World Poetry Day!

Posted By: St. Matthew

World Poetry Day! - 03/21/22 06:37 PM

We are celebrating World Poetry Day and I offered the following which I thought this crowd would appreciate. What other banking/compliance poetry do you have?

A Limerick:

A man called his bank to complain
That his card he failed to retain
He was taking pro-action
To dispute a transaction
For he did not buy that Great Dane!

A Compliance Haiku:

Compliance is fun*
*Certain Restrictions Apply
Offer ends 12/10
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: World Poetry Day! - 03/22/22 04:08 PM

I once wished to work in a bank
but quickly saw that job stank
so i took a promotion
more work and commotion
and my outlook on life just sank

and a haiku:

the CFPB
wants everything for free
questions why it can't be
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: World Poetry Day! - 03/23/22 05:45 AM

Management might think it'd be great
A new way to compensate
But that would sure stink
To go to the clink
Here, read RESPA section eight