What if...
...the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it is all about?
(please feel free to add your own, that one was from my 12-year old)
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:07 PM
she really did say whitey and not why'd he?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:08 PM
...a cow's opinion really mattered?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:11 PM
the sun refused to shine?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:14 PM
beer was best for what ails you?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:16 PM
...your face really did stay that way?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:17 PM
...viagra's effect didn't wear off?
Posted By: Cowboys Fan
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:17 PM
hair really did grow on your palms?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:18 PM
...you really did listen to your mom?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:19 PM
the nutritional pyramid was made up of chocolate, beer, cheese, donuts, bacon wrapped meat, pizza and onion rings?
Posted By: Becka Marr
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:22 PM
life were fair?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:24 PM
you really did get your head out of the clouds?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:24 PM
...pigs really could fly?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:25 PM
What if you looked as good as you think you do when you dance?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:28 PM
...Al Gore hadn't invented the internet?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:30 PM
...global warming is true?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:33 PM
...driving a Pacer and living in my parent's basement IS what chicks dig?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:34 PM
...I had real people to talk to?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:40 PM
..it really was the "Moops" and not the "Moors"?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:44 PM
...Eric Cartman was my spiritual advisor?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:45 PM
that really wasn't chicken?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:45 PM
..it really was the "Moops" and not the "Moors"?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:48 PM
you really did look like a horses' arse?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:50 PM
Stewie was your son?
Posted By: Angel Eyes
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:53 PM
....this is as good as it gets?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:57 PM
....I really was Patrick?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 06:59 PM
....I really was Patrick?
(that would give your location a
whole new meaning!! )
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:02 PM
...Gary hadn't beaten Alec Baldwin and instead accepted that he was an inferior actor?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:04 PM
...Kim Jong Il wasn't so ronery?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:06 PM
...Carl Spackler had killed all the golfers?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:12 PM
..goatees were still in fashion?
Posted By: Angel Eyes
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:14 PM
....she really is clueless?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:15 PM
the sun refused to shine?
♪ what would happen then? ♪
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:20 PM
..goatees were still in fashion?
They're not?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:25 PM
....we could jump to the moon?
Posted By: thomasj
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:37 PM
...it really was the dog?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:38 PM
...wild bears
did poop in the woods?
Posted By: buggs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:38 PM
...everyone really could just get along?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:39 PM
...it actually did promote hair growth?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:42 PM
..I could get money for nothing and chicks for free?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:45 PM
...it really did rain cats and dogs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:50 PM
...all that she wanted was another baby?
Posted By: Angel Eyes
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 07:51 PM
...old dogs could learn new tricks?
Posted By: chenin
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:31 PM
money did grow on trees?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:32 PM
...the rabbit did die, but it was from natural causes?
Posted By: Hoosierland
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:54 PM
. . .Jimmy cracked corn, and I DID care?
Posted By: redsfan
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:57 PM
the nutritional pyramid was made up of chocolate, beer, cheese, donuts, bacon wrapped meat, pizza and onion rings?
You mean it isn't????
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:57 PM
...superman was real
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 08:58 PM
...love really did make the world go round and round.
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 09:00 PM
Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty were your parents..
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 09:02 PM
...I was just what the doctor ordered?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 09:37 PM
I could change my birthdate from the 19th century.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 09:38 PM
money did grow on trees.
I really did have bankers hours
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 09:56 PM
...love, love would keep us together?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 10:06 PM
...the top and bottom numbers of your blood pressure were exactly the same?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 10:08 PM
...I woke up only to find out I never was?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/03/08 11:33 PM
...I were rubber and you were glue?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 01:20 AM
...the bed bugs still bite?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 01:28 AM
...all I really need to know I learned in kindergarten?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 01:31 AM
.....I was your mother?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 01:34 AM
...I'm not guilty by reason of insanity?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 01:34 AM
...all great songs could only be committed to memory in their musac version?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 02:23 AM
...Buffy was a bit hungry and decided not to wait for dinner?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:12 AM
...your forgot to bring a dish to pass, the had to think fast and pull something out of the neighbor's fridge because they asked you to water their plants (which you forgot to do for the past week) and you end up taking a turkey leg that was used as a weapon on the host?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:11 AM
Janie had a gun?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:22 AM
chickens had lips?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:23 AM
pigs really flew?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:23 AM
you could drink alcohol to increase drowsiness?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:23 AM
your car had autopilot?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:46 AM
...you did step on the crack and break your mothers' back?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 12:13 PM
...chicken of the sea really was chicken?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 12:13 PM
...buffalos really did have wings?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 12:14 PM
...chickens really did have fingers?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:10 PM
...Jessica Simpson was the Voice of Reason?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:42 PM
…everybody did it like Sara Lee?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:46 PM
...raindrops really kept falling on my head?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:46 PM
...abe wasn't honest?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:49 PM
...I can't get no satisfaction?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:50 PM
...moose used mousse?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:54 PM
..people did make good pets?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:57 PM
...Paris Hilton wasn't a ho?
...Britney Spears was a good mother?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:58 PM
...old habits didn't die hard?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 03:59 PM
... cigarettes really didn't cause cancer?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:00 PM
..baby oil really did come from babies?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:02 PM
…when the going got tough, the tough didn’t get going?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:02 PM
…the FACT Act and BSA were all really just big practical jokes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:03 PM
…clowns really weren’t scary?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:09 PM
…everybody did it like Sara Lee?
"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
...as opposed to what I thought all along....
"Nobody does it like Sara Lee"
I lost a bet on this one and I owe him $5,000,000.00!!!!!! 
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:12 PM
Time to pay up, Ms. B.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:14 PM
…everybody didn't like Sara Lee?
"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
...as opposed to what I thought all along....
"Nobody does it like Sara Lee"
I lost a bet on this one and I owe him $5,000,000.00!!!!!!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:15 PM
That's what HE said! 
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:16 PM
...phone solicitors were selling things that were really useful?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:20 PM
...financial service reps could open new accounts without making any CIP violations?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:26 PM
... I was just to kick the ever loving sh** out of you? - Joe Pesci (My Cousin Vinny)
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:27 PM
. . . the accounting department, auditors, examiners, and all the other backroom know-it-alls actually had to deal with real, live customers once in a while?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:40 PM
... Steve could take his hat off?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:48 PM
Of course, I was not including you in the previous post, my Queen!
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:55 PM
...you find yourself living in a shotgun shack.
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:58 PM
...deer made human blinds and killed us when we were coming home?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 04:58 PM
... Steve could take his hat off?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:01 PM
....your tin roof rusted?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:02 PM
...britney did do it again?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:03 PM
...I could flip right past the infomercials and not be tempted to watch the same one for the umpteenth time?
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:04 PM
...dogs were just pretending to be my best friend.
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:04 PM
...you could set it... and forget it?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:05 PM
some people were as smart as they think they are...
(And, SF, I just knew you weren't talkin' to me...
)
...you woke me up before you went went.
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:10 PM
...neck ties and panty hose had never been created?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:16 PM
...you got into an accident and you weren't wearing clean underwear?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:17 PM
dirty underwear was the accident?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:18 PM
...there were other uses for your vacuum cleaner?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:23 PM
…Fox news wasn’t fair and balanced?
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:29 PM
... all you need is love.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:30 PM
…the sun won’t come out tomorrow?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:31 PM
...gray skies aren't gonna clear up?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:33 PM
...the fat lady lost her voice?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:34 PM
...they’re not from the government and they’re not here to help?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:38 PM
...it took more than a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:39 PM
kitten shaved her tail as well as her legs?
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:39 PM
...it took a child to make a village?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:40 PM
kitten shaved her tail as well as her legs?
do i need to leave ass-balls??
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:42 PM
NO...
what if ass-balls came into vogue?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:44 PM
…all women had a pair of stilts?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:44 PM
…you were really found under a rock?
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:44 PM
...the Pillsbury Dough Boy secretly HATED being poked?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:45 PM
...Noah didn't build that ark?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:46 PM
...there were no flowers?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:47 PM
...no one ever ran out of money?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:48 PM
...people weren't self absorbed?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:50 PM
...it really isn’t going to hurt me more than it hurts you?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 05:51 PM
if there was room between the rock and a hard place?
...oral really wasn't sex?
..ifs and buts really were candies and nuts.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:18 PM
...you didn’t leave it to Beaver?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:19 PM
...MaryAnne was really the naughty one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:22 PM
...after years of being the subservient, dutiful housewife, June finally gets fed up with her pathetic existence and living in the patriarchal Cleaver household and poisons Wednesday night’s meatloaf, killing Ward, Wally, Beaver and Larry Mondello (an innocent victim who just happened to be joining the family for dinner that evening), and then hacks apart the bodies and...
...sorry, I got carried away with my twisted fantasy….
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:25 PM
...samantha turned mrs. kravitz into a goat?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:26 PM
...our head of HR wasn't the twin of Larry Tate?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:27 PM
...I really WAS born in a barn?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:28 PM
...jennifer and venus fly trap had a love-child?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:28 PM
...we were all bald.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:29 PM
…while on a camping trip in the great outdoors, an earthquake sends your little yellow raft plummeting down a huge waterfall into a land that time forgot?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:29 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! sinatra fan is very sensitive about that.....
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:30 PM
...sleestaks were not so scary?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:30 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! sinatra fan is very sensitive about that.....
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:31 PM
...you were fluent in Pakuni?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:31 PM
...you could kick a t-rex in the knee and he would fall?
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:32 PM
...there is nothing in my pocket and I really was happy to see you?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:35 PM
...Lil' Freak was really "normal"? 
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:37 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! sinatra fan is very sensitive about that.....
Gee, now how did I know that you would pounce all over that?
If I could ever get this durn hat off, you would see that I'm not bald.
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:46 PM
Sigmund's fellow seamonsters weren't always trying to get him?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:46 PM
Witchie Poo actually got the magic flute from Jimmy?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 06:48 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! sinatra fan is very sensitive about that.....
Gee, now how did I know that you would pounce all over that?
If I could ever get this durn hat off, you would see that I'm not bald.
the comb-over doesn't count. just sayin'.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 07:07 PM
…I refuse to straighten up and fly right?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 07:13 PM
...you really did get out of my dreams and into my car?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 07:18 PM
...Debbie and I were bestest of friends and I didn't have to pretend her stories were fascinating?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:05 PM
how is Debbie? I haven't heard her name mentioned in awhile? HA!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:10 PM
...pjs reall did ♥ you this much?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:35 PM
…I’m really the South Seattle groper and not the poor fool they currently have in custody?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:48 PM
...you could eat just one?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:48 PM
…Coke is not the real thing?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:51 PM
...I really wasn't freaking out because the theme song from HR Pufnstuf popped into my head this morning and then MB Guy posted about Witchiepoo and Jimmy?!
Posted By: corkygirl
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:52 PM
60 isn't the new 40??
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 08:57 PM
...you wished you weren't an oscar meyer weiner!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 09:07 PM
...I really wasn't freaking out because the theme song from HR Pufnstuf popped into my head this morning and then MB Guy posted about Witchiepoo and Jimmy?!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 09:14 PM
...I'm the only one who'll drown in my desire for you?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 09:39 PM
there was no cooler
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 10:00 PM
...crazy Joe DeBolo hadn't kicked me in the head?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 10:11 PM
...we cloned Peepers?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 10:41 PM
...all roads led to me?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 10:50 PM
...I took the fork in the road?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:08 PM
There would not be enough Wendy's Baconators(r) or BK Quad-Stackers(r) for the both of them and they would fight to the death!
And to answer PR: if there was no cooler, Bartles and Jaymes would have made no money off of high school kids in the 1980's.
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:26 PM
... Twisted Sister "took it"?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/04/08 11:47 PM
... Twisted Sister "took it"?
Then Twisted Sister probably wouldn't wanna rock.
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 01:17 AM
....Julia Child had been the British Chef?
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:14 AM
... Twisted Sister "took it"?
Then Twisted Sister probably wouldn't wanna rock.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:29 AM
...Greg did use a crossword puzzle to create a peace crane?
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:03 AM
there was no more cowbell...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 10:25 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! sinatra fan is very sensitive about that.....
Gee, now how did I know that you would pounce all over that?
If I could ever get this durn hat off, you would see that I'm not bald.
...Sinatra Fan puts his hat back on?
Nice pic, SF!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:11 AM
...sinatra fan lost his toupee?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:52 AM
...we were all born green?
Posted By: JW
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:27 PM
...everybody actually Wang-Chunged tonight?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:43 PM
...everybody was Kung-Fu fighting?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:43 PM
...those kick were fast as lightening?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:44 PM
...it was a little bit frightening?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:44 PM
...you can't get that song out of your head?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 12:55 PM
you start whistling "If You're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 01:15 PM
...I do mess with the Zohan?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 01:31 PM
. . . someone pulls Kitten's tail?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 01:43 PM
...anna got her davita? ♪
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 01:46 PM
.....the sky was green and the grass was blue, and birds flew through the earth and worms crawled around in the sky.......
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:11 PM
...anna got her davita? ♪
@ Bailey
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:13 PM
you take a sick day tomorrow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:15 PM
..this could get messy? But you don't seem to mind? Ooh don't go telling everybody, and overlook this supposed crime?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:23 PM
...nothing really matters? And love is all we need? And everything I've wanted all comes back to me?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:30 PM
....The Banana Splits theme song, "The Tra-La-La Song," wasn't Bob Marley's influence for the bridge to the Wailers' hit song "Buffalo Soldier."
As an aside, that's an awesome bit of trivia.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:33 PM
the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria sunk?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:40 PM
...everyone looked alike?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:43 PM
...chucky was an angel
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:55 PM
... Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane didn't crash.
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 02:58 PM
... Keith Richards really IS immortal.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:10 PM
...you could have your pudding even if you don't eat your meat?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:15 PM
...there were no computer viruses, trojans, malware, etc. and computers weren't slowed to a crawl by antivirus and firewalls?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:18 PM
...all we really are is dust in the wind? Ops?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... *DELETED* - 06/05/08 03:22 PM
Post deleted by BaconBoy
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:26 PM
...GD wasn't such a nerd?
...we got paid $1 for each post in the cooler?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...everthing's gonna be alright?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...we didn't have to file CTRs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...BOL's servers worked?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...I won that trip to Mexico?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...there was no concept of time?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...it really isn't all good?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...any of these submissions actually posted?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:27 PM
...my drip irrigation system doesn't work?
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:30 PM
... Robert Plant was with Pink Floyd & Roger Waters was with Led Zeppelin?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:37 PM
...Castro was the American Idol?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:39 PM
...Castro wasn't a whacked out weed head?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:39 PM
…dude didn’t look like a lady?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:41 PM
...Debbie actually came into the office to work?
Posted By: thomasj
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:42 PM
Crosby's final second shot would have gone in last night?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:42 PM
Debbie didn't do Dallas?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:47 PM
…we are all living in our own private Idaho?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:49 PM
…BaconBoy’s fascination with Debbie is really due to repressed sexual tension?
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:50 PM
My thoughts, too, old man.
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 03:51 PM
... there really were no Arizona.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:04 PM
...there was crying in baseball?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:07 PM
…a man didn’t gotta do what a man’s gotta do?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:11 PM
...my drip irrigation system doesn't work?
BB...you should consider having your "drip irrigation" checked by a licensed physician...I think there is a medication for that now...
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:12 PM
...you were your own personal Jesus...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:21 PM
everyone was deaf, dumb and blind?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:40 PM
....you said what you mean to say?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:52 PM
...the $100 bill is the new $20 bill?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:58 PM
...I got hand?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:58 PM
...my drip irrigation system doesn't work?
BB...you should consider having your "drip irrigation" checked by a licensed physician...I think there is a medication for that now...
I'm going to have to pull my old system out this weekend, do some major pruning and a bit of repotting before I can install a new system that's split to handle the excess flow.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 04:59 PM
I could retire at 45?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:00 PM
There's a joke in here about you being about 20 years too late, but I won't say it.
(ooops)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:01 PM
...I was serious far more often than I currently am?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:03 PM
...chocolate was a cure for everything.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:04 PM
...I had simply passed the bong along years ago instead of hogging it?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:05 PM
I slapped Peeps for being fresh?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:06 PM
...Bob Barker wasn't Bob Barker?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:08 PM
...Nic Cage could act?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:10 PM
Tom Cruise married Rosanne Barr?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:15 PM
...we practiced random acts of kindness because it's the right thing to do, instead of wanting publicity?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:15 PM
...Tom Cruise wasn't a little, whiny, Scientology following twerp?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:16 PM
...we ignored the celebs who weren't positive influences on society instead of stalking and reporting on their every move?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:17 PM
...we looked the other way while Team America 'took out' the annoying celebs?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:19 PM
…ham radios were made of pork?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:20 PM
..we nominated Mr. Peepers to run the world?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:20 PM
...gravy was a topping available for everything, anytime?
I took off my glasses an dthe world was really Rose Colored...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:24 PM
...lap dances were an olympic event?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:25 PM
Lil Freak lived next door to you?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:26 PM
...I could main line Cocoa Pebbles?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:28 PM
…it’s not as easy as falling off a log?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:28 PM
Lil Freak lived next door to you?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:30 PM
...Eric Cartman were president? (there would be far fewer hippies that's for sure)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:30 PM
...I still haven't found what I'm looking for?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:31 PM
...dragging toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe was not looked down upon as it is today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:31 PM
...I told you, "Relax; you can trust me?"
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:33 PM
...Spam and Campbell's Pork 'n Beans were served every day in the cafeteria?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:33 PM
you get an ulcer?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:36 PM
...if manufacturers of hot dogs had to disclose exactly what is inside each pack of hot dogs?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:37 PM
...I tried to think of 'normal' things instead of that which would generally gross people out?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:38 PM
something ever happened to Peeps? (
)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:40 PM
...I stopped purchasing adult diapers and really tried to overcome my fear of public restrooms?
Posted By: DEL
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:43 PM
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:43 PM
something ever happened to Peeps? (
)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:44 PM
…they’re not a dime a dozen?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:47 PM
...a Bulldog and a Schitzu mated?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:49 PM
...heart palpatations is my heart's way of exercising?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:51 PM
...I did try it at home even though I am not a professional?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:51 PM
....you really were the last comic standing?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:52 PM
...blondes really did have more fun?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:54 PM
...the hospital got the rectal thermometers and the regular thermometers mixed up?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:54 PM
...there were no ifs ands or buts?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:54 PM
...we all lived forever.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:55 PM
Bob Barker won't allow it
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:56 PM
...the hospital got the rectal thermometers and the regular thermometers mixed up?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:56 PM
what you don't know DOES hurt you?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:57 PM
...we could make our own money when we ran out and it wasn't against the law?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:57 PM
...we were as hard as nails?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:58 PM
...love wasn't abused as it is today?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:58 PM
...the hospital got the rectal thermometers and the regular thermometers mixed up?
I think so, I mean otherwise they could taste kind of crappy.
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 05:59 PM
...Mr T was my brother?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:00 PM
...you could eat anything you ever wanted and never never gain weight?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:01 PM
...liposuctioned fat is what McDonald's uses to cook french fries?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:02 PM
it wasn't good till the last drop?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:02 PM
...you could turn back time and start over?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:04 PM
...it was as good for me as it was for you?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:07 PM
...you conquered all your fears?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:10 PM
...I would give you love if you turned the key?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:10 PM
...it's not as easy as A-B-C?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:11 PM
...I do need it like a hole in the head?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:14 PM
...mama doesn't have a squeeze box and Daddy sleeps at night?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:15 PM
...Shepherd's Pie actually contained real shepherd?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:16 PM
...you didn't have to whisper in the library?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:19 PM
....compliance was easy?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:19 PM
....life wasn't so complicated?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:20 PM
you could use any word you wanted in the cooler.
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:20 PM
...age didn't matter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:29 PM
…I’m lying, but not dying?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:30 PM
...3 minutes was considered to be a long time?
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:34 PM
...I didn't need a Brain, A Heart, the Nerve
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:34 PM
...If there really is NO tomorrow
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:34 PM
...3 minutes was considered to be a long time?
Are you asking us, or Mrs. Peepers?
ZING!
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:35 PM
...Things don't happen at the drop of pin
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:35 PM
...I would NOT die trying
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:36 PM
...Everything DOESN'T happen for a reason
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:36 PM
…everything really did taste better on a Ritz?
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:37 PM
...It isn't really as easy as riding a bike
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:38 PM
...there really was a genie in a bottle?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:39 PM
...you could always be high on life without someone asking if you were on drugs?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:41 PM
..the Adams' family was your next door neighbor?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:41 PM
...cousin It fell in love with you?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:42 PM
...cigarettes were never made?
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:43 PM
...Gladys Knight didn't have any pimps (oh, pips!!)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:44 PM
...3 minutes was considered to be a long time?
Are you asking us, or Mrs. Peepers?
ZING!
She knows better than to expect miracles. Baby steps first.
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:52 PM
...People could actually think before they speak
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:53 PM
...my drip irrigation system doesn't work?
BB...you should consider having your "drip irrigation" checked by a licensed physician...I think there is a medication for that now...
I'm going to have to pull my old system out this weekend, do some major pruning and a bit of repotting before I can install a new system that's split to handle the excess flow.
Major pruning?? Is that when you stay in the pool too long?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:54 PM
....he really was that in to you?
...compliance was better than sex?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:55 PM
...the colors of the rainbow were earth tones and not pastels?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:55 PM
...God was a she?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 06:58 PM
…everything had to be clear and conspicuous?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:00 PM
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:01 PM
...I actually thought about what it was I was going to say or post instead of saying or posting the first thing that pops in my head?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:02 PM
...I hadn't eaten so much paste as a child?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:10 PM
...I wasn’t cursed with rugged good looks, a Greek God’s body, outstanding personal hygiene and delusional thoughts?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:11 PM
...the mute button on the remote worked on my wife too?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:11 PM
…I take a ticking but keep on licking?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:14 PM
...I wasn't continually mistaken for the missing link by the science community?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:15 PM
...what if Mr. Peepers was my long lost father?
Thursday was really Friday.....
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:18 PM
...the scent of my feet is what feet should smell like?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:18 PM
....Chicken of the Sea was really chicken?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:19 PM
...donkeys insult other donkeys by calling them Camilla?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:19 PM
...what if Mr. Peepers was my long lost father?
...what if it was LilFreak?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:21 PM
...the Suzuki Samurai was the Cadillac of Jeeps?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:23 PM
...nobody cared if you wore plaids and polka dots?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:26 PM
...the light at the end of the tunnel was really bright?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:28 PM
...there wasn't an end to the tunnel?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:31 PM
...what if Mr. Peepers was my long lost father?
...what if it was LilFreak?
Posted By: Pickles
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:31 PM
...what if Gerry Garcia didn't die?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:32 PM
…I will take no for an answer?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:33 PM
...what if Mr. Peepers was my long lost father?
...what if it was LilFreak?
that'll work
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:35 PM
...today wasn't the first day of the rest of your life?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 07:51 PM
...what if Gerry Garcia didn't die?
He's still alive in the freezer section of your local grocery store (but he's changed his name to Cherry).
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:00 PM
...a BK Stacker was good for you?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:01 PM
...they banned pork rinds?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:03 PM
...bacon became the new health craze?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:03 PM
...the sky really was falling?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:05 PM
...i had plenty of work to do?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:11 PM
...BOLer understood the importance of capitalization of certain pronouns?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:11 PM
i retired from the Mod squad.
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:15 PM
:::glaring snarkily at bb:::
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:18 PM
...certain BOLers graduated from social high school and didn't act like juvenile delinquents?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:31 PM
...I could get the CHips tune outta my head.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:40 PM
...I could eat this whole bag of chips without feeling full?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:52 PM
...BOLer understood the importance of capitalization of certain pronouns?
And plural nouns!
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:54 PM
...you could have your cake and eat it too?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 08:56 PM
...certain BOLers graduated from social high school and didn't act like juvenile delinquents?
that hurt
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:05 PM
…one size did fit all?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:06 PM
...I've gotcha where I want you and now I'm gonna eat you?
Posted By: Bones
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:07 PM
....Burger King went bankrupt and had to shut all of its doors?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:14 PM
…I actually did fit in?
...people really did care?
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:19 PM
....if pigs could fly?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:25 PM
...Baracky chooses Hilldery as his running mate, will they collectively be referred to as the empty pantsuit?
...Barak chose Hillary as his running mate, would they be the change the pantsuit?
...that dress really didn't make you look fat
if I people actually started giving rats arces....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:39 PM
...people stopped taking me so seriously?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:41 PM
...the "pee pee dance" became the latest club trend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:42 PM
..TE and I gave dancing instructions on the latest club trend?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:47 PM
...once you popped, you could stop?
Posted By: buggs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 09:58 PM
...America really was declining?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 10:08 PM
...Mike Portnoy stopped spitting while playing drums?
Posted By: buggs
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 10:20 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 10:30 PM
...BOLer understood the importance of capitalization of certain pronouns?
And plural nouns!
Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 10:58 PM
…you did try to teach your grandma to suck eggs?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:01 PM
...Mike Portnoy stopped spitting while playing drums?
John Petrucci puts plexi-glass over his amps because Mike Portnoy is known as "The Camel."
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:12 PM
…the proof is not in the pudding?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:13 PM
…you are caught with your pants up instead of down?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/05/08 11:22 PM
…you put a sock in it and it turned out to be an enhancement?
[hello ladies...]
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:15 AM
...the cow crossed the road instead of the chicken?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:39 AM
people never stopped asking these silly questions?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:45 AM
...this is the song the never ends?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:49 AM
it goes on and on my friend?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:39 AM
...Elvis hasn't left the building?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:05 AM
there is ice on mars?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:26 AM
...I made it worth your while?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:29 AM
the shout box sticks around
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:14 AM
everyone didn't poop?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:34 PM
...cars couldn't go faster than 30 mph?
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:38 PM
...cars couldn't go faster than 30 mph?
That would suck!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:45 PM
...donuts were health food?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:51 PM
fried foods were diet foods?
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 12:57 PM
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 01:01 PM
i've never had a krislykreme dnout!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 01:03 PM
::what???::
there wasn't a Braille sign on the electrical room door?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 01:07 PM
(we don't have those up here.
)
...there wasn't braille on the drive thru atm?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:08 PM
...there were no women?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:09 PM
(you'd be tired, fo sho!)
...there were no moderators?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:10 PM
...pale didn't love the grief we gals give him?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:27 PM
...Bailey didn't look like one of those Robert Palmer women?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:29 PM
what if i do?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 02:31 PM
....Bailey was a Palmer women lookalike, wouldn't the GL just die?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:17 PM
...NASCAR races had a halftime and they switched directions?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:25 PM
...Milky Way candy bars were as big as the galaxy they're named after?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:34 PM
...NASCAR races had a halftime and they switched directions?
(
and instead of picking somebody from the crowd to shoot a free-throw or kick a field goal for a free cruise...they let them get in a race car and race around the track to beat a pre-determined time!!!!)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:35 PM
…being told you are cute as a bug's ear is really a slam?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 03:54 PM
...you could be knee-high to a grasshopper?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:06 PM
...we all worked naked?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:06 PM
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:10 PM
…instead of facing the music, I just kinda backed into it?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:11 PM
...the ends don't justify the means?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:12 PM
…it’s supposedly finger lickin' good, but you don’t know where those fingers have been and who’s been licking them?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:46 PM
the music really died?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 04:53 PM
....the world really was flat?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:03 PM
there really were good people in Pennsylvania?
Posted By: thomasj
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:16 PM
there really were good people in Pennsylvania?
Watch it PR.....
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:19 PM
...TJ moderated PR? (oh, what fun!!!!
)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:27 PM
…you are least but not last?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:29 PM
there really were good people in Pennsylvania?
Watch it PR.....
Ditto!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:30 PM
...things in the mirror aren't closer than they appear?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:40 PM
...enough is not enough?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:47 PM
...the pot calls the kettle red?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 05:57 PM
...cats were edible?
...Pennsylvania ah, well, nevermind..................
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 06:16 PM
(cats are edible. duh.)
...the tree threw the apple rather than letting it fall?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 06:36 PM
...the apple didn't "fall" far from tree?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 06:37 PM
...I wore a wig, would I be referred to as Snake?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 06:58 PM
…there’s plenty of room to swing a cat?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:00 PM
...today was Monday?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:02 PM
...snickers didn't satisfy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:04 PM
…you are playing with a full deck but still crazy?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:06 PM
...doing that really DID cause blindness????
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:09 PM
...doing that really DID cause hair to grow????
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:12 PM
.....everyday was Saturday!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:27 PM
...dusty springfield was a man?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:31 PM
. . . Joyce Kilmer and Evelyn Waugh had been women?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:34 PM
...sf had hair?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:36 PM
kitten was down at the bottom and wide?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:38 PM
...pale picked on someone his own size age?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:38 PM
Yeah, well, if you don't
do a certain thing . . .
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 07:39 PM
Yeah, well, if you don't
do a certain thing . . .
LOLoad!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:25 PM
...the Magic 8-Ball really gave bogus answers to your questions?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:29 PM
...everyone stuttered?
everyone had two left feet?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:33 PM
…she isn’t a brick house?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:35 PM
...big girls DO cry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:36 PM
…there is only one way to skin a cat?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:37 PM
...you gave it another thought?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:38 PM
…you put on your thinking cap backwards?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:39 PM
...we aren't dust in the wind?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:41 PM
...it takes more than two to tango?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:42 PM
...we were on hard street?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:43 PM
...nobody played the fool?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:44 PM
..daddy did take the T-bird away?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:45 PM
....we knew who put the bop in bop-she-bop?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:46 PM
.....I could find my ding-a-ling?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:46 PM
...all isn't forgiven?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:49 PM
…a picture paints only a hundred words?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:51 PM
...it wasn't wrong to drink and drive?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:55 PM
…a leopard can change his spots?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 08:56 PM
...you couldn't taste the sensation?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:00 PM
...we had to complete risk assessments for every aspect of our lives?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:30 PM
.....I could find my ding-a-ling?
Ohhhh PR, you make it too easy.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:47 PM
...Bobby Brown was considered normal and his wife was a peach?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:51 PM
...a cow shrank when it got wet like leather?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:52 PM
...crack wasn't whack?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:52 PM
...she banged?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:52 PM
...bacon really was a health food?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:56 PM
...you could drive like you do in Grand Theft Auto?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:56 PM
...God considers this one big version of Sims?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:57 PM
...you found out what your dog was thinking about?
Posted By: buggs
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:58 PM
...you woke up tomorrow morning and found out you were still in the 4th Grade and your entire life to this point had only been a dream?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 09:59 PM
...you did follow the rainbow and get the pot of gold?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:01 PM
...nightly news showed more like an episode of Jerry Springer?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:03 PM
...Campbell's changed their slogan to "Holy sh*t...that's good"?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:12 PM
...Campbell's changed their slogan to "Holy sh*t...that's good"?
or "Campbell's soup, it ain't too freakin' bad. I mean it's not quite food but it's more than a friggin' drink!"
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:20 PM
...Lucky Charms aren't magically delicious?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 10:34 PM
...your cougar mother was dating your best friend?
Posted By: buggs
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 11:07 PM
...if I could see through your eyes and the color you see as red, I see as green. That would be awesome.
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 11:10 PM
...we really are in the Matrix???
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 11:37 PM
...Campbell's changed their slogan to "Holy sh*t...that's good"?
I say start a petition. You SO have my signature!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 11:38 PM
…the Chlamydia you got in Vegas did not actually stay in Vegas?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/06/08 11:42 PM
...the dancer's name in Vegas was Chlamydia?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 02:08 AM
...she gave you something so you'll always remember her?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 02:08 AM
...love isn't like oxygen?
...trix really were for rabbits?
...Johnny finaly found certainty?
...Mick Jagger and Stephen Perry stopped getting botox injections in their lips?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 03:34 PM
...Tony the Tiger was Great.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 07:11 PM
...the Scorpions were here to rock you like a mild tropical storm?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 07:11 PM
...the Who could explain?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 07:11 PM
...the Who could only see for a couple of feet?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 07:14 PM
...Cygnus X-1 was not the Rocinante's final flight?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/07/08 07:15 PM
...Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me? For ME? For MEEEEEEE?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 01:09 AM
...I lived next door to a murderer and had to give them social lessons?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 01:20 AM
...size really does matter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 05:04 PM
...Toys 'Rn't Us?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 09:56 PM
...you don't light up my life?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 10:19 PM
...they don't like me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/08/08 11:53 PM
...Internet confessions stood up in court?
Posted By: #Just Jay
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 12:53 AM
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 01:03 AM
...we're really NOT alone on this planet?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 01:38 AM
SweetiPi's didn't cost $8,826????
...Obama really was the obamamessiah
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:52 AM
...I woke up in the Amityville House and found myself completely at peace?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:57 AM
...OJ had found "the real killers" while playing all those rounds of golf?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 11:02 AM
Giada's head shrunk?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 11:25 AM
it didn't rain after I get my car washed?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 01:12 PM
.....cars repelled dirt so they never needed to be washed?!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 02:31 PM
...it actually rained in Downtown Phoenix?!?!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 02:36 PM
...we all won the lottery?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 02:42 PM
...having random physical encounters was how we greeted strangers?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 02:45 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 02:51 PM
...those who practiced monogamy were considered freaks?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:07 PM
...you were me and I was you?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:31 PM
...nothing really matters and love is all we need?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:36 PM
...scientists could engineer even bigger pigs? (there would be more and hopefully cheaper, bacon)
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 03:39 PM
.....love really meant never having to say you're sorry?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 05:19 PM
…choosy mothers don’t choose Jif?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 05:22 PM
...daddy drinks because you cry?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 06:03 PM
...there was "crying" in baseball?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 06:04 PM
...'Lil Freak didn't make us LOLoad at least once every day?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 06:56 PM
.................................................................I never got tired of holding down this key??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:00 PM
…hard work did kill someone?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:00 PM
…the blind really are leading the blind?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:02 PM
....LilFreak really does reside in the psych ward?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:02 PM
.....and DQ really is in that nice, toasty, place?????
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:08 PM
......Bugs Bunny (BOL Style) really was a rabbit?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:08 PM
...Ms. B really was a bisquit???
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:13 PM
...Pooh (The Bear) stopped smoking wacky tabacky for the afternoon?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:27 PM
…I don’t want to excuse your French?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:34 PM
...strangers really do have the best candy?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:40 PM
...running with scissors is good for you?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:44 PM
...I really were an Oscar Meyer Weiner?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 07:48 PM
...I convinced you it doesn't really happen to a lot of people and it will be a problem in the future, because you're not that interesting outside of the sheets?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 08:05 PM
.......If Bacon Boy really were made of Bacon and became a Bacon SuperHero?????
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 08:06 PM
......kitten really was a cute, cuddly little kitty kat who ate guppies for dinner?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 08:13 PM
.......If Bacon Boy really were made of Bacon and became a Bacon SuperHero?????
What if he teamed up with Lettuce Man and Tomato Girl?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 08:13 PM
...Pooh (The Bear) was best friends with Tigger and the were always on the hunt for honey?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 08:17 PM
.......If Bacon Boy really were made of Bacon and became a Bacon SuperHero?????
What if he teamed up with Lettuce Man and Tomato Girl?
Hmmm...only problem with that is Lettuce Man wilts under pressure and is prone to leafing the scene, and Tomato Girl was recently accused of causing explosive diarrhea and treacherous stomach cramps.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 09:05 PM
...my burps didn't taste like onion rings?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/09/08 10:10 PM
...your nightmares are real?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 10:21 AM
...I can't get by with a little help from my friends?
...there was a mountain high enough?
...I really did belong in that home?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 11:15 AM
...you really are what you eat?
...if kitten was really a puppy?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 11:38 AM
......DQ really was an angel?
......it snowed in the summer and rained in the winter?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 12:32 PM
...you had all the money in the world?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 12:39 PM
....Bacon Boy had all the pork products in the world?
....there really was a stairway to heaven?
....you really could climb the beanstalk?
...Kobe actually played ball instead of just crying about how many times they call fouls on him that wouldn't have been called on Michael Jordan?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 12:46 PM
...today was spelled tewsdee?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 12:49 PM
...you had no meetings on your calendar for today, so you were actually going to get paid to do nothing all day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 01:38 PM
Sweet dreams aren't made of this ?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 01:40 PM
the cooler only existed in your dreams?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 01:55 PM
...the pup realized she wasn't actually a goat and didn't grind my last nerve whining and pacing each waking minute to go outside and leap and jump on every square inch of the stone wall?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 02:18 PM
bailey was really a boy?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 02:33 PM
Bailey isn't a boy???
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 02:38 PM
...I became vegan?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 02:40 PM
what if BB was really a Broccoli Boy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 02:44 PM
...PR wasn't really the father of Rizzo and BB?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 05:47 PM
...Heaven really was a place on Earth?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 06:14 PM
we really are east of Eden?
Posted By: DEL
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 06:20 PM
.....Someone actually told my achy breaky heart!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 07:01 PM
...you had no meetings on your calendar for today, so you were actually going to get paid to do nothing all day?
Actually more meetings increases the likelihood of getting paid to do nothing.
What if you could check out any time you like but you really could never leave?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 07:19 PM
..."black magic woman" was banned as offensive to african americans, wicans, and women?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 07:36 PM
...tomorrow never comes?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 07:39 PM
…it’s not lonely at the top?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 07:52 PM
...happiness was an option?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:00 PM
...sometimes you feel like a nut?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:00 PM
...you got chocolate in my peanut butter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:02 PM
...…looks actually could kill?
Posted By: MB Guy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:03 PM
Buffy and Jody really disliked Mr. French?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:06 PM
...mrs beesley came alive at night and smacked buffy around?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:07 PM
...Mr. French slept with Mrs. Beasley?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:09 PM
...kittens had puppies and puppies had kittens?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:10 PM
...Ginger was really a dude????
Posted By: iAutomate
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 08:12 PM
...teen spirit did smell?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 09:06 PM
...you COULD eat "just one"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 09:32 PM
...I can smile without you?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 09:33 PM
...the bluest skies you've ever seen aren't in Seattle?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 09:34 PM
...everyone doesn't know it's Slinky?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 10:35 PM
.....the work week was Saturday and Sunday and the weekend was Monday through Friday?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 11:17 PM
...we nominated LaBankerGal are Queen of the World?
Posted By: Dip
Re: What if... - 06/10/08 11:46 PM
....the tip of my tounge was like a toothpick?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 12:41 AM
....the ocean was really a giant margarita?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 12:59 AM
....the ocean was really a giant margarita?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 01:30 AM
...we could watch Lifetime movies all day long?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:59 AM
...we could sleep in every morning?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 03:03 AM
...I didn't have to worry that, while playing UNO with my friends, I would lose all the green cards?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 10:59 AM
cold pizza wasn't for breakfast?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 12:49 PM
....you really never could go home again?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 01:09 PM
...you really did marry the boy next door?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 01:24 PM
......baseball, hotdogs and apple pie were really all that you needed.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:01 PM
...there really was a "happily ever after"?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:03 PM
all I wanted was just a little bit more?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:09 PM
.....it was all fun and games until someone lost and eye?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:25 PM
guns only shot water?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:52 PM
...love will keep us together?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:52 PM
...I could eat a Mexican breakfast without any "complications"?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 02:53 PM
...I could eat Mexican food and all the coke I wanted?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 03:58 PM
…it’s not the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 03:59 PM
…the devil didn’t go down to Georgia?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 05:06 PM
....Mayberry was really Julyberry?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 05:30 PM
...men had to shave their legs, do their hair, put on makeup and watch their figures and women didn't?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:14 PM
...God didn't so love the world?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:16 PM
...Santa Claus really DIDN'T exist???
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:16 PM
...we woke up each morning wondering if we were going to eat today or where we would sleep that night?
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:34 PM
men understood women?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:43 PM
…I didn’t hear it through the grapevine?
[you were blogged]
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 06:43 PM
(things would go a lot smoother!)
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 08:53 PM
The Indians won the World Series!
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 08:53 PM
cigarettes were good for you!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:07 PM
buffets were free?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:09 PM
...all you can eat buffets truly were all you can eat and not some snarky manager's interpretation of all you can eat?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:20 PM
men could wear those pants made for pregnant ladies?
Posted By: Angel Eyes
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:27 PM
...they could actually stop fighting about politics for one day?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:37 PM
…everything does tastes better with dog hair in it?
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:39 PM
.. Elvis is really alive?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/11/08 09:45 PM
we really did go skinny dipping?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/12/08 12:34 AM
...you could believe it's not butter?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/12/08 01:39 AM
my bonnie did lie over the ocean?
Posted By: pjs
Re: What if... - 06/12/08 12:04 PM
you really were nice enough and did visit us Ohio peeps as you sped past us ignoring us all?
...Obama really had substance behind his hope and change platform?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/20/08 10:04 PM
…instead of pulling the wool over someone's eyes you just threw salt in them?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 12:05 AM
....Lil Freak lived next door?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 12:56 AM
...I really do live next to you? I'm watching you right now with my binoculars!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 01:24 AM
...I was video taping 'Lil Freak watching Audit_gal with binoculars and opened a live feed on a website?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 01:56 AM
...I were caught with my pants down (again)?
[BB--you FREAK!]
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 05:34 PM
... I knew all along I was being recorded?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/21/08 06:57 PM
...I knew 'Lil Freak knew I was video taping and live feeding him while Audit_gal knew 'Lil Freak was watching her through binoculars and she also knew I was videoing the whole thing the entire time and I was eating a pork sandwich from Tiny's or the Country Dip (former employer) and no one really cared because what was happening was going to make us stars. Well, that and all the fried food I've been chowing down gave me an apple bottom and that made me more popular on craigslist but we won't go there because...shucks, I've said too much!
Posted By: Ops
Re: What if... - 06/22/08 02:39 AM
.... Bob Dylan had never been born.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/22/08 03:27 AM
somebody else owned Ops
Posted By: deppfan
Re: What if... - 06/22/08 04:57 AM
...God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 01:13 PM
...Bailey really is a lemon drop?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 01:23 PM
....TE really is a cowgirl?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 01:25 PM
...PR wasn't delusional this early in the morning?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 01:30 PM
...Happy Gilmore is that kind of guy?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 02:14 PM
Texas had 4 seasons
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 03:33 PM
@ PR (dressed up like Shoeless Joe Jackson)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 03:35 PM
What if you have no idea who that is?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 03:56 PM
..peeps had no knowledge of the history of baseball?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 07:36 PM
...I brought sexy back?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:19 PM
I decided to take a ride over to west Texas this weekend?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:26 PM
...I could figure out how to create a formula where I am looking for the interest rate adjustment by taking the initial deposit times the term to equal the penalty we're repaying within the CD?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:31 PM
...I had a life
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:31 PM
...I wasn't such a tool
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:32 PM
...I could say no to seconds, thirds and fourths
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:33 PM
...I wasn't the tool box?
Posted By: Quadspapa
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:44 PM
...the quads grow up to be a USA bob-sled team?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:46 PM
...I was the Master of the Universe?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:53 PM
...we did meet each other in a dark alley?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:56 PM
...the glove DID fit?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:59 PM
...the raincoat didn't fit?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 08:59 PM
...Pete Rose had just admitted he bet on baseball?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:01 PM
...rose scented lotion was discontinued
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:04 PM
...there was no pine tar for sticks?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:05 PM
I decided to take a ride over to west Texas this weekend?
Why in the name of scenery would you want to do that??? (I can say that...I'm from West Texas!!)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:06 PM
...this darned day would END already!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:37 PM
...I decided to ride west no further than Killeen?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:39 PM
I hadn't let my jealousy get the better of me?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:41 PM
...I still had my sheriff's badge?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:43 PM
...my brother checked his PM's
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:46 PM
...pa was sad that he had no PMs from his fruit?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:51 PM
...I knew how to design a dashboard for risk management???
Posted By: Becka Marr
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 09:53 PM
...Pale actually received PMs from produce?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 10:27 PM
...this stupid ceiling didn't rattle all damn day?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 10:37 PM
...that sandwich did agree with me?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 10:50 PM
...we didn't have to do a risk assessment for every &#@$ thing!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 10:56 PM
..beer wasn't fattening?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 10:58 PM
I can answer this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd weigh A LOT less
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 11:00 PM
::chuckles::
...beer actually made you lose weight?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 11:04 PM
::chuckles::
...beer actually made you lose weight?
I can answer this one too!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd be the happiest person on Earth!
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 06/27/08 11:31 PM
::chuckles::
...beer actually made you lose weight?
I can answer this one too!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd be the happiest person on Earth!
It would be even better if this "what if" theory also worked for wine, tequila, gin........
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 06/28/08 12:02 AM
...I decided to ride west no further than Killeen?
I'd wave
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 06/30/08 06:26 PM
…the handwriting on the wall is by a physician and you can’t make heads or tails out of what it says?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 04:38 PM
…when you said Budweiser, you didn’t say it all?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 05:39 PM
...some of our regularly scheduled mods (PR, DQ, TR, TJ) were replace by Cheekee, Lil Freak, Texas Emerald, and Audit Guy?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 05:41 PM
@ kitten
Someone spiked your milk today girl!
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 05:42 PM
...we added Baconboy and Mr. Peepers to that list?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 05:44 PM
...and bailey. and ms. b.
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/01/08 11:13 PM
...complacency and apathy in the work place were punishable by a snap in forehead with a rubberband?
just sayin...
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 12:10 AM
vodka was a good substitute for veggies?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 01:24 AM
...beer counted as a whole grain?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 03:41 PM
I could blink my eyes and it was 5pm???
Posted By: East Texas
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 04:18 PM
two-year olds were in charge of the world? (OMG, they ARE!!)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 05:53 PM
men had to wear spike heeled shoes to work everyday?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 07:52 PM
if's and and's were pots and pans.........?
(I love spiked strappy heels, did I ever tell you that ?)
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 08:02 PM
...no one were allowed to schedule calls/meetings at 4pm in the afternoon?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 08:13 PM
...the loud people didn't congregate in your hallway while you were on a call/meeting at 4pm?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 08:45 PM
Harry would respond to his PM...
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 09:40 PM
I grew up and acted responsibly?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 10:03 PM
...PR didn't get cranky after his 2:00 PM nap?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/02/08 10:14 PM
...you really could get what you wanted/ordered at McDonald's?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 10:24 AM
What if fat was good and lean was bad?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 10:46 AM
(then i'd be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 12:56 PM
(then i'd be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!)
Me too
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 01:33 PM
...Patrice could get japanese beetle relief?
Posted By: East Texas
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 02:37 PM
someone had not looked at the udders of a cow and said "I think I'll squeeze those and drink whatever comes out...."?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 03:04 PM
we worked the weekends and got weekdays off?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 04:48 PM
we worked the weekends and got weekdays off?
Then the Loverboy song would go ♪
Everybody's workin' for the weekdays... ♪
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 04:54 PM
I would love to learn that tune!!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:15 PM
What if the BOL coolies began tipping PR but he "forgot" to report the income on his tax return?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:17 PM
..some posters (say me for instance) misunderstood "tipping PR" to mean flying down to Texas to push an old man over?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:19 PM
...BOL censored only the seven words you can never say on television (I mean really, censoring a certain Hostess snack cake???)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:19 PM
What if I thought that was hysterical!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:31 PM
...BOL censored only the seven words you can never say on television (I mean really, censoring a certain Hostess snack cake???)
Freak, the plural (Ding Dongs) is OK, you just can't refer to them singularly (Ding [censored]).
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/03/08 05:32 PM
twinkie is censored, I didn't know that!!!!
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 07/05/08 02:06 AM
...I met one of you at Audit School Monday?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/05/08 02:11 AM
my name is Perry and I run the school?
Posted By: Blessed
Re: What if... - 07/05/08 02:15 AM
..pale knew what he was talking about?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/05/08 02:19 AM
:snickers:
....audit girls really could read maps?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 03:15 PM
…I don’t love you more today than yesterday?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 03:17 PM
...the building maintenance didn't keep the thermostat on 65?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 03:35 PM
...'jug' fishing was really something else?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 03:52 PM
Peeps ever lost his sense of humor?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 06:01 PM
...I could just stay at home instead of going back to work after lunch?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 06:35 PM
...someone actually shaved a dog's butt and taught it to walk backwards?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/07/08 06:44 PM
...pots and pans were if and ands, and we didn't need tinkers?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 10:05 AM
PR made sense?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:19 PM
...DQ was close enough to slap on the botton every so often!?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:32 PM
PR stopped making inappropriate sexual references?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:32 PM
if I MAWed him?
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:36 PM
jugs.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:37 PM
Huh??
Bailey didn't wear a helmet after all?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:44 PM
...jugs were on biceps?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:45 PM
PR stopped making inappropriate sexual references?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 01:56 PM
..east coast posters weren't so weird?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 02:10 PM
...old guys from texas weren't so weird?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 02:44 PM
..women didn't like cats so much?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 02:47 PM
...men stopped scratching their "nether-regions" so much?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 02:55 PM
...it really was just a dream?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:04 PM
...you didn't have doo doo in one hand and wishes in the other?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:06 PM
I didn't work with crazy people?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:09 PM
...you really can polish a turd?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:24 PM
..we could run away and join the circus?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:32 PM
...we could take a field trip to Brenham and go to the Blue Bell factory?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:35 PM
..we would give in to all temptations?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 03:36 PM
..we would give in to all temptations?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 04:30 PM
...tours at Blue Bell cost money?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:07 PM
....you footed the bill?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:07 PM
you don't know what a blue bell is?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:09 PM
TE was the only one who knew what the blue bell factory is?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:10 PM
...east coasters could taste the best ice cream in the world?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:13 PM
...texans weren't so arrogant?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:20 PM
::hey now my little fuzzy friend...watch the sweeping generalizations...
::
...Blue Bell took over the country and became the ice cream of choice for everyone?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:25 PM
DQ kicked PR in the rear?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:30 PM
DQ kicked PR in the rear?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:31 PM
::They sure are pointy, too::
PR was afraid of the DQ?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:45 PM
....i altered my previous post to reflect that i only meant texans who are really old men?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:48 PM
...one day, me and kitten and DQ all teamed up against ol' Pale?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:52 PM
we could knock him silly?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:53 PM
I think he's already there DQ...execute plan B
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 05:55 PM
gotcha
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 06:05 PM
We all lived in a yellow submarine?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:12 PM
...these silly BOL girls got the spanking they so richly deserve?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:15 PM
...spankings were fun? :one eyebrow raised smiley:
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:16 PM
...PR was overthrown by the silly BOL girls? :evil smiley:
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:27 PM
..the BOLiladies thought they had some control over anything?!?!?!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:28 PM
...the old rickety BOL male-mods realized they had control of nothing?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:28 PM
..the BOLiladies thought they had some control over anything?!?!?!
the BOLiBOYS realized they had no control!!! ::insert evil grin here::
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 07:36 PM
...we realized there is no hope for meaningful communication?
Posted By: Miss Chee
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:12 PM
Either coast you've got to try Beard Papa's cream puffs.
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:14 PM
...there were never any more political threads?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:15 PM
...we only posted stuff that sounded dirty, but wasn't? (oh wait... one of the mods already does that...)
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:35 PM
jugs.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:44 PM
...if biceps were jugs?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 08:48 PM
...there was a 24 hour all jugs, all the time channel on cable?
...our mouths were on the backs of our necks, causing us to chew by moving our head back and down?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 09:05 PM
...Mr. Peeps got the Playboy channel?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 09:17 PM
...it waited to start raining until after I get home instead of during my commute?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/08/08 09:22 PM
...twinkies weren't the perfect food?
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 12:02 AM
...pizza IS the perfect food?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:32 AM
::high five La::
That's what
I was thinking too!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 10:32 AM
Man of Steel was really made of jello?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 11:49 AM
...spending $100 at the grocery store meant there was actually food in the house for lunch?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:12 PM
...DQ's avi was actually poking PR?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:15 PM
...TE's avi put some clothes on?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:17 PM
...kitten whonked her duck too hard?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:20 PM
...we all had blue avatars for a day?
(nice tag, TE
)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:23 PM
....i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
(thanks...seemed to go with the cow's attitude...
)
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:23 PM
...kitten catches her tail?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:26 PM
...TE had a cow that danced?
Posted By: TINKerBell
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:30 PM
...kitten's avi fell over dizzy from all that spinnin?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:32 PM
...bol ladies made sense for a change!
:runs out:
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:33 PM
...PR's horse started running and running and running?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:34 PM
....if someone was hiding out in the parking lot for ol' man PR today...
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 01:35 PM
...and that someone had slashed his tires?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:02 PM
...everyone could get in and out of a department head meeting in less than 30 minutes?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:06 PM
there were no department heads, period?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:07 PM
..the chillun' in the Cooler didn't get so worked up over things they cannot control (like other people's opinions), but it's so horking cute at times that it could be priceless.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:07 PM
...mice carried a grudge and remembered exactly who fired upon them?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:16 PM
...mice carried a .44 Magnum?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:20 PM
...cows had udders?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:21 PM
...people appreciated cows that are udderless?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:33 PM
...people tolerated those who are different from themselves?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:52 PM
...women would serve more watermelon?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 03:54 PM
...everybody had a dancing avatar and it made us all so happy we actually got along?!?!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:04 PM
something happened to Serutan?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:10 PM
...we all became someone else for a day?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:15 PM
...who we thought was Dooby really wasn't Dooby?
Posted By: TB 12
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:37 PM
...we all posted real pics of ourselves (follow my lead)
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:41 PM
...you all laughed at my pigtails?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 04:54 PM
(i would never laugh at your pigtails!)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 05:13 PM
...DoobyDoobyDateMe's avitar wasn't going to give me nightmares?
(unfortunately, I think it's unavoidable)
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 05:14 PM
...Silverback's post didn't make me LOLoaf?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:21 PM
...DoobyDoobyDateMe's mother had been warned about the dangers of utilizing a discount sperm bank?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:24 PM
...DoobyDoobyDateMe was an accident?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:25 PM
...fat man's spandex exploded?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:27 PM
...I was your donor?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:29 PM
...I was your daughter?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:31 PM
...now you have something to look forward to as you age?
[...and I don't mean just my sense of style...
♪ That’s all you wanted, something special,
Someone sacred in your life
Just for one moment, to be warm and naked
At my side ♪]
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:32 PM
...I used to hold you in my hand and call you "kitten" before depositing you in the plastic cup?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:44 PM
...Earth wasn't round???
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:45 PM
...I looked up at you, right in the eye, and called you "Fat Man in Spandex"?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 06:52 PM
...I looked up at you, right in the eye, and called you "Fat Man in Spandex"?
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:02 PM
....we all looked alike!!
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:02 PM
...you only had one eye?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:05 PM
...good times didn't have to end?
Posted By: TINKerBell
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:06 PM
...everyone but me has gone mad?
.... magnums were big enough
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:13 PM
...I'm not sure to which eye you are implying?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:18 PM
...I am referring to the one right there, in the middle of your head?
Posted By: A_G
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:21 PM
.... magnums weren't big enough
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:23 PM
…insemination with thawed sperm increases the likelihood of having an abnormal child?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:24 PM
...i was really cold all the time?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:32 PM
...someone found out that I have an uncontrollable attraction to rolly polly spandex men?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:34 PM
...I could say "You Cow!" to DDM and it wouldn't be an insult?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:38 PM
...i was really cold all the time?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:39 PM
...I could say "You Cow!" to DDM and it wouldn't be an insult?
at DDDMe
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:39 PM
...someone found out that I have an uncontrollable attraction to rolly polly spandex men?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:42 PM
super size me big boy
Posted By: *nUnZeO*
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:44 PM
whoaa getin kind of hot in hera
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:45 PM
...I brought you a Big Gulp?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:51 PM
...if I told you they were only 69 cents?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 07:52 PM
...that was not on sale?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:08 PM
..I had to clean up your act?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:08 PM
...you got a rash from that?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:37 PM
...this site moved faster than molasses???
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:38 PM
...I could push a button and be done editing other people's procedures?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:39 PM
...the only thing trying my patience this afternoon was this server????????
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:46 PM
....the only thing on trial was being short (with each other)?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:49 PM
...i'm not short. i'm 5'6".
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:51 PM
..it was time to go and i got to go home and have a Cold Refreshing Adult Beverage (aka CRAB)?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:54 PM
…I’m not much to look at, but you should see the size of my feet?[…and you know what they say… ]
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 08:59 PM
...dddMe's crab was a disease?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 09:52 PM
…I’m not much to look at, but you should see the size of my feet?[…and you know what they say… ]
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 09:53 PM
...no one really knew who anyone was?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 09:55 PM
::I know who you are, you little minx! Who else matters?
::
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 09:57 PM
heheheheheheh
...we all went to the bar and got C.R.A.B.s?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 10:03 PM
...the BOL server moved faster than a glacier?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 10:27 PM
...it started pouring vodka?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 10:28 PM
…I’m not much to look at, but you should see the size of my feet?[…and you know what they say… ]
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 10:30 PM
Posted By: Tigg
Re: What if... - 07/09/08 11:08 PM
...LF always said exactly what he was thinking?!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 10:57 AM
PR didn't pick such lame avatars???
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 12:59 PM
...I didn't get a week's rest coming up ?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 01:19 PM
...we were rowdy enough to make PR miss DQ?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:02 PM
...we are able to actually make PR cry next week?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:08 PM
y'all really did challenge me next week?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:09 PM
...we all knew that PR could ban us all by himself?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:11 PM
...we sent PR our monthly memebership dues but the check was returned NSF?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:12 PM
...PR paid the dues for all the coolies he ♥s?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:13 PM
...if peeps look down at the bottom of the page to see who has my back?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:14 PM
...PR sent us all out for ice cream so he could get a moment of peace?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:15 PM
...we didn't bring him back any ice cream?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:19 PM
...we kept the change?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:23 PM
...we bought ourselves something pretty with it?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:25 PM
...it was something shiny?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:27 PM
...we got distrac...what?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:40 PM
::staring at shiny object...drooling a little::
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 02:54 PM
PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 03:00 PM
...the dancing piggy put on fancy red high heels and a shimmery flapper dress?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 03:01 PM
...he also had a cute hat?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 03:02 PM
...I reached 2000 posts today?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 03:19 PM
...Karen's avatar looks like some of our angy members?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 03:24 PM
...we all knew what an angy member was?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:12 PM
BOL coolies didn't make me laugh all of the time?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:13 PM
the hair of the dog that bit wasn't alkyhall?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:17 PM
...I didn't mean to bite DQ?
sorry DQ
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:27 PM
…compliance is all fun and games until someone loses an eye?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:29 PM
BSA went away??
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:32 PM
Pale couldn't access BOL next week to moderate y'all?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:34 PM
...I got a week off with pay like some others I won't mention?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:46 PM
...TE bit the mod that geve us the hardest time?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:54 PM
I was jealous that I didn't get bit?
Posted By: Snow Bunny
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:56 PM
...we all go on vacation with DQ?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:58 PM
...this day didn't bite so hard?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 04:58 PM
...the dancing pig wasn't so frickin cute??
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:12 PM
...we all go on vacation with DQ?
::run screaming from the room avatar!!!::
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:18 PM
...DQ liked us?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:21 PM
DQ does like everyone, but it was a small condo?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:22 PM
...we all got REALLY friendly?
LF and his horny dog can stay in your room
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:23 PM
you let LF and his horny dog stayed at your house instead?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:25 PM
...my cats wouldn't let either of them in the door?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:26 PM
if your cats ate them both?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:28 PM
...LFs horny dog tried to hump my cat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:33 PM
...LFs horny dog tried to hump my cat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:33 PM
...LFs horny dog tried to hump my cat?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:34 PM
...my video camera was broken?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:37 PM
...mine isn't?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:48 PM
...i used LFs camera to film him trying to hump my cat?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:59 PM
...and we posted it on the Internet?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:59 PM
...and we charged for it?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 05:59 PM
...more posters used PMs?
Posted By: ~Special K~
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:00 PM
....PR relaxed a bit?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:03 PM
...more posters used PMs?
but wouldn't that put you out of a job?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:08 PM
..I got to go to the beach and boating once in a while?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:08 PM
...pale liked us?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:46 PM
...we all gave Pale a group hug?
whose hand is that?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 06:48 PM
...we all showed PR how much we ♥ him?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:22 PM
…the cryobank called to say that the sample selected by DoobieDoobieDateMe’s mother was accidentally cross contaminated with this guy's sperm donation?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:31 PM
...old men really don't need shows of affection?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:34 PM
...PR didn't like to get hugged?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:52 PM
...we "groped" instead of "hugged"?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:53 PM
...marijuana was legalized?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:53 PM
...PR liked that idea better?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:57 PM
...all these crazy ideas became reality?
Posted By: kitten
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 07:57 PM
...life could be this much fun?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 08:02 PM
..we could just crawl into the cooler and leave the real world behind?
Posted By: Lisa_Bates
Re: What if... - 07/10/08 08:33 PM
...we wrestled in a vat of pudding?
....for cash?
.....and a shiny trophy?
.....and a BK coupon booklet?