The Pennsylvania Dutch Bar is Open

Boozed up Egg Nog is available at the bar.

::Grabs a double Baker's Bourbon and grabs a stool::

I love egg nog! Pour me a triple!

Better start pre-gaming now for the holiday party tonight.

::pours a Bulmers::

I'm glad were sprechen sie the same lingidy.

Bottom's up! (and no, I don't mean let's start twerking)

Yum!!! Egg Nog. i'll grab me a mug full.

What kinds of Pa. Dutch food stuff is available? Scrapple? Hot Lettuce? Pot Pie? - (and not the one that looks like a pie that you get at the store.)

Egg nog?!? Like, totally gag me with a spoon! Fur sure!

I'll be pre-gaming for the Christmas party tonight as well. I'll take something in the liquor category - - - surprise me!

Based on that "language", you probably need a froo-froo girly drink with a bunch of sugar, and a funky color, that ends in "tini".

:sends Big Dog 5 lbs of scrapple:

What is this stuff, hot lettuce in particular. Sounds like saur kraut to me.

Light on the alcohol in my egg nog, please, and a generous dollop of whipped cream on top just for the he// of it. Warding off triskaidekaphobia today so I'll worry off the extra calories.

OMG!! Can I have a half dozen pickled (beet) eggs? We used to make those after every Easter egg hunt when I was growing up. Man, those bring back memories.

^^^those I've had. But not scrapple or hot lettuce. Recipes I just hunted down look interesting.

Hot lettuce was something my grandparents made all the time. Endive leaves (not cooked) over potatoes and they made a sauce (heated) that was poured over it. it was kind of sweet tasing and had bacon in it.

Scrapple - you don't want to know. you will

I believe the hot lettuce you refer to is called Wilted Lettuce.

What is this, some kind of Amish Bar

Bacon drippings, apple cider vinegar, and sugar. Mom used to feed that to us as kids. I think she was trying to kill us.

Someone bring me a beer please. A Snowdrift Vanilla Porter would be perfect.

Just found a case behind the bar. Cheers, Jen!

She asked for one! I will take the rest of those off her hands. Don't want her going too crazy!

So it's "Do as I say, not as I do," eh?

We were gonna share them.

Only if you're nice to us.

What she said.

Been a month of Sunday's since I was here it feels like!!!

I would love a bloody mary to start my night....

Jen would regret it later. Mani has no tolerance and more than 2 would put her to sleep. I'm just doing my duty and looking out for em!

I'm the little brother they never wanted.