Pale is X; X is Pale!!!!

Just a thought... I think this would be histerical if X was PR's alter ego....

you mean, he's not??

As in the Mr. Hyde to PR's Dr. Jeckyl.......hmmmmmmm, interesting.

I have been accused of having multiple personalities, so if this is true how would I know?

and if it is, please someone shoot me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pale! Stop quacking.

Ok, Pale is a meat and potatoes kind of guy and X is a chicken hugging PETA supporter. Do you honestly think they are the same guy? LOL

That would be one heck of a MDP!

dyslexia? LOLoad...

yeah AG, its a disorder closely associated with stuttering

burn.

...little did Pale know, but Poster X is actually his long lost brother, who ran away from home after a fight with their father, Pops, over Poster X's wanting to be in banking, but Pops saying it was too dangerous...


the youngeters won't get it, but us over 40 crowd should recognize how closely this resembles the saga of Speed Racer

I'm thinking that you need some more larval therapy as you are having way too many daft-days lately. Now you are trying to hornswoggle the coolie troops into believing that I go around eliminating my own posts and threads. You have got to stop the lascivious lolly-gagging around the cooler, it's getting embarrassing - stop acting like a jackalope and get back to work.

Also, perhaps you need to put that banana to a real good use - it will calm you down.

What a perfect cover story - who would ever believe that you would edit your own posts......

my thoughts exactly!!

Maybe we can have him/them appear on 'Moment of Truth' and we can get the REAL story as to what's going on here :-)

man, if _X_ and me were products of the same loins then this old world truly is headed DQ's way in a basket!

Huge Pale - based on your posts and what I've heard about you, we are not even members of the same species. I'm a Homo Sapien (Latin: "wise human" or "knowing human") with a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, and introspection, while you appear to be sort of a Homo, but closer to the Hominidae biological family. My understanding is that you cannot easily stand erect and your upper limbs (as your friends call them) have trouble manipulating objects with the use of tools something that you still need to master.

How Huge BananaHead arrived at a sameness conclusion makes her a bit of a noddypeak simpleton slabberdegullion druggel.

No thank you.

Are you studying for your next scrabble tournament by reading the dictionary this week? Please let me know how many points BananaHead is.

OMG!!!!
I now have an official X name!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we'll have to take your word for it, as no examples of a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, or introspection have been evidinced in your posts...

BananaHead is 100 points - Bucktard, same as Sing A Little - no points.

LOL

POINT!

Excellent observation Huge Happy - I get down with the coolies, I speak to the crowd, I'm not a fanfaronnade bloviator, like you Huge Happy - I'm not a coxcomb. Think of me as a Man for All Seasons - a referent example.

Mr. X, that is the most Splendiferous use of verbiage I have ever seen!!!!

::pulls out poop on a stick::
please accept this as my humble offering

take of the COMB, and the result fits you to a T

Thanks, BananaHead - It's nice to communicate at a little difference level occasionally versus the skimble-skamble stuff that's posted here daily. You know, banker dumbledore posts are discombobulated at best with posters truly flummoxed to the max.

Huge Happy - now look at how your response is a mirror for your life. You just don't get it. You are a true coxcomb. Your reply shows, as they always do, that you are a simpleton or a fool, no higher on the food chain than a knucker.

X do you have one of those word of the day calendars?

You've been ♥ing the whiskey a little too much, to come up with that idea!

No, I collect words for future use. You see, Bucktard Sing, I'm interested in communications, continually surprised at the level of bafflegab posted in the cooler - an uninterrupted degree of flapdoodle that's disconnected from banking and reality - volumes of gobbledy gobbling and strutting with ludicrous pomposity.

Actually, I'd rather be looking at flavicomous females.

Is this possible?!

I confess: I do heart WHiskey!!!

And pineapples!!!

For someone who collects words for future use....why wouldn't you use one of those precious words to express yourself instead of "X" ...the letter that people use when they don't know how to sign their name?

Please continue to enjoy your "word collecting".

I collect belly button lint for future use, I'm making a sweater.

Well, your higher intelligence is so great, that even Webster hasn't heard of your words...you are truly a trendsetter, to be admired by all for inventing words with no meaning...you are my hero.

Maybe he's planning on submitting his next collection to Webster?

True, but to reveal anything about me as a poster name would do would be going down the Jesus path and I don't want to end up on a cross. Besides, the X may not be an “X” at all as it is also a “TEN” – very suitable for a man with my breathtaking God granted gifts.

X is good for me, as I’m here happy slapping, not to make friends or influence people. I’d rather function beyond the pale of understanding within this little people community.

Gadzooks, are you a loser or what? Don't you know better than to challenge me? Not all words are in the little people dictionary - Knucker is a modern spelling of the Old English nicor or nicker for an imaginary being that lived in water - a water demon. It might also be a source for Old Nick, one of many names for the Devil, and for the German Nickel for a sort of goblin that lived in mines and from which we get the name for the metal.

You are a total gormagon without the mythical part, but as we move forward here - LOSER works for me and all those who post in the cooler. Therefore, consider using Happy Loser.

And that habit is reflected in your posts. Therefore, post less - Stick to the hobby.

"gee, what did you do today?"

"Well, I logged on to BOL and stepped back in time to third grade where the kids were name calling and the bully had a god complex".

I honestly don't see how that post is any better then what we've had going on. I actually think of you asked the "kids" involved that they would say it's all in good fun.

And a Huge Queen chimes in with a wheelbarrow load of codswallop. Just think how much ligher the cooler would be without the Queens. Of course, being attacked by this particular Queen is like being savaged by a dead sheep.

It has been fun, Sing and you are a good sport. The Queens are a sensitive bunch, they want to play but only with their rules and outlook. They are modest little people, with much to be modest about.

Well I guess I should have added a smiley so you would know that I also enjoyed the banter. Sorry.

Either way, "X", nothing you do or say ever seems like good, clean fun. Well I guess it could if playing with a Pit Bull is considered good, clean fun.

And yet, you continue to come here and post day in and day out...



that's funny...

Geez, Queenie - perhaps you are OK, but you are right about the bit bull, so it's best not to .... with me.

No, you funny and a member of the genetic underclass. But, I'll work with you as a charity case.

THAT is the best X avatar I have seen in a long time!!!!

you breeding new types of dogs down there in that basement uncle buck?

uncle buck...that's funny...I bet X looks alot like John Candy in that role...

Well, I thought after your trouncing yesterday that I provide something for you to post about, nappy. Headed home.

I must have missed the part where I was trounced...guess you're just light years ahead the rest of us little people.

I'm saving this quote for future reference.

this is really _X_ Sing, I hope my doppleganger doesn't delete it

First - you did, but that's your nature as a anthropophaginian; Second, guessing at the truth is progress - you see, nappy, as the German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer stated — all truth goes through three steps:

— First, it is ridiculed.
— Second, it is violently opposed.
— Finally, it is accepted as self-evident.

Please do, all my posts automatically come with a warning:

WARNING: Some posts on BOL may, at times, contain blatant, insinuated or raw hints of sarcasm, cynicism and/or facetiousness. Readers of sound mind and intellect may at times misinterpret or misunderstand the intent of said placed whimsical nuances articulated by this poster. Liberals are often confounded by such linguistic creativity.

well, you've been in stage one for the 3 years I've been coming to BOL...isn't it time you progressed to stage 2?

Just darn - you've taken a step back - double up on the larval therapy - perhaps you and Sing can share a session without creating a kerfuffle at home.

hmmmmmm
both X and Pale seem to be preoocupied today
It must just be a coincidence

yeah, I am looking for a Tall Boy to punish........ can't say what my _X_ is doing

You've turned a little strange on us, Huge BananaHead. You seem troubled, seriously and effeminately troubled. Are you OK? I suggest a high colonic. Stat.

WIll you be administering that, big boy?!?!

That I will, but all I have is a shovel - is that OK? Are we talking, JoLo/Devil Queen size? I may need a bigger shovel.

No we are talking more like Herman Munster.....
I cant wait
::bats eyelashes::