Star Wars Quotes

Posted By: Anonymous

Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:54 PM

May the Force be with you... always
Posted By: P*Q

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:55 PM

I am your father.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:56 PM

we seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:58 PM

There is another....
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:58 PM

You look a little short for a stormtrooper...
Posted By: Uncle_Milty

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 03:59 PM

These aren't the droids you're looking for
Posted By: deppfan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:01 PM

I Love you Han.....

I know.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:02 PM

I used to bullseye wamprats back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
Posted By: Jokerman

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:03 PM

I don't care what it smells like - get in there!

That's great kid - now don't get cocky!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:05 PM

thats no moon... that's a space station.
Posted By: Jokerman

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:09 PM

TK421, why aren't you at your post?
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:09 PM

She's rich...
How Rich?
well, I don't know, more well than you can imagine!
I don't know... I can imagine quite a bit.
You'll get it!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:15 PM

My lap top has some type of security thing enabled, which is preventing me from logging on- and it is making me angry. Anyway, it is me- jennyfromthebloc.

"You assume too much."- Padme Amidala

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is." -Yoda

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!"- Princess Leia
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:18 PM

Sir, we've had some problems.
Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
What?
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!
No!, shut them ALL down! Hurry!
Posted By: Princess Leia

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:19 PM

Laugh it up Fuzzball . . .
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:21 PM

I don't know where you get your delusions lazer-brain.
Posted By: JacF

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:26 PM

You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
Posted By: sof'touch

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:28 PM

Help me, Obi-Wan, you're my only hope.

You are a rebel alliance, and a traitor! Take her away!
Posted By: AnnL

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:32 PM

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Posted By: Chi

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:36 PM

Something that many auditors have said on occassion:

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." - Darth Vader, Empire Strikes Back
Posted By: Skunk Boy

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:41 PM

The force is strong with this one.

Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.

Size matters not.

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:50 PM

But Aunt Beru, I wanna go to Mos Eisley for an ice cream sunday...

Ok I can't remember the words, but man was Luke whiney before he got lost in the desert looking for a runaway droid...
Posted By: Buddy the Elf

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 04:55 PM

"Away with your weapon; I mean you no harm." Yoda
Posted By: RandomName

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:01 PM

I've got a bad feeling about this.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:23 PM

It's possible. Why don't you go find out? It's getting dark out there.

and I thought they smelled bad on the outside..

Your Tan-Tan'll freeze before the first marker. Then I'll see you in Hell!
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:25 PM

Pink 5 Strikes Again
Posted By: HRH Dawnie

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:35 PM

Quote:

My lap top has some type of security thing enabled, which is preventing me from logging on- and it is making me angry.


I could imagine Han saying this
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:43 PM

By the way, has everyone out there seen the Star Wars spoof short "Troops"?
Posted By: Jokerman

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 05:57 PM

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My lap top has some type of security thing enabled, which is preventing me from logging on- and it is making me angry.


I could imagine Han saying this




Going to work it into your next book?
Posted By: Poopzilla

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 06:28 PM

Look sir, Droids.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 06:44 PM

"It may be difficult to secure your release."
-- Count Dooku
Posted By: Poopzilla

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:12 PM

Who-sa are you-sa?
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:14 PM

"Man, someone needs to kill that annoying little pain in the neck trouble maker Binks" - Anakin Skywalker just before turning to the dark side.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:15 PM

To R2D2...Come on you bucket of bolts...
Posted By: Poopzilla

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:16 PM

I hear that one. Worst mistake they ever made
Posted By: Bengals Fan

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:17 PM

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I hear that one. Worst mistake they ever made




No, the worst mistake they ever made was doing 3 more movies instead of sticking with the legacy of the greatest sci fi movies to ever hit the screen and stopping there...
Posted By: Runin' Reb

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:20 PM

RED 5 Standing by....
Posted By: Runin' Reb

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:22 PM

Uncle Owen....Uncle Owen! This R2 unit's got a bad motivator!

Hey, what are you guys trying to pull on me.?

What about the blue one over there? We'll take the blue one
Posted By: Skunk Boy

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:23 PM

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RED 5 Standing by....




STAY ON TARGET!!! STAY ON TARGET!!!!
Posted By: Runin' Reb

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:24 PM

Hey, your kinds not allowed in here!!!
Posted By: Poopzilla

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:26 PM

eh, it's just a dead animal Chewie. No no! Wait Chewie DON'T!
Posted By: RandomName

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 07:31 PM

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RED 5 Standing by....




STAY ON TARGET!!! STAY ON TARGET!!!!




Dang it, Analyze This! You beat me to this one. And it's one of my favorites, too.
Posted By: Skunk Boy

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 08:06 PM

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I'm the chosen one; powerful and untrained, a trouble maker.
Posted By: Wendolene

Re: Star Wars Quotes - 07/30/04 08:42 PM

Funny Star Wars Parody Song. You sing it to Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
With a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near.
So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi.
He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands.

So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

His name was Solo, he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side, and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
There with Chewbacca, he was a Wookiee.
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.

Docking Bay Ninety-four, Stormtroopers at the door.
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor...

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad.
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.

Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene.
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine...

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...