Happy Birthday to???

...our goofy boy, Peepers!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
M R. P E E P E R S !

Happy Birthday, Peepers, old boy!! Do enjoy yourself.

Old is right...

happy berfday!!

Happy Birthday to YOU!!!!!!! Have a wonderful wonderful day!!!

Happy Birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey,
and you act like one too!

Happy Birthday, Peepers! Hope your day is wonderful!

Happy Birthday Peepers...hope you have a wonderful day!

Amen, walden!

Happy Birthday Peepers! Have a Super Day!!!!!

Happy birday Peeps!!

Happy B'day Peeps...another year has passed already? time flies..

Happy Birthday from one Taurus to another!

Ahhh!!!Walden you read my mind except it would have been a little different.

Happy Birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too!

Happy Birthday Peepers!!!

Here's a banana, now get back in your cage.

yay!!!! i get to spank Peepers today!!!!!!!




happy b'day ...ya' nut!

Happy Birthday, Peepers!!!

May you live to be 100, and may the last voice you hear be mine. No, I mean Frank's. Oh, just live to be 100.

Happy Birthday Peepers!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful and blessed of days!!!

::slides over bag gift::

I picked out a bright sparkly green color for you to paint on them long tong like gorilla nails of yers...

::holds up nail polish::

Happy Birthday Peepers!!!!!



Birthdays seem to occur more often the older one gets, eh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEEPERS!

HOPE YOU EAT ALL THE JERKY, PORK RINDS, AND BACON YOUR TUMMY CAN HANDLE TODAY! OH, AND CAKE & ICE CREAM, TOO.

Happy Birthday, Peepers!

For your special day:

...101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

62 - Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Happy birthday, Peeparoo! I baked you a yummy pork rind cake!

Happy day Peeps!

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers ‘round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year, I guess that’s good enough.

So let’s drink to your fading health,
And hope you don’t remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
‘Cause if you feel you’re doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn’t ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear Peeeeeeeeeeeperrrrssss....happy birthday to you!!!!!

What's your excuse the other 364 days of the year?


Happy B-Day Peepers!

::slides Peepers a quad-stacker with extra bacon and quickly removes hand so as to not lose any fingers::

Happy Birthday, Mr. Peepers!!

(Are you packing beach stuff, or mountain stuff?)

Have a great birthday Peepers!

Have a wonderful Birthday, Peepers!

Happy birthday!

I made you a cookie, but I eated it

Happy birthday, Peepers! I got you a quad stacker with some candles.

I thought I felt a cosmic shift in the state today.

Unlike the others, I've got the real deal for you...brats and cheese curds and Spotted Cow to wash it down. Do you prefer orange or lemon slices?

Happy Birthday, my fellow cheesehead!

Hey, if it's AG's cake day too, where is his thread??? Did I miss it?

Happy freaking birthday. I'll give you all the Megadeth stuff I own. I hope you don't mind not gettin a birthday present.

Happy belated Peepers!!

Here in April too!!

maybe he's aging in dog years.