The Bar is closed this week for renovations

Look for a new and improved bar with next week's opening

:sits on front step drinking can of coke looks for another place to go:

::drives up, opens back of SUV, sets up Blue and White PSU canopy. Starts setting up the tables and coleman stoves and some grills. Pulls out brats, chicken on a stick, shrimp, and gets them grilling. Unloads the coolers of beer and drinks and opens them. Looks around, Ok - I think we can open while the food's cooking::

Come on in boys and girls. We can have fun while Happy's remodeling.

::sits back with a mary.

Not a problem for me - my house has been undergoing remodeling off and on for years, and it hasn't slowed down my drinking a bit!

What kinds of beer do you have in there? Has anyone tried the new Bud wheat? Is it like a honey-wheat brew?

Had one last week - it's pretty good Del, but hubby wasn't big on it.

::borrowers some of DD's coke for my rum and lime::

::drinking forties from brown bags::

Anyone want to keep it classy with me?

::takes out ducttape::

Edward Fortyhands anyone??

::sits down by dd and opens up a mt.dew::


I'm ready for 5!

Tape me up JJ!

It's been awhile since I've played this game. Let's just hope the results are a little better than the last time I played

I'm so in for Edward Fortyhands!

Thought maybe the bar was closed in honor of the Ft Hood soldiers.....

Uh-oh.

With all due respect, we can always drink to their memories.

true that.....God bless all of our heroes - so utterly frickin' senseless - i just want to scream - one of my Personal Bankers just moved here from that area - she's about sick.

Uh- oh I gotta pee.

we are not safe anywhere we go these days; anyplace with large crowds of unprotected people can be a target....

God bless all the men and women and their families caught up in this senseless act yesterday....

Drink faster. Or find yourself a new pair of pants!

I was hoping for some help!

:sigh:

Just go in your diaper again, I'm sure someone will get tired of the smell and change you.

::runs from the thread screaming and bumping into walls::

^^^drunk again^^^

AG will have that effect on you.

Amen, PM!

::slides a Tanqueray to Deekles::

Cheers!

::hiccups::

Thanks, Pooh!

Not drunk enough, she is still running

::giggles hysterically::

Uh, hate to break this to you, but I have a sore throat this morning, going home now. Not feeling too good.

SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::walks into bar carrying a 40 oz. Steel Reserve in a brown paper bag::

S'up Buccs?

::lights up a Salem::

::raises his King Cobra to Freak::

To keeping it classy!

This looks like a tailgate party!


But......did we remember the tequila??

Bottoms up! Wanna chug?

::unhooks her Tanq IV and goes home::

Ciao, kids.

Sure, I'm not going anywhere Freak

you tequila buddy is at some Nascar deal, I think.....

^^^^ stalker

::stares::

Tequila - at my tailgate - You Know We Have Tequila Tiggles!

::sets up shot glasses, salt, and lime::

Boatn - anyone see Boatn?

Cheers Tigg!

lady coolies make a tough crowd, just sayin'.....

I've got the tequila right here Tigg and my stainless steel shotglasses. We're all ready for tailgating!!

:::zzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooommmm:::

Did I hear the gentle pour of tequila?

Yes mam you did. PB I mean PM is meeting us here for one too.

I'm getting cold though, lets have one while we wait for her.

::pours 2 doubles::

Yo! Here I am!

Make that 3 Boatn!


Cheers Girls! May our teams all win tomorrow and Sunday!

Mmmm...doubles!


Salute!

I thought this place was closed for renovations, do y'all have a occupancy permit?

We are currently occupying the outdoors.

::hands a drink to Pale::

Here try this, you seem cranky. This will fix you up!

We don't need an occupancy permit for a tailgate Big Guy! Here ya go - put this double of Patron in your other hand!

Cheers Ladies!

::arriving in new fancy thong with salt and limes::

Helloooooo Libatious Ladies

uh - JJ - aren't you just a weeeeee bit chilly?

I am kind of surprised you can acquire thongs with salt and limes.

Helllllllo Dolly!

How you doin?

No... warm front coming through... pushing 60

I was pushing 60 once upon a time.....

lmbo

Gee JJ - I always thought you were younger than I am - but it seems like you're up in PRs neighborhood.

From his neck of the woods this qualifies as swimming weather!

I'm glad I started drinking early because I am now mentally prepared to see JJ in a thong. You go dude!

rumor has it he is going to be wearing it backwards...hands Miscuit an electron microscope to verify that...

<--- It's JJ, not AG!!

::looks for Miscuit - nope - no Miscuit today ::

I don't wear thongs, DC.

Miscuit is hicking (I said hicking, not hickeying) it up today at the races.

Does JJ have really small feet??

you konw the burger king commercial about the guy with small hands? That is what his feet look like...

::takes salt and limes and goes and sits back next to DD::

DD is gone jj. =P

tough crowd

Stoopy, stifle.

::crawls under Happy's desk, sees Deekles passed out there, curls up next to her for a nap::

^^^^^
Goes Comando

^^^wishes^^^

I don't think so, buster...

shhh... Jay sleeping.

I got big spoon

::crawls up next to JJ::

I think he's still wearing the thong!

Instead of a scotch...today I will have some Pepto. My stomach is killing me.

hey guys, I don't mind DQ crawling under my desk, but between her, her hair, and the 2 of you, i'm flat out of room. You 2 guys are going to have to find your own desk to crawl under

::has visions of Jay & Dooby spooning under the desk with Jay in a thong::

I'm going back outside where my eyes won't be violated.

What happened? Smells like there a diaper needs to be changed! Phew!

I think we're overdue for a shot.

::reaches up and places salt and limes on the desk, wraps arm back around Deekles::

Shot? Did Boatn Say Shot?

Cheers Boatn'! Have a great Weekend!

Thanks for condiments Jay but were they actually in your thong?

Cheers, great weekend to you too!!

Ahhh!

The bar is on fire...someone left a cigarette butt in a pile of trash! Quick, form a bucket brigade...hello...is anyone still here?

Good thing he was going to rennovate anyway.

::wakes up and finds JJ next to her in a thong::

Thing, thing a thong!
Thing out loud, thing out stwong!

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