Who would of thought?

A man comes home, screeching his car into the driveway.
He walks inside and shouts, "Honey! Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"

"Oh my!" replies the wife. "How should I pack? For the beach or the mountains?"

"Doesn't matter, just get the heck out!"

Too late...she's already got marital interest LOL!

ARGGGHHhhhhhhh!

shouldn't it be "who would have thought"?

nice...

Dang it. Foiled again by "the joke."

So he is going to kick her out after she qualifies for 1/2 his winnings? If he does not like her enough to kick her out why is he waiting till he wins the lotto to do it?

hmm so many questions....

Should the title of this be, "Who would have thought?" instead of "Who would of thought?"

Just curious.

fixed

YES! I meant to put "Who would've thought" and I wrote it much like I heard it in my head - who would'of thought

Good question!

Maybe he rented an apartment before claiming the prize and is going to say they were separated. Or maybe he would have had to do that even before buying the lottery ticket. Depends on his state's marital property laws.