World ends in 2 days!!!!

Posted By: Pale Rider

World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 08:21 PM

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/archive/news...bb632933529c7ef


December 4, 2009 ----

THE planet has just five years to avoid disastrous global warming, says the Federal Government's chief scientist.


Update - December 2, 2014 ----

So I am thinking I don't need to buy y'all any Christmas presents....
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 08:33 PM

Only 2 days?! Dang, better get this review finished...don't want to be late. Guess that means some overtime today and tomorrow.
Posted By: Blade Scrapper

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 08:54 PM

So if I file today, if the world ends before FinCen gets around to acknowledging, am I still late?
Posted By: Stupendous Man

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 08:54 PM

if i knew i only had two days left, i would do the same thing i would do if i only had one day left, but with a lot more procrastination and napping mixed in.
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Stupendous Man
if i knew i only had two days left, i would do the same thing i would do if i only had one day left, but with a lot more procrastination and napping mixed in.


HA!....^^^ I like it.
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:01 PM

whoo hoo! won't have to worry about that pending complaint about me to HR now
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:09 PM

I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:10 PM

I can rack up copious amounts of credit card debt
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:10 PM

I won't need to bathe for the rest of my life
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:11 PM

I foresee a PS4 two day playing marathon coming on
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Peepers
I can rack up copious amounts of credit card debt


Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?
Posted By: edAudit

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Peepers
I won't need to bathe for the rest of my life


Was-int that the plan all along?
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:14 PM

I'm going to go over my monthly data allowance
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:15 PM

I can be obnoxious for two days straight
Posted By: Stupendous Man

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


TWIST: gastrointestinal issues from the first 24 hours of eating nothing but bacon ruins your last day on Earth.
Posted By: Blade Scrapper

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:17 PM

Maybe I'll tell FinCen to pound sand. I'll file when I want to.
Posted By: Peepers

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Stupendous Man
Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


TWIST: gastrointestinal issues from the first 24 hours of eating nothing but bacon ruins your last day on Earth.


I'll wash it down with some really strong coffee then
Posted By: noelekal

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 09:40 PM

Two more days?

Bank compliance will cease being a concern for sure.
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 11:27 PM

Originally Posted By: burkemi
Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?


Instead??? A meat lovers pizza should already have bacon on it. laugh
Posted By: TMatt87

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 11:31 PM

How about a bacon lover's pizza... Bacon, Canadian Bacon, Panchetta, and lardon.
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/02/14 11:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


This sounds like a good idea: Eating bacon (not me).
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/03/14 01:42 PM

Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: burkemi
Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?


Instead??? A meat lovers pizza should already have bacon on it. laugh


Brilliant!!! How could I have missed something so obvious?!?! blush grin
Posted By: Wolfy

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/03/14 05:03 PM

Runs to store buys steak and runs home to grill it and while taking 1st well salted bite I notice a pebble sized global warming hit the ground next to me and I smile and finish my steak.

Just like a commercial!! wink
Posted By: Wolfy

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 03:14 PM

FIRST in after world ended!!!

Strange thing is I feel the same as when I was alive. O_o
Posted By: MyBrainHurts

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 03:30 PM

So, if the world ended, and I didn't notice, that means I must have been dead already.

It turns out I've been in He!! all this time, and I just thought I was a compliance officer. I couldn't tell the difference.
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 03:37 PM

Originally Posted By: MyBrainHurts
So, if the world ended, and I didn't notice, that means I must have been dead already.

It turns out I've been in He!! all this time, and I just thought I was a compliance officer. I couldn't tell the difference.


I think the difference is that one area is comprised of unending suffering and despair and the other is where the devil lives. wink
Posted By: ComplianceDude

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 09:42 PM

I think we've got until at least 5pm.
Posted By: manimal

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 09:48 PM

Are we all dead yet?
Posted By: RR Jen

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 10:06 PM

Nope.
Posted By: manimal

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 10:17 PM

Well, that's mildly disappointing. laugh
Posted By: Sinatra Fan

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/04/14 11:14 PM

"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."

T.S. Eliot, The Hollow Men
Posted By: CompliantOkie

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 02:37 PM

Should we do a roll call to see who survived yesterday?
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 02:52 PM

I didn't - just don't ask for the logistics of how this message was sent, not sure I understand it myself. smile
Posted By: RR Joker

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 02:59 PM

I think this thread can expire now. laugh
Posted By: manimal

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 03:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."

T.S. Eliot, The Hollow Men


I love that quote!
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 04:40 PM

Originally Posted By: RR Joker
I think this thread can expire now. laugh


After an extensive study, research has provided conclusive evidence that this thread will end when it receives no further replies. grin laugh crazy
Posted By: RR Joker

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 07:03 PM

Or turns political or inflammatory towards someone.
Posted By: burkemi

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 07:12 PM

That would do it as well.
Posted By: Wolfy

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 08:37 PM

The End is near, Eat at Joe's
Posted By: YosemiteSamIAm

Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! - 12/05/14 09:21 PM

Better than eating at BaconBoy's... eek