Just the facts.

It's a fact that...

...when Puka smells like a Dorito, it's time for a bath.

Its a fact that...

When Doritos start to smell like Puka, its time to put the bong down.

Just the facts, man. Just the fax.

<---- could eat a whole bag of Doritos at one sitting.

^^^but smells a whole lot worse than Puka

I guess if you let her go until she smells like a burrito you've waited too long

that poor dog needs a patio, not a balcony!!!!

This advice came too late for Ron.

if ur feet smell like Fritos and have corns it's way past due for pedi time

It's a fact...32 grandmothers simultaneously yelling the phrase "i'll eat your socks" is way creepier than shaving your head bald so you can wear a wigg of your choice.

Think about it...

<<<---that's a fact....

It's a fact...that the Easter Bunny is coming Sunday.
::I'm so excited::

::waves at peej::

yes he is!!!

and AG has a pic to prove it

wipes off monitor!

It's a fact that...

...thong underwear silences pharts.

It's a fact that...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Not true.

I said thong, not g-string

And I said it's not true.

someone get me some mind bleach!!!

<<-- Will never be able to look at a woman in a thong the same way again. THANKS A LOT!!!

It's a fact....

I believe Jesus died for my sins and the sins of the World...and for this I am thankful

1 John 2:1-3

It's a fact that as soon as your hands are greasy/dirty/contaminated with toxic waste, your nose will begin to itch.

It's a fact: Your keys are always the last place you look...

...mostly because you stop looking after you've found them.

It's a fact.........You can't make everyone happy.

It's a fact . . .
We have haed 3 Chihuahuas over the years and none of them smelled like a Dorito or Burrito ?!?! (they jus smelled like a dirty dog). . . I'm just sayin', maybe its a Big City thing


It's a fact . . .
I am still trying to get my head around & apply my tag line - - - II Peter 1:3

His divine power has given us everything we need for life and godliness ; through our knowledge of Him who called us by his own glory and goodness. Through these He has given us His very great and precious promises, so that through them you may participate in the divine nature and escape the corruption in the world caused by evil desires.

<<<<Is a non believer and feels liberated.

Fact: it is not even good friday yet.

Word...

today is so so Thursday.

Good Thursday?

Maundy Thursday.

Thirsty Thursday???

It's a fact...

...if your hands still smell like the tacos you ate two hours ago (even after washing them), you knwo you ate some dang good tacos.

Jn. 18:21ff....

Annas interrogated Jesus regarding his disciples and his teaching. Jesus answered, "I've spoken openly in public. I've taught regularly in meeting places and the Temple, where the Jews all come together. Everything has been out in the open. I've said nothing in secret. So why are you treating me like a conspirator? Question those who have been listening to me. They know well what I have said. My teachings have all been aboveboard."
22When he said this, one of the policemen standing there slapped Jesus across the face, saying, "How dare you speak to the Chief Priest like that!"

23Jesus replied, "If I've said something wrong, prove it. But if I've spoken the plain truth, why this slapping around?"

24Then Annas sent him, still tied up, to the Chief Priest Caiaphas

and the rest is history....................................

it is indeed....thanks Pale!

Tequila Tuesday?

every day is Tuesday except for the Sunday after it rains...then it's Rainsday...

That's a fact jack....

It's a wiki wiki wiki fact...

Today is Maundy Thursday (also known as Holy Thursday or Great and Holy Thursday). It is the Christian feast or holy day falling on the Thursday before Easter that commemorates the Last Supper of Jesus Christ with the Apostles.

It is the fifth day of Holy Week, and is preceded by Holy Wednesday and followed by Good Friday. In 2009, Maundy Thursday will occur on April 9th for Western Christian traditions including Roman Catholicism.

On this day four events are commemorated: the washing of the Disciples' Feet by Jesus Christ, the institution of the Mystery of the Holy Eucharist at the Last Supper, the agony of Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane, and the betrayal of Christ by Judas Iscariot ["It would be better for him if he had not been born" (Mark 14:21)].

It is a fact that when you get a manicure, your head itches.

Aren't you hiding something in that hair that can itch it for you? A squirrel or something?

It is a fact that Tigg is a total brat

it's a fact that tigg's post was FUNNY!!!!

thank you kitten.

It's a fact...IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

It's a fact that when you get older, you can still stay in shape but it's waaaaaaay harder. Trust me on this. I have first-hand personal knowledge.

It's a fact...John F. Kennedy was the first President to be born in the 20th century.

That's what I felt when I was Saved.

It's a fact...that beef flavored ramen noodles have beef hearts in the seasoning mix.

And...............Have you ever seen them make hotdogs? Don't want to let anything go to waste.

It's a fact: I'm going to have a Nogales Hot Dog some time this week and I cannot wait!

Had to check out this "Nogales Hot Dog" you speak of. OMCod, this thing looks amazing. Who would have thought of a Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog? Are they only in Arizona?

http://www.ediblephoenix.com/content/pages/articles/year2008/summer08/pdfs/nogalesDogs.pdf

If people just told the facts.

FACT: ^^^future MIL^^^

FACT: suffers from dementia ^^^^^

Fact: Not everyone who is a Church of Christ (ex. Myself) condemns all other denominations to [censored].

Please pass this around!!

Fact:
<----doesn't know much about the CoC.

Sorry, didn't realize I couldn't say that on here.

Eternal Death

or h3ll

Well, it is like every other church. There are those finger pointers and there are those of us that try repair the feelings that are hurt by them.
Many times, they keep focus on others to keep it off of themselves.
Not all of them, but more than there should be.

Another FACT: I need to stop reading these watercooler things and get to work! Just can't get in the working mode.

Mondays are hard to get in the work mode at times.

Funny, were you not the one who just last week told us (in all caps I might add) that the country would be better off if we all just adopted the views and opinions of the conservative right because, as I remind you as you stated in all caps, they or everyone else was just simply wrong, and you were right??

I would quote the actual post (I believe you made it as CrazyCatLady) but the thread took an ugly turn, and was deleted by the mods.

Not Funny. First of all, it was not in all caps. I was speaking of Christians in general on that thread. Some things are clearly and directly stated in the Bible. Some things are not. I believe you know what I meant. Stop trying to cause trouble.

The CAVS are rocking!!! Now that's a fact!

I want one of those cute pics under my name, but I can't figure it out.

And the fact still remains, I have got to get to work!

Funny, uhm, yes, the "we are right, they are wrong" was in caps.

As I said, if the thread had not been deleted, I would of course quote directly from that instead of recalling my memory.

Carry on.

Fact: Detroit is in first and the Indians, well, go figure....

I've heard of them in California and you might be able to find them in Ohio (that's where I thought you lived). Otherwise, I think you can pan-fry or bake a hot dog wrapped in bacon (it's just easier to go to where they have them already made.




If you have an avatar in mind, go to My Stuff, Profile and insert the url in the avatar field. It's towards the bottom of the profile page. Good luck!

I am in Ohio, but when I googled "Nogales", all I found was in Arizona.

It's a fact that I miss these.

Thanks Bacon Boy! I will try that.

It's a fact?????????? There are no musical instruments other than the human voice used in C of C services? If so, that's why I would not be able to go there....love a good pipe organ, piano, drums, orchestra, a band..........

Not all C of C churches are teh same. Some CofC churches use instruments and some don't.

Myself, I don't understand a church that doesn't use all that is available to praise God. There are many passages, particularly in the Psalms that encourages use of Stringed Instruments (Harp, Psaltry, 10 String Instrument) and there are references to the Precussion instruments (drums).

And I say, CRANK IT UP. One of my favorite passages refers to when they were moving into the new temple, and it wasn't until the music got its loudest that God filled the temple.

I agree!!! And I think there's a scripture referring to the fact that even noise is music to God if created as worship.