kitten's I need a damn drink right now bar

Drink up, kit.

Dirty pickle martini for me, please!!

Oh thank you!!!

How about a Boulevard Pale Ale and keep them coming?!?!

Coming right up

::drops pickle on floor::

Dirty enough?

Thank you, Freak.

Where can I hang my pinata?

Oh bartender, could I please have a Lycanthrope as you have time, so I dont EAT SOMEBODY!

Thank you

BTW Lycanthrope is a real beer company!

Hi BB1!

Hi Kitty! Are you better now?

::carries in a plate of raw meat for the were-men::


I'll try a Lycanthrope

OH YUM! DEAD STUFF! OOWWWOOOOOOOOO!!! (werewolf for thanks)

(we really need an emoticon with slightly more prominent canines)

Here are the Lycanthropes

::hangs kitten's pinata over the pool table::

Puppy wont like that pinata over his pool table.

I'm better now. Thanks.

*swats at pinata*

Oh, no....no water-filled pinatas over the pool tables!! And I just had the carpets steam-cleaned, so I'm in tip-top shape.

As the pool hall is a "no alcohol allowed" pool hall, I'll need my Blue Moon now (before I open for business tonight), please.

Thanks!

Awfully quiet in here today...

Wanna play fetch bb1?

::gets pup a blue moon::


::moves kitten's pinata to a safe place to protect the pool table::

::jumps and down excitedly:: Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!

Damn, I fall for that every time!

I- I- I- What does that even mean?????????????? "no alcohol allowed"????

Why aren't the shots lined up yet?

I think it means we dont allow other people to have our alcohol!
Now have some hooch and a tummy rub!

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Here you go NP!! Is that enought to start?!?!

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Line up kiddies (and kitty)!

::throws tennis ball for bb1::

If you bring it back I'll let you chew on this cow leg while I scratch your back

LMAO!

That makes sense.

*exposes tum for rubbing*

::Downs shots::

That should help with the 1pm I have with legal.

Manimal, that better not be Moo's leg you are feeding to bb1. Is that why she's been MIA? Manimal, what did you do?

My dogs loooooove when I scratch their back while they chew on toys or treats. They make the funniest faces

fixed

::Busily rubbing Kittens tummy when spots the ball.. off like a shot and catches it in the air, comes back wagging tail::

Leg please! You do have the leg...right? :eyes narrow and ears go back:

::hands leg to bb1::

Watch the fingers!

::puts quarter in jukebox::

I feel like dancing. I've been taking dance lessons.

I have to be drunk to dance.

Ditto!

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Awesome!

I like this avatar much better than the bananas.

I can dance!
Sit down Freak.....

Sorry.....bad habit.

It means that when I'm open to the public, it is a kid-friendly place with no alcohol or smoking (yes, in Oklahoma).

However, since this is a PRIVATE PARTY, I'll have another Blue Moon!!

::puts new 3 Doors Down CD in jukebox::

"....havin' the time of my liiiiiife."

But Banana Man could shoot mini bananas out of his nose. Zombie finger, however, does have better resolution.

It's never good to shoot things out of one's nose. Just sayin'.

What? Never done a snot rocket???

People do snot rockets quite frequently in swimming pools.

No...I've never done a snot rocket. Ever. I have many running friends that have.

A Fancy Lawnmower for Happy Gilmore (haven't seen you in a while) and a Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss for me (also for Happy since I know how much he likes fruited beer )

Please and Thank You.

<-----imagining Jen doing a snot-rocket is a funny image.

One Fancy Lawnmower and a Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss coming up.

All right...that's it. Do not make me put you in a time out.

Relax, let PP enjoy the Leinenkugels. Fruiting the beer isn't a crime.....

Now, focus on your Corona with Lime and behave.

Ok...where are the drinks?

::Hooks up to vodka IV::

::gently turns Jen toward her Corona with Lime::

Honey, it's right here.

::takes out hankie and wipes Jen's dripping nose, noting that now would be the perfect time for a snot-rocket::

::Lines up 4 shots of Goldschlager (one for me, one for Jen, one for Rizzo and one for the next poster to snag it::

Prost!!

::shoots his Goldschlager and the extra one, then takes a large gulp of hefeweizen::

::stadium chant::

SNOT ROCKET! SNOT ROCKET! SNOT ROCKET!

::prances out onto dancefloor::

I love this song!!!

::does the robot::

I do not have a drippy nose!

::goes to join manimal on the dance floor; slips on Jen's snot rocket and lands on butt::

Ooommmpphhhh!

Not anymore. Snot rockets are effective tools in combatting drippy noses.

Next time, though, it would be considered "good form" to mop up after oneself. Mmmkay?

I'm not playing with you two any more.

What the he11 happened in here! Everybody was having a good time playing fetch (ok so I was) and get tummy rubs and I come back to a snotty floor and two goobers in time out!

Cant we all just get along and get carp faced!

<-------carp faced (it only takes two shots and a hefeweizen).

::kisses Jen on the cheek::

I still love you, my little drippy one.

You better watch it...I can hit harder than you and run a h*ll of a lot faster.

sits next to Rizzo and hooks up a dual line drip...Riz, do we care about the snot rockets? hhhhhmmmmmm, Rizzzzzzz??????

::takes bar rag and wipes the snot drips off Pup's shirt::

Thanks, man.

::gooses Jen then hops on motorcycle for a fast getaway::

Cheater.

::notices in my mirror that Jen had jumped pretty high and is now yelling something::

::notices the smile on her face, too::

::hits a curb and falls down while looking at Jen in the mirror, realizes that one should not ride on two wheels while carp-faced and does the watermelon crawl back to the bar::

::Orders an icepack::