A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..

No, for real.

Local news story, not too far from here that's apparently been picked up for national mockery. Apparently the guy had a friend on the way to pick them up and drive them home, but the keys were in the ignition and that got the man an OWI. Reports are the man is a very nice guy and treats the animals very well!

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Zebra-Parrot-Found-in-Truck-During-Police-Stop-152634465.html

He was actually carrying a poster for the new Madagascar movie.

I loved the mug shot on the news this morning. Perfect picture for what you'd expect of a drunk man that drives around with a parrot and zebra in the car.

I though it was going to be the joke.

Drunk driving with a zebra in your vehicle is no joke!

I thought it was going to be the bar.

Weird things come out of Iowa.




























Oh…sorry Matt…….

Zebra Mixed drink:
2 shots black sambuca
2 shots white tequila

Directions: Layer it in a cocktail glass then light it up. Breath the fumes and then suck it all up in a straw.

It's now a bar! Let's throw some of these back in honor of the zebra! Apparently it has been known to make you see black and white stripes...

It isn't like the rest of the country isn't wacked out.

Dubuque is pretty close to Wisconsin....just sayin'.

I stay in Iowa. Pup left, that makes him weird!

The interview was interesting.

I saw a horse tied to a chain linked fence when my husband took me to a restaurant for Mother's Day. There wasn't a horse trailer in the parking lot, so I assume he was ridden there.

Yes, I live in Texas. Yes, it's a small town. But that was a first for me.

Not as exotic as a parrot or zebra, but something that makes you scratch your head and go, "hmm."

You sure it wasn't Hillary?

A zebra and a parrot are equal to one owl?

I like that he was in the "Dog House" bar.

I wonder if the parrot and Zebra were drinking too? I'll bet the guy would have gotten away with it if the parrot wouldn't have talked....

me too.

and if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.

Sounds pretty black and white to me.

^^^^ jealous

you're jealous of my gas...............prices

birds of a feather...