A non-political question strictly for fun!

Posted By: TrueBlueBanker

A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/28/04 09:46 PM

Since there is so many posts today talking about cats and dogs. Here's the question:

If we were able to breed and dog and a cat what kind of a animal would it be?
Posted By: TrueBlueBanker

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/28/04 09:48 PM

I want to be the first to answer this:
You would have an animal that would come to you when you called it and know how to use a litter box. That would be kind of neat. Now what we call it?
Posted By: Dan Persfull

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/28/04 09:51 PM

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If we were able to breed and dog and a cat what kind of a animal would it be?




Have you never seen the cartoon (loosely used) "CatDog", or is it "Cat and Dog"?

Just to start how about a Doat? (not very original, but hey it's late and my boat's calling me)
Posted By: CRAatBOK

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/28/04 11:53 PM

I think it would have to be a caog since the cat would be superior. Just so it purrs instead of barking. I actually used to have a cat that would fetch and another that layed at my feet like a dog.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 01:29 AM

How about a cogdat!

Cats and dogs are so different the crossbreed would not be able to function normally. It would be so confused...it would not know when to sleep...what to hunt...how to properly used the bathroom...what to eat...whether to bark or purr! It would probably die from all the FURstation. No pun intended
Posted By: Poopzilla

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 01:27 PM

You'd have an animal that'd chase itself up trees...
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 01:33 PM

This would never be allowed to happen, what would they call it on the menu at the local Chinese buffet?
Posted By: D2Xs

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 01:55 PM

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I think it would have to be a caog since the cat would be superior. Just so it purrs instead of barking. I actually used to have a cat that would fetch and another that layed at my feet like a dog.




I have a picture of my cat stealing one of my daughter's pacifiers. I've caught her stealing the babies socks out of the hamper and running downstairs with them too.
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 01:57 PM

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This would never be allowed to happen, what would they call it on the menu at the local Chinese buffet?




Sum Dum Gai
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 02:04 PM

ouch...I guess I deserved that
Posted By: HMS Pippii

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 03:40 PM

My understanding is that dogs have friends and cats have staff - my kitten is acting more like a puppy. I'm sooo confused. He comes when we call, he climbs in my lap and licks my face, he fetches balls -- I assume he'll grow up to be a normal cat but I'm starting to wonder...
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 03:49 PM

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My understanding is that dogs have friends and cats have staff - my kitten is acting more like a puppy. I'm sooo confused. He comes when we call, he climbs in my lap and licks my face, he fetches balls -- I assume he'll grow up to be a normal cat but I'm starting to wonder...




Some cats are like this. Mine comes when called, then demands attention and walks away when she is done.

I catsat for a friend of mine's cat when he went on his honeymoon, and he told me his cat played fetch... AFTER it woke me up night after night putting something (it's little hairtie toy) on my face. Needless to say I woke up brushed it off and went back to bed. After the 3rd time, I made the BIG mistake and threw it.... this went on for a good 15 minutes or so before (thankfully) he became bored. The catgone cat did this every night for the two weeks I catsat it with my cat sitting at the end of the bed laughing at me....
Posted By: HMS Pippii

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 03:54 PM

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I catsat for a friend of mine's cat when he went on his honeymoon, and he told me his cat played fetch... AFTER it woke me up night after night putting something (it's little hairtie toy) on my face. Needless to say I woke up brushed it off and went back to bed. After the 3rd time, I made the BIG mistake and threw it.... this went on for a good 15 minutes or so before (thankfully) he became bored. The catgone cat did this every night for the two weeks I catsat it with my cat sitting at the end of the bed laughing at me....




ROTFLMAO - literally!!!!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 05:19 PM

Will their babies be called pupens, kuppys, pittens, or pittys?
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 05:31 PM

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Will their babies be called pupens, kuppys, pittens, or pittys?




They will be called dinner at the chinese restaurant, weren't you paying attention?
Posted By: HRH Dawnie

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 07:00 PM

Hawk...this little issue is all part of the kitties evil plan to turn on you in the future. First they hook us with love, purring and affection whenever we want it. Then they realize we're theirs and we become "on demand" sweethearts, necessary when they want food, water, to go out, and to play at night when we thought we were going to be sleeping

I'd be a cat, they're clever as heck!
Posted By: Greg

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 07:05 PM

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Will their babies be called pupens, kuppys, pittens, or pittys?




I think "mutant" might cover it. . . but, on the bright side, they'd probably get a sitcom and several spin-offs (remember Alf??)
Posted By: HMS Pippii

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/29/04 08:12 PM

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I'd be a cat, they're clever as heck!




My best friend claims he's coming back as a cat the next time around if the reincarnation he doesn't believe in turns out to be true afterall.
Posted By: CRAatBOK

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/30/04 12:14 AM

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I catsat for a friend of mine's cat when he went on his honeymoon, and he told me his cat played fetch... AFTER it woke me up night after night putting something (it's little hairtie toy) on my face. Needless to say I woke up brushed it off and went back to bed. After the 3rd time, I made the BIG mistake and threw it.... this went on for a good 15 minutes or so before (thankfully) he became bored. The catgone cat did this every night for the two weeks I catsat it with my cat sitting at the end of the bed laughing at me....




ROTFLMAO - literally!!!!





My daughter's cat does the fetch game with a bell on a string. They have to hide it at night or he will drive them nuts.
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/30/04 01:35 PM

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I catsat for a friend of mine's cat when he went on his honeymoon, and he told me his cat played fetch... AFTER it woke me up night after night putting something (it's little hairtie toy) on my face. Needless to say I woke up brushed it off and went back to bed. After the 3rd time, I made the BIG mistake and threw it.... this went on for a good 15 minutes or so before (thankfully) he became bored. The catgone cat did this every night for the two weeks I catsat it with my cat sitting at the end of the bed laughing at me....




ROTFLMAO - literally!!!!





My daughter's cat does the fetch game with a bell on a string. They have to hide it at night or he will drive them nuts.



It's funny, I hadn't talked to my buddy Todd since about a week after he got married, and I called him yesterday when I got home and we laughed about that whole thing and he asked if I wanted to watch the catgone brat again when they go to Florida and all I could say is "only if you keep the stupid toy at home".
Posted By: CRAatBOK

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/30/04 09:52 PM

Hey, I am going to Florida in a couple weeks, you want to watch my five wild childs?
Posted By: VioletRose

Re: A non-political question strictly for fun! - 07/30/04 11:00 PM

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I'd be a cat, they're clever as heck!




My mother's cat knocks on the back door when she want in.