Valentine's Day Bar

"Happy Valentines to all those who are taken, almost taken, taken for granted, waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken, and those who aren't taken seriously."

<<<--- :wonders which one she is:

"I've heard of a man who says words so beautifully that if only he speaks their name, women give themselves to him. If I am dumb beside your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips, it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door."

- L. Cohen

Baby girl is spoken for by a mighty fine young feller!

I'll have a Chicago Valentine. That's drink a bloody mary and shoot up the garage!

I would share a host of grumpy cat memes, but I don't want to be too big of a humbug.

I'm giving out free hugs instead. It's within my budget to do that.

Spinny hugs? I'm picky.

I do spinny hugs that would make an uninjured Russian Olympic skater in 57 degree weather invious!

::Das Spinny Comrade Hugs!!::

When is Valentine day?

Wiki: Saint Valentine's Day, also known as Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is observed on February 14 each year.

For you? Of course. For BBB? I think I'd wreck my back trying to pick him up!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Good stuff.

Send me over either a TRUTH by Rheingeist brewery, or Lagunitas SUCKS. Both awesome IPAs.

Bah Humbug. Oh wait..that's for Christmas.

Oh patron saints of hallmark stores everywhere...watch out cupids, you is about to be SHOT!

ETA: forgot to order. \_/ fill me up with a fireball please!

Ok, Saint Valentine's Day is the 14th. When is the Hallmark day one?

I'll take a Shirley Temple and a shot of tequila so I can react like the Three Amigos did.

I'll have some Pink Champagne....... Will watch "An Affair to Remember" tonight.....

I think a Bloody Mary is appropriate. Make it extra bloody, please.

Stand closer to Walden and her purse.

Sure thing Ed - Drinks all around for everyone!

Just got flowers delivered to me here at work from my sweet Baboo. He must have seen the lobster I got to make for dinner tonight. :sigh: After all these years....

Mimosa to celebrate please.

Had made from scratch heart-shaped cinnamon rolls waiting for me this morning for breakfast with extra frosting in the refrigerator in case I wanted more. ::swoon::

I'll join Truffle in a mimosa, heck, make it two please so I can double fist!

Blah, blah, blah!! I hate VD. It's always been one of my least favorite "holidays", full of whiny, blubbering buffoons who are so insecure with themselves and their lovers that they overspend and stress out over what's effectively nothing important.

Oh! Happy Valentine-shaped- Cake Day, P*Q!!

Happy Valentine Day Birthday, sistah! Many happy returns of all today brings for you...except the snow!

So true! I will drink to THAT!

Just got this text from a friend:

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day just remember....

No one loves you on the other days of the year either.

Thank you peeps! And there's more snow coming tomorrow and we haven't even cleaned from yesterday's storm. It's a wicked pissah I tell ya!

Mimosa spew warning please!

Love it, Okie!

In Japan on Valentines day the gals give their men chocolates and if they are "special" men they might even get homemade chocolates. Or the at least a king size Hershey bar and not a silly snack size. lol

Shower me with some VD lovin'!

That's cold--she's DEAD!

yeah ... i'm not a big fan either

Sounds like you need some Matt_B hugs. Today's special!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/13/us/georgia-sheriff-cancels-valentines/

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

You dont argue with the Sheriff down south!

No...they have bloodstains on their hands.

Are the lights out again?!?!

Always. It's usually raining too.

Pour me something strong, HMDA is going to be the death of me.

Me too! Just when I think I have it polished off, something pops up. I swear I can hear the file say 'neener neeener!'

Mani, how about tequila? straight or margarita'd???

We submitted this morning.

Tequila, please and thank you, Truff.

I'll drink straight from the bottle.

No tequila, I don't like the after taste. But just grab a bottle of vodka, open it, and pour it down my throat. I so badly need an attitude adjustment before I head out for V-day festivities!

Right now I need a bow, but the arrows I'd be shooting wouldn't be making anyone fall in love.

(And I probably wouldn't be wearing a diaper while doing it)

Manually entered data for one company. Having the second sampled by a colleague.

Will submit both next week.

Hit me with a double Bombay Martini, up.

Hey, who is FINCEN and why did they leave these brownies on the bar?

We have some habanero infused tequila. Its freakin awesome! It warms your heart and pretty much averything else!

Bottle of Patron into a decanter. 6 habaneros into the decanter. Let sit for a month. Drink up!

We ahve doen the same wonderfulnous to vodka. Makes the best bloody Mary's!

I'm getting heartburn just thinking about that.

Yo quiero taco h3ll?

This too shall pass.....