The Shopping Game!
Posted By: °X°
The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:11 PM
The Shopping Game!
Here's the deal:
You must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the [censored] you've got planned for the evening.
To start:
Box of .357 cartridges
Bandana
Card Table
DVD of The Deer Hunter
Posted By: someone else
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:13 PM
Lawn/Leaf trash bags
Screwdriver
Mop
Duct tape
Posted By: Spivol
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:14 PM
Condoms
Rope
Video Camera
"D" Batteries
Posted By: Spivol
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:17 PM
Ski Mask
Flashlight
Glass Cutter
Duffel Bag
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:17 PM
Gasoline
Large white sheets
Enough lumber to build a cross
Posted By: *BUSTER*
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:19 PM
Baseball Bat
Condoms
Duct Tape
Rubber Bouncing Ball
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:21 PM
Shovel
Trash bags
rat poison
baby formula
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:37 PM
5 bags of espresso coffe
computer hacking for dummies book
1 roll of developed film of the federal reserve bank of new york
calculator
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:38 PM
robin hood costume
kitten food
sling shot
band aids
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:44 PM
large plastic sheet
whipped cream
mazola oil
digital camera
black light light bulb
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:46 PM
ammonium nitrate lawn fertilizer
gas can
running shoes
road map
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:48 PM
1 dozen roses
a teddy bear
a bottle of fine wine
a chainsaw
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:51 PM
A box of 7.62x39mm cartridges
An SKS assault rifle
A box of cotton gauze
A get well soon card
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 06:54 PM
meat cleaver
home freezer
Lysol
Posted By: *BUSTER*
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:00 PM
Set of knives
Saran wrap
Curling iron
Igloo ice chest
Not original to me, but here goes...
shotgun shells
20 feet of rope
champagne
engagement ring
or
2 bottles of almond massage oil
1 lb. strawberries
1 Happy Birthday 'from all of us' card
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:05 PM
roll of paper towels
gerbil
oat bran
lighter
A copy of "Gray's Anatomy"
A large barbeque spit
One apple
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:15 PM
vasaline
dog collar
leash
Posted By: °X°
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:15 PM
Chocolate syrup
Vaseline
Tarp
Neon paint
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:16 PM
deadbolt lock
window shade
warm apple pie
second apple pie
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:17 PM
Copy of Brokeback Mountain
cowboy hat
flannel shirt
vaseline
bandaids
A power drill
A pair of earrings
Paper towels
Box of 12 condoms
Jar of vaseline
12 Boy Scout merit badges
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:26 PM
Long extension ladder
Dramamine
umbrella
Depends underpants
Quote:
A power drill
A pair of earrings
Paper towels
Posted By: cshot
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:27 PM
a meat cleaver
a bottle of clorox
stain remover stick
a bottle of Jack Daniels
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:30 PM
Large box of moth balls
Gallon of Amonia
5 pounds of sugar
Galvanized steel pipe with caps.
Assorted tropical fish
Butter
A frying pan
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:34 PM
Boss's day card
party invitation
floor wax
marbles
Posted By: Search_Me
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:34 PM
Quote:
Assorted tropical fish
Butter
A frying pan
ROFL... 
An axe
Copy of "The Six Wives of Henry VIII"
An engagement ring
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:37 PM
fresh garlic
limburger cheese
tank top
airplane carry-on bag
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:39 PM
mens deodorant
womens underwear
stillettos
duct tape
Posted By: Snowqueen
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:46 PM
a banana
crisco oil
redi-whip
saran wrap
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:54 PM
blind fold
cigarettes
cement
underwater camera (....say cheese! glug, glug, glug)
Posted By: ~~~izzo~~~
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:59 PM
silk scarf
silk teddy
pair of heels
tampons
Posted By: angels2mom
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 07:59 PM
Blender
Hamster
Ritz Crackers
Toothpicks
Shopping cart full of Jello gelatin mix
Inflatable kiddie pool
2 two-piece bathing suits
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:11 PM
Krazy Glue
Sand Paper - Contractor Grade
Band-Aid's
Hand-cuffs
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:14 PM
Tanqueray
Jar of olives
stemware
bag of ice
Rope
Baseball bat
Birthday Card
Cat
Crepe paper (assorted colors)
Glue
Bag of candy and small toys
Sharp knife
Duct tape
Posted By: Retired DQ
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:19 PM
toothpaste
plastic spoons
cat food
can opener
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:23 PM
Garden Hose
Pair of Tweezers
Drano
Feng Shui for Dummies
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:25 PM
Quote:
Rope
Baseball bat
Birthday Card
Cat
Crepe paper (assorted colors)
Glue
Bag of candy and small toys
Sharp knife
Duct tape
eeew! kittie pinata! that's just sick
heluim tank
curling ribbon
caulking
frogs
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:27 PM
This one is from a friend of mine.
Chicken Noodle Soup
Zamfir's Greatest Hits CD
Barbie Corvette
Mirror
Posted By: ~~~izzo~~~
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:28 PM
Big Mac
Large Fry (super sized please)
Apple Pie
Diet Pepsi
Posted By: Roger That
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:31 PM
Large drop cloth
family-sized bucket of lubricant
409
Quote:
eeew! kittie pinata! that's just sick
You have to do it quick though -- more fun if the cat is still alive
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:31 PM
pillow case
gloves
baseball bat
chain
towing hitch
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 08:34 PM
Quote:
Rope
Baseball bat
Birthday Card
Cat
Crepe paper (assorted colors)
Glue
Bag of candy and small toys
Sharp knife
Duct tape
Your mind scares me! (intriguing though)
Quote:
Quote:
Rope
Baseball bat
Birthday Card
Cat
Crepe paper (assorted colors)
Glue
Bag of candy and small toys
Sharp knife
Duct tape
Your mind scares me! (intriguing though)
Hey, I'm an intriguing kind of guy 
A bottle of Tylenol PM
A bottle of wine
A bottle of Murphy's Wood cleaner
An axe
Posted By: Cat Woman
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 09:44 PM
Clown Boy - your shopping lists are killing me!!! LMAO!
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 09:51 PM
Quote:
Clown Boy - your shopping lists are killing me!!! LMAO!
Thank you, but don't worry, your not the one I'm thinking about ki.... Oh never mind. 
Posted By: Search_Me
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 09:52 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Clown Boy - your shopping lists are killing me!!! LMAO!
Thank you, but don't worry, your not the one I'm thinking about ki.... Oh never mind.
LOL...
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 09:52 PM
case of donuts
case of oreos
case of cheetos
diet coke
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 09:56 PM
cattle prod
pruning shears
20lbs bag of salt
nail gun
"sorry for your loss" card
Posted By: Cat Woman
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:00 PM
Quote:
case of donuts
case of oreos
case of cheetos
diet coke
..... to be followed by a finger down a throat??? 
Posted By: Peepers
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:01 PM
A meat thermometer
Extra large tub of ky
Duct tape
Pink fuzzy slippers
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:14 PM
furry handcuffs
cinnamon candles
black satin sheets
marylin manson cd
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:26 PM
Quote:
Quote:
case of donuts
case of oreos
case of cheetos
diet coke
..... to be followed by a finger down a throat???
I almost put small tashcan!
Posted By: Dip
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:28 PM
spiked dog collar
black lipstick
pants with zippers all over them
kelly clarkson cd
Posted By: cheekEE
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:30 PM
LOL!!
Posted By: Peepers
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/03/06 10:50 PM
A bag of pop-rocks
A rain poncho
Rubber gloves
Wooden clothes pins
Posted By: Miscuit
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/04/06 02:47 AM
Quote:
A bag of pop-rocks
A rain poncho
Rubber gloves
Wooden clothes pins
Love pop rocks!!! (I'll pass on the other items though) 
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/06/06 03:08 PM
eggs
ky jelly
a funnel
ex-lax
Posted By: Pirate
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/06/06 03:14 PM
portable boombox
Ape Costume
Roller skates
Spear gun
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/06/06 04:25 PM
Quote:
portable boombox
Ape Costume
Roller skates
Spear gun
I like the way you think...
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/06/06 04:40 PM
1 bottle liquid plumber
1 box aluminum foil
1 bag of assorted color balloons
1 extra long fuse
(any chemists out there??
)
Posted By: Pirate
Re: The Shopping Game! - 03/06/06 04:56 PM
Hibatchi
metal skewers
Dogfood
5 pound mallet