do you have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 01:18 PM

Cloudy and cool... not very wintry, tho...

Did you eat breakfast today?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 01:25 PM

Just finished it!

Did you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 01:26 PM

Yessir.

How's the weather?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 02:17 PM

Beautiful...will be sunny and 65 today!


Will you be attending any meetings today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 02:40 PM

I sure hope not, but they tend to spring up like an unwanted munchkin.




Have you ever thought, "This dog is not my dog" even though it technically is, it's just she's done a complete 180 in personality/behavior?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 02:49 PM

Nope, only 'cause I have cats...

Did you ever hear anything about rubbing Vick's rub on the bottom of your feet to helpstop a cough???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:12 PM

Yes, and you can a tincture of lavender and vodka to help reduce a fever.




Do you have--or want to have--fruit-bearing trees in your yard?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:17 PM

I have an apple tree in my yard. The deer love them.

Have you ever grown a garden?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:19 PM

In Ohio, yes. But I haven't gotten around to in in AZ.





Would you ever keep a honey bee hive on your property?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:21 PM

I would. I kinda like putting on that "beekeeper outfit".


Have you ever taken honey and whiskey for a cold?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:26 PM

Sure.

Do you have a stomachache?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:34 PM

no.




What vowel are you today?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:38 PM

I feel like an "I" today.

Why does wine make you so sleepy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:43 PM

It's all chemical.

Metal roof or shingles?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:44 PM

It's the alcohol, grasshopper.

Do you have to make your bank's FACTA risk assessment?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:45 PM

Either concrete or terracotta tile first, then maybe metal (thinking of replacing my tile roof with metal; shingles don't hold up well in the FL sun.)


Working with co-workers on the FACT Act R/A.




What kind of sneakers do you prefer?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 03:54 PM

canvas low tops, skechers, no laces.

Do you have a child-proof letter opener because your boss thinks that you would be dangerous with a traditional one???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:01 PM

no can't say I have. Alth, my boss thinks I'm dangerous anyhow.







Do you fry your fish?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:02 PM

i think that was more of a confession than a question, dq!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:05 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
Do you fry your fish?


I don't eat fish.. can't hold seafood down!


How do you like your steak?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:09 PM

Rare

(LOL at my MAN bailey.! )

Baked potatoes or mashed potatoes?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:11 PM

baked





Do you like a salad bar?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:14 PM

No. People sneeze on it. Give me a Saladworks salad anyday.

Why does bottle water have variety of prices?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:22 PM

The packaging.

Do you drink water or soda?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:25 PM

To see how naive one is to buy water that's fresh from the city supply that comes out our faucet.



Why am I craving the buffet?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:27 PM

Because your BaconBoy.

What is the stupidest thing you've purchased?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:31 PM

Meat, BB, meat...

What should I make for dinner???
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:52 PM

Pizza


Are you my sunshine?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:56 PM

Your only sunshine.

Do you feeling like dancing?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 04:56 PM

Yes I am!!! Always

Does that make you nervous?!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:00 PM

No, because you move like the wind.

((And the stupidest thing I ever bought was the Beadazzler! Who knew rhinestonged thongs would hurt that much))



Are you adventurous when it comes to new restaurants/food?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:03 PM

Yes! I'll try anything once!


Will you eat something if it's looking back at you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:08 PM

hmmm, oh yeah, no question about it!

how come all those Thai food are 95% water?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:09 PM

As long as I don't have to skin it first. It makes for such dirty hands.

PR, it's so you don't dry out.



Would you eat in a soul food restaurant owned and operated by the whitest people you've ever seen?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:10 PM

so you can get your daily allowance.






what's a liberal?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:13 PM

<--- this guy

I'm allowed to have an extra 120/110 calories today, what should I have?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:14 PM

a power worshiper w/out power

are you a liberal?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
a power worshiper w/out power

are you a liberal?


See post above yours.

I'm allowed to have an extra 120/110 calories today, what should I have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:16 PM

How about a lite beer?
(Q & A at the same time...)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
As long as I don't have to skin it first. It makes for such dirty hands.

PR, it's so you don't dry out.



Would you eat in a soul food restaurant owned and operated by the whitest people you've ever seen?


I'd give it a try for the heck of it.



Am I going to make it home in this freezing,snowing, heck of a storm tonite?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:27 PM

Just drive slowly and you should be fine.

Are you able to put chains on your tires?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:31 PM

not needed, they are already "studly"

why do timing belts break at 60,000 miles?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:36 PM

Cause the company was too cheap to put a timing chain on instead.

Why did my new car end up with the same MPG as my old car?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:37 PM

So the automotive industry can assure your reliance upon them to maintain the usefullness of their product. Things break because you're supposed to continue to buy and buy and buy and go broke.



Why am I being so witchy today? Should I just go home and take a nap?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:38 PM

cause you have a lead foot! where have you been hiding young man?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:44 PM

I actually took off my lead foot because it was making me aggressive on the roads. Now I'll do the speed limit and listen to Carol Channing and think about how much worse things could be.

I've been around, but work is getting in the way.


Should I go for the Southern fried chicken or the fried catfish? Both are so so very good, I'm certain.
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:45 PM

Under my desk, the people scare me.

Why is everyone so scary?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:52 PM

cause they eat chicken and catfish!

I don't know whats in tartar sauce, but it is nasty, no?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:53 PM

I like tartar sauce.





Do you like pepper bacon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:56 PM

Fo' yes!!! It's like the best thing ever.



Are your trees spouting leaves?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:58 PM

no not yet - huh we're still having winter here in OHIO.





do you think people love you because they think they have to or because they want to?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:58 PM

yes, but the water oaks are loosing their leaves at this time of the year too, and leave a green residue all over, including lungs!

when is DST?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:59 PM

Not sure, just set your clock for whatever time you feel it should be (you're old, you have a good excuse).





Which finger do you prefer to pick your nose with?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:59 PM

March 9th YIPPPPPPPPPPPIE!

Why does it feel funny when I swallow?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 05:59 PM

in a couple of weeks I think.


do pigs fly?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:07 PM

If they did, it make catching bacon a [censored].




Can you physically bite your toenails?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:09 PM

Ask PR. He knows I flew from Phx to D/FW.





How do you keep your SO from buying more plants than you have space for growing?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:16 PM

Convice your SO that he or she doesnt have a green thumb by sneakily dousing the plants with bleach one by one, killing them all.


How do ya convince your CO that one assault rifle is enough?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:27 PM

With one bullet.

What's the best car you've ever owned?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:30 PM

corvair

why are Fords put together with a nail and a board?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:33 PM

So that Maximus would get the same mileage no matter what.

Did you ever get a date based solely on having a vehicle?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:33 PM

I wasn't aware that they are!

What's your dream vehicle?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:35 PM

A genie bottle and a magic carpet.




What's one TV show you'd want to bring back into syndication from your youth?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:40 PM

I donno, Soupy Sales, 3 stooges, Groucho Marks, Mickey Mouse Club , Fraggle Rock, Muppets

there are so many

so who looked best on the red carpet?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:40 PM

Laugh-In

Who would you want to co-star with in a porn flick?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:44 PM

I think you'd be the man of the red carpet, PR. (And I loved Fraggle Rock!!))

TICG, no one. I wouldn't ruin good film by doing that.




Have you ever met anyone who's starred in adult entertainment?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:52 PM

not that I can remember, but I have met a few rowdies

seen any good belt buckles lately?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:52 PM

Yes.

Why hasn't anyone combined porn and gore together?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:55 PM

I hope you're not talking about Al Gore here!! cuz that would be wrong in sooooo many ways.

Why do grown adults still get pimples?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
Yes. Why hasn't anyone combined porn and gore together?
From what I understand, this could be Hostel.


Hormones, Sadie.

What's your favorite restaurant?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:58 PM

Miss Chee: Snuff films will fill your needs.

sadie: That's just life some times.


Why doesn't our ATM ever work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 06:58 PM

all that greasy meat has got to come out somewhere

Why have I lost a 1/2 inch in height?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:00 PM

thats not an ATM silly, its a night depository box!


my fav restaurant is where I am be on any given day

why do nails grow anyway?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:02 PM

the height loss is well you're getting younger!

nails are good for something.



Why aren't I answering my boss who is calling me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:05 PM

because he is evil, wicked mean and nasty!

Do you step on the grass?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Why do grown adults still get pimples?


Not enough sex.
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: sadie23
Why do grown adults still get pimples?


Not enough sex.


HA! I think that would be tension not pimples
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
because he is evil, wicked mean and nasty!

Do you step on the grass?


Not if I can help it.


You mean, I lost my card in the night depository?!?!
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 07:30 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: sadie23
Why do grown adults still get pimples?


Not enough sex.


HA! I think that would be tension not pimples


That too!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 09:41 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
because he is evil, wicked mean and nasty!

Do you step on the grass?


Not if I can help it.


You mean, I lost my card in the night depository?!?!


yeah, and you know what customer service is like, can you speak Hindi?

Its almost 5 on the east coast, y'all in the Mountain and Pacific Zones can head out if you are caught up, do ya think?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:08 PM

If only!!

Can I declare this week a do-over?
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:20 PM

NO, now get back to work!

Why do people with cod awful credit continue to apply for loans?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:22 PM

Because they think, "Maybe this time I'll trick the system" or "I bet they're going to see a world of difference since last month".




Bones, shouldn't you be working too??
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:25 PM

Yes . . . Don't tell anyone I'm not, OK?!
(love the avatar by the way)

Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:32 PM

Our little secret, Bones.

And it'll be Friday soon enough...when it's supposed to be here and not when we'd like it to be here.

psst, _X_ found the avatar for me. Isn't he just the bestest?!?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:37 PM

Yes, Mr. "X" is the bestest!

Why does my watch say today is the 27th?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:42 PM

Because you have it set on Australian time.




Is it wrong that I want to volunteer again for Habitat for Humanity because I want to hook up with another volunteer?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/08 11:51 PM

No.

Why do people eat things that they know they don't like?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 01:34 AM

I don't know.. I guess they're really hungry. Or maybe they can't figure out if they REALLY like it. I'm like that with baked beans.

If you could drink with one BOLer, who would you choose?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 01:44 AM

You! (and him, and her, and...)

Should I continue to cyber-stalk Miss Marr?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:32 AM

Absolutely, without a doubt.

Does Miss Marr enjoy being stalked?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:26 AM

I think cyberstalking is overrated. I doubt she enjoys the actuality of it as much as the functionality of it.




Should I have said "no" to that rum and cola after polishing off a bottle of Merlot?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 11:52 AM

Nah, the caffeine probably kept oyu up all night.


Is it just me, or are the Mucinex commercials really gross?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 12:50 PM

they are gross. But holler at me if it works.





Why am I here when its a level 2 out here in boon land?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:40 PM

Because that's just how much you love-love your job (and your boss!).




Why are our office windows so dirty?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:41 PM

'Cuz the window washer fell off of the scaffold.

Don't you just love the political debates in the cooler?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:45 PM

No...and they're so predictable!

Did you watch the debate last night?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:49 PM

Heck no! I surfed BOL most of the night.





Do you think all the crazies are going to wear shorts this weekend because it's supposed to get up to 78? I mean, really! Who can wear shorts at the tempurature?!?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:51 PM

Watchu' talkin' about Willis!? 78 is PERFECT "shorts weather"!


Can I come live with you in AZ?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 02:59 PM

No, BB has all he can handle there now!

Who could leave the hill country for the desert?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:01 PM

:raises hand:

And whatcha mean I have all I can handle here? I'm a fast-talker and a power-walker multitasking banker.


Where's the best burger joint in your town?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:02 PM

Hut's...down on 6th.


What's all the fuss about "In and Out Burger"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:07 PM

I don't know about this establishment, but we do have a Fat and Juicy Burger (and a Hot and Now) -


Where do they get these names?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:08 PM

IDK- tell me and then we will both know.






Do you eat your burger well done or showing of the blood?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:20 PM

Nice and rare! Yum-o!

Waffle fries or steak fries?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:22 PM

I am moving towards medium well to well these days, but with steaks - show me the blood!

Do you like to see your chicken pink and with a little blood?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:22 PM

waffle from Chik-f-lay

I bet you don't like pink chicken though?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:24 PM

Chicken - No Way - You're talking salmonella with pink chicken.

DQ - Steak Fries


What is your favorite soup?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:26 PM

No pink in da' chicken!!!

Why are you asking youself a question!?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:33 PM

Because he's PR, and he's a mod, (and he's getting a bit senile at times ;))


Cheesecake or Creme Brulee?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Chicken - No Way - You're talking salmonella with pink chicken.

DQ - Steak Fries


What is your favorite soup?



Escarole & Bean soup.

Does your state require front and back tags on your car?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:36 PM

Si. I prefer no tags at all.

How long would it take for you to drive across your state?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:39 PM

across about 3 hrs maybe but north to south, 6.5 hrs.

winter or summer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:39 PM

Probably 5 hours, I'm guessing.


How long would it take you to drive to Phx?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:40 PM

Driving S, 45 minutes, W, about 1 hr, N, about 9 hours, E, a cold dip in the ocean!


Do you ever think the cooler could be a really fun party line?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy

How long would it take you to drive to Phx?


Straight through - about 3 days.


Sadie - Winter!


Would you rather see a drama, comedy or action flick?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:04 PM

Drama, most likely (although I'm an uber-geek and like sci-fi and horror the most).



How many movies have you pre-ordered through Columbia House?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:11 PM

Columbia House doesn't produce the kind of movies I like.


Do you have a home-theatre system?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:21 PM

Yes, and I love it.




Do you ever feel bad for people on ChexSystems?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:29 PM

No, they are losers.

Do you feel sorry for peeps who can't balance their checkbooks??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:30 PM

Can't or don't? (Q & A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:36 PM

Absolutely not! And then they come into the bank and say we made an error because we let them spend more money than they have and then refuse to pay the fees. Sorry, Charlie. This is where you get off.



What's the movie from which you quote the most?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:39 PM

For 99% of them - No

For those older folks who can't grasp the concept - Yes.


Would you rather work Drive Up on front line?



.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 04:41 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Absolutely not! And then they come into the bank and say we made an error because we let them spend more money than they have and then refuse to pay the fees. Sorry, Charlie. This is where you get off.



What's the movie from which you quote the most?


Wizard of Oz - If I Only Had a Brain/We're not in Kansas anymore Toto!


Who is your favorite WofO character?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:04 PM

The Tin Man, because all my friends say I don't have a heart.




Do you ever find it just a little bit funny when a big beefy guy is walking a chihuahua?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:13 PM

He's in touch with his feminine side??????


What about a tiny little woman being drug along by Doberman?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:27 PM

She has good tastes in dogs

How can I stop grinding my teeth in my sleep?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:30 PM

Have all your teeth pulled!

Why's the snow going away.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:31 PM

Because it's coming into Spring.



What's your favorite season?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:34 PM

Autumn.

Yours?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:35 PM

summer



what's for dinner?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:35 PM

summer



what's for dinner?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 02/27/08 05:38 PM

Post deleted by Devil Queen
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:43 PM

Not sure. Was going to have leftovers, but when I dropped hubby's lunch off to him, he told me he didn't want to eat that tonight. We'll just have to see.

Do you text a lot?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:44 PM

yes





How many phones do you have in your home?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:46 PM

IDK... Lots


Why do I dislike Ron so immensley?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:48 PM

Ron Who???? (Q & A)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:48 PM

I can't say, I might get moderated


What's up Doc?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:49 PM

Bugs Bunny
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:51 PM

IDK but Bugs might.






can you dance?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 05:54 PM

Not well, even drunk I appear to have a disorder.





Do you think the older you get the more conservative you become?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:08 PM

I think once you have kids you get more conservative.

Do you have kids?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:09 PM

No, I'm not allowed to breed.

“Now contact my secretary in Nigeria his name is MR. RICK BRUCE and his email address is rickbruce12@yahoo.fr Tell: +234-70-311-53-420, is from CANADA, but work for me right now in Nigeria ask him to send you the total $1.1Million which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.”

Why can’t I remember all the past efforts and attempts I gave this particular person, Mark Williams, ESQ?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:20 PM

Because then you had a 'Forget Me Shot' at Moe's.

Why can't I send myself an email from my personal account to my work address?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:34 PM

Because the same firewall that is limiting the amount of porn you can view while at work is also working against you when attempting to send e-mails to yourself.




If I have a packaged lasagna meal that’s made with ‘meat sauce’ and not actual meat, can I assume that the amount of poop I would be eating is greatly reduced?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:41 PM

Just the opposite. The percentage of poo in "meat sauce" is substantially greater than actual meat, because the "meat sauce" doesn't come from a specific cut of meat but from the collective flesh remaining after the good, lesser-infested-with-poo pieces are butchered out.



Would you ever want to be a forensic scientist?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:44 PM

I couldn't work with stinking, maggot-infested corpses. Oh, I guess I already do; I forgot about some of my co-workers. Sure....

Do you think sometimes it takes so long for my posts to reach the BOL server is because I’m on the West Coast?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:46 PM

It takes long because the BOL server is a Commodore 64.

Is fried rice and Good & Plenty a nutritious lunch?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:46 PM

Now that you mention it... Nope


How much wood.......?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 06:48 PM

TICG, only if you drink an orange soda.

Audit-gal, that depend on the size of the chainsaw.





What song has been played on the radio so much that, despite really liking it at first you cringe when it starts up?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:14 PM

Chumbawamba's I Get Knocked Down

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:19 PM

The ability to accept my flaws.




Why do some people think that flip flops are appropriate to wear to work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:30 PM

‘Cuz if shoeless Debbie Dunderhead gets to go barefoot, then I get to wear flip flops; at least I have something on my feet.

Why does the copier always jam while I’m trying to print the last page of a document instead of waiting to jam when YOU have to make a copy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:46 PM

Murphy's Law.


Was Murphy an optimist?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:49 PM

Murphy was a realist, as am I.





The mountains skiing or the Carribbean beach?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:51 PM

Caribbean Beach!

What should I do, I got the flu?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:52 PM

Water skiing in the Carribean.




What happened to the Michael Vick thread, was it something I said?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Caribbean Beach!

What should I do, I got the flu?


GO HOME SO YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

hope you feel better soon!


Isn't it always something YOU said?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:57 PM

I am home already PJS, I feel like krap, achy, headachy and coughing...

Why do I have to work for a living?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 08:59 PM

Because laziness doesn't pay well (I've tried).





Expert fisherman or master baiter, which is more PC?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:01 PM

Cause living for work suxors.

Why does it hurt when I stick peanuts up my nose?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:01 PM

oh I'm sorry DQ- Get to bed, keep warm, and drink lots of water.

we women have to work so it's done right.



would you like a gold tooth?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Cause living for work suxors.

Why does it hurt when I stick peanuts up my nose?

cuz it should weirdo!


do you want me to punch you in the nose?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:11 PM

No

If you punched Max in the nose, would peanut butter come out of his nostrils?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:14 PM

HA! lets find out!





Is everyone sick?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:16 PM

I am, but my therapist says I'm getting better.





How come no one answered my fisherman question?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:16 PM

I'm not sick.

Do you ever get an awkward feeling when you're waiting to use the bathroom and can't help overhearing the conversation between people occupying the stalls?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
I am, but my therapist says I'm getting better.





How come no one answered my fisherman question?


I'll answer yours if you answer mine!

Hello! is anyone normal anymore????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:27 PM

Hello!? I'm completely normal.





Why is that only hot chicks walk by my office while I'm picking my nose?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:34 PM

they prob heard your burgers were well done.





Do you like liver and onions?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:34 PM

Cause God has a sense of humor.

I smell peanut butter, Do you smell peanut butter?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:35 PM

I think that's what I am having tonite for supper.





Do you like honey on your peanut butter?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:36 PM

Yes.

Do you like honey on your naughty bits?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:51 PM

Yes. I mean, no. I mean, yes!




Did you ever have a collection of sporks from KFC, and your mom told you not to bring them back from college because your dresser drawers were already filled with condiment packets?
Posted By: °X°

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 09:54 PM

Burb!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 10:58 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Did you ever have a collection of sporks from KFC, and your mom told you not to bring them back from college because your dresser drawers were already filled with condiment packets?


No.

Have you ever stolen the canister of seasoning from your table at Red Robin?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 11:28 PM

Never been to Red Robin, but I have taken the seasoning from Olga's.





Is your back sore from sitting in an uncomfortable chair?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 11:38 PM

No

Who is your favorite comedian?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 11:44 PM

Ellen.


Have you ever read her book or listened to a CD of her stand-up?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/08 11:56 PM

No, (but I heard a clip of her stand-up on the radio this morning)

What's the most people you've dated at the same time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 02:35 PM

we unpopular types are doing good to have one at a time

Wouldn't it be good to go back to arranged marriages?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:05 PM

Absolutely not!




Do you volunteer for the satisfaction of doing good for others or because you want to add that to a resume?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:11 PM

at my age, the only resume enhancing duties important are those that will be considered on the judgement day

anybody have any doughnuts, I am hungry?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:21 PM

No doughnuts. Have some fruit.



How hot is Robin Meade??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:48 PM

Erm.. smoking?

Who's Robin Meade?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:52 PM

idk...my bff Rose?

Where is everybody!?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:54 PM

Working?? <Robin Meade is the CNN morning anchor>





How cold is it where you are?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 03:55 PM

According to my bank's time & temp it's 27.

What's your favorite flower?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 04:06 PM

idk...my bff rose?

Why do I keep thinking today is Friday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 04:10 PM

Because we're not used to having 29 days in February so it's just a given.




Does anyone else get really excited when the new Staples catalog comes out?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 04:28 PM

Not me, sorry


Does anyone else get really excited when it's sunny for an entire day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 04:45 PM

Not any more. I tend to get excited when it's overcast and rainy (as opposed to sunny and rainy, which just doesn't make sense, but actually happens here).





It's 9:45. Do you know where your children are?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 05:24 PM

yes, unfortunately and they are your age!

hasn't this been the week from hockey sticks?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 05:27 PM

Actually, yes. I wanted to have a do-over but somebody told me to get back to work...



Do you know someone who's a gossip and you're constantly trying to find out all the dirt from her?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 06:18 PM

Ummm..... Yes ... Oh wait I mean No.......


Did you hear that its Audit_gals birthday soon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 06:28 PM

I didn't, but now I do. So, now I know your birthday's in four days!


What do you want for your b-day?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 08:30 PM

nothing, really, i have pretty much everything i need.



what's the biggest problem in your life right now?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 08:43 PM

Diet

What's your 'stupid human trick'?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 08:44 PM

Feeling like [censored], responsible for getting SAR infor to a regulator (due yesterday), freakin' board meeting on Monday... preparing for their annual training, trying get my brat (I feel like $hit right now, so I can say that) to finish his homework because he was out of school all week with the flu...

What else do you want to know?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:24 PM

Nnnothing Ma'am......

Why are you yelling me?????
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:24 PM

I want flowers, but pale won't send them to me....

Can you believe him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:38 PM

I told ya what would be necessary for the expenditure, I must have that form in triplicate!

Young girls are such high maintenance, aren't they?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:39 PM

Whooooo??? Me????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:46 PM

Si, usted!

Anybody want to help Audit gal and Neo make calls in Ohio to support Hillary?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:47 PM

Bite me :P

Does anyone wanna poke out Pale's eyes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:51 PM

you will get no support here young lady!

I am well respected and liked on this here site! Well, except for maybe 100 or so posters -

What kind of flowers are your favorite?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 09:52 PM

Daffodils! I love love love daffodils! And tulips.

Will you tell my husband he should buy me flowers occasionally?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 10:22 PM

Yo, Op's husband! Buy your lady some daffodils.


Would you think it strange if someone gave you meat for your birthday?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 10:25 PM

Yes

Would you think it strange if someone gave you beer for Christmas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 10:29 PM

not if its Shiner Blonde

Why do women folk needs flowers or they start crying?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 10:43 PM

Hormones

I may have a job opportunity in Seattle at more than double what I currently make -- should I pursue it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 10:54 PM

ask Becka if the town is big enough for the two of you --

how many days of sunshine do they have in the northwest in a typical, non-global warming year?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 11:06 PM

Who cares about the northwest, I only care about the midwest.




Did anyone else (this is for Audit Guy) see the special last night on Alyssa Milano?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 11:12 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
I may have a job opportunity in Seattle at more than double what I currently make -- should I pursue it?


If it's a job you want to do.

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
how many days of sunshine do they have in the northwest in a typical, non-global warming year?


We've had lots of sunshine this past week!

What are you allergic to?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/08 11:32 PM

I thought I was allergic to recliners, potato chips and dip. But persistent practice and determination proved that I wasn't.






What should I have for dinner tonight, Arby's, Burger King, McDonald's or something unhealthy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 12:41 AM

I'm thinking Arby's.





Was anybody else surprised by tonight's Charmed?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 01:05 AM

I suppose not, since I've never watched it, it's only 5 p.m. right now, and I've been in a compliance council meeting all day.

Do you think if TICG takes the job in Seattle, then us fellow Washingtonians will be strapped with having to support a bunch of pregnant, unwed women?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 02:49 PM

That would explain all the billboards in Chi-Town reading "How's the Father?" and listing an 800 number for paternity testing.




Is it time to move on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 02:50 PM

that man is relentless Freak, be very afraid! Politically he will fit right in

Ever been to Marrowstone Island?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:10 PM

Nope. I've never heard of it.. I need to get out more.

What's your fave vacation spot?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:15 PM

Wyoming or anywhere but here!

Should I talk w/ a friend about a recent trouble in her marriage or just leave it alone?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:18 PM

Refer her to me.

What does she look like?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:23 PM

oh she's about 4'10ish and in the Navy w/ a Army husband!

Interested??!!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:27 PM

Nope... not interested! I didn't realize she was that short!


If you had the chance to have a sugar mama/daddy but you had a SO, would you try to have both?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:27 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
oh she's about 4'10ish and in the Navy w/ a Army husband!

Interested??!!


Sure, if she's cute. Is the hubby on his way out of the picture?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope... not interested! I didn't realize she was that short!


If you had the chance to have a sugar mama/daddy but you had a SO, would you try to have both?


OOh tough question...I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Do you believe most relationships are based on sex more than love?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope... not interested! I didn't realize she was that short!


If you had the chance to have a sugar mama/daddy but you had a SO, would you try to have both?


there is no "try", just do


that Yodda fella was a silly goose, no?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: sadie23
oh she's about 4'10ish and in the Navy w/ a Army husband!

Interested??!!


Sure, if she's cute. Is the hubby on his way out of the picture?


Are you thinking about cheating on me??!!!! J/K
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:34 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: sadie23
oh she's about 4'10ish and in the Navy w/ a Army husband!

Interested??!!


Sure, if she's cute. Is the hubby on his way out of the picture?


Are you thinking about cheating on me??!!!! J/K


The more the merrier...
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:36 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope... not interested! I didn't realize she was that short!


If you had the chance to have a sugar mama/daddy but you had a SO, would you try to have both?


OOh tough question...I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Do you believe most relationships are based on sex more than love?


They should be based on both!!! (but aren't -- that's the problem)

I thought I was going to be your sugar daddy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
I thought I was going to be your sugar daddy?


You are!

So when am I gettin flowers?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:42 PM

When I get back from my Atlanta trip.

What kind of flowers do you like?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 03:46 PM

Daffodils are my favorites. Multi-colored tulips are nice, too.

How often do you get random gifts/flowers/stuff from the heart?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 04:06 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
When I get back from my Atlanta trip.
Are you really coming to Atlanta?

What kind of flowers do you like?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 04:10 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
When I get back from my Atlanta trip.

What kind of flowers do you like?


Are you really coming to Atlanta?




I'm thinking about it...
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 06:56 PM

What's one thing you could definately not live w/out?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:14 PM

air

How much change is in the pencil tray in the top drawer of your desk?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:14 PM

30 cents.

Is it nap time?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:16 PM

cod, yes.


can you sleep anywhere?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:18 PM

Sadly no! I wish I could!

Do you make Pale vibrate?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:18 PM

not while I am scuba diving

Is there anywhere you don't have good thoughts about _X_?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:20 PM

AE, I don't make Pale vibrate, but I hope I make X vibrate.

Pale, how could I not have good thoughts about X... silly.


what are you doing this weekend?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:28 PM

Taking care of my sick husband

Why don't dogs have souls?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:33 PM

But they do, as far as I am concerned.



Why do dogs know when it's time for us to wake up?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:33 PM

They don't?!

What makes you think that Sadie?
Posted By: MadisonCali

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:38 PM

Corky, my dog knows because my husband and I each hit 'snooze' twice each morning, and the second time I hit mine (the last one), she jumps up and puts her head across my neck. I call it my 'real' alarm clock ...
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:41 PM

I don't have a dog so I don't know?

How many hours will you work today?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:42 PM

I believe dogs have souls, just not human souls.





Big weekend plans?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:43 PM

AE: 8 with an unpaid hour lunch.

No really plans other than laundry and scubbing the kitchen floor.




What's wrong with my cuticles?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:44 PM

Angel: about 1 total

MB: estate sale with lots of old coins (I am taking two credit cards)

How many weeds are in your flower beds?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:45 PM

they're just a little dry, bb. massage a little bacon grease into them and you'll be good.


why won't my nails grow?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:45 PM

BB: vitamin and mineral deficiency

Why are my nails starting to get vertical ridges ( its a sign of old age)
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:49 PM

Why did you answer your own question Pale??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:51 PM

just messin' with ya Sadie?

Who would want a mini-weenie for a dog?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:53 PM

Not me!

Who would want a mini-weenie period?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 07:58 PM

Not me! But I wouldn't want the Jumbo, either!


What's for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:01 PM

beanie-weanies, what else?

what are you washing down those dogs with?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:05 PM

The only time we've washed the pup was the night hubby rescued her. He used Dawn on her.. didn't have any pet shampoo and the dog was covered in cow caca. She hasn't gotten dirty since.. of course that was only a week ago.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:16 PM

where is the question? and besides, I was talking about dinner and eating hot dogs; you love that little puppy too much!
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:17 PM

Question....yes I like you OPS, you're the best (just threw that in there)

What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:18 PM

the egg. that was breakfast. the chicken will be for supper.


why does hand lotion stink so much?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
where is the question? and besides, I was talking about dinner and eating hot dogs; you love that little puppy too much!


Sorry!! Was distracted, I suppose.


Definately the chicken.

How often do you go to the mall?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:22 PM

no more than 1 time per year, less if I can get away with it


how often do you wash cow patties off your dog?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:23 PM

Depends on how bored I am during my lunch break. Sometimes it's daily....

Who’s leaving the religious, motivational messages on top of the urinals?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:24 PM

I noticed that too, kitten. I suppose since you're such a man-stealing tramp that you have your nose in a lot of things. Try shop-lifting L'Occitane Creme Mains peaux seshes next time your pimp drops you off at the mall. You'll love it.

I go to the mall once a month, if that. But not to compete with the kitty.






Have you ever watched someone put coins into the wrong parking meter?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:26 PM

I don't think I've ever seen (well, noticed, I guess) a parking meter.


If you see a stranger with his or her zipper down, do you tell he or she to zip it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:26 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I suppose since you're such a man-stealing tramp that you have your nose in a lot of things. Try shop-lifting L'Occitane Creme Mains peaux seshes next time your pimp drops you off at the mall. You'll love it.


Have you ever watched someone put coins into the wrong parking meter?


i'll meet you at the L'Occitane counter later, bb, after we hit Orange Julius.


why does bacoboy have the cutest avatars (after X, of course)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:30 PM

Ops: Depends on whether or not there's something to look at.

kitten: Because my friends and _X_ find them for me. I have the best friends, and I cannot tell you how I feel about _X_ without getting all spacy.




Who's up for sushi with me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:31 PM

i'll go with you, bb. but X is sitting on MY side of the table.


what's your favorite thing to order at a sushi place?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:32 PM

Steak


What's in your favorite sushi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:39 PM

I love love octopus! And eel. And spicy tuna.

Why am I not surprised that kitten likes raw fish?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 08:43 PM

because you know i have eXquisite taste... in food and men.


Why is BB such a bitter little pig?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:01 PM

He wasn't smoked with the right spices?



Who let the dogs out?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:12 PM

kitten

where's the beef?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:13 PM


mmmmmmmmmmm, smoked bacon.........

the beef is NOT where X is.


why do i love water?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:15 PM

'Cuz you like to be wet.

Are you more of a computer geek or a techno-tard?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:17 PM

Neither.

Are you a dancer, or a watcher?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:20 PM

Dancer

Are you a player or a teaser?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:21 PM

I’m overly Caucasian. Nuff said.

Are we permitted to do that?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:24 PM

Never ask permission.

How's the weekend going to be?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:30 PM

Busy.

Do you get many compliments from strangers?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:30 PM

no.

do you pay compliments to strangers? (i do)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:33 PM

Sometimes

What's the best way to turn down a job offer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:33 PM

no, I usually just pay bills to strangers

do you insult strangers bigger than you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Sometimes

What's the best way to turn down a job offer?


I like the line about "shoving it"

are you gracious in accepting compliments?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:35 PM

Job offer: Something suddenly came up (worked for Marcia Brady)

Insults: Shoot no, they kick my scrawny butt!

Ever get one of those blanket emails to all users from an employee who is quitting, and they’re saying stuff like “goodbye everyone, I really enjoyed the last few years working here, blah, blah, blah,” and when you read the email you think to yourself, “Who the heck was this employee???”
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:38 PM

Yes

How many times a day do you see someone at your office whose name you don't know?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:39 PM

i have seen one of those.

is it wrong that i just LMAO about my boss's chicken named Peggy - because she lost her feet when they froze to the ground?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:41 PM

::stiffles laughter:::

Yes, Kitten that is wrong and disturbing.

Do you think freegans digging through garbage to find their food is a bit odd?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:43 PM

i probably would if i knew what a freegan was.


do you like canada mints?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:43 PM

Hork! That can't be true. What kind of fool names their chicken Peggy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 09:44 PM

sadly, i believe him. 'specially after he told me about the blind chicken named Frieda, and the dachsund (sp) that was left outside in the winter and froze to death and they had to use a post-hole digger to bury him because he wouldn't bend.

it's disturbing really.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:01 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten

do you like canada mints?


Sure.

Why are foreign men so sexy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:06 PM

Perhaps you like the ones who don't speak English, because then you're not bored with conversation.




What percentage of customers at your bank are complete tools?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:07 PM

Noi gli uomini stranieri sono appena naturalmente erotici.


WHAT? Have you lost your mind?!?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:07 PM

100

How many people in your office would you consider having sex with?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:13 PM

None

Why are my nails so dirty?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:17 PM

Because of the dust in your keyboard.




Do you know you can use vodka as a soak for cleaning diamonds?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:18 PM

I'm not certain. Were you doing any gardening?

Does anyone else want to hear more italian?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:18 PM

Gardening at lunch?

What are you thinking about right now?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
I'm not certain. Were you doing any gardening?

Anyone else want to hear more italian?


Italian? I thought it was latin -- I was ready to call an exorcist.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:20 PM

Having limoncello. It won't be ready for another 2 months.



Does anyone else make their own liquor infusions?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:22 PM

Is drinking vodka all night a form of liquor infusion?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:24 PM

I don't think so.

Do you grind your own coffee beans?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:26 PM

Yes.

Want to grind my beans?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:27 PM

Yes

Would you make coffee for me in the morning if I stayed the night?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:32 PM

You don't need my help, if you can do it yourself.

Of course I would make coffe for a guest.

If I didn't make coffee, wouldn't that be rude?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:34 PM

No, because I don't drink coffee.




Do you have a fridge full of leftovers?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:35 PM

I do have quite a few.

Are you tired of eating leftovers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:49 PM

Yes! Gimme some fresh meat!





Do you need to wash your car?
Posted By: Lil'Belle

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 10:59 PM

No, did it yesterday.

Did you shave your legs today?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 11:12 PM

Nope, wore slacks so I was lazy this morning

Do you wash your hair every day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 11:16 PM

yes, let it dry naturally, takes about 5 minutes to dry

do you let the conditioner stay in your hair a full 5 minutes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 11:29 PM

I buzz, so there's no need for conditioner.

If your pet passes away shortly after purchasing its pet license, shouldn’t you be eligible for some sort of prorated refund?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 11:54 PM

Yes, or have it applied towards a future license.





Do you ever find yourself wondering, "Where has all the love gone?"?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/29/08 11:57 PM

Sometimes

Where do you think the love went?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 04:45 AM

To the Mint. Out of the diamond mines. Being pumped from an oil well. If it doesn't have a price tag on it these days, does it really matter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 01:33 PM

if it doesn't have a price tag, it matters more.

how are you celebrating the new month?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 06:57 PM

With my grandbaby and they have no snow here YEA


Will March be a better month?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 07:31 PM

Yes, It has to be

Is anyone else excited today?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 08:10 PM

Nah. Just sleepy.

Will any of my closest girlfriends ever find guys who'll treat them like they deserve to be treated?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/01/08 08:24 PM

I am! I'll be able to leave my jacket in my car when I go to the Sister Cities Fest at the park. (It's supposed to be in the low 80s and sunny)



Did you find is frustrating when Charmed character Elise Rothman was played by an actress who was an innocent in season one?!?!?!
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/08 03:19 AM

It's frustrating on any show.





How many people do you know with a birthday on 2.29?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 03:06 PM

None that I can think of.


WHy is my manager such a B$tch?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 03:25 PM

Maybe because you call her satan.

Where is my motivation today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 03:30 PM

in florida, with bimmer.


why do monday's rot so much??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 03:37 PM

They require us to drag ourselves out of hangovers that would be better treated by sleeping in and having a martini.





Two weeks ago I dropped a saw horse on the bony nub of my ankle and it still hurts. Should I be concerned?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 03:59 PM

Nope, it is probably just a deep contusion...

WHHHAAATTT'SSS UPPP????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:06 PM

Nothing much, just got back after 5 days.

Is everyone behaving around here?

Why did BB change to BP??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:09 PM

No of course not.

He/she doest want us to know what he/she is?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:13 PM

Or he had some kind of sexual awakening.

Does DQ want us to get rowdy?





Made you look!


Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:24 PM

Nononononoooooo! Please. I am still recovering from the flu.

Does anyone else have a headache?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:31 PM

Headache, no. Grogginess from over-drinking, yes.

((_X_ questioned my gender so I'm playing off that.))






Why didn't I notice that part of my windshild wasn't cleaned by the car wash people?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:32 PM

Yes I do, actually.

How come whenever you blow your nose nothing comes out but you are so stopped up?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 04:44 PM

[font:Comic Sans MS]BB: Sometimes the sunlight has to catch the windshield just right to be noticeable.

Sadie: You have inflammation of the sinus membranes (nuke some salt water and try inhaling the steam).

Whatever happened to Chuck Cunningham from “Happy Days?” He just kind of disappeared like Tiger from “The Brady Bunch.” And why didn’t their families ever talk about them again? [/font
]
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 05:27 PM

I don't have a clue; were these reality shows?


Isn't it nice to have that diminutive Queen back in the house?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 05:30 PM

(Thanks PR )

It doesn't feel nice.

Is it nice to breathe germs on the BOD?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 05:38 PM

Very uncouthe girl!!! But ya gotta expect that from a Devil!

Do you eat with the BOD and spew germs all over the food?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 05:49 PM

No, but I would if I could.





Do you forward junk emails?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 05:52 PM

all the time, especially from a certain friend of yours who shall remain nameless!

do you think of British Petro when you see BP?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 06:09 PM

I think "Big Prices"

Will tomorrow be the end of Hillary's presidential bid?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 06:13 PM

With any luck, yes!



Do you think it's mean that I really don't like certain political personalities so much I'd fight to see them lose?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 06:18 PM

I think "Big Prices"

Will tomorrow be the end of Hillary's presidential bid?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 07:34 PM

Yeah I doubt it...darn

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 07:39 PM

its just half sadie, neither full or empty

Where is that greener grass on the other side of the hill?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 07:40 PM

Usually near the septic tank.





Do you seek out the person in the office who has chip breath to find out what chips they ate?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:00 PM

I usually don't get that close to them (not a close talker). If they've been eating Corn Nuts, however, you can usually tell a mile away and don't need to smell their breath.


If someone opened your cooler at the next company picnic, would they discover that your 20 oz. Pepsi bottles were laced with whiskey even though there is no alcohol permitted in the county parks, but that’s the reason you appear to be having a great time at the picnic even though you are obligated to attend because you’ve been on the picnic committee year after year, and the only way to get off the committee is to quit employment or die?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:08 PM

No, I live in New orleans... they wouldnt find a pepsi bottle, only a bottle of maker's mark and lots of ice(its illegal not to dirnk in parish parks



Why do I put money into the market just before it takes another big dive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:12 PM

You, my friend, are the perfect real time leading indicator!

Do you buy into the concept of dollar cost averaging, and keep investing anyway?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:12 PM

Because you're just like everyone else.





Why do we give good advice, but make questionable decisions ourselves?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:30 PM

Dollar cost averaging: You bet! Invest now while everything is on sale!

Maybe the reason we make questionable decisions ourselves is because we are also giving really sheety advice.


Have you ever looked up your nostrils and thought, “Gee, that’s not pretty in there”?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:33 PM

No but I've had a whole bunch of doctors do that in my life!



Are you ready for a mid-afternoon snack??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:34 PM

indeed Lil", but how would you like to be a proctologist?

Do we really need another hole in our head?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:36 PM

You can never have too many holes.


Have you ever started you day off with bloody marys and progressed to cape cods and realized at 7 p.m. that you couldn't stand up to use the toilet and instead just crawled next to the toilet and hoped you didn't miss?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:42 PM

No, I haven't had that pleasure I believe!






Has the day been weird for you too?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:49 PM

if by weird, you mean sucked azz, then yes.

why do people insist on discussing something they are reviewing as they review it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 09:55 PM

Because they don't fully understand what they're reviewing and think that by talking it out they appear intelligent and well informed (but we really know that they're just a tool).





Aren't buffalo wings just the best!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:15 PM

Depends on the buffalo.

Why is BaconBoy now BaconPerson?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:18 PM

See post 913682 @ 11:31 today.

Ever been hurrying up the stairs and not paying attention to the fact that you had finally reached the top landing, but you still take that one big step up the imaginary stair, and then you nearly fall flat on your face when it’s not there? (Uh…I meant to do that).
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:19 PM

I'm exploring the lines of gender, and BaconBoy was placing too much emphasis on the male part of the equation.





Why are all these plastic pigs looking at me?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:21 PM

plastic, what about the keychains I sent you?

are pigs cute?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:23 PM

Most definately, they are.

(And it's the keychains you sent me, plus a pig pen with a face that's the cap/)




Have you ever drank so much water you didn't think you'd make it to the 12th floor before your bladder burst?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:26 PM

oh yeah, thats why us oldies gotta wear the depends. You just never know when you are gonna go tinkle - how embarrasing!!!!!


why does alcohol dehydrate you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:27 PM

That explains the big wet spot outside the elevator…

If I were to become a zombie, would I still have to wear glasses?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:29 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconPerson
Most definately, they are.

(And it's the keychains you sent me, plus a pig pen with a face that's the cap/)




Have you ever drank so much water you didn't think you'd make it to the 12th floor before your bladder burst?

HAHAHA!!!!! Pig Pen... I GET IT!!!!!!!! ROOOFL!!!

nope... never been to the 12th floor



WHy am I so dense?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:31 PM

If you'd peel that skin off...you wouldn't be.

How much longer will this thread last?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:32 PM

As long as it takes....



Will you "peel" this off for me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:34 PM

Gladly.

Do you have a towel?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:37 PM

of course... warm and moist!





What is your favorite type of bird... a swallow or do you like to roast your birds on spits?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:38 PM

watch it u 2
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:40 PM

You want me to watch Doobers while he wraps up in a towel???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:41 PM

I like chickens.






Does anyone else know someone who has a major thing for little people? My SO's uncle told me about his little person fantasy and I didn't want to be the only one ed out.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:43 PM

I know of no one that has this "thing" - \

did you just see that this week a little person gave bith to a baby nearly half her size now that is an
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:44 PM

Nope...don't know anyone that does.

How tall is the uncle?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:45 PM

Stop it you Amazon you!

What does height have to do with anything?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:45 PM

He's like 5'6".


Why, you interested??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:47 PM

Just curious how tall the person was that had a "thing" for small people.

I'd tower over him...I'm 5'9".


Why do Mondays bring out the worst in people?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 10:49 PM

5'9" - HA that is without the 5 inch stilletos!!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 11:02 PM

Because they're still in weekend mode.



Why is it considered rude to want to shake someone and say, "Use your head!"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 11:07 PM

I don't think it's rude...especially if it works!


Do you care what other people think of you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 11:11 PM

Unfortunately, I do. Too much at times.



Have you ever modified your appearance because someone said they liked it, even it you didn't like the change?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/08 11:38 PM

yes



who has been eating my peanut butter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:37 PM

Not me.

Do you like V-8?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:38 PM

the spicy version.

do you brush for at least 2 minutes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:40 PM

Yes.

Do you floss every day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:41 PM

i do.

don't you love those little flosser things with the pick on the other end?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:45 PM

Not, I likethe flossers on the stick, I can get my way back molars without gagging.

What is your favorite toothpaste?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 12:49 PM

crest whitening.

do you use the rinses - like scope or listerine?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 01:01 PM

No, but my son loves them.

Is it sunny by you today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 01:04 PM

it is this morning. "weather" coming later tho.


did you know that spring is coming?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 01:55 PM

when cuz I sure in the heck can't find it.






How do you like your eggs?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:05 PM

over easy please.


did you ever hear your boss just go off and start slamming the mouse and swearing at himself because he screwed up and you sat in the next cube over and just llllaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhedd?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:11 PM

Yes, but then I had to fix her screw up.


Is anybody else afraid of the ninja monkeys getting you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:12 PM

I don know any Ninja Monkeys.

Are you afraid of the Ninja Fruit?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:13 PM

no, but i am afraid for maxi's mental health.


do you think the 27 feet of snow we got this winter will cause flooding as it melts?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:15 PM

Sure, that is what global warming is all about...

What do you do when you have a bad cough and can't sleepa nd can't take Nyquil?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:15 PM

You can do your part to limit flooding by eating more snow (just not the yellow kind).





Is it wrong to push the envelope and have posts deleted?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:16 PM

Yes, cause the ninja monkeys plan to melt all the snow.

Should I have this fourth bacon cheeseburger for breakfast?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:34 PM

DQ- take a tylenol PM.
Peep - we learned yesterday that snow has bacteria and therefore should not be eaten... and yes, push the envelope.
maxi - have the 4th burger. you know you want to.


why is it taking so long for my solitaire game to load?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:43 PM

cause it is being blocked by the IT admins!

Don't you fear the consequences if you be pushing envelopes?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:45 PM

nah. i hear the mods are really lenient if they like you.


look: . do i have poppy seeds in my teeth?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:47 PM

No...but I do see something green in there.


How often do you floss?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:49 PM

::running to the ladies room with floss::
um, now!!!!


do you like jazz?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:50 PM

I love jazz.

Do you like to dance?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:51 PM

i used to, but now i think that no one would really want to see it.

how often do you vacuum?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:52 PM

oh yeah, but I am particular about my partner

Isn't the sunshine uplifting?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:55 PM

Yes it is!




Do you ever go to the laundromat and really enjoy the cultural experience of it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 02:59 PM

I try to avoid the laundromat (had my fill of it in college).


Why can't we have 3 months off in the summer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:02 PM

Become a teacher and you can.



Which do you like better: sugar scrubs or salt scrubs?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:07 PM

(I left the teaching profession...what was I thinking!!???)

Salt scrubs...hands down (no pun intended).


Will you give me a pedicure?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:08 PM

nope, thats not where my expertise lies

do we all excell at something?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:15 PM

Yes, and mine is in drinking. Lots!





Do you think an open relationship could really work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:20 PM

I dunno... I think if the partners like each other and NOT love each other it may.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 03:25 PM

Yes, but I've not operated one.



Should I take my SO's uncle to the strip club next week because he has a thing for little people, and these two little sisters are performing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:11 PM

Sure, and take some video to post on You Tube (BTW, your uncle sounds a little strange....)


I have a 2 ½ hour layover in Phoenix Saturday, May 24. Should BB alert the authorities?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:38 PM

no need to alert the authorities, but I am sure BP appreciates the warning to be unavailable that afternoon

Why do so many Southwest airlines flights involve a layover in Phoenix?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:48 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconPerson
Yes, but I've not operated one.



Should I take my SO's uncle to the strip club next week because he has a thing for little people, and these two little sisters are performing?


YES!! They are amazing not sad.

How many want to see burlesque make a comeback?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:48 PM

Because it's the greatest major city in the desert southwest!!!

LF, I'll be doing a Habitat for Humanity home Saturday, otherwise I'd be alerting the authorities.



Why does Burger King have such yummy breakfast foods?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:50 PM

Because food is good.





Is the phrase 'that's what she said' appropriate to use only in certain circumstances?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:56 PM

No...I think you could use it in any circumstance.

Do you sleep with a night light on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 04:58 PM

of course, I can't turn my nightlights off, there is no switch

Don't you just love the nightlights of little seashells and fisheys?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:00 PM

i don't. they scare me.

does toast hurt the roof of your mouth?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:02 PM

No, but I’ll let you know how I make out with the bagel….

May I dream about you if I can’t hold you tonight?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:04 PM

Only when I try to eat it before it pops out of the toaster.





Is fubar an acceptable acronym to use while in an important meeting with top executives?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:04 PM

of course. i'd be hurt if you didn't.


did you ever bite into a sandwich and discover you hadn't taken the toothpick out of the middle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:06 PM

How about tomorrow night?

Why are the men in black suits wandering the premises?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:09 PM

They've been monitoring your BOL experience and you're having too much fun. They're coming to take you away, ha ha!




Should I be focusing on my Reg D violation letters?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:14 PM

Nah...screw the Reg D letters! (then maybe the men in black suits will come to your place)

Is it "that" time yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:17 PM

what time is that, Howdy Doody time? lunch time? siesta?

where shall we all meet for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:18 PM

The "usual".


How can I get out of my many meetings this afternoon?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:19 PM

Wear a black suit.

Ever go to a conference to get out of work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 05:34 PM

Yup, and a mini-vacation all in one!


Did you know that waving a paper plate at the motion activated automated touchless paper towel dispenser will not cause it to dispense a paper towel?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 06:03 PM

I did not know that.

Why is my life such a mess?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 06:03 PM

Then you're not doing it right. Try passing the paper plate under the sensor.





Is it cold in your office?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 06:48 PM

Your life’s a mess right now ‘cuz my cyber-stalking was quashed by the MODs (I do, however, still have a collection of poems for you ).

My office is nice and cozy (faces south, the sun is actually out today, and current office temp is 82 degrees. The office temp will be upper 80s by this afternoon).

Pick one:

Putting on an old, dirty stocking cap you found behind a dumpster and may be lice-infested

or

Using your bare hand to open a public restroom door and then eating lunch with your fingers?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 07:08 PM

Um...if those are the only choices, I guess I'd go with the restroom door scenario...

Can you PM me your collection of poems? (you might need to take the punctuation out of your screen name)
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 07:22 PM

What does it mean when someone says they are taking you off of their "Yentl list?"
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 07:47 PM

IDK, maybe that so-and-so no longer has you on their "must watch" list.




Ever have one of those days when the lunch you brought to work just doesn't satisfy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:06 PM

All the time.

What's your favorite place to go for lunch when what you've brown-bagged just doesn't tickle your fancy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:10 PM

It used to be Downtown Deli, but I'm thinking now it's going to be Karim's, because their fried chicken makes me so



Do I suffer from some kind of disorder because I'm eagerly awaiting the opening of the light rail so I can broaden my lunch restaurant circle? (I'm also mapping it out)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:21 PM

I think most posters would agree that you suffer from some sort of disorder....

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Can you PM me your collection of poems? (you might need to take the punctuation out of your screen name)


Do you think Becka is really serious? I've never PM'd anyone before (guess I'm still a PM virgin).
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:30 PM

Yes. She's looking for the real Freak in you.


Do you think this day will ever end?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:32 PM

Excess, as soon as it's over it will start again. Just like Groundhog's Day.

(And 'Lil Freak, that's a very accurate observation)



Should I help try to find a transaction of a closed account, or just play on BOL?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:36 PM

morally you must do both!

why is it so hard to give money away to nonprofits?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:36 PM

Just keep playing you know you want to!

Why can't work be more fun?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Do you think Becka is really serious? I've never PM'd anyone before (guess I'm still a PM virgin).


I'm waiting...

How many cups of tea have I had today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 08:52 PM

Too many.


Becka, are you related to the women I work with?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:01 PM

Not that I'm aware of...

Why do you ask?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:05 PM

You're just as demanding as they are.


Anyone else counting down until vacation?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:14 PM

You mean there will be another following Vegas Vacation? Sweet!




Would eating a whole 72 piece pre-cooked package of bacon over the course of two meals (actually, that would be the complete two meals) be considered gluttony?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:23 PM

no not if you love bacon.




do you eat cereal?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:27 PM

Yes. Yum!

Have you ever eaten foie gras?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:37 PM

Yes

Have you eaten caviar?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:42 PM

Beluga and lumpfish, but not Sevruga.

Have you ever eaten haggis?
Posted By: ApacheBelle72

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:43 PM

Yes

Have you eaten Frog Legs?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:45 PM

No, I'm afraid it would take more than 300 frogs to make a meal suitable for me.





Have you ever drunk the leftover gravy from your KFC meal?
Posted By: ApacheBelle72

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:45 PM

I take that back no haggis only caviar

So, what about Frog Legs?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:45 PM

Haggis: Yes, in Scotland

Frog legs: No (I get creeped out thinking about it)

Am I slightly twisted for taking great delight at getting locker #666 at the gym?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:48 PM

Yes!! Yum-O.





Does it bother you when someone in the washroom uses the facilities but doesn't wash their hands?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:50 PM

No, it doesn't bother me (unless I plan on licking their fingers later).





Does it annoy you when they grunt while in the next stall?
Posted By: ApacheBelle72

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:51 PM

Yes, gross



Do you laugh when people walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their foot?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 09:53 PM

LOLode! Every time!



Do you think we need to implement a manditory siesta in the workday?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:00 PM

Not necessarily, but they should allow everyone an opportunity to take a nap.




Does this smell funny to you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:06 PM

I'm sure it will if I pull your finger.

Okay, I just PM’d Becka. How do I know if I did it right (kinda like having sex for the first time)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:07 PM

If you see a tiny flashing envelope next to your "MyStuff" drop down menu, she responded.





Where should I go for vacation?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:10 PM

Yuma
Actually, Maui is great in the Fall.

Ever wonder what odor-causing bacteria looks like?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:14 PM

I'm guessing it looks alot like my cats' litter boxes.





Have you ever noticed a co-worker spotting you scratching your butt?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:18 PM

No but I have wondered if the camera caught me


Have you bought your Easter peeps yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 10:21 PM



Peeps are not a friend of mine.



Wouldn't Easter bacon shaped like bunnies be much tastier?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 11:08 PM

No, it would taste the same as bacon not shaped like bunnies.

Did I do the right thing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 11:10 PM

I think so....

Iam I really crazy?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 11:20 PM

Yes.

Was waiting four months too long or not long enough?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/08 11:57 PM

Too long.....

Wait... For what?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 12:32 AM

You know.

Why do I crash so hard after having sugar?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:40 AM

I don't know, but if you take One Ounce Energy you won't..

Why aren't you listening to me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 02:49 AM

'Cuz I'm male and we tend to tune out women... (sorry, but it's the truth....)

Why did a frickin' fruit fly just fly in front of my face? I thought they'd be dead by now....
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 05:21 AM

Two words: Global Warming.

((And dip, I think 4 months is the right amount of time if you're not certain. I mean, if that's all they're wanting you can wait for someone who's going to do it right and have it matter. I'm just saying, because 3-5 months was my holding-out period and I've been dumped dozens of times but never regretted doing something that would come back and haunt me. You go, girl!))



Does anyone else what campy B horror movies with their mom and have the best time ever?!?!?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:10 PM

not with mom, but I watch them with my daughter. It has been fun.





What's going on here?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:11 PM

nuthin.....



why do i feel blue?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:16 PM

is it the weather, work, or your life? Cheer up!






What's your color?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:19 PM

(um, yes, all three... )

my color is: bold autumn!


who is that in your avi?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 01:45 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
(um, yes, all three... )

my color is: bold autumn!


who is that in your avi?


I don't know his name but he's from the show Project Runway something, he's a designer and he always says things are "fierce"


Why do insurance companies take their sweet aS$ time to pay out? I need a CAR already GEEZ!!!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 02:16 PM

insurance companies like to rip people off.

Christian from Project Runway- got hooked on the show just recently - watched all the repeats and now am ready for the finale on tonite at 10:00 -------GO CHRISTIAN-
oh! I'm fierce like him.HA!


Are you fierce?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 02:33 PM

Under certain circumstances, yes...I'm a fierce one.

Why do you have that smirk on your face?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 02:45 PM

cause I have witnessed that fierceness live

Why are tall and beautiful women so intimidating?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 02:56 PM

Cause their legs are so long they could kick you in the head without much of an effort.

Will the snot ever go away?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:00 PM

3 weeks and counting girl, there is no medication known to man that will speed up the process, mother nature must be appeased!

So do we now try to influence our BOL peeps in PN who to vote for?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:04 PM

Of course.

Where's PN?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:04 PM

Bribery is the best option.


Will this ever end!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:13 PM

only when we are all banned from the cooler!

Will you miss all the celebrities and news talking heads now that the primary has moved on?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:27 PM

NO!

Did you vote yesterday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 03:54 PM

Wasn't my turn.

Why does my cat thinks he can type on the computer, when I am trying to type on the computer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 04:26 PM

Because it's in his nature, like when Brady thinks if he darts between my feet that he'll beat me to the top of the stairs.




Aren't "State of the Bank" meetings a complete waste of unpaid time?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 04:51 PM

We have those quarterly, but at least they feed us breakfast. I would like to see them disappear all together.

Our paper carrier’s name is Iris. What’s yours?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 05:32 PM

I don't know. They change drivers alot.




What's your favorite candy bar?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 05:47 PM

Whatchamacallit!!!!!!


I love that ShtuFF!!!






what is the proper way to perform a polymeric chain reaction on an organic cotton strand?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:10 PM

I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know





How can a corporate information security meeting take over 2 hours to say what could have been said in - - say 1/2 hour???
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:12 PM

Repetition is key to rememberance... repetition is key to rememberance... repetition is key to... something(i forget)








Why is everyone else in a meeting today except for me
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:15 PM

Count yourself lucky, 3D.





Where do you go for the best tacos?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:18 PM

You can take my place at mine if you want!!!



Can I go home now???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:19 PM

Mexico, they buy their beef from a slaughter house in SoCal

Who has the best hot sauce?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:19 PM

Don't know.. don't eat the stuff.

Should I call that person?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:38 PM

Texas.

Is everyone still sick?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:41 PM

No, wait for them to call you...

No, but most are sick again....

Why?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:42 PM

I am still sick, actually home until Monday after a visit to the Doc.

Don't you get bored when you stay home sick?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:44 PM

I rarely get bored, even when home alone sick. There's always something to research or think about.






Wow, that coconut chicken with orange sauce at lunch was tasty, huh?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:45 PM

I haven't stayed home sick in 3 years, but I remember it being a blur.





Is it worth the 2.5 hour drive to go to Mexico and get some tacos?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:46 PM

No, make them from scratch.

How old are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:48 PM

33


You?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:48 PM

23




Are you looking for a young male escort while in the new orleans area?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:56 PM

I may very well be!

Have you ever dated someone more than 10 years your junior or senior?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:56 PM

I think not my young peel!

Will a hurricane in 2008 finish off NO?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 06:58 PM

are u kidding Ops? I am the Huge sugga daddy!


Would you keep a dog that is half poodle or pit?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
I may very well be!

Have you ever dated someone more than 10 years your junior or senior?

yes... It got old really quick







WHy do birds suddenly appear?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: DoobyDoobyDoo
Originally Posted By: Ops
I may very well be!

Have you ever dated someone more than 10 years your junior or senior?

yes... It got old really quick







WHy do birds suddenly appear?


Because your trippin




Why do you always JINX yourself when you say "i've never...", but it's only bad stuff...never good like "I'v enever won the lottery..."
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:21 PM

Because that would fall under the Personal Gain umbrella, and that's not permitted.





Have any chain restaurants closed in your area because of poor sales?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:23 PM

Tony Roma’s


Which seat do you prefer on a plane and why: window, aisle or the dreaded middle?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:25 PM

Depends on the length of the flight - long flight I like the aisle (hate to make everyone stand up when I have to go pee), short flight the window.


If you could fly anywhere today, where would you go?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:28 PM

Birmingham AL - visit the girlfriend







Why do long distance relationship happen to good people?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:39 PM

Because the boy/girl-next-door isn't good enough

Why can't the guy from Collections get it through his head that we canNOT chargeback the overdraft on this account?!?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 07:57 PM

Because he's a dumbazz.




Have you won anything lately?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:08 PM

Yup...I got an email this morning from some French dude saying a courier service was holding my check for $800,000 and all I had to do was send $150 for the storage fee (BARGAIN!)

You just purchased a new electronic product:

Do you thoroughly review all the instructions before using it

or

Do you just start pressing buttons and figure it out intuitively?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:13 PM

I'm a guy, I am genetically engineered to not read or need directions.




Plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:15 PM

Press buttons!

Does your bank offer lots of incentives to branch personnel, but nothing to back office types (like me :-(
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:16 PM

Weekend plans: maybe some HI projects

Incentives: what are those?

This cube of butter lists the ingredients as cream and natural flavors. What are the “natural flavors”?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:17 PM

I guess anything the cow ate.




What HI projects?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:18 PM

In butter that might be 'cow'.


HI projects? Hawaiian Projects???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:21 PM

Replacing the closet doors, crown molding, etc. Maybe create some type of arbor above the garage door (got a table saw for Christmas...time to lose a couple fingers and look like the woodshop teacher!)

Originally Posted By: MB Guy
I'm a guy, I am genetically engineered to not read or need directions.


Uhh...so am I. Should I spend some quality time in the "transgender" thread?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:21 PM

Home Improvement Projects.

TOTALLY STEER CLEAR OF THAT THREAD.



Is Pooh on a slow connection???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:23 PM

Ab-sa-tively, Pos-i-lutely! (Our IT keeps us as slow as possible!)

Simpsons or Family Guy???
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:30 PM

Family guy.

What does llama spit smell so bad?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:32 PM

Simpsons.


Didn't Lil Freak say he was going to have a 2 hour layover in Phx this weekend?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:37 PM

I dunno,BB... looking to get freaky?


Why don't peanuts satisfy the same way a Snickers does?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 08:39 PM

Because we girls NEED our chocolate!

Cashews or Macadamias?


`
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:07 PM

Cashews.

Do you know the Dane Cook cashew joke?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:14 PM

I've never heard the Dane Cook cashew joke.

Do you like to buy little, dried fish from the Asian market and toss them over the cubicle wall at female co-workers?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:17 PM

No, but it gives me great ideas of pranks to pull on my boss!


Have you heard the divorced wife/shrimp shells joke?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:29 PM

Sadly, I have not (guess I need to spend more time on Comedy Central. And BP, the Yuma vacation isn't until the Memorial Day week).

Should a guy even want to be passenger in a fuchsia colored Geo Tracker let alone be driving one? I mean come on, have some cajones….
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:32 PM

better than having your hair that color!





Do you like to go to the mall?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:35 PM

My husband likes the mall way more than I do (shop-a-holic he is!)


If you could pick any color hair, what would it be?
.......(I can see Lil Freak with flaming red; Bugs with shiney silver.....)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:36 PM

red w/purple- not too wild but a statement






do you ever fall up the steps instead of down the steps?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:37 PM

My current color...I love my hair!


Does using Chapstick excessivley really make it so your lips forget how to moisturize themselves?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:44 PM

pjs, yes! I've done it more times that falling down them.

dip, I believe that's mostly true.



Do you find it freaky that if your feet were separated from your body in the ocean, the right and left wouldn't drift to the same beach?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:47 PM

Of course they wouldn't, they'd be shark food!


Should I get on reviewing the vendor management policy

or

poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick? I’m leaning toward the stick option….
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:49 PM

well your name implies you're a freak so I guess you poke out your eye.
Don't hurt yourself! HA!





Is it time to get the heck out of Dodge?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:51 PM

yes....







Do you find it somewhat scary to hear the types of questions these freaks come up with?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 09:59 PM



For sure. But I wonder if people think the same of my posts, at times.





How could someone possibly tattoo their eyeball???
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 10:04 PM

I didn't know that was even possible, seriously (and I know serious).




Do you think it's safe to restate the title of the Hillary thread in this thread even though there's a chance that my post would be deleted? (which makes no sense, one just has to look at the title of that thread for a good chuckle)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 11:10 PM

That seems to be the way to get around the mods (shh - is PR around?)

Did you realize that we have to move the clocks back 1 hour this week?!?!?!? (Booooooo)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 11:13 PM

yippee for DST!!!!

and yes I am right here and will modulate your behind big time if you try anthing remotely to what you are suggesting!


do we spring forward or spring back?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 11:20 PM

You may spring back one hour....

Do you have ring around the collar?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/08 11:22 PM

I don't have a shirt on presently, i am out by the pool

no one works 40 hours a week anymore do they?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 12:27 AM

If only!


Will this make everything better?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 12:56 AM

Nope....

Will you do it anyway?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:10 AM

I'm doing it right now. Yum!



We're not talking about decorations right now, are we?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 12:45 PM

with you ...........certainly not!





So PR doesn't have a shirt on but does he have his white socks on?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 12:54 PM

not a goot visual to start the day with pjs.


do you like donuts?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:01 PM

sometimes...but I'd rather have a cookie, cake, or rolls.
(well, the visual of him mowing was even worse!)





What color eyes do you have?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:03 PM

mostly green, but it depends on what i'm wearing.


would you cut your hair like the guy in your avi?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:06 PM

yes, I think if you saw me in person I would look exactly like him if I cut my hair.
Some days when I wake up my hair actually looks like that! No lie!



Are you as crazy as I am?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:08 PM

most days, yes.


do i have coffee breath? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:19 PM

No - it's smells good here on my end.

It's bright and sunny here this morning, how about in your corner of the universe?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:24 PM

the sun is finally out here. it's quite lovely.


do you like your job?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:55 PM

Some days - yes; Some days - no!

If you won a multi-million lottery, would you still work?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 01:57 PM

i'd do something, but it sure as heck wouldn't be this.



wanna go to the movies?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 02:00 PM

Sure thing -


What do you want to go and see?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 02:48 PM

Something scary, and we can share a tub of buttery popcorn.






Do you ever find yourself wondering, "Who am I and how did I get here? Is this really what I was meant to be??"
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 02:50 PM

I do BSA and compliance for a small town bank, Yes - I wonder that often.


If a train leaves Pittsburgh at 8:23 PM travelling west at 23.739/MPH and another train leaves Denver at 2:27 PM travelling east at 82.139/MPH, what is the price of eggs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 02:56 PM

Depends on whether or not you're getting the free-range, could be $3.49.



Are you gullible?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 02:59 PM

Sometimes.

Are you too trusting?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:02 PM

Always

Are you as tired as I am?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:02 PM

Yes, I left my jewelry box in my dresser when we moved, and one of the a-hole movers took a handful of my stuff, including an heirloom ring from a great-aunt.

Do you have hair on the bottoms of your feet? (this is for Freak... )
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:05 PM

Yes - now why did you ask that??????


Would you rather spring forward of fall back?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:08 PM

Forward.

(I was just curious)

Do you have a bald spot on your head?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:09 PM

Neither, it's too much effort to have to change every clock. And you know you're going to forget one and that'll be the one you look at when you have an important engagement and end up getting there far too early or an hour late.




Do you enjoy pizze bagels?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:27 PM

no.




what's the secret to fabulous mash potatoes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:34 PM

melted butter, warm milk and a dollop of cottage cheese!

BP - Pizza Bagels - mmmm, mmm, good!

What's your favorite Pizza?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 03:40 PM

meat lovers!!!!!!!!!!

aren't there some veggies that should NEVER be put on pizza?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 04:15 PM

Corn--saw a Tuna and corn combo @ a Pizza Hut in England

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Do you have hair on the bottoms of your feet? (this is for Freak... )


Not my feet, but I do have hairy palms (mom warned me about doing "that.")

Should I have the plain or jalapeno bagel for breakfast?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 04:40 PM

Jalapeno--add some spice to your morning.

Um, what question should I ask?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:08 PM

Has it snowed in San Diego?

Has [censored] frozen over, why are the temps down so much this year?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:14 PM

to really kill those nasty nasty bugs. Altho it aint working.






Who are you?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:17 PM

I am Keyser Soze!







Will my haircut come out good today?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:19 PM

I am Keyser Soze!







Will my haircut come out good today?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:22 PM

I am Keyser Soze!







Will my haircut come out good today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:23 PM

Don't know.....


.......Will your stylist be in a good mood?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:24 PM

no, because you posted twice (you are going down today)

Why are so many of the rowdies no longer posting?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:24 PM

Yes it will, now quit stuttering!



How often to you fill your tank?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:26 PM

WHat I do in the confines of my own bathroom is none of your business mister!






Why do some people try to get too much personal info \?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:26 PM

It was no longer fun for them and/or they are trying to be nice to our Wonderful Mods!


Do you still enjoy your Mod Job since there are so many fewer rowdies?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:26 PM

About every 6 days.

What's with the bacon obsession? Is bacon really code for something else?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:27 PM

The rowdies have left the building.

Gas up ever couple weeks (saw mid-grade at $3.65 today! )

Do you have any OCD issues, like checking three times to make sure the sliding glass door is locked, making sure your alarm clock is still set every time you wake up during the night, pressing the remote lock button five times to make sure the car is really locked, etc.? Not that I do any of this; just wondering…..
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:28 PM

I really love bacon. Growing up, I'd take the bacon off my sister's plate. My mom had to start making more bacon just for me. And in college I'd eat a plate-ful every morning. It's just truly lovely and I couldn't imagine a life without bacon.



Isn't there a food that you just love?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:30 PM

Chocolate!


Have you ever wondered what the insides of your arteries look like from all of that bacon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:44 PM

With all the vodka I drink, it's smooth sailing in there.



What's 3D's middle name and blood type?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:53 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconPerson
I really love bacon. Growing up, I'd take the bacon off my sister's plate. My mom had to start making more bacon just for me. And in college I'd eat a plate-ful every morning. It's just truly lovely and I couldn't imagine a life without bacon.


BB, how are you not fat? I hope your little arteries are ok

I really like bacon...mmmm, like a good BLT.

How do you cook your bacon? I love it cooked in the oven, so the fat drips off as it cooks and you end up with crisp, melt in your mouth bacon. Usually just cook it for myself though, so I do it in the toaster over
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:56 PM

c'mon dip, have you ever seen a fat alcoholic?

anybody like microwaved bacon?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 05:58 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconPerson
With all the vodka I drink, it's smooth sailing in there.



What's 3D's middle name and blood type?


Dooby is his middle name I suppose. Type B for banana

I cook my bacon in the microwave.
Pooh Love your Pic!

What's with the shortage of plain microwave popcorn?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
c'mon dip, have you ever seen a fat alcoholic?

anybody like microwaved bacon?


me me me

Good God Pale- tell us what your pic is all about please!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:04 PM

I think Pale's avatar is from 'Million Dollar Baby.'

Am I right?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:09 PM

I do believe so, Becka.

What are you most looking forward to about warm weather?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:13 PM

Love to lay out in the sun by the pool and just absorb the warmth; then when I get too warm, jump in the pool to cool off!


What will you miss from winter?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:15 PM

The cool weather.


Whats the square root of bacon and vodka?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:17 PM

A spicey bloody Mary.


Pi = ???????
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:18 PM

Chocolate or buttermilk.


Cake = ??????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:24 PM

White cake (boring I know) w/raspberry filling and coconut frosting!



Tigger or Tony?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:24 PM

chocolate

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:25 PM

Milk Chocolate.

Coconut cream eggs or peanut butter eggs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:29 PM

Peanut butter eggs. :drools:

(And dip and I cook our bacon the same way)



Is it lunchtime yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:38 PM

It's only 10:38, so more like brunch time.

What adjective describes you best?
Posted By: °X°

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:40 PM

large
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:42 PM

Faaaabulous.


What's the point of yawning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 06:42 PM

Simple (yet complex)

What about peanut butter eggs w/bacon?


`
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:13 PM

Ops, The point of yawning is to get more oxygen in your lungs. You only really yawn when you are oxygen depleted.

no thanks to PB & B...

Do you prefer beer or wine?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:16 PM

Depends on the day, time, and weather - usually just Vodka (lots and lots of vodka)


Jelly Beans or Peeps?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:16 PM

prefer is not the word dear, but beer it is!

Can anyone picture the DQ barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:38 PM

maybe so, she likes to cook.





Deep dish pizza or thin crust pizza?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:39 PM

thin, that deep stuff is hard on the dentures

meat or veggie lasagna?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:58 PM

Meat Lasagna (w/maybe some sausage mixed in).


If: PR = Mod...and...LilFreak = Mad...then 'X' = ?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 07:58 PM

Meat!



Do you have a feeling that things are going to be fun this weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 08:03 PM

_X_ = Mud?

oh yeah, things are going to be very fun!

Did it snow in San Diego this year?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 08:47 PM

A surprise storm lashed San Diego County February 15 with rain and snow, stranding as many as 500 motorists on a mountain freeway and pouring mud down onto another roadway but causing no major damage or injuries.


Have you ever been on Romper Room or know someone who has?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 08:54 PM

no but we watched it every day long long ago.






Why did you say that?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 09:25 PM

Cause I felt like it!


Are your bulbs peaking through the dirt yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 09:27 PM

what's dirt?

why are you calling riz grass in your tag?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 09:29 PM

I'm not sure what riz grass is, but if it can be smoked, I'm sure Dooby and/or Ron would enjoy it.







Can you make a shoe smell?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 09:57 PM

Nope, it has a tongue not a nose.







Are you ready for First Friday?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 10:15 PM

and second, and third, and fourth Friday...

Did you know that if you typed “Homer Simpson tattoo” in Google Images you’ll see pictures that’ll make you wonder why would a woman want to be tattooed in that particular area?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 10:20 PM

D' oh! No






If Hillary was elected, would you cringe and have pity for the intern who would be required to service her to get back at Bill?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 10:33 PM


That would be cruel and unusual punishment, and would land her in maximum security.



Lil Freak, is that image something I can look at while in the office?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 11:01 PM

definitely.... maybe.... I would say not though








Why can I get all kinds of good stuff on my work computer?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 11:18 PM

Because you are very, very lucky! (Now hush or the IT geeks will hear you!)


Shall I tape The Apprentice and watch Lost or tape Lost and watch the Apprentice?

(BTW - 'Riz' in my tag is like risen - but is 'riz' to rhyme with 'is')
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/08 11:56 PM

Watch Lost.

BP--At the top of the Google screen there's an option for images (click that). Then there's an option for preferences: strict, moderate, or do not filter. I just realized mine was set to moderate. I may need to change it (not sure I want to see what pops up with the do not filter preference ).

Do you have any ineffectual middle management suck-ups at your financial institution?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:01 AM

My Boss - just the darling of upper management. Will do anything for anyone; sticks his nose into everything but what he should. Has auditors looking for work, but is too busy with his own personal work.

Does anyone still do spring cleaning?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:30 AM

of course, spring and fall cleaning here. I love doing it too.





What's the word?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:52 AM

Today's word is "HA!"

Knick, knack, paddy whack

What does that mean? What is a "paddy" and should I be whacking it?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 12:38 PM

sounds fierce, go ahead and whack it. HA!






Where are you going?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:18 PM

strawberry fields


are you ready for the weekend?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:20 PM

Heck yes. If you don't, you're sick.

Is it gonna rain forever?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:22 PM

no. the sun has a scheduled appearance on 3/9 from 10-10:05 am EST.


do you like kielbasa?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:26 PM

no!



Do you like shrimp?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:29 PM

I'm allergic, actually.


Would you sky dive?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:30 PM

Yes!

Do you eat raw clams/oysters?


Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 01:43 PM

No, can't tolerate the texture.

Do you love steamed lobster with lots of melted butter?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:06 PM

Oh Yesss!
(agree with you on the raw stuff - I can't get past the slime factor)


Have you ever tried to grill lobster?




Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:11 PM

nope, I don't clean my grill enough to be able to do that, it would stick and come apart

Did you know that after all my bragging about being 80 degrees and such, we got a bit of scattered snow this morning here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:12 PM

You did!?!? So did we.


Did you get enough snow to make a snow angel?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:13 PM

Ha! no way, it wasn't enough to make a little pile turn yellow!

Is the sun coming out now though?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:20 PM

The sun is out and it's awesome!

Why is an occasional chair called an occasional chair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:23 PM

"constructed to be used as the occasion demands" - I shudder to think what your demands are on your furniture Ms. B!

-- j/k

how about a chaise lounge - where did that name come from?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:27 PM

(my furniture serves many purposes)

No idea. Obviously some bored Frenchman!

Can I skip out early today and go "play"?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:28 PM

Yes.

Can I join?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:30 PM

Sure thing, it's a party and everyone's invited to Ms. B's.





Does anyone else really not like their job now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:53 PM

Some days I could take it or leave it.


Are you looking for another job?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:55 PM

Yes.

Where would you go if not here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 02:58 PM

Probably there, but I cannot say for certain.




Is the joke always on you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:01 PM

No...cuz I'm your boss...so the joke is on YOU!

Are you sweating?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:01 PM

not yet.


do your gums hurt?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:03 PM

profusely!!! and I am starting to squirm too!


Can anyone take vacation in hour increments?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:19 PM

no.





what's the Easter Bunny bringing you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:21 PM

fierce peeps!

have you had any of the cocoa peeps yet?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:38 PM

I'm not into peeps. They look horrible.





A trip to Florida or the Blue Ridge Mountains?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:49 PM

Probably Florida.



Why do your gums hurt, Kitten?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:55 PM

she's been eating carrots w/o her false teeth.


what personal items do you have on your desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 03:58 PM

Just 3 little pigs.



What about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:06 PM

pictures of my babies and a bamboo plant.


are you stuffed up?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:06 PM

Lots of pictures.

Do you do the Dew?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:23 PM

not a big fan of Mt. Dew and I usually cause the stuffing

Does anyone need a hot tea with honey?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:25 PM

yes bring it on please!






do you think you look pretty today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:27 PM

nope, haven't been pretty for more than 50 years

do you feel old?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:28 PM

Yes, pleasethankyou PL.

What is the longest time that you have been ill?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:28 PM

never! and you shouldn't either!





when is it gonna be 80 degrees and sunny!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:38 PM

July 14, but you'll be at work and miss it....


What’s up with employees sending emails as “high importance” and it turns out to be just another inane marketing promotion?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:41 PM

I hear you LF - I'm now getting chain emails from other emp's that are marked high importance.


If you could travel anywhere in time (back or forward) who would you like to meet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:43 PM

Locke
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:49 PM

Why would you want to meet Gary Locke, the former Governor of Washington state?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 04:50 PM

Maybe to punch him in the nose?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:03 PM

I'll bet a lot of people on that island want to punch John Locke in the nose!


If you could punch anyone in the nose and get away with it, who would it be (Coolies excluded :-)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:24 PM

The smelly drunk sitting near me on the bus

Do you deserve what you get?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:30 PM

better than I deserve!

do you get whats coming to you?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:32 PM

You can't always get what you want.

Have you ever tried your hardest, and still only got what you need?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:34 PM

Yep.

Why does my cat have to stick his butt in my face?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 05:50 PM

He likes you; it's his way of winking....


Do you ever cover up your corporate logo-wear shirt while running errands at lunch just so customers won’t stop you and start complaining about the lousy service they once received at a branch, like you had any control over the matter and you seriously feel like telling them to shut up and fill out a comment card ‘cuz your on your lunch hour and they are wasting your time?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:07 PM

no, cuz I live in another county.





Where the he!! is Waldo?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:10 PM

Hanging out with Carmen SanDiego.


Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:11 PM

Go straight, turn left at the first stop sign, then left at the second light.

Why you going there?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:15 PM

to hang out with big bird.




Want a cookie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:34 PM

yes, white chocolate and macademia please

what ever happened to the Grouch?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:42 PM

He underwent sensitivity training, became despondent, and eventually hung himself in Mr. Hooper’s store one night….

Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you get the message “Your password has been successfully changed”?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:42 PM

He's stuck in the can!

Why do I feel so energized today? Is it just because it it Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:44 PM

and you are meeting someone special tonight!

Don't young girls energize you better than the bunny?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
and you are meeting someone special tonight!


I am? Who is it?

young girls really don't energize me....music does!

Should I go dancing tonight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:53 PM

Ha! do bears live in the woods?

of course you should go, how else you gonna meet someone special?

how many questions do I get to ask?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 06:58 PM

One at at time!

How long have you been in banking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:04 PM

since just a few years after the FDIC was created

(really, only since 1975)

How soon do you want to get out of banking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:17 PM

And get into what?

Do you think I have a good idea for a new TV program? Barack and Hillary compete to be the democratic nominee. Partisan politics results, with the two each taking sides. When rude behavior prevails as each candidate rehearses his or her speech, Howard Dean steps in and lectures the two about democratic unity. It's a talk Barack takes seriously when his campaign manager Rusty suggests turning things up another level - by starting a rumor about Hillary. Barack not only refuses, but fires Rusty; unknown to anyone, Hillary overhears the whole thing and realizes that Barack has integrity and an ample sense of fair play. She ultimately decides to concede the race.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:23 PM

No! No! Please LF - no More POLITICAL Stuff! Please!!!!!


How's this for a new program - the innerworkings of BOL focusing on the lives of the Coolies. One week, we focus on PR, the next week - DQ, etc?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:23 PM

No, stories need to contain an element of truth to be believable, your is preposterous!

Isn't it fine we have 8 more months of election commercials?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:26 PM

Yes, I think they are funny.

Will you remember to "spring forward" this weekend and change your clocks?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:29 PM

I don't want toooooo! Please!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Can't we please fall back another hour?????


(spending too much time in the bar today :-p
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:32 PM

Since you're special, Pooh, you may fall back this weekend.

Did you know that it took two Q-Tips to clean all the crud out of my belly button this morning?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:35 PM

don't you know you're not supposed to stick a q-tip anywhere your elbow won't fit???

what would you say is your "universal" spice?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:40 PM

Pepper.


LF - exactly what all was in your belly button that need a 2-q-tip fix? Then again, maybe we don't want to know?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 07:41 PM

Old

Can I still get that in the funny shaped white bottle?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 08:05 PM

They don't make that old spice anymore, Old Pale.

When you are home, do want to start drinking earlier than if oyu were at work all day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 08:07 PM

I'm pretty sure you can, just ask Tony Stewart.





Has the been a week from you-know-where for everyone else???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 08:09 PM

For me yes...

For you?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 08:16 PM

not to bad....

Do you have a lot of work to do, but you just can't focus today?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 08:21 PM

Yes, and the day before that and I’m guessing most days going forward.




To add to the primetime TV lineup that Freak has suggested, how well would this work?

Senator Obama creates a rivalry with a popular WWE wrestler. He gets some really cool moves like “The Elbow of Change” and has snappy catch phrases. His most popular catch phrase would end……”IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLLLLLL L L L L L L L L L, WHAT BARACK IS COOKIN!”
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 09:34 PM

hmm Rock Barack or Barack the Rock - that is kinda catchy!


will this day every end?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 09:37 PM

...or Obama lama ding [censored]...
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 09:37 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
...or Obama lama ding [censored]...


dongg is censored????
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 09:38 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
...or Obama lama ding [censored]...


dongg is censored????


No, but [censored] is.

Why is Clint Eastwood being attacked by a light saber in Pale's avi?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:01 PM

‘Cuz Luke Skywalker doesn’t like Clint sitting on Princess Leia’s…oh, never mind.

Ever go jogging in the morning before the sun is up, so things are still pretty dark, and you see a cat sitting up on its haunches and you think, “Gee, that’s cute,” but you wonder why the cat just sits there and doesn’t run away as you get nearer and nearer, and soon you’re within five feet of it and now you’re thinking, “Gee, that cat’s ugly” and then you realize it’s an opossum that’s sitting up and not moving, and then you quickly veer to the other side of the street?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:05 PM

geeze folks, thats Clint in the boxing ring !!!!! Didn't Hillary win an Academy Award for this movie!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:10 PM

I have no idea what you are talking about!

Where is your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:11 PM

my question is why bbs and neo can't see that my avatar is Clint at a boxing ring?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:11 PM

In my head.

Are you the answer?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:13 PM

I think that depends on the question.

What's for dinner tonight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:14 PM

IDK

why are feeding softballs for these guys to hit?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
IDK

why are feeding softballs for these guys to hit?


I don't understand the question.

Are you typing to fast? Or did you start drinking on the job?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:16 PM

Because they can't hit the hardballs

Do you give money to buskers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:17 PM

IDK

what is buskers?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
I think that depends on the question.

What's for dinner tonight?


I don't know -- you're the woman, what are you cooking?

Could you be dessert?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
IDK

what is buskers?


Street performers

What DO you know?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:20 PM

Not much

Is "street performers" another term for hookers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:21 PM

hmph!......... not much about Seattle! and diminutive street urchins!

have you been arrested as a person of interest for the Field of Dreams yet?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:22 PM

I now know to use 'Pluck Yew' whenever I talk to friends planning to go bow hunting.






I believe Arby's still has a special running, would eating Arby's six nights in a row be considered excessive?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:23 PM

Not only excessive but disgusting. Ewww....

What is the secret to a happy life?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:24 PM

what is your question dear?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:25 PM

staying out of the cooler!

Don't you just hate it when peeps go back in and edit a mistake?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:25 PM

Lot's of Arby's.





If eating Arby's six nights in a row is excessive, would eating Taco Bell five nights in a row be ok in your book?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
have you been arrested as a person of interest for the Field of Dreams yet?


They want me to play second base...
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Not only excessive but disgusting. Ewww....

What is the secret to a happy life?


Knowing who you are and what you want and going for it.

Are you happy?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:29 PM

No

What happens when you can't get what you want?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:41 PM

That just doesn't happen.

Do you fight for what you want?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:47 PM

let me jump in here before Ed

"I am a lover, not a fighter"

Who is doing yard work this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:49 PM

Not so much...most of the fight has been worn out of me.



When you realize you're old, is there ever hope of going back?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:52 PM

IDK, why you asking me? Is this profiling?


How old do you feel on a Friday afternoon?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:52 PM

There's that "second childhood" thing you get to look forward to...

Have you ever cleaned the dead flies out of the overhead light fixtures at work and then glued them to a glass Christmas bulb to make a dead fly Christmas ornament? It’s repulsive yet strangely intriguing, kinda like a car accident.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:54 PM

PR, today I'm feeling like I haveone foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

'Lil Freak!, I actually think that sounds beautiful. But I'm a bit sick in the head lately.




What's your trusted news source?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 10:57 PM

BOL, I don't have time for the others

Can you ever go back home?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 11:03 PM

You can unless you did something to embarrass the whole town...


Okay, since you didn’t like my first TV program idea, would you watch this?

A slick-talking talent scout named Tami Rogers wants to sign Barack to an image makeover contract, and totally make him over into a democratic nominee named Baracky Bravo. But when Barack discovers his speeches have been electronically "sweetened," he minces no words in expressing his dislike for the end product. Tami and her hipster associate openly admit they liked Barack only because he "fit the suit," prompting Barack to walk out.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 11:06 PM

It's better than the first, but it's lacking a certain punch.


Couldn't you just have a Celebrity Smack Down between Obama and Clinton, with all sorts of weaponry like straight-edge razors in Hil's hair and mercury injected into Barack's boxing gloves?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 11:23 PM

I suppose you could...

But, how would having razors in her own hair pose a threat to Hillary's opponent?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 11:39 PM

When they grab her hair to pull it.

Geesh, someone's not ghetto-raised, eh???
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/07/08 11:56 PM

Nope

What part of your body is most easily injured?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 12:16 AM

My heart.


Do you ever find yourself singing the Meow Mix jingle?

(I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 12:29 AM

Nope

Why won't my cell phone let me edit calendar appointments?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 02:22 AM

Psst...... That's not your phone.....

Who's phone is Becka messing with?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 03:35 AM

Hmmmm - Looks like PR's.


Did you find that phone out on the BOL bar's patio Becka?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 03:55 AM

I wasn't at the BOL bar...

When you dream, what do you dream about?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 04:19 AM

not checking BOL before I hit the sack

What kind of loser is home on Friday night?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 05:24 AM

ME!!! Pick me!!!!

OMG.... Did that come from a BNL song Becka?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/08/08 07:56 PM

Yes, it is from a BNL song, Audit_gal

Is it possible that something which seems too good to be true might actually be true?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 12:45 AM

Possible..... YES.... Probable.... NO

R U gonna go for it anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 12:56 AM

she better not, when in doubt - don't

Wasn't today beautiful?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 03:28 AM

No, you meanie... It was 25 and snowing ALL day
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Audit_gal
No, you meanie... It was 25 and snowing ALL day

Pssst.. you forgot your question!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 07:31 PM

Did I...? (Q & A )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/09/08 10:48 PM

You did (we have video). We will release it for the right price, otherwise it will be posted on You Tube....

Can't the ice cream man play anything else other than "La Cuckaracha," "The Entertainer," or "Little Brown Jug?"
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 11:59 AM

Ours plays "pop goes the weasel"...

Did you ever wait on tables?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:04 PM

i usually wait sitting on a chair. it's rude to wait on tables.

(but, yes. UGH!!)


do you like iced tea?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:29 PM

Yes, fresh & unsweetened.

Do you drink grapefruit juice?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:40 PM

yes, i ♥ it.


do you eat grapefruits?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:45 PM

Not any more, interferes with my meds.

Did you ever break a leg?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:47 PM

Yes, with just a sprinkle of sugar.


Have you ever had grilled grapefruit?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:48 PM

yes. it hurt like..... the dickens.


do you like poptarts?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:50 PM

Yes - it's a guilty throw back to my childhood!

Do you like Rice Krispie Treats?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 12:58 PM

HECK YES!

Have you ever had Cornflake Candy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 01:02 PM

No - can't say that I have (or want to).


Have you ever had puffed rice candy? (sounds horrible, but actually isn't)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 01:09 PM

I haven't, Pooh. (Cornflake candy also sounds horrible, but it's not.)

What is your favorite kind of lotion?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 01:10 PM

Michael Kors Silkening Body Lotion.


Homemade Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisen Cookies?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 01:58 PM

No bake chocolate oatmeal hands down. YUM.

Do you like cold pizza for breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:00 PM

Yes - and it's good for you - grain, dairy, vegtable, and possibly meat.

How can a 1.5oz bag of Gold Fish have so much more in it than a 1.5 oz bag of Cheez Its?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:40 PM

must be the water retained by the gold fish

how can beta fish live in filthy water for so long?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:43 PM

What are beta fish (Q&A) ?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:46 PM

those beatiful fish you can buy in those very small bowls, they are air breathers so that is how they survive in those horrible conditions

can you beleive the DQ doesn't know what a beta is?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:48 PM

Sure I can!

You mean a Beta Fish isn't a fish sent to a limited number of people for testing and evaluation?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:50 PM

no, those are the alpha's

who's an omega?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 02:58 PM

I've done an omega, but that was in my Greek days.



How can the weekend already be over??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:01 PM

Because it is, so there.

Why did PR delete his post about grandmas?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:12 PM

IDK, because he didn't want to hurt anyone's feeling?? (I didn't see it, so I don't know what it said.)




Have you ever woken up and looked at your SO and thought, "This isn't where I want to be."?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Because it is, so there.

Why did PR delete his post about grandmas?



you rascal, you did that! don't be modulating me any more!

yes Bb, but since the two have become one, there ain't no turning back

do thunderstorms during the day make you sleepy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:22 PM

No, I find them envigorating.


Do they make you sleepy PR?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:22 PM

Totally! I love when monsoons roll in and would like to call in sick to sit around and watch them.


Which would be the better tattoo--wings from my shoulder blades to the small of my back or a phoenix on the small of my back?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:25 PM

A phoenix between your shoulder blades -- my hubby wants a phoenix, and I've been trying to talk him into getting it there for a long time. I don't like small of back tats.


Why, oh why do banks have to frown upon tats & piercings?! I want to get my nose pierced.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:36 PM

B..Y - don't get a tramp stamp.... you're a boy....
ops - because they are run by "The Man".... damn the man! get the piercing!



do you listen to music at work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:38 PM

Because it's for your own good Young Lady! Someone has to watch out for all of you young'uns!


Is it wrong for a 50-something to get her belly button pierced?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:38 PM

no to music, tatts, and piercings!

how many of y'all are irritable?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:40 PM

No, but depending on the belly, it might be wrong to let anyone see it! (Of course that's true for bellies of any age!)

Is my youth really gone?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:40 PM

not me!


what's the matter, granpa?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:47 PM

somebody is modulating me!

Isn't that the goofiest pic of a cat you ever say on kitten?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:50 PM

- it's for st. patricks day!!!!


does someone need their mouth washed out with soap?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:53 PM

[font:Comic Sans MS]That's pretty nasty (especially when you get soap chunks stuck behind your front teeth).

When is Easter? My monthlydoos calendar says April 6, but my wife says it’s March 23.[/font]
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:54 PM

April 6th. (Actually, I don't know.. that's just a guess). I really think your wifeypoo is right.

What town were you born in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:58 PM

Wauseon, Ohio.



Where would you rather be right now?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 03:58 PM

Auburndale, FL or Cumming, GA

What would you rather be DOING right now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:02 PM

Home curled up on the couch in front of the fire reading.

(LilFreak - Easter is March 23)

What do you do for Easter Dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:04 PM

have the grandchildren over, don't you Pooh?

peeps in here are a tad bit sensitive, eh?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:08 PM

No, it's just you...

Why do I always forget BB was born in my Town?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:09 PM

Too much dealing with cranky customers, rain and snow (depending on the region)


Easter Egg Hunts - do you have them for your kids/grandkids?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:09 PM

because both of you got out asap!

did y'all know there is a Toledo Bible College?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:12 PM

can't say that I did.


Best Spring Break location?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:23 PM

Destin, FL.




PR, don't you know that Audit_gal still lives in Wauseon?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:31 PM

He's obviously having a senior moment.


Why do they pick the most clueless people to put on Survivor?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:36 PM

natural selection

Why is the bacon in the package arranged nice and neat except for that one piece that’s kind of thrown in to make it appear the bacon contains more meat than what there truly is?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:44 PM

Marketing -

If we could send a BOL team to Survivor, who would you send?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconboY
Destin, FL.




PR, don't you know that Audit_gal still lives in Wauseon?


populations 7,091 Ya hoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Freak: you must survey that window on the back of the package to guage meatiness

Can you really squeeze a melon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 05:07 PM

You shouldn't, because testing for ripeness invovles a smell and slight thump.



Do you think I should shave off off the hair on my head to tan my scalp?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 05:30 PM

Go for it, just be careful and use a mild sunscreen so you don't end up with those big, brown liver-spot looking things.

Why do you have to wade through so much crud in the Federal Register just to find the meat of the final ruling (junk about why there needed to be a ruling, comments to the proposed ruling, comments about comments some people though about commenting on, and then the part about paperwork reduction)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 05:47 PM

Because government is never easy, so quit trying to make sense of it.




Doesn't paper freshly expelled from the copier smell grand?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 05:56 PM

If it’s a laser printer those toner fumes are poisonous. BE CAREFUL!

I have a Twinkie from July 2005 in my desk drawer (it got shoved to the back and became an odd science experiment when I found it some time later). Why hasn’t it turned green and nasty? Should they embalm people with whatever Twinkies are made out of?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:05 PM

I prefer to be embalmed with vodka. I've already started the process.




What should I think about this dream: I'm starting to light candles because it's 5:30 on Sunday and that's just waht I do, when I find out that all the lighters are missing because the SO moves them all the time, and then I find matches but by that time all the candles are empty...just wax shells. So, I decide I'll instead light a fire in the chiminea using the empty candles as fuel only to find out that the door is locked from the outside and I'm stuck inside with the dogs that need to pee. And I have to pee, too.
????????????????????????
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:15 PM

You should think that it's best to keep the door unlocked if you're going to play with fire.

When did groceries get so expensive?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:16 PM

Locked door: you're trapped in a mad man’s mind.

Pee: you drank too much before bedtime.

Now, if we psychoanalyze the part about wanting to burn things, I think we’d all be a little alarmed.


Are you able to sit still or do you fidget?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:30 PM

I am a fidgeter...

Do you have insomnia?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:32 PM

not at ALL.


would you have cosmetic surgery? if so, on what?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:35 PM

I wanted to do something with my nose, but wouldn't anymore because it reminds me of my dad.




Why does it seem that everything's getting more expensive but my paychecks aren't growing at the same rate?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:37 PM

Inflation, my dear.


Are we all gonna get sucked into a black hole?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:38 PM

It looks that way, so keep watching the night skies.




Who wants to walk over for fried chicken with me?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 06:39 PM

Because everything IS getting more expensive, and you haven't had a raise.

Is there an effective way to deal with sexsomnia?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:03 PM

Bb: had beef already, speed up your time zone will ya?

Becka: this is a condition exacerbated by reading things in the cooler, so stay out of the cooler and bingo!

Can I retire now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:05 PM

Celibacy

Would you like to see Paula Dean once try whatever she made and say, “Oh my, this taste like cr@p!”?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:06 PM

sure you can - as long as you can afford to keep all of us in the style that we have become accustomed to.


What should I make for dinner - meatloaf or burgers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:10 PM

I suggest a meatloaf burger, saves time and energy thinking about it

Is the snow melting?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:13 PM

It's pretty much all gone.

Will someone shoot the groundhog already?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:14 PM

Yes - Please do!

Where are all of our BOL hunters out there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:19 PM

In the woods, I believe.

Do you find it odd that AZ doesn't observe DST?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:23 PM

Would that be due to all of the alien spaceship landings out there? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:30 PM

No, that's more likely to happen in NM and NV than AZ.



Does this sound odd to you: I moved to Arizona from Ohio because it's a state the begins and ends with the same vowel, so the next place I could move would be Alaska, even though I don't like the cold.
?????
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:38 PM

You could move to Alabama.

What about states that begin & end with different vowels?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:41 PM

I don't think they'll let me into Alabama, and couldn't imagine being happy in a state that had different vowels.




What do you normally take when it's BYOB?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:44 PM

guess! (hint: begins with Shiner and ends with Blonde)

is it humanly possible to drink as much vodka as some here allude to?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:46 PM

Yup (feel our livers)


Ever show up for work one morning and see an S&M bondage kit box sitting in your parking lot and you can’t help image what happened at your work site the previous night, but then the VP of Lending drives up and tosses the box in the dumpster, and later you find out from a co-worker that the box still contained product, so you go to the dumpster to check it out, but the box is beyond your reach, so you recruit Judy and use a couple fluorescent light tubes to get the box, and that’s why you have a cat o’ nine tails whip hanging in office?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:48 PM

I'm working on this experiment to see just how much vodka a 33 yo 125 pound Caucasian male can consume, and I've gotten some pretty interesting results.

Don't you think tribal ear piercings are kind of hot?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:53 PM

B.B. - Ewwwwww - Oh so NOT hot!

L.F. - Someday I want to meet you in person.


Shouldn't I know by now not to get into a religious discussion in the Cooler?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:56 PM

You should, and also avoid political threads, PETA threads, NRA threads, abortion threads, those started by a creepy guy in AZ and any "news" articles that don't have a link to the original source.



Don't you just love what you can cook up in the microwave?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:56 PM

yeah, but I never learn that lesson either Pooh, let it role off your grandmotherly back

why can't we just all come together?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 07:57 PM

bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you have to have one of those trays for bacon to do it right in the micro?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:02 PM

Nope, but I have a rack to bake it in the regular oven.



Does anyone want to try my limoncello when it's done in a couple of months?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:04 PM

is that a musical instrument BB?

where can you get lessons for playing the lemoncello?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:05 PM

BB - Yes, Yes, YES! Love Limoncello!

PR - You really have it in for me today with the grandmother remarks, don't you?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:11 PM

I dunno--I can't answer for PR

Why couldn't I post this and why did the sins thread get deleted?
Originally Posted By: bbsgrant
The Catholic Church is hurting right now... too many lawsuits draining the coffers. They have begun to get creative though lately in amassing and protecting new money.


Uhhhh...they aint hurting THAT bad.... There are tons of dioceses out there, so I dont' think I'm giving anything away here, but I know SOME of them are doing just fine. Insurance claims help pay the molestation payments...
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:12 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconboY

Does anyone want to try my limoncello when it's done in a couple of months?


My boss makes this stuff!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 08:14 PM

PR, this is the recipe I'm using. I'm about half way through the first step.


What's the best way to clean your rings?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 09:24 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconboY
PR, this is the recipe I'm using. I'm about half way through the first step.


What's the best way to clean your rings?


Remove rings from finger and/or engine; put in sink w/detergent; scrub

B-Boy - Will you invite us over when it's done or have samples in the Bar?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 09:39 PM

dang that stuff is potent, could probably fire up an F-18, but why use lemons if its called limon - you think it would have limes in it tooo


and Pooh - I am sorry, I had way too much fun with the grandkids jokes, I will now refrain

anyway, i am sure the BB will invite us over


does this stuff have any taste?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 09:52 PM

I keep it in the freezer, and it pours out as a thick, syrup-y, intensely lemon aperetif. It is yummy when it's about 90 outside and you're having something to sip on after dinner.

& PR - if you stop picking on my, I'll just have to sit here and cry!

Did you modulate us PR?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 09:59 PM

Pooh, for sure I'll have samples. Just remember to enjoy responsibly. And PR, it's Italian, hence limon.



Is there something in the BOL air that's causing people to be hypersensitive today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:09 PM

Spring Fever - Hormones are running high and all that good stuff.


If you combine the hypotenuse of a right triangle with the sum of all four sides of a rectangle, what will you get?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:12 PM

me, I would get a failing grade

Do you use any calculus in your job?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:12 PM

and Pooh, I have been busy today, but I don't think I mod'ed you or BB today
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:14 PM

No - and that's a good thing, cause Calc was not one of my better subjects (back in those pre-historic times PR)


Do you all have any flowers coming up in your gardens? (We picked our first daffodil)
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:21 PM

No flowers coming up yet but will be in the high 40's tomorrow and saw buds on some trees yesterday. Spring will come!!!


What kind of flowers do you plant in your yard?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:23 PM

tulips, which are almost done, and then those big red flowers that come up all summer, they take over and spread like hot butter!

It has rained for 9 hours straight here, whats is doing there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:24 PM

We won't be planting any new flowers, but I'm hoping to get a lot of blooms on the jasmine (plus most of the trees already have most of their leaves).



Do you have peach fuzz on your ears?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:27 PM

It drizzled a little this morning, but stopped before noon.
Peach fuzz: yea, but it’s better than coarse, wiry hairs!

Did you know that those blue Propel Fitness Water bottles eventually start turning opaque if you use them too often to mix together vodka and lemonade-flavored Crystal Light?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:28 PM

I don't have a garden

Why does my mother keep calling?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:34 PM

LF, thanks for letting me know.

:pours out lemonade from Propel bottle into paper cup:

Becka, she loves and misses you, so stop avoiding her calls and telling her the machine must have deleted her messages.


What did I do Saturday night/Sunday morning that's completely blocked out of my memory?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:34 PM

IDK, but you need to call her some of the time

I wonder wheather my kids will call me in a few years?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:36 PM

You know I will, pa. You're one of my favorite parents.



Did you just hear that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:39 PM

Yes, they will need your money


Why are my eyes pink?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:41 PM

Smoking too much crack!


Why did I have to take on all these projects (11 projects, 3 people, I took 5)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:42 PM

I have already told you Ag it is not pink eye!

and BB needs to stop

Has today been tough or what?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/10/08 10:53 PM

Mostly and major pain of a day.


Why, why WHY can no one figure out how to do their CTRs?!?!?!?!?

And PR, what if I don't want to stop?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:09 AM

Originally Posted By: BaconboY


Why, why WHY can no one figure out how to do their CTRs?!?!?!?!?



Job security for the BSA area.



Would you stand by your spouse on public television as they confessed an extramarital affair?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:17 AM

In all seriousness - you can never say until you're in that situation. I have reacted to things over the last 30 years that I swore I would never do. You can just never tell.


Do you know the 4 major factors of CIP - my CSR's don't?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:28 AM

I DO!! I DO!!

Would you consider your csr's to be morons (ours are)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:53 AM

Absolutely.

Do your branch folk tell you that they are overworked, and when you review their security tapes, you see them sitting around and reading magazines?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 11:45 AM

every here is way overworked, I have had to cut back on my time prowling around looking for coolies to devour

Is it still dark where you are?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 12:12 PM

It was 26 minutes ago...


And by you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 12:20 PM

Bright and Sunny and Beautiful Here!


Considering how we talk about our CSR's - can you imagine the 'wonderful' things they say about us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 12:27 PM

Why, did you overhear something about us? Was it our talk of grandchildren and how young the DQ looks for being a grandmother 6 times over?

:runs out of the cooler:

Are peeps going to be over sensitive today, like yesterday?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:14 PM

whatcha talkin' about PR??????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Why, did you overhear something about us? Was it our talk of grandchildren and how young the DQ looks for being a grandmother 6 times over?

:runs out of the cooler:

Are peeps going to be over sensitive today, like yesterday?


Oh, you are soooo dead, Old Pale...
Posted By: BoopGirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:29 PM

Do Nigerians get Nigerian scam emails?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:33 PM

No - they get Canadian Lottery letters.


So how should we get back at Old Pale today DQ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:41 PM

I think that we ought to hang'em high.

What do you think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:51 PM

I think that's too quick and easy. I think we need to be more sneaky and devious.


Oh PR, PR - Where are you PR??????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 01:53 PM

Here he is, quivering under his desk like the Huge Pale he is...

How about drawing and quartering????...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 02:24 PM

too old to feel any pain .......

how about feeding me home made italian dinners until I burst? and then follow up with a Limoncello?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 02:30 PM

Make your own dinner old man, that is if you can remember where the pans are.






Does a Diet Pepsi offset the effects of a chocolate donut?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 02:41 PM

Absolutely. It also offsets the effects of a double bacon cheeseburger, large curly fries, small onion rings and an apple turnover. Just in case you needed to know.




Does our food obsessions have anything to do with childhood trauma?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 02:43 PM

I think so, I still cannot eat canned peas because of childhood trauma.

What childhood foods traumatized you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 02:52 PM

Corn and peas.

Does anyone else love to play the number game with the current date? Here's how it's played--today is the 11th day of the 3rd month in the year '08. If you subtract the month number from the day number, you get 8, which is the year number. Oh, it's super fun!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 03:23 PM

And tomorrow we’d get the number 9, which follows 2008. Sweet!

Why doesn’t Dilbert have a mouth?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 03:43 PM

Because he epitomizes what agood empolyee should be: silent.

Why do cartoon characters always only have 4 fingers?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 03:51 PM

Table saw accidents....

Baby, will you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 03:56 PM

Ok...lemme go get the bubble wrap, feathers and duct tape.

Why isn't Spring here yet!?!?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 03:57 PM

Because it isn't the 21st yet.

Does your car/suv/truck have a sunroof or a moonroof?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 04:04 PM

moonroof, that how grandmothers are made in NJ

gas or diesel?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 04:38 PM

gas

(you are sooo gong to get it!)

Don't you think it is funny that PR's title should be "Compliance is my life" when he hit 10,000 posts a LONNNNGGGG time ago, and it still says "diamond discusser"?????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 04:59 PM

You know how things go with PR, DQ - slowly, Oh, So, SLOWLY. It takes a LONG time for him to catch up with the rest of the world

So what shall we have for lunch today? Turkey, Ravioli, Pizza?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:01 PM





I am being discriminated, but I don't care, who cares about titles? not me, nope, I am ok with it



Who made up these titles anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:02 PM

Pizzaa!!!!!!
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Table saw accidents....

Baby, will you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?


Nice Southern Culture reference Freak.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:07 PM

Ok People - You are answering the Questions, but what about asking a new question? (both Q&A there Us Granny's are SOOOO good!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:08 PM

good and hot!

Is there an age when you become a granny even though the boys are slow to get married?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:12 PM

Me - I will never be a granny (in my mind, anyway) Physically - most likely - The baby is only 21, and big brother is en-fianced!


What about you Old Man? When do you become Pappy???
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:14 PM

You are old when no gang will have you.

What is the greatest age difference you have dated?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:16 PM

8 years my senior.


OH-NO - Was it you Pale?????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:20 PM

Nope, Pale is much older than you.

I'll bet Pale is a Grandpappy 5 times over, whattya think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:23 PM

Could be, but I'll bet if he has a granddaughter, she has him wrapped around her little finger and then some!


Have you dated anyone much younger than yourself?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:26 PM

Yes, I once dated a guy who was 7 years younger than me, we went out to dinner, and he had the manners of a dog. 1st and last date.

Do you like older men?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:28 PM

Yes, by more than 20 years

Would you get involved with someone you thought was a bit crazy if he/she intrigued you otherwise?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:28 PM

No.

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
Nice Southern Culture reference Freak.


Camel Walk just came on my iPod. SCOTS is only my most favorite band ever!

Why is Safeway calling round steak “steak cordellico” and now charging $7.99 per pound?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:33 PM

I dunno, but I'm gonna blame the Man.


How long have you had your oldest pair of shoes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:35 PM

Because if they name it "Steak Cordellico" they can charge $7.99/lb instead of $4.99/lb.


Why is this server so freakin' slow today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops



How long have you had your oldest pair of shoes?



Just found a pair of boots in the attic that I bought on the Via Veneto in 1972! What a great pair of boots.


Can you top that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:39 PM

My mom still has some of my baby shoes!

Do you lie to Girl Scouts and tell them you’re diabetic so you aren’t pressured into buying their cruddy $4 a box cookies?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:42 PM

No - Mean Freakie!

Don't you know that you can make a monetary donation that goes directly to their troop?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 05:56 PM

I only contribute to girls over 21.

Do any available BOL ladies live in Denver?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:05 PM

The only BOL lady that I know of in Denver is taken and prego.

What's your favorite state?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:05 PM

confusion

yours?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:26 PM

Texas

When will the royalty cross the state line and honor Texas with their presence?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:30 PM

When you learn how to courtsy properly.


Can we go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:33 PM

no unless you are in Great Britain!

How can anyone be happy in happy valley?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:38 PM

Because it is such a great, happy, wonderful place to be I am always happy when I go there (and also usually have a bit of alcoholic libations in me



How high is the sky?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:40 PM

The same way someone can be napa in napa valley.

Why won't a certain person reply to my MySpace message?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:46 PM

I admonished all the girls to put you on ignore!

how can you be Brazos in the Brazos Valley?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:46 PM

The sky is way up there (Look up. Look up, up, up.)

They won't answer your MySpace message since they heard you've fathered puppies.

When you reheat your lunch in the microwave, do you test to see if it’s hot enough by sticking your finger in and swirling?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:49 PM

Not recently - still recovering from the last time I did that.



Do you have to tell the truth or bear the consequences if you live in Truth or Consequences?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:51 PM

oh yeah, and you don't want to run into the Sheriff

have you ever been to He11 Michigan?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:53 PM

No, can't say that I have.

Have you ever been to Paradise (Paradise, PA that is)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 06:59 PM

Not to PA, but yes to Paradise Valley, AZ.




What is it about a uniform that just makes nearly anyone look sponge-worthy?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:04 PM

Maybe because they're so ill-fitting, all you want to do is take it off...

What sort of clothing would you refuse to wear?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:06 PM

overalls

Why is French considered the lovers language?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:10 PM

Because that's the only thing they seem to get right. That and bread.



What's so terrific about biscuits and gravy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:11 PM

EVERYTHING.. Especially if it's sausage gravy. I suppose it's a southern thing?


Why would someone want his or her tea HOT?!
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:13 PM

OMG HAVE YOU EVER HAD THEM. HEAVEN ON EARTH. As long as they're homemade!!!

Why do adults become more immature the older they get?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Why do adults become more immature the older they get?


Some of them grew up way too fast, and are becoming kids again.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
(bonus if you can tell me the movie...)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:19 PM

Heck Yes.. Batman.. said by Joker.

Which Batman is your fave?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:21 PM

Why just last week, actually!


Who are those guys? (from a movie also - bet you don't know this one!)
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Heck Yes.. Batman.. said by Joker.

Which Batman is your fave?


Actor: Adam West! I think Christian Bale takes the lead from Michael Keaton

Batman Begins was AWE-SOME!!!!!!!!!!

Who is your favorite comic book superhero?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Heck Yes.. Batman.. said by Joker.

Which Batman is your fave?



Adam West
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Originally Posted By: Ops
Heck Yes.. Batman.. said by Joker.

Which Batman is your fave?


Actor: Adam West! I think Christian Bale takes the lead from Michael Keaton

Batman Begins was AWE-SOME!!!!!!!!!!

Who is your favorite comic book superhero?


Spidey (I'm a Michael Keaton girl, myself).

What's your favorite Triology?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:25 PM

LOTR, for sure. (And I love biscuits and gravy)




What was the one movie you went to the theatre to see and wished you hadn't, it was that bad?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:26 PM

AI

What movies have you gone to the theater twice to see?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
AI

What movies have you gone to the theater twice to see?


Men In Black, Men In Black II, The Matrix Revolutions, ALL the Pirates movies.

Who wants to take over my job for the last 2 hours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:28 PM

Titanic, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (actually saw that four times, once in 3D).


And you?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Why just last week, actually!


Who are those guys? (from a movie also - bet you don't know this one!)



Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 07:41 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Originally Posted By: Ops
AI

What movies have you gone to the theater twice to see?


Men In Black, Men In Black II, The Matrix Revolutions, ALL the Pirates movies.

Who wants to take over my job for the last 2 hours?


I will...how hard can it be to sit and post on BOL for 2 hours?

Where's the beef?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:08 PM

Here!

What's nu?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:15 PM

A swirling watery chaos from which the cosmic order was produced.

Do I really have to balance this GL?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:18 PM

Nope, give it to Debbie and let her deal with that.





Do you have a toaster oven at work?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:22 PM

Funny, our Accounting Manager is named Debbie...

No toaster oven

Do you bring your lunch, or buy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:41 PM

I went to my pal's daycare and ate lunch like I do everyday.

What's for dinner tonight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 08:58 PM

? I just finished lunch...

Have you ever come home from work to find the back door wide open and you hear some awful noise and you’re thinking that the neighbor’s cats are fighting, but it turns out to be your wife wearing her iPod and singing away?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 09:54 PM

Can't say that I have nor would I want to, but yours is most definately one of the most interesting lives on BOL.



Does anyone else want to plan a trip to see 'Lil Freak! when he's visiting Yuma?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:21 PM

Depends...would I need to get shots for that visit?

Why are there so many grumpy people around here?

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:23 PM

Grumpy banker's syndrome, I'd guess, Ms. B.


What were you thinking?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:26 PM

Oh you ALWAYS know what I'm thinking!


Are you going to have an "adult beverage" when you get home tonight?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:26 PM

Cause they are all waiting for their peeps to air out.


If a bee can fly at 2 miles an hour, what is magenta?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:33 PM

Ms. B, you better believe I'm having an adult beverage.

Max, it's what is left after the fight's ended.





Why am I so sleepy right now?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:41 PM

You didn't get enough protein

Why do I get hold messages when I try to dial my voicemail?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:43 PM

It could be your carrier.



How could BaconboY not be getting enough protein?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 10:55 PM

Exactly! You're even made out of protein. Don't worry, you'll perk up after you get home.

We received this email when a snack distributor showed up at our building:

The Mountain Man Lady is here! Come and check out the goodies up front!

Is anyone else thinking “she-male” and wondering what “the goodies” are?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/11/08 11:28 PM

Do you also get to check out the goodies out back? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 12:07 AM

I have a feeling that the Aussies would not grant LF a visa to visit.


Outback or Red Lobster?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 12:12 AM

Red Lobster..

Do you like seafood?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 12:30 AM

Absolutely!

Would you like to see some?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:55 AM

See some what? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:21 AM

food...

What time do you wake up in the a.m.?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 12:07 PM

too darn early! (6am)


Why can't get a good night's sleep this week?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:02 PM

The time change has screwed up your internal clock.

Why don't we all just skip work, leave now and meet in the middle somewhere for some fun!?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:09 PM

Sounds like a great idea! It's always fun in the middle!

Why am I suddenly so busy!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:12 PM

I bet you're just fakin' it.

Why does everybody seem so hyper today?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:15 PM

I never fake it! We're all so hyper because of all the coffee!

Do you fake it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:20 PM

It's almost spring - hormones are running high.


Jelly, Jam or Marmalade?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:23 PM

C Guy....never.

Pooh...jam.

Are we there yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:24 PM

Nope

Is it raining?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:29 PM

Nope.

But how much longerrrrrrrrr????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:45 PM

about 90 minutes and then you can start faking it

Isn't it going to be a great day in the neighborhood!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:49 PM

Would you be mine...could you be mine...won't you be my neighbor?

Do you hear those voices?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:49 PM

Way too long, dear.. have fun trying to be patient.


How many times a day to you pee?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 01:53 PM

that depends on what and how much I drink.



Bates Hotel or No-Tell-Motel?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:04 PM

can I chose the Mayflower in DC?

What is wrong with people?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:11 PM

Everything

Why can't I concentrate on my Fair Lending review?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:15 PM

Because we're too distracting!

Why would you want to concentrate on that stuff anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:20 PM

well Ms. B its only for the first hour or two of the day, and then there are the other things to concentrate on

How good are your powers of concentration?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:23 PM

Concentration...not so good...but my other powers...awesome!

What would we do without the internet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:36 PM

I'd likely be more productive at work, so let's hope the internet never goes away (I'm already underpaid and overworked enough).






What do you do when your MIL adores you more than your SO?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:38 PM

Is her name Robinson BB?

Why is BOL so distracting?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:42 PM

Because you're just too easy! (errrr...I mean..."easily distracted")


Do I have to attend this meeting at 10:00?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:50 PM

ahhh, yeah - but that still gives you 10 minutes, isn't that enough time?

When is too much too much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:53 PM

When it can't fit in your pockets, under your shirt or in your mouth.





It is too late to return this movie?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:55 PM

No.


How long will it be before Wal-Mart is built?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 02:55 PM

It's never too late. Just wipe it off first.

Did you know it is Hump Day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:02 PM

Wal-Mart will be built on time, and then you're in for the real fun.

No, Ms. B. No one told me that!





How was that meetin'?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:23 PM

Ms. B had the most fabulous time @ her 10:00 meeting ‘cuz I was sitting next to her!

Who let the cat out of the bag? What was the cat doing in the bag to begin with?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:24 PM

It's a web meeting...I'm still attending it...and it sux!

How is your day going?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:25 PM

For some Meow Mix. (meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow......)


Who let the dogs out?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:25 PM

Good, because I gave Kylie her meds in a cube of cheese.



And yours? Other than being stuck in a meeting.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:30 PM

Day is good...since I'm sitting next to 'Lil Freak and he's "freaky"!

I bet Kylie loves cheese...huh?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:41 PM

Of course, everyone loves cheese!

Am I the only one who thinks this last panel of the Garfield cartoon contains disturbing imagery?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:54 PM

I don't know about "disturbing"...but definitely contains some "imagery".

Are you an A-type personality?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 03:59 PM

Definitely.

Are you a control freak or just a 'lil freak?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:00 PM

I'm a lil'freaky, to be exact.





When would be a good time to stop drinking?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:02 PM

When you get pregnant

Have you ever seen a psychologist?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:05 PM

Yeah, he referred me to someone else...

Do you have children?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:06 PM

We've already been through this; I'm not allowed to breed!


Who wants to participate in a BOL 24-hour sobriety challenge?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:08 PM

Sorry, I can't do that...

Were you a test tube baby?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:11 PM

no, invitro

did you ride the short van?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:15 PM

No, did you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:22 PM

No to the short bus.

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Am I the only one who thinks this last panel of the Garfield cartoon contains disturbing imagery?


Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:27 PM

I LOVE it!


Is anyone else totally jacked that the B-52’s will be releasing a new CD March 25th? I already preordered!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:35 PM

no, how can a plane release anything but bombs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 04:36 PM

I didn't know that, thanks!!!


Now that Debbie called in sick, where should I go to get lunch since I really don't want what I brought and what I want is too far away?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:01 PM

Baja Fresh


Do you stockpile a particular personal hygiene product (I personally have a cache of deodorant)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:03 PM

toothpaste

Do you keep a pantry?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:05 PM

Yes.. It's a mess, though.

If you had a friend whose boyfriend did/may still be cheating on her, would you tell her even if in the long run it'll cause serious friendship issues? (Hubby & I are best friends with the couple).
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:06 PM

Yeah, we don’t have much cupboard space.


Is your pantry a mess or neatly organized?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:07 PM

Yes, because if you know and don't share that you'll hurt her more in the long-run.



How did LF know there's a Baja Fresh in the courtyard outside?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:08 PM

Ops: yes

pantry: perfectly organized

do you drink Gevalia?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:09 PM

Good q Ops... If I thought that he had stopped, no... But if I thought for a second it was happening again, yes... (I am/was in same situation.. My hubbys best friend is dating my best friend)

No pantry here, sorry...

Do you hear what I hear?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:11 PM

It sounds like something throwing stones.

Could it be that little gnome in Argentina???
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:17 PM

No, he only comes out at night

How will I manage to get through the day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:21 PM

Email me, I'll keep you entertained!


Have you reached the age where you can no longer endure a spin on the merry-go-round without getting nauseated?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 05:45 PM

Not yet, and I'm 33. I think by the time 65 rolls around I'll have had my fill.




Are you supposed to submit original docs to the auditors who are meeting at an offsite location and now you need some portion of those docs but cannot get them and are cursing the auditors?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 06:53 PM

Auditors should only be given duplicates (we sometimes lose things ).

Did you know that the water delivery guy has a large, colorful porpoise tattoo on his calf?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 06:54 PM

I'd like to phone a friend on that one.

Why is that lady's hair blue?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 06:55 PM

A smurf peed on her head.


Do you tell a stranger if he or she has spinich in his or her teeth?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 07:04 PM

yes, and then offer to extract it without the benefit of my hands

Can you stay up till 3 a.m.?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 07:06 PM

(with a stranger!? you floozy!)

Yes...if you give me a good reason to stay up until 3 am.


Are you a night owl or an early riser?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 08:17 PM

Early riser. I was up until 2 a.m. this past weekend and I'm still feeling



'Lil Freak!, did that tattoo look cool or just silly?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 08:29 PM

Sorry, just got back from the gym. The tat was well done and looked kinda neat, but was a little on the “pretty” side and probably shouldn’t be on a guy. However, the gal that did the demon tattoo on that cable channel, that was freakin’ awesome!

My wife’s spending the afternoon with her friend Theresa. Why do I suspect that there will be gin involved?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 08:41 PM

they get together to play gin rummy?


How many posters have skipped out because of this beautiful weather?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 08:57 PM

I'm still here. It's only in the low 50s and partly sunny (no rain until tonight). And for clarification, they will be drinking gin, not playing it.


When was the last time you checked your credit @ http://www.annualcreditreport.com?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:30 PM

I ain't paying for no stinkin credit report!

Anybody's credit rating above 1,000? I think Rizzo's must be
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:32 PM

Since when does it go above 850?

Does your bublegum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:33 PM

It usually loses flavor long before I go to bed

How did Max know I was going to ask that question?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:36 PM

Cause I read your pretty little mind darlin'.

I don't have a question, can I use yours?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:36 PM

MAYBE he's psycho er.... uh I mean psychic


If you could cheat on your SG without them ever finding out would you? Multi[ple times?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:37 PM

Your SG? You would you cheat on a shooting guard?

Should I eat this fourth cake?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:39 PM

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!







Why is my girlfriend stressing out about wedding plans when we are not even engaged yet?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:39 PM

Yes

Can you hear me now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:51 PM

Sorry, I'm deaf in one ear. Did you say something, Becka?



What's an SG?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:52 PM

A shooting guard in basketball.

Why is Nunz cheating on her shooting guard?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:54 PM

Because he's having trouble getting the balls into the hoop, even from the foul line, I suppose (but I really don't know much about basketball).



What's on that woman's head?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:56 PM

It looks like a rabid wombat feeding little rabid wombats.


Why did you wear that to work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 09:59 PM

Because I love Winnie the Pooh.



How about you?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:03 PM

Yeah, he is tasty with all that honey he eats.

If I had a million dollars, and you had a million dollars, why is october so sad?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:06 PM

Originally Posted By: DoobyDoobyDoo
DO IT DO IT DO IT!!







Why is my girlfriend stressing out about wedding plans when we are not even engaged yet?


Maybe she sees you as "the one".... why are you scared





Why do I continue to do nice things for people when they just take me for granted?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:07 PM

Because its March madness!

Who is doing the office pool?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:07 PM

PS SG was supposed to be SO.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:15 PM

We don't have a swimming pool in the office.




Why does PR's bank have a pool?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:16 PM

Cause somebody peed in it.

Why did they let someone pee in thier ool?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:29 PM

'Cause there weren't any policies against peeing in the pool

Why is my stomach so queasy?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:33 PM

You didn't drink the pool water did you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 10:40 PM

No!

Why is good help so hard to find?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 11:27 PM

I think it's a combination of work ethics, labor laws, and opportunities. We always had summer jobs as kids (picking berries, cucumbers, green beans, etc.) Now days, employers have to comply with labor laws, the berry fields have been turned into housing developments, and working parents don't have time to take their kids to summer jobs. Hence, the younger generation doesn't have the work experience.

Should I “accidently” throw away my wife’s recipe hanging on the refrigerator for Palomino Potato Chocolate Pepper Cake? It contains 3 cups of grated, raw potatoes and 1 tsp. of black pepper. It sure doesn’t sound appetizing. I'm sure I can convince her it's probably under the refrigerator....
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 11:33 PM

What's the point? If you don't like it...don't eat it!!!

Who comes up with these stupid Regs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 11:34 PM

Actually, take it and post it here, because I bet that's really good!



Anybody wanna go on vacation?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/12/08 11:38 PM

sure where we goin?


Why oh why oh why?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 12:17 AM

Why not?

Would you go on that stupid new lie-detector test show?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:00 AM

no, its not worth $500,000


Did you see Sanjaya at Idol tonight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:03 AM

I don't think so. I can't lie worth carp.



When did the After School Specials become the Days of Our Lives?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:50 AM

When the World Turned.


Anyone else miss Fear Factor?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:32 PM

You know I do! Especially the "dare you to eat this" challenges!

Originally Posted By: BaconboY
Actually, take it and post it here, because I bet that's really good!


Palomino Potato Chocolate Pepper Cake

½ tsp salt
3 cups raw, grated potatoes

¾ cup cocoa
3 lb. box devils food cake mix
1 cup sugar
1 tsp ground pepper
2 cups milk
2 eggs
1 cup sour cream or yogurt

Mix salt with potatoes to prevent discolor. Combine all dry ingredients. Mix milk with eggs and sour cream/yogurt. Mix dry and wet ingredients together gradually until lumps disappear. Add grated potatoes to the mixture. Pour into a greased and floured 12” x 21” dish. Bake 40 minutes at 350 degrees.

Make this into a rocky road cake by adding nuts, marshmallows, and chocolate chips.

And right behind that was a recipe for Bunkhouse Buttermilk Pie (urp )



My wife wrote down an email address: pj_puddingpants. Should I suspect her of having a cyber affair, or with the name “puddingpants” just let it go?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:35 PM

I think I'd just let it go, LF.


On a dare - what is the most outrageous thing that you would eat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 03:54 PM

That chocolate pepper cake or the buttermilk pie sound pretty outrageous to me.


Can Ross Jardine really make me rich with his Stock Investor Tool Kit?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 04:42 PM

YES! in only 98 simple steps!


what song best describes your mood today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 04:44 PM

Take me On - Ah-ha ( I loved the video of it)


Is this the song thread now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:13 PM

Could be if you have a song question.


Even though I have walked past the life-sized cardboard cutout of Jared standing in front of the Subway window numerous times, why do I always look over and think, “Why is that guy staring out the front of the window?”
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:14 PM

If you want it to be!


Cheese Steak or BBQ for lunch today?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:16 PM

Cheese Steak


Will you eat one for me?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:18 PM

Neither, my same old salad!!


Why does it always feel warmer when the sun is out, even when it's not warm?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:21 PM

Pooh will eat one for Ops; she has a very high metabolism

The sunshine warms your heart and makes you feel happy (kinda like me!)

Do you ever hit “submit” and then just stare at the blue status bar at the bottom of the screen and think to yourself that if there were a race between the status bar and an inch worm, the inch worm would kick butt?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:22 PM

LOL, yes!!!

Do you ever wonder why we need mirrors?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:30 PM

So we can check to make sure we don't have any green things stuck in our teeth.


My coworker hasn’t pooped for 10 days. If I know that fact, is that TMI to be shared in an office environment?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:31 PM

Absolutely, why not give him/her an enema?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:39 PM

It’s a her and I’m not going to be the one administering it (traumatic childhood experiences involving enema bulbs).


Why does the dog jump up on the bed to take my ear plugs off the night stand? Does he have a hankering for the bitter tang of earwax or what?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 06:42 PM

because it would be better to just sit on the can for 2 years


Isn't plumbing as difficult as rocket science?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:11 PM

Depends on who's pipes you're workin' on.


Do you buy bottled water or drink from the tap?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:29 PM

bottled, but I do drink coffee right from the spout!

(but the coffee has to be made from bottled water)

Any body have any handyman jobs they need done around the house?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:31 PM

Yes!

Can you do plumbing and tile work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:39 PM

Yes, well on the plumbing, but that would be a negatory on tile work - thats too arts and craftsy for my skill set

(so says Mrs. Pale)

Anyone looking for a job as a live in cook?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:48 PM

Depends on the benefits package Pale.


Are reeces pieces handed down from the gods?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:52 PM

no, but miniature Hershey bars are!


Spiced Jelly Bean or Fruit Flavored?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:54 PM

Fruit flavored fo sho.

Are you sure?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 07:54 PM

Fruit flavored.

How much would a live-in cook cost me?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 08:00 PM

Depends on your benefits package Biscuit.

How much are you paying?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 08:00 PM

:runs the numbers:

lets see, in your case and in light of the fringe benees; I am thinking my headhunter agency can find someone for room and board; but he would need an occasional night off

Do you know you can still get live in maids in El Paso for like $25 a week?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 08:07 PM

Cool - I'm moving!

Question - do they all have their Metricula Consular Cards?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 08:25 PM

Si!

Donde esta el bano?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 08:55 PM

Down the hall, first door on your right.


Why is chicky-babe blaring her music making her car rattle and on the cell phone yelling to be heard over the racket? Shouldn’t she just turn the stinkin’ music down?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 09:29 PM

But then she couldn't groove, baby!


It is so nice and bright and sunny - anybody else want to head over to a nice bayside bar and put back a few margaritas and/or Coronas w/lime???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 10:04 PM

I'll join you, but I have to take the Shop Vac over to Paul's late on.





Don't his posts just make you laught every time??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 10:07 PM

Indeed, I wonder what his coworkers think of him?

Can we find out who he really is on google?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/13/08 10:13 PM

I wish, but I think he's pretty well shielded.




Why couldn't it be easier?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 10:48 AM

Because life's hard, wear a helmet...

Do you sometimes forget where you are and curse out loud?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:00 PM

I use to do that all the time

Would you rather have athletes foot or a bad underarm rash?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:02 PM

I go with the underarm, I can still reach that area, I haven't seen my feet in years

STD or blindness?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:05 PM

Ewwwwwwwww! Neither!

Does anyone have any good ideas on how to wake up a poor little bear like me??????
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:14 PM

I heard that it's almost impossible to wake a bear during hibernation. Probably not a good idea either!!

Would you rather eat Rocky Mtn. Oysters or drink spoiled milk?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:15 PM



Neither.

Would you rather eat tripe or tongue?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:24 PM

Uh - my grandmother made tripe, In-laws made tongue - If you fry tripe with lots of butter, onions and some bacon grease, it's not bad, so I'll go with the tripe.


Sweet Breads or Liver?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:26 PM

Liver (w/onions).

Is it REALLY Friday!?!?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:36 PM

Finally, yes.

Are you leaving early today? (I am )
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:39 PM

I was seriously thinking about it.


Why don't we just call it a day now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:41 PM

Sounds good to me.

Anyone want to help make Jelly Bean cupcakes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:43 PM

spicy or fruity jelly beans? I think the trip would be too far for me

Who is gonna lock the door when we leave today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:48 PM

idk...but i hope they throw away the key!

Where should we go?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 01:51 PM

Someplace warm, sunny, with water, and possibly a beach.....

Know anyplace like that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 02:05 PM

not above the Mason Dixon line, but by co-ink-eee-dink, i am going somewhere like that this weekend

Why must I include an outlet mall in my weekend plans too?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 02:07 PM

because you are going with the ladies.


Think they'll get you something while they're shopping?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Think they'll get you something while they're shopping?


like a shiny new walker???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 02:11 PM

Chalk one up for the DQ!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:20 PM

Pimp PR's walker!


Will you buy us all something on your trip this weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:31 PM

Of course he will; the walker has a basket on the front for carrying stuff!

How can dark clothes, even after being through the washer and dryer, still come out covered in dog hair?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:34 PM

Don't wash your dog with your clothes.

Ahhhh...a dog's life. Don't you wish you could just roll over right now and have someone scratch your belly?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:40 PM

yes. or behind the ear. speaking of which...


why does it feel so good when the haircut lady rubs your head during the shampoo?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:45 PM

Probably because they have nicer, healthier finger nails than we do.

Why are men so forgetful?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:49 PM

Huh? Was I supposed to do something?

Should I wash my coffee cup or just let it go for another month?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:56 PM

A few more mold spores shouldn't hurt, that's what they make penecillan out of anyway.

Would it be rude for me to sleep at work given I have nothing to do most of the day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 06:59 PM

If you can get away with it. If you're really that bored, you can read the proposed RESPA changes and give me a summary so I won't have to do it.

Do you trust the janitorial staff not to mess with your stuff?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:05 PM

Yes...and I leave every evening wishing they would take some of my "stuff"!

Have you ever accidently snorted a bug up your nose? (or on purpose?)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:24 PM

:snort:

yes, dang gnats!

Why do y'all think its ok to get into my pocket?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:33 PM

Because we need the money, Dad!





Have you ever thought, "Well, I didn't do that" only to realize that yes, you really did do that.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:44 PM

oh yeah, the ladies here point that out all the time, whether it is correct or not!

Can I get a Mr. Bill ball for my antenna from Roach in the Box?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:57 PM

Yes, but you don't want to call it by that name when you're there. Trust me on this!




Why would someone want to steal my Reindeer Jack antenna ball?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 07:58 PM

I don't want to speak for Mr. Bill, but he may want to keep both of his balls.







Have you ever fallen asleep on the can while at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:06 PM

yes, and the only thing that wakes me is the tingling in my sleeping legs (but that was when I was so much younger then, I am older than that now)

have you ever felt the breeze out of the Sonora desert, its hot!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:07 PM

yes...hot...Hot...HOT!!!

Were you the "breather" that called me the other night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:08 PM

No, but I have felt the breeze in the Mojave Desert and that is hot also.


Can a Bird of Paradise fly?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:14 PM

only when in close proximity to someone's nose (maybe Horton this weekend)

What is a breather?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:32 PM

A heavy breather... haaahh ... haaauuuh...oohhhhhh..haaaaa...hooootttttt....

How come you don't know this, PR?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:33 PM

He is young and still unaware as to the ways of the world.








You gonna ditch that zero and get with this hero?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:34 PM

I could use that.


Aren't Ex's asses?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:35 PM

arent ex's asses whats?


(answer and question)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:37 PM

......a drain on the cashflow.


Aren't BOL ladies the cat's meow?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:38 PM

Yep....

Listen, my old man, literally just walked in the door, I must go take care of his every need, before he becomes a #9...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:54 PM

ah, hmmmm do you have a question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:57 PM

Maybe.

But can I really ask it here?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 08:58 PM

no....




Or do I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 09:15 PM

take it to a PM your two youngins!


When did I become the DQ's "old man"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 09:54 PM

I think it began a few months back and has been escalating ever since.



Do I have a stalker following me home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 09:56 PM

oh oh, _X_ found you on google

When will the water run out in the Southwest?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/14/08 10:31 PM

that's not what I wanted to hear, PR!


I think it'll be within 23 years.


Can I survive on vodka as my water?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 12:41 AM

Yes, cause vodka is made from potatoes, and potatoes contain water...

Are people really that dumb???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:02 AM

Even dumber!

What are the 50 ways to leave your lover?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:11 AM

mandy, jennifer, sharon, amanda...

why has bankersonline turned into foxnews blogosphere?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:37 AM

to combat the misinformation campaign of the flaming liberals infiltrating banking bulletin boards

Why is it that when Pooh asks for ways Ron answers with names?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:48 AM

because ron thought that was funny ****!

why is "liberal" a bad thing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:51 AM

Because any group that you are a member of must be....


What is a liberal?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:52 AM

Someone has to be beaten down and assume the role of the boogie man.

Why are conservatives homophobic, racist, sexist bigots?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 01:56 AM

Cause you said so......?


Are consevatives also liberals?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/15/08 02:23 AM

as liberal as they come!


Why are libertarians so liberal?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 12:11 AM

Both words start with the same five letters

How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 12:33 AM

20

How bout u?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 02:09 AM

U tuff.

I could only do 14 of the sreaming brats (guess I'm a wuss).
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 02:22 AM

Yes you are....

That was your question, right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 02:31 AM

Guess so....

But can you take on 2 identical twin boys who think you're the bomb, and all they want to do is play football and stuff with you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/16/08 11:48 PM

Hmmm...probably not. But I can take on 19 five year olds. Little buggers!


Did you ever realize how funny Freeway the movie is?? Hork!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 01:05 AM

I don't think I've seen that one. I may have "backed it up" (thanks, DQ..."pirating has been stricken from my vocabulary") and have it lying around somewhere....

Why are there so many "interesting" people on the streets of Broadway Ave in Seattle?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:48 AM

Because last time it was University Ave's turn for a makeover.

How many times have you walked in front of a bus, been knocked over, and killed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 10:34 AM

I would venture to say never on that one, Becka.

Have you every pole-vaulted?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 01:48 PM

Nope, I haven't.

What flavor gum do you chew?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 01:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Nope, I haven't.

What flavor gum do you chew?



Trident(the one in the orange package)


Why do Monday Mornings SUCK so bad??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 02:24 PM

Because we don't want to be here.

Do you do the training for your BOD?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 02:47 PM

Nope, because I'm super bad when it comes to training.




Do you think St. Patrick's Day should become a national holiday, one we get off?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 02:51 PM

nope, that would be sanctioning a religion!

Would you like to have to go to Mecca once in your life?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:42 PM

It would be interesting if not for the fact that I'd probably get blown up....


Did you know 8 out of 10 women have damaged hair? Shouldn’t there be a damaged hair telethon or something to help them?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:44 PM

I'd like to see some supporting documentation for those statistics.

Do you "condition"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:47 PM

I would, but there is no cure for my condition.

What kind of function is down at the junction?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:54 PM

That would be a Petticoat Junction Function.


Was the Mod Squad modulated?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 03:56 PM

No...they were free from "modulation". Lucky sob's!

Why does today feel like Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:02 PM

cause you were working over the weekend and need to have a real Saturday

What does Friday "feel" like?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:09 PM

Because you've been here all weekend??????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
cause you were working over the weekend and need to have a real Saturday

What does Friday "feel" like?


Well if you don't know by now, Pilgrim, I can't really explain it to you!

Did anyone else see The Quiet Man last night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:17 PM

I saw it a long time ago...

Did you ever read the "Princes of Ireland" by Edward Rutherfurd?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:18 PM

No, I missed it. But I did watch The Dark Crystal.





Have you ever woken up and thought, "Where am I and how did I get here?" even though you were at home in bed?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:38 PM

Yes

What's your secret hiding place?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:44 PM

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret...


...now would it?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:45 PM

Not under the bed.

How many people use their name as their Password and PIN?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:45 PM

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret that I stash Oreos in the panel where the water heater is.



Is it appropriate to tell your SO that you're no longer in love with them, although you still love them?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 04:53 PM

Only if you've already decided you want to end the relationship.

Have you ever made yourself late for work by just lying in bed thinking about all the reasons you don't want to go to work?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:11 PM

Yep, cause I usually fall back asleep while I'm thinking of all those things.

Is there really such a thing as too many plants in one yard?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:14 PM

Yes, and you're welcome to come over and take some off our hands.




How much does it cost you to fill your tank?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:15 PM

$40-ish?

What do you drive?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:17 PM

I just filled up, would have been around $34 if I was empty. (04 Honda Civic Manual Trans.)

How much attention do you pay to the price of oil each day?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:22 PM

A lot


Do you think it's weird to see a baby move inside a prego womans tum tum?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:23 PM

Nah...I think it's cool!

Would it be weird to see a baby move inside a man's tum tum?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:24 PM

It would be weirder if she wasn't pregnant.

Tum tum??
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:25 PM

hahahah yea my co-worker is pregnant it's weird and cool the baby resides in her TUM TUM :P
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:28 PM

It would be incredibly strange to see a man with a baby inside his TumTum... even stranger to see him try to get it out.

Why is it that everything is given a nickname when it's baby related?

PeePee, Potty, Bite Bite..
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:30 PM

Because the "baby talk" just naturally comes out when you're talkin' about baby stuff.

When was the last time someone called you "baby"?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
It would be incredibly strange to see a man with a baby inside his TumTum...


... like veal for Hannibal Lechter...
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 05:47 PM

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 07:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
When was the last time someone called you "baby"?


I believe it was probably last week; the Mrs. always calls me "baby doll."

Did you retain any of your baby teeth?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 07:16 PM

No, I took great pride in yanking mine out.

Did you keep any of your baby teeth?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 07:33 PM

I still have one, but it is slowing disintergrating, been in there a hundred years!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 07:36 PM

Pale.. question, please.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 07:42 PM

Oops, Beth

Viagra or Cialysis?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:02 PM

Whatever it takes for him to get the job done!

Why are we talking about this?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:04 PM

its serendipity, but what are you talking about, and to whom?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:05 PM

You know...and you know.

Did that answer your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:09 PM

:gulp:

that was very sufficient, thank you

next question please?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:11 PM

Yeah, okay, why not.



Who's interested in joining another BOL trip?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:13 PM

Another one? I couldn't make the first one. Count me in!

Where will it be this time?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:14 PM

I'm in!

O'BaconBoy, O'BaconBoy, whereforth art thou O'BaconBoy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:21 PM

I'm in Phoenix, AZ.

Where are you, Pooh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:22 PM

every heard of the Happy Valley Chris?

I vote for the next trip to be in San Antonio!
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 08:23 PM

I wanna go Bacon....

Do you think we can find a bigger dump to stay in? I don't think I found enough crack pipes for my liking?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 09:16 PM

I think if we looked hard enough we could find something worse Cheek. I'm in!


Where would we go this year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 09:38 PM

How about Detroit? I'm sure we could find some wonderful dives there.





Do you have a better idea?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 09:45 PM

Of course I do but it involves a 9 iron, a bucket of ice cubes, and a duck call....





Why is anxiety such a terrible feeling?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 10:00 PM

the brain on hyped up neuro transmitters does not work well!

have you had your uptake receptor today?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 10:02 PM

Trippin today Pale?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/17/08 10:05 PM

where is your answer?

its answer first, then a question

anyway, I have had all 12 of the prescripts I am allowed
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 12:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
where is your answer?


Waiting just around the corner.

Who told you that you were naked?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:26 AM

My husband..


How did you know I was naked?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:44 AM

hubby put the photos on myspace dear

Isn't myspace a wonderment?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:06 PM

I think I'm the lone "not on myspace" hold-out!

Where are all the clowns?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:08 PM

they were sent in to myspace, but you knew that!

why can't the west coast coolies get up at 5 a.m. and post from home?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:18 PM

Because they'd rather be sleeping!!!

Are you looking for someone in particular?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:19 PM

Yes, I am.

How many firearms are in your house?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:29 PM

Shhhh - it's a secret!

Wouldn't you like to know?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:31 PM

the same as the "someone" I am looking for, #3!

handgun or rifle?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:32 PM

Both.

Rifle or Shotgun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:33 PM

You peeps scare me...

Do you have a favorite stuffed animal?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:34 PM

No, but I have a weapon of choice.

What kind of nut is your favorite?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:36 PM

The salty one.

Paper or plastic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 01:54 PM

I like my salty nuts to come in plastic containers, they stay fresh longer

Do you like thunderstorms during the day at work?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:01 PM

I like thunderstorms ANY time.

What are you afraid of?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:09 PM

Running out of batteries.

Is it raining there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:27 PM

Not yet, but 90% change of boomers today!

How can batteries work in the shower?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:36 PM

Verrrrrrrry carefully!

Didn't you know that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:47 PM

No, I didn't, I am such a naive old poop!

Do you listen to the radio in the shower, if so what do you listen to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 02:51 PM

No, I listen to the sounds of being cleaned.




Do you think it's rude if a pregnant woman calls someone known for making cheesecakes to remind that person that the pregnant woman's birthday is March 20 and she would like a turtle cheesecake, and only gives a week's notice (keeping in mind the other person is requiring two-days to complete the task.) And while we're on the subject, why do we say "pregnant woman"? Like there's going to be a pregnant man??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:18 PM

Yes that's rude...and because "pregnant" is an adjective.

Can we go somewhere else?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:23 PM

I'm sure no one can keep you down!

How many armpit hairs are embedded in your deodorant?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
No, I listen to the sounds of being cleaned.




Do you think it's rude if a pregnant woman calls someone known for making cheesecakes to remind that person that the pregnant woman's birthday is March 20 and she would like a turtle cheesecake, and only gives a week's notice (keeping in mind the other person is requiring two-days to complete the task.) And while we're on the subject, why do we say "pregnant woman"?
[color:#CC0000]Like there's going to be a pregnant man?? [/color]

Just you wait and see - your day is coming BB!


Can you just imagine how much a man would b*tch and complain if they had to deal with pregnancy? (Actually, the griping wouldn't be worth it!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I'm sure no one can keep you down!

How many armpit hairs are embedded in your deodorant?


Ummmm...0! (only a freak would ask that)

Do you use deodorant, anti-perspirant or a combo?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:36 PM

A combo.

Have you ever known someone who didn't have to wear deodorant? (My dad doesn't!)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:38 PM

Lucky Man!


What's the menu for Sunday????
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:40 PM

I dunno.. not as good as normal, as we're going to my in-laws. My mom is a WAY better cook than the MIL.

What about at your place?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 03:59 PM

honey baked ham!!!!

got peeps yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 04:16 PM

GAG! Those things are nasty! They are, however, fun to nuke in the microwave.

Is the spare in your trunk properly inflated?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 04:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
color:#CC0000]Like there's going to be a pregnant man?? [/color]

Just you wait and see - your day is coming BB!

Oh happy day! I'll take it like a woman.

And my spare is properly inflated. The rest of the tires, not so much so.



Isn't baked mac and cheese with panko crumbs the bomb?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 06:20 PM

idk...i've never had it.

Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:23 PM

I don't think that's necessary

Don't you hate finding seeds in grapes that are supposed to be seedless?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:38 PM

Ain't it the truth! Seedless watermelon my eye, the seeds are in there!

When will someone invent the boneless T-bone?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:42 PM

ah, the bone makes the T-bone.



Why won't it stop raining in Ohio?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Ain't it the truth! Seedless watermelon my eye, the seeds are in there!

When will someone invent the boneless T-bone?



NEVER because it's an animal


Have you ever truly loved someone else? besides your fam and friends
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:45 PM

duh, well the women I married 30 years ago became bone of my bone and flesh, etc...........

so, no I guess i have truly not loved someone else -

How much do you love yourself?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:46 PM

A lot...daily.

When will this insanity stop?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:47 PM

Oh you have no idea...

When's your usual bed time?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:57 PM

Originally Posted By: sadie23
Oh you have no idea...

When's your usual bed time?


I don't have a "usual" bed time.... WHENEVER I WANT




Can you look in the mirror and say I truly have lived a great life?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 08:59 PM

Nah, but I really shouldn't complain, either, I guess.

Are you completely content with the way you look>?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:01 PM

Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Can you look in the mirror and say I truly have lived a great life?


I think I've done pretty well for someone only 23.

If you could do ONE thing before you died, what would it be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:01 PM

nope, just a very looooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggg one

Is it really healthy to love yourself, can't you do that too much?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:05 PM

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Can you look in the mirror and say I truly have lived a great life?


I think I've done pretty well for someone only 23.

If you could do ONE thing before you died, what would it be?


Cruise the Nile; Safari in Africa; Cruise the Greek Isles; Tour Scandanavia; Fly into Rome and then tour North to Germany, etc, etc,

Upppss, Is that more than 1 thing?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:18 PM

That was 6 things.

What's that on your desk?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:20 PM

Shhhhh - don't tell anyone that you saw it!

Why won't anyone here stop me from going into the political threads???????? PLEASE????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:26 PM

Because we can't stop you. It's like a black hole...sucks you right in.


Why can't you just say "no"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:32 PM

can't speak for everyone, but when a young lady ask me to do something, I am there!!!!!

How did it come to be that women run the world?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:35 PM

It's the way it was meant to be, so don't question it PR.






If a restaurant held on to your debit card and waited for you to pick it up--with proper ID--would you be more prone to eating there even if the food wasn't the best?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:47 PM

Not really - they may be honest, but doesn't mean they can cook.


Why are men so stubborn?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:49 PM

Because you broads just won't accept the fact that we are always right.


Why is Sharon being such a butt-nugget today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 09:58 PM

It's what she's best at, when in the mood.




Wanna trade Sharon for Debbie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:22 PM

I dunno, can either do Dallas?

Did you ever see Ralph the swimming pig at Aquarena Springs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:24 PM

Debbie....Sharon; Debbie....Sharon......Nah - neither, but thanks for the offer!


Our radio station was talking about a resident who escaped from a local 'saniterium'......Was that you LilFreak?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:40 PM

I think that was my, er, uncle. Don't lend him any sharp objects or staplers.




What's the weather like there? (It's sunny and in the 70s here)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:43 PM

Low 50's and very spring-like (it didn't rain today!)


And no, Pooh, I'm still in Washington.


Who’s responsible for leaving the lipstick on the water glasses at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:44 PM

Cool front just blew through. Sunny and 60.

Why do I let people "get to me" when I get behind the wheel of my car!?!?!?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:46 PM

Shame on you LF - trying to pass it off on someone else!

Regular Birthday Candles or Can't Blow Out Candles?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/18/08 10:53 PM

For my cake...regular. For someone else's...blow 'til your blue in the face!!!

Why is that thing STILL on your desk??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:04 AM

Shhhhh - I'm keeping it there to scare PR.


Birthday cakes - Vanilla, Chocolate, Marble, Chocolate Chip?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:48 AM

Actually, I get bagels for b-day cupcakes. I'm the nerd who enjoys baking sweets, but I don't eat them.



Should I watch "I Am Legend" tonight or drink excessively while watching "Charmed" on tnt.com?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:30 AM

Tivo I am Legend, then Drink excessively while watching Charmed,and I am Legend.

What's a good home remedy for a bad sore throat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:40 AM

Hot toddy: tea, whiskey, honey and lemon...

How much do you pay for a haircut?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:08 PM

around 62 but that includes other stuff.





What's your day look like?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:12 PM

Sucky so far, woman troubles, raining, headache, cranky and crampy; I think I will be modulating PR a lot today... And, have to finish a Fair Lending review...

What's your day looking like?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:14 PM

well good luck today! My day: board reports to finish, loan reviews, and collecting material for a loan clerk meeting in a couple of weeks. It's fun though!



Are you going to have a Happy Easter?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:23 PM

Yes, but Saturday will be better than Sunday.

What's for breakfast?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:24 PM

a blueberry muffin



are you itching for SPRING?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:26 PM

Holy cow, yes! We're having spring storms, and it FEELS like spring out there.. the warm wind (it was almost 60!) is wonderful.

Does she EVER shut up?!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:27 PM

Yes, I want to sit on my patio!!!

What color car do you drive?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 12:42 PM

Blue.

And you?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:06 PM

I totaled my car february 11th




Which car would you rather drive an 03 TL Black tan leather int,or 03 maxima? mind you the max is 3.5
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:06 PM

Champagne

Doesn't a mimosa sound good right about now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:14 PM

Oh, my - but yes!

Shall we pour a few?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:16 PM

Let's!

Do you like Bloody Mary's too?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:23 PM

Yes - but not too, too spicey.


How about some nice warm cranberry orange muffins to go with the Mimosas and Marys?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:25 PM

Sounds yummy! Thanks!

Can we do this every morning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:38 PM

Sure, why not.

Shall we meet here again tomorrow?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:41 PM

Yes...same time...same place.

Why doesn't anyone else want to play with us?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:47 PM

I just got back from a meeting.

So, is the bar open, now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:52 PM

Yes! Well the "little bar within this thread" is open.

Would you care for an adult beverage?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:54 PM

I'd love one!

Can I also get breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:56 PM

Absolutely DQ!

Muffin?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 01:59 PM

Nah, something savory, like a muenster cheese and onion omelet...

Is there a charge??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 02:01 PM

Never! All treats are provided by our BOL benefactors.


It is so gloomy and rainy here today must we work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:01 PM

Pooh, come on out to Phx and you'll learn to enjoy gloomy and rainy days. Trust me.


Do you think DQ will notice if I steal her omelet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:09 PM

Yup, and you might not want to provoke DQ today. Word on the street is that she's raging....



Why did our neighborhood have underwear lying in the middle of the street this morning?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:13 PM

Must have been one h3ll of a block party!

Is underwear really necessary anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:16 PM

not if you live in Austin and have worn a thong or two in the previous week

Who designs underwear anyway, its so dang uncomfortable?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:16 PM

Yes, otherwise you'd have an outrageous dry cleaning bill.


Is this what you’ve been hungry for?

::points::
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:17 PM

Yeah, and I will bet that she will slap you, too.

Do you like cabbage?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:25 PM

Yes...cabbage is yummy if prepared properly.

Do you eat veggies every day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:26 PM

Yes, and then some. But it has to be in moderation.




Do you like celery?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:27 PM

Yes

Is it inherently wrong to eat vegetables while watching a Veggie Tales DVD?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:44 PM

No, it is sort of like watching a Western and eating a steak.

Do you like Veggie Tales??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:45 PM

My veggies don't have tales.

Do you like raw oysters? (yummy!)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:48 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Pooh, come on out to Phx and you'll learn to enjoy gloomy and rainy days. Trust me.


Do you think DQ will notice if I steal her omelet?


We love the Southwest BB! Hubby wants to move out there in a few years.

DQ - never seen Veggie Tales. Kiddies are too old for them.


Where should be retreat to today? (Can you tell that I'm in a sleepy mood?)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:49 PM

Oysters - Me, no thank you; Hubby - Loves Raw Oysters and Clams!


Lobster - have you tried it grilled?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:49 PM

I like oysters, but not raw (kind of like gagging down a phlegm ball).





Wanna hear the results of my testicular cancer examination that I performed during my shower this morning?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:51 PM

Yes...results (with photos) please.

Should I sneak out early for some "playtime" this aftenoon?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:54 PM

A simple all's well or going to see the doc will be fine 'Lil Freak.

What's your favorite flower?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 03:57 PM

carnations


You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:04 PM

roses

Don't you think there is entirely too much "playtime" going on around here!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:06 PM

Yes!

What are you gonna do about it?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:06 PM

Lilies

Is anyone else experiencing a viciously windy day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:08 PM

PR - NO!

Ms. B - Tell you to have Fun!

Ops - Nope, just rainy.

??? - Have you tried the New Rattlesnake Vodka @ Happy's Bar????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:10 PM

I can't tell a lie, I don't need no aphrodesiac!

Who puts snakes in good vodka anyway?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:34 PM

Strange people from Texas.

Who thinks we need to convert to a 4 day work week and a 3 day weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:36 PM

I'm all for that! And 6 hour work days, too!


Ever get a zit in your ear (youch!)?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:39 PM

Yes, twice and they were very painful.

Anyone excited about the new Batman movie this summer?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:40 PM

Not too much.

How about 2 day work weeks and 5 day weekends? Sounds better to me!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:42 PM

I'm for that! I can get a lot done in 2 days!

How do we go about implementing that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 04:50 PM

retire...

Would you stay in banking if your bank's doors closed tomorrow?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 05:03 PM

Probably.

How do you become one of those TMZ researchers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 05:13 PM

idk...but that would be a fun job!

Wonder if a high school diploma is required?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 05:21 PM

Probably not.


Did you see the photo of that Audrina from the "Hills" they found?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 05:23 PM

Noooooo!!!

When did they show it? What was it like?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 05:26 PM

Saw it on Fox's website. Dang stars, but


I wonder how many more are out there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:19 PM

Enough to satisfy every urge, I'm sure.

Why is it so quiet around here?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:21 PM

The answer to that question for where I am would be because we're brand new, operating in a old double wide and no one knows we're open yet.

What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:25 PM

vegetables



what's your favorite food?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:26 PM

Tried one of those "hundred/thousand/million/billion" year-old eggs from some Asian joint. N-A-S-T-Y!!!!!

What was I thinking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:29 PM

Eww...was it the crunchy ones with the half formed ducklings inside?

Have you (%*#&@^!) ever been in a room (*&$+*@#!) with someone who (#$#|:”%*!) has Tourrette's Syndrome?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:31 PM

ha...you do that very well!

Why is the room spinning?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:32 PM

I was behind a little girl at CiCi's a few month back with Tourrette's. I felt really bad for her.

Anyone else have a body that's turned into a human barometer over the years?
Posted By: MadisonCali

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:36 PM

My boss at my first job after college had tourettes.

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:38 PM

Spinning: You spent too much time this morning at Happy's bar.

Barometer: My knees from too many years of running.

What question did your SO ask you this morning?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:40 PM

Did I keep you up last night? (He snores really bad)

Where was your first date?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 08:53 PM

Chicago World's Fair of 1928

Isn't this weather beautiful?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:06 PM

1928!?!?

Could it get any more beautiful outside?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:08 PM

Not really. It's sunny and 79.




Have you eve double booked yourself and couldn't think of a creative way to get out of one commitment and were stuck trying to do both?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:32 PM

That is one sticky wicket for sure! But no!

Would you give in to the wiles of a beautiful member of the opposite sex?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:37 PM

Yes. No. Maybe.


Why is it whenever I'm trying to go home, the entire town wants to come and bother me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:38 PM

Because you're famous that way, Maxi!





Why is it I always realize too late that I shouldn't have eaten that for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:41 PM

Where do you live, procrastinatorsville?


Has the whistle blown yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 09:58 PM

Next time you will now know not to eat that again.

The whistle blows at 3:00 today for me (off to donate blood so the vampires won't call me again for 56 days).


Why do I always get stuck with the job of unclogging the hair from the sink? Have you seen what that and toothpaste spit looks like after a few months?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:05 PM

No goofball, ever heard of Drano?

Why do women lose so much hair, you would think they would be bald after 6 months or so?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:14 PM

Because it keeps growing back, PR?



Do you know you can pour a can of Coke into a drain, let it sit over night, and it's clear the drain?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:15 PM

Yes...I did know that...and I practice that little trick often.

Are we having fun yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:16 PM

I'm always having fun, because every day's a party in BB's world.





Have you ever wanted to go on a permanent vacation?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:18 PM

A permanent vacation would be nice.

Will all my bills be paid though?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:20 PM

Certainly, because that's how the deal works.



Who'd of thought I could be so entertained by a dancing banana and pickle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:21 PM

Me too, BB. We're just easily entertained.

What ARE the 7 habits of highly effective people?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:27 PM

IDK, but i could guess at the first.

Are you highly effective, or just experienced?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:27 PM

I don't even know one of them...I'm not highly effective at anything profitable.


Did you just hear that?!?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:28 PM

Highly effective...not that experienced (shhhh...don't tell...I have a reputation around here to uphold).


Are you eating in or dining out tonight?

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:31 PM

Why chose one over the other? Lets do both!

Can you be effective without being experienced?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:34 PM

Most definitely.


Why do some things have to be so complicated?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:42 PM

They aren't, really.

Why all the questions?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:43 PM

because then even _X_'s little people could do quantum physics

why can't we all just get along?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:45 PM

Because some people just don't play nice.


Where are you right now?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:46 PM

At home

What should I do now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 10:49 PM

Eat dinner...balance your checkbook...surf the internet...and create world peace.


Can you accomplish that before bedtime?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/19/08 11:20 PM

Sure - she's a woman and we ROCK!


What can I do for nails that are splitting vertically down the length of the nail (OUCH!)?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 12:13 AM

Ouch...sounds painful.

IDK...don't they make some kind of "horse/hoof" cream for making your nails stronger?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:07 AM

No, but you can use super glue...


Do you ever get really sad and feel like u rn't loved?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:44 AM

No...I have dogs (the ultimate in unconditional love).


Did you remember to put down the toilet seat?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:18 AM

It's always down.




Do you like to eat in pricey restaurants?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:37 AM

As long as they are good - yes!

Vegas, AC or Reno? (I know my answer!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:47 AM

Can you say high roller treatment baby? (Vegas)

Shouldn't old peeps be in bed by now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 11:02 AM

Yes, Pale, you should have been in bed hours ago...

Did you ever buy a new walker?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 12:13 PM

let's hope I never need any kind of walker!!





What's for Easter dinner?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 12:32 PM

I think we are having Indian food... It is just the old man and I.

How about you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 12:41 PM

Ham and the rest of the usual suspects. Dessert is white cake with coconut and jelly beans sprinkled on top.


Is it nap time yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 12:56 PM

NO, you can't have a nap if you are going to stay up all hours of the night!

How many naps do old people need during the day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:00 PM

Me - 1; PR - 27!

How can you gripe at me that I was up too late last night when you posted 15 minutes after I did???????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:03 PM

Because he's PR and that's what he does.

How about we just stay up all night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:05 PM



Is that possible?

Do you think I can go all day without a nap if I take some NoDoze?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:10 PM

NoDoze has no effect on a senior citizen needing a nap.

Shouldn't every workplace provide a "napping room"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:13 PM

Oh Wouldn't That Be Wonderful!

Ms. B - Time for the Breakfast Bar?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:15 PM

It already does, all the ladies room have a dang couch in there, I seen it once when I peaked in --

My fortune cookie said I was due a big surprise today, what can that mean?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:16 PM

Pooh...I believe it's time!

PR...if we told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Now would it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:27 PM

As always, you are right!

I will just have to wait until FedEx delivers.

Who is next to go on Idol?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:27 PM

Ms. B - I have the mimosas.

Do you have the Mary's?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:34 PM

PR...Kristy needs to go!

Pooh...I have the Mary's (some spicy...some "not so" spicy)


Where should we set up the "spread"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:48 PM

How about in the Exec Lounge - they never use it anyway.

Should we invite PR?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:53 PM

Yeah...let's invite him...but we better catch him now before it's his "old-timer nap time".


Maybe we should avoid working all day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 01:56 PM

Sounds like a good idea!

Today I found some lovely scones and marmalade. Care for some?

Uh PR - can you keep the snoring down to a dull roar?

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:07 PM

No, I forgot my breathrite strip!

Why does a little bandaid with a wire in it cost a buck a piece, thats too much?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:11 PM

Because they know they can do it, so they do!

Care for scones and Mary's Pale?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:25 PM

I have had nada to eat today, so a scone looks great!

Will a Mary soften up the scone, I forgot my teeth today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:33 PM

If you suck on the scone, PR, it should soften up enough for you to gum it...

Why does PR forget his teeth all of the time?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:36 PM

It's the Old-timer's disease.


DQ - Spicey Mary and a goat cheese/sundried tomato omelet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:41 PM

Sounds marvelous, thank you.

May I get some toasted Italian bread with that, too?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 02:44 PM

Absolutely! We aim to please.

Pale - Some Texas Toast with raspberry jam?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:23 PM

I think he's taking a nap, but I'll have some, please.



Is it wrong that my SO has planned a vacation--booked flight and room--and I really don't care where we're going (more like, I have no interest in knowing)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:34 PM

:sawing logs:

ok, nap #2 is over

no, its not wrong BB; its just the nature of relationships

I would love some toast and raspberry jam, to go with the scones

now;


How many calories should we consume before lunch at the Whataburger?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:37 PM

You should actually be doing an hour on the treadmill to burn calories before eating the hampoopurger.


I donated blood yesterday and when the tech got to the “In the last 12 months have you have engaged in sex for drugs or money?” question I said, “Not yet, but I’m keeping my options open to earn gas money if the price at the pump gets any higher.” Why wasn’t she amused by my smart-a$$ comment?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:51 PM

Because she's a stick in the mud!


Can someone invent an office chair/exercycle combo so that we can burn off calories while we sit here and type?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 03:53 PM

done that, remember the thread about the chair that the talk show host lady tried out, it looked like you had to bust a bronc, and there was no way you could get any work done sitting in that thing!

I am going to need lipsuction on my love handles, they are getting out of control, anyone have referrals?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:05 PM

'LilFreak? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:08 PM

LF would probably suck the fat right out of him with those bat-teeth...

Does LF scare you sometimes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:09 PM



that boy scares me, I might end up with a referral to Dr. Frankenstein!

Is it lunch yet? Or maybe noontime nappy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:11 PM

I just had lunch, Stouffer's lasagna.

Do you think it is naptime?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:15 PM

Isn't it always naptime for PR?



I love that one of our auditors loves to have logs for all things we do, and now I heard she wants us to create a master log of all the minor logs we maintain. So, if I maintain a mini-log of a group of logs that I update on a periodic basis, I'd have to log the log that I maintain of the logs I update. Isn't that a bit overboard?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:18 PM

Ah Yes, such is the life of an auditor - to make us miserable.


And auditors get paid so much more for what reason?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:18 PM

yes it is, we are going to have to rename you Paul Bunyan, king of the loggers!

Do you get along with auditors, especially some of the more strident ones like the ones posting in the cooler?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:24 PM

Get paid so much more: Not here!
Get along: Yup, I’m half audit/half compliance (not one of those Nazi auditors).

What’s on the carpet to the side entrance near the mortgage department? It looks like someone urped and didn’t clean it up very well….
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:25 PM

If they have at least a little personality I usually get along with them fine, even if they are tough.

Do your internal audit folks have personalities?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:28 PM

Eh - sometimes - it's hard to tell until you really get to know them.


What is it about Auditors and Accountant types?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:43 PM

They majored in accouting, ain't that enough?

Were you among the masses that couldn't survive in accouting and switched to Finance?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:58 PM

Double major: accounting and communications


Did you have a nickname growing up and what was it (mom still calls me “Donny-kins”)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 04:59 PM

Oh, Donny-kins!

Isn't that Sweet!!!!!??????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:05 PM

C'mon! What's your embarrassing nickname?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:05 PM

Not really, it is rather nauseating, in fact...

What is your SO's nickname for you? (Mine is Mistress)
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:08 PM

Boo Bear


Why do they make cinnamon Air heads??
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Not really, it is rather nauseating, in fact...

What is your SO's nickname for you? (Mine is Mistress)


Nickname when younger: blue eyes

"she" - my husband rarely uses my first name when talking. I don't know why.

I like donny-kins ha!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Not really, it is rather nauseating, in fact...

What is your SO's nickname for you? (Mine is Mistress)


Nickname when younger: blue eyes

"she" - my husband rarely uses my first name when talking. I don't know why.

I like donny-kins ha!


My does the same thing - drives me crazy!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:15 PM

Then our work is complete!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:16 PM

great, I am going to refer to all you young girls in the third person from now on

and the DQ - the Mistress - man he got that right!!!!!!!!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:19 PM

Pr mentioned love handles and work them off- the pic I see of PR shows a slender man- maybe I don't know who I am looking at tho!




Do you like malted milk eggs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:29 PM

I used to, but not so much any more.




Whenever you bring something to a company potluck, do you always say a little prayer that no one gets sick from eating your contribution?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:30 PM

oh yeah, I pray over what I brought, and especially over what i have to sample to be polite

Are there recipe books just covering bacon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:32 PM

How to cook bacon in 101 ways:

http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Cookbook-101-Recipes/dp/1563831554

Are you going to buy it??

For BaconBoy:
http://www.ecookbooks.com/p-20821-the-bacon-cookbook.aspx

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Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:44 PM

Thanks DQ! These titles all sound like they could be my sig line. Dare I?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 05:47 PM

Why not? (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 06:34 PM

Just do it!

Originally Posted By: pjs
Do you like malted milk eggs?


Have you ever thrown a handfull of malted milk balls in the toilet at work with a wad of toilet paper just to gross out co-workers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 06:43 PM

No, but someone put an unwrapped Baby Ruth on my office chair once...

Did you ever have a car stolen?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 06:49 PM

no, just scratched by an A-hole.

ewwwww - gives me a fun idea with malted milk balls.




What's going on here?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:11 PM

Do we really want to know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:13 PM

I actually would like to know what's going on in LF's head, but I'm afraid to look too closely.



Do you really want to hurt me?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I actually would like to know what's going on in LF's head, but I'm afraid to look too closely.



Do you really want to hurt me?


Of course not i love you ((HUGS))


How come everytime I ask a question in here unmentionables SKIP over me and answer the previous post??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:21 PM

Because you intimidate people into actually thinking about what they're replying...shiny disco balls are on that truck rear view mirror!




What's the best way to get a song out of your head?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:34 PM

replace it with another song -

Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you........

SWEET CAROLINE





what do you see when you look at the starbucks logo?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 07:59 PM

I see nothing, because I don't drink there.

That doesn't help, Bailey. I was thinking about the Kennedy's and wondering how the media might cover their lives today, and I remembered hearing that "Sweet Caroline" was supposed to be about Caroline Kennedy and then I clapped where you're supposed to clap. That kind of surprised Debbie who asked what the clap was all about so I had to tellher the full story--which only further set it into my head. So, thanks for nothing.

Great, why is it now playing with an echo????
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 08:28 PM

Because of the hollow space between your ears... j/k

Why do I never have anything to wear?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 08:33 PM

its tuff when you are perfect!

How can women's sizes at some stores be -0- and others start at 4?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:27 PM

There is no consistent standard for women's clothing sizes.

Why does my office suddenly smell like cookies?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:39 PM

Because I just baked you some cookies and mailed them to you.







Do you ever just stop, shake your head and think, 'Are you for real, child?!? You can't possibly be *that* dumb.'?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Why does my office suddenly smell like cookies?


You ate cookie dough for lunch and now you're f♥ing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:47 PM

stop that TICG!

girls don't have gas!

Is there any other topic girls lie about more than flatulance?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:53 PM

No...

Thanks for the cookies, BaconBoy!

Should I color my hair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 09:56 PM

IDK, I kinda like brunettes.

Should i do hair transplants, maybe from my back to my head?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 10:00 PM

If it'll make you happy, go for it. But I think they take them from areas on the back of your head.


Why can't Becka and PR just be happy the way they are?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 10:09 PM

'Cuz change is good!

Why did my aunt name all her poodles Tootie? I thought the original Tootie was 30 years old until my mom explained there had been numerous Tooties throughout the years.
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 10:28 PM

Maybe your aunt believed in poodle reincarnation.

Have you ever named your car?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/20/08 11:22 PM

In college I did. It was an old Datsun B-210 hatchback called the "Green Machine." I also swore at her, too!


Is the free download on iTunes any good this week, or is it another sucky one? I still haven't checked it out.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:40 AM

IDK Freak, but dang, a download is like 99 cents, the price of gas must be killing you!

I wonder if I can trade the Hummer in on a hybrid?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:59 AM

You could, but if you got a hybrid you'd have to become a freakin' democrat (you Seattlite conservationist).

Should it be "democrat" or "demoncrat"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 11:06 AM

In my case it would be demoncrat...

What do you take for a headache?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 12:57 PM

(I think you know my answer)

Why does your head hurt?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 12:59 PM

I dunno, I have a pain in my right temple...

How many pillows do you need to sleep?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:02 PM

3





How is it going Mistress? Hope you feel better!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:02 PM

I sleep with 3 pillows (but it's not "mandatory").


Maybe you didn't get enough sleep last night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:05 PM

MS. B, I don't think I did.

pjs, thanks, I hope the day goes quickly...

Are any banks closing early because of Good Friday?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:07 PM

Closing or not, I'm leaving early.

What does Christ's death and resurrection have to do with bunnies and painted eggs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:31 PM

Bunnies and eggs are signs of spring, rebirth, and new life.


Traditional, Boneless or Spiral Sliced Ham?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:33 PM

traditional

is there any braised rabbit?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:34 PM

Traditional.


I wonder what BaconBoy would prefer?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
traditional

is there any braised rabbit?


Ask Bugs if he posts today.

If Woody had gone right to the police, would this ever have happened?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 01:57 PM

is that the woodpecker? he laughs at honor you know?

did I answer with a question so i don't need to ask another?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:00 PM

No...you're not gettin' off that easy.

Can I check my brackets at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:04 PM

Only if you picked the Aggies to win!

Did you know the Aggies were only 1 of 2 lower ranked teams to win?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:05 PM

I did not know that...and yes...I did pick 'em to win!

Will you be leaving early today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:08 PM

yeah, I am thinking of Mexican for lunch and then enjoying the delightful afternoon

No banks close anymore between 1 and 3, do they?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:20 PM

Not that I know of.


Where is everybody?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:23 PM

the BOL server is being evil and irritating so that posters have given up trying to post

Where are you? Do you have water?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:26 PM

I'm at work and I have H2O.


Why are there easter eggs sitting on my desk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:29 PM

I had them sent over

I dare you to open the pink one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:32 PM

I'm savin' the pink one for you.


Are you coo coo for cocoa puffs?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:36 PM

Not a big cocoa putts fan.

Why am I sooooo tired all the time?!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:49 PM

Work saps all of your energy, Cheek. I suggest quitting and joining the Hippie Sensation. Or the Rainbow Connection.



Have you ever felt completely numb, in every sense?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:51 PM

Yes...last Sat. night.


Can I come visit you?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 02:54 PM

Sure! Bring your sleeping bag and pillow.


Is it 5 yet? Or at least lunch time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:13 PM

It is somewhere, Cheek. So, let's start drinking!!!


Which would be harder to do: say goodbye to privacy or say goodbye to innocence?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:14 PM

negative to both

Are you closing at 2?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:21 PM

If only. We're here until 5.




Will we ever be able to teach Debbie tact?!?!
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:23 PM

I'm thinking about leaving now!! LOL





Do you plant flowers in the spring?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:24 PM

A tactless Debbie is better than a tacky Debbie

I plant bulbs in the Fall so I have flowers in the Spring


Do you check your 401(k) regularly, or are you waiting for the market to quit resembling a flippin’ EKG readout?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:25 PM

Yeah, but that was last month

are you really hungry for bacon and eggs right now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:26 PM

No, I am hungry for a hot Italian antipasto, can't wait to go to the best Italian restaurant with the girls today!

Do you like okra?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:28 PM

yes, but it must be deep fried

what kind of girls go Italiano?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:29 PM

Joisey girls, of course, silly.

Do you like eggplant?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 03:33 PM

no way! :spits upon the ground:

that stuff is only fit to be fed to our future bacon!

How about collard greens?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:02 PM

I say if your collar is green you should wash your shirt.

Do people eat ham on Easter just to be non-Jewish?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:02 PM

Never had collard greens.


Do you feel like you’re teetering on the brink of insanity?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:03 PM

nope, we do it to honor Muslims

pigs are cute, and they taste so good, no?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
no way! :spits upon the ground:

that stuff is only fit to be fed to our future bacon!


There's only one of me and I'm not spreading any seed, so who are these future Bacons?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:10 PM

IDK BB: maybe cloning will result in a host where there are as many you as the stars!

we need more bacon don't we? have you seen how thick the slices are at Chili's ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:13 PM

Nope. Thick huh?

Shouldn't we be watching basketball right about now?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:21 PM

Pale gets it thick at Chili's?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:26 PM

yes, the slices of bacon are thick and spicy with peppers and stuff - hmmmm, hmmmmm

How come women only get the salads at Chili's?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:28 PM

Because Chili's has good salads!


What SHOULD we get it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:30 PM

Get the ribs!



Do I have to change my name?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:32 PM

the Original you silly girl!

Isn't all this talk of food not the best topic right about now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:33 PM

Why change it now, isn't it too late?

Would Crispy be good?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:44 PM

Hmmm, that might work because it's close enough to my real name.




Have you ever looked away and when you look back, something's changed but you don't know what?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:51 PM

All the time. Kinda freaky.

Ever walk down the street at night and you’re kinda in between two street lights and suddenly there are two shadows and you become startled ‘cuz you think someone is actually right behind you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 04:52 PM

That's why I don't walk at night. That, and that little legal matter that landed me in some hot water...



What are your plans for Easter?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:02 PM

To rise from the dead

Why is Easter such a big deal for people who are normally not religious?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:13 PM

Not a big deal for me, neither is Christmas.

IS it a big deal for you?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:17 PM

NO

Do they celebrate Easter on Easter Island?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:20 PM

I suppose they do.





What's for supper tonite?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:24 PM

I don't know.

You're the woman, what are you making for me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:26 PM

A coffin...

DO you like spaghetti with white clam sauce?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:27 PM

Don't make me come over there and moderate you Italian women!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:28 PM

I typed white with an s... and it got censored...
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:29 PM

Who censored your white A$s?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:29 PM

ooh, that would be some nasty sauce!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:29 PM

So, DQ. No one is above the BOLaw.


Has everyone forgotten to ask their question?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:32 PM

It's okay DQ, it's Friday so those types of things are acceptable.

Is it wrong for me to walk into the bank I used to work for with one of my new bank logo shirts on?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:34 PM

Not at all. It let's them know that you left and found a better work home.



Don't you just ♥ this song?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:36 PM

Wearing a bank logo shirt is wrong generally.

If this is Good Friday, is it possible next week to have Better Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:36 PM

You cannot ♥ what you cannot hear!

Names please so I can tell BB how much that song stinks?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:37 PM

Originally Posted By: opsoff
It's okay DQ, it's Friday so those types of things are acceptable.

Is it wrong for me to walk into the bank I used to work for with one of my new bank logo shirts on?


Does the logo flash? Because that might be over the top.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Originally Posted By: opsoff
It's okay DQ, it's Friday so those types of things are acceptable.

Is it wrong for me to walk into the bank I used to work for with one of my new bank logo shirts on?


Does the logo flash? Because that might be over the top.


...and opsoff flashing the bank employees is definitely over the top.

Why didn’t the mortgage manager find my email titled “Easter has been cancelled” the least bit humorous? It had a photo of a dead rabbit on the side of the street with a tipped over basket and broken eggs.
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Originally Posted By: opsoff
It's okay DQ, it's Friday so those types of things are acceptable.

Is it wrong for me to walk into the bank I used to work for with one of my new bank logo shirts on?


Does the logo flash? Because that might be over the top.


...and opsoff flashing the bank employees is definitely over the top.

Why didn’t the mortgage manager find my email titled “Easter has been cancelled” the least bit humorous? It had a photo of a dead rabbit on the side of the street with a tipped over basket and broken eggs.


There won't be nothing flashing where that logo sits on my shirt...

Lil Freak, that's awful!

Why can't banks have good Friday off?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:13 PM

Because we're in the business of making money, and being closed runs counter to that philosophy.


Am I to be concerned that I find LF's email hysterical and want to see it???
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:40 PM

No, I want to see it, too!

Why can't I stop eating almonds?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:48 PM

'Cuz you're feeling nutty today.

If you want to see it you'll have to PM me your email address.

Why is the music by Norah Jones so incredibly horrible?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:53 PM

You already know my email address.

I never thought Norah Jones was that horrible. Who would you prefer?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:54 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Originally Posted By: opsoff
It's okay DQ, it's Friday so those types of things are acceptable.

Is it wrong for me to walk into the bank I used to work for with one of my new bank logo shirts on?


Does the logo flash? Because that might be over the top.


...and opsoff flashing the bank employees is definitely over the top.

Why didn’t the mortgage manager find my email titled “Easter has been cancelled” the least bit humorous? It had a photo of a dead rabbit on the side of the street with a tipped over basket and broken eggs.


omg- that's too HA HA!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 06:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
You already know my email address.

I never thought Norah Jones was that horrible. Who would you prefer?


Let me hunt it down and send it to you.

Don't get me wrong; Norah is talented, but she's kinda whiney and the music is sooooo slow.

Gee pjs, too? Are there a bunch of sickos on BOL or what
?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:01 PM

Birds of a feather flock together, Freak.



Would you really want to know the mysteries of life or would that spoil the surprise?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:02 PM

yeah me too, Must be the way you state things. LOL!





What's the easter bunny bringing you?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:14 PM

great weather for a sunrise service!

how about you?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Birds of a feather flock together, Freak.



Would you really want to know the mysteries of life or would that spoil the surprise?



That would def. spoil the surprise!!!



When is good to buy your swim suit for summer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:19 PM

Great weather here too for an early riser.


Do you eat the head or tail of your Peep first?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:23 PM

Ha! You know I always get up early!

some of the peeps don't have tails, so I always go for the head!

Are your teams winning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:24 PM

Neither!


Ears or tail on the chocolate bunny?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:28 PM

ears - the tail is too much trouble.




is neked a word?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:30 PM

I don't think so...but you could make it one!


Why is everybody eating candy around here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:31 PM

there isn't anything else offered?

Whats you got?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:32 PM

Some goodies.


Aren't you stuffed yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:33 PM

Do I look I am stuffed? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:34 PM

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, you want the truth?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:36 PM

He can't handle the truth!!!


Can he?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:38 PM



gimmee some truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:39 PM

Question...PR...question! Get with the program!!!!
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider


gimmee some truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!



♪ ♪ ♪

I'm the life of the party, baby, since you said good-bye
Just ask Old Joe, he knows, I'm here every night
And that good old boy in the mirror looking around for you
It ain't me

And that's the honky tonk truth.


♪ ♪ ♪


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 07:47 PM

Why do women drive me nuts????????????????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:12 PM

That's the way things are in life, and you're better off accepting what you can't change, sir.



Aren't hot wings about the best snack ever? (Why can't all theaters have them?)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:13 PM

Hot wings in a theatre? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:16 PM

ok, but that sounds kind of messy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:22 PM

That's why you load up on the napkins. You also should take your own hot sauce for the pizzas.


Can't you get hot food in your theaters?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:24 PM

Yes, but I wouldn't - it's all garbage.

Is there anything you would be willing to steal?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:25 PM

The right person's ♥.

If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had a wrestling match, who would win?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:26 PM

a look at you

Do you have a sit down restaurant in your theatres?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 08:29 PM

LOL @Pale!

Tooth fairy would win - she's a biter!

No restaurants that I know of in our theaters, but maybe some have a few tables & chairs in the lobby.

What's good in theaters right now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 09:33 PM

I couldn’t tell you. The last movie I saw was “The Kite Runner.” That one was powerful.


We watched the Michael Clayton movie the other night and I could totally relate to the Arthur Edens character. Should I be concerned?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 09:43 PM

Not at all, it's all good!

BTW, I can't wait to see that email! You gonna send it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 10:00 PM

Becka - nothing much now, but Indiana Jones IV; Sex & The City, and several others are coming out in May.

LF - If I was you, I'd always be concerned!

BaconBoy - Will your ham be covered with strips of bacon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 10:17 PM

I may do that now. Thanks, Pooh (The Bear).



How much longer until you're leaving the office? One hour 45 minutes for me.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 10:24 PM

Packing up and heading out now.

.......saw a brunch menu yesterday that included bacon strips dusted with brown sugar! Sounded mighty tasty!


Anybody have to work tomorrow?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/21/08 10:28 PM

Not me (never had to do the Saturday thing).


Who wants to go to the zoo and provoke the tigers?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/22/08 02:24 AM

Not I....

Do you like monkeys?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/22/08 02:42 AM

How did you know? I have the Lacelot Link Secret Chimp libaray on DVD!


Why do I hate my job right now (and I can black mail my employer with a multi-million FCRA C&D if I leaked the info to the FTC--or maybe I should just share the info with one of those attorneys on the Web and take a cut... That's what happens when marketing screws up....) What should I do Monday morning?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/22/08 03:44 AM

"Lay in bed and make "the" call....

Will you cut us in..??????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 12:33 PM

Well of course he will, we'll all get our virtual share.


Did you all have a good Easter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 12:46 PM

Yes, thanks.

And you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:15 PM

Very nice, thanks.


How much candy is left at your house?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:22 PM

12 peeps, still airing out, they are much too soft and mushy right now

how many pounds of ham are left?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:30 PM

None...I didn't have ham.

(PR...btw...on the "Sunday Morning" show...they had a segment on Peeps!)

Who in their right mind would think those yellow-squishy-styrofoam-like critters taste good!?!?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:33 PM

Many, Many, Many people! AND - they now have them for Valentine's, and Halloween, and Christmas, so they must have a following.


PR - only 2 pounds of ham left!

Now that Easter is over, let's get down to businesss - When is Mother's Day :-)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:38 PM

May (and no ham, we had East Indian...)

DO you go out for Mother's Day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:49 PM

yeah, its the one day of the year I let Ms. Pale wear shoes and get out

how come us Fathers cover for our kids on Mother's Day, the youngins really do very little?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 01:54 PM

Well, after 9 months of pregnancy, labor, delivery, nursing,............... We think you guys can do 1 little thing each year.....

Do you agree?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:03 PM

I agree.

And actually, I buy dinner on Mother's Day, because my mother and grandmother are there, too.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:08 PM

Amen Pooh and DQ!!!

I buy the dinner too, or I grill, otherwise I get the silent treatment

But why do I do this, y'all are not my mother, my mother is in Michigan?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:12 PM

Let's face it - the way you guys act, we have stepped in and become surrogate mothers - So You'd Better Be Nice To Us!


Shall we head to the beach yet?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:18 PM

Off to get some sun on the beach...

If you're Pale's mom, are you like 100 yrs old?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:20 PM

Probably older!


Which beach TICG?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:47 PM

Let's do Maui -- send me a plane ticket.

So now that "Holy Week" is over, can everyone revert to being unholy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:49 PM

Yes!

Will you attend my 10:00 meeting for me?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 02:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Yes!

Will you attend my 10:00 meeting for me?


I'd rather do a 10:00 meeting on you.

Who wants to go to Denver with me next month?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 03:06 PM

I'm sure many BOLadies would be honored to accompany you, TICG.




Is it a sunny morning there?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 03:19 PM

Yes it is.




Why do I hate my mother?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 03:22 PM

Because you was raised right, child! (j/k)



Is it wrong that I want to buy a walk clock of the Last Supper that has blinking colored lights and have someone etch "Viva Las Jesus" onto the face of it for a White Elephant gift exchange at the Smith Family Reunion?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 03:31 PM

No, it will go with their velvet painting of Elvis.

Do I really have a light work schedule today or am I missing something?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:02 PM

It's probably a light work schedule.

Why did I put Duke in the final game on my bracket?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:06 PM

You were subconsciously think about John Wayne.

How much snow did you get in the last storm?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:06 PM

Because it's a natural assumption that Duke will be in the final game.

Can someone come do the 8 loads of laundry I have left from the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:08 PM

No snow here...and I'll have pass on the "8 loads" of laundry!


Why do you have that funny look on your face?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:15 PM

It froze that way when I was a kid.

Do you put ketchup on your hot dogs?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:18 PM

Yes, lots of ketchup!

Anyone eat coleslaw on their hot dogs?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:18 PM

No -- ketchup is for fries

Thick or thin crust pizza?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:32 PM

thin!

Plain cheese or everything pizza?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:49 PM

Everything -- and thick -- real pizza can't be folded :p

Why all this talk about food?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 04:50 PM

Lunchtime? (Q&A)
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:00 PM

Already eaten.

What's for diner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:01 PM

yes, lets go to Nathans for a dog!

Is there a good place for dogs on the west coast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:01 PM

Homemade mac and cheese with diced ham and a salad.

And you?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:02 PM

I don't know -- I never owned a diner.

What's for dinner?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
I don't know -- I never owned a diner.

What's for dinner?




Nice catch. Sorry, my hands are hurting today, typing is not so great...
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:07 PM

Chicken parmesean.. dunno what else yet.

Do ya have any hobbies?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:08 PM

Camping and Gardening primarily.

And you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:12 PM

Cooking, college football, and annoying my husband.


What's your favorite office supply?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:17 PM

Any type of writing utensil. I'm contstantly looking for a better pen or pencil than what I have.

What time is it where you are?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:20 PM

1:20 PM

What time do you leave work?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:22 PM

later

I was going to look something up...what was it?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:32 PM

That thing you forgot.

Do you like your dentist?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:39 PM

I love my dentist! He is the best!


Do you like your physician?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:40 PM

Most days, yes.



What fast food place has the best breakfast?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:41 PM

Yes, she's great.

Where are you going on vacation?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:41 PM

None.

Does OJ give you heartburn?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:43 PM

OJ gives me more than heartburn- he needs locked up and thrown to wolves.





What color are you today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:43 PM

No.

Does red wine give you a headache?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:52 PM

Yes, not my favorite wine selection.

How hard is it to make a good cheesecake?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:54 PM

Not hard at all. Come on over and we'll bake one.




Have you met another BOLer in your region and talk/meet up with them regularly?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 05:54 PM

Harder than to buy one.

What are the voices in your head telling you to do today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 06:00 PM

that I need to meet up with some BOLers!

Who is the closest poster to you, geographically?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 06:08 PM

probably 'Lil Freak (that I know of)

Do you think the person I just sent an email to will respond?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 06:13 PM

yes I will, presuming I was the person

Whatever happened to Fraud Pup?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 06:15 PM

Grew up to be Fraud Dog and then was run over chasing cars.

When/where is the next BOL trip?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 07:01 PM

Right here...right now!


Do you think you can handle it?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 07:04 PM

I could handle it, but I'd need a little time for the travel logistics
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 07:40 PM

Logistics...schlogistics!

Why does the dealership charge an arm and a leg for "scheduled maintenance"!!?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:03 PM

Because they know you'll pay, even though you can take it to most tire and lube joints and have it done for far less.




Why is it I cringe whenever this stupid song comes on the radio and they keep playing it?!?!
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:04 PM

They do it just to irritate you.

Why are you listening to the radio instead of working?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:06 PM

Shhhhh...I'm typing opn BOL to make it appear that I'm working. Don't blow my cover.



What percentage of your work day is spent playing researching on BOL?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:19 PM

Right now, about 10-20%.



Are you sick of the snow, or would you like more?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:21 PM

It hasn't snowed here with any accumulation for over 30 years.

Do you think the Aggie women will beat the Vols for the women's basketball championship?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:22 PM

Well of course!

Is there any doubt?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:23 PM

No one watches women's basketball.

Do I have to go back to work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:24 PM

Unfortunately yes.

Can I go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:24 PM

you left it months ago, why do back now?

Isn't it quitting time yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:27 PM

Quittin'? Why I'm just gettin' started!


How many more days until our next banking holiday?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:29 PM

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Many!


Can we make Cinqo de Mayo a bank holiday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:30 PM

I calculate 68 until Memorial Day

Can that be right? Its way too long----------------
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:30 PM

How about Cinqo de Aprilo?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:31 PM

Great ideal TICG! We can celebrate because tax & IRA rush season is almost over!


Who want to do the publicity?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:32 PM

I believe that's "Abril"...and I'm all for it!

Shall we?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:34 PM

Because you need to change the radio station

Isn't Google Earth amazing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 08:58 PM

yeah it is Becka, but why are you responding to BB from the previous page?


can you keep up?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:01 PM

Oh, I can keep up!


The real question is....can you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:01 PM

...let me put on my sneakers first....


You found out your SO has been cheating on you. Would you:

seek the guidance of a marriage counselor
or
have revenge sex at a Day’s Inn?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:03 PM

Both?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:03 PM

Suggest an open marriage
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:05 PM

Ok.

Is polyamoury for you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:05 PM

buy a meat cleaver

Which is the best hotel?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Ok.

Is polyamoury for you?


The more the merrier
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
yeah it is Becka, but why are you responding to BB from the previous page?


can you keep up?


Guess not.
(still having problems, sometimes, with loading BOL pages)

Best Hotel (that I've been to) is The Westin.

What's your favorite Olympic sport?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:15 PM

Dwarf tossing

Why don't they show a better variety of olympic events on tv?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 09:31 PM

IDK, all the decision makers must have run track and field, ya think?

Should we boycott China, like we did Russia during the Afghan war?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/24/08 10:48 PM

if you say so PR



PR-did you hear Clint is gonna make another Dirty Harry movie?
Are you gonna be in it PR????????????
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:19 AM

If PR were gonna be in it, I'd go see it multiple times in the theater and I'd buy it as soon as it came out on DVD just because landscaping is a sore subject.


If you knew just how cold it is in my house, would you donate to the Beth-is-in-need-of-gas-and-it's-too-damn-expensive fund?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:33 AM

Sure - or you need to cuddle up closer under the blankets.

would you like to come and stay next to our woodburner in our family room?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:09 AM

...or maybe come to Tacoma? I emit a lot of body heat (and some bodily fluids, but it's all good)....
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 10:45 AM

Tacoma sounds scary, now...

Would you rather live on the East Coast or the West Coast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 12:22 PM

I like the East Coast - Hubby thinks we need to move west

Have you ever been laying in bed after your SO gets up in the morning, and they're getting ready for work and whistling the same song over and over and over, and now you have it stuck in your head for the entire day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 12:24 PM

neither, come to flyover country where is never too hot or cold

Did you see where NJ wants to force many small cities and boroughs to merge to save the state money? So I wonder where the DQ will be living in later this year?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 12:43 PM

Wherever she so Royally chooses! (And the small cities and boroughs are fighting it tooth and nail because they are already efficient - it's the big cities who have the problem. This area is not doing really well in the governor department. NJ has Corzine, PA is stuck with Rendell, and NY had Spitzer - Whoop-de-doo!)

Would you rather live in the North or the South?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:00 PM

The north in the summer and the south in the winter!


Is it still dark outside when you leave for work in the morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:02 PM

yes it is, I do have a little vampire blood in me, so driving in the dark is best

Is it dark outside when you go to bed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:07 PM

sometimes.

Do you live in a small town, rural area, or city?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:07 PM

yes...but just barely!


Don't you need 8 hours of sleep?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:10 PM

DQ: the question is where will you live when they put your little borough out of business!

MsB: No, I need 8 hours of some other things, but with so little time left I will not spend it sleeping!

Do you work a 40 hour week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
DQ: the question is where will you live when they put your little borough out of business!

MsB: No, I need 8 hours of some other things, but with so little time left I will not spend it sleeping!

Do you work a 40 hour week?


My little borough can maintain itself. Not a problem, we have been around since 1870.

45 hour week
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
DQ: the question is where will you live when they put your little borough out of business!

MsB: No, I need 8 hours of some other things, but with so little time left I will not spend it sleeping!

Do you work a 40 hour week?


My little borough can maintain itself. Not a problem, we have been around since 1870.

45 hour week


How old is your town/city?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:34 PM

I live in a city without a downtown and would not be on the map if not for the Aggies - I think 1954, something like that

does the DQ have hiccups? or did she not remember she posted once already?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:36 PM

She just wants to get her point across.


What kind of car do you drive?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:38 PM

A 2007 VW GTI Fahrenheit Edition (#601 of 1200)

Speed or luxury?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:40 PM

I want both.

Can you do 10-key by touch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 01:41 PM

- Must be hiccups - the DQ is as close to perfect as is possible!

- Live in what used to be rural, now has become part of suburbia.

- Township has been here since the late 1600's.

- 40-45 hour week.


Does anyone else garden?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:04 PM

I used to garden, can't at my condo.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:05 PM

I water my plant at work...does that count?


Is gardening therapeutic for you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:06 PM

No drinking is therpeutic.

Why didn't you answer MY question????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:08 PM

It wasn't there when I was answering! (I'm more of a magazine kinda gal.)


Are you in a good mood today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:11 PM

Eh - so-so.

Books - a cross between action/adventure and Chick-Lit.



What kind of Mag's do you read?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:15 PM

Scientific American, Skeptical Inquirer, Discover, (throw in a People or a Vanity Fair too)


Do you have a window to look out of at work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:23 PM

Yes.

Do you have a door you can slam in your office?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:27 PM

No, but I have lots of stuff I can throw down.

Is there that ONE person that drives you absolutely NUTS at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:33 PM

I wish I could say there is just ONE!


Maybe I need to take a chill pill?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:37 PM

If you take a chill pill, you had better dress warmer dear.

Is there anyone at work that makes you squirm?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:40 PM

Depends on if you mean squirm in a good way...or squirm in a bad way.


Do you like Tootsie Pops? (just had one)
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:41 PM

Yes

How many licks does it take?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:43 PM

3.1 billion

Where are you right now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:43 PM

Not many!

Why do people turn down their car radio when they're lost and looking for something?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:43 PM

Right here.

Where are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:54 PM

I was hoping you could tell me where I am.




Do you do crossword puzzles?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:59 PM

Sometimes, but my real addiction is Sudoku.

Do you do Sudoku?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 02:59 PM

Yes (preferably the "easy" level).


Are you an allergy sufferer?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:15 PM

Not at the moment.

Why doesn't management see the value in all I do?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:30 PM

Not enough closed door meetings

Do you do Kakuro?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:35 PM

no, but I do play Texas hold'em

the cooler is sometimes not a fun place, eh?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:41 PM

It's always a fun place if you don't take it seriously.


Why doesn't my mouse cooperate!?!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 03:45 PM

Feed it some cheese.


Why did my Word toolbar disappear last night, and where did it go?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:05 PM

It's hiding!

Why were you obsessing about your sexual performance?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Comp Guy
Not enough closed door meetings



Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:16 PM

I'm not. I just heard it on the radio yesterday and it stuck in my head.


Now why did my Word toolbar suddently appear out of nowhere? This day is getting freaky....
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:27 PM

well that's right up your alley lil freak!





What time do you go to bed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:27 PM

It heard you talkin' trash about it and re-appeared to kick your ass!


Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side mostly?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:31 PM

side, otherwise the snoring is bothersome, or so say some

sheets tucked in or loose?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:35 PM

tucked in to begin; loose by morning.


Bedroom temp cold or warm?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:36 PM

Cold...I heat things up.


Go to sleep with tv/radio on?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:44 PM

TV, on timer.

Buzzer alarm or radio alarm or no alarm?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 04:53 PM

Buzzer alarm, please.


Why do I feel like my head is full of boogers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:03 PM

allergies, try Zertex (sp?)

how many cups of coffee in the morning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:04 PM

However many it takes!


Coffee or tea?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:08 PM

Tea

Milk and sugar??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:08 PM

black coffee and white tea (in honor of Blackdog)


whoa, lunch time whistle blowing, can you hear it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:09 PM

Sugar and Lemon.


Orange or Grapefruit.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:10 PM

Grapefruit (but I can't have it 'cause of meds...)

V8 or tomato juice?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:11 PM

Depends on my mood.


Cranberry or Apple juice?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:18 PM

Cranberry goes better with vodka, but either will do in a pinch.



Is your office freezing?!?!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:22 PM

No

Is yours?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:25 PM

no, and how could a Devil's officer be cold?

do you have you own thermostat at work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:29 PM

Kinda-sort of.


Do you get to control your thermostat at home?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 05:53 PM

It's a free-for-all at home. The only certainty is that I get to pay the utility bill.

Any of you ladies want to rub the underside of my wrist?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 06:01 PM

Why would I want to do that? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 06:08 PM

You got me there - I can't think of a response for that question.


Should we have LF post a picture so we can see what this Lil Freak looks like?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 06:52 PM

You'd have to send me your email address, but I think I'd scare you, Miss Pooh!


Why won’t the toilet seat in the men’’ room stay up? The men’s room doesn’t have a urinal, and the toilet seat will stay up for only a few seconds and then WHACK!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 06:54 PM

Gotta be quick when you're "takin' care of business"!


Why don't we all just share a bathroom?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:02 PM

Uh - no!



Isn't it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:04 PM

For me, yes, for you, no!

Do you like politicians?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:06 PM

No...but they're like lawyers...a "necessary evil".


Should I skip all the way out to my car today?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:09 PM

Depends upon how far away you parked and how happy you are today!!

Will spring ever come????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:27 PM

its here now baby!

the bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes are in full bloom!!!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:30 PM

Tisk, tisk, Aging Banker. Why do you always forget your question?


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:42 PM

sorry my little porker, I don't have an inquiring mind

Why is the pig looking angrily at the sun in BB's avi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:44 PM

Because he's fryin' in that sun!



When's the last time someone asked you where the Ivory Coast was?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:44 PM

I don't think it looks angrily.


Why are you riding in the sunset?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:49 PM

BB: last summer when the #1 daughter was in Zim

pjs: u r joking right? I am on my last legs, and its time to let the young folks like yourself have their day in the sun


Can pjs say "Go Tigers" with meaning?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:57 PM

NO!
But I can say GO INDIANS!



what can you say that is intelligent?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 07:59 PM

"You're absolutely right, Dear."



Did I sound like I meant it?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:00 PM

no waaayyy



Why am I a Loser
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:01 PM

Everytime you get up and get back in the race, one more small piece of you starts to fall into place

Am I the great compromiser and the unconfrontationalist?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:02 PM

you're not a loser. So shut up about it.





why are you sooooooooo pretty???????
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:02 PM

You're not a loser, you're a sweet, wonderful young woman.

When will my life come together?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Everytime you get up and get back in the race, one more small piece of you starts to fall into place

Am I the great compromiser and the unconfrontationalist?



you make me laugh. thank you!
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
you're not a loser. So shut up about it.





why are you sooooooooo pretty???????



genetics???




why did you choose to have children?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:09 PM

It was the thing to do -- not a good reason

Do you want to have children?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:11 PM

to bring meaning to this meaningless existence we call living, to unscrew the inscrutible, to fulfill that void in my heart, IDK, take your pick.......


Why chose to leave your family and cleve to a stranger?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:29 PM

I'm sorry Pale but I don't follow
I'm debating whether or not I want them. I've always wanted to be a mommy. But then I think their expensive and all this other cr@p. To me I think that is the most selfish thing.... to not have children. Plus I love kids. But I'll have nieces and nephews I'm sure






Is it selfish to not have children?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:40 PM

this is a very serious question nunzy, and i chose to respond in the typical male fashion of making a joke cause that is what we silly boys do

I hope you will understand if I now back away slowly and silently------
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:40 PM

It depends on your reason for not having children. Sometimes it's the best decision for a person not to have children.


Do you think you will be a good Aunt?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:45 PM

Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*
I'm sorry Pale but I don't follow
I'm debating whether or not I want them. I've always wanted to be a mommy. But then I think their expensive and all this other cr@p. To me I think that is the most selfish thing.... to not have children. Plus I love kids. But I'll have nieces and nephews I'm sure






Is it selfish to not have children?


No more selfish than the decision TO have kids.
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 08:48 PM

Originally Posted By: corkygirl
Do you think you will be a good Aunt?


I *am* a wonderful aunt.

If you could change one thing about your past, what would you change?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 09:14 PM

Not having my first baby till I was 35

If you could take back a post in the cooler, which would it be?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 09:15 PM

I would not change a thing in my past, everything in my past made me who I am today and I like who I am today.

Do you like who you are today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 09:29 PM

Not this morning, but I'm feeling like I can become the person I once was and want to be...so, presently, yeah. In a bigger way than this morning.



Do you?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Not this morning, but I'm feeling like I can become the person I once was and want to be...so, presently, yeah. In a bigger way than this morning.



Do you?


NO!! I'm not where I want to be, all my friends are graduating soon or are still in school. I want to work a part time job and go to school full time. I need someone to hold my hand and figure this out for me...b/c I tried and I don't know where to get money for school and still pay bills
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 09:49 PM

Depending on the amount of debt you have, you could find grants and scholarships to help fund college, plus student loans don't need to be repaid until after graduating. You should do a bit of online research and go forward.


What's holding you back?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 10:58 PM

Nothing! (well...except for last Sat. night...but I was being "held back" on purpose)


Why did I leave work...get home...and log back into work!?!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/25/08 11:22 PM

'Cuz you missed work during your commute.


Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 12:59 AM

If you are truely sorry, then yes...

What did you do again?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:49 AM

the same thing all silly boys are guilty of

Who should go on Am. Idol?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:55 AM

I think that Ryan should go...


Does any one lese think Family Guy is hysterical?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 12:56 PM

I like Stewie!



Why do I stay up every night watching S*x & the City at midnight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 12:58 PM

because old people only need 5 hours sleep on average.

do you believe I have never seen either of the last two shows mentioned?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:02 PM

Well, Family Guy is on the younger sense of humor side...

Do you remember F-Troop? (I'll bet you do...)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:08 PM

That show was so stupid - but in a good way!


How about Petticoat Junction?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:12 PM

I have seen both of those

you two remind me of the Donna Reed Show, ever see it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:19 PM

Nope...

Have you ever heard of that, Pooh?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:26 PM

Donna Reed - sure! I had a 'thing' for Paul Peterson, and my hubby had a thing for Shelly Faberes.

What about 77 Sunset Strip? (Cooky, Cooky,lend me you comb...)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:30 PM

I think I've heard of it.

Are we remembering the "old days" this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:31 PM

We are just trying to wake up PR's memory... you know, Alzheimer's...

How old is your oldest living relative?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:34 PM

hmph!!!

I guess I should say dirt here eh?

How old do you act?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:41 PM

My age...which is a woman in her prime.


Does age really matter anyway?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:53 PM

No -

How old do you act? - For a woman - whatever she pleases; for a man - they act as though they're about 10!


At what age would you like to retire?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:53 PM

45

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:57 PM

75

hey, wait a minute its too late for me and the DQ!

I have to agree that age doesn't matter, especially since I am so dang over the hill I can't see it anymore!!!

So is DQ in her prime?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:58 PM

45 sounds good to me too!


Shouldn't we start out life in retirement and start working at about age 60?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 01:59 PM

are you saying we got it backwards Ms?

well how is it gonna work for us experienced citizens?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:06 PM

I'm sure we could find something for you to do.


Are you qualified to be a "pool boy"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:10 PM

hmmmm, can you give me a job description? I may have some interest, are there any fringe benes? Can I use the pool?

(Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:17 PM

Pool boys cannot use the pool.

I am under 45.

Why are men so deaf?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:45 PM

They aren't deaf, they just have 'selective hearing'


What do you do to get your SO's attention?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:47 PM

Give him a big... SMACK!

What do you do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:48 PM

come again? do y'all say something?

Ain't it grand that men are from Mars?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 02:49 PM

Talk, then talk louder, yell, occasionally - flash one


For Mrs PR - I'm guessing she'd use a 2x4


For PR - Wouldn't it be Mad Cow (ala Denny Crane) instead of Alzheimers?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 04:28 PM

no, stop picking on Don!



I made the best bacon and eggs last night. What did you make?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 04:55 PM

chips and spicy cheese sauce

deviled eggs

leftover ham from Easter

strawberry shortcake

but no veggies - yuck!

Are y'all in a good mood, I am in a great mood?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:00 PM

I am fabulous, thanks for asking.

Why are you in such a great mood?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:04 PM

He can't remember...
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:05 PM

I'm really not.. I wish I could have taken a longer nap.

When was the last time you blew chunks?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:10 PM

When I had the flu 3 weeks ago.

And you?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:11 PM

It's been a LOOOONNNGGG time, but, Chunks hasn't been around much lately.


What's for dinner?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:12 PM

I don't remember even meeting Chunks!

Why do so many people enjoy running others down?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:12 PM

Linguini with white clam sauce.

What did you have for lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:25 PM

Haven't had it yet, but I'm thinking of toasted cheese.




Is it time to lay the blame?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:44 PM

Sure lets do it.....




So how does Subways sandwich of the Day sound? (psst it's turkey)
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:51 PM

No you ruined the surprise.

Sandwiches make sounds?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:52 PM

Sounds good to me!


Will you show me yours if I show you mine?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 05:58 PM

uh no



Do you like rosemary grilled chicken with rosted potatoes with dill?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 06:16 PM

Sounds like something I'd like.



I'll be in San Fran April 4-7, but not sure where we're staying. What's there to do?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*
uh no



Do you like rosemary grilled chicken with rosted potatoes with dill?


Depends... is Rosemary a good cook?

btw, what's a rosted potato?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:14 PM

A rosted potato is a spelling error.

Who's ready for the weekend?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:16 PM

I'm ready

What are we doing?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:20 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Sounds like something I'd like.



I'll be in San Fran April 4-7, but not sure where we're staying. What's there to do?


Oh BB lots and lots to do in San Fran. Go to Alcatraz for sure!!! Golden Gate Bridge, China Town - one of my favorite towns!!

This is just a pleasure trip and not work related?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:36 PM

oh my BB in San Fran????????????????

I don't want to see you on any of those Parade floats!!!!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:37 PM

oh why not?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:50 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
oh why not?


He's my son!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:51 PM

Where's your question?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:53 PM

I didn't know that- cooolll.


Need a birth certificate to verify please
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Where's your question?


Over there!

Where are your pants?!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:01 PM


No pants today, I've got a dress on!


Do you have excessively restrictive dress code?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:09 PM

No

How often do you go commando?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:16 PM

Never, that's not my style.

(And no worries, Pa. I'll not do anything to shame you. )


Do you know what it means when your nose itches?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:18 PM

its about to grow as long as Pinocchio's

I recommend Carmel when you get to SF, do you like seafood?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:19 PM

No.. I throw it up, actually. Don't ever slip me seafood!

What's your fave veggie?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:22 PM

Too many to choose from....I LOVE EM ALL (way more than fruit...ick)



What's your favorite thing to do in summer?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 09:37 PM

Swim, Swim, Swim (and walk the puppy on something other than ice)


What's yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:11 PM

Run around on pool decking that's 135 F and step onto the pool stairs.

And I love seafood!!!



How often do you get two totally different, conflicting answers from the very same department (after you've told a client that you can do something the first person said can be accomplished)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:13 PM

too often for my comfort level

and don't you love letting your customers know our bank doesn't have a clue when it comes to their question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:21 PM

Totally. Because it's not some wash-up on the other side of the phone having the customer up in their face because of this error. No, it's us!


Have you ever flat-out refused to help a customer and threatened to call the police if they didn't leave immediately?
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:46 PM

Came close, but didn't have to. The customer was turned down on a loan and just couldn't understand how we could turn him down. After explaining it 10 different ways, he still wouldn't leave the bank. My boss finally had to get mean and escort him to the door. Funny thing is he still banks w/us.

Have you ever tasted green chili flavored pistachios?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:47 PM

No...but they sound yummy!


Do you like your food spicy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:49 PM

as spicy as I can find! I love green chilie stew with the chilis from Hatch, New Mexico

ever been to Hatch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:50 PM

Never been to Hatch...but a local mexican food place has a "Hatch green chili festival" every year!


Why don't you come check it out sometime?
Posted By: Bones

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:50 PM

Never been there but I've had the green chili . . . YUMMY!

Do you like to gamble?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:51 PM

H3ll yeah! (black jack is my game)

Do you think I'll win big on my next Vegas trip?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 10:57 PM

how big do you want to score?

Why are the odds against us?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:07 PM

As big as we possibly can.

Cause that's the way it goes.

If the odds are against us, who's for us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:09 PM

those who arent' "agin" us!

Shall we overcome?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:11 PM

We Shall!


Is this presidental campaign EVER going to end?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:23 PM

not till its too late to remain sane!


Is AI on tonight, I have my nights mixed up?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:46 PM

Yes...AI is on 2nite.

Will you be watching Big Brother as well?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:48 PM

I have not had the pleasure

Is it too late to start?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:49 PM

Maybe...you won't appreciate the character's "quirks" as much as if you'd been there from the beginning.

I'd be glad to fill you in though...whatdaya' say?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/26/08 11:58 PM

For Ms.B - I'm sure PR will say Sure!

Am I correct, PR?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 02:23 AM

I have never known the Pooh to be wrong

Was Chelsea the right person to get the boot on Big Bro? She seemed rather defiant about it all
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:17 AM

Boot anyone named Chelsea (now Amy Carter, however....)

Wanna sit on my lap?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:38 AM

Not tonight LF - maybe tomorrow :-)

Though not a Clinton fan myself, don't you have to give Chelsea credit for not backing down from the guy in the audience the other day who asked her about Monica Lewinsky?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:38 AM

I would give anyone credit for not backing down from a Lewinsky question...

What color shirt are you wearing today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:06 PM

Blue.

You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:13 PM

red

Do you wear scarves?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:17 PM

Not usually, I like my turtlenecks.

You?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:20 PM

♥ scarves, don't ♥ turtlenecks.... dang hot flashes.

do you drink 64 ounces of water a day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:21 PM

Yes.

Do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:24 PM

at least that amount.

is spring really here?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:39 PM

I think so.

Did you have a lot of snow this past winter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:40 PM

i think the total so far was around 103". but, how fun, we're getting more tonight and tomorrow night.

why does my throat hurt?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:48 PM

Because you are getting sick.

Should I be sad because we didn't have a real snowstorm this winter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:52 PM

no. there are plenty of posters who had "real" snow storms and wouldn't wish them on others. ::runs outside to box up some snow to send to dq::


do you mercy flush while still sitting or do you stand to avoid spatter?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 12:54 PM

Yes. We didn't have one either


Did my desk space get smaller overnight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:28 PM

Mercy flush: Nope, I don't poop in public.

Desk space: Yup; the universe is contracting.


What is it about my body chemistry that causes colored towels to look like they’ve been splashed with bleach whenever I use them?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:31 PM

The same thing has happened to me. It's the cheap towel, I think.

Maybe we should just "shake and dry"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:34 PM

Or use the blow dryer (Ooh! That kinda feels good!)


Canister or upright vacuum?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:35 PM

Upright, bagless.


What's your least favorite household chore?>
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:38 PM

litter box, for sure.

yours?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 03:58 PM

Washing windows or scrubbing the toilet; it's a toss up.

I know you are, but what am I?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:15 PM

A 'LilFreak


What's for lunch today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:24 PM

I had a Stouffer's salisbury steak lunch. It was okay.

Are you going out for dinner tonight?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:40 PM

It's my choral rehearsal night so it's probably something from a drive-thru.


Do you cook dinner from scratch every night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:46 PM

I try to cook on Sundays for the week, usually the main course, then I do the veggies and starch on the night we eat.

Do you like to cook?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:54 PM

Most of the time I do, but I also like eating out.


What's your fave restaurant?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 04:58 PM

Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak and Stone Crab - Chi-town

Yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:05 PM

Crazy Jim's, for the best gyros in town.



Does it look like it's going to be a good weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:05 PM

Yes, my son is coming home! Yippee!!!

And, for you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:49 PM

Saturday is looking fun. Not sure what's in store for Sunday.


Ever dig your shoes out of your gym bag only to discover you stepped in “something” in the backyard? Kinda kills the motivation to work out when it’s also on your tee shirt….
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:50 PM

No.

Why does the weirdest $hit happen to you???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:52 PM



I'm not sure. Do you think I have bad karma or something?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:53 PM

Possibly, have you checked your feng shui???

http://fengshui.about.com/
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 05:55 PM

Feng shui? Yeah I checked my shui; there was dog poop on it.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:27 PM

Sorry to hear that, LF.



Do you feel the building swaying on a windy day when you go upstairs?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:36 PM

No...upstairs for me is only the 6th floor.

Do you know why Excel didn't save the updates I made back in September? I need to find out--the auditors and my boss are about to kill me...and maybe revoke my AVP!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:39 PM

Dip, you don't use auto save? Oh boy...
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:43 PM

I save every version as a separate document... "File name 080327", "File name 080329", and so on. On 9/14, I made some critical updates to a file and saved it as "File name 070914" but my updates aren't there and no one can explain why. It's the strangest thing and seriously unfortunate...major audit crisis due to this
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:50 PM

I would think if you saved it it should be there somewhere on your computer.



What's so good about technology if it doesn't do what its suppose to do?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:55 PM

Dip, try to have the IT dept restore your system from that date, maybe they can do that for you.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 06:59 PM

what's the purpose of epsom salt? I thought it was to soothe the aches and pains?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:01 PM

Me too.

What is it used for, then?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:04 PM

I don't know I passed a big display of it at Walmart this morning and it had the word laxative on it! I didn't know this- its not drinkable is it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:06 PM

I wouldn't drink it...

What do you use for a laxative?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:11 PM

I don't! I was buying toothpaste.

I'll have to ask my mom about the salts, tho. I'm confused
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:17 PM

You soak your feet and then drink the water to keep regular.



Frida Kahlo’s unibrow: Hot or Not?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 07:56 PM

Hot, certainly.



Don't you hate that sinking feeling when you know you've done something right but it turns out just wrong?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 08:38 PM

YES!


Don't you hate when you have something in your teeth, and try as you might, you can't get it out?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 08:50 PM

Nope, I carry floss in my purse!

Why does time seem to be moving slower today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 08:51 PM

Yes!


Don't you hate it when you get that popcorn hull caught in the back of your throat and you have to make aaawwuuuchhh! noises to try and get it loose?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:01 PM

nope, my mistake with the hull is putting my finger in there and gaging or scraping my uvula with my finernail and choking on the blood

Whats with angel eyes and the avatars?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:04 PM

She the law around this here neck of the woods, and in't afraid to show it, PR.



Don'tcha just love the rodeo?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:05 PM

truly!!!!!

How many other places can you wear such lovely belt buckles?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:08 PM

I wear them everywhere but work. People love to comment on them. In fact, someone said they like my "turkey platter" buckle the other night--it's almost as wide as I am.


Should I seek the support of a group for my obsessive collecting of buckles?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:12 PM

yes, may I recommend the NAROB wearers (nat'l assoc. of recovering obsessed beltbuckle wearers)

you do know there is no cure, only treatment alternatives?

(and btw, that wasn't much of a brag about that wide belt, you skinny boy you!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:54 PM

No...I didn't know that...but it's good to know.


Did we REALLY make it to Friday!?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:56 PM

YEP!!!! ::pops the champagne::

can we start drinking now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:57 PM

H3ll yeah!!!


Why do the tires for my car cost so much!?!?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 10:59 PM

cuz they are made of rubbers

why do i like doritos?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/27/08 11:29 PM

I don't know, but I do because we can buy them at the park or swap meet and sprinkle on lime juice and/or Valentino. Mucho yummo!

Why is my little Brady so hyper lately?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:23 AM

is that like a pet, or someone you keep in the basement?

When will this poker tourney start?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:16 AM

What poker tourney? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:20 AM

I am a poker star baby on PokerStars


do you play anything other than blackjack?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:33 AM

I'll play cr@ps...and some slots. I love poker but never played in Vegas.


Should I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:38 AM

No!!!! they have the biggest and meanest sharks there!

When is the family headed in that direction again?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:08 AM

Whenever they want
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider


Whats with angel eyes and the avatars?


Why does AE and MB's avatars turn me on (and I don't have the "special BB Wal-Mart rose scented lotion from aisle 14? Crud...it's going to be a long night....)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:43 AM

Because you're prone to the electrical synapses in your brain that trigger such chemical reactions, and even though you don't have the lotion it picked up--upon 3D's recommendation--you still feel compelled to react to such stimuli although you cannot quite discern why you respond in the manner in which you do. It's your primal instinct, as is eating the flesh off animals (which, according to the recently self-removed _X_, is primarily composed of fecal matter).

Can you tell me from what movie this quote is taken?

"Fecal matter? What's that?"

"Baby mice."
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:29 AM

I haven't a clue...

Where did this line come from:
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night..."?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 11:00 AM

Ms. Betty Davis, the name of the movie was a single ladies name (or maybe it was "A Star is Born"), but its way too early in the morning to remember, at least I think it was a ladies name - I remember like it was today though, she is seen walking up the stairs uttering these words

Why must we be to work so early?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 11:28 AM

(try The Little Foxes, you had BD correct! )

So we can leave early!

What time to you get to leave work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:20 PM

Not soon enough!


What are your plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:28 PM

My son is coming home! YAYYYYYY! Prolly just a movie...

You?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:37 PM

Hubby's going to a 'junk' auction, so I'll get to stay home and clean (which I would rather do).

What movie?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:41 PM

I don't know, I will let my son pick.

What's for dinner tonight?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:45 PM

Not sure yet, I'm hitting the grocery store after work. I'm thinking linquini with clams. I haven't made it in a long time and Hubby loves it.

Have you ever made vongula (spelling is horrible, pronounced von-go-le It's linguini with tiny little clams in the shell mixed in)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:48 PM

No, because I don't like to have to pick out the shells when I eat. (I didn't make l w/ clams the other night because I worked late, we are having it tonight, too!)

Do you do red or white clam sauce?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:53 PM

White, and I now cheat - I use the Progresso pre-made sauce.

How old is your son?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:53 PM

I like both...but don't eat clams very often.

Can we have sushi today for lunch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:55 PM

Sure - anything you want. I like California Rolls, Volcano's and lots of other good stuff!

What's your favs?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 12:59 PM

California rolls, tuna and salmon. I'm still a "rookie" when it comes to sushi.


How long will it take you to get here or should we just meet in the middle?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:02 PM

Let's do the middle.

How does Nashville sound?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:03 PM

I think we should meet in the middle. I like the Bento boxes, I can not eat raw fish...

(Pooh, he is 12)

What time should we meet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:04 PM

I think noon would be good.

What are Bento Boxes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:05 PM

Oh, they are yummo: teriyaki shrimp, scallops, chicken or beef; spring rolls, california rolls, steamed pork dumplings and veggies tempura... like a whole appetizer plate!

You never had one?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:07 PM

No - but they do sound yummy!

Do they have them at Wegman's?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:10 PM

I don't know. But usually Japanese and sushi places have them.

Are you hungry yet??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:15 PM

YES! But I just had a piece of breakfast cake (PA Dutch thing). Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of Japanese options out here in the boonies.


Isn't it nice and peaceful in the Cooler in the AM's?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:21 PM

The best time, I can actually work...

Don't you love the politicos???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:28 PM

Oh yes - I think they need the adrenaline rush to keep them going! (You know - typical guys )


I heard there's a Gucci outlet in North Jersey - are you familiar?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:37 PM

No...I didn't know about the Gucci outlet in Jersey.

How 'bout we meet in Jersey for lunch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:44 PM

Sounds good!

Zabar Hot Dogs? Or is that just an NYC thing?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:44 PM

Lots of good restaurants in North Jersey! C'mon over! I am not a "gucci girl"...

Do you have a leather jacket?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:52 PM

No - can't find one I like.

Any nice restaurants with a view of the water and good seafood?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:58 PM

Absolutely, Edgewater has some seafood great restaurants with a view of the NYC skyline!

What time?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 01:59 PM

We have a bunch here in Maine - come on up!

Why isn't the bar open yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:00 PM

We're waiting for you to open the doors, DEL.

What time shall we arrive? I can go for a good lobster roll!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:05 PM

If I leave now...and my flight isn't cancelled...I can be there by noon (1:00 pm Joiseyyyyyyyyyyyyy time!).


Will I need my leather coat?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:10 PM

Originally Posted By: DEL
We have a bunch here in Maine - come on up!

Why isn't the bar open yet?


A fellow Mainer? I am not alone!!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:10 PM

Most likely - it's chilly and rainy here in PA.


How's things in the Great and Wonderful State of Texas?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:17 PM

Yeah, it is raining. 1 is fine.

Did you know that Edgewater is on the edge of the Hudson rIver?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:18 PM

Did not know that, but it makes sense!

Did you know that Promised Land was considered to be the Promised Land by the original settlers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:20 PM

No, but is it still the Promised Land? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:24 PM

If you like State Parks and Forests it is. Great place to camp and hike and all that stuff!


So are we going to Maine or Jersey for lunch? (or just the BOL bar?)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:26 PM

BOL bar...liquid lunch works for me!


Will I need my coat there?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 02:54 PM

Nope... it is whatever temp you want.

Will oyu open the bar now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:26 PM

DEL did us the honor.


I wonder if DQ signs on to BOL in the morning and thinks to herself, “Oh crud. I wonder what those weirdos posted last night while I was sleeping?”
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:30 PM

I bet she does!

Isn't it our duty to keep her on her toes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:32 PM

I believe it is (and to push the envelope!)


Isn’t the ketchup & mayo mix absolutely the best potato chip ghetto dipping sauce?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:33 PM

My fiance uses that for his french fries.

Do you like lemon in your beer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:34 PM

Yes! Lemon or lime.


Have you ever heard of someone putting salt in their beer?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:37 PM

No - but it could be good.

Have you tried Blue Moon w/Orange?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:41 PM

I've had Blue Moon.

Do you mean with an orange slice??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:42 PM

Pooh probably just crams the whole orange in the bottle


Did you know that the Box Jellyfish has 64 anuses?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:43 PM

I did not know that.

Are you SURE!?!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:47 PM

I read it in the paper this morning.

Did you also know that the Box Jellyfish has four parallel brains?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:48 PM

That Box Jellyfish has it goin' on!


What is it's lifespan?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:52 PM

Less than a year.

Aren't they cool?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 03:56 PM

Way cool! I wouldn't want to tangle with one though!

Why can't we take a field trip to the beach today?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 04:02 PM

because it's too cold out!

Why does my head always feel as if it's on a downhill slope, no matter which direction I lie on a flat surface?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 04:33 PM

Maybe you should get your neck checked???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:34 PM

A build up of cranial pressure is rarely a good thing; might be a tumor.

Ever find yourself during a long meeting in a small, cramped conference room thinking, “Eew…I’m breathing air that came out of Bob’s nose”?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:36 PM

Only when I'm in that meeting with you


Shall we Dance?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:36 PM

:::schwarzeneggar voice:::

it's not a tumah!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:37 PM

No thanks.

Do you want to go home?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:37 PM

No, I stick with the air coming out of Mary's heaving busom.

How's the outlook for the weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Only when I'm in that meeting with you



Ha! I'm a mouth breather; just look at my avatar!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:42 PM

Sorry - have Avi's turned off.

Wouldn't a 'mouth breather' be worse?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:50 PM

Depends on what he ate.


Do you snore?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:51 PM

Yes, but I sleep right through it.

Do you remember your dreams?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:53 PM

Most-times.

Don't wish that you could be just left alone for a month or two??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:54 PM

Wouldn't that be nice.....? (Q&A)
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:56 PM

It would also be nice if SOME of your dreams come true....
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 05:58 PM

Yes it would.

What are you wishing for?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:00 PM

A few people to die a slow painful death... j/k.


What do you wish for?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:05 PM

Love and happiness

Will I ever find them?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:05 PM

where to begin with wishes....
the list can go on & on & on & on....

wish the job market was not so scarce lately
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:07 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Love and happiness

Will I ever find them?


one day it will happen!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy
Love and happiness

Will I ever find them?


I believe so, my dear.

What lengths are you willing to go to?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:18 PM

That is what I need to explore.

Am I missing something?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:24 PM

Uh, yeah,...your fly is open.

What do you really what to get out of life?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:27 PM

I want to retire comfortably and raise a responsible, sweet, educated son.

Why do fingernails grow quicker than toenails??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:41 PM

because fingernails always get bitten

Why do the nails on my right hand look shorter than the nails on my left?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:46 PM

because you are probably right handed and operate 10 key calculator with your right hand....
just a wild guess

is that the real reason finger nails grow faster... thats a new perception of things I suppose?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:47 PM

Nope.. it's actually a conspiracy.

Do you like black fingernail polish?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:51 PM

I prefer black lipstick... it goes better with the mood around here...

is it 5:00 yet??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:52 PM

In Greenland, yes.

Why am I soooo tired?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:52 PM

It's 5:00 somewhere!

Do you have big plans for 5:00?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 06:56 PM

big plans for 5:00... oh yea

great beach weather and I am heading to the beach for the weekend...

sorry for all the northerners stuck in your mounds of snow

By the way how long does it take to shovel snow out of the drive way just to drag yourself into work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:10 PM

what is your question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:16 PM

I'm all out of questions.

Would you like to order something else off the menu?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
big plans for 5:00... oh yea

great beach weather and I am heading to the beach for the weekend...

sorry for all the northerners stuck in your mounds of snow


Snow is gone, but still chilly.

Where in the south are you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:18 PM

yes, that would be a pleasant change of pace

what is the chef's special of the day?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:22 PM

Quote:


Snow is gone, but still chilly.

Where in the south are you?


Florida...

What are you making for dinner?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:25 PM

Making dinner takes too much time -- lets eat out.

Where do you want to go?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:27 PM

Longhorns steakhouse!

What time do you want to meet?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 07:28 PM

Depends on what flight I can catch -- how about 7

What are you going to wear?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 03/28/08 07:32 PM

Post deleted by agencyteapot
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:10 PM

PMs please
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:16 PM

PR...you wouldn't like pms...it's no fun.
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:19 PM

Ms. B, he just wants to express his feminine side...
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:22 PM

stop ragging on PR
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:22 PM

I thought PR wanted to start raggin
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
PR...you wouldn't like pms...it's no fun.



no no ever talks to me in PMs unless its business related, how sad and boring
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:32 PM

uh huh...yeah right
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:33 PM

Quote:
no no ever talks to me in PMs unless its business related, how sad and boring


PR needs some lovin
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 08:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
PR...you wouldn't like pms...it's no fun.



no no ever talks to me in PMs unless its business related, how sad and boring


Depends on what business you're in
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

no no ever talks to me in PMs unless its business related, how sad and boring


I call bull@hit!

I seem to recall almost stopping your heart in a PM.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:20 PM

Uh huh...I knew it.

What did you say to him?




(I'm simply trying to get back to the Q&A format of this thread)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:25 PM

Oh, I'll never tell!
Let's just say he wouldn't last a minute in some of the other PMs I've been in.

Does anyone still feel like working?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:30 PM

Nope, the day is shot!

Really, I could not last a day in some PMs with y'all. I would be shocked and need the nitro pills every few minutes. I am so glad I don't engage in PMs!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Oh, I'll never tell!
Let's just say he wouldn't last a minute in some of the other PMs I've been in.

Does anyone still feel like working?


I call BS right back! I can't recall a PM we have been in where the old ticker was at risk. Its been all business where you needed some guidance on posting.

thats my story and I am sticking to it!
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
Oh, I'll never tell!
Let's just say he wouldn't last a minute in some of the other PMs I've been in.

Does anyone still feel like working?


I call BS right back! I can't recall a PM we have been in where the old ticker was at risk. Its been all business where you needed some guidance on posting.

thats my story and I am sticking to it!


There were witnesses!

Are you calling me a liar?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:52 PM

no, no my dear

you know when I don't take the Aricept regularly that I can have memory lapses

but I have wracked my brain and I honestly don't recall any PMs with you AE in like 6 or 9 months

and I don't recall their being a lot of peeps?

can you enlighten? I have a reputation to uphold here ya know!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 09:53 PM

No, I think he's the liar

Don't you hate it when your body shape changes so much you have to go out and spend a bunch of money to replace half your wardrobe?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
No, I think he's the liar

Don't you hate it when your body shape changes so much you have to go out and spend a bunch of money to replace half your wardrobe?



hmph!!!!

I wasn't going to respond but with you crack I just have to ask:

so are you becoming a pear or an apple?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:16 PM

Neither!

Is there a fruit for people who don't have extra body fat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:24 PM

It's a banana, and I'm shaped that way too.


Wasn't that chicken from Karim's off the chain?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:29 PM

(psst...that wasn't chicken; chickens don't have fur...)

Are you with your soul mate?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:30 PM

No

Can I please go home, now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:34 PM

Yes you may.


Are you happy or sad that it stopped snowing?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:42 PM

Happy!

Why can't people follow simple instructions?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 10:49 PM

Because people thrive on the chaos that's created by complicating a matter when refusing to allocate time to follow instructions, then accuse the originator of devising something incapable of being completed accurately without higher brain functions.


Do I ramble?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 11:08 PM

I love it when you ramble.


I'm about to go home and have a glass of wine...would you like one?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/28/08 11:50 PM

I'll bring the bacon vodka.

Do you have organic grape tomatoes?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 12:15 AM

Nope, I prefer the cherry tomatoes...

Where the heck have I been?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 01:30 AM

Right where you are.


If you can't be with the one you love, should you love the one you're with?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 01:34 AM

...or you could love on me!


Should men wear colored Crocs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 01:49 AM

Ugh! Are those the silly rubber things that look rediculous on adults?

But they might look fine with a fanny pack worn in the front, no?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 02:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Ugh! Are those the silly rubber things that look rediculous on adults?...


Whatever keeps ya safe.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/29/08 02:54 PM

@ TIGC!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/30/08 02:12 AM

aren't they full of holes?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/30/08 12:53 PM

If so, you've got trouble.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 10:42 AM

Why does TICG make me laugh at his inappropriate comments??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 01:07 PM

Because he does "inappropriate" so well!

Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 01:26 PM

Long way to go...

What color is your hair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 01:49 PM

white, what little of it is left after dealing with the drama in here!

does it hurt to have a wax job?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 01:52 PM

Depends on what part of the body you're waxing.

Planning on getting smooth PR?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 01:56 PM

oh yeah, I need a change and I thought I would start by losing the gorilla look on my back, back of arms and abs

Do you think that would help?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 02:05 PM

Don't do it! We don't call you "Harry" for nuttin'!


Why don't you try laser?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 02:44 PM

Because laser treatments take a couple of sessions to have permanent results.



Are you thinking Arby's?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 02:52 PM

No - More I-Hop. In the mood for a good omelet.


Bacon or Sausage?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 03:05 PM

Bacon, of course. Silly question to ask BB.




Don't you think craigslist is a treasure trove of personal gratification? I mean, where else can you find such banging deals?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 03:22 PM

...and lots of weekend specials...

Have you ever met anyone on Craigslist you would want to have a long term relationship with?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 03:34 PM

If by lnog-term you mean more than 20 minutes, no. I think we can accomplish everything we set out to do in that amount of time.

Who needs real names, anyway?!?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 03:48 PM

This may be a dumb question but...

What is Craigslist?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 03:51 PM

It's an online garage sale

Do you prefer craigslist, or ebay?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 04:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
It's an online garage sale


Except you can't get sex at most offline garage sales
Posted By: Nascar

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 04:18 PM

Surely you gest???
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 04:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Nascar
Surely you gest???


You mean that garage sales by you DO offer sex? Boy, I'm living in the wrong area.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 04:55 PM

I guess I am to. But, judging by the looks of the people hosting garage sales around here, I figure I'll pass on doing that.


What's your favorite snack food?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 05:28 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I guess I am to. But, judging by the looks of the people hosting garage sales around here, I figure I'll pass on doing that.


Good point. Although some would be ok if the price was reasonable.

"Hey mister, how much for that middle-aged woman on the lawn chair?"
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 05:54 PM

Snack food: Potato chips

Woman in chair: Which woman: the one with the goatee or the one with the smile like a jack o’lantern?

When filling up your gas tank, do you find yourself watching the total sale amount and thinking, “You can stop any time now…please”?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 06:12 PM

Yes, every single time any more.



Don't you think it's just wonderful that this company takes veggies, grinds them up and fries them?? Yum-O
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 06:36 PM

What company (Q&A)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 06:37 PM

this one!

I like how fast food places fries patotoes, don't you?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 06:44 PM

Depends on the fast food place and how much salt they add.

Which fast food restaurant do you like fries from most?
Posted By: Nascar

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 06:52 PM

The only problem is, you better check real close before you buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 07:49 PM

Arby's curly fries

Speaking of fast food

For the women: When you were pregnant, did you ever crave something different from multiple fast food places?

For the men: When your significant other was pregnant did you ever have to run around town just to complete a meal from 2+ fast food restaurants?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 07:58 PM

been there and done that teapot (from the male angle)

burger from this place, the other place's fries, shake from here, fruit cup from over here, spicy chicken, grilled chicken, gotta get those waffle fries, it just goes on and on and on.....

Which franchise would you like to own?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:07 PM

Starbucks

What is your favorite coffee flavoring?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:09 PM

An Olga's, because we don't have them here in AZ (but they are in MI) and it's so good!



Why is that guy staring?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:15 PM

because he thinks your good looking *wink*... *tasty*

How come your feelings don't come with an on/off switch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:18 PM

because women don't need no stinkin' "off" switch

Can you turn on the tears to get what you want?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:21 PM

I can't...
but some woman definetely know how to pull the 'poor me card' when they deem it necessary

How come men find it hard to show emotion?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:21 PM

No, but I can turn on "Attack Mode" in the flip of a switch.



What song gets under your skin, currently?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:25 PM

"Bad Day" by Daniel somebody
Don't need to be reminded!

If you could be a rockstar for ONE day who would you be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:28 PM

IDK, but not that Brett Michaels guy, can't they find someone other than lap dancers to rock his world?

Whose pay would you want for a day?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 08:40 PM

Mine... unlike others I am fairly content with my lot in life



Why do people claim to be "religious when they merely mean that they are "spiritual" heathans?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 09:49 PM

They just state that for the glory and the money.





What age is appropriate for a child to watch cops? 6 right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 09:54 PM

That seems about appropriate.




Did you know that the same year I moved to Phx someone from Philly moved here too, and he had the same name as me?? Seriously, his mom would call me all the time.
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 09:57 PM

How in the halibut would I know that? I didn't realize there was another Bacon Boy in AZ.






How many times do you think one could watch the special on how bacon is made? I've seen it twice now and each time I didn't have bacon available to eat.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 10:03 PM

There's something seriously wrong with someone who doesn't have a supply of bacon on hand.



Can you call me the next time that show's on?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 10:08 PM

Nope, I don't have your number....

So... How YOU doin..?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 10:31 PM

Pretty ducky.


Is Marcus Bowling still editor of the Expositor?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/08 11:34 PM

I don't know...

Is it weird that I haven't read the Expositor in a couple years?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:11 AM

No, that newspaper is overpriced and has no real content.


Don't you think the Planters Cashew commercial with the unibrow girl is really funny?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:03 AM

Unfortunately, I have not seen it yet.

Do you think she's somehow related to Frida Kahlo?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 06:08 AM

Well, if someone in Frida's family happened to spawn with a pastey white person, yeah it could be possible.



Has it been a full week without hearing anything about Britney Spears?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 06:31 AM

Hey BB did you hear the news about Britney?? J/K I try not to follow that dirt.



Why does the sky seem so blue some days?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 10:34 AM

Clean air...


Are you doing any office pranks today on co-workers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:03 PM

I just might!

Shouldn't today be a "non-working, nothing-but-pranks" day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:04 PM

Yes!

Can you clear it with my boss?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:07 PM

Sure, I have clout.

What time did you get up today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:07 PM

I'll get right on him...I mean...it.


Are we having breakfast drinks this morning? Like a Bloody Mary?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:18 PM

Sounds good to me Ms.B!

What shall we eat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:37 PM

How about a nice quiche lorraine and a fresh fruit salad? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:37 PM

see, this is all women think about! eating and drinking.....

Is there nothing more important or fun?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:40 PM

not all woman... but if men gave us something more interesting to think about... problem solved


When is enough, enough?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:43 PM

Nope. Well, yeah

Don't you like to eat and drink?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:45 PM

sure do, as much as the next man, but I can't keep up with women!

there is never enough teapot

now, whats for brunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:46 PM

(hmmpfh!)

SOS... you like???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
sure do, as much as the next man, there isbut I can't keep up with women! never enough teapot

now, whats for brunch?


That is correct! And you never will!
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:02 PM

DQ what is your version of SOS?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:02 PM

dang, I get this message at home, at work, and now on BOL? Women rule the world!

How could we play April Fools in the cooler?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:18 PM

Don't even try it!


Isn't April a great month???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:20 PM

We shall see.

I think that October is my favorite month, what's yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:41 PM

July in Phx. So hot you could cook your mother on the sidewalk.


You know, DQ, I was so happy to see the return of X to the cooler. Do you think it's funny to see my cry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:43 PM

BB, I thought that you would be happy to see me...

No?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 02:56 PM

Yes, but the real _X_ is no longer in AZ. Just FYI.


Won't you be my neighbor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:11 PM

do you have an extra sweater?

When did that _X-ee move to CA?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:12 PM

If I tell you, I'd have to kill you...

WHy do you need a sweater??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:15 PM

because BB asked me to be his neighbor, all good neighbors wear sweaters, just like Mr. Rodgers

oh oh, the Queen does not remember Mr. Rodgers, is she that old?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:17 PM

I hated Mr Rogers, he was just creepy.

Did you like him, Huge Pale?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:23 PM

I disliked the litle castle people they were annoying

what is your dream vehicle?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:25 PM

I have it, my CX-9...

What is yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:27 PM

A broom.



Can you love your vacuum too much?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:29 PM

original humvee... not these h2 and h3's they are coming out with... ridiculous!

The vaccum is a great way to get rid of evidence...

Hoover or Eureka?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:35 PM

depends on what you're using it for



Is it wrong to spread a rumor about yourself in the office and then at the end of the day send outa mass email saying "APRIL FOoLS ....YOU FOOLS HAHAHAH"??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:37 PM

Not at all. I once had my old office thinking that I'd be going to Tent City for a two-month stint for DUI and even started crying. Funniest thing ever.



Is it wrong to spread rumors about one of your coworkers?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:39 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
The vaccum is a great way to get rid of evidence...


a vacuum works much better
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:40 PM

yes, I would think so BB; it can have some very hurtfull unintended consequences

Who's your dadddy?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:44 PM

No one is sure, but mama has it narrowed down to about 7!

Which way should I go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:46 PM

how many choices are there?

Maybe you should consider a new hair style Pat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 03:50 PM

Don’t mess with a classic coiffure, Big Daddy!




Do you know who your momma is?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 04:24 PM

Yeah, I act just like her sometimes... :scary emoticon:

Is everyone enjoying the name confusion???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 04:31 PM

yeah, but i can't move with all these muscles! I will be glad to get out of this suit later on ---

Did you know Clown fish can change their sex one time? be either a momma or a daddy, based upon how they relate in the group?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 05:45 PM

No, i did not, sounds like some poster around here.




Why do you plebianic disciples continue to consume poop?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 05:48 PM

Because we are omnivores...

What's up with the ugly picture?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 06:45 PM

I think it's kind of se_X_y.

Don't you??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 06:49 PM

yes

has any one seen that cute little nanner today?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 06:57 PM

I ate a nanner today....oops.


Who are all you freaks anyways?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:17 PM

I am the great and powerful _X_






Who's asking?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:20 PM

Just a ChunkEE Monkey.

Got anything to eat? I'm starving and my ass has not spread enough today.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:31 PM

Here's a rice cake.

Should the mods thank me for taking care of this question before it caused a problem?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:34 PM

Oh! Thanks!!

What? Did I say something?

(scoops ice cream into mouth)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:36 PM

:bows before the young, vivacious and beautiful AG:

we are in your debt madame, er sir er.........are you a devil or an angel?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:36 PM

yummy!
banana split...

what time is it?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:41 PM

Time for you to get a watch



Why do I have to go To arkansas tomorrow?? ARGH!!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:46 PM

As punishment.


What did you do wrong?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:46 PM

My wrists are too big to wear a watch...
thank you very much!

why are-can-saw?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:50 PM

for training


So I take it you are either a)big butch woman B)huge ripped man Which one?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:53 PM

A) & B) depends what role I want to play for the day!

what kind of training do they give in AR-KANSAS?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:56 PM

MAW MAW
Posted By: Rizzzzzzo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:56 PM

I don't know, but I bet it doesn't involve reading or writing.

Why would anyone live in ARKIN-SAU?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 07:58 PM

I have no clue.



AGENt tea pot MUST be a BIG GInormous FATTIE, don't you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:00 PM

Maybe!

What evidence do you have?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:01 PM

Nothing wrong with a GINORMOUS fattie....
It's called self confidence there cupcake!

Whats wrong with BIG people?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:03 PM

Depends on which "part" is BIG.

Do you get my drift?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:03 PM

Their fat and sloppy and eat all my mac n cheese at golden coral!!



ARE you admiting to being FAT?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:12 PM

MAW MAW MAW
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:12 PM

yep!
and lucky for you I don't like mac n cheese...
or I would let you go hungry for being so judgemental towards us BIG people.

Do you like Reese's PB cups?
Posted By: Rizzzzzzo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:16 PM

They're ok?

Do you like DD cups?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:23 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
Nothing wrong with a GINORMOUS fattie....
It's called self confidence there cupcake!

Whats wrong with BIG people?





Did someone say cupcake?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:25 PM

yes!

What is your favorite cupcake?
Posted By: Rizzzzzzo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:28 PM

You

Chocolate or vanilla?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:29 PM

I like my nanner covered in chocolate.


Isn't it yummy like that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:31 PM

Oh yeah! I'd have it no other way!




Fudge?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:38 PM

I pack it all the time... fresh packed and shipped fudge!





Dont you like knockers.... as opposed to doorbells?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:45 PM

rea-lly PR?

Don't you wish you could poke your finger through the peep hole when someone is creeping to see whos at the door?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:46 PM

No but I do wish I could pull a stunt like on jack ass

what is a yonder?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:49 PM

all you need to do is find a midget... those little guys make the show!

Like over yonder?
lem'me ask one of my redneck to do's what a yonda is and I'll let ya'll know
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:49 PM

Can't really tell you...I need to SHOW you.


Worried?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 08:59 PM

show me what?
Do I need to bring my scuba gear?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:01 PM

No scuba gear required.

But how long can you hold your breath?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:02 PM

a loooooong time

What do I need to hold my breath for?
Posted By: Rizzzzzzo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:03 PM

Me

Do I leave you breathless?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:05 PM

Who's me?

breathless or hyperventilating...?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:07 PM

Sweetie...either way...you'll be beggin' for more.


Should we introduce ourselves?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:08 PM

I beg to differ

What makes you so certain?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:10 PM

I'm certain of everything I do!

You wanna find out why?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:23 PM

Bring it on!

Can you handle it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:24 PM

really now kids, especially Doobs; we have had one leave us today, lets not make it two

this really is a MAW
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:27 PM

Party pooper!

Guess I should make like a nanner and split?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:31 PM

sorry guys, but the innuendo was so clear even somebody my age could read it!
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 09:32 PM

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 10:37 PM

Hmmm...


Hasn't this been the funnest in a long time?!?!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/08 10:53 PM

Yes it really has....

Is X back?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:54 AM

nope, still awol
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Triple D's
Party pooper!

Guess I should make like a nanner and split?


you are going to get yours to foolin' me!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:34 PM

::peaks into Cooler - everything looks calm.....looks around some more.....::

Are you all done Foolin' people?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:40 PM

I am, I have to work on RESPA...

Are you, Pooh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:42 PM

you two trouble makers will never be done!

and as old as you are, you should be ashamed!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:45 PM

Hello Pot, Major Kettle over there!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
I am, I have to work on RESPA...

Are you, Pooh?


:: Politely ignoring those rude remarks from PR::

I am DQ (I think ;)] But I got a lot of people around here yesterday and had to check if my work station was boobytrapped when I came in

LilFreak - the bill is in the mail. I will PM you with wire instructions

Do we really have to get some work done today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 12:55 PM

No!

Didn't you get the memo?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:00 PM

No, I still don't know who some peeps were yesterday!

When can we do that again?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:02 PM

April 1, 2009.

If April 1 is All Fools Day, what is April 2?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:41 PM

It's "all the fools that survived All Fools Day" day!


Did you know it's Hump Day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:45 PM

Actually, it is Wednesday.

When is your next vacation day??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:48 PM

Friday!

When is yours?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:50 PM

July :-(

Going anywhere special?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 01:53 PM

Nope...just wanted a day to play.

How many vacation days do you get?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:01 PM

Only 15, I had 20 at my last job.

Do you have to take 2 weeks together?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:10 PM

do you get personal days and have the option to use them for anything you want?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:11 PM

No - only 5 consecutive days and if you do it at a holiday, that counts.

You have to take 2 weeks together? (that sucks!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:13 PM

No I don't have to take 2 weeks together. :-)
3 floaters
2 personal

(I guess that is 20 after all...)

Do you like to take a day off to do spring cleaning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:17 PM

Ah - no! I have better things to do with my time off.


Do you like to take a day off to clean?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:26 PM

Yes, when no one else is home.

Do you like to paint (walls, I mean)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:35 PM

I need like a month off to clean!

Do you know you can get maid service down here for like $60 for two weeks? I guess they must be illegals eh?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:44 PM

More than likely.

And what do you think of those who utilize such services and claim willful blindness?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:45 PM

no comment...

Do you think illegal immigrants are here to make a better life for themselves or to use the system?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:50 PM

I think there is a combination of both.

Why do I have Nickelback's "Get In" in my head???? It won't stop!!!!
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:53 PM

because Nickelback song's are good tunes...

Has anyone been to any concerts lately?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:53 PM

oh oh, that is the second sign of dementia!

how old are you? You must be getting close to 60
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:55 PM

I am only 23.....





What is the difference between To"may"to and To"mah"to?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:55 PM

Pronunciation, silly.

What is your nickname?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 02:56 PM

I'm more than half-way there, at 33.



Why did I get IDed for buying Stand By Me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 04:38 PM

It was a way to flirt with you and find out some personal information.

Have you ever been stalked or been a stalker?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 04:51 PM

Well, one time there was this Lil Freak who followed me religiously online...

How often do you splurge on something nice just for yourself?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 04:56 PM

Often.

Do like to buy gifts for others?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 05:47 PM

Love to buy gift for others, love to watch their reaction when they open up the gift


When you splurge on yourself, is it more often food or clothes?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 05:50 PM

Usually clothes.

Do you clothes splurge at the beginning of each season?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 05:50 PM

Jewelry or shoes

And you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:12 PM

spurs and boots

do you stock up on old laides knee nylons?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:17 PM

what are they???

Can you count on your Depends...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:19 PM



that was a low blow!!!

how many crocs have you?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
what are they???

Can you count on your Depends...


LMBO... DQ your too funny!

Don't you prefer gators instead of crocs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:27 PM

None, they are disgusting...

Do you get your toe-nails groomed or are they nasty old yellow jaggedy things?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:28 PM

None. However, I'm thinking they'd come in handy for taking the garbage out (I could just leave them outside and not worry if I step in dog poop).
Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Well, one time there was this Lil Freak who followed me religiously online...


Don't get too comfortable, sweetie....

Ever lay outside covered in tanning oil when the cat walks by and brushes his tail against your legs and leaves you all furry?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:30 PM

I have a slingshot for that purpose.

Ever secretly get rid of your neighbors pet?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:41 PM

We used to chase the neighbor's cats off our patio.

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Don't get too comfortable, sweetie....


He's back!

Why do socks cost so much?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:43 PM

Because you have to buy them in 2's.


Everybody have lunch yet? Whatcha have?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:45 PM

Chili's... had to steer away from 2 for 1's

What tastes better Pepsi or Coke?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:45 PM

Lunch, duh!

Do you think I had breakfast?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:54 PM

I hope so AG... here's a pop tart!
:agency teapot hands AG his favorite flavor pop tart:

Why do people let these forums get to their head?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 06:56 PM

I don't eat pop tarts
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
Why do people let these forums get to their head?


severe constipation?



Is it wrong to eat that which you've just flossed from your teeth?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 07:03 PM

Just how much "stuff" collects in your teeth that you can make a meal out of it!?!?

(that was my Q&A)
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 07:07 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
I don't eat pop tarts


well so much for trying to be nice and feed you some breakfast!

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers



Is it wrong to eat that which you've just flossed from your teeth?


Umm... sure... I let no food go to waste

Is it wrong to lie if you hit somehting with your car and don't want your significant other to be mad at you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 08:20 PM

Not at all, so long as you didn't hit your significant other.




Can one triple stamp a double stamp?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 08:55 PM

Sure!

Why not?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 09:08 PM

'Cuz I said so!

Are you totally geeky (like me) and use your turn signal in parking lots?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 09:14 PM

no, never!

those things wear out with use!


Isn't it odd how some things wear out but other things grow stronger with use?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 09:29 PM

Yes...very odd indeed.


What are you trying to wear out these days?
Posted By: Quadspapa

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 09:36 PM

cowboy boots

do you ever go wading?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 09:37 PM

My recliner, I'm doing my best.





What are the consequences of having Raisin Bran for breakfast and bean burritos for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:32 PM

Not a pretty sight!


Do you people not have anything better to do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:41 PM

Yes, but this is much more fun.




Can I just live off welfare for a couple of years?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:41 PM

nope, I guess not

so what's for dinner?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:45 PM

Thai food, a new place to which I've not been.


Is it considered rude to tell someone to move because you're people watching and they're in the way?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:47 PM

of course not, unless they got their first

Can I tell the folks outside my office to keep it down, i can't think what I want to type in the cooler with all that racket!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:49 PM

Sure...tell 'em...see what happens!!!

Can I come eat Thai too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 10:51 PM

No, you are in training for team building remember!

Have you had Vietnamese? Is just soup!!!!! 99% water!!!!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 11:08 PM

(team building is tomorrow night)

I love Vietnamese!

Are you simply a "meat and potato" kinda guy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 11:16 PM

yep, just a blue collar German here, but no sauerkraut!


so what will you "look" like after you have been built into a team?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/08 11:43 PM

A cooperative, productive member of a team. (yeah right)


Did you have a good hump day?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:37 AM

A wonderful one, thank you...

How bouts you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:38 AM

It's getting better now that it's primarily over, and I'm off on Friday and Monday.

Ms. B, will you join me for dinner? How soon can you be here?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:38 AM

I already ate, thanks. (Yes, I am a "B").

Will things go okay tomorrow?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 03:08 AM

all are wishes, thoughts and prayers are with you and your family B precisely at 11 a.m. EST

the sun will come up tomorrow, si?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 10:38 AM

Si... it already has.

Do you eat cold pizza???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:37 PM

Oh yes - GOOD breakfast food!

We had frost this morning - are you guys playing a late April Fools Trick on me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:39 PM

Me too! - Papa John's was on the menu this morning, that new one with all the veggies and 3 meats; I couldn't eat it all last night

April Fools Ally!!!! nah... nah. nah. nah. nah.........

low here was 69

Can you all come and see the bluebonnets today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:39 PM

Not me...

Is it sunny or rainy today where you are?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 12:51 PM

Sunny today but cool! (Down to 20 last night, Brrrrrr! Had the fire going strong!!!)

Where ARE we going and why are we in this handbasket?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 01:07 PM

He!!, silly.

What color are your eyes?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 01:29 PM

green

Is it to-mato or toma-toe?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 01:53 PM

doesn't matter, they all make a fine picante sauce!

mild, medium, hot, or fire?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 01:55 PM

hot!

In what month were you born?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:05 PM

June

What is your nickname?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:30 PM

Mistress (fiance)
Mamala (son)

Yours?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:33 PM

Pooh! :-)

Color of hair and/or amount of baldness?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:36 PM

Salt and pepper, no baldness.

Did you ever color your hair a funky color?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:38 PM

No - too traditional here, and not enough guts :-(

You? (Maybe a bright devilish red?)
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:41 PM

pink... for a rock concert

Have you ever keyed someones vehicle out of anger?

I know its childish but it was the first thing that popped in my head
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:47 PM

I almost did it, and realized that such an action would make me no better than the person who pis$ed me off...

Have you ever egged someone's house?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:51 PM

No, but would have liked to!


TP'd anyone?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:54 PM

oh yea...

ecspecially in this Florida rain..
driving by after the fact and watching them try to clean up is hysterical

Ever candy snatch during Halloween as a child?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:56 PM

I was/am such a goodie-goodie - no :-( I really have no life!


Worst thing you've ever done?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 02:58 PM

called you and the Queen old

When is the next holiday?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 03:08 PM

Administrative Professionals Day
not technically a Holiday BUT it deserves to be credited for, Administrative personnel are not given enough credit

Don't you agree?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 03:22 PM

Most certainly!


Doesn't it bite that the new soul food restaurant--which is owned and operated by a guy who had some of the best food in the downtown area until 2 years ago when the landlord sold the property to cash in on the real estate boom, thus shuttering the joint--only accepts cash and I'm a plastic person?!?!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 03:48 PM

That is so not bang-on. I'm a plastic person myself; $3 and about 27 receipts currently in my wallet.

Have you ever been outside work on a warm, summer day talking to co-workers and then you go back inside, sit down and continue your work, get that “yanking” sensation, so you scoot around in your seat some more until it stops, then a few seconds later it’s happening to your leg and you think maybe a leg hair is somehow tangled in the weave of your pants, so you reach down to scratch and feel a bump, which causes you to jump out of your chair and stick your hand down the front of your pants and you discover the culprit was an ant? I hate ants….
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:02 PM

That bites.


How was Thai last night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:19 PM

My thigh was fine.....

.......and yours?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:21 PM

Mine hurt....too many lunges at the gym.

Do you have vacation tomorrow?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:23 PM

Yes! (but you already knew that)

Should I drive up for a visit?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:24 PM

Sure - can you make it up here to PA overnight?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 04:34 PM

No, but I can...

What the name of the town your job is in?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 05:29 PM

Daytona Beach...

Wouldn't you rather come south than north?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 05:34 PM

Absolutely... except in the summer.

Don't you just love the beach???
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 05:44 PM

OMG like totally!


When will I wake up?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 06:19 PM

At 4:39 a.m. on October 14, 2008. And then you'll go back to sleep.


There are some things I will always remember, like the time Eric Justice used the urinal in the dorms as a toilet, and the cleaning crew wouldn't clean it out for almost 4 days. I ended up contacting Housing Services and complaining...the fecal matter was dealt with that day.

Did you collect urinal cakes as a child, and your mom had to tell your dad to tell you to throw them out because they were nasty and only nasty boys dig around in urinals?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 06:47 PM

uhh, never BB - we have OCD in our family and we don't even use public urinals

Aren't you jealous of all these peeps taking tomorrow off?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 06:51 PM

It's a flashback of senior skip day in highschool before Spring Break...
except its a different type of senior
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 06:52 PM

Point, teapot!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 06:53 PM

I'll try to log on and let you know what I think of San Fran tomorrow. Is that okay, Pa?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:02 PM

yes, take your laptop, but you do remember my admonition?

Q&A
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Point, teapot!!!


Does that mean I have officially made it on the score board?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:08 PM

Only when you Nail the Pale!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:12 PM

.......not touching that line with a 50' pole!.......

Teapot = 1


Pale = -11111111111111111111111111111111..............?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:12 PM

stop the recruiting DQ!

how am I suppossed to stalk young girls with this kind of stuff going on?

you are cramping my style!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:14 PM

Q&A Pale?

Remember what thread you're in?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Pale = -11111111111111111111111111111111..............?




You call this a question?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/08 07:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Only when you Nail the Pale!



that BETTER be worth more than 1 point...ecspecially cause I will have to change his diaper afterwards!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 11:07 AM

Ooooh, you fit right in...

So, who's nominating the new teapot into the Huge Pale Abuse Club?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 12:11 PM

not me! I don't want in that club!




Are your trees in bloom?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 12:15 PM

The buds are pushing, and the forsythia are showing a touch of yellow. 60's here this weekend - that should bring everything out rather quickly.

How's your lawn look?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 12:43 PM

Looks like it needs mowing.

Do you have exciting plans for this weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 12:47 PM

YES! We're heading up to Penn State to see our son! Need to warm up the old beer pong arm

And you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 12:50 PM

My son has a laser tag party to go to on Sunday, I may be the driver of the herd.

Hopefully get our patio furniture out (if it ever stops raining...)

Do you have a deck, a patio or a veranda?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 01:06 PM

Patio at home, Deck in the mountains.

We haven't uncovered our furniture yet, and with our schedule, we won't get to it this weekend either.


Don't you just love chauffering young guys around?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:06 PM

Actually they are sooo freakin' funny when they are in a bunch...

How old is your car/truck?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:13 PM

7 Years - and I wish I could get a new one, but can't afford it.

Yes - they are funny at that age (well, actually, they're pretty funny at most ages)

If you could have any vehicle you wanted without thinking about cost and/or practicality, what would it be and why?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:18 PM

original humvee
I am an AMRY brat and I like the look of toughness and size of something that can do destruction.

Wonder what one would cost?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:36 PM

wonder what would cost?

Don't you 3 need a PM?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:39 PM

Good Morning Pale!

How goes it?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:40 PM

Quote:
wonder what would cost?

Don't you 3 need a PM?


An humvee silly...

Whose the 3 and whats a PM?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:56 PM

morning young and old alike!

now teapot, you have already gotten a PM from me, don't you remember? I guess not cause I have seen you use that word we talked about not using!

Aren't hummers out?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 02:59 PM

Well, hopefully they're outside and not inside!


What's your dream vehicle Pale?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 03:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
morning young and old alike!

now teapot, you have already gotten a PM from me, don't you remember? I guess not cause I have seen you use that word we talked about not using!

Aren't hummers out?


what word might that be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 03:10 PM

my dream vehicle is the one I had back in 1968 (a british racing green 1963 Corvette)

teapot: I will need to PM you if you can't guess the word

So, who is happy in Happy Valley today?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 03:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
)

teapot: I will need to PM you if you can't guess the word



I beat you to it...

my word:

guidance
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 03:20 PM

idk- what's Happy Valley?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 04:02 PM

I'm not sure.

Is it anything like Valley Of The Dolls?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 04:06 PM

I am thinking not Freak, you might PM Pooh and she can inform you

Who is headed out on the Bluebonnet trail tomorrow?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 04:07 PM

More like Hidden Valley, no?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 08:43 PM

Isn't Hidden Valley a brand of salad dressing??
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 09:18 PM

I thought the Hidden Valley was Cleveland, at least at work!

Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 09:26 PM

only if you work in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!


hang on there! you must really have a hot Friday night planned!

Was it a bad thing that instead of sending a thread to the garbage that I sent it to the Private Forum under financial institution employees only?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/08 09:35 PM

Why does a thread get trashed? Unless it was the person who created it that asked it to be done.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/06/08 04:20 AM

it's like the tootsie pop commercial....the world will neva know.




Got your blue bonnet on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/06/08 08:26 PM

yes, as a matter of fact!

Do you know Detroit is now 0-5?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/06/08 08:54 PM

No, but better Detroit than Philadelphia.

....FYI - Happy Valley is State College, PA. Home of Penn State University - and a very happy place!

Is winter rebounding in your area also?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 04:19 AM

you mean ... coming back? if so, no way!

did it snow someplace to day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 12:07 PM

I'm sure it snowed 'someplace' today But it's cold and damp and dreary around here and feels like winter


Who can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 12:17 PM

The candyman can...


Who invented rubberbands???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 12:42 PM

On March 17, 1845, English rubber-manufacturer Stephen Perry patented rubber bands for stationery use.


With the Word Association Thread up to 400 pages, does anyone know what is the longest thread ever on BOL?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:23 PM

I would say that one is it...

Should I start a new one?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:24 PM

Nah - we had a second one, but that fell by the wayside. I say - let's keep that puppy going and see how far he can run!

How far can YOU run?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:33 PM

As far as my legs with take me

How many pounds can you lift?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:38 PM

About 50 lbs.

How much do you weigh?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:40 PM

A lady never answers.


How long is your hair?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:40 PM

5 million pounds


Is that large?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:42 PM

Pooh - about 1.25 in.

Auditgal - very large

Would you like to fly to the moon?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:43 PM

Not today - maybe tomorrow?


Are you happy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:46 PM

Actually, I am pretty crabby, and I have Audit committee this afternoon...

Are you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:48 PM



if the Queen ain't happy, ain't nobody......

and that audit gal is as skinny as a rail, just saying!


how high can you jump?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:50 PM

High as the sky!


How low can you go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 01:52 PM

without eating? Q&A

pretty far.......
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:17 PM

Starvation -

--- Diet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:19 PM

...is a 4 letter word.


Why am I in such a good mood today...especially for a Monday!?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:22 PM

Because you didn't show up until 10:15 today? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:26 PM

Maybe so...or because I had a great weekend!

Did I miss our breakfast this morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:39 PM

you sure did!

so do you have lots of charges on your credit cards?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:41 PM

Not too many; not too few. We try to be careful with them.


Will spring ever get here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 02:59 PM

patience young one! these things take time!

Can I tone up my abs with that women's polates thing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 03:40 PM

I don't know about polates...but pilates might just work!


Are you doing anything productive today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 03:41 PM

Polates? Is that a cross between Potatoes and Pilates? :-)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 03:42 PM

Ms B - trying to. I have BSA reports/bank recs/and internal auditors this week. Fun! Fun!


Is it still ONLY Monday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 04:32 PM

What, its Monday? I didn't go in thinking this was Sunday!

Who is this guy Pilates, anyway? His machines are for girls!
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 04:34 PM

smart man, huh?


do you ever wonder how hard REALLY is it to make a 6" chicken breast on parmesan oregano with lots of lettuce?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 04:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
What, its Monday? I didn't go in thinking this was Sunday!

Who is this guy Pilates, anyway? His machines are for girls!


You know, Pontius Pilates...
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 04:51 PM

at DQ
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.

do you ever wonder how hard REALLY is it to make a 6" chicken breast on parmesan oregano with lots of lettuce?


Doesn't sound THAT hard.

Why does the dog insist on drinking the water my wife's Chia Pet is soaking in rather than his water bowl (he's such a freak sometimes....)?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:39 PM

Cause he likes how the Chia Pet tickles his nose.

Why does one need a vacation after vacation?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:40 PM

Just leave the toilet lid up for him, problem solved.



Why does one of our cats insist on eating the kid's hair tie rubber bands? I really don't need to find cat poop with a pony tail.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:44 PM

Vacation: Too much reality too soon. Better to come back for a couple days and then take the rest of the week off.

Pony tail: Interesting. Although, I'm sure my dogs would eat that....

I'm at home hopped up on Day Quill and TheraFlu. How soon before I pass out?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:46 PM

....five, four, three, two, one, NOW!


Are you driving the dog and cat crazy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:49 PM

Ha! Still up. I drive everyone crazy.

Should I sneak out of the house and play even though I'm taking a sick day and my head feels like it's full of stuffing?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:51 PM

Stay indoors and play online

Why do restaurants put too much dressing on salads?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 05:55 PM

Some people like sloppy salads. I always get it "on the side."

Do cooking shows, or Martha Stewart, make you fall asleep?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 06:12 PM

Sometimes - especially Martha.

Are you catching up on all the 'Judge' shows?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 07:23 PM

I think Lil freak has passed out from the amount of meds they took...

I wonder how much it takes to get your own judges show... so many have one now a days??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 07:37 PM

You have to be loud-mouthed and look good in a black robe

Does it aggravate you when someone calls and doesn't leave a message?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 07:42 PM

Terribly!

Should I feel bad when I see by caller ID who it is and not wanting to hear it ring 10 times i answer and then immediately hang up?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 07:46 PM

no...cause if I was that person I would call you right back Pale

Is it wrong to lie and say you had no service in your area although you did... you just did not want to talk to that particular person when they called?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 07:57 PM

no.....cause I page you!

Do you giggle at the people with the Bluetooth thingies in their ears?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:05 PM

Yes...especially when they appear to be having a conversation with themselves!


Are you into jello wrestling?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:06 PM

depends what flavor

BerryBlue or Lime?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:14 PM

Lime!


Why can't I get this song outta my head!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:20 PM

take the earphones out!!!


Can you make enough jello to wrestle in?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:23 PM

Nope. My fridge isn't big enough.


If you could be in a pool filled when any food, what food would you choose?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:25 PM

You would be surprised the amount of substances you can make to wrestle in...

Ever seen coleslaw wrestling?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:29 PM

no, I would have to hold my breath

When was your last food fight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:33 PM

Cole slaw wrestling: no (the horse radish probably stings....)

Food fight: 4 years ago

Why do I feel guilty calling in sick, when I feel like cr@p, even though I have close to 500 hours sick leave?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 08:49 PM

cause you are riddled with guilt........

Can I leave early?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 09:18 PM

Yes...leave now and don't look back!


Am I encouraging bad behavior?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 09:26 PM

If I can go too, then no.

Why am I still here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 09:28 PM

duty and loyalty

sunny and in the 80's; how can we sit here looking at this dumb screen?
Posted By: BBoyd

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 09:48 PM

Cuz we're stupid.



Have you ever struggled with an eating disorder?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 10:16 PM

Yes, briefly

What should I do tonight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 10:23 PM

pig out on some great food, enjoy the outdoors, maybe go to the wharf or the market area!

Do you hear the whistle blowing, its time to go home, isn't it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 10:59 PM

No, that is just your hearing going....


Why would someone drive 6 hours (roundtrip) for a six hour seminar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/07/08 11:02 PM

to save money on the phone call, silly!!!

why does mariska hargitay's hair color change on every episode of L&O SVU?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:24 AM

To keep us in suspense over which color it will be this week.

Shall we have a picnic tomorrow?

....and Freak-y - why would you put horse radish in cole slaw?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 10:45 AM

I don't know anyone who puts horseradish in their coleslaw...

Do you like horseradish on roast beef?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:08 PM

Oh Yes! and with Kielbasa.

Do you like Kielbasa?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:13 PM

love kielbasa!!!!

have you tried it with red beans and rice? (yummers!!!)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:34 PM

kitten - you just made my dear, sweet, Polish grandmother roll over in her grave :-)

No - Kielbasa has to be served with ketchup and horseradish!

Everyone ready for breakfast? I'm going into a meeting so it has to be early today. Mary's, egg casserole, and muffins today! Enjoy!!!




Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:35 PM

pooh, that made me throw up a little in my mouth.



do you like oatmeal?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:38 PM

Oatmeal - No. Too slimey for me.

Kielbasa w/horseradish & ketchup makes you throw up? I never would have survived my childhood (some might say that would have been a good thing

Don't even think it Pale
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:41 PM

Kielbasa w/horseradish & ketchup makes you throw up?

YES!

Mustard and horseradish on fresh kielbasa??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:43 PM

No to fresh kielbasa - only smoked!


Egg Casserole, Mary's and blueberry muffins DQ and Kitten?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:44 PM

ketchup is good for french fries and hamburgers. that's about it.

mustard and horseradish, on the other hand, sound great for kielbasa!!

did you know there was something stuck in your teeth?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:46 PM

Oppps - Sorry, thanks!

Can we go home yet???????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 12:47 PM

5 more minutes.


did you mention muffins?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:11 PM

I didn't mention muffins.

What are you talking about?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:16 PM

I dunno.

Do you get seasonal allergies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:19 PM

not since i became claritin clear!!


do you eat kumquats?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:21 PM

Of course!

Have you seen my bag?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:26 PM

::pauses to wipe coffee spatter from my screen::

no, i haven't. do you carry them with you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:37 PM

Always...ya' just never know where the day will lead you!

Are you ready for a field trip?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:40 PM

i am, and i'm very excited about it. i ♥ field trips!!!

i don't need a signed permission slip from my parents, do i?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:47 PM

Only if you are under 18, which I doubt...

Do you like brussel sprouts?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:48 PM

No. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't mention it to your parents.

Do you have a curfew?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:49 PM

i like brussel sprouts with bacon and cheese.

i don't have a curfew.


should i bring back souvenirs from the field trip?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:50 PM

Please do!

What size ring do you wear?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:51 PM

i don't typically wear rings. i find them distracting.

do you?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:52 PM

on occassion.

what accessories do you like to wear?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:53 PM

earrings, necklace, rings (2) and a watch.

what about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:53 PM

i'm a big fan of silk scarves.

do you wear fur?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:54 PM

no fur, but perhaps a hide?

does silk leave marks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:55 PM

Not if worn properly.

Do you like the feel of leather?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 01:56 PM

I do, amongest other things.

how do you feel about metal?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 02:00 PM

A coat of mail is striking, isn't it? Q&A
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 02:00 PM

I'm a fan...but want to learn more.

Do you have any metal inside your body?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 03:00 PM

If you consider piercings, yes.


Didn't we all know that outfit made of flip flops would just flop in the fashion world?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:00 PM

I didnt' know that! just flops, hmm........

how come some flip flops for girls cost $50?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:03 PM

cuz the girls will pay $50 for 'em...the boys won't

Is it warm in your neck of the woods today?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:09 PM

No. It's chilly.



If you sneeze in the woods and no one says bless you, are you still blessed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:11 PM

Only if you're pure of heart, and you weren't in the woods causing harm to the trees. But you're welcome to eat any of the animals.



How does one catch a light sneeze?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:47 PM

With a light tissue.


.....Ms.B - My hubby paid $60 for a pair of leather flip-flops last summer.

Do you take cell calls and texts during the day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:53 PM

cell calls, yes.

DO you answer your office phone when you know it is someone you DO NOT want to speak with?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:58 PM

I must confess - I have been known to hit the drop button on occasion - especially when I am perturbed with Hubby.

Have you ever dropped something a piece of food down into your shirt in work?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 04:59 PM

Yes, and my husband has a habit of throwing his straw wrappers down my shirt at restaurants when I wear a v-neck.

Does your husband act like a kid at the worst moments, too?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:01 PM

Yes...quite embarrassing when having to dig it out!

Have you eaten lunch yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:01 PM

Isn't that a rhetorical question?

Is there ever a time when husbands DO NOT act like children?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Does your husband act like a kid at the worst moments, too?


i would love to ask Freak's wife that question.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:03 PM

If we can find the body...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:11 PM

Oh look; I received a life insurance settlement check for the late Mrs. Freak....

Seriously, no one has ever tried to feed you cole slaw that has horse radish sauce in it? How about cole slaw with bananas or pineapple?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:12 PM

I love horse radish!

Have you ever wrestled in cole slaw?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:14 PM

No, sounds nasty...

Do you like sauerkraut?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:15 PM

Heck no.

Are you polish?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:17 PM

furniture polish? (Q&A)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:21 PM

Murphy's Oil Soap? (also q&a)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:21 PM

Nope

Are you Italian?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:21 PM

Yes to saurkraut, Polish & polish :-p


Italian or fast food for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:23 PM

leftovers

you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:25 PM

Leftover pizza.


As a kid, did you and your friends ever get a big inner tube and place it over a pile of dog doo and bounce really hard to try and make one poor sucker slip? Last one standing with clean shoes was the winner. My cousins had a St. Bernard; that made for loads of fun….
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:26 PM

Can't decide.


How many here agree that Mrs. Freak most likely has LF wrapped around her little finger?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:29 PM

totally true, pooh!!!


does anyone here remember the "love is..." kids?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:32 PM

I don’t remember them. Actually, I don’t think I have ever heard of them.

Are you women saying that I’m whipped?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:34 PM

we tried to be a little less blunt, but yes. that is what we;re saying.

are you this much fun at home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:37 PM

My guess is that he is just a little puppy dog at home.

True, LF? (and we really want a TRUE answer, not a LF answer!)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:42 PM

I know my limits and I am the sweetest little angel at home. Get me around my brother, sister in law, teenagers, certain co-workers, etc. and I act like the Freak on BOL.

The Bugaloos
or
Sigmund And The Sea Monsters
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:50 PM

sigmund, definitely. one of the worst characters, ever. but couldn't miss him.

were you afraid of the sleestacks when they came out of the walls?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:52 PM

Talk about a generation gap!


Which generation are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:55 PM

idk that we have a name.

what are the generations called?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 05:57 PM

Baby Boomer
(I think there's another one here)
Gen X
Gen Y


Should there be a Gen Y-Not?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:00 PM

there s/b one called gen-y-am-i-such-a-slacker....

i think i would be in the one between baby boomer and gen x.... maybe baby boomer 2.0?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:05 PM

How about a Baby Boomer Millenium addition? For those of us who made it this far?

Have you ever prepared food for the oven, but due to spaciness actually put in the fridge instead, and then couldn't find it when you went to eat dinner?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:07 PM

Not recently.

Would that qualify you as part of the Gen A (Alzheimer's Unit)?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Not recently.

Would that qualify you as part of the Gen A (Alzheimer's Unit)?



i would think pale is the one and only member of that group. he wants to get more members but keeps forgetting to send out solicitations.


why do i have to be at work today when it's absolutely lovely out???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:15 PM

Someone has to pay the bills.



Why do we have to spend so much of our lives working?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:19 PM

Because that's the way the cookie crumbles...

So, tell me, why does the cookie crumble?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:22 PM

Because to make an omelet you have to break some eggs.

Am I the only one who gets ticked off when I look at the snow still piled on my garden and then hear other posters complaining about aphids on their roses?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:23 PM

yes, you are.


what's a massage cost?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:28 PM

Depends on what you want done.


Do your pants shrink with time.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:40 PM

I wish. Then I'd be able to buy more pants without feeling like I'm just expanding my wardrobe.


Is DEL ticked at me because of my bug problem?!?!

Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:40 PM

Yes - that's the reason :-)


When will the all the mud go away?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:44 PM

When it turns to dust.
Originally Posted By: kitten

were you afraid of the sleestacks when they came out of the walls?


Man, those things moved like they had hemorrhoids or something.

How much do you want to bet that Chaka probably stunk really bad?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:50 PM

they all did. did you see those shirts they wore?!?!

why did only the one with the gold vest speak english?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 06:51 PM

And what was up with those weird crystals?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 07:08 PM

So that's why LF is the way he is - 'weird crystals'!

Makes sense to me - what about to you???????
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 07:16 PM

Weird crystals - is that what they're calling it now? (Q&A)

BB, no, nothing personal intended - just a jealous gardner frustrated that spring is so long in coming!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 07:24 PM

I know, DEL. Just playing a little.

What is this show LF and kitten are talking about?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 07:50 PM

No idea. Must be something only those with weird crystals can see!

Do you ever get worried on a holiday that you've made a mistake and everyone else it at work wondering where you are?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 07:58 PM

it's "land of the lost" and there were weird crystals in the snow, and the pylons made the bad weather come! GREAT SHOW!!!


why are some people so loud when they blow their nose?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 08:33 PM

because they have not had polops removed from the sinus cavaties.

Has anyone chronicled the different types of sneezes women have?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 08:34 PM

there is probably a university study out there about it - and those people need to get a life.


what do you use plastic easter eggs for?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 08:47 PM

they are good for keeping silly putty soft, thats about it I guess

Why do you ask, have you found a new and unique purpose?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 08:50 PM

Maybe we have.....


Why must it be cloudy alllll dayyyyyyyy longggggggggggg?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 08:56 PM

probably because of something you did...



Whys is it so hard to say goodbye to what we had?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 09:00 PM

Because, as Graham Greene observed, we desire happiness not so much as changelessness.



Do you read poetry?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 09:17 PM

Only on the bathroom stalls at the bar.

Why can't I have one spring without sneezing!!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 09:32 PM

like the Greene man said, you want no change!

What do we really want?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 10:11 PM

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.


Who else wants to see the NKOTB concert?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 10:17 PM

Is that the middle aged New Kids? not so much ----


Now how about the heavy metal bands others are talking about?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 11:23 PM

You know I'm looking forward to seeing the Eagles.

Will I be able to avoid killing him?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 11:32 PM

Too late; you already have blood on your hands.


What part of “no” don’t you understand?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/08/08 11:38 PM

The n, definately the n

WHy would you ask a question you know the answer to?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 12:44 AM

Just to be a pain in the a$$!

Is it working?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:21 AM

of course it's working. you'd throw it out if it weren't working. duh.


will the fact that i'm working out almost every day EVER result in a drop in weight???????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:56 AM

not if you are working out on those silly Polates machines, they are for girly girls!

What is the most strenuous exercise a body can do?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:36 AM

Birth a child... try it sometime.

What color are your eyes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:28 AM

Hazel

Yours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:35 AM

Brown

What kind of shoes are you wearing, flats or pumps?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:40 AM

Pumps

You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:46 AM

black pumps

Favorite boy's name?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:52 AM

Really don't have one.

You?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 11:56 AM

Matthew AND Michael (my sons of-course)


Favorite girls name
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 12:06 PM

Mia

What did you eat for breakfast?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 12:39 PM

Nothing.


where did the knife poll thread go (I was just about to ask if there was a 'who cares' option)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 12:47 PM

it went the same route as the chutzpah thread.

who keeps hitting notify?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:21 PM

Not me (I'm not easily offended).

Where is the notify button?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:31 PM

Lower right hand corner of your post.


Have you ever been to Hawaii???
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:35 PM

No.


You did mean the state right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:35 PM

Yes! Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu. Absoutely gorgeous!

Are you planning a trip?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 01:54 PM

I couldn't sit long enough to go to Hawaii.

What was the longest flight you have ever been on?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:14 PM

The flight to Hawaii...8 hours...I wanted to kill someone.

Do you like to take long road trips?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:16 PM

Yes.. I love long road trips.. even by myself.

Can you sleep when you fly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:23 PM

Sometimes...if alcohol is involved.

When should we take a long road trip?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:37 PM

I would love to go across country, by myself...

Where do you want to go?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:38 PM

Europe.

Why do threads keep getting axed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:39 PM

idk...because they aren't meaningful! (i have some great ideas for thread topics)

Do you want to hear them?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:40 PM

I'm already where I want to be. But I'd be up for a BOL trip soon.


Have you ever felt more vulnerable than when you were without your cell phone for 24 hours, and then find out all of you contact information is lost and cannot be retrieved (and like a dork you don't keep another file)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:50 PM

well yes I remember one time up in Dallas I was very vulnerable with a bunch of wild kids from all over

I think the next BOL trip should be San Antonio, dont you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:51 PM

Why would anyone voluntarily go to Texas?



Can someone delete this thread? I'm offended
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:52 PM

No, but perhaps someone ought to delete that certain post in the other thread that clearly is offensive.



What exactly is a Who and how did Horton hear it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 02:57 PM

What thread, BB? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
Why would anyone voluntarily go to Texas?





I'm offended.

Where's Bob Barker when I need him!?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:15 PM

QB, I'm just joshing, didn't mean to perk your ears.

And Bob Barker is training his new Beauties and cannot be disturbed.


Would you have wanted to be on The Price is Right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:20 PM

Yes! I would have killed on "Hole in One"!

Didn't you mean "DQ" instead of "QB" in your last post?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:24 PM

details, details!! BB just got back from a wild visit to SF, so he is excused

there was a putt-putt on the price is right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:25 PM

Yes there was! And my short game is wicked!

Do you play golf?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What thread, BB? (Q&A)


how's that an answer too? Am I not seeing the light?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:53 PM

I am the light (put your sunglasses on, baby!)

Were you aware that according to some UFO experts most people have been abducted by aliens, so odds are you’re one of them?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:56 PM

I'm an alien? Who'da thunk!?

Where did you get that funny looking shirt?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:57 PM

Thrift store (along with the underpants I'm wearing today).


Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 03:58 PM

The monkey...definitely the monkey.

Do you have any meetings today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:00 PM

Not until tomorrow (and then they'll have my head on a stick)


Should I be concerned that the coffee mug I’m drinking out of was made in China?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:03 PM

Well...that explains a lot!

Can I leave for lunch now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:05 PM

I would be more concerned about the ones from Tibet

Would you rather go to lunch with the Dolly Lama or Dolly Pardon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:09 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of Dolly ParTon.

What should we talk about?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:10 PM

Lunch: You can, but it's only a little past 9:00 here.

Dolly: They both sound fake. Now if they were twins.....

Have you ever eaten anything from one of those buses that have been converted into a mobile kitchen that sells Mexican food?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:12 PM

Noooooo...too scared to try it. (probably the best food in town, though!)

Do you often get your meals off the side of the road?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:12 PM

No, I don't want to convert the bathroom into my office.


Will summer ever get here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:16 PM

It's already arrived here!

Do you have tan lines?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:18 PM

Yes. From my neck down right now.


Do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:18 PM

yes, now that I have had the wax job

how long before I have to do that again?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's already arrived here!

Do you have tan lines?


Yes, because I wear underwear.


Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:20 PM

Some tan lines here...but working on getting rid of them.

What EXACTLY are you waxing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:21 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's already arrived here!

Do you have tan lines?


Yes, because I wear underwear.


Have you ever been to a tanning bed?


Yes I have.

Ever "toasted" a body part by mistake?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's already arrived here!

Do you have tan lines?


Yes, because I wear underwear.


Have you ever been to a tanning bed?

Yeah, in my basement so you don't have to have tan lines
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:41 PM

what a Wahoo!

Is that a fast pitch softball in pjs's avi?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 04:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's already arrived here!

Do you have tan lines?


Yes, because I wear underwear.


Have you ever been to a tanning bed?


Yes I have.

Ever "toasted" a body part by mistake?


Yes, but not the one you're thinking of.


Isnt that what socks are for?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:01 PM

Wouldn't that be "sock", in the singular?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:07 PM

eww


Why can't I get Pale's answer out of my mind?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:10 PM

Because he im-Paled it into your memory...

What is your first memory?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:36 PM

Visiting AC when I was a wee tot.

Yours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:40 PM

My pepto bismol pink bedroom...

How old are you now?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:41 PM

Older than I was a moment ago

How often do you go to an art museum?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:42 PM

Twice a year.

How often do you get your nails done?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:44 PM

never, I work with my fingers all the time- they would not last.




Is your weather nice today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:48 PM

Yes - too nice to be in here.

Can we all take the afternoon off?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:49 PM

that's not good enough.



How 'bout the rest of our lives??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:52 PM

I wish I would retire to the beach.

Would you like that, too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:57 PM

yes, but separate cabanas please

Y'all are too young to retire, don't you think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 05:58 PM

As long as there were mountains close by also!


Shouldn't all nice spring days be considered bank holidays?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
As long as there were mountains close by also!


Shouldn't all nice spring days be considered bank holidays?



I think we should have a holiday at least once a month. This is the one month there are NO holidays and it sucks!!

If you could name a holiday for the month of April what would it be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:45 PM

Ceasar Chavez' birthday

anybody wash your car today? (Its rainy here)
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:52 PM

Nope... to much pollen and too many love bugs to worry about washing my truck

Do you ever just think about walking out on your job and worry about finding a new one tomorrow?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:55 PM

Not really

Do you enjoy karaoke singing?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:56 PM

I don't like to embarass myself like that.


Do you sing in the car?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 06:56 PM

Not really



Can you dance?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 07:03 PM

according to my daughter---> no

according to me ---> yes



What are you doing this weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 07:07 PM

Yardwork and cleaning.

You?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 07:09 PM

softball tournament if it isn't snowing and raining.




Do you think the President is cute?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 07:36 PM

for someone so young sure

is that a regulation softball in the avi?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 08:19 PM

Pale, is that a hmm hm? in your avi?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 08:33 PM

Ms. Teapot:

your youth is showing! Mr. Richard Boone played Paladin, a hired gun in one of the best westerns of all time "Have Gun, Will Travel" between 1957 and 1963. Paladin was also a mythical knight, hence the chess piece on the gun holster you are viewing.

That is what you are viewing isnt' it? A holster with the gun, please also pay attention to my sig line. It all fits!!

You young girls really have such fertile minds!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
Pale, is that a hmm hm? in your avi?


don't let him fool you, agency. it's a hmm hm. you know it. i know it. he knows it.

Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Ms. Teapot:

your youth is showing! Mr. Richard Boone played Paladin, a hired gun in one of the best westerns of all time "Have Gun, Will Travel" between 1957 and 1963. Paladin was also a mythical knight, hence the chess piece on the gun holster you are viewing.

That is what you are viewing isnt' it? A holster with the gun, please also pay attention to my sig line. It all fits!!

You young girls really have such fertile minds!


I am after all young at heart I might as well be young at mind
Us young girls and our fertile minds are only a meer distinction of you older men and your dirty minds...
Since I am after all a young'n the time frame of 1957 & 1963 doesn't even register hence I never learned about history that far back in time and the supposed 'chess' piece kinda does look like the emblem of the SKIN clothing line but since you are the older generation i will elaborate further... that emblem would be a silouette of a naked chick...
Never the less the signature line... can just be a alterior way to distract the 'viewers' from the REAL thing!!!
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 09:18 PM

Hmmm interesting... Pale's avi does look like something I have routinely seen in my high school and college biology books, as well as the poster on the back of the door in the urologist's office.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 09:18 PM





I have no idea what you two are talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 09:22 PM

No wonder I like it!

Am I supposed to ask a question now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 09:23 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are supposed to support me!

What do YOU think my have gun will travel holster looks like?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 09:25 PM

Go to your urologist and look on the back of his office door.
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:03 PM

Like a holster duh....


Why do people keep forgeting a question?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:05 PM

I haven't noticed that.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:15 PM

Ding ding ding ding ding!!! If you can't play by the rules, leave the thread.

Where is your question?

:crosses arms over chest and shakes head slowly back and forth avatar:
<----like that
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:16 PM

Well take notice!

Why does the Cooler bring out all the goofballs? (present company excluded, of course!)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:26 PM

Because nobody wants them anywhere else

Why am I so sleepy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/08 10:34 PM

Because you've been there all day.

Isn't it time to go home for you? (WAKE UP!)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
for someone so young sure

is that a regulation softball in the avi?


yes chief it is.


haven't you seen a fastpitch softball before?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:30 AM

No, I am a wuss.

Do you like to play volleyball?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 12:21 PM

i don't like volleyball


do you feed your pets people food?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 12:32 PM

right from the table, Ms. Pale then proceeds to instigate a food fight because she is old school or maybe new school and thinks pets should only eat "pet" food. Plus its the old arguement I teach them to beg, blah, blah blah-------


do you eat any of your pets?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:02 PM

Unfortunately, one time when the boys were little, we raised chickens. Being young boys, they became pets, and we did eat them.

Nowadays - No Pets! for the time being.


You?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:19 PM

No...just the eggs.

I'm free to do the dirty things you like. Any takers?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:24 PM

Umm, no.




What happened to the camel thread?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:31 PM

nevermind, I'm seeing (or not seeing) things
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:35 PM

a camel thread??? that's interesting.





What's up with you today? You got attitude or not?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:38 PM

I wonder where the camel thread went, too?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 01:53 PM

I found it, but I was censored.




Should I stop making life difficult for DQ and Pale? I don't want to cause those two old people to have premature heart problems.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:02 PM

they aren't old!





Where is your camel thread?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:05 PM

I don't have one...but apparently Peepers does!

Is everybody in a feisty mood like me this morning?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:07 PM

Fierce is more like it.





What a beautiful day, don't ya think?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:10 PM

yea and everyone has to ruin it with their attitudes...

Have you ever just rolled out of bed, ran your fingers through your hair and went to work with no concious effort of trying to look decent?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:16 PM

BB has a threaed on that too; something to do with celebrities smelling or something - this is not a good idea if you are single and young

Why are peeps fierce and feisty?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:17 PM

no I can't just do that.




Do you ever hide out in the house and jump out and scare the people in your house?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:18 PM

Must be that "spring fever" thing.


Is it dreary outside there like it is here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:20 PM

dark here, very dark!!!!!!

do you have a closet you get into when the storms come, how many peeps can it accomodate?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:21 PM

my kids do that to me all the time...

Pale, never said anything about being stinky... I shower regularly probably twice a day, but bed head is just somehting I do when its hard to get up in the morning, I understand if noone else wants to confess... I will stand alone on this no problem

What is the worst prank you ever pulled on your significant other?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
dark here, very dark!!!!!!

do you have a closet you get into when the storms come, how many peeps can it accomodate?


we never analyzed the roomines it had in the case of a emergency, something I will have to consider now.

Have you ever practiced a safety drill at your house in case of an emergency ie. fire, flood etc.?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:38 PM

I call the firemen once a month to come over and help me with my "safety drill"!

How many more hours until Christmas?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:46 PM

now that's a depressing question!!





Do you ever wonder why?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:47 PM

All of the time.

Are you hungry yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:50 PM

Not yet...but won't be long.

Why won't these people leave me alone!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:51 PM

nope, snacking on peeps and peanuts

when's lunch?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 02:58 PM

whenever you want it chief.





Do you ever get the feeling your other half doesn't listen to a word you say?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:06 PM

yeah...my left-half never listens to my right-half.

Can't you find a better snack than PEEPS!?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:29 PM

For sure, Ms. B. exactly!


What is it with Peeps that people actually eat them?

(edit to add--

Quote:
From and including: Thursday, April 10, 2008
To and including: Thursday, December 25, 2008

It is 260 days from the start date to the end date, end date included

Or 8 months, 16 days including the end date

Alternative time units
260 days can be converted to one of these units:
22,464,000 seconds
374,400 minutes
6240 hours
37 weeks (rounded down)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:30 PM

Maybe PR's counting on their stickiness to hold everything together for him.


Wouldn't peeps and cashews be tastier?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:31 PM

Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:33 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs








How about chocolate bunnies and mixed nuts?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:36 PM

now that's ok.




why is food mentioned 98% in this thread?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 03:50 PM

All this old body can do efficiently is eat!

I need to revise and extend my previous remarks, actually I am eating mixed nuts with my peeps, so there!

How can anyone not enjoy a good stale, leftover yellow rose of Texas peep?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:04 PM

It's quite easy...trust me.

Do you have an IKEA near you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:12 PM

no, but what I want to know is where the toy stores are.

do they make tempurpedic chairs for the office?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:12 PM

It's about 20 minutes away.

Do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:14 PM

Yes...we have one here. I love IKEA!

Plenty of toy stores here in Austin, PR.

Have you ever been sky diving?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:18 PM

No, but a friend did. I don't think it's something I'd want to do.


Isn't the IKEA food court yummy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:22 PM

huh? I thought Ikea had to do with furniture?

did someone mention lunch? and toy stores? now I could go for that!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:58 PM

Lunch at a toy store? no thanks




Why did Pale change his avatar? Was it the innuendo?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 04:59 PM

PR likes to keep things fresh and lively, that's why he's MAWing us--for pointers!



Isn't it funny that this thread turns to food so often, as Patrice pointed out?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:08 PM

Food is not funny, it's nothing to take lightly.




It's only been a few minutes, but does anyone else miss the camel thread?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:10 PM

It is still there, you just have to look for it.

Why must people insult each other?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:15 PM

I'm insulted by you DQ. (actually I'm not insulted by anything)




Who wants fried cheese for lunch? I do.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
I'm insulted by you DQ. (actually I'm not insulted by anything)




Who wants fried cheese for lunch? I do.


Sure, why Not?

(Peepers, you really do crack me up...)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:16 PM

Yum, I want some too!!



Can the insults ever stop?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:17 PM

only when you r pig gets his tic fixed.


aren't penguins cute?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:19 PM

A lot cuter than kittens...

DId you ever eat a worm?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:19 PM

Not only are they cute, they taste like chicken.




What's more delicious, fried mozzerella or fried cheddar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
A lot cuter than kittens...

DId you ever eat a worm?


nope. but i just quoted one....
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:21 PM

Nice one, think yer smart, huh?

(q&a)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:22 PM

yep. sher do.


does DQ's location mean she's at Quiznos?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:23 PM

LOL, someone finally got it!

Where should I be right now? (be nice)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:23 PM

Sounds about right.

Can I go home now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:24 PM

you should be out walking... after midnight.... out in the moonlight... just like you used to do....



aren't you always walking? after midnight?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
LOL, someone finally got it!

Where should I be right now? (be nice)


I can't answer this due to the limitations placed on it by you.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:27 PM

Where is your ????? Mr. Peepers? (Q&A)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:29 PM

I'm bucking the trend! I'm fighting the establishment!





I'm also all out of questions.
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
I'm also all out of questions.


...so you got THAT going for you!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:30 PM

but are you all out of love? (Q&A)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
I'm also all out of questions.


...so you got THAT going for you!


So I jumped ship outside Hong Kong and made my way to Tibet.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:33 PM

Never.

Does the Puppy Chewing title freak anyone else out when they see it? (I can't get past the image of someone out there chewing on a puppy)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:33 PM

Yes, kitten. I'm so lost without you.


Did you think : "Maybe I didn't love you, quite as often as I could"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Does the Puppy Chewing title freak anyone else out when they see it? (I can't get past the image of someone out there chewing on a puppy)



@ Pooh!!!!

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Did you think : "Maybe I didn't love you, quite as often as I could"?



i did think that.

when is willie's head wound gonna heal so he can take that bandage off?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:38 PM

That's to hide his stash. You know, the one Ron-O favors.



Why isn't Willie running for President?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Never.

Does the Puppy Chewing title freak anyone else out when they see it? (I can't get past the image of someone out there chewing on a puppy)




Exactly what Ithought, too, Pooh.

Did anyone else not know what a bully stick was?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 05:48 PM

he should run for prezzy.


who would his running mate be? ron-o?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Never.

Does the Puppy Chewing title freak anyone else out when they see it? (I can't get past the image of someone out there chewing on a puppy)




Exactly what Ithought, too, Pooh.

Did anyone else not know what a bully stick was?


we have been dealing with bully sticks and the low hanging fruit for a long time. Its all part of the cow/calf operations so y'all can have your burgers!

Why would anyone be reticent about grapping a bully stick?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:25 PM

Sure - why not.


What IS a bully stick?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:27 PM

I'd vote for 'em!


Why can't I be laying out in the sun instead of being inside in this h3ll hole!!!??????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:33 PM

'Cuz it pays the rent.

Overweight, hairy man wearing a tank top, bike shorts and colored Crocs. Fashion trendsetter or tragic fashion victim?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:37 PM

Ah Freak - did you just paint us your picture? (Q&A)
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:44 PM

Whoever's picture he painted, I'll have nightmares now!

How fine is the line between fashion trendsetter and fashion victim?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:45 PM

Urp Quite the opposite

Do you wanna make a memory?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:49 PM

No thanks, all full of memories!

What is your favorite black and white movie?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 06:51 PM

American History X....




Whys it always gotta be about race!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:33 PM

cause everybody is one or the other or the other.....

Can we truly get along or is this just the calm before the storm?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:46 PM

calm before the storm...
Don't you know that with every 'jk' there is actual truth behind it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:47 PM

there was truth behind John Kennedy?

what does this mean?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:47 PM

no....

jk!
DId I fool you?!


bandwidth problem - fixed
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:51 PM

yep... see I believed it!

If you had the option to remove one state from the US which state would it be?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:56 PM

The state with the biggest surface area that is surround on all sides by other states..... to increase the amount of beach front property.




Which state am I refering to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 07:59 PM

Germany.



Do you ever get tired of who you are?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 08:04 PM

Yes -

Want to switch personalities?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 08:19 PM

we can't. kittens eat birds. that would be confusing.

don't you think?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 08:57 PM

A lttle....

Do kittens have big enough mouths to eat birds?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 09:03 PM

only hummingbirds

Isn't it kinda of dead around here?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 09:13 PM

Yes.


Do you think anyone will notice if I take a nap?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:01 PM

Go for it. If anyone asks, tell them you were deep in thought.

What do you do when you need more towel than what a finger-tip towel can provide?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:16 PM

Use several and put them back in the drawer.



Have I ever told you you're my hero?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:33 PM

No, but I'm really not surprised

Are you someone's hero, too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:38 PM

No, but I am a big daddy!

Isn't it quiet after those gross east coast posters leave?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:42 PM

Extremely quiet—kinda like a morgue….

Where were you when I fell from grace?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:46 PM

Not even born yet

Your mother's name was Grace?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:48 PM

Yeppers?


How did you get so funny?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 10:53 PM

No, it's Janet; her birthday was yesterday.


So does that mean I haven't fallen from grace? Where were you when I fell from Janet doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
Posted By: bsmitty

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 11:06 PM

Baby, I was born funny?




What time is it when all the cool poster come in??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/08 11:30 PM

Right now babe!


Since you don't know does that mean you are not cool?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:42 AM

evening posters are very uncool

Is Detroit now 2 and 7?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:46 AM

I don't know.



Did the Indians win today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:47 AM

[quote=Pale Rider]evening posters are very uncool/quote]

I'd watch that if I were you Chief. That hurt.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:53 AM

I say very rash and judgemental things p, its the old age

now did you have a question other than those pesky Indians?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:55 AM

Ha! that's no excuse.


Why are you still up patroling this cooler? You should be getting your beauty sleep!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:55 AM

No...just the pesky Indians.

What are you doing here this time of night?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:58 AM

I think the chief is looking for someone!



Isn't it time to say goodnite, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:01 AM

Very much so! I need my beauty zzzzzz's!

Are you heading that way too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:12 AM

I don't need no stinkin' beauty sleep!

I am on the prowl for a cougar, don't ya know?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:54 AM

Meow.

Are you scared? (And isn't the Dewy Cox story some funny sh!t?)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 10:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
No, but I am a big daddy!

Isn't it quiet after those gross east coast posters leave?


Yeah, but you becomin' a big dead daddy if you keep dissin' the east coast folks, old man...

Why do I get to work so early?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 10:54 AM

because you are a very conscientious dedicated em........ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha

(sorry - i tried)

why does pale feel the need to mention his freakishly old age in every post?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 11:10 AM

Because, he really isn't as old as Methusaleh, but likes to pretend.

Do you think that PR is delusional?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 11:43 AM

i do think PR is delusional.

do you think he needs professional help or just meds?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 11:58 AM

Prolly both.

Why do really fat women wear stretch pants so tight that you can see their cellulite?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 11:59 AM

:looks down at my legs: you didn't have to tell everyone!!!!

(idk, but it's gross!!!)


why don't more people know that lycra/spandex is a privilege, not a right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 12:25 PM

Maybe a warning label needs to be put on it:
"Under penalty of law: Do not wear if your butt is bigger than a refrigerator"

How come I don't feel like working today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 12:30 PM

it's friday, it's payday, it's been a long week, someone switched your coffee for decaf.... i could go on.


should i have a donut?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 12:45 PM

I'd go for it if I was you Kitten.

BTW, what are you eating/drinking/whatever these days? You have been feistier than usual.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 12:49 PM

whatever do you mean?

who invented string?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:29 PM

The string fairy.


With warm weather almost here (at least in our corner of the world) who invented scrunchies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:33 PM

the same person who lets fatties wear spandex.... it's just so wrong.


what happened to leg warmers and banana clips? they were fun.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:38 PM

Haven't you heard, the 80's are coming back in - look for them soon in a store near you (and on a 50something fatty).

Did you have 'big hair'
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:43 PM

i do today, but only because it is wash-day. it won't be big tomorrow.

have you ever taken one of the plastic toy animals that they provide you in training and wrapped it in pipe-cleaners so that it looks like it's wearing a snow suit and a kicky hat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:47 PM

Can't say that I have.

Aren't families a PITA!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:47 PM

yes,I do but it is on my back and back of my arms!

How much does a wax job cost to look buff again?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:47 PM

my BOL family is my only PITA!

Are those east coasters tough to deal with?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:49 PM

With that much hair it would cost too much and be too painful.

Look buff - again?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:50 PM

What'cho talkin' about Pale? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:52 PM

the battle of the posters east of the Mississippi vs those west of the big muddy!

Isn't it time we weed out some of the weaker posters, its time to clean house?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:54 PM

Pale - we'll miss you!


Is it sunny where you are?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 01:56 PM

Semi

Should we impale the Pale?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:05 PM

no we don't want to cause him to cry.





Can you do a cartwheel?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:06 PM




Can we go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:12 PM

cartwheel?

I would be laid up for a week if I tried that!

How about a back flip?

and no Pooh, no going home! although there ins't a cloud in the sky here and it will only be 75
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:23 PM

::sniff, sniff, sniff, wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!)


What is the most stenuous thing you have ever done in your life?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:29 PM

:blushing avatar: i'll never tell.


do you prefer pink or yellow lemonade?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:32 PM

pink

Sweetened Iced Tea or Unsweetened?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:33 PM

unsweetened.


tootsie pops or charms pops?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:35 PM

tootsies

skoal or camels?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:39 PM

neither...

Anti-perspirant or deodorant?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:39 PM

cigars.


can you send me some cuban cigars?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:40 PM

Uh-uh, OFAC, remember?

Would you like some milk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:42 PM

K!!!


would you like some alcohol?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:45 PM

Yes Please Ms. Kitty!

A nice glass of Patron on ice!


Tequila with or without worm?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:53 PM

i only drink te-kill-ya in margaritas. sans worm, please.



grey goose or smirnoff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 02:54 PM

protein is always good with your liquid refreshments

tequila with or without the rattlesnake?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:11 PM

Without. You don't know that last time it shed its skin.


Wouldn't it be a gas to walk into every glass walk in the building and blame it on the cleaners who make the windows so very clear?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:16 PM

Yeah, and leave big old smudges, too!

Can you reach around your wrist and touch your thumb with your index finger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:21 PM

yes, and leave smudgies on them all!

Don't you feel dorky walking around with these electronic keys hanging from your belt?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:22 PM

send me a pic I want to see what you look like.





Would you be happy if I told you that you look smashing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:26 PM

it might cheer up the Devil Queen p

I am not so sure I want to be "smashing"

Isn't it great to be "grand" though?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:29 PM

yes it is.

Are you a grandpa yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:37 PM

No, but I'm not really aiming to achieve that status.


Should I change my name to Xochi Pilli?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 03:52 PM

Yes, and then tell everyone it's because you are in the federal witness protection program.


Have you ever fallen off the monkey bars?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:01 PM

Now we understand about you LF.......

Was it multiple times, and did you fall on your head each time?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:02 PM

He probably does remember those.



How thick is your medical record?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:05 PM

Not thick at all considering, I use home remedies.

Who needs a doctor?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:17 PM

The same people who need lawyers.



What TV series do you most want to see made into a movie?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:22 PM

Women's Murder Club
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:34 PM

Jinx on DQ!

Where's your question???????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:47 PM

It's in the river in NJ.


Where's your ideal spring break vacation location?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 04:49 PM

On a beach, with a frozen drink in my hand.

Yours?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:01 PM

The same as yours! We could vacation together!

There is a sign on the first floor near the elevator that says, “In case of fire use stairwell.” Does that mean if I’m on the first floor and the building is engulfed in flames, I should duck into the stairwell?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:13 PM

I don't think so...


Why did Pooh jinx me? I thought I was already jinxed...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:44 PM

You're not jinxed; merely cursed....


Ever do time in juvie?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:45 PM

OMC, i just had the same thought as LF. i'm scared.

nope, no time in juvie.

every gotten ?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten


every gotten ?


I can substitute the for a million different things...
but the answer is yes I probably have gotten

What else does a Young, Crazy and OUT of LOVE person do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 05:56 PM

become old, sane and in love -

Who is out of love?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:03 PM

Anyone who thinks Friends is going to come back with new episodes.



What ever happened to the Random Thought thread?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:06 PM

We ran out of random thoughts.


Have you ever been to a Nascar race?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:06 PM

Never saw it.. BB you going to make a new one?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:07 PM

yes and its much different in person...
watching the same cars go around...& around...& around in circles...
reminds me of bobble heads watching everyone int he stands!

What character is your bobble head?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:13 PM

W. Edwards Deming

Should I go see Corteo?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:14 PM

Marcia Brady

Originally Posted By: kitten
OMC, i just had the same thought as LF. i'm scared.



Why does kitten say that like it's a bad thing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:14 PM

Um, have you met yourself? (Q&A, and you know I'm playing )
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:25 PM

i'd like to meet LF.

(and this seems to be the day to resurrect old threads. you should try to find the random thoughts thread)


do you ♥ latte?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:29 PM

I love a lotta....


WAZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPP????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:39 PM

Nuttin' much...I don't wanna be here!!!

BM...definitely go see Corteo!

Why does my head feel like it's about to split wide open?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 06:59 PM

That's what happens with a hangover...

What's your cure for a headache?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:03 PM

excedrin

have you tried a chiropractor?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:13 PM

No...but he's on my "to do" list.
Shouldn't we be on a beach somewhere sipping tropical fruit drinks?

Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:19 PM

thats on my to-do list this weekend Ms. B

Those wavey beds at the Chiropractors office are so relaxing don't you think?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:39 PM

Wavy beds.....

Are you sure that was a "chiropractor"?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:45 PM

yes... the water bed with the rollers in them... the chiropractor sends you to lay on the bed for like 10 minutes then he cracks whatever....

Am I the only one who has got to experiance the wavey bed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:45 PM

I thought it was...but wondered why I had to put quarters in it to make it "wavvvvvvy".

Do you like chocolate?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:50 PM

yes, creamy and dark

I am intrigued by the beds y'all are experiencing, these aren't tempurpedic, are they?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:50 PM

lol....
I like chocolate anything....

What is your secret indulgence?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 07:52 PM

no not temperpedic....

but they definetly are worth the money if you can buy them at the mattress barn

::in my country bumpkin voice::
Do ya'll got a mattress bern in good ole' Texas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:00 PM

sure doo darlin', them beds is made right on sight!

do you have a toy store in your neck of the woods?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:02 PM

Yes, we have toys in Babeland...

Can I have dessert, now?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:04 PM

No.


Did you do your homework?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:05 PM

No.

What's my punishment?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:07 PM

:adjusting the belt: I'm still thinking.


What do you think you deserve?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:10 PM

A cherry slushie with a few shots of Absolut!!!
yummy!

Doesn't that sound delicious?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:11 PM

Kisses!

Where can I go for a good massage?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:29 PM

you need a man with strong hands....

who has one of those now a days?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:37 PM

Come on over, I'll be waiting.


What type of massage do you want?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:42 PM

Deep tissue

What are your qualifications?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:46 PM

I've been told I am good with my hands.


Do I need more?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 08:54 PM

rosy palm?

someone had to ask
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 09:00 PM

A lot can be done with just the hands

How do you like to relax?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 09:03 PM

By getting a nice neck massage.


What about you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 09:06 PM

A good backrub

Do you use incense or scented candles?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 09:10 PM

Scented candles. More romantic lighting.


Have you ever used massage oils?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/11/08 09:30 PM

Yes, but they can get messy.


I'm still hungry, and just finished lunch. Should I take a break and get a snack?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/12/08 02:47 AM

yes

Why was lunch so late?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:20 PM

It wasn't late...it was right on time!

Can I move my office outdoors this week?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:21 PM

Sure, if you move mine outside also.


Did we all have a fun weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:23 PM

It was fairly low-key for me.

How was yours?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:27 PM

hot and spicy, I was up until midnight on Saturday!!!!

This cool weather is getting me frisky, does it do that to you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:29 PM

FriskIER...most definitely!

Have you opened up all the windows in your house recently?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:41 PM

Yes, it needed airing out badly.

Anyone spot the woodchucks on the highways yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:44 PM

No, but I haven't been on the highways in weeks.



Do these pants make my rear look flat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:50 PM

::eyes BB's glutes::

Not at all...nice!

Why would there be woodchucks on the highway?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:54 PM

Because they're not allowed on the buses or trains.



Why am I so freaked out that we only had one CTR from Friday?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:55 PM

Oh, no.. not the precious woodchuck !

Where will the next be?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 03:57 PM

You've got me on that one - I only average about 1 a week.


Can you please run over all those woodchucks you see on the highways? (Don't want them eating my garden!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:15 PM

I'm going to start a "Save the Woodchuck" campaign!

Why do you keep staring at me like that?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:21 PM

Because you want to save the groundhogs (aka woodchucks!)!!!

Shall we also start a Save the Armadillo campaign?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:23 PM

No!

Why would we want to save the Armadillos?



Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:28 PM

Same reason you want to save grounhogs/woodchucks!


Would you like an Armadillo filet to go with your rattlesnake vodka?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:33 PM

I'm not into road-kill...thank you very much!

Raw oysters sound good right about now though...don't you think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 04:35 PM

Raw oysters never sound good! My hubby had some nice ones Saturday evening - they were little ones and almost looked good!

How about a nice grilled lobster tail?

Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 05:12 PM

Nope.. sorry.. I DON'T do seafood.

How about a nice hunk o beef?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 05:14 PM

Sounds Good!

How about a nice cabernet with that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 05:15 PM

Yes!! I'm all for meat.


Why is it always so cold in here?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 05:59 PM

Because your office is actually a refurbished meat locker.


Can't you smell the lingering fragrance of smoked pork products?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 06:29 PM

If I hold my hands close to my face, yes!



Do you like to people watch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 06:38 PM

Absolutely, especially at a buffet, I find the fattest people in the place and sit where I can see them, how much they eat, and how many times they go back to the feeding trough...

Is that rude?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 06:44 PM

oowwwwwwwwwww, the DQ has been stalking me!!!!


how rude!

Did you ever watch that skinny kid from japan eat 50 hot dogs, with the buns no less?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 06:46 PM

That makes me want to puke...

Did you ever notice how some people eat a lot more when it is free (my boss bought everyone lunch one day last week, and people who usually just had a sandwich, ordered bugers, fries and everything else). ??
Posted By: bsmitty

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 06:48 PM

And it's always the people who seemed to be the weathiest, that take advantage of the freebies?


Why are we always so bored at work????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:29 PM

Because it wouldn’t be “work” if the job were fun.

Is asking someone to complete you a major mistake?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:32 PM

I think that all depends on circumstances. Random woman at a bar when wearing beer goggles, definately. When you're asking the woman of your dreams to complete you, not so bad. (Although it STILL may be a major mistake).
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:38 PM

If Ops can't play by the rules and ask a question, Ops needs to refrain from posting in this thread.


Did that really sound mean or could you tell I was just faking mean?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:41 PM

It sounded really mean! I had a question, I SWEAR!

Where was your last road trip to?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:54 PM

Fredericksburg, TX (it was just a "day trip").

Do you think "Harley men" are intriguing?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:56 PM

DC

Yours?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 07:57 PM

Ms. Biscuit - Nope. Not a bit. At least none of the "Harley men" I know.

Pooh - Auburndale, FL


Chopper, Harley, or crotch rocket?

Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:05 PM

Harley.


Helmet or not?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:09 PM

no

suicide glutch or auto?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:12 PM

auto


Bimmer or Mercedes?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:15 PM

Mercedes

Nissan, Honda, or Toyota?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:17 PM

neither... too pricey for just something to drive

Ford or Chevy?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:19 PM

Neither...I like my car to run.


Why do people name kids after cars?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:21 PM

that a good question...
or food for that matter...

lease or own?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:23 PM

Own

Isn't it great when customers bring proof of their residence in the form of a utility bill that says 'FINAL NOTICE'?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:25 PM

Haven't seen that one yet, but I'm sure I will in the near future.


What about for a picture ID, they give you a copy of their Prisoner ID card?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:30 PM

no comment thats a recipe for disaster in political views!

Do you ever bite your tongue and not say something then regret it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:35 PM

Not that I can think of

What's your definition of "boyfriend" (or "girlfriend")?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:37 PM

Someone I see on a regular basis.


Malt or Milkshake?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:37 PM

gender determines which friend they are

did I miss something in Becka's question?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:38 PM

that 'person' you confide in and use for physical and emotionally stability... in the event you haven't made it to the adult store for an alternative resource!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:43 PM

what is your question young teapot?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:44 PM

oh yes... sorry I was distracted

my question is umm... platinum or gold?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 08:54 PM

Gold - unless it's my soon to be released CD :-)


What's your favorite gem stone?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:02 PM

Diamond! And it just so happens to be my birthstone!

Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:05 PM

No!

put in another 40 minutes or so, you were late today!

how soon before it gets dark now at night?
Posted By: bsmitty

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:08 PM

8:00 pm it gets dark here!!


How long till our troops get to come home, for good!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:20 PM

ask South Korea

politics can make you bitter, si?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:21 PM

Si!


Bitter Lemon or Lime?
Posted By: bsmitty

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:23 PM

Politics in general, no, however, us helping countries that will NEVER be able to solve their problems, yes.


Does anyone really care if they all kill each other??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/08 09:26 PM

no, as long as its someone else doing the dying

do you trust people you have only met on the internet?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 02:08 PM

nope...
Do you know of church's that hold "charity" auctions?
Are they really "charity"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 02:51 PM

I don't think they can be if they're auctioned.



Why does it take so long for me to get PIX messages since I replaced my old Chocolate for a new one (it was dropped on vacation and went to a better place)?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 02:56 PM

It probably has the new 'smut' filter, you'll have to turn that feature off.




How can a cat eat the turkey out my sandwich but then turn its nose up at the bread (it licks its own butt, bread can't be any worse)?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 02:56 PM

exactly what I was thinking....

Where did it go?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 03:07 PM

Peeps, I'll have to check that out or contact customer service.

And cats are cats are cats. Don't try to understand them.

atp, it went to the great recycling bin at Verizon.


Are there truly any songs so timeless that you can hear them almost every hour of every workday and still like it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:13 PM

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

My new boss just asked for some paperclips and I whipped out a gallon-size Ziploc bag full of them. Do you think she noticed the panty shield that Judy gave me was also in the bag?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:26 PM

Nahhhh I'm sure she expected it.


Really, Is babypowder a sub for a shower?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:31 PM

Not a very good one, but I suppose it's better than just walking around smelling of funk.



I'm so craving food from the Doll Ho in SF! Can someone there send me some?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Nahhhh I'm sure she expected it.


Really, Is babypowder a sub for a shower?



It works if you don't want to wash your hair, there is also powder from the Body Shop just for that.



Do you think they tell you "they died on impact..." just so you won't grieve even harder??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:34 PM

No, honey. If it wasn't on impact they would indicate either at the hospital or in transit.



So, how about that dimsum?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:40 PM

Cool!

How about a Bento Box anyone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 04:56 PM

The best place for that here was torn down to make room for a bigger addition to the mall. And it's yet to be occupied!


Why do some companies think the only way to grow is to raze a place with a little architectural character?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:03 PM

It makes them look sophisticated.


Do you think DQ is making concrete shoes for those that make fun of NJ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:07 PM

Affirmative!

Will those shoes be stilettos?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:10 PM

I was thinking block, but maybe.


How high of a heel?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:17 PM

7.5 inches





wanna see?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:38 PM

Yes.


Is anyone else curious to see men's shoes with a 7.5 inch heel?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:41 PM

Yes! Show me Doobers!


Do you store them in a box to keep in tip-top condition?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:42 PM

Nope.


Is a pile just as good?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:45 PM

In a "pile" can be VERY good!

Are we still talking about shoes?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:49 PM

At that time, but not anymore.


Did I get off the topic?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 07:56 PM

Yes...you got off.

Could the weather BE any more beautiful today?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:01 PM

Yes, it coul dbe more beautiful on a number of different days this year.

Do you have a lead foot?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:05 PM

Most definitely...officer. ::bats eyelashes::

Don't you like to drive fast too?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:11 PM

Only when there are people crossing the street.

What temperature must it reach for you to wear midrifts?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:14 PM

69 degrees....






What is the most you have ever paid for a massage?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:14 PM

69 degrees

Aren't you ready for summer?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:21 PM

Not yet, not buff enough.

hairy chest or waxxed (ouch)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:23 PM

I don't have hair on my chest!


Sunglasses at night?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:39 PM

Can't see.



How long of shorts do you wear?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:39 PM

The sun shines on me day and night.

Decaf or regular?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:42 PM

Regular.

How do you order your coffee if you go to Starbucks?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:45 PM

I'll have a coffee please





How big is TOO big?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:46 PM

Silly...if it doesn't fit...it's too big!

Where did I put my shoes?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:47 PM

left them on top of my tool shed....






I know there are no stupid questions, but why did God have to make soooo many stupid people?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:48 PM

Under the bed.


How can you lose your shoes already?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:50 PM

EX...because I'd rather go without and I always misplace them!

Doobs....because life would be boring otherwise.

Is it happy hour yet?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:51 PM

it is in my pants... at least happy 3 and a quarter minutes








When do I get to stop showing up to work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 08:59 PM

When you find a sugar momma!

Are you the outdoorsy type?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:00 PM

Depends...




Can you support a sugar baby?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:02 PM

Depends.

What do I get out of it?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:02 PM

3 minutes of bliss, 4 times per month.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:03 PM

Some sugar.


What did you think?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:04 PM

I think you guys have severely underestimated me.




What do you want?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:04 PM

@ Peepers! (then forget it!)


I was thinking sugar, of course!

Is "the more the merrier" always true?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Is "the more the merrier" always true?


Yes, unless you're talking about cold sores.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:09 PM

That's scary.

Do you speak from experience?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:10 PM

Experience? I'm sooooo inexperienced at most everything, I'm as pure as the fallen snow.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:12 PM

PEEPERS!!!!!!! This is a QUESTION thread....ask a freakin' question!!!!!!!!!!!

Please?




Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:13 PM

Who do you fear more, the reaper or Bob Barker?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:13 PM

Yes you may have another






May I have another?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:14 PM

Bob Barker...most definitely.

As many as you want, Doobers.


Who took the folder off my desk?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:17 PM

The midget.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:21 PM

Because that was an important folder and I will need to punish the guilty party.


Sure it was the midget?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:29 PM

nope it was the mystery man visiting Austin today!

Now do any of you think you deserve to be moderated?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:35 PM

There goes the neighborhood.


Why is the day dragging out?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 09:51 PM

Because that's the way it goes, and nobody knows.



Fried chicken anyone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 10:01 PM

no, grilled is more digestable.

Is there another PM discussing coaster trip and I am not invited?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 10:16 PM

I won't be able to make this years, but once interest is generated a proper BOLer Coaster PM will be formulated.


Who wants to organize the Coaster Trip?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 10:20 PM

I'm not good at "trip planning" (I sure hope I can go this time!).

Why can't you go?


Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/15/08 10:35 PM

I cannot legally answer that question. :3D pineapple avatar] emoticon:



You know if I could I would?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 12:38 AM

Of course I do dear..


:psst: I don't think so for real do you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:55 AM



Yes, Audit_gal, I do know you're only joshing me.



So, what's the deal with all those gnats?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:08 AM

They're extra protein when they land on your barbeque.

I'm selling stuff on eBay. The Jenny McCarthy inflatable doll is next on the auction block. Why does she have a label that says "property of Chris?"
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:37 AM

Because Chris had her last.

Do you think if got pulled over for speeding the cop would let me go if I said: "You see officer, it is a Mazda, you know, zoom zoom zoom."?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 12:16 PM

i think so if you shake your ta-tas while you say it.


what's the most pancakes you've ever eaten at one sitting?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:03 PM

idk...3 maybe....?

How many tennis balls can you hold in one hand?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:20 PM

the usual two

how many can you cram in your mouth, my dog can do 4?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:24 PM

don't know...never tried (adds to my "to do" list)

Where is everybody this fine Hump Day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:26 PM

looking for the camel to see how much water is in those humps

Hey! was yesterday pay day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:29 PM

No - not until tomorrow.

Is it too early to eat my lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:31 PM

If you're hungry...go for it!

Would you like something to drink to go with it?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:35 PM

Yes, a cherry coke.

Did you attempt the tennis ball thing yet? Can I help?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:37 PM

I'm sure Ms. B would appreciate that.

How quickly can you get to Texas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:53 PM

I'm already here!

How soon can you get here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 01:55 PM

Q&A

how do you measure that? State border, city limits, your doorstep? are we talking hours or days?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:11 PM

Ms. B's Doorstep

We are talking hours
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:16 PM

How Many?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:21 PM

Depends on what Ms. B is cooking for me.

What should she make me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:31 PM

there is no way you get here in hours! and take another look on the map, Lubbock is no where near where we are!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:39 PM

Lubbock...nuttin' but tumbleweeds!

Where is your question!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:48 PM

oops

why do peeps from New York and New Jersey think that we can drive around Texas in a day?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:51 PM

Not all of use do.

Why do people NOT from NY think that all of NY consists of NYC and everything is just a drive away?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 02:56 PM

Because it is!


Don't you just love a NY or Boston accent?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:01 PM

Whattya torking bout? I dunno about any New York accent. We speak normal heea.

I can make it from Lubbock to Austin in no time. How fast do Texas-bred stallions gallop?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:03 PM

Depends on what's motivating them.

Are you motivated today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:06 PM

no, but I had more motivation yesterday

how soon do you run out of gas in the week?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:09 PM

3 1/2 days, so I fill up about twice a week.

Will I stand out like "My Cousin Vinny" in Texas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:30 PM

Probably so!

Are you skeered?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:38 PM

Me skeered? Nevah
Should I bring my black leather blazer and cowboy boots?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:38 PM

I have been skeered for a number of months now, not to worry Chris, it only took me 25 years to get over my Michigan accent

shall we have a welcoming party for the Changeinator? something low key and classy....?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:41 PM

Bring the leather blazer and boots!

Something low-key?? I think not!

Can't we get rowdy?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:43 PM

Depends on what you mean by rowdy.

Is there a rodeo down there we can got to?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:45 PM

Rodeo has come and gone.

Do you like to fly?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:46 PM

Yes and no.


Are airlines ever on time anymore?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:47 PM

ha!

you just need to get in the rental car and head due west for an hour, you will have all the cows you can handle!!!! and you will never forget the smell of Clovis!


now those leathers may make you a tad bit warm; especially if you get anywhere near the hill country; that place is hot! and contains a few really hot spots!!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:48 PM

Airlines are never on time.



Isn't Texas really just one big rodeo?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:49 PM

That's ok, as long as the phillys are hot, the leather'll be worth it.

Can i return the favor and take y'all out to a nice Italian Restaurant in NY?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:49 PM

Airlines are rarely on time these days!

::ahem::

Did I miss PR's question?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:52 PM

No.


Is anyone else thinking about leather?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:56 PM

Maybe.


Where's the best place to get a good salad?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 03:59 PM

Pax is great for salads.

What type of salad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:04 PM

Any kind...cobb or caesar sounds good though.

Are you a fan of anchovies?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:11 PM

I can't say I've tried them.


What is the worst meal you've ever had?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:12 PM

Not a big anchvies kinda guy. But I like olives of every sort.

What type of dressing do you like on your salad.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:15 PM

Worst meal...something mushy that I really couldn't identify.

Creamy jalapeno is my favorite salad dressing!

Will you go on my business trip next week with me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:16 PM

Originally Posted By: TheChangeinator
That's ok, as long as the phillys are hot, the leather'll be worth it.

Can i return the favor and take y'all out to a nice Italian Restaurant in NY?


hey buddy, I am in New York June 25 - 27 !!!!!!
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 04:16 PM

Depends....


Where you goin?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 05:14 PM

Someplace warm if I don't change my ways



Why are so many people ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:03 PM

New Orleans!

Because people can't help but be !

When you come to a fork in the road, what do you do?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:08 PM

I consume the road kill that was pricked by the fork.

Whats yer bizzness trip for?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:10 PM

NJ!

Should I let my co-worker know she has something in her teeth?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:12 PM

Yes, loudly

Will they have to change the lyrics to 'For Now' after the next election?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:33 PM

Yes.


Will I be able to talk my bank into sending me to New Orleans?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:34 PM

They just might!

Will the Cooler still have political banter after the elections?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Yes.


Will I be able to talk my bank into sending me to New Orleans?


idk...(i just lied to Dooby...i'm not going to NO)

Can you talk your bank into going somewhere else?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Originally Posted By: Excess
Yes.


Will I be able to talk my bank into sending me to New Orleans?


idk...(i just lied to Dooby...i'm not going to NO)

Can you talk your bank into going somewhere else?


Sure. I've got a corp card.

Where do I need to go?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:49 PM

I cannot reveal such information in a public forum for fear of spies.

It's no place fun...how will I entertain myself?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:51 PM

I can think for several ways.


Is this place at least warm?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:53 PM

Sure, come into to my lair...

Is the sun out today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 06:53 PM

oh please Ms. B! like you need to ask us!

anyone need to know where the Biscuit is going can wire me $50, does anyone need wiring instructions?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:00 PM

should we write fraud alert across your face?




Do the Indians need my good luck charm?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:01 PM

It's definitely a warm spot.

Sun is not out today here.

PR...quit tryin' to make $$ off me!


Do you love baseball as much as I do?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:01 PM

Nah, I'll send a postcard.

SO if Ms. B comes to NJ, am I charged with showing her a goodtime in the region?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:05 PM

Yes!

But can you have a good time in NJ?????



(j/k...you New Joisey-ites know I ♥ you!)
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:07 PM

Jersey genrally sucks except for the Jersey Shore in Summer. But if I am in charge, you'll have a great time.

Can I have a good time in the Texas panhandle?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:09 PM

Jersey is a great place to be, I will pick the beach, as the Changeinator is from NY... He won't know the nice beaches...
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:12 PM

@ DQ!

If you like tumbleweeds, you can have fun in the TX panhandle (other places are much more exciting).


Why do people always think the pasture is greener on the other side?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Jersey is a great place to be, I will pick the beach, as the Changeinator is from NY... He won't know the nice beaches...


I know the one by Jenks in Point Pleasant, with all of the hot cujeenettes and the Frank Sinatra music playing 24/7.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:29 PM

Bad eye sight.


Why does it feel like drums beating in my head?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:29 PM

Because it's in our nature to want what we do not have.


Do you think it was the switch to rum that makes me feel so yucky today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:47 PM

Rum...yes...walk away from the rum! (won't touch the stuff...had a bad experience back in college)

Do you drink enough H20 every day?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:50 PM

8-12 8oz cups at least

Do you eat a healthy diet of fruits, veggies, grains and fish?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 07:50 PM

I think so.

Do you drink enough vodka every day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:07 PM

nope, no vodka in like 40 years

will the absence of vodka kill me?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:08 PM

No but it will make others want to kill you.


Why does popcorn smell like butt at home and heaven at the movies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:10 PM

stop popping it in the bathroom.


why do people who you thought were your friends suddenly stop talking to you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:23 PM

If I didn't have you on ignor, I'd answer that.




Why am I so excited about this yummy chicken?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:24 PM

Someone please tell kitten I'm not speaking to her.




Are those mine?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:42 PM

not if we are seeing the same thing, inasmuch as you have no use for "those"

for a porker, BB eats a lot of chicken!

does alligator taste like chicken, is that because chicken is its main source of protein, and what does that mean for BB?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:46 PM

It seems to mean that BB should just eat alligator and cut out the middle man.

Aren't the bluebonnets just gorgeous around here this time of year?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:49 PM

what the heII are bluebonnets?

I see that in every post like once a week and I am starting to wonder if I am missing out on something??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:53 PM

They are the state flower of TX. (google 'em) I'm not a big flower-nut, but they are pretty amazing up close.

Are you feeling ok?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:55 PM

Yep, work was calling.


Why are you expected to work at work?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:55 PM

Just fine, thanks.

You?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 08:57 PM

Today has been a great day thanks for asking

Where do you think the term Hump Day originated from?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 09:40 PM

cause its all downhill from the point of the hump, like on a camel ---- i should know, I reached the zenith of my adult life lie 60 years ago


do you know what indian paintbrushes are?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 09:49 PM

My guess is something that Native Americans use to paint.

I just finished 2 big pieces of fried chicken, a load of fries, and a slice of sweet potato pie. Can I take a nap?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 09:53 PM

There’s legally blind and legally drunk, so I suppose you can be legally tired.


Have you ever had any psychic experiences?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:01 PM

No. I mean yes I mean no.

Should I try to become accredited in teaching drinking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:09 PM

only if you put on some weight!


did i hear the 5 o'clock whistle 10 minutes ago?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
do you know what indian paintbrushes are?

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
My guess is something that Native Americans use to paint.


Indian Paintbrush!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:16 PM

PR, I think you did hear that right.

And, why isn't Becka playing by the rules and posting a question?


(BTW, thanks for clearing up what an Indian Paintbrush is)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:18 PM

I thought an Indian Paintbrush was like an atomic wedgie, only harsher.
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:21 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
And, why isn't Becka playing by the rules and posting a question?


Because I was too busy to think of a question

Is that a problem?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:22 PM

You mean like more bristly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:28 PM

Yes...more bristly please.


Has everyone gone home?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:30 PM

Not yet, and that's okay now Becka. Just don't let it happen again!


What's your favorite faux avatar emoticion?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:33 PM

The ::faking it avatar emoticon::


Where is that pesky little man?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:37 PM

moi?

or lil Freak?

whats he got that I ain't?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:38 PM

At home being lazy....

Why am I soooooo sick AGAIN???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:39 PM

PR...neither one of you!

idk...AGal...but I hope you feel better.

Maybe you should get more rest?

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:40 PM

...and lots of liquids...

Why is this one called an “index” finger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:41 PM

all she does now is sleep! that girl goes to bed before Ms. b does!


get well Tricia!!!! are you spending too much time around crumb crunchers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:44 PM

idk...unless you know a girl named Dex!

What are crumb crunchers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:48 PM

4 year olds! especially boys!


how do you get rid of a permanent grin?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:50 PM

good plastic surgeon i guess!

Are you smiling right now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:52 PM

no, huge frown

Can I trust y'all until I get home in 15 minutes not to post inaapropriately?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:53 PM

Of course you can!


How can you even ask that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:56 PM

cause I knew the answer

have you ever stayed at work 24 straight hours?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 10:58 PM

yes i have...and i won't do it again!

Are you planning on staying all night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:02 PM

Depends; how are your accommodations?

Anyone want to help me with my navel blockade?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:04 PM

Ewwwww...you're putting stuff in your navel?


Did you sink my battleship?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:05 PM

Pretty darn close, but I sank the rest of your boats.


Do you remember when there was the Punky Brewster cartoon?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:18 PM

Yes slightly....

How can u sleep if u can't breathe?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/08 11:33 PM

Try putting Vicks on your chest and bottom of your feet. Also, heat up a large mug with water, bring to a boil in the microwave, then add a tablespoon of salt. Drape a towel over your head and put your face over the mug.


What's it feel like to be sick this late in the year?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 12:19 AM

Late in the year? It's only April!


Are you as crazy as I think you are?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 12:35 AM

Crazier.

Does BB really care about me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 12:48 AM

BB cares very deeply about you.

When is enough enough?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 12:58 AM

When it spills on the floor.


What makes A-gal think I don't have a fond place for her in my heart?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:05 AM

I'm sure she does, she just doesn't feel good right now...



Did you know that prostitutes in Kyrgystan are only $12 an hour and you can order them like pizzas? It's amazing what you learn from exchange students. So what do you do with the other 57 minutes...?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:05 PM

Play naked scrabble.


Are we REALLY almost to Friday???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:06 PM

we really are!!!! yippee!!!


should i skip the gym tonight and trim my bushes back, or should i wait for the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:08 PM

You can always do your bushes this weekend.


How many bags do you typically check-in for a week long trip?



(tsk, tsk, tsk, Ms B...)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:10 PM

one.

is it gorgeous outside where you are?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:11 PM

trimming the bushes before they really start to put on new growth and its out of control! wax 'em good!

Now don't tell anyone but I have to travel and won't be modulating much the next 2 days ;( , ok?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:13 PM

how do i wax a juniper bush, pale???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:15 PM

Spray a little Pledge on them.

Where you off to Pale?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:37 PM

Houston and Abilene

How many metropolitan areas have you in your state?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
how do i wax a juniper bush, pale???? (Q&A)



Isn't this a biblical term, meaning something like "show 'em no mercy" or something like that......
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 01:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: kitten
how do i wax a juniper bush, pale???? (Q&A)



Isn't this a biblical term, meaning something like "show 'em no mercy" or something like that......


idk, i'm a buddhist...
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:18 PM

Do it VERY carefully, kitty!

Why did my post get edited when it was as innocent as PR's "wax it" comment??????


Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:20 PM

selective moderation, ms. b.


can i go home to enjoy the beautiful day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:21 PM

only if you take me with you!!!!

Can I have a nice tall glass of iced tea right now? (unsweet)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:23 PM

well, I ain't claiming responsibility, but you may have been misinterpreted; I do have my prejudices you know....

:backs slowly out of the room:

are you happy?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:23 PM

No, we are out of tea, but we have plenty of purified soy grass extract....






Why would anybody want to drink that stuff?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:30 PM

it gives you energy to keep "dancing" dooby.


how is sangria made?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Do it VERY carefully, kitty!

Why did my post get edited when it was as innocent as PR's "wax it" comment??????




I must have missed his post. Great, now I have to moderate the moderator.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:41 PM

Yes...and we must all line up for a spanking!


Is it just me...or is there insanity in the air (moreso than usual)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:45 PM

I have been framed by the insanity!!!!

you all know "to wax" biblically is to off somebody, and that is all I was suggesting to the kitten!

Do I deserve such disrespect, such ridicule, such being made fun of?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:46 PM

In a word.................YES!


Do you always succeed at wiggling your way out of trouble?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 02:49 PM

WIggling is how I normally get into trouble!






Why is she so loud!?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:02 PM

Because she's leaking air from the valve stem.


Will the the coyote ever catch the roadrunner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:12 PM

nope, it would end their careers when they are so young!

Weather is changing, can you feel it in the air?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:15 PM

Yes...the frisky feeling of Spring!


Aren't those shoes great!?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:26 PM

Don't know; can't see them.

Speaking of shoes, why do women spend so much time, energy, and money on shoes, and then wear pants so long you can barely see the shoes???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:29 PM

Not me...I show off my shoes!


Why do men think they only need 3 pairs of shoes?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:30 PM

Because we do....






Why do women think men need more than 3 pairs of shoes?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:31 PM

they have trouble seeing outside the box.

have you mowed your lawn yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:32 PM

because of men!


Pale, biblically speaking, wouldn't 'wax' have a somewhat different meaning than to kill someone? A little more in the 'she knew him' line of thought?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:33 PM

Oh yeah...I'm religious about that.


Is it green yet where you live?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:36 PM

No.



Anyone else ready to golf?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:53 PM

I don't golf, but there are some who have been out golfing since Jan.

Is anyone else happy they live in a townhouse and never have to mow, because it's a once-a-week affair yearround?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 03:54 PM

Yes...I don't like yard-work.

I'm ALWAYS ready to golf!


Why does time have to fly by when you don't want it to?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:00 PM

Because you don't want it to.



Why does time stand still just before you can go home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:00 PM

Because the rule of time is that it flies when you're having fun!


Who's up for Margaritas here on the dock with our feet dangling in the water?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:05 PM

I'm in.


Is it warm there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:09 PM

Definitely...hot and sticky here.


Pooh...what time should we be there to drink and dangle?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Definitely...hot and sticky here.


Pooh...what time should we be there to drink and dangle?


Sunny, bright and GORGEOUS here!

Ms. B - 12:30 eastern sounds good to me!

Do you wash your own car or go to the car wash?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:30 PM

Car wash!

(I have 23 pairs of shoes, Ijust bought 4 pairs the other day)


Is my Steve H a "foot man"???
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 04:32 PM

Nope. Higher.

What time is that risotto dinner?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:08 PM

If you have to ask, chances are you aren't invited. Sorry, just saying...


Was anyone else excited about the wind last night, thinking that it might carry in a rain storm, only to be sadly disappointed by another cloudless night and that dang stupid chirping birds at midnight (that, I may add, the City doesn't want anybody to shoot)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:10 PM

No wind here.

Have you considered some 'laced' bird seed for those birds?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:19 PM

Now that you mention it...



Do you think that would work on an annoying coworker?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:25 PM

It sure does!

Getting any ideas of what to bring to the next office pot luck???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:36 PM

Eh-hem...Debbie, be sure to try my trail mix. I made it special just for you. I know how you like all organic and natural dishes. Why sure, it's low fat :under breath,--not that it'll matter in 10 minutes: Oh, help yourself. Don't worry about eating too much. It has negative calories!


Should LF and I get into the annoying coworker removal business? And why does this song on the radio sound like it should be in an adults only movie??
Posted By: C&I Guy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:39 PM

My appetite!

Why are there more hot dogs in a pack than there are buns in a pack?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 05:50 PM

'Cuz sometimes you just want the weiner!


Have you ever had laser hair removal?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:40 PM

Nope.


Have you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:42 PM

Nope...but it sounds like it's worth it.


Are you a lefty or a righty?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:43 PM

No, and their radio commercials are soooooooo annoying.



How is is possible to find a radio station that plays music that sounds like it belongs on a dirty movie? I mean, come on! Every song this morning I swear I've heard on, er I mean suppose it sounds like it could be on such a movie.
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:44 PM

mostly lefty.

do you think spring is here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:44 PM

It's just your perverted mind!


Did you know we have a lot in common?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 06:47 PM

Lucky you!


I said are you gonna be my girl?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:02 PM

sure...let's "Jet" away!


Why must I go to this meeting now????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's just your perverted mind!


Did you know we have a lot in common?


It looks like we do.

Let's become one!
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:05 PM

one what? cute couple? i don't THINK so!

ha ha. another movie quote to spite doobs. :::sticking tongue out:::

can you identify it?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:11 PM

yes its from that movie........... Nerds.... no its from..... Goonies.... no its from.....Loser.......





Do you catch my drift
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:13 PM

No, but I'm working on it.




Should we have a week's vacation for every month?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:20 PM

yes we should!


why is fruit so expensive?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:25 PM

Because pineapples are in hi demand







DId you catch my grammatical error?
Posted By: C&I Guy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:27 PM

because they pay the illegal immigrants too much money to pick it? haha

Why is it when someone smells something rank, everyone says, wow, smell this. But when you smell something good, it mostly goes unnoticed?
Posted By: _°X°_

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:27 PM

Because no one cares.





What is this all about?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:28 PM

You should know.....







Who is that!?!?!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 07:32 PM

IDK. My BFF Blanque?


What's the deal with all the new posters?
Posted By: C&I Guy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:01 PM

Noobs need to post too!
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:13 PM

Why has Green been reborn with a variation of my name that someone already came up with?


At least be original.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:27 PM

the samantha micelli pic is new...


is it time to go home yet??????????????????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:33 PM

No! Half an hour.

(I wouldn't know - I couldnt see AE's)


should I leave early?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:35 PM

i'm gonna. everyone else should.

what is for supper?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:55 PM

a good piece of meat!


Are we done yet?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 08:57 PM

Almost...




How do you like your meat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:01 PM

rare


Shall we?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:05 PM

i think we shall





When can you get here
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:09 PM

I can come when you tell me to! (you forgot your "?")


Are we the only ones still here????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:11 PM

No.


Does anyone else think you could leave and your office wouldn't miss you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:13 PM

No...I would be missed (or at least I tell myself that).

Why do you feel this way??? (you asked that yesterday so it's obviously bothering you)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:15 PM

It's not bothering me. I'm just theorizing whether or not I'd be missed if I worked in the breakroom that has a 50 plasma TV.


Do you think I'd get anything done?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:18 PM

I think you'd be very productive...but maybe not on the things your company would like.


Will this week ever end?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:19 PM

Yes, not fast enough though.


Do you think I'll be able to handle 20 women?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:21 PM

I have no doubt you can (or enjoying trying anyway).

My isn't your dance card full?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:24 PM

I was volunteered, I mean I volunteered to coach our banks women's softball team.


How do I get talked into these things?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:24 PM

Yes, but thats because I only have one spot..... for you








Won't you come and dance with me
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:30 PM

Of course!

Do you do the mambo?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 09:33 PM

No... but I do do the horizontal shuffle....





Do you like to fornicate?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:11 PM

Do you really have to ask?

What color is your shirt?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:13 PM

I'm not wearing one.


Was it wrong of me to smoke a cig on the way to the gym?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:14 PM

Green.

What color are your slacks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:14 PM

Not if you didn't inhale.


Do people really believe that stuff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:22 PM

Naw, I know we silly boys are all just talk, no ACTION.


Did I miss much here today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:27 PM

You missed the usual innuendo and insanity.


Do you think you'll ever catch up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:38 PM

I won't even try, it never happened and you all get a pass!


Now where can I get a pass?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:38 PM

Doubt it...

Did you know a mambo is deadly snake?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:40 PM

I knew that!

Have you encountered a large snake?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:42 PM

Unless you count some of my exes, not out side of the zoo.



Do you like spiders?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:43 PM

Not particularly.

Aren't they necessary to control the insect population?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:44 PM

too many legs

some women are like black widows, just saying...............


and those gals control the male population!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:45 PM

Spiders are vital in insect control, and shouldn't be feared.

Why didn't Pa ask a question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:48 PM

Because he's easily distracted and loses his train of thought.

Should I ask a question for him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 10:52 PM

please do, but keep it clear and concise

Whats on TV tonight?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:05 PM

Nothing...I don't think...but I'll have to check.


How many tvs do you have in your home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:29 PM

4, and I control none of them; and 4 computers as well, and I limited access to those as well!!!!!!!!!

Am I a push over?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:31 PM

Maybe...or just a nice guy.


Do nice guys always finish last?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Maybe...or just a nice guy.


Do nice guys always finish last?


Finish what last exactly??? :confuzzled avatar emoticon smiley:
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:40 PM

Pretty much. The sad reality is, we've established a system the benefits those who are pushy, rude and overall just mean and nasty.

Is it time to go home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:40 PM

yep, last - I am here to testify


What so good about finishing too fast in first?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:42 PM

Slow and steady wins the race, PR.

Is Rob right in telling me I drive like an old lady because I obey posted speed limits, use my turn signal and always wear my seatbelt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:42 PM

I agree. I want a nice guy that finishes last.


Sounds like BB is ready to get outta here...don't you think?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:43 PM

Yes!


Where's my drink?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:45 PM

Right here!


What's your poison? Maker's?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/08 11:55 PM

Always!

Why am I not intoxicated yet??? :Rizzo avatar emoticon smiley:
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:01 AM

idk...you must not be doin' it right!


Is it a "liquid dinner" tongight?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:02 AM

Absolutely not! After all, I'm Chef Jeff!


Now, what should I make for dinner???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:06 AM

Chef Jeff...hmmmmmm.

Do you have any salmon?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:09 AM

Absolutely I do!


Now where did my drink go???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:10 AM

I told you...it's right here!


Will I have to wait long to get a manicure tonight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:45 AM

No, you all ready had it.

Was "it" good?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:18 AM

No...they were closed when I got there.

Why am I here this time of night?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:31 AM

Cause you were lookin to get some action from the Bimmer


Do I have to go to work tomorrow???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:37 AM

Nah...let's call in and play all day!

What did you have for dinner?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:43 AM

Veal Saltimbocca

What should we play tomorrow??? :Rizzo avatar emoticon smiley:
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:51 AM

Naked twister...for starters.


I hear something outside my window...is that you?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:52 AM

Unfortunately not!

Should I get one of my guns out and come protect you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:54 AM

Yes...whip it out (your gun)...I'm skeered!

Are you a good shot?

Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:55 AM

No...it's ME! (and you're lookin' fine!)

Do ya think the Missus would freak if she finds my list of questions, brags, etc.?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:57 AM

Nah...she married ya'...she knows you're a freak.


Can the wind outside sound like a train???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:59 AM

I suppose it can....

I hate wind. Do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:02 AM

Hate it...makes for a bad hair day.


Can you tuck yourself in at night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:04 AM

I would sleep better if you did it...

Don't you hate it when you light the filter end of a cig?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:06 AM

Yes I do!


Was that your last one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:12 AM

No....


Have you taken Chantix to quit smoking but you keep getting it refilled 'cuz you like the freaky dreams?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:14 AM

Nope!


What kind of freaky dreams???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:16 AM

Very, very vivid. You wake up and can't remember if they're real or not.

You wanna try Chantix now???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 11:20 AM

Absolutely.

How many BOLers smoke???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:02 PM

Not I.


If you smoke, is it cigarette, cigar, or pipe?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:04 PM

an occasional cigar...


what's for breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:04 PM

Kix
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:06 PM

::drumming fingers on the table::

i'm waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiittttttttting...............
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:13 PM

Where's yer question kittapoo??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:14 PM

i was waiting for pooh's question. ::sigh:: something shiny must have gone by....


can i borrow a quarter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:15 PM

Sure!

Why don't you have enough change for coffee?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:16 PM

gum ball machines....


do you believe me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:17 PM

Nope.

Do you believe me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:24 PM

.............tra, la, la, la, la.......it's Friday It's a beautiful day.......tra la la, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key.....tra la la.........::WAKE UP!

Oh! Where am I - oh work

What's on tap for the weekend ladies?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:25 PM

Curing this hangover, I think I need a bloody mary...

What?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:32 PM

huh?

has this crowd lost it's focus?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:39 PM

Can someone open the freakin' bar already!?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:44 PM

you do it! are your hands broken??????????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:44 PM

The bar is currently being re-stocked.


Why are you so impatient?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:47 PM

Because I am hungover

You do know how that feels, right???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:48 PM

she's a queen. (read: diva)

the bar is open, you drunk. (DQ, not you ms. b) are you gonna have a bloody mary?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:48 PM

Nope.


Will more alcohol help?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 12:49 PM

GO look, and don't pick on me today, my head hurts.

Don't you all wish you were a diva, too??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:08 PM

Yes...oooohhhhhhhh to be "diva-licious"!


Why am I so thirsty?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Yes...oooohhhhhhhh to be "diva-licious"!


Why am I so thirsty?

Because you have not partaken of the fruit of the nectar.

What is your poison??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:25 PM

Tequila.

You were talking about "drinks"....right?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:27 PM

sure, go with that.


do you like biscuits?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:44 PM

mmmmmmmmmm.... delicious!




Do you like bananas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:45 PM

chopped up in my cereal


Where shall we go this weekend?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:47 PM

lets stay in bed.. and watch "home movies"





What is your favorite position................ on the war?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:49 PM

love...not war!


Where do you keep your weapon?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:51 PM

I carry it with me at all times.





DO you think i will have to use it today?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:52 PM

he keeps it zipped up

What's one crucial thing a WOMAN must do before getting married?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:53 PM

Not sure...but if the circumstance is right...whip it out!


Are you skeered?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:53 PM

Thats a question for kitten...

If your nice she might let ya!
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:54 PM

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot
he keeps it zipped up

What's one crucial thing a WOMAN must do before getting married?

Me
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Not sure...but if the circumstance is right...whip it out!


Are you skeered?

Never


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 01:55 PM

Cuz strange things happen around here.


Will you protect us all?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:04 PM

i'm confused about who is asking whom questions... so........

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit

Where do you keep your weapon?


in the drawer beside the bed incase of night time intruders.

Originally Posted By: DoobyDoobyDoo

DO you think i will have to use it today?


yes please.

Originally Posted By: agencyteapot

What's one crucial thing a WOMAN must do before getting married?


dooby



are dooby and biscuit gonna throw down today?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:05 PM

if so... I place my bet on Ms. Biscuit
:woman can dish it out and take it: men typically can't

bare fisted or gloves?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:06 PM

high heels


should we include pudding?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:08 PM

He'll be hiding under the desk like everyone else.


What are the odds that today will go by fast?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:08 PM

yea chocolate kinds




should I get soem tingle lotion for my power nap today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:09 PM

Yes...and/or baby oil!

Does he have a large weapon I should be afraid of though?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:10 PM

dooby? nah.... you can take him.


when do you want to start?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:11 PM

lol... everyones classification of whats LARGE varies...

shouldn't be afraid.. YOU have to control the situation

Be dominant Biscuit, you can do that can't you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:12 PM

I need to get some popcorn for this.


Anyone taking bets?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:13 PM

the betting table is in the bar, excess.

who thinks biscuit will kick dooby's azz?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:13 PM

Moi? Most definitely!


Will there be prize money? Where is that Dooby???? (he's runnin' scared)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:20 PM

Something can be worked out.


Anyone videotaping this?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:36 PM

It's live...pay-per-view.


I wonder if he bruises easily?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:37 PM

I hope so, it'll add to the money.


Have you been to a swingers club?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:41 PM

::pleads the 5th::


Will they ever play the song I like on the radio this morning?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:42 PM

what song is that biscuit? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:43 PM

Only if you fess up they might.


Do I need to take a trip?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:45 PM

"Supermassive Black Hole" - Muse


What happens if I'm not prepared for my meeting which begins in 15 mins?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:49 PM

Nothing, if your the presenter.


Aren't you good at faking it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:50 PM

Never have to!

Are you taking a trip?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:54 PM

I haven't decided. I need to burn some vacation time though.


Did you find 3D?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 02:56 PM

He's gone into hiding I think (perfect timing since I have a meeting...hmmmppphh!).

Where do you prefer to vacation...alpine or tropical?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 03:00 PM

Both. Alpine for ski bunnies and tropical for beach babes.


Where do you prefer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 03:02 PM

I'm a "beach" kinda gal...but I love to cozy up in the cold weather too!

Will you hold my spot while I'm gone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 03:10 PM

Only on the beach, because I don't do cold.



Isn't it especially sparkly today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 03:54 PM

I think so.


Isn't it great to have visitors (I mean potential customers) that kill 40 minutes of time?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 03:55 PM

potential... is just a nice word

Did you at least get any business?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:02 PM

no our branch is slow es hades...




Has any one ever tried CPK's lettuce wraps?? Or Pf changs lettuce wraps??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:24 PM

Yes to PF Chang's, no to CPK.


Should I sneak out and get some breakfast?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:36 PM

Definitely.

But why don't you just sneak out and not return?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:39 PM

I do have 20 days of accrued sick time. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.



Which is more filling: Italian or Mexican? I'd really like them both.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:40 PM

Mexican. I always fill up on chips and salsa before my meal comes.


Which do you prefer more?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:45 PM

Mexican...ya' can't beat good tex-mex!


Do you have any dental floss?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:46 PM

Yes, at home.



What were you eating?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:47 PM

Nothing yet. But that's about to change real soon.



Isn't playtime the best time?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:49 PM

Turkey sandwich.


Am I supposed to drink this stuff?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:51 PM

No, your suppose to eat it.


How do you drink a sandwich silly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:53 PM

I was talking about this white liquid.

Yes...playtime is the best!


Are we all on the same page now?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 04:58 PM

Probably not.


Can you date someone without knowing you are dating them?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Probably not.


Can you date someone without knowing you are dating them?



I don't think so




Did you like the lettuce wraps from PF??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:13 PM

Love the lettuce wraps at PF Changs.


How spicy can you handle?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:14 PM

Pretty spicy.


What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:15 PM

The spicier the better! (food and men)


Where did I put my notes?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:17 PM

In the trash.


Were they important?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:18 PM

My dog ate them.



Don't you just love this weather??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 05:18 PM

yes! i'm in a workshop the rest of the day...i need them!


Maybe I can skip out and go play in the sun?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 06:27 PM

Do it, Ms. B. I'll join you.


Are you a thread killer?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 06:32 PM

If you could change your name to any name what would it be?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 06:37 PM

Amanda

And you?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 06:38 PM

Jeremiah
but I would have to change genders...

Would you marry two people at once if the law allowed?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 07:28 PM

nope




If you worked at a gentle mens club what whould you want your stage name to be?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 07:34 PM

Yoniqua

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 09:13 PM

the Rock, I could be the bouncer

have I missed much today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/18/08 11:50 PM

Pale was away?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/08 01:50 AM

Yes, din't you notice the crazyness around here? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/08 11:29 AM

Yes, the drunken texts have arisen from the craziness in here!!

Who is on vacation or in seminars this week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/08 03:39 PM

I am off tomorrow, then back to a miserable week of prepping for the freakin' BSA examiners...

Do you like your boss?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/08 04:08 PM

Love em...


Don't you love BSA?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/08 04:21 PM

The first word of that question says it all!


With no DQ tomorrow, who'll be guarding the chicken house?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/08 04:26 PM

Not me, kidney clinic visit with the boy!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 12:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
The first word of that question says it all!


With no DQ tomorrow, who'll be guarding the chicken house?



no DQ, no PR?!??! WOOHOO!!!!!!

how much trouble do you think we can cause??
::evil grin avatar emoticon::
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 02:52 PM

You? Lots!!!!!!!!


Do you think I could possibly get in trouble being an angel and all?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 02:55 PM

absolutely not.... HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did you think i could really answer that honestly?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 02:57 PM

Nope.

Since when are women honest?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 02:58 PM

forever.

can you stop a speeding bullet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 03:00 PM

Yeah, but then I'd be dead.

Am I more powerful than a speeding locomotive?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 03:01 PM

Yes, with my buns of steel.



Do you like wearing visible bandaids in public?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 03:02 PM

mrs. freak doesn't think so.


how do you look in tights and a cape?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 03:11 PM

Publicly displaying bandaids: Heck yeah…it makes people think I’m tough!

Tights and cape: Smokin’

Why does the Family Circus dude, Bil Keane, only spell his first name with one “L?”
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 04:26 PM

To confuse us.


If you stare blankly into space, do people ask you if you need help?
Posted By: Maniax

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 04:30 PM

No, they ask if I'm still alive.

Does Hillary have a chance to come from behind?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 04:47 PM

Hee hee hee...I'll leave that one alone. Hee hee hee

Why do people think they are sneaky?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 04:52 PM

Because they mistake craftiness for sneakiness.



Have you ever had a weekend so busy that you look forward to work?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 04:53 PM

Yes, then I regained my sanity and realized I was wrong.


Is it a bad idea to coach women's sports?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 06:57 PM

No... unless you are a man with a power trip...

What type of sport are you considering?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 06:59 PM

no, unless you have a problem with women in general.




What's tomorrow gonna bring?????????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:10 PM

agency: softball. There are 22 women on the team.

pjs: hopefully better weather.



Any ideas for keeping them happy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:11 PM

Chocolate.

Need I ask more?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:11 PM

that's alot of women. Be fair and laugh alot.




Is the snow all gone for good?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:14 PM

EX: I am sorry to say there probably is not one thing we can tell that will make it easier for you..
But the best of luck to ya.. cause your gonna need it
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
agency: softball. There are 22 women on the team.

pjs: hopefully better weather.



Any ideas for keeping them happy?


Diamond studded batting gloves.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:21 PM

pjs: I hope so.


Why do I get this feeling that I'm in trouble?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:24 PM

because your boss had just called you into his office and the director of HR is there... just saying.


why does it take 4 guys to landscape 1 little tree?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
pjs: I hope so.


Why do I get this feeling that I'm in trouble?


You're doomed, DOOMED!!!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:26 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
because your boss had just called you into his office and the director of HR is there... just saying.


why does it take 4 guys to landscape 1 little tree?


The other 3 are drinking, I mean supervising.


Why are you looking out the window?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:28 PM

oh not doomed- you'll prob have a blast.



what's the age of your softball team?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:29 PM

it's right there.----------->


how do you stop a yawn?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:33 PM

pjs: 18+ yrs old. idk half of them.

kitten: you can't. Yawns will consume you.


Why won't it warm up?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:34 PM

Sneeze.


How do you stop a sneeze?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:35 PM

excess: you haven't turned the oven on.

Pooh: look at the light.

how do you stop a f♥?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:39 PM

why would you stop a [censored];?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:40 PM

i can think of one way...




Wanna give it a shot?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:46 PM

Shot through the f♥, and you're to blame
Darling, you give love a bad name


Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 07:46 PM

@ balie
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 08:03 PM

3D, I'm sure her answer will be "YES!!!!"



For the love of all that is good in the world, why doesn't Debbie just have the customer call Delux?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/08 08:04 PM

All you got to do is find a "kitten" who likes it int hat general vicinity.. and that cures it.

Anyone watch the UFC fight Saturday?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:35 PM

No.



Is anyone else considering buying a scooter to ride to work?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:36 PM

i am - i found a cute one for $2400.


or should i ride my bike instead?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:37 PM

Scooter all the way.


Why would you want to get exercise?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:37 PM

no, how about a bicylce? (q&a)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Scooter all the way.


Why would you want to get exercise?


idk, i must have had a brain f♥.


wouldn't we look cool on scooters?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:42 PM

I think so.


Do you think wearing Harley Davidson leathers while riding scooters is too much?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:44 PM

in 100 degree heat, a big yes!

can you put my saddle bags on a scooter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:44 PM

no! make sure it's fringed.

does this mean we can buy new chaps?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:46 PM

if you want to.




Do you have one team of 22 ladies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:46 PM

idk what that means.

can you talk more aobut that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:47 PM

PR: Sure.

kitten: Of course it does.


Do this mean I need new sunglasses?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:48 PM

pjs: yes.

kitten: I'm coaching a women's softball team with 22 women.

Do you think I'll be sane by the end of the summer?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:50 PM

No, you won't be sane. 22 is too many for one team mister!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:51 PM

I forgot a question!


Do you have a question?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:51 PM

excess: new glasses - heck yeah!!


how soon is your scooter coming?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:53 PM

I didn't do all of the recruiting. It'll be a line change for the second game.


How many do you think will be sober by the end of the night?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 02:54 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
excess: new glasses - heck yeah!!


how soon is your scooter coming?


I'm still looking.


How soon is yours?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 03:34 PM

9.5 light years.


Will you stuff these few envelopes for me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 03:45 PM

Nope.


Why would I want to do any work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 04:05 PM

Good question, one I find myself asking all the time.



Is it time for a change of scenery?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 04:08 PM

IDK, is the grass greener over there ? (q&a)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 04:52 PM

Most certainly greener here in PA than in TX.


Should we start another political thread to annoy the Mods?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 04:54 PM

no, it should be a religious thread.


can we make it political AND religious?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 04:57 PM

Why me????
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:00 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
no, it should be a religious thread.


can we make it political AND religious?

yes, which will inevitably result in its being canned.

Can we start a thread about psychoanalyzing BOLers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:05 PM

Sure, as long as it doesn't get nasty.

Wanna start with me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:12 PM

Nah - let's start with LilFreak - that should take us the rest of our lives


Why hasn't there been a good religious/political thread for a long time?

::runs and hides from DQ and PR::



Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:12 PM

Never has, never will...

Why did you ask such a silly question?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:15 PM

Because it's a beautiful day, and I'm in a good mood, and I feel like being silly...........


Should I go home and mow or clean windows?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:16 PM

clean windows...

Should I go home and do my nightly walk or should I veg out with my book?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:17 PM

Walk with a book.


What's for dinner and when should I be there?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:18 PM

(I will fall if I do that)

Pork chops, aspargus and rice. 6:15. Be there or be square...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:24 PM

Factoring in the time difference, approximate time to fly to NJ from PHX, minus accrued time off from work, I calculate this is not a possibility.

Can I take a rain check?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:24 PM

DQ - not if you use Books on Tape.

....dinner sounds good. We'll be there by 6

........Where's your Question??????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:35 PM

BB, sure, anytime you are in the NE, let me know.

Pooh-pooh-head, I am a bit stressed these days, will you forgive me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 05:44 PM

Always!

Doesn't royalty rate over us commoners?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 06:06 PM

The Chief always rates.




Doesn't DQ make delicious meals?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 06:11 PM

They always sound yummy!

Have you considered going into it as a business?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 06:13 PM

I would love to own a gourmet catering business. I love to cook (can't bake worth a [censored] tho'.. )

How about you, do you like to cook?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 06:16 PM

I am really getting into it more and more. Saturdays or Sundays if we're home I am enjoy getting creative with dinners - Salads also, there are so many great ways to liven up a salad.


Do you like mixed greens, with poached pears, glazed pecans and a fruity vinegrette?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:01 PM

Hate pecans (most all kinds of nuts) Sounds a little "busy," but I'd be willing to at least try it.


Is your trunk neat, messy, or somewhere in between?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:04 PM

I have an SUV and after years and years of kids and a van, I now have a neat and orderly 'trunk' for the first time in my life?


Yours?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:05 PM

Neat. Of course.

Is your car interior clean?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:14 PM

Define clean.


How often do you wash your vehicle?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:18 PM

OK, clean as in, vacuumed, dusted, polished clean. (Not full of gravel, shopping bags, and garbage.)

As often as necessary.

Do you wash your vehicle by hand or take it somewhere?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:22 PM

both, sometimes on the same day!

do you go mudding?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:40 PM

No, thank you!

You?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:42 PM

And risk getting my buckles dirty? I don't think so.



Should I type bad words on a Word document and keep it pulled up to shock Debbie?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 07:42 PM

No.

Do you love to spend time at the spa?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 08:03 PM

no, and I don't like to pay the bill when it comes either!


what goes on in those spas anyway? I can get my haircut in under 10 minutes! and I have my own nail trimmer, and I can put my own cucumbers on my eyes.

Who goes to these things anyway?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 08:07 PM

:raises hand: ME ME!!!!


men secretly love to go to spas, don't they?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 08:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Bitter Rural PR
no, and I don't like to pay the bill when it comes either!


what goes on in those spas anyway? I can get my haircut in under 10 minutes! and I have my own nail trimmer, and I can put my own cucumbers on my eyes.

Who goes to these things anyway?


Don, let's get serious for a minute. When you only have 15 or 20 strands of hair on your head, how long can it take? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 08:59 PM

No. Unless, the staff is really hot and we know what they are going to do with us.


Why would you want gunk put on your face?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 09:05 PM

I have a full head of hair and you know it Pooh!!!!!

speaking of gunk on a face, what guys here will admit to eyeliner, like that Love of Rock guy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 09:38 PM

That's all we need - men putting on their eyeliner while driving to work!


How long does it take to do your hair in the mornings?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 10:14 PM

Only as long as it takes to shower, that's why I keep it short


Who leaves the house first in the morning, you or your SO?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 10:19 PM

My SO.


Why do we do things that we know are wrong or are going to hurt in the long run for immediate satisfaction now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 10:32 PM

We are genetically conditioned to seek immediate gratification. Besides, we could all be annihilated in a couple hours ‘cuz an asteroid is hurtling toward us.

Would you do it all over again if you had the chance?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 11:03 PM

Not all of it, but alot...

WHo's your daddy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 11:43 PM

That's obvious: Pale Rider.



You ready to go home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/08 11:48 PM

Been There, Done That, Dinner's on the Stove!

What's for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:37 AM

I don't know what it is, but you said its on the stove, so lets eat!

Did you vote?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 03:19 AM

No. I'm registered Republican - PA is a closed election, and it wasn't worth it to vote for McCain. Local races were non-existent. I was very tempted to switch registrations so that I could, but I didn't.


Do you all realize that tomorrow is Administrative Professional's Day (Secretary's Day)? Make sure you're nice to those Admins!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:52 AM

Why? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 12:05 PM

no kidding, huh!?!?!


have you tried the flatbreads at dunkin donuts?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 12:21 PM

DQ - Unfortunately, without the Admins, much would stop in the working world.

No D.D's near us anymore.

Are they good, kitty?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 12:30 PM

yummy!!!! the turkey bacon cheddar is my fave.


today is my thursday. don't you wish it was yours too?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 12:42 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
yummy!!!! the turkey bacon cheddar is my fave.


today is my thursday. don't you wish it was yours too?


Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't I have more vacation?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:02 PM

you do. they just didn't want to tell you about it.


what, other than meat, has protein in it? (i need more protein)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:23 PM

Nuts.


Why do you need more protein? Trying to bulk up?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:25 PM

yep. the steroids aren't working.


all nuts? or certain kinds?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:30 PM

I think all, but then again, I usually overlook all of the healthy living stuff my bank puts out.


Do you think perservatives will make me live longer?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:31 PM

they should. you look very young now....


how do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:32 PM

Most nuts are very good for you. (Just not the ones on BOL)
Broccoli is one of the best foods you can eat nutritionally.


What is the square root of the hypotenuse of the diameter of a circle that has been rotating at a rate of 965 mph for the last 872,000 days?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:45 PM

blue. duh.



did you eat your wheaties this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 01:54 PM

I HATE WHEATIES!

Do you have breakfast for dinner sometimes?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:00 PM

Yes... Bacon with lemon pancakes...

what about you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:02 PM

sometimes eggs... not often though

Do you get headaches?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:03 PM

everyday


do you think somethings wrong with me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:05 PM

Nah - you're kitten, what could be wrong? (Q&A)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:06 PM

It's a tumor ::using best Arnold voice::

Who's bright idea was administrative assistants day?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:11 PM

I don't know...
I never knew it existed till I got flowers this morning

What did you get?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:15 PM

I am not a recipient, I have to purchase a gift!

What should I get?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:18 PM

Nothing. She/he gets paid, right?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:28 PM

While I agreee with DQ because of the financial burden...

But at the same time... she might not get paid well
So take her out to lunch, or gift card somewhere.

What are you having for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 02:45 PM

soup.

You?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 03:12 PM

Chinese.


Do you think Debbie has a constant need to walk behind me because she's trying to make sure I'm not playing on BOL?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 04:01 PM

IDK BB; is this Debbie from Dallas?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 04:08 PM

No. She wouldn't even understand what that means.


Why you so crazy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 04:34 PM

Because he is bitter and rural.

Why you so crazy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 04:47 PM

Model airplane glue and head injuries.

Don't you hate quarterly, mandatory all-staff meetings?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 04:47 PM

Because I have been out in the sun too long (and I'm a reformed bitter and rural BB).



My contract allows me to get a new phone every 2 years, and I want to get the enV. Should I get it tonight?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 05:52 PM

is 2 years up? Why don't you ask Debbie?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 05:56 PM

Yes my 2 year are up.

Should I ask Debbie to go fly a kite?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 06:17 PM

no, tell her to jump in the lake!

who is this Debbie anyway?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 06:51 PM

She's the office pest who's usually shoeless. Every institution has one.

If I roll up my shirt sleeves, do ya think it’ll make me look like I’m a hard worker?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:08 PM

Probably not. They'll just think your slacking off.



Why can't I say no to women?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:08 PM

It's worth a shot.



Should I put my hand in my pants a la Al Bundy if we get auditors in our office asking for files?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:16 PM

as long as you make sure it's your hand and not Debbies'





You like her don't you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:37 PM

I like her better when she's away. Kind of gets under my skin and thinks she's my boss when she's not and I've been here longer.


Does that make me petty?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:47 PM

not at all!


do you eat 3 meals a day?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 07:57 PM

sure, on a 'slow' day




is it wrong to change the code on my wife's garage door opener and then peak out the back window to see her frustration?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 09:47 PM

I think it's pretty frickin' funny!

Why do we keep getting emails about the HVAC being out and that's why the building is so warm, but there's cold air blowing on me and I have the space heater cranked to high?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:04 PM

Don't really have an answer...sorry

Why is it so hard to get over certain things...and by things I mean people
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:07 PM

Because your car frame is too low. Try taking it to the south side of town and get your car lifted. Running over people will be a breeze.


Who's going to remind me never to walk in BSAinFLA's neighborhood?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:10 PM

You don't need to worry BB - I wouldn't run you over because of the bacon grease that would be left on my bumper...that such a pain in the a$$ to clean up
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:10 PM

IDK, but each person takes a piece out of our hearts, and we need something to fill that void

the world sucks sometimes no?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Bitter Rural PR
IDK, but each person takes a piece out of our hearts, and we need something to fill that void

the world sucks sometimes no?


Yes...

Why is it always the ones who don't deserve it that get it all???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/08 10:37 PM

Originally Posted By: BSAinFLA
You don't need to worry BB - I wouldn't run you over because of the bacon grease that would be left on my bumper...that such a pain in the a$$ to clean up

Hork!

Why do I get the funniest visual of BSA plowing my down in FLA and leaving an actual bacon grease splatter?!?!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 12:15 AM

Cause you have a VIVID imagination.....

Have you seen the stuff that goes on in BB's head????
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:04 AM

Can't even begin to imagine what goes on in there

Weren't some of the episodes of the Twilight Zone stories that were taken directly from BBs head
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:46 AM

yes, especially the more meaty ones

have you tried the new bacon burgers at Chili's?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 03:28 AM

I actually tried the mini burgers so I looked like I was aware of the foods I consumed. But, alas, I realized the one burger cut into 4 pieces wasn't as much fun as a frisbee sized burger with load of peppered bacon. I'll never make that mistake again.

Isn't this a great deal?

I went to the mall to get a new phone and the guy was actually a licensed dealer for Verizon. Nice enough, but tried to say if I pay $100 I'd get the phone I wanted plus a car charger and there was a $50 mail-in rebate. I instead went online, ordered the phone with next-day shipping (it'll arrive at my office Friday because it's too late tonight) for $29.99 plus tax. Skidoo, skidoo, the only thing that matters is with who you do. Skidoo, skiddo, the only thing that matters is with who.

Second question: Surely, you don't think mine is the most "creative" mind on BOL?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 12:56 PM

Don't know about creative, but definite;y the most amusing


Bacon - Are you strictly a Bacon Boy or will you also consume the occational sausage link or patty????
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 01:58 PM

Bacon is as bacon does....






How bout a date?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:01 PM

Dooby! Shame on You!! - are you cheating on Kitten? (Q&A)
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:04 PM

nonsense.. Kitten knows how it goes. She is happy with our "arrangement."





Are you jealous?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:42 PM

Just protecting helpless little kitties!


Shouldn't we be able to work outside on such beautiful days?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:43 PM

no worries, pooh. he always comes back...


you know you got a good thing, right 3d?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:49 PM

good... its actually GREAT and its not a "thing" its name is Sancho!





Want to see sancho?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 02:50 PM

good... its actually GREAT and its not a "thing" its name is Sancho!





Want to see sancho?
Posted By: agencyteapot

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 03:06 PM

Nah... Sancho needs to stay in his casa

Whats better pepperoni pizza or bacon pizza?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 03:12 PM

i vote for the pepp

anyone else getting slow server responses or that "network error" message?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 03:25 PM

All the time.


What's the next topic to talk about?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 03:46 PM

The pros and cons of Patron vs Cuervo Gold Tequilas.


Is price the only difference?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:31 PM

There are subtle differences in the taste and what remains on the tongue afterwards, but price is the BIG difference.



Do I have to change my name? Will it get me far? Should I lose some weight. Will it make me a star?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:34 PM

Could this server be any slower? I mean, for goodness sake!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:37 PM

it is PAINFUL!!!!!

BOL is not fun today, is it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:39 PM

NO!

Do you mind if I play somewhere else?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:43 PM

you can, but we'll miss you.

won't you miss us?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 04:58 PM

he prob will.


What's up? Looks like everyone has AG-i-tis stuttering.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:10 PM

They may need to reboot.


If you were Jane, would you hang with Tarzan and forsake civilized life? I mean really, you got all those poo-flinging apes to deal with….
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:15 PM

Probably not. I'm not okay with no toilet paper.


If your dog peed on your bed, would you want to throw poochie through the window?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:18 PM

prolly. followed by the mattress.


would you run from a charging bear?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:19 PM

We live in a rambler so it wouldn't have the same impact as flinging Fido from a second floor window.


You pooch is a pup. Do you have the patience to deal with puppy behavior?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:20 PM

Sorry for the studder.. I didn't even re-submit. I do believe BOL is FUBAR.
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:21 PM

Probably not. I'm not okay with no toilet paper.


If your dog peed on your bed, would you want to throw poochie through the window?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:24 PM

No.


Why are you studdering?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:29 PM

My tongue is as heavy as a brick.

Should I see a doctor about it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:47 PM

No, just stop smoking the Ron-approved stash.


Why am I so hungry right now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:48 PM

Definitely!

Maybe you're allergic to something. You don't want to be sick for the spa/shopping weekend, do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:48 PM

because you've been smoking the Ron-approved stash.


why are you so silly?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 05:57 PM

It's my nature. You know, after smoking the Ron-approved stash. (BTW, I ♥ Ron, and his stash. So don't think I'm hatin'.)


So, this weekend, should I do Lo Lo's Chicken and Waffles for primo fried chicken or China Wall for dimsum?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 06:16 PM

Go for the fried; it'll keep your bowels lubricated.


You don’t think eating Play-Doh as a kid may have harmed me in any way, do you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 07:24 PM

let me think on that for awhile..........




what color do you like?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 07:38 PM

regulation softball flourescent yellow/green

what is your fav shape?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 07:41 PM

Square, like some of the toons on BOL. j/k, I love each and every one of y'all!



Do BOLers love food or does food love BOLers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 07:46 PM

the food practiced unconditional love toward BOLers until we meateaters cooked them

do you feel any remorse for this?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 07:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Bitter Rural PR
regulation softball flourescent yellow/green

what is your fav shape?


paraBOLa
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 08:25 PM

PR, none whatsoever. Animals are food. Food is meant to be eaten.


Did you know that heels were added to shoes to lift the wearer up enough to minimize how much poo they had on their shoes?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 08:37 PM

Whoever thought that up must have lived in my condo complex this winter

Where do 'they' think their dog's poo goes if they don't pick it up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 10:41 PM

don't flies eat that stuff? and pretty fast too!

i need my some super fly boots here in Texas, those cattle are horrible! What has bigger pies than cattle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 10:49 PM

Elephants come to mind...


Wouldn't you hate being cattle and never having a firm bowel movement? It's always sloppy...like geese.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/24/08 11:26 PM

That would be pretty fowl.


Would you be like a prayer since your voice takes me there?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 12:43 PM

Absolutely. It's like a dream. No end and no beginning.

Are you as excited about the NKOTB reunion as I am?!
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 01:03 PM

Originally Posted By: DoobyDoobyDee
Originally Posted By: Bitter Rural PR
regulation softball flourescent yellow/green

what is your fav shape?


paraBOLa


:::GROAN:::
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 02:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Absolutely. It's like a dream. No end and no beginning.

Are you as excited about the NKOTB reunion as I am?!

I dont know what it is...




Do you know what movie this is from...?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 02:11 PM

Can't say that I do.

(Bailey! New Kids On the Block!)

What are your plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 02:12 PM

:::sigh::: oh for heaven's sake. this is gonna be a looooooong day............
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 02:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Can't say that I do.

(Bailey! New Kids On the Block!)

What are your plans for the weekend?

Jazzfest baby... Jazzfest!




Want to come with me to hit on chicks?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 06:15 PM

Why do the baby chickens deserve to be abused (Q&A)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 06:19 PM

What about the boneless chickens (eggs)?? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 06:39 PM

they deserve to be fried in butter!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 06:40 PM

or pooched

or benedicted

what other ways for the eggs?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 06:41 PM

sorry, but what's pooched PR???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:06 PM

trouble maker!

i ain't no cook and this isn't He11's kitchen, I don't know how to spell "pooched"
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:09 PM

Would that be a type of doggy style eggs?

....................OR.....................

Do you mean P-O-A-C-H-E-D?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Would that be a type of doggy style eggs?



Thems my kinda eggs...






Where is the real DDD?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:14 PM

dang!!

I am surrounded by the spelling Queens!!!!!!!!!

I would like to see you girls come down here and pronouce Brazos
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:17 PM

It's pronounced the way it's spelled. Have you ever had a Brazo Gitano...
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/25/08 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
dang!!

I am surrounded by the spelling Queens!!!!!!!!!

I would like to see you girls come down here and pronouce Brazos


Pale - I grew up with a John Wayne Fanantic Father - do you really think I don't know how to pronounce Brazos?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/26/08 02:09 AM

Yes he does...


Are you gonna yell at him now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/26/08 03:09 AM

oh, both of you yankees would say something like Bra -zooooos
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/26/08 07:51 AM

someone said Yankees.




Wasn't it just ALRIGHTY when the Tribe beat those Yankees?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/27/08 11:02 PM

Absitively - Posolutely!


Where in the world IS Carmen SanDiego?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/27/08 11:22 PM

I dunno

Am I the only one that kinda misses "The Facts of Life"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/27/08 11:42 PM

I miss Blair...

What was up with Tootie and those roller skates?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 01:37 AM

I don't know I liked Jo.




Are you ready for anything?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 12:31 PM

Ready for Crazy Days and Crazy Nights! :-)


What's your favorite cheesecake?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 12:36 PM

Plain.


Yours?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 01:05 PM

I don't like cheesecake.



How bout chocolate cake?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 02:33 PM

too much chocolate

did you know you can spice up cheesecake with fruit and chocolate?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 02:52 PM

Sounds gross...

Why would you do that??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 02:56 PM

Anything tastes better with chocolate on it!

Don't you think?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 02:57 PM

Because it's actually pretty good.

Did you know if you melt white chocolate and it binds up, you can thin it with small amounts of vegetable shortening?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 02:59 PM

Yes, you can do that with dark chocolate, too.

Did you know that you can freeze eggs after they are out of the shell?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 03:58 PM

I didn't know that (and I'll give it a try!)

Which are freakier:

Oompah-Loompahs
or
Munchkins?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 04:22 PM

munchkins

Wicked witch of the east or the west?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 04:35 PM

I've been told I'm the wicked witch of the east- so be the east.





Fruit Loops or Cocco Puffs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 04:39 PM

Fruit Loops (says so much about me, don't you think?)


Gummy Bears or Sour Patch Kids?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 04:40 PM

Gummy bears.



M&Ms or Reeces Pieces?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 04:55 PM

Peanut M & Ms

writers cramp or carpal tunnel syndrome?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 05:23 PM

writers cramp, it is far less painful physically

leg cramps or back pain?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 05:45 PM

I love back pain!


Wasn't that movie pretty good even though James talked through it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 09:22 PM

Not really. The actors were overpaid.


Why do people try to put word in your mouth?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 09:22 PM

I missed half of it because James talked through it.

Didn't I bump into you yesterday?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 09:25 PM

Maybe. I was at that one place.


Where were you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 09:29 PM

I was there too! (I thought it felt like you)

Is this day almost over!?!?!?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/28/08 09:35 PM

Yes.


How many B-day shots are you going to have tonight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 02:40 PM

shots, she drinks str8t from the bottle!

Have you been to the Alamo Drafthouse, if not its too late now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 02:43 PM

No, but I've been to Sonoran Brewhouse.

Is it about the same thing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 02:56 PM

most likely, too many young people looking for love in all the wrong places

why are our lives so much like a country western song?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 09:37 PM

Because life is tragic.


So what happened; did your mama get hit by a train on the day she was released from prison?
Posted By: Schwesa1

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 09:46 PM

and I went to pick her up in the rain...
but before I could get to the station in my pickuuuuppp truck....
she got runned over by a d*mned ole train...

I love that song!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 11:06 PM

Schwesa1 - Where is your question????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/29/08 11:15 PM

Silly Schwesa1!


Isn't chicken yummy? (I'm going to a soul food restaurant later tonight and cannot wait to get greens!!))
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:22 AM

It really is, unless it is out of a can.


Do you think I can do it?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:18 AM

YES You can!




Should I get a jeep like I have now that will get me through snow and high water or a car that will give me good gas mileage?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 11:06 AM

Whatever works for ya, pjs!

I have a 3 hr DR meeting...What time can I go home today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 11:36 AM

right after the three hour meeting.


how do i get my eyebrows to thicken up?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:03 PM

Buy that spray on hair stuff... ought to look great!

Why do you want your eyebrows to grow??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:03 PM

Buy that spray on hair stuff... ought to look great!

Why do you want your eyebrows to grow??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:11 PM

they got too thin.... a waxing gone wrong.


whats for breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:21 PM

I had a sausage and egg sandwich on a roll from the cafeteria.


What are ya making for dinner tonight?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:28 PM

i'm supposed to go to some work thing after work, but i think i'll blow it off. so toast.


what's your favorite pasta?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 12:43 PM

Marlfala (little mini lasagna noodles)


You have a cafeteria??????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 01:16 PM

we do. today's specials are mac and cheese with ham; and chicken dijon wraps. tomorrow is taco boat day!!!! WOOT!!!!




did you know that tomorrow is holocaust rememberance day?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 01:18 PM

yes, I do.






What's your weather like?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 01:20 PM

today is bootiful and sunny!!!


did you get your money yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 01:31 PM

No.

What money?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:11 PM

The blackmail $$ (don't play all innocent with me!).

Is the door closed?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:13 PM

I hope so.


Is today going to go by fast?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:14 PM

So fast it'll make your head spin.


Is it spinning yet?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:28 PM

No, but I wish it were - that would be more interesting than anything else that has happened to me today!

don't you hate coming back from vacation?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 02:40 PM

Yes.


Why can't you just stay on vacation and still get paid?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:23 PM

Because then you'd never come back to work!


Do you wanna get lucky? Well do ya'?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:27 PM

duh....





Is that a proposition?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:27 PM

Of course.


What guy doesn't?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:29 PM

hmmmmmm, a dead one.





What's your lucky number?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:31 PM

It was more of a rhetorical question...but I guess that really doesn't work in this thread...now does it?

Why are you so serious?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:34 PM

i am always serious when it comes to .... "luck"




Want to see why?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:36 PM

Sure! I love show-and-tell!


Don't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:44 PM

Is show and tell like kiss and tell? (q&a)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:46 PM

you should know.




where's your freak flag today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:50 PM

folded and put away thank you!!!

where is everyone else's flag, anyone run it up the pole?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:51 PM




Do you really want me to answer that?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:52 PM

yes yes!!!



what is your answer?>
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:54 PM

C'mere then...(i must whisper).


Have you always been this "gifted"?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 04:55 PM

no no... i had a growth spurt in the 10th grade...






When is it my turn?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 05:52 PM

Now!!!

Can I please, please take a nap??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 05:57 PM

Sure, it's been naptime for 5 minutes now. Lay out our blanket and listen while the mods read the posting guidelines to us.


What actor do you think has been off the radar too long?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:16 PM

Heath Ledger





Why cant a person be multi-faceted
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:22 PM

It's way too complicated (but way more fun!).


Do you need to be on medication?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:28 PM

Nope!


You want our external auditors? They're next door to me and have managed to give me a headache in less than 4 hours!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:31 PM

No thanks...I'm good. You can keep 'em.


What about those other guys?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:33 PM

You can keep them too!


What about those girls in the room next to me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:39 PM

Are they out of control, like as in girls gone wild?


I'm hungry and it's not even lunch time yet. Do you think I have a tape worm?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:41 PM

1. Yes.

2. Yes.

Does that answer your question?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 06:42 PM

Not mine...




Why do people assume that they are in charge... when they are but specs of molecules on the legs of a ladybug?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:05 PM

ha! you must have seen Horton hear a who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is this Charles in charge?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:09 PM

I think he's Chachi...and he ♥'s Joanie.


Why? Do you need Charles for something?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:12 PM

Yeah, I need some guidance in a personal matter and wanted to talk with someone at the top.

If Chuck isn't available, who am I gonna call?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:16 PM

Ghostbusters.


Is it evil to play with people's minds?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:17 PM

no - it keeps you young.

do you ♥ dark chocolate?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:19 PM

Well, sometimes.


Will QB come with me to get some dark chocolate?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:32 PM

I bet she will!!

Will you bring back enough for the entire class?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:37 PM

They better.


Why is the Ghostbuster theme song stuck in my head now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:39 PM

'Cuz you wanna get "slimed".

Think you can handle it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:46 PM

Of course.


Can you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:55 PM

Bring it on!

Where's the best spot?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:57 PM

The foot of the bed

How do you teach a cat not to walk on your face at 4am?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:57 PM

up about a quarer of an inch and away from the center...






Here want me to demonstrate?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 07:59 PM

A blow horn when it wakes you up.


How high will the cat jump?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 08:04 PM

Don't know.

Shall we turn on the ceiling fan and try?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 09:50 PM

Yes.


Why do I have so many documents open?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:01 PM

cause you have the power and memory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are just West coasters the only posters?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:08 PM

The only ones that count


What did I do to deserve this???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:19 PM

I don't know...but I'm sure you deserve every bit of it!

Why don't you love non-West Coasters?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:40 PM

I do love non-West coasters. I'm so full of love it's gushing out.


Need a roll of Bounty?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:45 PM

Sure...I could use a roll.

Is it REALLY the "quicker picker-upper"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:53 PM

The quickest!

Why, don't you believe the commercials?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 10:54 PM

No, my friend Ric is the really "quicker picker-upper."



What's your favorite emoticon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 11:07 PM



Don't you think we need more though?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/08 11:51 PM

More what dear (Q&A)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 12:21 AM

I think a lot more emotes are needed.


Who needs a cocktail?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 12:40 AM

Me please!!!!!!!

Couldn't it just make you cry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:09 AM

Lots of things make me want to cry.

What is your favorite B & W movie made BEFORE 1950?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 12:08 PM

It would have to be John Wayne, but I can't say which one for sure.

What about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 12:14 PM

was desk set made before 1950? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:11 PM

Probably.


Why am I hearing all these voices?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:18 PM

The voices are trying to make you behave.

Do you think their strategy will prevail?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:22 PM

Nope. I only listen when it something I want to hear, like bonus, raises, etc.


Does anyone else have a craving for cream puffs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:24 PM

yes, the frozen ones from Sams Club

is the Lawler's cheesecake any good from Sams?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:31 PM

idk...never tried it.

What do you like to drizzle on your cheesecake?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:33 PM

Chocolate.


What is your favorite type of cheesecake?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 02:42 PM

Turtle.

Do I have to choose just one???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 03:10 PM

yes, that is all one may do at this time and place

so, who is in the groove?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 03:16 PM

I am!

Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I’m tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else

Get into the groove
Boy you’ve got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

Are you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 03:18 PM

I'm "in the groove"...but it ain't work-related!

I saw an officer performing a sobriety test on a driver this weekend. Do you think we could pass that test even if we were SOBER!?!?!???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 04:00 PM

Probably not.


Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 04:29 PM

Yes...but it might take some time.

What is the catch of the day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 04:30 PM

ME!


Wanna go fishing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 04:31 PM

Let's go!

Do you have a pole we could use?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 04:36 PM

Of course.



Where are we going?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 06:24 PM

We're going fishing!


What should we use for bait?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 06:25 PM

you, of course!





Catch some shrimp, won't you?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 06:26 PM

Depends upon what you hope to catch!


Will you be taking a cooler along for refreshments?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 06:51 PM

No shrimp; we're going to a lake.

Coolers are a necessity.


Who wants to row the boat?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 07:01 PM

I thought we were getting a pontoon.



Where are we going to grill?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 07:16 PM

on the deck.

will there be wave-runners?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 07:26 PM

I don't know.


How are you going to fish off a wave-runner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 07:27 PM

no but I undestand there is a cool updated version of blade runner out there

sorry to say its almost too warm now for the bass to be biting, isn't that sad?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 08:25 PM

Yes, because I like their beer.


Why can't tomorrow be my payday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 08:28 PM

It could be if you take up a "night job".

What do you think you'd be good at?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 08:33 PM

connecting dots.



how bout you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 09:29 PM

connect four

what games are you good at?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 10:56 PM

hide and seek


Don't you just love a good "surprise"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:09 PM

A good one I do!


How u doing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:29 PM

I'm doing great...thx.

And you? Are you feeling better?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:38 PM

was the Ag sick? q&a
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:41 PM

I 'spose so.

What do you call your mother?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:42 PM

She wasn't feeling well a while back if I remember correctly.

Do we need to call a doctor?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:43 PM

I'm not qualified to answer that, but I'll give it a go anyway. Audit_gal is merely suffering from an accute case of cabin fever and I suggest she run around the block.


Is it muddy there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:45 PM

Nope, no rain for 4 days!!! WOO HOOO

(And yes I am feeling better physically)

Do you really care?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/01/08 11:46 PM

We all care!

Why wouldn't we?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 12:00 AM

Cause I am not a coolie!

Where did our love go?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 12:04 AM

It left with the band on the run.

If we post here, aren't we all coolies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 12:06 AM

Yep...you post...you're a Coolie.

Should we brag about that though?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:12 AM

Why the heck not! I'm a coolie and I'm proud!


Should we brag about being tools?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 10:45 AM

You should.

Do you work Saturdays?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 11:12 AM

Never!

What're your plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 11:31 AM

I dunno, it's gonna rain.

What are you going to do?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 12:02 PM

Just because we're not 'in work' doesn't mean we don't work. We most likely work harder at home than in here.


Anyone doing the Mother's Day breast cancer walk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 01:08 PM

no, we are doing March of Dimes and Relay for Life

some of my muffin is going to evaporate with all this walking...

anyone care to join us?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 02:30 PM

Sure! All great causes.

Do you get stiff after walking so much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 02:39 PM

Not really, but I was stiff after doing Habitat for Humanity. So not used to labor.


Aren't you glad it's Friday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 02:49 PM

Soooooooooooooo glad!

Will there be fun activities this weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 02:50 PM

so glad...

Do you have examiners coming soon?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:23 PM

no way, no examiners on the weekend activities!!!!!

sometimes the weekend activities are more work than work, don't you think?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:24 PM

Then you're not doing them right!


What's blooming in your garden so far this spring?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:25 PM

Our external audit firm showed up this week, and they'll be here next week, too.


I've been trying to pawn them off on someone else. Any takers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:27 PM

No thanks. I'm a giver more than a taker.

Where is that cup of water I had just a minute ago!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 03:42 PM

Sorry, Ms B. I watered my plant with it.


Why is that moth trying to get into the office?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 04:37 PM

its attracted to all the sweetness and light in there!!!

shouldn't you let it in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 05:33 PM

No! It'll eat my shirt.


Where have all the cowboys gone?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 05:46 PM

You mean there aren't any in TX??? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 05:47 PM

idk- let me know if you find that out.




Is the Orient Express still around?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/08 07:00 PM

gone to graveyards, everyone one; when will they every learn?

q&a
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/03/08 11:19 AM

idk, what are you talking about?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/03/08 11:00 PM

Methinks Pa bumped his head or something.


We did James think it was odd that I enjoy going to the laundromat for the cultural experience?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/04/08 01:52 PM

you did James, what did you do to him?

and there is no culture in a washateria!

Aren't Sunday mornings grand?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/04/08 03:45 PM

Sure are!

Isn't it a shame about Kentucky Derby?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/04/08 05:44 PM

IDK, what happened.

Um, PR, I meant "why."


Why am I such a dork???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 02:52 PM

IDK.


Why is everyone's door closed? Did I forget to put on deoderant?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:16 PM

Is that what that smell is?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:21 PM

no, its not the smell; its RIF - reduction in force time

so our new tag line is XXXBank - we never sleep; how would you like to have a 24/7 job for real?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:24 PM

HAd one... managed valet operations for 4 French QUarter Hotels..




Why do you think i switched "careers"
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:30 PM

not sure but it may be time to switch again!

Are you a switch hitter?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:38 PM

Depends on who is asking big boy



You interested?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:42 PM

in what, playing baseball - nah, I am left handed all the way and cannot switch hit!

ambidextorous people are amazing, arent' they?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:44 PM

yes they are...



When did we start talking about handedness? :confused avatarsmilie:
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 03:47 PM

I think that's been the direction for about 16 minutes.


Isn't it wonderful outside?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 04:17 PM

beutious!! indeed

that nanner fella can't get a country boy confused, can't he?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 04:23 PM

Doubt it. I'm from the sticks and he doesn't really confuse me.


Does he confuse you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 04:30 PM

well, no - know that you ask

but he is lovable, isn't he?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 05:24 PM

mostly, except when he's shaking his peeling.



How bout those Indians beating the Yankees last night- ain't it great?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 05:35 PM

Um, sure. If you say so.

I thought that Yanks beat the Indians a few hundred years ago. I'm I missing something?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 05:50 PM

silly BB






Let's go get some bacon, shall we?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 06:00 PM

YES!!!!!


Did you know Metallica require bacon to be part of their concert rider?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:00 PM

No, I did not know that.


What am I doing inside on a nice, warm, sunny day?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:01 PM

Same as the rest of us, nothing, lol.




Vacation plans this year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:10 PM

Not really.

And you?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:25 PM

Well, a race in Daytona probably, a trip to Disney and/or Busch Gardens, that's about it for now.



Who wrote the book of love?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:30 PM

Mark Z. Danielewski








Does that Frighten you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 08:52 PM

No.


If you go up to a woman after finding out her age and say "man are you older," what do you think she'll do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/08 10:20 PM

Rip something off you you'd want later in life.


Why would you say that out loud?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 12:14 PM

Because you're Male? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 12:24 PM

yes, the bacon boy is a male, but he is not silly!

Isn't it too early to be doing this?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 12:35 PM

if you say so.



Did you see the Indians beat the Yankees again last night?
hehehehahahahhehehehahahahaheehaahah- pssssst don't tell Frank!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 12:59 PM

Go Tribe!


Did you see that the Phillies won, and are in first place?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 01:15 PM

I did not know that!

Aren't phillies girl horses?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:07 PM

That's what I thought.

So, I guess that's good news for the Kentucky Derby, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:21 PM

but not for that poor little filly that fell

Isn't Philadelphia Philadelphians (Phillies for short) kind of redundant?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:23 PM

Yes...and this is no place for redundancy! ::cracks whip::

Are you scared?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:26 PM

Yes. I just realized what I got myself into last night.


Are you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:30 PM

A little anxious...but not scared.

What did you get yourself into last night? (details, please!)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:41 PM

First practice for the women's softball team, which I am coaching and has 23 women on it, was last night.


Do I need to say more?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:44 PM

Ahhhh yes...I remember you mentioned that. Oh you're so good with women...should be a cake-walk for you.

How's your pitching?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 03:52 PM

Technically in my pitching career, I'm 2-0. But, the women kicked me off the mound. I guess laughing and trying to pitch don't work out too well.


Do you think they'll ever listen?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:00 PM

Probably not...unless you get "firm" with 'em.

Are you a "team player"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:07 PM

Of course. Especially when it comes to women.


How many beverages do you think I'm going to need to bring each week?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:12 PM

At least 46 (but that doesn't include your consumption).

What type of fluids are you providing for them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:16 PM

It's a split between Bud Light, Miller Light, etc.


Do women know white mesh shorts are basically see threw?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
It's a split between Bud Light, Miller Light, etc.


Do women know white mesh shorts are basically see threw?



Yes and White pants/shorts too



Are tattoos on a woman trashy? even if they're small and hidden
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:26 PM

absolute not.



Why does Excess have excess ladies on his softball team?

How does one get those musical notes that some are doing in their comments?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:34 PM

It's a bank team, so it was open to all the women. Plus, I am too good at marketing or those on the team last year had too much fun.

I have no idea on the other.



Do you think I've already lost control?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:37 PM

naw, send us pics of you in action , coach. Just to be sure!




Are we ready for the weekend?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:47 PM

Heck ya, I've got Friday off.



Are you feeling lucky today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 04:55 PM

yes, I have Friday off too, and I put a small amount on the mega millions. So yeah I feel lucky...........





or do I feel stupid? HA!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
How does one get those musical notes that some are doing in their comments?


Alt + 13 (on the keypad)

Why would anyone think to disrupt a memorial thread to Don Narup by making rude comments about the cooler?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:12 PM

Inability to keep one's mouth shut? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:25 PM

Thank you Becky!




♪♪♪
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Inability to keep one's mouth shut? (Q&A)


Could be. (Or maybe he's just "more concerned over...insulting other posters...then[sic] honoring a great person." )

How cool is THIS! ?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Inability to keep one's mouth shut? (Q&A)


Could be. (Or maybe he's just "more concerned over...insulting other posters...then[sic] honoring a great person." )

How cool is THIS! ?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 05:56 PM

Way cool!!!

How did you find this site?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 06:25 PM

There was an article about Wil in one of the local papers.

Am I going to have cake, today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 06:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
Originally Posted By: Ops
Inability to keep one's mouth shut? (Q&A)


Could be. (Or maybe he's just "more concerned over...insulting other posters...then[sic] honoring a great person." )

How cool is THIS! ?


Becka, thanks so much for this post.

Are you going to the exhibit?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 08:07 PM

Yes, I would like to see the exhibit. Harborview is only about a mile from my office, so it will be easy to walk there after work sometime soon.

What should I ask for my birthday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 08:11 PM

World peace.


Does that sound campy?
Posted By: Little Miss BSA

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 08:12 PM

No it sounds un-realistic

How do you take pork to the next level?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 08:56 PM

Put a pig in the elevator. Problem solved.


I’ve been blaming my headache all week on the external auditors. They’re not here today and I still have a headache. Do you think I have an auditor hangover or something?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 09:11 PM

Deep fry it and put nacho cheese on top.

Do you think my heart would forgive me if I ate 20 or so pounds of deep fried pork in nacho cheese?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 09:15 PM

Of course. It'll just grease the arteries.



How long do you think you can eat nachos before you get tired of them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 09:23 PM

more than the average lifetime of an American male

have the east coast posters left us now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 09:25 PM

Probably...they always leave the party early.

Can I leave now too?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 10:26 PM

Please do.....

Are you educated in the way of the ninja?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 11:38 PM

No, but I am educated in the way of the swine. So, I trump the ninja every time.

You do know that I represent one of the animal years, right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/08 11:49 PM

No, but I don't know much (but I know I love you)......


Don't you hate when that happens?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 12:52 AM

Yes, I do!



why does the chief have a problem with east coasters?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 12:54 AM

He is just an angry ole man....

What are you up to?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 12:58 AM

taking a break from Nancy Grace and all the perverts in the world.



how bout you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:00 AM

watching the cavs lose

why aren't you watching?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:02 AM

I'm too scared to watch the cavs.
I keep turning it back and forth- I'm a sissy cuz I can't take them losing wiseguy!



Don't ya wish you could just take off and only come back when you're ready?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:04 AM

sorry Patrice, it is nerve wracking!!!

these two teams are very evenly matched

anybody going to watch lost?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:11 AM

Sure did - and it just sucks you in more and more and more and.................


Who won?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:15 AM

I joined pjs and turned away when Boston got too far up so I don't think its good news for the fine folks of Ohio

Go Spurs!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 04:17 AM

I'm watching House of Flying Daggers and sharing my love for Ohioans.

Why does my Pa so often forget to ask a question??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:24 PM



memory and knowing which thread you are in are the first to go!!!


why is it so hard to remember to take my aricept?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:32 PM

Maybe you can get a patch...

Why is PR getting senile so young?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:43 PM

you would be over the edge if you had to deal with some of these coolies up close and personal!

oops, I just noticed who you are girl friend, why have you chosen to confuse me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:44 PM

Just a reality check.

Has anyone seen the Real Audit Guy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:45 PM

i have.

did you mean in person?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:46 PM

I think he packed up and moved to Fiji.

Wanna head off to a tropical island with me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:46 PM

No.

Boy, kitten really grew up this birthday, huh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:48 PM

all thanks to BF.


do i have to pay bills today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:50 PM

She's a cougar now!!

Didn't you see her rip that guy to shreds?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:54 PM

Cougars don't scare me!!!!

course I don't think there are any real cougars compared to me and my advanced years

So who is having the most fun this weekend?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 01:55 PM

oh yeah, I saw that on x tube.

has anyone seen pjs?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 02:18 PM

Haven't see her this morning.

Do you owe her money?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 02:24 PM

no, but you all owe me bigtime, so pay up!


how much can you put down on your debt today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 02:49 PM

Just my word.


All these new identities makes me think this must be Friday. Am I right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 02:57 PM

I checked my calendar and you are correct!

Doing anything fun this weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 02:59 PM

not me, but I hear someone is doing some volunteer ball washing in a golf turney

what you up to?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:08 PM

You already know!

Do I HAVE to wear sunscreen???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:11 PM

yes, and lots more of it, applied much more often!!!!!!

any chance of rain where you are?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:13 PM

Minimal rain forecasted for the weekend, but HOT!!!




What is your favorite material object?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:22 PM

My video iPod.


There’s a big box in the hall that the new conference table was delivered in. Should I turn it upside down over me and hide from the external auditors?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:29 PM

Yes.

You're externals are there now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:39 PM

I thought they left already and you were having an auditor hangover?!?!

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 03:55 PM

I think 'Lil Freak and the external auditors have somethin' "goin' on"! ::nudge...nudge...wink...wink::

Sounds suspicious...doesn't it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 04:02 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I thought they left already and you were having an auditor hangover?!?!



They took yesterday off for meetings. They're back now for their final day. And there's no hanky-panky going on.

Will I be their whipping boy again today?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 04:08 PM

Yikes, look at the page---------------------------------------!
V
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 06:42 PM

You're EVERYONE'S whipping boy. And for good reason.



Weekend plans?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 09:00 PM

Nope.....


you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 10:08 PM

soory, I am implementing my weekend plans and cannot respond!

when is the last time you say a siren?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 10:09 PM

Hmmm...never. I cannot recall saying siren.



Does PR know we pick on him because we love him?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 11:16 PM

I doubt it...

Is that so bad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 11:29 PM

no, its not bad if I have a genuine affection for you,

but don't pick on me if you are not a favorite, just a friendly warning!!!!

I am bad to the bone, any black belt would know that!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/09/08 11:56 PM

:sigh: Pa, is there something you want to add to that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 12:19 AM

I would HOPE so...

Does it suprise you that he can't seem to follow the fipping rules????
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 12:36 AM

Originally Posted By: jps
oh yeah, I saw that on x tube.

has anyone seen pjs?


ok boob head----whatcha want?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 01:53 AM

You beautiful... Only you.....

Seriously, you can say boob on here?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 01:53 AM

i hope so...


why couldnt you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 02:00 AM

Cause people here :cough: (mods) :cough: can be prudes.

Can you say [censored]?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 03:07 AM

did you get an answer little one? Q&A

how did I do that time son?

(two responses and both were questions!!!!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Ninja_gal
Cause people here :cough: (mods) :cough: can be prudes.

Can you say [censored]?


Eh-hem... I am NOT a prude.

Am I a prude?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/10/08 10:00 PM

No my queen, I was speaking of the ole man....

Do you think she believes me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/11/08 02:39 AM

ha, no way!!

she didn't just fall off a turnip truck, did she?
Posted By: Dollye7

Re: A Question.... - 05/11/08 03:28 AM




No - I think it was a Walmart truck.
_________________________________________

What was the last really good movie that you saw?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/11/08 03:38 PM

RENT....


It didn't have to be a new movie did it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/11/08 09:05 PM

Not at all.

Is anyone else just so that my Pa remembered his question?? I'm so proud of you, PR; my cup runneth over.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:15 AM

What does your cup runneth over with, bb??? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 12:19 PM

please don't be specific.


are we all ready for another fun filled week?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 12:32 PM

have my track shoes on and am flexing the muscles as we type ---

why would kitten be looking for me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 12:33 PM

c'mon, you know. don't play shy.


can anyone become a runner?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 01:42 PM

No...not just "anyone".

Are you the "athletic type"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 01:45 PM

i am when i am thin.


do you like tea?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 01:50 PM

Love it...drink ice-cold unsweetened tea just about every day!

If you were to drink a soda, what would be your choice?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 01:57 PM

If I was 'forced' to drink a soda it would be Pepsi (but I am also an ice tea drinker)

What is your favorite lunch choice?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 01:59 PM

A Philly cheesesteak sandwich, with mushrooms onions and peppers.

Yours?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 02:40 PM

Salad, a big salad full of vegies and maybe some chicken


How was your Mother's Day??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 03:05 PM

Very nice.

And yours???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 03:24 PM

Brady did give me lots of hugs and kisses, and that's the best thing our puppy could give me. I found a set of teacups and plates for my MIL and she loved them (she's going to use them when she starts having Bible study at her house).


Don't you hate having to change your password every 90 days?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 03:25 PM

Yes, I never remember it afterwards.


Did anyone else get a notice regarding you stimulus check and amount was received prior to the date listed as being sent?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 03:27 PM

No...still waiting...patiently.


How long does it take????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 03:51 PM

Not sure, but my SO received the notice and the deposit already.


Doesn't this phrase sound funny? "It's already ready already."
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 04:01 PM

Alright already!!

Funny "ha ha" or funny "strange"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 05:28 PM

Funny "ha ha"


Do you think it's wrong to poke people just to get a reaction?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 05:30 PM

depends on your definition of "wrong" and how sharp the stick is.



do you like smarties? (the candy)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 05:36 PM

Not too much.


Don't you think Sweet Tarts are better?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 05:38 PM

i do, but the non-chewy ones are getting harder to find.

how do you feel about spree?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 05:58 PM

I like those, too (and can still remember the old packages that had couples sailing or standing next to their sports cars)


Do you ever pop a couple different flavors in your mouth at the same time to create a new flavor sensation?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 06:26 PM

I'm all about a "new flavor sensation".


Was not getting to sleep until 6:30 am Sunday morning a bad idea?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 06:57 PM

I think so...

Do you feel like carp today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:09 PM

I do...very tired.


What should I do to "perk up"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:10 PM

Not really.


If you don't remember it, it didn't happen, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:15 PM

that has never worked for me, my libido demands total recall

I can't think of a thing that would perk anyone up, can you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:28 PM

I can think of several things.

Where did I put that map?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:33 PM

You left it at home.


Can you really read a map or do you get mapquest directions?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:33 PM

Just head southeast till ya hit the bayou.... I'll find you from there



How long can you stay?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 07:36 PM

don't wait up for me bro!!! I ain't gonna show!


anybody have a Tom Tom?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 08:00 PM

no, but I have a Tam Tam,


does that work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 08:04 PM

Sort of.

Does anyone else get GPS on their cell phone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 08:14 PM

no, but I get drunken texts on Saturday night from quite a few BOLers

wanna leave you number if you get wild on Saturday nights?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 08:59 PM

I never get wild.

I have GPS on my cell phone and I love it.

What else do you want to know?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 09:14 PM

Measurements, likes, dislikes, etc.


What did you think we wanted to know?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 09:20 PM

do you use GPS to find clubs?

did anyone think that Ms. B ever gets wild?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 09:53 PM

The more appropriate question should be, "Is Ms. B ever not wild?"
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:11 PM

touche son

Is there a time when the baconnator is not wild and crazy?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:16 PM

Yes Tuesdays at 2:30 p.m.


Are you gonna catch him at that time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:16 PM

I'm learning to take things slower these days. You can only sizzle so long in the Phx Scene before you get burned.


Don't you love living so close to Downtown? Or, if you're not, wouldn't you rather be in the Central Corridor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:19 PM

no, I am fine where I am in Central Texas!

Now did you mean shizzle rather than sizzle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:34 PM

I'm pretty sure he meant "sizzle" (because bacon sizzles!).


Are we getting close?

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:38 PM

100 miles from home

is that close enough?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:40 PM

Hardly!

Are you still at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:42 PM

aren't we all?

wouldn't you rather be sitting at home, in your robe - chillin'?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:46 PM

Hails yeah!

WHy did bb disregard my awesome post?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:47 PM

Well I'd rather be sittin' at home...but not sure about the robe part.


Do you hear those voices?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:56 PM

OH COME ON!!!!

Are you kidding me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 10:59 PM

I would never kid about that.


Did you fall for it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 11:06 PM

I guess so...

Is there any point?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 11:12 PM

There is no "point" to any of this.

Should there be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/12/08 11:18 PM

its pointless young one to discourse

but then how else could we interact?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 12:30 AM

by slapping ourselves silly.




isn't it a bit late to be smoking that crud?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:10 AM

yes, but....................


how bout them Cavs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 11:28 AM

what's a cav?
(Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 12:12 PM

THOSE WONDERFUL SUPER DELICIOUS CLEVELAND CAVS!!!!




Isn't grand to watch sports at night instead of the reality trash?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 12:32 PM

No, I would rather read.

Do you like history?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 12:59 PM

no, I like making history!!!!

care to join me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 01:06 PM

Pops, are you frisky today??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 01:25 PM

It appears that he is.

How many of those pills did you take!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 01:30 PM



I am not a freak of science!!!!

It is a rare mood I am in, what a day this has been, why its almost like being in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:03 PM

Really...

What does MIL mean?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:14 PM

Management Is Lame

Are we having fun yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:18 PM

oh yes, but really kids!!

I do know who Shannon Elizabeth is!!!!

Shouldn't we ban in Boston "American Pie"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:19 PM

No.

You got something against pie?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:24 PM

.


?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:37 PM

Max has lost his mind.

Isn't Buster the cutest thing though?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:42 PM

Sure yes!


Does Ninja_gal think we're ignoring her when we're really just victims of the BOL server issue (BSI)?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:45 PM

She knows at least *I* won't ignore her!

If clothes were optional, would you be a nudist?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 02:49 PM

Yes!


What does the BOL server do to Ninja Gal?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:30 PM

IDK, but I hope she doesn't shank me when I go back to Ohio for not responding to her posts. I mean, NWOhio is rough enough without having the wrath of an angry Ninja_gal going against you.

Speaking of which, where can I get a real Mexican breakfast in Fulton County? There was a place years ago, but something tells me it's gone the way of Doc Holliday's.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:41 PM

you will be doing good to have a Sonic there BB! But if you drive up to Dearborn you could get an Iranian breakfast.

Is the Rust Belt in full rust mode?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:45 PM

idk- I'm still trying to figure out the whole MIL thingy.




Can you unscrabble these words: SACV???????????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:47 PM

oh bother!!!! Drat those CAVS!!! and I do not want to see any more today about desirable mothers, do i make myself plain!!!!!!?

but how bout them Red Wings and Pistons!!!!??????
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 04:57 PM

great if you say so- I can love all teams.




Does Chief still like me a little?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 05:01 PM

MIL = Mother in Law.


Pa, there's no Sonic in Fulton County that I know of. Dearborn's quite a drive, although good food is usually worth it. I'm afraid I'll be craving Indian Fry Bread House the entire time I'm there.

Why am I so obsessed with food, yet don't have the body to show it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 05:32 PM

IDK, but get down on your knees and thank somebody for it!

do you know what the ladies here would do for your body and ability to eat without gaining weight?

and btw Patrice - you better know I love you!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 07:20 PM

::ahem::

I know you're easily distracted...but...what's your question???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 07:24 PM

PR, while some may want such a thing, it grows very old to not have changed much in the past whatever years.


Don't you think change is good?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 07:33 PM

Change can be a very good thing.

This show is boring...will you change the channel?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 07:37 PM

Depends upon what the change is.

Do I have to like change???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:14 PM

No...you don't have to like it...but you might as well just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Does it seem a little tense around here...or is it just me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:16 PM

bimmy!!!! ms. b is tense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



has anyone seen bimmer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:30 PM

Last I saw, you were trying to make up for something you did to him.

Did you scare him away?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:34 PM

i have no idea what you are referring to....


maybe sox can help you with your tension. have you seen him?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:37 PM

He seems to be MIA as well.

Do you think they are avoiding us?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:38 PM

prolly. pansies.


where have all the good men gone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 08:48 PM

Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 09:28 PM

I'm back.


Where'd you think I went?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 09:46 PM

to he11 in a hand basket



If a girl releases farticles in your personal space is it ok??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 10:05 PM

No. Any release of such matter is not permitted.


Does that make me a prude?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 10:11 PM

Nah...it just means you're not a big fan of farticles.


Am I coming through loud and clear?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 10:59 PM

Very....

Do you it no?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 11:06 PM



What did you just say??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/13/08 11:27 PM

Not sure...

Why answer you if unterstand not?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 12:48 AM

That's just the type of person I am.

Has Ninja_gal been hitting the sake before posting to BOL?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 12:50 AM

Mmmaaayyybbeeee...

Is that okay boss?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 10:27 AM

Nope, get to work!

Anyone else wish it was Friday?

(or in Ninja-gal-speak: d;sodfny ag lyvat;npey[qg'q???)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 11:56 AM

i do! i do!!!


would it be wrong to go home now, crawl back into bed, and then leave a message on my boss's voicemail that i can't make it in?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 12:33 PM

No, quick, go!

Does anyone else have horrible allergies, I am dying this spring!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 01:00 PM

My allergies are killin' me today.

Do I need a shot?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 01:45 PM

ya, but you think you need Tequila!!

now that isn't the right kind of shot is it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 01:57 PM

Not for my allergies...but it would probably do the trick anyway!

Is it raining in your neck of the woods?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:00 PM

periods of heavy rain, its depressing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but you know what those May showers bring, right?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:01 PM

big giant bugs. ick.


how do i make this itch stop????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:15 PM

what do you want the itch to stop doing?

is it bugging you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:19 PM

yes.


do you have cows?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:21 PM

on a thousand hills

do you know how many ways there are for cattle to get sick?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:24 PM

thank cod no.


do you mark them so you know they are yours?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:28 PM

yep, like my women - they ride the brand!

do you have a distinguishing brand?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:29 PM

duh, it's a kitten.

doesn't everyone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:43 PM

you have a kitten tatt?

well, lets see it, eh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:45 PM


maybe.


what if i don't have access to photobucket?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 02:59 PM

oh silly, put it on myspace

do you do myspace and facebook?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 03:03 PM

myspace. sometimes.

what if i screw it up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 03:17 PM

myspace friends are understanding and supportive

or are they not?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 05:41 PM

They seem to be...but I'm still new at it and would like to hold off on my opinion until further study.

Is that feasible?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 05:59 PM

Yes, but you never learn to swim if you won't get in the pool.



Isn't the "Date Game" of using the present date to equal the year loads of fun!?!?!?! Or, am I just a geek?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:03 PM

no fair! that's two questions!!!!!


have you started working on tomorrow's date yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:07 PM

Geek...total geek. (and I'm sure he's started on tomorrow's date)

Where is everybody?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:10 PM

I am being inundated with pissy examiners who won't reply to my emails.

Where are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:14 PM

i said i'd get back to you IN A MINUTE!!! keep your hair on!!!!



why are queen's so impatient?????????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:20 PM

Because, we must be obeyed...

Why are kittens so fresh?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:25 PM

Summer's Eve




Didnt you know that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:25 PM

(doobs... )

No, I didn't.

Why can't some peeps behave?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:35 PM

It's impossible for some (that pesky mutated gene).

Isn't it more fun to misbehave anyway?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:38 PM

idk, i ALWAYS behave.


are your eyes supposed to be that bloodshot?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:44 PM

Whaddya mean? I used Visine this morning...

Why are YOUR eyes so red?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:52 PM



what was your question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:55 PM

You KNOW the question...you're AVOIDING the question...just ANSWER the question!

Should I say "please"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:55 PM

there's a first time for everything..........


what question do you allege i am ignoring?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:57 PM

Why YOUR eyes are so red?

(Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:58 PM

i answered that already....




can we move on now? jeez.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 06:59 PM

smarty-cat

Why does kitten's cat look scared?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:01 PM

she's not scared. she's roaring at you. and you're scared.


heavy-d is the man, isn't he?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:02 PM

Who's heavy D? (Q&A)

(I am NOT scared of that little runt either!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:04 PM

you ARE scared, and you know it!!!!!

heavy-d... you know, ♪now that we've found love, what are we gonna do with it.♪ (big fat rapper)


how about neil diamond. is he the man?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:15 PM

no, Neil Diamond is older than dirt, I should know!!!


Jason Castro is, or was the man until last week, wasn't he?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:16 PM

who? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:21 PM

you know... Tiny Tim look-a-like
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:27 PM

grrrrr .......

hasn't pj gone just about too far now in irritating me?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:27 PM

Yes. She does that to lots of posters.

Why don't you ban her?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:31 PM

now that's a ha ha if I ever heard a ha ha.



Causing trouble again boob head?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:32 PM

Nope.... not yet :whistling dixie avatar:





How come Patrice can say boob?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:34 PM

was he your imposter last week honey?

that jps fella?

thats two strikes on him, if that be the case

one more, and POW --- to the moon --- just sayin'
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:34 PM

cuz that's my sweet nickname for AG- the boob head




Does he look like one?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:35 PM

yeah he was
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:42 PM

No, he looks like a JIT.



Pa, you're not really gonna do anything bad to AG are you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:47 PM

a Just in Time inventory method?

What's a JIT?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:48 PM

i thought you were a JIT.

weren't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 07:49 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
No, he looks like a JIT.



Pa, you're not really gonna do anything bad to AG are you?



shoot, y'all know I am nothing but a bag of hot air
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 08:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
No, he looks like a JIT.



Pa, you're not really gonna do anything bad to AG are you?



shoot, y'all know I am nothing but a bag of hot air


aha, just like your tiny tim friend
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 08:32 PM



a dagger to the heart Patty

a dagger to the heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 10:26 PM

Ah hem. Ah hem.

Pa, what did you forget?!?!

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 10:54 PM

What he ALWAYS forgets...the QUESTION!!!!!!!

Should we continue to let him play?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 11:29 PM

I'm begining to think he should be banned....,..


Can DQ take care of that 4 us?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 11:33 PM

She can...she's the "all-powerful" DQ!

Should we warn him...or just let it be a surprise?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/14/08 11:37 PM

No, let's give him more chances. Pa is my friend, even when he does forget to play by the rules of the "A Question..." thread.


Does that make me a softy?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 12:10 AM

No, it makes u hot..


Uh oh did you hear that ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 12:18 AM

I heard bacon sizzling...I think you made him hot.

How did you do that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 12:35 AM

Very carefuly

Do you like my new hair?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 12:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider


a dagger to the heart Patty

a dagger to the heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


don't call me Patty, Chief
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 02:09 AM

ok Patricio honey

hey, everybody look! I didn't forget the question!

are you sad that Syesha is gone?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 10:28 AM

PR, if you don't start playing by the rules, I will have to use my invisible pitchfork!

Anyone else think I shoud prod him a little?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:32 AM

ABSOLUTELY!

Does DQ try to be the first poster every morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:52 AM

Nah, I just get in early...

How late do you work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 01:26 PM

24/7

Do you have memorial day off?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 03:33 PM

I do...and I'll be in Sin City!!!!!

Are you behaving today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 03:38 PM

I was until you showed up

Weren't you just there a few months ago? And isnt' that whereever you are anyway?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 03:49 PM

It's been at least 6 months or more!

What are you insinuating?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 03:54 PM

only that whereever you are that is where it is happening!

are you taking applications again for the seat in the suitcase?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 03:57 PM

Your spot is reserved.

Did you know we had a tornado last night???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 04:00 PM

no way!!!

those are not allowed! I heard Salado, but not Music City!

Was it fun?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 04:15 PM

I was skeered!

Did y'all have any bad weather?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 04:17 PM

lightning, thunder, wind and rain started at about 11 p.m.; was still going strong when I finally fell asleep in the closet at 2

do you have a safe room?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 09:16 PM

I have a "room"...but it's not safe for those who enter.


Will this day EVER end????


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 09:25 PM

15 minutes or so, hang on!!!!!

what kind of room is that? a safe room that is not safe - nevermind - I don't want to know!!!!!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 09:31 PM

How can I answer if you do it yourself (A&Q)???? GRRRRRRRRR
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 09:32 PM

thats why I am the MOD sweety!!!

now do you still want to join the BOLy whatever?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:01 PM

Heck yeah, then I can convince them to kick you out and my evil plan will be complete!!! MMMWWWAAAHHHHAAAA

My bad, was that out loud?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:04 PM

not only out loud for all to see, but in writing and once that has written and moved on, there ain't no reversal

so there are imposters in the cooler, are there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:09 PM

Imposters? In the Cooler? Nooooooooooooooooo! ::eyes rolling::

Why would someone want to remain anon in here?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:14 PM

So you don't know who I am...

Wasn't that a silly question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:16 PM

Not at all...and I do!

Where have you been? (we've been waiting on you)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:19 PM

I was right here all along my sweet!

Did you not see me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:26 PM

I saw you...but you were in your "other clothes".


Are we the only ones here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:27 PM

Nope, I'm here too. But I'm kind of a geek, so does that count?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:31 PM

Like totally for sure!

Am I tired?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:35 PM

Yes, and you need a nap. But first, you need to go to Chief's Friendly Supermarket and buy some eggs.


Don't you love that movie?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/15/08 11:55 PM

I really do...

And what sir do you propose I do with said eggs from this friendly place u speak of?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:54 AM

Boil them, fry them, scramble them. Whatever.


How do you like your eggs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 11:58 AM

scrambled...

Why do people order eggs sunnyside up, don't they look like eyeballs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:03 PM

A - 1) Don't know; 2) Yes - and they're icky!

Toast with just butter or butter and jelly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:14 PM

Butter only.

Do I get a bonus for a double question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:44 PM

not hardly, how about a swift boot in the rear?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:52 PM

Yes Please! Thank You - I needed that!!

Why can't I wake up this morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 12:57 PM

you haven't had a swift boot yet, but that can be arranged!

How does the coffee at your place taste?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:03 PM

Don't drink it...wouldn't know.

Besides...have you SEEN the people around here that make the coffee!!!?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:09 PM

I make the coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you seen me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:19 PM

We are actually very happy that we haven't - and even happier that we have not seen LF.


Can we go home yet?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:49 PM

very well, Go!!! but you are never going to see my face around here again!!


It's close enough to Memorial Day isn't it to close early?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:56 PM

Yes...let's close early...like NOW!

Will you be having as much fun tonight as I will?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 01:59 PM

there isn't a snowball's chance where the DQ's resides for me


details, please? if there are appropriate for public consumption.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 02:48 PM

Top secret...I'd have to kill ya' if I told ya'.


Are you thirsty?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 02:54 PM

Not really, but I'm really enjoying this strawberry rhubarb crisp I bought at the Silve Spoon.


What should I have added to my salsa for that extra kick?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 02:56 PM

Jalapenos...of course! (but you probably already have those in there)

I love it spicy...do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:16 PM

Everything spicy!

Do you like chicken soup?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:23 PM

Chicken soup is yummy...if it's homemade.

Do you eat out a lot?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:25 PM

Yes, too much.

Do you flirt with the waitstaff to get good deals?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:28 PM

always

Do you tip in excess of 25%?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:30 PM

Not usually.

Do you like salt with your margarita?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:30 PM

Not usually...unless I get something "special" out of the dining experience.

Inside or out on the patio for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:31 PM

patio when it is not raining

What floor is your office on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 03:42 PM

112th

should I be worried?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 04:11 PM

Only if your building has 3 floors...

Why am I so freakin' cranky today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 04:37 PM

Because you didn't drink your Ovaltine.



Where's the best sushi in your city?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 04:53 PM

Haiku's

how bout yours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 04:53 PM

Ginza

What is your favorite ethnic food?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 05:04 PM

Greek Chili (the kind that makes you sweat in the middle of winter)

Can you have a favorite fast food?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 05:12 PM

Yes, it's Jack in the Box. Yummers!!


What's your least favorite fast food joint?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 05:17 PM

the same, only here we call it Roach in the Box!!!

why is lunch so late today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 05:32 PM

IDK, I haven't gotten mine. I'll be eating at 1:30 p.m. local time.


Does anyone else read blogs and roll their eyes, thinking "Why can we just respect others, even if we don't agree"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 05:34 PM

yes, I do too!

Is the cooler a microcosm of the world and why we can't get along?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:06 PM

If it is...then we're in trouble!

You're always lookin' for trouble...aren't ya'?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:17 PM

Huh? Me, no. I've changed my corrupt ways. Now I'm just looking to get the biggest bang for my buck. You know, this economy!



As much as I like this song now, it's only a matter of time before that shifts to grey. How many times do you have to hear the same song in a day before you at every time it comes on?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:21 PM

I believe that would be 969 times...give or take a few.

You? Changing your corrupt ways!?!?!?








::trying not to laugh avatar emoticon::
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:28 PM

I hope so.......... but yet I don't know who you are talking
about.........



you ever have a rage so deep inside you that you don't know what it will lead to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:28 PM

I know, I know. I'm turning a new leaf. Like, an Eden kind of thing.


Aren't Fridays the most?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 06:33 PM

Yes...pjs...I do. I'm trying to learn how to control the beast!

BB...Friday's make my week!


I get to leave in an hour...do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 07:06 PM

I have already left and am home

did I miss something, why the anger?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 07:32 PM

PR, despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.


Any big plans for this Friday evening?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 09:15 PM

I had the most attractive offer.

Do you ever say no to temptation?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 09:51 PM

No, I love their music!


Good grief. Do I have to help this guy?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 09:54 PM

yes, you are programmed for such action

can't we start the weekend?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 09:59 PM

In 2 mintues I will start the weekend!!!


Do we have to come back on Monday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/16/08 10:35 PM

Yes, CG. Because you were able to leave before the rest of us, you have to be here Monday bright and early, while the West Coast Coolies are sleeping in.

You don't think corkygirl thought that was too harsh, do you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/17/08 02:17 AM

Not at all. I'm sure she gets it (Corky is cool).

Why did my dog have to be euthenized Monday? She was so sweet and we only had her for a year. Life sometimes really sucks....
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/17/08 03:48 AM

WOW I am so sorry, and I don't know the why?

Is anyone else very sad all of a sudden?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:48 AM

I am sad because it is Monday.

Do you feel bad for Freak? (I do.. sorry, dude)
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:57 AM

I sure do. Sorry Freak, that's a hard thing to do.


(Note, it's Monday and I'm here bright and early )


What does your week look like, work wise anyway?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:59 AM

examiners and examiners...

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 12:51 PM

no examiners and none

Are you on the road this week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 01:19 PM

What did I just tell you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 01:35 PM



ooh, you are a pistol today!

Why do examiners mean work?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 01:42 PM

Because they never ask for everything the want to see all at once.


How lucky am I that 'they' won't be in till 2009??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 02:20 PM

Super lucky!!!

How lucky are you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 03:22 PM

Very lucky. (and I hope it continues...Sin City...here I come!!!)

Should I pace myself when I get there or blow it all at once?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 03:54 PM

Blow it all at once. They've got loan sharks there that will help you out.


Did you get a room or are you just spending the night on the town?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 04:28 PM

Have a room...but very little time will be spent there.

Unless...are you going to Vegas too?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 04:31 PM

No, and if gas wasn't so expensive I'd drive up for the weekend.

Wouldn't that be loads of fun, and can you imagine how much trouble we'd get in if we let loose in Vegas?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 04:40 PM

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


I wonder if that slogan is true, doesn't Vegas have the most security cameras? Therefore, isn't everything taped?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 04:47 PM

oh yeah, I have seen both these bodacious souls in action, and Vegas would never be the same!!!!


Don't you think we should avoid Arizona and Nevada the next week or so?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:27 PM

I'll put up bond for both.

Did you eat lunch yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:43 PM

yea, but it was more like brunch since it was prior to 11 a.m. and I was running errands

Is it time for our 15 minute afternoon break?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:44 PM

Not yet, and I'm hungry!

Is there a cure for laryngitis?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:52 PM

Stop smacking face with random men, I suppose.

Don't you just love the dry heat?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:54 PM

I think I would be ok with dry heat, not so good with dry heaves though.




Is it wrong to want to supersize.......everything?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 05:55 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Stop smacking face with random men, I suppose.


...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 06:02 PM

Peepers, not at all. In fact, I think everything should come with the option to supersize it.

Becka, why did you forget to ask a question? Too busy necking??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 06:05 PM

I didn't ask a question because I wasn't answering a question :P

Will you forgive me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 07:10 PM

all is forgiven dear, you know that BB can't hold a grudge.

Now I need to remember to ask a question or I catch heck!

so, will the Pistons beat the Celts in 6 or 7?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 07:19 PM

I suppose.


What did you do wrong?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 07:26 PM

Nothing. I was just teasing Becka because it's in my nature. I don't hold grudges because my hands are full and I'm too old to bother.

What uncommon foreign language would you want to learn?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 07:28 PM

the one you used in the Random thread! that was some nasty tongue moving!

How many languages, dead or otherwise, can you speak?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 07:47 PM

Honestly, I struggle with enough with English. Don't forget I'm just a po'white trash trailer baby from Northwest Ohio.

You, too, want to learn to speak Tagalog???
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:23 PM

No thank you - - -I had enough trouble learning the French, German, Italian, Hebrew, Latin songs for the last two Sing to Live concerts

What language did you "learn" in high school?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:36 PM

I was in Michigan then, but I still chose Spanish, which comes in quite handy down along the Rio Grande nowadays
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:39 PM

Tisk, tisk, Pa. Again with no question?? What are we to do with you?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:44 PM

Lets Tar and Feather HIM!!!!!





Wouldnt that be fun!?!?!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:51 PM

NO!!!! Not my Pa!

Why would you want to do that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:56 PM

Cause he WON"T FOLLOW THE RULES????

What would you have us do?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 09:58 PM

well it involves a limo.... several quarts of canola oil... and a few pickles(dill not sweet)





you interested?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 10:18 PM

I'll pass. Limos use so much gas and who can afford it these days. However, I'll take the pickles.


Should I fear the Parking Meter Nazi Lady?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:06 PM

Heck yeah you should...

Have you watched "Parking Wars"
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:34 PM

No.

What am I missing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/19/08 11:53 PM

you, my dear, have missed very little in this life

but a 23 year old can miss so much, don't you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:06 AM

Yeah...but a 23 yr old has plenty of time to make-up for what they missed!

Why can't I get out of my "annoyed" mood?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:16 AM

my educated opinion is an acute lack of sleep due to San Antonio-itis

How come 23 - somethings know it all?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:43 AM

Because that's just how they are. Once they hit their 30s they'll wise up.


Should we humor the young?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:45 AM

Of course! Humor me.. dance piggy, dance!



Do you LOVE Joe Walsh as much as I do?!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:05 AM

I think you may be the Number One Fan!!


So, I really want the new Dyson Ball vac, even though I have the Dyson Animal vac and it works just fine, because I think it would make sense to have one upstairs and one downstairs and I really like my vacs. Is that so wrong?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:10 AM

no, not at all

we have two, one up and one down, but they are only Orecks, they have to be light to do the stairs

Are Dysons really that good?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:12 AM

So good, you'd sucker-punch your sister!


Don't you think Dyson should offer a try at home trial?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:13 AM

Yes cause they are expensive.

Are you a snob?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:17 AM

No, I watch my budget on most other things. I researched the Dyson, saved and found a smoking deal on eBay for my vac.

Do I come across as a snob?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:21 AM

very much so, like you don't want to associate with us uneducated types

Would you have a drink with BB if you didn't know him?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:27 AM

Yes I would, and I am VERY offended that you would say that about my friend BB. Say you are sorry!

Can you believe the nerve of some people?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:29 AM

Chris, my dear son, knows I am a bad joker

but can you believe the liquor that boy can consume?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:30 AM

IDK, since I stopped drinking that wouldn't be much fun.

What's for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:38 AM

polynesian salad, I gotta lose some weight the heart doc says

(little does he know I have had sausage 3 times this week already!)

so what you havin' ?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:39 AM

The Beef Stew on my Health Plan...down 20 lbs and finally seeing my abs for first time in years.

So what are you waiting for?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:39 AM

A written invitation.

If it's dipped in flour (wheat) and fried in vegetable oil, isn't that like getting my protein, grain and veggies in one setting?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 10:53 AM

No, probably a heart attack tho...

Do you eat weird things for breakfast?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:22 PM

i had cole slaw for breakfast a few weeks ago. i don't recommend it.


what's the weirdest thing you've had for breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:23 PM

Probably leftover Indian food.

Is cole slaw your weirdest?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:25 PM

it might be. i don't consider leftover thai or leftover quesadillas weird.

what are you having for breakfast this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 12:40 PM

I had 1/2 bagel.

You?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:02 PM

Nada. I rarely eat breakfast.

Is that bad?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:32 PM

Depends on which study you read.



Have you ever wanted to slide down the banister at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:37 PM

Had that urge many times!

Would it be safe?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 01:54 PM

Safer than duct tape on a door, apparently...

Why do some posters intentionally pi$$ me off?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:08 PM

For their amusement.


Did you think it was something else?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:10 PM

i think it's cuz she's a bully.


are you really as mean as you seem dq?






























Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:27 PM

Yep, a veritable Medusa.

Whaddya think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:32 PM

i think i'd better watch my tail.


can someone really laugh their butt off?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:39 PM

Not sure how you'd be able to.


Are you going to try?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:48 PM

i think i might. it would help the abs too, right?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 02:53 PM

I would certainly think so.


Do you think your going to market it was a workout video?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:19 PM

I think she should. It would sell.

My vacation starts tomorrow...can't I just leave now and get a head start?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:21 PM

only if you take me with you! mine doesn't start til friday!

why am i so hungry????????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:30 PM

I dunno, me too.

What gives you headaches?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:35 PM

Pesky posters.

You too?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:39 PM

Amen, sister!

Do you have siblings?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:54 PM

Yes, all sisters.


Is that why women tend to share their problems with me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 03:55 PM

Yes...2 younger BRATTY brothers. I ♥ them dearly though and tortured them when we were younger (as a big sister should).

How many siblings do you have?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 04:51 PM

One older brother and one younger sister.

Why do you want to know?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 04:59 PM

She wants to stalk you.


Would you let her?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 05:14 PM

I am sure he would.

Would you eat raw chicken if that was all there was?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:02 PM

Probably not. But then again if it were a survival situation...


Can you tell I've watched too many Survivorman and Man vs. Wild shows?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:07 PM

I love Survivor Man!!!

I have checked out mentally...do you think anybody will notice?









(is this a fastball down the middle or what!?!?)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:19 PM

Have you ever gotten so mad you cried?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:19 PM

Yes, they can see that Vegas sign in your eyes.


Do you think they will understand?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:21 PM

Yes...I have gotten so mad I cried (and then I proceeded to make the other person cry).

I hope they will understand. If they were in my shoes, they'd be the same way!

Are you having a bad day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:24 PM

Yes, I am really pissed at my boss right now and feel like going homem and staying out sick tomorrow, but I scheduled FACT training.

DId you ever stay home sick cause you were mad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:31 PM

Yes. And I believe "anger" counts as an "illness".

Why don't you cancel the training?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:33 PM

Because that wouldn't be fair to the 20 people who didn't [censored] me off...

would it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:35 PM

No...it wouldn't.

Why don't you go tell your boss to shove it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:37 PM

Probably not.


Do you have a physical way to relieve stress (i.e. desktop punching bag, stress balls, etc.)?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:47 PM

Yeah...she needs to "take it out" on PR!!!!

Is he hiding from us?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 06:56 PM

He knows your looking for him.


Why do women think they can get away with everything?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:18 PM

Because we can! (not all women think that)

Why do you men have to be so difficult?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:20 PM

It's part of nature. Stop questioning it.

What's your stage name?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:23 PM

Skylar.

And yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:27 PM

I just changed it to Thor.

Do you know why?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:41 PM

No.

Do tell!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:47 PM

'Cuz he's the God of thunder!

I'm packing for vacation next week and found two jock straps I bought in November when I was in Arizona. Should I pack both, or will one be enough for seven days?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:50 PM

Take both...ya' just never know!

What kind of vacation activities require a jock strap?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:53 PM

For the pool (gotta keep things in place under the suit)

Or should I scrap the strap and pack the Speedo?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:55 PM

I thought Speedos were illegal for men.


Did that change?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 08:58 PM

Yeah, I think the California Supreme Court changed that.

Is it ever going to stop raining?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 09:01 PM

Not until after July 4th.

Should I pack board shorts for the pool?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 09:24 PM

Yes.


Why are you packing soo early?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 09:41 PM

He's flying out this weekend, so best to be prepared.


Are you gonna make those elderly ladies weak in the knees again?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 09:52 PM

hey I can do that son!!!!


is it hot there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 10:01 PM

In Yuma, it's generally warmer than here. Here, it could be warmer.

Was there any doubt PR was the Casanova of Convalescent Homes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 10:14 PM

no way, I am a legend in my own mind!!! When I go to visit me ma in the home, the younger ladies just swoon, hehehehehe


So, is there a coaster trip planned for the future? Someone will be in Vegas very soon.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 10:36 PM

idk...but we need a Coaster trip soon!

Should I have a drink to relax?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 11:05 PM

I think so...

May I join you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 11:15 PM

I would join you but I think you two are under age

Is everyone here young enough to be my chillins?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 11:23 PM

Yup, but that's just because we came early into banking.


Can you ride a bike with no handlebars, no handlebars?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/20/08 11:28 PM

Yes.

Do you like that song?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:31 AM

Not really.

Do you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:37 AM

LUV it!

Doesn't it make you want to dance (in that funky auditor kinda way?)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:49 AM

Only cause I know you would watch me..

Oops was that out loud AGAIN?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:34 AM

Yes, Tricia. But we won't tell.

Isn't it funny what people remember when the police have you handcuffed to the a park bench and your neighbor is shaking a turkey leg at you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 10:26 AM

Why was the neighbor shaking a turkey leg at you? (Q & A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:09 PM

it's was written in the manual.


what does macerate mean?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:31 PM

It is similar to marinating, but usually with fruit.

Why did you want to know?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:34 PM

no reason...........


why is coffee yummy?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:40 PM

coffee isn't yummy, its' gaggy.






Are you ready for the long weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:41 PM

it's not gaggy!!!!!!!!!! :sticking tongue out smiley:


i am ready for the long weekend, cuz i'm on vacation next week!!!! WOO HOO!!!


do you have plans?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:46 PM

getting ready for a high school graduation party.
No rest for the wicked and insane....hehahahe



Where are you going on vacation, lucky kitty!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:47 PM

I'm sorry- I think coffee has to be an acquired taste.
It's nasty stuff. Drink tea for greatness....haha
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:48 PM

i've been voluntold to help my parents build a deck and put in a rock wall. good times.


can i come visit you instead?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:57 PM

sure, the welcome mat is always there for you!




Are you grilling this weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 12:59 PM

i don't have a grill. but i think my bro and SIL will be.


should i hope for steak or burgers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:09 PM

Steak, yum.

Did you wash your windows yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:11 PM

i have!

why can't i get to ebay at work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:18 PM

Because you should be working, not shopping...

What's for dinner tonight?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:22 PM

idk. i haven't thought about it.


what're you having?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:32 PM

Pasta and hot Italian sausage and salad...

Do you have any meetings today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 01:55 PM

too many to make the day fun.

would it be wrong to drink before them?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:01 PM

Only if your bank has a no alcohol clause.

Does your bank have one of those??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:17 PM

yes, dang them!!!!

what happened to your membership in the BOLLDSFKHEOHF (or whatever it is), DQ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:20 PM

I decided they were too uptight for me... besides, they don't like me and my liberal ways.

Do you want to join?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:21 PM

i do, but i am so not in with that in-crowd.
i'll take a minute and get over it.


it is too early for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:23 PM

Nope, my escarole and bean soup is heating as we type.

What are ya having?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:24 PM

quesadilla from WW.


do i look thinner to you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:29 PM

If you turned sideways, you'd disappear. Stop losing weight!

What's WW?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:31 PM

you're too kind bb.

WW= weight watchers. yup, i've finally drunk the cool-aid.


have you been working out?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 03:57 PM

everyday except Sunday.




Watch any good movies lately?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 04:12 PM

Yes - just saw Iron Man, and loved it!

Seen any bad movies lately?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 04:20 PM

None that I can think of. I worked with a guy who said every movie has something to offer its viewer, no matter how bad the movie itself is. I try to practice that philosophy so I don't feel as though I've wasted time on a movie.

Who wants to go with me to see The Strangers?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:16 PM

i'll go.

did you ever have a day when you felt that something was wrong, but you couldn't for the life of you figure out what it was, and you walked around in a funk because of it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:19 PM

Yes. Do yourself a favor and look in the trunk of your car. That's where I found what the funk was wrong.

Should we sneak some vodka into the movies when we go?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:41 PM

For sure!


I wonder if the ban for blood donors who lived overseas in the 80's will ever be lifted?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:44 PM

Perhaps, but don't count on it this month.


Are those my shoes?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:50 PM

No, got these at the gettin' place.


Have you ever played simon says?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 06:56 PM

Of course.

How about Twister?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 07:07 PM

When I was younger, thinner and more limber


When was the last time you played Hide and Seek?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 07:08 PM

I wasn't coordinated enough and people poked me in the stomach to make me fall.

But I'm not bitter. Can't you tell?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 07:41 PM

you seem like a bitter young man to me

maybe all you need is a dash of spice?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 08:56 PM

Yeah, and then he can change his screen name to Spice Boy!


Since baristas in this area started wearing bikinis they have seen their tips mroe than triple. Should I wear a bikini and audit for tips?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 09:57 PM

Absolutely but steer clear of floral print - sooo last season!

Does Wii Tennis count as "exercise"?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 10:00 PM

That counts as vigorous exercise. Chewing counts as exercise in my book.




Would a diet coke offset the affects of a half gallon of ice cream?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 10:13 PM

A diet Coke wouldn't contribute to any ill effects of an ice cream overindulgence like a Classic Coke would (and let's not even get started with New Coke).

A certain poster disclosed her cell phone number to me. How does she know I won’t make obscene phone calls in the middle of the night (given my reputation of being a freaky cyber stalker and all)?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 10:32 PM

She does now....

Who gave Freak her #?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 10:54 PM

IDK, but I think my spicy side will be coming out this Friday to play.

Should we get a group together?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/21/08 11:54 PM

I will be at 6 Flags, so grap the group and head on over!!!!


How come the coaster group never got back together, was it me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 12:21 AM

Actually they told me yes it was?

Wait what is this coaster group, and why am I not part of it? It's because I'm afraid of coasters isn't it... You coaster fearing people haters!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 12:29 AM

you were not available last septmeber or whenever it was

you should invite everyone up to Cedar Point!

you do know what that is, don't you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 12:34 AM

Yes I know ole man...

Is he seriously starting with me???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 01:13 AM

Sorry, Ninja_gal. You scare me and that's why I shunned Cedar Point. Psst, Pa, you're not the reason. We just haven't organized again for this year.

Don't you think September is the better month to have the BOLer Coaster Trip, Part 2?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 01:18 AM

yes, indeed! all the kids are in school then

who is starting with the Ninja gal? Is she picking a fight with me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 01:23 AM

Yes she is...

Am I aloud to speak of myself in the third person?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 01:43 AM

If you want people to think you have a split personality, yes. Go for it!

Are you out of time and only have 4 minutes?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 01:47 AM

Four minutes to save the world?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 02:16 AM

no, to put your personalities back together silly!

how many persons are you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 03:29 AM

It's 4 minutes (Madonna's new CD)

And I couldn't guess @ how many personalities I possess... Should I consult Sybil?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 12:24 PM

yes, and tell her I said hi.




Are you counting down the hours until the long weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 03:34 PM

No, but I am counting down the minutes until I'm on a plane to Arizona (approximately 2688).


Should I leave the door key under the mat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 04:20 PM

Yes, and Becka can come and water your houseplants.

Do you think she would enjoy that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 04:23 PM

As long as the plants don't come to life a la 'Little Shop of Horrors'

Have you ever spent the whole day thinking it was another day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 04:26 PM

No --but I woke up last Saturday and got ready for work...

Have you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 04:38 PM

yes, lately I have.





Can you tell me how to get rid of a killer headache please?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 04:39 PM

drugs. lots and lots of drugs.


why can't we all just get along?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:31 PM

Because we are all different!

Are your feet cold?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:31 PM

nope.

are yours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:37 PM

Yep.

Do you clean your own litterbox?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:42 PM

i do. at least once a day.

isn't it good that i am so self sufficient?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:46 PM

Amazing, can I adopt you?

Do you feed yourself, too?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:51 PM

Kind of. I still spill a lot of food down my front but that's okay.

Why won't is rain already?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:53 PM

It is raining here, silly...

Do you think Lois Griffin is a wretched harridan?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 05:59 PM

7


do you like stewie?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 06:24 PM

I loves him!

Why do a few people think there's something odd going on in my avatar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 06:26 PM

idk. i can't see your avatar.


IS there something odd going on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 06:36 PM

oh my, now that you bring it up, you may want to search for a new one - I am getting too many PMs, just sayin'............

Aren't you just jumping for joy because its time to take the bank to the bank and make a deposit?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 06:48 PM

:sigh:





Shouldn't it be Friday yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 06:52 PM

I wish it was Friday.

PR, are you seriously getting PMs? If so, share the names so I can have a word with this goofy people.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:03 PM

I don't know what to say. I've been studying your pic.



Why would anyone want to vandalize a cemetery?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:11 PM

cause the propensity to do evil is great within us all

Can I share PMs and they not be PMs any longer?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:12 PM

I didn't know you got PMS. Don't share it with me!!




Does anyone else feel sick today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:15 PM

pjs has PMS, pjs has PMS heheheheheheh - so there!!!!!

really, I don't feel sick, do you?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:15 PM

Better than I was but just can't shake the stupid cough!!


Don't you hate being sick in the spring and summer?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:16 PM

yes, I do. Very much so.




You my dear are the one that said you have PMs. Not me buddy.

Tell me something good to eat.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:20 PM

fruit salad; I like a mixture of pineapple, strawberries, melons, kiwi - and I prefer no dressing to keep it low cal

If a vegetarian eats veggies, what does an humanitarian eat?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:24 PM

OMG, Humans?!?!?!


Do they roast or bake them?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:24 PM

hummies.


why would you put dressing on fruit?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 08:26 PM

Eggs.


What am I to think when hearing about someone turning tricks to get meals at fancy restaurants in the East Valley?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 11:18 PM

That some people turn tricks to go to fancy relatives in the east Valley......???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/22/08 11:28 PM

Thank you, Ninja, for that illuminating observation.

Don't you think it's unsafe to have checks with photos of your children on them?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:24 AM

Yeah a little bit....


Was that a rude comment?
Posted By: CreepyOldGuy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 01:30 AM

Quite

Were you offended?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:29 AM

A little hurt...

Do you still like me though?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:31 AM

Luv ya


Is auditing all it's cracked up to be?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:33 AM

It is my passion, and I love it, however it is hurtfull and painfull at times... Still wouldn't do anything else.

Did you really want to know, or were u just being polite?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:35 AM

Been doing it for 9 years. I'm kinda getting bored.

But isn't compliance more interesting?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 10:28 AM

Absolutely.

Wanna learn something new every day???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 11:45 AM

i try to do that.

don't you think the name of this day of the week should be changed to "Finally Friday!!"?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 11:46 AM

That would be a great name for this day of the week.


Plans for the long weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 11:47 AM

i plan to start my vacation!


do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 11:53 AM

No.

Do you do the housework?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 11:55 AM

yep. i just can't seem to get the cats to help.

do you think it's because of the "no opposable thumbs" problem?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:02 PM

No because when my boys were younger I couldn't get them to help and they have the Opposable thumbs thing

Do you clean EVERY thing in the house EVERY week?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:05 PM

IDK, will have to ask the maids

what doesn't need cleanly?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:06 PM

idk what your question means.


can one need messily?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:15 PM

I dunno.

Is Pops getting senile? Again?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:18 PM

i think so.

have you seen his lap robe?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:29 PM

Tiny has it. hooah






Why is there so much crud in the world?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:36 PM

the street sweepers are on strike.


it's hard not to notice it though, huh?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:38 PM

yeah, too much sometimes





How tall are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:40 PM

5'6"


you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:42 PM

about the same here too.




how tall is chief?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:48 PM

6'2"

whats it to ya?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:51 PM

oh, relax.


you aren't cranky today, are you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:54 PM

no, but I am squeaking and creaking

How much does a sex change operation cost anyway?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 12:56 PM

Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 01:00 PM

Nothing...

What time are you leaving today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 01:08 PM

3

do you get to leave early too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 01:13 PM

yes, but with the weight of the BOL world on our shoulders, how can we really "leave"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 01:55 PM

Never! You signed up for a lifetime of fun and adventure with BOL.


Didn't the rain make it so very cold last night, that you thought you would freeze?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:13 PM

No.

Why are aardvarks so homely?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:13 PM

In Arizona, are you kiddin'?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
No.

Why are aardvarks so homely?


do you really think they are homely? (Q&A)

(if they look like the avi, they are cute.)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:42 PM

That's because DQ doesn't like me. She's said so to other people who have relayed that information back to me. But that's okay, because I have thick skin and I'm part of the animal kingdom. So, :P to you, DQ.

Isn't it loads of fun to make statements that make others think you're upset when really you're just sitting in your office chair laughing and thinking, "How did you become such a goober?"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:44 PM

i love doing that!

do you love that you are sitting in your office chair laughing and the people around you don't know why?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:45 PM

the DQ does that to me all the time!

do you keep an extra pair of pants at work for just this kind of occasion?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 02:51 PM

No, I have control over my bowels.

Random poll: Who wears protective undergarments?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:27 PM

what fool in their right mind is going to respond in the affirmative to this?

who think Bb is a trouble maker?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:37 PM

Everyone thinks BB is a trouble maker.


My wife started screaming “WHO ARE YOU” in her sleep last night (woke me up!) Was she:

Participating in a nocturnal, oral version of the “A Question….” thread,

or

Singing the CSI Las Vegas theme song?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:38 PM

:raises hand:

I'm just excited that today is payday and the beginning of a 3-day weekend. Sorry if I'm causing too much trouble.

Does anyone else want to play sick and go home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:48 PM

I would but it is not payday here

Last call for Six Flags, be there no later than 10 a.m. tomorrow, ok?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:50 PM

i haven't received my plane ticket yet though.

is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 03:56 PM

can you tell time? is it 3 on your timepiece?

what kind of question is that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 04:01 PM

um, pale, that's 3 questions. ratchet it back a little!


why is pale so fiesty today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 04:44 PM

That's my dad, and he's usually like that once the coffee kicks in.


One of our workers in Tucson told me she was going to go to lunch late today and not come back. Do you think all us BOLers should follow suit?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:00 PM

i think so!!! the waiting is killing me!!


whatcha doing tonight?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:11 PM

packing for the coaster trip with the 20-somethings

and watching San Antonio win one (I hope)

what do people back east do?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:29 PM

try and stay away from you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:31 PM

hee hee :high five for pjs:
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:51 PM

Note to kitten: Please refrain from extended exposure to PR as his influence has no doubt corrupted your ability to follow rules. You have forgotten to post a question in the "Question" thread. Repeated dismissal of responding with a question to the "Question" thread may result in your posting privileges being revoked. Please view the unwritten rules and regulations governing the Cooler for all future posting inquiries. Feel free to contact any member of our internal auditing team with specific questions regarding Posting Etiquette. If you feel you've received this notice in error, do not respond to the party posting this but rather notify one of our able moderators who will review your concerns and file it appropriately.

How do you roll?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 05:54 PM



will you forgive me, 'vark?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:04 PM

he may, but me - never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now give me a difficult question to answer, will ya?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:07 PM

if you say so.




what color are your longjohns?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:09 PM

what longjohns?


(that's my question and answer rolled into one)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:15 PM

that ques was for chief not you booboo
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:15 PM

The ones pulled up to your chest, RP.



Isn't humor the most?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:16 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
that ques was for chief not you booboo


We're one on the same!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:22 PM

rale didn't ask a question!!!!!!!


did you forget, rale?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:25 PM

Take it easy....Rale is old and forgetful.

Who wants to party????!!!!!
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:25 PM

Yes, I forgot due to my age.


Do you think I resemble my avatar smiley?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:26 PM

i hope so. those eyebrows are kinda hot...


how you doin'?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Rale Pider
Yes, I forgot due to my age.


Do you think I resemble my avatar smiley?


if you do, I'd be worried if I was you.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:43 PM

does anyone resemble their avatar, other than maybe big John or big Andy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:44 PM

Note to Rale Pider, pjs and others incapable of comprehending this thread: Please refrain from extended exposure to PR as his influence has no doubt corrupted your ability to follow rules. You have forgotten to post a question in the "Question" thread. Repeated dismissal of responding with a question to the "Question" thread may result in your posting privileges being revoked. Please view the unwritten rules and regulations governing the Cooler for all future posting inquiries. Feel free to contact any member of our internal auditing team with specific questions regarding Posting Etiquette. If you feel you've received this notice in error, do not respond to the party posting this but rather notify one of our able moderators who will review your concerns and file it appropriately.

I'm a bit ornry; isn't that a gas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 06:58 PM

don't be saddling me with all the blame young man!!!!


"it" isn't a gas, you are a gas, aren't you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 07:11 PM

yes he is! I'm sorry BB!




What's gotten into you mister?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 07:45 PM

hehehehe

can't get this burr out from my saddle

have you ever had a burr up you butt (its worse than a boot, I know)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 07:57 PM

IDK. I'm just really excited that today is payday, we're approaching a 3-day weekend, I have pool parties to attend and will be making hummus for one of them and who-knows for the other, and I thought it would be rather goofy to post something silly.

PR knows I don't blame him for anything. Right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 09:00 PM

unconditional love among family, right?

right? hello?

is anybody there?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 09:04 PM

I'm here...

Why isn't it 5:00 PM yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 09:07 PM

cause thats the way time works, 46 minutes to go

unless you are the boy 'vark, isn't he in mountain time?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 09:10 PM

Who the heck says that I don't like the Bacon Boy, who dangit????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/23/08 09:25 PM

Okay, I guess it's time to review the rules of this thread. It's simple, actually. Answer a question; ask a question.

Is that really such a hard concept to grasp?

(And DQ, I'm crazy today and not making much sense, so ignor all the Aardvark says. Also, I love my family unconditionally, because that's what you do when you're part of a family.)

P.S., As soon as it's 5 (and I am on Mountain Time now) I'll get back to "normal."
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/24/08 12:22 AM

Personally I don't think so...

Maybe the elders are having trouble grasping though?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/24/08 01:07 AM

Q&A ---

who you calling an elder? (I am only a deacon)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/24/08 01:29 AM

Hey watch it, my Papa is a Deacon at our church....

Are you belittling his life work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/24/08 01:53 AM

Never. Have him say a prayer for me (my poor soul needs saving!)


I have a spreadsheet of things I need to do/take when I go on vacation. Is that like totally anal or what?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/24/08 09:21 PM

No, I always make a list..

Does it make you a nerd though?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 10:37 AM

Sure does.

Anyone happy to be here today?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 11:51 AM

Not 'there' yet but not necessarily happy to be heading out the door?

Busy week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 11:52 AM

RESPA...

You??
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 12:13 PM

busy busy busy, reviewing loans, reviewing notes, ARM review etc etc and at home getting ready for HS graduation.




Did you have beautiful weather this past weekend?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 01:45 PM

Depends upon the day of the weekend. Saturday - beautiful; Sunday - big storm mid-afternoon; Sunday - beautiful and HOT

Do anything exciting over the long weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 01:56 PM

Saw Indiana Jones (pretty good), went to two pool parties and best of all I spent a good portion of yesterday doing laundry.

My life is golden, isn't it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 02:00 PM

If you think so, aardy...

What is your favorite regulation?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 02:38 PM

Gosh, there are just so many of them, but if I had to chose it would likely be Reg D.

And what would yours be?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 02:45 PM

BSA
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 02:45 PM

Did oyu go swimming this weekend? (oops)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 02:59 PM

Heck no!! It was so cold, I don't think it even hit 95 all weekend. Definately jeans and hoodie weather.

Are you going to see any movies this week?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 03:19 PM

no


did you see Number 23?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 04:48 PM

No, but did see that Michigan Jones fells and the cubic zirconia skull thing.

Anybody see the one after nine o' nine?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 04:56 PM

no I didn't if I can read your half mind twittle.


Number 23 was the first movie I've watched in a long long time.



Do you like to go to the movies?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:00 PM

I ♥ going to the movies. I'm going to see Prince Caspian tomorrow because I get free popcorn with my AMC card.

Anyone else stoked about The Strangers opening this weekend?? (I'm so going to see it)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:02 PM

yes that looks scary




Are you going to tell us all about it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:03 PM

No!

much too scary!

Do you make a habit of going to the movies during prime time or during the matinees when things are a bit less expensive?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:20 PM

Matinees, because they don't interfere with my cocktail hour...

Do you let under age 17 year old kids watch R movies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:33 PM

Depends on the content of the movie and the maturity level of the kid.


Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:36 PM

yes, please see the post 6 up from here

Did y'all know the Ms. B came back from Vegas a winner?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:40 PM

No, how cool is that!??? (Q&A)

::congrats to the biscuitbutt::
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:44 PM

It was cool when I won the $$ on "day 1".

Do you think the $$ lasted through "day 4"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 05:48 PM

Prolly not...

Did you have a good time?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 06:58 PM

Awesome time...thanks for asking!


Is it raining in New Joisey?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 08:00 PM

IDK, but it's not raining in Phx.


Is it sunny there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 08:07 PM

Yes...sunny, hot and STICKY.

Can I move to Phoenix?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 08:40 PM

Only if you want to be hot.



Why did this weekend go so fast?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:02 PM

Must be because you weren't at work and you were having fun!

Why does a 4-day work week seem longer than a regular 5-day work week?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:06 PM

Because you expect it to be shorter and go faster. Perception.



Do you know the muffin man?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:08 PM

No...but I think he lives on Drury Lane.

Does he owe you money?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:10 PM

yeah, that cheap b@$tard!



Fish sticks or chicken nuggets?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:15 PM

fish nuggets!

Tartar sauce or cocktail sauce?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:19 PM

Cocktail, totally.

Fish tacos or Fish parmesan?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 09:49 PM

Fish tacos.


If you bathe in vodka, will you get drunk.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 10:01 PM

only if you go under to rinse the shampoo out of the hair

How much is vodka by the gallon, is it more expensive than jet fuel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 11:05 PM

Not if you know someone who knows someone who can find it when it falls off a truck.

You didn't read that, right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/27/08 11:37 PM

I read that right....

Should I have read that left?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:16 PM

Nope, you should have read it wrong.



What has been the deal this week and where are all the posting BOLers?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:19 PM

On Vac? BOL was down all day here until now. Whew, that was a long couple hours, lol.



What's for lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:21 PM

My little bottle of limoncello. I was going to share with the office (which is two other people) but after holding out so long for BOL to pull up, do you blame me?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:23 PM

How could I blame you? (A&Q all in one)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:25 PM

you can't. He needs his comfort drink.




Tell me how to get rid of a slammin' bangin' headache?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:27 PM

You could drink less.

Just saying, you know you absolute lush?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:28 PM

idk...just as long as you don't blame me!

Was there a secret BOL meeting going on while I was blocked from accessing this site?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:34 PM

there may have been, but I was not invited and gave up trying to access the site

so what decisions were made, everything looks the same?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:37 PM

well, you look a little different.




Did you have a nice weekend or is that too late to ask since its Wednesday already?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 03:47 PM

when was there a weekend?

aren't you looking marvelous darling?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:00 PM

Why yes she does!

Are you a peeping tom?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:04 PM

are you getting fresh?

don't you think many of our friends gave up trying to post this morning? Or have they all been banned?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:07 PM

They better not be banned....or heads will roll!

Now...why do you think I'm getting "fresh"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:12 PM

because you just wanted to know my first name

isn't that kinda fresh of you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:17 PM

No...but I'll show you "fresh"!

Are your allergies killing you like mine are!?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 04:27 PM

Nope, I don't suffer from the likes of such things.


I'm thinking of going to the midnight showing of The Strangers on Thursday, but I work Friday morning and there's no way I can be late. Should I do it, or wait until Friday night and brave the crowds?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 05:06 PM

well I don't like crowds so I'd go Thursday night.




Don't ya think the herds are in their caves waiting to pounce on us?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 05:48 PM

Shhh, pjs. They can read your thoughts.


You don't believe me, do you?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 05:49 PM

Who would believe a Pig that talks, unless it's Arnold Ziffle?





What color shoes do you have on?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 05:53 PM

black

What color shirt are ya wearing?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:01 PM

Yellow

How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:04 PM

It's okay. Sunny and 80 with a slight breeze that makes it chilly.

How about there?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:06 PM

84 with 57% humidity and ESE winds at 7 MPH...nothing compared to the 90's all last week! At that rate...it's gonna be a long long hot summer in Central Texas, friends!

Did you hear what Sharon Stone said about the earthquakes in China?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:17 PM

Yes, I mentioned what an idiot Sharon Stone is in another thread. What a maroon.




What's a Texas Emerald? Is that like a Cleveland steamer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:45 PM

Exactly like that...except from Texas.

Where is my left shoe!?!????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:46 PM

Yes, I think it is but more "green" so environmentally conscious people don't worry about the clean-up.

Personally, I think what Sharon Stone said was amusing. [with no disrespect to MB, because this post follows his] Why shouldn't celebrities voice their opinion without being bombarded as not being PC or being considered too liberal or too conservative (yeah, yeah, the latter is rare but still)? Don't you think we've become too concerned about everything?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:53 PM

***holds up MB's left shoe***

I found it ironic that Sharon Stone said what most people probably thought...even briefly...I am a firm believer in say what's on your mind...don't waste time sugar coating things...say it and move on...

MB Guy...a Texas Emerald is a rare gem indigenous to the hills and plains of Central Texas...or possibly a screen name I came up with many many moons ago and just stuck with...

Who knows??
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 06:59 PM

Do you have green eyes?



Who let the dogs out?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:01 PM

Ooooo....a two-fer!!!

Yep I do....

And my son did at about 5:30 this morning...

Do you know where I found MB's left shoe??
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:02 PM

Maybe on his left foot.



Can you believe the Indians are losing again...?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:02 PM

::dare I ask?::
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:04 PM

It was under my desk! Explain that one!!

Want half of my blueberry yogurt granola bar?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:05 PM

No...don't ask. It will just get things stirred up!

It was MY left shoe!!! Not MB's!!!!

Why can't I find my left shoe??? (I'm serious...it was right here under my desk!)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:14 PM

This is true...it was Biscuit's shoe...**hangs head in shame**

Did you locate it?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:14 PM

I can't help it I have a wide stance.


That's because your left shoe is still wedged.....well, 'nuff said I suppose.


What's your biggest character flaw?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:19 PM

Have none...LOL!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! I make snap judgements...

What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:21 PM

I'm loyal to a fault.

No...I haven't found it yet.

Do you think somebody is playing a joke on me?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:24 PM

I think someone is trying to pull the wool over your eyes, starting from your waist.



Do you fold your socks or just ball them up?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:37 PM

Fold them.


How did someone get under Ms. B's desk?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:41 PM

Same way the Devil gets in your house, he was invited, lol.




100% cotton or a blend?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:51 PM

cotton. love things au natural.

are you my huckleberry?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:51 PM

Cotton??? Never! (ok...well maybe sometimes)

I found it!! (and it WAS a joke...ha ha...very funny)

Why are people so grumpy lately?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:54 PM

Because of the price of gas? Q&A
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:57 PM

Or maybe just because of gas, I'd say.


Do you have a glass coffee table?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:58 PM

No, wood from Pottery Barn.




Are you Master of Your Domain?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 07:58 PM

I don't...but I'm thinking of getting one.

Aren't they hard to keep clean though?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:00 PM

Everything is hard to keep clean when you only clean up monthly.


What does a Sloe Gin Fizz taste like?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:00 PM

no not at all. My glass sits in around the depressed wood.
I love it- its different




Do you ever get a piece of mulch or bush thorn embedded in your fingers or hands when gardening?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:08 PM

Not when I wear gloves! (who am I kidding?...I don't "garden")

Why don't you wear gloves to prevent that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:13 PM

I don't like gloves or nuthin' on me!

you can't feel anything with gloves on!

Don't you like to get you fingers in the dirt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:17 PM

Yes...I prefer to get dirty.

Have you been avoiding us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:19 PM

totally.......................

y'all skeer me, why must you skeeer me so much?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:21 PM

Don't be skeered...we'll be gentle. (at first)


Will my 30 minute meeting at 3:30 really only last 30 minutes???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:24 PM

why YES, if no one talks!



What am I going to do with the flowers I planted this past weekend and now they are calling for FROST???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:27 PM

potpourri!



What is your favorite flower?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:28 PM

lilly




do you think my pic is tooooo much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:29 PM

No, it's just the right size.


Do you ever bring lunch in to work and think, "This isn't what I want to eat."?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:31 PM

no, because I never eat lunch.





What were you hungry for today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:35 PM

Popeye's chicken and a variety of sides.

Isn't fried food the best?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:37 PM

yes it is.




do you know you are making me hungry?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:42 PM

hungry for what, a tribe win?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 08:43 PM






do you have to make me
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 09:36 PM

PR is a heartbreaker for women and one to be admired among men.

Do you think I should leave banking and start up writing fiction?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 10:04 PM

Yes...oh the stories you could come up with!

Is Hump Day almost over?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/08 11:49 PM

It is now!!!

Aren't you glad?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 12:55 AM

Goodness knows I am!


Did you watch Charmed tonight?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 10:21 AM

Nope.

DO you know what BOLWYWTCCUT means?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 11:36 AM

nope, but I think i am an honorary member

have you ever found out where the basket is heading?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 11:56 AM

I am already there...

Wanna join me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 12:41 PM

Maybe next January.

Should we end the word association thread when it hits 500 pages, or keep going to 1000?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 12:48 PM

I dunno, I started another one about 6 months and it sort of died.

What do you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:09 PM

I could go either way.

Aren't you glad the Bob Barker thread has disappeared!?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:11 PM

THINK? you want me to THINK? silly dq...

why is my puppy's internal clock set to 5:30? GRRRR!!!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:18 PM

LOL.

Did the BBarker thread start up again? (yoo hoo, patrice...)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:27 PM

Patrice!!!!


Why did she do that?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:35 PM

I love Bob Mrs. B!!



Do you think many people will notice my sunglasses today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:37 PM

I noticed your sunglasses and your smirk.

Does that reflect your mood today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:39 PM

A little. I'm trying to hide my red eyes.

you aren't a bit mad now are you? You know Bob loves you Mrs. B!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:39 PM

my ring is reflecting my mood.

what is reflecting your mood?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:41 PM

Bob and I have a "love/hate" relationship.

PR has a mood ring???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:46 PM

yes, and you should see what it does around certain posters!

Is your ring in your nose or elsewhere?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:47 PM

Of course...he's fashion forward!

Shoes securely on your feet today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:51 PM

Nope. Shoes come off as soon as I hit the desk.

No nose-ring here. My piercings are elsewhere.

Why do I hear a dog barking???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:53 PM

Sorry...I thought she was on a leash...::whistles for dog::

What do you think of the dancing penguin?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:54 PM

duuno, maybe its bring your pet to work day!

why does Ms. B hit her desk so that her shoes come off?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 01:56 PM

Love the dancin' penguin!

I just hate shoes.

Do you need a leash? (I happen to have one)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:00 PM

are you suggesting we pose as your pet today?

Do I have to hit the desk too?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:09 PM

Why not.

Doesn't anyone else think that TE's penguin looks like it is all morphined up?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:14 PM

LOL, yes, he is moving kinda slow.





Weekend plans?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:15 PM

Going to MacGuire Airforce Base to see the Thunderbirds in action. Woooohooooo!

You?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:52 PM

My penguin is groovin to the jam in her head...or she's in jam...strawberry...i digress...

No weekend plans...other than attempting to finish Accounting I...*sigh*

Any ideas on how to jazz up a webinar??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:55 PM

Indiana Jones on Saturday, BBQ on Sunday.

George Clooney is unattached again - think he has commitment issues?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 02:58 PM

No, but he makes me want to have commitment issues...

Would you date him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 03:00 PM

yes, its not like he is a twenty-something!


Aren't y'all sad that both the Pistons and Red Wings lost last night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 03:02 PM

DQ - Nah, not Clooney; Brad Pitt is another story though; but if you put him up against Chris Noth, he'd loose hands down.

PR - Nope!


What do you think about them Phillies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 03:49 PM

I'm kinda fond of that Philly Phanatic dude.

Did I read that right? Did PR say he would date George Clooney??
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 04:10 PM

I think so.


Have you ever had an instance where you don't mean to stare, but just can't help it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 04:10 PM

heck no, you didn't read that right!!!!

where do you date Clooney, mid-40's or 50's ?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 04:14 PM

I wouldn't date him--don't like the whities that way.


Excess, where you caught staring and at whom?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 04:25 PM

I didn't get busted that I know of, but one of my female softball players changed shirts right in front of me.


Do you think she noticed my jaw drop?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 04:45 PM

So, she probably wears a bikini at the beach, too.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 05:18 PM

A sports bra is pretty safe Excess.


Unless she doesn't wear one....what kind of man are you Excess?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 07:24 PM

he is the kind that seeks out positions of power over helpless females and makes them change uniforms in public, that is the kind of guy we are dealing with here!!!!!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 07:50 PM

He's also the kind of guy who knows how to follow the rules of the "Question" thread.

Tisk, tisk, Pa--why do you keep forgetting to ask a question?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 07:52 PM

He gets distracted when he talks about "unclothed women". He's so easily distracted!

Can you please focus?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 07:55 PM

I know most swimsuits cover a lot less than sports bras, but when your at a softball complex, you just don't expect so see that or that good. Especially, since there are a few women that have better mustaches that I can ever grow.


I'm still trying to figure out how to abuse my power as being the coach. I don't think any of the women have actually listened unless I tell them I've got beer. Any ideas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 08:00 PM

LOL @ the women can grow a better mustache!

Tell them part of their "training" involves a team-building exercise which involves them all washing/waxing your vehicle in nothing but their underwear.

How's THAT for abusing your power as a coach?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 08:03 PM

Not bad. It's a good start.


How am I going to get them to listen?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 08:08 PM

You may just have to stock-up on beer.

Do you like beer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 09:02 PM

its the only kind of alcohol I drink in any quantity?

anyone here like Tequila?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 09:20 PM

::raises hand::


Is there such a thing as "too friendly"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 09:39 PM

Not at all. Well, unless they get the police involved. And it isn't the "police" that have fuzzy soft handcuffs that tell you you've been a very bad boy and it's their duty to punish you, because your mom called and said so. And then they lose the key and you have to figure out a way to explain to the SO why you're bound to the sofa with a group of friends and unspeakable toys all around.

Um, did I just give out too much information?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/08 10:22 PM

No just enough!

Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:46 AM

Close enough.


Sure has been quiet around here, no?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 11:02 AM

Good morning!!!!

How is everyone today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:07 PM

I don't know about everyone...but I'm great!!

Aren't you glad it's Friday???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:10 PM

I am ecstatic that it is Friday!

Which fast food breakfast do you prefer - McDonald's, Burger King, or Jack in the Box?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:14 PM

Never had J/B so I'd have to say BK!

Don't you just love their French Toast Sticks and Cinna-Mini's?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:19 PM

::drools::

French toast sticks...yummy...

Ooo...I have a coupon for a free order of sticks...

Will you cover for me??

::runs out the door::
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:25 PM

I'll do my best but I can't make any promises!

Where did the slow-mo penguin go?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:28 PM

Slo-mo was replaced by the all powerful PUMBAA!! I am very indecisive on my avatar...

Do you have any Hi-C Orange?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:32 PM

PUMBAA is cool! I don't have any Hi-C Orange.

Doesn't that stuff taste like medicine???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:33 PM

I dunno, don't drink the stuff.

What is your favorite soda?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:34 PM

Nice and artificial.


I'm in a party mood - who's up for Margarita's?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:35 PM

Favorite soda is Coke (although I don't drink soda that often).

I'm definitely ready for a margarita (or 20).

Where shall we set up the bar?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 01:37 PM

I've got room in my office...

Whose bringing the music?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:01 PM

I've got the music covered!

Do we have to wear shoes to this party?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:32 PM

Nope.


Isn't all soda in Texas called Coke even if it is a Pepsi product?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:37 PM

You are correct. We're a strange bunch down here.

Aren't we?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:45 PM

We're not strange...it's the other people that are strange...

Why would you want to live anywhere else?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:52 PM

I wouldn't: Phx is the bomb!

Don't you wish you girlfriend was a freak like me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:52 PM

I wouldn't! I love it here.

Where are you originally from?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 02:53 PM

I've been in the Lone Star state since I was a wee little lass...but I sprouted in Idaho...

Get it?? Sprouted!! Anyone?? Hello??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 03:04 PM

Hork!! You need to take that on the road, don'tcha think?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 03:07 PM

Are you insinuating that I should go play in traffic?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 03:12 PM

I think he's talking about your comedic routine.


Oh wait, is your question part of it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 03:40 PM

Oh...gotcha!

::breathes sigh of relief that the dancing piggie isn't trying to put a hit out on me::

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 03:58 PM

idk...a cow patty?

Are you a part-time comedian?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:00 PM

No...just a warped chick with too much time on her hands...and a captive audience...

And it's 'ground beef'...for the record...

Ba dum bum...

My 10 year old thought it was funny...but she is kind of warped too...

Anyone have a limbo stick?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:08 PM

I'm sure we could find a stick around here somewhere.

I don't consider "warped" to be a bad thing. Do you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:16 PM

Warped is beautiful...warped is wonderful...warped is zen...

How's the water in the pool?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:18 PM

Could be warmer.


Wouldn't a hottub be nice right now?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:19 PM

Only if I get to bring my rubber duckie floaty...

Can we turn it on high?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:24 PM

That works for me.


Aren't the bubbles soothing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:26 PM

I didn't think the hottub jets were turned on.

Where did the bubbles come from???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:36 PM

:blushes:

Just ask Cheek or Max or Search...it wasn't me!

Why? Who said it was me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:41 PM

"In Japan, men come first..."

Do you like Austin Powers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 04:48 PM

Yes.


You?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 05:54 PM

"Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two"

Did you know June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes the Weasel Day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 06:38 PM

I did not know that. Nor do I know how a weasel "pops".

Doesn't that sound kinda messy?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 07:27 PM

Sounds like there would be some viscous fluid present...

Isn't 'viscous' a cool word?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 07:34 PM

yes, but no more so than codswallop

so who is leaving early, besides those that have already left?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 08:21 PM

Why would you leave early when we are having so much fun?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/30/08 11:08 PM

Cause fun is objective.....?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 12:39 AM

Or is fun subjective?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 03:23 PM

Fun is subjective.

Will you be my "subject"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 03:29 PM

No, but will you be mine?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 04:36 PM

Why...yes...yes I would...

Wait, be your what?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 04:48 PM

My subject.

DId you forget that I am the DQueen?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 04:50 PM

No

What does that matter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 04:57 PM

Oh, it matters, my dear...

You think it is unimportant?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 05:37 PM

No not at all.

Do your feet hurt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:12 PM

No...I feel good.

How should I feel?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:19 PM

With your hands.

Was that corny?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:20 PM

better corny than squashy.

How are you freak?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:24 PM

Fine (but I wish I were still in Arizona).

Did you finish the rock wall and deck?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:25 PM

No,

Was I supposed to?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:26 PM

no, silly, i was! (and yes i did!!!)


did you terrorize BB while you were there?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 06:26 PM

Six hot guys were lined up for the job. You were supposed to be on stilts.

Did you forget?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 07:03 PM

I did.


What are we talking about?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 07:13 PM

You don't want to know.

How did I miss that one?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 07:36 PM

if you don't know the answer, how do you expect me to know it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 07:45 PM

I expect you to know everything!

Didn't you know you were my "go to person" when I need to know something?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 07:55 PM

i thought i was your "go to person".

are you mad at me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:00 PM

Nah...I could never be mad at "the kitten".

Wouldn't it be a good idea to have more than 1 "go to person"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:02 PM


it is a good idea. 'specially since i have ADD....


what did you say?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:06 PM

I don't remember.


Why am I losing my memory today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:08 PM

too much booby seeing




who are you cheering on in womans' college softball tonite?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:10 PM

Are you old? (q&a)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:16 PM

Some days I feel older than others.

Hey, Ninja_gal, do you know my cousin April Smith?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:21 PM

Sounds familiar, but there are lots of April Smith's..

Any more details?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:35 PM

She went to Wauseon and now lives in Sandusky.

You know you can see her on Myspace, right?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:44 PM

I don't have a Myspace account, I've got Facebook one.


Which do you prefer, Myspace or Facebook?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:49 PM

Myspace!

I don't have a Facebook account and I'm not familiar with it, so is it really fair for me to say one is better than the other?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Myspace!

I don't have a Facebook account and I'm not familiar with it, so is it really fair for me to say one is better than the other?


Myspace, cuter girls

better to post or lurk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:52 PM

of course not, except you are in the category of Bob Barker, and anything you say cannot and will not be challenged!!!!!!!!!!

does BaconBoy realize there are 300 million people we are talking here?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:52 PM

Better to post...just jump right in...

Is your clown shirtless?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:54 PM

nah just a drunkin clown... is your pig topless?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:56 PM

Well...goodness...you're a fresh one!

Oh...you meant Pumbaa!! ::

Why yes...yes I believe he is...

Have you thought about a sober clown?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:56 PM

Yes!

I like myyearbook.com best!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 08:57 PM

Ngal...you must play by the rules.

Didn't you forget something??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:02 PM

she did didn't she?

why doesn't she realize her skirt must pass the finger tip rule?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:04 PM

Finger tip rule is bogus.

Who made up such a rule?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:08 PM

somebody with the arms of an ape, whose nuckles drag on the ground

you mean you do not have a finger tip rule at your bank?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:08 PM

I'd guess a feminist.


Don't you think most guys would like women wearing shorter skirts?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:12 PM

Depends on the legs of the woman wearing the shorter skirt probably.

Apparently, you get to see all the women's body parts you want these days...right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:13 PM

I think so....


Do you all know I fell down the stairs today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:14 PM

No...I did not know that.

Are you ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:16 PM

she sprained one ankle and strained the other, and now she can't stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how can a ninja lose her balance, whats up with that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:17 PM

Heels.....

Are you making fun of my misery?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:19 PM

Poor Ngal...that sounds painful.

Maybe ninjas aren't experienced on stairs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:20 PM

did you say "heels"?

:wipes slobber away:

how high?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:27 PM

Obviously they were too high for her.


Aren't Ninja suppose to have great balance?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Obviously they were too high for her.


Aren't Ninja suppose to have great balance?


only when they're not wearing a mini skirt and high heels...

are pirates really way cooler then ninjas?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 09:43 PM

Not if the Ninja is female wearing a mini skirt and high heels.



Don't pirates smell funky?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:06 PM

Depends on what you consider funky.


Does anybody want me to bring my washers over this week?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:10 PM

only if they are the kind you make out of black olives!!!!!!!!!


can anyone stand olives on a pizza? doesn't the taste overwhelm everything else?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:24 PM

HATE Olives.....!!!!!

Should I take the big pill or the little pill?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:28 PM

Take both!

BTW, what are the pills for?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:35 PM

Pain silly.

Don't u think taking both might be bad?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:39 PM

Of course not!

Wouldn't taking both make the pain go away even faster (and don't you want relief?)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 10:55 PM

And if you wash it down with vodka, they work faster.

Haven't you seen "Valley of the Dolls"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/02/08 11:28 PM

No

Isn't that scary?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:15 PM

I don't think so.

Do you like horror flicks?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:31 PM

No, I like suspense.

Do people who cannot spell correctly annoy you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:32 PM

Only if its in a professional memo.



Why don't they use spell check?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
No, I like suspense.

Do people who cannot spell correctly annoy you?


hee hee (from another thread)...
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
of coarse.



what do you mean, DQ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:35 PM

Because they like to annoy DQ!

Do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:37 PM

la la lala la la lalala....

if Jose is pronounced "ho-zay", why isn't Java pronounced "hah-vah"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
No, I like suspense.

Do people who cannot spell correctly annoy you?


hee hee (from another thread)...
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
of coarse.



what do you mean, DQ?


That was actually a quote from a spelling-challenged poster.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 01:57 PM

I pronounce java that way.

Don't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:02 PM

jess.


are you multi-lingual?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:03 PM

Yes, I'm a student of Ebonics.




Is Spam the perfect meat or what?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:04 PM

Yes...I'm multi.

Do you prefer white or wheat bread?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers

Is Spam the perfect meat or what?


i also enjoy canned corned beef.

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit

Do you prefer white or wheat bread?


wheat


do you like buns or rolls?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:06 PM

Hard to beat good buns.


Is time moving very slowly this morning...or is it just me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:10 PM

it seems to be slower than normal...

when is my coffee getting here?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:21 PM

Sorry kitten...I'll go get it right now!

How did she know I was still in the office?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:22 PM

She's got spies.


Why do I feel so tired?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:24 PM

because TexasEmerald hasn't gotten your coffee yet, either. *sigh*

wanna play cribbage?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:38 PM

It's been so long ago, I'm not sure if I remember how to play.



What about Texas hold'em?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:39 PM

Count me in! I'll take all yur money!

Do you have a poker face?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:46 PM

I'm working on it.


Do you have a tell?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:47 PM

No, but I do have a sucker face, which is why I don't gamble.


Do you think my packages will make it through the UPS without breaking?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:48 PM

No, if it is limoncello...

Do you like your mother?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:49 PM

no, not if you put that leon jello thing in glass containers


Do you miss the math magic of the day from BB?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:50 PM

my mother is v v cool.

why would bb mail his package?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:51 PM

I ♥ my mother.

Isn't it always so difficult to shop for Dad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:55 PM

yes, but please stop with the neckties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just get me the latest tool to play with, ok?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:56 PM

Ok...but you're not my Dad.

Or are you????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 02:56 PM

Who's your daddy? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:01 PM

I love it when you talk dirty to me.


When's the last time you had some good, mouth-watering tex-mex?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:05 PM

last night, but I am looking forward to some mouth watering tex next monday night!

Can there be anything to hot to eat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:06 PM

About a week ago.

You?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:06 PM

I can't remember. It's been a long time since I've been in Texas.


Are you thinking lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:11 PM

Yep...I'm thinking lunch...and it's going to be tex-mex.

Will you all join me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:14 PM

not Abuelo's again? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:21 PM

No, we'll skip that place this time.

What do you of going to Chino Banditos instead?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:22 PM

sounds like a mystery to me. .. let's go!



What are you doing today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:24 PM

Flood review

You?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:34 PM

Writing test scripts.

(No...not Abuelo's today).


Is this heat wave EVER going to end?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:35 PM

IDK, when will it finally hit the triple digits and stay that way so I can go to the pool without needing a blanket?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:38 PM

It's already that way here! (5 straight days of upper 90's or 100 and we're in for 7 more days at least!)

Don't you look silly with a blanket at the pool?????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:43 PM

You should see what he’s doing under that blanket!

Don’t you think he should keep that type of activity covered up?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:44 PM

Not if they've got a lawn to sit on.


Why can't we get above 70 here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:45 PM

No way! I need some entertainment while laying out by the pool!!


Is the water too cold?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:51 PM

Yes, and there's a major shrinkage issue at play.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:52 PM

::ahem::

Do you have PR's disease??????? (as in...where's your question!?:
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 03:58 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Yes, and there's a major shrinkage issue at play.


*ahem*

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Okay, I guess it's time to review the rules of this thread. It's simple, actually. Answer a question; ask a question.

Is that really such a hard concept to grasp?



do you get it now?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:25 PM

That depends.



What do I get?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:29 PM

a slap in the head for staring too much!





Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:30 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Yes, and there's a major shrinkage issue at play.


*ahem*

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Okay, I guess it's time to review the rules of this thread. It's simple, actually. Answer a question; ask a question.

Is that really such a hard concept to grasp?



do you get it now?


Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one who could be catty in this thread. Do you think you have something to gain by pointing this issue out?

[P.S., I seriously thought I posted this in the random thread Guess I should lay off the cold meds.]
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:31 PM

nope. just funnin with ya!


how does one get a tapeworm?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:32 PM

and what was your question math professor?


I ♥ BB


Do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
::ahem::

Do you have PR's disease??????? (as in...where's your question!?:



Wow!

I thought I had been outed!

isn't the heat oppressive, we have a 30 mile an hour wind off the gulf that makes me sweat in the shade?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:37 PM

Yes.

Don't you wish it was 70 and sunny?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:40 PM

I would prefer 85 and sunny.




What is perfect to you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:41 PM

You need to come up north. We've been lucky if we reach 70.


Want to trade?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:43 PM

85 – 95


Doesn’t it s u c k that we’ll be lucky if it reaches 60 today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 04:48 PM

you suck Freak and are a punk to boot!!!!

now you do know I am poking fun right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:15 PM

Of course (and I’m an angel for your information).

What should I wear to my lunch date with Becka later this month?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:19 PM

You better go with a tux or t-shirt of a tux if we're talking about Becka.


Don't you think it always important to make a good first impression?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:19 PM

Your straight-jacket

Where are you going???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:32 PM

It’s important to make a good impression (I hope I won't slobber too much), and Becka is picking the restaurant ‘cuz I have food issues.

Do you have issues with certain foods?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:37 PM

I love all foods, except for hearts, lungs, liver, kidneys, tripe and any other "innards".

What are your food issues?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:45 PM

cantaloupe
raisins
cherries
coconut
most nuts
cakes with whipped frosting
cottage cheese
yams
sweet potatoes
blue cheese
rhubarb
peaches


Doesn't cantaloupe absolutely stink?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:55 PM

NO! it's delicious!!!!



Boy, you do have issues!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 05:58 PM

no question Patrice!

follow the rules and route for the Aggies too, OK?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:00 PM

oh good tribe!


I like both teams. Your team is down by 1- think they are gonna win tonite????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:03 PM

its do or die!!!

but we are the Texas Fightin' Aggies

Hullabalo Kineck Kineck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(you may have to google to understand this ................
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:06 PM

I may have to go crazy to understand you chief!


Good luck tho tonite- I hate it all to end. I love watching it.


Shouldn't softball and baseball play year round?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:10 PM

we do play year round down here, well except maybe in July when it does get a tad bit warm

and did you know the Aggie men start in the Super Regionals against Rice?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:12 PM

yes I did know that.
I meant have it shown on telivision so we all can watch.
softball and baseball is played here all yr round but I was talking about play by play on TV land.


Shouldn't they take off some of the trash on TV and put something fun and groovy on instead?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:14 PM

yes, but I think I will have to go crazy to understand you!

does you hubby say that all the time?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:16 PM

of course, he thinks I am crazy.
Of course, there are 2 reasons why I am.



Now isn't everyone a bit odd at times?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:17 PM

Of course!

If you were a stripper, what would you think about a male patron who itroduced himself as "Lance"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:24 PM

Depending on what kind of stripper I am, I may be intrigued or really scared.

Why do you want to know?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:33 PM

It's the "alternative moniker" my friend uses at strip clubs; I'm not sure whether it suits him...

What name would you use?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:34 PM

Monique

Can anyone tell me what this means: "nor is it fair for someone who lives on sadism" ?

How does one live on sadism?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:38 PM

I'd tell, but then I'd have to hurt you.

Wanna know more?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:40 PM

Um, maybe later.

Becka, should I use the surname of Case with a first name of Justin?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
It's the "alternative moniker" my friend uses at strip clubs; I'm not sure whether it suits him...

What name would you use?


Buck Naked
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:44 PM

Both are good.


Do you think Becka's got a side job we'd like to know about?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:50 PM

I'm sure you would!




Did you smile today at your co-workers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:50 PM

Quite possibly!


When should we go check it out?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:51 PM

No.

Did you get pissed at someone at work today?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:53 PM

Not really pissed.



But does a scowl count?


(ps, when my step daughter was younger, she used to complain when the cat 'pissed' at her)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
It's the "alternative moniker" my friend uses at strip clubs; I'm not sure whether it suits him...

What name would you use?


Buck Naked


Nickname = Shaft
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:54 PM

no yesterday was my day to be pissed at someone.



Why did you get mad?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 06:59 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Um, maybe later.

Becka, should I use the surname of Case with a first name of Justin?


Absolutely!

Do you think Gem Cherie would be a good name for me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Quite possibly!


When should we go check it out?


This weekend.


What name do you this she goes by?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:15 PM

Ms. Razzle Dazzle-





what do you think?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:43 PM

I think Becka picked out a great name.

Should we all be exotic dancers to make more money and afford to drive to our wonderful banking jobs?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:48 PM

Sounds good to me!

Do you prefer to go to strip clubs, or burlesque shows?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:50 PM

Burlesque...it's coming back in fashion very soon!

Don't you love being on the razor's edge of style?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 07:58 PM

It's not easy being trendy

When did tunic-tops + jeans come back in fashion?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:00 PM

I'm not sure.


Have you ever notice that trends always come back?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:05 PM

Yup, like bad pennies.

Do you think it was mean on the bus when I made that joke about Penny Schmidt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:12 PM

No...because it was true!


Why do you care?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:25 PM

because he's a pink pig.

would you be offended if someone said you looked like a horse?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:26 PM

Not at all! Oh, you said "looked."

When is the question more important than the answer?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:28 PM

Neigh.

When is this thread going to get back to the high heels and short skirts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:29 PM

when you remove your hat.


are you hiding the fact that you are going bald?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:41 PM

Hey, did DQ tell you that???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:43 PM

um. what? no. she didn't mention it.

why does DQ insist on starting rumors?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:46 PM

'Cause she's a little devil.

What else did she "not" mention?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:50 PM

nothing...

oooooo, is that the bus? gotta go...

do you really go to that doctor?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:53 PM

Had to; the drugs weren't working.


Why can't I get this darn hat to come off?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 08:54 PM

:hides the super glue:

it's not coming off? (Q&A)
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 09:01 PM

Oooh, you little stinker. Now I'll have to go around the rest of the day with my hat stuck on.


Why you tryin' to spoil my fun, little kitty?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 09:40 PM

‘Cuz she’s evil (or maybe she just needs to be de-wormed—I dunno…)

Why do the women get two sinks and a vanity in their bathroom and the men only get one, dumb sink hanging off the wall?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 09:43 PM

what I want to know is why they need a couch in the their bathroom - that doesn't make any sense!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 09:53 PM

That's simple, Pa. It's a place to sit and wait while the other ladies finish gossiping in the toilet.

Wasn't what happened on the freeway Thursday tragic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 10:26 PM

I don't know what happened, but I am sure it was

did you hear that we should not eat any raw tomatoes until further notice?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 10:35 PM

No

What's wrong with the tomatoes?
Posted By: buggs

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 10:37 PM

I've not heard about raw tomatos. I ate some last night. Do I need to go to the emergency room?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 10:41 PM

I don't know - are you having delusions, or breaking out in polka dots?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 11:43 PM

I am!

Is that a bad thing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/03/08 11:44 PM

Nope, but I didn't eat the tomatoes.

What I was talking about was the guy who decided to walk on to the freeway during the morning commute, at 4:30 a.m., and was so unrecognizable they didn't know if there would be enough blood to test for BAC. Sad, eh?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 12:15 AM

Very...

WHy you gotta bring us down??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:21 AM

Because we can't live life Ronhigh all the time.


Is it too early to consider buying a house, or should I wait another 10 months?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:32 AM

I say wait 5.

So..... What's new?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:36 AM

Just finding the joys of being able to download audiobooks from the Phx Pubic Library for free at home.

Hey. Does anybody remember the book series that's going to be turned into movies, about a romantic vampire in Victorian (or was it Elizabethan?) times?? I think one of the RR ladies posted the thread many months ago.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:37 AM

My head freakin' hurts from staring at my new monitor at work.

Can I have a couple of your pills?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:04 AM

Well, sure. But they were from my last hip replacement.


Can you believe I just found the author of the book series I was just asking about???

(It's Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight series)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 10:18 AM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Just finding the joys of being able to download audiobooks from the Phx Public Library for free at home.

Hey. Does anybody remember the book series that's going to be turned into movies, about a romantic vampire in Victorian (or was it Elizabethan?) times?? I think one of the RR ladies posted the thread many months ago.


Fixed.

Where did Steve go???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 11:50 AM

he got his hat off and didn't like the results. HA!




Do you think chief is still crying about last nights' slaughter of his Aggies?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 11:53 AM

Prolly.

Will you cry for him?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 11:55 AM

no! I've done enough crying these last two weeks.




We shouldn't be too hard on chief today, don't you agree?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 11:56 AM

He can take it, he is kind of weathered by now.

Don't you think?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 12:00 PM

I suppose so.




How's your weather today. We have rain all day.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 12:07 PM

Here, too. My IA is at a golf outing...

Will it be nice this weekend?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:14 PM

yes! Hot and sunny- my kind of weather!




Do you think the pool will warm up for the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 01:30 PM

The pool should feel great this weekend! I plan on being there.


Where is everybody?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:01 PM

Pretending to work.


Isn't that what you're doing?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:40 PM

no, I'm actually thinking if the chlorine block I put it the pool over the weekend will keep my pool clean with the rain we are getting.



Isn't that what you were thinking?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:49 PM

I'm thinking of will this rain ever end and will it ever warm up. It's been in the 60's way too long.


Do you think anyone will miss me if I leave at noon and just head south until it gets warm?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:51 PM

we'll miss you!



so do tell about your softball team? are you winning games?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 02:59 PM

The women's team I coach is 2-0.


Is that the team you're wondering about?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:03 PM

yes, that's what I was asking about- your team you coach.




Am I that bad at asking a question?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:10 PM

I play on a men's softball team and am getting ready to play/coach a coed team.


Do you think softball is controlling my summer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:31 PM

No, I think the women are controlling your summer.


Should I keep taking these?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:35 PM

Only if they taste good.



Is it lunch time yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:46 PM

Hardly; it’s only 8:45!

Would you like to be cattle bred for Kobe beef; a diet of sake, beer, daily massages…. Wouldn’t that be the life?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 03:53 PM

That would be 'the life'.

Should we start now?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 04:04 PM

Yes, I could really use a massage right now.



Wouldn't it be great if you could get one at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 04:13 PM

Some companies provide "massage time" to their employees!

Did you know that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 04:17 PM

Perhaps...


Anything like the massages at strip clubs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 04:42 PM

I hope not...

Why do guys like those skeevie chicks in the strip clubs, anyway?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 04:43 PM

Probably not.


Do you think any of the men would be working if they did?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
I hope not...

Why do guys like those skeevie chicks in the strip clubs, anyway?


They are women who take their clothes off when asked. Yep. That's about it.



Do women really want total equality?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:22 PM

Nope, just universal domination.

Does that frighten y'all?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:27 PM

It should.

Why don't men listen very well?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:33 PM

We do; we just choose to tune you out.

Wanna know more of our secrets?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:41 PM

Sure.

What can you tell me?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 05:41 PM

no not right now - I've had enough of your secrets.





Do you think Excess coaches/plays enough softball?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 06:21 PM

The real question is, does Excesses' spouse or SO think they coach or play enough softball? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 06:31 PM

I'm not tied down yet.



Do women always feel the need to play matchmaker?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 06:34 PM

No...being "unmatched" is fun!


Shouldn't we straighten up the place before they arrive?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 06:36 PM

That depends.


Who's coming?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 06:48 PM

You know..."those" men.


Should we make a run for it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:02 PM

Yes.


Where are we going?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:13 PM

Somewhere far, far away (preferably on the beach where we are served unlimited number of cocktails).

Do we need to pack much?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:33 PM

Probably not.


How long are we going for?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:34 PM

At least for a couple of months (until the dust settles).

Do you have a passport?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:40 PM

Nope, but I can get one.


Are we going to need shots where we're going to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:45 PM

That's affirmative, Excess, and you may also want to be additional protective gear (including, but not limited to, shin guards, knee pads, helmet, goggles and non-flammable clothing)

Do you think there's something intriguing about white collar workers sleeping around in the blue collar world?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:48 PM

I hadn't thought about it.



How'd you know I was wearing a blue shirt?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 07:54 PM



Um, just a really good guess...but that's not where I was going with that. Seriously!

Do you think he bought it?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 08:07 PM

he wouldn't be wearing his blue shirt if he did buy it!




Where is Mrs. B and Excess running away to?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 08:48 PM

Bali


Isn't that a bra brand?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 08:55 PM

She's leading me into trouble.


How do I get talked into these things?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 08:59 PM

ah, because you're easy.




where is the chief today? I bought him a box of kleenex.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 09:09 PM

He's playing "traveling salesman" today and selling a load of *#@@&$## to some unsuspecting victim.


Do you think he'll get mad at me for saying that????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 09:30 PM

:clears throat:;


what do you think dear?

now do you want to buy some of my snake oil?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 10:08 PM

Bring it on!!!!


Has it been a long, hard day?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 10:11 PM

no
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 10:12 PM

Peepers!!! Don't make us come over there!!!!!

Where is your question?????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/04/08 10:12 PM

?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:14 AM

somebody please help the Peep man


Did you ever spend a day with a greek goddess from New York? (they can't stop talking, today proved it)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:27 AM

Not that I know of...

Who are you talking about?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:49 AM

her name is Hala and she is Greek and lives in Queens

Why haven't you bought me yet on Myspace?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:58 AM

I don't know who owns you... I will buy you and make you do "stuff"..

Is that what you want?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:41 AM

no, I don't do "stuff"

Do the Red Wings end it tonight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:46 AM

I hope so....

Do I really care?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:56 AM

Yes, but you have a wise way of not showing it.

Is honesty really the best policy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:57 AM

always

what are little white lies anyway?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:01 AM

Example: "Yes, that dress looks really good on you :said with a smile to your good friend that looks bad in that new red dress she really, really likes

Do you ever tell 'little white lies'?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:28 AM

in the cooler?

how about at the rate of 100 per hour?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 03:33 AM

I don't understand your question, Pa.


I've taken to fabricating stories of what I've been up to when I go out for ice cream at DQ, because I'm hiding the fact I've been eating sweets like a madman for the past two weeks from my SO. Is that wrong???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 10:52 AM

I don't have no ice cream, BB!

Why didn't the Huge Pail let me know he was in NY this week???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 11:53 AM

oh, I thought he met you. He said he stayed with a Greek Goddess from NY.



Wasn't that you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 11:58 AM

No, I am the Italian Goddess from NJ!

Have you ever been to NJ?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:04 PM

No sadly I haven't.




Oh! I should have known that you were Italian from all your cooking- I forgot!!

So who was the Greek guru he shook up then? HA!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 12:25 PM

Hmmm.... wouldn't we like to know? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:47 PM

Inquiring minds want to know!

Can we just skip today and move straight to Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:56 PM

I want to move it to Monday for some very personal reasons!!!

and for the DDQ's info, I will be back in New York on June 17 through the 20. Some place called Armonk (I hope the place isn't full of monks )

Anyone want to party on Monday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 01:59 PM

Monday works for me!


So you were in NY and didn't visit the Queen????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:04 PM

Na, some Greek babe from NY visited us in Houston

didn't y'all know I was in Houston yesterday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:11 PM

No, we didin't know and we expect you to keep us approsed of your whereabouts at all times.

Does everyone agree?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:18 PM

Well...I knew...but I agree. He must check in with us and let us know of his daily schedule!

Is that too much to ask?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:21 PM

I have Pa on GPS tracking, so he's never really missing.


Have you been known to print out emails with grammatical errors, make corrections with a red pen and send it back to the sender via interoffice?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:25 PM

never done that buddy

does that make you real popular in the office?

(and I like the idea of GPS tracking cause if I am off the Aricept, I will need you to come and find me - and I will do a better job of posting my schedule)

FYI - I am in Abilene next Monday and NY beginning June 17 - there, how's that?)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:26 PM

Ummmmm..............................no.

Now I'm wondering if Debbie is really as "flakey" as you say she is???





Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:27 PM

Debbit... Is that like a Hobbit???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:28 PM

Everybody loves me!!

That's good to know, Pa! Thanks for remembering a question, now make sure to get your next dose of Aricept (Mrs. PR set the alarm on your watch to remind you).


Should we start getting into the practice of taking sick days because we can't take them with us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:30 PM

what, sick days are not portable, like potties?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:30 PM

Well it is not really ethical...

Could you call them mental health days???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:35 PM

I don't have enough sick days saved up for mental health days.

would tomorrow be a good day for mental health?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 02:38 PM

any day is a good day for mental health!




Are you still thinking you are over the mountain and not young enough to keep up? Shame on you!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 05:59 PM

I'm young enough to keep up...but I can't speak for others.


Why am I dreading this meeting so much???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:01 PM

I dunno.

Anyone else sitting in on FDIC's BSA conference call at 2:00?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:07 PM

No, they aren't our regulator.


You don't think the trajectory of that asteroid has it speeding toward Ms. B's meeting site, hence the reason for the apprehension?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:12 PM

nope, that is the least of her concerns

what really bugs her is that there are only 12 guys attending, or was it 10?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:19 PM

sounds like a lot of guys to me.




Did you shed any tears for those Aggie girls losing chief?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:21 PM

yes, I needed another box of kleenex but ran out!!!

but how about those Red Wings!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 06:24 PM

That was a painful game to watch!

Redwings? like shoes? or is that hockey you are talking about?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 07:26 PM

grrrrr Patrice

you mean to say you did not see that Stanley Cup being hoisted by the Red Army all over enemy territory near you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 07:28 PM

can't say I did! Sorry!




Aren't you a bit fiesty today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 07:30 PM

fiesty? oh no my dear

but I am always fierce, aren't you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 07:34 PM

yes I am back to being fierce. HS Graduation Sunday- I was anything but fierce.



BUT, today is a new day, isn't it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 08:32 PM

No, silly girl. There never is a new day because nothing begins when nothing ends, and there hasn't been a completed day since the dawn of time.


Does that make sense to you?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 08:39 PM

Not really because I choose to believe that I can start my day over at any point I feel the strong need to. And then it becomes 'a new day'


Does that make sense to you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 09:03 PM

What we have here is a failure to communicate!!!!!!!!!!!!


its a generational thing I am afraid!


can the young and mature every get together?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 09:36 PM

"Get together" is the latest craze, especially for those cougars.

Did you mean "get along"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/05/08 11:20 PM

Yes....


Can't we all get along?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 12:14 AM

we should, we can, and we will!



Why do I still grit my teeth about a certain boy?
Am I ready for the funny farm, or what?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 12:40 AM

Cause he put a spell on you....
No, but the funny farm is ready for you....

Is this the two question thread?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 12:44 AM

No, because te 2 question thread actually is three questions.


Isn't that Bunny really funny?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 12:50 AM

Honestly? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 02:53 AM

no, dishonestly!


are you larcenous?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:20 AM

No.

Are you happy that it is finally Freaky Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 01:33 PM

I am freakin' fierce with joy!!!

How does a DQ get freaky?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 01:39 PM

I cannot tell you...

Would you moderate me????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 01:42 PM

there you go with the dirty mouth again, dq.

is this how you flirt?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 01:50 PM

I am been trying for years!!!!!!

How fair is that, you have mod'ed me way more!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 01:59 PM

Seems fair to me, after all she is a Queen!!

Aren't you glad it Friday!!!!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 02:41 PM

Yup, for sure!!!!

Is it also payday for anyone else?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 03:21 PM

Yes. Cha-ching! $$

Don't you get excited when a friend unexpectedly calls you and tells you he's going to be in town and you haven't seen him in almost 3 years?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 03:26 PM

Yeah, that's cool.

Any one taking an early quit today? (I am)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 03:28 PM

I will take an "early quit" if you will come get me and take me with you.

Where are we going?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 04:06 PM

I dunno, but can you fit in a handbasket?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 04:35 PM

I don't think either of you will fit, inasmuch as I have seen you both i am certain this is not a good fit!

Can you fit in a reed basket floating down the Nile?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 04:37 PM

I'm pretty sure I'd sink it.


Did anyone else have a bunch of storms last night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 08:53 PM

Naw, just rain.

I feel good today. Wanna feel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 09:52 PM

Hey, you're right!

Did you shave?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 09:54 PM

Only my face.................

Do you have a 5 o'clock shadow? and does it really know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 09:59 PM

Not right now, but by 7:30 p.m. I will.


Do you think my Pa knows how proud I am of him remembering to ask (not one, but two!!!) questions?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:02 PM

I know now BB; but don't hold your breathe by 7:30 p.m.

do you think if you shaved earlier in the day by 2 1/2 hours that you would have a 5 o'clock shadow? and does your sis have a 5 o'clock shadow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:23 PM

Quite possibly, PR. But Sis does not have any facial hair.


I'm hungry. Should I go for frozen yogurt or get an ice cream sandwich at the shop next door?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:29 PM

I am not a healthy person son, so I vote for the sandwich.

did you know you could have had a V-8?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:31 PM

I already did this morning.

Have you ever froze V-8 to make V-8 pops?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/06/08 10:32 PM

Yes, but it's not as good as Blue Bunny.


Did you know that I've been eating so much in the past month that I'm surely gaining weight? [we just don't have scales, so I don't know]
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/07/08 02:12 AM

I did not know that.


What's causing the munchies [i.e. been hitting the B.C. bud?]
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/07/08 04:42 AM

My love of food...

Isn't that obvious?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/07/08 05:07 AM

There's really something about being Midwestern and corn-fed that makes us really hot. (And my munchies are the result of an oral fixation)

Wouldn't you agree, Ninja_gal?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/07/08 05:30 AM

Completely...

Should I be concerned that I am alone with bb and pale right now?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/07/08 12:15 PM

no not with those two. Now if it was Freak and Peeps - there might be a bit of concern.




Do people who complain about winter have to complain about it finally being summer and in the 90's?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/08/08 01:15 AM

They should not complain.

How would you like to be here in the Puget Sound area where it's not even breaking 60 degrees (and it probably won't for the rest of the month?)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/08/08 01:16 AM

No, because it's so horribly cold here in Phx during the winter that the triple digit summer heat is welcome. I loves it!!!


Why do people think it's strange that I don't use my car's AC in the summer?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/08/08 01:22 AM

'Cuz the heat cooks your brains and makes you crazy.

Don't pigs cool off by rolling around in mud?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/08/08 03:33 AM

Not to happy....

Where do I need to go if I want the temp to be btw 60 and 80?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 03:53 AM

3:15 a.m.


Why did I need to find that out, only to be stuck not wanting to know that which I found out?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 12:51 PM

Because!


Why can't the 95+ weather stay down south in Texas, etc where it belongs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 01:01 PM

I dunno, but I wish it would.

How hot is it going to get today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 01:10 PM

We're in the 98-100 range depending on which weather report you listen to.

You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 01:15 PM

Same.

Did you go swimming this past weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 01:26 PM

No - But did go to see Sex & the City (movie theaters are COOL!)

Have you seen it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 01:54 PM

Nope, not a fan.

Do you watch Family Guy?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:09 PM

only all the time.

would it be wrong to mention the "pickle" episode and that it's quite possibly the funniest writing ever?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:10 PM

No, that show just kills me.


So, why DOES Bailey. have some many mosquito bites?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:10 PM

because i'm so sweet, of course.





why can't i stop laughing now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:13 PM


very funny quotes from Family Guy

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
- Peter in Family Guy, Loaded Weapons

"I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
"Butter's in the fridge!"
- Peter and Quagmire in Family Guy, Viewer mail #1

"Good, I don't have to cook."
"Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
- Lois and Peter in From Method to Madness

"Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?"
"The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot."
- Peter and Brian in Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
- Stewie in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"For me? Please?"
"All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am."
- Lois and Peter in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk."
- Peter in Ready, Willing and Disabled

"What's a library, dad?"
"Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
- Chris and Peter in Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

"I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!"
"Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?"
- Robber and Stewie in To Live and Die in Dixie

"Are you gonna miss me?"
"Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler."
- Lois and Peter in A Fish Out of Water

"Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
"Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes."
- Brian and Peter in A Fish Out of Water

"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
- Stewie in The Kiss Seen Around the World

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons

"Everybody! Guess what I am?"
"Hmm, the end result of a drunken back seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
- Meg and Stewie in And the Wiener is

"Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway."
- Peter in One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
- Chris and Peter in Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
- Stewie in Brian Does Hollywood

"You're drunk again."
"No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
- Lois and Peter in Wasted Talent

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent

"Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different."
"Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."
- Lois and Stewie in Story on Page 1

"He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky."
- Cleveland in Wasted Talent

"See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."
- Peter in The Story on Page 1

"A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes."
- Peter in There's Something About Paulie

"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal."
- Peter in Let's Go to the Hop

"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
- Brian in Road to Rhode Island

"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie in I am Peter, Hear me Roar

"What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
- Stewie in Love Thy Trophy

Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
- Lois in Brian in Love

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."
- Peter in DaBoom

"Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest."
- Lois in Holy [censored]

"Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in [censored], may she rest in peace."
- Peter in Peter, Peter Caviar Eater

"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
- Stewie in Mind Over Murder
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:21 PM

another fav is the episode brian and stewie went drinking in the bar, and brian saved up all the olives for lois. ok now i have to go play in another browser...

why did you have to distract me like that, dq?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:32 PM

because she's the Devil Queen and that's what devils do - they tempt and distract and...................muwahahahahahahaha!!!!


Should I do BSA or CIP - can't make up my mind today?\
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Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:35 PM

Neither. They'll still be there tomorrow.

Do you dislike Mondays as much as I do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:41 PM

Yes, but perhaps a little more.


Do we really have to wait another month for a 3-day weekend???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:41 PM

Because that's the way it is.

Did you know that Friday is the 13th?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:42 PM

Yes...and thanks for reminding me.

Why don't you do what I'm going to do and make it a 4-day weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 02:49 PM

Because my job bites and I can't take time off because one of the other three people in the office already took off those days.

Should I just find another job already?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 03:12 PM

I don't know...Debbie might get mad!




do you think I should be a bit upset because my son didn't come over and help put the pool steps in Sunday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 03:48 PM

idk...

did he have something more urgent to do?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 03:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons

"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
- Chris and Peter in Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent


It's a toss up between these three as my favorites.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:16 PM

Is something missing here or is it just me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:24 PM

I just had to post them, sorry.

Can you forgive me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:25 PM

Nope, the BOLers who don't play by the rules have forgotten that this is the thread in which one answers the previous question and asks one.

Wouldn't it be a gas to have the company pay to send me across the nation visiting BOLers? (except for those punks who don't play by the rules )
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:28 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Wouldn't it be a gas to have the company pay to send me across the nation visiting BOLers? (except for those punks who don't play by the rules )


HA HA HA HA!!!










Hey!!!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:43 PM

no nothing better to do.But it could have been the 100 degree weather and he didn't want to get sweaty.



I'll have to jump high to get in the pool tonite. Do you think I'll make it or break some bones in the process?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:48 PM

Bones may get upset if you do. Especially since her son and husband just won new fishing rods.





Is it really necessary to ask a question every time I post something in this thread?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 04:56 PM

yes, or find the way out Mister!



Don't you just love sitting in the car talking on the cell and sweating through your work clothes in this 98 degree heat?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:02 PM

My car is cool, and comfortable, and I keep telling that to myself over and over and over as I stick to the seat and sweat.......

Do you think it's working?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:05 PM

They're pretty strict.

Do you want to get them mad?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:10 PM

no Pooh I don't believe it.
Oh Excess- I guess he can do whatever he wants.



Why am I so gloomy today? Someone cheer me up I guess?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:31 PM

Think of your graduate, pjs!

Do you like the humidity?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:42 PM

Heck no!! The heat I can do with a smile, but humidity makes me


Did you go to the Fulton County Fair early in the morning to get the fresh donuts?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:45 PM

Nope, there isn't a Fulton County in NJ.

Do you really like donuts?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:47 PM

How can you NOT like donuts??????? Q&A!
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 05:50 PM

Yeah, donuts friggen rock!!

Is it rude to tell a fellow co-worker to "go OFAC themself"?

Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:06 PM

No, and I would like to do so to several!


If it's 90+ and we're still in Spring, what is Summer going to be like????????? (DQ, are we going to feel like we're in that warm, toasty place with you?????)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:07 PM

I am going to presume yes... Bring your spray bottle...

Did any of your schools close today because of the heat?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:09 PM

Wow - don't even think of that anymore. Our all have a/c so I presume not.

What about in your neighborhood?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:14 PM

A lot of schools were 1/2 days today.

Are you allowed to bring your kids to the office with you where you work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:18 PM

No...but I might prefer working with the kids rather than their parents!


Will you please lie to me and tell me today is Friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:21 PM

Today is Friday, Biscuitbutt.

Did that work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:32 PM

No, but thanks for trying.

Isn't this going to be the best week ever?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:34 PM

NO, why do you think that???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:36 PM

Gasp... you've got to warn people before you say that. It's already been a long week.


How can you be so hot and us so cool?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:53 PM

Unlucky, I guess?


What's your temp's?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 06:56 PM

It's 63. We've been like this all spring.



Ever have someone that just won't go away?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:03 PM

Yes...and I believe the term is "stalker".


Did you lounge by the pool this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:09 PM

No, I did work outside topless.

What's the best way to tell Debbie to crawl out of my butt and mind her own business?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:11 PM

Start a juicy rumor about her. She'll be too preoccupied with that to be up in your butt.


Does this "pain in the arse Debbie character" really exist????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:20 PM

no
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:21 PM

In my head--which, for the record, is one of the most unique places on earth--she does and that's all that matters so deal with it or I'll have to add you to me Debbie-files and nobody ever wants that.

Get my drift?

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:26 PM

I've gotchur "drift" right here, mister!


Why does Peepers INSIST on not asking a question????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:39 PM

To make you mad.


Why else would he do that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:43 PM

Senility.


When was the last time you tried something new?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 08:47 PM

I'm not sure. I don't keep track of that.



What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 09:12 PM

Last night.

How much longer until this day is over??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 09:12 PM

soon




Am I annoying Ms. B yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 09:18 PM

I thought time stopped.


My clock hasn't moved in what seems like an hour, what about yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 09:58 PM

Something hasn't moved in ages...


How am I supposed to read the FIPA-Data request?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/09/08 11:42 PM

Very carefully ?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 01:43 AM

:sigh:

these kids from Ohio can't play by the rules.

what's a body to do?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 03:17 PM

I have a "list".


Why is everybody avoiding the "question thread" this morning?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 03:31 PM

Busy and tired.


Does anyone else have the feeling it's going to be a long day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 05:16 PM

Yeah 'cuz it's still only Tuesday.

Or would this be a better Tuesday slogan:
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Tuesday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 06:20 PM

thats a mouthful Freak!

in Texas its just "toasty Tuesday"

do you have a two word slogan?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 06:29 PM

Right now in P.A. the slogan would be three words - hot as h*ll!

I've had enough fun for today, can't we go home yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 06:40 PM

Not until we figure out who left the cake out in the rain.

Would it be rude to answer Debbie's phone when "Sweetheart" calls and tell him she's having lunch with another man?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 06:43 PM

rude and maybe dangerous if the sweetheart wants to come and pull your heart out

is the water temp there above 90 degrees yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 07:56 PM

It's reached the boiling point I believe.

Anybody ready for the hot tub?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 08:07 PM

Yes. We've still got cool weather here.


Anyone else ready to call it a day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 08:13 PM

Yes!!!

How's that whole "abusing your power as a coach" thing comin' along?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 08:38 PM

Not very well. You know women don't listen to men.


Do you have any ideas on how to improve that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 08:42 PM

Not all women. If I get what I want (and I'm not talkin' "material things"), I'll listen.

Maybe you need to change your technique/approach?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 08:50 PM

I'll have to try that.


So just to make sure we're on the same page, you're saying don't buy them any more alcohol as an incentive?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:04 PM

Ha! Well if alcohol is "what they want", then it should work.

Maybe you should all of a sudden stop providing the alcohol and when they ask why, tell them the alcohol comes with a "price"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:10 PM

I think that's a good idea.


Any idea's on how to get the to stop talking about stuff I really really don't want to hear?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:13 PM

They're women. It'll never happen. Invest in earplugs.

What kind of "stuff" do you not wanna hear about? Like "women stuff"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:20 PM

I don't want to know about women hygine stuff and a few other items like that.


Do you think they wonder why I don't pay attention?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:22 PM

They're probably doing it just to get under your skin.

Why don't you get a male "assistant coach" so y'all can talk about jock itch and "man stuff" in front of them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 09:30 PM

None are brave enough.


Don't you think I tried?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 11:14 PM

Not hard enough.

Why do some people not get that an answer can be a question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 11:25 PM

Because, Audit_gal. The rules of this thread were in the very first post by the original poster of this thread. If we decided to change the rules halfway through the game, is that really fair to everyone else who followed the rules thus far??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/10/08 11:48 PM

OMG You just did the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you all NOTS???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:27 AM

Perhaps just a little nuts.


How is it Audit_gal didn't see my question?? (P.S., in my previous post it ands in question marks.)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:29 AM

But your answer was your question......

Was it not?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:32 AM

Oh, ha ha ha!!! My answer was followed by a question. But I get your point.

Audit_gal, what's there to do in your neck of the woods July 16-21?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:34 AM

Nothing I know of, maybe around Homecoming time or Chicken Fest or etc......

Are you coming to town and bringing my cheesecake?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:46 AM

It looks that way. I'm thinking of making a mint-chocolate mini-cheesecake, but I'll have to freeze it to transport across the country. But we'll be in touch via PMs as the time gets closer to finalize.


Or would you like another kind of cheesecake?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:47 AM

Oh no that is PERFECT!!

Will you bring me that drink you were talking about too?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:53 AM

Hmmm...you're pushing it now. Okay, I suppose but I don't know if getting my boot-legged liquor on a plane will be real easy. Golly, didn't you know I'm a bleeding heart liberal (the kind who winds up Lists)?

That's my question, you know??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:58 AM

I get it...

Does that mean you don't LUV me enough?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:05 AM

I do, I do. It's just I wasn't planning on spending more time in a holding cell when I was going to visit my family. Oh, who am I kidding? The slammer would be almost the same as time with my family.


Did you know you can use thermal ATM paper receipts to blot away shine from your face?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:07 AM

No I did not...

Are you saying my skin is shiny????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:21 AM



Uh, no-no! I mean...er...


How 'bout them apples?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:30 AM

Apples are pretty good.....

Do you really think I am gonna let you off that easy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:34 AM

:backs out of room with hands up:

I, I don't know what you're talking about, Dearest Heart.


Do you think she's kidding? Or should I be really worried??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:42 AM

no worries son, she is all talk!

what is a fuzzy alligator anyway?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:11 PM

something that hasn't shaved its' back.





did you see the full moon last night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:17 PM

No - we were in the middle of nasty storms - lots of damage throughout eastern PA.


Was it pretty?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:21 PM

I don't think there was a full moon.
We seemed to escape for now those bad horrible storms in Ohio.
Hope you are ok and damage is low.




don't you think its down right weird how all these storms are hitting all the states?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 01:26 PM

we are definitely in a very active and nasty weather pattern - seems to be around the globe. We're ok, thanks for asking!


Tribe vs Phillies - Who wins???????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:00 PM

Depends on who you ask.


Who do you want?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:02 PM

I don't know who, but I want it ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it going to be blazing hot again today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:03 PM

Not quite as hot here...only low to mid 90's (this weekend is back into triple-digits).


Isn't it a great time to work on your tan?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:05 PM

No!!!

Aren't there other ways to get some color in your cheeks?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:08 PM

Sure, but rouge on an 'older gentleman' would make you look a bit odd.


Can't we take a moratorium on political threads for the next 2 months?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:11 PM

Amen! The subject of the political threads never changes as well as the opinions of the posters!


Is PR wearing makeup now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:13 PM

He may be!

Would he look a bit like Ronnie Reagan? All pink in the cheeks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:24 PM

Ha! I think you're right...he would!


How good are his acting skills though?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:29 PM

hmph!!!!!

some of you know personally how good my acting skills are!!!!


do you use a little eyeliner (bare esencials from QVC) so that your eyebrows are awesome and don't appear to meet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:31 PM

Ah - not recently.........

And YOU???????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:37 PM

never touch the stuff!!!!!

Aren't there some natural ways to get some color, not out of a bottle or burning in the sun?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:43 PM

Eat lots and lots and lots of carrots.


Can you believe Debbie flipped someone off on the freeway?!?!?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:49 PM

Doesn't surprise me a bit about this "Debbie character"!

Is Debbie your alter-ego????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:52 PM



my boy BB is really "All About Eve"??????????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 02:56 PM

Pa, "All About Eve" wasn't about a split personality. I was the cycle of obsession turning into spite in the Hollywood scene.

Isn't Classic Hollywood the most??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 03:03 PM

you are right as always BB! I was thinking the "3 Faces of Eve"

classic movies are the bomb, no?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 03:36 PM

Yes!

Favorite Classic Movie Genre?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 03:43 PM

film noir (those old detective ones)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 03:52 PM

Question?????????????????????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 03:54 PM

oops (I hope BB didn't see that)

to be on not to be, that is the question?

whether it is more nobler in the mind....................
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 04:08 PM

Don't worry...be happy.


Do you think he will ever "get it"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 04:11 PM

That depends?


Sunset on a dock or sunrise on the beach?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 04:13 PM

Sunrise on the beach.

But do I really HAVE to choose just 1???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 04:31 PM

Guess not -

How about sunrise on the beach w/a mimosa, and sunset on a dock w/a frozen tropical drink?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 04:48 PM

That would work for me.



Mr. Slate had dozens of secretaries over the years. How come most of them had no names?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:04 PM

They hadn't created names for secretaries yet.


Who would you rather have for a friend: Rosie or the Great Gazoo?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:17 PM

Gazoo!

Did you know that Harvey Korman, the voice of the Great Gazoo, died last month?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:18 PM

Yes.

Didn't Heath Ledger die a couple of months agao?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:23 PM

[edit:: it totally took forever for this this to post...sorry]

They did, but Mr. Slate didn't feel it necessary to learn their names. You see, Mr. Slate was a man set in his ways and while he willingly hired female secretaries, he secretly harbored the belief that woman belonged back in the caves focusing their attention on raising the children and tanning the hides of the most recent kills. However, Mr. Slate also was never one to procure his own meat source, causing much gossip in the quarry where laborers often commented on Mr. Slate's questionable masculinity.

Do you know from where Smurfette came?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:25 PM

A prostitution ring?

When was the last time you did something really nice for yourself?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:32 PM

Last Friday, I bought 3 pairs of designer shoes and a pair of white and yellow gold earrings.

And you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 05:58 PM

today, I killed a bunch of political threads

do you think any actions we take have an impact, or just leave an impression?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:09 PM

now some of them were informative. Yes to the impact.




Don't you just love the power you yield chief?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:11 PM

It leaves an impression if you step on it.

Do you believe that we are the sum of all the people we have ever met?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:12 PM

sometimes it a curse P that carries with it heartache!

Can you please all the people all the time?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:14 PM

He is powerless against "our kind"!!!!! ::evil laugh::


Isn't BB a curious specimen?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:17 PM

Why, yes. Yes I am!!


Don't you think being a little (or a lot, in my case) off or odd is a good thing?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:17 PM

you can try but don't worry your life over it.




There's others that are "stranger" than BB!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:17 PM

si, but no more so than voracious Amazons, no?


(q&a)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:27 PM

I think you're speaking in "code".


Is there a manual for deciphering this code?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:31 PM

Probably not.


Have you tried yelling to get them to understand?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:35 PM

No...but I bet you've tried that with your "girls".


When was the last time you built a sandcastle on the beach?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:38 PM

It will be in one month from today!

You?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 06:45 PM

Last summer!


Isn't this thread very similar to the "What If" thread?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 07:02 PM

Yes.

What do you think, should we ignore the "what if" thread???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 07:14 PM

I think we should.

But won't curiosity get the best of us?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 07:21 PM

I try not to let it.


Is it obvious that I'm in denial?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:02 PM

Painfully obvious!!!!!


Any for skinny dipping?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:04 PM

::jumps in the cool water::

Come on in the water's fine!

Are you chicken?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:07 PM

No, I'm pork!


When will this day get over??
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:10 PM

I'm sorry to say never.

Is it time to go home now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:15 PM

I am home now, the office A/C broke this morning and the building will not cool down until the morning

Isn't it sad that even though I am "working" from home, I am here with you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:31 PM

Not at all.

Wouldn't you be with us if you were working from the office?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:44 PM

ah, shucks, thats right son, so I am right where I belong!!!!


are you where you belong?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 08:52 PM

I don't know where I belong.





Isn't it fun working at home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:09 PM

idk.


Are you really working when you're at home or goofing off?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:20 PM

I really do work!

Am I becoming a workaholic?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:21 PM

Goofing off.

If your S/O were a fruit, which would they be and why?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:30 PM

I would have to go with Banana.


Is it wrong to pick up something for dinner, for no good reason other than I am tired and I don't feel like cooking tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:32 PM

Nope. Not at all.

Isn't Lean Cuisine Pepperoni Pizza the BOMB!?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 09:41 PM

Never had it, but I might just give it a try!

What song is "your song"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 10:44 PM

"If you're not the one" Daniel Bedingfield....

Did he mean my or ours?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:06 PM

I meant “ours” as in “you and your significant other.”

Let’s try again. Which flavor of ice cream best describes your relationship right now?
Vanilla, Rocky Road, Peaches & Cream, Tooti Frutti
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:22 PM

Vainilla.

Is it too late to sign up for an open relationship?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:35 PM

yes it is, unless all waivers are executed in triplicate

are some folks so open minded their brains have fallen out?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:38 PM

I seem to remember once hearing that and then, 20 years later, those people who were accused of being too open minded were considered the norm. So, in answer to your question (and as much as I myself think there is such a thing as too open/liberal as well as too closed/conservative), yes, and those appear to be the guiding factor in determining that which is to become in the future.

Was that too much information?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:42 PM

No, but it was a little confusing...

Did you come up with that all on your own?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:46 PM

I bet he did cause he is amazing!

have you ever seen what he can do with a simple equation?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:50 PM

I have, and I am scared of it..

Did you know he is coming to Ohio????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:55 PM

yes, to see his dear Mum, and of course, YOU!!!!!!!

did you know I passed through the Toledo area not 5 months ago?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/11/08 11:56 PM

Are you serious???

Should I kick his old arse?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:28 AM

please don't! I went right passed Pooh and pjs and you, as well as BB's mother

Aren't people in Pennsylvania and Ohio scary?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:37 AM

I think not...

Aren't people from Texas who are old senile?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:00 AM

Not my Pa! He's the the most!


Do you think the pita bread I picked up at Crazy Jim's will go well with the hummus I made?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:05 AM

Yes I really do....

Did you know I like hummus too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:26 AM

no, how odd, it must be a buckeye thing!


what are buckeyes anyway? and would you eat one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:34 AM

I wouldn't, sounds gross...

Do you telecommute?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:01 PM

no.


why are there so many killer tornadoes around everywhere?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:40 PM

too much cold air clashing with the summer winds

whats up with the killer tomatoes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:49 PM

Remake of the 50's Sci-Fi Movies.


Killer Tornadoes, Killer Tomatoes, what's next?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 12:56 PM

Killer chickens???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:00 PM

Attack of the Killer Chickens - They've turned the tables, and are now feasting on humans!


Would it be a summer blockbuster?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:02 PM

yes, right next to attack of the 50 foot funky chicken.


Why wouldn't you use a turkey rather than a small chicken for a pipe bomb?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:05 PM

Because they had chickens at the grocery and not turkeys?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:05 PM

Turkeys are too heavy, less of an impact, silly.

Have you ever built a chicken-bomb?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:11 PM

no, but I am thinking some of the BOL ladies would be a good candidate for this weapon of mass destruction!!! :snickers:


So, do I take a jacket with me to NY next week, is it warm up there?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:13 PM

Yes, very warm. No jackets required.


Where are ya staying?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 01:42 PM

Times Square?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:13 PM

No...too crowded there!


Do you think he'll stick out like a total "tourist" while he's there?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:14 PM

yes
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:29 PM

yes, what? Mister

if he wears his mowing attire he will surely fit right in with the NY crowd.



Did you watch Top Chef last night?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:30 PM



Can we ban Peepers from this thread!!!!????????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:42 PM

Ms. B, while a question is an important part of this thread, so is an answer

Top Chef - No, didn't watch.

Ban Peepers - Noooo, we'd miss him too much!


Lemon Merangue or Key Lime Pie?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:42 PM

we'll just let BB deal with him.

Won't that be fun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:42 PM

Key Lime...

Raspberries or blackberries?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:43 PM

Raspberries - sprinkled on top of Key Lime!


Strawberries or Blueberries?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:45 PM

strawberries

steak or fish?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:46 PM

black

and I am staying in Armonk, where ever that is? I think the cab ride from La Guardia is like $200, does that sound right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:52 PM

More or less, yes it does sound right.

Do you think Audit_gal's expecting me to bring her a full meal when I return to Ohio?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 02:56 PM

yes, and hot too because that young lady never learned to cook!

Will you have time to travel up into Michigan and deliver a hot meal to me Ma?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 03:47 PM

no.


did you ever walk by someone's desk and notice that it looks like their spider plant is dying and wanted to say something but you had your lunch in your hand and you felt dizzy and you were on the wall side of the cube so you didn't want to walk around and you weren't sure if the person was sitting there and you decided it would be disruptive to others to stand at the wall yelling "Hey, your spider plant looks like it needs water!!!" so you just kept walking?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 03:51 PM

Only once a week!!! Golly, kitten, it's like we're in the same office.

PR, how does homemade pesto sound? I should still be able to get plenty of basil in the country (but I won't be taking my pasta machine with me, so it'll be store-bought pasta. Sorry.).
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 05:33 PM

Homemade pesto sounds great. I'll be waiting!


Have you ever considered becoming a "personal chef"?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 05:45 PM

Not seriously, but I think I'd love it!

What was the last homemade mean you cooked?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 05:50 PM

I don't know what it means to cook a mean.



Our cafeteria made food with tomatos in it. I've eaten it, should I now be afraid?





are you happy now Ms. B?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 05:52 PM

Haven't done many homemade 'means' lately.

How about you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 05:59 PM

Nope (and Peeps should be afraid, very afraid)


Is a bagel with no hole still a bagel?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:01 PM

no, that's a "bun".

why does my mother insist on calling me during the day on my cell phone when she has my work number?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:06 PM

Maybe she forgot which number was on speed dial.


Do you prefer:
champagne
or
asti-spumanti?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:08 PM

Because she knows she has that control over you.

Haven't you considered putting your phone on silent or vibrate then ignoring the calls you don't want?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:11 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Maybe she forgot which number was on speed dial.


Do you prefer:
champagne
or
asti-spumanti?



champers!

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Because she knows she has that control over you.

Haven't you considered putting your phone on silent or vibrate then ignoring the calls you don't want?


i do that, but then she gets all offended and thinks i am mad at her and ever since the cancer, we try not to antagonize her.


is that crazy?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:21 PM

No it's not crazy- your mom sounds like she needs a hug.




Why do we think we are so happy go lucky and boom......we are deep in a hole of depression?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 06:24 PM

it's just a little down time (no pun intended) designed to give your happy muscle a rest.

do you need a hug too? {{hugs}}
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:18 PM

Unfortunately, it seems to come with being born female


Have you tried Preseco instead of Champagne? (It's YUM!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:19 PM

OMC, ♥ proseco!!!


why can't we drink at work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:20 PM

We can - tomorrow - BOL Bar!

Wouldn't it be loverly if we could really get refreshment from the BOL Bar?

(kitten - had a Zonen Prosecco Brut the other night at a dinner, A+++++++ IT WAS YUMMERS!



Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:22 PM

it would be sooooo loverly!!

would the bar have hot pour-tenders?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:23 PM

Can there be any other kind?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:24 PM

Yes, sweetie darling...with pants so tight they'll be bouncing off the walls.

Wasn't Patsy just the best friend ever?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:25 PM

Patsy was great!!!!

did drinking really keep her thin?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:50 PM

Kind of - but it was more the barfing that came with the drinking.


How about some Chippendale-esque dancers at the bar?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 07:52 PM

Sorry, I'll be busy.


You did mean me, correct?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:05 PM

Yep...she was DEFINITELY lookin' at YOU!

PEEPERS!!!!!! Yes...I'm happy now.

Doesn't it sometimes feel like you're dealing with a bunch of 3rd graders around here???


Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:08 PM

Yes. I mean, no. Wait, yes!

Oh, nevermind. I'm tired and need a nap.

Is that what you meant?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:11 PM

Yes...and I need a nap too.

Don't you think we all should have a designated "nap time" at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:13 PM

twice a day

can I have my own rug and tempurpedic pillow, or do I have to share?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:16 PM

I think sharing would be more fun...(or maybe not...depends on who you have to share with)


Is it hitting the "triple-digits" there today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:29 PM

It should be soon, just not yet.

Doesn't hot weather make you ?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:31 PM

No, No, No, No, No!


You wouldn't want to share your pillow with Debbie, would you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:37 PM

Ha! I'd love to see BB share ANYTHING with Debbie!

Hot weather makes me .

Why is there a strange man circling my area?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:40 PM

like you don't know.


is anyone else not surprised that there is a strange man circling Ms. B's area?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:43 PM

No
PR - No
BB - Nope
LF - No Way
Peepers - hahahahahahahahaha


Shouldn't you investigate Ms.B?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:47 PM

I'd be afraid of what you might find.


Don't you think you'd need a team to do that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:54 PM

depends. are we investingating the strange man or ms. b?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 08:55 PM

how strange is the man in question?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 09:02 PM

He must be pretty strange if Ms. B thinks he is.


Right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 09:22 PM

ok, I am back I was visiting another office and got lost.

so how's it hangin'?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 09:28 PM

[Must control my urge to post something pubescent]

Self-restraint is supposed to be a good thing, right?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 09:33 PM

As long as it doesn't result in bodily harm

You didn't strain anything, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 09:34 PM

certainly, discretion is the better part of valor, or something like that...............

Is liberty a licence to do anything, at any time, for any reason you want?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 10:41 PM

Pretty much!

Do you feel "liberated" at this very moment?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:11 PM

yes, but its all a matter of degree

how "liberated" are you now that you are in the comfortable confines of home?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:24 PM

Hey, I'm still in the office!

Does that mean PR thinks I think the office is my home? What's he thinking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:29 PM

oh oh, it must be time for the Aricept.

Can I get Aricept at Wal mart for $4?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:30 PM

idk...

what is it and what is it for????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:38 PM

I can't remember, or wait, now I know - its for memory loss and dementia

can I get on your prescrip plan, mine stinks?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:40 PM

Psst, PR. Just take a trip down to Mexico and you can get the good stuff for much less. Then bribe the border guards (you should use booze).

Wouldn't that be the bestest plan?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:47 PM

ooh, I have connections in El Paso/Juarez

should I go there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:48 PM

Yes but not for long...


Do you like my hair black or blonde?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/12/08 11:56 PM

how many times must you ask me that!?!?!?!?!?!!?


I like you looking "older", don't you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:20 AM

Older yes, but not old...

Why must you be so mean?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:21 AM

cause I am "old", not "older"

now you don't really think I am mean, do you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:22 AM

Sometimes....

Do you believe me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:28 AM



yes, I have the upmost faith in what you tell me!

wouldn't it break your heart if a friend thought bad of you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:31 AM

I hope not. PR is really a nive person (but he wants people to think he's rigid).

Do you think if I present to be possessed I could go home early tomorrow?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 12:33 AM

not only may you go home early, but I would call the padded wagon to take you there!!!

are you still at work?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:10 AM

No, it's 9 pm...

What time do you get off work Friday?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:15 AM

4:30 PST.

And you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:16 AM

I am thinking of leaving at noon central

who came up with these times "zones" anyway?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:17 AM

5 p.m. AZ time (we don't observe DST so I don't know really what that makes us...but it's 6:15 right now).

Have you ever had a dream and incorporated it into reality?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:21 AM

I haven't.

You don't want to know about my reality, do you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:30 AM

Not really....

Don't you think Freaks reality would be crazy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:57 AM

Not at all.

My reality can't be worse than the reality of those from Ohio, can it (AG, BB)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:58 AM

oh yes it can, just think if you lived in the northwest?

Shouldn't the sun be seen at least 10 times in the winter?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:23 PM

I'd prefer more.


I just read an article that indicated men seeing women in bikinis made men more impulsive. Since when is that new? How do I get a grant to test that theory?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:24 PM

Once should be sufficient.


Are you going to avoid work as much as possible today???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:27 PM

I intend to avoid all things work related today...

Big plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:29 PM

Yes.

Do you have a headache?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:29 PM

A few things "in the works"...which will hopefully lead me to loads of trouble!


What are your plans?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:39 PM

Painting, painting and more painting!


Plans for Father's Day?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 01:40 PM

Taking my husband out to lunch in Austin for Father's Day and generally being a bum...I probably need to do some homework...blah...

What is your least favorite household chore?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:09 PM

outside, anything in 100 degree sun!

do woment know where the garbage can is?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:10 PM

Women? WOMEN???????????????????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:17 PM

Do men know where the toilet is???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:23 PM

Yes - anywhere out behind our barn!


Why is it that guys can just go and pee anywhere they want, but when we have to pee it has to be a big production number?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:28 PM

Because we use TP, they shake...

Any other questions????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 02:33 PM

i have one...

what's up with this screen??? it's all scrunched up and there's no reply box?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 03:14 PM

I have no idea.

Will this bring back the thread?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 03:19 PM

It might.

Do you think this thread is perhaps active in a parallel universe
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 03:36 PM

Maybe.

Is this bizzaro world?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:07 PM

Ahhhhhhhh...back to normal.


Aren't you glad?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:11 PM

I'm not sure I'd call it normal, but sure.


Do you think the day will fly by now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:12 PM

It already has, I am home already.

Is it cocktail time, yet??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:16 PM

It is always 5:00 SOMEWHERE!


What shall it be today Peeps?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:17 PM

Mayhem!

Which TV mom was responsible for making the shag haircut popular:

Shirley Partridge
or
Carol Brady?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:17 PM

Are you making a Peeps cocktail??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 04:33 PM

Hmmmm, lets see, we'd need, grain, peeps, a touch of Cointreau.....

What do you think?????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 06:45 PM

I think I'm not thinking right now.


Do you think anyone will notice if I take a nap under my desk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 06:50 PM

yes they would, especially if it turned out to be Ms. Biscuit's desk


anyone want to leave early, I am handing out passes?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 07:53 PM

I do.


Do you think I'd be taking a nap if it was Ms. B's desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 07:59 PM

I'm thinking with everything that I've heard was under that, not to mention other bankers who have lost their ways, napping would be the last thing on your mind.


Have you ever heard that how you walk indicates how you work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 08:07 PM

yes, its very true, people tell me all the time I walk just like John Wayne

whats under your desk right now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 08:24 PM

I have not heard that.

So what does it mean if I walk fast?

(what's up with that pig, BB? he looks like a bad-a$$!)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 08:33 PM

Like me, you're a fast worker but can sometimes focus so much on performing quickly that you might forget the details. Oh, well.

And my pig is badass! It's the new Jan Brady BaconBoy.


What do you think is the best thing about your State?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:05 PM

that there is an intervening state between it and Arizona, ..know what I mean?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:08 PM

For sure (lots of weirdos in Arizona)

I'm teaching a compliance class to a half dozen new cashiers @ 3:30 today. Four have no financial institution experience. Should I just make stuff up for the heck of it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:16 PM

No, because the two who do have experience might know better!

Do you think these would look good with the outfit I bought at The Crypt? Shoes
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:20 PM

I like them!

Will you wear them on our date?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:36 PM

lets see a photobucket of the rest of the outfit?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:43 PM

Freak: I haven't decided if I'll get them...there are a couple other pairs under consideration.

Pale: Can't link to the rest of the outfit - I would be censored (most likely by you!)

Why does chocolate suddenly not taste good?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:55 PM

Because it's been sitting around too long.

Do you think PR and LF know that I think they're a couple of PUNKS!!?!?!?!? :P AZ rox. Straw will tell you, too.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:56 PM

did you recently brush your teeth?

and you are right Becka, I would be all over your post like a dirty shirt!!!!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 09:59 PM

Brushed my teeth this morning, but not since.

The rest of the outfit is definitely not a dirty shirt!

What do you think of these? Guess
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:05 PM

Bacon: Sorry dude, but you can't keep living in denial.

Becka: Those would be acceptable under our summer dress guidelines.

How can anyone walk wearing shoes like that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:10 PM

don't show me any more, I can't take it!!!

do you have anything in a strappy with one side exposed?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:12 PM

With style, that's how!

How would you like to try walking in THESE? Ballet Heels
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:13 PM

:yikes:

wouldn't those lead to hammer toe?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
do you have anything in a strappy with one side exposed?


I'm not sure what you mean - most of the heels I've seen that have only one side cut away are not strappy.

Can you show an example?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
:yikes:

wouldn't those lead to hammer toe?


I'm thinking more like bloody toe!

What would happen if women didn't wear high heels?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:20 PM

Not at this point....

Di you like pointy toe heels?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:22 PM

No. Why do people think pointy-toe heels are attractive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:43 PM

its women, not us guys that think they look good

why would you think I could show an example of a strappy heel with an open side showing the arch? Does it look like I have a shoe or foot fetish?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 10:51 PM

Cause you asked about it.... It actually does look that way..


Aren't you glad today is over?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 11:00 PM

Amen!!!!

its payday and the weekend!!!!

what's for dinner?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/13/08 11:54 PM

Left over pizza from lunch..

Did you already eat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:09 AM

stuffing my face as we type (kinda messy)

do you like blackberries, rasberries, and banana all mixed up?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:16 AM

Nope, but I like bananas...


Whacha eatin?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:19 AM

two meats, two chesses, lettuce, peppers all rolled up in a big tortilla and aforementioned fruit - brownies and ice cream for dessert

what do you think that will do for my figure?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:20 AM

Help probably....

Don't you hate men who have good metabolism rates?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:24 AM

nope, that would be like hating myself

maybe having more children would result in less weight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:24 AM

Um yeah.....

Anyone other than pale see the insanity behind his comment?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:28 AM

not on a Friday night

why don't we go see a movie or something?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:31 AM

Sounds good...

What do you wanna see?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:34 AM

IDK, is that Green Manalichi thing on yet, you know, Hulk Hogan or whateve it is.......................?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:39 AM

I don't think so....

Did you just have your answer be a questionnnn?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:53 AM

maybe, is that not allowed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 12:59 AM

No. Do I need to review the rules with you, Pa?

(and that's my question)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 01:01 AM

No

Why would I need some snot nosed kid telling me the rules?

(I am the pater familia!)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 01:10 AM

Because I am the Gatekeeper and have committed myself to keeping people informed.


You did know that, didn't you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 01:55 AM

That's the word on the street (numerous posters have been b!tch slapped by you on countless occasions).

But I thought you were the keymaster. No?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:33 AM

I am. I am both. Yet I am neither. And if maintaining order in this thread requires a firm hand, I'll be there because I believe I can fly.


Have you ever adjusted something while riding on the escalator that woud draw attention of those behind you or heading the opposite direction on the other escalator that might have caused a bit of a problem and you know you're going to be called into the boss' office on Monday?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:43 AM

Ah - no - don't usually have that problem.

Did that happen to you today BB?????
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 02:07 PM

I thinks it did...

Do you think he is in trouble?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 02:24 PM

no, it's all Debbies' fault.




Don't you think BB loves his Debbie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:34 PM

Is that what they call love nowadays?

and what's that got to do with it anyway?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:35 PM

Nothing really...

WHAT?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:36 PM

I didn't say anything

oh, did you see the nasty slap at auditors in the God thread?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 03:44 PM

No..

Should I go look?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/14/08 07:42 PM

I am. Haven't ventured into that thread yet.


What's eating Gilbert Grape?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/15/08 01:10 AM

Bugs....

Why is my head aching?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/15/08 01:40 AM

Bugs are eating your brain.

Wouldn't that be too weird???
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/15/08 01:57 AM

Yeah WaY too weird...

Does LF freak u out sometimes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 10:43 AM

Almost all of the time.

Do you like your auditors?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 11:11 AM

Heck No!

Is the most commonly asked question in the cooler something about LF being freaky?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 11:46 AM

To be sure

Have we ever figured how why LF is so freaky?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 11:57 AM

Originally Posted By: corkygirl
To be sure

Have we ever figured how why LF is so freaky?
Well, wouldn't it be a bit odd to have a name like 'LilFreak if you were normal and sane? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 12:08 PM

ya know, he probably is sane, and we're all crazy and freaky.



What did you do this past weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 12:09 PM

Went to the pool, BBQ's, mani-pedi...

You?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 12:14 PM

mowed, gardened, swimming in the pool- finally!




What do you like to cook out?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 12:39 PM

everything!

Do you like baked beans?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 12:40 PM

Steaks, chicken, shrimp, smoked-turkey steaks are very good grilled and cook in no time.

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 02:25 PM

I loved baked beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no cook outs though, it was my weekend ya know?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 02:50 PM

I'm glad you didn't have to do that- hopefully they took care of you on Sunday!



Why does my son insist on continually dunking me in my swimming pool when he knows I don't like it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 02:56 PM

Because there is a short circuit in the male child's brain to continually do things that will make his parent want to beat him...

Have you considered a frontal lobotomy for him?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:01 PM

HA! He's 29- and I'm no match for him.





July 4th will soon be here.......you know what that means?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:19 PM

Another holiday with just my hubby and I (Oh did that sound negative and resentful???)


What are you planning on doing on the 4th?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:33 PM

The wife wants to go camping, but it's not warm enough yet for me.


I received an email at work yesterday from Glenna Sadler titled, “Greater pleasure for you.” Should I open it to see what the heck she’s talking about?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:34 PM

Absolutely!

How could it be bad?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:36 PM

I don't know who she is.


You don't think she's infected, do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 03:40 PM

with a name like glenna, I am not even sure she is a she!!!!!

have you had all your shots?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:01 PM

I'm up-to-date! I opened the email and there was a link and this: Are you tuckered out of your male incompetence?

Surely she is not implying that males are incompetent, is she?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:03 PM

Nnnnnoooooo....

Why would *anyone* imply that????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:06 PM

Well we all know that males are incompetent, the question is....

Are you tuckered out by male impotence?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:17 PM

this is all a tad bit personal for someone of my advanced years!!

and I am shocked at the movies Pooh goes to watch, shocked I tell ya!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:40 PM

Oh PR - what can I say? I'm sure Mrs PR would say that you're the stuff legend is made of!

Now, what type of legend would that be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:44 PM

the legend of the incredible shrinking man I am afraid


when will our male scientists and researchers have that little blue pill for the ladies ready for market?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:48 PM

Some women already do take the little blue pill.


What color are your eyebrows?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 04:55 PM

Brown (with coordinating polka-dots)


And your's (I'm guessing white and long and wild, n'est pas?)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 05:44 PM

Blonde (I don't have Andy Rooney eyebrows!)

Were you ever expelled from school? If so, what did you do?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 05:54 PM

Never.

Did you ever get caught skipping school?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 05:56 PM

I never skipped school.


Were you as good a kid as I was?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:01 PM

Probably better than you, because I do everything better than others.


Do you know I'm just joking? Or am I?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:06 PM

Prolly not...

Does any one else think that Ops was not necessarily a well-behaved child??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:08 PM

Just because one didn't get caught doesn't mean one was not naughty....

Did I just give too much information?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:14 PM

Nope, but feel free to share.

You know that online confessions carry the same weight as going in person?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:22 PM

Was not aware of that...

Does that mean you would have to keep the confession in trust as a member of the clergy?

Or is it more of a perp confession where everything I say can be held against me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 06:30 PM

the later dear, and that goes especially in PMs - everything, even photos, will be shared from those
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 08:03 PM

what's your question chief?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 08:07 PM

Tisk, tisk!! I noticed that but thought I've been coming down too hard on BOLers who fail to follow the established rules of the Question thread, so I let it slide. Guess I need to get back in the game and Moderate this thread a little better.

Or, do you think PR is one of those punks who thinks rules were made to be broken?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 08:27 PM

my question was implied you punks and punkettes!!!

the rules are never broken in my presence, only bent

Why do people from Ohio think they can get away with such insolence?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 08:31 PM

There are people from Ohio?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 08:48 PM

Listen up, Punk Royale. I'm formerly of Ohio and although I'm going back next month I really don't consider myself Ohioan any more.


Did you hear that story about the guy who claimed he hired a babysitter on craigslist and returned to find his apartment empty: no babysitter, no child??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 09:55 PM

A (Punk) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?

(And...yes...I did hear about that story...very bizarre...)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 09:55 PM

Get out!

She wasn't really a babysitter? Where do you find quality referrals anymore?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 10:53 PM

from other BOL coolies

would you babysit my kids Freak?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 10:59 PM

I'm pretty sure they're adults and do not require a babysitter.


Besides, why would you wish such a horrible fate upon your own children? Do you have a deep dislike for them or something?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 11:04 PM

For humor.... Yes...

Do you have days like that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/16/08 11:46 PM

Yes and today was one of them.

Do you have days like this?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:04 AM

All the time...

Is that okay?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:24 AM

Yes, but it's not right.



Did you pick up on the Whitney Houston song?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:16 AM

No, Not today.

Momma said there'd be days like this - is today one of them?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 10:36 AM

Nope, today is Tuesday.

Why is this thread still chugging along?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:01 AM

Cause it's fun and not in the least controversial

Don't you like answering questions?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:06 AM

I do it all day long.

Don't you?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:11 AM

Depends on who is doing the askin!! From you- always my queen

Busy day ahead?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:49 AM

yeah, always.



How many kiddos does chief have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 12:34 PM

Yep, flood review.

What are you up to?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:07 PM

Preparing for a fabulously boring day of webinars for an upcoming system release...woo hoo

Did you know that Saturday is the summer solstice?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:17 PM

Yes.

Did you know that that is when day and night are equal?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:23 PM

equal how, not in terms of when its happening, ya know?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:25 PM

Uh, actually that would be the vernal equinox in March and the autumnal equinox in September. The summer solstice is when the daylight hours are the longest of the year, as opposed to the winter solstice, when the daylight hours are the shortest of the year.

Don't you wish it would stay light this late for the whole summer?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:31 PM

Yes, I'd like to see the sun (after working in a office w/ no windows all day).

Do you have any rituals you have to perform during the day or playing sports?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:36 PM

Uh duh... thanks Steve...
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 01:57 PM


quick DQ, ask a question!

You don't want BB yelling at you, do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:10 PM

Why am I so dumb today???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:15 PM

I know, I know

but I also know not to say, else I get you know what?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:18 PM

A big fat slap in the face? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:24 PM

exactly, but why is a slap phat?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:34 PM

it hurts more


How come when it get's hot it's stinks?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:51 PM

Because the heat causes mammels to sweat (at least those with sweat glands) and creates a reaction with organic material that releases chemicals into the air as the heat aids in decomposition, thus creating an unpleasant odor that we associate with the stink of heat.

Does everybody think I'm the Question Thread Gestapo?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:55 PM

yes, but we love you for it.

you don't like keeping control in here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 02:58 PM

You know, I actually do like keeping control.

Does that make me the unofficial Moderator of Question Thread Compliance?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 03:18 PM

i think so.

but i think you should be the official moderator. to whom do you apply?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 03:19 PM

Bob Newhart.

Should I go swimming after work or go watch more softball games?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 03:53 PM

Swimming.


Haven't you been to enough softball games?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:11 PM

Depends on who's playing.


Are the angels in the outfield?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:24 PM

NO, angels are imaginary.

Do you believe in angels?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:31 PM

No

Do you believe in Fairies?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:32 PM

No, you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:35 PM



Well, um, you see...I sort of. Don't judge me!


Is anyone else hungry?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:46 PM

Nope, just ate

Why are you hungry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 04:47 PM

I just ate, a Colonna combo sub. Yummy.

What's for lunch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 05:14 PM

Cheese Steak.

What's for dinner?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 05:15 PM

Homemade beef stew and French bread

You?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:21 PM

IDK, but it's bound to be filling.

So, what do you think is up with all those severed feet washing up on shore in western Canada?!?!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:22 PM

Link, link??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:27 PM

Probably drowing victims from boating accidents.

Would you want to work from home?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:32 PM

Sorry...don't have a link.

Do you think he's hallucinating AGAIN!?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:32 PM

Here DQ...check this out...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,357703,00.html

Crazazy...huh?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:33 PM

Becka, only the feet are coming ashore... doesn't that seem weird?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:35 PM

And it's the fifth foot in a year...in generally the same vicinity...that's beyond weird, no?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:52 PM

DQ, I read one article that said something about hands & feet detaching themselves from bodies that have been in the water for a while. It didn't sound like they suspected any foul play.

But what do you suppose happened to the rest of the bodies?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 06:58 PM

I just ate, I don't want to think about that.


How'd we get on that topic?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:00 PM

It's all my fault. Just like that cake incident a while back, and the tire blowing out and the alleged break-in and that time the back doors were left wide open and that other time we thought the power went out...


Do you think I'm jinxed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:01 PM

I believe it can be traced back to the "one who loves bacon".

Am I wrong?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:06 PM

Nope. I know better than to disagree with a woman.


Do you think I'd get in trouble if I did?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:15 PM

don't you do every night you coach the softball chicks?





he loves it tho, doesn't he?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:22 PM

Not every night, only Wednesdays. I just keep my hair short so I don't pull it out.


Do you think they notice that I don't pay attention to the complainers?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:32 PM

Most likely, and it gives the complainers more to complain about.


How's the team doing?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:44 PM

Better than I thought. It's been rainy up here, so you can tell they don't want to play (ie all the complaints). That and the no jewelry rule.


How many questions do you think I've been asked about other piercings?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:51 PM

probably alot.



Are your girls fun and nice to coach?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:57 PM

My girls?

Isn't that kind of a personal question?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 07:58 PM

They aren't too bad, but I'm not taking it too serious. They just want to have fun.

Why do people sign up for teams, but never show up?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:14 PM

Because at the time, it sounds like a good thing.


How many more games do you have?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:45 PM

We've got 14 more, but now coed is starting. I had to recruit a few new females for that since some on the women's team aren't comfortable playing with men.


Do you think I need to get a life?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:48 PM

As much as any of us hanging around this site need to get a life!

Where does one go to get a life?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:50 PM

Somewhere other than the computer.




Is the sun shining where you are?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:52 PM

No

Where should I go hiking this weekend?
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:56 PM

Some place where it's very public <sorry, I just read the real story behind "The Strangers" movie>




Are you an enigma to those closest to you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 08:58 PM

The Rockies.


Doesn't it seem so peaceful there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:05 PM

Very peaceful and serene.

Maybe we should shake The Rockies up a bit?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:17 PM

Do you want to start an avalanche?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:21 PM

Yes! And then ski down behind it!

Don't you think that would be fun?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:24 PM

I'm up for skiing.


Do you think we'd we able to wear shorts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:26 PM

Nope, you're fine just the way you are.


Isn't it funny that all those people think 113 F is too hot for them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:31 PM

That's too hot for me.


Are you able to cook your bacon on the sidewalk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 09:41 PM

No, it's not nearly hot enough for that. But if I invested in a solar oven I could.

Will it be warm enough to swim if it stays in the 110s + F all week?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 10:08 PM

Yup - think it will be.

Do you chill your pool with temps that high?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 10:32 PM

No way..

Who has a pool?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 10:37 PM

Bacon Boy????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:42 PM

We have a community pool and it's heated in the winter but not really cooled in the summer (there's a water feature that introduces air into the pool to reduce the temp, but I don't think it's ever warm enough to warrent its use).


Does anyone else dislike humidity as much as I do?? (I'd gladly take 115 F with low humidity than high humidity any day)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:52 PM

115F - no, 115 is still 115. Humidity


Tropical island or desert resort?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 06/17/08 11:53 PM

I dislike humid. I like warm and dry Santa Ana weather...those warm breezes are the best!

What is a fool-proof get-rich-quick scheme?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 12:23 AM

Being a Passion party person.

Are you aware?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 12:56 AM

I am now.

Should I research being a Passion Party Person at work?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 01:09 AM

If you can get away with it...

Why does sitting in an all day FACT Act seminar leave me feeling so wrung out?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 01:10 AM

For sure...

Do you think you can get there at work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 10:38 AM

Becka, thanks, I didn't know that. ewww... where are the rest of the bodies???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 12:12 PM

Home sleeping....where the rest of us should be.


Why is it so early?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 01:10 PM

Because the early bird gets the worm!!!


Do you prefer yours fat/juicy or lean/mean?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:11 PM

Lean/mean.


Are we talking women?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:13 PM

I was talking about worms.


Do you think we could get into some trouble today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:15 PM

My magic 8 ball says "chances are good."


Do you think people get nervous when I use it to make decisions?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:19 PM

It is decidedly so.

Do you shoot pool?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:20 PM

I tend to torture it more than shoot it.


Favorite sport - to watch & to play?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:26 PM

Football for both.


What about you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:27 PM

play: swim, watch: show-jumping


Are you going out for lunch today or eating in your office?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:27 PM

watch = baseball play = golf

Why do you always make me choose just one?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:31 PM

Turning to the magic 8 ball for the answer "Go for it."


Is that supposed to mean you have to make a decision?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:39 PM

That means you should follow through with your original intent.


Do you think people taking your time for granted is worse than taking advantage of your friendship?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:43 PM

Both are equally offensive and punishable by death.

Do you think I had too much coffee this morning?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:45 PM

No.


What do you think would happen if someone tried to inter-office a bat?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:46 PM

Depends...are you talking fruit bat, baseball bat, or scary blood sucking vampire bat?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:48 PM

I was thinking softball bat, but now, I'm curious about the others too.

What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:49 PM

I knew you were talking about a softball bat for some reason.

Is there an inter-office envelope big enough?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:50 PM

Well, the challenge would be getting the scary blood sucking vampire bat in the interoffice envelope...but I think with the right amount of twine and some ingenuity...it could work.

Does that seem a little extreme?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:52 PM

Not that I'm aware of.


Do you know how many looks you get when you stroll into a bank with a softball bat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:57 PM

Hmmmm...I would imagine quite a few.

Aluminum or wood?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 02:57 PM

Haven't tried that one yet.

Do you know how many looks you get when you strut into a bank wearing your slutty stilettos from a costume party of the night before when you were doing drag Madonna circa the Girlie Show?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:00 PM

Depends on where the branch is located.

Can I borrow your stilettos?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:05 PM

Sure, they have a spot where you can put a live beta fish in each one and they light up with every step.

Do you think I should have opted for the ones without the fish bowl?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:20 PM

I think the fish bowls adds something to the look.


Do they leak?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:24 PM

Not so long as I'm upright...but once those puppies go up on the air it's so-long betas.


Do you ever laugh when you see a model slip and fall on a runway?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:27 PM

No. Ok, yes.


Don't they look so graceful when they fall?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:57 PM

Sure, if you say so.
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Do they even look graceful when they're walking?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 03:57 PM

When it's shown in slow motion, yes!!!


Is it human nature to laugh at those who fall?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 04:01 PM

Think so.



So what's for lunch today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 04:09 PM

Swedish meatballs and a panini.

You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 04:16 PM

chicken caesaer

Where did you get the Swedish meatballs?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:19 PM

Probably from Sweden or the Swedish Chef on the Muppet Show.

Did the Swedish Chef really speak Swedish?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:22 PM

I don't know.


Was the chef fromerly from the Swedish bikini team?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:28 PM

Wow...with a mustache like that...I would hope not...

Do you prefer the Muppets over Fraggle Rock?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:29 PM

Heck no. Always hated Fraggle Rock!

Nickelodeon or Disney?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:31 PM

Disney

MTV or VH1?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:37 PM

Neither

Family Guy or South Park?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 05:44 PM

That's a tough one.

How can you make me chose just one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:03 PM

Because I am mean, that is why...

Baked or mashed potatoes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:04 PM

Technically, you wouldn't be chosing either one in the Question Thread. That would be reserved for other This Or That Thread (or was it Either Or Thread?). Whatever, keep in mind some of us like to maintain order in the Question Thread and, obviously, the rules need to be stated periodically. Well, perhaps on a daily basis with certain BOLers who are known for breaking the rules. Punks!

Isn't it rad to pull my weight like I do?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:11 PM

Oh yeah...way rad (we just let you THINK you're pullin' your weight around).

Where did my apple go?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:12 PM

DQ: mashed (with a deep well filled with gravy)
BB: Uh, yeah it’s rad that you pull your weight (what little there is you scrawny twerp!)

Speaking of gravy, have you ever had ham gravy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:20 PM

BB, shhhh! Before I send a big ol' wind down there and blow you and your big buckle away...

Anyone wanna see that happen to big bad baconboy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:21 PM

LF, I have had redeye gravy with ham... it was a bit bitter.


Did you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:27 PM

, I ♥ y'all. Even those who think I'd blow away in a stiff wind.

And I've not had either of those gravies.

Did you know that the moon is never fully full all night long during its cycle?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:27 PM

Then why does it keep me awake on full moon nights? (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:28 PM

No, not redeye. Mom would cook a picnic ham in the cast iron dutch oven and make gravy from the drippings (yum!) Actually, she could make gravy from anything with her dutch oven.

Okay, I believe Ms. Biscuit is still looking for her apple. Who's going to fess up?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:29 PM

Wasn't me...I had a 'nana....

Why can't people follow simple instructions?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:36 PM

I really wish I knew the answer to that question, TE.

Do you think it's because they expect me to keep them in line?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:37 PM

Not really, bacon strip...

Why do you seem to think you are in charge?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:39 PM

Interesting that you assumed that I was referring to you, Senor Bacon...

Kind of presumptuous, isn't it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:46 PM

Totally! I had a really big meal last night and now I think everything is about me.

Can you forgive me, DQ and TE?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 06:49 PM

But of course...I ♥ Bacon!

Don't you agree, Queen?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 07:27 PM

Not sure what The Queen thinks...but Bacon is da' bomb!


Are you ready for a nap?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 07:30 PM

I just ate, so of course.


Do you think I'll get a raise since I've played IT, maintenence, and security today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 07:34 PM

Don't hold your breath.


Is that YOUR breath that stinks?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 07:39 PM

Stinks, no. Smells good, yes.


Don't you have to be married before you can fall apart?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 07:46 PM

Nope, all you have to be is known to each other. That's traditionally where things start going down hill.


Do you brush your teeth at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 08:09 PM

Yes...on occasion.


Do you floss daily?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 08:54 PM

Not necessarily daily.


Do you use mouthwash?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 08:56 PM

Naw...

Who sent me the stale, chocolate donut with the dead fly squished into the frosting in the interoffice mail?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 08:59 PM

You can't prove it was me.


Has any one else tried to interoffice interesting items?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:00 PM

Stickbugs.

You?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:07 PM

You know those plastic bats you buy for kids that have the enormous barrel.


Do you think they'd notice if I slipped out early?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:22 PM

No

What is the first sign that someone is no longer a friend?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:25 PM

Them punching you in the belly is a clue

Oh, did you mean outside of 2nd grade?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:25 PM

When they stop talking to you...

Anything else?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:37 PM

There is always more.


What about ditching you after you plan something?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 09:54 PM

Maybe they had a good reason to cancel

Is it still Ok if they reschedule?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 10:05 PM

Possibly, but you know in your heart of hearts when it's time to call it quits.


Why doesn't anyone know what they're doing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 10:39 PM

They lack guidance.


If I were Santa and you were a little girl/boy on my lap, what would you say?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 10:41 PM

I want world peace for Christmas...

What about you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/18/08 11:36 PM

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!


How about you??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 10:44 AM

I will think on it.

What do you think, TE???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 12:40 PM

I think maybe she's still asleep.


I want a Chatty-Cathy doll!


When you hear 'retro' what decade do you think of?



Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:11 PM

60's, 70's, & 80's. Ok, maybe thats not one decade.


Are you trying to get ahead of the fashion scene?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:18 PM

I'm already way ahead...latex is in!


Do you have any lotion?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:21 PM

Yes.

What kind would you like, and I'll send some over?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:29 PM

Something with aloe, please.

What else do you have that you can send over?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:41 PM

I have a Hawaiian Punch...it's a lovely mixer

What was your favorite cartoon as a child?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:44 PM

Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner! (btw...I'm still a child)

What was your fave?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:53 PM

Bugs Bunny

Do you think cartoons are still as entertaining today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:55 PM

Today's cartoons suck...but maybe that's what my parents thought about the cartoons when I was a child.


Can I get a high-five?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 01:58 PM

High-Five! Ms. B!!!

Does it seem that the quality of TV in general has declined, or are we just getting (physically - not mentally) old?????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 02:18 PM

::high five to Ms. B and Pooh::

No no...TV today is pretty bad...we are *certainly* not old!

Are you excited that today is Thursday?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 02:21 PM

Yeah!!!!! It's Thursday!!!!!! Only one more day!!!!!!!!!



What should we do this weekend???????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 02:53 PM

We should go somewhere exotic where cabana boys cater ot our every whim...

Can you take a "mental health day" on Monday so we can stay longer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:08 PM

Let me see if I can schedule that in. Oh, look--I can!!


Why does it have to be so freezing cold in this office all year???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:12 PM

Because the smell of sizzling bacon would be too disruptive to the rest of the employees.

Hmmmm, someplace exotic with cabana boys.........How does Cancun sound?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:15 PM

Can do Cancun!

Was that too corny?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:15 PM

That sounds pretty good.

Can we change cabana boys to women?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:18 PM

Why can't we have both? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:18 PM

Fine...cabana people...then everyone gets a treat

See how diplomatic we can be?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:21 PM

TE - let the men be diplomatic, let us girls have fun!


Doesn't that sound better?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:28 PM

Yep, I like your idea better!

What should I pack?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:31 PM

Yes, it does Pooh.

Was anyone else reminded of recent news when it was asked if we could change the cabana boys to women?? I mean, I know that's not what was meant but I'd have to say it's up to the boys if they want to change into women. Just saying...or am I saying too much???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:33 PM

I'd prefer hot women bringing me drinks.

Do you think I've seen the beer heaven ad too much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:37 PM

I don't think anyone can see too much of any beer commercial.


Have you ever wondered what work would be like without the internet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:55 PM

South Park had an episode that covered it. I think it would be like that.


How else would you stay informed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 03:57 PM

The newspaper perhaps?

Do you think BB is annoyed that I give him [censored] about his little "daily-math-equation-addiction"?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:01 PM

No, I think he likes the torment.

Does that make him a masochist?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:02 PM

Never.


What's a newspaper? Is that online?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:05 PM

LOL.

I never buy the paper, do you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:07 PM

Nope...actually, the newspaper here gives it away for free in front of Wal-Mart in an attempt to get subscribers.

Isn't that sad?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:14 PM

Only if it doesn't work.


How would you react if you realized you were sitting next to a celebrity and didn't know it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:41 PM

If I didn't know it then I'd probably act like the lunatic that I am.


Do you think the batteries in the defibrillator that’s in the lunchroom are fully charged or not?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 04:42 PM

I'm not sure.....

Why don't you test it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 05:07 PM

I bet the results are shocking.


Do you think his hair will be standing straight up after he tries it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 05:10 PM

I don't think he has hair.

Do you think his ears are really as pointy as his picture?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 05:49 PM

Most likely even more so.


What is the circumference of this circle?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:02 PM

The circumference is pi times the diameter.

Why would the post office only have one clerk during lunch hour?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:07 PM

Because they get a lunch hour, too? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:23 PM

Nope, it's their plan to make us miserable.

Don't you think they operate just like the DMV?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:25 PM

Worse - The DMV is local, the Feds take local, multiply by 9, add 836, divide by 7 and come up with the worse possible scenario they can create.

Where's the Chief been hiding this week?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:25 PM

Pretty much.

Which one is slower:

the post office

or

the DMV?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:26 PM

I think he's ehading up to my neck of the woods to do some training.

Anyone else know??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 06:39 PM

Not sure, but I do think Pooh is going to give me a run for the money in the math field.

Don't you think so?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 07:29 PM

I think she's trying to challenge you for the title.

Are we going to have a math off?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 07:38 PM

Watch out BB - I have outlast three sons for quite a few years!


So when does this math-off start? Is this like beer pong? Every wrong answer is a shot?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 07:40 PM

Well, that's a better prospect than a strip math-off I suppose...

Can I be a judge?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 07:52 PM

That depends.


Are you good at math?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:24 PM

Define "good".

Is that subjective?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:33 PM

Hold the phone, People. I'm not taking my clothes off for math. Or cocktails. Well, maybe cocktails. But, trust me, no one wants to see me in the light with no clothing on.

Can't we just say I'm the date math person and Pooh is the government math statistician?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:38 PM

We could say that...but we won't. I say we toss this "strip math" thing around a little more...I like that idea.

What are you afraid of?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:43 PM

Not much.


Is Ms. B. going to be participating in this contest now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:45 PM

I'm not that confident.............(in my math skills).

Can't I just "watch"?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:46 PM

No watching allowed. Get in the game or get out!

What are the rules?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:55 PM

Rules.


Why do we need rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 08:57 PM

I don't think we do...besides...if we had 'em...I'd break 'em!


Do we need partners for this game?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:00 PM

no
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:01 PM



Will somebody take over? (I'm afraid of what I will say)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:02 PM

See what happens when we don't have rules!

Peepers, what's your question?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:04 PM

Yes you will! I like BB's idea. From now on, he is the Official Date Mathematician and I will be the Official Government Statician.

Now - Partners for the Strip-a-Math-a-Thon - choose wisely! BB and I will be the judges.

What do you think BB - how does that sound?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:12 PM

Rigged.


Can you use calculators?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:14 PM

No calculators. However you may use your fingers and toes and anything else you can come up with

When does it start?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:16 PM

Wait...I thought I was judging...and as a judge...I request glow in the dark body paint...

Do my co-judges BB and Pooh agree?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 09:52 PM

I agree, because I shower in the dark. And Pooh, along with TE, and I will make good judges.


Can we move along?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 10:03 PM

Absolutely!


But BB - what will your Pa think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 11:08 PM

His Pa is in New York. What he doesn't know won't hurt him!

I'm not gonna tell him...are you?????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/19/08 11:09 PM

No way!

Isn't it fun when the grown ups are away?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:53 AM

For schizzle!!

If you could have a super power, what would it be? (I'm thinking Firestarter, or X-Men)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 12:42 PM

I'm thinking I'd like to fly, but the 'mother' in me is saying the ability to read minds......

What do you think?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:06 PM

I'd like to be able to teleport. Would make the morning commute much easier

Anyone else?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:15 PM

Being a Wolverine fan, regenerative powers. Then you can walk away from anything unharmed.

Who's next?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:22 PM

Invisibility.


Couldn't I have a whole lotta fun with that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:30 PM

Oh ya!


So, are your powers like the invisible women's? (Remembering the Fantastic Four movie)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:46 PM

Why yes they are!


Won't I save a lot of money on clothing?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 01:49 PM

Unless you have the little mishap like the movie character did and re-appear nude outside...

Possibly a way to earn some extra $$$ ??
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 02:13 PM

That could be.


Do you think you could get a sunburn if your invisible?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 02:20 PM

No, I don't think so.

I am not sure about being invisible. Don't you want people to see you sometimes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 02:40 PM

Not when I'm having a bad hair day.


Aren't you glad it's Friday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 02:46 PM

So glad I can hardly contain myself...and come to think of it...I don't think I will try.


Will you be productive today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 02:49 PM

Yes, until our owner isn't in the conference room right next to my office. After that, probably not. No one's here.


What can I use as a putter? Don't you think a mini-golf course in the office would be a good idea?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:00 PM

A yard stick works ok...an office mini golf course is brilliant!

Can I join you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:03 PM

Sure. I've got a few golf balls in my desk.


Do you think people that aren't here will mind using their office as part of the course?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:05 PM

They shouldn't mind at all (unless you bring in sand for the bunkers).

I'm playing golf this weekend. Should I hit the driving range this evening?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:06 PM

Nope...it's there fault for not being at work.

Should I change into my plaid golf shorts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:07 PM

Yes, I think we all should. And pink Polos.


Who will bring the beverages?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 06/20/08 03:07 PM

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Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:08 PM

::raises hand::

What does everyone want?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:15 PM

Something cold (surprise me).


Why am I recalling my only bad tee shot during my bank golf tournament when the hot beer chick was watching? (I knew I should have brought a chainsaw to cut that branch off).
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:22 PM

Cuz you are a nut.

Anyone have some aspirin???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:25 PM

I have Excedrin

Will that work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:28 PM

Thanks, great.

Isn't that the best for headaches?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:30 PM

Oh gosh yes...the only thing better is an adult beverage and a nap...

Wouldn't it be great if we had nap time at work?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:32 PM

What do i want for lunch today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:54 PM

Find a couple DVDs for tonight and stop by the pet store to get dog food.

Doesn't that sound more fun than a barrel full of monkeys?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:55 PM

I personally think a barrel full of monkeys would be a hoot!

Wait...how big is the barrel?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 03:58 PM

Not big enough for his monkey!

What would you do if you joined the circus?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 04:01 PM

Be the ring master.

What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 07:53 PM

High-wire...nothin' like livin' on the edge!!!!


Don't the clowns kinda creep you out?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 07:56 PM

Not really, but I don't get creeped out too easily.


Why am I still at work?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 07:58 PM

I was just thinking the same thing ::why is Excess still at work?::

Did I miss the golf game?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 07:59 PM

Not yet, I think it's safe to set up the course.


Do you think Sr. Management is still here?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 08:02 PM

Not at my bank!

Want to share my M&Ms?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 08:51 PM

Cool...thanks!

Can I have the green ones?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 08:53 PM

Not too many though...

You know what the green ones do right?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 08:57 PM

No.

What do they do?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 08:57 PM

Yeah...turn your tongue green.


Is that what you're talking about?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:01 PM

um...yep...that was it!

Big plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:04 PM

Hitting the club tonight!

What happened to the virtual bar on fridays?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:08 PM

It's "virtually" non-existent.

Did you need a drink?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:10 PM

Happy opened it on Wednesday cause he was going to go splash around at Schlitterbahn...

And yes, a drink would be lovely...

Do you think time moves slower on Friday afternoons the closer it gets to 5:00 PM?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:11 PM

Yes. I think I'm the only one left here so it is especially quiet.


Do you think they'd notice if I changed all the clocks to 5?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:13 PM

They might not notice this afternoon...but they'll notice when everybody is late Monday morning!


What should I do for fun tonight?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:14 PM

If you're the only one there, who would notice? (my answer and question in one!)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:14 PM

Have you considered midget bowling? (Q&A)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:24 PM

No, that seems very strange.

Do you want to hit the club with me? I'm sure we could cause quite a stir!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:27 PM

Sure...I just need to change out of my scuba gear...

Or should I wear the flippers?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:29 PM

I usually go with heels and a short dress or skirt and top.
It's really up to you.

Can you dance in flippers?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:34 PM

Flipper was a dolphin!!




Are you so anti-dolphin that you've had shoes made of dolphin hide?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:34 PM

Not well... I'll just change then...

No cover before 10?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:35 PM

No no...they are actually Flippers shoes...got them at an estate sale...

Do you think I overpaid?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 09:49 PM

If you have to ask, then yes you overpaid.


Why do mobile home parks always seem to have the most bucolic names (Whispering Firs, Sleepy Hollow, etc.)?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 11:00 PM

...as well as senior apartment complexes. I don't know.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/20/08 11:25 PM

[pssst: BowlingQueen! Ask a question quick before the "A Question" thread nazi (a.k.a. BaconBoy) sees your response!]
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 12:02 AM

Because anly Elderly people live there...

Is that bad to say?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 01:21 AM

Not at all, Ag.

Dear BowlingQueen;

As a Junior Member, I'm going to put on my kids' gloves as I deliver this important announcement. In the Cooler, certain rules apply to certain threads. The Question thread is one that established specific guidelines in its intial post. The "rules" are quite simple: Answer a question, ask a question. Although I am not the original BOLer who started this thread, it is understood that I am the Keeper of Order in the Question Thread. Heck, I even made myself an iron-on shirt to wear announcing my status. Please adhere to the rules of this thread.

Do you think BQ will know that I'm full of hot air, and not to take me seriously?

And what's up with the Full Bar?? I mean, is it basically styrofoam that expands with water in your stomach?? (And I know that's two questions...I'm exempt from the rules. Buaaahhhhhahahaha!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 02:31 PM

answer two, ask one that is too much effort for me BB!

Why do people from New York talk so dang funny?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 03:39 PM

Because they don't have access to really good salsa.

Wouldn't it be a bummer if banks were open 24/7 and we had to work 12 hour shifts in an 84 hour workweek?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 05:29 PM

Heck yeah it would?

You think that will ever happen?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/21/08 06:46 PM

With the exception of the hours one would work, this was something my former bank was considering. Heck, I never liked working on Saturdays, because the schedule worked out to working 6 days a week and going home early one or two days during the week. It blew chunks, big time!

What do you think of the negative publicity that came out about a certain bank customer who received monthly service charges in error but the customer FAILED to review their statements for almost 12 years and wants all that money back? (I think they should be executed, but I'm extreme in that regards)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 01:46 PM

Feed 'em to the hounds!!!

Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 01:52 PM

I believe so - that's one of the reasons Brutus and Cassius and the other Senators killed him - they were jealous of his culinary abilities.


Or - do you think Julius was the original Gordon Ramsey and they just couldn't stand his yelling anymore?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:08 PM

I thought Julius Caesar was responsible for the Orange Julius.

why am I so confused?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:11 PM

Cuz you're old PR!


If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:14 PM

Humans.


Why doesn't that make sense?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:15 PM

It actually does.

Are you an herbivore?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:19 PM

Depends on the herb, really

How was your weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:38 PM

Fan-freakin-tastic!!!

Why does it have to end?????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 02:50 PM

To torture us.


Why else?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 03:02 PM

idk...but i don't like it!

Maybe because we should experience everything in moderation...and that includes "fun"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 03:33 PM

Fun should never be moderated.


Why did you statement make some much sense?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 03:46 PM

Not that much sense...but more than yours!


Have you been drinking already!?!?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 03:55 PM

Not yet, but it could be a long night tonight.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 04:02 PM

Because those are the rules!

Have you ever pulled up to a stop sign and waited for the light to turn green?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 04:35 PM

No, but I have refused to yield at a green light!

When does gas get to $5?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 05:20 PM

By the end of summer, so you better start saving your pennies.


Do you think we'll learn to adapt to paying so much?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 05:35 PM

yes, it just means I forgoe the limoncello ----

how much is limoncello by the gallon anyway?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 05:48 PM

Don't know......

BB - How much is limoncello by the gallon, and will you send some down to your Pa?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 05:58 PM

Limoncello is about $35 per gallon. I think I paid $20 for the Everclear, had vodka on hand and the lemons were 50 cents each. But Mrs. PR would not appreciate me shipping booze to my papa.

Did you know I'm making another batch of limoncello and would gladly welcome BOLers to Phx with a little bottle for them to take home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 06:03 PM

That would definitely make the plane ride home more enjoyable!


Is that the sound of feet I hear running towards Phoenix?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 06:07 PM

yeah, we would be running, but away from Phoenix - it is so hot there this week you could fry an egg on my bald spot!!!!


how does a little piglet take the heat?????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 06:13 PM

I ♥ the heat. My uncle is in town from Austin and thinks it's hotter than the sun here. Wimp! But in the winter I'm certain I'll freeze.


Is it retro music day at the radio station today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 06:48 PM

Not on the station that I'm listening to.


Your uncle lives in Austin???????????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:00 PM

Why would Swine Divine tell us a fib? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:03 PM

He OBVIOUSLY has you fooled!

Are you always that gullible?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:07 PM

Only after consuming taquitos from a gas station (my son talked me into it...he obviously is trying to kill me)

Wouldn't Swine Divine be a great stripper name?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:18 PM

Great stripper name...I agree!!!

How old is your son?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:23 PM

heheheheheee

hey TE, you think you want to put your son's life into the hands of Ms. B ?

it may be time for a central Texas gathering of the rowdies, just sayin"............

how close is the TE to the hill country?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:23 PM

16...he's got his first job close to my office so I pick him up and bring him to my office when he gets off work at 1:00 so he can study drivers education...

Isn't the thought of a teenager driving one of the scariest things ever?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:25 PM

TE is pretty close to the hill country...a hair piece from the capitol city if you will....

Isn't that an accurate measurement?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:25 PM

Yes, but so is the thought of really old people driving.


Do you think I could be a famous go-go dancer if I legally change my name to Swine Devine?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:27 PM

I'd say it is...I know exactly how far a "hair piece" is!

Why don't you lock him in the closet and not let him out until he's around 35 yrs old?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:28 PM

Given the right footwear and some killer choreography, I think you could definately succeed...

Is there a big calling for gogo dancers in Arizona?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
I'd say it is...I know exactly how far a "hair piece" is!

Why don't you lock him in the closet and not let him out until he's around 35 yrs old?


I have been giving that serious consideration. The only problem is that I have a 10 year old daughter who will whonk him if he doesn't get his license by the time soccer season starts!

Aren't little girls scary?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:32 PM

I don't like the name son, find a better one!!

and I like the idea of a 16 year old locked up, should have thought of that a while back, too late now

does the sun over there make you uncomfortable?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:35 PM

It makes me "somethin'" alright!


Don't you wish you were poolside right now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:38 PM

yes, even at my advanced age, if I had enough lotion and drinks involving coconut rum and vodka, I could take the heat (I hope)

but I am not going in the water, do you swim while sunbathing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:39 PM

Fo schizzle.


Is it possible to eat too much ice cream?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:41 PM

NO!

Are you going to share?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:45 PM

sharing everything is a family trait TE!!!

whats your fav flavor of Blue Bell?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:46 PM

never had it...


What's for supper?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:48 PM

Fave Blue Bell flavor is Fudge Brownie Nut!!!


I don't know what's for dinner. Any suggestions?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:49 PM

yeah, whatever has the shortest drive thru line





why do my fingers smell like onions, again?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:55 PM

Because you were playing with your feet again.


Do you use yelp.com to find new places to eat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:56 PM

Because you've been putting them "there" again.


Doesn't he ever learn???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 07:59 PM

can any of us truly learn anything new?

How old does the dog get before he can't learn new tricks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 08:24 PM

Depends on the breed.


Are you a good bowler?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 09:53 PM

Nope, not at all. Actually don't enjoy bowling anymore.

Are you a good swimmer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 09:57 PM

nope, especially with cement shoes

are you a good skydiver?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 10:00 PM

Never tried sky diving, too afraid of heights

Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 10:35 PM

yes, lived in Albuquerque for 3 years, and it was an obligation at Balloon festival time in October of every year

how far down in the water have you gone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 10:54 PM

I touched the bottom of the pool at Bas' house. It was real deep.

Do you ever crave the mushroom swiss burger from Hardee's, even though you've not eaten one in over a decade?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:18 PM

Hardee's nah! that establishment never caught on in Tejas, much like roach, er, I mean Jack in the Box.

Would you like to go back where the A&W stand had the girls that rollerskated to your car?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:34 PM

Um no, absolutely not?

Why would you ask such a thing?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:34 PM

Too much of an insurance risk.

Don't you think?

(How was that for following the rules, BB?)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:43 PM

I have to agree, BowlingQueen. And very nice way of following the rules, ma'am.

Am I just goofy, or does anyone else think of Bowling Green when they see BowlingQueen's name?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:51 PM

I do, I DO!!!

You think we are the only two?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:51 PM

Heh....I like my name.

I know I'm new to these here parts, but what is "BaconBoy" supposed to stand for anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:52 PM

naw, I guess I do too!

Why are men in Kentucky lucky?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/23/08 11:57 PM

You know you want to answer this yourself.

So, why?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 12:01 AM

watch it my Queen!!! I am already on probation for being moderated!!!!


Are there still as many bowling alleys in the upper Midwest as there were 50 years ago?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 12:42 AM

Nope, PR. They're shutting down like worn out batteries.

Originally Posted By: BowlingQueen
I know I'm new to these here parts, but what is "BaconBoy" supposed to stand for anyway?


I stand for affordable pork products, easy access to red kool-ade, punishing Reg D violators, watching Charmed and dining out a new restaurants. I enjoy brisk walks on hot sidewalks, scary movies, collecting belt buckles and sneaking vodka into the theater. BTW, I don't know who posted my name on urban dictionary, but don't believe everything you read.

Is that what you were asking about?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 11:01 AM

TMI, BB, TMI...

Does anyone else think that BB's belt buckles are too big for his skinny ol' body?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 11:49 AM

Ah - after all of that bacon that he's been eating, maybe not too much any more.



What shall we do today - definitely not work - how about we head to the beach with some good food and frosty beverages?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:10 PM

ok, we will make today a pre-July 4th holiday

what exactly would be a "frosty" beverage?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:13 PM

Frosty beverage for me is a nice big ice tea but for most it is probably some type of alcoholic drink

What is your favorite frosty beverage for a hot day at the beach?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:14 PM

Well, we could start with a cooler full of Miller Chill...

Any other suggestions?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:20 PM

I think I agree with Corky - when it's hot, alcohol is not a good thing; so make mine a nice Cherry Fizze.


What's your price for gas these days?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:25 PM

In the suburbs of Chicago around $4.15 a gallon. In Chicago add maybe .10 to that - tax.

Are you driving less? (she says as she heads off to a corporate meeting 46 miles round trip )
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 01:29 PM

Close enough for hand grenades and horse shoes. BTW, though there have been alot of bowling alleys closing over the recent years, there are still plenty around. There are 7 different centers within a 15 miles from my house.

So, what do you have to say about that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:07 PM

I say bowling is a winter sport and Wisconsin has plenty of that!

What happens to all those red and black rental bowling shoes, you never see any in a goodwill store?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:09 PM

I don't wanna know.

So, do you think bowling is going to be as big in Texas as it is in Wisconsin since the headquarters are moving down by you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:14 PM

I think so. As a matter of fact, I went bowling last night!


What are you doing to try and stay cool these days?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:16 PM

among the seniors yeah, are you seasoned enough to join the league?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:16 PM

I hide in my office with the blinds drawn and the door closed...

Do you have any good tricks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:18 PM

Why yes I do...several good tricks up my sleeve.


Are we still talking about trying to stay cool?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:20 PM

I am seasoned.

But am I old enough?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:31 PM

Ms. B - no, we are talking bowling, not coolness!!

and Ms. BQ - you must be retired to join the league

Is anyone here retired?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:34 PM

I wish I was!

Do you think we could pool our resources and retire to some place fun?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:36 PM

Not I....I have at least 25 years to work yet.

Do we have any other bowlers amongst us?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:37 PM

Don't we all wish!

It's supposed to be in the 90's and humid here again this weekend. Can't you all keep the heat down there in Texas and stop sending it up here? PLEASE???????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:38 PM

No...we like to "share".


What's wrong...aren't you tough enough?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:39 PM

Not me....blonde and fair-skinned.

Did I just share too much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:40 PM

Yes, and so are the New Kids on the Block.


Have you gotten your tickets the Spice Girls and/or NKOTB yet?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:44 PM

Ummmmmm....no.

When did you get yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 02:59 PM

Well, I'm kind of a stalking both bands right now and they have restraining orders against me.

Do you think that'll stop me, though?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 03:03 PM

not if I did my job right as a parent!

how many of these "kids" have had plastic surgery?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 03:12 PM

They're not that old, probably about my age, and I haven't had plastic surgery...yet.

What do you think about Botox?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 03:18 PM

The thought of shooting botulism into myself makes me

What about you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 03:20 PM

I think we need to learn to grow old gracefully. Did you know that using Botox creates a black layer under the skin, so if you're going in for further facial surgery there's all that dead cellular material? Sure, it can't be seen from the surface but just knowing it's under that keeps me from ever wanting to do Botox.

You know that proper application of moisturizers can help diminish the signs of aging? My favorite quote from Charmed is when Phoebe says the only certainty in growing old is paying more for moisturizer.
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 03:46 PM

I think you watch too much TV.

Is "Charmed" still running? (I haven't watched that in years).
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:07 PM

as long as there is still bacon in the boy, "Charmed" will live on...

What's for lunch?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:12 PM

IDK....it's not lunch-time here yet. I'll probably go to BKing.

What should I have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:17 PM

I had leftover spaghetti and a meatball.

Do you want some?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:29 PM

Mmmmm...sounds good.

Is the sauce homemade or from a jar?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:39 PM

oooo...that's a good question BQ!

Just one meatball though? Sup wit dat?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:50 PM

I know, TE. You must have more than one meatball.

Why is all this talk making me so hungry?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 04:55 PM

Cause it lunch time, silly!


What's good to eat in Wisconsin (besides cheese)?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 05:25 PM

Brats and kringle, of course

What could be a better combination?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 05:45 PM

Well, that depends.

What the heck is kringle?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 05:45 PM

IDK.

What's kringle?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 05:48 PM

It's a flat, oval-shaped danish pastry with a filling. You have many choices of fillings, such as cherry, apple, blueberry, cheese, or (my fave) pecans....Mmmmmm...

Doesn't that sound good?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 05:50 PM

No

Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:22 PM

Because a pear is not a pair.

What makes the special in Special K?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:34 PM

It's a secret ingredient, you know, kinda like the Bush's baked bean recipe!



If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:36 PM

Ohhh - interesting thought, I guess we can watch and see what happens in August.

Agree?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:38 PM

Yup! I'll make the cheesecakes and poppers.

What will you bring?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:48 PM

I make some mean no-bake cookies!


Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:53 PM

So you don't touch with the hand you wipe with.

Is that only if you're right-handed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:53 PM

So you can reach back with your right hand.

Isn't the whole world set up for you righties?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 06:55 PM

I guess, maybe it is.

Jealous?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 07:43 PM

Heck yes!! Righties get everything!

What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 09:25 PM

Nothing.

Where did everybody go?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 09:51 PM

They went into the light.


Isn't it nice to hear silence?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 09:53 PM

according to Simon and Garfunkel, yes!!!

can you hear the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 11:37 PM

Uh, no. I'm deaf in one ear. So, I don't even hear in stereo.


Do you think radio stations are playing more Shania Twain because they see irony in the lyric "They said 'I'd be they never make it'; But just look at us holding on/We're still together still going strong" because they aren't?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 11:41 PM

yes, cruelty has no bounds and pride goes before a fall!

Is tomorrow hump day?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/24/08 11:59 PM

Hope so

Did you miss me?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:06 AM

Of course we missed you...BaconBoy nearly had an emotion...

Has anyone seen my glass of red Kool-Aid?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:13 AM

Yep it is in my fridge...

You stopping over?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:15 AM

I think that young man over there took it.

Was it laced with something?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:42 AM

Apparently...

Why does everyone ignore my questions?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:42 AM

Vodka, if I know her right.


Is anyone else SO HAPPY that Audit_gal rejoined us?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:43 AM

Originally Posted By: Audit_gal
Apparently...

Why does everyone ignore my questions?


It's not that you're being ignored, it's just that the server is slow some times.

Forgive us??
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:09 AM

Of course...

So what's new today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:30 AM

Tricia is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!


How new is that?????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 11:48 AM

New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico


What new games can we come up with today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:10 PM

How about strip poker? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 12:39 PM

I thought we decided on strip math-a-thon? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:18 PM

We don't want to have to "think" while stripping.

What time do you arrive at work each morning?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:26 PM

7:40ish....


What time do you leave?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:34 PM

4:30ish


Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 01:36 PM

Yes, if not I'm a beast!


Do you remember what you were dreaming last night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:01 PM

yes, it was a lot of work!!!! y'all had my mind racing!!!!


I am ready for second breakfast, anybody up for that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:08 PM

Sure, although it is only an hour to lunch for me...

What time is it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:09 PM

9:08 AM...I could go for french toast sticks...

Whose buying?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:10 PM

Dad, of course.

Right Pa?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:28 PM

He's ignoring us. He must be dealt with.

Where are the handcuffs?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:31 PM

Probably in your desk.


Don't you use them on a regular basis?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:33 PM

Ummmmm....well....maybe.

How did you know?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:38 PM

do I look like an ATM!?!?!!?!!?!?!

or maybe a money treee!!?!?!?!!?!

does it bother you that you end up picking up the tab all over (it doesn't me - really)?

have I asked to many questions?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:42 PM

Chill...PR.

What's wrong? Are you afraid?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:52 PM

He's probably a little skeered...I have been known to put away 5 french toast sticks in one sitting

Didn't PR sound funny when he got all squawky over buying 2nd breakfast?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:52 PM

what, me skeerred?


surely you are jesting?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 02:56 PM

I was not jesting...and don't call me Shirley!

Don't you remember my name, Pa?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 03:01 PM

let me be Frank Emmy!!!

you get to studying for your exam this afternoon before I have to come over there and really skeeer you!!!!


now how was that for being tough?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 03:27 PM

::sticks out tongue at the old coot::

Isn't Pa cranky today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 03:30 PM



I really am, I had these reoccuring dreams last night that would wake me and then found it too uncomfortable to fall back asleep

and now all you rowdies are pulling my chain

Is there no peace for the wicked in the world?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 04:15 PM

I don't know about peace.

Sure you don't mean "piece"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 04:27 PM

Biscuitbutt, MAW!!!

Don't ya feel bad for Pa, now?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 04:36 PM

Not sure.

Do you think Pa forgot to take his little blue pill today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 05:47 PM



i may have gotten the scripts mixed up and OD'ed

my hands and feet are swelling up so much!!!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 05:52 PM

HORK! BACONBOY!!! PA DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION!!!!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 06:39 PM

I thought someone was supposed to be studying.


Who could that be?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 06:53 PM

busted....
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:08 PM

Busted...yep!

Did I just get "MAW'd" by DQ?





(it was good for me)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:09 PM

DQ!?!?!?!?

when is it my turn??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:26 PM

You missed your chance, mister.


Why do "you people" take such pleasure in MAW'ing?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:33 PM

IDK


Is MAWing Make-a-Wishing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:35 PM

IDK, its not the money I can tell ya!

it must be the shear pleasure of being the master, taking control over another's post and having the power of allowing a post to live or die!!!!!!!!

so, you wanna make my day dear???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:38 PM

idk, what would make your day chief?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 07:55 PM

Perhaps, but my Pa should see something first:
Quote:
sheer
adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun
–adjective
1. transparently thin; diaphanous, as some fabrics: sheer stockings.
2. unmixed with anything else: We drilled a hundred feet through sheer rock.
3. unqualified; utter: sheer nonsense.
4. extending down or up very steeply; almost completely vertical: a sheer descent of rock.
5. British Obsolete. bright; shining.
–adverb 6. clear; completely; quite: ran sheer into the thick of battle.
7. perpendicularly; vertically; down or up very steeply.
–noun
8. a thin, diaphanous material, as chiffon or voile.


Quote:
shear
verb, sheared, sheared or shorn, shear·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. to cut (something).
2. to remove by or as if by cutting or clipping with a sharp instrument: to shear wool from sheep.
3. to cut or clip the hair, fleece, wool, etc., from: to shear sheep.
4. to strip or deprive (usually fol. by of): to shear someone of power.
5. Chiefly Scot. to reap with a sickle.
6. to travel through by or as if by cutting: Chimney swifts sheared the air.
–verb (used without object)
7. to cut or cut through something with a sharp instrument.
8. to progress by or as if by cutting: The cruiser sheared through the water.
9. Mechanics, Geology. to become fractured along a plane as a result of forces acting parallel to the plane.
10. Chiefly Scot. to reap crops with a sickle.


Am I just being a punk today, or what?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:00 PM

No, not just today.


Since when did you become the language police along with the math expert??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:17 PM

Since I took myself too seriously. But, seriously, I'm not very skilled in math (as you can tell by my lack of posting for kitten), interpersonal communication, anger management and...oh look! A puppy!!!


Do you think Pa took that Language Police post too personally?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:32 PM

Doubt it...he knows not to take you seriously.


Isn't life too serious as is?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:37 PM

Yeppers!! I think we should institute playtime in every day, nap time and smile at strangers as much as possible.

Wait, do you think I'd get myself in trouble smiling too much at strangers??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:38 PM

I take promises from my peeps seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and I am gonna have to sheir that boy down to size one of these days!!!!


Nobody here takes this intranets stuff too serious, do they?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:40 PM

VERY seriously.


Why...should I not?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:44 PM

I thought all internet stuff was true.


Did you see those alien autopsies from Area 51?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/25/08 08:51 PM

funny how there are no posters from that part of the country, just thinking out loud..................


:shivers:

why yes Ms. B; you should take everything here as the truth

why do certain ladies on this site intimidate us verile men?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 12:58 AM

Cause it is easy!

Didn't I tell you not to use my real name in here ole man?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 03:31 PM

Too late...now we all know and will use it against you.

Is it just me or is everybody a lil' "edgy" today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 03:58 PM

I'm not edgy...I'm completely round today...

Who wants M&Ms?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 04:01 PM

Only if they're the ones with peanut butter in them.


Do you remember how good those used to be??
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 04:41 PM

Not much better than peanut butter and chocolate together!


Have you had the dark chocolate M&M's?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 04:41 PM

They're still good.


Did you forget to buy some at the store last night?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 04:44 PM

They weren't on my list!

What's on your shopping list?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 04:44 PM

No, because I didn't make it to the store since I was out to dinner.


Weren't you impressed with how good that pizza was with smoked salmon on it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 05:23 PM

Yummy!


Has anyone seen LilFreak?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 05:25 PM

Hey, not for a bit.

Becka, what did you do to 'Lil Freak?!?!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:03 PM

>
>
>
Until Becca pops in -

^There was a little blue Subaru w/a Texas license following me at lunch. Can I see a show of hands for all Texas Coolies?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:30 PM

That's going to be a lot.


Do you have enough time to count them all?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:49 PM

Nope.

Is Heath Ledger still dead?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:51 PM

Yup..although there have been some sightings...


Think it'll rain?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:52 PM

Yes, thunderstorms are expected.

Will you make the SO BBQ in a T-Storm? :evil grin:
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 06:54 PM

I don't know what that is so i will go with no..


Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 07:09 PM

hmmmmmm -

is that what you'd call cash & carry?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 07:10 PM

I foresee your funds in a tropical location.


How's that for an answer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 07:13 PM

Probably not the one she wanted to hear, but quite likely a very accurate answer.


Shouldn't we all get bobble-heads made of ourselves and put them at our desks while we're on BOL?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 07:18 PM

Sounds good to me.


Think the powers that be will let us start an all-inuendo/all-the-time thread?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 07:24 PM

I'd say no, but you never know.


Does anyone else have a dashboard hola girl on their desk?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 09:35 PM

A dashboard hola girl?

As in Gwen Stefani?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 10:02 PM

No, that would be a holla back girl.


Does that look like smoke in the sky?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 10:37 PM

No - looks like the steam cloud out of the power plant.


If you could be a dog - what kind would you be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 11:08 PM

Police dog

Who has been bad while I have been gone (I need a stooley)?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 11:18 PM

Who us???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/26/08 11:27 PM

yes, especially you!!!!

I am still looking for someone to rat on the coolies?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 12:27 AM

That's not even a question!

What you watching?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 12:28 AM

Charmed.

Did you see it tonight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 12:41 AM

Only half of it....

Which one was it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 12:43 AM

You know the one.


Anyone want some fresh made cherry pie?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 12:59 AM

Of course!

Where is it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:14 AM

My house.

How long will it take you to get here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:38 AM

maybe 5 hours for Tricy, but 2 days for me


you wouldn't have anything in a wild huckleberry, would ya?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:11 PM

Sorry...fresh out.

How about a quick game of blackjack?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:15 PM

That depends.


How long is a quick game?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:32 PM

I gotta feelin' with the Rose it could mean you need to get a room and stay a while..............

How do the rowdies determine whom to torment on any given Friday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:33 PM

...it's actually a random drawing out of Sinatra Fan's hat...

Would you like to draw today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 02:54 PM

Sure...I'm game!

Can I draw more than one time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:05 PM

yes, you may draw at the well as much as you desire.......

Has anyone seen my shoes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:08 PM

I haven't seen them...but I know who has 'em.

How much you gonna pay me for that info?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:16 PM

can we double down on a bet? (q&a)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:18 PM

h3ll yeah! but don't come cryin' to me when you lose your shirt!


Does this cap make me look fat?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:20 PM

Yes.

Since when would the Rose care about that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:23 PM

I've had time to reflect and cultivate my feminine side.

You got a problem with that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:32 PM

Maybe.

What are you going to do about it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:36 PM

Might have to "rough you up" a little.


Now where did I put that pine tar?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:41 PM

Don't look at me. Heck, out in the blasted desert the roads melt in the summer.

What was I thinking signing on out here with the Suns?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 03:41 PM

Its in you Texas hold'm case.


Isn't that how you keep a grip on those cards?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:00 PM

I think Rose plays more Ohama Hi/Lo that hold'em.

You do know if you build it I will come?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:07 PM

Yeah...but do we really want you to come?


Has anybody seen that rapper Shaq?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:12 PM

Yes.

But do you really call it rapping or is it ranting?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:21 PM

Good point...ranting is more like it.

How 'bout them Reds?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:27 PM

They blow..


Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:30 PM

Speak for yourself!

Wanna share a pitcher of beer?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:35 PM

I'm guessing you'd bet me for it old man!


What would chairs look like if knees bent the other way?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:42 PM

a stirrup chair I guess

but would that be comfortable?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 04:51 PM

If our knees bent the other direction...

Would it matter?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 06:07 PM

IDK, does it matter to an Ostrich how he sits?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 06:26 PM

I can't speak to an ostrich, but I do know they taste great.


Has anyone seen Vick around my dogs?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 07:17 PM

Yeah...I saw him roundin' them up a minute ago.

I don't trust him with the dogs...do you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 08:39 PM

I thought he was rehabilitated.


Don't you believe that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 08:50 PM

Yeah...just like I believe I attend the bingo/potluck at my church every Sunday night just for the "potluck".


Do you have any big plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 08:50 PM

nope, some things can't be rehab'ed

shall we say adieu to the east coasters?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 09:08 PM

Your not going to off them, are you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 09:31 PM

He might...

Are you watching Charmed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 09:33 PM

no, we are still at work!!!

how can you watch a TV at work?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 09:49 PM

We have at least three TVs in our lounge area at work

Which came first, the Chicken or the Chicken God?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 10:05 PM

always the deity first

How many days of sun has the northwest had this year?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/27/08 10:25 PM

I'm sure they've had as many Sundays as the rest of us, Pa.


Isn't Debbie funny when she spells out dirty words?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 06/28/08 02:37 AM

Who's Debbie (Q&A) ?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 04:49 PM

Bacon's imaginary friend.


Who else is taking a long weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:26 PM

Leaving Wednesday night.

Who else has a short week?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:28 PM

Just the normal 4 days here.


Who is hungry?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:33 PM

Me.

What are you gonna get to eat?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:33 PM

I already ate....cheesey hot dog! yum-o


What are you gonna eat?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:35 PM

Pasta.

Did anyone else "see" the report on Today stating that we are purchasing pasta & peanut butter at the same amounts as they did during the depression?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:44 PM

Missed that but it doesn't surprise me.


What's your favorite lunch?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:46 PM

Turkey & Brie with fig spread on foccacia from Whole Foods with BBQ chips on the side.
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:46 PM

What's the worst lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:55 PM

turkey and anything... makes me sleepy
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 05:55 PM

turkey and anything... makes me sleepy

What's your worst lunch?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 06:22 PM

Semi-putrid pastrami sandwich. I thought it kinda smelled funky, but I was really hungry. Bad idea!

Did anyone get sunburned this weekend?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 06:32 PM

I did! Shoulders mostly, but some on my upper back, chest, and face...my husband said if I left the indoors more than once a year, I wouldn't have this problem

Whatcha doin for the 4th?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 06:42 PM

loungin'...grillin'...and gettin' rowdy whenever possible!


And you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 06:46 PM

lookin' for someone loungin' ...grillin' and gettin' rowdy

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 06:54 PM

Ha!


And your question would be........???????





(some people!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:15 PM

a question, oh yeah - hope Baconbutt didn't see my slip!


so how does one get lougin' and rowdy simultaneously? I just need to know for future reference--------------
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:30 PM

I'm not sure.


Do you think it has to do with the moment before someone passes out?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:32 PM

No passing out...I don't wanna miss any of the fun.


Have you ever had a white russian?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:34 PM

I think so, but I can't remember her name.

Why?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:36 PM

It's a drink...silly! Tried one for the first time this weekend...yummy.

How's the softball coaching comin' along? What's your win/loss record?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:39 PM

It's getting busier. Coed starts Tuesday. I'll just say, we've got a lot more losses than wins.


Any ideas to help reduce the drama?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 07:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
It's getting busier.


my eyes went over this WAY too fast - thought it was getting BUSTIER!

well in any case - high five, excess!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
It's a drink...silly! Tried one for the first time this weekend...yummy.

How's the softball coaching comin' along? What's your win/loss record?



ancestors on my father's side are white Russians, also known as Volga Russians, which are in fact Germans invited to tame the wild frontier by Katherine the Great.....

this has nothing to do with an alcoholic beverage, but it is your history lesson of the day!!!

so what is in a white russian, just in case I want to toast my ancestors?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:12 PM

I believe it's Kahlua, Vodka, half-and-half (or milk).

Doesn't that sound yummy?




(btw...Bailey...don't think I didn't notice that you didn't play by the rules of this thread!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:15 PM

gosh, that Ms. B is such a stickler for the rules, she is so uptight !!!!

who thinks Ms. B needs to show a more libertine attitude around here?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:19 PM

I think she does just fine PR; just fine as it is; now don't go encouraging her.


Anyone think we should call in the Mods on PR for encouraging Ms.B to get rowdier?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
a question, oh yeah - hope Baconbutt didn't see my slip!


Tisk, tisk. I suppose I should let this slide, since we are approaching a holiday. But I'm not that kind of person. So, in the interest of being a mucky-muck, I'll post the BB Rules of the Question Thread:

Answer a question. Ask a question.

Now, that's not too hard to remember, is it?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:26 PM

yes. (Q&A)
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:28 PM

Not really....



Wouldnt it be sooooo funny to quote random and obsucre movies all day long?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:30 PM

wouldn't it be sooooooo funny to find something new to say?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 08:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
wouldn't it be sooooooo funny to find something new to say?


YES



That wasn't too bold was it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 09:10 PM

No. Very appropriate with your level of boldness.

Shouldn't you have accented with color?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 09:19 PM

Patrice could have done that, she is fierce ya know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 09:32 PM

I'm sure we all know of Patrice's fierceness.

Did you know if you wanted to see a slideshow of feral cats in Gilbert, you only have to go to http://www.gilbert.azcentral.com ?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 09:53 PM

ooh, I didn't know that!

We must find homes for our 3 feral kittens. The feral cat alliance will spay and nueter at no additional cost since we paid to have the mother fixed.

So, I need some help here, I am afraid if I don't get rid of these critters soon, my daughter will adopt them and then promptly leave for school next month

Who wants a cute kitten?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 10:14 PM

I do (as long as she's not covered with fur).

How is my driving? Call 583-5842.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 06/30/08 11:39 PM

Not too shabby, although to took that right turn a bit tight.

Do you think the feral pigs eat feral cats?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 12:03 AM

Hope not (ewww)....

What is the area code freak?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:14 AM

Probably 419.


What's something you collect that people might think is strange?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:59 AM

Nail clippings.

That's not creepy, is it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 10:23 AM

I think so.

I collected my son's baby teeth, did you save your kid's teeth?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 11:41 AM

yes for the tooth fairy; and first hair cut too.



You still don't have the teeth do you?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 11:51 AM

I think I do, now I'll have to look. At least the first tooth or two that fell out.


Did I tell you that my grand baby got her first tooth yesterday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 12:00 PM

No, you didn't, CONGRATS!

How old is she now?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 12:38 PM

Nearly 7 months old now!!


Isn't it amasing how fast time flies sometimes???
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 12:48 PM

It's amazing how SLOW time goes when at work.

Why do the short weeks always feel longer than the long weeks?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 12:55 PM

Maybe cause we are anticipating the time off !! And we know how much extra work just a couple of days off will bring us


Plans for this long 4th of July weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 01:00 PM

get through it alive, I have low expectations

how old is the country now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 01:04 PM

232 Years - Happy Birthday USA!

Isn't that Pale's age, too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 01:37 PM

No!!!! its the age of the DQ's son!

where are the A/C people? Its bloody hot in here!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 01:40 PM

The A/C people are quite busy this time of year.

Where's your patience?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:08 PM

I've been losing that more and more lately.


Can we just say it's 5 and call it a day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:09 PM

Let's do it.


Shall we head for happy hour?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:12 PM

it's always happy hour.

is the bar open yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:23 PM

It should be if it's not.


How slow can a three day week get?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 02:55 PM

idk, it goes fast when you have tons of work to do.



has any of my friends (japanese beetles)visited any of you lately?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:05 PM

Nooooooooo...and I hope they don't.

You have a Japanese beetle problem?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:09 PM

We have tons of them by our municipal pool.

Do you save them or kill them?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:13 PM

:::blindfolds bacon boy:::

why in the world would you save japanese beetles?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:15 PM

It seemed mean towatch them drown in the pool.

Are you mean, man?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:16 PM

:pulls blindfold off:

Wha-what the hay just happened??

I wouldn't want to save japanese beetles. Their grubs cause moles to infest my parents' yard and destroy the garden.

Don't you just love home-grown veggies?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:17 PM

but to save them? what on earth for?

are you going to open a beetle circus?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:18 PM

does beetle saliva cure cancer?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:19 PM

are you making an online beetle portfolio, becka style?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:20 PM

will you register them to vote? (everyone knows beetles are libs)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:20 PM

D) all of the above


Does anybody else think that Bailey dude is a lil' kooky!?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:20 PM

will they keep you company in your old age?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:20 PM

do you need a ride to the store?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Does anybody else think that Bailey dude is a lil' kooky!?



WTH?!?! dq is the one saving beetles, and i'm a lil kooky? yeah, ok...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:25 PM

Well, maybe not kooky. But, able to follow rules?? Heck no!

Why do so many of you goofballs need reminded how to play this thread?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:26 PM

you are a little kooky, but in a fun way.


what would you do for a klondike bar?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 03:26 PM

:::note to self - learn to tie a better blindfold knot:::
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:05 PM

bailey is not playing right on purpose -

is she anti - social?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:08 PM

I think HE might be.


Why does he like to blindfold people?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:09 PM

No, just kooky.

(BTW, I was saving theirlives, not "them"...)

Are you hungry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:15 PM

Yeah...time for breakfast.


Have you ever done anything that made you make that former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer “I’ve just sucked my lips off” type face?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:32 PM

ummm no..

my back has been hurting since my car wreck..but only when i sleep in my bed...could it be toooooo soft??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 04:49 PM

no, just sleep in someone else's bed.

is that possible?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:03 PM

Of course it is.


Why do people feel someone else should pay for their mistakes?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:04 PM

did you HAVE to bring that up in here???? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:14 PM

idk - must be a secret!



Is the tomato scare over?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:29 PM

Yep...now all vegetables are suspect...

Do you brush your teeth before going to the dentist?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:49 PM

yes, and floss too.

why is it that bacon is one of the greatest foods on the planet, and yet ham is just icky - and they are from the same creature?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:54 PM

you're crazy...ham is wonderful!


What does the Q stand for in Q-tip?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:56 PM

"quiver"

is that right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 05:59 PM

No, it stands for "Quality"

Do you know what the original name for Q-tips was?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 06:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
No, it stands for "Quality"

Do you know what the original name for Q-tips was?



hmmmm, no I don't but I'd like to know
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 06:23 PM

This is from Wikipedia...so take it for what it's worth...

It was first produced in 1923 after Leo Gerstenzang, the original founder of the Q-tips Company, observed his wife adding cotton to toothpicks. It was originally called Baby Gays and in 1926 was changed to Q-tips Baby Gays. Later the name Baby Gays was dropped. The "Q" in the name stands for quality.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 06:24 PM

::whistle blows:: "flag on the play!!!"

there was no question!

Where's BB?????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 06:49 PM

Nice call, kitty.

Why don't you substitute as referee while BB is MIA?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:05 PM

This is a tought crowd.

Does Kitty have her officials uniform on?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:06 PM

oooooooooo, i get a uniform?? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:09 PM

I thought for sure you'd have the black and white stripe shirt and tight white pants with long socks on.

Didn't you get the memo?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:12 PM

no, i thought that memo was about the tps reports.


am i in trouble?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:43 PM

No, but thanks for standing in for me while I was consumed with Reg D(ork) violation review.


Should they carry bacon candy at the theater?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 07:50 PM

YES!!!! bacon rules!!!!

what's the second greatest food, do you think?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:04 PM

well that was interesting about Q-Tips.


Popcorn is the 2nd greatest.


(bacon candy? I don't think so)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:05 PM

FLAG ON THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was no question!!!!

Does BB need to post the rules again?



















































Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:10 PM

oh shet!



what does one do with bacon candy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:28 PM

feed it to the doggies in the audience

how come concessions at the movies cost so much? Its not like they were special or anything?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:42 PM

(good use of the ? in that statement, PR....)

that's where they make their money.

is it wrong that i smuggle in my own snacks in my really big purse?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:45 PM

no most people are sneaks too.




what is something different to grill out for the 4th- and not bacon please!???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:46 PM

swordfish, and asparagus, and corn on the cob, and pork tenderloin

are those good ideas?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:48 PM

yes thanks alot.




Do you have a question because I don't?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 08:48 PM

not really.

how about.... is it time for a cocktail?
Posted By: UncleRico

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 09:18 PM

Yes, cause its 5'clock somewhere


Can I go home?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 09:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Of course it is.


Why do people feel someone else should pay for their mistakes?


Because the new American mantra is, "Getting away with it."

Has anyone donated to Katrina this year at all?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 09:34 PM

Nope.


Did anyone see the John Stewart spoof regarding the flooding in the Midwest?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 09:36 PM

No, but I love Stewart.

Who for you? Stewart or Colbert?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 09:41 PM

Neither, I'm Baconboy.

Has Miss Chee been hitting the ron bong hard stuff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 10:00 PM

it is indeed possible son

there are some wild posters over there in the hill country, not the least of which is......?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 10:45 PM

TE? (Q&A)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 11:27 PM

Nope LF.

Do you agree?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/01/08 11:55 PM

I was thinking of the incomparable Ms. B

you do remember him, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 10:50 AM

Him? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 12:22 PM

maybe he meant bailey.

ms. b will kick his azz for that, won't she?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 12:40 PM

pfffttttt!!! (S)he is all talk!!!

What is the main ingredient in Nutra-loaf anyway?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 12:44 PM

wet paper towels

are you going to make some for the holiday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 12:56 PM

hmmm, used or new paper towels ---


can you grill it at 500 degrees?

Do you think the in-laws will like it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 01:05 PM

used; it's great grilled; and you'd better have burgers for the picky in-laws...


can you grill vienna sausages?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 01:10 PM

Eww, they are yucky.

Do you like them?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 01:27 PM

once a decade, but only after drinking and i'm feeling nostalgic.


i wonder if they'd be good with cheez-whiz on em?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 01:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
it is indeed possible son

there are some wild posters over there in the hill country, not the least of which is......?
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
TE? (Q&A)


Hey...I resemble that remark...

Did you miss me while I was gone?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 02:01 PM

Terribly!!!


Have you seen PR this morning???? (I have a bone to pick with HER).
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 02:04 PM

I am going to assume the (s)he is hiding from you...

Can you believe the things he said?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 02:30 PM

uh oh ---

who ratted me out??????????????

now Ms. B and TE: It was just a joke, right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 02:50 PM

You ratted yourself out!

Do we LOOK like the "joking kind"?











Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 02:58 PM

Um, well sweetie, yes--y'all kind of do look like the joking type.

But you are aware that I take the Question Thread very seriously and that's no joke, right?

Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 03:18 PM

And the wrath that the Biscuit brings will be no joke either...

Speaking of biscuits...who wants second breakfast?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 03:42 PM

I could use one.


Is anyone else afraid of Ms. B's wrath? I can only imagine what's she'd do with those handcuffs and other items when she's mad.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 04:02 PM

I’d be afraid…very afraid….

Ever mow the grass and hit some dry spots creating a lot of dust and later when you go to blow your nose out comes a dirt clod?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 04:03 PM

You don't wanna know....(or maybe you do).


How can I have a "second breakfast" when I haven't had a "first"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 04:08 PM

oh oh

now Ms. B - I am not on the menu for breakfast, right?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 04:44 PM

You might want to duck under you desk PR.


How about some stuffed french toast with a side of bacon, of course!????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 04:57 PM

Sounds good.


How big of a side of bacon are we talking about?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:07 PM

3-4 slices

Is that enough?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:11 PM

Is there ever enough bacon? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:45 PM

Well...my answer would probably differ from Bacon Boy's.


Isn't everything better in moderation?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:47 PM

No, excess is best!!


who wants to moderate life?? (besides our resident maw's)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:55 PM

Yes they do...and we shall rise up and ignore them!!!!!!!! anarchy....anarchy....ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!! ::pumps fist in air::


Sorry...did I get a little carried away there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:57 PM

only moderately my dear


who wants to make my day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 05:57 PM

I think so...

[font:16 pt]MAW![/font]

Why do some coolies think they can get away with stuff?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:01 PM

idk...just to push the envelope i suppose.


Is it strange that I want to be "moderated" by DQ?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:39 PM

maybe so.




What's the latest word on Heath Ledger?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:43 PM

Still dead.

Anyone else we know die lately?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:47 PM

no that i know of.

will i be going to he|| for laughing at DQs post of "still dead"?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:51 PM

no, you are forgiven


Do you really think Ledger deserves to be up for the big award?
Did he really do that awesome of a job?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 06:56 PM

I haven't seen the movie, but if he did a great job, why not?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 07:04 PM

I agree.

Maybe some people think he'll get a "sympathy vote"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 07:18 PM

he will


What's your plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 07:27 PM

Heading to Houston tonight...off tomorrow...doing an Astros "day game"! Playing it by ear the rest of the weekend.


And your weekend plans?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 07:35 PM

I have a little travel in mind, I hear San Antonio is lovely this time of year

Can you just see those $4 bills flying out the window every 20 miles or so?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 07:49 PM

You have $4 bills????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 08:00 PM

It was a figure of speech TE!!!!

my SUV will get 20 mpg, if I set the cruise control on 62.5 mph.

How much can you save if you slow down?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 10:16 PM

Loads, if you completely stop!


Does flirting with the IT Department really get you anywhere, or are they all such geeks it's just a waste of lip gloss and blueberry suckers?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 10:24 PM

Oh, dear sweet BaconBoy...I am married to an IT director for a neighboring city....flirting does WONDERS!!!

Is it possible that you're not doing it right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 11:32 PM

It is very possible...

But is it PROBABLE???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/02/08 11:42 PM



Well, I can't say I've had much luck and I have been dumped loads of times but I've never been the dumper.

Perhaps I'm doing a lot of things wrong???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 12:07 AM

Not if you show them your super powers.



Have you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 03:38 AM

Yeah, shoot corndogs from your eyeballs! That'll impress them!


I walked the dogs this evening and used my wife's house keys. However, my shorts didn't have any pockets so I stuck them in my underpants. Should I bleach them or just wait until she develops jock itch on her hands?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 10:30 AM

OMCod Freak, where do you come up with this stuff!??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 12:30 PM

he is a freak, afterall;

Aren't your wife's keys so huge you can't put them in a pocket?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 01:01 PM

my keys fit in my pocket.




Tell me one good thing a japanese beetle is good for
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 01:32 PM

Sorry...can't come up with one benefit of the Japanese beetle...

Are they attacking your roses?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 01:33 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
my keys fit in my pocket.




Tell me one good thing a japanese beetle is good for


They float...

Why do you hate them so?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 02:24 PM

those beetles are shiny!

anything else they are good for?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 02:28 PM

I am sure that somewhere in the world, they are a delicacy.

Would you eat one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 02:40 PM

no, but can you eat JUST one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 02:48 PM

Not once you get started!

How many do you think Andrew Zimmern can eat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 03:02 PM

a 16 oz. bag at least!

won't some people do anything for a paycheck?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 03:14 PM

How could you think that PR? When there are shows such as "I want to marry a millionaire" that PROVE true love is alive!

Would you rather be on "Fear Factor" or "Survivor"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 03:22 PM

thats a tough one, but I would say Survivor because I have seen some of that fear factor stuff


wife swap or supernanny?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 03:55 PM

Wife swap, those folks are shot!

Family Guy or Simpsons?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:00 PM

Family Guy

If I gave you $20, would you lick the shopping cart handle?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:02 PM

do I get to wipe it down first with one of those anti-bacterial wipes?

(q&a)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:04 PM

Nope, this cart ain't from one of those hoity-toity grocery stores.

Where the heck do you think you are???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:10 PM

NJ

Where the heck are you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:20 PM

you better hope he is not in your handbasket!

did you peak in there?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:23 PM

DQ peaked years ago

Wouldn't you agree?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:26 PM

Easy, Freakster...

What's up for the weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:44 PM

not me! I have been instructed to behave!

aren't many of you leaving early for the holiday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 05:45 PM

Yeah right!

Is it wrong to spank a co-worker's child who is yelling and slamming the door in an adjoining office??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 06:11 PM

Sorry!


Was my behavior bothering you and do I still get the spanking?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 06:20 PM



Are you going to be a good boy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 06:47 PM

Of course!


You know I'm an angel, don't you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 07:24 PM

Then why do you have horns holding up your halo? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 08:23 PM

he is the dark angel TE, don't let him pull an udder!

anyone still at work can go home now, ok?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:19 PM

::cloud of dust is all that's left of TE as she grabs her son and runs out the door before the offer is rescinded::
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:32 PM

bye bye

will we see you Monday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:34 PM

I'm still here....

And yes, sadly...I'll be here Monday....

Is it time for a conga line?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:37 PM

24 minutes before the stampede out the door!

I don't think we have enough coolies left for the conga, do you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:38 PM

21 minutes....

Probably not....beer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:41 PM

I have one thank you!

you did know I am home I hope?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 09:44 PM

Nope...but I do now...

How can I convince management to let me telecommute??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 10:45 PM

If you figure it out please tell me how to do the same!

Watching any fireworks this weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 11:00 PM

I'm afraid so.

The fine for setting off fireworks in our city is $257. My wife bought an assortment of illegal fireworks from the reservation. Do you think she’s going to comply with the law or not?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 11:54 PM

Not.

Have you got the cash or the connections to cover?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 11:57 PM

Yeah

But she's the law breaking pyro. Why shouldn't she pay?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/03/08 11:59 PM

You're right.

Does she have the cash and the connections or are you still going to have to cover?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/04/08 12:03 AM

She's got cash (I'm not sure about connections).

Do you think she can sweet talk the men in blue?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/04/08 12:07 AM

I don't know.


Will you let her rot in jail if she can't? (just kidding!)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/04/08 01:47 AM

Perhaps...

Prison chicks are hot, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/04/08 03:19 AM

I really couldn't even guess.

Do you think Martha Stewart is hot?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 12:36 AM

Eww no...

Oh say can you see?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 12:40 AM

By the dawn's early light!

Are you having a Happy 4th of July?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 12:46 AM

quiet one here
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 01:55 AM

Dang it ole man!!!!

Can you believe this guy????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:12 AM

yes, I have no problem believing me, don't you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:14 AM

No I really don't...


Did you hear that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:18 AM

was it an M-80?

sounded like one...............
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:20 AM

Not really sure..

Would I have asked if I knew???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:22 AM

yeah, cause thats what you always do, isn't it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/05/08 02:49 AM

Not so much..

Are you trying to be mean?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/06/08 03:31 AM

no, I was trying to be the median.

are you grouchy because of the sunburn?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/06/08 07:01 AM

Nope, I am grouchy cause I can't sleep cause I can't breathe when I am lying down.

Is that a problem?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/06/08 06:49 PM

Nope, learn to sleep upright.

Who's your least favorite actor?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 12:12 AM

Tom Cruise :gag me:


who's your favorite actor?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 12:26 AM

For talent Anthony Hopkins, for good looks Matthew McConaghey (sp?)

What famous person from any time in history would you most like to meet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 01:40 AM

Jesus...

And you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:21 AM

Yahweh

what future historical figure you want to be around for?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 10:59 AM

Anyone who can help the US out of its current state of a mess.

Did you have a great weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:00 AM

i have a wonderful weekend.

do you know how to cure insomnia?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:00 AM

Tylenol PM or Xanax... works for me.

Do you take "happy pills"????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:03 AM

doesn't everyone? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:19 AM

They should if they don't.

What happy pill do you take?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:19 AM

zoloft

You?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:30 AM

drug free

Perhaps I should rethink this though?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:37 AM

everyone should be on happy pills or in therapy.

have you read Atlas SHrugged?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 12:25 PM

Nope.

Have you read A Thousand Splendid Suns?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 12:30 PM

nope.

is it better than the kite runner?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 12:53 PM

As good.

Did you read Nur Jahan (pt1) & The Feast of Roses(pt2)?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 01:12 PM

as good? ugh. i won't be reading that one then. i haven't read those other ones either.

what are you doing on vacation?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 01:52 PM

Sunning and funning at the beach condo, you? (Q&A)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 02:46 PM

goin to Nash-vegas~

Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 02:48 PM

Wow....

Does it match a previous shirt color?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:12 PM

IDK

what about those of us who wear white t-shirts and have "outties"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:14 PM




is it lunch time yet????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:15 PM

Not yet my friend...it is time for second breakfast, however.

Think we can get PR to pay again?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:16 PM

he does make more money than we do!


what's for 2nd breakfast?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:18 PM

I think we should go to BK...I have a hankering for french toast sticks...

Is that ok?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 07/07/08 03:18 PM

Post deleted by ~Special K~
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:21 PM

the fast food places on serve breakfast for another 10 minutes or so, in fact its too late for the east coaster posters - hehehehe
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
the fast food places on serve breakfast for another 10 minutes or so, in fact its too late for the east coaster posters - hehehehe


you didn't put a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE'S YOUR QUESTION???????????????????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:30 PM

The Q/A police strike again. (hearing COPS theme music in background)


When will people learn?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:36 PM

Don't make her pat her duck violently!

You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 03:42 PM

I have no conscience!!!

why would I be a mod if I had one of those?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 04:00 PM

I thought that was a compliance requirement.


What's up with the duck?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 04:01 PM

It's kitten's stress reliever...

Why is it so frakkin cold in my office?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 04:55 PM

The A/C nazis are out to freeze you.


Are you wild and willing, or is it just for show?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:05 PM

It's never just for show, Freak

You don't have me painted in that light, do you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:11 PM

I haven't painted you in any light yet.


Do you like art?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:14 PM

I do...but I like abstracts and pop art...a painting of a farmhouse is lost on me

What about you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:27 PM

Surrealist. My wife and I have three prints from Kush.
http://www.vladimirkush.com


What do you think?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:29 PM

I prefer Kandinsky...

What color is your kitchen painted?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:32 PM

No paint, just that wonderful old style knotty pine wood paneling I love.

Is your house all beige or do you like colors?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:33 PM

My living room is red, whaddya think? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:35 PM

I think a lovely shade of red is wonderful because I hate beige and white.

What color should I paint my guestroom this summer?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:39 PM

What about purples? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:40 PM

dusky salmon
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:41 PM

Maybe.....dusky salmon sounds good too!

Purple wouldn't be too girly would it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:47 PM

I retract my purple suggestion...purple is kind of passe...

What about this???
http://www.colorofinspiration.com/?WT.mc_id=SWcom-COI-Blue
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:50 PM

Very cool, thanks!

Do you like to decorate?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:51 PM

I do...although I haven't done anything with my own bedroom since I about my house 4 years ago...

Think it's time?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 05:54 PM

If you're like me, yes...I get BORED quickly!

Have you ever had to deal with termites?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 06:48 PM

I've never had a problem with termites...our problem is ants...

You have a termite troubles?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 06:54 PM

No, but we live in a brick home and have measures taken to avoid termites.

Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 06:58 PM

IDK son, but isn't "flange" close enough to rhyming?

you know, that thing that has a rib or rim for strength for guiding the attachment of one thing to another?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 07:02 PM

::giggle::

he said rib and rim in the same sentence

Ever notice how pretzels and iced coffee don't work as well as pretzels and beer?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 10:41 PM

Can't say as I have ever had pretzels with iced coffee.

Don't you think beer goes especially well with boiled crawfish?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 10:49 PM

Never ate a crawfish before.


Why does my office suddenly smell like urine????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:02 PM

I bet I can guess!

Were you arrest-free for the holiday weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:19 PM

Yeah--our neighborhood sounded like a friggin' war zone! I even set off a few explosives.

Have you ever been to jail?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:24 PM

Only to have my fingerprints taken for work. ::knocks on wood::

Have you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:26 PM

In the third grade.

Is that a little young?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:31 PM

Probably for most people.

I can assume it wasn't a felony and your record was expunged or were you terribly dangerous at 9 years old?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:40 PM

It was actually a field trip (and I grew up in a white bread, Mayberry-ish town).

Ever been to a fire station and slid down the pole?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/07/08 11:49 PM

Been too plenty of fire stations - my husband has been a volunteer for over 20 years, but haven't slid down a pole, unfortunately.

Have you ever had a ride in a fire truck?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 12:09 AM

No..

Do you know anyone who would let me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:54 AM

Quite possibly if you ever come to Louisiana.

How are those Lions going to do this season?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 02:52 AM

SUPERBOWL BABY!!!!!!

Or just a winning season?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:07 PM

Keep dreaming.


Why is it so quiet around here?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:15 PM

Still early...trying to wake up....

What's on tap for today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:18 PM

Beer...if we're lucky!


Should I try to be productive today or procrastinate until tomorrow?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:21 PM

I just pondering the same thing...

Work or loaf...that is the question...

W.W.K.D.? (What would kitten do?)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:39 PM

she would spend all day in the litter box

how come litter looks like little broken pretzels these days?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:42 PM

broken pretzels in litter means it's time to change it. duh.


WWKD? kitten would play all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you ready to play?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:42 PM

Absolutely!

Are we going to play at the beach or at the park?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:43 PM

She would "loaf"...most definitely.


Do you like meat loaf?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:44 PM

we're playing at the beach. and i love meat loaf.

he was really good in Rocky Horror, wasn't he?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:47 PM

::searching for sand castle forms::

Meatloaf is quite theatrical...

Have you seen the cell phone commercial he is in with Tiffany and the kid from the Sopranos?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:49 PM

you mean that's not really his kid?? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 01:54 PM

That's the same thing I thought!!!

The kid is Adam Cagley...and I was wrong...he wasn't on the Sopranos (don't know where I got that from)...he's on some Disney/Nickelodeon show

Did you realize it was Tiffany in the ad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 02:08 PM

no, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad, is it?

(q&a)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 02:26 PM

That's 66.66% accuracy...not too shabby.


Why can't my baseball team have that kind of batting average?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 02:32 PM

IDK, what kind of wood are they employing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:07 PM

Teek wood.


Why is this office so dang cold???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:13 PM

maybe the thermostat is set too low (just a guess)

why is the air so thin and dry out there?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Why is this office so dang cold???


Why is BaconBoy in my office?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:21 PM

He's stalking you.


Have you ever noticed how much rubber gets on your face at go-cart tracks?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:23 PM

I think you are driving wrong if you are getting rubber on your face

Want a carrot?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:24 PM

Sure.


What, you aren't supposed to bump the people in front of you out of the way? Isn't rubbing racing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:25 PM

You get a kick out of "dangling".

Don't you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:25 PM

You aren't supposed to bump them with your face!! You're supposed to use your bumper, silly...

Did you win?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:39 PM

No. I started 19th position out of 20, so I was only able to get third by the time they ended the race on lap 10.


Aren't go-carts great?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:40 PM

Yeah...but I'd rather race Formula One.


Is there such a thing as "too fast"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:43 PM

I can think of one event in particular that yes, "too fast" would apply?

do you eat ice cream too fast?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:52 PM

Nope, brain freeze.


Isn't there something else you can do "too fast"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 03:59 PM

ah, teach softball to girls maybe, IDK


this baseball season can't end too fast, eh?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:05 PM

not for my team...it can't


Have you ever been to a Triple A game?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:09 PM

yes, we have been to the Round Rock stadium to catch a glimpse of Nolan Ryan!!!

but have you seen the Brazos Bombers or the Kilgore Pumpjacks???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:11 PM

No... I have not.

How can I keep a straight face with a name like "Pumpjacks"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:20 PM

Just bite your bottom lip.


Right about now Sadie is having her “girlie parts” removed. Do you think that will cure her leg humping?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:25 PM

Oh, gosh...I hope not

What would you do in the middle of the night without the molestation?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 04:39 PM

sleep unmolested, like the rest of us!!

have you ever been tickled by a tarantula?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 05:56 PM

not recently.

Is tarantula tickling popular in Texas?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:20 PM

I think it's a Texas thing.


What do you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:28 PM

h3ll yeah!


Wanna try it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:36 PM

Everyone should try it once...

Wait...what are we trying?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:37 PM

tarantula tickling...silly!


Why? What were YOU thinking?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:38 PM

::pleading the 5th::

That's still possible, right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:41 PM

Anything possible... with the right tools and a little time.

Does it seem chaotic around here today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:42 PM

It is bustling...

Think it's because PR has lost control?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:43 PM

Like he ever had control.


Don't tell him I said that...ok?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:49 PM

I didn't hear a thing.


Is it 5 yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:52 PM

I wish! But that doesn't ever seem to make it true.


Is it lunchtime yet?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 06:55 PM

Um...it's about 2 hours past lunch...oh wait...you don't do daylight savings...so it's an hour past...

Did you miss it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:09 PM

Miss daylight savings time? Nope, don't have to worry about changing clocks/watches anymore.

Is that what you meant??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:13 PM

Nope...goober

I meant did you miss lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:25 PM

I did not miss lunch AND I AM IN CONTROL!!!

don't you think it is time for Texas coaster trip reduex?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:27 PM

Hmmm...it's awful humid there right now...

Are you buying the Corona?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:35 PM

my kids know I pay for everything!!!


Is buying friendship the right way to go?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:38 PM

That depends.


How long to you want the friendship to last?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:55 PM

I am thinking temporary is the way to go.

Is there a temp agency where you can pick friends?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 07:59 PM

Yes, it's called craigslist, where you can have a friend for an hour or overnight, if you play your cards right.



Don't you think a trip to Cedar Point would be good, too?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:00 PM

I can think of one.


Isn't it called an escort agency?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:05 PM

That's one name for it.


Why would you need to pay for a chaperone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:10 PM

because SOME people are to busy to visit the aged and inferm!!

I am up for Cedar Point!!!! aren't yo?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:15 PM

Depends.

Where is Cedar Point?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:17 PM

Not in Texas!

Right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:26 PM

Right! It's in Ohio (Sandusky)

Who wants to join me there in a week and a half?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:27 PM

right... it's in sandusky, oh


Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 08:53 PM

Oh geez I wish

Has this week been extraordinarily long?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:10 PM

Yeah, and it just started.


Is it going to get better?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:13 PM

Sure thing!

What could possibly make it worse?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:16 PM

Being diagnosed with syphilis



Is Sonic really all that good (rumor is they will be opening some around here soon)?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:16 PM

Of course Sonic is really that good...

Why would we lie to you about that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:17 PM

Yeah, they're okay.

Don't you really like their commercials?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:18 PM

I like the husband/wife commercials more than the two guys...

Doesn't the blond guy seem a little doofy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:26 PM

Possibly, but don't you think a lot of blond guys are a little doofy? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 09:27 PM

yeah, but I am not a fan of the commercials

maybe the Sonics can go in where all the Starbucks are closing?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 10:08 PM

The Sonics are going to Oklahoma!

Oh, did you mean the burger place?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 10:42 PM

I do believe he meant the burger place.

Would you prefer a bacon cheeseburger or a mocha latte?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 10:55 PM

Bacon Cheeseburger

Do they serve that in Paradise?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 10:57 PM

Bacon Cheeseburger

Can I go home?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 10:59 PM

Of Course!

Why would you want to still be working?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 11:24 PM

Because she love-loves her job.


How do you like your steak done?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 11:46 PM

Medium rare..

Didn't you know I am at Audit school?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/08/08 11:55 PM

I'm sorry, I forgot.


Are you learning anything today?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:34 AM

A very little...

Will tomorrow be better?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:34 AM

How to cook a good steak.


Where does one go to Audit School in NWO?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:52 AM

It is in south easteastern MI?

Will tomorrow be better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:02 AM

I hope it is.

Are there tests involved?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:17 AM

NOpe not really

Is that okay?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 10:30 AM

Anything goes...

Do you think that PR should change his very dull avatar???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 10:45 AM

Yes.

What happened to your avatar?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 10:54 AM

I changed to another and then never put her back, maybe I will do it later.

Should I use a blue devil or a red one?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:48 AM

use a blue one for a change.


how do you stop heel pain?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:21 PM

Go to podiatrist.

You really think blue?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:27 PM

i would actually prefer more of a burnt umber, but that wasn't an option.

do you have a new red one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:28 PM

No, look.

Why is my EIC named Dick B.Stuckey????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:34 PM

i ♥ the blue one.


OMC! Is that really his name?????????? LOLoaf!!!!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:36 PM

I almost LOLed when I saw his business card...

Can you imagine, what were his parents thinking?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:37 PM

his parents must not like him.

what about a name like Dick Pushard?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 12:40 PM

There's a LOLoaf for ya!

Why do folks do that to their kids, geez?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:05 PM

i dated that guy. no one believes that was really his name. loser.


did you know there is a full moon next week?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:09 PM

Well that will bring out the wackadoodles

What's scheduled for today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:15 PM

examiners, and oh, wait: examiners...

And you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:17 PM

pretty soon for us too.



are you going somewhere on your vacation DQ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:25 PM

::patiently waiting for DQ's response::

Do you think she'll answer today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:25 PM

I want a devil with a blue dress, that was a great song!!!
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I want a devil with a blue dress, that was a great song!!!



Forget your One-a-day for memory loss vitamin this morning ol' man????WHERE IS YOUR QUESTION??????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:34 PM

shoot!

yes, I did forget the pill!

what do you take for cramps?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:39 PM

can't say....

What do you take for bad moods?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:41 PM

he wouldn't know. his bad mood has never gone away.


do you think he knows i'm kidding?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:50 PM

shiner blonde, at least 36 oz. in one sitting

do you find people need more hugs during the middle of the week?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:51 PM

i haven't had a really good hug in a long time.

who's giving out hugs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:51 PM

oops, soory I didn't ignore you my kitty, you went to the next page

same question as above?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:54 PM

it's okay.

so who's giving out the hugs?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:54 PM

::picks up kitten and hugs her tight::

All better?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:57 PM

:sorry, kids, work happened... Avalon, one of the best beaches in the US!: http://www.avalonbeach.com/
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 01:59 PM

thanks TE!

DQ DIDN'T PUT A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are mods exempt from the rules????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:00 PM

I don't think so...they should be sent to the corner.

Do you think they would leave us in charge?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:01 PM

i think you and i in charge would be great!!

who can we ask?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:04 PM

Hmm...let's not ask. Let's just do.

Isn't it better to ask for forgiveness than permission?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:05 PM

whats you question my dears?

you do understand I am mean though right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:08 PM

You just want to portray that characteristic here...but we know better!


Did you know that we are "on to you"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:11 PM

ha!

y'all have been on my case for a long time!!!

what movie candy are you most like?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:12 PM

I don't like candy.

Should I retire as a mod?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:16 PM

why would you do that? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:17 PM

I dunno, I don't think PR respects me.

Do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:20 PM

i respect you. PR doesn't respect many people.

is he the boss of you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:23 PM

NO, you are right.

Should I kick him with my pointyu pump?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:23 PM

YES!!!


where are you going to kick him?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:24 PM

I think you should poke him with your pitchfork.

Do you think he would like it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:24 PM

Where should I, his string??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:25 PM



Oh gosh...

kitten? thoughts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:25 PM

hee!!

will you be able to find his string?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:29 PM

I dunno... I will ask Mrs PR, she must know where it is.

What do you think of that idea???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:30 PM

if anyone will know, it will be Mrs. PR.


where did TE's avi go?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:34 PM

She has a happy cow from California...

Don't you like it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:42 PM

i can't see it.


why can't i?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:43 PM

I would say MAW but what good would it do with you reprobates!!!


how pointy are those shoes of yours DQ? some of these I saw in NY last month were downright nasty looking. They could squash a flea in a corner of the room with those things!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 02:45 PM

Actually, Pale, they are called cockroach killers...

Doesn't Mrs Pale have any?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:00 PM

Of course she does...that's how she keeps him in line at home...

Can you see my dancing cow now kitten?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:10 PM

do you feet eventually take the shape of those pointy shoes?

i can see your avi TE, its a guernsey, isn't it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:10 PM

nope, still can't see it.

why do the internet police suck so much??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:10 PM

No, they still appear normal.

Did you find your string, yet?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:12 PM

Actually, PR...it's a Holstein.

Can't you tell by the dance moves?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 03:18 PM

no, I don't dance with the stars; but it must not be anintomically correct, I don't see udders for a milk cow.

now just stop with the string business, thats a sensitive subject when you are my age, just sayin.....!!!!!


I think we need to get Michelle Petry to give DQ her blue dress back, don't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 04:19 PM

who is michelle petry and why does she have dq's dress? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 04:21 PM

IDK what you're talking about, Pa.


Do you complete surveys from fast food restaurants to get free food?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 04:21 PM

She's the BOL IT queen.

I think the blue dress has a few, um, stains like Monica's. Do you think Michelle was dropping it off at the drycleaners for DQ?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:29 PM

Those are asparagus risotto stains (or so she says).



Is it wrong to keep looking at DoobyDoobyDateMe's avatar? (it's kind of like a train wreck, I can't look away)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:32 PM

how could it be wrong?? (Q&A)


BTW, i love the description of LF's avi - "fat man in spandex")
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:32 PM

back off, she's mine!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:33 PM

baby, you didn't ask a question, did you? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:34 PM

No, I forgot we were in the question thread.

Where is that good looking Audit Guy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:44 PM

IDK, perhaps playing in the basement.


What's going on today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:49 PM

A whole lot of silliness!


Aren't you just loving it?!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:50 PM

Um, yeah. Sure.

Is it Friday, already?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:51 PM

NO! Silly!!! it's HUMP day!!!


you aren't having fun?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:53 PM

Not at the moment

Why is my contact irritating my left eye, today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 05:56 PM

Because mine is too, and we're connected to the same internet.

Why didn't you know that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:01 PM

i think she might be freaked from being surrounded by all these doobys.

is that it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:04 PM

wouldn't you be?

I can only handle one DDD at a time!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:05 PM

3D, where's your question?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:06 PM

above my answer.

where's your answer?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:06 PM

DDD is in trouble! don't be picking on my baby!!!

can't you just let one go???????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:07 PM

I think he already let one go (if you know what I mean).



Do you know what I mean?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:08 PM

I do, and that's why I'm politely backing out of the room.

Do you think anybody saw me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:10 PM

nope, but they smelled you!


what do you tell your co-workers when you are LOL at your desk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:12 PM

"I'm researching Reg D violation and you wouldn't believe the fun I'm having!"

Do you think you could pull that off?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:13 PM

i could try that.

how big is the rock i'm getting?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:21 PM

2 kilos.

What else were you expecting of me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 06:22 PM

nuthin.

what does your avi mean?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 07:58 PM

I think it's something about a girl named Bad Maria...

Is that your name?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:00 PM

"Bad Marriage mantra" is what my avatar reads, and that is who I am

Who are you, you hot little biscuit?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:03 PM

You don't recognize me?

Is it cause I've got my hair did?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:08 PM

That must be it, sugar pie.


Did you know I'm supposed to bake cheesecakes this weekend, strain limoncello, pack for Ohio and do laundry/swap meet/cleaning?!?!?! Wanna help?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:09 PM

You bet your sweet smoky bacon!

What time should I show up?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:10 PM

I'll help bake and strain...no packing/cleaning for me!


What's the occasion?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:13 PM

who cares! it sounds like a party!!


where's the swap meet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:24 PM

Less than a mile away, and it's indoors so you wimps don't get to cry about 'It's 118 F and sunny. Blah blah blah.' And it will be a party, as soon as I make the simple syrup.


How far are you from me?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:27 PM

940 miles +/-

What should I wear?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:27 PM

about 2,800 miles.

should i leave now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:31 PM

You should wear something fun and colorful, and start heading over right now.

Does ice cream make you scream because your lactose intolerant?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:42 PM

Nope...I only scream when I run out of ice cream.

Do you think DDDMe is prettier than me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:43 PM

yes!

don't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 08:51 PM

I can't see Moo, just a little red x

Should I have the son's grandmother travel down from Midland to visit him in Fulton County?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 09:13 PM

Yes, Pa! Yes!!!

Do you think she's seen the Black Swamp before?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 09:20 PM

I am quite certain she has not.

How many have given up waiting on this server from DQ's abode?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:06 PM

Where is DQ?! (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:18 PM

Probably home at this hour.


Do you think she's physically and mentally in "vaction mode?"
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:21 PM

I'm positive after talking to her this morning.

Wouldn't you be in vacation mode if you had only one day left before it started?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:25 PM

For sure....

Are you happy I am home?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:31 PM

Yes!

Are you watching Charmed?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/09/08 11:47 PM

No,

Is it on?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:11 AM

IDK, but I'm sure you are happy to be back home!

Are you glad the dancing pig is back?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:17 AM

Not as happy as I am with the bouncing tigger!

What u watching?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:19 AM

I am not in control of the remote - something on Huey P. Long.


Do you like shows about history?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:23 AM

In small doses..

Why don't you have the remote?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:25 AM

Honey's got it, but I don't care.

Is that bad?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:48 AM

nope

Does he make you happy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:54 AM

how can huey make anyone happy, he is dead!

are you tired from your drive?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:05 AM

I'm not because I don't live far from work, but Audit_Gal might be.

Are you going to miss DQ while she is gone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:16 AM

Most likely, but my Pa will be here so all is well!!!


Don't you believe me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:22 AM

Honestly (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:35 AM

Of course, honestly!

Do you think his son will help him
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:12 AM

you kiddos thrive on driving me nuts!

(and the DQ knows I will miss her about as much as she will miss me)

is it really only Wednesday?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:16 AM

Afraid so, but only a few more hours till Thursday


What are we all doing in the Cooler at home at night?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:47 AM

torturing PR, of course.

should we all just call in sick today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:54 AM

Sounds like a plan to me.

What ailment should we say we have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:07 AM

Extreme headaches...


When can I start my vacation???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:09 AM

7 hours and 45 minutes.


Are you ready for the beach?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:13 AM

So ready it isn't funny, I actually had a dream last night that I was on the deck looking at the ocean, perusing a book with a drink in my hand...

Do you think there will be jellyfish in the water this year??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:15 AM

Actually (didn't look where Avalon Beach was), I'm told they have been hanging around the Gulf Coast.

Is your beach on the East coast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:24 AM

Yes, by Cape May.

I wonder if the water will be warm?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:41 AM

like bath water.

do you think DQ is extra feisty today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:01 PM

Whatever gave you that impression? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:02 PM

oh, nothing.

are you leaving early today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:02 PM

Of course, wouldn't you? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:03 PM

he\\ yeah!!!

what time you leaving?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:04 PM

Prolly 3 (normal time for me, tho')

What is your normal quitting time?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:05 PM

5.

don't you think i s/b able to leave earlier than that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:12 PM

Sure, work my hours: 6am-3pm

Can you do that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:14 PM

idk.

should i ask?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:15 PM

Absolutely, in compliance, as long as they can get me by cell, it is OK.

What do you do at your bank?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:16 PM

i'm a project manager.

can i still visit this site if i'm not in compliance?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:28 PM

Yes, as long as you are in banking it is fine!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:30 PM

whew!

did you forget somehting? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:37 PM

Yes.

Why am I not paying attention today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:38 PM

are you already on vacation? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:41 PM

You think I am? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:41 PM

i think you have been for a few days.... just saying....


do i need more coffee?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:50 PM

coffee and vacation would help neither of you!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:51 PM



did you forget something? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 12:56 PM

WTH! Imposter!

Isn't imitation the highest form of flattery?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:08 PM

I am not sure.

How old do you think Old Pail really is???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:10 PM

Hhhmmm...let's see...carry the 5...divide by infinity...add 2...minus the square root of 7...

57...give or take a decade...

Am I close?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:11 PM

I think he is older,.

Why'd ya make him so young?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:12 PM

Cause you are leaving him here with us for a whole week with no back up...

Can I borrow your pitchfork?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:15 PM

I am immune to the tines on said fork!

I think I will do some summer cleaning while the maid is gone

:evil smiley:
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:16 PM

Question:

Have the warnings been posted on the beaches that a wild women has been seen in the vacinity?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:17 PM

Avalon Beach welcomes wild women on the beach...Cape May has lots of lonely Coasties

Right, DQ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:18 PM

I think I saw that warning posted on the side of the road this morning on my way to work!


Should we warn the women and children?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:20 PM

no
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:22 PM

Flag on play...no question asked by the big gorilla! Penalty 5 yards!

Was that too harsh?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:22 PM

(now I know who Silverback is)


Where is your "you know what"???????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:37 PM

monkees are dumb that way

do they have posable thumbs and are their feet big?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:38 PM

You looking in the mirror again, Pops??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:43 PM

Ewwwwww...he's hairy!!!!! (and harry)


Can't you do something about that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:44 PM

Should we hold him down and wax him, Ms B? (Q&A)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:45 PM

no, it's genetic, if its shaved it will grow back thicker




why does Ms. B get upset when there is no question posted?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:47 PM

idk...it's something about this thread...it brings out the "anal" in me and i become a stickler for the rules!

(yes DQ...we should hold him down and shave him!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Got it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 01:51 PM

Wax would hurt more, tho', wouldn't it??? (Q&A) :evil grin:

(We can make it super hot, and then listen to him scream when we rip it off...)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:01 PM

Oh yes...wax...definitely! (i just happen to have some)


Do you have the restraining devices?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:08 PM

Will these help? ::holds up random shackles from under desk::
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:10 PM

you can use my taser, too.

Are you going to do a brazilian too?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:10 PM

Don't you think a John Waters would be more appropriate?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:11 PM

prolly.

but it would be fun to watch him squirm, right?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:24 PM

If we gave him a John Waters, he would definately do more than squirm!






Do you think we are being to rough on him this early in the day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:25 PM

never!

are you getting weak?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:27 PM

Oh gosh no...I just don't like to see grown men cry...


that's not really true...i like making them cry



You're not angry with me, are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:28 PM

how could i be angry at you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:29 PM

You're right...it's nearly impossible!


Did you notice the dancing piggy is back?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:30 PM

i did!!! i ♥ the dancing piggy!!! he makes me smile.

do you think he's cute?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:31 PM

I ♥ the dancing piggy too! I want to just scratch his little pork belly!



Is that out of line?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:33 PM

not if he likes it.

do you think he would?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:37 PM

I think his little hind leg would thump for all it was worth...


Is it possible that other Coolies are working today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:38 PM

it seems like it, doesn't it.

do you think we should do some work?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:39 PM

*sigh*

I suppose

What would you rather do?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:40 PM

play of course.

would we get to play more if we got fired?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:43 PM

Sure...but less money

What if we got paid to play?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:46 PM

DREAM JOB!!!

you mean like PR?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:51 PM



Wonder how he managed to get such a plum gig?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 02:54 PM

maybe Andy and John are his sons.

is that possible?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:01 PM

I suppose...anything is possible...


Do you think he is ignorning us intentionally?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:02 PM

prolly. the REAL trouble-makers make his PDA vibrate.

that sounded dirty, didn't it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:09 PM

hee hee hee....yeah...

Do you think he secretly likes it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:14 PM

He loves it!

Can you see my avatar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:18 PM

you aren't the spandex man any more.

was the spandex too tight?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:20 PM

Yes...it revealed a bit too much.


Did you see that!?!?!???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:21 PM

Spandex just burst off my SexPot body and shot across the room!

Guess it couldn't take the pressure, huh?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:30 PM

Nope.


Didn't you know Spandex can only take so much?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:33 PM

I, personally, found it delicious.


What is the max tension capacity for spandex?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 03:37 PM

IDK.


Why don't you experiment on it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:32 PM

stop making my blackberry vibrate y'all!!!!!!

now as far as spadex/gortex - that is amazing stuff!!!! I have eight strands of it holding my mitral valve in place, otherwise you would be dealing with another mod
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:32 PM

Now y'all know his weak spot???

:fixed:
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:36 PM

did you forget something dear?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:38 PM

What do you mean? Look again old man...
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:43 PM

It looks fine to me.



Is PR's sight failing faster than we thought?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:43 PM

why doesn't PR ever remember his questions???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What do you mean? Look again old man...




..affixing a question mark on the end of a declarative statment does not a question make!!!!!

have you seen that I have yet to achieve C is my L status yet, but that Ronzilla got it at post 10,000?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:46 PM

Isn't that because compliance isn't your life and BOL knows it???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:46 PM

The powers that be must like Ron better.


What's the plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:50 PM

The beach, the beach!!!

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 04:57 PM

BOL

are you taking a laptop?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:03 PM

I am!!

Do you think they know what WiFi is in Ohio?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:06 PM

sure.

are they that far behind?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:15 PM

Probably

Do you prefer a laptop or desktop pc?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:17 PM

laptop for most things.


mac or pc?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:23 PM

pc

Do you laugh when you someone trip or fall?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:24 PM

i try not to, but yeah.

is that wrong?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:26 PM

Nope, a study at Yale indicated that is the most common response.

I trip and fall alot, do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:26 PM

not as much as i say stoopid things.

do you have inner ear issues?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:28 PM

No, but I have balance issues when I've been drinking?

Do you have balance issues?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:29 PM

No, I am just a real spazz, it is a family joke, they call me "Grace"... LOLoad

Do you like to swim in the pool, lake or ocean?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:30 PM

Ocean - hands down!


Which ocean do you like best?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:30 PM

Pool. I don't like public water.


Is that odd?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:30 PM

Pool, cuz I can see what's around me!
(i'm Grace too in my fam)



Where are you going on vaca DQ, I can't remember
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:30 PM

for exercise, a pool. for fun, the lake. the ocean is a little nipply up here.


do you touch the bottom or the lake or is it too ooky for you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:32 PM

Our lake is ooky!

Do you know what could be in it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:32 PM

Lake bottoms are just the grossest, I can't swim in a lake.

Do you like to boat?

(SpeK: going to a seaside resort called Avalon)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:33 PM

Yes - we have a boat.

do you think we should go out on it this weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:35 PM

yes. i know Dream Catcher highly recommends it.


do you use sunscreen?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:38 PM

Yes - I'll burn to a crisp otherwise.

Why is everyone so high strung today?!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:39 PM

i didn't notice.

the peeps on BOL?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:40 PM

Especially them!

Do you think everyone is bouncing around like my avatar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:41 PM

prolly. tigger rules!!!

do you suppose friday-itis has set in?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:42 PM

I think it set yesterday.

Why is Friday coming sooooo slooowly?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:43 PM

stinkin' 5-day weeks.

can we start the party tonight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:49 PM

I'm too tired to party tonight

Do you think anyone would notice if I took a nap under my desk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:50 PM

no, you should nap now so you can party tonight.

will a nap help?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:58 PM

Let's find out...

Will you wake me for lunch?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 05:59 PM

i will.

what time is good for you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 06:31 PM

I think she's out cold.


Should I go wake Becka up (I can be there in 45 minutes)?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 06:32 PM

how are you going to do it? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 06:37 PM

And will you wear your spandex suit?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:01 PM

Ok, I'm awake! LOL

Should I get a veggie sandwich or a BLT for lunch?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:04 PM

bacon makes everything better.

you aren't a vegetarian though, are you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:14 PM

Not a vegetarian, but still don't eat a lot of meat.

When is a good time to travel to L.A.?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:16 PM

where did the mj thread go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:16 PM

after it has been destroyed by the earthquake

how come they can't just put those fires out, they have every plane in America dropping orange stuff all over the place?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: DEVILqueen
where did the mj thread go?


i will give you two guesses
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:19 PM

I like Tang!

Was it the earthquake known as PR?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:43 PM

PR always makes the earth shake around him.


Did anyone else receive an all airlines letter?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:47 PM

I don't know...lemme look.

Nope...was I supposed to?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:56 PM

I'm not sure. It wanted me to contact my legislator.


Isn't that strange?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:57 PM

Depends.

What kind of "contact" are they encouraging?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:58 PM

Your's is in the mail, Ms.B.


Did anyone else thing the Jesse Jackson Wants to Cut Off Obama's....... thread was another game thread?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 07:59 PM



I have never come into contact with depends!!!!

and I dont' want to do it again!

shouldn't we encourage the airlines to be on time?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:00 PM

It links to a website to "Stop Oil Speculation". Maybe it's legit. It could affect my trip to Florida in November.


Is a vacation a good reason to get political?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:01 PM

Lemme get this straight...you've never come into contact with depends....and you don't want to do it again. (ok...makes perfect sense)


Do you people see what we're dealing with here????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:05 PM

isn't this an incriminating question, sort of like when did you stop chasing young naive girls or something?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:13 PM

PR - to ask a question, you first have to answer the previous one - those are the rules of the thread!


Instead of throwing the health food into DQ's basket, can we throw it AT PR?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:16 PM

Great idea, Pooh!

How's your aim?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:25 PM

Getting better all the time.........watch............


Did you see that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:30 PM

That nearly smacked him right in the .....string



Can you do it again?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:31 PM

Bullseye!!!! Impressive!


Can you teach me how to do that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 08:38 PM

I'll go fetch the grapefruit you just threw!

Will that work?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:08 PM

Grapefruit, that's gotta hurt.


Where are the tomatos?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:35 PM

In Randy's garden, but they weren't covered so the sun made them pop open.


Do you think that'll be okay?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:35 PM

they are in the trash along with the peppers since that is where the real salmanella is coming from!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see any strings hanging off my clothes, what are y'all talking about?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:42 PM

Sssshhh sssshhh PR....just go back to your nap....

Who woke him up? You know he'll be cranky without his nap!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:53 PM

it wasn't me. i swear!

do you believe me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:58 PM

No...I think it was you.


Why did you have to go and do that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 09:59 PM

i didn't mean to!!!!!!!!!

are you mad?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:02 PM

How could anyone be made at our cuddly kitten.


Are you going to join the party next week?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:03 PM

will there be presents? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:06 PM

Yes, but some may not be wrapped.


Hasn't that guy been standing out there a vey long time?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:08 PM

i was thinking the same thing.

should we be concerned?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:16 PM

Not any more. He was just auditioning for the Ian Zeiring role in the Phx spin-off of 90210. We're calling it 85015 (which is where I live, and it's ghetto!)

Will you be watching?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:29 PM

No I won't be watching...because I wasn't invited to the party you were talking about earlier.


Why wasn't I invited??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:29 PM

IDK

Do you think it will be worth watching?

Sorry I was late w/ my answer!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:29 PM

he\\ yeah, i'll be watching.

will he have a corvette?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:33 PM

Oh, but you were invited.

Wait, are you talking about the ear wax removal party?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:37 PM

There's an earwax removal party?! (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:40 PM

idk...but i'm with you LBG.....



Do you really think that's the theme?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:42 PM

it could be fun.

where's your sense of adventure?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 10:42 PM

IDK, I visited that thread.

Do you think those answers are odd?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:02 PM

Absolutely - and you not the only one!


Who else is still here?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:03 PM

Me for another 30 then I'm GONE!

Are you still at work or at home?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:05 PM

I'm home wasting some time before dinner.

Is it bad that I'm in the Cooler from home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:07 PM

No - we're all addicted at some time or another.

Just got home - lots of reports due out tomorrow.


What's for dinner peoples?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:09 PM

Grillin' and Chillin' tonight.

What's going to be for dessert?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:11 PM

Me!

You hungry?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:11 PM

Fresh berries - just picked some blueberries, logan berries, and the last of the red, black, and yellow raspberries.


How high is the sky???????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:17 PM

Very high.

Yellow raspberries?!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:44 PM

Yup - They're kind of like albino raspberries. Similar in taste to red one. Blackberries will be in season soon! And apricots and plums. Yummo!

Shall we go to the beach tomorrow, or to the amusement park?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:45 PM

Amusement park..

Wait, which one?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/10/08 11:53 PM

I dunno.

Which one's closest?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:03 AM

IDK where are (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:08 AM

I'm in Louisiana.

What's between here and there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:09 AM

maybe St. Louis

is there still a 6 Flags there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:14 AM

My research says "yes".

Is that the best park?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:16 AM

no, the 6 flags here is much better but it is not between you and the auditor from a mod's basket

maybe y'all should pick a casino instead?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:19 AM

I'm not a gambler.

Wait, do scratch offs count as gambling?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:24 AM

sure do, but for a good cause I think, not like casino stuff

do you like going up and down like that Tigger avi? Its making me dizzy------
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:27 AM

Yes - its pretty close to my personality!

You don't like "bouncy" people?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:37 AM

Only in ?????....

Will that be deleted?



don't make me come up there and discipline you!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:39 AM

Apparently it will be deleted.

Do you think he'll really come up there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:47 AM

I was just in Fulton County 6 months ago, and I will be there again this year - she knows that and fears the day I show up near Toledo again!!!!

now how close is nowhere to the Texas border in case I have to instruct in cooly etiquette?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:50 AM

Too close!!

Have you ever been northwest of Baton Rouge?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:55 AM

I think so, on my way to Natchez

is that due east from here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:00 AM

It sure is.

Are you going to see SoccerMomQueen?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:40 AM

no, not now, but will in October when she visits me!

aren't supervised visits fun?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 03:17 AM

I guess it depends on who is supervising.

I had to leave to go get a free dinner, are you mad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:14 AM

outrageously so my Louisiana banker!!!

now if you are going to sub for that evil lady from NJ, you need to be much more mean, you do know that don't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:15 AM

I'll do my best because she asked the favor of me.

Do you think I'll do an ok job?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:22 AM

ok.....???? I guess so, its an easy job but don't tell the DQ I said that, she is so uppity

do you have a blue dress?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:25 AM

Yes, but it's light blue.

Does the shade of blue make a difference?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:59 AM

I don't know.

Did you ask Monica?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:19 PM

no, but Linda Tripp told me it didn't matter.


is it time to go home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:37 PM

Absolutely!

Will you take me with you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:40 PM

y'all better be working in Germany if its quitting time!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:48 PM

DING, DING, DING,DING, DING (where's BaconBoy when you need him?????)

Question PR - Where's your question?????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:54 PM

of course i will Pooh!

why can't PR remember the questions???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:58 PM

I am looking at 5 bloody threads simulteneously, how can you expect me to know where the bloody heck I am!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 12:59 PM

only 5? (Q&A)

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:02 PM

ugh and on two different BOL sites too!!!!

don't you think I need a raise?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:02 PM

sure!

will doubling what you get paid now help?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:09 PM

lets see, two times zero = !?!?!?!?

its too hard for me to figure, where is that Bacon Bud?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:10 PM

IDK!!!!! i haven't had a math fix in a long time!!!

do you think he hates me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:13 PM

naw, he doesn't think that much of us to go that far, we are just words on a screen to these rowdies, grass that withers and fades to nothing, dust in the wind, smog on a windy day, bugs to be stomped .........

shall I continue how meaningless our existence is?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:18 PM

no, thank you. i'm fully aware.

can we talk about something happy now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:19 PM

Sure, you can, if you want, but nothing is going to bring us down today - It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!


So do you still want to tell us how meaningless your existence is?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:24 PM

Let's continue that discussion after a few shots of tequila.


So DQ is gone...now how can we get rid of PR so there will be anarchy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:26 PM

(shhhh - we have him in the Today's Reason to Drink thread and we're feeding him Shiner's.......he should pass out soon!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:28 PM

Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:32 PM

tsk tsk tsk to the both of you!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:33 PM

Don't tsk me!

What??????????







Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:37 PM

today is gonna be long, isn't it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:42 PM

For you, maybe.


Are you throwing in the towel already?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:46 PM

No - not our Pale!


Who's up for some Beer Pong?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 01:57 PM

Count me in!!!


Should I bring the beer or the pong?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:01 PM

you have pongs?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:03 PM

PR - Shame On You!


Ms. B - That sounds good to me!

What kind of beer? Is Natty Ice OK?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:18 PM

Never had it...but I'm willin' to try anything once!


Have many people can play?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:45 PM

Four at once - 2 on each team.

Natty Ice = Natural Lite Ice (CHEAP college-type beer)


Should we have a money cup?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:50 PM

Money cup is a good idea...but good luck with this crew!


So what do we do? (i've never played beer pong before)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:57 PM

That surprises me.


Haven't you seen the movie Beerfeast (from the creators of Super Troopers)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 02:59 PM

6 cups each side (set up like bowling pins)

Put about 2" beer in each
Money Cup is the center back cup and is filled, not partial.

I throw ping-pong ball and try to get it in your cup - if I do, you drink; my partner throws ball - gets it in cup and your partner drinks. You throw and we repeat the process. Object (aside from drinking) is to get all of the cups out first. If you win, you stay on the table and play the next challengers.

Who else wants to play?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 03:05 PM

:raises hand: I do, I do!!

Can we play with vodka?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 03:24 PM

Sure, why not.


Do you think kitten enjoyed her math "fix?"
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 03:31 PM

kitten is gettin' "fixed"!?!? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 03:40 PM

Ouch.


How much do you think that hurts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:01 PM

hurt like a @#)($&@*()&$@!!!! i don't recommend it.

can i get in on the beer pong?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:03 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten


can i get in on the beer bong?




Hungry?

[feed the model]
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:19 PM

shouldn't y'all open a Friday bar for this activity?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:21 PM

Good idea!

Will you buy this luscious babe a drink?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:31 PM

do you really want my response?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:52 PM

yes!

Note: as a rebresentative of the kitten community, watch your mouth, mister!!!

aren't there a lot of kittens around today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:55 PM

I'll say! I have a few smuggled in my top!

You know cats multiply like crazy, don't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 04:57 PM

not as much as rabbits!!!

But more kittens, means more to love, right?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:14 PM

Unfortunately no - our neighbor in the mountains is feeding and harboring wild cats. They are doing damage, eating the chipmunks, attacking the deer, nesting under peoples cabins, etc. House cats - a good thing; wild cats - Not Good!


Anyone have a good remedy to keep cats away from your house?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:16 PM

a pit-bull.

was that mean?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:17 PM

we have taken in a feral mother and her 3 babies; the feral cat society had the mother nuetered for a "small" donation (its very handy have the best vet school in the country right here)

and they will also take the babies and spay and nueter them in the fullness of time

that said, the feral cats must be captured -
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:19 PM

BB, are you around?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:19 PM

There lies the problem - the minute they see movement in our cabin, they take off like a bat out of he//.


Can I convince anyone to visit N.E PA to adopt some cats?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:21 PM

BB better show up before his pa has a heart attack from monitoring all these threads.

Do you think he'll show up soon?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:35 PM

no kidding, my heart is fluttering a bit this afternoon, I think I better go to lunch and take my meds
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:36 PM

You probably need a break.

What's for lunch?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:39 PM

Everything!

Care to join me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:40 PM

Absolutely!

When do we leave?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:42 PM

Leave? Honey, I’m already gone!


Game for fried chicken, mashed potatoes, sweet tea and sweet potato pie?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:44 PM

What???

Is that really a question?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:46 PM

He// yes!


You're probably one of those skinny girlz, aren't 'cha?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:47 PM

I'm not sure but the fried chicken sounds good!

Who's cooking?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:54 PM

I'm cooking--can't you hear me sizzle?


[I'm soo hot!]
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 05:56 PM

I can hear the SIZZLE!!


Don't you think your smokin'?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 06:28 PM

she may be smokin'

and she may be hot

but she is not smokin' hot!!!!

and what is up with Wendy's?????????????

(lunch cost me $10.20)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:02 PM

You eat too much...

What did you get?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:13 PM

a sald with these mini orange slices, oriental something.....

a large chili.........

a big drink

$5 plus $2 plus $2 and then Uncle Tex's sales tax and bingo!!!

$10.20

and who are you to be tellin' me I eat too much!!!!?!?!?!?!!!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:18 PM

I AM AUDIT_GAL!

How dare you question me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:36 PM

oops, I didn't see the Lions' helmet

do you forgive me, or are you gonna pull an MQ on me too?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:45 PM

I will forgive you for now....

Do you think I will let it go?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:57 PM

Probably not, but holding on is what makes us ♥ you that much more.


Why am I so antsy today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 07:58 PM

ha!

it has been my experiece in over 120 years that women have this invisible backpack in which they store all the times they have been hurt, and at the right time they can pull anyone of them out and smack you clean across the chops with it!


so, what do you think my answer is?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:01 PM

Yes???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:06 PM

ding ding ding..... we have a winner

the answer is yes, you can let it go if you want to!!!!!

what's you next question for Dr. Pale?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:17 PM

None for you....

So who thinks its weird that first this guy is "pale" then he is "kit" and now he is "Dr."?????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:24 PM

i do! i do!!!

aren't there drugs that can control multiple personalities?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:25 PM

Explains sooooooo much - multiple personality disorder!


Who can save him?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:26 PM

Yup, but I refuse to take them!


Is that a mistake?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:27 PM

nah

doesn't your spandex keep everything under control?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 08:49 PM

It helps.

Should I get out of these panties and put on the control-top panty hose?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 09:44 PM

I just want to know how you get away with no celulite?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 10:30 PM

There is no cure for cellulite!

Why am I still here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 10:31 PM

'Cause you love your job? (Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 10:49 PM

Sure, they let me take naps, play online, go shopping, do my nails...

What's not to love?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 10:54 PM

That's a pretty sweet deal.

Are you hiring?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/11/08 11:56 PM

I'm sure they have an opening or two.


Should I return to my normal self, or be a sExpOT all weekend just in case DQ checks the threads?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 12:00 AM

Oh, give it a couple days - I think she would get a kick out of it!


It's a whole new version of "Freaky", isn' it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 12:09 AM

It is (and I'm kinda attracted to her!)

It could have been worse wouldn't you agree?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 01:11 AM

Yes, worse!

Do you promise to NEVER do that again?




Someone help me that image is in my head forever!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 02:23 AM

Sure I do..

Why would anyone actually look at a link like that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 02:53 AM

I certainly can't imagine.

Should we ask LF why he looked at it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 03:11 AM

No..

Aren't u afraid what he'd say?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 03:53 AM

Perhaps he's a chubby chaser. Hey, everyone needs lovin'!

Wouldn't you agree?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 04:08 AM

with my whole heart I do!!

when are you changin' that avi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 04:12 AM

Monday. I just think it's funny that our Prez looks like he's eating a cat. (I believe it really was supposed to be an ear of corn or a pork chop)

What do you think was really there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 04:16 AM

a lion cub

you know, aweena wek whatever.........?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/12/08 04:17 PM

Have you gone completly senile (A&Q)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 01:56 AM

yes, its the PMs that are doing it to me

don't you think you should lighten up, since its your anniversary?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 02:00 AM

She shouldn't even be on here.

Don't you think she should be out celebrating?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 02:05 AM

I am sure she is, she posted that this morning when she was just getting out of bed at 11 - what a lazy bum!

are you supposed to be drinking or something?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 02:07 AM

Me - who says I'm not - :reaches for the the chardonnay nearby:

What are you doing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 09:52 PM

Relaxing.

Did you have a good weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 10:18 PM

Same here....and cooking dinner.

How was your anniversary celebration?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 10:42 PM

It was great! An amazing day!

Are you going to watch Big Brother tonight?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/13/08 11:14 PM

I've never actually watched that show. (I'm glad you had a great day! )

Is it a good show?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:00 AM

It really is.

Will you watch it this time?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:40 AM

I missed it - got caught up with something else.

Is it on every Sunday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:12 AM

IDK, perhaps you should ask someone who watches TV.

I can't wait for tomorrow to come and be over with. I'm on vaca after that and I'm excited to get out of town. But I'm not really that excited to see family. Is that so wrong?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 10:47 AM

no..I have a sign that says "Friends Welcome, Relatives by Appointment".

Are you getting 4 days vacation or 5 (next monday, too)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:50 AM

why are y'all up so early?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:53 AM

i'm always up this early.

who's the dude in the pink truck?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:09 PM

grandpa chief.


the truck looks hot don't ya think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:11 PM

it needs a gun rack.

did you have a good weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:24 PM

Yeah.

You?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:25 PM

yeah.

it's good to be back at work though, right?

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (OMC, i crack myself up!!!! )
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:43 PM

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty - I have a nice bar of soap to wash you mouth out with for saying that it's good to be back at work! SHAME on you! :-)


Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:48 PM

5 more minutes...

i'm feeling silly today. are you skeered?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:51 PM

very!!

Are you cooking up something for today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:52 PM

would it do that?? (Q&A)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:54 PM

never know with you


are you referring to yourself as an it now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:56 PM

:giggles:

maybe. i just got spayed.


how's life at the spa?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:57 PM

Spalicious!


What are you doing up so early?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 12:59 PM

i'm always up this early!!!


aren't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:10 PM

"older" women don't need much sleep

how much sleep do the older men need?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
"older" women don't need much sleep

how much sleep do the older men need?


oh,you didn't just call me "older"..... ::kicks PR in the shin::

older men? think back to when you were in your 90s and you can figure that out.


should i date older or younger men?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:31 PM

Both...keep your options open!

How was your weekend?












is it dress up day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:34 PM

Weekend was toooo short, but fun!

Dress up day? - Sure!

Who are you going to dress up as?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:41 PM

oh...I dunno...I'll figure something out...


Did you know today is national cow appreciation day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:41 PM

A slacker.


We really shouldn't be expected to productive on Mondays...should we?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:42 PM

NO!!!

how does one celebrate national cow appreciation day? with a burger?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:43 PM

I can't rightly say I can be expected to be productive on Thursdays either




Do you think I've got too many tattoos?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:45 PM

Not sure that's really "appreciation".


Isn't just 1 Lil' Freak in the world enough!?!???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:46 PM

can one have too many of anything?

What do you do in moderation?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:46 PM

NEVER, Ms. B!!!!

and Lyl', you can never have too many tattoos.

shouldn't everyone be a little freaky?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

What do you do in moderation?

idk....delete posts....

should we talk in code all day?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:49 PM

Yes...everyone should be a little "freaky"!

Yes...we should talk in "code" all day.


Can you say "pineapple"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:50 PM

p- p- p- pineapple. yup! sure can!!!

can you say rose lotion?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:52 PM

Mmmmm...smells "rosey"!

Do you think PR can break our "code"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 01:58 PM

I will do more than break your code young lasses and lads!!!

so give me a clue, what are y'all talkin' about?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:02 PM

oh, as if we'll tell you!!!

been to urban dictionary lately?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:07 PM

nah...i don't need it...but it's PR's bible!


Do you think he knows who he's dealin' with?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:14 PM

He has no idea what he's gotten himself into



How'd you get so foxy this morning, Lil Miss F? ::insert inappropriate animal noises::
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:18 PM

Who me? Oh I just rolled outta bed!

Can you believe I look this good 'naturally'?


(animal noises....mmmmmmmm)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:38 PM

No, usually someone as hot as you is a guy in drag. You know what that say, nothing that pretty can be real. I'll bet you have all sorts of crunk rolling on, eh.

Is anyone else a Yelper, as in yelp.com??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:50 PM

idk what yelp.com is.

is it work friendly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:52 PM

If BB is suggesting it, I doubt it.


Is the term "work friendly" code?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:56 PM

I've got your "work-friendly" right here, mama! And yes, yelp.com is work safe. It's a blog for what to do in various cities and we use it to find new restaurants.

Don't you think you oughtta try it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:57 PM

i do think i ought to try it.

and of course "work friendly" is code. we are trying to drive PR crazy this week, right??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 02:59 PM

I think it will be a short drive

Want some M&Ms?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:00 PM

love some! i'm starving!!!!

do you have the big bag?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:03 PM

But of course!

Is there any other way to go?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:04 PM

Um, let me check. Yes, it's a pretty big bag.


Do you think I can visit Audit_gal this week?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:06 PM

Only if you promise to play nice...


Will you wear your Batman costume?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:07 PM

nope, lyl', no other way to go.

bb, you should definitely visit AGal this week.

when do you leave for vaca?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:21 PM

say hello for me to Tricia son! (and put in a good word for me, I think she is mad at something I said)

:looking up bag of m and m's on UD:
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
say hello for me to Tricia son! (and put in a good word for me, I think she is mad at something I said)

:looking up bag of m and m's on UD:



Question, Question - Where's the Question!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:25 PM

It's logded between his "bag of M&M's"! (take THAT for "code"!)


Why do we have to babysit?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:26 PM

Shoot, just let the little nippers fend for themselves.

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

:looking up bag of m and m's on IUD:



Huh?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:31 PM

IDK, 'Lil! I don't know what my Pa is talking about. But I'll def put in a good word when I stop by Audit_gal's office.


What should I take for her?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:35 PM

I thought you were bringing her cheesecake? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:37 PM

I don't know for sure, but she does like fuzzy alligators I am told.

hey, I don't think y'all are talking in code anymore, so watch it, won't ya?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:42 PM

That's what YOU think!


Will you pass me the "apple sauce"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:45 PM

Here you go.


Pork chop?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:45 PM

you kids are driving me to drink!!! and I am not getting out of my car for another 15 minutes or so!

did you ever forget why you where driving to?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Here you go.


Pork chop?






and no...i can't say that i have ever forgotten where i was driving to.

Should we be worried about you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:00 PM

Yes, I think so.

Why am I so sore today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:07 PM

idk, becka, but that is DEFINITELY code.


do you think we all make PRs PDA vibrate?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:15 PM

idk...but bfd...it makes us lol!

Where's the beef?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:18 PM

....and I thought it was a vampire or something!

you do know you are lighting my fire, right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:18 PM

Vibrating ghost bootyquake bump !


Think he's looking that up?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:18 PM

i saw him go that way...
<-----------

is it lunchtime?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:25 PM

its too late for those residing on the east coast, better just to wait for dinner now, don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:28 PM


but i'm hungry now!!!

what time's dinner?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:28 PM

Whaddya mean it's too late for us East Coasters to have lunch!?!? It's only 12:25.


What's for lunch today peeps?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:29 PM

salad.

you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:31 PM

Thinking a burger.

How about dinner?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:33 PM

meatball sub if i stop and buy sauce.

should i go to the gym after work?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:34 PM

nah...it's Monday


what color are your shoes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:35 PM

leftovers from On the Border, y'all are making my mouth water!

how are we ever going to lose any weight?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:36 PM

shut ya mouth....

Is it me or is PR extra slow today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:37 PM

he's about 4 posts behind. too busy with UD.

my shoes are blue today.

did PR just call us fat?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:38 PM

I think so...


What should we do to him?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:41 PM

something PAINFUL!!!!

wonder why he's so rude??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:42 PM

tell TR and she will hit me with another yellow card

this is turning out not to be a good day!

do you think it can improve?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:42 PM

Cuz he is from Texas, not CA!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:42 PM

How about tar & feather him? Q&A
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:43 PM

yeah, ride me out on a rail! like that ol' boy from Oh Brother!...

are you not my constituents?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:48 PM

no



why are you driving a pink truck chief?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 04:51 PM

thank you pjs!!! i was wondering the same thing!!!

does it have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:17 PM

I don't see any dice.

Were you aware that you freaked me out this morning when I glanced at the threads and thought I had already posted something?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:21 PM

HeeHeeHee!

Do you think that was their intention?????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:21 PM

LOL!!!! that happened to me ALOT on friday!!!


dress up is fun, isn't it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:25 PM

Especially when one is dressed up as a hot ball of spandex sex appeal


Wanna go for ice cream?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:26 PM

cod, yes!

what's your favorite?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:28 PM

Oh gosh...strawberry, neopolitan, rocky road, butter pecan, mint chocolate chip...

Can I get that all on one cone?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:32 PM

i don't see why not!

isn't the customer always right?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:34 PM

That's what they tell us, huh?

What about you...what's your fav ice cream?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:36 PM

i used to love peppermint stick and heavenly hash. i love aloha macadamia from B&J. or chocolate soft serve.

do you get crunch coat on your ice cream from dairy queen?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:38 PM

YUMMERS! You betcha....


Wanna go there and get a peanut buster parfait?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:39 PM

Yes!

Can we go now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:43 PM

i'll drive!!!

who's with me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:44 PM

me!

which car is yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:47 PM

The one with the smilin' sunshine sticker.

Should we head over the the Country Dip later, too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:48 PM

Sure!

What's the Country Dip - more ice cream?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:49 PM

I don't think y'all can get into a Smart Car together, not that i am inferring you need to lose some weight or anything........

so what is this Dip, I am not familiar with it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 05:57 PM

It's a little po-dunk ice cream stand off US 20 where I used to work in high school.

Didn't all the cool kids work there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:06 PM

No...we just let you THINK you were the "cool kids".


Are you mad at me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:07 PM

not to my recollection....

was lion cub on the menu?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:19 PM

i believe it was!


Are they endangered?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:21 PM

...if they hang around BB for too long, yes..........


did you hear men are on the endangered species list in San Antonio?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:23 PM

Huh, never knew that.


Did you know common sense was endangered in my home town?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:28 PM

No offense...but that explains a lot!


How about we ditch this joint and go have some fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:35 PM

no thanks, I like work

did you mean "blow this pop stand"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:43 PM

That too.

Are you more apt to consider it if I worded it that way?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:48 PM

I would indeed give it serious consideration and thought!

It is a glorious afternoon, isn't it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:50 PM

It's not after noon, here

Does anyone know a good moisturizer for dry skin around the eyes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
It's not after noon, here

Does anyone know a good moisturizer for dry skin around the eyes?



you forgot to mention that it isn't glorious in the Northwest either! Chances are its overcast and raining!!!!

Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 06:57 PM

Actually, it's bright and sunny. (But still three minutes before noon, by my watch )

Why didn't you answer my question?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:03 PM

they're too busy keeping an eye on each other.
Maybe Olay eye cream or that Neutra cream- can't spell that neutra stuff- sorry.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:04 PM

ooh, Miss Becka, I don't have a clue about moisterizers, creams or female makeup - I have no knowledge or expertise in such matters and you would do well not to take my advice

but you might want to look into Bare Escentials from QVC, just sayin'.................
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:06 PM

That's the 3rd time today you didn't ask a question!!!!!!!!!! (just sayin')


Where's my whip?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:08 PM

Eh-hem!! Eh-hem!!!

Quote:
Rules of the Question Thread
Answer a question
Ask a question

[i]Pretty simple, eh? Nope, apparently this concept is lost on some. For shame, rule breakers! For shame.
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:17 PM

To the time out chair for you, PR!


How long should he have to sit in the corner?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
Eh-hem!! Eh-hem!!!

Quote:
Rules of the Question Thread
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[i]Pretty simple, eh? Nope, apparently this concept is lost on some. For shame, rule breakers! For shame.




sheeesh, you eat one cat on the cob and you think you're boss
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:20 PM

So what about it, Punk?

Isn't it fun when I play the Question Thread SS Officer?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:22 PM

i think PR s/b banned for continually breaking the rules...


peepers, where is your question????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:28 PM

::putting an extra chair in the time out corner for peepers::

Do you want to join your friend, Peeps?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:30 PM

♪pale and peepers
sittin' in the corner
tryin' to learn the
roolz of the question thread...♫

do you think they feel bad?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:32 PM

I don't feel bad and I'm not about to feel Pale.





If I sit too close to Pale in the corner and he falls asleep, do you think he will drool on me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:34 PM

I'd bet my paycheck on it!


But will you drool on him even if you DON'T fall asleep??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:34 PM

ROTFLMAO @ Peepers!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:34 PM

he will do that even if he's awake.


why are you sitting so close to him?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:35 PM

Well it is a corner.....

Isn't it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:37 PM

Now now Little Freak....don't cast stones at Peepers if he feels like he needs some snuggle time with ol' Pale...

Would you like us to leave the room for a moment?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:37 PM

Yes...but you know...that's how rumors get started!


Why do I suddenly feel like I need to throw up?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:38 PM

Have you been thinking about Rosie O'Donnell too?, that would do it (does that qualify as a Q & A?)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:40 PM

yes...that would qualify (and no...i rarely think of Rosie)


How DO you do that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:48 PM

well, if the choices are drooling next to the Peep or the Freak, I think I did ok being next to Peepers.........


and why again am I in the corner, do I have to wear a cap?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:52 PM

You're in the corner for habitual infringement of the question thread rules...

No cap necessary

Do you want a cap?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:56 PM

Cap his....!!!!!! (sorry...got carried away in the moment)


Can I still play?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:58 PM

Only because of your radiant beauty


Did you have too much caffiene at lunch?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 07:59 PM

it looks like he has a cap on in his freaky pic.


who's going to patrol this question forum when BB leaves?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:00 PM

no one, it will be anarchy
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:06 PM

Peepers...if I had "moderator powers" for just one day...your a$$ would be mine!


(LF...i DID drink too much tea at lunch)


Aren't there worse things though?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:12 PM

oh yeah, like going to On the Border and drinking way too many carbonated beverages with way too many been and jalapeno peppers burritos - all with a generous portion of hot sauce...

now that would be worse, don't you think?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:14 PM

looking at that pic is worse.


Are you going to watch Project Runway...it starts Wednesday?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:17 PM

♪ fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.♫

i think this sums up your trip to on the Border, doesn't it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:18 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
looking at that pic is worse.


Are you going to watch Project Runway...it starts Wednesday?


i've never watched it before, but i think i will this time. i want tim gunn to be my new GBF.

is he always fabulous?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:19 PM

no, the innapropriate visuals block will be on that show for me too, I am pretty much down to the Hallmark Channel and PTL

how much TV do y'all spend in any given week?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:19 PM

pretty sure he is!! i love him


is it 5:00 yet???????????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:20 PM

close enough. let's get out of here!!!!

can we leave?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:22 PM

in Bermuda it is, but not Alask - or wait, you don't live there you rascal!!!!!

how many times a week is Big Bro on, that always confuses me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:23 PM

i'm not telling.

why does PR ALWAYS IGNORE MY POSTS????????????????????????
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:25 PM

cuz he loves you!


Someone please knock AG in the head for me.

Can't someone stop this madness?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:28 PM

i don't think he loves me. and i would knock AG in the head for you but i can't get around those big giant hands.


5 more minutes, right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:34 PM

It's been 5 minutes 34 seconds since you posted

Should I choose Sean, or Adam?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:34 PM

sean.

for what?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 08:54 PM

Her sugar daddy.


Why else would she be asking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:00 PM

bummer, neither of those are my name..............

did I miss the application process, I don't think I recieved an invititation?

(sorry LF, you are way too fast for me)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:03 PM

It must've gotten lost in the mail...

Would you still like to apply?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:18 PM

ah, hmmmm, well, better not I don't want any special treatment

a deadline is a deadline!!!

now is Sean a girl or a boy?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:21 PM

Sean is a boy

Doesn't "Blood Squad: Slasher Film Improv" sound like fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:32 PM

hmmm - is that something from the Comedy Club Becka? that's hilarious

(I think I am feeling better I didn't apply-------)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 09:39 PM

It's one of the performances featured at Bumbershoot this year

I'm thinking of going to the festival all three days - is that too much?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 10:00 PM

3 days for a passion? I would say no ------- but that's just me


bumpershoot, that is an umbrella, right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 10:37 PM

It is for people not from the Northwest.


Do you think by deleting the history of all websites I have visited during the day (and only leaving the legitimate ones) my Internet usage tracking history will appear normal, or do I need to come up with a good excuse for how the site http://www.spermbankdirectory.com is compliance related?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 10:40 PM

You could say it you thought is was a "real" banking site and didn't know till you got there......

Would that work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 10:58 PM

works for me, but I am fairly naive...

well, what is bumpershoot for people in the sun-challenged areas of the US?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:05 PM

it's not a "bumpershoot". it's a bumbershoot.

didn't you know it's a brolly?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:06 PM

Ok, I'm out of touch obviously.

What's a brolly?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:15 PM

a bumbershoot... duh.




what do you carry in the rain?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:22 PM

Usually my portfolio...I frequently forget my umbrella.

Is that bad?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:32 PM

A little rain never hurt anyone.

But I'm wondering, how does your 401-k keep you dry?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/14/08 11:34 PM

It doesn't 'cuz it keeps getting smaller and smaller.

You decided to be yourself again?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 12:13 AM

I am generally me....

Who are you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 12:28 AM

I'm the same LaBankerGal I've always been, just messin' with the Pale.

Do you think he minds?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 12:59 AM

Nope..

Do you think he even remembers?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:23 AM

Intermitantly.

& LF - a little rain would hurt the wicked witch of the west!


We have the wicked witches of the east and west, and Glinda, the good witch of the north, but was there a good witch of the south?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:41 AM

I don't remember that particular direction being covered.

Do you think that's discriminatory?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:02 AM

Only slightly..

Do you think Obamessiah would answer differently?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:21 AM

Most likely.

Do you think his followers will come after me for saying that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:23 AM

...and they'll burn you at the stake.


A woman in Oregon had a 140 pound tumor removed from her stomach. That's like finding me in her belly! Wouldn't that be freaky?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:25 AM

That would definitely be freaky!

Do you think that is a good weight loss method?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:36 AM

Have me pop out of the bellies of overweight individuals (Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:49 AM

Not exactly what I meant, but now I can't get that movie scene out of my head where the alien pops out of a stomach.

Do you know that scene?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:11 AM

Love that scene (the alien pops out, looks around and runs off!)

What's the scariest movie you have seen?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 10:42 AM

Not too many movies scare me but some that I've watched are Omen, Psycho, Exocist - the old ones are good.

I don't think movies like Blair Witch are scary, do you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 11:42 AM

Not really - kind of stupid - scariest movie--Silence of the Lambs.

What is the sum of 2x2+8x93828358271-37394455?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 12:54 PM

have you assimilated Baconboy Pooh?

why would I want to hurt my brain and hand trying to calculate that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 12:55 PM

use a calculator.

when are you going to get a cool avi, pr?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:28 PM

He should dress up like us


Or should we dress up like him?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:31 PM



how many cool kids points would we lose if we did that??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:34 PM

all of them and more, you will lose your immortal soul fo!!!!!

what is a shizzle anyway?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:34 PM

If we do, I think I'll have to sit out on that one!

Do you like to role-play?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:34 PM

that depends.

what is a "fo"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:46 PM

maybe it is foo.....foo

IDK, doesn't learning a new language hurt?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:47 PM

it hurts us more than it hurts you!

why are you trying to lear ebonics?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:49 PM

Cause it's easier to spell than English...

Don't you think?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:57 PM

not for PR


who loves r&b?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 01:57 PM

you are a prime example of that my dear bouy!

do you pronounce that with a cajun accent?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:03 PM

i love r&b.

why?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:22 PM

just wonderin'....jammin to some aol online radio...they have an all Luther channel!


What's for lunch already?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:22 PM

stop ignoring me!!!

I am the Perception Manager!!!!

Is R&B "ribs" or "rhythm and blues"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:25 PM

doi!!!

i thing a veggie wrap sounds good. what are you having?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:34 PM

I made some cheap version of goulash (aka macaroni&beef)

Think we should tell PR what r&b is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:39 PM

think I care, here's a quarter, go call someone who cares!!!!!


Why is my heart palpitating?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:42 PM

because you are trying to be all phat and fly and hip and it's too much for you.

do you want to go back to the nursing home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:48 PM

do you want a phat lip?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:51 PM

sure, it's cheaper than collagen injections


but the question is, can you catch us old man?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 02:56 PM

never!!!

we'll lock his wheels.

would you really hit me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:12 PM

nah...he might hit ya' with a big 'ol wet sloppy smooch on the lips.


can you handle it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:17 PM

i can handle it.

there won't be tongue, right?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:20 PM

You can never be too sure...

Are you willing to take the chance?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:36 PM

Of course she is; she's into tongue!

How did Blondie end up with Dagwood? She’s like hot, he’s not…
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:36 PM

:grabs the listerine and a toothbrush:

sure. bring it on.

where'd he go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:39 PM

:jumps in the Yugo:

I am so outta here!!! What direction should I head?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:41 PM

to the dealership to get a better car.

wasn't there a pinto available?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:46 PM

no, but they have a cavalier, is that a good car?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:50 PM

for some.

i guess you aren't going green then?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:57 PM

I don't think he looks green...


Do you think he looks green?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 03:59 PM

it's not easy being green.

kermit wears it well, doesn't he?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:06 PM

kermie was made for green!

My eyes are green...are yours?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:07 PM

Mine are too...well most of the time. Sometimes they change color to a blue-ish green color...

Do your eyes change color?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:08 PM

My eyes sometimes look green

How did a mosquito get in my bedroom?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:18 PM

look in your bra Becka, next to the bat!!

only thing green here is my envy for all those green eyes; did you know my horns are green?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:20 PM

OMC, Ms. B and Buoy! my eyes change too!!!! how cool are we?

Flava P, i was gonna say we can't see your horns, but since you don't have hair, that's not exactly true...

did it suk to go bald?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:42 PM

I was turned on to extensions by the Rock my world guy, so this problem has been addressed....

I think y'all need to see a doctor about those eyes, don't you?

(and my horns are about the size of He11boy, just sayin.......)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:45 PM

Well, it just so happens Gran Pappy P, I am going to the eye doctor Thursday....

::sticks tongue out smiley:

What's for lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:48 PM

I think it'll be LJS.

And you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:56 PM

weiners.

do you like red ones?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 04:58 PM

YES!


Do you like the color yellow?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:01 PM

yes.

do you think it looks good on me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Bacon Boi
yes.

do you think it looks good on me?


how can I say this diplomatically????


I think you should go with the brown paper bag, don't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:24 PM



why does flava p hate me????????????????????
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:31 PM

cuz he's a playa hatah...


Why does my knee hurt?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:32 PM

too much time on it.

did you put ice on it?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:37 PM

yessssssssss


He should buy me knee pads huh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:39 PM

absolutely.

did you ask him?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:46 PM

no, mouth is full


Does your pig make you dizzy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 05:48 PM

no. i know how to spin.

does it make you dizzy?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:00 PM

Nope

Is the new 'Hellboy' movie any good?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:23 PM

idk...but i wanna see it.


Anybody game for an afternoon matinee?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:31 PM

nah, i'm too tired, i think i would fall asleep in a dark area.


Would you be upset if i did?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:34 PM

nah...but if you start snoring, i'm gonna nudge ya'!


do you like going to the ballet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:40 PM

yes, the Nutcracker is my favorite!!!

Isn't Christmas a grand time of the year?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:42 PM

It IS quite festive!


Don't you just love the mistletoe?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:48 PM

I love mistletoe.

Do you really think I lost coolie points for my Pup Rider?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:49 PM

I think your pup is adorable...


Who said you lost coolie points?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:49 PM

no! you would have if you had been a "bacon" boob!




Your pic is cuter than chiefs'- don't ya think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:49 PM

lets answer that this holiday season when I come to visit the hill country - and i will bring the mistletoe!

don't you hate what that stuff does to trees though, it is a leach!?!?!?!?!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:51 PM

no sugar for pjs!!!!!!

Isn't Randy yummy???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:51 PM

It is a killer weed.

Do you know we have holly bushes all over the place here year round?

I'm late - %^*%( server!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
no! you would have if you had been a "bacon" boob!




Your pic is cuter than chiefs'- don't ya think?


hey!!!!


satan's picture is cuter than PRs.


are you still sparring with AG?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 06:59 PM

I think pjs needs a nap...someone's cranky this afternoon...



not to mention hurtful to bacon stand-ins



Should we start a revolution?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:01 PM

Yes, lets.

What shall we revolt against?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:06 PM

Well, it's hot out...so let's find something indoors....


Bacon Boi...thoughts?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:21 PM

we need to revolt against hateful hurtful people.

who's up first?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:23 PM

I'm too new.

Someone who's been here longer want to nominate someone?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:32 PM

Should we target the political posters first?






although....they are highly entertaining when they get all squawky and arm flappy
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:33 PM

oh, i think we should leave the political posters alone. they get all stabby.

what about the mods?
Posted By: Sing A Little

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:33 PM

I have a question...is today Bacon Boy day in the cooler? LOL
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:34 PM

i have no idea what you mean, SAL.

why would you ask such a thing?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:37 PM

::shrugs:: Everything seems normal to me...

I think the MODs are a good place to start revoluting

Any one in mind? ::evil grin smiley::
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:40 PM

i would suggest Truffle, but her bull horn usage scares me.

do you think she would give us a yellow card?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:43 PM

That is a possibility


How about we start with DQ...you know...for practice?

since she's vacationing with her honey bunny...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 07:58 PM

looks like it bacon butt moderating time.............
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:00 PM



Sizzlean!!

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:02 PM

sounds like a plan, Bouy!

we can't do anything to PR. he doesn't understand the rules of the thread!!!!

do you think he's challenged?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:04 PM

who is up first?

I will take that spinning oinker with the paper bag!

care to make my day?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:05 PM

YEAH!!!! i ain't skeered of you!!!!!

should i be?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:12 PM

Do you think he's threatening your pork?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:12 PM

I would be if you had any idea where my finger is right now!

Do I sound intimidating and gruff?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:15 PM

i hope not, bouy!!!

where is your finger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:22 PM

its my trigger finger silly!!!

must everything go there with you?!?!!?!?!!!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:23 PM

I am pretty sure I'm no longer old enough for this conversation

::covering ears::

When's DQ gonna be back to protect us?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:23 PM

go where? i thought it might be up your nose.

did you think i was being fresh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:30 PM

fresh!?!?!?

how can bacon be fresh, its been cured and stored for years?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:30 PM

he was hoping you were being "fresh"!


are you trying to play innocent now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:31 PM

i am innocent!!

who's playing?

:blink, blink:
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:36 PM

whew! I am glad I did not have to answer that last question!

who's are first, and what does it take to get to home?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:37 PM

idk what "who's are first" means.

did you mean "who is our first contestant on the price is right"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:50 PM

whatev.........................

does anyone have any seroquel, this has been a bad afternoon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:54 PM

putting a " ? " at the end of a string of words does not make that string of words a question. Nice try buddy.

did that come across as rude?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:56 PM

well now that you mention it, YES!!!!!


tell me oh Amazon lady, did you see the first word of that string being the "does"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 08:58 PM

then you should have ended your "rambling" with the question part!


are you irritated with me yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:00 PM

aw, shucks - you know the answer to that question (I am amazed anyone would carry on a conversation with me)



Is any irritable here, let me at them???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:01 PM

there you go again with the random " ? " placement. ::sighs::


what should we have for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:07 PM

IDK, I just know I need some self medication!!!

what did you have last night while I played poker?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:09 PM

lasagna...it was yummy


why did you only win $3? do you need to work on your "poker face"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:12 PM

my face is not the problem in poker!!!

So you won't be having Italian tonight, how about German? (you look like you need some sauerkraut)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:16 PM

German sausage sounds good.


Are you delivering?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:22 PM

Will you deliver to my place too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:22 PM

depends, do you pay with credit or debit?


thinking of brats is making me hungry, isn't it you????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 09:28 PM

I pay with beer. And random change I find in my car.

And yes, now I am hungry!

Is it 5:00 yet?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 10:53 PM

It's well past five here.

Don't you know it's always five o'clock somewhere?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 11:00 PM

Yes..

Who said that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/08 11:08 PM

I did.

Perhaps you were looking for Alan Jackson or Jimmy Buffet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:10 AM

I was..

Think I will find them?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:21 AM

Well, they both keep yachts in Fort Lauderdale sometimes.

Are you curious how I know this?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:23 AM

A little..

Is it cause you are a stalker?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:25 AM

Nope. My husband used to do electronics on mega yachts and worked next to both of their boats once.

Are you surprised?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:40 AM

I totally am!

Can you tell I am easily impressed?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:45 AM

You wouldn't be if you knew the job entailed crawling around in very small spaces with no a/c.

Does that sound like fun?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:54 AM

no...

Are you claustraphobic?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:00 AM

no....

Do you have a fear of anything?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:02 AM

Yep, LOTS of things...

Does that make me a wuss?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:06 AM

not necessarily.....


Do some of the coolies scare you? (Some scare me! )
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:11 AM

which ones scare you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:13 AM

Pale!

Doesn't he scare you?! (he's always lurking!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:24 AM

he IS always lurking, isn't he. it's a little creepy!


what time should i put on my costume for tomorrow's fun?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:27 AM

at 5:45am, but I don't know who I'm going to be yet.

Do you have any suggestions?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:29 AM

you could be audit guy and pick on pjs all day.


who are you normally?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:29 AM

I'm never normal....


Do you really want to know or can you guess?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:31 AM

i really want to know. i've been trying to figure out who has been MIA this week.

are you mad?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:32 AM

Nope....remember LaBankerGal?! (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:33 AM


i thought it was either you or Audit_Gal, but then she posted earlier. now i feel stoopid.

that's a really good disguise.


how'd you get the prime gig of filling in for DQ?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:35 AM

Being on first thing in the morning, and she asked me to.

Don't you think she is a hoot?!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:39 AM

i really do. she makes me laugh.

did you know it's past my bedtime, and that i'm really a 95 year old woman? (still younger than pale, of course, but then, who isn't.)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:40 AM

no...either you go to bed early or you're in another time zone.

Good Night, Kitten!

Did you know my bedtime is in about an hour?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:49 AM

no, but I will make a note of this

you two are old!!!, aren't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:50 AM

Sometimes I feel that way!

Don't you know I'm always on in the morning before you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:56 AM

cause I let you

don't you know I start lurking at like 5 a.m.?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:59 AM

hehe

Have you been reading?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:04 AM

voraciously

what do you read?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 10:41 AM

everything.....including minds!!


Do you believe me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 10:57 AM

oh, heck, i believe that!!!


do you think he saw what we wrote about him?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 11:07 AM

Oh yeah, his ears were burnin' last night!

Do you think he'll retaliate?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 11:48 AM

no, he loves the attention.

should we be skeered?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:44 PM

do bears poop in the woods?

be very afraid!!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:45 PM

idk, i've never seen a bear in the woods. goodnight!


can anyone guess my REAL age?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:50 PM

c'mere, let me feel how old you are!!!


hmm, isn't it a good thing wrinkles don't hurt?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 12:51 PM

i have no wrinkles.

why do you look like a shar-pei?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:02 PM

have you looked in the mirror lately dear?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:11 PM

yep. the face of an angel....


are you gonna be a good sport today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:12 PM

What difference does it make if he's good at sports today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:14 PM

i thought he could get some exercise.

good morning Payl!


how are you this morning?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:15 PM

Well, Pail, I tell ya...my gout is flared up something fierce.



What about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:17 PM

these young uns are driving me crazy!!!! kids these days!!

have i told you about my arthritis pain?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:27 PM

Oh, that arthritis has got ahold of ya, has it?


What are you taking for that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:29 PM

cialis mostly.

what do you take for gout?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:33 PM

karma babies, karma!!!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:34 PM

once again, for the millionth time, where is your question???????????????????????????????????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:41 PM

I don't need no stinkin' question!

I am the pater familia, the perception manager, the huge Pale!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:44 PM

::whistle and flag on the play::

where is that stinkin' modify button? where is my finger??

play by the rules or don't play at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:48 PM

I don't play!

ask any posters from Texas, foo!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:49 PM

Your finger is where it always is.


Isn't ONE Pale in the world enough??????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:49 PM

at least you have learned how to spell "foo".


do you like my senior class picture?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:55 PM

You look very dapper.


How long did you have to sit for the painting?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 01:58 PM

well, let's see..... i have no idea how old i am....

do you think it's close to infinity?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:03 PM

and beyond!

Will the real Pale please stand up?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:03 PM

Well, we are about the same age, I reckon.


Do you remember when you had a pet T-Rex?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:04 PM

i am the real Pail, ms. b.

and Payl, i loved my little fluffy!!

did you have one too?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:07 PM

Well, we didn't have enough pebble for a T-Rex so my Pa (maybe you've heard of him...his name was Moses) got me a raptor instead...named him Willy.

I am the real Payl, Ms. B.



Did you get some of the applesauce that was on sale?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:18 PM

applesauce was on sale? (Q&A)

i have texture issues with applesauce.
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:18 PM

Is Pail doing Geico commercials?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:20 PM

nah, this is my school photo.

what's a geico?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:20 PM

I think so...it's a "side-job".


Are we in trouble?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:24 PM

there will be heaven to pay, do you all know that????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:26 PM

don't you know, that we pick on the ones we love? (even if you don't love us...)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:26 PM

You're not the REAL Pale...he would never say that!

Anybody thirsty?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:27 PM

i am!

what are we drinking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:29 PM

I think you have all drank the koolaide!!!!!

what was the flavor?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:31 PM

idk...but it was green!

Do you feel sleepy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:33 PM

a little.

did you put a rooffie in it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:53 PM

I didn't see anything...I didn't have my spectacles.


It's time for my mid morning nap.


Where's my recliner?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 02:55 PM

over there in the corner with the duct tape on it.

when are you getting a new one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:00 PM

when my harem buys me a new one silly!

so who is buying me lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:01 PM

There's no need to get a new one....that ones lasted me since the Great War of 1812....

Why do you want me to waste my money, you whippersnapper?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:05 PM

I’m pretty sure it’s time you got one of those lift assist chairs.


Why don’t those darn kids stay off my grass?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:12 PM

one of you lucky kids is gonna make my day, just saying??????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:15 PM

i don't think that's a question.

do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:21 PM

it is if you just randomly stick a " ? " after it! get with the program!


Do I seem cranky?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:25 PM

no, I thought you were much crankier last week, don't you guys?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:26 PM

No - you seem right-on!

Pail Rider + Payl Ryder + Pail Rye-der(t) + Pail Ryder =????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:28 PM

= Pale overload!!!!


Why don't you be "Pooh Rider"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:30 PM

hee! i like "pooh rider"!!!

can you ride a pooh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:30 PM

who would want to ride on that?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:30 PM

Hmmmm, interesting thought.....

Do you think the world could handle another PR variation?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
who would want to ride on that?



Watch what you say old man! I can think of several
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:32 PM

the more the merrier!

are you going to join the fun?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:33 PM

You bet!

Have you ever come home from a long day on BOL and smelled the enticing aroma of fresh, baked, white bread and you just had to get your mitts on the loaf, but your SO tells you to leave it alone because at your age you’re only supposed to be eating the high-fiber cardboard tasting bread, but when your SO isn’t looking you cut off a big slice of white bread and quickly cram it in your pie-hole, and it’s so good you cut off and devour another slice, and another until you get busted by the SO, and when you go to bed at 7 p.m. your stomach is feeling rumbley, and the next day you aren’t able to have your morning constitution because the white bread wrecks havoc with your system and you are constipated and grouchy, fresh out of stewed prunes and Metamucil, so you log on to BOL and take it out on the peeps in the Cooler especially that kitten pest?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:34 PM

no, that never happens.


could you take a magazine into the loo for a while?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:35 PM

That explains soooo much about you PFR!
So, So Much!


White bread with------------?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:43 PM

peanut butter.


Do you have a banana?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:47 PM

No, but I can run to the grocery store for one if you'd like?


Shall I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:53 PM

can you pick up some prunes as well?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 03:58 PM

Thanks for offering, Pooh...but no need to make a special trip.

Hey pruney!...can't you get your own!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:02 PM

I would but I am feeling out of sorts

do y'all ever get that feelin?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:04 PM

Who ya callin' pruney, dirt face!

Would Pooh also pick up some PoliGrip, please?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:08 PM

What happened to the craiglist thread??? What went on in it to get it deleted???
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:10 PM

idk.

Why didn't you answer the question before asking one?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:11 PM

is that part of the rules? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:23 PM

you know it is!

Do you have any underwear I could buy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:29 PM

i do. there are no tags on it though.

does that matter?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:42 PM

at my age...it doesn't matter.

Do we get naps around here?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:45 PM

sure. just sit there and not off. no one will notice.

that's the beauty of being so old, isn't it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:46 PM

Yes it is...unless you snore....then people notice.


Where'd I leave my teeth?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:47 PM

i saw them in a glass.


has house keeping been around yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:55 PM

they just left...

did you need something?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:56 PM

payl's teeth.

have you seen them?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:56 PM

no he doesn't - he looks better without his teeth, don't you think so?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 04:59 PM

Well, thank you little lady...If I knew where my spectacles were I'd check you out...maybe even give you a little pinch on the patooty...

I need my eatin' teeth for my lunch, dang it!


What time is Murder She Wrote on?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:00 PM

right after Matlock


Can someone clip my toe nails for me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:06 PM

@ Murder She Wrote and Matlock!!!!!

Clip your own toe nails...I've got my own problems!

Will you help me get these pants off?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:07 PM

I haven't been able to bend over that far in 157 years...


What's that smell?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:14 PM



maybe i did f♥ in public..... sorry.


is it really bad?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:26 PM

Wow...did you have chili?

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:27 PM



don't judge me!!!!

should i light a match?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:30 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO, no sparks around that gas please!


Are you wearing a depend? Never trust a f♥!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:32 PM

i am. good thing too.


♪you must remember this
a kiss is just a kiss
a f♥ is just a ♥ ♫

whoops. where am i?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:39 PM

IDK where you are, but it stinks in here!

Do you promise not to do that again?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:49 PM

I have tears in my eyes kids!

I am going over to the Taco Bell for some hot sauce and beeny cheesy fake meat burritos

I will be right back, don't mess up now, ya hear?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 05:58 PM

:whistles loudly: Hey Everyone he's gone!!

Wanna come out and play?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 06:08 PM

woo hoo!!!!
he's gone!!!

who can we make cry?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 06:27 PM

Woo...you kinda made me cry with the smell...


Now let's turn on some Liberace and get the bubble machine goin!

PARTAY!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 06:42 PM

WOOT!

It's not going to last past 7 p.m. is it? I plan on staying up late tonight for Wheel Of Fortune!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:05 PM

what channel reruns the Lawrence Welk show?

is that right after the Playboy Channel?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:25 PM

It's on PBS Pale - my mother watches it all the time.

PB Channel - I'm guessing that Mrs.Pale has that blocked in your house.

Has anyone seen the new show they're advertising on I think Showtime, it's about a high price callgirl and is supposed to really push the envelope.

We've also watched Swingtown on Thursday nights this summer. That has pushed an envelope or two for broadcast TV.
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:34 PM

I know what you're talking about but I can't recall the title of the show. I love some Swingtown!


Do you think Trina and hubby (forget his name) will split up?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:41 PM

you guys watch alot of smut for your age, just saying.

were you all deprived when you were young?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:41 PM

the only thing that is gonna split is your lip when I catch up to you in that walker!!!

now where did you go?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:44 PM

hey freshy...you'd better watch it...i'll whonk you a good one with my ......

Hey...What just happend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:49 PM

ya, well, you can't go back to your room until you have gone #2
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:53 PM

Last Warning Pale - WHERE IS THE QUESTION?????????????????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Ryder
I know what you're talking about but I can't recall the title of the show. I love some Swingtown!


Do you think Trina and hubby (forget his name) will split up?


They do need to have some dysfunction, so most likely at least for a while. I love the changes in Janet! I used to wear my hair exactly the way her's was styled last week. I had the whole Farrah Fawcett thing going on!

Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 07:58 PM

OMC Pooh, are we gonna have to warn you too???? You hypocrite!! ha
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:05 PM

hehehehe'

y'all know, she is my age

ehehehehhehee

now where is that gourd and sandpaper?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:07 PM




Sandpaper and gourds are in the barn.


Is it even possible for me to catch up to your age Pale?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:10 PM

only when I am dead and gone

which is being hastened by this day i might add

now is this the question thread?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:11 PM

yessssssssssssssssss, sheesh!


Are you tri-focals cloudy??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:12 PM

no - it's the pick on Pale thread.


Or, is that another thread?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:20 PM

that would be EVERY thread if i had my way!!


Have you had enough yet?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:22 PM

I think I've missed a lot while I was on vacation.

Why all of the Pale-attack?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:25 PM

no mas

no mas

Is Cindi's having a clearance sale?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:25 PM

welcome back! and it's pick on Pale day because we ♥ him (and because he does his share of "dish'n it out")


How was vacation?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:30 PM

Went by way too fast. Did a lot of golfing though.

Does anyone know how hot and humid it is in Wisconsin today? Ughh
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:31 PM

I am not believing you just ignored me!!!

pay no attention BQ, aren't they bad?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:35 PM

Yes, of course, they are, but you are too.

Aren't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:43 PM

maybe, but in a good sort of way

these coolies I am not so sure...............

now is this the question thead or whine thread?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 08:46 PM

Hmmmmm....I'm pretty sure the question thread.

What is "a good sort of way"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:01 PM

well thinking of my contemporary, its like when Mae West said was good,

do you know Mae and the famous quote?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:03 PM

i'm familiar with it...


Are you comparing yourself to Mae West?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:03 PM

which one.

"eat the apple, adam. it's good for you."

that one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:10 PM

hmmm, no I was thinking of someone with similar lines

why must you skeer me all the time?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:44 PM

She's a woman; being scary comes naturally.

How many computers do you have in your home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 09:46 PM

what are 'puters?

I have an electronic typewriter, does that count?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 10:31 PM

That's far more advanced than I would have guessed.

Don't you know I was thinking telegraph?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 10:55 PM

No I really didn't...

So, are you as worried as me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 10:56 PM

IDK

What's to be worried about?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 11:40 PM

I am AG, I am praying for little JT

you are not worried about meeting my son for the first time, are you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 11:46 PM

No, I am worried I will not meet him or that JT might not be okay..

Am I over reacting?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/16/08 11:51 PM

God in heaven, I sure hope so

keep us updated tonight when you can --- ok?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:01 AM

Will do pa!

He ate a popsicle so that is something.... Right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:09 AM

I'm sorry I didn't realize something was wrong.

Are you hanging in there ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:13 AM

he is eating a popsicle, so that is a good thing Pup, isn't it?

that should help with the fever---------------
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:16 AM

Oh gosh, yes!

Has he been sick long?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:19 AM

see, moms! they always ask lots of questions!!!

I don't know all these things! I think little JT has only been sick today, with a fever as high as 103

he is in good hands though!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:21 AM

No....not a mom (I wish!), but used to be an EMT.


And there's really no question he's in good hands, is there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:22 AM

Does the fact that he is sweet make up for the fact that he didn't ask a question (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:23 AM

yes it does.

He thinks were against him, but we aren't, are we?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:25 AM

I have such difficulty paying attention to what thread I am in!!

God bless moms and moms to be everywhere!!!! Y'all are designed to be such good nurturers, don't you think?

(I don't have a clue what men are good for)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:36 AM

I'm only a dog mom.

But they appreciate my nurturing, don't they?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:42 AM

they give you unconditional love - nothing better than that!

oh oh, this is the question thread -------

what kind of dog?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:43 AM

the good kind..

Or maybe a Hot dog?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:44 AM

Sort of.. a weiner mix.

do you have a dog?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:52 AM

I am in between right now (had to put down our weiner due to health issues last year)

you don't let him/her jump off furniture, do you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:56 AM

Like I could stop them. ( I have a JRT too...)

Did you know my in-laws have a dog with a disc problem from that?

(jumping off furniture)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:03 AM

no, I didn't know that - its bad!

what is JRT? (what do i look like a dictionary?)




ooh, wait a minute, is that jack russell - silly me!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:05 AM

Jack Russell Terrier, silly! Her name is Liberty and the weiner dog is Justice.

Liberty and Justice for all. Cute, huh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:11 AM

I love it!!!

don't you need one more for Truth though?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:13 AM

We have two cats. Thought about naming one "Frall".

Is that stupid?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:15 AM

is that like "for all"? just shortened?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:20 AM

Yes it would.

Does that make sense now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:25 AM

you need to give him a minute to work that out on paper....

do you want us to wait for you pale?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:35 AM

He's sleepin'.

See you in the morning?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:01 AM

She'll be here...bright eyed and bushy tailed...

So we all changed back into our street clothes, huh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:34 AM

COD, i hope so, I couldn't take it much longer!!!

is this the question thread?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 10:42 AM

Yes Pale, this is actually the question thread!

Are you ready for a new day of this?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 10:59 AM

showered, shaved - just need to find my tie
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:00 AM

maybe you can find a question while you are at it...

did you forget......... again?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:00 AM

And I bet you look dapper too!

Do you think so?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:03 AM

oops, I left my fannie pack with my questions I had written out last night on the bedstand

don't you hate when that happens?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:12 AM

Well at least you're starting off well without them.

Do you think you should go back and get them?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:44 AM

please don't.

what's for breakfast?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:11 PM

kitten and gravy

do you want fries with that?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:16 PM

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

We're not in S.E.Asia, are we?



(Morning Folks!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:16 PM

sure

did you make it into work okay?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:16 PM

hey pooh-bear!!!

kitten is the new white meat.

want some?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 12:24 PM

no thanks

morning has broken, a good day to all (well, not everyone)


so who gets tormented today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:24 PM

we don't torment...we "engage"

Did that sound convincing?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:28 PM

"Engage" Yes - Convincing! Good Word!!!


Does that suck-up enough for you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:35 PM

It's not sucking up...it's creative flattery....


Is that too much b.s. for this early in the day?




Mornin all
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 01:45 PM

Never too much b.s.


Could ya' warn me when the "authority-types" get here?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:26 PM

Um...sure....you bet...

Whatcha runnin from?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:33 PM

I don't run! I'm just "misunderstood".

What's wrong with drinkin' and havin' some fun?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:36 PM

Nothin' to me - Let's Par-Tay!

Who's in?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:46 PM

You know me...I'm always in

Whose hand is on my udder?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 02:48 PM

you know you like it...

Do the cops show up here much?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:02 PM

:clears throat:

move along you scum!!!

do y'all have a green card?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:05 PM

who's this old coot?

Green card?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:08 PM

yeah, lets see your citizenship papers, or its back to ciudad juarez for you!

do you want to make my day punk?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:09 PM

::looks around puzzled::

Is this cat for real???????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:11 PM

::hands trembling::

how about a driver's license, or has that been suspended too?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:12 PM

oh i got one of those! ::fumbles for the one that really resembles me::


How's that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:16 PM

looks like everyelse in here!!!

did you get this out of a cracker jack box?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:20 PM

errrrrr...nope...it's a legally issued document

Am I being harassed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:32 PM

yeah, by an undercover BOL moddie!!!

can a man over 21 be harassed?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:44 PM

Hmmmmmm - maybe....... but......

can a man over, say 15, be harrassed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 03:52 PM

thats a reasonable question from our caller......

what do you say Chris?? (this is the question thread right?)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 05:45 PM

Chris must have gone back to jail.

Are things crazy in here today or what?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:00 PM

blame it on the cooler rowdies, its always their fault!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:09 PM

<<<<<-----Innnocent this time






You believe me, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:14 PM

yes, this time

and I don't even remember yesterday
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:18 PM

who does.



Why do people who drive around a curve bend their body all the way down to the seat next to them?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:18 PM

<<<--- Wonders what PR's question is

You're looking rather dapper today PR.

New tie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:27 PM

pjs: I am too confused visually to know how to respond

TE: Yes, I changed clothes, mainly because of the older person from Ohio has never liked my avatars, since dirty harry anyway

Is this the question thread?

could I just make this my honorary question so's when I forget it is assumed?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:37 PM

You know what PR...we'll cut you a break today since we wrecked such havoc on you yesterday...

We'll just assume your question today...

See how nice I can be???


<<<<----- Not being too rowdy today
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:52 PM

I hope that older person you were talking about was not ME


has anybody had fried zucchini yet this summer?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:54 PM

I haven't....but I ♥ fried zucchini!

Do you like it grilled also?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 06:58 PM

grillin' and chillin'...love it!


Are we havin' a backyard party?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:18 PM

<<<--- Only allowed in barnyards

Still want to party?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:19 PM

Sure...let's do it!


Do we need more hay?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:19 PM

<------ also only allowed in barnyards



when is back hair too much back hair?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:22 PM

when you can feel it peeps.




ever make zucchini bread? What do you put in it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:23 PM

When you can braid it into cornrows? (Q&A)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:24 PM

first you fold the dough with large man hands, so you may have to......um, nevermind





Was LaPorta for Sabathia a good trade?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:27 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
when you can feel it peeps.
ever make zucchini bread? What do you put in it?


This is Paula Deen's recipe. I've not made it myself but my mom uses this one...

3 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 cups sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs, beaten
1/3 cup water
2 cups grated zucchini
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1 cup chopped walnuts or pecans

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a large bowl, combine flour, salt, nutmeg, baking soda, cinnamon and sugar. In a separate bowl, combine oil, eggs, water, zucchini and lemon juice. Mix wet ingredients into dry, add nuts and fold in. Bake in 2 standard loaf pans, sprayed with nonstick spray, for 1 hour, or until a tester comes out clean. Alternately, bake in 5 mini loaf pans for about 45 minutes.


Do you grow your own zucchini?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:27 PM

Don't know what either of them are.

What are they??>?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 07:33 PM

Pitchers, one of which was traded to the Milw. Brewers.

Are you not a fan of baseball?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:01 PM

they are junk teams, not like the Tigers!!!!!

zucchini is barnyard food!!!

except when in bread and when you mix a few hundred choco chips in with it
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:01 PM

Where's your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:09 PM

this is the question thread? shoot!!!!!

Isn't squash a southern delicacy, cause I sure don't remember eating it growing up?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:14 PM

Not necessarily. I'm from the Great Midwest and I love squash.

But you don't remember yesterday, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:19 PM

true, what did I miss?

(I am from the upper Midwest)
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:22 PM

Not much, really. Just that you were the "target" of the day. But that's all over now, right?

(You're from the Midwest? Did not know that!)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:33 PM

Yep...it's over...he's my love-slave now.

Are you gettin' a visual?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 08:51 PM

ha!!!

in your dreams ONLY!!!!!!

did you wish on a star?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:06 PM

no...but you're my wish-bone and i'm gonna pull you apart!


How fast can you run?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:13 PM



not very fast

will you be gentle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:15 PM

not after you called me a "girl"!

Why should I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:23 PM

cause you really are a kind, caring, decent human being that loves to help our senior citizens with whatever their needs are..
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:27 PM

RED FLAG - RED FLAG - RED FLAG

Now you've gone and done PR - WHERE IS YOUR QUESTION!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:35 PM

sorry Pooh, I am a little skeered and nervous here......


so, how hot did it get in central Pennsylvania today, did it reach the mid-90's?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 09:54 PM

idk i wasn't there.

what's new around here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 10:00 PM

we have been in coolie heaven today and we get a break tomorrow too I understand.

anybody going to be in training all day tomorrow?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 10:02 PM

I have a feeling you will be getting schooled tomorrow Pale.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 10:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
we have been in coolie heaven today and we get a break tomorrow too I understand.

anybody going to be in training all day tomorrow?


HATEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!


why won't you pick on someone your own size???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:10 PM

If he would pick on someone his own age we might never hear from him again....(Sorry PR - it was just sittin' there waitin' to be said and I couldn't help myself!)

Hey PR - did you know there's a question in your tag line??????
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:27 PM

Does that mean we can't yell at him for forgetting his question in here any more (Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:28 PM

I was trying to be nice after I picked him.

do you think I was too harsh?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/17/08 11:39 PM

No way it was just harsh enough..

Do you think he will remember?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:15 AM

Not after 2 more Shiner Blondes

Do you think he misses DQ yet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:17 AM

Oh yeah he does...

Is it bedtime yet?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:21 AM

Gosh I wish!

Isn't that terrible?

It's only 7:17 here
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:35 AM

oh, it's getting to be reading time, aka bed time. i don't care if it's not 9 yet.
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:05 AM

It's 9 now

Where is your question?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:25 AM

Yeah, busted CAT! We don't care if you've been in training all day!

Did you forget your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:53 AM

hupocrite!!!!

so y'all are saying my tag line is my question, but when do I get an answer, thats what I want to know?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 02:22 AM

A Golden Boot, Star on the Walk of Fame and a Tombstone which makes him......riding his stallion in the heavens above or dead, take your pick.

Does that answer your tag line/question?



Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:10 AM

Remember - you're talking about Harry - He's NEVER satisfied!



What's up for the weekend folks??????????????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:14 AM

I have to work.:( Thank goodness only half a day.


Anybody else got something more interesting?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:31 AM

Picnics tomorrow and Sunday - but Hot & Humid (yuck)


Anyone else awake this morning????
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:53 AM

Me,Me, Me {arm raised high in the air}


What are you all doing up so early?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:12 PM

the wicked never sleep
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:14 PM

i'm not wicked....


but, don't you think i'm wicked cute?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:18 PM

then why are you asleep?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:43 PM

Work is the very best place to sleep! Why waste your free time unconscious?

If I use a "jeans day pass" to wear jeans, but I'm the only one who shows up so noone sees me anyway, does it count?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:44 PM

She's not asleep...she's stalking her prey...

ignore the fact that her eyes are closed and she's snoring a little

Did anyone else have a hard time getting out of bed this morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 12:49 PM

only those of your "ilk"
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:11 PM

::ahem::

What's your excuse THIS time?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:23 PM

He doesn't have one, of course!



TRUF, TRUF - WHERE ARE YOU TRUF????????? IS THERE ANYONE AROUND WHO CAN MODERATE PR????????????????????
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:42 PM

Nope, he is 'unmoderatable" (like my new word?)


Why do you think that is?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 01:45 PM

He pays them off.


That's the only way...right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:01 PM

I am saving the big payoff for later!!!

I thought y'all understood that i no longer needed to "add" a question inasmuch as I have a question in my tag line!!!!!!

so there :sticking tongue out emoticon:
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:05 PM

that does not count ol' man. Get with the program already!!

What should I eat for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:08 PM

Mexican...i could have that every day!


Or maybe sushi? (yummy)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:09 PM

yuck...well i can't say yuck because I've never actually tried it but it doesn't seem safe to me.
(goin for mexican!)

Want me to bring a doggy bag back for ya?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:12 PM

well since i can't go with ya'...yes...doggy bag please!

Do we have to share with the others?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:13 PM

me me....

I sweat mexican food right out my pores!!!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:23 PM

Sheesh - I give up! Maybe we should ban Pale - PR - Buddy - DUDE - QUESTION PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Let The Dogs Out???????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:36 PM

please refer 6 (six) posts up for your answer dooooooofus!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 03:45 PM

Sorry Dude - Tag lines don't count as a new question. You know the rules of the thread - you must ask a new question after each answer. No excuses! So There!!!!!


Who's with me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:03 PM

nobody is foolish enough to challenge the Perception Manager!!!

look behind you dear, is there anyone backing you up?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:24 PM

I'm backing her up!

Ready to get ganged up on?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:24 PM

Yes there are - they are all here in my little, teeny-tiny, cubicle, standing on my desk, hanging from the ceiling.......

Where are all of the BOL Ladies today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:27 PM

SPROING Snoopy style

Right here babes!

Ready to get 'im?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:27 PM

they are here with me........

well, except for that young lady from central Texas, and that devilish one I allowed to go on a brief vacation.......

are you two skeered?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:30 PM

I'm not skeered of nothing


except heights and confined spaces


You like the punishment, don't you?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:37 PM

Freaks...

Do Texan men really like hard women?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:37 PM

this is a PM right? you know I cherish the attention TE!

so I guess you will never get in a small ship to the moon eh?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:40 PM

nah

(you are a strange stange old man, old man)


Who the crud is Tigerrrrr?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:48 PM

Pooh!!!! the bear!!!!

c'mon K, keep up!!!

how far down a hole are you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:54 PM

I think I see China


Did you take your old' man pill this morning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 04:56 PM

Sproing..... Sproing..... Sproing!.!.!.!.!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 05:57 PM

pill? is it the weekend?

oh yeah, the pills are in and have a 24 time release action!!!

what's us with the crazy mother in law to be from Penn?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 05:59 PM

She's had to deal with 3 sons; 1 hubby; & 1 FIL for too, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................long

Isn't that good enough reason?????????????????????????????


:p

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:08 PM

it would be if you are Pooh!

so what's K's problem?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:11 PM

Head is spinning.

How's your day going?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:15 PM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!


Are we all meeting for happy hour?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:16 PM

Well, yeah!


Where shall we meet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:18 PM

Under my desk with a bottle.


You game?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:18 PM

Right here - Right NOW!


What's the special today???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:20 PM

Mango Margaritas.

You want one?


I don't think I want to be under LF's desk...just sayin...
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:21 PM

ooooo...I do!

How many do you think can fit under LF's desk?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:23 PM

bottles or people? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:24 PM

I don't think I want to know that.


Aren't you afraid what might be under there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:24 PM

I know I am.


How bad do you think it could be?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:28 PM

I dunno...he invited us tho...thought we should mull it over...

We wouldn't want to come across as rude party guests, would we?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:29 PM

as long as you don't show up "empty handed"...you won't be rude!


What's in your hand?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:53 PM

My mouse.

What about your hand?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: LaBankerGal
Mango Margaritas.

You want one?


I don't think I want to be under LF's desk...just sayin...



I had one last weekend and left a very BAD taste - it was like drinking pureed mangos - couldn't taste ANY tequila. I think I'll pass.


Who's up for kamikaze's?

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:09 PM

banzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been grounded, so y'all are gonna have to come to my house to partay, is that ok?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:10 PM

on my way!

Is there a curfew though?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:10 PM

What did you do to get grounded? (Q&A)
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:24 PM

He probably forgot.

Since he is a typical male, do you think he really knows or cares?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:27 PM

only curfew is the doors are locked at 11 and no one leaves

secondarily, a certain female poster had a conversation with Queen Pale and now all 4 computers are out on the curb and all TV channels are blocked except for the spanish speaking channels


wouldn't this kind of crimp your style?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:28 PM

heck yes


are you gonna take care of the female poster??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:29 PM

That would depend on your style.


Don't you speak Spanish?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:43 PM

como esta' and no lo siento mucho are about it for me at that Latin lingo

I have taken care of the poster, the check is in the mail, written on my bank in Nigeria

Why would anyone believe anything they read in the cooler?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:49 PM

not a word...and especially today!!!!

Where is the love?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:49 PM

Your guess is as good as mine.



Who's ready to go home?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:51 PM

::jumps out of seat and raises hand::

me, me, me, me

Is it time yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:54 PM

Yup!


Race you to the door?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:54 PM

props the door open...

Last one out...turn off the lights...will ya'?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:55 PM

::sticks out bottom lip and whines::

I wish.

Don't we still have two hours yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 07:59 PM

East Coaster Here! YIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealous?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:03 PM

Yes.

Do you have to rub it in?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:07 PM

Yes I'm jealous!!!

Will you take me with you???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:09 PM

evidently she does, but don't hold that against her, there is something very wrong with the Pooh today

don't you think she should be made to dig?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:10 PM

I like the way you think, PR.

Who else should be made to dig?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:22 PM

another is Ms. Buscuit because she has servants do everything for her, and she should be down in the dirt like the rest of us!!! cleaning dog poop or whatever!!!


Is it hot in Wisconsin, I don't think me ma has turned on the air conditioning in Michigan yet?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:30 PM

I think it's hot, but anything over 75 is hot to me. I've had the a/c on for the last month and a half already.

Do you think I'm nuts?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:34 PM

Not me, mine has been on most of the last month also.


Seen your electric bill yet?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:37 PM

Unfortunately, yes. However, it's still not has high as it was for this winter (knock on wood).

So, PR, do you think Ms. Biscuit has taken your post under advisement or is she planning her revenge?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:40 PM

Planning her revenge.



What do you think?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:41 PM

Most def.!!


Is it hot in here?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:41 PM

You must know her too well.

How will she carry-out her revenge?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:46 PM

Sorry, I can not disclose that info...


Are you scared?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:50 PM

No....it's all PR's fault anyway.

Isn't he an easy target?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 08:51 PM

I have been frightened out of my mind for at least 2 years.

Can you run out of adreneline?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:00 PM

No, I don't think so.

You poor man. How bad should we feel for you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:24 PM

WE don't feel bad for him at all! He brings the punishment on himself! ::sticking tongue out smiley::

What's planned for the weekend?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:25 PM

Rain, rain, oh, and more rain up here in WI.

Hopefully, I can squeeze in some golf between the raindrops.

What about you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:26 PM

I'm planning to watch my sump pump closely this weekend, if it rains as much as it seems like it will.
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:28 PM

Flag on play! No question asked by Peepers!

It's my mommy's birthday...so we are going to partay! w00t!

Did you think I was going to forget my question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:32 PM

no, but your mother must enjoy vast longevity, considering how old she must be to have a child your age, just sayin.........

that wasn't too terribly mean, was it?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:35 PM

PR, you're asking for it!

TE, is PR asking for it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:50 PM

I thought PR always forgets to ask for it

Why is there never enough time?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:52 PM

Ask PR....since he's old class mates with Father Time

Are you ready for DQ to return yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:55 PM

ha! please don't remind me!!!!

now what is it I am to ask for, the womenfolk in my family always say i am asking for it, so I am confused?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 09:57 PM

A good old fashioned whomping! That's what your asking for with your sass!!

Are you skeered now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 10:53 PM

He's not skeered.

Are you Pale?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 10:59 PM

I think he is; he's looking pale.

The sun never came out today like they predicted. Can I get a refund on the weather?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:01 PM

If only.

DQ has a lot of reading to do when she comes back, don't you think?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:01 PM

And probably some horking and gafawing as well...

Is everyone at home now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:03 PM

Yes, but I have to stinkin' work in the morning.

Is anyone willing to take my place?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:10 PM

I will!

That means you'll have to be here for the company picnic (all day/no pay). You game?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:38 PM

She sure is

Are you happy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/18/08 11:48 PM

Now that LF said he's gonna work for me, yes!

Does this mean I get to go to a party where noone knows me, reak havoc and tell them I'm a friend of LF?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 12:47 AM

no, along with me, you will be working!!!

what's wrong with working 6 days? do you enjoy picking your shareholder's pockets? are there no workhouses?

bah humbug!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:12 AM

What are you whining about ole man(Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:26 AM

Not whining...just don't feel like working tomorrow.

Is that so bad?

(A_gal, hope the lil' one is ok now!)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:31 AM

No it's not...


Are you an "ole man"?

(his fever is down, but his tonsils are stillo swollen.. Thanks for asking though it means alot )
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:33 AM

No...just an 'ole woman' I guess.

Do you ever feel that way?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:48 AM

both of you are very old!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:49 AM

Pot, Kettle, Black...

Where's your new question since I answered the old one?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 01:59 AM

you need your rest young lady, don't you? after all you are working in the morning
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:02 AM

Yes, unfortunately but I can never seem to get my butt in there to sleep until 11 or so.

What's wrong with me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:06 AM

nothing a glass of wine wouldn't fix I guess

maybe takes the babies for a walk, eh?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:08 AM

They have a doggie door, a fenced in yard, two cats and a bunch of TE's friends in a pasture behind our house on the other side of the fence.

Don't you think that's enough exercise for them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:12 AM

doh!?!?!?!?!?!

the exercise was for you! don't ya know?

but it may not be safe down that dirt road in the dark, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:14 AM

Now, now....there hasn't been a dirt road here since 1957.


Is that progress or what?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:19 AM

really!!!

is that your tax dollars at work? but why do those cows need pavement?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:21 AM

Their behind the house, silly, not in front! They aren't ours either.


My tax dollars pay for non-existant mosquito abatement, what do yours pay for?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:25 AM

parks, pavillions, bike paths, running paths, objects d' art - all kinds of stuff benefiting about 5% of the population

are you sleepy yet?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:26 AM

Yeah, a little.

Think I should call it a night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:34 AM

I will if you will :yawn:

what do you think?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:35 AM

Done Deal.

See you later in the weekend maybe?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:37 AM

goodnight!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 02:39 AM

Night!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 05:41 PM

Oh come ON!!!

Where did the Questions go?????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 06:21 PM

It went to heck.

We should be better about that, shouldn't we?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 07:29 PM

A little

Without BB here to yell does anyone care?
Posted By: nbk2yj2

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 08:34 PM

If i'm running too close on my account the ticket plus the OD fee

Does anyone remember when movies were a quarter and you didn't have to take out a loan prior to going to the movies?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 09:43 PM

I don't know about a quarter, but I remember movies being less then half what they are now.

Don't you feel sorry for the dating crowd now with how expensive everything is?
Posted By: nbk2yj2

Re: A Question.... - 07/19/08 10:28 PM

I sure do,

"let's see.... we could drive to the movies but wait! Tonight we can't actually afford to SEE it
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 12:04 AM

So right!

If he can afford the gas to actually take you there AND pay for the movie he is obviously a "sugar daddy" and you have to keep him, right?!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 12:39 AM

Most definately!

How is your weekend..???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:04 AM

It would be better if the hubby didn't get called into work ten minutes ago.


Is everyone healthy and happy there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:05 AM

No comment...

What are you up to?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:06 AM

Just hanging out feeling lazy.

Ever get that way?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:11 AM

Always!

Any alcohol involved in feeling lazy ????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:22 AM

Well, maybe a glass of wine...

Is that ok?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:55 AM

For sure..

How bout a Magarita?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 02:03 AM

I do like a good margarita!

Frozen or on the rocks?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 02:07 AM

On the rocks, unless I want to delay the drunkness...

Are you intoxicated?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 02:17 AM

Heck no...


Did you think I was?
Posted By: nbk2yj2

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 02:37 AM

He's a keeper!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 03:40 AM

No, you seem to be bouncing straight

So what's on the agenda for tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 01:48 PM

I'm cooking southern fried chicken for the first time today.


Do you think I'll burn it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 04:31 PM

No I don't.

Do you think you'll burnit?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 07:08 PM

...to a crisp!!!!

do you have jambalaya just in case?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 08:19 PM

You're askin' for it! No jambalaya but I am making spaghetti sauce today too.

Will that suffice?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 10:22 PM

For sure...

How did it go?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/20/08 10:55 PM

It went well thank you.....and I didn't burn it!

Will Pale eat his words now?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:25 AM

I am sure he will...

Do you want me to make him?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:33 AM

Yeah!

Can I watch?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:38 AM

Of course !

Did you have a relaxing weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:17 AM

Yes!

How was your weekend?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:25 AM

Okay over all, a good friend of my family passed away unexpectantly yesterday from a heart attack.

Soory, should I change the subject?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:39 AM

I'm sorry - we can if it's a sore subject.

It's HOT down here - how's the weather up there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:10 AM

It is okay now.. Around 69 degrees..

Are you tired?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 03:15 AM

Getting there, but you should be too.

You've had a very eventful weekend, haven't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 03:25 AM

can I have my words with some of that sauce?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:07 AM

I think kitten's overslept this morning.


What do you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:03 PM

::yawn.......sssssssssttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttcccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

i'm up!!!

miss me over the weekend?
(dang power outage!)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:09 PM

Sure did!! G'morning!

What made the power go out?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:12 PM

we had a destructive thunder storm, knocking down trees all over the place. and i used all the juice in my 'puter to keep my cell charged.(no land line)

what'd you do this weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:13 PM

I was generally lazy. I couldn't help myself.

Do we really have to go to work today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:14 PM

it was awfully hard to get up with the alarm today!!!

do you think they would notice if we didn't show up?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:16 PM

They might.

Guess we shouldn't chance it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:19 PM

prolly not.

we still got bills to pay, right?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:29 PM

bills-schmills

Who cares about bills?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:37 PM

i don't.

what's for breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:40 PM

ginger-ale


You?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:41 PM

bagel.

are you having saltines too?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 12:58 PM

no...

saltines for breakfast?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:00 PM

Do they peanut butter on them? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:15 PM

y'all are starting diets pretty early this year!!!

Aren't you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:18 PM

Diet - who needs a stinking diet? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:21 PM

I don't need a diet, but I would like to be stronger.

Whatever happened to the Biggest Loser?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:26 PM

it lost...

Did y'all miss me???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:28 PM

::raises hoof:: I did!! kitten did!! LaBG did!!

Pale did too...he won't admit it though!

How was vacation??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:30 PM

Awesome. Great weather, nice tan.

Did you have fun around here while I was relaxing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:32 PM

it was absolute mayhem! (you would have loved it)


Should we give an encore?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 01:41 PM

I think we should!

What persona do you think we should reprise?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:00 PM

oh so many to choose from! but the "Rider of the Pale" was a classic!


Don't you just love playing dress-up?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:04 PM

Playing dress up is fun

Why does it make some people irritated?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:06 PM

cuz they're just wound a bit too tight.


Isn't life too serious as is?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:07 PM

Especially when you are teaching a teenager how to drive

How was your weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:09 PM

weekend was great! relaxing and i managed to get into a little "trouble" as well!


How's the "teenage driver" comin' along????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:13 PM

He's doing pretty well...I truly believe it is impossible for a 16 year old boy to pay attention to everything necessary for safe driving

Did it seem like the alarm clock went off awfully early this morning?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:16 PM

worst sound in the world = alarm clock


Will you warn us when your teen is on the road?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:25 PM

'Specially you since we are in the same part of the world

Do you think PR is going to behave today since DQ is back?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:29 PM

not a chance...but at least she's back to keep him SOMEWHAT under control!


Should we poke the bear?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:40 PM

Sure, I have examiners in house, I can use the fun.

Where is the Huge Pail, anyway?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:44 PM

i think he's "lurking"...obviously 'cuz he's skeered!


Shouldn't we try to smoke him out of his hole?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:46 PM

::lights cigar::

this'll get him!


do you think pale will try to be all "nice" this week?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:58 PM

::tokes kitten's cigar::

He'll be something, alright!

Should we define nice for him?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 02:59 PM

he won't listen! Chauvanist...

how 'bout you bite him and i'll punch him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 03:02 PM

I am feeling way strong today coolies, give me your best shot!!!

btw: I do like a good cigar!
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 03:05 PM

seriously? will you ever freakin learn the rules in this thread??? (q&a)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 03:08 PM

::sharpening front cow teeth for the chomping::

We are really nice girls...

Why do you insist on making us resort to violence, Pale?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:08 PM

::shaking head smiley::

Pale, Pale, Pale - what are we ever going to do with you???????

Q&A

Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:15 PM

c'mon!!!

this is not the question, thread is it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:18 PM

it says it is up there!!!! ^^^^^


do you not read the title?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:20 PM

I did!

Do men ever read the directions first?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:21 PM

NEVER!!! if they did they would be better at............some things.


should there be a manual for everything?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:27 PM

YESSSS!!!


Is it supposed to storm where you are?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:33 PM

No It's supposed to be 98+ all week...

Storms your way?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:33 PM

they say later in the day

What's for lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:35 PM

PB&J...my daughter made me lunch

You?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:44 PM

None today - have too many errands to run. Early night though, and heading to the fair!

Want to share?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:49 PM

No, I am hungry.

I just had some NE clam chowda for lunch! What fair ya going to?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 04:51 PM

Just a little local fair. Big ones don't start until later in August.

Which shore did you go to?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 05:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
No, I am hungry.

I just had some NE clam chowda for lunch! What fair ya going to?


So jealous of the clam chowda!

She stayed on the Jersey Shore.

Where else would she go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:14 PM

a small city in Michigan starting with an H and ending in double hockey sticks!!!

I am burning up, aren't you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:34 PM

NO! It's 66 in my office!!

and 97 outside

Do the "powers that be" think it's good working conditions to have an office like a refrigerator?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:38 PM

they like your "ilk" cold

don't you like cold milk?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:48 PM

well sure...but jumpin' jimmeny...it's nearly ice cream!

Are you "ungrounded" yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:53 PM

not really, the chain has just been slackened a bit, but I am still on a very short lease

have I really been that bad?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:54 PM

YES!!!!!!

who do i talk to about tightening that leash again???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:54 PM

nope...he lives in da' dog house!


Where is the leash?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:59 PM

Oh, here it is - I borrowed it.

Who doesn't love the beach on a warm summer day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 06:59 PM

the "lease" is not for public use

why don't y'all go poke around in the political threads?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:01 PM

Who would you play with then? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:07 PM

No one, and don't we all need a break once and a while:?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:07 PM

himself!


there are political threads around here??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:09 PM

::shrugs:: I guess so if PR says there are...

Do you think he would lead us astray?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:10 PM

yes. he'd mislead us too!

why would he lie?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:11 PM

To catch us off guard so he can sneak up on us!

Should we sneak up on him instead?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:14 PM

okay!!! be vewy quiet!!!

do you see him?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:19 PM

i think so...let me slip off my cowbell...

wait...is that the back of his hat?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:21 PM

Nope, that's somebody else.


Why are you wearing a cowbell?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:22 PM

you are both as blind as bats!!!

You don't have a bat on your person do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:25 PM

bats always turn left when leaving a cave.


now where did pr go?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Nope, that's somebody else.


Why are you wearing a cowbell?


Why wouldn't I wear a cowbell?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:27 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
bats always turn left when leaving a cave.


now where did pr go?


Check with Excess...I think they may be in cahoots!

Isn't that a funny word - cahoots?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:30 PM

:giggles:
it is a funny word.

why don't people use it much anymore?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 07:32 PM

Probably cause they are like Pale...cranky

Do you think he gets in this much trouble at home?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:10 PM

i'd bet my paycheck on it!


Do you like diet Dr. Pepper?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:11 PM

no
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:13 PM

...and my day was going so well up until now!


Is that really necessary!?!?!?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:14 PM

yes, it makes me
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:17 PM

well it's all about you...


...now isn't it?






Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:26 PM

I like the Dr. P with cane sugar

did you know if you visit the Dr. P museum, you can have a swig of the original recipe?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:28 PM

I did know that...I took my Grandma and uncle to the Dr. Pepper museum when they came to visit me several years ago...

Have you been recently?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:32 PM

Just last year upon touring Baylor and pleading with the daughter not to bankrupt me

why are women so cruel?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 08:54 PM

It's genetic...makes us happy

Don't you want your daughter to be happy?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 09:30 PM

Hey now, I don't have any daughters that I am aware of.


Are you trying to start rumors?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 09:35 PM

I don't start rumors, but I do pass along gossip!

How's the headache?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 09:45 PM

It'll be a lot better after 5.


What exactly is the difference between rumors and gossip?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 09:57 PM

a very thin, faint line E

but when you see it, you know it!


I don't understand Ae's natural remedy for a headache, although I might add I don't suffer from them................
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 10:55 PM

Who is Randolph Scott (Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:29 PM

Pale's hero and favorite movie star of all time!

Didn't you know this?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:29 PM

No I must have missed that..

Was that in a memo?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:32 PM

you didn't get the memo? and next time I see you its time for you to get a big pinch - indeed - who is Randolph Scott?????

why not just take a dagger and stab me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:33 PM

No, I believe it was a discussion in the random thread.

I sometimes forget what thread I'm in, don't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:44 PM

well, I never have that problem myself, I make a habit of always knowing what thread I am in...................
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:44 PM

Yes, that is why I try to always ask questions.

Is that good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:51 PM

sometimes, but only if you are in the question thread all the time...........

now, this isn't the question thread is it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:52 PM

I think it works to keep you out of trouble.

Did you have a good Monday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/21/08 11:54 PM

Not really...

Are there stupid people every where?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:02 AM

now this is just a guess, but i think you can pretty much find them in every square inch of the globe;

Is that depressing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:04 AM

A little..

Can they be taught?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:15 AM

I've always heard you can't fix stupid.

do you think it's true?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:18 AM

unfortunatley

Does that upset you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:22 AM

No... I rather believed it myself.

Does it bother you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:22 AM

No... I rather believed it myself.

Does it bother you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:29 AM

A little...

Are you having issues?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:38 AM

With my computer - YES!

Ever have those days?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:43 AM

All the time.

Are you watching tv?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:45 AM

I am good at multitasking, but not that good at my age, so no, no TV

there isn't anything on is there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:46 AM

No not really...

Do I have to tell you I am leaving now?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:03 AM

He will get the hint when there's no reply.


There was a latex examination glove on the sidewalk in our neighborhood. Should I have:

picked it up
or
turned my head and coughed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 10:35 AM

You should have walked away.

Do you pick up loose change on the street?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:04 AM

always!!

do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:23 AM

depends on where it is... if it is icky, no...

Did you ever find a $20 bill?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:44 AM

Yes - when I was about 10 on my way to school.


What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:58 AM

burp

is that gross?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:07 PM

yup..smells like kitty chow


Do anything fun last night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:08 PM

Watched the cooking channel...

Why do you pick such strange avis??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:17 PM

i think she's expressing her self.

should we all choose strange avis?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:30 PM

No, but expressing one's self is good.

Don't you think that looks like a monkey?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:31 PM

No.

Don't you think it looks like something else?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:33 PM

i think so and it makes me giggle...

what do you think it looks like?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:33 PM

i think so and it makes me giggle...

what do you think it looks like?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:35 PM

I can't say. It's not PC.


With those double posts, are you AG?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:36 PM

It is BOL AG day.

What were you thinking?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:36 PM

It is BOL AG day.

What were you thinking?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:37 PM

<-----not AG.

don't you think posting twice is fun?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:37 PM

<-----not AG.

don't you think posting twice is fun?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:38 PM

AG is a tool
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:38 PM

AG is a tool
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:40 PM

where's your question? (Q&A)

i ♥ ag
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:40 PM

where's your question? (Q&A)

i ♥ ag
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:41 PM

is there going to be trouble today with your ilk?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:51 PM

her name is kitten - a kitten is a little cat - cats are always up for trouble

Didn't you know that?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:52 PM

her name is kitten - a kitten is a little cat - cats are always up for trouble

Didn't you know that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 12:59 PM

I am the one with the ilk...

Are you getting us confused ol bean?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:01 PM

that shouldn't surprise you, TE!

is your cow doing aerobics?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:01 PM

that shouldn't surprise you, TE!

is your cow doing aerobics?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:11 PM

I think she's trying to make cottage cheese.

What about you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:11 PM

I think she's trying to make cottage cheese.

What about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:12 PM

i'm just looking.

where's your avi, pooh-bear?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:12 PM

i'm just looking.

where's your avi, pooh-bear?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 01:28 PM

oh bother!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:06 PM

::sighs::

Gee...I wonder where his question is?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:11 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
i'm just looking.

where's your avi, pooh-bear?


I have my avi's turned off so I can't tell.

Did it disappear?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:20 PM

it never A -peared you old mother in law!

Can't we just get along?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:21 PM

<---- is a lover...not a fighter.


Why did you call Pooh your mother-in-law?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:26 PM

Because he has Alzheimer's...


Should we put him in a home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:26 PM

it was a generic term, you old lover!!!


Why is it everybody is a literalist all of a sudden???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:29 PM

Because it's Tuesday.


Is there another reason why?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:31 PM

I can't think of a better reason.


Does PR seem EXTRA grumpy today or is it just me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:34 PM

PR ALWAYS seems X-tra grumpy.


......not a MIL yet PR (although I have been known to act like one


So what's the plan?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:36 PM

Skip work and goof off.


Any better ideas?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:38 PM

Yeah - skip work and head for the beach!

How's that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:40 PM

Sounds good to me...I'm ready to go (have my bathing suit in the car)!


Ex...why don't you get some mud on those new cleats?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:47 PM

I tried. They just won't get dirty. You'd think running the bases 7 times and digging in the batters box 8 would do it.


Why won't my dress shoes stay that clean?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:49 PM

Because they're NEW!

With the way PR's acting, I say we re-name him Grumpy.

Who are your choices for a Cooler version of the 7 dwarfs?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:50 PM

Maybe you should wear your dress shoes to play softball and your cleats to work.


Need any more suggestions?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:50 PM

<------------ studly
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:51 PM

that's not one of the 7 dwarfs....dorky!

Aren't you more of the "sleazy" type anyway?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:52 PM

They are also not questions!!!!!!!

Cooler's & dwarfs = ???????
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:54 PM

Maybe but we need to be PC in this joint= little people


Who do you want to be??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 02:55 PM

Maybe Bashful

What do you think?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:00 PM

maybe fierce heh.


why does the chief look ugly today?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:01 PM

dunno, maybe he can't see his avi too well..ya know being half blind and all


Think we should pick one out for him?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:02 PM

Cause he's Grumpy.


Where have all the flowers gone?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:11 PM

The Grumpster trampled all over them!

Are you worried about the hurricane?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:15 PM

Not me - but we could use some rain - getting pretty dry around here.

You? Can you send some of the rain up here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:17 PM

i'll do my best!

<------- does a wicked "rain dance"



What's for lunch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:32 PM

Grilled Chicken Salad w/cranberry vinagrette.

You?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:32 PM

chicken salad sammich


you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:33 PM

IDK, but I am more intersted in the atmosphere when I dine...


what kind of atmosphere do you enjoy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:34 PM

Sittin' on the dock of the bay.......

Think that would make a good song?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:36 PM

maybe, not sure...

anyone have a cell phone they wanna donate to a gal?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:36 PM

maybe, not sure...

anyone have a cell phone they wanna donate to a gal?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:49 PM

i have a pink razr you can have if your sim card still works.

you interested?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:53 PM

my phone didn't have a sim card, but yeah!

Will it work for me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:56 PM

i think so...i loved my Razr

Couldn't she just go purchase a sim card for the phone?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:56 PM

idk. you need a sim card for it. i have a new one. but i think your cell co would have to set it up.

do you know much about this?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 03:56 PM

I'll give you my office one. I'll keep my personal one.

Would you like that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:00 PM

this is not a site for conducting commerce

get an Craigslist account will ya?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:02 PM

how is it commerce if it's free? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:03 PM

Craigslist he knows...but he can't operate MySpace??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:07 PM

why on earth is pale so bloody grumpy today???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:09 PM

::shrugs::

Maybe he ran out of his little blue pills?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:14 PM

Maybe it's just his true self surfacing?

Maybe Mrs. Pale has cut him off?

Maybe......
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:28 PM

now now

all is well, y'all take a deep breathe, things are gonna work out, you will see....................
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:32 PM

Glad you're back to looking half way decent chief!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:34 PM

::ahem::

Baconboy, would you kindly remind everyone of the rules of the thread please?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:38 PM

I know, Iknow............

answer the question, ask a question..................

Do you hope things become less tense in here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:43 PM

Sure thing, Pa. As long as people follow the rules everything will go smoothly.

Do you need a refresher of what the rules are?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:46 PM

He's not behaved well in your abscence!

Do you think it's because he missed you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:52 PM

I was miffed at the boy for the way he treated Audit_Gal.....


but, forgetting what lies behind, let us press on to the goal of a stress free cooler, don't you agree?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:53 PM

Perhaps. I've missed my BOL family too and without Pa to keep me out of trouble I may have been a very bad bacon bit this past week.

Wasn't that just the funniest video of my flesh father on the jetski?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 04:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I was miffed at the boy for the way he treated Audit_Gal.....


but, forgetting what lies behind, let us press on to the goal of a stress free cooler, don't you agree?




What did I do? I didn't mean to be bad.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:03 PM

j/k BB j/k

she was gushing when you stopped by, we couldn't get her to shut up about...................

So, how many buckles do you have in your collection now?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:10 PM

good way to change the subject old man!


I didn't notice there was stress in the cooler, where?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:13 PM

underneath you feet dear, that constant pounding.....

Do you feel the earth move on the down cycle?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:18 PM

you confuse me sometimes...


What do you mean dude?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:21 PM

at least you were brave enough to respond.

do you have any idea what he's talking about?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:22 PM

ha! you have been doing that to me ever since Alaska!

Are some people ambidexterous in the neck?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 05:58 PM

Yep, I can rubber-neck in either direction.

Is there something good to see?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:08 PM

::in my best "cop voice"::

nothin' good to see around here...so keep it movin'!


Does PR need a time-out?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:22 PM

how many do I need in one day?

do you have any reason for additional time outs, its not like I am involved in any strenous activity, is it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:26 PM

Probably not.


Don't you think Ms. B is looking for an excuse to use her handcuffs?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:32 PM

Possibly.

But, what's wrong with that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:32 PM

could be...

...but do i really need an excuse?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:35 PM

Nope, just a victim, I mean subject.


Did you see the TV show that showed you how to escape from handcuffs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:44 PM

She wrote that show.

Do you like crime-dramas?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:45 PM

Some

You?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:46 PM

Yeah...

Do you like feather pillows?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:47 PM

I do...'specially when they poke me in the face.

Do you like down comforters?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:51 PM

Noooo!!! They tend to make me stop breathing...with the feather allergy and all...

Is it nap time yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:52 PM

Only when it's cold out.


Is your office warm?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 06:56 PM

it's hot!


Do you wear a raincoat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:03 PM

only when I am moonlighting...........

Isn't Dolly bringing some strong and warm breezes up ?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:19 PM

I didn't know Dolly was gassy.




Could someone suggest a good flamable cologne? Some friends and I are getting together this weekend and a great idea just occured to me.
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:19 PM

Dolly isn't brining squat this far

Are you going to get some rain out of her?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:27 PM

Ha! I have more chance getting milk out of your udders!

although as I look upward toward the heavens I can see the outer bands spinning in this direction, but they are dry so far - just hot air!

Isn't Dolly a gay and sprightly name for a hurricane?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:28 PM

Dolly will be bringing some much needed rain.

Peepers...i'm sure that cheap cologne you wear is highly combustible...use that.


Doesn't Peepers know better than to ask that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:34 PM



High Karate is not combustible, is it? (I have a very hot date coming up and cannot afford to make any further bad impressions)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:43 PM

i think it is! (get her drunk...then she won't care what kind of cologne you're wearing)

Do you just feel that breeze?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:54 PM

Nope, but then again, I'm up North.


Why do I think of Dolly Parton when they talk about Hurricane Dolly?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:54 PM

I do. And it's not a good thing.

Do you know how freaky it is to have your sister ask The Magic 8-Ball if your flight was going to be fun and it repetedly gave negative answers, and your first leg of the trip was delayed by massive rains and during the second leg you wake up to find the cabin bathed in a deep red from the sunset and think, 'Well, that just sucks.'?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 07:57 PM

Well she is a bit of a pistol.


Why do I keep thinking of Carol Channing as in Hello Dolly?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:03 PM

you peeps are clearly weird!

Wasn't it a good thing BB slept through the time when are the other people were taken by the Langoliers?

and you gotta be old to remember how Ms. Channing sang, don't you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:04 PM

I reckon..cuz I don't remember her and I'm clearly not old


What time do you leave PR?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:07 PM

Not soon enough!


Who wants to play frisbee?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:12 PM

I am on call 24/7

and I can't do Frisbee, it hurts my fingers and scrapes the skin off, and then I would have to visit those flesh eating minnows for a mani and pedi; I am not going there!

Why don't y'all just leave (for those wanting to go home or indulge in other activities)? transfer the phones to my number--
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:15 PM

Will do, Pa!

Should we have Carol Channing singing Skidoo on the hold music?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:16 PM

Here you go Pale - Pooh's line has been transferred. Anyone seeking BSA help in SEPA will now be talkin' to d'man!


Who's with me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 08:42 PM

I'm in.


We're talking about riding the Skidoo wave runner, right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 09:55 PM

Is it OK to answer your phones with:

Hello, you have reached the FDIC National Liquidation Bank.....?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:02 PM

Nope, I think it's funny!

Anyone else getting strange looks when trying to hook up with a suspect from FraudNet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:06 PM

Is this a question for the west coasters?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:14 PM

Yes. I mean no. I mean, perhaps.


Do you have a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/22/08 11:36 PM

Nope I don't like peanut butter.

Do you like peanut buteer and mayonaise?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:09 AM

That sounds vomitous...

Is it weird to have chicken soup for breakfast?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:56 AM

Anything goes for breakfast.


Don't you think?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:01 AM

I do.

Do most people think you are weird?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:04 AM

In this cooler?! (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:55 AM

only the females.....

does that sound harsh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:57 AM

no, it sounds sexist and mysoginistic.


too much this early?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:59 AM

Cats have no love to share

Why are cats so stand offish?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:01 PM

only sometimes.


you've never been around a snuggly cat?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:02 PM

Because they're cats and not dogs.

Shouldn't you ask Kitten that question?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:06 PM

Yes.

Why are dogs so dumb?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:07 PM

It's what allows them to love US unequivically.


Who let the dogs out? woof, woof, woof, woof
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:15 PM

It wasn't me was it?

I am attempting to be all fun and sprightly, but these are difficult days.........
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:34 PM

it might have been. you were the last one out.

aren't kittens the cutest things ever??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:35 PM

Yes, I adore kitties.

Does anyone besides Pale ignore kitten's posts?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:37 PM

Don't think so...


Hasn't PR worn out the word sprightly?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 12:38 PM

and gay? (Q&A)


(thank you DQ and SpeK!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 01:41 PM

I can't use the word XXX so I am only left with sprightly!

and for y'all's information, I am babying 3 ferral kittens and I am just about ready to put them in the burlap bag and head for the Brazos! ....if you get my drift?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 01:52 PM

Not quite yet - let's give him another day or so. He has so few pleasures in this world, so let's let him have some fun


Are you happy and you know it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 01:53 PM

::claps hands::

happy...happy...happy!


Did that sound convincing????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 01:55 PM

Yes...Yes...Yes...


Can you stamp your feet?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 02:03 PM

No, but I can stomp them


Where's the sun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 02:07 PM

here comes the sun - do do do do.........

we are supposed to be ravaged by a hurricane and its sunny here and in the 90's already!

how come weather people can be so wrong?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 02:26 PM

it's a 50-50 proposition


How can banks like Wachovia be so wrong?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 02:36 PM

well, they are headquartered in North Carolina, right?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 02:59 PM

Wouldn't that be something you'd expect from a bank headquartered in West Virginia hill country???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 03:22 PM



I love the peeps in all 57 states!

Why is that Pooh bear being so mean?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 03:30 PM

well that's the pot callin' the kettle black!


Did you take ur happy pills today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 03:32 PM

don't know if he did or not.


Can you send me some?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 03:56 PM

will M&Ms work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 03:56 PM

Sure thing! Just let me go to the corner of 15th and Campbell the pharmacy and I'll get the good stuff.


Do you think Pa should just have not taken in the feral cats and saved himself the headache?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:01 PM

Yes indeed son!

Do you have a recipe for feline?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:04 PM

stir fry is best for that, i've found.

have you had it before?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:04 PM

just go sell 'em to the chinese food place down the road....


Should I have chinese for lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:12 PM



how can they do that to kittens?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:13 PM

they don't...


Do they?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:14 PM

well, sometimes the chicken tastes a little odd, don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:16 PM

that's not chicken....

is it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:29 PM

Probably not.


Isn't just about everything supposed to taste like chicken? Like cheap substitutes?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:30 PM

well, 'cept bacon.

wouldn't it be awful if bacon tasted like chicken??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:54 PM

::bites Baconboy:: Doesn't taste like chicken

Wait...that's not what you said, is it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 04:56 PM

Originally Posted By: TexasEmerald
::bites Baconboy:: Doesn't taste like chicken

Wait...that's not what you said, is it?


Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 05:44 PM

@ TE, too!!

do you think he'll bite you back?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 05:52 PM

Yes, I'm a biter.

Didn't hear the story about my pillow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 05:56 PM

Apparently not.

Will you enlighten me one day?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
Yes, I'm a biter. Didn't hear the story about my pillow?


Tell us more

Did the pillow bite you first?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:11 PM

Perhaps, and perhaps I've said too much.

Do you think Pa would like churrasquinho de gato?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:19 PM

You betcha! With extra peppers!

What would you serve as a side?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:33 PM

Not sure--I don't even know what that is!

Goldkit.com will pay cash for “old, gold dental scrap.” Should I yank out a couple crowns to get some quick cash (better yet, should I yank out a couple of the wife’s crowns?)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:49 PM

I say, Go for it!

Do you think Pa should make tamales as a side dish?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 06:56 PM

well...I'll pass on the "authentic" tamales if that's what he selects

Why don't adults get nap time at work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:03 PM

i don't know...but i would be a lot more productive if i could take a nap!

LF...i saw a commercial for the first time this morning for Goldkit.com!!! weird that you would mention it...(looks like a cheesy rip-off)


Where can I find a "work-from-home" kinda job to supplement my income?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:04 PM

sleep at night you slackers!!!


now I will take all the Mexican food anyone is willing to pass along, just sayin'........
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:08 PM

And should we then stay far downwind from you?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:14 PM

That won't be necessary.


Did you know you can find recipes for cat meat on the internet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:15 PM

well yes, unless you are tracking me

Does anyone have any bloodhounds? I could destroy their ability to track (is this the brag thread?)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
That won't be necessary.


Did you know you can find recipes for cat meat on the internet?


Dude:

Thai Chicken - Tastes Like Cat!
Tamales - best viewed in notepad
Braised Cat - Yummy!
Beer Can Cat - NEW!
Cat Barbecue
Mother Cat and Litter of Kittens - Feeds 8!
http://catrecipes.com/

Check out "Shopping for the BEST cat."

kitten won't be amused. Now back to our regularly scheduled thread...
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 07:57 PM

i have to say that while SO WRONG on so many levels... it was oddly amusing. and the artworks is great!!!


have you tried any of the recipes?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:01 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:02 PM

where's your question, pooh-bear? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:10 PM

Sorry Kitty, but when you're talking about cat recipes, No question is necessary!

N'est pas?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:14 PM



i'm just funnin' with ya!!


is it time to skedaddle?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:19 PM

Soon!

How about for you???????
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:25 PM

2 more hours!!! Way too long


How do you get through the last few hours of a work day???
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:44 PM

BOL


I saw a car at lunch with an “Alien Sex Fiend” decal. Is this the name of a band or the description of the driver?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:52 PM

the driver....


...didn't you see me waving at you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:57 PM

I should have known!


After making love do you want to cuddle, fall asleep, or fix yourself a ham sandwich?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 08:59 PM

fall asleep...


Would it be a problem if I did that DURING?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:01 PM

It might.

But being a guy, do ya think we'd even notice?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:05 PM

nope...at least not until it was time for her to make the ham sandwich!


Why are men .....so...."men-like"?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:11 PM

We are from Mars young lady, and you should be glad we are!!!!

What are women-like?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:13 PM

Because we are.

Do we need a reason?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:16 PM

a reason would be nice...or at least an "owner's manual" for us to refer to!


Cleats dirty yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:18 PM

Not yet. I don't play again until Friday.


When will women give us an "owner's manual"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:21 PM

there is one...it's called "Cosmo" (j/k...please don't believe that cr@p!!!)

Wouldn't the owner's manual for men be a pretty short read?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:22 PM

yes
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:23 PM

Yes, we actually tell you what we want.


Why aren't women more direct?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:24 PM

i rest my case...


Shouldn't you be off eating quad-like burgers or something?????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:30 PM

I'm trying to cut down
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:36 PM

my manual comes on the head of a pin

do you have a magnifying glass?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 09:49 PM

No but I was offered binoculars this past weekend.


Do you think people watch People Watchers?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:33 PM

Of course!

How else are you going to find out where to aim your binoculars or telescopes?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:40 PM

You should just "know".

Is bacon boy ever going to change his avi?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:53 PM

Kitty-on-the-cob is all the rage this Summer!

If a man says something and a woman is not around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 10:59 PM

Most likely.....yes


But didn't you already know this?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:11 PM

Yes, but it doesn't hurt to hear again.

Does bacon always make it better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:14 PM

Bacon makes EVERYTHING better!

Who would think otherwise?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:21 PM

Vodka Person? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/23/08 11:26 PM

Not necessarily...

Ever had a strawberry basil lemonade made with Stohli?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 12:23 AM

Oh my no.....

Did Bacon boy make it so I couldn't see his avi on purpose?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 12:28 AM

I think he changed it and he doesn't know it is the dreaded little x

Did you tell him what happened in Blow - hi - o ?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 12:31 AM

Which thing (Q&A)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:05 AM

what thing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:07 AM

Exactly.....
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:09 AM

there you go again, does your husband know you talk like this?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:22 AM

Dear Obama_Gal,

According to the Rules and regulations governing the BOL Question Thread, all posts must contain the two following textual ingredients: an answer and a question. Since you are a Diamond Poster, it should be noted that this situation may be documented in your permanent file. However, it is at the discretion of the Question Moderator whether or not to pursue this action. According to the records of the QM, this is not the first time you've violated the Question Thread Rules. Management requires all posters in this thread to take seriously the rules that have been posted on multiple occasions. If you feel these rules should not apply to you, go fly a kite.

He he, wasn't that funny me trying to be hardcore?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 09:48 AM

Don't you think someone should hit the notify button when posters like Audit_Gal violate the rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
Dear Obama_Gal,

According to the Rules and regulations governing the BOL Question Thread, all posts must contain the two following textual ingredients: an answer and a question. Since you are a Diamond Poster, it should be noted that this situation may be documented in your permanent file. However, it is at the discretion of the Question Moderator whether or not to pursue this action. According to the records of the QM, this is not the first time you've violated the Question Thread Rules. Management requires all posters in this thread to take seriously the rules that have been posted on multiple occasions. If you feel these rules should not apply to you, go fly a kite.

He he, wasn't that funny me trying to be hardcore?


@ BB!!!

PR...the "notify button" should not exist...in my opinion.

Are you going to moderate me?

Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Are you going to moderate me?


That sounds dirty Ms. B...

Who does the notify button notify?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:43 PM

ME!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:46 PM

DING, DING, DING, DING - Where's the Mod for the Mod - BB where are you????? DQ forgot her question!


Should I hide now?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:49 PM

A few weeks ago, in the Minneapolis airport, I saw a guy wearing a T-shirt that said "Bacon is the candy of meats." Guess whom I thought of?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 01:57 PM

Neat!

Did you introduce yourself and ask if he was a BOL Coolie?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:04 PM

I was afraid he might actually be Bacon Boy, and my cover would be blown. Or, if he wasn't, the poor guy might start looking for a security guard.

Do you think I should have at least asked where he got the shirt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:08 PM

Definitely...and that t-shirt is a great conversation starter anyway!


Did the dude smell like bacon though?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:12 PM

Steve, OMC, I could just envision you walking up to the guy and asking him: "Are you BaconBoy???"
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:16 PM



And he would be looking around thinking he was in the middle of some Homeland Security or FBI sting!

So, Bacon Boy - was that you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:44 PM

Nope, the only traveling I've done recently was to NWOhio and you can confirm that story with Audit_gal/Obama-Mama.

Can you believe I'm actually getting motivated now for Christmas presents?? (I typically wait until the week before and scramble.)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 02:57 PM

So, should we send you our lists now? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:14 PM

I think we should...make it a lil' easier on him.


Aren't we so thoughtful?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:17 PM

not really
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:17 PM

::kicks Peepers in the shin::

Where the heck is your question???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:19 PM

LOL.

Anyone else think I should kick FatMan's butt?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:25 PM

:raises hand:

I do! I do!!

Do y'all know my email/address to send your requests?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:26 PM

NO.

May we have it, please??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:42 PM

My mom told me not to give that information out on the internet because of what happened the last time and those strange people showed up.


Anyone know where I can find a couple dozen bottles with corks, a ball of twine, 6 steel spikes, a pound of wax and a dozen thumb tacks?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:54 PM

Planning evening festivities for Chateau de garçon de lard?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
Nope, the only traveling I've done recently was to NWOhio and you can confirm that story with Audit_gal/Obama-Mama.

Can you believe I'm actually getting motivated now for Christmas presents?? (I typically wait until the week before and scramble.)


Only 153 more shopping days!

Did you get Pa something good?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 03:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Baconboy
My mom told me not to give that information out on the internet because of what happened the last time and those strange people showed up.


Anyone know where I can find a couple dozen bottles with corks, a ball of twine, 6 steel spikes, a pound of wax and a dozen thumb tacks?


I don't know if I should admit this or not, but you can actually find all of that in my house and/or barn


When should I expect your visit?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 04:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
I don't know if I should admit this or not, but you can actually find all of that in my house and/or barn


Leftovers from previous evening festivities at Château Pooh l'ours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 04:13 PM

(Pssttt... Pooh... get the big frying pan ready, I'll be there in an hour to help you fry some BaconButt...)

OK?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 04:55 PM



DQ, while I love the heat I don't want to sizzle in a pan.

A friend wants me to start up a catering business with her. Di you think I'm too old to be changing careers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 04:56 PM

If you don't have kids, I would do it.

Do you have kids yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 05:18 PM

I'll never have kids because they drive me crazy and I didn't even like me as a kid.

Does that sound harsh?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 05:21 PM

No, I felt the same way until my little accident came along?

Are you accident prone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 05:23 PM

No - If you know you don't want them - don't be forced into it.

DQ - I have a tripod set up with a tremel suspended from it to hang the meat on and cook it over an open fire. It gives an amazing woodey, smokey, slow cooked flavor!

What time should I have it ready?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 05:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
What time should I have it ready?



I'll be there in an hour.

What can I bring?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/24/08 05:26 PM

Bacon Boy

Shall I dig potatoes and pick some corn and beans?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:17 AM

No you should not..

Has BB forgiven me yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:30 AM

I was never mad at you, dear pal from Ohio.


Have you ever fallen asleep watching a movie?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:37 AM

Like today or in general (Q&A)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:43 AM

In general.

Why does my cat have to sit directly in front of my keyboard? DRATS!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:50 AM

perhaps you should feed him?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:51 AM

He has an unlimited food supply... and he is fat, so it is hard to type and see...

Any other ideas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:57 AM

is the litter box "clumpy"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:58 AM

i would imagine she cleans it.

your cat want's attention, dq. mine do that too.

aren't they brats?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:00 PM

speaking of cats, we get rid of our foster kitties Sunday

now isn't that something to clink a glass over?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:04 PM

No, you should keep them, you mean old man!

Why aren't you keeping them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:50 PM

67% of the Pales are allergic to the cat dander, you old bat!

(they were micro-chiped and "fixied" yesterday)

Vets make too much money, don't they?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:56 PM

Absolutely.

Do your vet checkups cost more than your physician checkups?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 12:59 PM

yes, but I think the vets spend more time with the animals, so they have that going for them.......

don't they?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 01:01 PM

My vet gets down on the floor and plays with my doggies before he ever examines them...my doctor has never once played with me before my exam

Would a quick game of gin rummy be too much to ask?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 01:04 PM

Wellllllll...............

Do you really want your doctor to 'play' with you before he examines you???????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 01:05 PM

It would depend on what he looked like...

How about you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 01:05 PM

I knew that wouldn't convey well in the written form...yet I typed it anyway...

Do you know where I can get my self edit feature fixed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 01:06 PM

yes, how dare you ask for such a thing!

wouldn't you rather play spin the scapula with the whole staff?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 02:43 PM

Yes, it would be better than doing a video for Jane's birthday.


Are you camera shy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:18 PM

sometimes, like in that pool bar we were in....

Is it war enough for you today?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:23 PM

eh, personally i like a little more war.

did you take your aricept today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:34 PM

yes, and I see you are in your usual be mean to the elderly mode!

why are you a horse on myspace?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:36 PM

I don't think that is very nice at all.

Are you saying that my face is horse like?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:37 PM

he's not. she's a dog.

can't you tell the difference??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:39 PM

not when one holds the camera 4 inches away from the animal's face!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:40 PM

::kicks PR in the shin::

Where's your dang blasted question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:44 PM

it was implied

aren't y'all supposed to be able to ready my mind by now?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 03:57 PM

if only men had a mind to read!

Who want to join me at the gym to workout?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 04:00 PM

no way dear, I am too buff already


but its Friday, so why are we dancin'?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 04:45 PM

'Cuz the weekend will soon be here!

Our audit firm has a Circular 230 Disclosure that takes up ½ a page. Isn’t that a bit excessive and shouldn’t they consider shrinking it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 04:51 PM

will it reach around your midsection?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 04:56 PM

Only if one stretches it really far.

Would it be rude to post the following about another BOLer?

Quote:
Your posts have everything to do with banking, in that I lose interest every time I read one.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:15 PM

yes, but why are use pulling out old posts by _X_?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:28 PM

cause it's Friday, and July, and it's too hot, and we can't think, and, and, and............

Is that good enough?

Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:42 PM

Nope.

Why are you 2 people today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:45 PM

Some days I wish I could be two people.

Don't you?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:48 PM

Most days I am two people, evil BSA girl and laid back Ops girl.

Anyone else with multiple personalities?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:51 PM

Me, I am like Sybil... :scared emoticon:

How many do you have?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:55 PM

I'm a Gemini so I have at least two.

Are you betting I have more?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 05:58 PM

I'm knowing you have more.

Wasn't that just the most?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 06:11 PM

yes, I will take that bet!

how come women have so many personalities?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 06:15 PM

My multi personalities came from work, not men.

Why do men believe women are so complicated?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 06:22 PM

Because they are dumb.

Right Pale?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 06:23 PM

personal, up close experience I guess

when was the last drama in here?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 06:42 PM

I'm not sure

What would qualify as "drama"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 07:39 PM

A group of rowdy punks playing dress-up and drinking in the office.

What real drama have you recently had?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 07:46 PM

Drama free here.

When will they ever realize that they think they are so intelligent by talking about oil and politics every minute, but the incessant fighting and name calling makes them sound like idiots?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 07:52 PM

That will take a while.


So, Jenna, where are you going to be performing this weekend?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 07:58 PM

I don't have my calendar on me right now.

Why do fridays seem to be longer than other days of the week?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:03 PM

Because there's fun stuff waiting at the end.


Why do I have to think today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:04 PM

Because we're anticipating the glorious weekend and that makes for a drag in the time space continuum.

Aren't geeks the new studs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:10 PM

hhmmmm, no, no I would not subscribe to that theory

don't you think most studs look like BaconBoy?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:13 PM

When I think stud I think David Beckham.....
::gazes off into the sky::

Where was I?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:14 PM

No, but I really haven't seen very many studs

After how long without contact do you remove someone from your phone list?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:16 PM

Never, you don't know if you'll need them in the future.


Isn't it a beautiful day?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:22 PM

Yes, it is

What is a "Magic Jack"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:29 PM

Is that the newest supersized meal at Jack in the Box, although it really has more roaches in it than magic?

Do we have any hot romances among the rowdies going on?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:30 PM

I think that's a wireless telephone jack that you plug into an outlet.

Can you believe this?

A man attacks his 28 year old son with a knife and stabs him in the left arm. The son shoots his dad fatally.
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:38 PM

I believe it.

Have you ever taken an IQ test?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:48 PM

just on myspace - I think I was right between Angel Eyes and Mr. Peepers

Can you trust those things?
Posted By: Mocha's Mom

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:50 PM

You have to be able to spell it first

Will this work day never end?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:51 PM

Probably not considering some of them are really easy.

What's more important anyway, book smarts or common sense?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:53 PM

a degree from the school of hard knocks carries so weight, don't you think?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 08:56 PM

It's certainly worth more than the degrees kids walk out of college with these days.

Walk the dog or watch TV?
Posted By: Mocha's Mom

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 09:03 PM

Put him on the treadmill and do both!

Margaritas or martinis???
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 09:10 PM

Watch TV w/dog on leash while on a treadmill.

Will that work?

Mocha - what type of 'tini's?


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 09:55 PM

invisible I guess
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 10:41 PM

The only kind....gin, extra dry, extra olives!

Do you like them that way?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 10:43 PM

Yes, because you don't even know your drinking.

Do you think PR has forgotten the rules of the thread?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 10:48 PM

What else is new (Q&A)?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:21 PM

I hear ya' sister!

So should we let him off the hook considering his advanced years and all?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:36 PM

It would be the polite thing to do.


Don't you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:50 PM

I don't need your special privileges!!!

or do I?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:50 PM

I do -

So, we'll give the old guy a reprieve until Monday Morning (and a Shiner)!



What do you say?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:52 PM

Sounds like a plan!

Care to join me for another drink?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:53 PM

y'all are too kind

but could I have a 6-pack for the road?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/25/08 11:54 PM

Sure!

:passes a six pack:

Will that do for while?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 12:00 AM

ha!

if I drink that you would find me on the floor on Monday morning

that would not be good for my reputation, would it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 12:01 AM

You have a reputation? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 12:03 AM

yes, and it must be upheld at all costs!

don't we all have reputations?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 12:28 AM

I would say that we are all infamous in our own way

Hope you all have good weekends!

Agree? (needed a question)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 12:47 AM

Agreed!

See you sometime in the future?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:05 AM

Yes, many times on BOL. But it won't be in person. Although I will be meeting someone by accident in 11 weeks.


Do you think Middle Eastern food is a good idea?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:11 AM

Depends. Lebanese is really good!

Ever had it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:13 AM

Yup. Loved it, too!

Have you ever opened the oven to bake a pizza only to realize there’s a dirty broiler pan in there from Tuesday when you made steaks?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:14 AM

EWWW! No, can't say that I have.

Did you only notice because you turned on the stove and it started to smell?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:17 AM

No, I notice it before turning on the stove.

Don't you just hate cleaning broiler pans?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:18 AM

Gosh, yes!

Does everything ever come off those things?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:19 AM

NEVER!

Do you think it's because of all those stupid slits and the grease gets baked on?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:21 AM

I definitely do!

So how do you keep your waist so tiny eating pizza?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:27 AM

I have my father's metabolism.

Why does the ice cream man driving the bright yellow Jeep include Christmas music in his tune repertoire?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/26/08 01:31 AM

In the middle of summer?! (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:00 AM

Yup.

I've heard of Christmas in July, but isn't he taking it to the limit?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:09 AM

I would definitely say he's pushing it. A jeep seems an unconventional vehicle for ice cream.

Where's he keep the freezer?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:16 AM

It's one of those old Jeeps driven by postal carriers.

You weren't thinking a Grand Cherokee, were you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:22 AM

No, I was kind of thinking some sort of Wrangler.

I was too far off, was I?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:26 AM

No, pretty much right on.

I'm researching LCD TVs. What are you doing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:27 AM

Catching up on the news and getting ready for some dessert.

You like strawberry shortcake?


(We have a plasma tv - gotta love HD!)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:32 AM

Strawberries are okay (I had a bad reaction to them as a kid and had hives all over my body!)


I'm actually ready for dinner. Do you find it odd that I haven't eaten at all today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:37 AM

No it happens to me on occasion too, usually because I've been so busy I haven't stopped to eat.

Is that what happened to you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:40 AM

No...I just have bad eating habits (kinda explains the waist).

The wife's going to Arizona August 13th. Should I just go ahead and buy the new TV?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:45 AM

It the cash is there and you want it.

Why not?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:50 AM

I've been saving, so the cash isn't a problem (it's just getting down to research, what fits in our cabinet, what to do with the old TV, etc.)

I'm ready for dinner and about to sign off. What about you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:54 AM

Yep. Me too.

Good Night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:56 AM

Good night. Enjoy the strawberries (and I'm going to catch heck for not leaving a question!) Should I be scared?



[ooh...there's my question!]
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:34 AM

Nope.

Are there any Baby Back Ribs left for breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:41 AM

No, but there are some for dinner tomorrow...

Want some?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:57 AM

hmmm, I have leftover steak and ribs from the Roadhouse, but they are not for breakfast, are they?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 12:42 PM

Sure they are - you can eat anything you want for breakfast!

Anyone want some BBQ for breakfast with me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:12 PM

I take silence as you answer, do you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:16 PM

No skin off my back.


So what's for Lunch?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:19 PM

oatmeal
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:33 PM

Pops! You forget a question!!!

Is it really so difficult?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:34 PM

for him, yes.

Why is it he can ask a question in every other flippin thread but this one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:36 PM

I think it is just to be ornery...

What do you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:41 PM

old dude's losing it.

was that too harsh?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:49 PM

Originally Posted By: ~Special K~
for him, yes.

Why is it he can ask a question in every other flippin thread but this one?



I think he may just do that on purpose.

What do you think?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:51 PM

I think he does it to get attention...like a naughty child.

Should we put him the corner?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:52 PM

only if you think it will help.

does he need to face the wall?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:54 PM

No, think he needs a dunce's cap.

What do you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:57 PM

I think you all need a slap on the back of your thigh, that's what I think!!!!!


don't the BOL ladies seem kind of moody today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:58 PM

Well, I know I am cranky, any one else??? (Q&A)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 01:59 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we're not moody. Just dealin' with old senile men makes us seem that way.


Aren't you supposed to be in your corner?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:04 PM

yes he is!!!

who gave him permission to speak????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:09 PM

What the heck does " slap on the back of your thigh" mean?

Is that cooler violence?

Is anyone else relieved that SpeK found a non terrifying avi this morning?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:15 PM

i think it is.

do you suppose it means "spanking"?


i am very happy, moo!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:33 PM

Hmmmm - well, there's spanking, and then again, there's spanking.


Which do you think he means?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:35 PM

I dunno.

Do you like spankings???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:50 PM

oh bother!!

why should I think trying to communicate with the BOL ladies would be any different than the women back at the ranch!!?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 02:53 PM

Don't know Pa, but you may want to check and see if you took today's dose of meds.


Aren't construction cranes just the most?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:34 PM

Word! I bet you could see lots of interesting things sitting in a crane.

The Carol Wright catalog carries a product called Poop-Freeze so you can freeze and pick up dog poop (Forms a crusty film for easy pick-up!) How fun is that?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:36 PM

Rad! But isn't it basically canned air?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:36 PM

Yes...it's amazing what they can "erect".


Are you behaving yourself today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:37 PM

What is this thing you call "behaving yourself"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:40 PM

dunno...but i've heard some people do it! (can you say "boring"?)


How can I get one of your cheescakes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:50 PM

By visiting me or going half on my airfare to you.

What kind did you want?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:52 PM

regular plain 'ol straight up cheesecake...(have toppings...will travel)

Is that too boring?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 03:53 PM

I don't think you could ever be boring.

When should I have the table set for you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:10 PM

I ♥ cheesecake!!!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:10 PM

I know

I know

the question: when can we meet up for this cake?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:16 PM

the sooner the better!

BB...set the table? i'm movin' in!!!


Scared ya'...didn't I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:20 PM

We ain't skeered of you!

Why would we be scared of a girl?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:24 PM

you tryin' to pick a fight with me this morning?

what did I do???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:26 PM

I ain't cranky!!!!

why does everyone think I didn't take my medications???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 04:39 PM

Because ya keep forgettin' things.

What other types of cheesecake does BB make??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 05:36 PM

Any kind sounds good to me!

Will anyone share if they get one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 05:47 PM

Sure, but you truly can't think bacon cheesecake sounds tasty, can you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 05:49 PM

You mean he makes savory cheesecakes, too?!(Q&A) Yummm!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 05:53 PM

His cheesecakes are AWESOME!

How was your weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 06:04 PM

"Nice, very nice, not thrilling, but nice..."

Yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 06:09 PM

Grand! I went to see Dark Knight and Mama Mia. The former is just amazing; the latter has us laughing our guts out.


What's the most recent movie you've been to see?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 06:25 PM

Kung Fu Panda...

Is that sad?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 07:24 PM

Not at all; at least you've been to a movie recently.

I'm taking off for lunch. Want me to eat something for you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 07:27 PM

Yes please...have something chicken for me

Beef is not on the menu, right?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 07:32 PM

Wrong, ribeye sammich tonight!


Ya skurred?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 07:36 PM

is this more code from the rowdies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:10 PM

perhaps.

are you skurred pr?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:13 PM

Nope, just a regional enunciation of the word "scared."

Is it wrong that I wanted to buy a doll at the swap meet because of the poor English on the box and the doll inside had one eye that wasn't facing forward?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:17 PM

Depends...

Would the doll have been used for good or would it be yet another pawn in your plot for world domination?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:27 PM

I plead the fifth..

Can we change the subject?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:34 PM

sure, lets talk about what the sun does to Limoncello left out in the car during the day ---


long day eh?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:39 PM

We've all been here since 7am; you bet long day PR.

How long has it been since anyone won an argument at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 08:41 PM

hmmm, I looked on my calendar and it looks like I won an argument with the audit guy back in 1954.....

have you ever truly won an argument with female worker?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:11 PM

Oh he// no!


Should I be concerned that our CEO swerves his car at me every time he encounters me walking across the parking lot?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:16 PM

That depends...

Are you the only person he swerves at?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:17 PM

No, but I suggest you carry a video camera at all times to record if he's trying to plow you down.


Have you mastered the art of looking busy doing nothing? (Debbie sure has)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:19 PM

Is Debbie still there?! (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:25 PM

For another week, then only on a temp basis until we find her replacement.

You thinking of moving to Phx?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:31 PM

Nope.

You coming back to see me soon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:33 PM

I told the family I'd be back next year, but I think I'd rather be back in two so I can do another BOLer Coaster trip.

Would you be interested in going?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/28/08 11:55 PM

Of course, I think you would have me laughing the whole time!

Just coasters, or all rides?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 12:15 AM

that BB!!! you can't get him off the rides!

so would they find Mama on the kiddie rides?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 12:20 AM

Yes and the water rides .

Would they find pale sleeping?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 12:30 AM

a dagger to the heart!!!!

I might have a siesta during mid day, just to pace myself for the evening festivities
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:11 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Why do we even bother anymore???????????????????????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:11 PM

do you think it's because he's so frickin old that we just feel badly for him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:15 PM

I feel badly?

how do you two feel?

(two questions so i made up you punks!)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:16 PM

::steps farther away from pale::

you don't need to know how i feel, thank you very much!!


why are you always trying to touch the coolies, old dude?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:19 PM

no man is an island!

does anyone else think that Kurn and Kurn are plain evil?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:20 PM

who's the other kurn? (Q&A)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:37 PM

dunno..


Have I been cloned??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:42 PM

you two were separated at birth surgically

look closely at your birht certs will ya?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:49 PM

I have two birth certificates

Which one shall I look at?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:52 PM

the one where you shared a brain with kitten!

aren't you two just like the siamese cats in 101 Dalmations?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 01:54 PM

dunno, never watched 101 Dalmatians

Why are you watching kid movies old perv?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 02:00 PM

thats all we can afford at the retirement center I frequent

Aren't the meals on wheels desserts are little gnarly?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 02:49 PM

wouldn't know...

Aren't "meals on wheels" the same thing as "roadkill"?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 02:59 PM

Only if you leave the roadkill on your tire whilst consuming

Do you think it would need some sort of gravy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 02:59 PM

yeah, but its fresh!

now what kind of "movies" or channels do you watch young lady?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 03:25 PM

why... only educational channels for me!


Why do you ask?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 03:29 PM

Research purposes.


Do you think what you watch has changed you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 03:31 PM

no...i'm just as perverted as ever.


Do you ignore the commercials?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 03:51 PM

Absolutely, I mute them.

Do you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 03:59 PM

Commercials, I've never seen a commercial.

What do you think remotes are for?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 04:17 PM

i wish they were muting annoying guests....


Do you watch a tv show called "The Big Bang Theory"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 04:29 PM

watch it now young people!!!

I am hip to this lingo about how the universe started!!!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 04:32 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WHY???????????????????????????????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 05:22 PM

Why?


Is this a beer commercial?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 05:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
watch it now young people!!!

I am hip to this lingo about how the universe started!!!!


Originally Posted By: kitten
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WHY???????????????????????????????



Because he was there????? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 05:43 PM

I suppose you think that is worthy of a point my young blueberry picking friend from Pennsylvania that thinks she is mapquest?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 05:57 PM

I don't get this question thread anymore...it has too much poop in it!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:02 PM

do you think LF will let sadie in to clean it up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:18 PM

I think kitten can handle the crunchy cleanup all by her lonesome; do I hear a second?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:19 PM

Leave kitten alone, or I will hit you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:25 PM

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::hides behind DQ again::


is he gone yet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:41 PM

No, he's still lurking...

I just tried signing on to MSN.com and got "Server is too busy." WTH?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:41 PM

he's never gone...only hiding!

DQ has a "question thread" violation!!!!!!


Should we let it slide since we like HER?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:46 PM

yes, ms. b. and she protected me.

do we need to post the rules......................again?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:49 PM

that's not necessary
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:51 PM



Your timing is impeccable...did you know that??????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:53 PM

Of course.

Is there a better way to make an enterance?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:55 PM

stripped down and singing would be better.

wait. who are we talking about here?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:56 PM

You.

So, when are you making that enterance?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 06:59 PM


i don't think i have enough mind erasers to go around if that happened.

will you go first?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 07:07 PM

Let's talk Ms. B into doing it.


Do you think she will?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 07:13 PM

oh c'mon...don't be a "kitty"!


Why don't we all do it at the same time?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 07:17 PM

that won't be necessary.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 07:18 PM



Peepers...is that you????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 07:40 PM

I am up for it, what are we doing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 10:55 PM

You'll be sorry for asking that question.

Haven't you been reading????
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/29/08 11:40 PM

No one learned me to read...

Are you here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:01 AM

For now...


Where are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:23 AM

I haven't been able to answer that question for quite some time now.

Do you subscribe to any other sites where you contribute?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:27 AM

IDK, does it cost money?


just what are you contributing son?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:30 AM

Don't call me son.

Did you know I'm not Karen, either?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:37 AM

ooh, you read that exchange too?


did anyone discover who you really are?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:40 AM

Kitten is my new friend!

Did you know that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:47 AM

ppfffftttttttttt

there goes the neighborhood!

how will I ever own you with Karen around?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:52 AM

Who's Karen? (Q&A)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 01:02 AM

One of my aunts.

Do you know her?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 02:15 AM

I thought your aunt's name was Mary?

Did you know my mother's name is Mary?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 04:34 AM

I should know my cyber grandmother's name, ya know.


Anyone else Yelp.com? (It's a perfectly work safe...it's a site where you can review businesses in your area. I've done it for Wauseon, Lyons and Phx)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:29 AM

Never been.


You review or "critique" businesses?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:30 AM

Neither, I am a compliance officer.

Do you like to read????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:33 AM

Yes I do! But not REGS! (even though I have no choice)

Can you believe I started a book for the first time in ages the other night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:35 AM

Wow, you must be busy. I read about 3 books a week.

What genre do you like?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:40 AM

Mostly suspense mixed with facts. Depends on my mood.

Ever read Dan Brown, Michael Crichton or Michael Gruber?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 11:16 AM

I've read Brown and Crichton.

Did you ever read Tess Gerritsen, Lee Child or Harlan Coben?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 11:17 AM

Noooo....


Are these some authors I might like?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 12:05 PM

Suspense, all of them.

I also like historical fiction, do you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 05:03 PM

I prefer magazines.


Do you think work can cause ADHD?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 05:17 PM

No.

Do you think I should take Huge Pail out to the woodshed?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 05:18 PM

yes! :sniff:


why do you think he's so cranky?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 05:22 PM

what do either of you know about a woodshed?

did you mean toolshed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 05:42 PM

It's a woodshed, and bad things happen there.

Wanna come with us, Pale?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:13 PM

go with 'em PR!! but if y'all aren't back in 30 mins...i'm lockin' ya' in there!


Is there a light in there?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:17 PM

no, it's dark
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:18 PM

eh-hem, where's yer question Peeps??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:21 PM






yeah?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:22 PM

:pulls out Rules of the Question Thread:

Oh, forget it.


Anyone want to try my pesto?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:24 PM

i do! slap me some of your pesto!


Where is the pasta?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:34 PM

I can make some when I get home.

Do you like hummus?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:35 PM

The DQ is the pasta queen, ask her?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:36 PM

hummus is yummy....

Is that good with your pesto?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:36 PM

those hummas don't get very good gas mileage, do they?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
The DQ is the pasta queen, ask her?


once again...placing a "?" at the end of your string of words DOES NOT MAKE IT A QUESTION!!!!!!!

Got it ?????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:38 PM

no?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:42 PM

what is this young lady talking about Peep, I axed a question, it was not a declaratory sentence?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:43 PM

It's probably a reaction to the Texas heat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:49 PM

you 2 drive me freakin' nuts!!!!!!!!!


Anybody else feel that way????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:52 PM

:raises hand:

I do, and I'm sick up and fed of it.

Anyone else love vintage SNL episodes?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 06:56 PM

Have you seen the 'mom jeans' skit??
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 08:12 PM

Yes! love the oldies!!!

George CArlin was their first host. Did you see the Premiere Episode they ran when he died?

(very different show back then)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 08:15 PM

Yeah, it was actually funny all the way through.



Do you remember the reel-to-reel stereo component?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 09:52 PM

Those suckas were huge, but high tech for the day! Kinda like the first VCRs that were the size of Buicks, or the “brick” cell phones.

On October 31st of 2007 the Joint Committee of the OCC, Federal Reserve Board, FDIC, OTS, NCUA and the Federal Trade Commission passed the final legislation for Section 114 of the Fair and Accurate Credit Transactions Act of 2003 (FACTA), also known as the RED FLAG RULES. Would this be considered a trick or a treat?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:07 PM

Oh, OH, OH, I know the answer to that one

That would be TRICK

Can I go home now? Please!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:09 PM

Be my guest.

Would you like to share in my bottle of wine?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:10 PM

Thanks for offering but not a wine drinker.

Got any ice tea???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:13 PM

Take me about 5 minutes to make it.

Sweet or not sweet?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:14 PM

Not sweet please, I have time to wait. Thanks


Plans for the evening?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:24 PM

Dinner and sleep!

Does that sound like a plan?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 07/30/08 10:24 PM

I have a date to play tennis

What will you be doing?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 01:12 AM

Dinner, walk the dog (and keep her from chasing the ducks INTO the water), couch potato after that and then sleep!! Busy evening - - not.

Do you play tennis well?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 10:48 AM

I don't, but I bet Becka does!


I'm hungry, what's for breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 10:54 AM

My kid is having a sausage and egg sandwich on a bagel.

What do you want?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:04 AM

Bagel? That's right! Where you are you can get good ones!

Can I have one of those?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:05 AM

I had dinner at the Tilted Kilt, great atmosphere!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:07 AM

You're just startin' off on the wrong foot, Mister!

Where's your question??????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:07 AM

Pail, you are no longer permitted to post here unless you can remember to add a question!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:09 AM

Yeah! :runs and hides behind DQ with kitten:
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:12 AM

my questions are all implied, and you broads need to get with the program!!!!

Is the sun up yet?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:12 AM

Not quite.

Are you up yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:16 AM

honey, I have been up for so long I can't rememer being in a rest mode --

do you like these continental breakfasts in hotels?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:18 AM

The breakfast is ok, but we are not at a hotel.

Did you think I was?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:47 AM

::welcomes LBG behind DQ::

i think he was hoping you were at the hotel.

may i have a bagel too please?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 12:32 PM

Pale, the use of the term "BROADS" is not acceptable, I do not like your demeanor at all...


Do you understand?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 01:22 PM

i'm sure not.

why is a breakfast sandwich downstairs $3.99???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 01:27 PM

Jeez kitt...everything downstairs is expensive! You need a Mickey D's in your 'hood

Need me to spot you a few bucks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 01:34 PM

::ahem::

TE...did you forget something?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 02:00 PM

::blinks innocently::

Who....me????? ::evil smiley::
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 03:38 PM

yes ma'am...you!

Who did you think?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 04:11 PM

wasn't me...honest....it was PR dressed up like me...that's why there was no question

::evil smiley::

You believe me....don't you??

::trying to look innocent with hopes that my horns aren't showing::
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 04:12 PM

i believe you...sounds like something he would do!


Do you have a bandaid?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 04:15 PM

Not with me, but I know where I can get one.


Why, do you have a paper cut?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 05:50 PM

Due to the lack of response I do believe Ms. Biscuit may have died from severe hemorrhaging.


There’s lots of useless stuff in my desk drawer. Wanna look at my junk?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 05:55 PM

Drawer junk yes.


Got any good ink pens in there?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 05:56 PM

why do people say ink pens? is there another kind? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 05:58 PM

IDK. I think they are.

Is that like people who say ATM machines or PIN number???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 05:59 PM

yes, pig pens.

Do you say lead pencil or just pencil?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 06:00 PM

i say just pencil. and i guess it is like PIN number.

is it a regional thing?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 06:44 PM

Probably not. I'd guess it's they forget it's an acronym.

Do you say tissue or Kleenex?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 06:49 PM

tissue.

q-tip or cotton swab?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 06:53 PM

pinky finger
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 07:05 PM

I've never heard a q-tip called a pinky finger.


Is that new?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 07:07 PM

Nope, that's just our Mr. P.


Should we post this thread's rules again?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 08:23 PM

it seems like the rules need to be posted every time a new page starts.

what do you think?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 08:29 PM

posting rules doesn't help posters who ignore them
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 08:53 PM

Maybe someone just needs to be disciplined

Do you think I'm the right girl for the job?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 08:55 PM

you might need to spank him.

hey weren't you on celebrity rehab with dr drew? how'd that work out for you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 09:12 PM

I don't have any problems. I was just on there for the publicity.

Can I come on your new reality show?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 09:21 PM

Pam's isn't a reality show, so she claims.


Haven't you seen her interviews to promote it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 07/31/08 11:21 PM

No, I haven't. I didn't even realize she was still working.

Do you have convenient locations?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:08 AM

We have several.

Do you think I will remember everything I learned today?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:36 AM

um... Probably not...

Are you my friend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:41 AM

Yes, at least I think I am.

Aren't you excited about eating at Fattoush tonight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:04 AM

If I knew what it was I might be,,,

Do you know who ^ that guy is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:07 AM

nope, but did you know I got my kilt twisted at the Tilted Kilt last night?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:15 AM

I did read that you went there.

What is a twisted kilt?


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:19 AM

you do not want to know, but I must say you would qualify for staff at this eatery
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:20 AM

You didn't ask a question!

Why would I qualify?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:27 AM

Cause you are bouncy (Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:30 AM

Maybe. I don't understand Pale.

Do you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:36 AM

Rarely...

Does that surprise you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:40 AM

No, not really. I kind of expected that answer.

Are you glad tomorrow is Friday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:52 AM

Very glad..

Has this week been as difficult for you asit has been for me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:34 AM

Absolutely!!

Is anyone else relieved its F-R-I-D-A-Y??????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:51 AM

I AM!!!!! I AM!!!!!
(morning tigger! )

are we all going to be bouncy and/or upside down today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:59 AM

Sure.

Why do the non-political threads turn political?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:00 AM

Don't you hate that????? (Q&A)




(mornin' kitty kat!!!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:01 AM

Yes.

I can't stand it sometimes, can you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:02 AM

No.

Why can't the fun threads stay fun?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:35 AM

it's a republican thing....

just kidding!!!!


why can't we go in and turn the political threads fun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:37 AM

Cuz certain poster get all crusty... they shall remain anon.

Ya wanna name some?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:39 AM

okay!

Citizen McCain - is he one?

(they keep changing their names and idk who anyone is anymore!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:41 AM

But leopards cannot change their spots, ya know? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:42 AM

that's true.

let's see.... j-man?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:52 AM

Yep.

Any more?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:06 PM

BF, Yoss, and Bugs?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:24 PM

Yes to all.

Can we all have a walk out at work today at say around noonish?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:30 PM

Yes! For a nooner!

Has anyone seen Jessie Spano?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 12:48 PM

I'm working from home today...

Don't you just wish you were, too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:37 PM

yeah right

it would be a difficult decision, your house or the dentist for impacted wisdom teeth!

what does it mean if you never got wisdom teeth?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:39 PM

It means you've never fully realized your wisdom...

Are you in pain?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:53 PM

yeah, but not my teeth, it alternates between my neck and trunk depending on the poster.........

that women, if she really is one, is sad, isn't she?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 01:56 PM

She does look a little rough around the edges.


Is my lipstick smeared?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:02 PM

why would it be?

who would get that close?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:03 PM

Ray-J? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:11 PM

I'll never tell.


Does this dress make my butt look big...I mean....bigger?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:11 PM

Wowza!!!! YES!!!!!!

But why do you have a dress on?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:14 PM

calm down NO boy!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:14 PM

Dunno...

Is the video camera rolling?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:16 PM

Mine is.

What's a NO boy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 02:57 PM

is that like a dough boy? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:02 PM

Dough....

As in money!?!?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:03 PM

are your boobies real? ^^^^
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:05 PM

Prolly not.

But who cares?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:06 PM

smoke?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:06 PM

Colin, what the he!! is up with the face you are making?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:14 PM

Nothing wrong with this face, baby. Just a stupid photog snapping me at the wrong time.

Would you like a closer look?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 03:33 PM

ooo....C'mere you big Irish Wolfhound! Let's play fight

Wanna see my big gun(s)?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:03 PM

You frighten me!

Can I see your "credentials"?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:04 PM

Do you mean, like, my Intercontinental Title from the WWE?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:09 PM

IDK

Why don't you go back to being moo? :sad:
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:14 PM

I miss kitten, too, don't you? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:15 PM

Yes.


When are you two coming back????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:42 PM

do you really want me to answer that one?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:43 PM

No.


So does anyone know who I am the theme this week?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:44 PM

sure...you can whisper it in my ear.


Isn't it a gorgeous day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:45 PM

kitten and moo will be back soon enough. i saw them take off in a limo.

should i get all gangsta on monday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:46 PM

hotter than witch's mammary gland on the tarmack!


isn't 40 degrees celsius a little too hot?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:46 PM

No!


Remember last time posters played gangsta?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:47 PM

no...i don't recall...


Was it fun?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:48 PM

For me it was. Others got their panties in a wad.

How can you not remembeR?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:49 PM

I don't think I was out of rehab then...

Should we give an encore?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:50 PM

wouldnt the stress kill pale?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 06:55 PM

prolly...


How's my future ex-husband Tommy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:04 PM

he hasn't stopped smiling in a while.

why? you want to borrow him?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:04 PM

heavens yes!!!!


Do i hafta give him back tho?





<---not Fred talking btw
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:09 PM

<<<--- Thought it was more interesting at the thought of it actually being Fred talking
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:14 PM

<----suspected it wasn't fred.

you don't have to give him back. he'll come back all on his own.

now, who can i marry?
::looking around::
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:20 PM

You haven't married Dustin Diamond yet, Pammy...

What do you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:25 PM

EEEWWWWW!!!!


do you think he heard me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:55 PM

I recommend you do not return to the days of old and the gangsta stuff, it would just be very frustrating for you, really......
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 07:59 PM

why don't i see a question, pr?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:01 PM

because, just because
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I recommend you do not return to the days of old and the gangsta stuff, it would just be very frustrating for you, really......


because this is much more appropriate, huh
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:06 PM

more obscure perhaps, don't you think?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:06 PM

sure. yeah. we'll go with obscure.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:07 PM

and another thing - don't be griping out here, get in one of your PMs - that is the only place griping is allowed!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:12 PM

Is this still the question thread???????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:13 PM

no
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:18 PM

watch it, skippy...or i'll smack you with my Gucci bag!

Is it time to go shopping yet???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
and another thing - don't be griping out here, get in one of your PMs - that is the only place griping is allowed!


Said the man who moans and groans about everything!



Is it 5:00 yet??
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:43 PM

18 minutes.

Do you think Pale has figured us out?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:48 PM

Not a chance...man is clueless!!!



This was fun, was it not?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 08:52 PM

goodnight!

this does not meet my thresshold of fun!

it may take me the majority of the weekend, but I will have this all straightened out by Monday morning

then there will be the DQ's handbasket to pay!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:13 PM

::ignores the fact that there's no question:: i give up!


Should we be afraid of the handbasket?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:17 PM

no honey the handbasket is your friend, and it will fit you like a glove and is made by Guggi

will this day every end?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:18 PM

Guggi...

Is that the "street-version" of Gucci?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:22 PM

you should know, being street wise and all....

how about Doobie and Bartles? would you like that bag?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:23 PM

don't really care for their designs...

Aren't they related to Ben and Jerry?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:27 PM

perhaps, ooh that reminds me of an ice cream dessert from a couple of nights ago, it was heavenly, the atmosphere was fabulous, but the company was hard to get to know.....

do you hear the whistle blowing so we can all get in that Friday afternoon rush hour traffic?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:28 PM

it's time...let the weekend begin!!!!!


Turn the lights out when you leave...will ya'?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 09:59 PM

Good night all...have an enjoyable weekend...

And try to behave Pale, will ya?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:12 PM

and stay out of that brutal hill country sun!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:43 PM

I want kitten and TE back!!

When girls, when will you be back????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:48 PM

Probably not until Monday.

But I'm here. Do you find that satisfying?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:48 PM

what do you mean?? i've been here all day.

did you really miss me?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:52 PM

Yes!

Did you know Pammy is not attractive?
Posted By: Sheldon Hendrix

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:53 PM

No...

Who is Pammy???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:53 PM

LF, how could you think I wouldn't find you satisfying? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:53 PM

I always miss you, kitten, when you're not near.



My kabob was rather bland last night, so is it better to not do an online review of it or to review it honestly?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:55 PM

you should review it honestly. this way it will make them do it better next time.

it's been a long week, hasn't it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:57 PM

Yes!

And what's up with three postings going up when I was trying to respond to you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:59 PM

i know, right??

should i get more wine now or wait a mo?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 10:59 PM

Servers is acting "funky"

Don't you think?


More wine, NOW!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:02 PM

Yes. Either that slow server or I was busy lighting my smoke.


Can I buy everyone who's left a drink so we can speed up the rest of the day?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:06 PM

I'm home sippin' wine already, but I'll drink if you're buying.

Is that ok?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:08 PM

colin's buying? im in.

whatcha having tigger?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:09 PM

Sure!

WHERE'S MY DRINK???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:12 PM

I want....sapphire martini, extra dry, extra olives!

How's that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:13 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sapphire.

hold the vermouth on mine, k?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:16 PM

You got it! I don't like a lot of vermouth either - that's why extra dry....


Did you know that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:16 PM

i didn't know that. but i do now!

is the blood rushing to your head from being upside down?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:17 PM

Yeah! Feels good!!

Want to join me?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:18 PM

i would!

is it good for your circulation?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:22 PM

Oh definitely!

Better than actual exercise don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:23 PM

exercise sux azz.

where'd colin go with our cocktails?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:24 PM

I was wondering the same thing.

What's up with saying you'll buy the drinks then running out on the tab?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:26 PM

::digs in purse::

i have $12.

will that cover it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:26 PM

Save your money.

Do you think we can get away with not paying cuz we're so cute?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:27 PM

:batting eyelashes:

Will a cute smile work or do we need to flash a little skin?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:29 PM

Maybe if we swish our tails real seductive like....

What do you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:30 PM

i like that!!! let me try...

::swish:: ::swish::

how's that? too much?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:32 PM

I think it will work...now me

::swiiiish:: ::swiiiish::

Is that good or did I over do it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:33 PM

no over doing. i see some smiles.

::swiiiish:: ::swiiiish::

should we start moving toward the door?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:35 PM

Ever soooo quietly.....

Is it working?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:37 PM

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....
don't make eye contact....

are we close?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:40 PM

Yes, just a little bit more....

Is anyone looking?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:41 PM

nope. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


will you be around later?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:44 PM

Yes I will.

See you then?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:47 PM

you will...

can we cause trouble later too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:50 PM

You know it!

Could it be any other way?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 08/01/08 11:54 PM

It's Colin Feral, he drank them all himself!


Do stores that claim to sell the "coldest beer in town" go to every other store in town and take temperature readings of the other stores' beer?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/02/08 12:24 AM

Well duh!!!!

Who dat?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 07:08 PM

It's me.


Who dat?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:22 PM

Me silly..

What are you doing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:27 PM

Relaxin' on a Sunday before back to work.


And you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:45 PM

Getting ready to do yard work (just came back from seeing Mamma Mia!)


I replaced the fascia on the east side of the house yesterday. Will the pain in my left buttocks ever go away?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:47 PM

Maybe by tomorrow.

Will that be soon enough?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:49 PM

Hope so. It hurt getting in and out of the Suburban to go to the movie!

Why aren't you working in the yard; are you slacking?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:51 PM

No....doing work inside. Laundry and such.

Should I be worried about this storm swirling to the south?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:53 PM

I dunno.

Is the storm a bad one?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:55 PM

Tropical depression as of now.

When should I worry?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:56 PM

When the tv says to...

Why are the tropics depressed?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 08:59 PM

You would think they would be happy being all warm and beachy.


Don't you think the tv lies?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 09:02 PM

TVs don’t lie (the SOBs on TV might…)

Off to do yard work. Finally got my MIL’s accounts set up for online banking with KeyBank. Why was that such a big pain in the butt??? I only want to pay her bills….
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/03/08 09:21 PM

Because of all the security measures and she likes to see you help her out.



How did you like the movie?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:01 AM

It was fun (kinda in a Hairspray kinda way!) I'll pirate, uhm..."back up" a copy when it comes out. Fun movie--didn't want it to end. Went by really quick.


Do you "back up" DVDs?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:03 AM

Can't say that I have.


Is it hard to do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:58 AM

Not with the right "back-up" software.


Isn't Shark Week the best thing ever?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 04:09 AM

lights out!!!

and no more talking!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 10:33 AM

Hey - Who retired and let you decide when everyone goes to bed? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 11:52 AM

yeah!!! you aren't the boss of us!!!!

did you have a nice weekend, LaBG?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:04 PM

I am sure she did.

Wasn't the weather gorgeous yesterday in the NE?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:05 PM

um. no. it pretty much sucked azz all weekend.

did you do anything fun this weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:20 PM

Rented Michael Clayton (yummy George Clooney)

You?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:50 PM

Work, work, work!

Did the color thread go away while I was away?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 12:53 PM

i hope not!!!

do you think DQ just forgot to start it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:02 PM

Probably, she's old.


Do you think Pale was able to figure out the theme from Friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:02 PM

I decided not to, today, I am grumpy.

Would either of you want to pick up where I left off?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:12 PM

let's give it a rest eh?

I haven't recovered from periwinkle yet, and we have this to storm to prepare for..............
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:13 PM

Where;s you question?

And why didn't you answer mine?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:18 PM

my most sincere apologies AG! I only read the old bag's from NJ response to the flea bag from another east coast state.....

I remember nothing of last week, my coping mechanism of suppresion works well eh?

didn't my first statement end with a ? mark, is that not good enough for the cooler?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:20 PM

ag, he'll never figure it out. it's sad really.


do you suppose it hurts to do what your avi is doing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:33 PM

not really...unless i want it to hurt.


Did you have a good weekend?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:34 PM

it was okay. i think i need to get out more.

where does one go to meet new people?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:38 PM

check out meetup.com (see if you have any local groups with topics that interest you)...or...truck stops

Is it REALLY only Monday????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:41 PM

Unfortunately, Yes!


Can we go home yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:43 PM

i hope so!! i need to find some truck stops!!

do you have a vacation coming soon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:45 PM

No, I already went.

Where are you going this year?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:49 PM

The grocery store.

Does anyone else feel a bad moon rising?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:52 PM

no, why, is pale in the room? (Q&A)

Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 01:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Miss Chee
The grocery store.

Does anyone else feel a bad moon rising?


Like the CD? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:12 PM

what does a bad moon feel like?

Is it anything like kitten's guff?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:13 PM

::shows Pale a 'Bad Moon'::
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:14 PM

you've never touched my guff, pale. and you never will.

is anyone else scared by ag's "pale moon"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:17 PM

why is a pale moon bad?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
what does a bad moon feel like?

Is it anything like kitten's guff?


Just when you notice everyone is grumpy and willling to curse at each other. (And AD acts like a child.)

Am I the only one who doesn't give a hoot about the 3G iPhone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:24 PM

I am with you Miss Chee (vious)

I just need a phone that makes calls and has big numbers, does that make me sound old?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:26 PM

ummmmm....well......YES!


But you ARE old...aren'tcha?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:34 PM



I am not! I am in my prime! I act at least 14 years younger than I really am!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:36 PM

so that's what? 986?

where's bb to post the rules again?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:38 PM

Here I am, kitten.

It's quite simple:

Answer a question
Ask a question


Honestly, people. What's so difficult to understand about that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:46 PM

Are you talking me?

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:47 PM

does it matter - you'll answer anyway.

won't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:58 PM

how would you like a multicolored guff? say purple, red, black and blue?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 02:59 PM

see, pale, that was a good use of the Q&A technique.

you and what army???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:08 PM

The Army of Darkness would be my guess.

Is that what you were thinking?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:10 PM

yes, that sounds about right.

where can i buy silver bullets?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:11 PM

i just happen to have some with me....

It's a "Texas thing"....ya' know?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:13 PM

I think I do.

Silver Bullets, and a lasso?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:18 PM

can you throw in a pair of boots, short skirt and sleeveless top?

now we are talking!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:23 PM

And I'm guessing she'd be wearing that outfit while riding a horse? Q&A
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:27 PM

or flying an invisible plane? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:30 PM

Either that or the mechanical bull down at that big'ole bar.

Wasn't it a shame we missed going there while in Dallas?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:33 PM

sure, shootin'


Will you get there next time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:39 PM

I sure hope so!

Have you ever been to Billy Bob's (and yes, I know that's in Ft. Worth but same difference to me)?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:40 PM

never been there...

Should we go?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:52 PM

Yes!! I'm sure we'll have a hard time staying out of trouble.

Can I crash with you if nothing else comes up?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:54 PM

Billy Bob's in Austin is pretty good. Try the turkey sandwich.

Am I the only one who appreciates Pale's curmudgeonality?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:55 PM

absolutely! you're more than welcome to crash with me!


How long can you stay?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:58 PM

Until I run out of money or people willing to pay to get me drunk.

Do you think I'll be staying awhile or should I not bother to unpack?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 03:59 PM

That depends...

Will Ms. B bring you up the I-35 corridor to pick me up on the way to Ft. Worth?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 04:07 PM

we can definitely do a "drive by"!

Will you help me watch for cops on the highway????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:00 PM

I can't guarantee that. On road trips, sometimes I'll catch some shut eye until I drive or we get there so I'm ready to go all night. Wait a second, I'd better not sleep.

You'd probably do something if I fell asleep, wouldn't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:18 PM

ah, have y'all seen Ms. B's mode of transportation?

(hint: it can handle the same number of passengers as a my horse)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:27 PM

Nope.

Is she driving a scooter?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:31 PM

I think it is bigger than a scooter, I know it is faster in light of the encounters with the Rangers

Is this TMI Ms. B?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:52 PM

You shouldn't give away other peoples info.


Don't you know this?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 05:57 PM

Of course he doesn't.

If he knew, would he do it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 06:00 PM

Prolly!

He's a menace to BOL Society, don't you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 06:24 PM

the BOL ladies are a tad bit touchy today methinks, and I am no menace young lady!!!

do you think I should work outside tomorrow with Edouward scheduled to come ashore then?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 06:28 PM

It'll be a nice little breeze.

Why not?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 06:47 PM

i agree...go play outside in the rain, PR!

Will you attend my 2:30 meeting for me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 06:57 PM

no, and I hope they ask you lots of systems type questions!!

and I hope you have to create all kinds of spreadsheets tonight at home so you can't watch BB10!

Was that sufficiently mean to sound like I am a hard butt?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:03 PM

sure....whatever! (BB doesn't even come on tonight) ::rolls eyes::


Who invited you to play in the sandbox with us anyway!!??????

(you wanna play rough huh?)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:03 PM

no one
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:04 PM

it was probably you!!!!!!!!!!!


When will this madness end?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:05 PM

Never.


What's this I hear about you liking rangers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:10 PM

rangers? as in the "law"? not me! they just seem to think i drive a bit fast....pffffttt!

I have a life to live...so I need to get "on with it" as fast as possible...right?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:15 PM

Of course.


Haven't you developed that sixth sense about speed traps yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:18 PM

i had it there for a while...must've lost it.

Cleats dirty yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:31 PM

Yes. Having to slide into base a couple of time did the trick.


Do you think black and blue are good colors?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:44 PM

yes, they are lovely, just not on the back of your thighs and bum from slinding into second......

Anyone else want to share some personal info on other posters?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:54 PM

I will...




kitten has a soft spot in her heart for you PR.





there, i said it kit...it's out on the table now...let's deal with it...
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 07:56 PM



NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP SPREADING SUCH CRUEL AND VISCIOUS RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


why would you do that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:00 PM

We can all read through the lines kitten.


Why don't you come clean?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:01 PM

it's not true. you can't prove anything.

who's your source?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:03 PM

it's written on the "virtual" bathroom wall...so it MUST be true!

Why doth thou protest too much?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:05 PM

The psychic hotline.

Is that still around?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:05 PM

yall are hatin'!!!!

you don't want to mess with a gangsta, do you???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:05 PM

No.


Is there one around?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 08:12 PM

kitt...is "D@mn it feels good to be a gangsta" your theme song for today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/04/08 10:21 PM

It has been all weekend.

kitten you know you have that sweet spot TE was talkin' about, don't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 01:47 AM

all kittens, cows, bears and tiggers do !!!







oops, forgot the question:

so why are some folks on edge today, its tense in here, isn't it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:30 AM

Ya think?! (Q&A) Sheeezsh!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:36 AM

I wasn't on edge. Promised tongue and a butt massage!

Should I have been on edge (or am I already over the edge???)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:40 AM

LF you're so far over the edge I'm surprised your toes are hanging on!

How's the view?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:42 AM

Scary!


Wanna be part of my reality?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:47 AM

Only if it has nothing to do with "actual" reality.

Is that possible?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:50 AM

Welcome to my world.


Won't you come on in?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:54 AM

Ah, the wonderworld of LF's imagination!

Is it always so chaotic in here?!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:56 AM

It can be messed up.

But I'm really normal! I swear! You believe me, don't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 02:58 AM

Uh...Yeah, sure. If you say so.... (jk!)


Why be normal?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:06 AM

Exactly!

Why ask why?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:10 AM

Some things just make you go hmmmmmmmm, like the fact that your avi is an "x".

Why is that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:19 AM

I dunno.

You can't see Bat Boy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:22 AM

Used to be able to.

Maybe my 'puter is censoring?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:25 AM

I think Weekly World News changed their site.

Can you see me now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:28 AM

You're back! You look frightened.

Did something scare you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:29 AM

Compliance!

Gotta go. See you tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:38 AM

Yes.

Don't you know I'm tired too?



Bye!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:51 AM

Good night!

Did you have sweet dreams?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:34 AM

not after you avi came back up -----

Will today be a better day?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:17 AM

I hope so....

Hey, who's the weirdo with the foot fettish in Washington and why are they washing up on the beach?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:38 AM

well, where does LF live? (Q&A)

Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:54 AM

don't want to know where LF lives - I try to keep far away from the entire state of Washington because I know he's 'there'!


How about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:56 AM

i'm about as far as one could get from washington.


but he does make me laugh. doesn't he you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:57 AM

All the time. Him and Peepers.

Is PR in a better mood today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:59 AM

Don't know yet.

Has he checked in yet?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 12:01 PM

i haven't seen him.

might he really not have a job at the end of the week?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 12:11 PM

That's terrible!

Such I sad time for people in the bigger banks and some small ones, too, don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 12:14 PM

i do agree.

he will land on his feet though, don't you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 01:02 PM

I will land on your feet, unless you straighten up!!

so who wants to hire a dirty old man that has a terrible work ethic?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 01:18 PM

Why...you lookin' for a job? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 01:20 PM

i'm not but apparently pr is. though with his attitude, i can't imagine he will have much luck.


why can't people grab hold of the sliver of compassion i have and accept it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 01:21 PM

Hope he's not -

You with Wachovia PR?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:05 PM

wash your mouth out Pooh!

I work for a big New York City bank!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Why...you lookin' for a job? (Q&A)



I don't think I have the skill set you have in mind dear......
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 03:47 PM

you're right...i like a man that plays by the rules....


Is it so hard to remember to ask a question?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:11 PM

Nope. Some people, however, are noncompliant.

Is there a party in your pants but no one’s on the guest list?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:30 PM

by invitation only!


Are you always this..................."unusual"?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:31 PM

absolutely (I ain't so dorky now!)
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:31 PM

Basically, yes.

Has anyone seen my BFF, Bengalsfan yet today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:40 PM

i think he's gathering his "sources" just for you....


Are you excited?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:41 PM

no
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:46 PM

::soooooooooooooo wishes she had the "poof-be-gone" powers of a Mod right about now::


So...how's the weather there?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:47 PM

Humid! Ready to get some rain out of this storm...

What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:48 PM

just down the road from you...and it's about the same here...sky is about to open up i think!


Are you prepared?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:50 PM

Depths of [censored] Hot!!


Why can't I have a fun job like the Mythbusters?!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:50 PM

Heck no...my umbrella -ella -ella is at home!

Is that song stuck your head now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:56 PM

Never heard of it...

Why is TE singing so much today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 04:59 PM

TE is a Blue Bell cow and not a Chick-fill-A cow, the ice cream crowd sings more than the eat-more-chicken crowd

why didn't you know this?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 05:10 PM

i don't have any idea what pr just said.

do you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 05:11 PM

Nope, but I'm thinking it has something to do with his meds.


Well, isn't this shaping up to be a pretty interesting day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 05:18 PM

Quite.


How could my wife lose the dog poop bag container hanging off the dog’s leash and not even notice it was missing?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 05:21 PM

Because she was thinking about you and concentrating sooooo much that she never even noticed.


Don't you know that Blue Bell cows make Blue Bell Ice Cream and Chick Filet cows want you to buy more chik'n?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 06:00 PM

Can you believe peeps have never seen the singing Blue Bell cows?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 06:35 PM

contrary to what you might think...not everybody is from TX...

Have you taken the Blue Bell Creamery tour?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 06:47 PM

Are you talking to me???

i can get to the factory in 30 minutes; forget that the ice cream is free!

Have you toured the Rangers museum, I hear they have a special hall dedicated to speeders?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Are you talking to me???

i can get to the factory in 30 minutes; forget that the ice cream is free!

Have you toured the Rangers museum, I hear they have a special hall dedicated to speedos?


why would a baseball team have a museum for little teeny bathing suits? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:37 PM

oh kitten .....

I think they are called US Marshalls up in your neck of the woods; or maybe in Vermont they are Mounties for all I know....
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oh kitten .....

I think they are called US Marshalls up in your neck of the woods; or maybe in Vermont they are Mounties for all I know....


::Point - PR! ::
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:39 PM

Mounties are fun, and if you get to know them they even let you ride their horses!


Do you think some cities just love to tear down old buildings that could be fixed up real nice?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:41 PM

yes, they do bb.

i don't live in vt, pale.

does anyone really know who they are talking to on here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 07:57 PM

Prolly not really. I think some of us think we know who others are, but we're thinking that the other person is presenting themself in an honest manner.


What do you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:01 PM

people present what they want to be, especially in a forum like this.


do you agree?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:02 PM

agree 100%!

Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:03 PM

but of course!

canapes?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:03 PM

I don't know anymore.
I'm so confused.



Isn't the day almost over?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:04 PM

YES! 24 more minutes.



IS the week almost over?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:05 PM

we're approaching Hump Day as we speak!


You and Sox havin' a lover's spat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:32 PM

I am who I am who I am!!!


thats my story and I am sticking to it!
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
we're approaching Hump Day as we speak!


You and Sox havin' a lover's spat?


No, we are not.


How about we all just ignore Pale from now on since he is not following the rules?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 08:43 PM

sorry, I am drunk with power

anyone want to join me on the lawn, this rain is bee-you-ti-ful?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:07 PM

I'll watch rain, but I don't really want to be standing in it. Too many funky things coming down from the air.

Do you think I should get help with that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:22 PM

If there is help for something like that. If not we can always hold another telethon!


I just walked through the collection department and noticed that several of the women kept their eyes on me to make sure I continued passing through and did not stop. What’s up with that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:25 PM

I can't tell you, because it's a secret I'm keeping with the ladies.



Do you think it's a bad thing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:43 PM

Yeah, I do. They looked at me with fear and loathing.


You didn't tell them about, uhh, you know...that thing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:44 PM



Some things I'll take to my grave. That, LF, is one of them.


Eh, so, um, how 'bout those Mets?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:47 PM

Awesome ( )


What is your monkey beating? It kind of looks like a severed hand.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 10:48 PM

IDK, a hornet's nest or a severed foot?


Can you tell I don't know what I'm talking about?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/05/08 11:07 PM

Not at all...

What was for dinner?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 01:28 AM

Haven't had dinner yet. Gonna be leftovers.

The clue for #33 down of today's crossword puzzle was: "___ ___ You Knocking." The wife put "I Love" for the blanks. I love you knocking? WTH???
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 01:47 AM

Maybe "I hear"

Any letters in the blanks?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 01:33 PM

nope...i'm a few letters shy of the alphabet!


Can you believe it's only Hump Day????? (slowest week ever!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:45 PM

yes, especially after last night!

Shouldn't you people be working?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:46 PM

i'm in search of a "fainting goat"...work can wait!


Do goats really smell that bad?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:47 PM

BOO!!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:51 PM

they smell God-awful, just sayin................


but not that I am ever been close enough to find out either...
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:53 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
BOOB!!!!




Don't you think BH should really stop calling attention to himself?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 02:53 PM

Goats aren't that bad...my FIL has raised goats for years...they're dumb as all he!!...

But that can be said about people that you encounter everyday, right?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:10 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
BOOB!!!!




Don't you think BH should really stop calling attention to himself?



Looks who's talking Eminem avatar.


Have you heard his lyrics? I'm at you!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:13 PM

<-----he's hot isn't he?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:17 PM

last verse of "Kim"

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out b!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
F you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it b, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! B BLEED!
BLEED! B BLEED! BLEED!
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:17 PM

<--------- disappointed in pjs
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:20 PM

<-----didn't know AG cared so much
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:24 PM

can we have a question here please..............?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:45 PM

ppffffttttt....
now do you see how it feels?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:46 PM

Yeah PR - He asked a Question!!!!!!!!!

Aren't you proud of the old dude?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:52 PM

yes...but he has a lot of makin' up to do!


Does he think he's off the hook?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 03:54 PM

No.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 04:01 PM

What?????? You too???????????



Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 04:01 PM

yes
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 04:02 PM

oh no...this ain't gonna be a "tag-team" kinda thing....


Haven't you ever heard of NIMBY!!!!????????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 04:04 PM

I've heard of it, but the UD word of the day thread has ::poofed:: into oblivion so I can't remember the definition.
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:38 PM

I have a friend with pigmy goats. I think they are cute.

Don't you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:42 PM

Except for the eyes


Do you know when your national Do Not Call registration is going to expire?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:44 PM

I thought that was forever.



Did you ever get bitten by a goat?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:45 PM

Nooo....I probably should though!



Should I be concerned with who will call?


dang server
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:48 PM

I have never been bitten by a goat.


Have you ever been bitten by a gerbil?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:51 PM

nope...

Is it something I should explore?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:52 PM

I don't recommend it. (Especially the way you might be thinking!)


Has everyone gone to lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:53 PM

I am back.

What did you have?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:54 PM

nothin' yet.


What should I have?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:56 PM

I dunno, do you have anything in the fridge or do you have to go out? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 05:58 PM

don't have to go out...we have what they "call" a cafeteria here...


::rolls on the floor laughing hysterically::


Do you have a cafeteria there?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:05 PM

We do.

Do you have assorted hot and cold lunches?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:06 PM

yes...hot and cold...(although sometimes the ones that are supposed to be hot are cold and vice versa)

Am I too picky?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:07 PM

sure - at home in my fridge


You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:46 PM

leftovers from On the Border

anyone got a Shiner, I am thirsty?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:47 PM

not with me...but at home i do!


Can you open the bottle with your teeth?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:54 PM

no
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:56 PM

PEEPERS!!!!!!!!!

Do you need to be reminded of the rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 06:58 PM

good luck AE!!!!!!

::refuses to enter this thread again until I can be assured that Peepers and AG will not be here::


Goodbye?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:05 PM

No way. It's the voyeur in you that will keep you coming back.

Who wants to go home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:14 PM

ME, ME, ME.


Are you going to let me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:14 PM

I work from home?

can we go somewhere else?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:14 PM

too much to do at work.




Is summer almost over?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:15 PM

::THRUSTS hand into air, waving frantically::

ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Can we, can we, can we???????????????????????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:18 PM

Yes.

So, am I not the only one having problems with and extremely slow server?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:20 PM

You are correct - you are not the only one having problems!

What type of problems can you have when you're in Monkeying Around Land?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:28 PM

define "Monkeying Around" will ya?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:46 PM

It's my location, Pa. And it means that I'm goofing off instead of doing something productive like "research" on BOL.

((And it took just over 2 minutes for me to view one of my posts. Two minutes!!))


Do you think my boss will buy that?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:56 PM

Depends, mine does when he is too busy to be bothered.


Can I 'monkey around' today also??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:57 PM

you boss ain't buying anything from you!

who would buy anything from a dude from Monkeying Around?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:58 PM

Methinks there are several on this site that would.

Don't you?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 07:59 PM

A little monkey business can be a good thing. It reduces stress.

Don't we all need to reduce some stress?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 08:10 PM

its like crack cocaine!!!

evil peeps like BB withdraw and then the stress is even worse!

you should know that AE!!

shoot, now I have to ask a question..........

what does Pooh mean that there are a number of bosses here that would buy something from BaconButt?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 08:11 PM

Yes, and also to accept the things we cannot change.


Why do some people take it so seriously???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:07 PM

::peeks in::

Is the coast clear?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
::peeks in::

Is the coast clear?


I knew you couldn't stay away you freak!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:09 PM

And here I thought you would never return to this thread again.


Did your curiosity get to you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:11 PM

@ Peepers! Damn!!!!

Excess...there you are!!!!!!! Yes...curiosity got to me.

Where have you been?????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:12 PM

Tied down with work.


Why doesn't my to do list shrink?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:14 PM

I thought shrinkage was a bad thing.

Doesn't a never ending list make for job security?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:15 PM

that's just how "to do" lists are...but that's all we want to shrink!


Hasn't today been a weird day?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:16 PM

Yep.


Is there a full moon?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:17 PM

could be!


Do you howl?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:19 PM

Only on special occasions or if it's a wild night.


What about you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:23 PM

a howl can definitely be brought out of me...


Should I try to keep it quiet though?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:27 PM

No, well maybe if you're out on the town with your boss unless they've got a wild streak.

What do you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:36 PM

I think many of the wilder posters leave for home at this time of the day....

what do you think?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:43 PM

I think you're right.


Why can't I leave?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:45 PM

only guess I can venture is you do not fit the profile of a wild rowdy!

Can you leave in 15 minutes?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:47 PM

I wish. I'm trying to catch up with all the stuff that was dumped on me.


Is 200 unread emails bad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:50 PM

oh yeah, especially if the senders have set the feature which tells them if you delete the email without reading it

Would you feel any better if I told you my time in the cooler has resulted in me having to stay until dark?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 09:55 PM

Not really.


Does Sharper Image still sell that desktop punching bags?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:03 PM

I thought they went bankrupt.

I do have an "easy" button from Staples, will that work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:22 PM

idk...let's try it and see!

Can I keep it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:26 PM

Finders keepers.



Do you ever pop a stick of gum in your mouth before getting in your car because if you get in a bad accident you don’t want an EMT giving you CPR thinking, “This person has nasty breath!”
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:30 PM

never have before...but i will from now on!


Do you remember every detail of your dreams?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:32 PM

Just the one last night (see random thoughts).


Where does that crazy s*%$ come from?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 10:54 PM

From the deep dark places in your mind.


We you watching reruns on TV Land before you went to sleep?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 11:32 PM

Watched Stewart, Colbert and then went to bed to read. Haven't watched "That Girl" since I was a tyke.

Do you think I subconsciously have a "thing" for Marlo Thomas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/06/08 11:59 PM

that would be perverted, wouldn't it?

(and I would have thought Ms. B has an easy button already)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 12:25 AM

I don't think it would be perverted.

Now, thinking about "easy" buttons?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:14 AM

My boss has an "Easy" button, so I suppose it's rather normal.



Do you think the future will be in technocolor?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:17 AM

Technocolor would be good. I saw a drink today called a "meloncello" with watermelon juice and limoncello.

Do you think it will be a hit?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:18 AM

Isn't it already (d s gfsd8i[

i8i8toitikuuik8ol8o7iouyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:20 AM

I suppose I need a question here.


^^^^What the heck was all that?!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:39 AM

My hubby trying to get my attention....

Are you upsrt with that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:41 AM

No, I think it's funny!



Does he do that often?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 10:28 AM

Yeah, he has keyboard Tourettes...

What is going on today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 10:41 AM

Writing Audit reports


And your task should you choose to accept it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 10:53 AM

I still have examiners in house, plus outsourced BSA training for 3 hrs this morning.

Have you ever been to Niagara Falls?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:02 AM

A looooooooong time ago when I was just a "tyke"


Do you think you'll have a good time?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:15 AM

I always do.

Do people think you are funny? (ha-ha funny, not odd funny... )
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:21 AM

I've had people say I'm fun.


Does that count?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:35 AM

Sure, why not? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:37 AM

Lots of people in the cooler are fun and funny.


Don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:39 AM

i think so!

(morning girls!)

what's shaking?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:09 PM

my head...can't believe how many looney-tunes we have around here on BOL!


What kind of trouble should we cause today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:23 PM

make my ladies, cause I am neither fun nor funny!

did that sound uber tough?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:26 PM

Plain & Simple: NO!

Anyone else think Pale doesn't have it in him to be Uber Tough?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:31 PM

no way he can be uber tough...and i couldn't keep a straight face if he tried!


Did you have breakfast this morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:32 PM

coffee and OJ

does that constitute a breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:33 PM

liquid one

shouldn't you add a Shiner also?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:33 PM

not really...but it's more than i eat for breakfast


Why can't we wear shorts to work?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:36 PM

We'd be too comfortable.


What's the topic going to be today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:47 PM

I propose why we should spend more time in the cooler.

And which are more fun: political threads or food ones?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 01:47 PM

the topic....

Do we need a topic?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:00 PM

I need a topical cream, does that count?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:02 PM

i don't think that's what he had in mind....(and TMI!)

Will you keep your distance until you are healed?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:14 PM

ha! if I was any farther away I would have to be yelling!

don't you love Van Morrison's song "Did ya get healed" ?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:41 PM

can't say that I know it.

Do you love Van Morrison's Moon Dance?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:46 PM

yes i do! great song...

What if the moon was really made of cheese?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:52 PM

Possibly.


Who'd bring the crackers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:53 PM

Huh?? I didn't know I was going.

Did you know my friends call me Cracker? (Betcha don't know why)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 02:56 PM

Because you're salty (Q&A)?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 03:03 PM

Cuz you are??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 03:17 PM

cause you crack them up with the belt buckles?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 03:57 PM

yeah BB...inquiring minds want to know!

Why do they call you "cracker"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 03:58 PM

cause you explode like a fire cracker?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:06 PM

maybe he can't get a tan in the Arizona sun?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:11 PM

cause you had a parrot who always wanted/wants one?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:11 PM

cause you eat a lot of them in soup?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:13 PM

'cuz you wear your pants like a plumber?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:13 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Good One Ms.B

cause you're a safe cracker?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:15 PM

Cause your middle name is Club?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:18 PM

Cuz you have cracker crumbs on your shirt (along with bacon grease of course)?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:36 PM

Wow! Y'all made it so interesting. It's actually because there were two Chrises in our group and I didn't want to be called Short Chris and he didn't want to be called Black Chris. So, I suggested Cracker because it's crude and racist and I loved it.

Don't you think the other ideas were much classier?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 04:48 PM

yes, indeed

and are we pansies for not guessing the obvious?

given that you are a person of palor?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 07:53 PM

you lost me on that question.....


Is that the best ya' got?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 07:56 PM

yep
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 07:58 PM

oh for the love of everything in my secret closet......



CAN'T YOU ASK A FREAKIN' QUESTION??????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:00 PM

is this the question thread?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:11 PM

hi pale.

what is your question, peepers?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:13 PM

no questions, just statements!
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:19 PM

No complete sentences! Just sentence fragments! And beginning sentences with a conjunction!
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:21 PM

no questions for you!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:52 PM

GD...not you too!

Please say it ain't so?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 08:59 PM

It's so (sorry).

Do their lack of questions grind your beans?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:09 PM

for some reason...yes it does!!!!

Do I need to seek help?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:10 PM

ABSOLUTELY!!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:14 PM

Don't let it get to you, Ms. Biscuit. The lack of question posting is the third stage of syphilis.


Can't hold a medical condition against them, can you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:15 PM

what's the fourth stage, cotton mouth? (I am kind of thirsty)








oh cr@p, I asked a question
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:17 PM

(i wouldn't hold YOURS against them...much less anything of mine!)


Aren't you about ready to go home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:18 PM

No.

Are you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:20 PM

yes! 10 more minutes!


Can't you just sneak out?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:23 PM

I wish. I'm hidden away in a location farthest away from every door.


Is that a bad sign?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:27 PM

yeah...sounds like they wanna keep an eye on ya'!

Do you think that's really necessary?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:27 PM

I think it's a good sign.

What's your sign?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:32 PM

Libra.


Do you think it matches my personality?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:39 PM

The following traits are widely associated with this sign.

Diplomatic / compromising however possibly manipulative
Cooperative
Fair / balanced / impartial
Idealistic (in relationships)
Charming
Easy-going / sociable
Indecisive / changeable
Peace loving NO
Gullible / influenceable
Elegant / graceful
Refined / artistic / good taste
Pleasure oriented This could be fun.
Gentle
Sensitive to others NO
Kind NO
Cheerful
Romantic
Flirty / frivolous - however loyal in marriage

What do you think?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:41 PM

I think it does. Flirty, I wouldn't have guessed.


Would you?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:45 PM

Sure, I can see you as a bit flirty.

The question is are you any good at it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:47 PM

You got game ?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 09:55 PM




Why do you ask?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 10:32 PM

'Cuz she's looking for a little side action.

Ever yank out a nose hair with a pair of tweezers?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 10:54 PM

Can't say that I have...

Is that a guy thing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:03 PM

no we guy do not use tweezers!

we are much more cave manesh?

aren't tweezers a female thing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:22 PM

Tweezers know no sex.


Wouldn’t that kinda make them eunuchs in the beauty tool world?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:25 PM

What are eunuchs (Q&A) ?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/07/08 11:35 PM

Men with "parts" removed.

You really didn't know this?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:23 AM

Really I didn't.

Can you calm me down?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:34 AM

Here, drink this. It'll calm anyone down.


Did you ever watch the Gilmore Girls?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:44 AM

i did indeed.


wasn't lauren graham under utilized on there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:52 AM

I only saw it a couple of times so IDK.


Where did everyone go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:04 AM

have all seasons on DVD

why are you a cheap steak?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:06 AM

hi pale.

whatcha doin?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:08 AM

Apparently fixin' to explain the Flank steak is underated.

Shouldn't he know this?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:09 AM

he's old.

do you like flank steak?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:10 AM

Yes'm. It can be delish!

Don't you like it?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:11 AM

i like it very much.

have you tried monk fish?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:13 AM

I don't think so which is surprising because I try everything.


Is it good?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:13 AM

idk. i'm told it is.

wanna try it this weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:16 AM

If I knew where to get it I would.

Do you want to try it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:17 AM

you two are weird!

so why did the rowdies switch themes, couldn't you find an appropriate bodily fluid?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:18 AM

Prob not...

Who are you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:20 AM

Not a rowdy.

Why does PR think I'm weird?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:24 AM

for liking flank?!?!?!?!

it is a poor cut of meat, no?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:26 AM

No

Are you crazy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:27 AM

He most certainly is!

Who do you think could have made him that way?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:32 AM

The "rowdies" who ever that is.

Do you know them?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:33 AM

Not personally, but I've seen them lurking.


Do you know them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:43 AM

more than your average bear should be subjected to such treatment!

do you think the notify button will be utilized tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:52 AM

I really couldn't say....


How should I spend my long weekend?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:59 AM

Away from work..
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:59 AM

grilling, shopping, yardwork

the usual August stuff...........

Is any of this in the mix?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:01 AM

away from work, grilling, shopping at least those three.

Should I find more to do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:05 AM

stay out of the heat

read

call family

text a friend
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:09 AM

I'll work on it.

How does that sound?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 10:50 AM

sounds good to me.

hungry?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 10:55 AM

starving!


What's for breakfast? (I like eggs, french toast, blueberry pancakes, bacon, sausage......)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:01 AM

all of that, plus steak!!!

can you put the coffee on while i start the eggs?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:08 AM

Sure, I like my dark roast - kinda strong.


Is that ok?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:34 AM

stronger the better!!

how do you like your eggs?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:38 AM

Lessee, omelet, scrambled, fried, poached - your choice.



How do you take your coffee?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:44 AM

cream only please.

eggs, bacon, toast, bacon, french toast, bacon, right here for you.

salt?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:49 AM

Sure!

What is the theme today for the rowdies?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:50 AM

Who are these rowdies that you speak of???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:54 AM

idk. there has been alot ot talk about "rowdies" lately.

why won't anyone tell us who/what they are??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:12 PM

I would venture to say that the rowdies would make "X" barf today, no??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:15 PM

I think the rowdies have adverse reactions for many people on many days
.............just sayin'


Why are you rowdy-ettes making me so hungry so early in the morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:29 PM

Because they are evil, and we are hungry.

Right?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:35 PM

True, Indeed - They ARE Evil and we ARE very, Very Hungry!


How about some nice, warm, French Toast Maria?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:37 PM

Yum-o, thanks, Pooh.

May I have some sausage with that, too? (Please)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:47 PM

what's a rowdy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:48 PM

HI kitten, how are you today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:53 PM

Hi, DQ.
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 12:58 PM

What's a Rowdy?????
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:05 PM

Rowdy Yates - Character on 50/60's TV Show called Rawhide; played by (I believe) Clu Gulager.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:09 PM

there will be no rowdiness in the Cooler...

Isn't that the rule?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:14 PM

I ♥ Rawhide reruns!
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:25 PM

Rowdy Yates was played by the one...the only...Clint Eastwood. Feelin' lucky, punk?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:54 PM

don't make me get all "eastern block" on ya'!


Don't we need some carbs around here?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 01:59 PM

no, just protien
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:00 PM

It looks like an Atkins diet in here, doesn't it???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:00 PM

::whacks Peepers on the head with der weinerschnitzel::


How much can you take?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 02:56 PM

More than it looks like I can take. I'm a big boy with a bigger appetite.


Did you know there's no Wienerschnitzel near my house and that I'd have to drive almost half an hour to get to one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:00 PM

we have them all over around here...but i've never eaten at one...


Are they good?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:04 PM

I can't recall ever eating there.


Do you think sometimes it's better not to know what you're eating?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:06 PM

From what I remember. I'm not one to drive too far for food.


Isn't it time you gave tofu a try?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:07 PM

i've had tofu...might as well eat styrofoam


Are you always this "bland"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:21 PM

If by "bland" you mean I'm a humane, economical and environmentally-conscious option to eating flesh, then yes. I'm "bland."


Do you think Pam-el-a would like me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:24 PM

yeah...she'd "do ya'"...for sure!


Do you smother youself in condiments?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:27 PM

Honestly, mayo is my fave condiment and works well with anything from burgers to fries.

Do you find that odd?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:30 PM

not as odd as having a discussion with a soy-substance disguised as a meat-patty

Have you ever had sausage?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:39 PM

I ♥ sausage!

Did you think I didn't?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 03:50 PM

i knew you ♥'d sausage...

Did you know we have something in common?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:06 PM

do you prefer the links or the patties? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:09 PM

Links. I think they have more flavor.

And you, what do you prefer?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:13 PM

i like the links too. the patties just seem wrong somehow.

do you like hot dogs?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:14 PM

Sometimes.

Do you like flank steak?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:15 PM

what the [censored] is flank steak?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:15 PM

i do.

grilled or broiled?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:19 PM

look at the picture ^^^^^^^^^

(pftt, I thought you were a carnivore. wuss.)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 05:21 PM

it looks like a steak with tread marks!

and don't question my carnivorous tendencies!

I think for dinner I'll fry a two pound package of hamburger and eat it right from the pan
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 06:32 PM

of course you would...


Do you have a Pluckers near you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 07:19 PM

Never hear of it.

Is that a restaurant?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 07:21 PM

yes it is...mainly a "wings" menu but they have other stuff too

Do you like wings?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 07:25 PM

♥ wings. but never heard of pluckers.

why don't we have anything good up here???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 07:42 PM

dunno....

maybe you need to move down here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 07:55 PM

I was thinking the same thing.

Honestly, have you ever eaten that hamburger in a tube and not gotten sick? I went to a grill out and the host was actually making patties out of the junk. I tried to eat it but knew if I finished more than half that burger I was going to be in the bathroom all night long. Who serves that junk??
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 08:03 PM

Is that tube stuff not regular beef?? (Q&A)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 08:06 PM

Why does Veggie Burgers avatar look like a pile of dog poo?

You just can't trust fake meat.

(there, I asked a question, are you happy now Tender Roin?)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 08:19 PM

It does kinda look like something I've stepped in!


Speaking of poop, why is the dog intrigued when you’re brushing your teeth and he really wants that toothbrush, but if you try to brush his teeth he wants nothing to do with it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 08:48 PM

Because it see you doing it.


Would you ever wear plaid pants like some golf pros do?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 08:54 PM

Sure...Plaid can be cute, if you have the right accessories.

Do you wear pink?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:06 PM

Yes, I love it.

Is that okay?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:10 PM

Pink is not a color in my wardrobe.


Don't you think plaid is a different story on guys though?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:17 PM

Men can were plaid, if it is quiet and sophisticated. Most plaids I will admit do not work on anyone!

Do you watch golf on TV?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:20 PM

Not really, but after seeing some of the talent on the LPGA, I might need to plus they aren't bad at golf either.


What about you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:21 PM

No, it bores me...

Did you watch any preseason football?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:22 PM

I like Tiger Wood's swing The rest of the game I could do without. I don't watch much TV.

Do you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:25 PM

Preseason football: a little. Depends on what else is on.

TV: I do some, but it kind of depends on the season.


What's your favorite sport to watch?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:33 PM

I would have to say Football and Baseball would come in second.

Do you participate in any pools or fantasy leagues?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:34 PM

Hockey. All that aggression being released on the ice.


What's your favorite needle point?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:41 PM

Of course, fantasy football champ here. I'm going to try to defend my title this year, but I'm guessing I'm not going to get both LT and Peterson again.

What about you?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 09:50 PM

No fantasy leagues, well not real ones, I did one once where you just draft your team with a salary cap (baseball). It was fun but didn't need the daily attention that a full out fantasy league does. For Football I make my predictions every week. I usually finish in the top 5. (Yes there are more than 5 people!)


What magazines do you currently subscribe to?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 10:12 PM

Blue Boi.

You?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 10:44 PM

None currently.


Did all the meat go home?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:21 PM

Looks that way, but there's plenty meat here for the next 10 minutes.

I just received flowers (and they're from another woman!) Half of the carnations are sprayed black and there's a black dragonfly on top of one. I think it's a peace offering, but not so sure becasue the color is throwing me. Should I be concerned?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:25 PM

Not at all...sounds like she's in luuuuuurrvvv.



Do you have any customers that are seriously mental, like in a I-need-to-look-behind-me-in-the-garage-to-make-sure-Jeanette-isn't-following-me way?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:30 PM

A few crazies. There was one named Roy when I started here. He eventually hit the road and would send us crazy stuff. And there was the hooker (but she wasn’t crazy; just deposited lots of moist, low denomination bills. May have been a dancer…)

Will this be a good weekend?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 08/08/08 11:33 PM

@ 'Lil Freak! When I was a teller, we had a customer that was a male "dancer" and it was like Russian Roulette to see whose window he would go to.

Oh, yep! This should be a good weekend.


Why do your feet smell and your nose run?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/09/08 02:04 AM

Cause your legs can't..

Was that a serious question?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/09/08 02:08 AM

It couldn't possibly have been.


How are you Detroit fan?!





(I remember Charlie Buck!)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/09/08 03:14 AM

Very easily (my father and his father before him and etc. etc. )

How can you not be?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/09/08 03:30 AM

Because I'm a fan of love!

Have you seen the new Harry Potter trailer??? It's bang out awesome in what it promises:
http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/harrypotterandthehalf-bloodprince/
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/09/08 01:37 PM

can you explain "bang out awesome"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/10/08 01:25 AM

Um no I am sorry I can not.....

Can you????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 12:49 PM

I would take it as being a good thing.


Wouldn't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 12:58 PM

a good thing...yes!


Donde esta el bano?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:21 PM

too much tequila eh?

Do you like watching live coverage of the Oli's at 1 in the morning?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:26 PM

Sure.


Does anyone else think that the French shouldn't trash talk?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:31 PM

no they shouldn't ...

...but what do you expect from the French?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:35 PM

they have been wimps since Nappy lost at Waterloo!


Did you ever find the loo?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:40 PM

found it...thanks!

Do you have a couch in your restroom at work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:45 PM

no silly, i am a guy!

only cowgirls get couches in the bathroom, which has always been a mystery to me!

do you need to sit and rest before or after doing your business?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:48 PM

no...


and how do you know there are couches in the women's restrooms?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 01:55 PM

haven't you ever heard the word "pervert"? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:04 PM

Yep.

Ya think PR is one???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:07 PM

i think he has shown himself to be one, yes.

is he going to get "compliance is my life" when he makes 20k posts?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:13 PM

Nope, because I got it at 10K.

Ya think that annoys him???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:13 PM

I sure hope so!!


What else can we do to annoy him?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:14 PM

i do!

do you think it would be fun if he got "demoted" back to "member" at 20k?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:56 PM

you peeps, especially those nearer the Atlantic Ocean, are just plain evil!!!!

what, me worry about not getting a silly distinction I was eligible for some 10,000 posts ago.....

what do you think I am, vain?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 02:57 PM

Are you really asking them this question? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:05 PM

yes he his...

but does he REALLY want to know the answer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:05 PM

hmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have east coast ties don't you?

grrrrrrrrrrr...........
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:06 PM

I'm bettin' not....

He shouldn't ask then, should he?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:07 PM

We are just lucky that he remembered to ask anything at all...given his age and all

Did you miss me Friday?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:07 PM

Of course I do!

Don't you know I used to live there and they have a soft place in my heart?


I missed you Moo!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:13 PM

some of you have soft places in more than just your hearts, just sayin'........


why do east coasters have such an edge on them?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:14 PM

Because they are smart strong successful women!


Right, ladies?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:15 PM

we don't.

where did the kind pale go? (i miss him.)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:16 PM

He's lurking.

Isn't he always?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:17 PM

Maybe Pale needs fuzz therapy...

Do you think it would help?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:18 PM

the old, crotchety pale is lurking. the kind, friendly pale is MIA.

doesn't tigger just make you smile?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:18 PM

it might help...or maybe he needs to join one of those "cuddle groups"

Isn't that just weird?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:24 PM

I thought you created "cuddle groups".


Did I get that wrong?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:31 PM

I don't need no stinkin' cuddling!

I think you are all a bunch of George Baileys, don't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:32 PM

who's george bailey? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:34 PM

He thinks we're all Indy racecar drivers.


I wonder why?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:40 PM

more evidence of being soft in the "heart"

really, you two don't know George Bailey?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:41 PM

i really don't.

should i?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:42 PM

He's being a pain and I was messing with him.


Talk about being "soft"?


(So are we wonderful selfless peoples or suicidal?)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 03:59 PM

I am going with wonderfully selfless, I don't like the alternative....

Y'all going to get some rain this week?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:27 PM

supposed to get some tonight and maybe tomorrow...


Will I even recognize it when I see it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:30 PM

you do need to be outside, so you will have to curtain your "indoor" activities!

do you think you will melt if you get rained on?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:36 PM

no way...i love to play in the rain...


Don't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:38 PM

Sure, but it's thunderininin and lightnininin out there!

Isn't that bad to play in?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:39 PM

Not really. The other night I was running from the carport to the back door and was drenched in under a minute. Crazy monsoons!


Don't you just love revolving doors?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:40 PM

I was just out there last week, arms raised to the heavens!

do you know the words to "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head"?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:42 PM

But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red...cryin's not for me....


How's that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:50 PM

bee-you-ti-ful!

Isn't it lunchtime?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:53 PM

Almost.


What's for lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:58 PM

I don't know but it is about time to figure it out!

Have you worked any today?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 04:59 PM

not really.

where were you Friday?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:00 PM

Nope! Took the day off! But it's raining


Isn't that terrible?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:01 PM

no way, go outside and get wet!

you won't melt will you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:03 PM

No. I most definitely won't.

Should I take myself out to lunch?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:04 PM

yes, you deserve it.

whatcha doing on your day off?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:05 PM

yes, but how far do you have to go?

(gas is so expensive when you live in the sticks)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:08 PM

Oh we have plenty of restaurants.

Do you like, chinese, mexican, italian, BK, McD's, Popeyes, cajun...????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:08 PM

Just keep heading south and you'll hit the Mexican border.

What's for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:09 PM

chicken soup

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:12 PM

breakfast burrito and tatter tots!

does BB know that if I head south I will drown in the Gulf?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:16 PM

Yes, and what is a tatter tot??? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:20 PM

a homeless orphan? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:20 PM

goodnight!

just cause it ain't I-Talian!

a tot is Sonic's answer to french fries!

are there no Sonic's near the Atlantic?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:21 PM

Not by me...

Do you like Roy Rogers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:23 PM

Is that a restaurant?



Do you think it'll rain this week?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:26 PM

Yes, I washed my pickup.


Have you ever noticed it always rains right after you wash you vehicle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 05:37 PM

It rains or birds poop on it.

Someone left a squishy, over-ripe, blackened banana on my desk while I was out of the office. Who's the guilty party?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:08 PM



You don't like squishy nanners?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:11 PM

No, but for some reason we have a bunch in the freezer.


Anyone else have a Fresh & Easy near them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:27 PM

Nope

do you have a hot and now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:30 PM

no....

but what about an In and Out?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:32 PM

Or a Stop 'n' Shop?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:35 PM

nope

do you have a drive thru beer barn?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:37 PM

Yep...a couple actually...

Is your county dry?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:40 PM

Not completely...we call it moist. Alcohol/beer sold in rest. that seat 100 or more.


How many counties are still dry?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 06:51 PM

Too many.

Don't you think dry counties actually increase the risk of driving drunk, because people have that much further to travel and get a drink?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:05 PM

yes. it's a bad idea.

is it time to go home?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:12 PM

i wish!

why am i so sleepy??????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:15 PM

curtail the evening activities eh?

who do young peeps think they can burn the candle at both ends?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:15 PM

Because they can.


Can you still burn the candle at both ends?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:17 PM

nope...he has no more wick left!


How many pillows do you sleep with?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:18 PM

two.

you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:29 PM

One.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:30 PM

Just wondering if you would share...

Would you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:37 PM

For you, yes. But for **, no way!


Can you believe I actually went to a pool party this weekend that had a keg, and by the end of the night people were getting thrown into the pool?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:40 PM

I thought it was a rule that people get thrown into the pool at pool parties.


Did that change?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:48 PM

not in Texas........

and don't you think that crack from Ms. B deserves a serious response?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:50 PM

what's this about Ms. B's crack?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 07:50 PM

I haven't been paying attention.


Which crack are we talking about?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:17 PM

A big one, I'm sure.

How many guys do you suppose I can go out with before two of them have the same name?
Posted By: sadie23

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:33 PM

I'm thinking about 10!

Do you have OCD?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:34 PM

a lot, unless they all have the generic John title......

Is that beer with a lime flavor added taste any good?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:38 PM

I don't think so. It has kind of a sweet taste and I don't like sweet beer.

Do you like lager?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:41 PM

nope, too dark and strong for this young guy's taste

does OCD have anything to do with Orange County? (maybe they are dry too)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:45 PM

In my house it means Obsessive Compulsive Dog - how my JRT gets when she has her mind set on something.

Ever had a dog that watched TV?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:52 PM

nope, our dogs would lose interest real quick when they couldn't get a whiff of anything coming from the set....

are your babies sight or scent doggies?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:54 PM

I don't have babies. Although a box of Sugar Babies would be nice right now.



Would it be wrong to start a "who can have the most posts deleted in a day" contest?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 08:55 PM

The JRT is definitely sight. The mutt is definitely sound and scent - he doesn't watch TV.


Does that mean something?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 09:04 PM

guess it means the TV doesn't smell, which is a good thing!

and its a big affirmative peeps on your question!

Does Phelps go for number 3 tonight?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 10:20 PM

Let's hope so!

The man can swim, can't he?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 10:37 PM

It would appear so.

Is it wrong to want a tranny friend so you can say, "Jetta, my tranny friend..."?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 11:01 PM

Heck no, I'd change for you!

Where do you think they get the spare parts?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 11:10 PM

They work with existing parts or implants.

So, what would your tranny name be?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 11:30 PM

T-dogg..

And yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/11/08 11:32 PM

Celia Ginger Onofryton, so I wouldn't have to change my initials.

Isn't it funny that I'd change my gender but not my 'nitials?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 03:30 AM

Not at all. I'd be Leticia.

Wanna meat me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:23 AM

Um, sure. But I'm practicing to be a vegetarian.


Will that be a problem?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 10:14 AM

no way, being a vegan would fit your libertarian lifestyle...

so what bathroom do you visit until fully assimilated?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 10:56 AM

The unlabeled one.


Do you see a pattern for changed avi's today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 11:42 AM

avi's are changing today? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 12:07 PM

have you had your coffee yet Karen?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:15 PM

yes.

why? were you going to buy me one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:16 PM

i think he was....


...but do you trust him?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:17 PM

not at all
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:22 PM

It's free, just don't think about what may be in it.


Does he use chewing tabacco?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:23 PM

probably!


Shouldn't we stick to clear liquids?



( @ Peepers )
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:30 PM

I prefer unopend cans.


Don't you think that is better?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:31 PM

No...clear liquids are for when you are ill...

Or were you referring to the fun clear liquids?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 01:37 PM

unopened cans would be a safe idea...

fun clear liquids...of course!


Is there a doctor in the house?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
unopened cans would be a safe idea...

fun clear liquids...of course!


Is there a doctor in the house?


No, but there are time I pretend to be one.


What did you do?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:19 PM

well doc...i'm not sure...but it feels funny riiiighhhhtttt here.


What's the prognosis?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:21 PM

Hmmm. Take six of these and call me later. (hands tequila shots to Ms. B)


Do you think that will help?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:23 PM

can't hurt!


Did you get your medical degree online?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:25 PM

Yep. It's an alternative healing degree.


Does tequila count as herbal?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:41 PM

agave is an herb...(sort of)


Any new softball stories?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 02:56 PM

Nah.

Do you think Pale really needs a bran muffin?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 03:01 PM

yeah...but not near as much as some others around here!


Maybe Nutra-Loaf would be a better solution?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 03:04 PM

::slides a fleet enema on the table::


who should use this first?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:07 PM

I have a few people in mind...

Do you have more?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:08 PM

::slides a case of enemas over::

will this be enough?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:31 PM

I hope so...

Do you like lobster rolls?
(I had one for lunch and it was yummy!)
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:36 PM

I am happy to see the socialization of sushi in society.

But...how do you go from enemas to lobster rolls DQ?!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:37 PM

good question miss chee!!!!

i ♥ lobster rolls.

what's your favorite sushi?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:39 PM

I was trying to change the subject, Misschee_vious.

(PS, the lobster is cooked...)

What are you doing after work today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:45 PM

seeing how one rolls a lobster tail.....

is that in a bread or what?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:50 PM

(lobster salad and lettuce in a hot dog roll, yummmmmmyyy!)

Have you never had one?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 04:51 PM

No, but I'd love to try one.

Isn't that a big New England thing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:00 PM

me neither but it is making me salivate!!!

can you overnight them?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:04 PM

So long as she sends some my way, I'm all for it!



Do you hear what I hear?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:21 PM

Nope, I am hearing someone playing a "youtube" video in the next office.

Should I go slam them with a policy vio?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:43 PM

No, lady. Lighten up!


Do you like dining at tapas restaurants?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:49 PM

Yes.

Do you like Brazilian BBQs?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Nope, I am hearing someone playing a "youtube" video in the next office.

Should I go slam them with a policy vio?


No.

Because, I think it's me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:17 PM

no...you're the one they're watching on youtube, AG!

Why does IT have to be so uptight?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:18 PM

Have you ever met IT? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:22 PM

no...but i'm workin' on "IT"!


(you know you're laffn'!)


Where did my shoe go?????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:23 PM

Yes, I married IT.

I am not IT, but somehow, I ended up monitoring IT policy vios, why me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:26 PM

If not you, who else????? Q&A
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:34 PM

:raises hand:

Does that mean I have uninhibited surfing abilities?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:35 PM

I don't know.

Can you hang ten?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:38 PM

With a clothes line and a clip, yes. But if you're talking on the water, no.


Why are you asking me these things?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:40 PM

How about the IT dept? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:40 PM

Because you were talking about surfing.


Did you forget what your question was?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:42 PM

no...

but weren't you telling me that crow tastes just like rooster?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:45 PM

Better rooster than ----? No? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 06:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
no...

but weren't you telling me that crow tastes just like rooster?


Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:22 PM

You're so cute when you're angry.


Does that have anything to do with eating Russell Crowe?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:30 PM

Did you ever see an elephant fly?)
(Well, I seen a horsefly)
(And I seen a dragonfly)
(Yeah, I seen a housefly)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Yeah, I seen all that too...

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:32 PM

Is that when you'll remember to ask your questions?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:40 PM

hey, what's it to you!?!?!?!

(I forgot this was the question thread)

all this talk about crows brought that song to mind......
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:54 PM

Ok...the question is there...in the wrong order...but it's there...


Judges??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 07:58 PM

We will need a ruling on whether one word questions meet the standards and parameters of the question thread!!!

Even if this word does, i don't understand the question
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:01 PM

i was gonna give it to him...until his last post!


Isn't there something you want to ask?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:02 PM

yes, but I won't
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
i was gonna give it to him...until his last post!


Isn't there something you want to ask?


Yeah what were you going to 'give to him?' (A)


I'm thinking some sort of musical instrument? (Q)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:05 PM

Or maybe something a European power tool? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:05 PM



nah...i'm not very "musically inclined"....

but i hear you're quite talented...aren't you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:06 PM

I have no talent.

Maybe it was a salad he wants?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:08 PM

Do you typically toss the dressing on your salad first?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:24 PM

Yes,


What's that dressing that's a rusty color???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:26 PM

balsamic vinegarette....

Or were you thinking of something else?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:26 PM

French?

Did you know if you reduce your balsamic vinegar by half, it makes a perfect dressing for greens (with a nice splash of olive oil, of course)?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:29 PM

no.

99 red balloons?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:37 PM

that's even worse than Peepers!

When does school start back in session in your area?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:40 PM

already did last week. thank goodness


Do you live on a cul-de-sac?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:43 PM

already started!? wow...early

no...i don't live in a cul-de-sac

Why...do you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:54 PM

Nope...I live on a Farm to Market road...

Do those exist anywhere else besides Texas?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 08:59 PM

It's not familiar here.


Don't you think it sounds like your being shipped to market?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:12 PM

There are also Ranch to Market roads...

They sound like the upscale Farm to Market roads...like they have better pavement...

Do you think it's because we ran out of street names?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:17 PM

Most likely.


Are some foods better the day after they're made?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:18 PM

absolutely!


What are you making tonight?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:18 PM

Burger King!!!

(and a side of corn)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:18 PM

Corndogs

What about you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:21 PM

I bought mushroom ravioli yesterday and will make alfredo sauce tonight, then probably a salad.

When you coming over?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:24 PM

Gotta run to my daughter's school to get her schedule and locker assignment...

7:00 ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:26 PM

cows better be able to fly; there is only a one hour time difference..............
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:28 PM

Tisk, tisk. Pa, I'm starting to really worry about you.

Answer a question.
Ask a question.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Does that sound familiar?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:28 PM

Cows can miraculous things

Didn't you know that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:45 PM

Oops on the question BB

but did you notice there is no action verb in TE's first sentence. Doesn't that negate her question, just askin'....?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 09:46 PM

stop with the questions old man, it's more fun messing with BB and Biscuit
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 10:20 PM

^^^^^
You're a massive punk, Mr P.

And, Pa: If this was grammar thread, TE's question would be scrutinized. Does that sound fair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 10:27 PM

seems eminently fair BB

whenever I see your posts, the refrain "here comes the judge, here comes the judge" comes to mind............

does that offend you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/12/08 10:38 PM

Not at all, Pa. I think it's rathre funny.

Did you know I was at Target this weekend and saw a collection of John Wayne DVDs and thought, "That's just like my Pa!"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:41 AM

No I didn't..

How would I have known?
Posted By: Hrothgar Geiger

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:45 AM

Is Social SM neater than Professional SM?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:49 AM

HUH??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:12 AM

IDK, because I thought I saw you in the grocery aisels there.

Is your Myspace is like a club without the alcohol?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 10:49 AM

No, not at all.

It's morning and the start to a new day.

Will it be a pleasant one?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 10:56 AM

Why not? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 10:58 AM

Just want a pleasant, non-stressful day all around. Haven't had one in awhile.


Is that bad?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 10:59 AM

NO, that is a good thing.

Do you have examiners in-house today? (I do )
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 10:59 AM

No, do not speaketh that word!

Are they leaving soon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 11:00 AM

1 more week after this.

Isn't 7 weeks too long for an examiner visit?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 11:02 AM

Gosh! I would say yes but..


Is your bank large?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 11:05 AM

$2 B

Do you still think that it is too long a time?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 11:09 AM

IDK.


Are you worried? (I'm sure everything is fine!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 11:11 AM

No, I am feeling harangued and harrassed...

Should I slit their tires?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 12:02 PM

don't do that, unless they have already turned in their findings.


can you wait that long?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:45 PM

Have you tried punching them in the throat? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:54 PM

Compliance exit is tomorrow.

Should I brag that there were no findings???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 01:57 PM

This is not the brag thread DQ!


Were there any cute examiners?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:06 PM

yeah...an examination is much more fun if they're cute!


Do you have a fetish?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:17 PM

not me, but some regard the cooler with extravagant reverance

Are we back to the summer pattern of 100 degrees every day?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:18 PM

not yet.

why did the whole "gold" thread get trashed???????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:19 PM

Um it didn't.

What Cooler are you hangin' out in?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:19 PM

it didn't...just a few posts were deleted ::shrugs::

Should I behave?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:19 PM

never mind. i lost it in the crowd.


what's the good word?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:20 PM

Destinesia.


Do you have a better one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:21 PM

IDK

what's the bad word?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:21 PM

NIMBY.

Should I come up with a badder one?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:36 PM

No, we don't want you to be banned.


Did you get that email from upper management and roll your eyes like me? (Of course, we've learned not to respond to such drivel)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:37 PM

all the time.

do you know the muffin man?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:38 PM

why yes i do!


Do you like blueberries?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:39 PM

♥ them.

do you like them on belgian waffles?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:42 PM

No. Can't eat them raw.

Is that weird?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 02:57 PM

Yes, but coming from you that's not a bad thing.

Do you like most veggies raw?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:11 PM

You bet!

I like lots of things raw. How about you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:11 PM

yes, nothing worse than veggies overcooked and like mush (unless you have no teeth, and then that is a good thing)

do you peel your raw carrots?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:13 PM

Regular carrots - yes; mini/baby carrots - no.


Do you de-string your celery?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:21 PM

yea.

Do you like okra?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:22 PM

I hate her show and her book club
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:23 PM

No.

Is she the new girl in loan operations?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:31 PM

Maybe.

Is she hot?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:33 PM

she seems a lil' slimy to me....


Are you going to introduce yourself?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:37 PM

That depends, is it slimy in a good way?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:41 PM

i think you'd think it was in a "good way"...knowing how you are and all.....


Why aren't they playing beach volleyball at the beach?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:48 PM

cause the stands would be in the water at high tide!

why isn't the horse real in gymnastics?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:49 PM

Because a real horse would get bored.

Why did you think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:51 PM

Cause I had nothing better to do.


When does track & field start?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 03:57 PM

this is not ask Jeeves!

can you please go to CNN and click on schedule?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:02 PM

WOW!

Does anyone else think that PR needs a bran muffin again?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:03 PM

SO not gonna go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!


have you had lunch?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:04 PM



well, not really

didn't we gag on bran muffins yesterday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:04 PM

No...but I am hungry...

Are you ready for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:06 PM

yep....let's go


Whaddaya' feel like?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:10 PM

a very old man....

but what does that have to do with lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:14 PM

Goodness

I think that's a different menu

How about chinese instead?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:19 PM

I just had some homemade chicken salad.

Do you want some?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:39 PM

Pass. It's only 9:38 here.

Want some vodka???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:43 PM

pass...i'm already drunk on tequila


Did you take my lime?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:47 PM

no one has your rime
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:51 PM





How many hours of sleep do you typically get at night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 04:57 PM

Need at least 9 or I'm weird the next day.

You???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:13 PM

gotta have my 8!

So you rarely get your 9...right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:14 PM

Not if there's "leg action."

Okay, now the wife’s flight isn’t supposed to land until 10:19. From 9:56 to 10:19. Did they hit a freakin’ speed bump over California or what?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:16 PM

maybe the pilot decided to take the "scenic route"...

How long will the wifey be gone?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Is your Myspace is like a club without the alcohol?


No. Have you ever been to fubar.com?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
gotta have my 8!

So you rarely get your 9...right?


About 6 does me well...

So how many for you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:40 PM

how many ya' got for me?


with or without covers?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:41 PM

Always with at least a sheet.

pjs or none?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:41 PM

none



with covers, you don't want anything landing on ya do you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:42 PM

you sleep with pjs???? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:43 PM

he's a weirdo at best.




Do you really think Caylee is alive and kidnapped?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:44 PM

absolutely not. i don't believe this child is alive.

is there more news?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:46 PM

not a whole bunch- parents think the kid has been kidnapped and have people watching the kidnappers

Aren't the parents getting creepy too?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:47 PM

totally!!

and what was that i heard about the mother slipping "clues" to the family? (it was on video so i couldn't watch)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:50 PM

idk about that- all visits are being canceled since she was charged for child neglect. They might charge her with stealing money from her friend and for credit card fraud from the parents.

I have to stop watching Nancy Grace at night - that show can be a downer. You watch it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 05:51 PM

Yes - Nancy Grace is awesome!

Can you believe the attitude she cops with her guest attorneys sometimes?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:00 PM

yeah, she rules those attorneys!




She's my aunt, did you know that?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:06 PM

No way!

Your real aunt, or like a second cousin to your husband's aunt twice removed, now divorced?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:10 PM

ha ha naw, my pretend aunt.



I'd like to be really related to her, wouldn't you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:11 PM

hijack:

OMC!!!! now they are saying she may have died accidentally!!!!!!!! WTH?????????? if she did, and all this time the police have spent could have gone to something else, just because this psycho mother wouldn't talk, that family better have to reimburse the city/state/whatever!!!!!

hijack over.




Nuh-uh, PJS!!!! she's your aunt?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:12 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
ha ha naw, my pretend aunt.



I'd like to be really related to her, wouldn't you?


Not really. I'd be afraid that I'd do something she wouldn't like.


Don't you find it funny how she's so nice to the viewers and so mean to her guests?


(thank you dear, thank you)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:21 PM

yes, she's a woman- they like to have the last word!


You should know this, don't you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:22 PM

Yes. But she's rather extreme, especially to defense counsel.

Do you like Glenn Beck too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:50 PM

Do you guys know there are real news programs on FoxNews at night, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:51 PM

Did you know you can't believe anything you hear on Faux news???
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:53 PM

Originally Posted By: the Old Man
Do you guys know there are real news programs on FoxNews at night, right?


Yeah, really biased news.

At least Nancy isn't political. Glenn is a bit, but leans toward the Faux side anyway. Still like him though.

So what do you recommend oh wise one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:56 PM

news channels...

what's that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 06:58 PM

IDK, I never watch them
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Rules of Question Thread
Answer a question.
Ask a question


Hey! Lookee what I just found.

Can you believe it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:17 PM

my deepest apologies

how are those boots working out for you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:17 PM

Nope.


What are those?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:27 PM

those boots that are made for walking.



Remember that song or are you a tiny tot?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:29 PM

Yes but the song was recycled by Jessica Simpson and took on a sucky tone that made me wish I was completely deaf.


Does that seem a little harsh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:30 PM

a little si'

why did she dump John Mayer?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 07:31 PM

no I don't think she has much of a voice.



she's all about looking gooooooooooooood, n'est pas?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 08:13 PM

Oui. And I thought she and John broke it off so she could date Tony Roma and he could date Jennifer Aniston.

Does that sound about right?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 08:20 PM

Sure

But as of news yesterday John Mayer has broke things off with Jennifer. She can't keep a man huh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 08:24 PM

you got me!

are there times when you can't figure out up from down?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 08:26 PM

heck yes.

Isn't that vertigo or something to due with your inner ear and balance?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:23 PM

Yeah, you get dizzy and puke.

I took a nap, woke up and the "Things to do in Portland" thread went "poof." Now what am I gonna do with the livestock???


Never mind. I found it. Didn't look low enough....
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:26 PM

I'm sure you and Sadie will figure out something.


Did you just feel that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:27 PM

Yeah...what was that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:27 PM

You bet!

You just rocked my world, didn't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:34 PM

apparently i'm better than i thought...i rocked both you AND TE!


When are you going home?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:35 PM

soon
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:41 PM

not soon enough! ( @ my Peepers )


Where did everybody's sense of humor go?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:43 PM

Have you checked under Sadie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:44 PM

do you have a window open? (q&a)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/08 09:45 PM

i'm not going there!


Will you look for me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:17 AM

Yes..

Will you be here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:43 AM

I'm here now.


Is it morning already?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:59 AM

Yes.

Do you think the examiners will wrap things up today and get out of my freakin' hair?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:30 AM

One can only hope.


Will you finally be able to do your regular job then?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:14 PM

hopefully.

will pale get his "compliance is my life" tag today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:35 PM

He will never get one of those, I made sure of it.

Was that mean of me???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:36 PM


that's my queen!!!!

what is it illegal to do to camels in Arizona?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:58 PM

Milk them? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 12:59 PM

nope. hunt them!


did you know there was a big camel population in arizona?

(can you really milk camels?)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:00 PM

"Of course you can, you can milk anything with [censored]."

"Can you milk me, Gregg?"
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:03 PM


touche'


do you have any advil?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:06 PM

I have some Motrin

Would that help?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:07 PM

sure will.

may i have three please?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:11 PM

Sure, here you go.

Should I run to the dry cleaners on my coffee break?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:11 PM

sending them through the cooler chute right now

Little early for a headache, too much fun last night?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:20 PM

not a headache. crampage.

DQ, you should run to the dry cleaner. while you are there, can you pick up my stuff please?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:22 PM

Sure, fax me a check...

Why are the examiners up my a$$ again today, I thought they were leaving?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:23 PM

They must really like you!!

Don't you have a room without air conditioning you can give them to work in?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:35 PM

Unfortunately, they were made too comfortable.

Did you go on vacation yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:40 PM

vaca later in the fall

where is my new "compliance is life" monniker?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 01:43 PM

you haven't earned it yet.

DQ, can you explain it to him?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:00 PM

NO, WHY BOTHER? (q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:13 PM

east coast female posters will break you heart, given the opportunity!

don't old cowpokes have hearts too?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:16 PM

did i break your ♥ pale? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:16 PM

and Eve was weak and loosed the Raven on the World
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:17 PM

yeah...i think you did!

but...what's a "cow poke"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:18 PM

idk and i don't wanna know!!!


can you forgive me pale?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:24 PM

why should he missy?!!



Isn't a cowpoke a lazy cowboy?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:28 PM

oh, jeez. put the cover back on that can of worms please, pjs.


i thought we were starting over?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:33 PM

HA! that was a funny- I don't know what you did to him- sorry!!!



You're A-ok- don't you know that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:34 PM

I thought we did!

how many chances do we get to start over?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:35 PM

as many as we need.

wouldn't that be great?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:40 PM

yeah, but it might be unrealistic

maybe we should apply three strikes and you're out, how's that?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:41 PM

that'll work.

but can it be 21 strikes and you are out? (you know, count strikes in dog years)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:50 PM

ok...

but don't we need an "official" scorekeeper?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:51 PM

That depends.


What are we talking about?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:52 PM

Yes, but I'm not volunteering for that job.

What do you think of green peppers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 02:54 PM

Has the server stalled????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
what's a "cow poke"?


We prefer to be tickled, thank you very much.

Is that too much to ask?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:09 PM

Not at all.

:tickle:
:tickle:
:tickle:


Will that get me shot?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:09 PM

no...as long as you don't kick me!


Did he say green peppers or green peepers??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:10 PM

You would get a green Peeper if he found a rubber ducky in his quadstacker

Wouldn't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:23 PM

are we talking spicy peppers from Hatch, New Mexico?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:24 PM

Hi Pa!

Do I look a little hungover?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:28 PM

you look at bit like AG.


Isn't that odd?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:40 PM

yes, and if the real Rizzy is not amused I will be getting back with you, just sayin'............
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:42 PM

hey now....

was that a threat? (cuz it sure wasn't a question!)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:46 PM

Yeah it was a thread.

Do you really think I'm scared of the old man and his ilk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:49 PM

are there trademarks on names?(Q&A)

(people change names all the time, and impersonate each other. i don't get what the problem is. )
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 03:51 PM

I found it endearing when people dressed up like me...

again...with the ball busting double standards...

Doesn't seem fair, does it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 04:20 PM

fair? all's fair in ball bustin' and BOL!

Are we still keeping score?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 04:31 PM

yeah, and you 3 are at zero

how are you at waving ribbons on a stick?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 04:33 PM

i don't wave ribbons on a stick.

would you prefer i remove myself?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 04:40 PM

would it be self-imposed?

we aren't going there again are we ?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 04:41 PM

you seem to want to.

has something caused you to be in a snit lately?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 05:23 PM

Lack of bran muffins is my guess.

Am I right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:01 PM

wrong!!

do you two have medical reasons for such nasty tasting stuff?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:09 PM

i think they have a "health reason"...

why do you keep referring to people as "you two" or "you three"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:11 PM

IDK, because it's different than "y'all"? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:27 PM

and you two are the worst!!!

Isn't the cooler a cruel domain?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:30 PM



Like a cruel summer?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:40 PM

only twice as hot!

anyone have Aspirin? (please no offers of those chick pain relievers)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:41 PM

I have Motrin...

Is that a chick pain reliever?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:42 PM

idk , let's give it to AG and see if it works.



Any plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:43 PM

is the main ingredient Aspirin? q and a ----
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:45 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
idk , let's give it to AG and see if it works.



Any plans for the weekend?


Helping my hubby with the 'community picnic' at his bank on Saturday

Am I nuts or what???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 07:49 PM

no, you're cool helping him.




I think we need to bag that BH and take him out, n'est pas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:09 PM

he and a few more of the rowdies need a timeout

he is your friend, can't you do something?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:13 PM

my friend?!!! he's a pain in my butt.




Is it going to rain tonite- we need it bad?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:14 PM

She means she needs it badly.

And I'm not your friend?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:16 PM

I thought you were my terror son I never had


should I announce to the world that I ♥ you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:18 PM

Only if you really mean it.


Just don't try and hug me with those man-hands, okay?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:25 PM

oh crud my hands are not big.



Have a great night BH- I'll say a prayer for you
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:27 PM

okay thanks!

But this is the question thread, so where is your question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 08:31 PM

I don't see it, either.


Should I throw a penalty flag on the field?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:06 PM

throw it! and throw it with authority!!!!!!!!!


How many penalties are allowed before we send 'em to the showers?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:10 PM

I don't know. Why do there need to be penalties to send someone to the showers...
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:19 PM

what color showers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:22 PM



Are you trying to get me in trouble?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:30 PM

you don't need my help for that
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:36 PM

Hey, punk! Where's your question??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 09:43 PM

I got your question right here! I'm just not gonna ask it.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:13 PM

I don't know who you think you are, but you truly are a punk. You've proven yourself as such in this thread.

And I'm not going to ask a question. Do you want to know why?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:17 PM

no (you almost tricked me into asking 'why' but then I realized that asking a question goes against my dream to pepper this thread with useless comments, one word answers and general nonsense)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:21 PM

do you know I am thinking of trashing all threads in which posters pepper with nonsense posts?

(not because of you my friend Mr. Peep; I have some other rowdies in mind............)

secondarily, if you are a rowdy and in the PM's with them, you might mention this, just sayin'.......
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:21 PM

you do that in every thread you post!


Was that rude?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale
do you know I am thinking of trashing all threads in which posters pepper with nonsense posts?


that's just great Pale, but all I have to offer is nonesensical, goofy and otherwise immature comments, you're really going to stifle my material
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:30 PM

unintended consequence Peep!

this stuff has gotten way out of hand though

Don't you think we have lost too many posters because of the heartache caused in here?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:31 PM

oh c'mon Mister Pale....

where did your sense of humor go?




(oh...and feel free to trash any of Peepers' posts)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:34 PM

ok, I can see where some things a mod would want to remove, some more risque things if you will (I wouldn't, but that's just me, I don't make the rules) but general silly and goofy things I don't see the big deal, this is the place to blow off steam
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit

(oh...and feel free to trash any of Peepers' posts)


zip it Biscuit! (besides, you would miss them)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:36 PM

you are too kind Ms. B!!!!

my sense of humor is right where it has always been, right there next to my sense of wonder!

do you have a sense of Wonder?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:36 PM

oh! random movie quotes, you can't possibly take those away
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:37 PM

there are "rules violations" all over this thread...i give up!


does that make me a quitter?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit

(oh...and feel free to trash any of Peepers' posts)


zip it Biscuit! (besides, you would miss them)


yes i would! and i'd be forced to boycott BOL.....

how's that for loyalty stupidity?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:44 PM

its the height, isn't it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:46 PM

the height of what, Mister Pale?(Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:50 PM

Stupidity. Am I right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 10:52 PM

rarely!

How does that feel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:02 PM

Good, because it's hard work being right all the time.


What do you think of that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:04 PM

i think that's a perfect answer!


What's for dinner tonight?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:08 PM

I actually haven't thought about that much because I've been hungry for dim sum.

You??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:13 PM

not sure either....

Shall I find a good dim sum place somewhere in the middle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:17 PM

Not sure. I don't even know what is dim sum.


It's not one of those "mystery" dishes, is it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/08 11:31 PM

You don't know what you're missing:
Quote:
Dim sum , literally dot heart or order heart, meaning order to one's heart's content; also commonly translated as touch the heart, dotted heart, or snack), a Cantonese term, is usually a light meal or brunch, eaten sometime from morning-to-early afternoon with family or friends.

Classical dim sum includes buns such as bau (baozi), dumplings and rice rolls, which contain a range of ingredients, including beef, chicken, pork, prawns and vegetarian options. Many dim sum restaurants also offer plates of steamed green vegetables, roasted meats, congee porridge and other soups. People go yum cha when they are having meals in a Chinese teahouse or a dim sum restaurant, and tea is always served along with dim sum.

Dim sum can be cooked by steaming and frying, among other methods. The size of the dim sum are usually small and normally served as three or four pieces in one dish. It is customary to order family style, sharing dishes among all members of the dining party. Because of the small portions, people can try a wide variety of food.

Dim sum dishes can be ordered from a menu or sometimes the food is wheeled around on a mobile cart by servers. Traditionally, the cost of the meal is calculated based on the number and size of dishes left on the patron's table. Some modern dim sum restaurants record the dishes on a bill at the table. Not only is this tidier, it also prevents patrons from cheating by concealing or stealing the plates, which has been known to happen. Servers in some restaurants even use different stamps so that sales statistics for each server can be recorded.


Do you think Ms. B can find a good place between here and there?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:50 AM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
You don't know what you're missing:
Quote:

Classical dim sum includes buns such as bau (baozi), dumplings and rice rolls, which contain a range of ingredients, including beef, chicken, pork, prawns, cat, and vegetarian options.


Do you think Ms. B can find a good place between here and there?


She's in Texas--not noted for Asian food.

Can I get good dim sum in Tacoma?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:12 AM

Probably not...

Can you get good wings in Tacoma?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:45 AM

I haven’t had any (unless you want to count TGI Friday’s, but they don’t really count).

Where would you go for good wings; the park?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 02:29 AM

There or hooters...

Why are these people talking about this in front of me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 10:44 AM

Cuz yer special...

Is it a good morning today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 10:48 AM

All mornings start off good. Unless of course you fall out of bed.

Is that right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 10:50 AM

I suppose, unless I fell out of bed onto a gorgeous man...

WHat do you think of that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 10:53 AM

I think then it would still be a good morning!

Are you happy your company has left the building?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 10:58 AM

Oh, you don't know how happy I am.

Was it wrong to celebrate last night?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 11:00 AM

It would have been wrong if you didn't!

What did you do to celebrate?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 11:04 AM

Went to Applebee's (my jkid's choice), had a few cocktails!

Was that enough or should I celebrate tonight, too!?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 11:09 AM

It is Friday.

Why not carry it into the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 11:42 AM

Sounds good.

Is it wrong to let my son get blonde highlights in his strawberry blonde hair?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:09 PM

Would the highlights even show? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:12 PM

Very subtlely.

Is it good to take a xanax before meeting your mother for lunch?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:26 PM

When I was younger (as much as I love her) I would have said yes, but I have much more patience now.


Are you a patient person?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:29 PM

Not in the least, I am sort of a Type-A control freak...

Doesn't it seem quiet in here today?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:29 PM

No. And I'm allowed to post my opinion in any of the endless political threads and my opinion consists of movie quotes.

Does Pale not think that I know he's referring to me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:33 PM

I dunno.


Do you think you ought to take him outside for a "talking to"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:35 PM

No need. I thought the Cooler was supposed to be a fun place.


How can drowning in endless political threads which always end up back at the same topic be fun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:36 PM

It isn't, you are on the right track by lightening things up around here.

Do you think that some posters take themselves too seriously?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:38 PM

Yes.

Don't you think the creation of a political forum would solve this issue?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:40 PM

I wonder, then the disagreeable ones would hang out there.

Will you ask BOL mgmt?

(ps-include religion in there, too, ok...)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 12:42 PM

I don't have management's contact information. Topics include: religion, politics, DP, abortion, same sex marriage.


Any others?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:09 PM

don't forget POLITICS!!!!!!


How soon can we accomplish this?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:10 PM

(Uh, it was on the list! )
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:11 PM

i know, skippy....


Where's your sense of humor?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:18 PM

Sorry.


Are we allowed to have one anymore?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 01:19 PM

allowed? ALLOWED?


What is this...prison?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 03:27 PM

yes it is, so y'all need to return to your cells and think about your actions lately!

do you think you have my vote for another thread?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 03:32 PM

Only if we make kitten the moderator.


Do you think that will work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 03:44 PM

yeah, when there are snowballs in New Jersey!

I can think of some great posters for mods of the political threads, do you think they will volunteer?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 03:49 PM

to quote a famous mod - 'yeah, when there are snowballs in New Jersey!'

BTW - It DOES snow in New Jersey, dude!

Anybody know of a good All-Inclusive @ Cancun/Riveria Maya?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 05:45 PM

If I did, I'd be there.


Couldn't we all use a vacation about now?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 05:47 PM

I some who could...


Is it time to go home or not?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 05:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
Only if we make kitten the moderator.


Do you think that will work?

Originally Posted By: Angry Pale
yeah, when there are snowballs in New Jersey!

I can think of some great posters for mods of the political threads, do you think they will volunteer?



see, now, this is uncalled for.
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Screw
I some who could...


Is it time to go home or not?


It's sliding that way...

I didn't come in until 11:00...it's 12:51 now...should I do any work today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Screw
I some who could...


Is it time to go home or not?


Not yet.


About another 4 hours or so?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:01 PM

I refuse to work that long.


Where is the bar? I need a cocktail and some dancing.
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:11 PM

It's a block over.


Is that close enough?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:13 PM

Sure!

Are you going to come with me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:25 PM

Sure.


Isn't it nice the bars are within walking distance from work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
to quote a famous mod - 'yeah, when there are snowballs in New Jersey!'

BTW - It DOES snow in New Jersey, dude!

Anybody know of a good All-Inclusive @ Cancun/Riveria Maya?





Even though you are mean to me, try the Xcaret Resort (all inclusive)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Excess
Sure.


Isn't it nice the bars are within walking distance from work?


They are strategically placed as temptation all day long.

Do you dance?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:37 PM

On occasion.


Have you ever noticed, if you say no to dancing, you get drug out there anyways?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:38 PM

maybe they think "no" really means "yes"? (Q&A)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:43 PM

Sometimes, "no" means persuade me.

Ms. B will you join us for a drink and some dancing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:46 PM

i'll go get her...i'm sure she'd love to

Will there be any "seriousness"? (i certainly hope not)
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:50 PM

This will be time to let our hair down and have some fun.

Have you ever "let your hair down" with people at work?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 07:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Originally Posted By: Pooh (The Bear)
to quote a famous mod - 'yeah, when there are snowballs in New Jersey!'

BTW - It DOES snow in New Jersey, dude!

Anybody know of a good All-Inclusive @ Cancun/Riveria Maya?





Even though you are mean to me, try the Xcaret Resort (all inclusive)


Thanks DQ - I'll look up their website.

(BTW - You know I love ya!)
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 08:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Angel Eyes
This will be time to let our hair down and have some fun.

Have you ever "let your hair down" with people at work?


Not physically "at work", but yes, I have.

Have you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 08:49 PM

Yes, quite a few times.


Do you ever bring a camera to the bar?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 08:51 PM

Used to. I've learned that is what some call 'evidence'!


Are you bbq-ing this weekend?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 09:09 PM

No bbq for me. I will be heading to the club and letting my hair down, but not with people from work. This booty needs to get out on the dance floor.

It creeps me out when people bring their cameras into the club, or their phones. Evidence scares me!

What should I wear?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 09:22 PM

panties!

Do you have a date to go dancing with?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 09:28 PM



No date, it's more fun to go with the girls!

What happens out with the girls goes in the vault, right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/15/08 09:36 PM

Absolutely!

But wouldn't it just be better to destroy the evidence?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 03:07 AM

It's what I do.


Is there anybody out there?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 11:22 AM

Not last night but early on a Saturday!! (and I'm not at work )

Are we addicted or what???
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 07:27 PM

addicted or losers. you decide.


Anyone want to go to the bar?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 09:56 PM

:raises hand:

Let me see what air fares are and I'll let you know what time to pick me up at the airport.

Who will be coming with you/us?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 11:09 PM

I can pack Sadie in my backpack.

Scared?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 11:17 PM

No, because her breed likes to be cuddled in backpacks.


What else you packing?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/16/08 11:25 PM

Mmmmmm....

♪So lets sink another drink
cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself (wanna dance?)♪
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/17/08 05:42 PM

No, not really in the mood...

Why are men stupid and unthoughtful?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/17/08 06:13 PM

It's a genetic malfunction. They're programmed that way.

Do you think that's why I can hate men so much?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/17/08 06:43 PM

Could be one of many.

Wanna list any others?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/17/08 06:53 PM

is this a meeting of the manhaters club?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/17/08 10:16 PM

Nope, Pa. Just an understanding that when you give men too much power, you get boinked.

Don't you think the same applies across the gender lines?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 12:10 AM

Yes but men have two dumb heads to think with instead of one...

Make sense?
Posted By: corkygirl

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 12:13 PM

Yep, makes sense

Why oh why is it Monday AGAIN????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 12:19 PM

It happens every week, corkster!

How old will I be next Monday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 01:43 PM

29


Are we having fun yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 01:46 PM

Not me, prepping for BOD training this afternoon. Ugh.

Do you train your BOD?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 01:59 PM

yeah, with that polates machine

I am pretty toned if i don't say so myself.............
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 04:27 PM

If you were at a major league baseball game and caught a homerun from the opposing team, would you keep it or throw it back?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 04:40 PM

Depends on the team and the player that hit it (i've thrown one back before...the crowd loved it).


Are you going to a baseball game?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 04:48 PM

Already went to one. I've never come close to a homer though


Have you caught other home run balls?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 04:59 PM

only 2...both at an Astros' game


Does a hockey puck ever go up into the stands?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:03 PM

Yes! I was at a hockey game in Toledo when this happened. It did serious damage to the guy's face.

Why would a transient ask me for 45 cents and not just 'spare change'?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:06 PM

That's all he needed to buy his drink of choice.


If you won a Ferrari, would you keep it or sell it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:12 PM

Probably sell it. Go around the world or something.

You?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:21 PM

I would do the same as you DQ.

Where would you go in particular?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:24 PM

Mexico!!!

Isn't that just silly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:27 PM

Yes, I would do a grand tour of Europe & Asia!

What is your favorite country to visit?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:29 PM

I've never been but I would love to eat my way through Italy.


Wouldn't you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:30 PM

Sounds good.

Do you like Greek food, too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:31 PM

Yes!

Wouldn't you love to spend some time there?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:46 PM

they make a spicy chili!!

do you use crackers with chili or do you like to dunk white bread?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:47 PM

Fritos or nacho chips!

Do you do cheese, sour cream and green onions on your chili?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:53 PM

Yes, that's the good stuff.

Can you get a parking ticket for being parked at an expired meter if you're sitting inside the car?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 05:56 PM

I would think they would just tell you to pay up or leave the space.

Does that seem right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 06:14 PM

eminently fair!

have you used a credit card at a parking meter?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 06:17 PM

I did, in Cape May, it was weird.

Do they have them in TX, too?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 06:46 PM

in Houston, don't know about the other metropoli


who else besides Bimmer lives near the projected eye of the Hurricane?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 08:52 PM

I'm guessing most of those affected are getting out of harms way.


Do you have anyone in your office that over shares?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 08:54 PM

of what do you speak, flatulence?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:18 PM

Let's see: medical, relationships, bodily functions, etc. just to name a few.


Isn't it a requirement in every office to have one that over shares?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:36 PM

I do believe so...part of the affirmative action policy.

Is that what you're thinking?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:43 PM

my mind is blank, I'm not thinking anything
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:44 PM

no BB, I am thinking Excess was referring to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

does Maricopa have a lot of homes for sale?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:46 PM

Yes, it's a pretty saturated market.

Wasn't that crazy what happened at the Canyon?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:47 PM

it was grand
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:50 PM

what he meant to say was:



Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
it was grand

Do you think we can do that again?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 09:53 PM

don't be changing my posts and inserting questions where I don't want something inserted
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 10:00 PM

oh you like it and you know it....

why deny it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/18/08 10:36 PM

He can't.


Don't you know he loves the attention?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 12:08 AM

Him??????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 01:39 AM

It????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 01:50 AM

Who??????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 01:51 AM

I guess so.

This page reminds me of the highway I drove on in Toledo, going out to bars or the mall or just driving around the loop because there was nothing better to do.


What number makes you happy? (Mine's 13, because that's the birthday)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:02 AM

reverse it son, then its my birthday

aren't you glad the Ms. B upgraded her avi?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:08 AM

hey!

what was wrong with my avi?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:08 AM

I am not sure..

What did it used to be?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:13 AM

a couple of ladies jumping uncontrollably

why are women so jumpy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:49 AM

'Cuz we keep them on edge. It's a male thing. Deal with it...


The little twerp just peed on the floor. Who wants to clean it up?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 10:41 AM

You do!


Why do we have work Saturdays?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:26 AM

I don't.

Why do you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:30 AM

It's my turn.


Did you ever work Saturdays?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:47 AM

Long time ago when I was a branch mgr... I hated it.

Do you get comp time or $$?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 01:41 PM

comp...and i love it!


Do you want to just ditch this joint and go shopping?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 01:55 PM

I haven't gotten to the joint yet and I'm ready to ditch!


Where are we going shopping?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:12 PM

oh i have several shops in mind...

what are you doing here so early!?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:20 PM

working!!!!

has anyone told the Ms. B that her avi is just a little red x?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:22 PM

it's not a little red x for me....

why wouldn't you let me keep my other one!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:26 PM

Don't put me on the spot!

Why do young lady posters think they can just bat their eyes at me and get away with anything?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:29 PM

ummmm...'cuz it works


Did you answer my question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:36 PM

grrrrr.....

it was totally inappropriate for all professional sites but Myspace!

Won't someone start a political thread so we can learn something?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:37 PM

oh baloney!

why are you afraid of patriotic boobies?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:52 PM

I'm not. In fact, I'm saluting them right now!


I started my day stealing a toner cartridge from the lending department at 7:30 before they showed up. Was that wrong of me and will I be punished for my sins?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 02:55 PM

Only if you get caught.


Did you leave any witnesses?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 03:00 PM

No witnesses, so I should be safe. Unless they dust for prints

Should I have worn gloves?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 03:19 PM

always wear a glove!


Don't you wanna be safe?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 03:38 PM

Of course. But, I wouldn't recommend a mask.


Don't you think that's a bad idea in a bank?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 03:39 PM

in a bank...yes...bad idea


Were we talking about being in a bank?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 04:08 PM

I thought so.


Where else would Freak steal from a loan dept?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 04:40 PM

your social, its ID theft!

Is it raining there? I can't go to lunch its coming down so hard.
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 04:46 PM

not raining

why do I have an incredible urge to go to the Cheesecake Factory?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 04:58 PM

Ummm. I love their Chicken Milanese...

What's your favorite there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:07 PM

the spicy pasta with sausage, chicken and schrimp

I was there last week and brought home two cheesecakes, now fully consumed.............

do you Tiramasu cheesecake?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:25 PM

don't care for tiramisu; the coconut/choclate sounds good

did anyone see the x-files movie?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:35 PM

No but I really want to see it.

Will you go with me Saturday afternoon? I have 2 loyalty cups for Harkins.
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:54 PM

sure

what are loyalty cups and where is Harkins?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:57 PM

Loyalty cups are ones you buy from the Harkins Theatres (here in AZ) and you get refills for $1. It's a super deal.

So you have AMC Theatres there?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 05:59 PM

Yes.

Can you get me a beer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:00 PM

i'm not sure that would be wise...i hear you have a "problem"


Isn't the first step admitting it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:01 PM

Admitting what? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:03 PM

To that little problem we've been trying to discuss with you.

Do you think he's listening?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:09 PM

no...he's not listening


Why do we even bother?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:10 PM

Bother with wha..OH it's almost Happy Hour


Why is Happy Hour longer than one hour?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:11 PM

So working stiffs can take part in the festivities.


Do you travel with your own flask?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:14 PM

No.

Why would you think that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:15 PM

just figured that was the bulge in your pocket...


How do you function at work?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:16 PM

By keeping my flask as my belt buckle.

What did you think I was going to say?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:16 PM

Vodka is colorless and odorless.


Would you sponsor me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:18 PM

first we must have an intervention....


Can I bring chocolate cake?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:19 PM

Sure.

Can you get me on the show?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:23 PM

no prob....


which interventionist do you want...Candy, Ken or Jeff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:26 PM

keep it up rowdies and I am going to be doing a little intervention myself : steely eyed stare emoticon:
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:27 PM

I like Candy. She's tough, but fair.


Don't you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:29 PM

she's one tough cookie for sure!


Are you going to cry?



::not afraid of PR's steely eyed stare emote emote::
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:30 PM

Candy might make me cry.


How come it the Intervention on last night was a weird one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:31 PM

i missed last night...will have to catch the re-run


What was "weird" about it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:33 PM

It wasn't like the normal Intervention. It had a weird name, Intervention:_________. It followed a few different stories, but there weren't any interventions.


Why can't I think of the name?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:40 PM

Are you sure you watched it, and not just dreamed it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:42 PM

why is Tara being left out of this nonsense?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:42 PM

dream...alcohol induced dream!


BB...are you ready for this?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 06:53 PM

Ms. B: You can't touch this.

Did anyone else think MC Hammer turned a little soft after his first album?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 07:14 PM

yeah...definitely turned soft


Not a good image...is it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 07:18 PM

don't be messin' with a man of the cloth!

do you still have any of those ridiculous pants?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 09:17 PM

Never owned a pair.

Whose Maserati is parked in the "visitor" space?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 09:21 PM

idk...

why don't you go claim it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 09:24 PM

its the acquirors Freak, didn't you get the memo?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 09:45 PM

Nope, it’s not them; we’re “member owned.” Maybe I should take Biscuit’s advice and go claim it.

How does one hotwire a car?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 09:50 PM

all you need is a hammer and knife, not that I have ever tried it before................

are you sure its a Maserati, and not a Hyndai?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 10:03 PM

Does it matter (Q&A)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 10:14 PM

well, ya, if you are going to steal a car!

do you take the Quattroporte at $126,500 or the Elantra at $20,000 ?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 10:53 PM

Duh! the Quattroporte!

It's best to make it worth it, isn't it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:00 PM

No I am not sure it is....

What would posses a child to poop on their floor cause they are "mad"?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:07 PM

I can't even imagine.


Temper tantrum?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:10 PM

I guess so?

How am I supposed to deal with this?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:21 PM

I wish I knew.

Will discipline and making him clean up help?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/08 11:46 PM

I took away all toys and there is no playing just learning and sleep till Saturday at least.

Was that harsh? Do you think that will help?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 12:09 AM

Hopefully it will get the point across.

Only time will tell, you know?




(I'm sorry you're having a hard time.....)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:35 AM

And if that doesn't work, rub his nose in it, kick him outside and tell him to use the grass.

Can you tell I don't have kids?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:37 AM

I can tell you have dogs like me!

How's the freaky dog?


(BTW - a doggie door fixes these problems with pets)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:46 AM

They've been fine. Nearly one week without a "boo-boo." The wife keeps mentioning a doggy door, but I'm not so sure how secure that would be (plus I'd need to re-wire the alarm system).


So one of the shuttle's van broke down and now they want the wife to come 3 hours earlier (5:30 a.m.) I gave them three numbers to reach her rather than calling her and telling her the news. Was that wrong?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:49 AM

Only if she doesn't get the message.

Are you willing to pay the consequences for knowing if she doesn't?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:56 AM

I'll be calling her soon, so she'll find out. I just wanted to avoid the "initial fall out."


Christmas in AZ isn't looking too bad. Should I book now or wait?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:00 AM

Airfare is like the stock market right now. A gamble.

Feeling lucky?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:02 AM

nope

why not drive?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:05 AM

I am lucky. Maui in October, AZ in December.

And you gotta love the quotes you get, one day it's low and the next it's double. Do you think they track your ISP address when you check back?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:10 AM

That's a good question. You are lucky.

Do you think Maui in October is better than Minneapolis?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:13 AM

they know everything about you, is that freaky?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:19 AM

You didn't want to answer my question? (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:21 AM

Sometimes he does that.


On the phone with the Mrs. and typing with one finger. Pretty good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:23 AM

sounds lame to me!

let me know when Sadie starts to bother you, then you have something to brag about, won't you?

sorry BG, it took me 5 minutes to compose my response, and you post to fast!!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:25 AM

Get with the program PR!

Can't you see that LF has it down pat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:31 AM

indeed, he does

but both of you will have to slow down, please?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:33 AM

This is the fast lane, Mr. The wife wasn't too happy ("Guess what time I have to be at the shuttle?)


Yeah, I know. You can sleep on the way. Can you sleep in a car or plane?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:38 AM

I can't get comfortable enough.

How do people just get on a plane and fall asleep before it even takes off?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:43 AM

That's the Mrs.!

I might start to fall asleep, but then I do that head snap thing and wake up. Do you think the seatmate notices?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:47 AM

Not unless while you were sleeping you were drooling on their shoulder.

Were you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:49 AM

No headrest on fellow seatmates!

Maybe that's why I can't relax?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:51 AM

Maybe...or maybe the seats just don't recline enough.


Do you fly often?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:53 AM

Two or three times a year. I hate it.

Do you recline or consider it "intruding?"
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:56 AM

Sometimes, but I'm always conscious of the person behind me.

I'll be flying twice in one month soon, is that too much?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:01 AM

Nope. Did four times in one month once (just hate all the B.S. going through security.)

Time for me to sign off. Gotta fix chicken enchiladas for dinner tomorrow after I pick up Mrs. Freak, haven't eaten and I haven't play with the dogs yet.

Will tomorrow be a better day (and will I ever finish the ARM audit???)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:04 AM

Sure you will!


Yes, it is time to say good night, isn't it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 11:04 AM

no, it is good morning!

Did you go on vacation yet this year?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 11:07 AM

Yes, in June.


Is October a good month for my next one?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:01 PM

October is beautiful.

Is the color red only for love?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:03 PM

no...it's for lust too

Whatup, Whatup?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:04 PM

NIMBY!

?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:23 PM

Never on a Sunday!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:31 PM

Why not? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:35 PM

don't you have blue laws in Joisey?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:41 PM

Only in one county.

Why do they even have blue laws anymore?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:43 PM

You can't buy alcohol before noon on Saturdays in NY.


How do you think that makes me feel?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:47 PM

Incredibly sad.

What happens after noontime?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:50 PM

parrrtaayy!!!

because we need a drink to have a party right??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:52 PM

no, but you do need chocolate cake
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:55 PM

That's not true.

AND< YOU FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION!

Why doesn't he "get it"?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 01:57 PM

There isn't much to get.

Do you give as much as you get?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:00 PM

I give more than I get.


I ♥ 12:01 pm on sundays!

Don't you?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:02 PM

My favorite time is 5:01 on Friday.

Why does Friday come after Thursday?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:03 PM

It comes before if you go into the next week.

Doesn't it?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:04 PM

It isn't relevant.

Is purple a primary color?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:04 PM

'cuz that's what the calendar says....


Would you like a 4-day work week?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:06 PM

A four day work week would be great and it would save on gas.


How much have you seen a drop in gas lately?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:06 PM

Yes, but wouldn't a three day be better?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:13 PM

why not 2 or 1?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:16 PM

isn't that about how many days you work already? (Q&A)


Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:20 PM

ok, so this is how its gonna be, eh?


do you have a seat belt? I suggest you pull it tight!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:22 PM

i have a seatbelt...

but why would I need it in a Yugo?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:24 PM

I have seen a Yugo!

I have seen what you drive!

Now confess, you don't drive a Yugo, do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:26 PM

i do not drive a Yugo...

i thought you did?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:30 PM

great, now everyone knows (especially _X_ and the DQ) knows what I drive....

why not just give 'em my license plate number too?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:35 PM

It'll be easy enough to find. There are not many Yugo's around any more.


Are you afraid someone's going to carry it away?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:38 PM




Are we getting carried away?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
great, now everyone knows (especially _X_ and the DQ) knows what I drive....


you drive a yugo???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 02:52 PM

Bwaaaaahahhaaaaaa, what a lame car, no? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:28 PM



One of these days I am gonna snap and reveal all the dirt I have on each and every one of you!!!!!

so won't you put that in your pipe and smoke it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:31 PM

i don't smoke...

and what about the dirt we have on you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:32 PM

Yeah, and how would you have any dirt on me? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:33 PM

I will this weekend after I spy on you in NF...

Do you think you will notice if someone is following you around?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:35 PM

You don't know what I look like, do you? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:38 PM




Why would you think that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:39 PM

Because my pic has never been anywhere.

Would you know if I was following you??
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 03:39 PM

I have seen you.

Weren't you around the corner?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:00 PM

No


What's your story 'WHATUP'?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:17 PM

A story of Wonder

What is the secret to long life?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:24 PM

maintaining a sense of wonder!

shouldn't there be a 's in Whatup?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:25 PM

No that would be "whassup"...

Don't you know anything?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:29 PM

I am younger than you, so I haven't seen as much TV!

Why haven't you graced us with your absence yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:30 PM

1.5 hours...

I bet you wish it was sooner, huh?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:32 PM

Not really, because then you'll be in my neck of the woods!

I'm thinking I should avoid Canada this weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:35 PM

If you think it is in your best interest.

Areyascared!???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:36 PM

should the Mounties be given a "heads up" on the looming disaster?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:46 PM

No.


Isn't that what their emergency disaster plan is for?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:51 PM

The plan doesn't cover that

Where is the fire extinguisher?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 04:54 PM

You cannot plan for the DQ... ever...

Where's the fire?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 05:13 PM

In the attic.

Can you feel the heat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 05:47 PM

Only when I'm in the sun or the frying pan.


Doesn't it just burn you up to find out someone tried breaking into your MIL's house over a week ago and you are just told last night????
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 05:56 PM

I hate it when that happens.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 06:04 PM

Turn right just before you hit Florida.


Will DQ be away for her birthday?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 06:07 PM

idk.

when's her b-day?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 06:13 PM

August 25.


Will I get in trouble for telling?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 06:14 PM

next Monday...


right?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 06:42 PM

I guess so.

Is Tuesday after it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:00 PM

let me check my calendar....


Are you having a good Hump Day?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:09 PM

I'm tolerating it.



What's your weather like?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:30 PM

It's warm and overcast.

Have you had rain lately?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:33 PM

a lot of rain yesterday...FINALLY!


What is your address?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:33 PM

2
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:34 PM

2...i need more info


Where am I supposed to send this package?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:36 PM

To the grocery store.

Where else would you send it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:36 PM

good point...can't think of a better place to deliver it


Don't you just love fresh veggies?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:38 PM

I like fresh friut too.

Is there anything better than a fruit smoothie?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:41 PM

fruit smoothies are yummy!


How do you feel about cucumbers?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:42 PM

yum-o

Do you wash them first?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:42 PM

Always

Do you use soap?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:46 PM

not on veggies or fruit.



Are the Olympics almost over?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:54 PM

about 1,000 more medals to go


aren't there too many olympic events?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 07:57 PM

Way too many.

Since when is Badminton an Olympic sport?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 08:00 PM

since jumping on a trampoline was a trained career.


Do you think USA will take gold in softball and basketball?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 08:17 PM

yes, no doubt!

course this is the last year for softball since we dominate; why not eliminate table tennis since only Chinese win that?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 08:27 PM

softball will come back- it better anyhow.

Are you watching those cute boys play - Little League World Series?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 08:43 PM

yep, our town's team made it to Bangor, Maine - then lost twice

did you know the softball team has beaten its opponents 55 to 1 ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 08:58 PM

wow...that's a lot of runs scored in one game!


Isn't it time to go home yet?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 09:03 PM

no, I think it is time for your daily discipline!

it's been rather quiet in here this afternoon, eh?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 09:09 PM

it's the quiet before the storm...


Are you prepared?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 09:27 PM

as best as someone my age can be

what should I expect?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 10:36 PM

Expect the best

Are you prepared for the worst?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 10:45 PM

yes

Do you expect it?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 11:06 PM

I expect perfection

Does that lead to rejection?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/20/08 11:30 PM

it leads to disappointment

Perfection in others...or in yourself?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 12:03 AM

Yes

Are you happy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:40 AM

Yes. I don't like dwelling on sad stuff if possible.


Do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:48 AM

nooooo...life's too short to be sad


is it always this quiet around here this time of night?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:49 AM

It can be.

How come you decided to check in tonight?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:50 AM

dunno...got bored with the Olympics i guess


do you stay up late?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:52 AM

Sometimes but I'm in the same time zone as you I think.

Is that right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:52 AM

yes I do, its easy when you are old

why does it have to rain in Beijing now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:54 AM

central time zone here...


Beijing needs rain too...

Are we approaching the "witching hour"?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:56 AM

Same time zone as me...

I thought witching hour was at 3 AM or is that "dead" hour?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:57 AM

oh...i didn't know it was 3 am (it's the dead hour for me cuz i'm dead at 3 am!)


How many hours of sleep do u need?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:59 AM

More than I get!

Did you know, given the opportunity a dog of 20 lbs will take up an entire king size bed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:00 AM



So I take it you have a 20 lb dog at home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:02 AM

how did you know Ms. Pale called me a dog?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:03 AM

u weigh 20 lbs?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:04 AM

No...you'd have to add some to that for me. And yes..two dogs actually.

Do you like dogs? (not the Pale kind)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:06 AM

i love dogs...Labs are my fave...but i love all dogs

What kind do u have?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:08 AM

are you 2 ignoring me!!!!

I am the huge pale!!!

:yawn:

is it getting late?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:10 AM

We would never ignore you Pale dog! I have a Jack Russell and a dachsund/chihuaha mix.


Is Pale sleepy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:12 AM

awwwww...i bet they're cute!


I'm callin' it a night...y'all behave...ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:13 AM

is it after 9?

(I do need to get at least 4 hours sleep)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:15 AM

Yes, it's after 9.

Is it time to call it quits?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:29 AM

Nah, I'm on here at 11:30


Will anyone answer this question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:31 AM

me...me.....me..... (course is the next day, I am filling in for the DQ)



I do look better than she does, don't I?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:56 AM

idk- let me put on my glasses.


Did you see the awesome USA ladies win over those China dolls in beach volleyball?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 12:04 PM

in a downpour too!!!

now they can retire and have babies! (isn't that what they said they were gonna do?)
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:12 PM

They said they wanted children

Can you just stop all that activity cold turkey?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:15 PM

sure...cold turkey is the way to go


What activity?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:18 PM

Practicing and competition

What else would it be?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 01:39 PM

nothing...guess i had another activity in mind


Can we fast forward to 5:00?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:16 PM

I wish we could

You do mean 5:00 PM right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:19 PM

precisely what i mean...actually...4:30 pm would work too


Did you just see that!?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:25 PM

Was that Peepers wearing a quad stacker wrapper and a smile?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:35 PM

LOL! no...it was nothing that exciting


How's your tummy feeling?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:39 PM

Blah...better than earlier...I got a peanut buster parfait from Dairy Queen last night and I've felt icky since...

Do you think they poisoned my nuts? What about your tummy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 02:59 PM

poisoned nuts...not a good thing! ::drools...peanut buster parfait::

mine is a little better...thanks


Do you drink coffee?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:06 PM

I ♥ coffee The swill they have in our breakroom, though, hardly qualifies

Do you drink coffee?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:09 PM

not a coffee drinker...but might have a cup on a cold, winter morning (love my iced tea though...unsweetened)


Why is it so quiet around here today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:11 PM

Perhaps the others are hung over...

Did you get much rain the beginning of the week?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:14 PM

got quite a bit...especially on Tuesday


How about up your way?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:17 PM

Monday and Tuesday both were pretty heavy...it was foggy and humid this morning but that's it...

Did I tell you what my dog did this morning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:18 PM

no

Do Tell?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:19 PM

What did that dog of yours do? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:26 PM

I don't think she's sharing.



Who wants to go on a breakfast run with me?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:28 PM

So, it was quite foggy/mucky/humid/gross this morning. My children, who usually tend to the dogs, are out of town so my husband and I had to schlep water out to their pen.

My Lab, Lucy, comes bouncing out the back door with me. She veers to the right and sniffs the ground a little...and loving...gingerly...carefully...picks up a dead MOUSE and heads back toward the house - where the back door was open!!!

So I yelled at her to drop it...and I swear, she looked at me so dejected...and just as carefully put the mouse back on the ground.

So while I was hauling water...my husband had to dispose of a mouse carcass. He attempted to throw it across the road...and the tail broke off!

What am I going to do with a dog that thinks she's a cat???

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:28 PM

breakfast??? it's almost lunch time here!


What are you having for b'fast?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:30 PM

let Lucy come live with me! she sounds like fun!


How old is Lucy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:34 PM

TE - it could be worse - our friend has a cocker spaniel who curls up on the table to sleep just like a cat; walks on the window sills, etc.

Breakfast - we don't need no stinkin' breakfast!

What's for lunch??????? (although a nice cheese omelet with bacon is sounding good right now; don't you think?)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:38 PM

Lucy is a 3 year old puppy...she is a hoot! Her older sister, Dakota the Dalmatian, has an uppity personality...very "look down the snout at you" type...a real beeyatch But Lucy is just slightly left of center...

Do you think it might be because she was born during a really bad rainstorm and her mom stashed the puppies under the barn....which filled up with water?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:48 PM

poor puppies!!! (but yes...that could explain a lot!)


When did you visit the dentist last?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:56 PM

6 months ago

Have you gone recently?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 03:58 PM

appt. is comin' up next month...(i only have 1 cavity...see?>>> )


Are your teeth sensitive to hot/cold?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 04:05 PM

On the right side where I have a crown.

Should I just yank it out and sell it to goldkit.com?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 04:08 PM

Only for $100.00

If you have a crown, are you a queen?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 04:14 PM

Nope, a king.


Do you have a throne?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 04:39 PM

Of course, we have two!

Don't you?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 04:48 PM

I lost mine.

Can you see the forest from where you are?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 05:09 PM

No, but I can see a Jack In The Box and the House of Donuts.


What do you see out of your window?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 05:17 PM

window - you guys have WINDOWS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 05:48 PM

not I


Did you ever read You've Been Warned by James Patterson?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:10 PM

Not I.

pjs will you swim across the Lake Erie to me this weekend?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:15 PM

oh good god boy!! I would drown!

(you're weird)


Isn't the weekend here yet?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:20 PM

Mine almost is! I'm done at three today, until Monday!

Why do you think I'm weird?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:23 PM

aha, must be nice. I have tomorrow off too but work Saturday.


You just are and a bit funny too and now I forgot my question...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:24 PM

is pj a thread killer, not asking a question?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:28 PM

I am not a thread killer chief.



Why can't the Olympics take a month so we can see what we want to see and not miss what we want to see and have to see it taped and not live?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:30 PM

No Never would pjs kill a thread!


Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
is pj a thread killer, not asking a question?


^^^^^^^
Does this sound like the pot calling the kettle black to anyone else?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:33 PM

who asked you young lady?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:35 PM

::sticking tongue out emoticon::

Anyone want some potato chips?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:38 PM

:raises hand:

What kind are they?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:40 PM

I like the vinegar and sea salt, do you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 06:47 PM

Like those!

These are ground black pepper from Target!

I'm sending some over to you BB.

Did you get them?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 07:24 PM

:crunch:
:crunch:

Yummers!! Those were really good between 2 slices of wheat bread and a dollop of mayo.

Did you get the cheesecake I sent back?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 07:38 PM

Oh Yeah! Mmmm, Mmmm, Good - Thanks!

Have you ever tried thick slices of fresh picked tomatoes, fresh ground salt & pepper w/some chips on bread slathered with mayo?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 07:56 PM

that's my kind of sandwich Poo.



Are those black pepper chips really good?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 07:59 PM

Kind I had are tasty.


Have you had the black pepper popcorn??












I don't recommend it
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:03 PM

no I haven't and I love popcorn. I'll take your advice though.





Do you like cheese popcorn?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:08 PM

depends on the brand - last time we went to the movies they were selling toppings to shake onto your popcorn. We tried one and it was good, and there's enough for at least one more movie.

We like the Target black pepper chips! They do have a bite to them.



Have you ever tried a slice of fresh bread, lots of butter, and fresh strips of bacon?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:16 PM

I've never tried butter with bacon, but I have tried Mayo and bacon on bread.

Do you like BLT's?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:17 PM

no, I usually have my bacon with an english muffin layered with peanut butter and strawberry jam or orange marmalade.


I haven't had bacon for weeks. When was your last time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:19 PM

you people are weird!

and there is no question.........
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:21 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
I usually have my bacon with an english muffin layered with peanut butter and strawberry jam or orange marmalade.


this does not sound good
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:25 PM

not to me either

Haven't had bacon for a while, but had breakfast sausage last weekend.

How about you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:25 PM

I think pjs' baconation idea is good.

But I'll try anything with bacon, won't I?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:29 PM

I think you would BB, I think you would!


Anybody else ready to go home?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:34 PM

Yes!!! i was ready about 8 hours ago!


Are you going out tonight?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:42 PM

No - not many Thursday nighters these days. Friday mornings come wayyyyyy toooooo quickly for that.

You?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 08:57 PM

she is out there every night!

how do young people do that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:01 PM

Caffeine.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:30 PM

Cause he's jealous!



Glass of wine anyone? (I'm home now )
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:32 PM

no, I need caffeine if I am going out tonight!

how do I mix coffee and beer?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:36 PM

Coffee can be mixed with many alcohols, but I've never tried beer.


Do you really think it would taste good?


Hi, Pale!



(where's kitten?)
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:50 PM

no, that doesn't sound good

why is this thread so popular?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:51 PM

I'm guessing she's locked up in a "time out".


What do you think?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:53 PM

Maybe she's been in a seminar all day like me.


Is that possible?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 09:59 PM

sure

is somebody going to answer my question?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:01 PM

We like this thread because we get to ask questions and you never know who will answer or how and carry on a conversation.

Why do you ask?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:02 PM

just curious what's the appeal

do you actually learn anything?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:05 PM

Cause we're all just such interestingly, fabulous people :):):)

PR - I seem to remember a coffee/beer combo not too long ago.

LaBG - I'll have a glass of pinot noir please - I'm finally home too!

Wine for anyone else?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:06 PM

Yes, please!!

Wasn't that the most fun ever??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:09 PM

it was just ok for me

are you ready to head home?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:14 PM

I am home! ::sticking tongue out smiley::

::slides glasses to Pooh and BB::

Everybody good now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 10:44 PM

Absolutely, Positively - Turkey Steaks on the grill tonight, fresh picked corn on the cob and tomatoes!

How about you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:01 PM

Homemade pizza with homemade sausage, bacon, ham and garlic.


Sound fat free?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:24 PM

NOT! But who cares; it sounds good!


Can I come over for dinner?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:26 PM

Sure!

Are you still a bachelor?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:28 PM

No--got hitched yesterday at 4:39.


Was it wrong to enjoy being single for a while?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:33 PM

Nah, like the song says "everybody needs a little time away".


Did she have a good trip?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:39 PM

I'll bet she missed her 'Lil Freak

Uh-oh almost forgot a question!

Question, question, anybody got a question???????



Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:45 PM

Here's a question.

How 'bout another glass of wine?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/21/08 11:46 PM

I don't.

Does Bacon boy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:47 AM

Prolly not this early in the morning.


Is anybody up and at 'em yet?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:58 AM

I've been at work since 6.

Is it wrong to want to b-slip a commercial lender?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:02 AM

You are up and at 'em!

Does the lender deserve it?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:04 AM

Absolutely!

Have you tried Sweet Tea Vodka?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:12 AM

No. I've never heard of such a thing.

Who makes it?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:32 AM

We have a local company that makes it (Firefly) - I don't know if other companies make it too.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:11 PM

Not something that appeals to me, but

You like it, CF?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:14 PM

Nope, I don't like regular sweet tea.

Anyone doing something fun this weekend?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:21 PM

Oh sure - planting bushes!

You?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:28 PM

having a yard sale


What's that smell?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:30 PM

sorry.

is it really bad?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:33 PM

well, it's dissipating......

anyone hungry?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:34 PM

ME!!!!!

can i get some eggs and beans with garlic?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:35 PM

No, but I did make a breakfast casserole this morning for work peeps!



I must be in the sharing mood today huh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:35 PM

you're cool.

did you bring coffee too?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:40 PM

it's free here at work, don't drink the stuff though.


Want me to go get ya some?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:41 PM

thank you, but don't get up. i'll get it.

it's down the hall to the left?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:46 PM

why yes it is.

Where in the sam hill is everyone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:48 PM

It's August - that would mean vacation time.

Don't you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 12:52 PM

yes...last "hoorah" before school starts


Don't you just love traffic on your commute during the summer?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:07 PM

good times.

do you have kids going back to school?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:37 PM

Monday!

traffic will be bad, won't it?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:38 PM

Unfortunately - yes!

Will you have to leave earlier in the morning?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:39 PM

yes...i'll have to leave maybe 30 mins earlier

Should I move?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:42 PM

that would be ok, but not east -

anyone need a spoiler from BB 10?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:43 PM

dont...........you..................DARE!


Do you really wanna start with me this morning?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
that would be ok, but not east -

anyone need a spoiler from BB 10?


Yes, Yes YES! PLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????????????????????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:52 PM

I know Pooh, but who is this Sparky? (q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:54 PM

Sparky? i don't see a Sparky...

Do you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:55 PM

Sparky? Our puppy when we first got married!

Is that who you mean?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 01:57 PM

Shockly ..... Sparkly .....


what's the diff? (what we have is a Rowdy that had such a wang dang doodle on a Thursday night (s)he is all up in my face today)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:00 PM

where did sparkly come from? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:09 PM

Wang dang doodle?? Is that legal?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:23 PM

Most likely not, but who cares!

So Ms.Shocky, was Thursday night a wang-dang-doodle?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:57 PM

IDK.

What, exactly, is a wang-dang-doodle????
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:58 PM

I'm sure it is the opposite of something

Is it Friday at 5?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 02:59 PM

Thursday night was not a wang-dang-doodle (at least not by my definition)!


Why is he so crazy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:00 PM

IDK.


Did you know that's not how I really feel?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:01 PM

Tell automatic Slim
To tell razor toting Jim
To tell butcher knife toting Annie
To tell fast-talking Fanny
We're gonna pitch a ball
Down to the union hall
We're gonna romp and stomp till midnight
We're gonna fuss and fight till daylight

Chorus
We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long
We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

Tell cedar crawling Red
To tell Abyssinian Ned
To tell old Pistol Pete
To tell everybody he meet
Tonight we need no rest
We gonna really throw a mess
We're gonna kick out all the windows
We're gonna knock down all the doors

[chorus]

Tell Fats and Washboard Sam
That everybody's gonna jam
Tell Shakey and Boxcar Joe
We got sawdust on the floor
Tell Peg and Carol Dine
We gonna have a [censored] of a time
And when the fish scent fill the air
There'll be snuff juice everywhere

[chorus]
All night long
All night long
All night long

don't be fooled by any claims by Shockee!

She was down on the avenue with all the bars, and now the jails are full of silly boys starting fights!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:01 PM

i'm not sure...

How DO you really feel?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:01 PM

Cause it's more fun that way!

Whatup - It's always Friday @ 5 somewhere!


Can we go home yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:06 PM

You can, but you can't. And you'll have to stay 15 minutes later to finish that project you told your boss was almost finished when you actually haven't even started on it. But you can leave now, because random acts of kindness pay off.

Do you want to know what really makes me happy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:08 PM

yes...tell us...inquiring minds want to know


Well?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:08 PM

Yes I DO, (but I won't tell)

OK?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:18 PM

I suppose. It's just that I really want to know.

Am I hungry right now?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:19 PM

I think you are

Is it lunchtime?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 03:48 PM

if we knew where you were we might be able to tell you, but since you are so secretive....

where is whatup?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:04 PM

Whatup is in Florida

Is it raining in Texas?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:07 PM

Must be raining somewhere in Texas - it is a biiiiggggggggg place!

Is it raining where you are in Florida?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:17 PM

I'm not in Florida, I'm in Arizona.

Aren't trees just the most?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:21 PM

there are NO trees in Pheonix

and it is raining in Texas - 30 miles up the road from me got 15 in 2 days this week

course that is not much compared to 30 inches with Fay!

now Bb is not counting a Seguro as a tree is he?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:23 PM

You raised him better than that,

Didn't you Pale?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... *DELETED* - 08/22/08 04:28 PM

Post deleted by Multiplicity
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:29 PM

Geesh! Pa, we do have trees in Phx and I'm looking at them right now. Cacti don't fall under the "tree" catagory with me presently, but check back in a few minutes and I may change my mind.

Don't you think it would be a swell idea to go to that rooftop bar for sunset, even though it's only five stories up?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:30 PM

Count me in Multi - I should be able to make it just in time!


What's their best-est drink?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:31 PM

We just had vodka sodas the last time. Pricy, but for the view and the breeze you get up there, it was worth it.


Can you believe it's already Friday???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 04:38 PM

yes, this week has been hecklacious!

did you know son that that Pooh girl likes drinks that tast only like juice and are "electric" looking?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 05:19 PM

I didn't know that.

Well, what time are you going to be here Pooh? I'm fixing to grab a drink around 6:35 p.m. or so.
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 05:27 PM

I'm leaving for the airport now, so I should be there 5:30/6PM. I'm in the mood for a good margarita (or 5)!

They'll have some good finger food to go with the drinks won't they?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 05:45 PM

They did last time.

Does that mean we shouldn't stop at Jack in the Box before?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 05:54 PM

Never been to one.

Will we have time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:11 PM

Do not shop at Roach in the Box!!!

haven't I told you this before?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:14 PM

No

Why
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:14 PM

because their roaches aren't fresh...


Aren't roaches a delicacy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:15 PM

In Phoenix?????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:19 PM

You should see some of the roaches we have out here. Seriously, you step on them and they carry you!!

And Pa, you're right. But their tacos are just so good and cheap. Better than the tacos at Burger King.

Does that make you not wanna come out here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 06:26 PM

no way, besides you I have a niece and a nephew there and my brother is moving to Maricopa as soon as the house sells in New Mexico

can I stay with you when I visit this psuedo-family?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 07:21 PM

you have a psuedo-family? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 07:34 PM

I have them all over!

they claim to be relatives, but I sure don't remember them!

don't you have family all over the bloody globe?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 07:42 PM

Nope...they are all right here in Tejas...'cept Grandma...she's in the Dakotas...


Is it 5:00 PM yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 08:01 PM

59 more minutes to go, but I am on my way out the door!!!!!

Ya'll gonna have a good weekend?????
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 08:03 PM

I'm going to pick up my kiddos from their sabbatical this weekend and get ready for school to start...

What else is going on?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 09:08 PM

We’re picking up an Afghan student tomorrow who will spend the night with us. Sunday she gets dropped off a private girls’ school.

There were two bouquets of flowers lying in the road next to our work building this morning. Do you think she’s still mad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 09:10 PM

that would be a good guess....


Do flowers really make up for what he did?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 09:11 PM

Darn right I am!

Flowers can't fix everything, can they?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:15 PM

They can if there's a dagger in the middle of them.


Where's the best place to get Indian fry bread in your city?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:18 PM

Next to the place where they have Shoo-Fly Pie.


What is Indian fry bread?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:33 PM

It's a Native American flat bread that's oh-so-yummy. When you get here, I'll take you to the Fry Bread House by our place and you may love it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry_bread

Why am I already hungry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 10:45 PM

I dunno.

Tapeworm?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:10 PM

Tapeworm?

Scotch Tape

Oh - is this the word association thread?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/22/08 11:14 PM

No, but I'm not feeling like being the Question Thread Nazi today so I'll let it slide.

Isn't that nice of me?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/23/08 12:13 AM

Very much so...

Do you miss me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 01:42 PM

terribly!


Can we just skip Monday and start with Tuesday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 01:54 PM

Nope

are you prepared to suffer through the whole day?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 02:12 PM

totally unprepared.

I have to do this for a whole day?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 02:24 PM

Unless you plan on napping part of the day...

Did you have a good weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:06 PM

Mostly. I went to a pool party yesterday and there was drama at the end of it, but I wasn't directly effected and it's good for a laugh so I won't complain.


Does Labor Day mark the end of summer for you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:08 PM

Usually yes.




Are you going/having a big cookout?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:13 PM

Originally Posted By: ~Special K~
Usually yes.




Are you going/having a big cookout?


We are taking part in a big cookout for all of the seasonals at the resort we frequent in the summer

We are responsible for a meat...what should we bring?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:21 PM

Chicken

Do you like it grilled or fried?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:55 PM

both....or...can i have it "both"?


What kind of salad dressing do you like?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 03:57 PM

I vary...I'm not loyal to one type...some days its italian...some days its raspberry vinaigrette...some days its ranch...


Is that wishy washy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:02 PM

nah...variety is the spice of life!


Have you ever had the creamy jalapeno dressing at Chuy's?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:06 PM

I've never been to Chuy's


Is it fabulous?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:08 PM

FAB!...TE...next time you're down this way...you MUST go (and ask for their complimentary creamy jalapeno with your chips/salsa)


Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:23 PM

I will certainly do that! It's not Friday yet honey...it's not even lunch time!!

Have you ever eaten at Cheddar's?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:27 PM

yep...it's been a while though


Do you like it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:27 PM

Haven't tried it.


Should I?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:30 PM

I don't know yet...there is one opening in a few weeks near me...but I am more excited about the Chipotle's that is opening in a few weeks ::yum::


Now I'm hungry What else can we talk about?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:35 PM

The Olympic coverage, like, why didn't NBC replay the men's basketball gold medal game?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:41 PM

they went live with the men's marathon, right?

that was pretty excited, watching these skinning guys trot around for over two hours, right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:43 PM

IDK. Prolly because Michael Phelps wasn't on the team.

Does that sound about right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 04:49 PM

seems about right

how about that old Page dude at the closing ceremonies?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 05:22 PM

Didn't see it.


Why was diving such a big deal this year?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 05:38 PM

I think because the Chinese said they were going to dominate and pretty much did.


I hear jolly ol' London is next?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:39 PM

yep...London in 2012


Where are the winter olympics?
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:44 PM

Vancouver, I think.

When do they start?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:45 PM

winter time


Anybody have any Advil?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:53 PM

This should work better.


Okay, so I don't follow the Olympics but would love to visit London. Do you think if I go during the Olympics I'd have a better chance of seeing more sites since everyone else is there for the Games?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:53 PM

some of that sissy woman pain stuff?

no way!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:59 PM

quite possibly...BB (let's start planning our trip now)


oh...you didn't invite me...did you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 06:59 PM

quite possibly...BB (let's start planning our trip now)


oh...you didn't invite me...did you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:02 PM

you had your chance to meet up with the stud in Arlington, but you were skeered since I was going to be there

admit it! weren't you skeered?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:04 PM

i was skeered


Do you blame me?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
some of that sissy woman pain stuff?

no way!


First of all, you're ass backwards with this thread! Answer first, then question! sheesh


And why must you always assume that if a woman needs pain reliever it's due to 'woman pain' as you put it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:12 PM

Well, we really were a classy bunch of BOLers who would have loved your company.

Should be put in our reservations now or wait a few more years?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:16 PM

i would make your plane reservations now

do you know continental has a nonstop out of Houston?; gets you into Heathrow mid day
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:18 PM

that's interesting and all....

but why would BB fly outta Houston?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:22 PM

IDK


What are you talking about?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:23 PM

IDK, so my Pa could see me off? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:23 PM

so he could travel with fellow rowdies I guess

he would take Southwest into Houston and then link up with the rowdies at the International Terminal (3B), gate 7

would you be the official greeter?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:26 PM

IDK, so my Pa could see me off? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:31 PM

did you know you have delayed hiccuping BB?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:32 PM

that's weird....

how did PR get wedged in between 2 of BB's "duplicate" posts?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:38 PM

Could it possibly be the ridiculously slow server???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 07:53 PM

I am a wedgie!

is that a good thing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 08:01 PM

Sure, Pa. That happened because I hit submit then a few mintues later hit it again to no avail.

Did you know that our ridiculously slow server along with BOL's ridiculously slow server makes for a posting nightmare?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 08:08 PM

Yes, I did know that!

If you found a naughty photo of a girl you REALLY hate on the interweb, would you pass it on to others?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 08:17 PM

Do you know there are karmic consequences to distributing smut that lead me to answer: Yes, do it and share with your BOLers.


Isn't that what you wanted to hear?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 08:39 PM

no cuz it sounds like high school stuff.




What are you doing for the up and coming lonngggg weekend?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:00 PM

Working the fair of course...

Will you be there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:18 PM

I wish! My family will be there and they set up a camper every year.

Are you going to get the fried pickles on a stick and various other food on a stick?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:19 PM

are you selling cotton candy and unicorns?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:31 PM

Of course....

Who is coming to my fair???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:35 PM

Me! Me! I want to come! I love fairs!


Will you send me a ticket?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:42 PM

Of course...

How long will it take you to get here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 10:51 PM

About 15 hours or so if I drive.


Is that too long?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:04 PM

Not at all... It is worth it...

Any other takers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:10 PM

If I wasn't planning a trip to CA in October I would go.

Did you know I used to go to the fair for free because I worked for the newspaper??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:38 PM

That was a sweet deal.

Did you know I won a blue ribbon in a fair once?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:50 PM

No..

In what category?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:54 PM

It was a youth competition for baking (many moons ago!)


Will there be rides at the fair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:56 PM

just kiddie ones because the Audit_gal is a sissy!

did you know she could get to Cedar Point in about 2 hours?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/25/08 11:59 PM

No...

Is that place as much fun as it looks like it is?



(I just looked it up.)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 12:11 AM

Only if you don't get motion sickness...

Do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:43 AM

those rides are wicked!

but no, no motion sickness, would you get on any of those?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:44 AM

Nope.


Should we go?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:45 AM

I guess not

it would be a waste of money (although I was there about 3 years ago), wouldn't it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:48 AM

It is kind of far for riding roller coasters.


Isn't life a roller coaster anyway?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 12:57 PM

I suppose so...that would explain the upset tummy :P

Does it seem like this month has flown by?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 01:01 PM

It sure does.


How many posts can I get deleted today?? :rollingeyeemote:
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 01:24 PM

I am going to put my money on 5...


Should I take wagers from others?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 01:28 PM

place nice now, the DQ is back and all pumped about seeing a little drop in a river....


wasn't watching the convention fun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 01:31 PM

I haven't seen any part of the convention, politics is boring the he(( out me me.

Have you ever given your cats a bath?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 01:53 PM

No, and I won't unless you get the Dremel out and grind down the nails first

don't cats give themselves a bath?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:14 PM

they lick themselves...


Isn't that "bathing"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:32 PM

Not enough, we bathe them several times a year. I used coconut shampoo this time, they are nice and soft and fluffy...

Is it humid out today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:34 PM

it's a little humid here...


Do they (cats) actually LET you bathe them?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:39 PM

I usually hold the boy cat, and wash him, son and MOML stand guard with towels. The grl cat hates me, so I let the MOML take care of her (she bit him, LOL!).

Don't cats look funny when they are soaking wet?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:39 PM

some cats really do enjoy a bath.




What's on now since the Olympics said goodbye?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:44 PM

Pre-Labor Day planning.

Whatcha gonna do for your 3-day weekend?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:46 PM

fun stuff- clean, mow, flowers etc - things like that- relax and cookout.



You don't fry your bacon naked do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:47 PM

I hope not.

Do you have to clean out closets, too?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:47 PM

I doubt that he puts clothes on his bacon before frying

why would you ask such a BH'ed question?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:48 PM

no mine are ok



Can you believe it's the countdown to Christmas already?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:50 PM

It's not, BH!

Why didn't you answer my question?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:51 PM

I asked that because I saw where it said friends don't allow friends to be naked while frying bacon.


Why I really don't have to answer to you and wondering why I did.
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:52 PM

Fly...go away
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 02:56 PM

I see no questions from pjs!

PJS, WHERE ARE YOUR QUESTIONS?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:00 PM

you're wacked, aren't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:49 PM

yes...he is...most definitely!


Does he need to seek help?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:51 PM

I thought he was self medicated with a brown bottle.

Could I be wrong?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:56 PM

no...you're correct...but it's obviously not working for him


Should we just give up?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 03:58 PM

No.

Did you watch Intervention last night?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:04 PM

no...you didn't remind me

Was it interesting?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:05 PM

Yes. A potential hot mom, except for the meth.


What are the Interventinists names?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:14 PM

candy, ken, jeff and tara


Why?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:20 PM

He probably needs to contact them (you know, with his "drinking" problem)...

How much is too much?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:23 PM

You can never have too much.


Why am I so gassy today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:24 PM

because you HAD TOO MUCH!!!!


What's that smell?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:24 PM

Dairy products...


What did you eat last night?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:24 PM

You had too much.


Is there really a Tara?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:34 PM

In Ireland, yes.

Have you ever been to Ireland?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:38 PM

no, but have you ever seen the Niagra river?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:46 PM

no....

does it do tricks?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 04:53 PM

No tricks.

Do you think he meant the Niagara river?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:26 PM

Well, kinda, it hasd whirpools in it.

Do you think PR does tricks?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:35 PM

Probably not; he’s an old dog.


Why, do you wanna be tricked by him?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:39 PM

Nah, he cna't trick me, I am DQ!

How old do you think he is?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:39 PM

Just what kind of "tricked" are we talking about here? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:56 PM



danged rowdies!!!!

how long O Lord, how long?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:59 PM

I don't see any rowdies.


Why are you ornery?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 05:59 PM

No clue wth you're talking about.


Why are you obsessed with these so called 'rowdies'?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:06 PM

I think he prolly was a Rowdy growing up then grew out of it yet still remembers all the rowdy times he had and wants to revisit them.

Or is that way off?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:06 PM

Maybe he has O.C.R.D (Obsessive Compulsive Rowdie Disease)



Do you think that's what it is?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:06 PM

Did they have rowdies in the ice age?? (Q&A)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:08 PM

Some of the saber toothed tigers got a little wooly


Should I be ashamed of that pun??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:15 PM

Yes. Well, no. Er, maybe.

Is anyone else's mind fixated on this weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 06:18 PM

My mind is always fixated on the weekend.


Shouldn't everyone's?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 07:26 PM

my mind is fixed on wooly booly

do you remember Sam the Sham and the........?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 07:31 PM

. . . Pharoahs (yes, I do)


Do you believe in magic?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 08:00 PM

I do!

Did you know I recently accepted my inner geek?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 08:08 PM

thats nice son, you have a lot going for you!


so what does an outer geek look like?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/26/08 08:21 PM

I suppose that's just me without my contacts in wearing my Golden Girls t-shirt, jeans and flip flops.

What's your outer geek look like?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 01:54 AM

Hmmm...accounting major, internal auditor/compliance officer...

Guess I just have to look in a mirror, ya think?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:15 AM

So exactly what are you trying to say about those of us with the same job title as you LF????? (Q&A)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:19 AM

Uhh...embrace yourself???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:27 AM

I am comfortable with my inner and outer geek.


How's that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:36 AM

Self-actualized.


Gave Alvin a bath a few minutes ago. Guess who wound up wetter?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:41 AM

I know the answer to that one!


Was this a scheduled bath or did he do something to deserve it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:44 AM

He didn't roll in anything. Picked up some fleas.

Did you know fleas go up a dog's butt??? ??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:51 AM

I did know that. And I think La. is the flea capital of the world. We have to give the dogs baths, drops, flea collars and treat the yard.

Is that excessive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 03:04 AM

yes, your yard and house are going to start to glow and set off geiger counters!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 03:06 AM

Come on now. This state already has enough petro chemicals in it to glow on its own.

Don't you think that's true?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 04:02 AM

S'pose. Never been to Louisiana.

Wanna see my cankles?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 10:49 AM

Like you have cankles!


Is everyone happy its Wednesday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 10:57 AM

Sure.

Aren't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 11:08 AM

Except I have to do training and that *&($#@ storm looks like it's headed this way.

Why must there be hurricanes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 11:13 AM

Mother Nature's showing her muscle...

Do you prefer tornadoes???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 11:20 AM

Noooooooo.....especially when they come with the hurricanes.


Do you like Nor'easters?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 11:28 AM

Sometimes, if they bring tons of snow and I can stay home...

Are you in a branch or a corp building>
Posted By: Whatup

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 12:20 PM

Corporate building

Where are you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 12:31 PM

corp.

Do you have flex-time?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:15 PM

sort-of


can you work from home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:34 PM

yes, but I can't be left alone to do my work - such an annoyance!

anyone traveling over labor day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:40 PM

Nope. Staying right here and possibly finding a pool party to attend.


Anyone going to Mackinac Island later this year to see the changing of the leaves?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 02:52 PM

we don't do that any longer, mum refuses to get on the bridge or the ferry

have you been to Fort Mackinac?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 03:02 PM

Never

Have you ever been to Fort Dix?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 03:10 PM

the low security penal institution housing white collar criminals?

(no, why do you ask?)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:08 PM

I guess it wasn't important.

Is "doesn't" one syllable, or two?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:10 PM

Two.

How could one possible get one, unless said word is mushed together?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:13 PM

It can happen.

Did you know this is called spatchcocking?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:29 PM

I didn't know that!

do you need a fire proof spatula to hold the bird down on the grill?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:31 PM

idk...but that sounds like "code" for something else!

Is it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:42 PM

hmph!!!!!!!!!!

don't you have a conference or something you need to attend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:44 PM

i do...in the near future


Are you trying to get rid of me?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:45 PM

he's always trying to get rid of someone!

Where is Ms Kitten today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:47 PM

she's on vacation this week...and she didn't invite us!


Don't you wish you were on vacation?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:48 PM

heck yes. Maybe next year.



Are you looking forward to the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:49 PM

very much so...especially since tomorrow is my "Friday"!


Have big plans for the long weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:51 PM

I think pj is going swimming in Lake Erie


are you going anywhere near any lakes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 08:52 PM

Get out! Tomorrow is also my Friday!


I'm going camping. What are you doing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/27/08 11:38 PM

Working. It's not my Friday.


Do you think if NOLA is told to evacuate, everyone will listen this time?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 10:15 AM

I really hope so.


If PJS goes to swim in Lake Erie, do you think AuditGuy will stalk her and her daughter?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 10:48 AM

Oh, absolutely!

Do you think he does it just to irritate her?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 11:00 AM

Absolutely.

Don't you think she takes it rather well?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 11:07 AM

She definitely does.

She gives it right back, too. Doesn't she?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 11:08 AM

Yep.

Do you like the word "Boobhead"?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 11:10 AM

I love AG's "term of endearment"!


Do you think he likes it?


(BTW, I heard there was a self-proclaimed "rowdy" in the best avatar thread.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 01:28 PM

you can be moderated BG, you do know that don't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 01:29 PM

i'm sure she knows that...but like most...she's not afraid


Are you on a power trip?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 01:34 PM

hmph!

actually my energy levels have been done lately; how do you recharge your batteries?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 01:51 PM

you don't wanna know....


Why is it so freakin' humid????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:09 PM

can you say Gustav baby?

humid!?!?!?! wait till you get to your destination this weekend, you are gonna experience humid!

is it the humidity that raises the heat index?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:14 PM

yes...i believe so

is it humid in Minn.??????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:17 PM

that would be a function of the amount of surface water and sunlight

now how many lakes are there in Minn? for the answer look to the state phrase on some of their license plates -----

(you are going to need a lot of hair spray)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:18 PM

Are you going to the RNC??? (Q)

(Please tell me no)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:21 PM

ha! the answer would be "no" (but i am attending something "political")


Aren't there like 10,000 lakes in MN?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:30 PM

Yes, it is called the Land of 10,000 lakes.

Will you be going to the Mall fo America while you are there?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:36 PM

i have a couple of days for "play" and the Mall of America is on my "to do" list....


Have you been there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:42 PM

Nope but I don't like crowds so that's not likely something I'd do.

Are you going to get me anything?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 02:53 PM

Of course she will; she's very giving!


My left palm is peeling. What does that mean?!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 03:05 PM

you have been to Minnesota, haven't you Freak?


Isn't it delicious that so many of the rowdies will be in Minnesota next week?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 03:11 PM

I'm staying home. Drove through Minnesota once when I was 12. Well, I wasn’t driving. My dad was. One ’69 Plymouth station wagon, six people, one dog. Cross country trip from Washington to Wisconsin.

What was your longest road trip?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 03:32 PM

Yes, last year. It was huge, so wear some walking shoes or sneakers.

What else are you doing there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 03:55 PM

you really don't want to know DQ!

being rowdy doesn't mean you can't also be conservative, does it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:00 PM

Nope.


Is it true about the rumor of all the rowdies in Minn next week?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:13 PM

IDK. I didn't get the memo.

Should that tell me something?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:15 PM

I didn't either.


Does that mean we aren't "rowdies"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:32 PM

or maybe you do not pass the "conservative" test

do you think that I should be upset that I got allocated to a hotel all by myself?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:34 PM

That would depend.


Is it a nicer hotel?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:37 PM

I don't think so......

what kind of hotel has just numbers in its name?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:52 PM

IDK.

Are they leaving the light on for you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:54 PM

Well, at least it's not the worst Best Western ever.

Can you believe we actually stayed there?!?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 04:56 PM

I really can't son!

I hope you know I felt horrible for ya?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 05:12 PM

Yeah, but some times adventures don't come in 4 stars.

Can you believe some customer wanted to take my pink pig???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 05:25 PM

gosh, the nerve of some people

have they no heart, no feelings, no compassion for their fellow man?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 05:39 PM

Some just like to threaten people in the queston thread, don't they????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:00 PM

IDK, prolly so.

So you think I should have given away my pink pig, even though it was make my clear pig seem very lonely?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:03 PM

No...it's your pig. You should keep it. No lonely pigs!


Do you think they meant it as a compliment? They liked your taste in decor?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:09 PM

Most likely. Pa sent it to me and they "play" on my desk all the time. My boss bought me a pen in the shape of a pig (get it, it's a pig pen!) with a movable head that looks at me.

Should I find another hobby?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:13 PM

Are there better hobbies than homemade alcohol and bacon worship? (Q&A)





Can't be!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:21 PM

You're probably right. Homemade alcohol and worshipping pork products is pretty interesting.

What should I infuse with these white peaches I just bought?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:26 PM

Alcohol.


Wait, did someone just say alcohol?

::starts to shake avatar::
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:27 PM

Yes.

Does anyone else think that AG has a drinking problem?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:38 PM

I'm sure some might think so, but who's countin?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:39 PM

Is specK's avatar of a fat kid trying to get his shirt off?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:49 PM

That's Chunk



OMC, have you never seen The Goonies??
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:51 PM

Best movie ever!

I can't see the avi - is he doing the truffle shuffle?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:56 PM

He most certainly is!!!



Where's my beer?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 06:58 PM

In my hand.


Has anyone called Candy for me yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:07 PM

Candy doesn't get paid enough to take on your (head)case!


Was that too harsh?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:11 PM

not in the least in light of how mean his comments have been this year!


Is this truffle shuffle something that will insult my good friend from Wisconsin?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:12 PM

Comments to whom?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:17 PM

me! (for one)


Are you playing dumb?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:18 PM

I play nothing.

Do you play any instruments?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:28 PM

That depends.


Do you mean good or just goofing off?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 07:56 PM

I think he means good.

Who else is super stoked that tomorrow is Friday (and a payday for me!)???
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 08:03 PM

Yes, although it is not a pay week for me.


The markets did great today, eh?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/28/08 11:51 PM

Did they?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 12:56 PM

Yep, sure did, I am happy our stock went over strike price.

Aren't you happy for me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:24 PM

IDK, let me go ask strawmanilk....


so where is the recession? (one of these days we are going to talk ourselves into one...)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
IDK, let me go ask strawmanilk....


so where is the recession? (one of these days we are going to talk ourselves into one...)


Don't bother with straw milk...

Yep, it is coming, don't you think?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:37 PM

I thought it was here.


Do you think anyone will notice if a mini-golf course was set up in the bank?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:39 PM

Put it in the training room, I bet no one will notice.

Will it have a windmill?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:43 PM

That would depend on what hidden treasures I might find in the bank.


Where do you think they hide the good stuff?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 02:45 PM

try the basement.

Does it have an attic?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 03:37 PM

It does, but you can get anything up there.

Are there any other hiding places?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 03:58 PM

the ladies rooms have lots of couches and other furniture in them....

anybody leaving at lunch and not coming back?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 08/29/08 04:24 PM

I am already home... La la la la la ♪

Any plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 08/31/08 05:36 AM

Work the fair...

Will I see you there?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/31/08 05:08 PM

Sorry, but I won't be able to make it.

Did you see my family there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 08/31/08 07:05 PM

no, but next time I have the honor I am going to spill the beans about you!!!

would you mind?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 03:07 AM

Of course not....

You really think I am scared of you....?????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 03:13 AM

I know for a fact you are!!!

did you see Obama today, i think he was in your county?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 03:17 AM

Um sure.....

You actually think I have time to waste on that [censored]???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 07:25 AM

Watch your language, GL.

You wouldn't want people thinkning that people from our hometowns where bad, would you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 06:13 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Watch your language, GL.

You wouldn't want people thinkning that people from our hometowns where bad, would you?



see, this is the kind of syntax and spelling you get when you are up in the middle of the night drinking, just sayin........

shouldn't little bacon butts be in bed at 1:30?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/01/08 09:39 PM

Egads, Pa!! That totally slipped through my spell check.

And what makes you think that I'm up at 1:30 a.m. drinking?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 01:20 AM

Cause of Lemoncello......

How come c rap is censored but not dick?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 02:36 AM

maybe a proper name....

why not take my suggestion next time you are feeling strong?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 03:08 AM

Cause my memory SUCKS!!

Did you have a suggestion?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 12:31 PM

found elswhere you silly girl! (the BOL club)

do you remember now?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 12:53 PM

Nope.

Do you think the coolies will settle down after the elections?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 01:07 PM

i doubt it.

do we really need three different abortion threads going?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 01:28 PM

NO!!!

Why are some so bored with their own life that they become consumed by others?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 01:37 PM

Because they are bored...

Do you have director education to do today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 01:46 PM

no

are some of your directors in Saudi Arabia?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/02/08 06:21 PM

I hope not..

Why would they be there?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 01:35 PM

idk.

Why is the word "[censored]" censored?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:13 PM

idk.


What was that word again?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:15 PM

[censored].


Did you know if you hit the quote button you can see [censored] words?


btw, hello audrina. how you doin'
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:25 PM

I did not know that.


So, what was that word again?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:28 PM

[censored].


Did you use the quote button yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:28 PM

why would "r e a m" be censored?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:29 PM

this is what we are trying to figure out.


Where was your answer?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:30 PM

idk.


Do you think it's a bad word in a foreign language?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:32 PM

Si. Not really, though.


Isn't that weird?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:33 PM

Your weird.

Are you wearing your grillz today?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:34 PM

No, not at work.


That would not be very professional, eh?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:35 PM

not if you had on the chain that connects to your nipple ring.


did i say too much?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:35 PM

Well, are you professional? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:35 PM

hijack:

seriously? [censored] is censored and nipple isn't????? that's whack.
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/03/08 02:36 PM

Yes I am professional. At work, that is.



I know of another word that should be censored but isn't. Does anyone know any other ones?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 03:25 PM

No.

What happened to my thread about the electoral college and public votes? Seriously, how did that get deleted?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 03:36 PM

I didn't even see it, dip...
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 03:42 PM

It got swept under the rug.

Anyone got any booze?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 03:43 PM

I do, at home.

Do you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 03:44 PM

At home, at the office, in my car, at the gym, hidden at relatives houses, you know the deal.



What's your favorite shot?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 04:00 PM

I don't like needles.


Have you had all your shots?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 04:27 PM

No, that's why it's fun to play with me.

Have you ever had your foot run over by a vehicle?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 04:32 PM

Yes, but I was wasted so I didn't even notice.


Is that weird?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 04:42 PM

Coming from you, no.

Did you get that infused vodka I sent you?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 05:16 PM

I don't think he got it.



Suppose boob should be censored? Booby for sure maybe?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 05:25 PM

Nah, it is a harmless word.

Do you think AG has a drinking problem?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 05:54 PM

no. but i do!!!

so, i was just looking thru the threads in the cooler, and hadn't seen reference to this.... who did mccain pick as a running mate?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 05:55 PM

It was either Lindsay Lohan or Ms. Biscuit, I don't remember.


What's a running mate?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 05:56 PM

(I hope you are kidding, kitty...)

He picked out a "hot chick" according to http://www.redstates.com.

You didn't know?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:02 PM

no, i didn't see anything about it and i was surprised it wasn't being discussed.


is it news?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:04 PM

no

wouldn't you like to hit someone just about now?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:04 PM

I'd like to hit on someone right about now.


Is you daughter free?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:07 PM

i think you mean "tap" when you refer to pjs's daughter.


is that wrong?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:08 PM

Yes. I wanna get to know her first.



Have you ever tapped a keg?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:13 PM

no...i may be into experimenting...but that just seems "weird"


Do you like dark ales?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:14 PM

no




Tell BH that my daughter joined the nunnery and moved to Alaska to be a nun eskimo won't you please?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:16 PM

BH (aka AG)...leave PJ's daughter alone!


Maybe he's having problems with his blow-up doll?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:26 PM

Maybe, but I sent him that patch repair kit...


Wonder what her name is?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:28 PM

that's easy....boobybear




Why can't summer go on forever?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/04/08 06:34 PM

It can. It's called Hawaii.


I wonder if your daughter would like to have our honeymoon there. Any other suggestions?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 11:10 AM

Stay away from the Caribbean right now.


Anyone else glad it's Friday?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 11:45 AM

i am!! i am!!!

plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 11:47 AM

Going to Mum's to celebrate birthdays!

And you?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 03:46 PM

Starting my research paper for school, trygin to go to two parties at the same time, laundry, make food, snuggle time, relax...

Why wont' the city add more trolley service?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:04 PM

San Diego will if the One is elected and rebuilds the infrastructure all over the universe!

And it will pay for itself too!
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:15 PM

No, Pale...please let ME pick up the tab on this one!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:32 PM

ok ET!

may I pay for New Orleans?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:44 PM

Only if you agree to subsidize everyone who decides to rebuild in the city built below sea level on the hurricane coast.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:54 PM

Dear East Texas,

On Monday, December 31, 2007 this thread was created with the simple format of "Answer a question; Ask a question." Based on your most recent post, it appears you've only accomplished half of this requirement. As the Question Thread Stalker, I must inform you that posting outside of the established parameters is considered a deviation from compliance with the rules of this thread. Feel free to post in the Off Topic thread if you cannot contribute accordingly to the Question Thread.

Sincerely,
BB









Do you the ET will think I'm a big jerk for that? Hey, ET. Like ET, phone home?!?! Wowzas!
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 04:57 PM

My humblest apologies, oh wise stalker! Since I am an outworlder I am so thankful for those earth-bound beings who will take the time to share with me the proper ways to behave in new-ish surroundings.....

Here come's the question....Is it 5:00 yet?!?!?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:03 PM



Thanks for complying, ET. It is 5 o'clock somewhere so put on your drinking shoes and get out there!!

Seriously, though, you do know I'm kidding and usually full of hot air?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:03 PM

yes, somewhere in the Atlantic......

didn't you know ET that you can pretty much ignore anything that young man from the Sonoran dessert says?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:04 PM

bb, your post made me LOLoaf!!!!!

are you full of hot air?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:07 PM

So that is why everyone mocks the great stalker? Actually my office needs MORE hot air! You could hang meat in here!!

Did somebody say "LUNCH"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:08 PM

Most def, kit.

How you doing?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:08 PM

prolly peepers.


are you hungry?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:09 PM

let me be the first!

isn't it after noon?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:09 PM

let me be the first!

isn't it after noon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:12 PM

Now it is.

You been hanging out with Audit Guy again?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:19 PM

Apparently Pa has been rolling with AG.

Actually, don't you think rolling with Ron is more appropriate?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 05:53 PM

i think those 2 could have a lot of fun together...


does it feel like Fall where you are?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:09 PM

Nope. It's never really like Fall here because the leaves don't change colors. Just brown then fall off the trees. But the palms stay green year 'round.

Why, does it feel like Fall there?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:11 PM

oh yeah!

everything in the presence of the Ms. B turns brown and falls off!!!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:13 PM



why you hatin' on ms. b?
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:21 PM

i can think of one thing in her presence that didn't fall off, maybe you went about things wrong Pale...
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:29 PM

Dear Xo Xo Xodus,

I've gone through the effort of tracking down this post to another BOLer, and decided you may need to see it as well:

Quote:
On Monday, December 31, 2007 this thread was created with the simple format of "Answer a question; Ask a question." Based on your most recent post, it appears you've only accomplished half of this requirement. As the Question Thread Stalker, I must inform you that posting outside of the established parameters is considered a deviation from compliance with the rules of this thread. Feel free to post in the Off Topic thread if you cannot contribute accordingly to the Question Thread.

Sincerely,
BB


See anything neat in the sky lately?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:31 PM

Lucy in the sky with diamonds!!!!

isn't it nice to out of the political threads for a minute?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:33 PM

You mean there is life outside of politics?!?!? Like humor and substance?!?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:34 PM

PR's ramblings are really starting to worry me!


anybody wanna skip out for the rest of the day and go play golf?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:35 PM

as long as when you say golf you mean drink...

can i do that?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:35 PM

I want to skip out of this conference call!

But do I have to play golf?
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:36 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Dear Xo Xo Xodus,

I've gone through the effort of tracking down this post to another BOLer, and decided you may need to see it as well:

Quote:
On Monday, December 31, 2007 this thread was created with the simple format of "Answer a question; Ask a question." Based on your most recent post, it appears you've only accomplished half of this requirement. As the Question Thread Stalker, I must inform you that posting outside of the established parameters is considered a deviation from compliance with the rules of this thread. Feel free to post in the Off Topic thread if you cannot contribute accordingly to the Question Thread.

Sincerely,
BB


See anything neat in the sky lately?
well technically bb i was asking pale if he did something wrong with a leading statement. Clear enough for you?
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:36 PM

oh, and yes the persied meteor shower was nice back at the beginning of august, how are the skies of zona?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:41 PM

nah...we don't have to play golf...i'm up for "whatever"


are you ready for the weekend?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:42 PM

SOOOOO Ready! Let's go play on the merry-go-round!!

Who's with me?
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:45 PM

i thought Ms B was the merry go round..

was i wrong?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:48 PM

ha! i get dizzy with too much spinning...


wouldn't you prefer a good rollercoaster ride?
Posted By: X O

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
ha! i get dizzy with too much spinning...


wouldn't you prefer a good rollercoaster ride?


if the rollercoaster is the texas twister.

is anybody going to watch trueblood?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:50 PM

I love roller coasters...

Do you like parasailing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Xo Xo Xodus


is anybody going to watch trueblood?


looks like a good show...but i don't get HBO.

that's the show you're talking about...right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 07:25 PM

why is the Ms. B so confused?

could it have been because she was in a northern state?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 07:48 PM

Nope, probably the merry go round or the tequila.

Isn't is almost 5 somewhere?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 07:59 PM

almost, but I am not looking forward to the announcements coming out after the markets close.......


Is this a 3 day weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:04 PM

Sadly, it isn't.

Does your city have a monthly arts event where the galleries open up in the evening and thousands of people return to downtown to sip wine and hobknob with the artists?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:09 PM

could be...but as soon as i have a healthy dose of "tex mex" food...i'll be back to normal (well...normal for me)


so what's your excuse for being "confused"?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:20 PM

Mental exhaustion.

Should I leave my MySpace profile public?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:24 PM

Sure, why not? (A&Q)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:29 PM

I don't really use it much.

Will my inbox ever be clear?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 08:30 PM

I love myspace but since we moved to the "outer skirts" of the city we no longer get high speed and it's so hard to get with dial up...uggggg. I've been thinking about going with the hughesnet but am just unsure if I want to pay that kind of money now that my daughter is off to college and it's just me that uses it and I'm HERE most of the time!

The sad thing is a big company that is less than 2 miles down past us had HS Internet ran exclusivly down to them...you'd think the cable company would want to pick up all the extra business along the way.....
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:03 PM

you last sentence should have read "do you think......"

to be in accordance with the rules as established by Bacon Boy


how do you pronouce Sylacauga?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:19 PM

Originally Posted By: kitten
prolly peepers.


are you hungry?


leave me out of the question thread!

damn rowdies!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:28 PM

I hear ya Peeps!

do you hear me yodeling?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:44 PM

Please forgive me...I'm like ET said earlier new to the crowd! Thanks to everybody for allowing me to join in!

It is pronounced Syl-a-cau-ga ...and make sure you put some twang on it...don'tcha think????

Did I do it right????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:47 PM

Originally Posted By: kaytee
Please forgive me...I'm like ET said earlier new to the crowd! Thanks to everybody for allowing me to join in!


just follow my lead and post non-sensical comments within this thread without a question, BaconBoy and Ms. B like it
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:48 PM

Very pleasant rebound, kaytee. I'll be able to take your name off my list of non-compliant BOLers.

Now, Peepers, in the other hand. Well, what can we do?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:50 PM

Can we just take a nap???
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:52 PM

kaytee, buck the establishment!

don't give in to BaconBoy (unless he's really made of bacon and he's offering free samples of himself)

don't go down the wrong path!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:53 PM

Peepers, don't go corrupting another fine poster.

You're such a punk. You know that, don't you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:54 PM

Mr P...I think I did buck that establishment...but it wasn't on purpose!!!

Don'tcha think???? Have I got the hang of it now????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:56 PM

you gave in to the dark side, now I must search for another apprentice
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 09:57 PM

You successfully fulfilled both requirements of this thread in your post, kaytee. You answered a question (sort of a question, because Peepers fails every time to ask an adequate question) and you asked a question using question marks. You get a check plus for the day.


Is it almost quitting time?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/05/08 10:03 PM

Mr. P...I'm sorry that I wasn't converted on this one...check me on another thread cause I'm sure you'll catch me lurking in the dark shadows on one of those me being a rather newbie and all.

Thank you very kindly BB...it is for me in 1 min and no OT tonight cause...it's FRIDAY and I ain'ta gonna do it!!!

AM I???

P.S. All of you have a great weekend.... K?????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 10:59 AM

Just say "no" to OT.


Should I be this sore from cleaning up my yard from Gustav debris?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 12:10 PM

Why wouldn't you be? (Q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:36 PM

LaBG...I'm totally sore this morning and I didn't do any of the work you did, sorry you had too b/c of Gustav.... I must be getting too old...don'tcha think???

This is probably the only thread I've actually gotten down thanks to Pale above...and that was a loaded question...don'tcha know???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:37 PM

yes, why wouldn't you be in light of how much work you did, and how much you have in store with Ike?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:39 PM

i wish Ike would just go away


Think that will happen?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:46 PM

nope, he is coming for you! right over Houston, down 290......

are you skeered?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:50 PM

yeah...and that means family will be fleeing and showing up on my doorstep


when should i expect them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:55 PM

no later than next Friday, maybe Thursday......

will Mom and Dad put a crimp in your weekend plans? (do y'all share any interests?)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 01:57 PM

well they probably wouldn't be "into" my weekends plans...but Mom and Dad come first


are y'all preparing for lots of rain?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:05 PM

took the lid off the rain bucket!

did y'all know that young rowdies like Ms. B has special places in their hearts for older people...?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:35 PM

I did not know that.


Is "y'all" expanding outside Texas borders or is it still a Texas thing?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:36 PM

idk...i think it's a "southern thang"


why don't you start saying it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:37 PM

No, I was not aware of that. Of course, I'm not one of these "young rowdies" of whom you speak, so how would I know such things??
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:43 PM

I just about did when I was traveling alot in Texas.


How about waitresses that call you "honey"?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:50 PM

I call a lot of people honey...it's just a 'thang' we do here.



Does that bother you Excess?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 02:59 PM

Nope.


Do you call people "darling" too?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 03:11 PM

yep...i'm guilty of that


should i stop...darlin'?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 03:44 PM

I can't see you stopping.

Are you "fix'n" to do something?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 03:46 PM

I hope you wouldn't darlin'

do you call all your honeys "babe"?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 04:18 PM

Sometimes


I'm fixin to go to lunch, are you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 04:20 PM

I'm not hungry, yet.

Can someone please explain why Sarah and Bristol Palin have not been vilified by the public the way Lynn and Jamie Lynn Spears were?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 04:37 PM

Because celebrities, for whatever reason, are considered role models in America whereas politicians are considered evil and awful just the way they are so vilification would be redundant.

What Seattle like in October?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 04:43 PM

Seattle usually gets cold and rainy in October. We're probably enjoying the last of the sunshine this month.

Are you planning to visit?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 05:09 PM

only if the inlaws make me!

how could a sunshine boy think of traveling to the land of the eternal cloud cover?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 05:24 PM

Maybe he wants to visit the only Starbucks left in America.

Is anyone else reserving their opinion on where Ike will go until Wed like my?



(planning for the worst, hoping for the best - again)
Posted By: EmiJo

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 05:27 PM

Maybe Ike is looking for Tina
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:23 PM

well Tina's not on the Gulf Coast...so he can look elsewhere


do you know how to swim?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:25 PM

Emijo: I am whispering here, you see if you don't ask a question, the BaconBoy gets real snarky and all up in your face, like the punk that he is......

I think all you had to do was put a ? mark at the end of you statement, and it would go from a statement to a question - pretty cool eh?

Anyway, hasn't that Ike assumed room temperature?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:26 PM

I can do the swim Ms. B

can you do the mashed potatoes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:26 PM

Becka, it is possible that we're traveling to Seattle in October.
Pa, I get over 300 sunny days in Phx, so a couple of cloudy days could be a nice change.

Dear EmiJo:

On Monday, December 31, 2007, the Question Thread was created with the simple instructions of "Answer a question; ask a question." In the months since then, a small contingent of BOLers have defied the established rules of this thread by either making comments that were not directly related to the question to which s/he is responding or failing to include a question in her/his post. As the unofficial Question Thread Stalker, it is my unofficial duty to point out when a BOLer is non-compliant in this thread.

With that said, please apply the "Answer a question; ask a question" practice to all future posts in the Question Thread. If you have any questions, please feel free to refer to the initial post establishing this thread. Or just ask it in here, after you have answered a question first, of course.

Sincerely,

BB




Hey, EmiJo! Why have you been gone for so long?

(And you do know I'm joshing you, right?)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:28 PM

not sure about Emi, but I know you are a punk!

if you make it to Seattle, can you stop by Marrowstone Island and see you grandparents?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:30 PM

Sure thing, Pa!!

Should we take a poll to discover how many BOLers think me to be a punk?

Rad!!!
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:35 PM

I don't think your a punk BB

Didn't you take me off you non comply BOLers since Mr. P didn't sway me to the dark side??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 06:35 PM

I don't think we need a poll...

Be sure to let me know if you'll be in Seattle and maybe we can do something fun together

Is anyone thinking about Halloween costumes yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 07:05 PM

I'm thinking about Halloween!! And I'll let you know if it is Seattle we're going for vacation.

And kaytee is off my non-comply short list.

Don't you think streaming videos of movies are the greatest?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 07:18 PM

uhhh ooooo...short list? I'm scared now!

Ummm Becca I don't have to worry about costumes anymore yea! Are you looking forward to Thanksgiving and that kind of dressing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 07:24 PM

Well, actually I was thinking of borrowing a friend's bread machine to make homemade croutons for the dressing, perhaps something sage, rosemary and roasted garlic for the base. Do you have any suggestions?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 09:50 PM

Andrew Zimmern might...

Why don't you ask him?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 10:34 PM

I don't "know him that well"

Do you hate Fantasy Football???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 10:46 PM

Well, "hate" is a strong word, but I don't particularly care for it.

Isn't there something better to follow "fantasy"?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/08/08 11:23 PM

I think not....

Does that upset you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 02:46 AM

Yes it does. I'm crying my eyes out...

Will you wipe my tears?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 10:38 AM

Yes, with a brillo pad.

Is that OK?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:18 AM

Owwwwww! That hurt DQ!


Are you in a bad mood this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:20 AM

I have a cold, a headache and my throat is sore.

Are you cranky when you are sick?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:23 AM

Nah - I leave that for my husband. He gets cranky enough for everyone within about a 3 mile radius.


Why must men be like that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 12:50 PM

because they're really just big babies that need to be taken care of...


Can I go home...crawl into bed...and start over?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 12:52 PM

heck no! get to work

bunch of whiners! slackers! you don't see me goofing off!


why do the rowdies complain so?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 12:55 PM

who's complaining? i just wanna "do over"


are you crankier than your usual "cranky" today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 12:58 PM

you have seen me crankier!

do you think Ike will veer south if we stay cranky?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 12:59 PM

i'd hate to send Ike to our southern neighbors...but let's stay cranky just in case!


are you ready to rumble?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:02 PM

I have had my oatmeal, so I am ready to tear apart a rowdy or two!

are you volunteering?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:04 PM



what do you have against a lil' "rowdiness"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:05 PM

nothing.


Did you watch Intervention last night?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:05 PM

Nooooo - Not Ms.B - she's just as sweet as can be!

How can you pick on her so Pale?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:07 PM

AG...i watched Intervention last night...it was the "After Treatment" reunion

Pooh...i don't know why he picks on me so much.


why are the lights so bright in here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:07 PM

I am ready for some intervention!!!!

do you subscribe to "tough love"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:08 PM

The lights are not bright!


Was it not you who said there were 4 interventionists?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:09 PM

there ARE 4 interventionists!!!! look it up, skippy!


don't you believe me?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:09 PM

Sure - if it includes leather and whips!

Don't you feel well Ms. B?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:09 PM

Mornin everybody!...might I say I'm cranky too!

Why does EVERYBODY you know have to ask you to do something before it's even 10 am?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:09 PM

No, I don't.


Why did only 3 come on the show?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:11 PM

The fourth one didn't feel well.


Was the fourth one with Ms.B?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:20 PM

i feel fine!!!!!!!!


why is AG ruffling my feathers?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:20 PM

No 'ruffling.'


I just want to know, how come the alleged fourth has never been seen by me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:23 PM

i guarantee you have seen her...u just don't remember (alcohol will do that to your memory)

http://www.aetv.com/intervention/int_interventionists.jsp


you aren't drinking already this morning...are you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:24 PM

Well maybe only one or two.

How can it be that I have never seen that woman?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:29 PM

idk...seems like i remember her from one or two episodes


where do you keep the extra paper?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:31 PM

we don't, we have a bidet!

why are the rowdies (even kaytee) are edge?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:32 PM

huh? (Q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:33 PM

I need some peace until 10 am...it should be a rule

Pale...where were you last night for the liver and cream tater meal?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:47 PM

he's not answering....


well PR...where were you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:50 PM

Must be avoiding the question.


Well Pale, were you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:50 PM

I know Ms B! He's ingoring me...and I was even praying for them Texans some rain for that drought last night as it was pouring at our house!

Did you get any rain?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 01:53 PM

no rain yet...but it's coming later this week probably (depending on what Ike does)


what kind of trouble can we cause today? ::evil grin::
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 03:23 PM

Sounds interesting Ms. B.

What can I do to help?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 03:29 PM

jumping Jehosaphat! I can't be in 12 places at the same time!

sorry kaytee, I think those directions you gave me took me to Clovis, is that close by?

but I can report we got a brief shower at 9 p.m.; were you praying then?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 03:33 PM

PAAAIIILLLLLEEEEE...That's SSSyyyylllllaaaacaaauuuuga!!!

Must I give you the pronunciation test again????

Would it count if I was praying an hour before that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:02 PM

of course, you were praying eastern time zone for me in the central!!!!


it has been an interesting day in the cooler, si'?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:04 PM

somewhat entertaining today...

do you think prayers will really help in your case?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:07 PM

I think he may need all of the prayers he can get.

Don't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:08 PM

you're probably right...couldn't hurt


do you believe in miracles?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:09 PM

I once saw one on 34th Street.



Does that count?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:09 PM

Pale...Ms B may be right cause I'm in the Central Time Zone too! LOL Let's say I was praying them your way....

Can somebody drop me some spare change for a massage?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:10 PM

the rain falls on the wicked (me) as well as the righteous (you)!

did you know the prayers of a jackass can help?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:11 PM

YIKES!!!!

No I didn't??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:12 PM

That's the great thing about prayer - it can come from anyone, but still gets listened to.


What's for lunch today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:15 PM

mexican food


did he just call me a jackass?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:15 PM

I'm having left over liver and cream taters since PR didn't show up last night...

What scrumpcioulicious are you having Pooh?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:15 PM

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

You?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:20 PM

Pasta w/tomato sauce.

Dessert?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:25 PM

looks like I am having shoe leather for dessert...

do you like the taste of a big shoe?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:29 PM

No, you wanna feel a big shoe? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 04:30 PM

No.

Isn't JJ the one with the "foot fetish?"
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:29 PM

among other festishes...


doesn't that make life more interesting?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:33 PM

it might do that,

but what makes the world go around?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:34 PM

lust...errrr...i mean love


do you like going 'round and 'round?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:37 PM

in the circle game?

wasn't that a song by Judy Collins?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:39 PM

Don't know.

Was that before my time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:44 PM

The Circle Game
by Joni Mitchell

Yesterday a child came out to wonder
Caught a dragonfly inside a jar
Fearful when the sky was full of thunder
And tearful at the falling of a star

Then the child moved ten times round the seasons
Skated over ten clear frozen streams
Words like when you're older must appease him
And promises of someday make his dreams

And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

Sixteen springs and sixteen summers gone now
Cartwheels turn to car wheels thru the town
And they tell him take your time it won't be long now
Till you drag your feet to slow the circles down

And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

So the years spin by and now the boy is twenty
Though his dreams have lost some grandeur coming true
There'll be new dreams maybe better dreams and plenty
Before the last revolving year is through

And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

Oops!

Joni Mitchell, not Judy
I always got these two mixed up

anyway late 60's
is that before "your time"?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:49 PM

Yes.


Why are some people so annoying?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:50 PM

idk!


I don't have a question.
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:52 PM

HI PJS!!!!!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:53 PM

well, why not?

did you know Truffle now knows what you look like?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:54 PM

Where are your questions????????????????????? (Q&A)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:55 PM

hey AG!


You talking to me chief or AG?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:59 PM

you pj!

did you know AG is not a friend on myspace?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 06:59 PM

I'm a nothing on my space.


Did you know her name was pjS?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:02 PM

go on!

why would a grown woman name herself after sleeping attire?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:03 PM

yes...i knew that


does the S need to be that big though?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:04 PM

Then your location should read "Looking for pjs' daughter." Si como no?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:06 PM

oh that's nice chief-

why isn't AG my friend?

listen mister! the pjs is my initials - not my pj's.

I haven't gone to our county fair isn't that weird of me?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:07 PM

Please Frank don't give him any help!!
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Then your location should read "Looking for pjs' daughter." Si como no?


good catch, SF!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:09 PM

Yes - I think it is!

Can I come down and we can go together? I love county fairs!
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:10 PM

you can- it goes until Thursday.
Guess I have (had) no one to go with


Can you believe I'm missing french fries, cotton candy, soft pretzels, peanuts, etc?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:11 PM

I don't think my Aricept is working any longer, the posts in the cooler are making little sense....

I may need to ship a thousand head of cattle north before Ike gets here, can anyone take in a calf or two?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:14 PM

oh I'd love to chief- send all to me
my land was cattle before it can be cattle trodden again.


When can I expect them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:14 PM

That depends, by calf, do you mean a freezer full of steaks?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
oh that's nice chief-

why isn't AG my friend?




Facebook is where it's at, lady.

Don't you think myspace is so a year and a half ago?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:26 PM

dunno...i'm a newbie to it


are you a facebook snob?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:30 PM

No.

Should you let people from BOL into your personal life?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:32 PM

no way! (i don't let people in my personal life into my personal life)


does that make sense?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:33 PM

I'm beginning to wonder about that one!!?!!



As long as they don't hurt you I think its ok
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:36 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
Originally Posted By: pjs
oh that's nice chief-

why isn't AG my friend?




Facebook is where it's at, lady.

Don't you think myspace is so a year and a half ago?


so that's how it is is it?

No myspace is not so a year and a half ago either.
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:51 PM

I guess so...


I don't understand facebook really, do you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 07:52 PM

i heard it was for guys who couldn't get........






















a girlfriend


is that true?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:02 PM

Yes.

Wouldn't it be easier if MySpace and Facebook merged?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:02 PM

glad you said it and not me!



I thought it was for all those lonely college kids.

I don't get it much either Spec-

Why does AG need a girlfriend?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:04 PM

I love MYSPACE...my daughter refuses to let me get a Facebook though!

But I like MySpace better (more creative) than Facebook anyways...don't you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:06 PM

He's really into expensive accessories...

Don't you know men like pretty objects?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:07 PM

I don't get facebook- brings out the weirdos.


yeah, myspace moves pretty good.

Why do they have meetings at 6PM when all you wanna do is go home and pass out???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:08 PM

Perhaps because they're trying to gauge the commitment of the company's employees? (A&Q)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:09 PM

oh does that mean AG is pretty??????


AWE!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:12 PM

Originally Posted By: pjs
oh does that mean AG is pretty??????


AWE!





Um, I didn't realize AG was someone's pretty piece of flesh.

Did you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:15 PM

No, I thought he was looking for a pretty piece of flesh...

How long do you suppose it will take him to find one?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:29 PM

The search will end when I meet pjs daughter.


She could charter a boat right across the lake?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:34 PM

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:35 PM

i'm sure she'd rather take a slow boat to China!


she has better taste than that...right pjs?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:37 PM

really!

Can any good thing come out of Buffalo?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:38 PM

wings! the Sabres two seasons ago! Loganberry!

shall I stop?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:39 PM

please....don't.......stop


is that too much to ask?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:44 PM

way too much!!


isn't there such a thing as TMI?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:54 PM

Yes and no.


How's that answer?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:56 PM

Wishy washy.

How do you really know who you are talking to online?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 08:56 PM

wishy-washy


are you going out tonight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 09:06 PM

Yep

Are you staying in tonight?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 09:41 PM

yup


Who goes out on a Tuesday night?
.....(am I really getting that old?)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 09:45 PM

I do.

Who wouldn't go out on a tuesday?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 10:22 PM

I'm going out in the rain....

What's for supper?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 10:45 PM

Pork chops, mashed taters and green peas, I think.


What are you eating?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:13 PM

Chicken taco salad...

Have you tried myyearbook.com?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:24 PM

Can't say I have.

What's it about?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/09/08 11:50 PM

KInda like facebook and Myspace but easier.

You gonna check it out?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 02:21 AM

I do believe I will!

How was your fair?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 02:21 AM

I do believe I will!

How was your fair?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 10:30 AM

Fair.

Why are ya stuttering?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 10:41 AM

Didn't know I had when I posted it!

And how is her highness this Wed morning? Are you feeling better?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 10:54 AM

No, I actually feel worse, thanks for asking.

Should I go home early again?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:05 AM

YES! If you are like me you can't concentrate when your head is throbbing.

Why would you want to stay?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:06 AM

I don't really. I am reading the new OFAC prop regs and it is making me dizzy.

Did you have breakfast today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:21 AM

No.


Did you eat yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:40 AM

I just did a few minutes ago.

What are you having?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 12:06 PM

A cup of coffee and a meeting!

Sound appetizing?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 12:25 PM



What kind of meeting?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:06 PM

the boring kind...where nothing is accomplished and it's a waste of everybody's time


is there any other kind?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:12 PM

I guess not.

don't you think you ought to have a biscuit for an avatar?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:16 PM

at one time, i looked for one...but couldn't find one i liked (not enough "butter")


did you eat breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:19 PM

yes, the cafeteria had sausage and egg sandwiches today.

Are you going out to dinner tonight?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:21 PM

actually...i AM going out to dinner tonight


i don't eat breakfast...is that bad?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:24 PM

No, sometimes I don't either.

Do you always have lunch?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:30 PM

Usually - even though it may be at 11 AM because I'm hungry from not having breakfast.

Where to for dinner Ms.B?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 01:58 PM

i don't know...it's a surprise! (i hope there's a big, juicy, piece of meat involved)


i might need to know so i'll know what to wear though...right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:06 PM

Wear whatever makes you feel beautiful!

Shouldn't you always do that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
(i hope there's a big, juicy, piece of meat involved)




Do I have to MAW here???? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:27 PM

steak...steak i tell you!!!!! (what else would i be talkin' about???)


do you like salmon?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:29 PM

Love salmon - never was big on any type of fish until the last several year, but now I'd rather have fish than steak.

Is that heresy?????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:39 PM

to me it is.

Do you like shellfish?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 04:41 PM

I love raw oysters!

Do you like Tilapia?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 05:47 PM

Yes, but I like catfish better.


How hard is it to sheetrock a ceiling?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 05:58 PM

Pretty hard, we did it. you need a 2 x 4 (with a piece of wood attached, like a "T") to help hold it up while someone else uses the nail gun. It was heavy as all he((.

Why don't you have someone come in to do it for you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 06:00 PM

Most likely too expensive! Our son did it recently, but he likes to do that type of thing.

Fixing the damage to your house from Gustav, Tigger?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 06:54 PM

where's chief? Is he ok?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 10:53 PM

I'm sure he's fine. And yes Pooh, getting ready to fix the damage.

Do you think I'm in for a rough time with it all?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:17 PM

Nope...

You do have a professional to call if things don't work out, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/10/08 11:27 PM

I think we actually will call a professional to begin with.


It would be better not to risk it, don't you think?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 01:53 PM

I totally agree!

Where does everybody get their cool avatars?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 01:56 PM

we can't tell you. it's a secret.

was that mean?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 01:59 PM

YES!!!

Do you feel bad today?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:03 PM

no...i feel like a treat!


wanna have some fun?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:03 PM

i do feel bad. i couldn't sleep, i yelled at the cats, and the security guard is stoopid.

have you googled "avatars"?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:06 PM

I'm really sorry! Hope you feel better soon!!! Dadgem ole security guard!

I have googled them but so many come up...didn't know if there was a certain one you used?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:09 PM

kaytee, did you check your PMs?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:12 PM

I did! Thanks...you're the GREATEST!!!!


Do you feel better today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:17 PM

No, still feel like [censored], but I have a 3 hr conf call and I am home, so at least I am comfy.

Thanks for asking!

what avatar are you going to pick?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:31 PM

Dagnabit ole colds! urrrrrggg

no...I haven't decided yet, boss came in while I was lookin kinda scary dontcha think???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/11/08 02:32 PM

Nah, tell him it is for the bank's new compliance newsletter.

Ya think?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:22 PM

I'm hungry...I need a snack attack!

any suggestions?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:29 PM

I'd grab Fried Snickers....I hear he knows how to statisfy!


Who's ready to dance?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:34 PM



maybe I should wait...ya think?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:36 PM

Wait....to dance? Never!

Why would you want to wait?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:58 PM

we are in a tight spot here!!!!

I may have been better off getting over to Austin or San Antonio

I may be dancin', but only because this wind picks me up and tosses me around
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 04:59 PM

i feel for ya' and all...but this IS a "question thread" buddy


Why don't you come to Austin?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:07 PM

what's the diff?

either way I am doomed!!!

(question came first)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:09 PM

what...

you think Austin is doomed to?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:11 PM

Does anyone else think that PR is not doomed? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Tilt-a-Whirl
what...

you think Austin is doomed to?



my choices are stand up to Ike here or stand up to you in Austin!

that is a conundrum wrapped up in a mystery!

I just figure either way has its severe risks......
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:35 PM

still not quite getting the thread chief...

question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:55 PM

Dear Pale Rider,

It is with great sorrow that I must inform you your posting privileges have been revoked in the Question Thread. Our office has documented eight (8) occurrences in which the rules of this thread have been posted specifically for your consideration. As such, and with said disclosure being repeatedly made available for your information and education, you are requested to no longer post in the Question Thread until you are fully capable of first answering the former question and secondly asking a question.

Any comments, concerns or complaints should be directed to our Customer Service Department at 637-5309.

Sincerely,
The Question Stalker


Do you think Pa will find this funny or do you think it'll make him ?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 05:59 PM

We can't really know, since he isn't allowed to reply here...

Do all the carny names today mean there's another coaster trip?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 06:00 PM

Probably He's a cranky old coot!


I thought the cooler already had a Bugs Bunny??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 06:43 PM

don't I need the area code to call and express my extreme displeasure with one young man?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 06:51 PM

You would actually need a full phone number.

I thought he was banned, so why is PR still here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 06:57 PM

I cannot be banned foo!

I am the banner

y'all are the bannee's

can you dig it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:07 PM



I can dig it, Pa.

Are you saying that I'm being considered for banning because of my authoritative yet nonsensical posts??
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:11 PM

I'm thinkin I was diggin ur authority.... uhhhh

hummmm what kind of water ride you on anyways?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:31 PM

I'm like the log ride where you and your friends get into a log shaped vessel, are corralled around a bend then up a ramp, sometimes jogged around up high then sent down a slide.

Have you ever been to Cedar Point?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:40 PM

LOVE the LOG RIDES!!! whoooohoooo fun! eee!

No...where is that?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:43 PM

It's in Ohio...it's the rollar coaster capital of the world...

Is everyone on countdown to 5:00 PM?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:53 PM

It isn't 5 pm yet???

(I just poured myself a strong one...)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 07:54 PM

what's a countdown?

and, do you think BB realizes he is not on the potential banned list?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:14 PM

I'm not sure what a countdown is either...

And WHY isn't BB on the LIST is what I want to know?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:16 PM

BB is most definitely on the "persons of interest" list


are you surprised?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:19 PM

that's a negative....

where are you whirling off to this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:21 PM

Yes, actually. I thought my work for the BOR Directors was a safeguard against being put in that list.

Anyone else not thinking about work right now and wishing the work-day was over?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:21 PM

well...i was supposed to be going to the Houston ballet...Ike says otherwise. guess we're doing "plan B"


what are your weekend plans?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:25 PM

my daughter is coming home from college so planning on hanging out with her! YEA!!!

Are you like BB and ready to get out of here already?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:27 PM

I am, like, BB and ready to get the rock outta here!!!


Why does Cafe Roma think it's so odd that I want my marinara sauce inside my calzone and not just on the side?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:32 PM

cool...hope you have fun spending time with your daughter!

i'm so ready to get outta here i could SCREAMMMMMMMMMM!


maybe we should ditch out early?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:35 PM

THANKS!!!! I'm excited!!!

Get in the car....Do you want me to drive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 08:36 PM

na, that wouldn't be any fun!

you might want to check under your desk if you need a scream?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 09:08 PM

what desk??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 09:44 PM

please check under your couch, ok?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 09:58 PM

No, not ok!

What are we looking for?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/12/08 11:14 PM

We're looking for a revolution.

Would you like to join?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/13/08 01:07 AM

Not really....

Who exactly are you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/14/08 09:33 PM

Same old Tig.


Is the investigation over yet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 01:09 AM

What investigation do you speak of (Q&A) ?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:34 AM

the one proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are a rowdy!

do you confess?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 12:51 PM

i have nothing to confess...and besides...


what good would that do?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 01:37 PM

confession is good for the soul, no?

(but really young lady, you need to confess where that sword goes once past the throat.....)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:25 PM

good for the soul...i suppose


why are you so concerned with my sword swallowing abilities?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:33 PM

me?

I have no interest in your sword!

did you know there is a curfew in Houston starting at 9 p.m.?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:35 PM

yes...i heard about that


isn't there a curfew at your house?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:37 PM

No, but I always return home at a reasonable hour.


Is the circus in town?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:40 PM

Looks like it.

who's in PR's avatar?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 02:51 PM

that's Cheyenne you silly girl!

didn't you ever see the dirty dozen?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:01 PM

No, I thought that it was Robert Mitchum...

Did you see the original Cape Fear?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:29 PM

yes, and it skeered me something fierce!

but this is Clint Walker, 6 feet 6 inches and a body builder back in the 50's. He is still alive!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:37 PM

hmmmm...i'm trying really, really hard...but i just don't see a question there


don't you just love this cooler weather?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:41 PM

It was fabulous this morning! I wished I would have slept with my windows open?

Do you like to sleep with your windows open when its cool?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:53 PM

Yes I do! Had 'em open yesterday when the wind was a blowin'


What's for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 03:59 PM

tex-mex....yummy!

how about you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:05 PM

I will have what your having! well, except for that sword!


do you like greeen sauce or red sauce?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:08 PM

I prefer my 'sauce' to contain ethanol...


How many days until the weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:08 PM

It depends, are you talking Italian? (Q&A)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:29 PM

Lobster boy - Too, too many!

DQ - PR is most likely not - me, I am always talking Italian!


Can we go home yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:30 PM

Only if I can.


Should we all play sick today?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:43 PM

Sounds good to me - I just want to go home, curl up, and sleep until tomorrow morning.


How about you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:51 PM

might as well!

the majority of branches around here have no power!

so has Ike made it to Canada yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 04:57 PM

Looks like he stalled near the MO & AR border...

http://www.stormpulse.com/fullscreen/hurricane-ike-2008
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:37 PM

^^^no question^^^

i've never been to canada.

have you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:40 PM

Dear Devil Queen;

Are you for real? How many times have you viewed the repeated postings of the rules of the Question Thread? Seriously. I can accept from Pa not remembering to ask a question because he does it all the time. But you? Come on.

:sigh: Not a good start to the week, people.

Question Thread Stalker.



Should we all just go home for the week?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:41 PM

Oh, and I ♥ Canada!!

Quote:
Should we all just go home for the week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:43 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Dear Devil Queen;

Are you for real? How many times have you viewed the repeated postings of the rules of the Question Thread? Seriously. I can accept from Pa not remembering to ask a question because he does it all the time. But you? Come on.

:sigh: Not a good start to the week, people.

Question Thread Stalker.



Should we all just go home for the week?


Dear QTS,
I am so embarrassed and ashamed. Will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
-DQ
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:44 PM

^^^good use of a question, dq^^^

do you really feel badly?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:44 PM

Well, I suppose. But if I'm ever in Jersey you're so taking me to dinner or for tea or something.

Sound fair?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:49 PM

I would LOVE to come to jersey for tea...but I'm scared to fly and it's too far to drive for a weekend

Do you like to fly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:54 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Well, I suppose. But if I'm ever in Jersey you're so taking me to dinner or for tea or something.

Sound fair?


"for tea", OMCod, what are you thinking? (Q&A)

(If any of you come to Joisey, you had better let me know!)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:55 PM

Yes, I rather do. I don't even mind turbulence. I pretend to be sleeping through it.

Does that make me odd??
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 05:56 PM

Is this a trick question? should I answer that???? (DOUBLE Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:04 PM

I'm sure it is.


Is it bad that I'll be near Jersey in Oct but not close enough to visit the DQ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:05 PM



Does that make you sad, too?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:05 PM

You should try to, DQ has awesome new blizzard treats!


What's in pea soup besides peas??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:06 PM

yes...you should go visit her if you're going to be that close


will you be near Joisey for business or pleasure?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:08 PM

Pleasure.

Should I see exactly how far I will be from her?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:12 PM

carrots, onions, potatoes, bay leaves, salt, pepper, chervil, diced ham or a ham hock.

Wanna make some?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:13 PM

no.

wth is ham hock?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:15 PM

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/hamhock.jpg

smoked ham hock Notes: These are sometimes thrown into Southern stews or soups to lend a smoky flavor. Substitutes: cubed ham (substitute 1/4 pound ham per hock) OR smoked turkey drumsticks OR salt pork OR bacon

You never had it?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:15 PM

You seriously have never heard of ham hocks before??? (Q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:16 PM

I don't think so.

Have you ever hocked a lugee?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:16 PM

I use them in my white beans.



Do you use salt meat too?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:17 PM

you use lugees in your white beans, Tigger?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:17 PM

you put lugees in your white beans???


am i misunderstanding something?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:21 PM

I don't think so.

She uses lugees in her white beans?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:21 PM



I don't think I want any of Tigger's beans



Is time passing slowly today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:24 PM

Yes.

Did the last few posts make you LOLoad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:33 PM

no, I like bean soup, especially mixing New England and cajun recipes!

do we have to mod AG for that luge comment?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:36 PM

Absolutly not!!! I've read much worse.

And isn't what you spelled a sporting event?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:37 PM

yes, similar to the bob sled.

do you like BOB-sledding?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:38 PM

Do you need a customized sled for BOB-sledding? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:38 PM

i love it when AG talks dirty and says "luge"



does anybody else do this ----> when PR posts?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:39 PM

Everyday


If you have to ask if someone has to be MOD, are you qualified to be said MOD?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Lion Girl
Do you need a customized sled for BOB-sledding? (Q&A)


not customized, but sometimes it's hard to find the right one otherwise.

Originally Posted By: Sword Swallower
i


does anybody else do this ----> when PR posts?


most of the time, yes.


is that wrong?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:46 PM

nah...it's just the way it is


so...back to BOB sledding...is yours "customized"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:49 PM

it is. my BOB sled is a perfect fit.


is yours?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:53 PM

oh yeah...perfect fit


do have more than one BOB sled?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:54 PM

and you wonder why there is an ever increasing need for mods?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:55 PM

no...i rarely wonder about that


are you saying there IS a need for more mods?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:57 PM

without question!

just look at the previous few posts and this serious breach of posting etiquette, will you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:58 PM

so lemme get this straight...

we are not allowed to discuss Olympic events now?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 06:59 PM

::looked at previous posts::

So, SS, what would you need more than one BOB sled for? One for practice - one for competition? One for speed - one for leisure??

Enlighten me
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:03 PM

exactly...depending on the time of year, environmental factors and the abilities of the team members participating


are thinking about joining a team?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:04 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Dear Pale Rider,

It is with great sorrow that I must inform you your posting privileges have been revoked in the Question Thread. Our office has documented eight (8) occurrences in which the rules of this thread have been posted specifically for your consideration. As such, and with said disclosure being repeatedly made available for your information and education, you are requested to no longer post in the Question Thread until you are fully capable of first answering the former question and secondly asking a question.

Any comments, concerns or complaints should be directed to our Customer Service Department at 637-5309.

Sincerely,
The Question Stalker


Do you think Pa will find this funny or do you think it'll make him ?


I thought it was 837-5309...was I wrong, Jenny?!?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:05 PM

It's a consideration...my time is kind of contrained though...

Is there a lot of practice involved?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Dear Pale Rider,

It is with great sorrow that I must inform you your posting privileges have been revoked in the Question Thread. Our office has documented eight (8) occurrences in which the rules of this thread have been posted specifically for your consideration. As such, and with said disclosure being repeatedly made available for your information and education, you are requested to no longer post in the Question Thread until you are fully capable of first answering the former question and secondly asking a question.

Any comments, concerns or complaints should be directed to our Customer Service Department at 637-5309.

Sincerely,
The Question Stalker


Do you think Pa will find this funny or do you think it'll make him ?


I thought it was 867-5309...was I wrong, Jenny?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:11 PM

You are right, but I don't know that song.

Can you see how embarassed I am over here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:12 PM

I still need the area code, don't I?

and when are these rowdies going to stop with the Big Orange Book?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:17 PM

Just pick up the phone and say "Operator, Can you help me place this call?"

(Does this count as Q & A?)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:18 PM

Sure

What is the big orange book?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:25 PM

i believe it's "code" for something...knowing the source


where can i find a good Big Orange Book?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:28 PM

Kirchman's regulatory service appendige challenged young girl! the big orange book is BOB!

♪....the number is old and faded

thank you for your time

you've been so much more than kind....♪

Jim Croce was a good song writer, no?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Sword Swallower
i believe it's "code" for something...knowing the source


where can i find a good Big Orange Book?


is that the book that they use at AA? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:30 PM

i gathered the Big Orange Book was BOB, skippy


isn't that a funny name....Croce?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:30 PM

and left us too young...Yes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:42 PM

I am not your skippy!

and indeed ET, he left us too soon

and Croce, that's French right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 07:43 PM

i'm not sure if it's French...but i'll take your word for it


are you grumpy today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:18 PM

what?

me, grumpy?


have you ever known me to be grumpy, darlin?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:28 PM

is that a rhetorical question?


you didn't really want me to answer....did you?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:29 PM

Maybe he thought you were one of the 7 Dwarfs...

Can you name them all?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:30 PM

the "actual" 7 dwarfs? or the "naughty" version? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:36 PM

Q&A

and just how long do you think that post would suvive, bucko?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:38 PM

Come on Pale........
.....it would be fun

Wouldn't it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:38 PM

yeah...i know...party pooper!


where can a girl have any fun around here?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 08:46 PM

girls

they just want to have fun!

the watercooler is a place for serious contemplation and discourse! when will the rowdies take hold of this concept?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:01 PM

well not being of the "rowdy subset", i can't speak for them...but i, for one, will never take hold of that concept


now...where did Pooh go?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:19 PM

^^^^

yea riiiiiiiiggggghhhhTTT!!!!
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Sword Swallower
well not being of the "rowdy subset", i can't speak for them...but i, for one, will never take hold of that concept


now...where did Pooh go?


she went to drink with her sons!



what's your coolest scar from?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:23 PM

On my thigh where I stabbed myself (accidentally!!) with a pair of scissors...

What about you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:23 PM

Here I am - It's Monday, end of year, lots and lots to do - Geesh!

From the BOL Thread Page: BOL Watercooler: "The spot to blow off steam and have fun."

Now tell me, where does it say: "the watercooler is a place for serious contemplation and discourse! when will the rowdies take hold of this concept? "

Can you answer me that one Big Guy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:39 PM

IDK, my Pa is pretty set in his ways. But you really can't blame him.

What did people do before the Internet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:42 PM

play parchesee, bridge, shuffleboard - IDK

what were you doing in the 70's? feeding those computer cards into the card reader?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:44 PM

I was being born in the 70's, thank you very much...

Is it 5:00 PM yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:48 PM

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.


Do you still have fond memories of your dot matrix printer?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:49 PM

On the East Coast - Yes.
Central Zone - Almost.

What was I doing in the 70's?????
Wouldn't you like to know?????
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 09:53 PM

Quote:
parchesee



PR...please don't get DQ started again!!!!

We liked to not live through last week... ya think?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 10:38 PM

Watch what you say there kaytee, hubby & sons have spent innumerable hours playing Parchese.

Did you know that it is the game of India?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 10:50 PM

No, I didn't know that.

Did you know I laughed last night?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 11:05 PM

Yeah, we heard you. You snort when you laugh.

Coincidence?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 11:10 PM

Not at all......And I do not put lugees in my white beans!

Derned slow server!!!


How are YOU doin?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 11:17 PM

I'm doing ok, considering.

Why are gov't offices in the state of CA so retarded? Is the gov't, state or federal, really as it is shown in "Burn After Reading?"
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/15/08 11:40 PM

Dip - come on now, it's a movie - pure fiction.

However, it is California, isn't it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 11:37 AM

It definitely is.



Do you think Pooh is sad this morning?

(Cowboys beat Eagles in "wild" game.)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 11:48 AM

pooh-bear is in "happy valley".

how could she be sad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 12:56 PM

idk...seems like she would be happy all the time

isn't Happy Valley where Hidden Valley ranch dressing is made?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 12:57 PM

She would be sad if someone took her honey....

Do you ever wonder which part of the chicken is the "nugget"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:00 PM

isn't the "nugget" right near the "oysters"? (Q&A)
(btw, the oysters are the best part of the chicken!!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:00 PM

these come from the males.

and don't you know Happy Valley is where ever I am?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:39 PM

errrr...no...i didn't know that


did i take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:39 PM

I think so.

Does that mean your close to California?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:42 PM

If so...kittmoo's got a job for ya


What did you have for breakfast?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:43 PM

i don't do breakfast....


would Trail Mix make a good breakfast?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:49 PM

is that the stuff from Happy Trails?

Where is Happy Gilmore?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:50 PM

he's hiding in my closet


where did my highlighter go?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 01:51 PM

AG is using it for something.



Do you think you will want it back?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 02:29 PM

the silence gives us the answer, doesn't it?

what does one do with a magic highlighter?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 02:36 PM

it won't be magic when ag gets done with it.

did i see someone is going to california?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 02:37 PM

I think so.

But, doesn't GD live there?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 02:37 PM

good thinking!

moo, where is that contract?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:54 PM

moo ate it...

what did it say?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:55 PM

::finishes chewing::

What contract??

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:56 PM

it was outlining the terms of what KitMoo needed done in CA.


what's for lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:57 PM

Not a contract!!

I'm thinking BK...or WhataBurger...

What about you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:58 PM

i had tuna. but i'm still hungry!!

what's whataburger?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 03:59 PM

I'm thinking Arby's.

But isn't any food good right about now?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:00 PM

Is it wrong that I LOLoad that kitty had tuna for lunch??
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:00 PM

yes
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:02 PM

I'm thinking chinese
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:03 PM

...and I am thinking where is your question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:03 PM

kitten, Whataburger is a great burger place where you can get your fill of nice greasy burgers. I ♥ it!


What's up with people forgetting to ask their question??
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:04 PM

It was there.

Didn't you hear the inflection at the end of my post?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:05 PM

Nope!

Can you hear me now?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:07 PM

nope
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:08 PM

where's yer question, Peeps?

BACON BOY!!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:09 PM

Peepers and AG......

i hear you AE!


why can't they play by the rules?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:10 PM

omg!!


I do it one time ever in my life and get ?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:11 PM

Cause they like the extra female attention...in some cases (like AG) ...it's all the attention they get...

Do you think that's why?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:12 PM

yes...and you know what they call "attention seekers"


don't you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:13 PM

i think you're a riot AG....

Why don't ya'll cut AG some slack? Just sayin?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:15 PM

slacks are not things AG wears!

but does his girlfriend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:21 PM

what girlfriend? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:22 PM

yeah...his left hand


isn't that a sweet relationship?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:23 PM

I'm am confused!

what are these women talking about?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:25 PM

pale...get on ur horse and ride buddy

Can't you keep up?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:26 PM

Not without the help of a little blue pill.


Are all the men around here in a dead zone?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:27 PM

Is that the show on USA with the guy from The Breakfast Club?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:28 PM

I dunno.


Where was your answer last time?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:29 PM

That was my answer dillhole...


Have you gone to lunch yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:32 PM

yeah, and I am inputing this from my blackberry goofball!

will you please not bother me at lunch?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:36 PM

could you take a really long lunch then? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 04:54 PM

do you think he really needs lunch? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:53 PM

yeah...he must eat his prunes to stay...well...you know


do you like prunes?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:54 PM

Ew. No. Ick.

Does anyone actually eat them?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:55 PM

Old people buy them in the grocery store.

Haven't you seen them?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:55 PM

yuuuuck!!! Not me!!!!!

But I am starvin...what should I eat besides a prune???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:57 PM

Pizza!


What do you want on it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:59 PM

BACON!!!


Would you expect anything else from me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:59 PM

The prune (Q&A)?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:59 PM

No, I like bacon on my pizza too.


Beer with that?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 05:59 PM

I ♥ bacon pizza...

Don't you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:06 PM

YESSSSS!



Do you like thin or thick crust on your pizza?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:08 PM

Thin crust so you can really taste the toppings.


What about a calzone?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:09 PM

LOVE Calzones


I like to dip them in ranch too...how about you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:11 PM

Never had a calzone.


Those the same as hot pockets?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:13 PM

similar concept...but better


are your pockets hot?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:15 PM

yeah, i keep peppers in 'em.



Want one?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:16 PM

No freezing.

Why is it necessary to have the AC blasting when it's not even 60 out?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:19 PM

Evidently you're putting out a lot of hot air..



Want me to send you a sweater vest?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:24 PM

He would rather cuddle...

Will you cuddle with him?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:24 PM

No, he smells like pee.


Why don't you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:25 PM

Because he smells like pee!

Why does he smell like pee, again?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:26 PM

I don't smell like pee. Wizzo, made up the rumor because she had a pee incident.


I wonder if she likes being called Wizzo?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:28 PM

Prolly not.


Still gonna call her that tho??
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:29 PM

maybe...if it means she is the master of all wizardry


wouldn't it be great if we could make people disappear at will?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:30 PM

Yes, but that could be scary, too!

Can you believe Francis Bean Cobain is 16?!?!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:30 PM

Yes.


Do you have a few in mind?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:31 PM

Can you believe that she wore a dress previously worn by her father to her birthday party? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:31 PM

i have a "list"


is that wrong?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:33 PM

Nope, I've got one too.


Is that bad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:37 PM

yes...but i like it when you're bad


are you getting any work done today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:40 PM

That depends, do you consider asking a lot of questions because they didn't provide you with enough information to make a decision as work?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:41 PM

if it's work related questions...then yes!


do you have an inquisitive personality?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:45 PM

no, but I like being the head of the inquisition!

now please stay out of the random thought thread skippy, will ya?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:45 PM

Sometimes, but I'm also been called overly confident. Ok, maybe she said something else.


What do you think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 06:53 PM

as long as you're confident...but not cocky


is there a doctor in the house?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:04 PM

what ails you dear has no cure!

and you know that don't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:28 PM

nothing ails me...i just wanted to play doctor!


why are you picking on people today?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:29 PM

nope.


Where are you people getting this F.B. Cobain information from?
(and no I can't believe she's 16!)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:33 PM

I heard about the dress thing on the radio last night on my commute home...

Do you think Nirvana would still be a band if Kurt Cobain was alive?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:34 PM

Yes!


Don't you think they rocked?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:35 PM

can't you get that googler thing on your internets working?

who on this green earth is a Cobain anyway?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:35 PM

I do think they rocked...

Do you like Dave Grohl better as a singer or a drummer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:36 PM

That's a tough one. He's so talented at both.

Does Pa really not know who Kurt Cobain is????
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:37 PM

Probaby not. He's not hip enough.


Do you think he's googling him right now?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:39 PM

Yes, I do.

Do you think he'll post a wiki wiki wikipedia entry about him?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:42 PM

most likely....

has PR ever heard of Nirvana?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:44 PM

I am too old for that grunge stuff!

now have you heard of Savoy Brown?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:44 PM

Probably only the Buddhist kind.


Do you think he's heard of the band?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:46 PM

Is Savoy Brown a type of gravy? (Q&A)


sounds kinda cajun...
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 07:53 PM

yeah...it's made with crawfish


how do you eat your crawfish?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:07 PM

I don't

Do you suck the heads?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:23 PM

you bet!

don't you love to hear a Cajun talk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:27 PM

Only when that Cajun is 3D.

Did I say too much?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:28 PM

not at all...we want to hear more


do tell?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:29 PM

Take it to your rowdy PM!


Will you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 08:30 PM

BB has nothing to hide....


why should we?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:18 PM

the ice looks very thin here!


do you see the sign that says "Be Careful"?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:23 PM

I missed it!

Did you take it down?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:26 PM

yes, but don't you see the one that says: "Do Not Feed The Animals?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:38 PM

But, Pa, I'm really hungry!!!

Why you so grumpy??
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:41 PM

Maybe his suspenders are too tight?(Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 09:52 PM

I don't use suspenders!

haven't you seen the pants that have elastic in them?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 10:00 PM

I don't shop in the "mature" sections of the store.

Are they comfortable?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 10:09 PM



I don't shop in the mature or big/tall section!!!!

don't you know I am the same size as baconboy?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 10:11 PM

Same size as BaconBoy's what?? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/16/08 10:16 PM

waist! silly moo moo

we are both 28, or am I a 38?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 12:59 AM

That shouldn't matter, Pa! Just more of you to love.

What's for dinner?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 02:56 AM

Pasta.


Why is the news so dern depressing?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:56 AM

Because our financial infrastructure is collapsing.

How much do you pay for a haircut?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:59 AM

$28 plus a tip.


Do you pay more than that for a hair cut?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 11:06 AM

$70 + tip... I think I am getting robbed. (She does do a great job, tho')

What do you think?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 11:19 AM

I think you look beautiful!

(If you get the works, and living where you do that's probably not bad. And if she is consistenly good - Don't change!)

Did you get your hair done yesterday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 11:32 AM

10:00 am today (early lunch hour)

Do you think there will be a political discussion today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 11:32 AM

Naaaaaah!


Why ruin a perfectly good Wednesday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 01:18 PM

because it's inevitable...there will be a political argument today


are you going to Octoberfest?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 01:22 PM

I'd like to...especially the one in Fredricksburg...I think it would be fun...

Have you ever been to Octoberfest in Germany?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 01:24 PM

:looks on the blogs for a good political post:

yes, but you should try Frankenmuth in Michigan, right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 02:00 PM

travel to Michigan

is it worth it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:15 PM

It would be for me. I have relatives there.


Did you know the weather in Louisiana has been gorgeous for the past 2 days? (very low humidity!)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:20 PM

must be the same as is here; and what a lifesaver for those without power and A/C!

did you make progress on remodeling today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:22 PM

No, not today. Hopefully we will be in full swing this weekend again!


Don't you hope the weather stays like this for awhile?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:26 PM

really!!!

its almost likes we have a fall, which we really don't!

does that make any sense?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:27 PM

Sort of. It's fall-ish weather for the South!


Why am I out of wine?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:43 PM

You forgot to go to the store.

Why does it always happen when you're trying to follow someone to a location that they go through a yellow light and leave you stuck at the red?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 09/17/08 10:53 PM

They really didn't want you following them in the first place

Why does my arm hurt so bad from the stupid Tetanus shot?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 12:03 AM

I always feel as if someone punched me in the arm afterward.


Why didn't DQ come see you for her haircut today?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 10:41 AM

Because she lives too far away.

Are you having steak for dinner?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 10:43 AM

No...



Are you thinking about dinner already?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 10:54 AM

I am hungry right now and the cafeteria isn't open yet.

Do you have a cafeteria in your office building?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 10:59 AM

Oh, gosh no. Just a break room.



I'm still home - you want me to whip you something up?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 11:10 AM

Sure, how bout a nice spinach and cheese omelette? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 11:22 AM

I don't think I have spinach on hand. (Need to go shopping)


Would a sausage and cheese omelet do?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 11:31 AM

Sounds yum-o. Thanks.

Could I have toast, too, please?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 11:40 AM

Sure!

Will that start your day out right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 11:47 AM

Absolutely!

Does your hubby know how lucky he is?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 12:20 PM

He says he does.


Should I believe him?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 12:22 PM

I dunno.

Do you think he'd lie about it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 01:36 PM

not if he values his life!

do you deliver BG?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:25 PM

why yes she DOES!


curious as to how I know?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:27 PM

I certainly am....do tell.

How do you know this?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:45 PM

Ms B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't be spreading no lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:biting nails emoticon:
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:46 PM

You did not include a question.

Where's your question, PR?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:50 PM

Oh, Bacon Boy, where are you??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:51 PM

I am too skeeered to ask a question!

anyone have a snack?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:52 PM

I just has a slice of whole wheat toast.

What do you want?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:53 PM

How about some Doritos? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:55 PM

I have some of these Rice Crackers with Nuts from Sam's

but how can anyone eat those fried pees or whatever they are?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:57 PM

Wasabi Peas? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:57 PM

Try peas, old guy...

Why'dya buy them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 02:59 PM

I like everything in there but those Wasabis!

what do they soak them in?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:04 PM

Ummmmm....Wasabi marinade? (Q&A) Duh!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:10 PM

That's right, but it's actually a paste made from a variety of horseradish.

Am I going to have to write PR up for excessive violations in the Question Thread (Reg QT)??
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:12 PM

I think he just had an Alzheimer's moment.

Does that excuse him?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:12 PM

It looks like you will BB.

Don't you have a form letter you can send to him on a daily basis?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:18 PM

That's it, slap him with paperwork. That'll work.









NOT!

How are we to stop PR from such violations?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:22 PM

Boot to the head, perhaps? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:22 PM

IDK, I've been trying for months--perhaps years--to get people to follow the rules in this thread to no avail.

Do you think I've dedicated myself too much to this effort?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:45 PM

YEP...it appears so! ANSWER ONLY!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 03:51 PM

it appears that kaytee needs to be the recipient of that "paperwork" as well


can we fast forward to 2:00 pm?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:02 PM

Yes, but can we make it 5 o'clock instead? (A&Q)


And, kaytee, I have my eye on you!!!!
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:06 PM

Ooooooo, Kaytee, he has his eye on you!

Are you skeered?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:08 PM

I ain'ta skeered one lil O bit!

Should I be?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:10 PM

Heck naw.

Do ya think he's a-just-a blowin-smoke, as usual?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:47 PM

right up yer skirts girls!


can anyone see what kind of buckle BB has on today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:50 PM

Since I'm at work, it just a standard dress belt. But, I'm fixin' to buy a new buckle this weekend.

Wanna go shopping with me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 04:56 PM

No, I hate big belt buckles.

Why do you collect them, anyway?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 05:00 PM

they make a fine impression on the foreheads of mods!

why don't you provide the DQ with a demo BB?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 05:14 PM

You are closer, besides, I follow the rules...

BB, will you please???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 05:14 PM



I don't know what you're asking, but that doesn't sound polite.

Doesn't DQ know I collect buckles because my rubber band ball collection was given away?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 05:51 PM

that didn't make sense.
I thought you collected belt buckles because you look so good wearing them.
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 06:06 PM

was there a question in there? (Q&A)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 06:17 PM

No...

Bacon Boy???????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 06:47 PM

he is busy changing buckles


is there something I can do?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:10 PM

take a flying leap comes to mind.



Who wants to start some trouble?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:19 PM

I've been lookin for help all day AE...trying to keep Pale in line!

You wanna take care of some business?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:50 PM

Nah, just feel like stirring the pot!


Where shall we start the stirring?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:53 PM

right here...in this big pot of mess we refer to as the Cooler!

are you good at "stirring"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:53 PM

how about in a PM? (q&A)
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 07:54 PM

I'm not sure what that is.


How do you start one?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:03 PM

first...it takes OPM


are you up for the challenge?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:03 PM

NIMBY, lady. NIMBY.



Why is this allergy season TERRIBLE????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:09 PM

IDK. My eyes were so irratated this week I had to wear glasses two days in a row. I've never worn my glasses to work. Ever!!!

Do you think AG's air is as dirty as mine here?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:11 PM

Of course it is!!!


What do you take for your allergies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:12 PM

i dunno...i hear it's gets dirty near you


is that a bad thing though?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:13 PM

Allegra-D.

Why does it not seem to be working today?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:13 PM

Well, dirty isn't a four letter word....so it's all good.


Is anyone else starting the weekend shortly?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:14 PM

I'm sorry AG...feel better!

I'm thinking of trying Zyrtec...have you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:19 PM

I don't take any pills, I just put tea bags on my eyelids and hope for the best.


Is anyone else starving?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:20 PM

No.

Do you wet them first?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:21 PM

uh - huh.....

Have you ever used sinucleanse with that little teapot thingy?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:25 PM

No.


BB - don't the teabags hurt your face at all?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:27 PM

what are we talking about here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:28 PM

Not at all. I've been doing it for years. Just make sure they're not too hot and once they get cold, put them back in the mug of hot water. I wouldn't drink the tea, though but that's just me.


What's your favorite flavor of gum? (mine's mojito)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:29 PM

AG & BB are having bad allergy troubles and don't feel good!

Can't you keep up or have we worn you down today?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:30 PM

This page in this thread is particularly funny.
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:31 PM

It just started.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:32 PM

Where are your questions???????
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:32 PM

Ooops.

It just started? (inflection in voice)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:35 PM

Okay, potentially better.

Can you try harder next time?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:37 PM

I tried my hardest.


Don't you know that it's the end of the end?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:41 PM

The end of what.

Are you going to be banned?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:42 PM

No, I meant day.



Aren't you glad it's time to go home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:53 PM

right arm!

aren't things grand?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 08:59 PM

Things are splendiforous!



When's dinner?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:01 PM

At 7pm as always.


What are you hungry for?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:03 PM

trying to figure that out...tired of the same ole same


do you have any receipes for Smoked Sausages?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:07 PM

I do if you like Jambalaya.


Do you like Cajun style food?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:08 PM

not really...sorry!


cooking is a drag...don't you think?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:08 PM

Not really.

Do you like italian?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:09 PM

Love it!


Are you making some Italian food?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:10 PM

I love italian men.


What about French men?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:12 PM

Don't waste your time with French men.

Does anyone know how to import from a DVD with ivideo?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:25 PM

No not with iVideo


Have you tried Handbrake?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/18/08 09:26 PM

No, is that something I need to download?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 02:12 AM

Handbrake might work and it's freeware (but I didn't have much luck with it).

If you're trying to save movies to watch on your iPod, this is what I do:

Download DVDFab (http://www.dvdfab.com/free.htm). You can get the free stripped down version. It'll remove all the annoying encrypted and copyright stuff off your DVD. Save the DVD to a folder on your hard drive.

Then I use iVideo to copy the file from the hard drive to a folder on my PC or the desktop. When that's finished (it can take 60 minutes) I import it to my iTunes library. I gave up on Handbrake because it wasn't faster than iVideo. Guess it's just a slow process...

If I hadn't already bought iVideo, I'd just buy full DVDFab version that is able to convert DVDs to MPEG4 for iPod.

Need help?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 02:13 AM

yeah, but not with that stuff!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 02:16 AM

Where's your question? A certain question thread Nazi is going to jump your butt. Do you know who he is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 02:24 AM

i don't know him either, and I don't want to meet him again!!!


so are the rowdies changing their avi's for tomorrow, I see certain ones have gone to some kind of kid's toy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 02:28 AM

It is dress up Friday.

Is it not?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:39 PM

It sure is.

But I don't know if the 'so called rowdies' are doing it, do you?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:44 PM

I am not playing today.

Do you have a hangover?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:46 PM

Nope...well kinda...

Does it count if the pain pill hasn't worn off yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:48 PM

Yep.

Are you working or playing today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:51 PM

I am going to have to work more than I care to...I'm acting as a tour guide for 31 various district managers...

Does that sound fair for a Friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:52 PM

Uh-uh...

Do you get to leave early, at least?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 12:56 PM

Nope...of course...the tours are over at 2 and there's no one else in my office today...

Do you think anyone would notice if I left early?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 01:00 PM

Prolly not.

WIll you do it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 01:12 PM

Doubtful...that would be the one time that my boss decided to pay me an unexpected visit...

Fun plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 06:23 PM

I'd like to go to an improv show tomorrow night.

Should I get a ticket for the Experience Hendrix concert tour?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:35 PM

I'd go see Marilyn Manson
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:36 PM

YOU DIDN"T ASK A QUESTION! BB??????

Did you wash your hands yet, Peepers?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:38 PM

not yet

would you like a sniff? (there! I asked a freakin question)
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:47 PM

sniff, sniff ------ ewwwwwwww!

Do I even dare ask what you were doing?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:48 PM

Pooh...Keep him away from the honey pot!!

You don't know where he's been.....do you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:48 PM

it was just a stench left over from lunch, sheeesh, get your mind out of the gutter
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:51 PM

No I don't know where.


How do you know when sour cream or especially bleu cheese goes bad?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:55 PM

Sour cream will get moldey. I don't thing blue cheese does go bad - it just gets blue-er!


What's good for dinner?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:55 PM

Food.

If I goof off long enough, do you think my work will do itself?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:56 PM

Proably a liquid dinner...


And you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 07:58 PM

Not sure - maybe wings and ribs.

What do you think?
Posted By: ITGuy

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:00 PM

...with a cold beer!

Sounds good, doesn't it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:00 PM

Becka, most like it will get done. Some how.

CP, I'm also a fan of liquid lunch! Do you think one could survive on liquid meals alone?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:02 PM

some people do.


bleu cheese smells rotten all the time doesn't it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:02 PM

Yes.

Have you ever tried fasting?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:03 PM

No way! Bleu cheese rocks!


How's your daughter?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:04 PM

Invisible

Have you tried peanut butter and honey?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:04 PM

alive and well.


how are you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:05 PM

I'll be better in an hour!


How's the lake?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:05 PM

yes peanut butter and honey is great.


ever tried peanut butter and bananas?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:06 PM

Peanut butter & honey is great!

The lake is cold.

Did you want to go swimming?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:06 PM

I don't like the lake.


I'm better now. I talked to you and now I'm heading home.
Have a good one, ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 08:07 PM

Can you mix a command and a question in the same sentence?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:03 PM

I think so? (Q&A)

psst.....that's how we get away with it.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:07 PM

then have a great weekend, will ya?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:08 PM

bleh!


is it happy hour yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:09 PM

I don't think I will.

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:19 PM

Are you talking to me?

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:21 PM

No, why would I be talking to you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:23 PM

because he is a closet rowdie!

Shall I send the hubby out for dinner tonight?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:27 PM

Sounds like a splendid idea!

Has anyone heard of the "Rat Pack" impersonators?

I got roped guilted into going to see their show with my mom this evening.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Are you talking to me?

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?



As a matter of fact... yes, dear... :0
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee
because he is a closet rowdie!

Shall I send the hubby out for dinner tonight?


so what are you going to eat while Mr. KT is out with us boys?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:34 PM

Originally Posted By: BowlingQueen
Sounds like a splendid idea!

Has anyone heard of the "Rat Pack" impersonators?

I got roped guilted into going to see their show with my mom this evening.



mmmmmmmmm, sounds very entertaining! Are you a big fan of Deano?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:35 PM

Anything can be better than a night with the Mr.... just sayin'...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Are you talking to me?

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?



As a matter of fact... yes, dear... :0



K........
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:36 PM

Atta boy... good PR...
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:38 PM

I'm more for the younger Frank Sinatra, myself.

So, who's your favorite?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Kaytee
because he is a closet rowdie!

Shall I send the hubby out for dinner tonight?


so what are you going to eat while Mr. KT is out with us boys?


nutin! I've had a sick headache all day!

surely you can take care of him...no?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:39 PM

Have people forgotten the rules of the Question Thread???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:40 PM

Originally Posted By: BowlingQueen
I'm more for the younger Frank Sinatra, myself.

So, who's your favorite?


Woo hoo, Sinatra Fan? Where are you?>????
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:40 PM

I FIXED it BB...sorry!!

Did you put me back on non-comply?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:41 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Have people forgotten the rules of the Question Thread???


Is he back????
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:41 PM

Not me, no siree!

So....watta you gonna do 'bout it?

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:49 PM

Just like Santa, I have a list and I'm checking it twice

NICE
Kaytee
Bowling Queen

NAUGHTY
Pale Rider (sorry, Pa)
Devil Queen



Did you miss me while I was gone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:51 PM

BB is powerful mean!

and BQ: does Joey Bishop sing?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 09:57 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Just like Santa, I have a list and I'm checking it twice

NICE
Kaytee
Bowling Queen

NAUGHTY
Pale Rider (sorry, Pa)
Devil Queen



Did you miss me while I was gone?


BB...we always miss you...you ole rowdie leader!!!

Don'tcah know?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/19/08 10:00 PM

I don't know, but I suppose since he was one of the originals.

I'll letcha know on Monday.

Have a good one.

OK?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 02:56 AM

Sure why not....?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 07:51 AM

IDK. Sounds like fun to me.

Do you fly like paper and get high like planes?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 02:09 PM

I'm high on life.


Are the mods not playing by the rules AGAIN?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 06:00 PM

As per usual....

Aren't you glad BB is here to keep them inline?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 06:23 PM

like you two abide by the rules, rowdies all!!!!!!!!

its good there are men to keep you on the straight and narrow, isn' it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 06:39 PM

Old man don't make me poke you!

Can you believe the nerve of this guy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 08:48 PM

I think you need to go ahead and poke him Lions!


How hard can you poke him?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 09:26 PM

Very hard... I leave bruises.

Any idea where he is?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 09:29 PM

Probably hiding.


Don't you think so?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 11:33 PM

Probably...

What are you doing tonight?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 11:35 PM

Watching LSU @ Auburn.


Do you think we (LSU) will win?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 11:39 PM

Hope so I have them picked to win...

Do you think Florida State can beat Wake Forest?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/20/08 11:43 PM

I'm going to say yes on that.

Did you pick FSU too?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 12:16 AM

I did...

Did you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:04 AM

No - FSU might have let you down, but LSU didn't!

Did they?! wOOt!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:22 AM

Nope... (thank goodness)

Were you surprised?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:22 AM

Nope... (thank goodness)

Were you surprised?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:25 AM

I was on the edge of my seat!


Weren't you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:35 AM

Totally...

There were some crazy games today don't you think?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 03:09 PM

Definitely.


Are the Lions playing today or Monday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 04:38 PM

Today at 4:05..

Will you be watching?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 07:56 PM

If we finish getting all the dry wall down in the spare room.

I will be rooting for them though, ok?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 08:05 PM

That'll work...

You think it will actually help?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/21/08 08:08 PM

I don't see how rooting for a team will help get drywall up, but I suppose anything is possible.

Have you heard of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 12:11 AM

Can't say I have..

Could the Browns and the Lions be more dissapointing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:50 AM

Sorry about the Lions, Go Lions!

Can you believe we actually got all the dry wall down?



(demolition can be fun! )
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:11 PM

cool...so we can call you when we need dry wall work done!


do you have the Monday blues?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:13 PM

I most certainly do Ms. B!!! ::<---pretend it's blue::

What do you recommend we do about it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:30 PM

play nice in the cooler for sympathy posts....IDK

does your 401(k) have the blues?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:35 PM

it's a little blue...but it will rebound


did the Aggies lose to the Hurricanes this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:41 PM

I have no idea what that means, so I'll say "IDK".


Anyone else up for causing a ruckus in the Cooler and pushing the envelope to being banned?

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:43 PM

let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(you go first)



will you write/call me after you get banned?
Posted By: Truffle Royale

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:44 PM

Best be rethinking instigating, BB.

It may be a foggy Monday in the Midwest, but do you think I'm here or what?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 02:53 PM

No, I blame the excessive drinking. You really need to learn to stop drinking after you finish the first bottle of whiskey.


Don't you think the idea of building a mall with a retractable roof in Phoenix (actually, Scottsdale ) is a silly idea?

::edited to add emoticon, so people know I'm just goofing::
Posted By: Truffle Royale

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 03:42 PM

ah, BB, I'm a tea totaller. Iced, that is, so no whiskey here.

Retractable roof over the stores or just the hallways?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 03:47 PM

Just the hallways might be interesting.

Aren't malls an unpleasant place to be in?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 03:50 PM

almost as bad as Wallyworld!!!!!!

Are you ready to start shopping for Christmas?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit

did the Aggies lose to the Hurricanes this weekend?


Yes they did.

Can you say....quarterback?
Posted By: Truffle Royale

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 03:52 PM

Absolutely NOT!!! One gran wants a Wii Fit. The second wants a bunch of equally expensive American Girl stuff. Thank goodness the baby doesn't really want...yet.

Anybody have AG stuff in good condition they'd be willing to sell?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:01 PM

Sure, I'd be willing to sell AG's stuff!

Can't vouch for its condition, though - are you sure you want it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:04 PM

All my junk is in fine condition.


Why are you trying to acquire my junk, TR?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:12 PM

Because she wants to gift it to her grandbaby. And it's American Girl, Son.


Why is it a pizza with diced potatoes sounds so good right now?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:12 PM

probably 'cuz it's cheap and she collects small "trinkets"


i love my job...don't you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:16 PM

At AG & MS B...


Has anybody ever told you guys you are a riot?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:18 PM

Nope.


Who do you think the Interventionist (or is it interventionalist) will be tonight?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:24 PM

Why, are you going for help finally? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:27 PM

I don't need no stikin' help!!!!


why does KT love the rowdies so?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:28 PM

Sounds like help is coming to him...

But, will the intervention be successful?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:29 PM

I don't know...I love EVERYBODY!!!


Why shouldn't she?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:29 PM

We hope so, maybe they can figure out his "girlfriend" issues, as well.

Ya think?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:30 PM

Maybe... Wouldn't the problem be solved if TR buys his junk for her granddaughter?

Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:31 PM

I'm not selling my junk!!!!!


But, how much vodka could I buy if I did?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:33 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
But, how much vodka could I buy if I did?


what problem??? Q&A
Posted By: Truffle Royale

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 04:56 PM

in my best Jack Benny voice Now cut that out!!! I was looking for A(merican) G(irl) STUFF not AG('s) JUNK!

From what I understand, the vodka would come in one of those teeny airline size bottles, wouldn't it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:13 PM

♪♪ 99 bottles of vodka on the wall, 99 bottles of vodka...

Will that be enough?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:35 PM

For AG, I think not. That guy can drink like he's going to a Twisted Sister concert.

Ya know what I mean?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:36 PM

I can only guess.


What's going on today?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:40 PM

Nothing much.

Why is my skin still irritated after two rounds of hand lotion?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:43 PM

Maybe your lotion is not working.

What kind is it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:46 PM

Eucerin.

Is there another brand you would recommend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:50 PM

not really...Eucerin is the best (in my opinion)


AG...what brand of rose scented lotion do you use?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:51 PM

idk what that is


is that a rowdy-type comment?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:52 PM

I like Gold Bond's Ultimate for really dry skin and sunburn too.

Ever tried it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:53 PM

never tried it...but i've heard good things about it


AG...don't play innocent with me!


what did you have for lunch?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:55 PM

I'm not playing innocent. I'm trying to help us catch a rowdy.

::looks down at persons of interest list::


Haven't you heard BB and kitten and peepers and pale and DQ and DDD and t-bone and ron and kaytee and pjs and all the others use that term before?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:55 PM

chicken soup.


Should I have had more?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:55 PM

Nope, maybe I'll give it a shot.

Why is it that there will be several months without any good entertainment, and then everything happens at once so that you don't have enough time or money to see it all?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 05:56 PM

Law of life - when you want to do something you don't have the money or time, when there is nothing to do you have plenty of money and too much time.


Does that sound right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:04 PM

I think you hit the nail on the head there, LaBG.


Does someone want to join me in keeping this thread in order?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:06 PM

Only if it means I can pounce on Pale whenever he forgets a question.

Can I? Can I? Huh?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:07 PM

that's an impossible task...unless we keep a certain couple of posters out of this thread because they continue to refuse to post a question (they shall remain nameless.....Pale and Peepers)


can't you handle it on your own?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:20 PM

I can handle most situation on my own thank you!

what are we talking about?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:25 PM

Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
I'm not playing innocent. I'm trying to help us catch a rowdy.

::looks down at persons of interest list::


Haven't you heard BB and kitten and peepers and pale and DQ and DDD and t-bone and ron and kaytee and pjs and all the others use that term before?


huh? (q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:28 PM

takes one to know one, that's all I am sayin'......

don't you know a rowdy when you first see them?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:29 PM

$100
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
takes one to know one, that's all I am sayin'......

don't you know a rowdy when you first see them?


^^sure as heck do partner^^^

do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:32 PM

I have had lots of practice trying to wrassle up these rowdies!

But see, i still don't have the coveted "Compliance is my Wife" designation, right?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:36 PM

$200
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:36 PM

Not just yet, but you should be informed that it is based on your number of posts and not the quality or content of said posts.

Do you think we should all start submitting our posts one word at a time to get higher status?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:39 PM

some do that!

please check out the DQ for an example, it's obvious and the only way she could have more posts than me, isn't it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:53 PM

I
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:54 PM

suppose
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 06:57 PM

Pa.

Did that work?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 07:54 PM

Violation? (Q&A)
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 07:55 PM

Violation #2, methinks.

So, BB, who enforces the rules when the enforcer breaks the rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 07:59 PM

he "self-enforces"...and it's not a pretty sight!


have you ever seen him do that?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:00 PM

Haven't had the pleasure.

Have you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:03 PM

no...but i've heard stories from a very reliable source


do you think he would show us if we butter him up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:08 PM

the boy is no biscuit!!!

on the other hand, have you seen his collection of buckles?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:12 PM

Originally Posted By: BowlingQueen
Violation #2, methinks.

So, BB, who enforces the rules when the enforcer breaks the rules?


I spot a Rowdy!!!!

Actually, I was responding one word per post, just for a goof. My deepest apologies for not appearing to take the Question Thread seriously.

Is that so wrong??
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:21 PM

I accept your apology, but I cannot speak for the other coolies.

What do you guys think?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:22 PM

nah...we know your intentions were good


don't let it happen again....ok?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:28 PM

Geesh, tough crowd here, but I guess I deserve it for being such a goof all these years. It won't happen again.

Can't we all move on, now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:28 PM

what?

the BB's intentions were misunderstood?

Is that what I am being asked to swallow?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:29 PM

Why certainly.

Why does the last half of Monday have to drag on forever?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:30 PM

No, I can't move on just yet.

What happens if he does it again?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 08:36 PM

we'll have to send the ole rowdie leader to the rowdie choppin block!


Do any of you guys have to take tests at work for like a Professional Development Program?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:04 PM

No. Do tell.

What is that all about?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:18 PM

We have to take about 24 tests (or attend classes) to be sure we are up to date in our "knowledge" each year on like BSA, CIP...all them 3 letter yucky words!

What's for dinner?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee
We have to take about 24 tests (or attend classes) to be sure we are up to date in our "knowledge" each year on like BSA, CIP...all them 3 letter yucky words!

What's for dinner?


I don't like 3 letter words either.

My family usually has pizza on Monday, but we did that last night for the Packer game. What a waste.

What could you recommend that's easy, but good?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:45 PM

♪ Soup, it's easy - just open the can...
Sandwiches better 'cause you hold'em in your hand...
No dishes! ♪♪

I can't think of a question - could someone please ask one for me?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:47 PM

Sure.

What's your favorite type of soup?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:51 PM

Lentil

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:55 PM

Egg salad. Yum!

I can't just make soup. That'll never go over at my house.

Any other thoughts?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 09:59 PM

I had chicken fried steak last night.


Who doesn't like country cooking?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:02 PM

IDK, which country are you talking about?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:04 PM

Like southern country, ie fried chicken.

Who else is ready to get off from work.
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:07 PM

Me!

Who else would like to take a nap?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:11 PM

not me, I am headed over to Brooks Bros!!!

don't you love sales on mens' clothes?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:14 PM

I love sales on lingerie.

Doesn't it seem odd for there to be a shopping thread for guys?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/22/08 10:52 PM

I thinks its funny.

Aren't they always picking on us for that stuff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:38 AM

oh bother!!!

one thread out of thousands!!! every other thread here is about soap operas, DWTS, big bang, clothes, shoes, chick movies, ha!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:09 AM

Oh - go ride a horse!



Can't you do anything besides complain?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:45 AM

I knew he couldn't!



How's everyone this fine Tuesday morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:52 AM

OK, and you Tigger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:56 AM

Tiggers are trouble makers!! and they are always ok!

When is the sun coming up?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:57 AM

Never over you!


I'm good DQ. Did you sleep well?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:59 AM

Sort of, I think I drank too much.

Are we ignoring Pale today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:00 AM

No, just messing with him. He knows I love him!


Were you celebrating something last night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:06 AM

Yeah, the end of the work day.

Have you celebrated anything lately?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:07 AM

Not since before the two hurricanes.


Guess I'm due to tie one on, you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:17 AM

sure, celebrate the drywall up on the ceiling!!

or the new floor!

have a pre-celebration to the end of hurricane season!

but please remember to drink 90 oz of plain water each day, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:18 AM

90 oz!

I read the math yesterday! What are you trying to say?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:21 AM



that you weigh 200 lbs, right?

:quickly exits the cooler::
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 11:23 AM

And he wonders why he gets ignored!



Where did the DQ go?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:39 PM

I'm here, got caught up working...

Did that ever happen to you?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:44 PM

It's been known to happen now and then.


When is Columbus Day?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:46 PM

Oct 13th

Are you open that day?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:47 PM

Closed for business!!


And you?
Posted By: Skittles

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 12:50 PM

October 13th
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:02 PM

Closed...


(Duchess, BaconBoy will be comin' down on you for not asking a question... )

Are you closed on Veteran's Day, too?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:05 PM

idk.

When is that?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:08 PM

November 11th

Did you watch Intervention last night?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:09 PM

Yes, it was a repeat.


Did you like the fact it was a mother/daughter Intervention?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:14 PM

I missed it.

I'm waiting on next weeks with the parents who are drunks. Excited?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:15 PM

That could be my house.

Couldn't it?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:15 PM

Yeah it looks good.


Did you see when the lady said, 'I'm drunk, but I'm not A DRUNK?'
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:17 PM

i missed Intervention last night...had too many other shows to watch and forgot to DVR it


should i get a second DVR?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:18 PM

No, it was a repeat. You probably already saw it.


Guess who the Interventionist is next week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:19 PM

Mackenzie Phillips??? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:47 PM

i bet it's your crush...Candy


am i right?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:52 PM

Yes! It's Candy Finnegan.


Do you think she would do my show, like a special request?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 01:58 PM

"your show"....


since when do you have a "show"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:01 PM

I meant my Intervention...


Do you think she would?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:03 PM

of course she would

why do you need intervening??
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:03 PM

I think you know.



Or haven't you heard?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:05 PM

he has this "problem"...(well...he has many problems...but one in particular requires an intervention)


isn't the intervention supposed to be a "surprise"?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:06 PM

Just don't tell me when it is.


You've probably heard what a drunkard, inebriate, sot, tippler, lush, drunk is capable of?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:06 PM

no I haven't heard....


I am rather a newbie in ya'lls ole timers land...right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:12 PM

stay naive KT!!!

aren't these rowdies scary?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:15 PM

uh - huh!!!!

<------ see me tremble as I try and grab a small morsel from the plate???

::trembling icon::
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:17 PM

$100
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:22 PM

^^^ lost me...again! ^^^^
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:26 PM

this is the question thread!

care to have a do-over?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:29 PM

no.....I'm following the peeps man today cause it's his birthday! I'm rebelling!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:36 PM

is the dark side prevailing in the cooler? the rowdies think they can do as they please eh?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:42 PM

I guess they do.


Is it lunchtime yet?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:43 PM

Come to the dark side......

I bet you would have a lot of fun. Wouldn't you agree?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:43 PM

$300
Posted By: TB 12

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:46 PM

Not sure about that, AE

Anyone else remember Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:46 PM

the dark side is always fun!


how much money do we have, kitty?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:47 PM

don't rowdies make the world go around?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:52 PM

I thought that was something science related...

We should have enough money for a vegas trip now huh?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:54 PM

Sin City here we come!!!!!!!!!

What's the weather like there?
(I need to know what to pack.)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:57 PM

$400
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:57 PM

hot and dry...i ♥ vegas any time of the year!


where are we staying?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 02:58 PM

I've always wanted to stay at Caesars.


But doesn't the Venetian look awesome??
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:00 PM

Sure, but I don't care where we stay...IT'S VEGAS!!!


Are you good at the tables?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:01 PM

Dancing? (Q&A)
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:02 PM

You choose
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:03 PM

Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:10 PM

Caesars it is. TE and I will be dancing.

Wouldn't it be cool to be a shadow dancer at the Shadow Bar?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:12 PM

Shadow Bar rocked when I went!!!



Are you that I was in a bar?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:13 PM

No.

Did you really think I would be?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
don't rowdies make the world go around?



Yes, it's like the Skull and Bones society




Wait, what's a rowdie????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:29 PM

look in the mirror son!

and you silly rowdies are collecting monopoly money on my words! try spending that, I recommend the Wynn!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:32 PM

Yet...no question appears...

It's comforting that some things never change, right?
Posted By: Bimmer

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:33 PM

Right Moo!




Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:33 PM

i don't know about comforting...more like frustrating!


with the money we're rackin' up...we should be able to stay in the penthouse suite....right????
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:33 PM

I suppose. Try as I may, I cannot convince PR and Peepers to obey the Question Thread rules.


Do you think PR is actually a Rowdy in reality?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:34 PM

fo shizzle


Does anyone still use that talk?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:34 PM

$500
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 03:35 PM

Wait, now AE and I have to dance at a Penthouse party because of all the cabbage we are raking in today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 05:38 PM

IDK.


But seeing as you're "raking in the cabbage", could I borrow a few bucks?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 06:27 PM

since I would love to go on a trip to the beach...

would you mind sharing some of that loot?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 06:36 PM

$1,000,000.00
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 06:39 PM

whoooot!!!

Are you being the devil or a queen???? LOL!!! JK
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:33 PM

she's being the devil...and she's good at it!


do you get pedicures?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:35 PM

why, you mean you don't? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:37 PM

you're not making any sense...


can't you just answer my question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:42 PM

no, I am confused by your use of cents---

don't you get $100 even for every reference to you so-called rowdies?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:44 PM

that's news to me...but if so...we're freakin' RICH!


could it get any easier?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:45 PM

NOPE it surely couldn't and I do get pedicures!

Are you looking to get one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 08:47 PM

I guess not, considering you are giving nothing in consideration for this valuable asset...

when is the rowdy convention in Las Vegas?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:31 PM

I wouldn't know. I'm not in the rowdie loop apparently.



Do you think it matters?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/23/08 10:33 PM

What makes you think there will be a convention in Las Vegas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:08 PM

there are conventions in Vegas all the time!


do you think AG likes needleorging?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:10 PM

Sure do!

Did you hear he like wallaloading better?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:11 PM

more than once!!!

it's not painful after the first time, is it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:11 PM

figures!


did you know he was so kinky?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:12 PM

Sox told me.


Wonder if his 'girlfriend' knows?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 02:14 PM

i doubt it....

wonder if she knows about "the hug"?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:23 PM

Yeah, but I don't think it'll matter much.


How many career changes do you think are typical for a working adult?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:29 PM

More than we want but fewer than we actually need.

Are you looking to change your career?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:36 PM

Yes, but I'm torn between returning to something I've already done and doing something completely new and possibly out of my initial comfort range.

Does that make sense?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:38 PM

Yes it does! I've returned to something I'm "comfortable" with before, but it didn't really bring me joy b/c I like to be challenged, but I also like comfort too!!!


Do you like challenges or comfortable the best?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:40 PM

if your have no target you will hit it every time!

shouldn't you youngins' be reaching for the stars?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:43 PM

I don't want to be an astronaut.

What is wrong with my eye?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:45 PM

IDK, but my eyes have been bugging me for over a week now and I've taken to wearing glasses every day.

Should we maybe go to the eye doctor?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:48 PM

allergies? (Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:49 PM

I think I need more sleep.

Why do I have such a bad feeling about this?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 03:50 PM

cause you don't want to wear glasses?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 04:32 PM

Been there, done that.

What do I do, now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 09:45 PM

IDK, but I hope it's not pink eye!


Have you ever had that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 09:47 PM

Maybe a long time ago..

Does anyone else have the flu?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 09:48 PM

No, and I don't want it anytime soon.

Are you feeling bad?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 09:48 PM

I almost feel like that's what I'm starting to get!

Is your throat swollen and do you feel really really tired?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:01 PM

Yep and very nauseous... (And my son had it yesterday and puked non stop)

Is that bad?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:04 PM

YEP...SOUNDS REALLY BAD!!!

Hope you and your son feel really better soon...ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:08 PM

don't go to work and spread this!!

do I need to contact your employer?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:12 PM

There is hardly anybody left to give it to!!!!

Do you think they will release me to go home??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:18 PM

no!

you have been very rowdy today!

do you repent?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:21 PM

No.


Do you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:23 PM

no

do you know how many rowdies would like to ring my neck?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:25 PM

I have a vague idea but would rather not go down that path.

How much BSA training does it take to put one to sleep?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:30 PM

I’m not really sure.

Do you think it’s anywhere close to FACT Act Red Flags training?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:31 PM

Just as bad.



Have your finished your training?




(Hi LF!! Long time! )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:41 PM

I cannot be trained.


Do ya think Joe Montana and Hanna Montana are related?


(Hi LaBG--branch audits are a pain!)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:43 PM

Distantly....

What you watching?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:45 PM

Traffic on Washington Street.

Are you as excited as I am about the lightrail testing??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 10:46 PM

Nothing.

And you?




(I dislike branch audits, LF!)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 11:26 PM

Nope...

Are you hungry
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/24/08 11:44 PM

Yep. Cooking now.

Did you eat yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 02:25 AM

yep, had a goulash type thing, Ms. Pale made me the chef tonight

do you do that too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 02:39 AM

I always cook - it relaxes me.

Is that weird?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 02:42 AM

nah, its the Venus side of you rising

do you think the market will go up tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 02:44 AM

I couldn't even guess.


Don't you wish oil would come back down?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 01:43 PM

I wish it would quit coming down on my shirts!

Don't you hate getting to work and finding a stain on them?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 02:49 PM

nothing worse, how embarassing!

now what do you eat that has so much oil?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 05:20 PM

nothing & EVERYTHING!


So what's for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 05:23 PM

I had a Stouffer's freezie thingy... gave me heartburn.

Did you have lunch yet?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 05:28 PM

No, but I'm actually getting pretty hungry.


Should we have a mandatory nap time??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/25/08 05:30 PM

Siestas for everyone!


How's that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 12:57 AM

Please...

When will I feel better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 02:40 AM

Soon I hope!


Your Lions have some turmoil in management, don't they?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 04:46 PM

lions should never have mangement issues...they DOMINATE!!!


Would you like to know what I have on my shirt today?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 04:47 PM

That depends....

When's lunch?!
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 04:54 PM

I just had it, leftover macaroni & bean soup.


Is it raining by you today?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 04:55 PM

it's sunny (not unlike my personality)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 04:58 PM

Where's your question?

BaconBoy?????!!!!!????
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:00 PM

Some people think they can just break the rules helter skelter and nothing will happen....where's a mod when you need one?!?!
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:10 PM

fixing their hair maybe...

Do you think we should watch out????
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:11 PM

MOST DEF!!

How's your Friday?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:12 PM

You should always be looking over your shoulder in the cooler.


Has this week flown by or what?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:12 PM

It is strange......

Do you think I should go home?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:17 PM

You had better.

Should I have a martini now, or wait until 3?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:18 PM

I'd hang in there til 3.

How long should I deal with a bad headache before I give up and go home today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:23 PM

You've dealt with it too long already - go home.


Is it 5 yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:25 PM

Somewhere it is.

Big plans for the weekend?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:26 PM

Cleaning and starting to pack for my trip.


What will you be doing this weekend?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:29 PM

Going to the inlaws to prepare for deer season...

How much work does one have to accomplish on a Friday afternoon?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:30 PM

Just enough to say you did something.

Will it ever stop raining?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:32 PM

I hope so.

Why don't I feel like working?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:33 PM

I wish it would rain here...nice and slow.... :dreaming:

Did you know that a chicken pot pie can get hot enough in the microwave to melt a plastic fork?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:34 PM

You probably have the same affliction as me...dontwannaworkonfridayafternoon-itis...

Do you know of a cure?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:35 PM

Yep!! Go home!!

Any questions?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:36 PM

One dose of boss showing up unexpectedly.

Should I start re-arranging my living room for my new furniture tonight or put it off until tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:41 PM

Put it off till tomorrow.



What kind of wine shall I open tonight?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:51 PM

Any kind that doesn't give you a headache!

Branch audits are OVER! Who wants to party???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 05:53 PM

:raises hand: oOO OOO Me!


When does it start?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:09 PM

when you get to the bar!

now who are you going to talk to and get all the good gossip?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:11 PM

::looks around:: there should be plenty of gossipers around here!


is there a "drink limit"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:19 PM

since you are walking home, none whatsoever!

how long will it take to walk home?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Letter 9
::looks around:: there should be plenty of gossipers around here!


what do you mean "should be"? there are!!

you knew that, right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:26 PM

Yup.


My pack of Eclipse Polar Ice gum has 2 grams of “sugar alcohol.” How many pieces will I need to chew to catch a buzz?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 09/26/08 06:35 PM

You'll get sick from the fake sugar before you get a buzz.

Why does so much food stuff have Splenda in it? That stuff is awful.
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/27/08 12:02 AM

'Cause it's supposed to taste like sugar.

Hey Pale - do you think I'll be where I can get some "dirt" soon?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/27/08 10:46 PM

Pale is not available right now please leave a message after the beep. BBBBEEEEEEEPPP......

Are you watching the Michigan game?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/27/08 11:12 PM

Heck no! Every true American knows the Buckeyes will kick their behinds half way into next week.


Should we meet them on Thursday and kick them again?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/27/08 11:55 PM

♪ Hail to the victors valiant........ ♪

what a comeback, down 19 - 0 at the half!!

and to win 27 - 25 !!!!!!

aren't there a half a dozen or so ranked teams either losing or have lost?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/28/08 12:45 AM

We will not lose!


Is Georgia in over their head at 24-0 right now or what?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/28/08 02:14 AM

Totally..

Is picking 3 of 9 games picked correctly so ffar bad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:37 PM

not that great...but maybe it will get better


is today REALLY Monday? (ugh!)
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:38 PM

yes, and hopefully it will never end!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:39 PM

you've offended me...on multiple levels!


do enjoy doing that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:41 PM

you know the answer...

Do you have to ask?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:48 PM

yes...i have to ask...i love confrontation

besides...this IS a "question" thread...right??????
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:53 PM

I didn't realize that
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 03:58 PM

of course you didn't


why did i bring this stupid thread back into action?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:24 PM

you said it yourself honey, confrontation!

are you a drama queen?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:29 PM

I can be, but only when necessary.


Are you a drama king?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:30 PM

Yes, he is.

Do you like yoohoos?

(hi spooky)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:48 PM

I have no idea.

What is a yoohoo?

(hi devil)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:54 PM

http://www.yoo-hoo.com/

You never had a YooHoo?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 04:59 PM

Never ever.

Is it candy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:08 PM

It is a yummy chocolate drink, that you drink very cold. I read thru the website and it was made in NJ, so maybe it's a regional thing.

What is your regional beverage?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:10 PM

tequila

i sometimes yell "yoooo-hooo"...does that count?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:10 PM

Oh I'm not allowed on non work websites, =[.

And the regional drink lol probably beer. I live in a state full of hicks and rednecks.


Who wants to rescue me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:19 PM

Sure, take a train to NJ, 45 minutes from NYC, civilization, museums, art, culture, theater, opera.

Will you do it?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:20 PM

Can't help you - I live in one too.



Did everyone have a good weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Spooky
Oh I'm not allowed on non work websites, =[.

And the regional drink lol probably beer. I live in a state full of hicks and rednecks.


Who wants to rescue me?




and I have never yelled Yoo Hoo !!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:38 PM

I had a pretty good weekend.

Does PR just think every thread is his playground?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:42 PM

Obviously.


Should we beat him silly for not following the rules?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:42 PM

yeah....that's what he thinks...but he's got another thing comin'!


can't we turn a playground into a horror house?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:48 PM

this playground y'all refer to is a house of horrors!!!

I should change my name to Edward D. Wood, Jr.!!!

don't you agree?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:53 PM

sure...go for it

so now we have to call you Mr. Wood?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:56 PM

it has a nice ring to it, no? (q&a)

but I am definitely not a junior!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 05:59 PM

so you say


do you like junior mints?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:12 PM

Who doesn't like Junior Mints. They're minty, and they're junior!



If Pa changes his name does that mean I have to change mine?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:30 PM

if you did, i'd still call you BaconBoy


why does there have to be some sort of "crisis" every day at work!?!?!?!?


::pulling hair out::
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:32 PM

^^^::needs to put patch over eye too:: ^^^

I KNOW Ms B....I'm a BASKET case today!!!! UGGGHHHH

::desk rage face on::

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:33 PM

Kaytee, now now. I know I've told you before about the rules of this Question Thread.

Am I going to have to put you back on my list?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:37 PM

Why does BB think he's the boss of everyone? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:45 PM

Because I am, silly lady! I think all that AquaNet has gotten to you, doesn't everyone else?

(I really do ♥ you, M)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 06:47 PM

even though he didn't originate this thread, he has sort of "taken it under his wing" and feels he must enforce the rules accordingly....

was it just an innocent oversight...or did kaytee intentionally leave out her question??
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 07:16 PM

I doubt that kaytee intentionally left her question out...she's distracted by AG

Is that possible?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 07:18 PM

aren't we all distracted by AG, in one form or another? (Q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 07:19 PM

It certainly could be.......possible!


BB...can you PLEASE forgive me today since it's crazy Monday?

::bats eyelashes over deep blue eyes::
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 07:58 PM

that won't work silly KT!!!!

the BB takes after his old man, who ain't no pushover, don't ya know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 07:58 PM

You're forgiven, Kaytee. But that whistle-blower Ms. B, now there's another story.


Isn't it crazy what we do for love and burritos?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 08:00 PM

<----- whistle blower


love and burritos make the world go 'round

isn't that right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 08:05 PM

Yes, ma'am!

Can you tell I'm hungry?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 08:06 PM

they make my world paradise!!!

hasn't this been a day of wonders??!?!!?!?!!?!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 08:17 PM

yes...i've wondered all day where i put something


will you help me look for it?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 08:19 PM

Yes I will...

As long as it's not yer eye...k?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:07 PM

I don't like the direction that eye takes at times, just sayin'......

where is the last place this missing item was seen?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:09 PM

in my purse


maybe i left it at home?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:13 PM

perhaps, there are so many things there!

what does this thing do, maybe I have one in my desk?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:15 PM

i doubt very seriously you would have one of these!


is it really 4:20 already?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:20 PM

yes, and you get to leave soon, or

.....do you have to stay and work on spreadsheets?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:22 PM

leaving soon...sooner if i can sneak out


do you have to work late today?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:25 PM

No, thank satan.

What are your plans for after work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:25 PM



yes, but I do my best work at night, don't you know?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:36 PM

Yup, you like to burn the midnight oil.

Did you know I was woken up today at 4:20 a.m.?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:38 PM

no i did not...


How the heck am I supposed to know that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:39 PM



You mean that wasn't you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:44 PM

no I was to busy cuddling my stuffed devil.


Are you having late night drinks again!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 09:49 PM

Yes, and ending up with random strangers.

Should I work on correcting this behavior?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 10:07 PM

ummmm...I'm gonna go with...yes

do I really have to work late tonight?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 10:30 PM

Yes, until you can manage to follow the rules of the Question Thread, you're to report back to the office.

Did that sound authoritative?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 10:41 PM

It DID!!!!!


Did you know you are a whooot?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/29/08 11:45 PM

I know.

But how can I use my sparkling personality, witty charm and devastating good looks to raise $20,000 and save the family house?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 12:07 AM

Maybe not with those things specifically, but what I know of you I'm convinced you will succeed!


Am I right, or am I right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:23 AM

Um you are right...????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:49 AM

Of course I am!



Why is your team falling apart at the management level?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 10:33 AM

Because most of management is clueless.

Why does it feel like Monday again?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 10:45 AM

It's going to be Monday all week, I can feel it!


Will I get everything done that I need to at work before me trip?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:08 AM

I hope so.

Where are you going?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:09 AM

Minneapolis.

Ever been?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:11 AM

Yeah, last year.

Will you go to the Mall of America?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:13 AM

After class one night, I hope!


Is it cool?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:14 AM

Pretty nice. Bring your sneakers, it is huge.

Will you buy "moose stuff" while you are there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:27 AM

What is this "moose stuff" you speak of??? (Q&A)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:36 AM

(morning girls!! )
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:46 AM

Hi Kitten, how are ya doin' today!

LABG, whne I was there, all the souveiner shops had stuff with mooses (sp?) on the them. I think it's their state animal...

Now will you buy something moose-y?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:15 PM

something moose-y could be fun!


are you in a good mood today?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:25 PM

sure!

Are you...how are you doing Ms B?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:38 PM

Austin Music Festival, shopping - you know the Ms. B is at the top of her game!!


are you on top of things?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:53 PM

i'm great kaytee...and yes...i'm on top!


is there any other place to be?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:55 PM

well you could be on the bottom, just sayin'...

Is your bank stock lower than $10 yet?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:57 PM

yes, but I'll never teeell


Do you have one stall at work or is it pretty much like a regular public RR?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:58 PM

no, but we are off 60% from the highs of last year

is below $10 bad?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 01:59 PM

multiple stalls in our RR here at work

under $10 isn't a good thing


why do you bother watching the stock anyway?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:10 PM

Because I like the nauseated feeling it gives me, I don't eat as much...

Did you know my 401K is down 5% this month alone?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:13 PM

Much like waiting for the endorphins to kick in on the run, I am waiting for the joy of just having a job to wash over me.

Who thinks becoming a contestant on a reality show is starting to look like a better retirement plan?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:29 PM

BB 11 does have better odds!

Isn't now a great time to buy stock?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:34 PM

yes...if you have any disposable $$ to do so!


don't you love a new car???
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:35 PM

I feel like I NEED a new car now that my friend is deceased!

Are you getting one? What would you get?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:37 PM

not getting one...but i have a "loaner" today (mine is at the dealership for service) and i REALLY want to keep the "loaner"!!!


what kind would you get?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:38 PM

BMW 5 series


and you??
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 02:38 PM

Secretly wants a 750Li


or ya know the 745Li
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:02 PM

I want the Aptera.

Do you know what that is?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:04 PM

I do now thanks to google.


What are you having for lunch?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:29 PM

not sure...but either chinese or vietnamese is sounding yummy


have you ever tried one of those 5000 yr old eggs?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:32 PM

No. Sounds nasty.

Ever had one of those eggs containing a pickled, half developed duckling?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:33 PM

no way!


how can people eat that stuff?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:36 PM

there is no accounting for taste!

but is there any accouting under SOX?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:39 PM

i don't know...we'll have to ask him


do you know where he is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:41 PM

nope, you may need to inquire of Puss n Boots

are you going to Pho John's for lunch?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:46 PM

No, I brought in Crazy Jim's.

Should I go to Pho John's instead?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:47 PM

who's Pho John?

and why is he serving lunch?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:49 PM

Pho John is lunch; he was a duckling.


You didn't know that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:50 PM

no...i didn't know that...nor did i want to know that!


will you join me for lunch?
Posted By: opsoff

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:51 PM

Well, I would but it would be a bit difficult since I'm in Va.

What should I have for lunch today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:55 PM

A veggie burger.

What should I have for lunch?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 03:58 PM

Stouffers frozen chicken meal...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 04:07 PM

that isn’t chicken…


DQ: you forgot to ask a question. Aren’t you afraid of being pig-smacked?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 04:09 PM

I ain't afraid of no 90 lb weakling!!!

Are you? (better?)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 04:50 PM

Hey, DQ!! Who told you I only weigh 90#?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 04:51 PM

size 28 wastewaist (blonde moment, sorry)....do we need to say any more?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 04:58 PM

Thanks BQ... His buckle probably weighs more than he does..
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:01 PM

Perhaps if I was 4 foot nothing.


Why are some customers royal pains in meow meow meow?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:05 PM

What's a meowmeowmeow? (Q&A)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:06 PM

and what is that supposed to mean young man!??!?!!
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:07 PM

because.....some people like to be pains in the meow, meow, meow because they can.

Is Pale cranky today, or what?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:08 PM

I think so!!!

Why was he trying to pin it on the "women" earlier?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:09 PM

Cranky.


Why are you talking like Henrietta Pussycat?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:10 PM

Dear Devil Queen,

This letter is your second notice of non-compliance with the rules of the Question Thread. Management regrets to inform you it has decided to stringently monitor all your future posts in the Question Thread and prudently regulate your adherence to the posted rules that were laid out in the establishing post on December 31, 2007. Since its inception nearly a year ago, several posters have failed to subscribe to the rules of this thread and it is our responsibility to aggressively enforce compliance.

Please also be aware that you are the second Moderator to be guilty of this infraction. Unless more careful posting practices are followed, Management may decide to revoke your posting privileges in the Question Thread.

If you have any questions about this letter, please refer to the first post of this thread and apply the necessary logic to clarify just what constitutes a valid post in the Question Thread.

Sincerely,

Holden McPants
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:12 PM

oooohhh....


do you know you are FIXIN to get it???

::ducks head::
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:16 PM

why can't Mods post in accordance with the rules???

(that is not a difficult thing IMO)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:29 PM



And you're the one asking this?? Just saying, PR.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:41 PM

Dr. Mr. Holden McPants:

I take offense at your direct comment of my inability to follow the rules of this thread. Please note, the direct quote below, that clearly shows a question was asked.

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What's a meowmeowmeow? (Q&A)


I expect a full retraction posted by yourself within the hour. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ms. Devil Queen
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:44 PM

whooot...go Ms. DQ.....somebody got told!!!

BB...where are you at buddyroe? hurry friend.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 05:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Dr. Mr. Holden McPants:

I take offense at your direct comment of my inability to follow the rules of this thread. Please note, the direct quote below, that clearly shows a question was asked.

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What's a meowmeowmeow? (Q&A)


I expect a full retraction posted by yourself within the hour. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ms. Devil Queen


Sorry, chica. Not gonna happen. For the record, I'm not a doctor but I appreciate you acknowledging that my mad observation skills warrent a doctorate degree. So, meow meow meow.

Do you think DQ is going to push my Ban Button?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:01 PM

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Dr. Mr. Holden McPants:

I take offense at your direct comment of my inability to follow the rules of this thread. Please note, the direct quote below, that clearly shows a question was asked.

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
What's a meowmeowmeow? (Q&A)


I expect a full retraction posted by yourself within the hour. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ms. Devil Queen


Sorry, chica. Not gonna happen. For the record, I'm not a doctor but I appreciate you acknowledging that my mad observation skills warrent a doctorate degree. So, meow meow meow.

Do you think DQ is going to push my Ban Button?


Never, but I can delete your posts at random, it would be best for you to remember that.
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:03 PM

Sound like you better watch out!


Is everyone happy today?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:03 PM



I shall remember.

And where's your question?

Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:04 PM

LOLoad, I forgot!

Why are you badgering me today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:04 PM

I asked a question.


Is it my fault the server is slow? (Dang server!)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:08 PM

No, unless you were the one who forgot to feed the mice.

Should I tell DQ that I love her and was just playing with the Holden Mc post?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:10 PM

You could - she might like that.


What do the mice like to eat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:12 PM

I dunno...

Cheese wizz?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:13 PM

Crud in the barbeque.


Should I donate a mouse to rectify the BOL server issue?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:15 PM

You should if you have a spare.



Do you keep mice at your house?




Hi, LF
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:18 PM

No, but kaytee keeps one in her truck...

Is it time to go home, yet?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:18 PM

Only in my dreams.



Do you dream in color?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:19 PM

nope

the rowdies have not been harassed enough, have they?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:20 PM

I have not even begun to harass you yet!


Are you ready?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:20 PM

rascally Tigger! no I don't dream in Technicolor!

do you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:21 PM

I still have no clue what a 'rowdie' is.


What is your obsession with rowdies?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:21 PM

Sometimes.


I am a rascal, aren't I?



Somebody feed the mice!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:30 PM

Yes you are.


Do you think Little Bunny Foo Foo is to blame for the server being slow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 06:32 PM

You just may be right!

Whose gonna stop him from bopping them on the head?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 09:39 PM

Maybe a coyote will eat him.


Have you ever eaten a scab? Not that I have, but we did have a neighbor kid growing up (Timothy) who would eat them.
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 09:55 PM

::BARF:: NO WAY!!!

Ever save your blood in a jar?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 10:57 PM

Ah, no.

They have donation spots for this, you know?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 09/30/08 11:10 PM

Do they?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 05:00 PM

Yup.

What do sausages, sheep and BINGO have in common?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 05:10 PM

i give up.

what?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 05:43 PM

Well???
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 05:49 PM

<---- ::stares at LF with the eye::
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 05:58 PM

^^^^ ^^^^
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 06:03 PM

IDK, LF posed the question.


Do you think he'll ever answer it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 06:04 PM

I dunno. Heard a commercial on the radio for Oktoberfest this morning, but I substituted sheep for beer.

Did you really think there was a punch line?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 10/01/08 06:08 PM

Originally Posted By: ‘Lil Freak!
What do sausages, sheep and BINGO have in common?


i'll bite...


What is THE FAIR!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 03:37 PM

That's a good one, but I'd substitute Crusty Pups for sausages.


Ever notice how Pine-Sol smells like green Life Savers?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 03:40 PM

they don't smell anything alike!


whatcha' been smokin'?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 03:47 PM

They do too! And I ain't been smokin' nuttin.


Would you like me to leave you a urine sample to prove it?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:16 PM

NO!!!!

What have you been cleaning with Pinesol...your cave?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:21 PM

Pinesol is recommended for cleaning 'Pet areas'

Is it really Thursday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:23 PM

Yes...mercifully...

Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:27 PM

Yes

Is your name Rockwell?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:56 PM

No.

Is yours?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 04:57 PM

No, but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you.

Is the weather lovely where you are?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:05 PM

Heck no--it's raining.

A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/from/ET/

Think it was one of those "silent, but deadly" toots?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:09 PM

probably!


battery charge for that? seriously?????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:27 PM

That made me spit out my water. OMCod!
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:40 PM

seriously


Are you bored with your partner?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:42 PM

Yes, I think we ought to have open relationships, especially after 10 years.

Don't you think?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:47 PM

no I believe in monogamy



why do you think that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:49 PM


<--Maria's Only Desire


Ya think she swings on the freaky side?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:51 PM

Because, I was bored with my first husband after 10 yrs, and now I am bored with my fiance after 9.5 yrs.

Should I just stay single?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:52 PM

Originally Posted By: ‘Lil Freak!


<--Maria's Only Desire


Ya think she swings on the feaky side?


I don't have a FEAKY side...

You really do?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:53 PM

nah...you've just got a 10(ish) year itch


maybe you should get it scratched?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:54 PM

I thought I fixed that the last time around... ya know?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 05:59 PM

you just needed it "scratched"...not fill a whole new prescription!


ya' know?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 07:57 PM

I don't know...and that's ok!

When will this headache go away?!?!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 09:36 PM

When the painkillers kick in or you get to leave work and the headache behind.


Can you believe it's Friday already?

(Not that that's a bad thing! )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 09:40 PM

Uhh...still Thursday here on the west coast.


Where the heck are you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 09:42 PM

In a timewarp, apparently

If you could travel to the future, what would you hope to find?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 09:51 PM

Myself...still alive. Kinda like that episode of Land of the Lost where Holly sees herself as an adult and it gives her hope that someday she'll escape from the Land of the Lost.


What would you hope to find?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 10:20 PM

My youthful good looks.

Any idea how I can get them back?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 10:28 PM

Botox.


Does tacos sound good for dinner?



P.S. In regard to where I am - ready for this week to be over! Where's the drinking thread?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 11:24 PM

No my stache still hurts..

Wazzz uuupppp???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/02/08 11:58 PM

I'm wondering why your mustasche hurts.


Are you going to the movies tonight?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:00 AM

Nope, watching tv.

What are you going to see?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:38 AM

On TV I'll be trying to watch the debate.


Are you going to watch it too?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 11:55 AM

Yes, I did.

Why does my cat have to park his azz on my keyboard?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:39 PM

so that you will love on him instead of the keys. duh.

cats are clever, aren't they?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:44 PM

Yes, and so are kittens.

Don't you think?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:47 PM

i wouldn't know.

but they are very cute, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:51 PM

Absolutely adorable.

What is your favorite color?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:52 PM

almost-not-there mauve.

yours?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:53 PM

purple...(i had a completely purple room growing up...purple shag rug and all!)


do you believe in purple people eaters?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 12:54 PM

of course!


are you implying they aren't real?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:15 PM

Of course they aren't real...

Why do I have a headache?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:16 PM

too much sugar? (Q&A)
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:17 PM

no...it's cuz she's got the "9.5 year itch"


aren't you soooooooooo happy it's Friday????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Sno Ball
no...it's cuz she's got the "9.5 year itch"


is that anything like pms?


soooooooooooooooo happy it's friday!!!!

i won't be leaving the bar. join me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:30 PM

on my way!!!! bottoms up twin!


wanna shake up this joint today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 01:30 PM

yeah, it's been a little quiet in here lately.

where do we begin?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 02:15 PM

Happy's bar sounds like a good place to start


where's your other half?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:38 PM

Chopped in two, just like the kid in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.



Ever notice how when a box of donuts is left in the break room, some individual will eventually get a knife and you’ll see a few donuts slowly get chopped into smaller and smaller pieces eventually until they are gone?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:42 PM

That's called someone trying deperately not to break their diet but dying for a donut.


Were they Krispy Kreme?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:46 PM

LOL Freak, I see that all of the time!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:47 PM

It's less calories if you eat the whole donut in little pieces!


Didn't you know this?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:53 PM

don't the calories fall out that way? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:55 PM

They do!

How'd you get so smart?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:56 PM

i made it to the third grade.

how long before you go home?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 06:58 PM

I am home! Boss let me leave early!


How lucky am I?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:13 PM



do i have to work the next 45 minutes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:15 PM

Yes.

It could be worse; you could have 4 hours and 15 minutes remaining, like me. Now, don't you feel fortunate?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:18 PM

i do. thank you.

has being in ♥ with dq mellowed you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:38 PM

i think it has...he's all squishy and soft now!


what is she doing to him!!??????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:39 PM

i think kneading is involved.

is that creepy?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:40 PM

a little creepy...a little hot


why can't i concentrate today???????
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:42 PM

it's friday and there is alcohol to be drunk.

or have you given that up again?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:43 PM

given it up again? i never did!


i'm doing happy hour today...are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:49 PM

in about 10 minutes.

want me to save you a seat?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:52 PM

yes please! and go ahead and order me a drink....


surprise me...will ya'?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:52 PM

will do!!

have a good weekend, k?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 07:55 PM

will do...you too!!!!


is everybody leaving early today?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:01 PM

Nope...i'm stuck here for another 2 hours...

What's on tap for the weekend?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:04 PM

happy hour after work tonight (so who knows what that will lead to)

grillin' and chillin' tomorrow....not sure about Sat. night


you got big plans?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:07 PM

No...thankfully...I'm going to be a vegetable...

Have you listened to the Paramore CD "Riot"?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:08 PM

no...

do you suggest it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:31 PM

I don't know...I like a few of the songs I've heard but I haven't fully commited to the CD yet...

Should I have my son buy it for me for Christmas then if it sucks I'm not out the $15?

I need my mother of the year award back!!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:36 PM

great idea....mom!!!


is your hubby "father of the year" too?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 08:49 PM

But of course! My son measures the "traumas" we cause him by how many years of therapy he'll need!!

Is that a bad thing?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 10:44 PM

Not at all. I think it's healthy he's aware of such things.


Shouldn't we all be home by now?? (I still have an hour and 15 minutes)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 10:45 PM

We should definitely be home!

Why am I still here?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/03/08 11:02 PM

I'm wondering the same thing, but it's only for another hour.

Will we survive until the weekend?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/04/08 11:34 AM

of course you will.


what happened to the random thread?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/04/08 12:24 PM

IDK.



Are you ready for Halloween?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/04/08 01:00 PM

random thread is still there.

what happened to tigger???? his pic is all scary now!!!!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/04/08 02:00 PM

He needs to look fierce 'cuz he's helpin' Mike the tiger root for LSU! (Although this is our bye week.)


How's that fallish whether in VT? (I bet it's pretty! )


He's changed - He's decided he's needed in Washington!


Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/05/08 10:08 PM

I wouldn't know I'm in Ohio..

Did you not know that..?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/06/08 11:55 AM

nope. (thank cod tigger is back!! )

it's monday - can we drink yet?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/06/08 12:05 PM

Sure, I think we need a drink more on Monday than on Friday.


Why can't it be Friday already???????
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/06/08 12:14 PM

It needs to be Friday!

How is everyone this morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/06/08 12:20 PM

so-so

And you?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/06/08 12:21 PM

Wanting it to be Friday already - doesn't that say it all Q&A?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 05:20 PM

ALWAYS ready for Friday!


Do you reckon I'm so blue b/c it's raining?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 05:42 PM

No, you're blue because DQ's eye shadow dusted off on you.

You knew that though, didn't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 06:03 PM

she knew that...and she shouldn't be jello wrestling with DQ if she didn't wanna get a little eyeshadow on her

were they selling tickets to that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 06:17 PM

Oh yeah; I was my little Cupcake's personal trainer!

Did you notice the Information Bar? The Information Bar alerts you when Internet Explorer blocks a pop-up window or file download that might not be safe.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 07:38 PM

didn't know that - do you have pop-ups and downloaded files that are not safe?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/08/08 07:42 PM

Some websites have pop-ups and pop-unders that one wouldn't know about prior to clicking on the link or opening the page in a browser.

Did you know that pop-ups and pop-unders are part of the HTML coding, and you can find the codes if you right click on any page and scroll to View Source?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 02:40 PM

i did not know that...


can i see your pop-up?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 02:41 PM

take it to a PM!
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 02:46 PM

what is your question!!!?????????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 02:51 PM

BB, he ain't followin' the rules agin!

Whatcha gonna do?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 03:51 PM

Continue my training class and look for 5:00....

Is it too early to ask about plans for the weekend?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 03:52 PM

NO!!! I am ready for it!


What are your plans?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 03:57 PM

#1 son has pre-UIL marching contest and I have homework. Woo Hoo!

What about you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 04:00 PM

Sounds EXCITING!

Daughter coming home! I'm still trying to recover from being sick...so I still don't feel like doing anything much. Do you think maybe I should try out being a couch potato?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 04:55 PM

yes, you need to be a couch potato at times.
It's freezing in this place- the air shouldn't be running in Oct.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 05:03 PM

Hey Man-hands! Where is your question?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 06:37 PM

She must be suffering from brain freeze.

How come every time you come around my London London Bridge want to go down?




[psst...what's my London Bridge??]
Posted By: GerryLover71

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: East Texas
#1 son has pre-UIL marching contest and I have homework. Woo Hoo!

What about you?


<----am going to tell #2 that he is #2...
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 07:00 PM

ewwwwwwwwww don't tell us your london bridge for DQ.


how can I get that sexy big hair that DQ has?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 07:26 PM

Three cans of AquaNet, one brush, two picks, two blowdryers (one of which is wall mounted) and a fire extinguisher (just in case). Start with clean dry hair and spray on .5 can of hairspray with your head hanging forward so you can get body from underneath, while blow drying to create foundation for up-do. Next, spray remainder of can while head is in an upright position and blow dry during that process. Back comb to add volume while spraying .25 of next can of hair spray. Blow dry until set. Use one pick to fluff up left side of hair and leave in place while another .25 can is used to freeze in place. Use other pick to fluff out right side of head and repeat with another .25 can of hairspray. After hair is dry, finish off final .25 can of spray. Remove picks from hair. Finish the look off with final can of AquaNet to ensure hair does not move while riding the back of BF's motorcycle. Wrap in toilet paper to hold shape when sleeping, or learn to sleep upright.


Does that clear things up for you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 07:27 PM

@ BB

sounds eyebout riiigggght!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/09/08 09:56 PM

Yeah, I'm figuring since DQ hasn't chimed in to correct me so I'm guessing I got it right.


Did you ever tight-roll your jeans?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 11:15 AM

No, but I have tight-rolled a joint.

I DO NOT HAVE BIG HAIR!

SORT SEXY HAIR!
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 01:07 PM

yeaaaa rreeeeyyyyeeeggght!!!

Eyes your Short BIG SEXY Hair wound too tight that your forgot to ask your question??? Where e-ye-s BB???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 01:12 PM

Nice eye relief KT, does it save you from those rowdies?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 01:14 PM

HEEEEYYYYYYYYY....your not supposed to give me away!!!


I'm here to take care of them puppies today....don't you think this relief will work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 01:16 PM

I hope so, for your sake.

I wonder what they will be next Freyeday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 02:24 PM

With those Rowdies, it's anyone's guess.

Can somebody please tell me why I continue eating that junk knowing it's not going to be a good thing later on?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 02:30 PM

simple...instant gratification


are you impatient?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 07:10 PM

YES!

How long will I have to wait?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 07:28 PM

Depends; sometimes good things come to those who wait.


Can I go now? Body & brain have been in vacation mode all day.
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 07:32 PM

Let's do it!!!

Should we wait for others?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 07:38 PM

Heck, we only care about ourselves!

Or is that selfish?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/10/08 07:40 PM

Well of course it is!

Can I come too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/11/08 02:35 PM

Of course you can!



Where are we going?
been outta town...and outta the loop)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/11/08 07:37 PM

Welcome back, LaBG! We're going to Maui on Tuesday.


Who wants to join us?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/11/08 07:39 PM

:raises hand high: Me, me, me!!!

But will that not make your wife mad?





(Glad to be back! )
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/11/08 07:45 PM

She's pretty easy going. Just going to crash on the beach and get some sun for 10 days.


Think I'll ever want to come back??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/11/08 07:49 PM

You would be crazy if you did.


Get some sun for me, will ya? (And maybe a drink in a pineapple or coconut! )
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 05:51 PM

I can't believe it's past lunch time!!!!

Where has this day gone?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 05:52 PM

I dunno, but thanks for the tums...

Are you cooking tonight?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 05:55 PM

You are welcome!!!nope...don't have too...hubby is working 12 hr midnights and nobody else home!

wouldn't you say that is WONDERFUL?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 05:57 PM

I would die for that!

Did you know I divorced my ex when he went back on day shift and I had to see him all of the time?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:30 PM

LOL!!!!!!!


Need I ponder that thought????
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:39 PM

I am!

do you think the isht is gonna hit the fan?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:50 PM

if you aim right


aren't 4 day work-weeks just "marvey"?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:51 PM

Yes, today is my Friday!

Are you jealous?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:52 PM

very!

so you had a 3-day work week?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:53 PM

Uh, no.....most Midwest banks were open on Monday, including ours.

So are you still jealous?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:54 PM

I am!!!!!!

What is that??????? You don't work 5 days a week?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:55 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

We didn't have off on Monday!!!!!!!!

How can this be fair??????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:57 PM

life isn't fair, darlin'


can you accept that?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:58 PM



does that answer your question?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 07:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee


does that answer your question?


You should go to your happy place KT.

Should I come with you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:01 PM

my happy place must be with DQ's big sexy hair today!

Only if you can find me a 4 day work week?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee
my happy place must be with DQ's big sexy hair today!

Only if you can find me a 4 day work week?


psst.....take a vacation or sick day tomorrow like I did.

How's that?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:05 PM

gotcha....


I guess I didn't quite bust a big enough hole then...huh????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:09 PM

hmmmmmm....

do you really want ME to answer that?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:10 PM

::ponders momentarily::

uhhhhh.....NO?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:16 PM

didn't think so

do you want to join me for happy hour after work?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:27 PM

would love to spend some time with ya tonight dagnabit...but


have been recruited for a soccer game tonight...do you like soccer?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:28 PM

yes...i love soccer


can i take a penalty shot?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:29 PM

no, only tequila shots
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
no, only tequila shots


Violation on the play!

Where's BB?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 08:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
yes...i love soccer


can i take a penalty shot?


you may take a penalty shot....

If I can bring my daughter back to be the goalie??? whooot!
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 10:33 PM

:sigh:

I give up on you. Seriously.

You know you're a Punk, right?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/16/08 11:24 PM

he's the king of the Punks!


is there anything we can do with him?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 11:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee
my happy place must be with DQ's short sexy hair today!

Only if you can find me a 4 day work week?


fixed.
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 11:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Angel Queen
Originally Posted By: Kaytee
my happy place must be with DQ's short sexy hair today!

Only if you can find me a 4 day work week?


fixed.


Better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 11:29 AM

Of course. Hey AQ with the SSH!


What's on the agenda for today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 11:43 AM

drunken debauchery (she says from behind AQs giant head of frizz)

how great is it that today is friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 11:51 AM

Friday is good, all good.

Do y'all really think I have big hair?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 12:41 PM

yep. i tried to get mine done that big yesterday, but she ran out of product.


what star has hair similar to yours DQ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 12:44 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis

You?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 01:07 PM

Telly Savalas

Do you like it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 01:11 PM

You're bald! OMC!

Why don't you get a wig?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 01:23 PM

Then it wouldn't be smooth and sexy!

Can we go home yet?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 03:41 PM

yeah...let's go home


can we make a pit stop on the way?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 05:26 PM

Only if it's for drinks - lots of them.



Is that ok?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 06:41 PM

works for me...let's do it!


should i drive?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/17/08 06:58 PM

After what you've had to drink? (Q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 04:42 PM

I'm glad it is sun shiny hear today...

Is it cool where you are at?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 04:44 PM

Yes, it's starting to get cooler here.


Are you ready for the fall weather?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 04:55 PM

absolutely.

are you?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 05:00 PM

no
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 05:04 PM

Where is your question?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 05:07 PM

over there ----------->
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 05:11 PM

^^^^^ should I call the police?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 05:26 PM

Nah, that's just Peepers being Peepers....


Do you think it's time for another vacation?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 06:58 PM

Yes.


Where to?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/20/08 10:36 PM

Some place beachy and warm and compliance free!



Any suggestions for somewhere specific?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 03:00 PM

Australia!!

Don't you think koalas are adorable?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 03:43 PM

completely adorable!


could we could bring one back with us?
Posted By: East Texas

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 04:26 PM

Prolly...if it's stuffed!


Do Australians feel the blood rushing to their heads since they live in the "land down under"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 08:37 PM

nope, it has something to do with the flat earth society..

why does nature abhore a vacuum?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 08:58 PM

CHIEF!!! I can't answer your question! I just wanted to say HI!!!
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/21/08 11:26 PM

Where is your question (Q&A)?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 12:43 AM

I left it for you to answer.........


which one are you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 10:42 AM

That's Audit_Gal!


Does my costume make you not know who I am, too, pjs?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 03:55 PM

I don't know who anyone is, with all the costume changes...

Would you watch Jeff Probst's new reality show about terminally ill people living their last adventure?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 03:59 PM

i don't think so. sounds kind of icky.

would you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 04:06 PM

I don't think so. I hardly watch TV, anyway.

Do you think the girl who was billed after waiting 19 hours in the emergency room and never saw a doctor should have to pay?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 04:13 PM

Absolutely not.

Do you think that we will be heading into a recession?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 04:58 PM

What do you mean "will be" -?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 06:05 PM

She's from New Joisey, she's confused.


Don't things HAVE to get better?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 07:02 PM

no

they don't in here do they?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 07:07 PM

come on chief....spread some good cheer!


Why are shoutin retired these days?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 07:14 PM

it's just a wish; thought if it was shouted it might make it come true......

do you think I should retire from being a mod?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 07:15 PM

well of course not!

why would you ask such a thing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/22/08 11:01 PM

Maybe some here are too mean to him..

Why does La BG Thing I am this Audit gal?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:05 AM

cause she knows you all too well young lady!

Isn't it easy to spot the kids from Ohio?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:07 AM

<--- Don't listen to the Tigger in the skeleton suit.


I think she's taking a wild guess, don't you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:10 AM

odds were 150 to 1; just like the Rays getting to the WS.

so you don't think that Joe is Go Lions?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:14 AM

I do, but I think she is hiding for halloween.


Should I change my name to Joe Tigger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:18 AM

no, you must be a Jo, not a Joe

doesn't Jo Jo Tigger sound nice?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 01:21 AM

Jo Jo Tigger could definitely work!

It's quiet in here. Do you think everyone is watching the game?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 10:52 AM

No.

Why would they?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 10:54 AM

There'll be not stopping Pooh today.


do you think she'll show up whooping it up with the Phillies win last night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 10:57 AM

prolly.

I wonder if she has a hangover?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/23/08 11:00 AM

Oh, Cod! A hangover on a Thursday morning!


Wouldn't that be bad?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/24/08 04:17 PM

what is bad is having to work late on a Friday night...and then come in and work the weekend...

Do you think I should rebel?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/24/08 04:17 PM

let the rebellion begin!!!!!


do you need my help?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/24/08 04:21 PM

of course!!!

Should they be afraid?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/24/08 04:23 PM

very afraid

meet me in the parking lot...ok?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/24/08 04:24 PM

ok....

Are you going to bring the "eye" ? Cause then I will be scairt....
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/25/08 12:56 AM

Nope..

I don't even know what that means, do you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 01:00 AM

Uh...yeah. And I'm scared (eyeballs freak me out).

Do I really have to go to work tomorrow, or can I just sit on the lanai, drink coffee and take a walk on the beach?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 10:56 AM

You must be a drone like the rest of us and muddle though another Monday.

Unless, could you say you caught a tropical disease while you were away and can't go to work until you go back to Hawaii for about 6 months to wait out a cure?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 03:16 PM

That may work, but he would have to bring along several BOLers to validate his claims.

What's that word game called where it gives you clues to decipher? The one that comes to mind is, it lists the entire alphabet with the exception of the letter L and the solution is Noel, the Christmas song. ???
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 03:25 PM

I have no idea sorry bacon butt...



Is this nail polish color appropriate for work http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3247/2650899826_874b3da345_o.jpg ??
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 03:53 PM

Nunz, I can't see the nail color (darn filters are back on).

Bacon, I think you mean a Rebus puzzle.

Can you guess how many things I'd rather be doing than sitting at work?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:26 PM

I know I can think of LOTS of things I'd rather be doing.


Do you think I'm excited about leaving for vacation on Thursday?!

wOOt!!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:28 PM

nunz - i don't see why it wouldn't be acceptable.

tigger, where are you going?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:32 PM

I'm going to Connecticut for my Dad's birthday, but shhhhh it's a surprise!

You won't tell, will you?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:33 PM

Nunz--looks fine. Looks liek a color I have "Lincoln Park at Dark" by OPI.
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:39 PM

oops, tigger, i just got off the phone with him.... sorry.

zombie, where's your question?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:40 PM

She ate it. I can't believe you told!!


Why would you do such a thing? ( )
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:55 PM

i've been meaning to talk to you about your father and i....

will you call me mom?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 05:58 PM

I know my father is irresistable - and he does dishes!



Can I call you mama instead?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/27/08 06:00 PM

of course you can!

so... is dad really single?

brown chicken brown cowwww
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:18 AM

Nope but he really is amazing!

Did your dad take a ping pong table to your friends house and spend an hour trying to put it back together?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 10:49 AM

Nah, the ping pong table was in our basement. So all the kids just came to our house.


Did you have a nice childhood?



Where's my mama this morning?!




P.S. Dad's happily married for over 40 years - sorry!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 11:54 AM

morning tigger.... your father says hello....

i did have a nice childhood.

would you like to talk to my therapist for corroboration?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 12:19 PM

Your therapist is a quack.

Didn't you know that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 12:24 PM

Hey, she paid a good $5 an hour for that therapist!


Isn't she cured?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 12:36 PM

There is no cure for what ails the kitten.

You knew that, right?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 12:46 PM

i knew it, cuz you're still here!!!


you know i'm kidding, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 12:59 PM

No

are you?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:00 PM

no.

are you mad?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:01 PM

No

are you? I mean the insane type of mad, not the angry type of mad...
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:02 PM

oh, well, then, yes. i am.

are there pills for that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:05 PM

Shhhh, sure, but you have to keep it quiet, OK? (q&a)
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:06 PM

the crow flies at midnight...

did you say something?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:13 PM

I thought I heard someone talking in the corner...

Did you hear that?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:16 PM

Didn't hear a thing...

Moo, you hearing voices again?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:17 PM

yea...it was kitten saying she needs some kibbles...


Should we supply her with some?

Good Morning everybody
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:23 PM

Most definately...in a hurry...

You don't want to see a cranky kitten, do you?

mornin KT
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:24 PM

i'm not cranky!!!!!!!!!!

okay, maybe i am.... a little bit...


did someone say kibbles?


morning Moo. Morning KT.
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:26 PM

::slides bowl of Sapphire ladened kibble to kitten::

See, isn't that all better?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 01:29 PM

all better! thanks.

can i get you something?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 06:33 PM

Sure!


What's on the bar menu? And can you make it a double?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 06:39 PM

Double order of buffalo wings coming up.


Want cheesy fries with that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 07:28 PM

Yes please.

How did this get in here?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 08:19 PM

It was tossed in your shopping cart while you weren't looking.

Ya still wanna buy it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 08:33 PM

Oh, why not. I'm sure I'll find a use for it.


Have the leaves started changing color wherever you are? (They just change to brown and fall off the trees here, for our deciduous varieties)
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 09:51 PM

Yes they have and they are b-u-tiful!!

When will I learn to stay away from the threads that get you into an argument? (they're just no fun at all!)
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/28/08 11:44 PM

I would say probably not.....

Doesn't it feel good to argue some times?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 11:27 AM

It's necessary sometimes.




Did you know it's 36 degrees here this morning? BRRRRR!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 11:51 AM

your father says hello.


are you packed and ready for your trip?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 12:19 PM

Hi Dad!! (Hey Mama! )
I have a few more things and then I'm " red t'go"!!


Is it still snowing up there?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 12:25 PM

Nah, it was just a quick storm.

Can you drive in the snow, in case?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 12:27 PM

Oh, yeah. I lived up there a looooong time before I flew south.


Don't you wish it snowed more and there was less sleet and freezing rain?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 12:35 PM

Yes, it is the slop I can't stand.

You?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:02 PM

I like slop.


You don't?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:05 PM

Not to drive in...

Is it cold where you are?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:30 PM

yes! it was mid 40's this morning! brrrr!

do you consider that "cold"?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:31 PM

Nah, mere chillin'


Do you think LF's affections for me remain the same?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:36 PM

Of course, Sugar Dumpling!


Why would you ever doubt my love for you?


Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:40 PM

I so missed you!

Are you coming over later?

Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:41 PM

yes...and i'll bring the video cam


what time should i arrive?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:42 PM

Anytime after 4.

Will you be bringing someone, too?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:43 PM

I'll be bringing "something."


You like whipped cream, Sunshine?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:44 PM

I ♥ Whipped Cream.

Do you like chocolate syrup?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:46 PM

can we all like gag a maggot? Q & A
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:50 PM

No gagging. And I love chocolate syrup!


Should I also pack the marshmallow fluff, Buttercup?

Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 03:58 PM

maggots gag? (Q&A)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:06 PM

Yes, whenever they encounter something that isn't rotting or in various stages of decay.


When was the last time you smiled at a stranger?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:11 PM

Yesterday, at the costume store.

Who should I go out with tonight?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:11 PM



does that count?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:16 PM

You should go out with someone fun. And kitten, the smiley face does count.


Should I go eat breakfast?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:24 PM

Sure honey, I'll make it for you... ♥

What do you want, sugar bear? ♥
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:42 PM

Bacon and eggs sound great!

Can I give you a hand, Snookums?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:46 PM

Sure, babycakes.

Will you ever text me what you said you would?? ♥
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 04:56 PM

It should be coming soon.


Do you think you'll like it?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:00 PM

hmmmmm.....


do you think I should intercept it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:02 PM

NO I DO NOT THINK SO!

Should she, my little freakster??? ♥
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:06 PM

He's thinkin about it? Q&A LOL!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:07 PM

There's no way she can. I told you they were grey (and stretchy-tight!)



Hey, why don't you sell KT a copy of the pic? Maybe earn some spending money for the Bahamas....
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:09 PM

<-----not buying anything

Don't you know I'm fresh out of money?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:12 PM

We accept installments. You can put it on layaway.


How's your credit?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:19 PM

My credit's good, thanks to you...♥

When will I get it?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:37 PM

Huh. You should have gotten it my now.


Will you PM me your number again?


Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:37 PM

OK. ♥

Let me know if you got it, OK?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:40 PM

Ok. Luv ya, Cutie-patutie! ♥


I have to go now. Will you miss me?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:42 PM

Of course I'll miss you, sweetie kazeetie... ♥

Will you check in tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:46 PM

You know he will!



Does your MOML know about your sordid affair?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:47 PM

You bet, Monkey Butt . I'll even check in this afternoon.


Feel free to phone me anytime, okay?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: LaBG
You know he will!



Does your MOML know about your sordid affair?


Does he need to know, he sleeps in the garage??? (q&a)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:52 PM

Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:53 PM

Well then I guess he doesn't!



Is it warm on the East Coast yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:57 PM

Originally Posted By: ‘Lil Freak!
You bet, Monkey Butt . I'll even check in this afternoon.


Feel free to phone me anytime, okay?


Sure will, tootsie-wootsie! ♥
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 05:59 PM

Look out!!! BB....we have an intruder!!!!



Where is your question MONKEY BUTT????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:01 PM

WHo's a monkey butt??
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:07 PM

according to your tootsie pootsie...I believe it's YOU!


Who were you thinking it was...me??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:10 PM

Yeah, I did.

Do you have a crush on LF AND AG???
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:17 PM

naaahhhh.....as sweet and precious as they are....


Wouldn't be right...I'm married dontcha know?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:18 PM

And? (q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:19 PM

Q & A
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaytee
naaahhhh.....as sweet and precious as they are....


Wouldn't be right...I'm married dontcha know?

no i didn't



But do you know that, that doesn't matter to some people nowadays??
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 06:21 PM

Yea...I've stuck my head out of the box long enough to figure that one out....


but it does to me and that will never change...don'tcha know?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 11:33 PM

You're a good girl KT and I believe the same way!



Do you think people believe we're old fashioned?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 10/29/08 11:36 PM

Maybe a little...

DOn't you think that is a good thing though?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:29 AM

Yeah, it's a good thing. I'm old fashioned that way. Somewhat crusty...



But it's kinda cool having a cyber-lover, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:38 AM

You're such a...a...freak!!



Do you think your cyber-love will stand the test of time?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:42 AM

I hope so.

You haven't seen me in my grey underpants, right?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:44 AM

Not recently......



Boxer briefs, right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:49 AM

No way! Stretchy tighty briefs (for the boys) The boys need support.

You like, or do you need a pic?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 01:53 AM

Save your pic for your snookums.


What are you trying to do, get me in trouble with her????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 02:00 AM

Girl fight!

Entertaining, right?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 10:59 AM

Always!

Where's my cyber-love today??? ♥
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 02:59 PM

Here I am, my little Monkey Butt


Which would you prefer:

A trick

or

A treat?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:06 PM

Ohhhh, a treat of course! XO

Do you think we have this thread to ourselves, now?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:10 PM

surely NOT!!!


Don't you know that at least I will interrupt????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:12 PM

don't COUNT on it


do you and L. Freak have halloween plans?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:23 PM

If I tell you I'd have to kill you.

Why do you want this info?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:25 PM

if i tell you...i'd have to kill you! bwwwwaaaaahhhhahaaahhhhaaaa


are you prepared for what might happen with L. Freak?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:29 PM

Absolutely!

Don't you know he adores me?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen

Don't you know he worships me?


Fixed.

Isn't that better?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:49 PM

Originally Posted By: ‘Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Devil Queen

Don't you know he loves my big sexy hair?


Fixed.

Isn't that better?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 04:56 PM



Don't you know???!!!??!??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 06:05 PM

LOL...

You are all weirdos, except for LF, right? ♥
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
LOL...

You are not weirdos, except for LF, right? ♥


fixed...right?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 07:08 PM

WRONG miss oh so not a monkey butt!


Ready for your wuppin’?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 07:13 PM

uhhhh...no!

Maybe I can run faster than you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/30/08 10:11 PM

Shouldn't be too tough to out run a smoker.


Would you happen to know if ringworm is contagious?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 12:11 PM

^^^^ ::backs slowly away from Snookums:: ^^^^

Where did you pick that up, dear??? ♥
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 02:38 PM

Probably from the cat (or Mr. Peepers), Googleybear ♥

I blocked out two hours on my calendar 9/19 from 3:00 to 5:00 and labeled it “busy.” What the heck was I doing???
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 03:07 PM

takin a nap obviously....


Do you have some good candy you want to share?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 04:19 PM

No, but you can have the bad candy

How the heck do necklaces left unattended manage to tie themselves in such intricate knots?!
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 04:22 PM

please refer to the "ghost" thread for the answer.


might the ghosts have done it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 10/31/08 04:34 PM

I don't think so.

Anyone see Peepers today?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 11/01/08 12:27 AM

No, I don't think so.

Is this the most boring Halloween you can remember?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/01/08 07:01 PM

Nope, pretty exciting actually....

What r u doing tonight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 11/03/08 05:27 PM

I have class tonight.

Why can't people who want to kill themselves do it quietly in their own home?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/03/08 07:06 PM

Because it's their final moment to shine, Becka, and Seattle has that lovely bridge which is second to only one other in the nation from which to throw oneself.

Did it make you late for work or something?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 11/03/08 07:27 PM

Yes, very late to work (and the newsbrief said he didn't even jump!)

Why didn't I just stay home today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 11/03/08 08:09 PM

Because Monday's are fun (and you should have pushed that guy!)


Anybody wanna Wang Chung tonight?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/03/08 08:25 PM

naaahhh...I'll just stick to having my chili dog instead...


Sooooo....will you reckon it will EVER come time for me to go home?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/04/08 01:07 AM

Sure... Now is a good time...

Have you gone home yet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 02:11 AM

Yes wink

What happened to this thread???
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 02:54 AM

Wow! It must have gotten buried!

How did that happen?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 03:59 AM

Not sure, it was like 7 pages back...

Can you believe that??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 12:57 PM

That's just wrong!


Do you think people aren't inquizative anymore?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 05:10 PM

Perhaps.

Why am I here on a Sat? Do I need to get a life?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/15/08 06:13 PM

Not sure about you, but I know I do!


What's shakin' on a Saturday?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 11/16/08 12:57 AM

Not much. My bro is coming over to spend the night. Tomorrow is my &% birthday.

How did I get so old?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/16/08 02:30 AM

IDK, but I know how old you'll be!!! grin


Will there be cake and ice cream? (And can I have some?) smile
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/16/08 02:35 AM

A parties not a party w/o Ice cream...

Did you know that?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/16/08 04:02 AM

I did!


What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/16/08 04:06 AM

Mint chocolate chip....

Or is is Chocolate chip mint???
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:34 PM

it's been nice having forgot my cell phone today....


Does your family bug you on the cell phone during the day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:35 PM

depends on how you define "family"

do you have a BOL family?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:36 PM

nah...i turn it on "silent" when i'm at work


have you been to lunch yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:39 PM

Yep.

You?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:40 PM

nah....don't usually go till around 1


does BOL family call you??? and does silent really change things???? wink (2 Part question in case I fall OOC later)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:42 PM

yes and no

would you take a call from a BOler?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 05:51 PM

Suuuure.

Would you call a BOLer?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:02 PM

Depends.

Would you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:04 PM

depends....


like....how would you know???
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:06 PM

How would you know what? (Q&A)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:07 PM

blush that was supposed to be a funny....


guess I will no doubt stick to my day job huh????
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:15 PM

probably, it's better than a night job..


ever wear a head band that makes your head hurt like heck?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:27 PM

Yes! That's why I don't where them anymore!



Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:28 PM

:looks at cell phone:;


no, it isn't!

do you have a conference call this afternoon?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:31 PM

No and I don't want one.




Do you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:32 PM

Nope. Just the same carp I always have.

Do you ever get tired of bouncing?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:35 PM

Rarely.

Didn't you know I am, for the most part, a perpetually happy person?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:37 PM

I would have guessed.

Don't your legs get tired?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:38 PM

that makes two of us eek


Have you ever bought dog treats and your kid eats them instead of giving them to the dog? eek
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:50 PM

sick uh...that is a negative....

did you know that I was fixin to go to lunch???
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:56 PM

sorry 'bout that!! I just wondered if anyone else ate doggy snacks!



Whatcha having for lunch? Beefsticks? HAHA laugh
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 06:59 PM

laugh LOL!!!

wellll....now that you mention it...wouldn't you consider a frozen WW dinner the same thing?? laugh
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/18/08 07:14 PM

sick
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 07:44 PM

eatin Thanksgiving lunch at work makes you very full!!!

Do you eat TL at work?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 07:52 PM

Yep, I did today.

Did you have to unbutton your pants to be able to breathe?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 07:54 PM

no buttons!

and our meal isn't until tomorrow
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 07:57 PM

No Buttons!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Do you have Amish running in your blood lines PR?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 08:00 PM

did y'all ever hear of zippers and belts?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 08:01 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Chief might just be my neighbor!

wouldn't that be delightful?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 08:04 PM

sure it would!!!

Would you need a fence? whistle wink JK!!!
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 08:04 PM

RUN!!!!!!!!

Thought you might be wearing sweatpants - expandable PR.

No?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 08:12 PM

hmph!!!!

and why would I need expandable wear?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 09:11 PM

To be able to eat all that food tomorrow.

You know, like the Friends episode where Joey ate a Whole turkey by himself?????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 09:48 PM

I never saw that episode frown

Wouldn’t conjugal visits at work be a good thing?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 09:58 PM

Why yes they are! wink


Why does work feel like prison?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:13 PM

b/c of freaks!!! ...not you freakster.... uhhhh work freaks wink


Why can't I just leave now? If I get in the car will you drive? smirk
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:22 PM

You bet!

You do know where we are going....don't you? wink
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:47 PM

with the wad of ones you two have?

I think we can guess (oh, and glad to see you finally found the question thread)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:53 PM

Again with no question!! PR needs the rules tatooed to his forehead!


Bacon Boy where are you?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:55 PM

he ain't lookin' over my shoulder or this sort of this wouldn't happen!!!!

are you going to be a snitch?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:58 PM

sure why not....

don't you think I should?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 10:59 PM

I think WE should.


You need backup?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 11:00 PM

Affirmative Tigger!

Who wouldn't want to be without you??? smile
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/20/08 11:02 PM

Happy to stand by ya KT!


Has your day gotten better?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:07 AM

Was it bad earlier? (Q&A)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:25 AM

She had a tough day at work.


Did you have a good day?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:38 AM

Not really...

Will it get better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:41 AM

Well, tomorrow is Friday.


Does that make you feel better?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:42 AM

Sooner or later if not sooner.


Is it freezing where you are?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 12:47 AM

OMG yes....

Do you hate the cold?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 02:24 AM

Yes.



Didn't you know that's one of the reasons I moved from New England to the South?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 02:52 AM

transplanted snitches!!!!

Is it snowing in Michigan and Pennsylvania?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 03:07 AM

Oh, just call me a name and ignore me! smirk


Do you know who I am??????
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 01:24 PM

I do.

Do you know who I am?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 04:13 PM

No

Who am I?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 04:17 PM

Bob Newhart

Where am I?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 04:40 PM

the Comedy Club


are you funny?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 05:05 PM

Not really. In my profession humor gets left at the door. Otherwise you have all those hooligans tearing up books and cutting up the chairs.

Do you have a degree that would file you in 663?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 06:29 PM

No, I do not.


Why is it so flippin' cold here today?!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/21/08 06:52 PM

its the middle of November!!!

Is the sun out where you are?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 05:05 AM

Not probable.... It is 12:05 a.m.

WHy did this response take so long?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 01:14 PM

That depends.


Are you talking about the lack of response to Pale's earlier question or the BOL server?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 01:41 PM

Yes, I believe she is.

What are you doing today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 03:41 PM

Celebrating "Worldfest" in downtown

What's up in there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 04:39 PM

Up? I'm over here -----> Cleaning, cleaning and hmmm, wait a minute.....


Did I say cleaning already?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/22/08 08:37 PM

Yeah I think maybe...

Can you come clean here?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 05:35 PM

No. I'm not a fan of cleaning.


How many quarterbacks are color blind and does that affect the number of interceptions they throw?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 06:28 PM

I might have to ask Jarrett Lee that question.



Do you think he will answer?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 06:33 PM

Probably not, unless there's money involved.


Aren't overcast days just the most?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 06:35 PM

It's bright and sunny here.


You aren't sending those clouds my way, are you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 07:12 PM

No, I want to keep them for another day or so.

Do you think that's odd?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 07:21 PM

We've learned not to question you BB.


Why is it whenever someone says work will slow down it always increases?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 07:33 PM

It might slow down for the person saying it 'cuz they're shuffling their tasks onto you.

Should I be concerned that I understand the song "I Am The Walrus?"
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 07:41 PM

without question!

do you live in a yellow sub?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 08:21 PM

somtimes I think I should.



How many raisins are actually in a box of Raisin Bran?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 08:27 PM

way to many for my tastes! (one is too many)

how many peanuts are in a can of mixed nuts?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/25/08 11:57 PM

185...

Is it cold there?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 01:23 AM

48 degrees - due to get a little colder.


That's warm to you, isn't it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 01:41 AM

Right now it is!

Are you wii bowling tonight?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 02:03 AM

No. Don't have a wii. frown


Is it fun?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 02:44 PM

I don't know...but would like too!

Are you working Friday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 02:56 PM

working may not be the best description, but some of us will be here......

who is getting in line at midnight for Black Friday sales?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 02:58 PM

not me...only crazy people do that

(well ok...even though i'm crazy...i'm not doin' it)


are the deals really THAT good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:03 PM

I got the Best Buy ads right here!!!

can you really go broke saving money?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:04 PM

sure you can!!! grin


Do you hate to shop as much as I do???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:09 PM

guess not, I like to people watch though...

when is the last time you went to the mall?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:14 PM

Can't even recall it's been so long...

Isn't letting your fingers do the walking much easier?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:18 PM

that's my motto!


are you avoiding "work" today?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:19 PM

want too really bad


don't you think it's a must today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:20 PM

what's a must today?

using your fingers or work avoidance?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 03:22 PM

Work avoidance.


Isn't that the goal everyday?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 07:14 PM

When properly executed - yes!



Is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 07:24 PM

In 3 hours 35 minutes it will be, not that I'm counting.


Do you think they'd miss us if we skipped out early?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 08:43 PM

maybe not!



Did you steal us a pie???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 09:42 PM

Hey, nobody can prove a thing. (Checks to make sure there are no crumbs.)


Why do you ask?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 10:14 PM

I was hopin for a slice


You got anything besides crumbs????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/26/08 11:30 PM

nope, not even crubs...

so who is working tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 11/27/08 12:01 AM

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.




Are you crazy??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 11/27/08 12:38 AM

Not according to my therapist. Just slightly neurotic with some OCD issues thrown in.


So, who wants to frolic?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 11/27/08 12:39 AM

In the rain? (Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:02 PM

No, thanks

What should I ask for from this year's office gift exchange?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:10 PM

Post-It notes.

What else could you possibly want?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:23 PM

Highlighters!

Haven't we been here long enough today???
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:38 PM

Yes, and I vote we close up shop.

Who's with me?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:38 PM

get in the car and I'll drive!!!!

Will it take me long you think?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 08:44 PM

methinks

will you come straight west on I-20?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 09:11 PM

crazy confused {Q&A}
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 11/28/08 09:32 PM

Don't question my Pa, kt. wink


Do you think he meant US 20? He does know that's by my old house, right?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 12/01/08 05:21 PM

He might not.


If a female puts a picture of herself in a bikini as a profile picture on a networking website, is that a good indication she's trolling for guys?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 12/01/08 05:31 PM

no, that is such a sexist remark!

so how many have gone to ShopItToMe.com ?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 12/01/08 06:29 PM

Not I.


Why would I go there?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 12/01/08 07:42 PM

I have no idea crazy

What's the magic word?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 12/04/08 12:52 AM

Please, I think...

Do you agree?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:08 PM

I do agree that it helps!

do you always say please and thank you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:16 PM

Most of the time.


Are you as hungry as I am?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:29 PM

Doubt it; I ate a bagel an hour ago.

Why buy a matress anywhere else?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:31 PM

No really...still don't have appetite back yet...

Did you know my co-workers and daughter is taking me out to lunch...don't you think that is so sweet? What would you like me to bring you back?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:32 PM

That is sweet!

Can I get some Tex-Mex?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:38 PM

Actually, I think you should take us with you.

Are we going out for dim sum?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 06:40 PM

come on BB...get in the car and I'll drive!

where ya wanna go??? I'm all for Angelo's in Panama City...you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 07:28 PM

I'm thinking the Bahama's.

Oh, do you mean lunch?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:10 PM

but of course.... laugh

What did you think I meant?? whistle
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:16 PM

IDK, I thought he meant Tommy Bahama's for lunch, it has a good menu...

When did y'all get to Houston?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:17 PM

Where I wanted to go.


Does that mean you aren't going to take me to somewhere in the Bahama's?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:17 PM

Bahama.......

How about Bahama Breeze?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:33 PM

As long as I can get somewhere without flying...

Did you know that I'm afraid to fly?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:40 PM

Nope.

Why are you afraid of flying? Did something happen?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:43 PM

I hope not!

There's a Bahama Breeze right near us KT - want to drive up?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:44 PM

The only thing I can tie it back to is my dads band played at an air show when I was a young punk and one of the pilots took my dad and I up in a small air plane... upon take off he asked

Little lady...do you want to go under this power line or over it???? sick
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:46 PM

That might do it.


Do you like rollercoasters?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:46 PM

eek

Did you say under it???????
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:49 PM

I said over (stoooopid young punk I was) eek sick and yes I LOVE Roller Coasters and Bungee jumping/reverse accelerator stuff....

People say it is better on a big plane...should I believe them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 08:57 PM

Yes and I've flown on a few. Just avoid Turboprops, they're rougher.

Have you learned from the past?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 09:02 PM

yes I think....


just still say no??? smirk
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 09:09 PM

Nope, always make sure the pilot is sober or at least can walk a straight line.


What did you think I was talking about?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 09:14 PM

History.


Ever fly in a 10 seater over the Grand Canyon????????? (interesting flight)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 09:45 PM

Nope, but I've flown in one to Denver. The nice window/aisle seats are nice.


Are Tuesday nights in Vegas still locals get in free night?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 09:48 PM

Nope, but I've flown in one to Denver. The nice window/aisle seats are nice.


Are Tuesday nights in Vegas still locals get in free night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 10:41 PM

at which Club? (Q&A)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 10:49 PM

Last time I was in Vegas, it was all of the clubs at Ceasar's Palace, but I can't remember all of their names.

Anyone know if that's still true?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/06/09 11:21 PM

Not me?

Will this pain quit soon?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/07/09 03:13 PM

I sure pray that it does for you!!!!

Will these examiners leave soon?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 12:01 PM

For your sanity, I hope so.


Will you make breakfast, please?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 01:36 PM

I actually did Tigg. Sorry I can't squish a breakfast taco through the interweb.

Anyone else tired of reading already?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 02:26 PM

yes, I know I am

where in Austin is a good place for breakfast tacos?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 07:10 PM

Wish I knew 'cause it sounds good!





Should I go shopping in the big city this weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 07:32 PM

in that red place?

will you miss some football?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 07:34 PM

I miss me some College football already!!!


Do I have to go and meet with this auditor or can I come hide with you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:11 PM

You can come hide with me.


Oh wait...I'm an auditor. Won't that freak you out?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:19 PM

I'm finding everything freaks KT out. (still holding snowball)


Can you guess where she hid?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:25 PM

I have no idea.

What's a breakfast taco??
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:33 PM

I'd imagine a soft flour tortilla filled with diced potatoes, chorizo and eggs, with cheese, guacamole and sour cream topped with salsa verde.

Is that not what it is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:41 PM

that is a mighty fine guess for someone claiming to "imagine"

are you sure you don't make these for breakfast? and can I get mine in a guacomole tortilla?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 08:52 PM

Ooohhh, I've had plenty of breakfast burritos but never heard of a taco.

BB as long as you're making some can I have one too?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:02 PM

I'm gonna be BOLD this year!!! cool

Do you think that I can do it???
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:03 PM

That depends, are you still in the box?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:10 PM

depends....

what moment are you askin??? laugh
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:22 PM

I suppose he's asking about your location, dear.

Don't you get tired of checking your voice mail because people keep calling you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:35 PM

Yes, and I get tired of the wrong people always calling me. mad

How long should I wait for a response before following up with someone?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 09:46 PM

Don't wait two weeks. You will get in trouble.


Don't you think we should implement a nap time for mid-afternoon?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 10:10 PM

Yes, absolutely!

Do you think a poll for the next BOLer to get banned would be deleted?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 10:25 PM

yes, that would be my "guess"

do you think you are stuck with the current crop?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 10:48 PM

Current crop of what? confused
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 10:54 PM

I thought the subject was Mods and whom was next for banning, was it not?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:06 PM

Guess not.

I just washed my face with the pink, institutional hand soap in the men’s room. What do you think it’s going to do for my complexion?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:09 PM

You'll probably break out with a pink, institutional rash

Won't that be nice?

grin
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:16 PM

eek

Is it anything like a chemical skin peel?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:22 PM

Probably worse!



What do they put in that pink stuff?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:33 PM

If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

Did you realize the older I get the more expensive my facial supplies become? (I mean seriously, $35 for less than a month's supply of moisturizer???)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:36 PM

Your skin must dry at the drop of a hat in that AZ air!


Did you know a cool dry day would be welcome here?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/08/09 11:51 PM

I would hope not...

How is it working out for you so far?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/09/09 11:40 PM

Not so good, apparently.

Who is to say how far a cabbage head can go in this world?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/10/09 12:31 AM

What is a cabbage head (Q&A)?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/09 05:30 PM

Is that like califlower ears wrestlers enjoy?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/11/09 09:26 PM

That is gross.

Who are you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/12/09 11:56 AM

Why, I'm your ol' pal Tigg!



How 'bouts we repeat Sunday instead of it being Monday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 12:12 AM

Sounds good!

Can I work from home tomorrow?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:06 PM

sure...go ahead...and tell 'em i said so!


will that be good enough?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:23 PM

That depends, will you call that in for me?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:25 PM

I will for you

If you will for me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:36 PM

Sure. Now I just need to find a warm place to spend the day off.

Any ideas?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:47 PM

sunny TX is warm...relatively speaking


does lunch out on the patio sound good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 02:48 PM

not with this cold front coming in today

high is only in the 50's right?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 04:35 PM

No more like 0's.

Are you bragging?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 05:15 PM

It sounds like it. We haven't been above 32 for quite a while here. If it was 50, I may be wearing shorts.


Aren't pasty white legs sexy?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 06:21 PM

uhhhh ::looks down at legs:: ... no!!! crazy

why would you think such a thing?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 06:29 PM

Boredom (Q&A)?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 06:45 PM

Ok, maybe it's just mine.


What are tanning booths like?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 06:49 PM

they are too much trouble to me...

who wants to get in something cold and boring anyways?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 06:58 PM

EW! Tanning beds = germs to me no matter how clean you tell me they are.


Don't you prefer to be outside in the sun?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 07:04 PM

yes...

Is there sun where you are?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 07:04 PM

Very few places to get naked outside so you'll have no tan lines...

Know what I mean?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 07:10 PM

Oddly, I do....

Are you working?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 08:28 PM

yes.

If you own one = no germs.
You warm them up before getting into one.


Will the cold and the snow and the ice EVER go away?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 08:54 PM

i didn't know it had arrived!


do you like guacamole?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 09:08 PM

I don't know but I loke Avacados so I would think so...

Is the work day done?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:05 PM

it's done...stick a fork in it!


shall we go?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:14 PM

I'll go.


Have you been set up on a blind date?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:15 PM

Nope, never.

What difference does it make whether it happened yesterday or a year ago?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:15 PM

yep... eek

have you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:21 PM

Becka: The interest your paying.

KT: Yes.

Does it count if you didn't know until a "friend" happens to show up?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 10:36 PM

Is this regarding the blind date? Better watch out; the last blind date I went on I ended up marrying.


You looking for a wife?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/13/09 11:00 PM

No... i don't rock that way.


Are you looking for a significant other?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 03:13 PM

I'm looking to have fun.


How'd we get to marriage from a blind date?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 03:19 PM

lots of tequila


where did my hot chocolate go?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 03:57 PM

burp... whistle I've got no idea.


Are you sure you had hot chocolate?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 03:58 PM

positive...and i found it grin


should i crawl under my desk and take a nap?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:00 PM

Go for it.


Are you sure you won't be missed?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:10 PM

yeah...they would...and then they'd come lookin' for me and wake me up!

any other suggestions where i could catch some zzzzz's? (i didn't sleep at all last night)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:14 PM

couch in the ladies rooom

but the more intriguing question is where you spent last night?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:22 PM

at home of course!


where else would i be?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:28 PM

That's what we were trying to figure out.


So why didn't you get any sleep last night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 04:31 PM

the possibilities are endless!!!!


don't you need to rest that eye?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 05:08 PM

just restless................(that's my story and i'm stickin' to it!) smirk


have you ever been to Freebird's?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 05:11 PM

Not that I can remember, but it's been a while since I was in Texas.


Is it a good place?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 05:36 PM

it originated in College Station!!

and don't you know it's not Freebirds, it's Freeb!rds?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 06:46 PM

I love my Chipotle better than FreeB!irds.
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 06:50 PM

I just experienced FreebirdS (whatever WK!) for the first time today.

do you have some eye drops?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 06:56 PM

nope, never have an occasion to use same

did you get the cayenne tortilla?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:02 PM

no...tacos...but i got the tasty Carnitas...muy bueno!

donde esta el bano?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:17 PM

how long have you worked there and don't know that?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:21 PM

i think they moved it eek


where is everybody today?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:29 PM

out
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:30 PM

thanks, skippy

why do YOU show up all of a sudden???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:33 PM

he is that famous stalker you have been hoping for

did you find the Vizine?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 07:58 PM

I'm still looking for it

Ms B certainly needs is don'tcha think?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 08:02 PM

Her eye is a little redder than normal.


Why is my computer so slow today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/14/09 08:11 PM

IDK, but what eye?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:15 AM

The left one..

Or was it the right one???? DANG
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:18 AM

It was both.



Why do obviously tone deaf people audition for American Idol?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:25 AM

Cause their moms told them their voice was awesome!!!!!


You think that true?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:14 AM

I'm sure it explains at least some of them!




Can you sing?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 12:04 PM

No way.

Can you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 12:21 PM

A long time ago yes. Now, probably not! laugh



Is the snow pretty or did the plows already ruin it?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 12:23 PM

Very pretty... light fluffy snow, the best.

Did you get ice last night?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 12:28 PM

It's all heavy frost out there ----------> eek



Should I stay home and snuggle up with a good book?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 12:37 PM

Sounds like a plan...

Will you bake cookies, too?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 01:23 PM

I have the makings for Tollhouse!


Want some?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 01:26 PM

I DO!!!!! i love me some cookies!!! smile


are they still warm?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 01:46 PM

I doubt it. It's cold where she is!!!!


Why are some people such stick in the muds???
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 01:48 PM

cuz they are skeered about what others think of them.

are you not a stick in the mud?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 01:55 PM

Heck no!

Where's the fun in that??
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:06 PM

there isn't any. and i'm not one because i don't like to get my paws dirty.

did you know that today is my friday? smile
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:12 PM

no...i didn't

did you clear that with us?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:18 PM

i have the paperwork right here.

see?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:21 PM

::eyes the document::

cool!


are you doing anything fun on your day off?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:25 PM

i want to go to a movie.

is there anything good out?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:34 PM

Today is my Friday too!!!

Do you want to meet up for a movie Kit?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 02:36 PM

let's do it!!!

wanna do lunch first?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:24 PM

Yes I DO!!!

Where should we go?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:28 PM

someplace yummy!!!

i haven't had mexican in a while. do you like mexican?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:33 PM

LOVES it! See you at lunch then!


Will it be colder than today?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:34 PM

who cares!?!?! laugh

is it supposed to be?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 03:46 PM

Hold your horses. It better not be colder than today.


Don't you think -29 below zero (no wind chill) is cold enough?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 04:40 PM

No, just wait until it gets -30 below zero.

What's a good word for someone who says he wants to be FWB, but then says the relationship has to be all or nothing, and then says that you were never friends at all? mad confused frown
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:00 PM

Complicated. whistle


Is that the word you were looking for?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:03 PM

Not exactly smirk

What happened to the emoticon options for showing online status?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:14 PM

IDK, I didn't get the memo.

Do y'all still want the tongue hanging out emoticon?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:20 PM

sure!!!

Do you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:28 PM

Yes, I miss that one!

Will your S/O say you have or have not ever shaved him or her?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:37 PM

crazy

huh?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 05:51 PM

That would be a no for KT...

And yours?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 06:06 PM

Affirmative.


Let's hear your best ending for this sentence:

I'll do anything for you except...
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 06:15 PM

lick the jam between your toes...

And you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 06:35 PM

crazy

see...why can't my brain think of anything???? Does this mean I would do anything for you???? Isn't that a song???? Can we have a 4 part question on the question thread? crazy
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 06:46 PM

::kaytee, get back in the box!:: wink
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 07:26 PM

Gee KT, if you can't think of anything that you wouldn't do then I guess that means you have no boundaries. SWEET!


On your first date, which animal was your S/O most like?
Turtle, Kitten, Tiger, Octopus
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/15/09 09:11 PM

blush I do too have boundries...I just can't think of em! laugh

First Date....once again...why are there no words??? crazy whistle
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 04:41 PM

^^^^^^^
Been hiding in that box for toooooooo long!

Will none of the above work?????
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 05:36 PM

Probably not.


Why would they want to work on a Friday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 07:17 PM

i dunno...i know i don't want to


do you wear sunglasses at night?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 07:55 PM

Nope.


How do you see in the dark wearing sunglasses?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 07:57 PM

Nope.


How do you see in the dark wearing sunglasses?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 08:09 PM

not for seeing...just for "looks" cool


can i go home?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 08:14 PM

Only if i can.


Who wants to clean my apartment for me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 08:21 PM

::looks over at Excess:: i think he does


are you expecting company?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 08:24 PM

Was, but not anymore, just tired of it being dirty.



Who hates sloppy roommates?
Posted By: Confused Banker

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 09:19 PM

I do, but it is my wife :-) (Don't worry, show knows it and is proud of it!)

How many text messages do you send each month?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 09:27 PM

well over 5,000. according to my last bill.


Who else is a text addict?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 09:33 PM

I am!

(Oh, wait...you said text addict...nevermind...whistle)

What should I tell my boss are my priorities and objectives for 2009?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 09:36 PM

To avoid doing work at all costs.


How does that sound?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 10:26 PM

like music to my ears

what is this sexting thing?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 11:09 PM

Maybe it's like a new type of cyber thing? je ne sais pas.


Who else is ready to go home?!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 11:38 PM

I'm already home!


How much longer have you got?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/16/09 11:57 PM

bout 30 i think


and you?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 01/17/09 04:09 AM

Been done for 7 hours..

Arew you off Monday?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 03:43 PM

No...but I'm off tomorrow!


Did you steal my stolen cheese?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 03:44 PM

No, i think lf did, he seems like the devious type of guy.


Who is glad it's friday?!
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 04:32 PM

I am, but will be happier when it's 5.


Do you think they'll notice if I change all of the clocks?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 04:33 PM

They just might...


who wants a drama free life?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 04:38 PM

<<<---- HATES drama...totally hates it!!!


But alas no perfect world...wouldn't you agree?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 04:38 PM

That would be nice, but where would the fun be?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 01/23/09 04:40 PM

confused ::thinks to self::


hmmmm...indeed?!? whistle laugh
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/03/09 08:04 PM

Indubitably

Doesn't 25 seem a young age for someone to have a stroke? eek
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 12:50 AM

Very much so..

Was there an underlying condition?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 02:56 PM

yeah, over exposure to the cooler

are the daffodils blooming there?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 02:58 PM

slowly, they are just peeking.


Who else can't wait for spring?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:16 PM

I can't wait, I can't wait!!

What's your favorite flower?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:17 PM

Orange lillies, they are stunning.


What's your favorite thing to do in spring?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:19 PM

Go to my hubby's softball games (they start in late spring).

Is spring your favorite season?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:21 PM

Spring and Fall, yep.


What is your favorite holiday?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:22 PM

It's a tie between July 4th & Thanksgiving.

Do you have a favorite day of the year?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 03:26 PM

Besides my birthday lol, yes I LOVE halloween. laugh


Who else loves to dress up?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:23 PM

I perfer not wearing a suit and tie, so I'd rather dress down.


Isn't it more comfortable in a t-shirt and jeans that is?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:25 PM

I like jeans and a tank top or something similiar, t-shirts annoy me really.


Am i weird?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:29 PM

Yes.

Did you really have to ask? grin
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:29 PM

I was just checking.


Who else is proud to be weird? (beside lf)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:33 PM

I prefer to be call eccentric.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:34 PM

Random curiousness...


What makes you "eccentric"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:42 PM

It might have to do with my creativity towards practical jokes, don't ask me to do anything artistic though.


Have you ever made up a word?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:43 PM

he coaches girls softball....

doesn't that make him a stalker?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:45 PM

Nope, just a glutten for punishment.


Why else would I do that?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 04:46 PM

I've made up several words, most by accident.

Because you are odd.

What else is new?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 05:10 PM

I think you might be able to get a sugar rush by osmosis.


Does the government really pay for weird scientific studies or is that from private foundations?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 07:45 PM

Oh i'm sure.


Who else loves green beans?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 07:52 PM

<<< Strongly dislikes green beans, but eats them as a good example to my kids.

<<<However, loves cowboy beans laugh
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 07:53 PM

^^^^ thread violation!!!
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:00 PM

OOPS!! Sorry..let me try again...


Does Nancy Pelosi have a brain?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:01 PM

^^^another thread violation!!!


Puts familiar police glases on and says "and where is your question mam?"
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:03 PM

"when pointing out the rules of the thread or notifying poster #2 of a violation... poster #1 is not required to post a question"

(taken straight from the handbook)

there...are ya' happy now!?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:04 PM

Ok will sit back and observe....MAM?!?

<<<doesn't understand rules...

Can anyone explain the rules?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:06 PM

Sure! Answer the previous question & then ask a question of your own.. in the same post.


Do ya get it?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:07 PM

BaconBoy should be the one to address the rules...he's so good at it

can you guess what the basic concept is though?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:07 PM

<<OK, went back and looked at first post. Think I have it.


Am I happy now..Yes!

What makes you happy?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:08 PM

Led Zeppelin

What about you?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:09 PM

Warm Apple Pie


What's your favorite comfort food?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:11 PM

bread!

Do you like to cook?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:11 PM

Love to cook!

Wanna come for dinner?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:13 PM

Love's to cook hates to clean

What's your favorite type of food?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:15 PM

mexican


do you like tequila?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:16 PM

Nope, I'm a whiskey girl.

Would you eat the worm if offered?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:24 PM

smirk


you're askin' ME????
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:25 PM

smirk

Is that an answer?????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:29 PM

i think you know the answer!


wanna come have fun with me tonight?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:39 PM

I would, but I've got plans with a few ladies I work with.


Do you think I'll embarass them too much?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:42 PM

not if you leave your feather boa at home smirk


why am i so excited about my night out tonight?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:46 PM

You going out with your feather boa.


Do you think you can remember what the speed limit is?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/05/09 08:47 PM

Possibly, but i like my 90mph speed.


Can anyone else get out of a ticket with a smile?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 01:40 AM

Depends on the offense wink

What up?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 02:51 PM

Just work...

Do you think we can get out of it today?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 02:56 PM

I'm going to try my hardest.


Who else's morning didn't go the way they hoped?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:13 PM

meee!!!

Do you think anybody will notice that I was late for work??? eek
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:15 PM

Maybe not, i'll pray not.


Do you think that would work?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:27 PM

IDK, who knows the will of God!

do you think KT was late because of God's permissive will?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:30 PM

Meh, (honestly, i believe in god, but i'm not real fond of him these days)


Who is going to lecture me about this today? (i know it's coming.)
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:45 PM

no lecture here....

Don't you think it's GREAT that the sun is finally shining???? cool
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:51 PM

Meh, it's still humid/rainy here. I can tell my hair is all wavy/curly despite how much straightener and heat i use to keep it stick straight! Blah I hate that.


Who is ready for the weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 03:57 PM

I've been ready since Monday!


I bought some Paul Frank boxer briefs yesterday. They have red and white stripes and the word “Blazer” against a blue background running down the legs. Do you think they’re too loud for the gym?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:07 PM

Meh, personally i dont think people will be looking at your boxer briefs lf. But hey thats just me.


I ordered something offline, and my neighbor stole my fed ex package, and now he wont give it to me, What should i do?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:21 PM

Steal something of his

Why won't he give it to you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:29 PM

It was panties, and i think he's weird that way. It gives me the willies just thinking about what he is doing with them.

Anyone else find that creepy?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:32 PM

Yes.

How did he know what was in the package and how do you know it was him?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:38 PM

He could have opened it, duh. And the fed ex guy told me he just gave it to him lol. I was like two minutes too late.


Should I forget about the package and just file it as lost?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:40 PM

Well, you might not want the contents after what he's been doing with them... eek

Were they very expensive?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:45 PM

Nah, on sale. Gotta love torrid. =]


Think i can get the same stuff again?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:46 PM

Maybe not the same stuff, if it was on sale.

Do you think they might have something better, though?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:48 PM

Maybe, torrid is an awesome shop, i love that store laugh


Any one have any other good online shopping stores like that?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:50 PM

I don't usually buy clothing without trying on, but I love stockingirl.com

What's your favorite store not online?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:52 PM

Goodwill. =] my mom works there so i can get free stuff all the time.

What's yours?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 04:57 PM

Value Village. I've found some really neat stuff, there.

What's the most expensive thing in your wardrobe?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:04 PM

A $50 dollar shirt that i never wear.

How sad is that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:07 PM

It could be worse.

Do you have any obsessions? Mine are shoes, watches, digital cameras. Oh, and lately underpants for some reason.
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:08 PM

Yes, yes i do. Currently it's polka dots, and! bras. I gotta have a cute bra.



What is something you absolutely hate?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:14 PM

Cantaloupe. The smell makes me gag. sick I also have a number of food issues.

Speaking of food, do you gag if your food touches?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:17 PM

No, i'm not that picky.


Anybody else love ♥ asparagus?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:20 PM

I love asparagus!

Are there any foods that you used to hate and now love (or vice versa)?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:21 PM

Asparagus is it lol

I torture my sister with it, the smell makes her gag. laugh


Do you like broccoli?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:22 PM

with lots of fresh lemon juice!

have you ever had a bean that wasn't great?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:23 PM

Blick i hate broccoli, and i usually don't eat beans. I love green beans though.


Who else is hungry for stir fry?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:28 PM

was close to having that yesterday with a BOL guru, I think it is called Mongolian BBQ.....

How can anyone eat mongolian BBQ in Texas?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:32 PM

I know i can't.


Who else is not a big fan of bbq?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:50 PM

not crazy about it myself, but will eat it sometimes...

Do I HAVE to go and workout today????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 05:56 PM

Yes. It’s good for your heart.

Wanna join me at the YMCA on the elliptical after work?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 06:16 PM

No I'll stick to my 3 miles on the track. =]



Anyone else like to dance in the rain?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 06:24 PM

nope, who sang that Raindrops keep fallin' on my head song?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 06:25 PM

B.J. Thomas.


Who else loves google?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 06:45 PM

I use it since it was invented by Al Gore!

but is that the same things as the internets?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 09:57 PM

crazy


what can we find for a snack?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:00 PM

I saw some cupcakes.


Why don't they just make muffin tops?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:00 PM

I have popcorn. I made it, it's extra yummy. =]


How do you like your popcorn?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:01 PM

cupcakes or popcord either one will be great, thanks!!! smile

Can you hear my tummy screamin? eek
Posted By: ktac MITCH

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:02 PM

I like mine with salt and NO Butter, or pretend-to-be-butter liquid. Our bank makes popcorn in the every lobby each Friday smile
Which is better Orville R. - - OR - - Act II ?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:03 PM

Act 2 i've never had orville.


Who else wants something sweet to eat?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:40 PM

no sweets!

I have cashews, almonds, brazil, pecans, filberts and other tree nuts here - do you have anything to wash these down with?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:43 PM

A lemon berry cream slush. And pale duh i'm allergic to nuts.


Who else is?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 10:52 PM

not me; now do you have a Sonic in the lobby of your bank?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:00 PM

No, we have ice cream friday's, my boss gets everyones order and buys and all that jazz.

Jealous much?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:01 PM

Never.

Can we get this weekend started already??
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:02 PM

One more hour baby.


Who else is partying tonight?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:18 PM

Me.

How should a male stripper/hooker dress?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:23 PM

Limited clothing to nothing at all.


Depends on how the body looks.


Agreed?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:39 PM

Agreed.

Wouldn't the strip last longer if there were more clothes?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/06/09 11:40 PM

But it could very well be a strip with a happy ending. Besides if it's a hooker, is there really any need for clothes at all?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 12:11 AM

Yes, if they are on the street corner.



Is it Mardi Gras yet? smile
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 12:41 AM

Haha I wish.


I'm so ready for my birthday.

Anyone else excited?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 01:14 AM

Yes! For Mardi Gras and your birthday!



Do you think it will be fun?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 01:17 AM

HECK FREAKIN YEAH!

Do you ♥ Bugs' Polls?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 11:15 PM

I don't know about Love....

What are you watching right now?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/07/09 11:49 PM

Too Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.



Who loves weird movies?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/09 12:03 AM

Depends on what tpe of "weird"...

Have you seen Tool Academy?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/09 01:15 AM

Never even hear of it.


What is it?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/09 03:19 AM

A stupid, yet funny show on VH1..

Are u watching the Shoot out?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/08/09 04:25 PM

The shoot out, no.

I'm watching la bamba.


Who else thinks that song is so infectious?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 02:21 PM

I've never thought about it.


Are you going to start singing?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 02:34 PM

naaaahhhh...


It's too early to do anything...don'tcha think?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 02:39 PM

Some people like to sing in the shower.


Do you sing in your car?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 02:41 PM

Sometimes.

Do you?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 02:51 PM

I'm always singing in the car....


can we skip Monday?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:06 PM

Feel free to skip, saunter, bounce, stomp...whatever you like.


Will doing any of those make it less of a Monday?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:26 PM

Probably not.

What is "a bad case of the Monday's" anyhow?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:37 PM

Watch the movie "Office Space."


Was "Office Space" ever in the movie theater?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:38 PM

Heck yeah!

Aren't you in Texas Excess?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:41 PM

Nope, but I used to do a lot of work down there.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:51 PM

The Alamo theater here is having the 20 year "Office Space" fest where every ticket gets a red stapler and Stephen Root will be in attendance.

Have you ever had to wear "flair"?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:55 PM

Nope, if I did, I think I'd have only worn the minimum.


Is "flair" really a way to express yourself?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 03:56 PM

Sure. I dont see why not.



Are all stupid people really this annoying?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 04:41 PM

Only when they're annoying you.


Isn't it funny when its someone else?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 04:44 PM

Not so much. I sympathize with them, because i'm always surrounded by people who act like they have an iq lower that dirt! blah.


Can i go home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 04:56 PM

Only if I can.


Do you hear a lot of gossip?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 04:57 PM

All the time.

Do you contribute to the grapevine?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:00 PM

No, gossip is pointless and can be painful.


Do you start rumors?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:02 PM

No, but I like to hear them. wink

Do you blowdry your hair everyday?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:12 PM

Yes, blowdry and straighten, or else it will look like a curly mess.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:13 PM

25 mins


you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:13 PM

15-20 minutes, but most of that is just waking up.


What about you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:15 PM

30 minutes. Not including my shower.


Anyone else take really long showers?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:18 PM

That's the majority of my 15 minutes.


Does anyone else stand there and think why did morning come so soon?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:25 PM

I do - but it comes out more like "die mid worning some so coon" until the water gets nice and hot.


Do you think its because I'm usually still legally drunk when I wake up?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:26 PM

Prolly...

Do you ever wake up and your skin smells like booze?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:26 PM

Nope. I do it while laying down.

Are you so in tune with your stapler that you can tell you just used the last staple without unsuccessfully trying to staple something?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 05:46 PM

No, my stapler and I are not speaking to each other at the moment.

Have you ever wondered what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:02 PM

I think it was the wheel.

What do you think?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:06 PM

I believe it was fresh naan.

On days like today, don't you just love life?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:08 PM

No.


Rain anyone?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:45 PM

(I had naan last night with my chicken tikka and raita)

No rain.

Did anyone see Pink Panther 2?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:46 PM

no.....
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:46 PM

Ahem, where is your dang question, missy!? mad
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 06:49 PM

In her head!

Is it out yet? (doesn't look too good)
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 07:45 PM

I don't see anything.


Are you sure she didn't climb back into her box?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 07:47 PM

I dont know but at the rate today is going she had better make room for me too!


Is today over yet?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 07:50 PM

I saw Pink Panther 2 this weekend?


I think Steve Martin is funny, don't you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 07:57 PM

Meh, sometimes.


I saw push, i was disappointed.


Anyone else seen it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 07:59 PM

Nope, I haven't gone to a movie in a long time.


Are there any must see in the theaters?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 08:02 PM

Ha, no.
I saw previews for a new tim burton ♥ movie. It's called 9. It comes out oh you guessed it 9-9-09.

Anyone else just adore Tim Burton?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 09:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
Ahem, where is your dang question, missy!? mad


I feel like rebellin today....I need to see a BB notice or something.... ::juts out chin in defiance::
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 09:36 PM

Here I thought you were hiding in your box again.


Are you feeling a little spunky today?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 09:48 PM

Sure we will go with that one.


Any one have any good stress relief tricks?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 09:55 PM

yes...I'm feeling spunky and I've busted out of that ole box.... whistle
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 09:57 PM

Dear Kaytee,

It has been brought to the attention of management that you failed to follow your answer with a question. As you most certainly are aware, the Question thread was established on Dec. 31, 2007 with this simple rule:

Answer a question, ask a question...

Largely, BOLers were capable of maintaining order and abiding by these rules of the thread. Sadly, this does not include you. I have sent notification to AG to notate your screen name for intensive monitoring of your future posts in the Question Thread. Failure to post accordingly might generate another nastygram or an ensuing noodle lashing.

As always, management appreciates your feedback. Please feel free to contact an member of the team should you require additional coaching.

Sincerely,

Holden McPantallones






P.S., You do know I'm just joshing you, right?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 10:02 PM

feedback = whistle with spittle

grin









P.S....I was waiting for your memo! laugh
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/09/09 10:07 PM

laugh

I may not have an "M" next to my name, but I am the self-appointed Question Thread moderator. Sort of...

Don't you think ellipses are the most?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/09 11:29 PM

certainly... grin


Why has this dadgem computer system gone down again? Don't it make you just want to scaaaaaream? eek
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/09 11:36 PM

sure. or cry.

what should one bring to a Mardi Gras potluck?
Posted By: Blade Scrapper

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/09 11:41 PM

Naked gumbo. What should one bring to Paris Hilton's wedding?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/12/09 11:42 PM

sanity

how did you get invited?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 12:14 PM

I wasn't.




Is it 5 yet?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 01:32 PM

almost...

Are you feeling ok?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:32 PM

better thanks

how is kms feeling?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:33 PM

It still recovering from last night.


Would it be too much to ask for all of the clocks to be moved ahead to 5 p.m.?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:33 PM

yes...I think you would be pushing it


but do you think we should try anyways?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:46 PM

Of course....

What are you doing right now?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:47 PM

Procrastinating & typing.

What are you doing this weekend?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:47 PM

Watching allstar weekend, and SAW V.

Anyonelse doing that?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:49 PM

eek no!

why?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 02:54 PM

Tradition My hubby and our Bestfriends have done it every year since we got married.

Is that odd?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:05 PM

Sure.


Any one else as tired as i am?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:33 PM

I think I might be.


Do you think it would be safe to crawl under my desk to take a nap?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:36 PM

Only if i can do the same.


Who else did something special for valentines today?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:49 PM

I didn't that I'm aware of, but define what you mean by "special"?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:55 PM

I baked cupcakes for my coworkers.


Do something fun tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:58 PM

Going to eat pizza & then home to pack my bag.

Are you wearing red or pink?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:58 PM

yea...my daughter is trying a biology experiment on me eek

should I be afraid?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 03:59 PM

Neither, black. =] With a dagger necklace to top it off.

Who else hates pink?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:01 PM

I love pink. smile Hated it when I was younger, though.

Is black your favorite color to wear?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:02 PM

No green/teal is, it makes my eyes go WAHBAM! =] and it brings out the goldness.


Whats your favorite color?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:10 PM

Any color that can make something go WAHBAM!


Anyone else curious what kind of experiment KT's daughter is up to?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:12 PM

Definitely.

Will it involve melting skin?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:25 PM

Perhaps.

Is abortion a bad thing?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:30 PM

I know I am scared of what she is planning... eek

why won't she tell me...do you think it will be bad?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:35 PM

there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so

who said that?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:38 PM

You just did, silly.


Is is a good idea to agree to an experiment that you know nothing about?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:42 PM

hmmmmmm...

what if it would ruin the experiement to know something about it?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:45 PM

I think that's the deal...I'm supposed to "react" to the unknown...

so, that being said...would you partake?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:47 PM

no thanks

I get to react to all kinds of unknowns right here, don't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:48 PM

not really...everything is pretty much laid out on the table here


isn't it?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:53 PM

it's a virtual smorgasbord of deceit

should you apologize for hitting the wrong target?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:54 PM

hey...as long as you hit "a" target...you're good! laugh


when's target practice?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:54 PM

^^^^^^^^^

this use of "to lay" may need to be compared to the discussion currently ongoing in kitten's daily grammar lesson (see especially Sinatra's last point)......


I wonder if KT's experiment involves the use of electrodes?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 04:57 PM

i don't recall anyone in this thread talking about the use of "to lay".....

are you having "issues" today?


smirk
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:00 PM

no issues or drama queens here!!!!

are you feeling lucky on Friday the 13th?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:01 PM

very lucky!

what about you?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:01 PM

yes

what do you suppose that means?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:02 PM

well i know what i 'hope' it means


do you have a 3-day weekend this weekend?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:12 PM

that and more.... we have been told to clear out today by 2


do you get to leave early today in honor of Monday?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:13 PM

wait a minute

for real????????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:16 PM

Subject to the needs of the business, Eric is closing the office today at 2:00pm. I am happy to extend that opportunity throughout NACR as well.

^^^^^^^

there is the email I got!


didn't you get yours?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:17 PM

no i didn't...and "ok"...i thought you meant closed for good


big plans this weekend?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:18 PM

no
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:19 PM

Staying home, i might have company tomorrow.


I'm tired of being my sisters cute little housewife.

Who wants to clean my apartment for me?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:19 PM

oh here we go! crazy


who invited you?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:24 PM

Me, myself, and I did.


Why do you ask?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:27 PM

because that's what we do in this thread...ask! laugh


what sounds good for lunch?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:31 PM

I think we are going to try a new cafe that opened here today

wanna come with us?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:32 PM

yogurt, I need to rebuild my bacteria....

did you know some antibiotics also are a good way for a colon cleanse?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:32 PM

salad

do you know how many Friday the 13ths there are this year?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 05:32 PM

eek

TMI...don'tcha think?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 11:16 PM

Just a bit, i know i could of lived with out that info.


Who else has had way to many sweets today?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/13/09 11:55 PM

Probably me.

Why am I suddenly so exhausted?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/14/09 12:43 AM

Cause it has been a long week...

What will help me feel better?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 02:46 PM

a day off....


but didn't we just do that??? Did it help?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 03:01 PM

Not really. I need a few days off to recover from my few days off.

Doesn't it drive you crazy when people try to tell you what house you should buy because they either want you to live near them or because they think their current house would be perfect for you?? (I don't particularly care for the company of the former and the latter isn't in a location I find desirable.)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:17 PM

I've never been in that situation but i'm sure it would.


Don't you just hate it when "friends" basically drop you because of a decision you have made?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:18 PM

Hate it. Judgemental and bossy antics by fair-weather friends that Sunshine doesn't need.

What is your biggest pet-peeve?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:20 PM

Not washing your hands after using the bathroom! SO NASTY! ick.
That and nose picking in public, im like c'mon do that stuff at home!


What's yours?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:22 PM

That's mine, too SS!!! We went to the movies and some guy came out of the toilet without even looking at the sinks in consideration. Bah!!!!

Do you use a paper towel or your jacket to open bathroom doors?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:25 PM

The ones around here use those air dryers, so i usually either way for someone else to open the door, or i open it with my feet. ( is pretty talented with her feet laugh )


Who else finds not washing their hands gag worthy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:37 PM

Gaggy.


Did anyone else think that today was Monday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:38 PM

:raises hand: I did!

Does anyone else think that 4-day workweeks are killers?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:47 PM

::falls over:: ME!!!

Wouldn't it be nice to have a drama free day?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:53 PM

OH yes.


Who wants them all year around like me?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 04:56 PM

I'd say yes, but I'm not sure what we're talking about.


What do you want all year?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 05:00 PM

Drama free days. Duh, keep up ex.


Who else is easily confused?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 05:06 PM

Not me. I've learned to speak crazy talk.


Why can't people drive?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 05:18 PM

Because people are people


Have you ever been in an accident?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 05:40 PM

No.


Why does VH1 have so many "Love" shows? (i.e. "Love of Money 2", "Love of Ray J", "Rock of Love", etc.)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 05:47 PM

Because everyone deserves the chance to find love.


Who believes in true love (i.e. soul mates)?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 06:04 PM

I don't

why should we only love one person?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 06:08 PM

I believe everyone person has a person that they are meant to be with, that they are meant to love. One love. Now i believe you can love others, but nothing will be as strong as that one.

Who else is a hard core romantic?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 06:20 PM

sorry, don't buy it

can we change the channel now?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 06:28 PM

Sure Robin.

What would you like to watch?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 06:33 PM

a good fight

did you know average males need about 30 minutes of violent activity per day?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 07:39 PM



<------ not the average male eek

are all the kids in your town above average?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 07:49 PM

No, more like below.


I like to wrestle with guys, it's fun, because if they hit me too hard, i whine and make them feel bad, then BAM i take the advantage. smile


Anyone else like to wrestle?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:16 PM

That depends on who its with. smirk


Did you try out for the wrestling team in high school?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:29 PM

We didn't have one. Small school. Graduating class of 33.


Anyone else go to a small school?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:30 PM

no way



Do you like Indian food?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:32 PM

I can't recall ever trying it.


Is it spicy?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:39 PM

yes mostly



what other foods have you ventured trying?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 08:46 PM

Not a lot, i'm kinda picky about what goes into/near my mouth.


Anyone else like that?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:01 PM

Nope. I enjoy eating too much to be picky this late in life.

Should I be concerned about this new friend we made who couldn't handle his alcohol?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:04 PM

only if he is your designated driver

now about this "late in life" crack......when does "late in life start?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:12 PM

right now

have you ever suffered the loss of a cell phone?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:17 PM

Not recently, thank goodness.


Anyone else addicted to texting?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:57 PM

I'm getting there. I upgraded to a cell phone with a full qwerty keyboard because I found I was texting more than I thought I would. eek

Why do the mood smileys always change back and forth from "everybody's happy" to the one we chose before the ability to choose was taken away?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 09:59 PM

I have no idea.


Who else wants the option to change it back?
Posted By: KC Danimal

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:02 PM

<---- not always smiley

Anyone else hungry?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:03 PM

Not really, here lately the thought of food is making me gag.


Do you think i'm sick?
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:05 PM

Maybe.
Pregnant?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:06 PM

That's what I was thinking!

Did you take a test?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:07 PM

Oh my goodness girls eek



What makes you think that!?
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:12 PM

That was my first symptom.

Why else? smile

The flu? frown
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:14 PM

Meh, i'm not ready for twins, darnit.


Especially if they'll be spawn of me and my guy, holy carp, it's like the next step down from satan reincarnate x2.


Should i just go to the doc?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:16 PM

Ummmmm.......


Yes?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 10:17 PM

Ha ha

Are you sure?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/17/09 11:48 PM

Yeah I am.

Will this cold ever go away?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 04:05 AM

ever comes in April, so yes

will this bronchitis ever get better?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 11:39 AM

That stuff can linger for weeks! eek




How many bags of beads will I bring home from the parade this weekend?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:01 PM

I dunno...

How many times you gonna flash'em??? laugh
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:10 PM

whistle Hmmmmmmm..............



Do you really think I'm that kind of girl? shocked
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:12 PM

Yep.

Aren't you? laugh
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:13 PM

I'll never tell................




What's for breakfast? (I'm hungry!)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:17 PM

Bran muffin


You?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:21 PM

IDK. Maybe I'll see what the "continental" breakfast is when I get to my meeting this morning.



Is that a good idea?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:31 PM

Sure.

What's the meeting about?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 12:33 PM

Ummmm....compliance? grin



What else would it be? laugh
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 01:56 PM

Vacation. Who knows.



Who else wants to go back home?
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 02:34 PM

tigg, got any good king's cake recipes?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 02:37 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenChop'dLiver
tigg, got any good king's cake recipes?


YELLOW CARD!!!

You failed to answer the previous question asked, and instead immediatley advanced to asking a question, a direct violation of the thread rules, as defined by BB.

You must go back, answer the prior wuestion, and then you may proceed with your question asking.
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 02:40 PM

My bad.
I want to go home.
Just jay made me sad.
I think I have addressed all of the required rules.

tigg, got any good king's cake recipes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/18/09 03:06 PM

sorry, QC'dL; Tigg will not see this until after the work day;

but who would take a Louisiana recipe from a transplanted Yankee?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/09 10:10 PM

not i.


Anybody else ready for next week??
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/09 11:33 PM

Yes! Mardi Gras!


Is there any better holidaay?




(Pale and Sunshine are meanies! I might have a King Cake recipe in my file. And no apple pie for you Pale!)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/09 11:36 PM

MMHMM my birthday should be a national holiday.

And how am i mean?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/09 11:39 PM

You wouldn't take my recipe for king cake. frown


You know I'm just messin' with you, right? grin
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/20/09 11:44 PM

Yes ma'am. You love me, because everybody loves sunshine!


RIGHT?

agree or die laugh
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 12:22 AM

Yikes! I agree! eek laugh


Have you decided what you're doing for your birthday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:06 AM

No, can't really afford to do anything frown

Or where u not refering to me?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:06 AM

No, my mother is taking me out for lunch, that i know for sure, as far as everything else, friends will probably bail (like always :D), and i'll stay home with my sister.


What's a good song to sing with 2 other women, mind you this is karokoe?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:24 AM

Um... "I kissed a girl"......??? smile

Are you going tonight?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:26 AM

Not going anywhere tonight. Got a Mardi Gras parade tomorrow.



Are things better now?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:28 AM

Ha, no.


The song is going to be for my mom, myself and my sister, they promised me a song for my birthday...

Any other thoughts?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:35 AM

Maybe one.


Happy Birthday? grin
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:36 AM

Ha ha clever tigger!


We thought about crazy by patsy cline...


Second opinions?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:41 AM

I lost my thrill on blueberry hill?

Tigg- have FUN - get beads and take pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What should I do- my dog is staring at me?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:43 AM

Feed it

Maybe?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:44 AM

Stare back, pjs! And Sunshine ....

Are you all "Crazy"?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:46 AM

have you not heard that song tigg?


It goes something like... crazy.... i'm crazy for feeling so lonely....crazy...i'm crazy for feeling so blue...
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:48 AM

Oh yes. Love that song!

Don't tell me you're all lonely and blue? frown
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 02:55 AM

Meh i'm always lonely, and when i'm lonely my mind wanders a million miles an hour thus making me blue.



I feel pathetic lol am i?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 12:37 PM

Nah, I'm sure we've all felt that way at one time or another.



smile There. Will that cheer you up?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/21/09 05:43 PM

Of course... smile

Are you always so kind?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 03:41 AM

I do try to be.



Any one else have a headache?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 04:38 AM

No way, my head feels fine smile

Can't you wait until summer?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 02:19 PM

No! I want it to be summer now!



Is there any better time of year?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 09:20 PM

Only if you count Christmas time smile


Don't you love Sundays?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 11:34 PM

Yes, but I love Saturdays better.


Are you getting any of this windy, snowy, frigid weather?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/22/09 11:55 PM

Unfortunately, yes......


Any plans for this week?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/09 03:05 AM

work, work, work


how 'bout you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/09 03:14 AM

Party, party, party!!

Don't you know it's Mardi Gras?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/09 02:38 PM

Yes i do.


I'm ready to celebrate tomorrow!


Are you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/23/09 05:32 PM

Always.

What could I ask more than is given willingly?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 07:40 PM

You couldn't.

Why do the responsible ones always get stuck cleaning up after the irresponsible?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 07:56 PM

it's a law (the BnS law)

will you be running the A/C today?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:01 PM

No A/C needed, here!

Should I masquerade as Willow or Blue Faery ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:01 PM

yes...it's 80 today


is it too early to break out the sandals?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:04 PM

Blue Faery most definitely laugh


and it's never too early to break out sandals.


What should i do tonight if my date cancels?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:06 PM

call in the lefty from the bullpen wink


i'm sure you have a bullpen...don'tcha'?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:12 PM

Yeah but those are all taken.


It sucks being one of the "friends"


How do i surpass that image?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:17 PM

Nothing surpasses a good friend

What could be better?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:25 PM

I'm such a good friend i get trambled on.

True story: I was at the er in my car with my friends, and they had an emergency so while i'm that freezing cold room waiting, i told them to take my car just make sure i get home, yeah they didn't, i had to call my sister to come take me home because they were so wrapped up in whatever the heck it was.


Anyone else find that super frustrating?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:33 PM

I've never had that happen.

Did they make it up to you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 08:47 PM

Nope. Not yet at least.


Anyone like bullet for my valentine?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 02/24/09 10:19 PM

::makes note to scratch Sunshine off next years Valentines list - don't want to get a bullet shocked ::


So, what do the youngsters do these days to celebrate 21?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 03:31 PM

drink, smoke and have sex...you know...same stuff as when they were 16 laugh (actually...that's more like eek )


why do i keep thinking today is Thursday???
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 03:47 PM

^^^^^

a sign of you know what!!
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 03:48 PM

where is your questions mister? eek

shall I call bb??? whistle
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 03:50 PM

kaytee, that is also a violation. Comment, then question, i just got schooled recently. smile

Pale, where is your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 03:56 PM

my sincere apologies, I did not realize we are in the question thread!

As you know it is my upmost goal in life to follow the rules, pay my taxes, raise the kiddos in a "good" way, etc etc....

why won't kitten tell us what she thinks is a good upbringing?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:00 PM

blush oooopppss my bad....I stand corrected eek whistle

Pale....do you think you will get an answer?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:18 PM

He just might.


bb bullet for my valentine is a band, duh.


Anyone else have oodles of fun last night? :insert sarcasm:
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:21 PM

Sure Did! crazy Folded Wash, changed the beddings, scrubbed some pots! WooHoo! Fun Times! wink

Don't you think?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:26 PM

That sounds exciting!

I went out with a friend for drinks and dancing grin

What class should I take, next?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:30 PM

Underwater basket weaving.

Why do people think I need to police this thread? smirk

wink
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:33 PM

because we enjoy you policing this thread. smile


Don't you get a kick out of it? whistle wink
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 04:34 PM

because you crack-some-skull communicate the rules so effectively!

would you rather not be bothered?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 05:32 PM

IDK about BB, but I would enjoy being bothered less.

Do you think the cooler has become more calm recently?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 05:36 PM

barely

Do you think spring should have sprung by now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 05:49 PM

it has for those of us in the deep south; 85 degrees here today and a hot breeze straight off the gulf

is it too late to plant strawberries now?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
IDK about BB, but I would enjoy being bothered less.

Do you think the cooler has become more calm recently?



eek


Why did you say that? Out Loud?

eek
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 05:57 PM

FOUL-- 2 questions!!!!

Where is BB?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:04 PM

No idea...



Should we worry?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:05 PM

I don't know....

I'm thinking all that hair will not allow you to be question police...it can get in the way of your thinking...don'tcha think??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:07 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

how come I can't get away with saying stuff like that? (q&a)
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:08 PM

Because KT is, uh, KT...

Where are you going on vacation?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:09 PM

Waterpark
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:09 PM

Where's your frickin' question? (Q&A)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:28 PM

It was censored

When can I rest?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:52 PM

When you are dead.

Why are you so tired?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 06:56 PM

I had a long day yesterday!



How much Mardi Gras is too much?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 07:04 PM

Too much is when you don't realize you just ate the little plastic baby baked in the King's Cake.

Outside of the Cooler, what’s your favorite Banker’s Forum?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 07:20 PM

DListed.

What is the most NORMAL thing you do Freak?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 07:38 PM

I use 20 swipes of antiperspirant under each pit (and I count each swipe).

You wanna hear some of the really bizarre [censored]?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/25/09 07:42 PM

no thanks, I just at at the Bell and I don't think I can take it!

do you like the Baja Blast?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 12:52 AM

It is pretty good...

Are you giving anything up for lent?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 11:52 AM

Yes, I'm giving up giving things up. (J/K)





Where is spring already?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 02:29 PM

it's all around you Ms. Mardi Gras!

Is this 5 hour energy drink the reason ladies in the office are so much more talkative now?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 02:39 PM

Anyone might be more talkative than you PR.

When's the last time you rode a horse?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 02:51 PM

eek

don't let this get around, but the last time was 1957...

How close have you been to a longhorn steer?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 02:54 PM

About 15 feet.. if the one on the wall at Longhorn counts. I've never even seen one alive in person! (In '57, my dad was 5.. my mom was 1).

Have you ever held a snake?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 03:09 PM

Use to own one, i miss my ally... frown


Anyone ever pet a tarantula? eek
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 03:18 PM

Heck no!!

You want me to have a heart attack?!
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 03:24 PM

No, well maybe, ok ok no i dont...

those are no bueno.


Who missed me yesterday!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 04:11 PM

we all did Spook, but are too proud to admit it!

Have you noticed all the threads disappearing ?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 04:13 PM

No i haven't i'm too tired to pay attention..


Can i go back to bed?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 04:35 PM

No.

Why is it I still don't know why BOL is registering so many logged on?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 04:36 PM

Je ne sais pas


Parle vouz francias?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 09:00 PM

Un peu, mais mon vocabulaire est la merde.

Verstehen Sie deutsch Sunshine?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 09:05 PM

Oh oh i dont speak dutch... (if thats right i'm smarter than i thought laugh )


Anyone like the band slipknot?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 09:06 PM

she might, there is a lot of good German stock in Texas!

do y'all speak Texan?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 02/26/09 10:03 PM

I don't know....

Is that the same as Southern?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 04:29 PM

Oh no no it's a completely different language...


How many members are in slipknot!?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 05:02 PM

There are nine members in Slipknot I think.

Do you think they wish they could take off their masks?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 05:03 PM

(q&a) Is this ^^^^ one of those trick questions like those silly commercials; so there answer is next Tuesday, right?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 05:13 PM

No Pale, Slipknot is a metal band. Slipknot

Who is your favorite band/music artist Pale?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 05:13 PM

No, to pr and to dude, no i dont think so, they wear them so the people will pay attention to the music and not the musicians, however the masks are what made them famous, not their music like they orginially planned on.


Ironic is it not?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:34 PM

Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
No Pale, Slipknot is a metal band. Slipknot

Who is your favorite band/music artist Pale?


Tiny Tim & Don Ho...

Yours? whistle
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:34 PM

Shame Shame dq


where is your question?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:35 PM

what are you talking about, spooky? whistle (q&a)
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:37 PM

She must still be hung over from her 21st birthday.



Is it time to drink yet?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:39 PM

1 more hour for me!

How long for you?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:44 PM

5 more hours! cry


How can I get hours like you?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:47 PM

move over east 1 time zone!

hasn't this been the longest week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:48 PM

Yes.

I simply asked my boss, can't you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:53 PM

No and when i put my ? she didn't have one.



Am i going crazy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:55 PM

Just like the rest of us.



Isn't it fun?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 06:59 PM

The question was always there, spooky...

Is spooky nutso?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 07:39 PM

I am not...


I swear to satan it wasn't at first.


Does anyone believe me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 08:37 PM

we all do honey, we are just to proud to admit it!

Is it really almost the weekend?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 08:41 PM

Freaking heck yes.


I'm so looking forward to not doing a darn thing.

Anyone else have no plans this weekend?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 08:43 PM

Nope, taking my daughter and two nieces to the Jonas Brothers 3-D Movie, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

When you were lil did you have a crush on any groups or singers?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 08:44 PM

mmhmm yes i sure did, he was oh oh


Can anyone guess? laugh
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 08:58 PM

Backstreet Boys.

So is the movie "Taken" any good???
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 09:02 PM

Heck no to the bsb; it was :le sigh: Dani Davey/Filth laugh


And i haven't seen it, i've heard good things though.


Anyone seen coraline?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:27 PM

nope, is she missing?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:30 PM

Ha ha no it's a movie silly silly.


What's a good old school horror movie i should watch?
Posted By: KC Danimal

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:34 PM

The Shining


Anyone else need a beer?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:35 PM

Ick no, beer is nasty.


How about a jager bomb? laugh
Posted By: KC Danimal

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:38 PM

I'll pass. Too many foggy memories from my college days.

Can you believe we're only a week away from Daylight Savings?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:38 PM

Yes, please.

Is anyone else going to happy hour after work today?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:42 PM

Not me....

Why is "That 70's Show" still on TV?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:45 PM

cause "That 2000's Show is boring!

will anyone be issuing drunk texts this evening (I need to know whether to have the cell phone nearby)?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 10:51 PM

i would but i don't have your number.... smirk

you wanna share?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:04 PM

602-615-5555


When should I expect the drunk texting?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:05 PM

No drunk texting from me. =]

Holy wow, i would so not give out my number that willingly


Are you desperate bacon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:21 PM

blush

I'm an equal opportunity type of person.

Does that make me sound cheap?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:29 PM

Slightly, but i know they still love ya



Right fellow bolers?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:35 PM

You bet--who doesn't like bacon?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:36 PM

No not at all.....

Have you seen Zack & and Miriam make a p*&^o?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:36 PM

It's comments like those that put the Viagra bounce in my step.

Who else loves cheese?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:37 PM

Yes yes i do, i'm like a mouse.



What's your favorite type?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:38 PM

I can't pick just one.

What's yours?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:39 PM

Actually no...


Enlighten me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:40 PM

Can't. I changed my post appropriately.

Should we move on?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:41 PM

Sure why not.



29 minutes and counting... anyone else excited?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Disappointments
No not at all.....

Have you seen Zack & and Miriam make a p*&^o?


No, but it looks really funny and I want to see it.

Why is it so slow at the office today???
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:51 PM

NO idea


Why did you skip my question?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:56 PM

Because Dip's a punk and she knows it! grin

I'm also counting the last 5 minutes because we're hading drinks.

Aren't you excited?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:57 PM

MMHMM


and hading?


looks like you started a bit early bacon
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/27/09 11:59 PM

All the questions up there ^ were confusing....


It is not my type of thing, but my hubby likes it..

Can I answer two questions?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 12:01 AM

I dont see why not, i do it regularly


Is it against the rules?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 12:13 AM

It's best to not try and understand the BOL rules...

Shoudl I tell my good friend that I am hurt she didn't even invite me to celebrate her bday?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 01:06 AM

I would be....

Do you want to come celebrate my Birthday with me?
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 01:12 AM

I do

Do you have room for me to stay?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 03:24 AM

Heck freakin yeah! There's always room for a KMS (and a Disappointments, toooo)!

Would you mind if my dog slept in bed with you? ... She tends to wander at night.
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 02/28/09 03:35 AM

I don't mind

Does she like to cuddle?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 06:37 PM

happy birthday Tricia!!!

and no dogs in bed!

why do dogs want to hog the middle of the bed?
Posted By: DEL

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 06:54 PM

Because that's where all the good smells are!

Why do husbands hog all the covers?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 07:30 PM

It is hard wired in their brain....

Who wants to finish my work for me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 08:08 PM

not me young lady!

would you want a non-auditor type completing audit work?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 08:23 PM

At this point YES!

Is that bad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 08:43 PM

yeppers! I don't want to be no "issue"!

wouldn't that scenario end up in the audit report as a significant internal control weakness?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 08:48 PM

It may...

Do you like you auditors?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 09:09 PM

without hesitation, some auditors are the nicest people in the world!

do you wear armbands, and a visor, with a pencil protector in your shirt pocket?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 09:12 PM

Wow. It's like you are watching me on our security cameras you're so spot on!!

Does that come in orange?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 09:23 PM

Yes and pink too!

Does anyone else HATE unemployment processing centers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/02/09 11:28 PM

Personally, I love them. It's a great place to pick up desperate people who make me look a little less like a loser.

Does that make me, like, a trout or something?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 02:50 AM

I like fishing for trout.

It was 90 in Yuma today. Why do I have to wait until April to be there?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 03:35 PM

I dont know,


why not just pack up and go now lf?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 03:41 PM

'Cuz I'd have to pay $150 to change my ticket, which only cost $200.


Should I feed the office fish or make 'em wait?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 03:42 PM

Feed the fishies, dont be cruel and torture them.



Should i call it a day and go home already?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 06:34 PM

Only if I can too.



Why is work hardly ever any fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 06:49 PM

cause it mixes the genders, just sayin'...........

wouldn't it be grand to have a drama free office?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 06:51 PM

That would be glorious!



Did you know "Pale Rider" had been playing on TV the past few days?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/03/09 07:00 PM

sure did, it was a Sergio Leone marathon of the series of the man with no name......

For a Fistful of Dollars, For a Few More Dollars, and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!!!!


or were you thinking "High Plains Drifter" ?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:11 PM

ummmmm...nope


holy cow! where is that paranoid kitten?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:15 PM

She's hiding.


Do you think people are really spying on her?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:17 PM

yes! as well they should!


do you think you're being spied on?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:17 PM

No.

Do you think kit's losing it?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:18 PM

Probably.


Did she forget her meds?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:28 PM

mostly likely


can she take some of yours?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:36 PM

If I have any left, it's already been one of those days.


Where's I put that bottle?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:38 PM

i think you're sitting on it


is it sunny there today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:54 PM

not a cloud in the sky....

but you knew that already, didn't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 03:56 PM

no i didn't...because there are clouds here!

are you really pale during the winter?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:00 PM

every inch of my glorious body!

ever heard of the Omin in downtown?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:01 PM

i assume you mean the Omni

which "downtown"?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:03 PM

were you guys just talking about me????
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:05 PM

the one at Southpark on Governor's Row!!


ever head of the Texas Assoc. of Community Development Corps. ?
Posted By: KTMiteComply

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:05 PM

you did a FOWWWWL>>>>>FOUL>>>>>>

Do I need to call the foul police on you PK?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:05 PM

earlier we were

what took ya' so long?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:11 PM

there were people following me. i had to lose them.

what's up?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:12 PM

we were talking about your paranoia

should we be concerned?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:29 PM

i don't have paranoia. what do you mean? what have you heard? are people still trying to kill me??
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:34 PM

::injects kit with some tranquilizer::

Do you feel any better?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:35 PM

what was that????? was it poison???
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:36 PM

NO no no kit.

Do you think I would poison my fave cat?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:42 PM

Don't worry Kit, it is only the money you could have saved using Geico.

Are you feeling better now?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:43 PM

geico ripped me off??? i knew it!!

should i call someone?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:45 PM

no...your phone lines are tapped

didn't you know that?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:46 PM

sanders
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:47 PM

They also have you on camera watching all of your movements as well.


Didn't you see them when you walked in?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Miscuit
no...your phone lines are tapped

didn't you know that?


shocked
i DID hear clicking then!!!!


can you give me a ride to the police station?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:50 PM

sure...we can give you a ride

what size straight jacket do you wear? smirk
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 04:54 PM

She looks like a 2 to me.

Do you think they'll make her take off her pants and jacket when she gets to the 'facility?'
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:10 PM

of course...gotta strip down to make sure she's "clean"

do you think she'll put up a fight?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:11 PM

I'm sure they'll have a special uniform, so don't get your hopes up too much.


Do you think the padded walls will be thick enough?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:12 PM

Of course she is clean, but she maybe hiding something.



Think they should do a cavity check? eek
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:12 PM

Prolly.

Do you think they will have to declaw her?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:13 PM

yeah...and she's not gonna like that


should we tranquilize her?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:14 PM

I already tried, should we try again? (q&a)
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 05:59 PM

I guess


Who are you guys talking about?
Posted By: A_G

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 06:00 PM

Nunz, but don't tell her.


Do you think she's on to us?
Posted By: *nUnZeO*

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 06:03 PM

smirk fo sho now


what are yall plotting??
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 06:27 PM

Plotting is such a harsh word.


Haven't you noticed anything or anyone strange, ok, stranger than they usually are, as of late?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 06:53 PM

Nope. Everyone is as strange as they've ever been.


Are you feeling strange?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 07:08 PM

I am feeling a cold coming on. I've been sneezing my head off all day.

Is that strange enough?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 07:32 PM

No not really.



Anyone else ready to go home?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:11 PM

I've been ready since 8:01 this morning!

Was that too early to want to go home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:24 PM

Nope, I was ready since 8:00 a.m.


Do you think anyone would notice if we left?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:26 PM

I'm in! The only people that will miss me ask IRA questions. I'm outta here. smirk

Anyone else?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:27 PM

Probably, some days it feels like i'm the only one working.


Don't you just hate it when no one listens to you?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:32 PM


What did you say? smile (Q&A)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 08:34 PM

i tried explaining something to another teller (which the answer was an obvious duh) however she cut me off and asked someone else they told her the exact same thing i did. She just didn't listen.


Am i over re-acting?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 10:42 PM

I prefer to slap people like that upside the head.


Did you think HR would frown on that practice?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/04/09 11:44 PM

Nope as long as you use an open palm....

What are you gonna watch tonight?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 01:23 AM

Watched an NCIS rerun, now American Idol is on. I don't know what I'm gonna watch next.
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:10 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww????????????????
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:11 AM

Carp.. I forgot to ask a question, and if I remember correctly I had one to ask.

What'd you have for dinner?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:14 AM

A burger.....

Are you watching "Life"?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 12:29 PM

No. Don't know that show.


Is it wrong to not want to go to work this morning?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 01:56 PM

yes, duty calls, man up!!!

you are a man aren't you?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:12 PM

ummmmm...negative


why would you think such a thing?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:22 PM

Forgive him.. his eyes are like, a bazillion years old.

Do you forgive him?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:22 PM

Q&A - hmmmmm - Ann is a man's name right?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:27 PM

could be, i've seen a man named stacy.



Anyone else have an amazing night?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:37 PM

at my age, just getting through another night is amazing?

now have you ever seen a boy named Sue?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 02:39 PM

not yet but im still young..


anyone else want to dance?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 03:26 PM

let's dance!


who sang that?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 03:40 PM

Don't Know.

Anyone like the show Lie to Me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 03:43 PM

haven't seen it, but did they get the idea from the watercooler?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 03:43 PM

never watched it.


does that show "i survived a japanese game show" still play?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 04:41 PM

I have no idea.

When does this feeling go away? crazy
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 04:48 PM

if its what im feeling i hope never

What feeling are you talking about?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:01 PM

I'm not sure what to call it.

Do you think I'll get the job?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:08 PM

Most definitely.


Why shouldn't you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:21 PM

I'm sure other people are just as qualified.

Why can't I concentrate on anything today?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:22 PM

Maybe you're preoccupied with "the job"? (Q&A)
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:23 PM

I bet that's it..

What's the job?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:36 PM

Is it theatrical or bankatrical?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:47 PM

Theatrical

How hard is it to just be patient?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 05:54 PM

patience is a virtue.


didn't anyone ever teach you that?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 06:15 PM

yes, but it diminishes with age.........

do good things come to those whom wait?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 06:16 PM

i do believe so.


dont you?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 06:17 PM

Heck no! Go get it yourself!

Will you get me a beer?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 06:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Ops
Heck no! Go get it yourself!




Why do you need one?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 06:33 PM

Cause everything is better with beer.


Could you make that two, please?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 08:06 PM

I said heck no, go get it yourself.


sheesh can't you read? lol
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 08:20 PM

Maybe he read it, but didn't remember reading it... whistle

Can you name 245 countries in 10 minutes?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/05/09 08:31 PM

heck no.


do you know how many letters are in the longest city name?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:34 PM

No.

Should I care? whistle
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:38 PM

Sure you should. Caring is a wonderful attribute to have.




Who wants to go to happy hour this afternoon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:38 PM

I do!

where are we going?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:40 PM

I don't know.


Do we want margaritas or martinis?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:42 PM

MARTINIS!

You?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:44 PM

yes please.

can we go now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 12:44 PM

Martinis!


Where's the nearest Martini Bar?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 03:49 PM

Uh i have no idea.


will you bring me something tangy to drink?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 07:03 PM

Heck no! You didn't being me a beer yesterday! grin

Have you ever had a martini?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 07:14 PM

That's like asking if I've ever breathed. Of course!!


Where do you go for a good, affordable cocktail?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:00 PM

I heard AG is buying jager bombs in the Friday bar!

Wanna go?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:05 PM

Sure, but I'll pass on the jager bombs and bring my own booze.

Will that be okay?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:26 PM

I won't tell if you don't.

Are we sneaky or what?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:30 PM

...or what!

Why take your own booze - it's free?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:37 PM

i dont know i like jager bombs, but i dont know if i trust ag.




Am i being paranoid?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:42 PM

Nope, we've seen his posts.


Why don't you get a tester to make sure it's ok?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 03/06/09 08:48 PM

only if you are it, ex

i'll just bring my own.


anyone want to share?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/09 10:54 PM

No, I'm not generous enough.

What's the name of that author who didn't use punctuation? Or was it capitalization???
Posted By: Dallas Tide

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/09 11:11 PM

e. e. cummings?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/09 11:39 PM

Thx!

Is that your question?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 03/31/09 11:45 PM

I believe so...

Is this the same as the Q & A Thread?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:01 PM

sure



anyone else ready to go home?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:03 PM

I am.


Is it too early to start drinking?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:04 PM

slightly wait another 30 min to an hour.



what are you having?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:34 PM

Not sure yet.


Do you have any suggestions?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:39 PM

nope, i do not know my drinks very well.


i need a lot more songs for my new ipod...



any ideas?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:48 PM

disney....

and why do you have drinks and not know them?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 07:49 PM

huh?


yes that is both my q&a...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/01/09 09:25 PM

"quote" - I don't know "my" drinks.....

what else don't you know very well?
Posted By: DD Regs

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 02:54 PM

She doesn't know her drinks very well cause they are always passin through. whistle
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:01 PM

Should I refrain from pulling out my Question Thread badge?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:02 PM

Forgot to put on my Snarky Font in that post
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:06 PM

There are a lot of things i dont know.



haven't you ever heard the phrase young and naive?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:49 PM

yes, but it's kinda repetitive.......

so what goes well with old ?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:51 PM

gray? (q&a)
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 03:58 PM

no


who has a time watch? you know one where a person can speed up time. grin
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 04:15 PM

Jacob on Lost has the key to time...


where do you go to slow down Father Time?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 04:29 PM

Father time must have on his running shoes because it seems like he just keeps getting faster and faster.

Where are we and how did we end up here anyway?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 04:48 PM

online. we logged in.

aren't all relationships serious?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 05:39 PM

no!


what on earth made you think that?!
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 05:46 PM

Repercussions from eating a moldy sandwich..........



Haven't we had enough rain already?!
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 05:49 PM

no rain here, just wind, lots and lots of wind.


Trade ya?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 05:49 PM

I think I'm getting your weather after you.



Is it Friday yet?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 05:50 PM

Almost.


Anyone else need a drink?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 06:38 PM

Not yet, but soon.


Any big plans?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 06:49 PM

big yard work!

anyone doing Nascar?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 06:51 PM

not i..


anyone else have a date tonight? grin
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 07:05 PM

Nope, basketball night tonight.


Do you know where you're going?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 07:08 PM

Movies, as always with him.

but thats ok, i have fun and its free smile


who wants to go bowling?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 08:38 PM

no thanks....

doesn't your thumb hurt after 3 games?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 09:46 PM

No but the other fingers get tired.

If time travel is possible, why hasn't anyone come from the future to show us how to travel through time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 09:51 PM

Because when this last happened, the time-space continuum was so distrupted they returned to a future that was Land of the Lost.


Do you ever think we're living in a dream?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 10:46 PM

No, but sometimes I think I'm living in a nightmare.




What can I make with tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and ricotta salata?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 10:53 PM

Veggie lasagna, if you find a good whole grain wheat pasta recipe it'll be doubly nice. Or a basic vegetable soup. Or give any of these a shot/

Have you ever used http://www.recipeland.com/search/by_ingredient/ ?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 10:59 PM

I have not! Thanks for the link!



Where do you get all your wonderful, useful knowledge? smile
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 11:05 PM

The internet...

Should I stay home tomorrow?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 11:20 PM

If it makes you happy...yes!



Are you happy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/02/09 11:24 PM

Quote:
Nat Curzan from "The Tattler": And Cotton... I notice a smile on your lips. Does murder make you happy?

Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension, Mr. Curzan. For murder to bring happiness, one must already be happy and I am- completely at peace with myself, totally happy.


What she said!

Don't you think random quotes from obscure movies are the most?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 12:35 AM

Ummmm......

Goldmember or Goldfinger?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 12:41 AM

goldmember

comedy or drama?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:03 AM

Comedy




laugh out loud or hold it in?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:10 AM

really loud!

sitcom or reality?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:13 AM

sitcom - I have enough reality in my life!



Pavel or Valerie?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:20 AM

valerie I guess since I don't know Pavel...

3 day work weeks or 5?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:22 AM

4

High def or standard?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:27 AM

HD if I can afford it

small town or metro?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 01:28 AM

currently small town...



How did the question thread turn into the this or that thread???? confused
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 05:26 PM

I think I got confused......

Are you working today?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 05:31 PM

Unfortunately.




Should we pack up early?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 05:36 PM

YES!!

Can you leave now?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 05:38 PM

No. frown





Is that a downer or what?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 06:06 PM

def a downer!

why aren't y'all working tomorrow?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 06:35 PM

Cause it's Saturday DUH!

Why aren't you working now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 06:52 PM

cause I am the Huge Pale!

Are your taxes complete and filed?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 06:55 PM

Yes.

Was your return a surprise?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 07:00 PM

Not really

Are you confued with thi sand the "this and that" thread at the same time?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 07:16 PM

no...

why would anyone be confused with sand or this and that?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 07:19 PM

You are a mean person....

Can someone slap him for me?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 08:24 PM

::smacks Pale upside the head::

There!

Is that better?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 08:28 PM

ouch!!!

heck no, why would that be better?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 08:36 PM

Well, maybe not better for you, but Yosbarmex cuz he asked. grin

Should I say I'm sorry?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 08:37 PM

Actually yes, I feel way better...

Is fiddler on the roof good?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 09:18 PM

I love Fiddler on the Roof!!!

(I wish I had a relationship with God like Tevye)

btw BQ: for the record, Yosbar is a very sweet young lady just like yourself.... -- well, she is not as sweet as you.....

:runs out quick like:
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 09:33 PM

Thanks!! (With all the name-changing around here I'm very confused).

btw PR.......WHERE'S YOUR QUESTION??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 09:37 PM

oops.....

my question is right here!!!

isn't the weather glorious?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 10:49 PM

Yes! If I had a convertible I'd be gone like the wind!




Do you have Spring Fever?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 04/03/09 11:15 PM

I have Spring and Friday Fever!!

Is anybody in the job they thought they would be while in high school/college?
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 12:16 AM

as close as I can get



is anyone truly happy?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 12:41 AM

I am, mostly.





Should I be scared my nephew will be going to Afghanistan?

(because I am - Oh, and kms - love the tag line!)
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 12:46 AM

Yes it is normal to be scared but have faith in god and in his training and his squad. (tag line is from Barry Goldwater)





Will we finish in Iraq or Afghanistan first?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 12:57 AM

I'm not sure what "finish" means over there anymore.




Do you think those countries will ever have good, lasting leadership?
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 01:09 AM

I have a great deal of hope.




Hope or change?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 01:16 AM

I prefer progress and results!




Is that asking too much?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 03:53 AM

Probably...


Can I eat yet?
Posted By: kms

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 04:55 AM

Sure



What are you having?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/04/09 05:23 PM

Spaghetti

Do you like golf?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 03:37 PM

Not really, but miniature golf is sorta fun.

Has it ever occurred to you that love is not enough?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 03:42 PM

I hate when that happens.


What more are you looking for?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 04:06 PM

As of right now...sleep.



Anyone elses tooth hurt?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 04:36 PM

nope, just got in from the dentist

Are you enjoying the latest effects of man-made warming? (it was rather nippy this week)
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 04:39 PM

No warming here, today!

What is the difference between freedom and independence?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/09/09 06:44 PM

freedom = license
independence is a town in Missouri


anyone else catching the cyber anti-socialbility bug?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 06:52 PM

No, not i.



Anyone else feel the need to strangle someone?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 07:38 PM

no (but it is good this wasn't asked this morning)

so how do you get someone to the docs that won't go?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 07:51 PM

Good dang question


Let me know when you figure it out!?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 09:57 PM

please tell me you are not holding your breathe while I figure it out?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 09:58 PM

Never, i'm not that silly



Anyone ready for the weekend?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 10:02 PM

That was rhetorical...



...right?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 10:05 PM

right!

did you know it is difficult to speak while holding your breath?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 10:16 PM

makes sense.


So, things were kind of crazy in the Cooler this morning?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 10:31 PM

If they were, I missed it!

What happened?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 10:33 PM

I think someone got out of control.



But that's typical, right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 11:14 PM

Just human nature grin

Is anyone still here?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/10/09 11:45 PM

I am, but barely...

Are you doing anything special tomorrow?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/13/09 07:28 PM

Prepare myself for the mass of bills that come in on the day after.




Anyone want to pay my bills? lol
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/13/09 07:46 PM

No, sorry.

Do you think I'm insane?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 04/13/09 07:50 PM

slightly, but we are all a little mad here. =]


Anyone seen the new fast and furious movie?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 07:06 PM

Not I

Is it wrong for me to laugh if the jerk next door gets mad when I do something nice for him?

crazy laugh
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 07:24 PM

Nope


Is it wrong to manipulate someone just for the fun of it?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 07:56 PM

yes, always, especially in the cooler!!!

why doesn't carbonation go with hot sauce?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:03 PM

Not necessarily, but there are probably better reasons for manipulation.

Do you believe in Karmic retribution?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:04 PM

yes i sure do.


Is it wrong to give up on someone?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:18 PM

Mostly yes, especially yourself.

What have you let go?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:20 PM

A lot of things, mainly a someone.



Do you believe in infinite chances in love?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:33 PM

Yes, it's called 'forgiveness'

Do you come in peace?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:35 PM

Always have. :peace sign:



Should you forgive a cheater and a liar?
Posted By: BowlingQueen

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:36 PM

You can always forgive, as God forgives.

But.....do you HAVE to forget?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 08:37 PM

Never forget.


Am i right?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:12 PM

Right

What have you learned today?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:12 PM

you are right only if I take my Aricept!

anyone in here the Queen of the Slipstream?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:20 PM

To forgive and never forget


and i'm not sure what the slip stream is.



Anyone else ready for change?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:31 PM

I could sure use a change of scene.

Is it ever necessary to justify our existence?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:44 PM

Our being here is justification enough.

Is it naptime?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:51 PM

not in the middle of the afternoon, goodnight, you would think you lived near Mexico!

are you a dweller on the threadhold?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 09:54 PM

I have no idea.

What is the threadhold?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:00 PM

try threashold!!

will I ever get better at typing?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:17 PM

perhaps


Practice makes perfect right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:24 PM

Yes, that's true even for my Pa.

Did you do anything for Cinco de Mayo yesterday?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:26 PM

Potluck at the office and Happy Hour with a friend.

Are you doing anything for Sexto de Mayo?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:36 PM

I already am.

How about you?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:39 PM

I'm going to see the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie tonight.

Has anyone seen it already?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/06/09 10:50 PM

nope i've heard good and bad though, so i'm exicted to see.




Anyone else think hugh is just scrumptious?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 10:38 AM

Oh My Cod - YES!





Who wouldn't think so?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 12:04 PM

i don;t. sick

are you mad?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 01:25 PM

I'm not mad...I don't find him deelish either.

Jeffrey Donovan is much better, don't you agree?
Posted By: kitten

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 01:38 PM

oh my goat, YES!!!!

and what about chris meloni?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 01:46 PM

he's pretty yummy, but dani will always hold my heart ♥



Anyone else in a buckethead mood?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 10:09 PM

I don't think so

Why does everything I eat upset my stomach? crazy
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 10:18 PM

Maybe you have a parasite.


Been to any foreign countries lately?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/07/09 10:19 PM

Unfortunately, no

Wouldn't it be great to just pack up and leave?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/09 11:14 AM

You said it!


Where would we go?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/09 12:33 PM

I hear Mexico is nice this time of year... whistle
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 05/08/09 01:58 PM

I've always wanted to go to rome, or italy.



When we leaving?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:02 PM

Not today

Why is it always the drive-up ATMs that have cash disbursement problems? crazy
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:05 PM

Because they also have Braille and that just scares the ATMs.

What do you think is the most drastic physical change a guy can make?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:15 PM

SRS

Why do you ask? eek
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:22 PM

Because it's the question thread.

Why are there so many birthdays this week?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:24 PM

People are frisky in August? (q&a)
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:28 PM

oh!

Is frisky good or bad?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:31 PM

As long as it doesn't result in pregnancy. eek

Is it getting hot there yet? (the weather)
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 04:55 PM

this is south Texas, what do you think? (Q&A)
Posted By: MB Guy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:44 PM

HOT.

1500 pages?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:45 PM

I think it'd probably pretty toasty.

Will you please tell football season to hurry up and get here?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:49 PM

No. I'm not quite ready for it just yet.



Are you and I going to be at odds over the Bulldogs and the Tigers? grin
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:49 PM

No, I'd like to keep baseball season around just a bit longer.

Don't you like summer??
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:51 PM

I'm always at odds with a Bulldog. My husband is one! And yes, I like summer, but fall is my favorite.

Have you been swimming yet?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:53 PM

Not swimming, but I played in the International Fountain grin

Have you gotten sunburned yet?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 05:54 PM

Nope. I'm an SPF 50 always pale with freckles kinda girl.

Do you wear sunblock?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 06:07 PM

On parts of me that tend to burn quicker (like my upper chest).


My coworker has fleas. Should I be concerned?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 06:07 PM

Not as often as I should, but always when I know I'll be outdoors for a while.

Have you ever tried self-tanning lotion?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 08:18 PM

no, I don't want to look like an orange person.

Yes, you should be concerned- fleas jump, baby!


Will tomorrow be a good day?
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 09:19 PM

Yes!

Isn't any day after today a good day?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:32 PM

It is when it's a Friday and a pay day all wrapped into one!



Is my vacation EVER going to get here??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:34 PM

not if you keep acting like this child!

are you a vampire?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:37 PM

Not that I'm aware of.



Why are you being mean to me?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:44 PM

It comes with the age..... frown

why do everyone think I am mean?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:48 PM

Not too sure, but I think you need to conjugate that sentence a little more.

Is that being harsh to my Pa?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:49 PM

No. Spelling and grammar count!


Don't you think so?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 05/28/09 10:51 PM

:raises hand:

I agree with Tigg.

Do you think I'm being the grammar police?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/09 12:48 AM

Yes, but I'm not one that minds.




What's for dinner?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/09 12:59 AM

fish on the barbie

does this site have a grammar check?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 05/29/09 01:23 AM

Yeah, your son Chris.


Should I download iTunes 8.1?
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 05:45 PM

Yes.

Why has this thread disappeared for so long?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 05:51 PM

Cause we were waiting for you to bring it back smile

Are you having a good day?
Posted By: QCL

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 06:02 PM

Yup.

How is everyone else doing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 06:27 PM

I have had much better summers.....

does anyone win age discrimination suits?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 06:50 PM

at your age, no frown


Where is Mr. Peepers?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 07:07 PM

No idea


Anyone else ready for a break from the heat?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 07:36 PM

What heat (Q & A)?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 07:51 PM

It's hitting 103 today in texas...and rising.

What's it like there?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 07:54 PM

83 and probably gonna rain soon...

What's this weekend look like for u?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 07/15/09 07:56 PM

Hot, of course. I plan to stay inside, i don't need another sun burn.


What's the highest spf they make?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 08:33 PM

I think I've seen SPF 75

Did I just do something dumb? eek
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 08:49 PM

Maybe.

What did you do and we'll tell you if it's dumb or not?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 08:54 PM

Bringing the dead back to life has its consequences.

Are you ready to deal with them?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:04 PM

Nope, I'm still at work, so I don't have the necessary tools/supplies.

Are you ready?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:06 PM

Flame thrower - check
Pick axe - check
Explosive devices - check
"How to Prepare For a Zombie Attack" book - check

Who wants to join me?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:09 PM

I'm with you! Right after I get back from my cruise to the Bahamas...

Unless that phone survey was a scam? eek
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:28 PM

No, it was the genuine article.

You have an unknown relative who was the prince of Nigeria and left you $7.8MM in his will, right?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:39 PM

Wow, what a small world! I do actually.

Was it a bad idea to give them my routing and account numbers, debit card and PIN, mother's maiden name, DOB and SSN (just to make sure I was the right person)?
Posted By: StarryNight

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 09:41 PM

Not contacted by a "relative" but our bank bank has been contacted by someone looking to deposit their "funds" that they received because their husband was one of the few successful farmers in Johannesburg.

It is Friday right?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 10:03 PM

Ummm, sure, yes it is.


You're going to be ticked tomorrow when you find out I lied about that, aren't you?
Posted By: StarryNight

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 10:13 PM

i will live happily until sunday comes and i think it's monday.

Are we there yet?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 10:29 PM

No, we're not there yet, and if you ask again, I'M TURNING THIS CAR AROUND AND WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT HOME! wink

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted By: StarryNight

Re: A Question.... - 08/13/09 11:45 PM

beer thirty!

how much wood CAN a wood chuck chuck?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 01:42 PM

I'm not sure...

do you know for a fact that a wood chuck COULD chuck wood?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 01:44 PM

Yes, they're a chucking machine.


Why do you think they call them wood chucks?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 01:51 PM

because they live in the woods and puke a lot. duh. crazy

it's a beautiful day. should i just call it and leave?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 02:17 PM

yep...and tell 'em i said you could! smirk


will you take me with you?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 02:36 PM

Sure

Where we going?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 02:37 PM

Over the river and through the woods.

What's for lunch?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 02:41 PM

Idk, what ever grandma is fixin.


Did you bring your red hood?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 03:27 PM

Red is blue

How long is this going to take?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 03:29 PM

As long as you want to be gone of course


Who has the snack basket?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 03:35 PM

Not I

What sort of snack did you want?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 03:49 PM

I kinda want a chewy granola bar, for some odd strange reason.



Whats your favorite kind?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 04:02 PM

Kashi

How many ab crunches do I need to do?
Posted By: Spook-a-Muffin

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 04:14 PM

I have no idea, i dont do any.


Am i lazy?
Posted By: Big Dog

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 04:15 PM

No. Motivationaly Challenged


Is it 5:00 yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 04:16 PM

::in best drill sergeant voice:: Drop and give me 100

Do you think this is a country club?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 08/14/09 04:22 PM

It’s only 9:20
I wish this were a country club


Why did the urinal water smell like bleach, or was that coming from me?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 08/19/09 04:35 PM

because someone finally cleaned the urinals

Hmmm...$15 for 6 tokens, or $20 for 10 tokens?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 05:51 PM

$20 for 10.


I wonder why this thread got buried?



grin
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 05:56 PM

Because some of us dropped the ball.


Should I go to wine country when my friend comes down or just do a lot of day drinking locally?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 05:57 PM

I think local drinking is good, it is a work night.

Should I buy chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 05:57 PM

day drinking......along with the new KFC sandwich
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 05:59 PM

Thank you Peepers. grin

Deek - Depends what you're buying it to go with.



Do you like sundaes?
Posted By: marybrewster

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:01 PM

Once you go chocolate, you never go back.

5 inch heels or 6 inch heels?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:03 PM

2" heels - thank you smile


Blue or Green?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:06 PM

Blue

Sunrise or Sunset?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:07 PM

Sunrise

Sunrise because I've risen early, or because I'm just heading home to bed?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:14 PM

risen early.

Vodka or Gin?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:18 PM

Vodka


Grey Goose or Ciroc?
Posted By: marybrewster

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:18 PM

Vodka, please.

Cash or check?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:18 PM

that's a trick question

for DQ, the answer is simply.....yes
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:23 PM

::takes Flawless aside to explain the point of the thread - must answer the question then ask another...................scratches head.....must be all of the birthdays::
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:26 PM

I thought the point of this thread (and pretty much all of them) was to get under people's skin
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:31 PM

<----gets back on track

Cash

dirt bike or 4-wheeler?
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:39 PM

4-wheeler.


nap or walk?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:45 PM

Nap

4 or 7?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:48 PM

4

Friend or friend with benefits?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:49 PM

Friend

Seinfeld or Friends?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:50 PM

Friend means Friend

What difference does benefits make?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:52 PM

the benefits add a plethera of complications....so then you have to decide if the complications are worth the benefits...
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:55 PM

Why do people make things more complicated than they really are? crazy
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:57 PM

human nature I guess!
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 06:58 PM

Because easy isn't that much fun.


Why is it called the Prime Meridian?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:02 PM

cause it's not hit sub-prime yet

::note to ladies - explanation thread it that way -------------> ::


Coke or 7Up?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:27 PM

Coke

Ford or Dodge?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:30 PM

Neither.


Can we go back to the 5 or 6 inch heels question?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:34 PM

Am i the only person who thinks gin tastes like pine needles soaked in lighter fluid?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:36 PM

doubt it - but it's juniper berries


5" or 6" heels (just for you SF!) ?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:36 PM

<----thinks so too!
It's made from juniper trees
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:36 PM

I think the 6 inch heels are a better look for SF.


Anyone else upset to discover there was no wine in the wine party thread?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:46 PM

No - not at all - especially since it is a wHine party thread.


BoBo or BaBo?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:52 PM

Both.


Why only choose one?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:52 PM

cause thems' the rules!


Rules or Anarchy?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 07:56 PM

yes
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 08:37 PM

.........here we go again......
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 08:37 PM

Anarchy! (In the cooler anyway, we have to be so compliant all the time, we need somewhere to go to be unruly!)

Low cut or low rise?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 08:50 PM

Low rise. It helps to allow my belly free range.

Do you remember the "This or That Thread"?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 08:52 PM

no
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 08:58 PM

On Monday, December 31, 2007, Queen Bee posted

Quote:
A Question....

Answer a question, ask a question...


Do you think you can follow these directions, Mister Man?

wink
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 09:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Flawless
no
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 09:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Flawless
Originally Posted By: Flawless
no


mad

Peepers, you're a punk!!


What does the color blue smell like?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 09:07 PM

Cheese.


Do you eat your lunch or with a fork?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 09:09 PM

Today I had chicken wings, so partly.


Why is that drawer broken?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 10:49 PM

The center support fell off.



Why am I having so much trouble deciding on dinner?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 10:51 PM

The fridge is empty.

Does any person in their right mind watch/enjoy ANY movie with Nic Cage in it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 10:55 PM

I think the correct question would be does anyone in their right mond not just love/adore/worship EVERY Nic Cage movie.

Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/14/10 11:09 PM

YES!

Can you tell I'm not amused? wink
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:20 PM

Not really. Let me clean off my glasses.

How many US states are further north of Canada's southernmost border?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:33 PM

I dunno. Never was good at geography.

Do you love to do the wild thing?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:38 PM

Why, yes, and especially after I've had some funky cold medina.


Do you know where the wild things are?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:44 PM

:points up two posts:


Is anyone else ready to get the weekend started?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:45 PM

It already started.

Where were you?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:46 PM

Here, battling the third stooge.

Should I get drop in replacement windows, or new construction windows?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:46 PM

Waiting in line to get a bus ticket to Washington.

Did you pick up food for the guinea pigs?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 09:49 PM

Go new. Weather is nice right now. Better than October.

I grew up with neighbors that ate guinea pigs. Would you eat one?
eek
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 10:42 PM

Probably not.


Does your bank create a master log to log the logs you've created to monitor accounts?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 10:49 PM

We do. We even have a blog where we discuss the log that logs the logs.


500 dollaz?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 11:25 PM

Yes, but that's just a jumping off rate.


Do you find it a pain to change offices?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 11:32 PM

Yes, I can't wait until my office is potty-trained.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but the buns come in packages of 8?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 11:46 PM

Because carb-cautious people pushed for that.


Where did I put my shoe?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 04/16/10 11:57 PM

Up someones.....


Why did you do it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/10 12:02 AM

Because I'm an American Badass and that's how I roll.


What's the most fun thing you're doing this weekend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/10 12:10 AM

Painting and doing crown molding.

Oh wait...that's not fun. Might go to the casino this weekend. Will I win big?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/10 02:49 AM

Maybe...


Will it be an awesome weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/10 04:07 AM

F'sure!! I'm of Mon-Tues while a friend is in town from Canada. We're going bike riding along the canal, day drinking and catching the Coyotes v Red Wings game at a sports bar. She wanted to see them live but their playing in Detroit. Oddly enough, she's flying out of Detroit Sunday morning and back home Thursday morning. She'll miss them both ways.


Have you ever done the Century Club where you take a shot a minute for 100 minutes? I think that is what it's called.
Posted By: bOaty

Re: A Question.... - 04/17/10 04:47 AM

No, that sounds downright scary.

Do people die of alcohol poisoning after drinking 100 shotsin 100 minutes?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 12:09 PM

I didn't. laugh

Don't you just hate Mondays?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 12:23 PM

cry
Yes frown


Can we go home yet?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 05:09 PM

Yes.


Did time stop or is it just a slow day?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 05:14 PM

Time stopped. (STOP! HAMMERTIME)

Is it wrong to hate myself for the M.C. Hammer reference?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 05:21 PM

Only if you are wearing balloon pants.

Anybody interested in the Kentucky Derby?
Posted By: Basquo

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 06:05 PM

Only the crazy hats!

Ever won any money betting on horses?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:05 PM

Absolutely--$2,000 in one race was my best.

Ever seen live horse racing?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:08 PM

pretty obvious answer there.

you seen a dead horse racing, raitchjay? crazy
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:09 PM

There's live racing and watching it on TV (not live).

You see what i mean?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:09 PM

maybe. wink

you up for a little joshin'?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:11 PM

absolutely.

would you wear a big hat at the derby?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:13 PM

i always say: the bigger the better! laugh

did you know my brother will be MCing part of the entertainment at preakness?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:15 PM

Yes, of course i knew that. (not)

Did you see the year at the Preakness where a drunk ran out on the track and tried to punch a horse?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:16 PM

HA! NO, but...

you wanna guess what i'm looking up on youtube tonight? laugh
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:18 PM

It was actually an undercard race...try "fan tries to punch Artax at Pimlico".

Can you get me tickets to the Preakness?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:26 PM

thanks for the tip.
alas, no. frown

do you like
Genesis?
soccer?
quadstackers?
TeamAmerica?

(i'm trying to size you up)
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:36 PM

The first book of the Bible and the group are both ok in my book; i would not watch an MLS game but thoroughly enjoy the World Cup; i'm sorry to say i don't think i know what a quadstacker is (unless it's a 4 high burger, in which case, i don't eat lots of burgers anymore); TeamAmerica, not sure what sport we are talking about, but i'm not a pinko-commie, so sure.

What size am i?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:40 PM

::inhales sharply through front teeth::
can't give you more than a medium.

are we still good?
::fistbump::
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:42 PM

Sure.

Can you expound on my answers?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 07:51 PM

welllllll.... ok

genesis - ALWAYS refers to the band because the LAST place you want to be is in a bible debate on BOL laugh oh, and FTR, genesis blows. shocked grin

soccer - it's inherently awesome. PLUS the best crowd fights EVER! and do i have to mention - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

quadstackers - would show an appreciation of eating crpp for crpp's sake. IOW, stop thinking and eat a damn burger just because it tastes good.

TeamAmerica - gotta be the funniest of your answers! grin you gotta netflix it. seriously. but maybe not. i don't know you that well. hmm. this is a toughie.


SO - is it gonna freakin snow again this weekend? mad
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:01 PM

Genesis and Phil Collins run together for me: songs like sussudio and tonight, tonight do indeed blow; older songs like lonely man on the corner are ok, thus my answer; sorry, i don't care anything about D.C. United and the Nashville Rednecks, but Zinedine Zidane head-butting a German is cool; the reason i don't eat many burgers anymore is not a matter of thinking long and hard about them; i just find that the majority of fast food burgers suck; and i'm taking it that TeamAmerica is a movie; i've seen 17 movies and i watch them over and over again in an endless loop. (It's gonna rain for the rest of your life--Groundhog Day)

Was that too much information?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:04 PM

nope. just right.

did you post under any other names?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:06 PM

No.

Should I?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:08 PM

eh, many people do.

should i change my av?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:10 PM

I do not know what an av is, unfortunately.

Should i know what an av is?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/19/10 08:13 PM

av = avatar = mine is dated
i have to be a good wifey now and go home to cook dinner. smile
TTFN
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 12:44 PM

Why is dry cleaning so darn expensive?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 12:48 PM

Because of the chemicals.

Did anyone watch NCIS reruns last night?
Posted By: Ops

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 12:50 PM

Nope.

Who's your favorite NCIS character?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 12:54 PM

Abby

Do you watch Fringe?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 12:56 PM

Only if I get benefits.

What colors are you wearing today?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 01:05 PM

I'm a pop of colors today.


Is Bounty the real picker-upper?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 01:06 PM

I think it is the quicker-picker-upper

Iron burns or blown nukers?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 01:08 PM

neither
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 01:28 PM

How is a possible to have a daughter that does not like chocolate?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 01:29 PM

No.

Are you two tag teaming?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:05 PM

nope,it's just me.

Aren't you glad the work day is over?
Posted By: Jafo

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:08 PM

Why am I so angry this afternoon?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:12 PM

because a stink bug crawled across your face last night interrupting your crucial have-a-happy-tomorrow dream??
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:28 PM

Perhaps.

Why can't people remember the m.o. of this room?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:38 PM

beats me.


what's for supper?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:40 PM

shepherd's pie. albeit leftover shepherd's pie...

is raitchjay a stickler or WHAT? wink
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:43 PM

He is a bored son-of-a-gun.

Is shepherd's pie any good?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:45 PM

decent. lamb's too expensive. i had to do beef.

do you like to cook?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:47 PM

I do, but there's only one of me these days so it is kinda hard to do.

Can you get me Van Morrison tickets?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:54 PM

shoot - i'm doing my best to get DINOSAUR tickets. laugh

is it wrong i used to sing "brown eyed girl" to my dog?
Posted By: More Changes?!?

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:55 PM

good song...

is this day dragging for anyone else? its 5:00 somewhere right?!
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/20/10 07:59 PM

No....it's 4:58 somewhere.

How much better is Jimmy Buffett as an icon than Alan Jackson?
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 11:24 AM

I'd have to go Buffett since I don't think I know who Alan Jackson is.

Should people that go less than the posted mph on the freeway be restricted to only drive on the surface roads?
Posted By: #Just Jay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 12:04 PM

YES!

How do you not know who Alan Jackson is?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 12:21 PM

I do know who Alan Jackson is.


Any news I should know about?
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 12:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Just Jay
YES!

How do you not know who Alan Jackson is?


Country music? (Thanks Wiki) Just cuz I grew up in a small town doesn't mean I followed country music.


PJS - Late breaking news: I have the day off tomorrow.


What can I make for supper (and eat) in the 30 minutes that I will have tonight between work and a Home and School meeting?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 02:44 PM

A 16 oz. NY strip steak, baked potato, creamed spinach, and a Shiner Bock.

Is there a better title for a song than Buffett's "Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful"?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 02:47 PM

There is no better title!

Why do school superintendants feel they should be able to do what they want without having to answer to anyone else?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 02:54 PM

Because people in general feel they are justified in doing whatever they do, and given a title like that, they soon believe they genuinely do have more sense than anyone else.

Wow...did you channel the way i felt the last 10 years as a public school teacher/coach?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:10 PM

Yes, very impressive!

Isn't today the greatest day of the year?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:18 PM

I don't know about greatest, but I have had a burden lifted..

higer up and higher in...like CS Lewis says....
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:21 PM

Originally Posted By: MariasMinion
Yes, very impressive!

Isn't today the greatest day of the year?

Absolutely! 4-21 is the only day of the year that you can divide each number by 2 to get the following number! It's mathtastic!

That's what you meant, right? wink
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:26 PM

Ummm...NO

Don't you love being silly, and not so serious in the Cooler?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:28 PM

I seriously have no idea what you are talking about.


Do you think if we keep bugging your boss about giving you the rest of the day off, she will eventually cave?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:32 PM

It's worth a shot!

Isn't it great to have a lush for a boss?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 03:34 PM

It's slightly worse than having no boss.

Approximately how many times would we have to tell the people around us it is Friday before they would believe us?
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:23 PM

You'd lose your voice first.

Why don't windows open on high-rise office buildings? You'd think that would help companies weed out the weak.
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:43 PM

Because it's more dramatic when you have to bust through the window to get out laugh


Why are some atomic fireballs so much hotter than others?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:45 PM

They do.....try throwing a heavy paperweight at one (or a light employee).

Who is gonna get voted off Survivor tomorrow?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:56 PM

my Minion. smile

Don't you think peeps ought to work twice as hard on their birthday? smile
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:57 PM

As if that's gonna happen.

Don't you think the work week should be Mon. thru Thurs.?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:58 PM

No. Monday-Tuesday.



Isn't that better?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 05:59 PM

Way better.

Isn't it nice that friends and I took a co-worker out for a birthday lunch? smile
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:02 PM

Not as nice as if you took her out for a birthday new house. smile

Aren't people crazy?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:20 PM

Really now!


What makes you think that?
Posted By: BotV#6

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:40 PM

I think it was the clown car.

Can we go golfing now?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:47 PM

Already went on my lunchbreak.

Did you see that 6 iron i hit?
Posted By: MollyMacMe

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:49 PM

Not until you finish your homework.

Why does a dog always get blamed for eating ones homework?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:54 PM

Because dogs wanted another option to always getting blamed for [censored]. Now, you have two options in blaming the dog!


Will my question get overlooked again?
Posted By: Dip

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:54 PM

[censored] = pharts
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 06:59 PM

unknown response.

Did someone just post a question?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:02 PM

Uh uh. I didn't notice one.

Why do dogs' pharts smell worse than people's?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:13 PM

...because they lick places people don't!


How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:15 PM

seven
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:20 PM

dude! where's your question!!!???? mad
Posted By: Peepers

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:23 PM

ok, eight
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:26 PM

Eight is correct.

Why are women so.......woman-like?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:34 PM

Don't ask such crazy questions.



Is is sunny where you're at?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:38 PM

sunny and hot, how hot is it there?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:42 PM

eh - cloudy, some showers frown

Can we go home??????? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?????????????????????
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:43 PM

yes!

should we stop by the pub on our way home?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:45 PM

Ab-so-bloomin-lutely! grin


How was the race? Who won? Didja have fun?

(stupid question - I know )
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:49 PM

race was awesome (when they finally got to run it...rained all weekend!)

Denny Hamlin took the win for the Sprint Cup

Kyle Bush took it for the Nationwide race


have you ever had red beer?
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/21/10 07:51 PM

Not a beer drinker.

Did anyone else notice how quiet it is with J.J. in Madtown today?
Posted By: The Minion

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 11:58 AM

JJ makes the day go faster, so yes.

How can we stop Peepers from posting without a question? whistle
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:00 PM

no...but i've read there are many other "normal" fast-food sandwiches that are worse for you than the Double Down


are you a breakfast eater?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:02 PM

Only non-breakfast foods, tho.

Curly or straight hair?
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:07 PM

straight as a board (but i make it curly)


why am i up so early this morn? cry
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:13 PM

Cuz you be a doofus? (A & Q) smile
Posted By: Miscuit

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:15 PM

could be...so i'm going back to bed now


will i see you later?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:23 PM

Unfortunately, frown We'll still be here frown


Brownie or Lemon Square?
Posted By: pjs

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:25 PM

depends on the mood

Do you have any ideer-ers for Earth Day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:29 PM

Recycle: paper, plastic, aluminum, jokes smile


Tulips or Hyacinths?
Posted By: Tigg

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:30 PM

Yes. Let's go to the moon!!!



Is it tough being green?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 12:50 PM

Ask kermit, OK? (A&Q)
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/22/10 03:03 PM

You mean the poster who was formerly Kermit or the one who sang "Rainbow Connection"? (Q&A)
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 12:00 PM

Either, I guess.

Why is the work week so tiring?

I finally see Friday and I have no energy to get excited about the weekend.
Posted By: More Changes?!?

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 02:36 PM

because we have to work 5 days and only get 2 to rest

why cant we work 2 annd get 5 off? that would be amazing!
Posted By: NotPerfect

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 02:42 PM

Cuz if we only worked 2 days we couldn't afford to do anything on our 5 days off.

Do I want to read a cardholder agreement or compliance training next?
Posted By: More Changes?!?

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 02:57 PM

neither.. its friday! be a slacker! haha smile

anyone doing anything fun tonight?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 03:29 PM

Getting some sleep.

Can someone come open the bank for me saturday?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 04:01 PM

Sure, just give me the vault combo. No need for cash counts, the vault will balance. whistle

In case this idea doesn't pan out, how else can I get rich quick and with little effort?
Posted By: raitchjay

Re: A Question.... - 04/23/10 04:04 PM

Put $500 on the nose of a 99-1 shot in the Derby. (you COULD get lucky..not saying you will.)

Is it college football season yet?
Posted By: Miss Chee

Re: A Question.... - 04/26/10 04:09 PM

No...thank the Lard.

Does anyone else think it feels good to kind of pull on your hair?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/26/10 04:23 PM

No!!!

Do you want to end up bald, like Happy or JacFSB?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 08:42 PM

I don't think I need to worry about that.

Do you ever get dizzy from watching the world go around?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 08:44 PM

No, the world revolves around me...


...doesn't it?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 09:00 PM

If you have to ask, No, it doesn't.

Are you familiar with the Buddha Walk?
Posted By: Bobby Boucher

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 09:05 PM

Can't say that I am.


Can you walk like an Egyptian?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 09:46 PM

heck no, I do good to walk like a human

Can you walk like a crab down the beach?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: A Question.... - 04/30/10 10:14 PM

So long as it isn't covered in oil.

How tall is Shakira, really?
Posted By: Blessed

Re: A Question.... - 05/02/10 12:27 AM

Like 4'9 I think...


How has BB been?