Posted By: Nanwa
Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 07:47 PM
OK, just saw on my web page "Python Inadvertantly Swallows Queen Sized Electric Blanket". How does anything "inadvertantly" swallow anything that size??? 
Crazy Headlines
Posted By: MadisonCali
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 07:51 PM
A girl I work with just got a puppy (a Goldendoodle, which is a Golden Retriever/Poodle mix, for those of you who may not know what that is), and it's already had to have surgery because it ate her boyfriend's 'do rag (sp?). The whole thing. Without chewing it up.
Did you see the story a few months ago where the snake exploded because it tried to eat an entire alligator? I saw the picture...it was disgusting!
Did you see the story a few months ago where the snake exploded because it tried to eat an entire alligator? I saw the picture...it was disgusting!
Posted By: A_G
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 07:58 PM
Nanwa - I just read that myself. I usually get the news from Yahoo and they have an "Odd News" section that usually has some pretty interesting stories. Like I remember a few weeks ago some guy needed a lightbulb removed because he (or someone else in the prison) stuck it where it didnt belong... 
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 07:59 PM
I saw the snake article. The owner left the electric blanket in the snake's cage to keep it warm, and apparently it got wrapped up with his dinner.
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:03 PM
If you want some of the most bizzarre headlines, go check out www.fark.com
Don't worry, it is safe for work.
Don't worry, it is safe for work.
Posted By: Nanwa
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:15 PM
Skittles, I'm glad I didn't get in the way of his dinner!
Posted By: TB 12
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:18 PM
This isn't a headline, but a wedding announcement-I forget the brides name, but the grooms name is Tinker E. Toy. No joke. I told my wife we should send it into Jay Leno.
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:20 PM
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:24 PM
'None of the Above' sues to have name on November ballot
http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060720/NEWS0206/607200385
http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060720/NEWS0206/607200385
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:26 PM
Gone to the dogs: the girl who ran with the pack
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/the-girl-who-ran-with-the-pack/2006/07/18/1153166383022.html
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/the-girl-who-ran-with-the-pack/2006/07/18/1153166383022.html
Posted By: Beige
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:41 PM
Quote:
This isn't a headline, but a wedding announcement-I forget the brides name, but the grooms name is Tinker E. Toy. No joke. I told my wife we should send it into Jay Leno.
Not a headline either, but years ago I was looking at my dad's bottle of Beano, just reading the label.
"Cures but gas"!!!! yes but was spelled incorrectly, but still funny!!!
In Northern Michigan there are actually signs on the roads that say "Do not pass when opposing traffic is present" - NO $hit?!?!?!
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 08:41 PM
Quote:
'None of the Above' sues to have name on November ballot
http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060720/NEWS0206/607200385
brewsters millions!
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 09:06 PM
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 09:09 PM
Posted By: GuitarDude
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 09:12 PM
Quote:
OK, just saw on my web page "Python Inadvertantly Swallows Queen Sized Electric Blanket". How does anything "inadvertantly" swallow anything that size???
Plug that blanket in for 10 minutes per pound and you've got yourself some good eats...
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/20/06 09:18 PM
Many still flock to N.J. winking Jesus
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/435443p-366904c.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/435443p-366904c.html
Posted By: Nanwa
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/21/06 12:40 PM
Gee, this post could share space with the RIP of Common Sense thread, couldn't it? "Don't pass when opposing traffic is present?" 
Posted By: Bimmer
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/21/06 02:10 PM
Drunk wins bet, loses pen1s
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html?from=top5
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html?from=top5
Posted By: Skittles
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/21/06 02:18 PM
Now that one I had to read.
Posted By: CRAatBOK
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/21/06 10:05 PM
Quote:
Drunk wins bet, loses pen1s
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html?from=top5
They should have left it off someone that stupid, to make sure he doesn't breed.
Posted By: Clown Boy
Re: Crazy Headlines - 07/21/06 10:09 PM
I'm sure the medical bills cost more than his winnings... So he's still a loser...