Lucky the Bunny Survives Terrorist Attack

Men Charged for Taping Explosives to Bunny

That's AWFUL. The idiots!

"It's got huge sharp.... it can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!"

What was the explosive those guys used? It was like the grenade of antioch or something, right?

Yeah, the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, 'tis one of the relics brother Mayonard carries with him!"

RUN AWAY!

"1 - 2 - 5! (Three sir!) 3!!"

Then I shall answer the 5 questions.

three questions

BEHOLD THE BRIDGE OF DEATH.

YOU MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE, 'ERE THE OTHER SIDE YE SEE.

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, no from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Why if I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

Pie Jesu Domine.... CRASH!


Dona eis requiem. SLAP!!!!

perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...

A beast so foul, so CRUEL that no man has fought with it and lived! BONES! of four-fifty men lie STRWEN about its lair, so brave knights if you do DOUBT your courage, come neh further... for DEATH awaits you all.. with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

He can't be the king...he's got s*** all over 'im.

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

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Pie Jesu Domine.... CRASH!


Dona eis requiem. SLAP!!!!

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My daughter does this. She's three. I've started a savings account for her future therapy.

Meanwhile:

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.