Happy Birthday???

People are 14% more likely to die on the day they were born than any other day of the year, a new study found.

And for individuals over 60, that number climbs to 18%.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/die-birthday-report-article-1.1095279#ixzz1xltyaxzA

That's bizarro...

::rethinks multiple birthday strategy::

LMAO!

Great, and you had to post that today!!!! Thanks!

Happy birthday, CG! I hope!

::calculates age ::

Runs away from clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy B'day CountryGal!!!!!!

Just tring to be helpful

Happy birthday and watch out for that ledge.

Happy birthday! If you need a DD to handle the new Jeep, let me know

Happy Birthday CountryGal!!! Hope it's a good one!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday CountryGal!

Thanks everyone..

Matt B...you better get here soon because I may not be around tomorrow!! And I may need a DD..can you handle driving through creeks? Water is low right now since we are having a drought so we shouldn't get too wet!!

I have a history of driving into water/snow, it would be nice to do it in a vehicle that is designed for it and would come out on the other side still running!

ummm..any other offers to be DD...Matt_B I'm a little concerned about your driving record after that post!

I can be the DD.

::headsmack::

She makes me look ideal!

In my defense, none of my snow/water encounters have been my fault. I only wreck cars on dry roads during the day time

I drove into a "puddle" caused by a water main leak a couple of years ago around midnight that was undetectable until the SPLASH! and my car began to float...not my fault.

I ditched it on the highway one winter when a semi in front of me jackknifed and the snow looked like a softer landing. So there. I'm hired again, right?

Ok Matt_B you are hired....I have insurance. DeeQ, bring your Tanq and you can ride shotgun!...Still have room for one more in the back or possibly two but will be tight fitting with 3 of us back there!!!

Next up, Tiger Woods gives a speech on monogamy.

And Nic Cage provides acting lessons

And Keanu Reeves provides acting lessons

And Rosie O'Donnell provides lingerie modeling tips

and Socks demonstrates how to be a midget...

and AG instructs how to perform an audit...

And the minion demonstrates how to be quiet.

Who pulled your string?

Genghis Khan

and Happy gives advice on cooking a quality steak

If this is true (the dying on your birthday thing) then how come I have never noticed when I read the obits? I have noticed that older couples will die withing days of each other but not that people die on their birthdays.

It is new, and swiss.

PS: it had not been snooped yet.

Happy birthday, Gal! Don't die!!!

Thanks, I'll try not to!!

Happy Birthday CG. Please post tomorrow so we know you made it through OK.

I'm here, I'm here!!!! We'll see how next year turns out.

Had a great Birthday with my kiddos. My 7 year old son opened the door for me everywhere we went saying "Let me help you mom, it's your birthday and you are getting old". I wasn't sure if I should hug him and thank him or knock him out. I went with option 1 and told him just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't take him out!

Thanks again for the Birthday wishes!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!

Aren't kids cute!

That's the problem. He's cute!!! Hard to get mad at him when he calls me old. Although he did say I was a cool mom because I bought a Jeep. So I guess I have to live with being a cool old mom!

Heck take the compliment. I don't know how old your son is but to a 10 year old anyone over the age of 30 is old. It does get better as they get older.

Anyone over 30 is still old in my mind

Granted I'll be there in a few years (if I survive the birthdays...), but not quite yet!

Glad you lived another day CG, odds are in your favor for another 365 days!

Well I turned 29....again. I did have a couple girls at my daughter's softball game believing it.

I can agree with you for 5 more months, then I'll be !!

I'll be older and wiser then, hopefully. Maybe I'll revise my number from 30 to 35 at that point!

Is it bad that I still feel 18 years old?

Heck, I remember being 7 and watching American Bandstand thinking the dancers were old. What were they--16? 17?


::sigh:: 7...that's when I fell in love with my first grade teacher Mrs. Hartley. She was in her 30s, had the Carol Brady shag haircut, and smoked Salems......::sigh::

Nina?

Huh? No, her first name was Mrs.



Shoot...I really don't know her first name. How am I going to find her and rekindle "the forbidden crush?" She'd be pushing 80 about now...probably has a deep, gravelly voice like Bea Arthur from the years of smoking....

I'm stuck around 21-22. At least you feel legal!

Yes, that's ok. Just dont get caught feeling an 18 year old. Apprently that's not....


or so i hear.

If she is a chick I do not think many 18 year olds guys would mind. Even at her advanced age.:D

I refuse to believe I've convinced you that I'm a chick, Ed.

Now I will require pictures

I'm on the facebook.

in the midewest?

<<<<< not on facebook

How would one now if the pictures are really your "wife" and not you?

Should I pm you some picture links??

Sure will the firewall get me?

Loralie can vouch for me, we've met IRL! And in a week so will a bunch of others.

Don't believe him for a minute Ed.

I'm debating on posting a new bikini pic on FB because of my advanced age.

It will be the 2nd annual bikini pic.

@ bOaty!!!

I guess Jen would be the one to ask, we're splitting a room.

However if I end up in Matt's room......

How would one know that Loralie is not in on it, she may even be the "wife" in the pictures. From what I read Jen has her doubts too (and is willing to share the room anyway).

...I'm not sure what to say to that.

Ed, I can't access from work, and more than likely they wouldn't make it through. Besides, she did say they were "just for me" when I got them...so maybe I shouldn't.

Boaty, please friend me or make sure the pictures are viewable via friends of friends

Chicks, man.

mmmmmmm...so meaty

Don't worry, I got your back bud.....

I don't have any friends in your desired age range to swap pictures for...but I could probably find some friend's mom with an open page I could scam some from to give to you!

What? Your friends don't have any photos of their grandmas? And just to clarify--I like them old and rich. Kind of like the Duchess of Alba....

Ever notice how the Duchess kind of looks like a poodle.....

Um...I guess I've never looked, had no reason to!

And no, I've never noticed that, probably because I've never seen her that I'm aware of. I guess you have a pretty specific type!

Matt, we are friends.

Um, correction....we were friends.

SHAZING!!

Oh yeah!!! I knew that. It's hard trying to keep the names all straight, but yeah, I know who you are. I was just distracted by the content of the original message, made me forget

Your secret is safe with me my friend!

Her secret? I assumed it would be a result of you kicking her out so you could bring someone else back with you! I'd take the couch, since I'm a gentleman.

I meant her gender would be kept secret. Goofball.

I will NOT be kicking her out of the room.

Will you be defenestrating instead?

Absolutely not.

Does that mean any other single day? Or simply 14% more likely than on the average unbirthday?

What is the likelihood of death on, say, New Year's Day, compared to any other average non-New Year's Day? Or on Independence Day, compared to all the days between July 5 and July 3?