Posted By: Peepers
Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:22 PM
Slim Jims are a gift from heaven
Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:26 PM
I should not have eaten that second granola bar. 
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:26 PM
a hard boiled egg eating contest doesn't often end very well
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:28 PM
You should seriously consider writing fortune cookie fortunes.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:31 PM
Walking out of the bathroom with a fork promotes odd lines of inquiry.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 09:53 PM
"Tomorrow" does not end in 'y'.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 10:03 PM
Why?
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 10:11 PM
Why do you drive on a Parkway
and park in a Diveway?
and park in a Diveway?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 10:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Big Dog
Why do you drive on a Parkway
and park in a Diveway?
and park in a Diveway?
Cause if you do it the other way you'll get arrested or dead.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 10:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
a hard boiled egg eating contest doesn't often end very well
That's hot.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 10:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Blitzed Bacon
"Tomorrow" does not end in 'y'.
is tomorrow considerd a day of the week?
no?
I didn't think so....chucklehead!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/14/13 11:28 PM
Considering the title of this thread is "Days that end in 'y' random thoughts" and tomorrow is a day (as are yesterday and today), then it is appropriate. Now, if you started out with the title "Days of the week that end in 'y' random thoughts", well then you'd have a point my hirsute pal. Knuckledragger. 
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 12:54 AM
What if your day ends in a stupor?
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 12:19 PM
Babo, you can only state your randomness today, not tomorrow. It will always be today.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 12:43 PM
FWIW, my son loves baked sweet potatoes.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 01:09 PM
I thought he was more into Asian cuisine?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 01:10 PM
:stares:
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 01:39 PM
Originally Posted By: A_G
I thought he was more into Asian cuisine?
I can't believe you just wrote that. You are so bad A_G!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 01:45 PM
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 01:52 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
FWIW, my son loves baked sweet potatoes and has an aversion to gin.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 02:09 PM
I would have thought he built up an immunity to it while in the womb
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 02:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Blitzed Bacon
Considering the title of this thread is "Days that end in 'y' random thoughts" and tomorrow is a day (as are yesterday and today), then it is appropriate. Now, if you started out with the title "Days of the week that end in 'y' random thoughts", well then you'd have a point my hirsute pal. Knuckledragger.
I would respond further but my maturity is keeping me in check and I don't want to get banned.
So, have a wonderful day (that ends in 'y') my friend.
Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 02:48 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
What if your day ends in a stupor?
Then you'd be left to ask yourself "y?".
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 02:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
I would respond further but my maturity is keeping me in check and I don't want to get banned.
So, have a wonderful day (that ends in 'y') my friend.
So, have a wonderful day (that ends in 'y') my friend.
You crack me up, dood!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/15/13 10:24 PM
I just contacted a call center that I'm pretty sure is overseas. The rep had a thick, Indian accent. I wonder if reps get to choose their contact center name. He didn't sound like a Justin....
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:31 PM
AG was wearing a really sharp tie today.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:32 PM
I took it off.
So, no that is false.
So, no that is false.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:33 PM
Too late to ask for photographic evidence?
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:33 PM
I'm sure she already sent it. 
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:35 PM
PM me your email add, mani.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:36 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
AG was wearing a really sharp tie today.
No, AG, I am still correct.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:42 PM
"was" is indicative of having happened prior, AG...PAY ATTENTION...please update your spreadsheet to indicate you were incorrect...
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:42 PM
She changed it.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:42 PM
Uh-uh, did not.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:53 PM
Originally Posted By: A_G
I took it off unclipped it.
So, no that is false.
So, no that is false.
Fixed
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 07:55 PM
I had a tie that zipped once!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 08:12 PM
You would! 
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 08:22 PM
It was perfect.
NEver had to tie it. Just zip. And you got the perfect knot!
NEver had to tie it. Just zip. And you got the perfect knot!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 08:26 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
PM me your email add, mani.
SO THERE.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/16/13 08:35 PM
Please visit the Twisted Fin out of Naples, FL for the best in ties.
(Disclaimer: I have no financial interest in this new internet business and have never met the BOL poster associated with this start up)
(Disclaimer: I have no financial interest in this new internet business and have never met the BOL poster associated with this start up)
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/17/13 03:59 PM
Sounds like a surf shop or bar.
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/18/13 02:32 PM
I just had my teeth cleaned!!
can you tell?
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/18/13 02:55 PM
Oooh - pretty . . .
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/18/13 02:58 PM
No silver?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/22/13 02:06 PM
Kim Dotcom is too big to fail
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/22/13 02:08 PM
“Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it’s true. I read it on Wikipedia.” -- Craig Ferguson
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/22/13 09:40 PM
What is so great about seafood if it has to be disclaimed as "Not too fishy"? I've never ordered a steak and hoped it wasn't too cowy.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/22/13 09:53 PM
Werd Dude!!
Posted By: basilring
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/22/13 10:13 PM
What a day!!! A Monday and Tuesday wrapped up in one day. Ugh... gonna go home and have a drink!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 12:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Werd Dude Dood!!
Fixed (didn't you read the word
complaint thread over they're?>>>>>>)
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 03:24 PM
Depression, anxiety, and panic attacks are NOT a sign of weakness. They are signs of having tried to remain strong for too long.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 03:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Werd Dude Dood!!
Fixed (didn't you read the word
complaint thread over they're?>>>>>>)
"Dood" is not ok, but "werd" is?
Hilarious!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 03:37 PM
Dooooooooooooooooood.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 03:38 PM
No, according to Mani both "werd" and "dood" are ok, hence the fix for consistency's sake.
Just trying to be helpful like Peepers and EdAudit
Just trying to be helpful like Peepers and EdAudit
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 03:41 PM
LOL
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 04:20 PM
It's nice to be liked
But it's better by far to get paid
But it's better by far to get paid
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 04:53 PM
When workplace violence escalates, take matters into your own hands.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:25 PM
::breaks out weaponry::
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:29 PM
It was DQ; in the PM; with the broken, jagged gin bottle...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:36 PM
It was AG, in the basement, with a dirty diaper...
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:38 PM
This is fun!!!
It was Miscuit, in the bar, with a cup of hot chocolate.
It was Miscuit, in the bar, with a cup of hot chocolate.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:39 PM
It was Peepers, at a KFC, with a quadstacker...
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:40 PM
It was BB, at a seedy hotel, with a broken crack pipe.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:40 PM
LMAO!
It was moo, on the ranch, with a cattle prod.
It was moo, on the ranch, with a cattle prod.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 05:41 PM
It was Cheekee, at the amusement park, with a cane.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:22 PM
It was Leslie Winkle with a frozen banana in the lab! (how many had to look it up?)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:37 PM
It was Sox, at Dennys, with a coin purse
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:38 PM
Nice ne, Peepers!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:39 PM
It was AG, in the Pack 'n Play, with a Lincoln Log
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:40 PM
It was Miscuit, in the cave, with a dinosaur bone
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:42 PM
It was JJ, in the cafeteria, with a rolled up termination form
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:45 PM
It was JJ, in the grocery store, with a shopping cart.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:48 PM
It was Jj, on the lake, with the kitty litter
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 06:51 PM
It was minion, on her boss's balcony, with the toxins from a pack of Camel unfiltered smokes.
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 07:57 PM
Received a text msg from the daughter who is in college:
Daughter: Dad, so tell me about the FB picture of you in a toga..
(Picture was from my college days - same college as daughter)
Me: We had a party and wore togas. I think that pretty much explains it.
Daughter: Dad, so tell me about the FB picture of you in a toga..
(Picture was from my college days - same college as daughter)
Me: We had a party and wore togas. I think that pretty much explains it.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 08:18 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 08:47 PM
Originally Posted By: A_G
It was BB, at a seedy hotel, with a broken crack pipe.
Hork!! And you're right--that was fun.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:12 PM
It was DQ, in the contro cooler, with her mod badge.
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:22 PM
it was a band of coolies, at a star wars convention, with phones that only call their moms
Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:49 PM
it was Bailey., at a gender confusion support group, with a helmet
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:50 PM
Posted By: Loralie
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
it was Bailey., at a gender confusion support group, with a helmet
Bailey? Don't you mean Mani?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:55 PM
We are both under heavy suspicion.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:56 PM
See you next week, then, Bailey.?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 09:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Loralie
Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
it was Bailey., at a gender confusion support group, with a helmet
Bailey? Don't you mean Mani?
mani is Baliey? I though Bailey was MattB
Now I understang Mani is MattB
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 10:02 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
See you next week, then, Bailey.?
i'll be the gender confused lady at the bar
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/23/13 10:05 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Now I understang Mani is MattB
We are twins...
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 12:43 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Now I understang Mani is MattB
We are twins...
Why would you ever want to admit to that???
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 02:18 PM
I didn't say identical!
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 02:20 PM
conjoined?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 02:21 PM
Clearly.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 06:15 PM
I'm just me, the fact that she wants to be me is nice though!
And I'm not the Bailey but I am a Bailey (hence the _B), don't confuse forum names and real ones, nor male with female. Except Mani. Mani is...Mani.
And I'm not the Bailey but I am a Bailey (hence the _B), don't confuse forum names and real ones, nor male with female. Except Mani. Mani is...Mani.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 06:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I'm just me, the fact that she wants to be me is nice though!
And I'm not the Bailey but I am a Bailey (hence the _B), don't confuse forum names and real ones, nor male with female. Except Mani. Mani is...Mani.
And I'm not the Bailey but I am a Bailey (hence the _B), don't confuse forum names and real ones, nor male with female. Except Mani. Mani is...Mani.
OK Mani
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 06:38 PM
You can tell the difference because Mani lives with a dood, has two dogs and is the older twin.
I am a dood, married a doodette and have no dogs.
There ya go!
I am a dood, married a doodette and have no dogs.
There ya go!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 07:17 PM
I appreciate your use of 'dood'.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 07:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
You can tell the difference because Mani lives with a dood, has two dogs and is the older twin.
I am a dood, married a doodette and have no dogs.
There ya go!
I am a dood, married a doodette and have no dogs.
There ya go!
So now you are saying that mani (if she realy exists) is old?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:03 PM
You said 'she'!! You said 'she'!!!
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:07 PM
I'm confused by the mani and Bailey ordeal. Could mani and Bailey be the same person?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:08 PM
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Excess
I'm confused by the mani and Bailey ordeal. Could mani and Bailey be the same person?
I have it figured out tell me if I am incorrect mani is now the female version of her/his other personality which would be bailey.
next week the roles can reverse
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:19 PM
Mani is not "old", just older than me. That's all I have to say about that.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:19 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Isn't catfish supposed to be the expensive river fish? I heard that on Duck Dynasty, so it has to be true. If it is, wouldn't that be expensive sending us all catfish?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: manimal
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Isn't catfish supposed to be the expensive river fish? I heard that on Duck Dynasty, so it has to be true. If it is, wouldn't that be expensive sending us all catfish?
Mani is a girl today, so why would expensive be a problem?
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:22 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: manimal
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Isn't catfish supposed to be the expensive river fish? I heard that on Duck Dynasty, so it has to be true. If it is, wouldn't that be expensive sending us all catfish?
Mani is a girl today, so why would expensive be a problem?
Isn't she sending us all catfish in the mail?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:26 PM
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: manimal
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Isn't catfish supposed to be the expensive river fish? I heard that on Duck Dynasty, so it has to be true. If it is, wouldn't that be expensive sending us all catfish?
I think there may be some confusion. Mani said "your all getting Catfished!" I speak fluent Midewestern, however I'm not sure what this means. If it had said "you're all getting Catfished!" I may have a better response.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: manimal
Maybe your all getting Catfished!
Isn't catfish supposed to be the expensive river fish? I heard that on Duck Dynasty, so it has to be true. If it is, wouldn't that be expensive sending us all catfish?
Mani is a girl today, so why would expensive be a problem?
Isn't she sending us all catfish in the mail?
she will just have either Bailey or Mattb (the other Personalities) pay and bring them to the post office.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:34 PM
I wonder if they'll make a special order and swap out the catfish and send walleye instead.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:39 PM
I would think that Bailey would make that decision
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:40 PM
You'll get catfish and like it!
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:45 PM
i'm just bailey. I've been on hiatus. but now i'm back hee hee! i'm not related to mani nor matt b, although they both seem to be cool ladies.
i'm not related to mani nor matt b, although they both seem to be cool ladies.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
You'll get catfish and like it!
See
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:49 PM
Originally Posted By: Bailey.
i'm just bailey. I've been on hiatus. but now i'm back hee hee! i'm not related to mani nor matt b, although they both seem to be cool ladies.
i'm not related to mani nor matt b, although they both seem to be cool ladies. I am sure mike and sid said the same thing about sybil
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:54 PM
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 08:59 PM
ja ja ja ja
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:03 PM
callete!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:06 PM
Originally Posted By: Bailey.
i'm not related to mani nor matt b, although they both seem to be cool ladies.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:08 PM
^^^took posting guideline #15 to the extreme!^^^
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:08 PM
I wonder if it's worth the price of admission to see the Geographers when they come to town next week.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:15 PM
You may assume I am laughing, A_G.
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I wonder if it's worth the price of admission to see the Geographers when they come to town next week.
what's this?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:30 PM
I've never been accused of being a lady before. I'm going to take my toys and go home!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:31 PM
Me either.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:31 PM
Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I wonder if it's worth the price of admission to see the Geographers when they come to town next week.
what's this?
http://www.geographermusic.com/
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:32 PM
me either...
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:32 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I've never been accused of being a lady before. I'm going to take my toys and go home!
Just because you're a chick, doesn't make you a lady!
Posted By: Bailey.
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:42 PM
babo, how much are the tickets?
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/24/13 09:54 PM
Where'd the toys come from? How'd I overlook them?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/25/13 01:37 PM
It was OddAudit, at the ABA conference, with an attitude.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 03:21 PM
If you are eating pita chips at your desk and see a crumb, be sure to check it before eating it because it might actually be part of a yellow post-it. 
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 03:24 PM
! Sound advice.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 03:42 PM
That applies to any kind of food, and is a lesson I've "learned" more than once.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 03:44 PM
I'm re-watching Heroes and had forgotten how much I loved that show.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 04:02 PM
eating a pound of bacon in one sitting sounds like a good idea, however, the grease that resides in your belly afterwards could lead to some not so pleasant moments
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 05:12 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I'm re-watching Heroes and had forgotten how much I loved that show.
Good song...David Bowie.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 05:50 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
eating a pound of bacon in one sitting sounds like a good idea, however, the grease that resides in your belly afterwards could lead to some not so pleasant moments
Wimp. It's likely your cooking method. Make sure you properly drain the grease off and you can consume more bacon.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 06:18 PM
This weekend I had a burger that must have sat right next to a bacon burger, because half of the patty tasted like it had bacon on top.
I wasn't complaining!
I wasn't complaining!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 06:20 PM
Mmmmm bacon-infused burger. But the real question is why didn't yours have bacon on it to begin with?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 06:21 PM
Eh. Just not my preference. I like bacon with breakfast, not dinner.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:19 PM
A burger with a fried egg, bacon and habnero's on top is awesome!!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:21 PM
My heart hurts just reading that.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:23 PM
Fried eggs are nasty.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:24 PM
Dont worry, the habanero's burn all the fat out and restart your heart!
hint - Have ice cream for desert!!
hint - Have ice cream for desert!!
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:26 PM
The only time I've had a burger with the fried egg was in Vegas at the Rio at 3am. It was heavenly. But...it was Vegas...at 3am...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:39 PM
It's amazing what we'll eat in the middle of the night after a few 'beverages'...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:39 PM
I wouldn't know...
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:47 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
The only time I've had a burger with the fried egg was in Vegas at the Rio at 3am. It was heavenly. But...it was Vegas...at 3am...
Isn't that supposed to stay in vegas?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 08:59 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
The only time I've had a burger with the fried egg was in Vegas at the Rio at 3am. It was heavenly. But...it was Vegas...at 3am...
Isn't that supposed to stay in vegas?
Unless she left vegas within a few hours, it probably did.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 09:04 PM
I think as long as I'm just ratting myself out I can tell Vegas stories.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 09:32 PM
The fried egg should be over easy and runny, there is nothing better than 2 of these on Chuy's chicka chicka boom boom enchiladas, with the hottest green sauce they have...
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 09:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
The fried egg should be over easy and runny, there is nothing better than 2 of these on Chuy's chicka chicka boom boom enchiladas, with the hottest green sauce they have...
That was lunch in Austin on Saturday!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 09:50 PM
Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/28/13 10:21 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I wouldn't know...
I always pass out first Fixed
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 01/29/13 03:05 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
It's amazing what we'll eat in the middle of the night after a few 'beverages'...
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I wouldn't know...
because you drink all times of the day so you're not limited to the middle of the night?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 08:08 PM
You know it's going to be a great day when you wear a new skirt to work that is a size smaller than normal...BECAUSE YOU CAN NOW FIT INTO IT!! Plus, the bathroom on the same floor as my office has the expensive toilet paper in it today. No half-ply for this lucky girl!
Plus, the bathroom on the same floor as my office has the expensive toilet paper in it today. No half-ply for this lucky girl!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 08:19 PM
Ah, the simple joys in life.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:12 PM
wait, Sci Comply is a chick?
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:17 PM
BLowing Peepers mind left and right!
::happy dance:: Got mah vaca time approved. Ooohhh yahhhh
::happy dance:: Got mah vaca time approved. Ooohhh yahhhh
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:24 PM
because I'm so mature, I'm going to leave that one alone
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
wait, Sci Comply is a chick?
Oh no...not another Mani conversation! My Ornabuddy, Matt and P*Q know.....
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:45 PM
<-- ? Me? I know nothing!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 09:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Originally Posted By: Peepers
wait, Sci Comply is a chick?
Oh no...not another Mani conversation! My Ornabuddy, Matt and P*Q know.....
That answers that, but about the skirts dont they call them a kilt for doods?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 10:05 PM
In Fiji they are called a sulu.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/04/13 10:33 PM
Nothing sexier than a man in a kilt. Not so sure about those sulu things though.
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 01:01 PM
Hubby wanted to wear a kilt for our wedding. Kinda glad he wasn't able to pull that off. Our groomsmen made it interesting enough without having the ability to moon people while wearing kilts.
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 02:46 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 03:14 PM
The new lady has a laugh like the Cowardly Lion.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 03:50 PM
That took a lot of courage to post that
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 04:18 PM
If I
Were King
Of the forrrreeeeeest
Were King
Of the forrrreeeeeest
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 04:45 PM
At least they don't have a laugh like Seth Rogen....I'm pretty sure I'd go crazy if I had to listen to that all day!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 05:36 PM
Imagine my lack of surprise when "Necrosis", starring Tiffany, was a dud of a movie. But it was good for a laugh at times abd any movie with guest appearances by Michael Berryman are worth it.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 06:03 PM
wait, so it's not my birthday?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 06:19 PM
it would be if your real name is Bhuvneshwar Kumar
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 06:20 PM
happy weatherpersons day
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 06:45 PM
Here comes the snow!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 07:12 PM
Happy National Pancake Day!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 07:19 PM
I can get behind that holiday!
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 07:21 PM
IHOP (it's an acronym) is giving away free pancakes today!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 07:27 PM
Oh man. I wish there was an International House of Pancakes nearby.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 07:50 PM
Do you think the larger people in the world take advantage?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/05/13 09:04 PM
DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/06/13 01:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
wait, so it's not my birthday?
Your poor thread...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/06/13 02:14 PM
I'll make preparations for the next one
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/07/13 09:23 PM
If your shoe falls off while you are walking and you trip and fall down, apparently you feel like you got beat up the next day. It hurts to breath!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 11:57 AM
Been there, done that, Sci.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 07:26 PM
Outside of my window, I can see the blimp that is flying around the Pebble Beach Pro-Am.
I had no idea that many people would show up to watch a game of golf to warrant the presence of a blimp.
I had no idea that many people would show up to watch a game of golf to warrant the presence of a blimp.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 08:07 PM
Maybe it is for aerial coverage?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 08:34 PM
Come on 5 O'Clock!! Some of us girls from work are having a Big Bang Theory night......Chinese and video games!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 09:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Come on 5 O'Clock!! Some of us girls from work are having a Big Bang Theory night......Chinese and video games!
Don't forget the orange tangerine chicken!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 09:29 PM
Sheldon orders mee krob and chicken satay with extra
peanut ..
peanut ..
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/08/13 09:40 PM
And spicy mustard from the Korean deli
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 12:32 PM
It doesn't get any better than Kate Upton.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 02:24 PM
for some reason I'm hungry for eggs benedict
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 02:30 PM
That SI cover is nice!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 02:32 PM
no kidding, I looked closely to see if anything was noticable through that fabric, unfortunately I didn't see anything
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 02:36 PM
It's Fat Tuesday, not sure what reminded me of that.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 02:38 PM
Originally Posted By: A_G
That SI cover is nice!
The filler isnt just horrible either.
Posted By: A_G
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/12/13 03:06 PM
Ha, ha.
And I woulda worn this.
And I woulda worn this.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 07:30 PM
I can't wait for summer! I love the smell of freshly tedded grass!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 07:45 PM
As long as it's properly tedded, otherwise if it's too clumpy it just stays wet and gets that gross musty smell
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 07:50 PM
I don't know what tedded even means...
<<< townhouse dweller...
<<< townhouse dweller...
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 07:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
As long as it's properly tedded, otherwise if it's too clumpy it just stays wet and gets that gross musty smell
Ya don't say!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 07:58 PM
Originally Posted By: OliveGarden
I don't know what tedded even means...
start a poll
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/15/13 08:23 PM
Why don't you!?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 03:23 PM
I'm so happy!! It's supposed to rain most of the day and there was graupel on my walk to the train this morning!! It was awesome!!
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:01 PM
What's 'graupel'?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:04 PM
graupel is what happens if something isn't properly tedded...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:07 PM
::scratches head::
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:17 PM
I think I know what that meas, we used to get that in Medford. Surprised that you got some there BooBoo.
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:20 PM
They must be preparing for my arrival on Sunday. I've visited Arizona twice in February and each time a cold front was passing through. Looks like it might be in the 60's for highs with lows in the upper 30's while I am there. Still warmer than here....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:31 PM
Originally Posted By: Just Skittles
What's 'graupel'?
Not quite hail, more compact and "bally" than snow. This morning they were the smaller than a pea in size.
Thomas, sorry to hear that. We've had some exciting weather out here the past few months. Don't be fooled into thinking 60s will be warm; bring a jacket.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:32 PM
Oh - thanks for the explanation BB. That's a new term for my vocabulary.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:33 PM
You're welcome. It was new to me too.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:34 PM
Thankfully the Nazis didn't win or we would all be speaking German.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 04:46 PM
Yep, same stuff.
It's cold on the West Coast for sure, this morning was an ice scraper morning here.
It's cold on the West Coast for sure, this morning was an ice scraper morning here.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:13 PM
It's like 15 F here, but the sun is out so I am happy.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:21 PM
AHHHH! The freezing rain/snow has begun. Wind + 1 inch forecasted ice + forest + no guard rails = no power and dangerous trek to work. 
Maybe it will miss us.
::crosses fingers......and legs.....and eyes::
Maybe it will miss us. ::crosses fingers......and legs.....and eyes::
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:21 PM
::hands the Coppertone to mani::
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
AHHHH! The freezing rain/snow has begun. Wind + 1 inch forecasted ice + forest + no guard rails = no power and dangerous trek to work. Maybe it will miss us.
::crosses fingers......and legs.....and eyes::
Maybe it will miss us. ::crosses fingers......and legs.....and eyes::
We're supposed to get it tomorrow: snow followed by sleet and ice. Predictions range from an inch or two to the end of the world as we know it. There will be a run on bread and milk today.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:42 PM
We have really purty snow!
I'm gonna go run in it!
I'm gonna go run in it!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 05:44 PM
I want a nap... 
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 06:34 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
::hands the Coppertone to mani::
::lathers::
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 06:46 PM
my face and ears got sundburned sunday...now my ears are starting to itch where they are peeling...freaking winter...grrrrr
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 06:59 PM
I sure that looks simply lovely...
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 08:04 PM
well, i'm just thankful I don't have ears as big as yours, that would be very embarrassing
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 08:04 PM
:kick:
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 08:19 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
:kickball: My favorite game growing up as a young lass in beautiful New Jersey
Well, thats a non sequitur
Posted By: Sound Tactic
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/20/13 08:29 PM
:P
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 03:36 PM
I could really go for a large orange juice right about now.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 03:40 PM
Is your avi a flying pig?
Well, I'll be.
Well, I'll be.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:03 PM
I want lunch.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:17 PM
Yes, it is a flying pig. On that note, the head of HR brought me a flying pig that I can hang from the ceiling. Just have to remember to bring in batteries this week. It looks like this
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:21 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I want lunch.
me too...i'm really craving a nice bacon cheeseburger, well done, of course...with crinkle fries...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:28 PM
Five Guys has a good bacon cheeseburger. I have them add grilled jalapenos, mayo and hot sauce. Yum!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:41 PM
I'm craving a Coca-Cola burger from Back Alley. YUMMMMMMMMMM.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:42 PM
I made deviled-eggs for a food day today, the place reeks. I take my revenge in subtle ways
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 04:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
Five Guys has a good bacon cheeseburger. I have them add grilled jalapenos, mayo and hot sauce. Yum!!
Great...now I'm going to have to resist the urge to drive halfway across town for a burger.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 05:37 PM
I satisfied my burger jones this weekend. I can be burger free for a while.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 05:39 PM
They dont mow grass in the desert.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 05:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
They dont mow grass in the desert.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 05:56 PM
I've mowed grass here in Phx.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 06:12 PM
But do you have a snow blower??
Sci, have you ever tedded a pile of snow?
Sci, have you ever tedded a pile of snow?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 06:15 PM
Nope, but we could have used a snow blower last week. Or maybe just a snow shovel.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/25/13 06:23 PM
Not snow, but I did ted the ice in my driveway on Saturday so it'd melt before we get more snow today.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 03:07 PM
I keep hearing phantom popcorn popping.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 03:13 PM
Is someone popping their gum loudly?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 03:31 PM
Oy...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 03:37 PM
Grr!!! Gum popping is one of the most annoying habits. Ever!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 03:48 PM
We have a serial gum popper here. It drives everyone bonkers.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 05:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I keep hearing phantom popcorn popping.
It could be someone playing that 70's hit "Hot Buttered Popcorn"
Yeah, its a real song....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 07:12 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I keep hearing phantom popcorn popping.
Is someone popping bubble wrap? If so, shame on them for not sharing!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 07:34 PM
I like Peepers' tagline.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 10:07 PM
I'm having dinner with a fellow BOL-er tonight!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/27/13 10:50 PM
My condolences
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 01:44 PM
I never get invited to lunch. . . .
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 02:07 PM
I could not be Batman.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 02:10 PM
Why not? Sheldon says he can.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 04:01 PM
I smell curry
::sniffs armpits::
Nope.....
::sniffs armpits::
Nope.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 04:28 PM
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 06:20 PM
::gets out 'code' booklet::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 07:10 PM
I want to go home.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 07:12 PM
Is that code for something I do not have a code book.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 07:12 PM
I don't wanna read these CFPB rules.....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 07:15 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Is that code for something I do not have a code book.
::starts calibrating::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 07:15 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Is that code for something I do not have a code book.
It's code for "I don't want to work today."
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 08:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
I don't wanna read these CFPB rules.....
Just to show you how insane my work is lately, I actually want to read those rules, rather than do what I'm doing.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 09:05 PM
<----just shrieked in horror.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 09:06 PM
Spider???!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 09:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
I don't wanna read these CFPB rules.....
Just to show you how insane my work is lately, I actually want to read those rules, rather than do what I'm doing.
You could try listening to some Megadeth.
::beats Peepers to the punch::
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 02/28/13 09:11 PM
Bring it on. I'm ready for it.
Crank the volume, too.
Crank the volume, too.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/01/13 04:13 AM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I'm having dinner with a fellow BOL-er tonight!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/01/13 02:05 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/01/13 06:28 PM
I miss the little flashing message flag.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/01/13 10:16 PM
I'll never stop trying
I'll never stop watching as you leave
I'll never stop losing my breath
Every time I see you looking back at me
I'll never stop holding your hand
I'll never stop opening your door
I'll never stop choosing you babe
I'll never get used to you
I'll never stop watching as you leave
I'll never stop losing my breath
Every time I see you looking back at me
I'll never stop holding your hand
I'll never stop opening your door
I'll never stop choosing you babe
I'll never get used to you
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 04:23 PM
Why are all the good pho places closed on Tuesdays?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 04:25 PM
We have a new one here in town that I've been wanting to try. Apparently pho is all the rage these days, but this is our first. We have a couple Vietnamese places, but I'm assuming there's a difference of some sort.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 04:49 PM
Depending on how adventurous you are with food, you may or may not like pho. I love mine with beef tendon or tripe.
Posted By: mtngrrl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 04:58 PM
I love pho with bbq beef and egg rolls...yum!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 05:12 PM
I'm pretty adventurous, I'll try just about anything at least once, and there are very few things I don't like. Now that I've looked it up, the place I usually go has pho dishes on their menu. I'll have to give it a try sometime. Mmmmm tendon!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 05:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We have a new one here in town that I've been wanting to try. Apparently pho is all the rage these days, but this is our first. We have a couple Vietnamese places, but I'm assuming there's a difference of some sort.
There certainly can be. Our little Vietnamese mom and pop joint is the bomb! But some of the Japanese and Chinese places are starting to try to get into the act. These of course are not genuine pho.
So the question is simple... Real pho or faux pho?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 05:33 PM
I just had an awesome South Indian meal. Fresh tandoori chicken, rogan josh, fresh naan, basmati, samosas...
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 05:43 PM
Great. Now I'm hungry.
Hitting up the local Middle Eastern buffet next week with a co-worker for lunch. hopefully its good.
Hitting up the local Middle Eastern buffet next week with a co-worker for lunch. hopefully its good.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:06 PM
If you're hungry now, you'll never make it to next week! I'd reschedule immediately.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We have a new one here in town that I've been wanting to try. Apparently pho is all the rage these days, but this is our first. We have a couple Vietnamese places, but I'm assuming there's a difference of some sort.
There certainly can be. Our little Vietnamese mom and pop joint is the bomb! But some of the Japanese and Chinese places are starting to try to get into the act. These of course are not genuine pho.
So the question is simple... Real pho or faux pho?
I pity the faux pho - Mr. Tea
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:21 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We have a new one here in town that I've been wanting to try. Apparently pho is all the rage these days, but this is our first. We have a couple Vietnamese places, but I'm assuming there's a difference of some sort.
There certainly can be. Our little Vietnamese mom and pop joint is the bomb! But some of the Japanese and Chinese places are starting to try to get into the act. These of course are not genuine pho.
So the question is simple... Real pho or faux pho?
I pity the faux pho - Mr. Tea
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:44 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I just had an awesome South Indian meal. Fresh tandoori chicken, rogan josh, fresh naan, basmati, samosasmimosas...
Fixed for accuracy
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:50 PM
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/05/13 06:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I just had an awesome South Indian meal. Hadia:, Fenny:, Toddy,, Sonti:, samosasmimosas...
Fixed for accuracy
Really fixed
Thanks wiki
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 05:36 PM
Peeling this banana is like shucking corn. It didn't look that green.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 06:51 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Peeling this banana is like shucking corn. It didn't look that green.
In a pinch a spoon works nicely for slicing a banana. I’m just a regular Heloise full of helpful hints this morning!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 07:28 PM
So does a straight razor if you happpen to have one handy, like in your boot or taped to your leg.
Ummmm.....not that I would do that.
Ummmm.....not that I would do that.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 07:39 PM
I have found I can roll around on my chair much easier now that I've properly calibrated the floor mat under my desk.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 07:59 PM
Do you push off from the desk and go sailing across the room to the printer?? I tried that, hit a file cabinet. Oddly, that cabinet is not between my desk and the printer.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 08:02 PM
It would take a pretty strong push to pinball-machine myself around two corners on carpet to the closest printer.
Challenge Accepted.
Challenge Accepted.
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/06/13 08:16 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I just had an awesome South Indiana meal. Fried chicken, sweet corn, and pop...
fixed
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 04:53 PM
Do you think if I wrote "Hammer Time" on my lunch in the fridge people would get the hint?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 05:02 PM
Originally Posted By: mtngrrl
I love pho with bbq beef and egg rolls...yum!
I love my pho with phee, phie, and phum
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 05:23 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Do you think if I wrote "Hammer Time" on my lunch in the fridge people would get the hint?
!!!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 05:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Do you think if I wrote "Hammer Time" on my lunch in the fridge people would get the hint?
Try "Specimen" instead.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 05:27 PM
HAHA!!! That would work!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 05:28 PM
I'd hit it with a hammer. Just sayin. But, I'm a rule follower.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 06:44 PM
I'm so excited! Going to see Cesar Millan tonight. Woo Hoo!!
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm corny. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm corny. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 06:46 PM
Originally Posted By: The Minion
I'm so excited! Going to see Cesar Millan tonight. Woo Hoo!!
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm cornyCRAZY. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm cornyCRAZY. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 06:54 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: The Minion
I'm so excited! Going to see Cesar Millan tonight. Woo Hoo!!
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm cornyCRAZY. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
I know, I know. My boss thinks I'm cornyCRAZY. When it comes to my fluffs, I guess I am.
Crazy people can not think anyone else is crazy. That's why I put corny.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 07:25 PM
I don't see anything wrong with me brining in 4 different containers of ice cream for Mario's birthday. Who's to say I'll still want vanilla when second lunch comes around. Perhap the carrot cake ice cream will be on my mind.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 07:37 PM
I thought a brine was water and salt and such.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 07:41 PM
Originally Posted By: The Minion
I'm so excited! Going to see Cesar Millan tonight. Woo Hoo!!
Obedience training tips for DeeQ?
♥ Monkeybutt!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/07/13 11:13 PM
Everybody acts so serious
How am I gonna show that cowboy I'm alive?
Fight, fight, this is my fight
You're no one and it's unlikely you'll have this
My friend is bombed, by the way
And I doubt that you'll have this
Now you go away, na-na-na
And they're so depressing
Can't make my body stop doing this
Now sing...
How am I gonna show that cowboy I'm alive?
Fight, fight, this is my fight
You're no one and it's unlikely you'll have this
My friend is bombed, by the way
And I doubt that you'll have this
Now you go away, na-na-na
And they're so depressing
Can't make my body stop doing this
Now sing...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 01:56 PM
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:04 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend.
Doesnt all that fur on your tongue get icky?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:11 PM
In the tub, dearie.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:50 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend.
Plz post video.
kthxbai!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:55 PM
Put soap in toilet, drop cat in, slam lid as quick as possible, sit on it. Flush multiple times, clear a path to the door, lift lid.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:56 PM
You gotta laugh at the moment you realize why Words with Friends won't accept your word..........
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 02:58 PM
I'm super excited!! It's raining today. I've been waiting all week for the rain and I couldn't be happier. Yea!!!!!
Also, I realized that once you learn to laugh at yourself, it's much easier to laugh at others.
Also, I realized that once you learn to laugh at yourself, it's much easier to laugh at others.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
You gotta laugh at the moment you realize why Words with Friends won't accept your word..........
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
Patronus?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:00 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend.
Plz post video.
kthxbai!
He actually tolerates it pretty well.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:02 PM
Well that's no fun.
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:11 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend, dress him up in various outfits, and post the pictures on facebook.
^^^^^^^Crazy cat lady^^^^^^^^^^
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:18 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
You gotta laugh at the moment you realize why Words with Friends won't accept your word..........
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
Patronus?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 03:19 PM
Originally Posted By: thomasj
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I think I am gonna give my cat a bath this weekend, dress him up in various outfits, and post the pictures on facebook.
^^^^^^^Crazy cat lady^^^^^^^^^^
That he will NOT tolerate well.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/08/13 04:10 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
You gotta laugh at the moment you realize why Words with Friends won't accept your word..........
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
BECAUSE IT'S PART OF A HARRY POTTER SPELL!!
^^^^ plans to try out for next season of King of the Nerds
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 04:03 PM
My boots won't stay up.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 04:06 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
My boots won't stay up.
i was going to suggest putting on a bra, then i realized i initially read it wrong
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 04:08 PM
She's not that old.
Do they make fuzzy boot suspenders?? They should.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 04:30 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: manimal
My boots won't stay up.
i was going to suggest putting on a bra, then i realized i initially read it wrong
Happy!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 05:09 PM
Here kitty, kitty...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 05:39 PM
I'm so hungry.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 05:40 PM
join the club
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 06:28 PM
I do not recommend anything from the breakfast menu at the Bell!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 06:54 PM
via text, 5 mins ago:
me: please call me before track
son: no track, I injured my thumb.
me: What??? Really???
does he run on his freakin hands?
me: please call me before track
son: no track, I injured my thumb.
me: What??? Really???
does he run on his freakin hands?
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 07:16 PM
Oh, but he can text with that injured thumb?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 07:22 PM
Uh-huh, go figure.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 07:45 PM
most cro-magnon men use their arms for propulsion..assuming he lives in New Jersey, this is likely why
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 07:45 PM
I really like how that epilator makes my ears feel.
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/11/13 07:49 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I really like how that epilator makes my ears feel.
Spew alert, please BaBo!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:10 PM
I had such a weird dream last night. It was like a horror/thriller movie. It was odd since usually my dreams involve me in some way, but in this one I wasn't, I was just watching it like a movie. It was about a kid in an orphanage. This shady character showed up and basically killed everyone else in the place. The kid survived, hiding in a closet. Got found later, ended up getting adopted. Not log after, the murderer showed up again, offed the whole family, except the kid again. Then it ended with the kid coming back out of another closet where he'd been hiding, approaching the killer but as he walked up to the figure, it was a mirror and the kid was holding the gun himself.
Not a great plot twist at the end, but still weird to dream about!
Not a great plot twist at the end, but still weird to dream about!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:18 PM
Stop watching vampire movies before bedtime!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I had such a weird dream last night. It was like a horror/thriller movie. It was odd since usually my dreams involve me in some way, but in this one I wasn't, I was just watching it like a movie. It was about a kid in an orphanage. This shady character showed up and basically killed everyone else in the place. The kid survived, hiding in a closet. Got found later, ended up getting adopted. Not log after, the murderer showed up again, offed the whole family, except the kid again. Then it ended with the kid coming back out of another closet where he'd been hiding, approaching the killer but as he walked up to the figure, it was a mirror and the kid was holding the gun himself.
Not a great plot twist at the end, but still weird to dream about!
Not a great plot twist at the end, but still weird to dream about!
Write it up and sell it to tarentino (and send me a % for the idea)
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:32 PM
Seems to be on-par with a lot of the stuff coming out these days, who knows, it might sell.
And this had nothing to do with vampires Mani, sheesh.
And this had nothing to do with vampires Mani, sheesh.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:38 PM
It always has something to do with vampires.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:40 PM
if they do the movie, we talk them into hiring Mani to play both the guy and girl part.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:41 PM
the sex scene could be awkward
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:48 PM
Sadly, there was none of that in this dream.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:51 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Stop watching vampire movies before bedtime!
clearly not vampire related as the antagonist saw themselves in a mirror, which vampires can't do...which makes me question how do vampires always have their hair perfectly done if they can't see to fix it...
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 02:53 PM
Matt, no more 'shrooms before bed......
I had a weird dream last night too. Usually I can relate a dream to things that have happened recently or to something I have been thinking about but this one was crazy. Random people that I have not seen or thought about for months.
I had a weird dream last night too. Usually I can relate a dream to things that have happened recently or to something I have been thinking about but this one was crazy. Random people that I have not seen or thought about for months.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:00 PM
me?
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:06 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
me?
No Deeq, I think of you often
I pass several bars on the way home from work
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:11 PM
I had mushrooms with dinner...but this dream was easily 10 hours later so it seems unlikely they were tainted! And I don't have any sort of "medicinal" fungi, or other plants around, so that's not it. I need to recreate this situation, then I can dream up movies and quit working!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:16 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Write it up and sell it to tarentino (and send me a % for the idea)
If Tarentino makes it, it will just be watered down into another movie with cartoonish ultra-violence, over-use of curse words and all of the scenes will be out of chronological order to add an artsy spin to a tired recycled plot.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:23 PM
Exactly, and it will make hundreds of millions!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:27 PM
I got a bonus raise at work.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:29 PM
I remember every dream I have when I'm sleeping so I've started writing them all down. Maybe I'll write Sci-Fi books in the future. I'll give my BOL peeps a shout out!
I'll give my BOL peeps a shout out!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:32 PM
i rarely remember dreams, although I had one recently where I was a rancher, and PETA was protesting because I wouldn't name my cows or chickens...but i had names for my horses...
every morning when i drove out to work, there they would be, chanting "name your chickens, name your cows..." very strange indeed
every morning when i drove out to work, there they would be, chanting "name your chickens, name your cows..." very strange indeed
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:33 PM
you should have offered them some chicken nuggets or a hamburger
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:37 PM
Aren't those PETA people against having pets also?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:40 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I got a bonus raise at work.
WOOT!!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:50 PM
Originally Posted By: Bacon BooBoo
I got a bonus raise at work.
A BaconBooBooBonus?!?!
Booyah!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 03:51 PM
I'll believe that when pigs fl--errr, nevermind.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 04:41 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
me?
Only in the Chantix dreams, baby
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 04:45 PM
Monkey Butt! ♥
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 04:46 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I'll believe that when pigs fl--errr, nevermind.
I actually have a "flying pig" on my desk at work. He's super cute, flaps his wings, and I call him Hermann.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 04:48 PM
Why the two NNs Babo?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 05:01 PM
I'd like to see him!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 05:32 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Why the two NNs Babo?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 05:37 PM
Aw... how sweet.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/12/13 05:39 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Aw... how sweet.
Actually cannibalistic: Pigs=bacon=nom nom
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 01:11 PM
Today is my Friday. Hi Joker.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 02:49 PM
Interesting challenge for today....if/when you laugh today, do not open your mouth. Keep your lips sealed! It's hard to do and makes you laugh even harder!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 03:44 PM
That just means I snort!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 04:38 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Interesting challenge for today....if/when you laugh today, do not open your mouth. Keep your lips sealed! It's hard to do and makes you laugh even harder!
Do not do this if you have a head cold or or allergies!
Unless, of course, you near somebody that is irritiating you....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 05:48 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
That just means I snort!
Is Isnort a DeLorean simulator app for the iphone?
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/14/13 05:53 PM
Okay GD, you got me to laugh, (after I read it a few times so it would sink in!)
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/15/13 01:40 PM
Note to future self....if you have already shaken and opened your can of tomato juice, do NOT shake it again before drinking unless you brought extra clothes to change into.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/15/13 01:49 PM
Happy Friday to you!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/15/13 03:02 PM
I've never really had a strong desire to go on a cruise. Needless to say, I have even less interest in one, now.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/15/13 03:15 PM
Yeah, it seems as though the CQ at Carnival may have slipped a bit.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/15/13 08:19 PM
Shazaam!! and the art of profiling.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 02:33 PM
How would you like to get a call while on vacation (out of the country) from the local PD because they had just broken up a party at your house? Not that uncommon I suppose, but in my boss's case, she had her teenage kids with her, so they weren't the source of the party! About a 15 kids "broke" into her house using a spare key apparently, drank all their booze from a nicely stocked liquor cabinet, got sick all over the place, and to top it off, probably are responsible for messing up one of the downspout attachments which appears to be the cause of some fairly extensive basement flooding. A former friend of her teenage daughter knew where the key was. Seven of them were still in the house when the cops showed up, and all got arrested.
The funny thing (sad funny) is that the kids were posting pictures on Instagram during the party and my boss's daughter is able to identify several other kids that were present at the time. Bunch of entitled rich kids, apparently thought it was a great idea! Feel bad for everything she's trying to juggle while just home from being gone for 10-days and trying to catch up at work too.
The funny thing (sad funny) is that the kids were posting pictures on Instagram during the party and my boss's daughter is able to identify several other kids that were present at the time. Bunch of entitled rich kids, apparently thought it was a great idea! Feel bad for everything she's trying to juggle while just home from being gone for 10-days and trying to catch up at work too.
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 02:44 PM
Oh My Goodness! Some parents would be reimbursing me for all that damage and cleanup!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:11 PM
That sounds like a John Hughes movie plot! Wow, what a bummer to come home to!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:15 PM
a truly good employee would use this opportunity to express concern to the boss, and then offer to house sit for all future planned vacations...just be sure not to rifle through her underwear drawer when you're staying there, that would be creepy...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:20 PM
I know I should be really excited about the Jodi Arias case being in town, but she just is too nutty for words.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:31 PM
Can't wait for VLV 16!!!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:49 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
a truly good employee would use this opportunity to express concern to the boss, and then offer to house sit for all future planned vacations...just be sure not to rifle through her underwear drawer when you're staying there, that would be creepy...
Her house is massive, I think there could be a party going on there with me in the house and I still might not know! And she could snap me in half, so I wouldn't risk doing anything shady there. I'm surprised she doesn't have hidden cameras in that place! Maybe she will now.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 03:52 PM
Hopefully the kids weren't alerted to the empty house by fb statuses and tweets.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 04:06 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Can't wait for VLV 16!!!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 05:11 PM
Really?!?
YES!!!! I'm going. I am going to work this year on the production team. This is a family event for me, my cousins put this on every year.
I wish I had more clothes to take although I guess I have enough to get by!
What did you play in the band??
YES!!!! I'm going. I am going to work this year on the production team. This is a family event for me, my cousins put this on every year.
I wish I had more clothes to take although I guess I have enough to get by!
What did you play in the band??
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 05:56 PM
I played a regular electric bass and I also had a custom-painted pink pearly upright bass that I hand glued over 1,000 rhinestones on! I sang some as well. I miss playing a lot. We hope to get to the VLV for our 15 year wedding anniversary!
I miss playing a lot. We hope to get to the VLV for our 15 year wedding anniversary!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 05:58 PM
It is sunny and 75 today, not a cloud in the sky, slight breeze blowing, and humidity under 40%. Dang, I hate winter!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 06:09 PM
Well let me know when you can make it and if I'm there we can meet up!!
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/19/13 06:32 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
It is sunny and 75 today, not a cloud in the sky, slight breeze blowing, and humidity under 40%. Dang, I hate winter!
Not my friend!!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 04:30 PM
so my tummy last night wasn't feeling so well
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 04:32 PM
I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with tech support for a password reset. I kept telling the support person my first name, but she kept calling me Mary. It was almost comical towards the end!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 04:40 PM
You should have not responded and when she kept asking "Mary? Mary? Are you there?" then been all "Oh, I figured you were talking to someone else. You know, someone actually named Mary."
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 06:00 PM
Was tech support speaking in a heavy-foreign accent but said his name was "Jim?"
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 06:20 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Was tech support speaking in a heavy-foreign accent but said his name was "Jim?"
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 06:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
so my tummy last night wasn't feeling so well
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
Sounds like a mega-death wish to me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 07:38 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Was tech support speaking in a heavy-foreign accent but said his name was "Jim?"
Not Peggy?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 09:04 PM
We use inner-office envelopes to courier documents between the branches. If I have one for a coworker that has their door shut or locked, I have recently found myself making a game of getting it as far into their office as I can. It's kind of like skipping rocks.........you have to get the right down-swing angle on the envelope to get it to go farther under the door. I actually got one far enough to go under my supervisor's desk today! (a good 8 feet under the door)
Is it 5 o'clock yet?
I actually got one far enough to go under my supervisor's desk today! (a good 8 feet under the door)Is it 5 o'clock yet?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/20/13 09:24 PM
I want to work in your office, LOL.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:38 AM
Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
so my tummy last night wasn't feeling so well
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
to remedy this I thought four bean burritos from Taco Bell would help
to those who may be thinking about doing something similar, word to the wise, it was NOT a good idea
Sounds like a mega-death wish to me.
Point: Sinatra Fan!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 01:15 PM
I was Sweating Bullets
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 02:29 PM
It's so cold in the office today my teeth are chattering.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 02:32 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
It's so cold in the office today my teeth are chattering.
move to Arkansas, one requirement is not having teeth...problem solved (alternatively, you could use Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, Louisiana, Tennessee as alternative locales)
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 02:42 PM
It was 67 in here this morning. I moved it to 69. I freeze, the others burn up. I drink lots of hot tea and have a blanket at my desk.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 02:49 PM
I fear the day my space heater gives out. 
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 02:56 PM
I cant have one, I dont have a wall outlet.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:06 PM
How can you not have a wall outlet in an office?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:07 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
How can you not have a wall outlet in an office?
Based upon prior posts I would say that they do not have electric or running water in her part of the state.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:09 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Jen
It was 67 in here this morning. I moved it to 69. I freeze, the others burn up. I drink lots of hot tea and have a blanket at my desk.
I wish I had that problem! If it even gets down to 70 I get excited. We have 2 people that are constantly freezing and prefer it closer to 80, 2 (including me) that would prefer 70, and the rest are in the middle or don't care. It's usually around 75-76 and it sucks.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:13 PM
I'm get my hair cut after work today.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:14 PM
You're going to look mahvelous!!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:23 PM
Why thank you, dahling!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:33 PM
Jen - 2 words.....
extension cord
extension cord
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:34 PM
I would have to have a very long one and I'm sure that would be banned as some type of OSHA violation.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:37 PM
We used to have a woman here who left her heater on 24-7. She'd never turn it off. I'm amazed to this day the building didn't burn down one night.
(Probably because once the rest of us caught on what she was doing, we'd go in her cube after she left and unplug the thing.)
(Probably because once the rest of us caught on what she was doing, we'd go in her cube after she left and unplug the thing.)
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 03:59 PM
How is your computer powered if you don't have a wall outlet?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 04:00 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
How is your computer powered if you don't have a wall outlet?
Originally Posted By: RR Jen
Wait, you get to have a computer in your office?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 04:24 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Jen - 2 words.....
extension cord
extension cord
They tend to loose power after about a mile.
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 04:31 PM
I have known Jen for quite a while and never realized that she was Amish
Posted By: Bluesfan57
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 05:01 PM
moved my comment to the BAR
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 06:02 PM
I'd like to give a shout out to RR Sarah! Thank oyu! ♥
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 06:37 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 07:34 PM
Blech!!!! We hit 80 degrees on Saturday and now it's snowing with freezing rain tonight through tomorrow night. Yuck.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/21/13 07:51 PM
80?! We'd be lucky to hit half of that.
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:04 PM
I'm actually starting to hate the Groundhog jokes more than the fact that spring is still not here.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:24 PM
Spring is here, I bbqed in a tshirt last night and tonight plowing snow.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:31 PM
hey, we could actually get down in the 30's tonight!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
hey, we could actually get down in the 30's tonight!
Bad weather in TX? put on the a/c.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:53 PM
<<< so relieved the snowstorm missed us!! I did not feel like dragging out the shovel again.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 12:54 PM
i'm only working 3 days that end in "Y" this week...
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 02:46 PM
When I woke up this morning, I told myself that I would try to use the word "stoked" 15 times during the day at work. So far I'm at 5.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 02:47 PM
I just found out there is a Baconfest in Chicago. Thank you Goose Island and Twitter.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:00 PM
I just found out I'm going to try to squeeze in a trip to Chicago.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:27 PM
I hate when I am forced to change my password at work...first, i always forget to update the sticky-note on the bottom of the keyboard...and i usually am good for at least one suspension the day i changed it...InfoSec must think me having any PC access is putting the bank in grave danger
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:34 PM
I think that simply by virtue of you working there that is potentially putting the bank in grave danger.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:37 PM
Grave danger?
Is there any other kind?
Is there any other kind?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:38 PM
Happy birthday, Peepers!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:46 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Grave danger?
Is there any other kind?
Is there any other kind?
gravy danger?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:46 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Happy birthday, Peepers!
you're the best BB!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:56 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
i always forget to update the sticky-note on the bottom of the keyboard...
::notes that Happy keeps is passwords on a Post-It in plain sight::
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 03:59 PM
Happy - isn't that from 'A Few Good Men'?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 04:02 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
i always forget to update the sticky-note on the bottom of the keyboard...
::notes that Happy keeps is passwords on a Post-It in plain sight::
Not plain sight I'm guessing, I think you might have to flip over his keyboard.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 04:03 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Grave danger?
Is there any other kind?
Is there any other kind?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 04:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Just Skittles
Happy - isn't that from 'A Few Good Men'?
i'm not aware that anyone in a Few Good Men kept their passwords under their keyboard
oh, the quote...yes, it is
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 07:13 PM
I remember when cordless phones had antennas that were 12” that one would extend upon picking up the receiver.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/25/13 07:27 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I remember when cordless phones had antennas that were 12” that one would extend upon picking up the receiver.
wait, they don't have those anymore? What's next, you're going to tell me that cell phones don't need that carrying bag i have?
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/26/13 03:05 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyO'Gilmore
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I remember when cordless phones had antennas that were 12” that one would extend upon picking up the receiver.
wait, they don't have those anymore? What's next, you're going to tell me that cell phones don't need that carrying bag i have?
Happy, you don't even need the physical book anymore to read a book. They have this thing now called a Kindle/Nook/tablet.
Times are changing. But I think your bag phone is still acceptable. So is your rotary phone.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/26/13 05:11 PM
I think the Jodi Arias case is fizzling in regards to keeping us interested.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/26/13 07:44 PM
It's always a disappointment when you buy seedless grapes and they still have seeds.
Posted By: tdogz
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/26/13 08:05 PM
That sounds like it would be a UDAAP violation for the store
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/26/13 08:07 PM
Return them and request compensatory damages. Be prepared to spit out the seeds into their hands or faces as proof if necessary!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 06:41 PM
When grabbing sushi, don't miss the part of the label that indicates the meat is "vegetarian". It doesn't mean the animal was only fed plants...
It wasn't bad, but if I'd wanted vegetarian food, I'd have chosen something else.
It wasn't bad, but if I'd wanted vegetarian food, I'd have chosen something else.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 06:50 PM
I think there's still a few fish on my neighbor's lawn if you're interested...
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 06:51 PM
Oh, now you're just being gilly.....but I'm still laugh-fin.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 07:00 PM
I think my mix of soy, whey protein, profane mushrooms, vegetarian seasoning, and vegetarian "essence" (what the heck does that mean?? do they steal part of the soul of a vegetarian?) might be better than your old, frozen front yard fish!
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 07:23 PM
Matt - spew warning, please.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 07:28 PM
Hopefully there is no other spewing involved! If so, I blame the "essence".
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/27/13 08:38 PM
The other day, I was at a friend's house and the group of us decided to watch the final installment of Twilight. Because he has a hi-def TV, it was very clear when scenes were CGIed and I spent most of the movie chuckling about how goofy it was.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/28/13 12:08 PM
The service entrance is clear
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/28/13 01:24 PM
not again....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/28/13 10:01 PM
Why is it, after I've printed out the company directory, I still get asked to look up extensions for other people!?! Um, hello! I gave you a copy of the directory and you can look names up just as easily as I can. Lazy buns!
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 03:06 PM
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What I feel like while reviewing loans for RESPA compliance.
What I feel like while reviewing loans for RESPA compliance.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 03:10 PM
Also, what Deeq looks like when she realizes she emptied the last Tanq bottle and the next pallet delivery isn't for another 2 hours!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 04:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Also, what Deeq looks like when she realizes she emptied the last Tanq bottle and the next pallet delivery isn't for another 2 hours!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 04:24 PM
not enough hair
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 05:52 PM
Something is wrong with these cookies. They don't taste good with chips.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 05:59 PM
These pretzels are making you thirsty?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 03/29/13 06:09 PM
Also yes.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 01:29 PM
Ysp, McD's cheeseburgers are just as gross as I remember.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 02:59 PM
I found two pairs of underpants under my dresser.
I think they were trying to escape.
Oh the horror......
I think they were trying to escape.
Oh the horror......
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 03:03 PM
But were they yours to begin with??
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 03:15 PM
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back they’re yours
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 05:21 PM
I changed my password today and keep putting in the old one when signing on to my computer. Grr!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 05:39 PM
Ryan really needs to do a better job of keeping crazy Carrie Anne locked in the cellar.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 05:44 PM
I had an odd conversation with a neighbor the other day.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 07:01 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
I changed my password today and keep putting in the old one when signing on to my computer. Grr!!!
don't you just use Password (with a number at the end) as your password? it's so much easier
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 07:23 PM
whenever i change mine, i put a note on the PC and keyboard that says "password changed, if you don't remember it look under the keyboard where you taped it". I find this to be very helpful.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/01/13 11:41 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
I changed my password today and keep putting in the old one when signing on to my computer. Grr!!!
don't you just use Password (with a number at the end) as your password? it's so much easier
I've already used Password# (0-9) and even passWord#. And like HappyO', I keep my current password written down (in my top, locked drawer, though).
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 11:34 AM
Did people really need to send so darn many emails while I was out of the office for two days? I DON'T need to feel the love this much.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 11:40 AM
yes
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 12:51 PM
Originally Posted By: NotPerfect
Did people really need to send so darn many emails while I was out of the office for two days? I DON'T need to feel the love this much.
i feel your pain, 265 emails for the 2 days i took off...and for once i didn't check them on blackberry
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 01:19 PM
I made the same mistake, happiness.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 01:59 PM
new year, new vacation plan by me...when i'm off, i'm off...no checking email, phone gets turned off, my direct reports and boss have my personal cell if they need to get me - but it better be worth it...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 02:02 PM
I like that plan.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 02:05 PM
so far i like it as well...except for the morning when i return and spend 4 hours filtering email...but it makes for pleasurable time off to recharge
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 03:14 PM
It's *always* juror number five!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 03:44 PM
I don't want a cat, especially a black one, I will foster it, but it is only temporary! I am not keeping it!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 08:38 PM
Women love men who are groomed to the max!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/02/13 08:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
I don't want a cat, especially a black one, I will foster it, but it is only temporary! I am not keeping it!
Put rabbit ears on it after you've fostered it and turn it loose in Just Skittle's yard; she'll take care of it.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/03/13 03:22 PM
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.
Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/03/13 06:02 PM
You know that person that spends their days scouting the internet and collecting email addresses from websites in order to sell lists to companies that want to market their stupid products and services?
Yeah, I want to punch that person in the face.
kthxbai!
Yeah, I want to punch that person in the face.
kthxbai!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/03/13 06:21 PM
Read "krebs on security" blog...most of those guys are in Russia or former Russian areas...
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/03/13 06:26 PM
Peggy?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/03/13 09:44 PM
Nothing thrills an auditor more than breaking out a new red pencil. My day is complete and my soul is full.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:35 AM
Another person that needs to be punched in the face is the one who thought to put stoplights at freeway on-ramps and interchanges.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 01:17 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Nothing thrills an auditor more than breaking out a new red pencil. My day is complete and my soul is full.
My favorite day is the day we get now seasonally-colored Post-Its. I will literally shove others out of the way so I get first pick.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 02:12 PM
It used to bother me that drinking at work was frowned upon...people would be counseled for violating policy and risk termination...then i dicovered that you could take Nyquil, Dayquil, Vick 44D, or a host of other cough medicines which are 50% or greater alcohol, and tell people you are on medicine for a cold, and not only could you be at work intoxicated, but they will actually feel sorry for you for being under the weather...
i'm currently suffereing my 5th "major" cold this year! And treating it appropriately, too!!!!!
i'm currently suffereing my 5th "major" cold this year! And treating it appropriately, too!!!!!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 02:19 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
It used to bother me that drinking at work was frowned upon...people would be counseled for violating policy and risk termination...then i dicovered that you could take Nyquil, Dayquil, Vick 44D, or a host of other cough medicines which are 50% or greater alcohol, and tell people you are on medicine for a cold, and not only could you be at work intoxicated, but they will actually feel sorry for you for being under the weather...
i'm currently suffereing my 5th "major" cold this year! And treating it appropriately, too!!!!!
i'm currently suffereing my 5th "major" cold this year! And treating it appropriately, too!!!!!
Someone is hanging out in NJ to often.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 02:31 PM
I am getting a little tired of all these posts people do on FB about "Click Like if you love your mother, Ignore if you don't". I love my mother.....I support the troops.....I don't support bullying.....I love my grandma. I don't need to click on a post to prove it.
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 02:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I am getting a little tired of all these posts people do on FB about "Click Like if you love your mother, Ignore if you don't". I love my mother.....I support the troops.....I don't support bullying.....I love my grandma. I don't need to click on a post to prove it.
I'm right there with you! I hate those posts....
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I am getting a little tired of all these posts people do on FB about "Click Like if you love your mother, Ignore if you don't". I love my mother.....I support the troops.....I don't support bullying.....I love my grandma. I don't need to click on a post to prove it.
what happens if your mom is on facebook and your sibling clicks on the post to show they love your mom and you don't? your poor mom would be devastated to find via facebook that you don't lover her...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:12 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I am getting a little tired of all these posts people do on FB about "Click Like if you love your mother, Ignore if you don't". I love my mother.....I support the troops.....I don't support bullying.....I love my grandma. I don't need to click on a post to prove it.
Or the "If I get a million likes I get a pony!" pictures... Those drive me bonkers. Laziest way to show support of anything IMO. Go volunteer! Go donate food or money or your talents or your time!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:14 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I am getting a little tired of all these posts people do on FB about "Click Like if you love your mother, Ignore if you don't". I love my mother.....I support the troops.....I don't support bullying.....I love my grandma. I don't need to click on a post to prove it.
Or the "If I get a million likes I get a pony!" pictures... Those drive me bonkers. Laziest way to show support of anything IMO. Go volunteer! Go donate food or money or your talents or your time!
I want to show my support for this post but BOL has no "like" button.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:26 PM
I love the spoof ones that are out now... I'll see if I can find one. They are hilarious.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:42 PM
My favorite is "Like if you love God. Ignore to go to he!!."
I can see it now as I approach the pearly gates......they begin to slowly close and the angels all waggle their fingers at me with disdain.....all because I didn't like a FB post.
I can see it now as I approach the pearly gates......they begin to slowly close and the angels all waggle their fingers at me with disdain.....all because I didn't like a FB post.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:52 PM
I only like funny animal pictures, things about running, and autocorrect fails. And whatever George Takei posts. And everything Freak posts. And the three pictures of new shoes BBB posts every day.
Okay, I like stuff. But those things I want to dislike! Bring it on, I'll take my chances with going south in the afterlife, or someone not getting a pony.
Okay, I like stuff. But those things I want to dislike! Bring it on, I'll take my chances with going south in the afterlife, or someone not getting a pony.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:53 PM
I follow God on Twitter. He's got a good sense of humor.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 03:54 PM
Freak's bunny rabbit with the hatchet pic gave me the giggles.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:16 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I follow God on Twitter. He's got a good sense of humor.
Now whoever is running that stuff is way more likely to be heading to the fiery pit than me!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:29 PM
I thought all unicorns go to heaven?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:29 PM
Because you're magical and mythical!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:35 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I thought all unicorns go to heaven?
They do; that's why a group of unicorns is called a "blessing" (don't ask how I know that.....)
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:45 PM
See Matt? You're saved with that avi.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:46 PM
I'm not going to ask how you know a lot of things.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:49 PM
!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:49 PM
::stares::
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 04:59 PM
I don't need to be saved from anything, except accusations of using my horn to assault certain lenders and management team members. It wasn't me, honest!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:06 PM
Huh...guess you can buy Matt's head....who would have thought....
http://mcphee.com/shop/magical-unicorn-mask.html
http://mcphee.com/shop/magical-unicorn-mask.html
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:20 PM
I just got invited to a hoppin' gig!!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:41 PM
i've been frog gigging...is that the same as a hoppin' gig?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:44 PM
I can see the relation but, NO.
Do you eat the frogs??
Do you eat the frogs??
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:48 PM
the only green stuff i eat is lime jello...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 05:50 PM
mint chocolate chip ice cream
do I get the last word?
do I get the last word?
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:05 PM
MMMM, Shamrock Shake.......
Nope, I do
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
do I get the last word?
Nope, I do
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:12 PM
Shamrock shake -- shudder
This one time, in high school, I foolishly experimented with alcohol. The next morning I felt very ill. My mom went out and came back with a McD's hamburger and a Shamrock shake and said, Here. Eat this. Just the words Shamrock shake make me queasy to this day.
This one time, in high school, I foolishly experimented with alcohol. The next morning I felt very ill. My mom went out and came back with a McD's hamburger and a Shamrock shake and said, Here. Eat this. Just the words Shamrock shake make me queasy to this day.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:16 PM
Never had a shamrock shake, but it sounds awesome. Is it anything like the DQ Thin Mint Blizzard?
Speaking of shakes, I love the Chik-fil-A peppermint chocolate shake, but you can only get them around Christmas...
Speaking of shakes, I love the Chik-fil-A peppermint chocolate shake, but you can only get them around Christmas...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:17 PM
I do like frog legs, but they can get so expensive. Which is surprising because I remember having them so frequently growing up and my parents weren't the type to pay a premium for unique foods.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:22 PM
Maybe they caught their own?
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:34 PM
I've never paid for frog legs. We always went out and got our own. I'm not a fan in general although watching the legs jump in the pan is kinda funny. And they don't taste like chicken, I don't care what anyone says.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:36 PM
if your parents grew up in Backwater, LA then maybe i've been frog giggin with them
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:39 PM
My older brothers used to go get frogs from the pond down on my grandparents farm - although they didn't use a gig. They used a pistol.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 06:51 PM
Shamrock shakes were from McD's around St Paddy's Day.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 09:33 PM
At what point does the cute puppy pulling at your shoe strings become annoying?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/04/13 09:39 PM
I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and now I'm over it.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 11:39 AM
Originally Posted By: Excess
At what point does the cute puppy pulling at your shoe strings become annoying?
Never
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 01:55 PM
This morning I had a problem that I hope is fairly unique to me. I got to work and realized I had no pants
Good thing I live close.
Good thing I live close.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 03:06 PM
They say the best love is insane
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 03:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
This morning I had a problem that I hope is fairly unique to me. I got to work and realized I had no pants
Good thing I live close.
Good thing I live close.
Did you notice this or was it pointed out to you?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 03:31 PM
I've worn my flip flops to work on accident before but that ^^^ is ridiculous!!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 03:56 PM
i would assume young Matt is working out and then going to work to get dressed, not that he left the house with no pants...
then again, i had a female coworker who arrived at work after a 45 minute commute with her skirt tucked into her pantyhose...and had no idea...i would think the cold leather seats or the feel of the wind would have been prime indicators
then again, i had a female coworker who arrived at work after a 45 minute commute with her skirt tucked into her pantyhose...and had no idea...i would think the cold leather seats or the feel of the wind would have been prime indicators
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 03:58 PM
Oh I noticed. I don't often forget things, usually if I do it's just my belt.
For clarity, I realized this after I'd worked out and showered here, then noticed there were no jeans in my gym bag. So I put my shorts back on. But leaving out the details makes the story better.
For clarity, I realized this after I'd worked out and showered here, then noticed there were no jeans in my gym bag. So I put my shorts back on. But leaving out the details makes the story better.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 04:14 PM
I forgot my lunch today.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 04:22 PM
That's the saddest thing I've heard all morning.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 04:23 PM
I'm talking to myself to prove i'm selfish...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 04:54 PM
Beiber wants his monkey back.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 05:19 PM
What's a Beiber?
He kinda looks like a girl.
one of the best commercials ever!
He kinda looks like a girl.
one of the best commercials ever!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/05/13 06:45 PM
I wanna go home!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 01:18 PM
After I was really good this weekend, I splurged this morning and bought my first frappe mocha. I don't like coffee drinks. (I've only been Starbucks once...with a gift card and ordered hot chocolate) I must say that this is pretty delicious.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 03:50 PM
::watches Sci_Comply bounce off the walls::
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:09 PM
Rootbeer jelly bellies are gross.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:26 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
::watches Sci_Comply bounce off the walls::
Posted By: tdogz
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:27 PM
Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
Rootbeer jelly bellies are gross.
I like the Dr. Pepper Jelly Bellies
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:31 PM
Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
Rootbeer jelly bellies are gross.
So are the buttered popcorn ones....especially after eating the yummy fruity flavored ones.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:36 PM
I don't mind the buttered popcorn ones. The blue raspberry ones are surprisingly good.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:41 PM
<----loves the buttered popcorn ones.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 04:47 PM
mix the rootbeer with vanilla ice cream...just like drinking a float!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 05:09 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
mix the rootbeer with vanilla ice cream...just like drinking a float!
Or mix the rootbeer with vanilla ice cream and toss in one of those booger flavored Jelly Bellies and you've got yourself a rootbeer float with a booger in it!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 06:36 PM
My left eye is twitching.
Again.
Again.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 06:39 PM
I hope that doesn't mean you're about to burn another house down
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 06:44 PM
I thought those kind of twitches were only related to having teenage daughters. Is there something I don't know??
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 06:48 PM
I have a headache and shoulder-ache.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 06:50 PM
quit yelling at the Minion and stop beating her, or at least beat her with something that weighs less.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:01 PM
Take more drugs.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:02 PM
She told you?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:07 PM
We can all see the bruises and scars, the mental ones as well. Poor, poor Minion!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:10 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
I hope that doesn't mean you're about to burn another house down
Yes.
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I thought those kind of twitches were only related to having teenage daughters. Is there something I don't know??
Yes.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:14 PM
Can you really order the new McDonal's spicy chicken sandwich between the patties of a double cheeseburger?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 07:47 PM
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 09:57 PM
I ate a double-double yesterday.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 09:58 PM
I'm going to Five Guys for a big sloppy bacon cheese burger
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 10:04 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I ate a double-double yesterday.
Was that before or after you ran 8 miles??
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/08/13 10:30 PM
That was during my 5 hour drive.
My pants are tight today!
My pants are tight today!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:04 PM
I've decided I like my hangers to always point left.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:07 PM
71 degrees and 100% humidity at 5:30 AM does not make Happy happy...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:23 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I've decided I like my hangers to always point left.
mine point south
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:28 PM
one half of my hanger point in and the other half points out.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:50 PM
All of my shirts face left on the hangar and the front of my pants face the back of the closet. One of my OCD things, and one reason I insist on doing my own laundry. I don't mess with her stuff, she doesn't mess with mine. Harmony.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 01:56 PM
"don't mess with her stuff, she doesn't mess with mine"
Sorry to hear that you are newlyweds?
Sorry to hear that you are newlyweds?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
All of my shirts face left on the hangar and the front of my pants face the back of the closet. One of my OCD things, and one reason I insist on doing my own laundry. I don't mess with her stuff, she doesn't mess with mine. Harmony.
nothing worse than her doing the laundry and both of you getting the wrong thongs...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:21 PM
We do laundry together. That way he can hold up every item I own one at a time and ask if it's supposed to go in the dryer or not.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:31 PM
sounds familar
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:42 PM
@ Mani! Eddie does the laundry.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:42 PM
What kind of men's clothing cannot go in the dryer? That's messed up! What do you do, have a clothesline in the backyard?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:51 PM
The only stuff the hubs hang-dries is his UA and running gear. Pretty much everything else goes in the dryer (except jerseys). I hang dry like 1/2 my wardrobe.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 02:59 PM
Laundry prior to getting married 2 pile dirty and clean.
after
Whites
towels
Sheets
reds
Darks
not so darks
some what dark but not as dark as not so darks
light
Some what light but not ...
and then there is the dryer
after
Whites
towels
Sheets
reds
Darks
not so darks
some what dark but not as dark as not so darks
light
Some what light but not ...
and then there is the dryer
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:00 PM
I forgot the blanket load
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:14 PM
22 years and my hubby still can't get the whole "doesn't go in the dryer" thing yet! I have written signs and taped them above the washer, I have shown him examples, I have asked him not to touch my stuff. So far, nothing has worked. Humph
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:16 PM
:sends over Eddie to the Minion:
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:17 PM
Cool, I like Big Bird!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:20 PM
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:22 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
@ Mani! Eddie does the laundry.
which explains why her wardrobe consists of gray, off-white, and gray
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:23 PM
I do not see what is so difficult. The red shirt with the yellow trim but not the red shirt with the gold trim. They are the same shirt from the same mfg.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:24 PM
Are those your shirts??
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:30 PM
nope
mine (gray off-gray and gray)go in the dryer
mine (gray off-gray and gray)go in the dryer
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 03:47 PM
We don't really separate anything beyond:
Clothes
Towels
Sheets and blankets
::shrugs::
Clothes
Towels
Sheets and blankets
::shrugs::
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 04:07 PM
I dry everything in the drier, that's what it's there for!
Posted By: QCL
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 04:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
What kind of men's clothing cannot go in the dryer? That's messed up! What do you do, have a clothesline in the backyard?
Yes. Yes I do.
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 07:30 PM
The wife turns 50 today. I thought about teasing her that I was going to trade her in for two 25's, then I thought "who am I kiddin?"
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 07:41 PM
And so you shall still be married tomorrow.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 07:47 PM
not if he got her a toaster
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 07:50 PM
Would you really want to put up with someone that was out partying all the time and too busy on their phone to...talk to you over make you dinner?? (assuming she can even cook) Surely it would be far more torturous than you'd expect!
When my wife turns 25, I'll report back on it
When my wife turns 25, I'll report back on it
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 07:50 PM
Originally Posted By: QCL-MamaBear
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
What kind of men's clothing cannot go in the dryer? That's messed up! What do you do, have a clothesline in the backyard?
Yes. Yes I do.
My homeowners association' street nazis would have you turned in for terms and conditions violations. They slap a lien on your house quicker than you can pay the fine! Then you end up with a record and have to work part time at the Halloween scary house.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 08:14 PM
Haunted Collector is such a scam. I can't believe that guy gets away with taking all those historic (read: valuable) items out of peoples homes and keeping them for himself.
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 08:17 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
not if he got her a toaster
That was last year!!
I planned on getting her a new iPad, but her contract for her Galaxy Tab that SHE got for MY birthday does not end till this summer, so I don't want to be paying for 2 plans for her.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/09/13 09:14 PM
Ahhhh! Brain freeze!!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 01:29 PM
OF COURSE it starts thundering as I'm packing up to leave. Dogs wake up and come running.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 03:37 PM
The Macarena seriously needs to make a comeback. That and the Electric Slide. Some of us can't dance without structure. Even then.....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 04:48 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
The Macarena seriously needs to make a comeback. That and the Electric Slide. Some of us can't dance without structure. Even then.....
Oh sure. Bring back Mambo #5 while you're at it.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 06:22 PM
Boooot scoooootin' boooooooooooooogieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 06:35 PM
Loco Motion and the Hustle ::shudders::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 06:47 PM
Is this the bar?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 06:50 PM
There are a bunch of Navy jets flying over the city today, very low, very loud, very cool...
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 06:54 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Is this the bar?
Yes...yes it is. How about a glass of wine this afternoon? We can sit and chat books.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 07:24 PM
there goes the thread....are we going to discuss one shade of grey?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 07:34 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Jen
Originally Posted By: manimal
Is this the bar?
Yes...yes it is. How about a glass of wine this afternoon? We can sit and chat books.
::Intercepts the wine and replaces it with vokda mixed with Kool-aid::
Party on!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 07:39 PM
::parties::
Posted By: Beagles22
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 09:32 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
there goes the thread....are we going to discuss one shade of grey?
I think we should discuss 3 - just in case we pick one that everyone can't agree on...
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/10/13 10:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Beagle Queen
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
there goes the thread....are we going to discuss one shade of grey?
I think we should discuss 3 - just in case we pick one that everyone can't agree on...
Light grey
Dark grey
Dobie Gray
Discuss...
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:13 PM
Jennifer Grey
Zane Grey
Zane Grey
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:15 PM
Earl Gray
Wavy Gra(v)y
Wavy Gra(v)y
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:15 PM
Good Gravy!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:27 PM
Manatee Gray
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:31 PM
Dorian Gray
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Dorian Gray
::like::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:37 PM
OMGoober the worms this morning...
Posted By: tdogz
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 01:40 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Manatee Gray
I was taking a drink when I read that & came very close to needing a new keyboard. That news story was too funny!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 02:22 PM
This morning has been way to much fun!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 02:24 PM
I hope some poor schmuck didnt lose their job over that.
But Jay Leno has had a field day on it!
But Jay Leno has had a field day on it!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 03:18 PM
I do not like Sara Lee -- Nobody
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 03:32 PM
the other option was Sea Cow Charcoal
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 03:43 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
OMGoober the worms this morning...
My run this morning will forever be remembered to worms as the great Wormpocalypes of 2013. Even avoiding as many as I could, I'm sure hundreds were slaughtered. My poor shoes
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 03:45 PM
Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure the head half lives even if separated from the tail half.
Also
Also
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 04:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: manimal
OMGoober the worms this morning...
My run this morning will forever be remembered to worms as the great Wormpocalypes of 2013. Even avoiding as many as I could, I'm sure hundreds were slaughtered. My poor shoes
Ghost worms?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 04:44 PM
I'm pretty sure I looked ridiculous walking the dogs on my toes to avoid stepping on any of the 5,000,000,000,000 worms that had made their way onto the sidewalk.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 04:54 PM
Miracle Whip is disgusting.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 04:55 PM
Indeed, it is.
Posted By: Maxx
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:00 PM
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..............
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:01 PM
But still less disgusting than mayonnaise.
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:03 PM
[missing BOL musical notes]
No matter how he tried he could not break free,
and the worms ate into his brain.
[/missing BOL musical notes]
No matter how he tried he could not break free,
and the worms ate into his brain.
[/missing BOL musical notes]
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
But still less disgusting than mayonnaise.
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
Do you have an adversion to washing them?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:05 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I'm pretty sure I looked ridiculous walking the dogs on my toes to avoid stepping on any of the 5,000,000,000,000 worms that had made their way onto the sidewalk.
I'm the kook that feels sorry for them if they're in the road or on the sidewalk before the sun comes out; I pick them up and toss them onto the grass.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:08 PM
It would take days to do that in my subdivision. We are surrounded by natural wetlands and a golf course.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:10 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
But still less disgusting than mayonnaise.
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
And yes Freak, the poor new shoes have been desecrated!
Do you have an adversion to washing them?
Clean running shoes are for sissies! It was just unfortunate that this was my first day out for a run in them and now they're coated in worm guts. I'll have to clean them a bit or I won't be able to put them on until I'm out the door. I'm quite sure I'd get beaten for getting that stuff on the carpet!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 05:13 PM
Good, it is just like fruit no washing required.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 06:46 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I'm pretty sure I looked ridiculous walking the dogs on my toes to avoid stepping on any of the 5,000,000,000,000 worms that had made their way onto the sidewalk.
We had a mass hatch out (not an accurate term, but it will do) of baby frogs one year. Literally millions of button sized little frogs! If you walked out a night you could feel them squish and crunch under your feet. It lasted for about 2 days and then the birds discovered them and it looked like a scene from ALfred Hitchcocks movie for about 6 hours!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 06:55 PM
Sad to hear they all croaked
You should've been harvesting them to grow at home and sell later on for their legs!
You should've been harvesting them to grow at home and sell later on for their legs!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 07:20 PM
Thought about that. But then you have to make all those tiny little crutches and there's all that rehab......
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 08:13 PM
I'm wondering how Manimal got her dogs to walk on her toes since they walk on all fours and Manimal walks on two. Did she have the dogs align both left feet onto her left foot and right to right, or did the dogs align their front feet to Manimal's left, back feet to right foot? Criss-crossed?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/11/13 08:32 PM
They are quite talented.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 05:49 PM
Bittersweet strawberry marshmallow butterscotch
Polarbear cashew dixieland phosphate chocolate
My tutti frutti special raspberry, leave it to me
Three grace scotch lassie cherry smash lemon free
I wanna go to Marz
Where green rivers flow
And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show
I wanna go to Mraz
We'll meet the gold dust twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire, I will meet you under the lights
Golden champagne juicy grapefruit lucky monday
High school footall hot fudge buffalo tulip sundae
Almond caramel frappe pineapple rootbeer
Black and white pennyapple henry ford sweetheart maple tea
I wanna go to Marz
Where green rivers flow
And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show
I wanna go to Mraz
We'll meet the gold dust twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire, I will meet you under the lights
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 07:46 PM
There's a pan of "chocolate lasagna" sitting on the counter behind me. I'm tempted to just shove my face into it and eat it all.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 08:23 PM
Somehow my yogurt and fresh strawberries has become cardboard in comparison.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 08:24 PM
tring to log into a local news station for boston report and got this
Goshdarnit!
Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault.
We’ve just been notified of the problem.
Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.
Matt what did you do?
Goshdarnit!
Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault.
We’ve just been notified of the problem.
Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.
Matt what did you do?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 08:27 PM
Seriously! One of our marketing people sent me a screenshot of that error Ed and said "Well, apparently your talent for f'ing everything up is going nationwide?" If not for the context, and what story she was looking for information on, it would've been a lot more amusing.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 08:34 PM
I was watching a rerun of the Big Bang Theory. It was the one where Sheldon was doing whatever Howard wanted so that Howard would give Sheldon’s paper to Stephen Hawking. The wife walked in, sat down, and proceeded to inquire about why wax was applied to Howard’s belt buckles (so the urine droplets would run right off). I had to explain urinal splash back to her; she was appalled. Thought she knew…..
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/15/13 10:50 PM
Have you ever seen yourself on TV
Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me
Well, I have
Have you ever been stung by a bee
Well, I have
Have you ever met Muhammad Ali
I have, I have
Have you ever had a case of the flu
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo
I have
Have you ever met the guys in The Who
Well, I have
I'm in Who's Who, are you
I am
Have you ever stood in line at the bank
Had an uncle named Frank
Have you ever rode around in a tank
I have
But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska
That's the only place I've never been
Have you ever been everywhere else
I have, I have
Have you ever locked your keys in your car
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar
I have
But I've never shot eighteen under par
And I still don't know where all those balls are
Except the one that went in some doctor's car
One time in Lincoln Nebraska
And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska
If it's the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else
I have too, I have
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 02:06 PM
i hate humidity...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 02:14 PM
Ditto that
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 03:37 PM
Humidity is the thing I like least about going home to visit my family. (Well, my SIL is right up there) I'm perfectly fine and happy in 114F desert heat, but ratchet up the humity of Ohio and I'm baked like a cake.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 04:24 PM
I am constantly suprised and a little disturbed by the number of people that come into the bank everyday for the purpose of of finding how much money they have in the bank! I dont mean that they have found a discreapancy and would like to resolve it. No, I mean that they havent a clue how much is in their account and want my tellers to tell them! I dont mind telling them, but how do you not know how much money you have?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 04:27 PM
They need to know if it is -500. or -5000. depending on what checks cleared.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 04:34 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
They need to know if it is -500. or -5000. depending on what checks cleared.
You know our customers?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 06:42 PM
The whole right side of my right arm from the elbow down to my pinkie has been twitching since I woke up this morning. It's driving me crazy when I use my mouse!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 07:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
The whole right side of my right arm from the elbow down to my pinkie has been twitching since I woke up this morning. It's driving me crazy when I use my mouse!
Perhaps you are having a seizure.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:43 PM
Try some tonic water. Its good for twitches and cramps.
Its also good with gin..... JS
Its also good with gin..... JS
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:45 PM
Or a banananananananananana!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
The whole right side of my right arm from the elbow down to my pinkie has been twitching since I woke up this morning. It's driving me crazy when I use my mouse!
duh...quit using your mouse...sheesh
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:46 PM
why is it that when I eat mexican food for lunch, i always eat too many chips and queso before lunch is even served, then eat too much damn lunch...i don't do this with any other food. what is the attraction for the chips and mexican that makes this happen?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:53 PM
Banana's are not good with gin.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 08:56 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
why is it that when I eat mexican food for lunch, i always eat too many chips and queso before lunch is even served, then eat too much damn lunch...i don't do this with any other food. what is the attraction for the chips and mexican that makes this happen?
Researchers have already uncovered a large amount of information about this process. In short, it centers around the activation of the mesolimbic reward system, including but not limited to the ventral tegmental area (VTA; a major source of dopamine), the nucleus accumbens (NAc), the dorsal striatum, and the lateral hypothalamus (LH; specifically orexin neurons). Chemically manipulating the nucleus accumbens or lateral hypothalamus causes voracious feeding in sated rats, replicating the natural behavior that is observed in rats exposed to highly palatable food (4, 5). This is the system that motivates you to seek things that are desirable, including certain foods.
Yeah, knowing all that about it didn't make me feel any better about it either...
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 09:16 PM
I'm hungry for chips and salsa now.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/16/13 09:19 PM
Ditto, dang it.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 01:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Researchers have already uncovered a large amount of information about this process. In short, it centers around the activation of the mesolimbic reward system, including but not limited to the ventral tegmental area (VTA; a major source of dopamine), the nucleus accumbens (NAc), the dorsal striatum, and the lateral hypothalamus (LH; specifically orexin neurons). Chemically manipulating the nucleus accumbens or lateral hypothalamus causes voracious feeding in sated rats, replicating the natural behavior that is observed in rats exposed to highly palatable food (4, 5). This is the system that motivates you to seek things that are desirable, including certain foods.
Yeah, knowing all that about it didn't make me feel any better about it either...
Yeah, knowing all that about it didn't make me feel any better about it either...
You lost me at "Research"
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 01:45 PM
I'm so excited! After our chip discussion yesterday, today we're having a Mexican food day for our EVP's birthday! I'm making NA margaritas, although now I smell like limes.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 02:36 PM
:hides a bottle of tequila in Sci's desk:
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 03:55 PM
Note to brides-to-be: Don't send invitations that are so special and unique that they appear to be advertisements and almost get thrown in the trash. grrr
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 03:57 PM
I just shipped my pants!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 04:17 PM
go to the bathroom then!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 04:19 PM
why? i shipped them home, not to the bathroom...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 04:19 PM
Ohhhhh, you said shipped
nevermind
nevermind
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/17/13 05:12 PM
Mmmm.....chips...and salsa...and hamburger rotel dip...and NA margaritas...and NO TACOS for this girl! The meat a co-worker brought was 1/2 deer meat. Deer sausages? Yes please! Ground up deer meat? I'll skip.
Deer sausages? Yes please! Ground up deer meat? I'll skip.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 02:49 PM
why would an IT department schedule computer updates to install at 9:30 on a business day for a production environment that renders PCs unusable for 30 minutes while they push the updates? we didn't think it would cause an issue is really not an acceptable answer...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 02:57 PM
just deal with it, is that acceptable?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 03:00 PM
I heard a new term....
Werehole - its like a werewolf only instead of turning into a wolf, the person inexplicably turns into a complete a**hole!
No moon required. I am still researching to find out if you have to use silver to kill the werehole.
Werehole - its like a werewolf only instead of turning into a wolf, the person inexplicably turns into a complete a**hole!
No moon required. I am still researching to find out if you have to use silver to kill the werehole.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 03:01 PM
I am hungry.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 03:03 PM
I may have enough crumbs in my thick lucsious chest hair to make a snack.
I can share if you like.
I can share if you like.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 03:06 PM
I'll pass, #thankyouverymuch
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 03:36 PM
talk about a werehole!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:28 PM
HEY!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:30 PM
that was directed to the post above you...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:36 PM
OK, then.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:38 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
that was directed to the post above you...
Not the one above that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:40 PM
I saw an ad this morning for a drawer safe. The safe was full of cash in the picture. The disclaimer said "Contents not included." I changed my mind about getting one after reading that.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 04:42 PM
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:03 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I saw an ad this morning for a drawer safe. The safe was full of cash in the picture. The disclaimer said "Contents not included." I changed my mind about getting one after reading that.
I had a similar situation when I almost bought car polish that had a picture of a Ferrari on the bottle.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:29 PM
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:31 PM
:flies to AZ to hang with Babo:
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:46 PM
heading to san diego sunday...i'll ask Southwest if they can stop for a few minutes in AZ so i can get some BBQ...
Babo - are they pork or beef afficianados?
Babo - are they pork or beef afficianados?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:51 PM
Apparently, a bacon tasting station will also be set up.
This is my first year going, and think both meats should be available. There's also a bacon tasting station!!!
Deeq, I'll renew my Costco membership so I can get enough Tanq for your stay this weekend.
Did I mention there will also be a bacon tasting station?
This is my first year going, and think both meats should be available. There's also a bacon tasting station!!!
Deeq, I'll renew my Costco membership so I can get enough Tanq for your stay this weekend.
Did I mention there will also be a bacon tasting station?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:52 PM
I think in san diego it is spelled BQB.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 06:54 PM
Hork!!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 07:16 PM
Yahoooo, Babooooooo!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 07:26 PM
Hrko!!!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 09:09 PM
The self-checkouts at Home Depot are worthless. What good are they when an attendant always has to come over because either the bill-slot won't accept a bill that is in perfect condition or the sensor won't acknowledge that you've placed your item in the bagging area? Lame...
Posted By: Queen Mum
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 09:37 PM
They are the same at Wal-Mart.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 09:41 PM
Or because you're buying lighters, 5-hour energy shots, and any of a host of other things that can require age verification but you don't know it until you get a red light and someone takes 5 minutes to come help you.
Grr.
Grr.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 09:47 PM
Or you get IDed for wine, after you've been shopping at the same store for 3 years. And you're also almost 40!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 09:52 PM
Babo, that's a good problem to have.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 10:01 PM
I remember the days when I was under age and had to talk some stranger into buying my Vel-Cro for me at the front of the Home Depot.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 10:14 PM
Thx, Sci. I was thinking it's because I'm so easily forgettable.
GD, dude: What's up with your hovering at the HD?
GD, dude: What's up with your hovering at the HD?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/18/13 10:28 PM
HD's got the goods, man!
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 02:10 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Or you get IDed for wine, after you've been shopping at the same store for 3 years. And you're also almost 40!
I usually smile and say "oh bless your heart" or "you've made my day" when I get IDed for wine or beer. 40 happens this year...EEEEKKKK!!!!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 02:31 PM
Yeah, but you don't look or act it!
I only seem to get carded by people that are 30 years older than me. Or 16 year olds at restaurants.
I only seem to get carded by people that are 30 years older than me. Or 16 year olds at restaurants.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 02:42 PM
It is amazing what 5 inches of rain in Chicago can do to the plane schedules in the rest of the world.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 02:45 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
The self-checkouts at Home Depot are worthless. What good are they when an attendant always has to come over because either the bill-slot won't accept a bill that is in perfect condition
use a debit card, who uses bills on these things? (other than really old people), I bet you still write checks
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 03:21 PM
I only used bills because it was a purchase of less than $2.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 03:28 PM
My husband is stuck in Minneapolis - airport shut down last night and he was to fly back through Chicago. Keeping fingers crossed he makes it home tonight.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 03:30 PM
did you go to HD for a Fanta?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 03:37 PM
damn beignets left powdered sugar all over my desk, floor, jeans, fingers...oh well, it was worth it!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 04:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
did you go to HD for a Fanta?
I'm more of a Bubble-Up or Aspen fan. Either of those are good at washing down a pack of Sixlets.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 06:22 PM
Not what I was initially searching for, but it's pretty darn funny...::which begs the question--what was he looking for? uh...maybe we don't want to know::
Boogers are an entry drug. – Just as marijuana or alcohol can lead users to experimentation with harder drugs, booger-eating frequently escalates to shared booger-eating, booger raves, and binge boogers. From there, it is but a small step for booger-eaters to graduate on to anchovies. The horror. The horror.
http://nanopatentsandinnovations.blogspot.com/2011/11/10-reasons-why-kids-should-not-eat.html
Boogers are an entry drug. – Just as marijuana or alcohol can lead users to experimentation with harder drugs, booger-eating frequently escalates to shared booger-eating, booger raves, and binge boogers. From there, it is but a small step for booger-eaters to graduate on to anchovies. The horror. The horror.
http://nanopatentsandinnovations.blogspot.com/2011/11/10-reasons-why-kids-should-not-eat.html
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 06:28 PM
Booger raves?! Sounds like a Freaky sort of party to me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 06:32 PM
Free drugs!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 07:03 PM
Aerosmith is one of the worst, if not the worst, band to ever make it on the airwaves...i don't know how anyone can listen to that garbage...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 07:14 PM
Guns N Roses is worse
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 07:16 PM
i'll take november rain over love in the elevator any day...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 07:20 PM
I would take nails on a chalkboard over both of those
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 07:55 PM
Random thought: It is a lot harder to make armpit tooting noises as an adult. Maybe it's lack of practice.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 08:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Random thought: It is a lot harder to make armpit tooting noises as an adult. Maybe it's lack of practice.
I think it's the hair. Try shaving.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 08:16 PM
i'm with freak, gotta be the hair
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 08:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Random thought: It is a lot harder to make armpit tooting noises as an adult. Maybe it's lack of practice.
You can still make the noise. It just moves further south.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 08:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Random thought: It is a lot harder to make armpit tooting noises as an adult. Maybe it's lack of practice.
You can still make the noise. It just moves further south. When you get older you no longer need to fake the noises:)
Fixed
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 08:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Random thought: It is a lot harder to make armpit tooting noises as an adult. Maybe it's lack of practice.
You can still make the noise. It just moves further south.
Billy Mays Here!!! Having problems making [censored] noises from your armpitsas you get older? having problems with the real thing sneaking out of you at the worst possibly moment? Don't despair - with the new ventrilifart, you can still make the motion with your arm to hide the fact that you're gassy, and the noise will move from your rear to your pits! but wait! There's more!!!
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 09:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
I would take nails on a chalkboard over both of those
Sheesh, don't you ever listen to anything besides Megadeth?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 09:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Guns N Roses is worse
Happy birthday, Peepers!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 09:54 PM
Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
I would take nails on a chalkboard over both of those
Sheesh, don't you ever listen to anything besides Megadeth?
yes, Iron Maiden
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 09:55 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Guns N Roses is worse
Happy birthday, Peepers!
you're the best!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 10:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
I would take nails on a chalkboard over both of those
Sheesh, don't you ever listen to anything besides Megadeth?
yes, Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament and Overkill are all on the same bill for a glorious show here in September. Peepers, your jealousy is duly noted.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/19/13 11:21 PM
What's with coworkers who ALWAYS have to be talking?!?! Quit mumbling about everything, start taking notes when I train you on something. F'realz!!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 07:58 PM
Mmmmm, bacon salt on a baked potato with cheese. PDG lunch!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:11 PM
I broke my necklace on my chair.
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:11 PM
were you doing headstands?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:13 PM
Wouldn't you like to know
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:15 PM
I have to miss my son starting in his school soccer game today in order to give training on social media at our employee meeting.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:17 PM
Aww, shucks! I wish I was closer...I fix jewelry for my coworkers all the time!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
I have to miss my son starting in his school soccer game today in order to give training on social media at our employee meeting.
Can you tweet it to them from the sidelines?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:19 PM
@ Mani! Don't I wish!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:21 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I broke my necklace on my chair.
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
why would your chair have a necklace in the first place?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:28 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I broke my necklace on my chair.
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
I wonder if we have any tools here, a pair of pliers might do the trick...................
I'm imagining someone snuck up on you during one of your naps, attached the necklace to the chair in hopes of strangling you when you next attempted to get up. I would file a police report for attempted murder if I were you!
Alternatively, you attached it to your chair so when you fell asleep you didn't fall forward and hit your face on the desk, but it didn't work as expected.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
were you doing headstands?
Originally Posted By: manimal
Wouldn't you like to know
in a skirt?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:35 PM
Does their dress code allow dudes in skirts?? Scary.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:49 PM
For the last time its called a kilt!
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/23/13 08:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
were you doing headstands?
Originally Posted By: manimal
Wouldn't you like to know
in a skirt?
It's this new office yoga
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 01:28 PM
Why, oh why, didn't I take the Blue pill.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 01:41 PM
I hate verizon
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 01:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Si_Comply
Why, oh why, didn't I take the Blue pill.
Referenced from "The Matrix", which referenced it from....?Anybody?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 01:55 PM
Some say it's a reference to Genesis and the Trees of Knowledge or Belief.
Whether or not that's true, or what you're looking for, I do not know!
Whether or not that's true, or what you're looking for, I do not know!
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 01:59 PM
My blister's blister's blister hurts today.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:00 PM
It was a reference to the song "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane (lead vocal by Grace Slick). Maybe the quintessential "Drug Song".
Considering that she was stoned out of her gourd when she sang it, its pretty darned good.
Considering that she was stoned out of her gourd when she sang it, its pretty darned good.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:00 PM
Should you decide to 'handle' it NP, please post pics on fb for Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:04 PM
Make sure you handle it on your kitchen counter, table, or maybe even your dinner plate!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Make sure you handle it on your kitchen counter, table, or maybe even your dinner plate!
...with a sammich next to your foot!
For pictures, composition is everything!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
It was a reference to the song "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane (lead vocal by Grace Slick). Maybe the quintessential "Drug Song".
Considering that she was stoned out of her gourd when she sang it, its pretty darned good.
Considering that she was stoned out of her gourd when she sang it, its pretty darned good.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 02:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
For the last time its called a kilt!
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Never, ever say that about a man in a kilt!
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Make sure you handle it on your kitchen counter, table, or maybe even your dinner plate!
...with a sammich next to your foot!
For pictures, composition is everything!
Sorry. I've done the draining of it, but it still looks ugly. Next time. . . . which will probably be over the weekend. Maybe I'll put a bowl of un-washed fruit as a prop into the picture.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:22 PM
::Like::
If Freak was awake yet (darn West Coasters!) he'd probably be shaking uncontrollably and pouring hand sanitizer all over his monitor.
If Freak was awake yet (darn West Coasters!) he'd probably be shaking uncontrollably and pouring hand sanitizer all over his monitor.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:23 PM
You people are out there today.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:35 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
You people are out there today.
"You people".....?
Sweetie, you'd have to come back 10 miles just to get into the vicinity of "out there". Its what makes you so much fun!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
For the last time its called a kilt!
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Oh, you meant Mani.....
Never mind! Nothing to see here! Move along...
Never, ever say that about a man in a kilt!
Good Point!
I finally came up with the perfect answer to the age old question of "What are you wearing under there?"
But I cant share it on here!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 03:49 PM
Nice shoes.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 04:25 PM
This Diet Coke tastes like Diet Pepsi.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 04:26 PM
The freecreditreport.com synthesized song is actually pretty catchy.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 04:28 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Nice shoes.
Thanks! I wasnt quite ready to go completely to the "Barefoot" running style....
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 09:59 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Should you decide to 'handle' it NP, please post pics on fb for Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
::unfriend::
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/24/13 11:17 PM
I look at Jodi Arias' grandmother in the courthouse and think, "I would *never* want my gran to know those things about me."
::shudders::
::shudders::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/25/13 01:17 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: manimal
Should you decide to 'handle' it NP, please post pics on fb for Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
You're welcome, Freak.
::unfriend::
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/25/13 06:20 PM
The union that our janitorial service works for is picketing in front of the bank saying we pay less than poverty rates. Can I go down and suggest that if they were to actually "clean" our offices, they might get paid more. I'm the only one that actually dusts my office and I think they only vacuum once a month.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/25/13 06:35 PM
I don't think y office has been vacuumed in years.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/25/13 06:35 PM
Go chase them off your front lawn with a broom! It would be both ironic and hilarious!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/25/13 08:52 PM
Quotes By Ella Fitzgerald
"I've had some wonderful love affairs and some that didn't work out. I don't want to dwell on that and I don't want to put people down, but I think all the fabulous places I've been, the wonderful things that have happened for me, the great people I've met - that ought to make a story."
"Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'"
"Oh, I have gobs and gobs of ideas, but... well, you dream things like that, and that's what these are, you know--my day dreams."
"I sing like I feel."
"A lot of singers think all they have to do is exercise their tonsils to get ahead. They refuse to look for new ideas and new outlets, so they fall by the wayside... I'm going to try to find out the new ideas before the others do."
"I know I'm no glamour girl, and it's not easy for me to get up in front of a crowd of people. It used to bother me a lot, but now I've got it figured out that God gave me this talent to use, so I just stand there and sing."
"I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns."
"It isn't where you came from, it's where you're going that counts."
"Coming through the years, and finding that I not only have just the fans of my day, but the young ones of today -- that's what it means, it means it was worth all of it."
"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
"Once, when we were playing at the Apollo, Holiday was working a block away at the Harlem Opera House. Some of us went over between shows to catch her, and afterwards we went backstage. I did something then, and I still don't know if it was the right thing to do - I asked her for her autograph."
"Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong."
"I guess what everyone wants more than anything else is to be loved. And to know that you loved me for my singing is too much for me. Forgive me if I don't have all the words. Maybe I can sing it and you'll understand."
Today would have been her 96th birthday.
"I've had some wonderful love affairs and some that didn't work out. I don't want to dwell on that and I don't want to put people down, but I think all the fabulous places I've been, the wonderful things that have happened for me, the great people I've met - that ought to make a story."
"Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'"
"Oh, I have gobs and gobs of ideas, but... well, you dream things like that, and that's what these are, you know--my day dreams."
"I sing like I feel."
"A lot of singers think all they have to do is exercise their tonsils to get ahead. They refuse to look for new ideas and new outlets, so they fall by the wayside... I'm going to try to find out the new ideas before the others do."
"I know I'm no glamour girl, and it's not easy for me to get up in front of a crowd of people. It used to bother me a lot, but now I've got it figured out that God gave me this talent to use, so I just stand there and sing."
"I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns."
"It isn't where you came from, it's where you're going that counts."
"Coming through the years, and finding that I not only have just the fans of my day, but the young ones of today -- that's what it means, it means it was worth all of it."
"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
"Once, when we were playing at the Apollo, Holiday was working a block away at the Harlem Opera House. Some of us went over between shows to catch her, and afterwards we went backstage. I did something then, and I still don't know if it was the right thing to do - I asked her for her autograph."
"Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong."
"I guess what everyone wants more than anything else is to be loved. And to know that you loved me for my singing is too much for me. Forgive me if I don't have all the words. Maybe I can sing it and you'll understand."
Today would have been her 96th birthday.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 12:45 PM
The name Ethel Epstein came up on my caller ID, I do not know an Ethel Epstein.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 01:07 PM
Ethel Epstein 1912 - 1968 was a member of the Epstein family. Ethel was born on January 2, 1912. Ethel died on November 1968 at 56 years old.
http://www.ancientfaces.com/person/ethel-epstein/8178434
You really are the devil
http://www.ancientfaces.com/person/ethel-epstein/8178434
You really are the devil
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 01:13 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 01:33 PM
Mmmm....attempt #4 at making my own frappe mocha was a success! At only 150 calories compared to McD's 450, I'd say it's a keeper.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 01:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Si_Comply
Mmmm....attempt #4 at making my own frappe mocha was a success! At only 150 calories compared to McD's 450, I'd say it's a keeper.
add more frappe you will get closer.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:05 PM
Justice prevails!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:11 PM
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:12 PM
Oversensitive people make me NVTS, Nuts...
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:25 PM
BaBo, that was awesome, thank you for sharing!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:25 PM
The popcorn maker at work is acting up. Once it gets to a certain point, the popped corn gets jammed in the hopper causing the layer on the bottom to burn. Yuck! But how is it I get stuck making the popcorn and cleaning the machine out when I don't even eat popcorn?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:26 PM
Because you do it oh so good!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:31 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Oversensitive people make me NVTS, Nuts...
You hurt my feelings
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:33 PM
Someone called in claiming fraud, and suspects that her husband (dead 4 years now) is using the funds to buy things for his girlfriend. She recognizes that he is dead, but his spirit is in her house, with 14 "spiritual friends" and he goes out during the day with his friends, then sleeps in his chair at night.
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:36 PM
are we out of animal crackers?
and what happened to the bounce house?
and what happened to the bounce house?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:39 PM
I didn't even get a juice box! ::stomps foot::
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Someone called in claiming fraud, and suspects that her husband (dead 4 years now) is using the funds to buy things for his girlfriend. She recognizes that he is dead, but his spirit is in her house, with 14 "spiritual friends" and he goes out during the day with his friends, then sleeps in his chair at night.
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
He said "we have pictures of you using the card. Do you wish to recind your claim?"
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:46 PM
Can Kirk Nurmi save Jodi?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:49 PM
I don't think anyone can save Jodi, Babo.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 05:59 PM
so the husband and wife are laying in bed and he cuts one...looks at his wife and says "7 points, f*** football"
she immediately responds with her own break, smiles and says "tie score"
Husband loads up and lets fly, "14-7" he exclaims
wife immediately lets loose, "14-14"
wife then lets out a little squeaker
"what was that" her husband asks
"field goal, 14-17 i'm in the lead" she says
husband is not to be outdone, so he strains and strains and then poops the bed
wife asks "what was that"
"halftime whistle" he replies "time to switch sides"
she immediately responds with her own break, smiles and says "tie score"
Husband loads up and lets fly, "14-7" he exclaims
wife immediately lets loose, "14-14"
wife then lets out a little squeaker
"what was that" her husband asks
"field goal, 14-17 i'm in the lead" she says
husband is not to be outdone, so he strains and strains and then poops the bed
wife asks "what was that"
"halftime whistle" he replies "time to switch sides"
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:00 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
He said "we have pictures of you using the card. Do you wish to recind your claim?"
Once they went over the statement and the lady understood things, she figured out there wasn't anything going on. Most of the conversation was recorded, the lady is over 90 and sounded 100% convinced of the fact that there were spirits with her.
And our fraud person is a woman, don't be sexist! (thinking about the cell phone commercial with the guy that believes everything)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:14 PM
OMG, Happy!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:18 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
OMG, Happy! This sounds so much like Eddie and I, except for the part about Husband and Wife!
well, umm, err...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:19 PM
Dork!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:20 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
We are such Dorks! well, umm, err...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 06:41 PM
The Sky Train is finally open and Phx Sky Harbor. Last week a couple friends and I went for a ride on it, walked around Terminal 4 and then went home. It's AWESOME!!! I'll actually get to ride it for real in June, but I think there will be some "practice" runs up until then. Can you imagine going to the airport for Burger King?!?!?! OMG!!! It'll be so much fun!
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 07:21 PM
Formula for a long day... take one part less the 4 hours sleep + two parts food coma from lunch...
Posted By: buggs
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 07:44 PM
One time I stayed up way past midnight.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I don't know how our fraud person managed to handle that call!
He said "we have pictures of you using the card. Do you wish to recind your claim?"
Once they went over the statement and the lady understood things, she figured out there wasn't anything going on. Most of the conversation was recorded, the lady is over 90 and sounded 100% convinced of the fact that there were spirits with her.
And our fraud person is a woman, don't be sexist! (thinking about the cell phone commercial with the guy that believes everything)
Oooh...90 you say?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:06 PM
You just missed her birthday, and a chance to pop out of her cake! Sorry to break the news. If you want to be the ghost of her husband, from 40 years ago, you might be able to fake it!
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:07 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
The Sky Train is finally open and Phx Sky Harbor. Last week a couple friends and I went for a ride on it, walked around Terminal 4 and then went home. It's AWESOME!!! I'll actually get to ride it for real in June, but I think there will be some "practice" runs up until then. Can you imagine going to the airport for Burger King?!?!?! OMG!!! It'll be so much fun!
What would be awesome is if it also ran to and from the rental car center. I hate taking that shuttle ride!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:17 PM
Originally Posted By: thomasj
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
The Sky Train is finally open and Phx Sky Harbor. Last week a couple friends and I went for a ride on it, walked around Terminal 4 and then went home. It's AWESOME!!! I'll actually get to ride it for real in June, but I think there will be some "practice" runs up until then. Can you imagine going to the airport for Burger King?!?!?! OMG!!! It'll be so much fun!
What would be awesome is if it also ran to and from the rental car center. I hate taking that shuttle ride!
I believe the one in atlanta does.
Being in GA it may not have running water
but it does have a first class sky train.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:19 PM
The "Skytrain" was the name of a movie theater from my youth that eventually changed to a movie house of questionable reputation and then to a "Club". One evening some of the revelers were having som much fun that they burned it down.
No trains were ever actually involved.
The end.
No trains were ever actually involved.
The end.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:41 PM
BFD...they have had this at D/FW since the late 70s...
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:42 PM
They have a buned out movie theater at D/FW?!?!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
They have a buned out movie theater at D/FW?!?!
It is in dallas
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:48 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
They have a buned out movie theater at D/FW?!?!
It is in dallas
I wonder whatever happened to Debbie after Dallas...?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 08:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
They have a buned out movie theater at D/FW?!?!
It is in dallas
I wonder whatever happened to Debbie after Dallas...?
She opened a new movie theater in OK after there was a "fire" in the old one
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 10:36 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Can you imagine going to the airport for Burger King?!?!?! OMG!!! It'll be so much fun!
Babo, you need to get out more.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/26/13 11:59 PM
Whopper at regular Burger King - $2.99
Whopper at airport Burger King - $8.99
Whopper at airport Burger King - $8.99
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 01:31 PM
Look at all those chickens.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 01:32 PM
With over 6 Billion people on the earth, why hasn't someone found the Hidden Valley that delicious ranch dressing comes from!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 03:16 PM
Originally Posted By: califgirl
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Can you imagine going to the airport for Burger King?!?!?! OMG!!! It'll be so much fun!
Babo, you need to get out more.
I agree.
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Whopper at regular Burger King - $2.99
Whopper at airport Burger King - $8.99
Whopper at airport Burger King - $8.99
Good thing I'm not going for the Whopper!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 03:54 PM
Whenever I hear anything about Burger King or the Whopper, all I can think of is that epi of Family Guy where Peter is trying to establish his citizenship in the U.S.
Land of the free and home of the...
Home of the Whopper?
Land of the free and home of the...
Home of the Whopper?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 04:51 PM
Happiness is a choice, unfortunately so is bitterness. Don't allow yourself to be that bitter old person.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 05:41 PM
I wish the high school would have confirmed my son's attendance before calling me to tell me he was absent...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 05:51 PM
Whistle while you work, practice what you preach and never give a sick child thick toast.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 06:40 PM
Damn you Jonas Brothers and your stupid pom pom song!!
Posted By: basilring
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 07:46 PM
I wish my 16 year old son would have realized he was running out of lunch money before he texted his father at 10:30 this morning to say he doesn't have any lunch money.
I'm mean - told his father he can go hungry for a day. He needs to stop thinking that poor planning on his part constitutes an emergency on our part. (By the way... these things happen ALL the time with him... he is brilliant - in AP classes, but cannot plan his life).
I will not win a great mom trophy today, but lessons can be good.
I'm mean - told his father he can go hungry for a day. He needs to stop thinking that poor planning on his part constitutes an emergency on our part. (By the way... these things happen ALL the time with him... he is brilliant - in AP classes, but cannot plan his life).
I will not win a great mom trophy today, but lessons can be good.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 07:49 PM
You wouldn't have this issue Basilring if you qualified for the free and reduced lunch program like 50% of America now.
Posted By: basilring
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 07:54 PM
Very true Pale... where did I go wrong? I could get so much for free and not have to work hard for it!
That made me smile... thanks!
That made me smile... thanks!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:11 PM
If you are mean thhen I must be horrid. I cut both of mine off of the lunch money.
I asked them both to make a lunch for themselves once a week to help with costs. Neither of them could take the time to do it and kept running a deficit in their account at school.
Lunch for two was running $120 per month ($3 per day x 2) so I cut them both off.
Somehow, they have been surving the last couple of months.
I asked them both to make a lunch for themselves once a week to help with costs. Neither of them could take the time to do it and kept running a deficit in their account at school.
Lunch for two was running $120 per month ($3 per day x 2) so I cut them both off.
Somehow, they have been surving the last couple of months.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:18 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
If you are mean thhen I must be horrid. I cut both of mine off of the lunch money.
I asked them both to make a lunch for themselves once a week to help with costs. Neither of them could take the time to do it and kept running a deficit in their account at school.
Lunch for two was running $120 per month ($3 per day x 2) so I cut them both off.
Somehow, they have been surving the last couple of months.
I asked them both to make a lunch for themselves once a week to help with costs. Neither of them could take the time to do it and kept running a deficit in their account at school.
Lunch for two was running $120 per month ($3 per day x 2) so I cut them both off.
Somehow, they have been surving the last couple of months.
::HIGH FIVES::
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:26 PM
I'm imagine them sitting in the hallway with shoes like BBB's avatar, shaking a tin can and using their "earnings" to buy packages of powdered donuts and pop from the vending machine
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:29 PM
I'm sure that they have gotten the puppy dog eyes routine down!
My daughter has made something the last two mornings....finally. It's not like our cupboards are bare, there is always plenty to eat, if you take 10 minutes.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:38 PM
Between studying, and being good citizens, you think they have 10 spare minutes?
I was given enough to last me for a set period of time, and enough to cover the standard school lunch alone. If I wanted to splurge and get pizza, or the day's specialty food (Chinese, Chic-fil-a, etc), well, I'd just have to figure out how to feed myself for the few days I didn't have anything left at the end. Usually that just meant stealing all of the sides that people didn't want, or swiping someone's hot dog when they left the table to do something.
I was given enough to last me for a set period of time, and enough to cover the standard school lunch alone. If I wanted to splurge and get pizza, or the day's specialty food (Chinese, Chic-fil-a, etc), well, I'd just have to figure out how to feed myself for the few days I didn't have anything left at the end. Usually that just meant stealing all of the sides that people didn't want, or swiping someone's hot dog when they left the table to do something.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:47 PM
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/29/13 09:51 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
duh, look at the luggage tags!
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 02:09 PM
Our school system uses www.mylunchmoney.com. You can fund their account at school automatically when it reaches a certain floor amount that you set. You might wish to see if your school system uses it. Great resource.
Posted By: M Cockrell
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 02:18 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
How do you know where ANY hot dog's been?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 02:26 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
Ignorance is bliss. If I don't know, then it doesn't matter!
I'm not saying I'd do that today, since ew, hot dogs...but germs are overrated!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 02:35 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
Dont worry he had some unwashed fruit right after and the pestcides on it killed all the germs.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 03:12 PM
Originally Posted By: waldensouth
Our school system uses www.mylunchmoney.com. You can fund their account at school automatically when it reaches a certain floor amount that you set. You might wish to see if your school system uses it. Great resource.
Well, but that would defeat the purpose of me asking them to be accountable and bring lunch from home at least once a week. That's a free ride to a neverending stream of lunch money.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 03:30 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
How do you know where that hot dog had been??
Easy, it was once a part of a pile on the floor of the slauterhouse that included beef knuckles, chicken lips and pig anus
It was then molded into a deliciouse, nutricious hot dog shape
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:27 PM
I think every Thursday should be "Talk Like A Pirate" day.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:29 PM
OK ^^
Alrighty, I'm drafting a pre-dating questionaire.
I thought I'd start it out with:
#1 How often to you brush and flosss?
Followed by:
#2 Do you have a job?
Alrighty, I'm drafting a pre-dating questionaire.
I thought I'd start it out with:
#1 How often to you brush and flosss?
Followed by:
#2 Do you have a job?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:29 PM
I would put #2 as #1, just sayin'...
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:32 PM
Maybe I should add a disclaimer that I am NOT your sugar-mama?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:33 PM
That, too.
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:32 PM
Every day of high school, mom packed me a lunch with a sandwich, cookies and piece of fruit. Thanks, Mom.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:34 PM
#3:
"And yes, they are my kids and I will raise them as I see fit, so shut it, cowboy"
"And yes, they are my kids and I will raise them as I see fit, so shut it, cowboy"
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:35 PM
I like that one.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:36 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I would put #2 as #1, just sayin'...
then #3 would be "what are your feelings on a very long engagement?"
then #3 would be "what are your feelings on a very long engagement?"
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:37 PM
No sugar? Why bother brushing then?!
Why so superficial?
You should start with:
What are your dreams, goals, and hopes for the future?
If the guy sticks around to answer that...then you can move on to the rest
Why so superficial?
You should start with:
What are your dreams, goals, and hopes for the future?
If the guy sticks around to answer that...then you can move on to the rest
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:36 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Originally Posted By: waldensouth
Our school system uses www.mylunchmoney.com. You can fund their account at school automatically when it reaches a certain floor amount that you set. You might wish to see if your school system uses it. Great resource.
Well, but that would defeat the purpose of me asking them to be accountable and bring lunch from home at least once a week. That's a free ride to a neverending stream of lunch money.
So Alice doesn't make lunches for them?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 04:50 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
I would put #2 as #1, just sayin'...
then #3 would be "what are your feelings on a very long engagement?"
then #3 would be "what are your feelings on a very long engagement?"
That would have to be #4 now.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 05:57 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Maybe I should add a disclaimer that I am NOT your sugar-mama?
::chases courier to intercept resignation letter::
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 04/30/13 06:49 PM
www.restaurants.com is having a special deal today: $25 gift certificate for $4! Promo code: PLATE
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 01:13 PM
thought it was Tuesday when I woke up, what a surprise when I realized it was Wednesday! Have a free day this week!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 01:24 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
OK ^^
Alrighty, I'm drafting a pre-dating questionaire.
I thought I'd start it out with:
#1 How often to you brush and flosss?
Followed by:
#2 Do you have a job?
Alrighty, I'm drafting a pre-dating questionaire.
I thought I'd start it out with:
#1 How often to you brush and flosss?
Followed by:
#2 Do you have a job?
#1 Are you an azzmonkey?
#2 Do you have a stable career?
#3 Can you have fun?
#4 Are you willing to treat me like a goddess?
There ya go, start with that one.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 02:32 PM
Happy May Day everyone!! I'm sure I've got enough May Day baskets left over from what I gave my co-workers for everyone in here to have one! Enjoy!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 02:37 PM
I broke that same necklace AGAIN yesterday. Different offending chair however. The pieces of bling are currently sitting at home awaiting two pairs of pliars and a fix job by yours truly.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 04:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Si_Comply
Happy May Day everyone!! I'm sure I've got enough May Day baskets left over from what I gave my co-workers for everyone in here to have one! Enjoy!
Happy May Day! Let's riot and break some windows in Seattle's Niketown!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 06:48 PM
I wonder if I could make a business around a subscription service to clean up computers after you pass away.
Sign up with me and for a modest monthly fee you can have me on retainer to come in and clean up your history, and destroy anything you'd not want your loved ones to find. Sort of a modern age dumping of the cardboard box hiding under your bed.
Even better, develop a software program that is triggered by the use of a specific password upon login, which then wipes everything or certain directories. You could then leave this in your safe deposit box, or with other pertinent legal documents, in a note saying: My computer login password is "DJFuzzyBoots". Then someone tries to login, it executes the wipe, and all's well!
I feel I could become a millionaire based on this concept, assuming it doesn't already exist.
Sign up with me and for a modest monthly fee you can have me on retainer to come in and clean up your history, and destroy anything you'd not want your loved ones to find. Sort of a modern age dumping of the cardboard box hiding under your bed.
Even better, develop a software program that is triggered by the use of a specific password upon login, which then wipes everything or certain directories. You could then leave this in your safe deposit box, or with other pertinent legal documents, in a note saying: My computer login password is "DJFuzzyBoots". Then someone tries to login, it executes the wipe, and all's well!
I feel I could become a millionaire based on this concept, assuming it doesn't already exist.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 06:50 PM
wonder if I could make a business around a subscription service to clean up computers after you pass away.
That may have been the case in the Boston bomber. See prison.
That may have been the case in the Boston bomber. See prison.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:00 PM
if you've passed away, does it really matter what is on your PC? Now, if you would invent something that worked while alive...
and even if your drive is reformatted, there are ways of getting information that "really is never deleted".
and even if your drive is reformatted, there are ways of getting information that "really is never deleted".
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:07 PM
What if your computer just "blew up" upon one's demise? That would wipe the drive clean.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:22 PM
I'm thinking that in my case, nobody would know how to access it, and nobody would think to go on there and delete saved tax returns and other such things. Aside from just telling people to turn it in and throw it in the bathtub...
I'm not saying anyone "needs" it, just that I think it could be sold and make me rich!
I'm not saying anyone "needs" it, just that I think it could be sold and make me rich!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I'm thinking that in my case, nobody would know how to access it, and nobody would think to go on there and delete saved tax returns and other such things. Aside from just telling people to turn it in and throw it in the bathtub...
I'm not saying anyone "needs" it, just that I think it could be sold and make me rich!
I'm not saying anyone "needs" it, just that I think it could be sold and make me rich!
If this is the plan, may I suggest that you place water in the bathtub.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:28 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
My computer login password is "DJFuzzyBoots".
What are you implying here?!??
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:32 PM
Well yes, water is implied!
And Mani, I'm implying that the DJ lays down mad beats, so mad they can shake a computer right down to it's programming!
And Mani, I'm implying that the DJ lays down mad beats, so mad they can shake a computer right down to it's programming!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:39 PM
Oh, BTW, have I mentioned that TODAY IS MY FRIDAY?!? I leave in 22 minutes!
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/01/13 07:47 PM
Tomorrow is my Friday - and I'm off on Monday, too.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 12:49 PM
I'm wearing my clothes to work backwards today. Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly, who soared to fame as a member of the 1990s teenage rap duo Kris Kross, has died at age 34 in an Atlanta hospital.
Jump
Jump
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 01:55 PM
i'm not really sure i would say he soared to fame...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:12 PM
Jumped to fame?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:13 PM
In honor of the Mac Daddy, I am going to do The Running Man as I enter all of my meetings today.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:23 PM
Too bad it's (suspected?) drug overdose to blame for the early death.
I'm just going to go jump around and yell "JUMP!" in the lobby.
I'm just going to go jump around and yell "JUMP!" in the lobby.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:27 PM
why is it too bad? I've heard the (so-called) music, I think it was 20 years too late...
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:34 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
#3:
"And yes, they are my kids and I will raise them as I see fit, so shut it, cowboy"
"And yes, they are my kids and I will raise them as I see fit, so shut it, cowboy"
This would have been preferable to what my last serious girlfriend said/did. What she said: "oh, you're so great with my kids. I need your help disciplining them." (And she did need my help, or anyone's help, very much.) What she did (when i attempted to discipline them in the manner that she had said she wanted): got mad and basically said "you don't love my kids". One of about 18 reasons why we didn't last.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:35 PM
what was #18?
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:36 PM
She was crazy.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:45 PM
Should that not have been #1?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:46 PM
Did you consult the crazy-hot scale?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:46 PM
Aren't they all crazy on some level? I mean, that's on the list for every ex I have, but maybe I just attract odd people.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:48 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Did you consult the crazy-hot scale?
Yes, which is why we lasted 2 years, despite the fact we fought just about every day.
EGB and Matt.....
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:49 PM
2 years?! Yowza.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:52 PM
it all depends on how the scale is tipped
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:53 PM
Hey, I made it 5 years with a total wacko, but she got crazier as time went on, and less hot. I should have done some trend analysis and saved a lot of wasted time!
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 03:55 PM
Actually, it was a year and a half.....then 6 months broken up....then 6 more months together......and a final breakup. But yeah....2 years total together. I like her a lot better now.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 04:55 PM
Y'all tolerate a lot more crazy than I ever did. 5 months was more than long enough for me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:12 PM
At least I am aware that I am crazy. Full disclosure.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:16 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
At least I am aware that I am crazy. Full disclosure.
That's right. Own it, girl!
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:24 PM
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:29 PM
Who says stuff like that?!
Chicks, man.
Chicks, man.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:30 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
I thought this was normal...is it not?
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
I thought this was normal...is it not?
It was for her.
I want a chick that has all the awesomeness of chicks, but looks at a relationship like a man does--laid-back. (Thus, i am again single.)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:41 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
I thought this was normal...is it not?
It was for her.
I want a chick that has all the awesomeness of chicks, but looks at a relationship like a man does--laid-back. (Thus, i am again single.)
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:44 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
I thought this was normal...is it not?
It was for her.
I want a chick that has all the awesomeness of chicks, but looks at a relationship like a man does--laid-back. (Thus, i am again single.) Wondering what you edited now.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 05:50 PM
LOL, just a quotation error!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:03 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
There's 'crazy' and then there's CRAZY. Going between "you're the greatest thing ever, my life wasn't complete til i met you" to "you make my life a living [censored]" in the span of 5 minutes......and doing it again tomorrow......
I thought this was normal...is it not?
It's the norm, but it's not normal.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:03 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
LOL, just a quotation error!
Or a marriage proposal...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:06 PM
From me? Bwahahahaaaaaa!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:09 PM
That's OK, you will be celebrating your golden engagement anniversary before you know it! We will all watch it on COPS.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:09 PM
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:45 PM
RJs List of 18 reasons the girlfriend had to go
1. Acknowledges, both verbally and in writing, that SEC football is supreme
2. Laughs at any team from Oklahoma that claims superiority in any sport
3. Loves true football, the european variety
4. Wanting them to wear "his-n-hers" matching thongs a bit much
5. She drove a bigger pickup, more power, bigger lift kit, monster Mickey Thonpsons...
6. Even though we're in Oklahoma, it just felt weird dating my sister
7. She may have been a tad crazy
8. To prove her love, removed all the batteries from the remote control and then offered to get up and adjust channels manually
9. I secretly pine for DeeQ...any woman that can put away that much gin I lust after
10. I think i am also in love with Mani, just not sure if he/she is male/female
11. She kept making fun of my European Handbag, saying it was nothing but a purse.
12. When I asked her if she liked The Big 12, she said "aww, that's so sweet that you named it, do you measure it in centimeters?"
13. She refused to watch Nic Cage movies with me, that guy rocks!
14. Her kids were brats
15. Her ringtone was "the stars at night, are big and bright"
16. Any woman willing to date me for 2 years clearly must have something wrong with her
17. Her tramp-stamp said "available"
18. She kept insisting the Red River was the border of Texas and Oklahoma, while everyone knows it is the border of Oklahoma and Texas
1. Acknowledges, both verbally and in writing, that SEC football is supreme
2. Laughs at any team from Oklahoma that claims superiority in any sport
3. Loves true football, the european variety
4. Wanting them to wear "his-n-hers" matching thongs a bit much
5. She drove a bigger pickup, more power, bigger lift kit, monster Mickey Thonpsons...
6. Even though we're in Oklahoma, it just felt weird dating my sister
7. She may have been a tad crazy
8. To prove her love, removed all the batteries from the remote control and then offered to get up and adjust channels manually
9. I secretly pine for DeeQ...any woman that can put away that much gin I lust after
10. I think i am also in love with Mani, just not sure if he/she is male/female
11. She kept making fun of my European Handbag, saying it was nothing but a purse.
12. When I asked her if she liked The Big 12, she said "aww, that's so sweet that you named it, do you measure it in centimeters?"
13. She refused to watch Nic Cage movies with me, that guy rocks!
14. Her kids were brats
15. Her ringtone was "the stars at night, are big and bright"
16. Any woman willing to date me for 2 years clearly must have something wrong with her
17. Her tramp-stamp said "available"
18. She kept insisting the Red River was the border of Texas and Oklahoma, while everyone knows it is the border of Oklahoma and Texas
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 06:46 PM
:faints:
Don't pick on rj!
Don't pick on rj!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 07:09 PM
"10. I think i am also in love with Mani, just not sure if he/she is male/female"
Well...
Well...
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
I want a chick that has all the awesomeness of chicks, but looks at a relationship like a man does--laid-back.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 07:24 PM
I just had the most amazing candy bar ever......Cadbury Crunchie.
And yes, I will take those as payment for reading and summarizing DFA for all you lazy bums!
And yes, I will take those as payment for reading and summarizing DFA for all you lazy bums!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 07:47 PM
Ya well, guys can be equally crazy.
That's why I just got rid of Dr. Jekyl-Hyde. Among many other reasons but that's the straw that broke the camel's back.
That's why I just got rid of Dr. Jekyl-Hyde.
Among many other reasons but that's the straw that broke the camel's back.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 07:57 PM
If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane. - Dave Mustaine of Megadeth
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 08:02 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Ya well, guys can be equally crazy.
That's why I just got rid of Dr. Jekyl-Hyde. Among many other reasons but that's the straw that broke the camel's back.
That's why I just got rid of Dr. Jekyl-Hyde.
Among many other reasons but that's the straw that broke the camel's back. i think that the fact that a guy you're dating is putting straw on your camel's back would be reason enough to end it. After all, what kind of guy carries straw? Come to think of it, why does a girl own a camel?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 08:03 PM
She planted a field of lies, and they sprouted.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 08:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
I just had the most amazing candy bar ever......Cadbury Crunchie.
And yes, I will take those as payment for reading and summarizing DFA for all you lazy bums!
And yes, I will take those as payment for reading and summarizing DFA for all you lazy bums!
http://www.campusswipe.com/media/catalog...6nqg0us-1-1.jpg
And I'm still waiting on the Remittance Transfer synopsis....
Thanks!
Oh, and I've never had the Cadbury, but that's known as sea foam around here. I've made it a few times. So if you do an exceptional job on that policy, procedures, and compliance memo there's bound to be a surprise coming your way....
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 09:26 PM
Hello me, meet the real me
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/02/13 09:41 PM
::orders a case of Cadbury Crunchies::
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 01:30 PM
Hate when this happens:
BlackBerry have advised there is presently a Global degradation of their services. As a result, you may experience delays sending or receiving emails. BlackBerry is working to restore service as soon as possible and we will advise you of any updates.
BlackBerry have advised there is presently a Global degradation of their services. As a result, you may experience delays sending or receiving emails. BlackBerry is working to restore service as soon as possible and we will advise you of any updates.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 03:42 PM
No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a hooker.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 03:45 PM
yep, my blackberry is worthless today, nothing but a paperweight...another reason we are migrating from BB to Samsung Galaxy, HTC Droidss, or Apple iPhones...user gets to pick.
On Bimmers recommendation, I'm going with the iPhone 5..
On Bimmers recommendation, I'm going with the iPhone 5..
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 04:27 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
I'm going with the iPhone 5..
Aren't you a little young to have an iPhone?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 06:09 PM
I'm too young to be trusted with anything of significant value...
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 06:46 PM
As compared to who? Pale?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 06:56 PM
She’s got on sexy purple sweat pants and sensible shoes!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 07:36 PM
:turns off web camera::
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 07:40 PM
I love my Samsung Note II....... Still learning all it will do, but love it.
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 07:55 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
sensible shoes!
^^^ rules me out
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/03/13 08:01 PM
I just got a new LG Lucid 2. Yay for me!
Now I just gotta figure out how to use it.
Now I just gotta figure out how to use it.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 03:31 PM
The double standards here are enough to drive me up the wall!! You have a new hire who's friends with the Ops Admin (which is how she got the job) taking every event for her high school aged daughters off, meanwhile, someone who's been with the company 8 years isn't allowed to take her daughter's fifth birthday off work because I'm going to be in Ohio that same day. I hate it!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 03:35 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
The double standards here are enough to drive me up the wall!! You have a new hire who's friends with the Ops Admin (which is how she got the job) taking every event for her high school aged daughters off, meanwhile, someone who's been with the company 8 years isn't allowed to take her daughter's fifth birthday off work because I'm going to be in Ohio that same day. I hate it!
Like a kid can remember their 5th biurthday somewhere down the road...i can't remember mine...
if you're that concerned, cancel your Ohio trip.
You sound like the selfish one here
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 04:03 PM
My Ohio trip is the one time each year I get to see my mommy and daddy.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 04:27 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
My Ohio trip is the one time each year I get to see my mommy and daddy.
and the poster we don't see much - Blessed
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 04:30 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
My Ohio trip is the one time each year I get to see my mommy and daddy.
so, really, it is all about you!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 04:46 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
My Ohio trip is the one time each year I get to see my mommy and daddy.
so, really, it is all about you!
Yes. Yes, it is. :P
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 05:58 PM
man, only visiting your parents once a year must be tough...that's a lot of laundry to bring home to your Mom
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 06:09 PM
Ain't that the truth! I also miss out on those tummy rubs when I'm feeling yucky.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 06:24 PM
i gain 10 pounds every time i visit my folks...my stepmom cooks a huge breakfast for me every day (with at least a pound of bacon on the table daily), lunch is usually something bad for me, and either a heavy dinner or we go out to eat nightly...and she also buys a bag of licorice and a bag of spice drops (my 2 favorite candies) for every day i'm there...
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 06:59 PM
cherish those folks, you just never know whether you have the next visit....
Posted By: chenin
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 08:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
cherish those folks, you just never know whether you have the next visit....
So sad, but so true.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/06/13 08:49 PM
Very true. Don't take it for granted.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 01:27 PM
Stuck in traffic this morning...had my windows down as it was a nice morning...guy next to me also had his windows down...i looked at him and said "this traffic sucks today". his reply "f--- you." guess he thought it was my fault for the traffic...hey, happy Tuesday everyone...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 01:28 PM
It seems like just yesterday my 17 yr old was a baby tossing milk bottles at me while I was driving.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 01:29 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Stuck in traffic this morning...had my windows down as it was a nice morning...guy next to me also had his windows down...i looked at him and said "this traffic sucks today". his reply "f--- you." guess he thought it was my fault for the traffic...hey, happy Tuesday everyone...
O M
Cranky much??
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 01:31 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
It seems like just yesterday my 17 yr old was a baby tossing milk bottles at me while I was driving.
I'm surprised they weren't empty Tanq bottles that were strewn around the back seat
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 01:32 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Stuck in traffic this morning...had my windows down as it was a nice morning...guy next to me also had his windows down...i looked at him and said "this traffic sucks today". his reply "f--- you." guess he thought it was my fault for the traffic...hey, happy Tuesday everyone...
maybe this was the guy who you ignored in person as he was following up on his voice mail to you about the email he just sent you
seems to me you had it coming
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:01 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
It seems like just yesterday my 17 yr old was a baby tossing milk bottles at me while I was driving.
It was, you should really clean out your car at least every 15 years
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:10 PM
We've all heard the expression "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Apparently the young woman I saw this morning going into an office building is aspiring to be a call girl and is just doing the 9-5 thing until her real career takes off.... Who wears this stuff to work in a professional office?
Kids today... ::Shakes cane::
Kids today... ::Shakes cane::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:16 PM
I used to work in a office that had a temp agency next door. Some days it looked like the women came straight from the club the night before to apply for jobs. And some of the men looked like they crawled out of bed and barely bothered to put on flip flops for their interviews.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:17 PM
Originally Posted By: thomasj
We've all heard the expression "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Apparently the young woman I saw this morning going into an office building is aspiring to be a call girl and is just doing the 9-5 thing until her real career takes off.... Who wears this stuff to work in a professional office?
Kids today... ::Shakes cane::
Kids today... ::Shakes cane::
pictures please
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:19 PM
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:35 PM
the name of that link held so much promise
boy, was I mistaken
boy, was I mistaken
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:44 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I used to work in a office that had a temp agency next door. Some days it looked like the women came straight from the club the night before to apply for jobs. And some of the men looked like they crawled out of bed and barely bothered to put on flip flops for their interviews.
You have to want to work, not just to be able to say you "tried" on your unemployment filing for the week.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:47 PM
You know it's bad when the women can't even walk in the shoes they are wearing to the interview.
Are 6-inch heels REALLY necessary if all you can do in them is waddle around?
Are 6-inch heels REALLY necessary if all you can do in them is waddle around?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:47 PM
Don't judge me! You don't know my life!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:51 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
You know it's bad when the women can't even walk in the shoes they are wearing to the interview.
Are 6-inch heels REALLY necessary if all you can do in them is waddle around?
Are 6-inch heels REALLY necessary if all you can do in them is waddle around?
depends on the job they are appliying for...some jobs, high heels and a waddle are all you need...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:52 PM
!Hey, if you can walk in them, fine. If you can't? You're a fool for buying them in the first place.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:52 PM
Well, depending on who they're interviewing with, those 6" heels might just get them the job!
Dani, could you please send me a copy of your dress code policy? Go ahead and fill in my CU's name too if you would.
Dani, could you please send me a copy of your dress code policy? Go ahead and fill in my CU's name too if you would.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:55 PM
Dress Code Policy for <INSERT YOUR BANK NAME HERE>
Just don't come to work naked.
Just don't come to work naked.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 02:59 PM
::reluctantly puts pants back on::
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 03:02 PM
heard several coworkers commenting it must be cold in PeepersLand...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 03:04 PM
I just got out of the pool
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 03:15 PM
Why do boxes of popcorn list the calories for a serving of un-popped popcorn? I'm not a squirrel!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 03:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers Mac
::reluctantly puts pants back on::
As long as you have something on, you're not naked and are not violating Dani's policy. Just sayin.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 03:21 PM
kind of like those convenience stores that have signs saying
"no shirt,
no shoes,
no service"
I always ask them what happens if someone with a shirt and shoes on but no pants comes in, what would they do...
"no shirt,
no shoes,
no service"
I always ask them what happens if someone with a shirt and shoes on but no pants comes in, what would they do...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Why do boxes of popcorn list the calories for a serving of un-popped popcorn? I'm not a squirrel!
GET OUT--right? I still can't figure out how many calories are in a bag of popcorn. I just figure it's all junk, probably bad for me, and I shouldn't eat it.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:29 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Why do boxes of popcorn list the calories for a serving of un-popped popcorn? I'm not a squirrel!
GET OUT--right? I still can't figure out how many calories are in a bag of popcorn. I just figure it's all junk, probably bad for me, and I shouldn't eat it.
Confusing the issue even more...Does all the stuff that gets stuck between your teeth count as calories?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:37 PM
Is the popped version fewer calories than pre-popped? Considering that only about 80% of the kernels pop, what you're actually eating is less than what the bag contains!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:40 PM
why don't trains use cabooses any more?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:42 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
why don't trains use cabooses any more?
Political correctness. Someone might be offended.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:44 PM
maybe someone once said "look at the caboose on that train" and now all trains must suffer as a result?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:46 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
why don't trains use cabooses any more?
Cabooses were once used on nearly every freight train. Until the 1980s, laws in the United States and Canada required all freight trains to have a caboose and a full crew, for safety. Technology eventually advanced such that the railroads, in an effort to save money and reduce crew members, stated that a caboose was unnecessary and their use has since declined; they are seldom seen on trains, except on locals and smaller railroads.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caboose
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 05:59 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
why don't trains use cabooses any more?
Cabooses were once used on nearly every freight train. Until the 1980s, laws in the United States and Canada required all freight trains to have a caboose and a full crew, for safety. Technology eventually advanced such that the railroads, in an effort to save money and reduce crew members, stated that a caboose was unnecessary and their use has since declined; they are seldom seen on trains, except on locals and smaller railroads.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caboose
Well, that's just totally unromantic!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/07/13 10:12 PM
HLN's re-enactment of Jodi attacking Travis was so over the top, it was practically comical. And not that we take murder lightly. But someone with a larger-than-life final living photo of Travis chasing the actors around in the recreated bathroom was hyper-real.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 02:14 PM
So some guy came up to me the other day and asked if he could take a photo of my dog (we get that a lot, it's a husky thing). I say "Okay," but then he tries to take the dog away from me so he can pose with him.
Note to Creeper Guy: I will NOT be handing over my dog to you, or any stranger for that matter, and letting go of his leash. Ever.
Note to Creeper Guy: I will NOT be handing over my dog to you, or any stranger for that matter, and letting go of his leash. Ever.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 02:18 PM
"No I'm sorry, my dogs react violently to stupid"
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 02:27 PM
Come on, he needed a new online dating profile pic that made him seem like less of a creeper!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:10 PM
Weirdo...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Come on, he needed a new online dating profile pic that made him seem like less of a creeper!
!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:21 PM
OMG. I just realized. What if he took a pic of me instead of the dog?? Or me with the dog?
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:23 PM
Maybe you're being catfished?!?!??!!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:35 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
OMG. I just realized. What if he took a pic of me instead of the dog?? Or me with the dog?
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
I could do this, right now. I'm going to start a fake FB profile!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:49 PM
Make me awesome.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:59 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Make me awesome.
You were born that way.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 03:59 PM
Part-time barista, seeking a photography degree at the local community college. I'm mostly into you for the free fraps, but your dogs are okay too. I don't see much of a future for things though, since you're probably going to make it big and move to NYC at some point, but hey, then I can be devastated and ride the wave of sympathy from my many many e-friends. Also, you ride a hipster bike to work because you're too green to own a car. We eat tofu, daily, and compost on my fire escape.
My name is Chester.
My name is Chester.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 04:38 PM
Copperpot? Are you seeking One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 04:43 PM
Things. Just. Got. Really. WEIRD.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 04:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Copperpot? Are you seeking One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship?
HOW DID YOU KNOW??!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 04:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: manimal
OMG. I just realized. What if he took a pic of me instead of the dog?? Or me with the dog?
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
"Check out my new gf and her dog."
I'm now terrified for my life.
I could do this, right now. I'm going to start a fake FB profile!
Watch out for friend requests from Notre Dame football players.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 04:56 PM
Matt can manage all my fake boyfriends.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 05:01 PM
I'm quitting my job to take this up as a new profession! Fictional Relationship Coordinator will be my new title.
Pay me.
Pay me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 05:02 PM
You can expese the various pairs of hipster glasses you're buying for me too.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 07:13 PM
**kitten's Daily Math Fix**
If you add the digit of this month the the digits of this date, you get the last two digits of this year:
5+8=13
Shazaam!!
If you add the digit of this month the the digits of this date, you get the last two digits of this year:
5+8=13
Shazaam!!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 07:20 PM
I miss kitten!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 07:26 PM
me too
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 07:27 PM
did she grow into a cat? get neutered? someone make tennis racket strings out of her? run away from home? inquiring minds want to know...
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/08/13 08:58 PM
I just spilled a bunch of sunflower seeds on the floor. They’re going in the trash because the soles of my shoes have been in the men’s room.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 01:37 PM
what, you don't take your shoes off when you use the men's room?
rookie
rookie
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:08 PM
When others are bored during sessions at conferences, they doodle or play on their phone. Me? I do long division and multiplication. I might even throw in some multiplication tables and practice my upper AND lowercase cursive penmanship.
::missing BOL nerd icon::
::missing BOL nerd icon::
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:18 PM
My kids do math for fun. I have no idea where they came from.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:34 PM
The dork bar is over there -------------------------> Sci
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:37 PM
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:44 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
The dork bar is over there -------------------------> Sci
I was about to post the same but due to my audit I did not have time.
Dam work geting in the way of BOL
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:52 PM
It's a good thing I'm here to cover for your shenanigans!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 02:56 PM
people who work here are no longer to be referred to as "employees"...moving forward we will call them associates. Please update all manuals, procedures, policies, etc. to remove the term employee and replace it with associate.
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 03:02 PM
Ha Happ!
Give it another year, and those associates will turn into colleagues.
That all I work with....colleagues.
And y'all need to include a diversity and multicultural head in those policies as well, while you are at it.
Give it another year, and those associates will turn into colleagues.
That all I work with....colleagues.
And y'all need to include a diversity and multicultural head in those policies as well, while you are at it.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 03:09 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
people who work here are no longer to be referred to as "employees"...moving forward we will call them associates. Please update all manuals, procedures, policies, etc. to remove the term employee and replace it with associate.
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
Just use find and replace feature and do not proof read.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 03:12 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
people who work here are no longer to be referred to as "employees"...moving forward we will call them associates. Please update all manuals, procedures, policies, etc. to remove the term employee and replace it with associate.
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
Somebody in marketing ran out of stuff to do agian, huh?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 03:59 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
people who work here are no longer to be referred to as "employees"...moving forward we will call them associates. Please update all manuals, procedures, policies, etc. to remove the term employee and replace it with associate.
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
yeah, this is a great use of my time...
Just use find and replace feature and do not proof read.
Don't forget to send it to Dani for her to read.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 04:29 PM
According to a DIY report, men whose ring finger is longer than their index finger tend to be better endowed.
Every guy that just read this, looked at their hands.
Every guy that just read this, looked at their hands.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 04:33 PM
My ring finger is longer than my index finger
Sadly, it's only my ring finger that's the better endowed appendage
Sadly, it's only my ring finger that's the better endowed appendage
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 05:36 PM
In "Double Jeopardy", Ashley Judd's character uses her former friend's (and guardian of her son) SSN to have a credit check run at a car dealership. When the salesman returns to verify her address (which he willingly offers her) she leaves to track down the former friend. When she gets to the former friend's house, she discovers that the new residents don't know anything about the former friend and is directed to talk to the neighbor lady. Neighbor lady apologizes about delivering the sad news that former friend died four years earlier. Now, maybe I'm over-thinking this a bit, but wouldn't "Deceased" also come up on a credit report?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 05:44 PM
You'd think so, but not always! We have an identity theft/loan fraud situation ongoing with a guy that used the SSN of his deceased (9 months prior) grandfather (of the same name, down to the middle initial and everything) to get a loan with us and two other financials in town on the same piece of collateral, which none of us has the title to now.
That's a great quandary though!
That's a great quandary though!
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 05:51 PM
Today's BOL Compliance Briefing has a piece about SSA's Death Master File not being maintained accurately. Does this mean they should pay a CMP to us?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 06:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHAA!
That's a good one, GD.
That's a good one, GD.
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/09/13 07:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
According to a DIY report, men whose ring finger is longer than their index finger tend to be better endowed.
<------ chops off tip of index finger/hopes for the best
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 01:42 PM
Since I can't be excited about it around here, we got a grand jury subpoena (requesting everything I brought up in my narrative) for a shady shady mofo that I've been filing SARs on for about 6 months for various things, and I'm going to take personal credit (in my own mind at least) if he gets busted. Since most around here think BSA doesn't really concern us, it's just a little bit of self-validation.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 01:47 PM
It's always nice when they actually act on something you work so hard on!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 01:47 PM
::high five::
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 04:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Since I can't be excited about it around here, we got a grand jury subpoena (requesting everything I brought up in my narrative) for a shady shady mofo that I've been filing SARs on for about 6 months for various things, and I'm going to take personal credit (in my own mind at least) if he gets busted. Since most around here think BSA doesn't really concern us, it's just a little bit of self-validation.
::Gives Matt a sherrifs badge and cap gun::
Well done Matt! But dont be surprised if its the only badge you get.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 04:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
::Gives Matt a sherrifs badge and cap gun more nerf gun foam ammo ::
Fixed for the young'n.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 04:51 PM
YESSSSS! Only if it's the whistling darts though. They scare the carp out of people and create a bigger scene when I get my little nerf pistol out and pop someone in the head from across the room!
I also have a sheriff's badge, which I prefer throwing like a ninja star!
::Kungfu fights::
I also have a sheriff's badge, which I prefer throwing like a ninja star!
::Kungfu fights::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 04:52 PM
Don't forget your, um, horn.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/10/13 05:39 PM
Never!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 01:37 PM
His farger?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 02:54 PM
Mmmm, I had a new addition to my self-made frappe mocha this morning - ice that doesn't melt!
Oh wait.........that was bits of the plastic lid from the blender. Nevermind.
Oh wait.........that was bits of the plastic lid from the blender. Nevermind.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 02:57 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 03:13 PM
I rode my bike to the office yesterday, did some testing on a new program then went for a Moscow mule. All before 9 a.m.!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 04:27 PM
Please cross your fingers for me.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 04:45 PM
Double crossed!
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 04:46 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Please cross your fingers for me.
Fingers crossed, but I don't think you are going to beat the Breathalizer™.....
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 05:28 PM
walking a straight line is probably out of the question too
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 05:35 PM
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 06:22 PM
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 06:35 PM
Why do i bother going to the dentist? After all, i live in Louisiana. Maybe I should just go full native?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 06:40 PM
Come here, happy, I can help with that look...
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 07:24 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Please cross your fingers for me.
Why...Eddie finally giving in?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/13/13 07:46 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Are you having a bad hair day?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 12:55 AM
Already been to 14 liquor stores and can't find any gin?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 01:53 PM
When I was a kid, I used to tell the kids in my class that I wore a wig and that I had an uncle that was a Beach Boy.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 01:56 PM
your uncle was not a beach boy?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:00 PM
Ice cream trucks:
My son told me that one of his friend's parents said that when the ice cream truck was playing music that it meant they had no more ice cream.
My son told me that one of his friend's parents said that when the ice cream truck was playing music that it meant they had no more ice cream.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:06 PM
so cruel!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:12 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
your uncle was not a beach boy?
Sadly, no. My uncle was not Mike Love.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:14 PM
Was he Uncle Jessie? He was almost a Beach Boy.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:19 PM
And the Beach Boys were always on Full House!
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:50 PM
Today is the 15th anniversary of the death of Frank Sinatra.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:53 PM
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 02:54 PM
We have 33 people in on a powerball pool. If we win, this place is going to shut down and none of us will care!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:05 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We have 33 people in on a powerball pool. If we win, this place is going to shut down and none of us will care!
sorry to burst your bubble, but $350 divided 33 ways after the 44% tax hit will only result in approximately $6mm per person, and with the cost of penalties from Obamacare if you don't work and have insurance, you're going to have to continue working...
now back to your regularly scheduled daydreaming...
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:08 PM
I told them if I win, I'm staying here and just being a complete arseface because I won't need the income to survive anymore.
And hey, if everyone quits, that's a third of the staff I won't have to worry about watching anymore.
And hey, if everyone quits, that's a third of the staff I won't have to worry about watching anymore.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:24 PM
I had a dream last night that while Nixon was in office, he ordered all U.S. manufacturers of plastic push pins to make the flat portion larger (because he was having trouble pulling them out of a corkboard). Then I was a small child running barefoot outside and stepped on one of the modified push pins. Because of the enlarged part, it stayed upright on the ground and pierced my heel. That hurt, and I thought, ‘If Nixon didn’t make these push pins so much bigger, it would’ve fallen over.’ Then my dad pulled it out of my foot, and I thought, ‘If Nixon didn’t make these push pins so much bigger, pa wouldn’t have been able to pull it out with ease.’ Which was odd, because I never called my dad ‘pa’.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:34 PM
"Dreaming that you are pricked by a pin means a sticky situation or irritating relationship."
"Seeing your father in your dream, symbolizes authority and protection."
Source: Matchadream.com
"Seeing your father in your dream, symbolizes authority and protection."
Source: Matchadream.com
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:37 PM
Well, better than a sticky relationship I suppose.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:38 PM
Unless it's a relationship with bacon.......
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:46 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
"Dreaming that you are pricked by a pin means a sticky situation or irritating relationship."
"Seeing your father in your dream, symbolizes authority and protection."
Source: Matchadream.com
"Seeing your father in your dream, symbolizes authority and protection."
Source: Matchadream.com
....or it could mean that you had a bacon, lettuce and pickle sandwich, with beetjuice just before bed...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:46 PM
Mmmm....BACON
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:47 PM
Originally Posted By: O'BaconBoy!
Well, better than a sticky relationship I suppose.
My odd dream a few threads back about BOL posters randomly using other BOL posters' showers...? Yeah...it was your shower, dude. At least you are fastidiously clean and neat.
Not sure why I had that dream in particular.....
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 03:51 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
[quote=O'BaconBoy!]
Not sure why I had that dream in particular.....
Not sure why I had that dream in particular.....
Sounds like a saurkraut, peanutbutter and pepper sandwich dream to me.....
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 04:41 PM
The air just kicked on... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 05:05 PM
I mashed the fins shut on the vent over my head--it has really helped.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 05:38 PM
You could just put on a hat...maybe a conical shaped one that would disburse the air away from your melon. If it happened to say "Dunce" on it, all the better! For...air dispersion purposes, of course.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 05:39 PM
::sorry..mental picture made me LOL::
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 05:46 PM
I'm going to head outside in a few minutes to warm up and read my book.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 07:10 PM
Dude...I do put on my knit cap when I get cold. Perhaps I should start wearing a Yarmulke and just really throw people for a loop.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 07:39 PM
A WHO? Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 07:53 PM
I have an ugly wool sweater I put on when I want everyone to know that I'm freezing.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:13 PM
Peepers back hair looks like an ugly wool sweater...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:20 PM
Coincidence?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:20 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I have an ugly wool sweater I put on when I want everyone to know that I'm freezing.
Which one is the ugly one?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:26 PM
That one.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:28 PM
The uniform police aren't here today. I ditched the suit and wore a dress and boots.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:45 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
The uniform police aren't here today. I ditched the suit and wore a dress and boots.
You rebel you!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:50 PM
I know!! Breaking the rules here bigtime!!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:57 PM
Peeve: Getting two unwanted soliciation emails from the same vendor - one under my current name, and then one under my maiden name five seconds later.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 08:59 PM
I have on silly patterned socks! Hows that for slap right in the face of convention and the establishment! Tomorrow...BATMAN UNDERWEAR!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:02 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Peeve: Getting two unwanted soliciation emails from the same vendor - one under my current name, and then one under my maiden name five seconds later.
On the upside, you get to refuse their goods/service twice!
Lookin for that silver lining...
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:08 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Peeve: Getting two unwanted soliciation emails from the same vendor - one under my current name, and then one under my maiden name five seconds later.
Dudes and chicks have maiden names?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:08 PM
Your Prius may be getting 45 miles to the gallon, but it is still a Prius!
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:11 PM
Hey - I LOVE my Prius - and I get about 50!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:19 PM
Step 1. Win Lottery
Step 2. Build Prius Monster Truck with a 454 big block
Step 3.
Step 2. Build Prius Monster Truck with a 454 big block
Step 3.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:30 PM
I saw a prius pick up truck the other day!
And what sort of pattern is on them?
I wore THE stripey socks to work one day and realized that when I crossed my legs you could read what was written on them. I'd better not do that again!
And what sort of pattern is on them?
I wore THE stripey socks to work one day and realized that when I crossed my legs you could read what was written on them.
I'd better not do that again!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:42 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
The uniform police aren't here today. I ditched the suit and wore a dress and boots.
SHUT UP--ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 09:45 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I saw a prius pick up truck the other day!
And what sort of pattern is on them?
I wore THE stripey socks to work one day and realized that when I crossed my legs you could read what was written on them. I'd better not do that again!
And what sort of pattern is on them?
I wore THE stripey socks to work one day and realized that when I crossed my legs you could read what was written on them.
I'd better not do that again! That would be the ones I have on!!!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 10:14 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
The uniform police aren't here today. I ditched the suit and wore a dress and boots.
SHUT UP--ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
BB1, don't sit with your legs crossed!!
Those are my favorites and I'm missing one right now.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 10:50 PM
Hmmmm......
A 75-year-old resident of a New Jersey senior citizen housing complex is suspected of running a prostitution ring that employed some elderly residents as sex workers, NBC 4 New York has learned.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51881969
A 75-year-old resident of a New Jersey senior citizen housing complex is suspected of running a prostitution ring that employed some elderly residents as sex workers, NBC 4 New York has learned.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51881969
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/14/13 10:55 PM
Well it just goes to show ya!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 01:34 AM
Hey, nursing homes are expensive and Medicare only covers so much ya know.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 01:55 PM
Freak's just jealous that this was on the opposite side of the country!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 02:01 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: manimal
Peeve: Getting two unwanted soliciation emails from the same vendor - one under my current name, and then one under my maiden name five seconds later.
Dudes and chicks have maiden names?
Maybe I took my wife's last name... I'm nothing if not progressive.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 02:07 PM
You have the most manly looking wife ever. How did she grow that adam's apple and such??
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 02:17 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Hmmmm......
A 75-year-old resident of a New Jersey senior citizen housing complex is suspected of running a prostitution ring that employed some elderly residents as sex workers, NBC 4 New York has learned.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51881969
A 75-year-old resident of a New Jersey senior citizen housing complex is suspected of running a prostitution ring that employed some elderly residents as sex workers, NBC 4 New York has learned.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51881969
DeeQ?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 02:32 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
You have the most manly looking wife ever. How did she grow that adam's apple and such??
Chicks, man.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/15/13 11:49 PM
What if we'd been found/Fifty years from now
Only in the form of an anonymous photograph?
Only in the form of an anonymous photograph?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 12:52 PM
I didn't shave this morning...now i'll look like half the ladies in our building!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 12:53 PM
I have a fricking screw in my front tire.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 12:56 PM
Have your lackey change it on her lunch hour...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 01:27 PM
I am too young for hot flashes.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 01:29 PM
Maybe its just swoobs?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 01:33 PM
::SNORT::
Thanks B.
Thanks B.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 01:41 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Have your lackey change it on her lunch hour...
Who says that is not who put the screw there?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 01:48 PM
It seems like our little girl (wigh big hair) has grown up. Instead of running over wooden objects has now moved on to metal ones.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 02:53 PM
Is it possible to have Egyptian Cotton toilet paper? I'm pretty sure that's what they had in my dentist office yesterday.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 03:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Tiffani
I have a fricking screw in my front tire.
That happened to me whilst driving by Phoenix College. I ended up going to Costco to have the tire replaced.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 03:21 PM
Two new front tires: $562, priceless...
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 03:28 PM
umm...if it is $562, that indicates a price, therefore, it can't be priceless...
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 03:45 PM
Mazda doesn't bother to tell you how much you'll have to budget for to replace the tires they put on their cars. I've spent a mint putting new rubber on mine.
I've spent a mint putting new rubber on mine.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 03:48 PM
I have Kumho's on mine...they've held up very well.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Tiffani
Two new front tires: $562, priceless...
Whaaah??? Mine ended up costing $4.98 because I'd replaced all my tires at Costco. The price took into consideration the amount of wear on the treads (basically, none). I walked to the market and bought over-priced cheese while they were doing their thing.
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:16 PM
4 Goodyear Eagles on my the car my daughter drives for under $400 at a local shop.
2 new tires for my truck - Over $450.
2 new tires for my truck - Over $450.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:23 PM
I've never had to put tires on a car before, my cars have always died before the tires got worn out
My current one will be the first time, hopefully!
My current one will be the first time, hopefully!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:25 PM
I'm not sure which was cheaper, buying a set of new tires or just getting a new different car for Matt!
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I've never had to put tires on a car before, my cars have always died before the tires got worn out
My current one will be the first time, hopefully!
My current one will be the first time, hopefully!
Geez, what kind of beaters do you drive?!
(Oh, I guess I could also ask, where do you get such iron-strong tires? Maybe that would be more diplomatic.)
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:37 PM
I drive 5,000 or fewer miles per year, and in the past none of my cars have lasted longer than 18 months due to engine or transmission failure, or wrecking it. All were cash purchases, old Buicks. But now I'm a real adult with a car loan!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:37 PM
Diplomacy never was your strong suit, EGB.
:runs:
:runs:
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:38 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I drive 5,000 or fewer miles per year, and in the past none of my cars have lasted longer than 18 months due to engine or transmission failure, or wrecking it. All were cash purchases, old Buicks. But now I'm a real adult with a car loan!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:39 PM
Originally Posted By: thomasj
4 Goodyear Eagles on my the car my daughter drives for under $400 at a local shop.
2 new tires for my truck - Over $450.
2 new tires for my truck - Over $450.
Some could by 10 big wheels for that.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 04:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Tiffani
Diplomacy never was your strong suit, EGB.
:runs:
:runs:
Well at least one knows where one stands with me....
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 05:36 PM
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 07:50 PM
My lack of sleep has caught up with me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 07:52 PM
Slap happy?
Posted By: tdogz
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 07:57 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Slap happy?
Why? What did he do this time?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 07:59 PM
I figured it would give AGranny something to do to stay awake?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 07:59 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Slap happy?
O-KAY!!
::runs off to find Happy::
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 08:04 PM
Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
Originally Posted By: Tiffani
Diplomacy never was your strong suit, EGB.
:runs:
:runs:
Well at least one knows where one stands with me....
My guess is one should stand far away.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 09:30 PM
You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/16/13 11:15 PM
What about me? It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I wanna live
But you just take more than you give
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I wanna live
But you just take more than you give
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 12:50 PM
Is today everyone's Friday?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 01:00 PM
unless you're in Australia, where it is already Saturday
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 01:12 PM
Not only is it Friday, but it's 5 o'clock somewhere!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 01:13 PM
It is 9:10 Pm in hong kong
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 01:23 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Not only is it Friday, but it's 5 o'clock somewhere!
Yes. And my vacation starts at 4:30PM on the dot.
::heads off to find bar::
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 01:25 PM
Doesn't Star Trek Open today? I imagine we'll be seeing that tonight or tomorrow.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 05:10 PM
They were talking about the proposed draft to implement our state’s legalized marijuana laws and how there will be specific labeling and advertising requirements. Hmmm…marijuana compliance officer…I kind of like it.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 05:15 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
They were talking about the proposed draft to implement our state’s legalized marijuana laws and how there will be specific labeling and advertising requirements. Hmmm…marijuana compliance officer…I kind of like it.
Will this job come with benefits, such as brownies and potato chips?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 05:27 PM
Awesome job! Having control of a controlled substance!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 06:44 PM
Of course you would have to test the product...for compliance purposes only
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 06:47 PM
And there would need to be a joint compliance committee no doubt.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 07:44 PM
That sounds doobie-ous
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 08:30 PM
I'd rather be blunt. I'll test all contraband prior to labeling.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/17/13 08:30 PM
I guess I'll pipe up and volunteer for the advertising compliance.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/20/13 07:45 PM
I've suggested that HLN obtain baby pictures of Travis and Jodi. Dudeman in the shorts and dress shirt with a tie agreed.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 12:04 PM
I was actually sad that my son can go to rated R movies now without me.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 04:29 PM
I finally broke down and performed the semi-annual excavation on my bellybutton. Wow…I got lots of crud out of it this morning.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 04:34 PM
You seem like the type that would be in there with q-tips and rubbing alcohol on a daily basis. This shocks me.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 04:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
You seem like the type that would be in there with q-tips and rubbing alcohol on a daily basis. This shocks me.
I've been saving it up to make Deeq--my Monkey Butt--something special.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 05:15 PM
a sweater?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 05:21 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
You seem like the type that would be in there with q-tips and rubbing alcohol on a daily basis. This shocks me.
I've been saving it up to make Deeq--my Monkey Butt--something special.
I am touched, monkeybutt... ♥
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 05:54 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I finally broke down and performed the semi-annual excavation on my bellybutton. Wow…I got lots of crud out of it this morning.
so twice a year you go from being an outie to an innie? after the cleaning, of course...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 06:06 PM
The Bad Lip Reading of Walking Dead is great!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 06:11 PM
Are you done with that Q-Tip??
Can I use it now??
Can I use it now??
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 06:12 PM
I have a sore throat and was apparently exposed to strep over the weekend. Someone want to check it out in there? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 06:12 PM
don't put it in your ear!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 06:28 PM
Hey! I just stumbled on a picture of Pale!
http://www.weather.com/travel/rare-vintage-beach-photos-20130501
http://www.weather.com/travel/rare-vintage-beach-photos-20130501
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 07:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I have a sore throat and was apparently exposed to strep over the weekend. Someone want to check it out in there? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We could use Freak's Q-tip.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 07:31 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Are you done with that Q-Tip??
Can I use it now??
Can I use it now??
Uh, yeah...but it's a little, umm...chunky....
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 07:44 PM
Apparently that q-tip is a highly sought after item! You should probably put it on eBay.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 07:56 PM
::runs out to make a bid::
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 08:05 PM
Sir Alex Ferguson, just retired manager of Manchester United, chews gum like crazy during the matches. the last piece of gum he chewed this weekend is on ebay - last i saw it was up to $154,000...
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 08:27 PM
I think I'll just keep that money in my pocket.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 08:45 PM
How can you even sell ABC gum?!?!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 09:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Popcicle BaBo
The Bad Lip Reading of Walking Dead is great!
I love those Bad Lip Reading videos! The Twilight video and the NFL video were hilarious!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 09:36 PM
Mouses have wee-wees?
And two eyes.
And two eyes.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/21/13 09:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Popcicle BaBo
How can you even sell ABC gum?!?!
it's in a really nice case, looks like rosewood base, nice plaque that has his name and the date and last game as manager (or something like that), siting in a mini-pedestal, and covered by some sort of glass or crystal top
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 01:36 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Hey! I just stumbled on a picture of Pale!
http://www.weather.com/travel/rare-vintage-beach-photos-20130501
http://www.weather.com/travel/rare-vintage-beach-photos-20130501
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 01:42 PM
if it was the chewed gum from the coach of a real sport, such as Ditka, then I could see this selling
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 01:53 PM
People sell a piece of toast that looks like Jesus, cheese that looks like Jay Leno....gum should be easy enough.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:11 PM
too bad we don't have a "Hump Day" bar around here
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:16 PM
Right from the start, you were a thief,
You stole my heart and
I your willing victim
I let you see the parts of me
That weren't all that pretty.
And with every touch
You fixed them.
Now, you've been talking in your sleep
Oh oh, things you never say to ME
Oh oh, tell me that you've had enough
Of our Love, our Love.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
it's in the stars,
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
I'm sorry I don't understand where
All of this is coming from.
I thought that we were fine,
(Oh, we had everything)
Your head is running wild again
My dear, WE still have everything
And it's all in your MIND.
(Yeah, but this is happenin')
You've been having real bad dreams
Oh oh, you use to lie so close to me
Oh oh, there's nothing more than empty sheets
Between our love, our love
Ooooh, our love, our love.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
I never stopped
It's still written in the scars on my heart
You're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Oh, tear ducts and rust
I'll fix it for us
We're collecting dust,
But our love's enough.
You're holding it in,
You're pouring a drink
No, nothing is as bad as it seems.
We'll come clean!
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
It's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
Oh, it's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Ooh, we can learn to love again
Ooh, we can learn to love again
Oh, that we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
You stole my heart and
I your willing victim
I let you see the parts of me
That weren't all that pretty.
And with every touch
You fixed them.
Now, you've been talking in your sleep
Oh oh, things you never say to ME
Oh oh, tell me that you've had enough
Of our Love, our Love.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
it's in the stars,
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
I'm sorry I don't understand where
All of this is coming from.
I thought that we were fine,
(Oh, we had everything)
Your head is running wild again
My dear, WE still have everything
And it's all in your MIND.
(Yeah, but this is happenin')
You've been having real bad dreams
Oh oh, you use to lie so close to me
Oh oh, there's nothing more than empty sheets
Between our love, our love
Ooooh, our love, our love.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
I never stopped
It's still written in the scars on my heart
You're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Oh, tear ducts and rust
I'll fix it for us
We're collecting dust,
But our love's enough.
You're holding it in,
You're pouring a drink
No, nothing is as bad as it seems.
We'll come clean!
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
It's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
Oh, it's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Ooh, we can learn to love again
Ooh, we can learn to love again
Oh, that we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:18 PM
uh...what?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
uh...what?
You missed it:
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
You're pouring a drink
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:23 PM
ohhhhh
mmmkay
mmmkay
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
too bad we don't have a "Hump Day" bar around here
your key broken? open it...
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:40 PM
i like your bars better
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:46 PM
Why is that everytime you make a comment in a thread that is dependent upon the comment above it to have the proper whimsical impact AND you don't make use of the handy dandy "Quote" feature, your comment goes to a new page, standing there all alone and foolish looking...?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 06:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Why is that everytime you make a comment in a thread that is dependent upon the comment above it to have the proper whimsical impact AND you don't make use of the handy dandy "Quote" feature, your comment goes to a new page, standing there all alone and foolish looking...?
Be nice she is older than you.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 08:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
i like your bars better
and here i was all this time thinking you liked me for my poll...
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 09:30 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/22/13 11:57 PM
The building lobby smells like cedar.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 12:14 PM
For Joker: Today is my Friday.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 01:27 PM
No fair
(enjoy!)
(enjoy!)
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 01:28 PM
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 01:35 PM
Yeah! Well! I get two Fridays this week - today and tomorrow!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 01:57 PM
My outfit makes me feel like Amy from TBBT - skirt, cardigan, tights, and flats.
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:11 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
For Joker: Today is my Friday.
Me too...and my day ends in 2 1/2 hours!
WOO HOO!!!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:13 PM
Tomorrow is my Friday!!!
oh, wait
oh, wait
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:15 PM
I feel like a giant today in my 5 inch heels.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:17 PM
:looks up at Dani:
Would you put DFA into a bulleted list for me?
Would you put DFA into a bulleted list for me?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:18 PM
That's a dangerous request DeeQ.....I'm wearing pointy shoes today.....
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:19 PM
Today is my Friday!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
That's a dangerous request DeeQ.....I'm wearing pointy shoes today.....
are they red on the soles?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
That's a dangerous request DeeQ.....I'm wearing pointy shoes today.....
are they red on the soles?
Um, I'm a compliance officer in southeast TN....you think I can afford Louboutin?
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
That's a dangerous request DeeQ.....I'm wearing pointy shoes today.....
are they red on the soles?
Um, I'm a compliance officer in southeast TN....you think I can afford Louboutin?
I'm in 4 1/2 inch heels today...I only wish they had red soles.
::sigh::
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:31 PM
I am in 1 1/2 inch wedges. Because it is my Friday.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 02:36 PM
I was walking past a shoe repair in a local flee market and noticed the shoe repar person painting the bottoms of a pair of shoes red. seems like a silly waste of time as soon as you walk on them the paint will wear off.
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 03:58 PM
Happy National Chardonnay Day! Drink up!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:01 PM
Why do they never have National Maddog 20/20 day....?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:00 PM
Or Colt 45?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:12 PM
Oh great, that means more chardonnay for me.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:18 PM
Yay! Chardonnay day! Pass the bottle!
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:42 PM
I'll share with you, EGB. The others have 'different' tastes in beverages. Grab a straw!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:54 PM
I prefer Pinot Grigio... Is there a special day for that?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 04:57 PM
My banana this morning was really green. In the process of skinning the darn thing, it broke in half, rolled off my desk, and fell on the floor. I didn’t see any hair or nail clippings stuck to it, so I just “manned up” and tossed it in my oatmeal. Wish me luck…I may not survive the entire day.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:03 PM
Poor freak...
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:18 PM
Can you feel the bacteria writhing around in your stomach yet??
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:27 PM
for Freak's sake I sure hope no one walked through dog poop and then on that area where his banana fell
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:29 PM
Are you sure it was a banana, or was it a plantain Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off!
Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off!
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:29 PM
Wine slushies for all!!
After the first one they become "chardonnay chlushies"
After the first one they become "chardonnay chlushies"
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:30 PM
Oh goody! Please hold the banana.
Please hold the banana.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:33 PM
that sounded dirty
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:53 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Are you sure it was a banana, or was it a plantain Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off!
Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off! I was being adventurous. And it fell under my desk
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:55 PM
Why didn't you just stick it to the window in accounting?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 05:57 PM
clever, Dani!!!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 07:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Why didn't you just stick it to the window in accounting?
Thank you. I so wanted to turn that into a window event...but you beat me to it!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 07:57 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Are you sure it was a banana, or was it a plantain Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off!
Either way, you could have at least rinsed it off! I was being adventurous. And it fell under my desk
Did you use the 5 second rule?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/23/13 08:17 PM
5 seconds under the Julian or the Gregorian calendar?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/24/13 07:17 PM
Note to self:
"Take a drink of water before licking shut the Board of Director packets. ESPECIALLY if you've been eating popcorn with bacon salt that has an orange tint to it." ~~ Me
"Take a drink of water before licking shut the Board of Director packets. ESPECIALLY if you've been eating popcorn with bacon salt that has an orange tint to it." ~~ Me
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/24/13 07:26 PM
Ew--you lick mailers?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 01:40 PM
Any day is a good day you come home from the casino with money in your pocket.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 06:44 PM
I use this as one tool before agreeing to go out on a date.
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 07:07 PM
LOL...me too Babo! OSCN.net
My daugheter finally got a job in OKC! she is working in a bakery.
My daugheter finally got a job in OKC! she is working in a bakery.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 07:15 PM
You're still dating, MonkEE?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 07:22 PM
Originally Posted By: MonkEE
My daugheter finally got a job in OKC! she is working in a bakery.
this reminds me of a Far Side comic...
guy in a donut shop looking at his books and says "i just don't get it, we're moving over 150 dozen donuts a day and barely breaking even." Next pane shows his 900 pound employee sweeping the floor saying "yeah boss, that doesn't make any sense."
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 07:22 PM
Originally Posted By: MonkEE
My daugheter finally got a job in OKC! she is working in a bakery.
I hope it's at that awesome cupcake place!
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/28/13 07:24 PM
Skittles-Now I just use the site to creep on friends. LOL
I wish Matt!
I wish Matt!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 12:27 PM
Today is my Friday!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 12:55 PM
80 degrees and 95% humidity at 7:00 AM does not bode well for a cool summer...
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 01:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Today is my Friday!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 01:44 PM
Dang Happy! I was thinking the same thing this am and it was only 70!
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 01:47 PM
Here too - the humidity seems really high this week.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 01:59 PM
I remembered it was jeans day here, but I forgot a logo'd shirt...had to give up my good parking spot to go home and change! Bah.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 02:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I remembered it was jeans day here, but I forgot a logo'd shirt...had to give up my good parking spot to go home and change! Bah.
just don't park in RJ's spot when you get back, he's a tad testy about that!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 02:09 PM
So am I. I'm the second person here every day, so I have my spot that's been mine for probably 3 years. I have threatened to cut people that park in it!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 02:15 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Today is my Friday!
Dill with it!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 02:15 PM
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 02:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Today is my Friday!
Dill with it!
Yeah! Pickle up Poopie Pants!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 03:36 PM
::gets out mind bleach::
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 03:49 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
::gets out mind bleach::
::Missing BOL musical notes::
This is the way we wash our brains,
Wash our Brains,
Wash our Brains......
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 05:35 PM
::puts on dark sunglasses and flashes Men in Black memory eraser thingy in bOatn Shasta's eyes::
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 05:38 PM
Look at that big gas truck! Ah K-Mart, you're funny.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 05:45 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
::puts on dark sunglasses and flashes Men in Black memory eraser thingy in bOatn Shasta's eyes::
Are we going to have a bidding war for who gets to make new memories for b0atn? I bet we could raise a fair amount.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 08:59 PM
I have to go dress shopping for a wedding.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:01 PM
Why's that? Your significant other is going to be a bridesmaid??
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:03 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I have to go dress shopping for a wedding.
Do you need a tux for yourself?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:10 PM
I hate dresses so much, I might just get a tuxedo instead.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:20 PM
I dare ya!!!
How about a tux with a skirt instead of pants??
How about a tux with a skirt instead of pants??
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:20 PM
@ the new memories.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:23 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I dare ya!!!
How about a tux with a skirt instead on pants??
How about a tux with a skirt instead on pants??
Kilt?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:27 PM
So many options..........................
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:28 PM
someone please call the SPCA - because it is raining cats and dogs here!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:29 PM
You can always join one of the military services and wear a dress uniform.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:31 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I hate dresses so much, I might just get a tuxedo instead.
Double Oh Mani!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 09:32 PM
B, can I borrow your kilt?
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/29/13 10:08 PM
Tuxedo T-shirts are classy, and comfy!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 12:55 PM
Happy, please send the rain my way...thank you...that is all.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 12:55 PM
especially when worn with Converse Chuck Taylor hi-top All Stars
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 12:56 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Happy, please send the rain my way...thank you...that is all.
couple of inches yesterday, some areas had flooding, more forecast through Sunday...
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 01:05 PM
We went from flooded end of February to bone dry now. Why can't it just spread itself out a little!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 01:56 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
B, can I borrow your kilt?
But of course! Which one? The plaid one or the plaid one?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 02:10 PM
Whichever one matches the tuxedo tee shirt.
Posted By: PStateBank
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:12 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Happy, please send the rain my way...thank you...that is all.
couple of inches yesterday, some areas had flooding, more forecast through Sunday...
Please send some rain my way as well.
Posted By: Hobbes
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:42 PM
Yesterday on the way home from work I saw a (Despicable Me) Minion blimp flying over central South Carolina.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:46 PM
We recently had a one-eyed dude in overalls blimp at the airport the other day...not sure who he's supposed to be/represent, tho. It was cute!
Posted By: Hobbes
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:46 PM
I think it was the same blimp. Front half yellow with one big eye?
It has a website: www.despicablimp.com
It has a website: www.despicablimp.com
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:48 PM
Yep!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:50 PM
Its pushing the new movie...which I wanna see BTW!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Its pushing the new movie or Deeq is hiring!
Fixed
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Its pushing the new movie...which I wanna see BTW!
Me too! Loved the first one.
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 03:58 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
We went from flooded end of February to bone dry now. Why can't it just spread itself out a little!
Not to worry Joker, It's heading our way! Supposed to have rain this weekend and most of next week. We'll see if our weather prognosticators are right.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 06:05 PM
i wish today was my friday
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 06:06 PM
I hope so...I really do!
And YES, that's the blimp that was parked down the road...too cute!
And YES, that's the blimp that was parked down the road...too cute!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 06:10 PM
I thought that poster read "Batman Strong".
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 06:14 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
I thought that poster read "Batman Strong".
which "poster"?
post·er 1 (pstr)
n.
1.
a. A large, usually printed placard, bill, or announcement, often illustrated, that is posted to advertise or publicize something.
b. An artistic work, often a reproduction of an original painting or photograph, printed on a large sheet of paper.
2. One that posts bills or notices.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:11 PM
Trying to stomp on a jumping spider is way more difficult when you add a 100lb lab that is happy to see you to the equation...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:17 PM
Can the lab stomp the spider for you?
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:24 PM
We've had the "you must kill any spiders that come in the house" conversation several times. She is not interested in helping her momma out.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:37 PM
Yeah, mine either. The most I can hope for is that they accidentally smush the bug while trying to smell it.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:39 PM
Mine totally ignore hoppy spiders..even the cat does not care.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:41 PM
That's unusual!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 05/30/13 07:51 PM
I don't think we have any jumping spiders around here, just people that jump in response to them. Unfortunate. I can't stomp on them either
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/03/13 08:18 PM
My go-to place for wigs is closed. Now I'll have to go after dim sum to place place all the "dancers" go to.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/03/13 08:33 PM
Come again....
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/03/13 10:02 PM
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/03/13 10:26 PM
If you built your house in a spider web, the spider would kill you. So killing a spiker in your house absolutely makes sense.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 01:03 PM
Difficulty stomping a spider? I think it has more to do with the 'crunch' than the act itself.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 01:04 PM
whats bad is when you stomp a spider that was carrying all its babies on its back...those little buggers run everywhere and no way you can stomp them all...looks like a Mexican Hat Dance when trying...
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 01:17 PM
Jumping spiders don't stand still and wait for the stomping. They jump around...a lot...
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 01:19 PM
Me and the hoppy spiders have an understanding...they eat whatever else is crawling/flying around and they can stay.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 01:21 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
whats bad is when you stomp a spider that was carrying all its babies on its back...those little buggers run everywhere and no way you can stomp them all...looks like a Mexican Hat Dance when trying...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 02:00 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
whats bad is when you stomp a spider that was carrying all its babies on its back...those little buggers run everywhere and no way you can stomp them all...looks like a Mexican Hat Dance when trying...
Have you considered a hair spray blast pre-stomping?? Aquanet is useful for many things.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 02:24 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
whats bad is when you stomp a spider that was carrying all its babies on its back...those little buggers run everywhere and no way you can stomp them all...looks like a Mexican Hat Dance when trying...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 02:31 PM
I think it's kinda cool when there are 100 babies on their back...kinda like a creature from another planet or something.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 02:35 PM
it's gonna be hot hot hot today
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 02:39 PM
Totally agree...10:30 and it's already 86, feels like 93 with 66% humidity that feels like 98%...ICK!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 03:17 PM
Tamales made without lard aren't worth eating.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 03:25 PM
94 already...and it's not even 10:30...waaahhhhhhh
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 03:25 PM
While making my tea yesterday morning I poured the hot water from the kettle into my cup and out came a boiled spider. Apparently he crawled into the tea kettle overnight. Still waiting for the autopsy results to see if he drowned or was boiled alive. I'll be honest, he made the tea taste a little bitter....
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 03:59 PM
What is it with all the bug stories lately?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 04:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Please reference season 3, episode 28 of Gilligan's Island:
When a homing pigeon comes to the island, the castaways begin to correspond with the bird's owner, who is an inmate at Alcatraz.
There was a 6 foot spider in the cave trapping the castaways and the pigeon (Walter) attacks the spider and rescues them.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 04:24 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Please reference season 3, episode 28 of Gilligan's Island:
When a homing pigeon comes to the island, the castaways begin to correspond with the bird's owner, who is an inmate at Alcatraz.
There was a 6 foot spider in the cave trapping the castaways and the pigeon (Walter) attacks the spider and rescues them.
The goliath spider, aka "The Birdeater"
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2964e86ce246c8ce1943b6f3657701d/tumblr_mfwsqkezL91qdtsr0o1_500.jpg
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 04:49 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
Jumping spiders don't stand still and wait for the stomping. They jump around...a lot...
Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make ya jump, jump
A Daddy Mac will make ya jump, jump
Kris Kross will make ya jump, jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make ya jump, jump
A Daddy Mac will make ya jump, jump
Kris Kross will make ya jump, jump
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 05:26 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Please reference season 3, episode 28 of Gilligan's Island:
When a homing pigeon comes to the island, the castaways begin to correspond with the bird's owner, who is an inmate at Alcatraz.
There was a 6 foot spider in the cave trapping the castaways and the pigeon (Walter) attacks the spider and rescues them.
Is it possible that I have missed an episode of GI?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 05:43 PM
It is always comforting to know your kid has some of your traits. My clumsy son stepped on his laptop and broke the screen.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 05:52 PM
was he drunk?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 06:01 PM
No. :stares:
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 06:27 PM
what was your son doing standing on a desk, which is the appropriate location for a laptop to reside?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 06:46 PM
no no no, he was driving his mazda through the forest and did not see it as he got out of the car.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:05 PM
He feel asleep doing his homework and it fell off the bed, he didn't see it when he got up today. The big dope.
The big dope.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:08 PM
I can't even imagine the repair bills you guys have around your house.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:10 PM
Good thing Eddie is a very handy guy.
Posted By: Happy Drugs
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:15 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
I think it's kinda cool when there are 100 babies on their back...kinda like a creature from another planet or something.
Yeah gross but Cool!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:26 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Please reference season 3, episode 28 of Gilligan's Island:
When a homing pigeon comes to the island, the castaways begin to correspond with the bird's owner, who is an inmate at Alcatraz.
There was a 6 foot spider in the cave trapping the castaways and the pigeon (Walter) attacks the spider and rescues them.
Is it possible that I have missed an episode of GI?
The inmate at Alcatraz was the dude that did Winnie the Pooh's voice. I only saw "The Pigeon" episode a couple times in reruns--they never showed it much. Watched it a couple months ago on Amazon. I have the box set of all episodes on DVD somewhere in my garage....
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:38 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
He feel asleep doing his homework and it fell off the bed, he didn't see it when he got up today. The big dope.
The big dope. yeah, doing homework in bed (NJ code for surfing porn?)...and mom buys it, hook, line, and sinker
Seriously, when does school get out? We ended May 22...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:38 PM
oh, I'm sure the ole portable porn downloader is widely used throughout the world, it's not limited to just NJ
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 07:51 PM
Schools over here on the left side of the country don't get out until this week or next.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 08:13 PM
isnt new jersey on the right? or did new york finally get fed up with them and make them move?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 08:15 PM
I bet your kids wished they lived in southeast TN....my kids have been out of school since the 17th!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 08:20 PM
IDK, you'd have to ask someone from NJ.
I'm staring out at the Pacific Ocean right now.
I'm staring out at the Pacific Ocean right now.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 08:25 PM
Ours got out the 24th. I wish they'd go back, except I like not having to pass through school zones on the way in to work.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 08:59 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I have trouble understanding the difficulty in stomping a spider...unless you have size 1 feet or are exceptionally slow?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
In theory, the bigger the spider, the easier the target...no?
Please reference season 3, episode 28 of Gilligan's Island:
When a homing pigeon comes to the island, the castaways begin to correspond with the bird's owner, who is an inmate at Alcatraz.
There was a 6 foot spider in the cave trapping the castaways and the pigeon (Walter) attacks the spider and rescues them.
Is it possible that I have missed an episode of GI?
The inmate at Alcatraz was the dude that did Winnie the Pooh's voice. I only saw "The Pigeon" episode a couple times in reruns--they never showed it much. Watched it a couple months ago on Amazon. I have the box set of all episodes on DVD somewhere in my garage....
Mr. Sterling Holloway was the voice of Winnie the Pooh.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 09:08 PM
Brilliant character actor and not a bad singer.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 09:10 PM
Ya'll are going to have me signing the little black rain cloud song in a minute.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 09:23 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Ya'll are going to have me signing the little black rain cloud song in a minute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NitBpJaom5k
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/04/13 09:25 PM
I'm just a little black rain cloud
Hovering under the honey tree
I'm only a little black rain cloud
Pay no attention to little me
Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloud
Never eats honey, no, not a nip
I'm just floating around over the ground
Wonderin' where I will drip
Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloud
Never eats honey, no, not a nip
I'm just floating around over the ground
Wonderin' where I will drip
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 11:30 AM
School ends 6/20 here.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 12:01 PM
DeeQ - when does the school year begin? Here it's the first of August.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 12:12 PM
Usually the Wed after Labor Day, so I guess it works out.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 01:01 PM
We got some RAIN!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 01:03 PM
Woohoo!!!
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 02:44 PM
YEAY! Bunches and bunches of rain last night!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 02:47 PM
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 03:08 PM
Life would be so much easier if people just did what they were supposed to do, within the correct timeframe, by following set procedures, preferably with their mouths closed...
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 03:20 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Life would be so much easier if people just did what they were supposed to do, within the correct timeframe, by following set procedures, preferably with their mouths closed...
^^^ has a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a unicorn"
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 03:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean.
OMGoat.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 03:53 PM
they are in the process of filming a new Godzilla...
and in New Orleans they are currently filming the next installment of planet of the apes. A friends's wife is in several crowd scenes listed as "person in crowd" in the credits.
and in New Orleans they are currently filming the next installment of planet of the apes. A friends's wife is in several crowd scenes listed as "person in crowd" in the credits.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 05:34 PM
So if I go to the rooftop bar at the hotel next door on Monday night, I can do free yoga. Then I can get happy hour cocktails before and after. But if I just want the happy hour pricing, can I skip the yoga?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 05:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean.
This should be in the negativity repellant thread!
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:06 PM
I had to turn my furnace on when I went home for lunch. I am not happy.
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:06 PM
I've had mine on the last few nights. It got down to 48, I cant handle that.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:10 PM
I've managed to suck it up for the past couple of days but couldn't take it any longer. And then I am fairly certain that Lily had burrowed until the blanket on my couch and that sealed the deal. Can't have my baby cold!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:16 PM
We've been down to the low 50's overnight, it's be glorious! Windows open, having a great time. The colder it is, the better I sleep.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We've been down to the low 50's overnight, it's be glorious! Windows open, having a great time. The colder it is, the better I sleep.
<<<<Seconds that thought. Cold weather is definitely better for sleeping. Usually have our bedroom window at least partially open year round. Mrs. PP sleeps with an electric blanket year round, not sure why...I put off enough heat for the both of us.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:35 PM
<<<---can only sleep in the cold...which means my AC runs a LOT.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
I put off enough heat for the both of us.
How YOU doin'?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:40 PM
Hey, toots, ain't you married? ^^^^
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:41 PM
Dani, PP's supposed to be distracting Okie from Pale so Swiggles can share her whole plate of cookies! Please don't disrupt the delicate balance
(Yep, I just summarized about 5 posts into one sentence, just for you! You owe me one)
(Yep, I just summarized about 5 posts into one sentence, just for you! You owe me one)
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:43 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Hey, toots, ain't you married? ^^^^
Online emoticon winking doesn't count.....does it?
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B.
The colder it is, the more MrsMattB calls me George Costanza.
oh, my...bless your heart
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Dani, PP's supposed to be distracting Okie from Pale so Swiggles can share her whole plate of cookies! Please don't disrupt the delicate balance
(Yep, I just summarized about 5 posts into one sentence, just for you! You owe me one)
(Yep, I just summarized about 5 posts into one sentence, just for you! You owe me one)
How about I just deduct that one from your bill?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Hey, toots, ain't you married? ^^^^
Online emoticon winking doesn't count.....does it?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:52 PM
Happy, I'm married! The only things she calls me now are censored by these forums
Dani, make sure you remember that a credit balance on my account has to be refunded to me eventually. Unless you end up stealing it to cover monthly maintenance fees or something...
Dani, make sure you remember that a credit balance on my account has to be refunded to me eventually. Unless you end up stealing it to cover monthly maintenance fees or something...
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:51 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Hey, toots, ain't you married? ^^^^
Online emoticon winking doesn't count.....does it?
Uh-oh!
How much hush money do you require?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:53 PM
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Dani, make sure you remember that a credit balance on my account has to be refunded to me eventually. Unless you end up stealing it to cover monthly maintenance fees or something...
Well, I am an evil banker, you know.....always looking for ways to shaft the little guy!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:55 PM
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:54 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
As long as its not Pale, you'll be fine.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:54 PM
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 06:56 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
Hai.
Posted By: M Cockrell
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:09 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
isnt new jersey on the right? or did new york finally get fed up with them and make them move?
Where's the "Like" or "Favorite" button???
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:09 PM
There is this HUGE black cloud outside my office....Could we be getting some rain finally?
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
There is this HUGE black cloud outside my office....Could we be getting some rain finally?
I am guessing that Eyore is just passing by...
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:16 PM
Thanks for noticing me....
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:19 PM
There is also a huge black cloud outside my office and it's thundering. Why does it do this when I need to go to the grocery store after work?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:22 PM
I really don't like when I'm writing with a pencil, then have to erase something, then turn the pencil back around the thickness of my mark has changed.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:29 PM
It's been raining here most of the day, even though the weather channel says zero percent until 6. I have to go get feed after work...but I refuse to complain!
I guess it's the upper bands from the 'disturbance' in the Gulf.
I guess it's the upper bands from the 'disturbance' in the Gulf.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
As long as its not Pale, you'll be fine.
I am not that old!!!!!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:55 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
Originally Posted By: raitchjay in the purse thread
I keep the billfold in the front pocket (no way i'd want to sit on it). As for the numbers, i'm a single guy these days, so it's allowed.
You're welcome! Just throw him your number, problem solved.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 07:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
As long as its not Pale, you'll be fine.
I am not that old!!!!!
I was trying to protect Boaty from swiggles....she's claimed you and she packs heat!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 08:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm single!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
I've no idea whom I'm winking at but what the heck!
As long as its not Pale, you'll be fine.
I am not that old!!!!!
I was trying to protect Boaty from swiggles....she's claimed you and she packs heat!
And has friends in audit.
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 08:27 PM
Well, Joker, looks like we'll be getting lots of rain for the foreseeable future. Glad I went to Pensacola last weekend instead of this one!
Scattered showers/t'storms are pushing north across SGA this afternoon with more on the way. The slow spinning Gulf Low now has a 60% chance of becoming a tropical system the next 48 hours. Deep tropical moisture filters in Thursday with periods of heavy rain, t'storms and gusty winds..
Although forecast models remain uncertain about the projected track. widespread heavy rain remains possilbe across SGA Thursday with 2-4" + as the low lifts NNE. A Flash Flood Watch is in effect for counties along the GA/FL line through Friday.
Scattered showers/t'storms are pushing north across SGA this afternoon with more on the way. The slow spinning Gulf Low now has a 60% chance of becoming a tropical system the next 48 hours. Deep tropical moisture filters in Thursday with periods of heavy rain, t'storms and gusty winds..
Although forecast models remain uncertain about the projected track. widespread heavy rain remains possilbe across SGA Thursday with 2-4" + as the low lifts NNE. A Flash Flood Watch is in effect for counties along the GA/FL line through Friday.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/05/13 08:36 PM
hopefully that will erase the drought deficit Georia has been running
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 12:43 PM
Hello Andrea! Currently, the narrowed path puts her knocking on my door..back and front! I have feed in my truck that I wasn't able to get to the barn last night due to outter bands and it will likely be even more 'interesting' tonight!
Happy, I think we lost our deficit and made a gain in February when the river flooded my son out of his new house...but we were very, very dry before this system made an appearance, so I'm not really complaining! My pasture will be thanking her as she passes through, I'm thinking!
Happy, I think we lost our deficit and made a gain in February when the river flooded my son out of his new house...but we were very, very dry before this system made an appearance, so I'm not really complaining! My pasture will be thanking her as she passes through, I'm thinking!
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 01:06 PM
Love those tropical storms........
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 01:27 PM
Its like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.."Hurricane season! Tornado Season! Hurricanse season! Tornado season! Blam!"
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 01:29 PM
Posted By: HRH Okie Banker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 01:34 PM
FACT - By the first week of June 2013 Oklahoma City has almost met it's annual rainfall total. It is closed to 30 inches to date.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 01:54 PM
Yup! Wettest May ever!
We ran down by the Oklahoma River last night and the gates were overflowing! And the logs floating in the river are huge! The poor rowing teams were having a time of it!
We ran down by the Oklahoma River last night and the gates were overflowing! And the logs floating in the river are huge! The poor rowing teams were having a time of it!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 02:24 PM
yay for today!!!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 02:24 PM
Is it your Friday Miscuit?
Posted By: HRH Okie Banker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 02:42 PM
Today's not Friday!?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:03 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Is it your Friday Miscuit?
why yes it is!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:03 PM
Hey, it's party time in the office today....someone just dropped the 3-hole puncher....confetti everywhere!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:14 PM
You get the same thing when you discharge a taser!
Probably less party though...
Probably less party though...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:26 PM
Happy birthday, Peepers!!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:26 PM
AGAIN????
He's GOT to be almost as old as Pale by now.....
He's GOT to be almost as old as Pale by now.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:30 PM
Doubt it. Want a cookie?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:36 PM
Only if it's one of these...
http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/...on-cookies.html
psst-They have bacon in them...
http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/...on-cookies.html
psst-They have bacon in them...
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 03:40 PM
I ♥ Nadia G!! And I ♥ you for sharing this recipe. I'll be in the kitchen baking these.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 04:58 PM
Really OFAC? AGAIN?? How many times are you gonna update that stinkin' list this week????
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 07:39 PM
Nothing like a good belly laugh to make this day a heck of a lot better...
I wish my co-workers would entertain me more often.
I wish my co-workers would entertain me more often.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:30 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
Doubt it. Want a cookie?
Can I have the whole plate?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:34 PM
I ated them.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:37 PM
WHAT???? Babo was making the bacon cookies for me.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:42 PM
I'm glad I never had a mullet.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:44 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Originally Posted By: BaBo
Doubt it. Want a cookie?
Can I have the whole plate?
What if I want seconds?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
WHAT???? Babo was making the bacon cookies for me.
You snooze you loose!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:46 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Originally Posted By: BaBo
Doubt it. Want a cookie?
Can I have the whole plate?
What if I want seconds?
As long as you're tidy about it, I'll hold one back for you.
Posted By: HRH Okie Banker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:49 PM
My husband walked into the pantry and said where are the chocolate bars
I said "I ate them"
He said "All of Them!!"
I said - "I'm a non-smoker. You have to be alot quicker than that now."
I said "I ate them"
He said "All of Them!!"
I said - "I'm a non-smoker. You have to be alot quicker than that now."
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:52 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:52 PM
Why are you smelling your cat's mouth?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:53 PM
Maybe they are having a staring contest?
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:55 PM
I got $5 on Peepers' cat.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 08:55 PM
Be glad that's all it smells like.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 09:03 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Be glad that's all it smells like.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
Skunk Off works. I can attest to that.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 09:05 PM
Originally Posted By: Okie Banker
My husband walked into the pantry and said where are the chocolate bars
I said "I ate them"
He said "All of Them!!"
I said - "I'm a non-smoker. You have to be alot quicker than that now."
I said "I ate them"
He said "All of Them!!"
I said - "I'm a non-smoker. You have to be alot quicker than that now."
Love this! My response would have been "They were chocolate. You have to be a lot quicker."
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 09:52 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Be glad that's all it smells like.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
I get to go home and de-skunk my dog tonight.
Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.
Other than the skunk incident, is he feeling better?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 10:01 PM
He seems to be feeling just fine, he was out all night chasing skunks!! (Kinda my fault, I forgot that he was outside with me)
He has his first treatment next week and we will see how he is feeling after that.
Thanks for asking!
He has his first treatment next week and we will see how he is feeling after that.
Thanks for asking!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 10:27 PM
George Stroumboulopoulos is coming to CNN.
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/06/13 11:31 PM
He's leaving ABC?
Posted By: renniks
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 01:46 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
George Stroumboulopoulos is coming to CNN.
I always watch him when I am in Canada on vacation. His show was pretty entertaining.......
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 01:49 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
George Stroumboulopoulos is coming to CNN.
So... I guess he's Irish?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 02:31 PM
I thought his name was George Snuffalupagus? Is this the small newsguy?
Posted By: waldensouth
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 04:32 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 05:19 PM
Apparently at the McD's in my town, if you order a frappe mocha, they don't carry it. When you point out to them that it is on the sign, they say, "Oh...you mean a mocha frappe?"
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 05:25 PM
>.<
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 05:52 PM
Celebs Uncensored Delish! Stars' Summertime Cravings
Mario's crabs!
Kendra's cocktails!
Snooki's fruit!
Feast your eyes on what celebrities are savoring as the weather heats up
Mario's crabs!
Kendra's cocktails!
Snooki's fruit!
Feast your eyes on what celebrities are savoring as the weather heats up
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 06:25 PM
Snooki's fruit!
gross.
gross.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 06:25 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Snooki's fruit!
gross.
gross.
That's worse then Mario's crabs???
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 06:27 PM
Kinda.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 06:40 PM
If you ask me, Kendra's cocktails takes the prize!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 07:59 PM
I noticed a total lack of cookies on that list.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 08:03 PM
It's not too late....
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 08:11 PM
Snooki's Fruit - somehow this makes me think of being in line behind the guy double dipping the salsa...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 08:11 PM
Snooki's Fruit brings all the boys to the yard
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 08:47 PM
Snooki should have a cookie, not fruit.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/07/13 10:39 PM
Originally Posted By: BaBo
I noticed a total lack of cookies on that list.
And where is BaBo's bacon?
Or Happy's cremated steak?
Or Peepers' Double-Quad (A KFC Double-Down insterted between the meat patties of a BK Quad-Stacker)?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 12:55 PM
I hate coming in to work on Monday's with grease under my nails.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 01:38 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
I hate coming in to work on Monday's with grease under my nails.
too many McDonald's fries in the a.m.?
it happens to me from time to time
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 01:40 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 03:20 PM
George Zimmerman really packed on the weight!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 04:34 PM
ear wax smells funny
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 04:42 PM
Does it taste better than it smells??
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 04:43 PM
Smells funny, but tastes terrible. Everyone knows that!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 05:24 PM
I use mine for candles (think of Shrek)
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:41 PM
The WaxVac commercials crack me up. Every time.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:49 PM
Somebody keeps stealing my bamboo plant from my office, and when I find out who it is (minion?), they are gonna get it!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:51 PM
are there any Pandas working there?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:53 PM
It's me!
No it isn't, but it's something I'd do. Or pay someone to do...
No it isn't, but it's something I'd do. Or pay someone to do...
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:53 PM
Is it possible you just can't see it through the Aquanet haze?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:55 PM
I would just move it around the office during the day (so you would not blame the cleaner)until you got more insane.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:59 PM
Y'all are a real riot.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 06:59 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Somebody keeps stealing my bamboo plant from my office, and when I find out who it is (minion?), they are gonna get it!
umm, excuse me, but if they stole it, don't they already have it? Makes no sense for you to recover it only to give it back to them. This seems like a monumental waste of time and effort. Did you used to be a regulator, by chance?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:01 PM
:stares:
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:03 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
:stares:
Well if you were staring at the plant instead of happy chances are that you would still have said plant.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:07 PM
They are messing with me here!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:10 PM
:cues Twilight Zone theme music:
Are you sure you ever had a bamboo plant?
Are you sure you ever had a bamboo plant?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:13 PM
Yes, and I just posted Wanted Posters!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:19 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Yes, and I just posted Wanted Posters!
How would putting up a poster of the band Wanted get you bamboo back? did a 13 year girl old steal it?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:26 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Yes, and I just posted Wanted Posters!
^^Abuse of company supplies.
Now you're a thief too!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 07:54 PM
Someone used to do that with my armadillo...so aggravating...only this was not an employee, so it was that much worse!
When I changed banks, I decided to keep my dillo at home where he would no longer be stolen.
When I changed banks, I decided to keep my dillo at home where he would no longer be stolen.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 08:06 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
When I changed banks, I decided to keep my dillo at home where he would no longer be stolen.
so glad Dip wasn't writing this, a typo would have been critical failure!!!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 08:11 PM
i always recall the silly jingles and commercials on TV from my childhood day:
J-E-L-L-O
Aye aye aye aye
I am the frito bandito
Mr. Whipple, Please don't squeeze the Charmin
But there is one that was always elusive:
Uderoos are fun to wear...
You see, we never got fancy underoo underwear, just simple tidy whities. So, for those of you with an upper middle class family income from when you were a kid, please let me know if underoos really were fun to wear! Thanks
(I know, if AG were here he could let me know now since his Grammy still buys him these today - maybe one of you could reach out to him)
J-E-L-L-O
Aye aye aye aye
I am the frito bandito
Mr. Whipple, Please don't squeeze the Charmin
But there is one that was always elusive:
Uderoos are fun to wear...
You see, we never got fancy underoo underwear, just simple tidy whities. So, for those of you with an upper middle class family income from when you were a kid, please let me know if underoos really were fun to wear! Thanks
(I know, if AG were here he could let me know now since his Grammy still buys him these today - maybe one of you could reach out to him)
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 08:30 PM
I'm sure someone will when he wakes up from his nap
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 08:41 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
But there is one that was always elusive:
Uderoos are fun to wear...
You see, we never got fancy underoo underwear, just simple tidy whities. So, for those of you with an upper middle class family income from when you were a kid, please let me know if underoos really were fun to wear! Thanks
(I know, if AG were here he could let me know now since his Grammy still buys him these today - maybe one of you could reach out to him)
Uderoos are fun to wear...
You see, we never got fancy underoo underwear, just simple tidy whities. So, for those of you with an upper middle class family income from when you were a kid, please let me know if underoos really were fun to wear! Thanks
(I know, if AG were here he could let me know now since his Grammy still buys him these today - maybe one of you could reach out to him)
Yes, Underoos are fun to wear.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 08:44 PM
ugh...i knew it...
another childhood dream not realized!!!
another childhood dream not realized!!!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/10/13 09:21 PM
I thought they were tightie whities.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 12:21 PM
They are tighty whities. Point for Boatn for finding an error made by His Honorable Happiness.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 12:23 PM
Maybe his were tidy also. Just let that thought sink in for a minute...
You are all welcome.
You are all welcome.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 12:55 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
When I changed banks, I decided to keep my dillo at home where he would no longer be stolen.
so glad Dip wasn't writing this, a typo would have been critical failure!!!
yep!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:19 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I thought they were tightie whities.
Underoos are not tighty whities...they have all types of designs - batman, superman, spiderman, animals, sayings, etc.
http://www.google.com/#gs_rn=16&gs_ri=psy-ab&suggest=p&cp=7&gs_id=k&xhr=t&q=underoos&es_nrs=true&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&oq=underoo&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.&bvm=bv.47534661,d.eWU&fp=c3e599f31f6cc34e&biw=1280&bih=827&safe=active
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:26 PM
My bamboo plant turned up, I left my office and it is gone again! I work with insane people.
I work with insane people.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:27 PM
Perhaps someone one is building a tiny little raft?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:29 PM
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:41 PM
maybe it's been in communication with some NJ trees and it's trying to hide
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:48 PM
Just because you are not a good plant Mom, does not mean I ahd anything to do with his RESCUE!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 01:52 PM
:stares:
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:02 PM
::ogles::
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:03 PM
::oogles::
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:09 PM
::goggles::
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:12 PM
::googles::
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:15 PM
::toggles::
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:50 PM
::boggles::
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 02:54 PM
Pretty sure my neighbor, PeeWee, wears the spiderman underoos.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 03:24 PM
Thank you Minion.
Happy, I wasn't referring to the underoos, I was referring to the ones that were wrapped around your heiney.
Happy, I wasn't referring to the underoos, I was referring to the ones that were wrapped around your heiney.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 03:44 PM
your tiny heiney
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 03:48 PM
Be careful, They may be watching.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:00 PM
They?
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:06 PM
Is it odd to have TJ's birthdate tattooed on my butt....?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:13 PM
^^^ freaky like that
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:14 PM
Does TJ know??
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:15 PM
if I finish off that can of Pringles, will it reciprocate?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:15 PM
I guess he knows, now.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
if I finish off that can of Pringles, will it reciprocate?
can i watch?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:30 PM
I may make a video
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:31 PM
Where do I send my $5??
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:39 PM
Originally Posted By: BambOo
Where do I send my $5??
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:40 PM
::runs::
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 04:59 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Originally Posted By: BambOo
Where do I send my $5??
you lost your bamboo?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:00 PM
Maybe if you checked your emails once in a while...
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:01 PM
if you're trying to publicly shame me....
it worked
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:08 PM
she was looking for green bamboo but could only find golden bamboo.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:10 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
They?
You rang?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:13 PM
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:43 PM
Originally Posted By: The Minion
your tiny heiney
Does Happy know that you have been checking out his heiney?
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:49 PM
Originally Posted By: BambOo
Does TJ know??
More importantly, does MonkEE know?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:52 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Is it odd to have TJ's birthdate tattooed on my butt....?
Yes.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 05:53 PM
One step, two steps,
Counting tiles on the floor.
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a ho.
Oh oh, heck no,
How long till I reach the door?
Oh me, my feet are sore
I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot [censored] mess
Although my hair looks good
'cause I haven't slept yet.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Last night's bubble gum,
No more bubbles, no more yum.
Where'd I get the wrist band?
Tell me there's no tramp stamp.
One, two, three, shoot,
No I know that sh-t ain't cute
Damn the man it sure is fun
To Party 'till the sun wakes up
Okay now raise two hands if
You've ever been guilty.
And clap, clap, clap it out
If you've ever walked with me.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
I shouldn't have let them
Take my keys, take my keys
They left me here with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out to dry
It's not my fault...
And that's why...I'm doin' the walk of shame
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Counting tiles on the floor.
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a ho.
Oh oh, heck no,
How long till I reach the door?
Oh me, my feet are sore
I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot [censored] mess
Although my hair looks good
'cause I haven't slept yet.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Last night's bubble gum,
No more bubbles, no more yum.
Where'd I get the wrist band?
Tell me there's no tramp stamp.
One, two, three, shoot,
No I know that sh-t ain't cute
Damn the man it sure is fun
To Party 'till the sun wakes up
Okay now raise two hands if
You've ever been guilty.
And clap, clap, clap it out
If you've ever walked with me.
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
I shouldn't have let them
Take my keys, take my keys
They left me here with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out to dry
It's not my fault...
And that's why...I'm doin' the walk of shame
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:04 PM
You've been hanging around A_G too much.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:08 PM
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:12 PM
I think she's been drinking his Kool-Aid.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:25 PM
Stay away from the sizzurp.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:37 PM
I miss A_G
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 06:38 PM
Really? According to the poll, not many missed him!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 08:02 PM
he's been gone?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 08:05 PM
A_G who?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 08:22 PM
Well, that was quite some poll.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 08:57 PM
I'm going to Squid Ink after work for 1/2 priced sushi!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 08:58 PM
Why did I assign myself so many online training courses?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 09:00 PM
Because you've got lots of summaries and policies to write, and you have to scam them from somewhere!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 09:00 PM
You know, I kind of feel like that cat in yor avi right now....
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/11/13 09:50 PM
At least it's not someone else that's kicking you!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 12:35 PM
Dani, if you are the admin, then you assigned yourself so many out of guilt...I have been guilty of doing the very same thing.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 01:47 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
you assigned yourself so many out of guilt
I know, I know......
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 02:36 PM
CFPB examiners and attorneys are sooooooo much fun to listen to at 7am! Not.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 02:43 PM
Rock on!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 02:47 PM
Are you suggesting they might be better at any other time of day? If I had to pick a time, it'd be about 3 am, after we'd been doing shots of Patron.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 02:55 PM
It's possible....but not too likely. 
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 03:06 PM
Hi, Sci.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 03:27 PM
I could really use a drink right now....the idiots are really getting to me today.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 03:34 PM
Dani - I'm right there with you. Some days I just get tired of spinning my wheels and knowing that it doesn't matter to anyone here.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 03:56 PM
Solidarity! I'll share my Patron with you/you all/y'all/all y'all (to appeal to all dialects!) instead of the examiners.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 04:56 PM
One of the reasons you will commit yourself to a new pursuit is because you realize deep down that it will be uncomfortable to do so.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 04:58 PM
You're faced with a person who is hard to win over. The question is not how you can please this person, but whether it is even possible.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:01 PM
uhhh....what?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:03 PM
He's reading his inspirational thought of the day calendar...
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:04 PM
my inpsirational thoughts are WAY different
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:05 PM
Originally Posted By: "They"
You're faced with a person who is hard to win over. The question is not how you can please this person, but whether it is even possible. what can you do to P/O him so he will leave.
Fixed
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
my inpsirational thoughts are WAY different
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 05:13 PM
not always
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:02 PM
But mine typically do.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:03 PM
AAA or DD?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:03 PM
DDD
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:05 PM
Automotive. I'm tough to please.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:06 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:08 PM
I don't share my cookies. Often.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:11 PM
It's good to be choosey about who to share cookies with. They're special cookies.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:12 PM
I can't bake.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:14 PM
You can get
arrested for special cookies in some parts of the country!
arrested for special cookies in some parts of the country!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:14 PM
::hands mani gift from Ron Mexico::
That'll help ya!
That'll help ya!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:25 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I can't bake.
You can, you just don't.
Anyone that can read can bake.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: manimal
I can't bake.
You can, you just don't.
Anyone that can read can bake.
Perhaps we should specify "bake well".
Stephen Hawking is heck of reader. Not so much for baking.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:38 PM
Okay, my apologies for not making my statement ADA compliant!
Assuming mental and physical capacities necessary, as well as the ability to read, and being in the possession of the proper tools/ingredients, a qualifying person can bake. Mani could certainly buy the tube of cookies, cut them, throw them in the Easy Bake Oven she clearly didn't get as a child, and eat them.
Assuming mental and physical capacities necessary, as well as the ability to read, and being in the possession of the proper tools/ingredients, a qualifying person can bake. Mani could certainly buy the tube of cookies, cut them, throw them in the Easy Bake Oven she clearly didn't get as a child, and eat them.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:42 PM
I don't consider boxed stuff baking. I mean like from scratch.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:44 PM
Fine, you could follow a recipe and make it from scratch, I assure you. You're just too manly to try!
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:44 PM
My ex-husband used to say something similar. If we had people over for dinner and they complimented the meal he would say 'If you can read you can cook'. Yes, it was a put-down.
Posted By: thomasj
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:48 PM
My daughter made pumpkin bread from scratch for my birthday yesterday from my grandmother's recipe. Her's turned out better than my grandmother or mother ever made! She is an excellent baker.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 06:50 PM
I didn't spend 22 years in school to slave over a hot stove!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:19 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I don't consider boxed stuff baking. I mean like from scratch.
Only a guy would bake with scratch women usualy use ingredients.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:26 PM
So THAT'S why my baking from scratch tastes so bad. Apparently you are supposed to use ingredients.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:28 PM
Baking soda and powder grant magical baking skills. Just pour it all over your stove and baked stuff will appear!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:34 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
So THAT'S why my baking from scratch tastes so bad. Apparently you are supposed to use ingredients.
it depends what you are scratching and how much of it falls into whatever you are cooking...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:47 PM
You all have taught me so much.
I am forever indebted.
I am forever indebted.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 07:56 PM
Don't inflate your ego Mani!
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/12/13 08:20 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: "They"
You're faced with a person who is hard to win over. The question is not how you can please this person, but whether it is even possible. what can you do to P/O him so he will leave.
Fixed
A: Introduce him to Dazey.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 02:39 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 02:59 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: "They"
You're faced with a person who is hard to win over. The question is not how you can please this person, but whether it is even possible. what can you do to P/O him so he will leave.
Fixed
Hork!! I kept reading P/O as parole officer and was so confused.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 03:00 PM
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 03:54 PM
It was 100 degrees here already yesterday...and 78 at 7:15 or so this morning. It's too early for a tropical heat wave!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 03:59 PM
heat index today is supposed to be 112...oh, joy
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:01 PM
if you were a Google intern...you could make around $20K over the summer ($6000/month)
"developer interns" make even more
"developer interns" make even more
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:05 PM
What about custodial interns? I could use a raise, but have no skills (nunchuck, bow hunting, or otherwise)
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:06 PM
i have no idea...they just had a story about it on The Today show this morning
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:44 PM
So why did I get all dressed up in this suit today?
Posted By: tdogz
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:46 PM
The more I see Matt's avi, the more disturbed I get. I think that cat has the feline equivalent of alien hand syndrome.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:46 PM
^^Overachiever.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:47 PM
Originally Posted By: tdogz
The more I see Matt's avi, the more disturbed I get.
My goal is to make everyone as crazy as I am!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 04:50 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
So why did I get all dressed up in this suit today?
Are you refering to the avi?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 05:21 PM
It's only 95 right now, but feels like 91. Supposed to get up to 108 today, and will likely feel like 101.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 05:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: tdogz
The more I see Matt's avi, the more disturbed I get.
My goal is to make everyone as crazy as I am! To me it looks like that cat is getting tased.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:10 PM
Note to self...when meeting someone for the first time, you might want to stop talking about random subjects because you're nervous otherwise you might end up talking about uteruses! Sorry about that Mani......
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:34 PM
Is that weird? To talk about uteruses?
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:35 PM
It could be if you are a guy.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:36 PM
Andrew Zimmern eats animal uteruses
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:36 PM
Are you sure it's not uteri? I don't know, just asking!
Sci, were you nervously trying to evaluate the gender of Mani??
Sci, were you nervously trying to evaluate the gender of Mani??
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 06:37 PM
I only have to worry about one, so I care not for the plural.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 08:15 PM
The Norfolk Southern commercials are getting annoying.
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 08:19 PM
I can't watch those 2 guys do the Sonic commercials any longer. They are very annoying.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 08:52 PM
Ditto Pale; although I love the AT&T commercials with the kids and most of the Subaru commercials.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 08:58 PM
what is a commercial? Don't you people have DVRs?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 09:05 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
So why did I get all dressed up in this suit today?
Scuba?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 09:05 PM
It's like you're all speaking a foreign language.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 09:31 PM
Express Flooring's commercial is the absolute tops on the craptastic meter.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 09:35 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
It's like you're all speaking a foreign language.
Que?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/13/13 09:51 PM
Qi? Qua?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 01:07 PM
Both of which are good Words with Friends options.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 01:38 PM
Que however will get you nothing! Sad.
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 01:49 PM
What 5-letter English word is pronounced the same way even if you remove 4 of the letters?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 01:57 PM
ohhhh
Posted By: SunnyT
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 02:00 PM
queue
I love google
I love google
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 02:27 PM
The same would apply to the letter name "aitch," if you remove the first four letters.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 02:53 PM
Ommmm...what was this ad advertising? I missed it.
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 03:07 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Ommmm...what was this ad advertising? I missed it.
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
Zex.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 03:09 PM
I don't even like Italian dressing...although with the hairy armpits, was this targeting italian and french women?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 03:10 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Ommmm...what was this ad advertising? I missed it.
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
http://www.today.com/money/does-krafts-zesty-print-ad-go-too-far-6C10321442
Those commercials are hilarious!!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 03:35 PM
That guy better hope a strong north wind doesn't come up...
Posted By: MollyMacMe
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 03:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
That guy better hope a strong north wind doesn't come up...
That guy better hope that nothing else "comes up", too.
just saying....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 04:01 PM
I mean, really. Is it all that different than the Carl's Jr commercials?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 04:24 PM
Originally Posted By: "They"
I mean, really. Is it all that different than the Carl's Jr commercials?
Don't tell me you can't see the difference?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 04:27 PM
Originally Posted By: califgirl
Originally Posted By: "They"
I mean, really. Is it all that different than the Carl's Jr commercials?
Don't tell me you can't see the difference?
What's that line from Kindergarten Cop? Boys have a [censored] and girls have a [censored].
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 04:32 PM
There's something wrong with the Kraft commercial?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 04:44 PM
Coming from a protest group that censors it's own spelling of the word "naked", I can't take their opinion very seriously.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:22 PM
Yeah really.
Just write nekkid like we do here.
On another note, I regret taking the pickle that was offered to me with my ham sandwich.
Just write nekkid like we do here.
On another note, I regret taking the pickle that was offered to me with my ham sandwich.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:27 PM
Maybe they were trying to keep it from getting caught by filters?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:34 PM
pickle filters?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:36 PM
Of course.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:37 PM
Now I'm jonesing a Cubano!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:39 PM
Coffee, sanmmich, or pickle?
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:41 PM
or Fidel?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 05:44 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 06:40 PM
White chocolate should be given a UDAAP violation. 'Tis not real chocolate. Blech.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 06:52 PM
Agreed.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/14/13 07:25 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Coffee, sanmmich, or pickle?
Sandwich. I went to Fuego's and ordered one. Actually, I called in my order so it would be ready when I walked over there. Lisa asked why I didn't order the empanadas, since it is Friday. "Lisa," said I, "I was jonesing a Cubano."
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:11 PM
O.
M.
G.
I made deviled eggs for a pool party this weekend and they were fantastic! Basil, garlic and toated pine nuts blended with mayo and egg yolks. Salt and pepper. It would have been better with shaved parm on top. Much better than the curried version.
M.
G.
I made deviled eggs for a pool party this weekend and they were fantastic! Basil, garlic and toated pine nuts blended with mayo and egg yolks. Salt and pepper. It would have been better with shaved parm on top. Much better than the curried version.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:29 PM
Those sound amazing. Wish my husband would eat deviled eggs.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:43 PM
those do sound awesome, except for the pine nuts
sounds much better than the traditional ones
drop some off in WI on your way to OH
sounds much better than the traditional ones
drop some off in WI on your way to OH
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:48 PM
Those sound good! NExt time I make deviled eggs I'm going to substitue the mayo for greek yogurt and add some herbs and see what happens.
Posted By: Truffle Royale
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:54 PM
Originally Posted By: "They"
Basil, garlic and toated pine nuts blended with mayo and egg yolks. Salt and pepper.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:54 PM
Certainly, Peepers. I'll also drop off some bacon-wrapped water chestnuts with chipolte honey.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 03:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Truffle Royale
Originally Posted By: "They"
Basil, garlic and toated pine nuts blended with mayo and egg yolks. Salt and pepper.
Yes, or a food processor. It makes for a very smooth filling.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 04:51 PM
I'm super excited! Going back to Southern Oregon next week to have a paddle down the river, a cycling adventure and a hike deep into the woods. And of course to see the best people ever.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 04:54 PM
You're detouring to Oklahoma?
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 04:59 PM
No. The Okies should get out of the flatlands and come out west for an adventure.
The Okies should get out of the flatlands and come out west for an adventure.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:02 PM
"Dancing prisoners hope to set record"
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:07 PM
Oh sure....its flatter than a pancake!! Right up till the time you have to go run and then its a hilly mother!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:09 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I'm super excited! Going back to Southern Oregon next week to have a paddle down the river, a cycling adventure and a hike deep into the woods. And of course to see the best people ever.
::LIKE::
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:12 PM
Yeah, Oklahoma gets classified as "flatlands", but really quite a difference between eastern (lots of trees and hills) and western (accurately described as flatlands) Oklahoma. Kinda like Colorado: i, like most people around here, used to think of Colorado as 'that mountainous state to the west', but western Kansas has nothing on eastern Colorado for being flat and uninhabited.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:21 PM
I can't say because I've never been there. What I can tell you is So. OR is a wonderland if you love the outdoors.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:27 PM
what if one preferred the indoors with a bucket of chicken while watching Man v Food marathons?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:31 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I can't say because I've never been there. What I can tell you is So. OR is a wonderland if you love the outdoors.
It is truly gorgeous! But one of the greatest things about this country is the diversity of terrain, if you are an outdoorsy type person (Which is iz).
There are so many places that should really be on everyones "Bucket List"! Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, El Capitan, Monument Valley, The Smokies, The Appalachians, Pikes Peak, St Helens, Mount Shasta, the PCH from Mexico to Canada....
Now I wanna go back to all of them!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:31 PM
Wisconsin in winter??
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I can't say because I've never been there. What I can tell you is So. OR is a wonderland if you love the outdoors.
It is truly gorgeous! But one of the greatest things about this country is the diversity of terrain, if you are an outdoorsy type person (Which is iz).
There are so many places that should really be on everyones "Bucket List"! Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, El Capitan, Monument Valley, The Smokies, The Appalachians, Pikes Peak, St Helens, Mount Shasta, the PCH from Mexico to Canada....
Now I wanna go back to all of them!
I really do need to make some progress on that list.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
what if one preferred the indoors with a bucket of chicken while watching Man v Food marathons?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
First, are we talking original recipe or crispy? Becaus that can control the whole vibe of the room.....
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 05:38 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
I can't say because I've never been there. What I can tell you is So. OR is a wonderland if you love the outdoors.
It is truly gorgeous! But one of the greatest things about this country is the diversity of terrain, if you are an outdoorsy type person (Which is iz).
There are so many places that should really be on everyones "Bucket List"! Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, El Capitan, Monument Valley, The Smokies, The Appalachians, Pikes Peak, St Helens, Mount Shasta, the PCH from Mexico to Canada....
Now I wanna go back to all of them!
I really do need to make some progress on that list.
I for got a few....The Avenuw of the Giants, Half Dome, Niagra Falls, the Great Lakes, The Sonoran Desert, Great Sand DUnes NAtional Park.....
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 06:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Peepers
what if one preferred the indoors with a bucket of chicken while watching Man v Food marathons?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
what part of the country would you recommend for that?
First, are we talking original recipe or crispy? Becaus that can control the whole vibe of the room.....
I ate the bones!!!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 06:47 PM
Do they even make extra crispy any more??
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 07:17 PM
How much of it is real chicken and not injected pink slime?
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 08:00 PM
In one office I worked at, we would order KFC for lunch. Donna always gave me her extra crispy skin, so my plate had my own chicken and the skin of hers. Later, Sue gave me her skin and when I asked Linda if she wanted me to eat hers she said I was gross.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 08:17 PM
Ever find yourself looking at the clock at the same time every day? I've been in this pattern lately of looking at the clock at exactly 3:13pm every afternoon. Strange...
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 08:19 PM
I used to always roll over in bed at night and look at the clock at 11:11 or 1:11.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 08:19 PM
Yes...it's 7:47 and can be am or pm!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 08:56 PM
Mine was 3:33am when I used to drink Mt. Dew. Now it's just random times throughout the night.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:02 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
I used to always roll over in bed at night and look at the clock at 11:11 or 1:11.
I used to get the 11:11s a lot too.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:07 PM
I get the 11:11s a lot - and that's my dad's birthday (November 11th) - so I like that one. Oddly enough I'll get 8:19 (my husband's).
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:07 PM
Now I seem to get a lot of 10:34 and 10:36, both morning and night.
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:09 PM
What's really strange about the 3:13 for me is that is my birthday.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:22 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
What's really strange about the 3:13 for me is that is my birthday.
It's Peepers' also i think.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:30 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Now I seem to get a lot of 10:34 and 10:36, both morning and night.
you should not be asleep for 12 hours. Slacker
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:39 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
What's really strange about the 3:13 for me is that is my birthday.
It's Peepers' also i think.
I think you may be right!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/17/13 09:45 PM
Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: manimal
Now I seem to get a lot of 10:34 and 10:36, both morning and night.
you should not be asleep for 12 hours. Slacker
I was thinking that about 8:xx's and the 10:00's. I'm never sleeping during those times, AM or PM!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:04 PM
I can't even remember the last time I slept past 8:30 am. And even then I felt like I wasted half the day.
But I can easily fall asleep at 8:30 at night, I am very much a morning person.
But I can easily fall asleep at 8:30 at night, I am very much a morning person.
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:09 PM
Ditto manimal. I'm generally in bed by 9:30 pm; however I'm up at 5:30 am on weekdays - and no later than 6:30 am on weekends. Guess I am old - and a morning person.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:15 PM
Once every few months I have a night were I fall asleep on the couch at like 7-7:30pm. It's pathetic, but my body just loves sleep.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:16 PM
<<<---does not know what 5:30 in the morning is...unless it involves fishing or a horseshow...and the latter hasn't happened in quite awhile!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:19 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
I can't even remember the last time I slept past 8:30 am. And even then I felt like I wasted half the day.
But I can easily fall asleep at 8:30 at night, I am very much a morning person.
But I can easily fall asleep at 8:30 at night, I am very much a morning person.
It was last weekend. Are you getting as old as Pale where you can not remember things?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:20 PM
Are you stalking me (again)?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:20 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
<<<---does not know what 5:30 in the morning is...unless it involves fishing or a horseshow...and the latter hasn't happened in quite awhile!
5:30 I am on my way to work
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:20 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Are you stalking me (again)?
No, you are to old to stalk.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:21 PM
Usually in bed by 9:30 and up at 4:30 for work during the week. Usually do not sleep past 6:30 on the weekends. I used to be a night owl but have become an eearly riser as I have gotten older. I would not call myself a morning person though, at least not until I have my coffee.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:28 PM
I'm just happy to not die in my sleep. I want to make it to my next birthday.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:54 PM
Which is today? Happy 167th BD of 2013, Peeps!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 01:55 PM
Quote:
5:30 I am on my way to work
YUCK!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 02:21 PM
We are all running out of time!!!!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 02:28 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Quote:
5:30 I am on my way to work
YUCK!
it is not bad if you stay up late. After a while you do not even notice the lack of sleep.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 02:32 PM
I can adjust to just about any kind of work schedule as far as *when* i get up, but i'm always gonna get up about 25 minutes before i have to walk out the door. I'm just not a piddle-around-the-house, have some coffee, watch some TV, eat breakfast before i leave kinda guy.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 02:33 PM
I get up about 5 minutes before I have to leave, brush my hair and teeth, put on my clothes, and walk out the door. Most days I actually make it to work on time. I love the snooze button!
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 02:39 PM
I used to hate it in my younger years when say my sister and I were travelling somewhere together and i'd stay at her place the night before. Not only was she way early on getting to an airport (if the flight left at 9:00, she wanted to be at the airport at 6:30, whereas i'd want to get there at 7:45); to leave at 6:00, she'd get up at 4:00 and want me up at 4:15, even though i could get up at 5:35 and be ready before she was.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 03:27 PM
The only time I am awake at 5:30am is if I am pulling an all-nighter at a Pai Gow table or video poker bar in Vegas.
Posted By: The Minion
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 03:32 PM
Ha! I was al ready to yell at my boss for posting when she is supposed to be conducting a seminar.
You got me. That was good.
You got me. That was good.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:27 PM
sleep is highly over-rated...although i am now up to about 4 hours per night...
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:30 PM
I added two new bruises this week from my sleep walking escapades. (one on my shin, the other on the back of the other leg)
Restful sleep is over-rated.
Restful sleep is over-rated.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:32 PM
Somebody just published the results of a study that says that a lack of sleep is bad for your health.....
Really? Like nobody new this already.
Really? Like nobody new this already.
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:32 PM
At 5:30 today, I was running.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:44 PM
I brought fish for lunch today. Along with my Takis, it'll be a terrific meal.
Along with my Takis, it'll be a terrific meal.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 04:48 PM
Originally Posted By: "They"
I brought fish for lunch today. Along with my Takis, it'll be a terrific meal.
Along with my Takis, it'll be a terrific meal. Put what is left over in the microwave and set at high. Enjoy your co-workers
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 05:00 PM
That's the plan, Stan.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 06:39 PM
Nothing like a grilled cheese sandwich with smoked cheddar and bacon to make the co-workers jealous of my culinary skills.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 06:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Nothing like a grilled cheese sandwich with smoked cheddar and bacon to make the co-workers coolies jealous of my culinary skills.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:10 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
I'm just not a piddle-around-the-house, have some coffee, watch some TV, eat breakfast before i leave kinda guy.
I piddle for 2 1/2 hours
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:16 PM
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:17 PM
Some days I wonder why I do this job.....
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:27 PM
Sometimes I wonder why people think texting me is taking so much time out of their day, when they are one their phone texting all day long?!?!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:30 PM
because "they" don't appreciate my texts!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:35 PM
Originally Posted By: "They"
Sometimes I wonder why people think texting me is taking so much time out of their day, when they are one their phone texting all day long?!?!
texting you clearly takes away from their "important" texting...you must be superflous texting
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:37 PM
My son's texting style is annoying. Here are how most of our texting sessions go, if i'm the first one to text: "(insert greeting, etc.)"...almost instanteous response from him......slightly slower response from me (since i'm just slower at this stuff).....almost instanteous response....response from me....then..... :crickets:
An hour later: "oh sorry Dad....i had to take a shower."
Me: "Um....could you not text and say 'Dad, i'm gonna go take a shower now'?"
An hour later: "oh sorry Dad....i had to take a shower."
Me: "Um....could you not text and say 'Dad, i'm gonna go take a shower now'?"
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:45 PM
Y'all should not be texting from work! Check you social media policy!
Posted By: RR Sarah
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 07:49 PM
This winter I was texting with my nephew. We had a good 20 minute conversation going before I thought to ask him what he was doing. He was in class. My reply to that was, "Well, that explains your grades". Dufus
My reply to that was, "Well, that explains your grades". Dufus
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 08:21 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
I'm just not a piddle-around-the-house, have some coffee, watch some TV, eat breakfast before i leave kinda guy.
I piddle for 2 1/2 hours
<<<---not a piddler. I crack my eyes open about 7am...let the dogs out, hop in shower, go out to the barn to do those chores...come back inside dry hair, etc., fix bfast and out the door by 7:30 most mornings.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 08:32 PM
My nose is whistling today.
A bit awkward during a quiet meeting.
A bit awkward during a quiet meeting.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 08:37 PM
If your nose had broke out in the theme to the andy griffith show, it woulda been super-cool.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 09:08 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
I'm just not a piddle-around-the-house, have some coffee, watch some TV, eat breakfast before i leave kinda guy.
I piddle for 2 1/2 hours
I find myself piddling too.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/18/13 09:08 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
My nose is whistling today.
A bit awkward during a quiet meeting.
A bit awkward during a quiet meeting.
Nasal spew warning!!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 01:22 PM
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 02:40 PM
Originally Posted By: SC Minion
Ha! I was al ready to yell at my boss for posting when she is supposed to be conducting a seminar.
You got me. That was good.
You got me. That was good.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 02:58 PM
because you finally finished?
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 02:58 PM
psst--don't tell her it was just an old applause track from the old sitcoms......
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 03:01 PM
Lol, brats!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 03:49 PM
They applauded becasue she was able to get through her presentation, despite the gin fumes and slurring of the speech, without knocking over the podium or falling down the stairs.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 03:49 PM
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 03:58 PM
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
They applauded becasue she was able to get through her presentation, despite the gin fumes and slurring of the speech, without knocking over the podium or falling down the stairs.
And without needing to step outside for a pack or two during her presentation.
Posted By: chenin
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 04:53 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I piddle for 2 1/2 hours
Anyone that requires 2 1/2 hours to piddle may need to seek medical treatment!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 06:37 PM
yay for wednesday!!
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 06:38 PM
Today is my Friday!!
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 06:43 PM
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 07:12 PM
This pre-exam questionnaire is making me feel like I'm a cat chasing laser lights on the floor.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/19/13 07:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: bOatn Shasta
They applauded becasue she was able to get through her presentation, despite the gin fumes and slurring of the speech, without knocking over the podium or falling down the stairs.
And without needing to step outside for a pack or two during her presentation.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 01:47 PM
Today, I would get immense satisfaction by kicking someone in the face with their own foot, and then biting their leg my self. Come on Friday!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 01:52 PM
You need Matt's avatar.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 03:19 PM
Why do you want to bite people's legs?? That's a bit excessive Sci.
All you have to do is snort a bunch of catnip and you may just get what you want!
All you have to do is snort a bunch of catnip and you may just get what you want!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 03:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Today, I would get immense satisfaction by kicking someone in the face with their own foot, and then biting their leg my self. Come on Friday!
Just use the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" on them!
No salty taste in your mouth that way.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 03:53 PM
good movie!!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 03:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
good movie!!
And soundtrack!
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 03:57 PM
Ha ha!! I forgot about that one. I also considered the Chuck Norris external gut cruncher.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:41 PM
I really detest wearing a suit.
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:48 PM
Poor mani.
I'm wearing a suit today too so I share your pain.
I'd rather be wearing a wetsuit today.
I'm wearing a suit today too so I share your pain.
I'd rather be wearing a wetsuit today.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:50 PM
I'm wearing a birthday one but I'm working from home.
How many of you just went eeeeewwwwwww!!
How many of you just went eeeeewwwwwww!!
Posted By: bOaty
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:54 PM
I didn't. I was wondering if you ever vacuum the hair off of your easy lounger.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:56 PM
NOW I went eeeeeeeeww.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 05:56 PM
Merry Maids come in periodically...........I lift my legs
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 06:01 PM
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 06:06 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
Merry Maids come in periodically...........I lift my legs
I would think that they would no longer be merry after that.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:14 PM
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say,
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
At the same time I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck.
You're an ******* but I love you, and you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, or where could I go? You're the only love I've ever known, but I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be...
True love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
Just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings
Just once please try no to be so mean
Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E
Come on i'll say it slowly (Romance)
You can do it babe
At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You're an ******* but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, oh where could I go
You're the only love I've ever known
But I hate you
I really hate you, so much
I think it must be
True love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
Lilly:
Why do you rub me up the wrong way
Why do you say the things that you say
Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be
But without you i'm incomplete
I think it must true love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you, like you
No one else can break my heart like you
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
At the same time I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck.
You're an ******* but I love you, and you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, or where could I go? You're the only love I've ever known, but I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be...
True love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
Just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings
Just once please try no to be so mean
Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E
Come on i'll say it slowly (Romance)
You can do it babe
At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You're an ******* but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, oh where could I go
You're the only love I've ever known
But I hate you
I really hate you, so much
I think it must be
True love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
Lilly:
Why do you rub me up the wrong way
Why do you say the things that you say
Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be
But without you i'm incomplete
I think it must true love true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like true love
True love, it must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you, like you
No one else can break my heart like you
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:15 PM
Sinatra?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:17 PM
Pink. It's stuck in my head.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:18 PM
Sticks and stones can break my bones,
which is why I carry a shotgun.
which is why I carry a shotgun.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:19 PM
"Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face."
Now that's songwriting genius.
Now that's songwriting genius.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:20 PM
Yeah, but it is so much fun to do!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:24 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Pink. It's stuck in my head.
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
Better?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:24 PM
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:31 PM
NOT NICE.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:33 PM
that's a song from Deek's favorite place in the world
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:55 PM
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say,
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
finally working on the wedding vows? this will be a very touching ceremony
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 07:56 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say,
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
finally working on the wedding vows? this will be a very touching ceremony
Well she only has another 73 years to go.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 09:45 PM
That IS funny...
Posted By: HRH Okie Banker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/20/13 10:02 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say,
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face.
There's no one quite like you, you push all my buttons down,
I know life would suck without you.
finally working on the wedding vows? this will be a very touching ceremony
Funniest post o' the day.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 12:32 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Today, I would get immense satisfaction by kicking someone in the face with their own foot, and then biting their leg my self. Come on Friday!
I have only threatened to break arms..I like ^^^thought better!
Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 12:36 PM
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Sinatra?
Bite your tongue!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 01:29 PM
My egg mcmuffin was raw this morning. Curse you McDonald's!!!!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 01:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
My egg mcmuffin was raw this morning. Curse you McDonald's!!!! I understand completely, but were you really expecting culinary excellence from McDonalds. The closest one to us is a "training" location. That has kind of killed my desire for eating there.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 01:40 PM
They really cook that thing they call egg?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 01:51 PM
I assumed it came in a cardboard box and they just heated it up under the lamps and sent it out. I didn't realize they cooked it at all, or that it was even real food!
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:06 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
They really cook that thing they call egg?
Its an egg! Sort of.....
They come from genetically engineered rubber chickens!
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:20 PM
I don't expect culinary art from them. I'd just like to not get salmonella poisoning.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:22 PM
when i was in high school i worked at McDonald's, one of the last generation where the employees actually cooked the food. Now everything comes cooked and frozen and they just heat in a microwave or steamer before serving - i believe the only thing they now cook on site is fries and pies...
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:29 PM
When I worked at Mcd's one of my first jobs was hauling 100 lb. sacks of potatoes down into the basement and then bringing them back up to be washed and put through the peeler and cutting machine. It was all manual. One potato at a time....
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:31 PM
They had machines back then?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:35 PM
They had McDonald's back then?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
They had machines back then?
Fire was called a machine back then
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I didn't realize they cooked it at all, or that it was even real food!
kind of gag inducing, huh?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:38 PM
Originally Posted By: califgirl
They had McDonald's back then?
Who do you think hired Ray Krock?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
They really cook that thing they call egg?
Its an egg! Sort of.....
They come from genetically engineered rubber chickens!
Dani's son's duck layed it?
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
When I worked at Mcd's one of my first jobs was hauling 100 lb. sacks of potatoes down into the basement and then bringing them back up to be washed and put through the peeler and cutting machine. It was all manual. One potato at a time....
Kinda a waste of time hauling it down just to bring them back up.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 02:53 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
When I worked at Mcd's one of my first jobs was hauling 100 lb. sacks of potatoes down into the basement and then bringing them back up to be washed and put through the peeler and cutting machine. It was all manual. One potato at a time....
Kinda a waste of time hauling it down just to bring them back up.
The basement is where the stream was for the water. It ran right under the building.
It was a classy joint.
They did not need a hand pump or anything.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 03:11 PM
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 04:06 PM
Frantic call from my mom last night at 10:30, after they got home from a 2 week vacation:
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 07:09 PM
The dead bug in my office appears to be feeling better now. He is no longer an ex-bug.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 07:28 PM
Your tagline is making me , EGB!
, EGB!
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 07:31 PM
Sadly it is the story of my life lately.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:13 PM
If my coworkers figured out what I'm really listening to on my computer, I think they'd be weirded out.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:22 PM
Nearly everything you listen to would weird out most "normal" people
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:26 PM
You love the music I send you.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:37 PM
I'm currently watching the Dave Matthews Band live in central park on youtube -- cortez the killer rocks, but not as much as Neil Young!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:38 PM
Hence
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
"normal"
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:40 PM
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Frantic call from my mom last night at 10:30, after they got home from a 2 week vacation:
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
I thought computers were just disposable. Dont we just throw them away every few years?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 08:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Frantic call from my mom last night at 10:30, after they got home from a 2 week vacation:
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
Our email got hacked and they sent some bad link out to people! Dad wants you to wipe the hard drive as soon as possible!
No, that's really not necessary. Change your email password, this happens to people all the time, don't worry. Tell him to change it from his work computer tomorrow, and run a virus check on your computer, but it's probably fine.
Well, it's running slow, and we just think the whole thing needs to be wiped. We just need this sorted out ASAP.
It's 6 years old, of course it runs slow. I'll look at it this weekend, don't worry. Go to bed.
Old people, they're funny.
wow...sounds exactly like my parents (well...my mom moreso than my dad)
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 09:32 PM
4:27 PM Friday email from boss...
I'm on a call until 5:15, we need to catch up after on a couple of things before you head out...
really? I'v been free since noon and you've seen me countless times, we could't have caught up somewhere in the past 5 hours...
fortunately, i didn't open the email so i can claim ignorance and just leave...after all, that is why the bank gives me a phone, right?
I'm on a call until 5:15, we need to catch up after on a couple of things before you head out...
really? I'v been free since noon and you've seen me countless times, we could't have caught up somewhere in the past 5 hours...
fortunately, i didn't open the email so i can claim ignorance and just leave...after all, that is why the bank gives me a phone, right?
Posted By: mtngrrl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/21/13 10:19 PM
Long as boss doesn't lurk in the coolers...
Posted By: Dip
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/22/13 02:13 AM
Gonna be switching over to the dark side.....
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/22/13 03:20 AM
Which dark side? Did you get a new job, Dip?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/22/13 02:22 PM
Did you get the job?? If so, congrats! We won't judge you too much
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 02:40 PM
Originally Posted By: Dip
Gonna be switching over to the dark side.....
That's what happens when you inhale all that soot!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 02:54 PM
She didn't know her own statement was going to be a premonition of her weekend!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:05 PM
I couldn't see the super-moon last night, it was too dang cloudy.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:09 PM
It was groovy!!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:18 PM
It was super! (See what I did there?)
Posted By: Dallas Tide
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:31 PM
If you were able to see the "man" in the supermoon, would you have seen Superman?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Dallas Tide
If you were able to see the "man" in the supermoon, would you have seen Superman?
Based this weekend box office you prolly saw Monsters Inc. instead.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Dallas Tide
If you were able to see the "man" in the supermoon, would you have seen Superman?
::LIKE::
Posted By: Dip
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 03:51 PM
Originally Posted By: NotPerfect
Originally Posted By: Dip
Gonna be switching over to the dark side.....
That's what happens when you inhale all that soot!
HAHAHAH!!!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 04:42 PM
I feel like I have cotton-head
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 04:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Dip
Originally Posted By: NotPerfect
Originally Posted By: Dip
Gonna be switching over to the dark side.....
That's what happens when you inhale all that soot!
HAHAHAH!!!
That was some nasty shi.....err..soot!
We tossed a couple of candles after that.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 05:41 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I feel like I have cotton-head
Freak...it's COTTON mouth and copper HEAD. Just so you know.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 06:35 PM
Cotton-headed ninny muggen?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:09 PM
yay for Mondays!!!!!!!!!!
<--- fake'n it
<--- fake'n it
Posted By: mtngrrl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:23 PM
Yay for Mondays that are Wednesdays!
<----excited for vacation
<----excited for vacation
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:46 PM
Yay for tornado sirens and nobody knowing what to do!
I told you people you should write a plan and tell people how to handle it...sheesh.
I told you people you should write a plan and tell people how to handle it...sheesh.
Posted By: mtngrrl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:47 PM
What's a tornado siren?
(ducking and running under my earthquake-proof desk)
(ducking and running under my earthquake-proof desk)
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:48 PM
Just get into the fetal position and cry, obvs.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:50 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
Just get into the fetal position and cry, obvs.
...and don't forget to roll!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:52 PM
Originally Posted By: mtngrrl
What's a tornado siren?
(ducking and running under my earthquake-proof desk)
(ducking and running under my earthquake-proof desk)
(stay at home outside and watch the hurricane come by). it is really cool to watch the electric transformers blow while on the polls. Listen for the pols to tell you it is safe to go to work bu using only mass transit (and not cars)which is not running.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:53 PM
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: manimal
Just get into the fetal position and cry, obvs.
...and don't forget to roll!
dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:55 PM
About a third of the staff headed to the basement, with the customers in the lobby. They locked the doors, not the drawers or vault though. I should have gone into panic mode and started looting the place!
But we don't need a policy or procedure for stuff like this. We're in the midewest, there aren't tornados here!
But we don't need a policy or procedure for stuff like this
. We're in the midewest, there aren't tornados here!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 07:58 PM
At least the power is still on so you can provide us with up-to-the-minute deets!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 08:09 PM
It's rainin' sideways!
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 08:12 PM
Do you hear a train, even though the tracks are on the other side of town?
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 08:19 PM
Yes, but it turned out it was just one employee pushing another around the basement on a four-wheeled cart. Crisis averted. Everyone's back to work, just flash-flooding now.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 08:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Yes, but it turned out it was just one employee pushing another around the basement on a four-wheeled cart.
sounds like you have an approprate plan and followed the BCP.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/24/13 08:41 PM
The management team all stayed upstairs in their windowed offices. Like most of our issues, it's a top-down problem
Posted By: NotPerfect
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 12:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
The management team all stayed upstairs in their windowed offices. Like most of our issues, it's a top-down problem
Sounds like our fire drills around here. They can't be bothered to walk down 22 flights of stairs to stand around in a city parking garage when they could be on a conference call. . . . Hum - call with legal or fresh air and a break? Doesn't seem like a tough decision to me.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 12:43 PM
The complex we used to be in would write people tickets if they didn't evacuate or were on their cell phone during the drill.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 02:06 PM
Our building is two stories, plus a basement. 44 steps down to the basement, it's really not that big of an inconvenience!
We've never done a fire drill, nor do we have an evacuation plan.
We've never done a fire drill, nor do we have an evacuation plan.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 03:12 PM
I haven't painted my fingernails in over a year. I did last night and now they feel really heavy/clunky while typing! Weird.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 03:14 PM
I hate the CFPB.....
Back to your regularly scheduled thread.....
Back to your regularly scheduled thread.....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 03:41 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I haven't painted my fingernails in over a year. I did last night and now they feel really heavy/clunky while typing! Weird.
Wasn't lead-based paint taken off the market in the 70's?
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 03:55 PM
We don't have a basement, just one story building. Our plan (yes, we have a tornado plan) calls for us to huddle in the hallway by the restrooms. It's not going to help. But at least they'll find all the bodies in one place.
Our plan calls for us to lock the doors. We debate whether we are just going to trap some poor customers outside in a tornado. Maybe we should leave them open.
Our plan calls for us to lock the doors. We debate whether we are just going to trap some poor customers outside in a tornado. Maybe we should leave them open.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:00 PM
I hate when people call me Marie, it makes me stabby.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:04 PM
Yeah, I dont like being called Marie either. I'm also not partial to being called "Old Booby Nose".
Posted By: E.E.G.B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:05 PM
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I haven't painted my fingernails in over a year. I did last night and now they feel really heavy/clunky while typing! Weird.
Wasn't lead-based paint taken off the market in the 70's?
Well, she painted them with whiteout.
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:29 PM
Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I haven't painted my fingernails in over a year. I did last night and now they feel really heavy/clunky while typing! Weird.
Wasn't lead-based paint taken off the market in the 70's?
Well, she painted them with whiteout.
Hopefully she doesn't eat Whiteout....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:31 PM
Whiteout is probably a little safer if she bites her nails.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 04:59 PM
Well I have had this fingernail polish for a while.....
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:21 PM
BOOOOO!!! I'm going to a work conference in Florida in October and noone I'm going with likes amusement parks. I really want to go to Universal Studios!
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:26 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
BOOOOO!!! I'm going to a work conference in Florida in October and noone I'm going with likes amusement parks. I really want to go to Universal Studios!
and you can't go by yourself why?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:32 PM
I hate it when the condensor on the A/C goes out 5 days before the house sells.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:40 PM
It's written in the contract.
Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
BOOOOO!!! I'm going to a work conference in Florida in October and noone I'm going with likes amusement parks. I really want to go to Universal Studios!
You have to go to Hogwarts!
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:47 PM
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
It's written in the contract.
In NY it is written into the contract that the A/C need to work. It does not say that it needs to have knobs on it to turn it on and off.
so after the complaints that there were no working ones I received a window one with no knobs.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 06:48 PM
Originally Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
BOOOOO!!! I'm going to a work conference in Florida in October and noone I'm going with likes amusement parks. I really want to go to Universal Studios!
You have to go to Hogwarts!
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 08:11 PM
Uh...Peeps...??
Fur Coat Made Entirely Of Male Chest Hair Promotes Drink For Men
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/24/fur-coat-made-out-of-chest-hair_n_3493933.html
Fur Coat Made Entirely Of Male Chest Hair Promotes Drink For Men
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/24/fur-coat-made-out-of-chest-hair_n_3493933.html
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/25/13 08:39 PM
oh, yeah, I've been making a few side bucks
the agreement states then when I run out of chest hair, they move on to shoulder and back hair
luckily, only 1000 coats have been manufactured thus far so there is a ways to go before moving on to my other body hair
I'm in negotiations to use my knuckle and toe knuckle hair for ear muffs
look for those in the future
the agreement states then when I run out of chest hair, they move on to shoulder and back hair
luckily, only 1000 coats have been manufactured thus far so there is a ways to go before moving on to my other body hair
I'm in negotiations to use my knuckle and toe knuckle hair for ear muffs
look for those in the future
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 01:18 PM
If I send you an exam questionnaire document request for your department that wants "All initial disclosures for...", please do not send me back a list of everything you have your staff put their initials on.
Posted By: raitchjay
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 01:26 PM
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 01:28 PM
Seriously? Oh my...I could actually see that happen here!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 01:52 PM
This weather is really stressing out my dogs.
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:15 PM
Is their fur standing on end making them look like porcupines that wandered into a toxic waste dump and then snorted crack??
Poor pups
Poor pups
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:29 PM
D has moved into the bathroom on the first floor. He won't leave, making it slightly awkward for the humans when nature calls......
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:30 PM
Funny - my sister had a dog and when the storms would come Mercedes would want to be in the bath tub.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:38 PM
They're dogs. They stay home all day, they watch TV.
They see the weather guys always saying "Lowest level, center bathroom or closet...". Its not like they're stupid ya know.
Sheesh!
They see the weather guys always saying "Lowest level, center bathroom or closet...". Its not like they're stupid ya know.
Sheesh!
Posted By: Matt_B
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:41 PM
They're taking shelter and we're sitting at work all vulnerable and sitting by glass windows. Survival of the fittest I guess, we're the dumbest smart animals there are!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 02:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
we're the dumbest smart animals there are!
Truth.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 03:41 PM
happy hump day!
do the humpty-hump
do the humpty-hump
Posted By: QCL
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 03:42 PM
Originally Posted By: manimal
D has moved into the bathroom on the first floor. He won't leave, making it slightly awkward for the humans when nature calls......
Mine moved into the shower.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 03:47 PM
Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 03:46 PM
I won't go to the bathroom if the dog is in there. I'd be in a world of hurt.
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 04:03 PM
the dog thanks you
Posted By: QCL
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 04:05 PM
I told you, Mani, her (and her piles of fluff that come off more when she is nervous) are following me EVERYWHERE.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 04:37 PM
During storms the cat heads for the closet or gets under the bed.
Of course she also does this when the vacuum is being used, when we are sweeping, while we are cleaning the pool and during certain infomercials.
cats are weird.
Of course she also does this when the vacuum is being used, when we are sweeping, while we are cleaning the pool and during certain infomercials.
cats are weird.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 04:40 PM
look, if you're having issues with the dog in the storm, call the House of Hong Kong, China Buffet, or Mr. Won Ton's - they will come pick the dog up and take real good care of him - just call before the buffet starts to make sure they have sufficient time
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 04:44 PM
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
look, if you're having issues with the dog in the storm, call the House of Hong Kong, China Buffet, or Mr. Won Ton's - they will come pick the dog up and take real good care of him - just call before the buffet starts to make sure they have sufficient time
I just caught the cat trying to dial....
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/26/13 05:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
happy hump day!
do the humpty-hump
do the humpty-hump
The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump...
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/27/13 03:51 PM
I could have sworn there was a Paula Deen thread here somewhere...
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/27/13 03:58 PM
pick up a stone and throw it at her head
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/27/13 04:58 PM
::looks around::
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/27/13 05:17 PM
a Paula Deen deer in the headlights while being interviewed by Matt Lauer in order to apologize look?
Posted By: califgirl
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/28/13 06:56 PM
Here's a Friday funny for y'all.
http://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/4a9a205a-df41-11e2-880d-22000aa5129e-original.png
http://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/4a9a205a-df41-11e2-880d-22000aa5129e-original.png
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/28/13 06:57 PM
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/28/13 07:01 PM
I printed it out to use in my next loan compliance training. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted By: BotV#6
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/28/13 07:16 PM
My phone ringtone for texts is knocking. It's funny cause everytime I get a text and I'm talking to someone, they look to see if someone is at the door.
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 06/28/13 07:59 PM
Hilarious cali!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 03:30 PM
Should have brought my laptop with me today.
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 06:24 PM
I really wish co-workers would stop using the phrase "I have to scoot out of here at __ o'clock today."
When I hear "scoot", I get a mental image of what my dog does with his behind across the carpet.
When I hear "scoot", I get a mental image of what my dog does with his behind across the carpet.
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 06:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I really wish co-workers would stop using the phrase "I have to scoot out of here at __ o'clock today."
When I hear "scoot", I get a mental image of what my dog does with his behind across the carpet.
When I hear "scoot", I get a mental image of what my dog does with his behind across the carpet.
And there is some difference?
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 07:02 PM
And they get it wet with their tongue first, just disgusting!
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 07:19 PM
I ate a bowl full of watermelon, cantaloupe, and a nectarine. Now my belly is so full it's sticking out.
Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/01/13 07:21 PM
Perhaps you should scoot out of here a little early, then.
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 02:22 PM
yay for tuesday!!!
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 02:30 PM
Today is my Thursday (for joker).
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 05:36 PM
Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn Company
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 05:36 PM
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 05:48 PM
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn Company
You sure it wasnt something about "food porn"?
Posted By: edAudit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 05:57 PM
I wish to think that it is pawn and not porn. They wish her to pawn some cooking pots and pans.
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/02/13 08:06 PM
been around the world and realized only stupid people are breeding...
just played on the iPod, always makes me smile when I hear that line
just played on the iPod, always makes me smile when I hear that line
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:24 PM
Great song!
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:52 PM
Today is my Friday.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:52 PM
Mine too.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:54 PM
Me three.
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:56 PM
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 02:55 PM
I thought every Wednesday was your Friday?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 03:11 PM
Only for Joker...
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 03:34 PM
I think....no I'm sure PP was talking to you, sista!
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 03:42 PM
Oh I was definitely talking to DeeQ. Although not sure how any day can be your Friday when you have a Minion who does all of your work for you.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 03:57 PM
:kick:
Posted By: RR Joker
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 03:57 PM
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:47 PM
When you eat a PB&J sandwich... do you prefer the layer of jelly to be on the bottom piece of bread or on the top piece of bread? I prefer it on the bottom piece.
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:47 PM
I dont eat jelly...only PB.
Do you smash your sandwich?
Do you start eating at the top or the bottom of the bread?
Do you smash your sandwich?
Do you start eating at the top or the bottom of the bread?
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:48 PM
I put PB on both sides so the bread doesn't get soggy, then put jelly in the middle.
Posted By: Big Dog
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:48 PM
PB on both the top and bottom - jelly in the middle.
Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:54 PM
Mine is usually a jalepeno bagel with peanut butter on it! Since its round, how do I tell if I'm eating the top or the bottom first?
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:54 PM
The hubs does that too, double layer of PB then Jelly in the middle.
I pull off the crust off the top and start there.
I pull off the crust off the top and start there.
Posted By: RR Jen
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:53 PM
I eat the bottom crust first and work my way from there...I like it least. I save the best for last.
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 04:58 PM
big dog: smart guy.
Posted By: Purple Pride
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 05:21 PM
The jelly has to go directly on the top slice of bread. How else will the jelly soak into the bread?
Posted By: Sci_Comply
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 05:26 PM
Crunchy PB on both sides, A TON of jelly in the middle, cut on a diagonal, then I start eating on the top half.
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 05:43 PM
If you have PB on both slices of bread, how do you keep the jelly from squirting out?
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:09 PM
there are tricks to prevent that
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:39 PM
I prefer to only eat jelly/jam that I've made. High fructose corn syrup goes straight to my hips.
Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:41 PM
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I prefer to only eat jelly/jam that I've made. High fructose corn syrup goes straight to my hips.
Well, since you make your own, here's a recipe for ya...
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/bacon-jam/
Just be sure to send me some at Christmas.
ETA: Actually I think I like this one better:
http://www.runnersworld.com/recipes/spread-your-bread-maple-bourbon-bacon-jam
Posted By: WonderWoman
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:43 PM
I like jelly on the top & PB on the bottom.
That way the PB sticks to the roof of my mouth
That way the PB sticks to the roof of my mouth
Posted By: HappyGilmore
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:46 PM
and never put the peanut butter and jelly on the same slice of bread, always opposing slices...
Posted By: manimal
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 06:49 PM
I can't make PB&J for the hubs. He likes a ton of jelly and I literally can't make a sandwich with six times the jelly than peanut butter.
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/03/13 07:10 PM
Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I prefer to only eat jelly/jam that I've made. High fructose corn syrup goes straight to my hips.
Well, since you make your own, here's a recipe for ya...
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/bacon-jam/
Just be sure to send me some at Christmas.
ETA: Actually I think I like this one better:
http://www.runnersworld.com/recipes/spread-your-bread-maple-bourbon-bacon-jam
OMG!! I was just looking at Martha Stewart's slow cooker recipe for this last night. I'm not kidding you!!!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 01:31 PM
I stubbed my toe
Posted By: Pale Rider
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 01:34 PM
and on your birthday too!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 02:11 PM
it may or may not affect my typing
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 02:15 PM
Posted By: Bacon Boy
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 03:33 PM
Happy birthday, Peepers!!
Posted By: Andy_Z
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts - 07/08/13 03:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Peepers
I stubbed my toe
And ended this thread for everyone because there is childish meaning here.