Is the bar open?

::Sadly walks over to Sox's bar... pulls on the door. Looks in the window.::

How come this place is closed??

I need a drink...

Here is the Master Key!

Enjoy yourselves while maintaining some semblance of order and moderation, OK?

Is it Friday?

WOO HOO!!!!!!!! Thanks DQ!!! You're the best!!

I'll be the bartender!!!

Who wants what??????

Sorry all-end of the month insanity here....

Corona for me..Mag-what would you like?

DQ?

m&m, through the magic of BOL and the assistance of olla, the M&M bar materializes. Doors open to reveal lavish 1950s styling and an open bar with every alcohol known to wo/man. Ask, and ye shall receive!

Olla to infinity!

DQ will have a nice spicy Boody Mary with extra veggies! Thanks sox!

shot of potato juice pls.

I'd like my usual Sox...
And a tequila for my missing BOL ladies...

WHEW!! Sox, i thought you'd been killed!!

You relax from your EOM stuff. Here's a Corona. Lime?

DQ - Here is your bloody. all kinds of spice and all kinds of veggies.

Enjoy!

::rubs hands together in excitement::
I'll have a vodka and raspberry crystal light please!

Kronott - here's your voddy.

and Neo, here you go buddy.

Top shelf for you Rizzo, in early acknowledgement of your birthday.

Whhoooo Hoooo!!!!!

Gracias, mag...just been a [censored] of a week.

I got your back man!!! want a shot with the Corona?

Sure-Goldschlager sounds good.

You got it!! here you are.

It's about time.....today is my first day back after vacation....I need to relax!

Pomtini, please!

mag...no drinks for me?

Angel...may I join you?

I'll have my usual Spicy Bloody Mary...and what the heck, throw in a shot of Tequila please!!

Karen...
make it a double shot and do one with me?

Look up above, neo. you were served, but here's another.

And angel eyes, your pomtini is coming right up... do you want the pom seeds in it or no?

peeking out of my teapot and surveying the scene... I know I don't come in here often but I think surviving the fed examiners warrants a toast...or three. Margarita on the rocks, please, extra salty rim and keep the pitcher handy. Hopefully this place has a cook like the old bar did. I could really use some nachos to go with this these 'ritas!

::plops down next to Sox::

So, what's up mister?

you got it!! extra spice... and here's your shot. and one for neo.

Dang M&M, were you a barkeep in a previous life, you do this flawlessly

Nice to see you, Rizz....Happy Friday! Sup with you?

Truffle-nice to see you. Congrats getting the examiners out...LOL

no seeds
Thank you!

Examiners?? here's a pitcher of 'ritas for you. what would you like on the nachos?

Where's the mopey section?
Rizzo, Sox...join you guys?

You bet, pull up a chair.

PR - first time - beginners luck!! What can i get you?

::picking the seeds out of AE's drink:: Sorry Angel Eyes.... here's a new one, on the house.

Not much!! Just enjoying this lovely Friday...patiently waiting on quitin time!!1


Who said nachos
::wipes away drool::

sointenly! Neo

Well...Sox, Angel, Rizzo...
Who wants to do shots...
I think we all deserve 'em!

Hey mag! What kind of jukebox this place got?

Sorry, neo, no moping in M&M's bar.... it's like smoking - you need to go elsewhere for that. We only celebrate in here.

Rizzo - what would you like on your nachos?

of course Frank! Double it is...but I have to be careful..I don't wanna fall out of the boat later!

I'll take the works please!!!!!!!!!!

juke box on the left. it plays pretty much anything you want. and it is FREE!!

fire that bad boy up!!!

Nachos? Is the taco stand open?

Karen...come join us!
We're doing rounds of shots...
First one's on me...

TICG - you had better mean tacos....i know there are those odd MAW birds around here in the rafters....

here are some shots for you folks.

who's ready for a refil?

Hey Mag nice to see you back at the bar - can I get my usual Dewars 12 with gingerale and a lime wedge...PLEASE...it's just a littl eover 2 hours to quitin time and I'm gonna need this to keep me going.

Thank you

Thanks m&m!

Who's ready for dancing?

Double espresso, please. And Wolfmother on the jukebox!

:: scootches in next to Frank....Are you over being bored now?

I think so...


Okay...ready...it is tequila...so lick it, slam it, suck it...right?

startin' slow Mag, just a tonic water with a slice of lime

BSAinFLA - good to see you again too! thanks, it's nice to be back!! this crowd is all whipped up today for the weekend!!!

Dewars 12, ginger, lime... :slides it over::

AML-B - double espresso on the way.

Yum! That tasted so good I think I need another....this rounds' on me!

nothin wrong with that PR. you've gotta pace yourself sometimes. here you go, sir!

KarenCom - how many is that you need? 3 shots? the crowd is getting crazy, i don't know if i saw everyone.

Hey, Angel Eyes... get off the table!!! Or at least find one no one is sitting at!!!

I believe it's 5 at this point M&M...thanks!!!

TICG, the taco stand is always open! Duh, it's 24 hours!

cool. 5 shots coming up...

Sox, if you aren't doing shots with these guys, you should move over to another crowd... go dance with Angel Eyes. She's having fun!!!

Awww come on......take a 5 minute break and you can hop up here too!

I don't like dancing alone

WOW Mag, you really know how to pour them. Either I really, really needed a drink or this is the best darn Dewars 12 w/ gingerale & a lime wedge that I've had in a while

Thanks Again

gosh, we SC's just come in here to sit and watch these young ladies that are so limber up on the tables, ah to be young again

Take a break?? HA!!! bunch of drunks in here. i'll be over in a few... i sent Sox over to keep you company until i get there.

at least take the shoes off so you don't break something!!!

Good point, mag. Not in the mood for multiple shots...

slides back from table- Open seat at the shot table!!

<<<wanders over to the dance floor>>>....

Thanks BSAinFLA! it's my pleasure. let me know when you are ready for another.

PR, you could dance with the lady, you know...

Hey!
Where'd Karen and the rest of my girls disappear to?

Thanks Mag - I have to pace myself today. I'm wearing strappy sandals with mighty high heals and I don't want to end up falling flat on my @$$ If ya know what I mean

I think they are out dancing neo.

::putting down the tray::

Hey gang - here are some nachos and wings and poppers, and cheese fries, and crudite. help yourselves!!!

Good afternoon coolies! guess it's time for a drink!

I meant pace my self with the drinks - just wanted to clear that up incase PR did want to do a little dancing I promise to be nice

i do know what you mean!! but we have some guys who will look out for you. no worries.

where you been cg?? what'll you have?

::makes a mad dash for the nachos::

Whew....finally a dance partner! New avatar right? Nice! Much better than that stinky sock :::giggles:::

Captain and coke with a lime

Come on, PR. How about a couple of mods show these kids how to really dance? MOML and I have taken a number of ballroom classes so I'm pretty sure I can follow anything you may lead. I've enough margarita in me to cut a mean rug with ya'.

Wow Rizzo, almost knocked me down there in your haste to get to those nachos - Did you skip lunch today Now that I look at them they do look mighty good

C,C and Lime, coming right up CG...

It sounds like TR had thrown out a challenge!!! (Not that i'm trying to start anything.... )

well, since your promising and I am such a sucker for strappies and heels, but holy cow I haven't danced since 1971

::dabbing blood from the customers Rizzo trampled... )

Here are some more nachos for everyone! Rizz - why don't you take that plate for yourself... and would you like another cocktail?

(that work always makes me giggle...)

I skipped lunch and all this liquid ain't helping...
Hey Rizzo...pass a Nacho and a Jalapeno Popper!

careful neo - reach for one of Rizzo's nachos and you may pull back a stump. you might have to get your own.

Get your own nachos!!!!!!! These are mine!!!

I'd love another cocktail!!!

Girl...how you going to get a cocktail if you won't share...
eh?

OH SNAP!

Aaahhh, 1971...I wasn't even a twinkle in my parents eyes...

lshismgo!!!

told you neo...

what would you like Rizz?

Don't worry it's like riding a bike. You did have bikes way back then didn't ya

Why does everyone think those Sox stink??????

I like the new one too-kicking the Skankees in the jewels...woo hoo...

OUCH!!!

Hey Comp Guy! Take the volleyball outside!!! ::mumbles...horking kids....::

::spits out some of his Jack Daniel's::
PR! Not there is anything wrong with that (I am a foot man myself)...but if this is true...how do you contain yourself when Search_Me is posting and when Mag had her old avatar?

i think she just wants you to do a load of laundry....

Vodka and raspberry crystal light

Them be fighting words sir...
Ah screw it...you're right...
Here...a beer on me...

of course. i'm sorry. i should have remembered that.

on the house for you. how were the nachos? can i get you anything else to eat?

Is this a Ladies Only bar today??? JK

boys... don't make me come over there....

I'll have three pineapple upside down cake shots, please. :-) I'm playing catch up, and I'm looking forward to my long weekend!

mag...we're the safe ones here...

PR is the odd one...better be careful...
He might go all "olla" on you if he saw you in them heels...


Sorry buddy!
This drinks on me!

Those nachos were so yummy! made me wanna smack my granny!

oh FUN!!! i haven't made these in a long time!!!!

pace yourself tho, Ops...

KEG STANDS!!!!!!!!!!

I'd hate to see what you'd do to her if they were bad nachos...

Will do, but these things are WAY too yummy!

I had a big lunch, so I should be okay. Thanks for looking out for me!

OUTSIDE PLEASE!!!! There's a sand pit (in case you fall) out to the right!!!

Ooo those sound yummy - what's in it, and how do you make them?

:Heaven, I'm in heaven...."

Goodnight, BSA from Miami, the royalty of TR; and i am dancing with both of them

whew, I hope I don't wake up too soon

you're welcome ops. i want everyone to play safe.

Rip my tongue out and beat the cook with it

1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz pineapple juice
1 drop grenadine syrup

They taste JUST like the cake!

i don't think i have every seen PR with a grin like that.... another tonic and lime for you sir?

Boo!!!!

....
you're a sick woman...sick sick woman...

C'mon...I'll hold you up...let's go do a keg stand...

Don't let me fall in front of my peeps!

Well...I'll try not to...
But I ain't exactly strong...

It's nice to see all the liberals in the bar today - primarily crying in their beer.

Oh PR don't worry it aint a dream ::as she pinches PR's arm::
and aslong as the music is playing and the drinks are flowing I can keep going all night Dancing that is

PR...
You lucky man you...
Who'd have thought that you could attract all of these gorgeous young ladies in strappies and heels...!

I salute you sir!
::raises glass::
CHEERS!

Oh those sound YUMMY!!! Thanks Ops - I will definitly trybthis at home Hey Mag can I get one of those too?

Mag:

I think I am ready to loosen up a tadbit; I trust ya, slip in a shot of whatever you think is appropriate for someone of my age and health conerns

what? now you're makin fat jokes? Whatever!
I'm gettin some more nachos!!

X, there is no room in here for people crying in their beers. that bar's down the street. but you are welcome in here to celebrate with us. can i get you something?

That sounds yummy...I'm going to have to try one (or two...)

Hey Neo - you look lonely over there - do want to come over and dance? Of course that's only if PR doesn't mind

i know just the thing.

here you go... but i'm not telling you what it is...

I thought this was no as$hole day Who let this one in?

LOLoad!

Thank the "Georgia Bar" in Athens.. a Tennessee fan HAS to do something to keep her happy and close-lipped in a place like that!

JLJ - i am so sorry to have kept you waiting. dang CG and his volleyball....

here are a couple of shots for you.

Damn it..not what I meant...
:hugs: You're like my BFF here...you're not fat...
I'm just a weak man...

But maybe you stay away from the nachos, eh?

Thanks Mag...if I could get another, I'll go take the volleyball away from him.

BSA...or can I call you Tink? Or how about Belle?

Thank you for the offer...I however...am a shy 22yo child...who cannot dance...

And I will admit...your heels intimidate me...but only b/c I like them so much

::ducking behind the bar and yelling:: NEO!!! DON"T GO THERE!!!!!

Mag, I'd like a couple more of those shots, please! ::drops a $20 on the bar & kicks her shoes off::

you got it... :slides the shot:

here you go!!

Ha ha! You'll have to catch me first! :turns and runs....into a table with nachos on it, knocking the plate onto Rizzo's lap:

Oops!

com'n Neo, BSA needs someone closer to her age to dance, she has the stamina of a marathon runner; me and TR will settle in with a Texas two step

thankya Mag; fruity and light, I think I can handle this

I ain't calling my gal fat...
I'm just saying I ain't eat nothing yet...
And I've had a Jack Daniels and like 4 shots of tequila...
So I'd like some food!

Nooooooooooo! Not the nachos! I didn't even get the first one!

i have a pitcher made up. these are very popular today. here you go - three more shots for you.

:picks up the volleyball, before CG regains consciousness:

You were saying????

You're my freaking hero!

I love nachos! Can I have mine con carne y pintos, lots of cilantro and queso fresco? Pass the Herdez, Rizzo.

::sighs:: good job CG....

don't worry folks. you guys are rowdy today so i have plenty more nachos... ops, you get the first plate. neo, here are some for you too. of course if you said please...

PR, i'm glad you like it. i had you in mind when i bought the... nevermind...

Oh I swear...if she shares with you BB and not me...
Your avatar is going to become dinner...

JLJ - lshismgo!!! that was good.

Ops - thank you.

BB - of course you can. here, just made, and hot!

Neo you can call me what ever you like,as long as you keep it nice It doesn't matter if your 22 or 52 dancing is good for you and I think it's about time that you start learning...lucky for you I'm a fairly decent dancer and maybe might be able to teach you a couple of steps

Okay Tink...
show me what you got...
But I will warn you...I make Billy Ray Cyrus look like Barishnakov (how do you spell that?)...

OH NO PR - you seem to be keeping up with me pretty darn well. Don't know what was in that drink Mag gave you but boy it's working Besides Neo doesn't want to dance...something about me being too old or too tall...

ROFL! I all a sudden I feel better about my dancing skills.

Tink! I never said that!
You're perfect...
I just can't dance...
But I'd love to try and learn with you...
Or watch you dance...

Pardon me, Mag...but would you have any oh, I don't know...sharp object hiding around that I might could use? :insert evil grin here:

Mine 2

what? like this ice pick? i have a taser too....

can i play with both?

you guys!!!!!!

Don't you give it to her...

Rizzo...think about this before you go through with it...

I'm your BFF...

Remember...RLN!

as long as you aren't doing a keg stand at the time...

I promise

You know if she kills me mag...you're an accessory

here you go then. have fun.

I hate you

i have no idea what you are talking about.... i'm just the bartender....

Pssst... Rizz.. there are darts, too!

really? get out then.

or i'd be happy to serve you some spit-drinks....

::casually strolls towards Neo:: Hello, fffrrrriiieeennndddd....

Rizzo...wait...look...I've got Miller Lite...and nachos...and smokes...

This made me think of the porcupine on "Open Season"..

"Buuuddyyyy."

don't tempt me with your nachos!!



well, ok...maybe just one...or two...

...or the whole plate?

NLR...


::phew...a close one::

I adore that movie!!!!

Oye! the little squirrels!

My kids love him...my daughter even named her new horse "Buuudddyyyy"

jluoueshhoiusjldasghouo...(talking with my mouth full)

STAB!!!! Ha gotcha! Please! you didn't think I'd actually NOT get you back did you?
My my you have a lot to learn about Rizzo...

Hah! I loved the general!

what it do all! I need a drink and can't wait til 5... How is everyone today?

OUCH!
Damn it...
Hey barkeep!
What do you have for flesh wounds?

politely hip-checks BSA out of her way... Sweetie, go give Neo a dance lesson. We moderating types are going to requisition some drinks and a corner of the floor and stay out of you young 'uns way the way good chaperones should. Have fun!

pour some alcohol on it.

Well...I believe I need to go to the ER to repair the wound caused by Rizzo's ice pick...

So...BSA...can I take a raincheck on the dance lessons? I don't want to spill blood on your nice strappy sandals...

Regardless, I'm out for the weekend people...see you Monday...God willing...

It's just a flesh wound you big baby!

Good night! He gets a virtual stabbing and goes home early from work? What's this world coming to?

You know what they say about opportunities in life Go take care of that flesh wound and Have a nice weekend

I swear, if Rizz isn't stabbing folks, she is Kung Fuin 'em, Mag no more vodka

::SHOCK AND AWE:: Fine! give me a miller lite!! Geeesh!!!

:holding head, looking around: Has anyone seen my ball?

CG's missing his ball. can someone help him???

::chunks CG's ball to him, accidentally hitting him in the head::

I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole

Why not??? I really wanted you to

uh uh!!! you're not gettin me in trouble!!! I've seen Dirty Harry sneaking around here!

hey Rizzz.....Shakira is on....get your booty on the dance floor.

Show these boys those hips!

Maker's and 7 please barkeep... gotta keep a low profile till 5...
Its amazing how no one I work with knows what I am supposed to be doing

thank you Darlin Rizz for respecting your elders, now about those hips that don't lie

can someone show me the moves?

Is this another fat joke? I simply can't take anymore today!!!!


Like this PR...see! just feel the beat! NAY NAY!!! No thrusting...just gently move your hips!

Ouch! Maybe Mag is right! No more playing with the volleyball inside!

i was just looking out for you, cg. that's a nasty bump you got there...

i think i better sit down, my pacemaker is beating erratically

Luckily there's plenty of ice in a bar.

I can fix it with my taser

Could I have a tall drink of water, please? Thanks.

Evil!

Rizz - put down the Miller lite. here's another voddy for you.

BB - any particular tall drink of water, or will tap water do?

Vodka!!! Yummy!!! ::runs and hides before Pale takes it away from her::

Rizz darling, way to sensitive today, quit goofing around.....

:::slaps Rizz on the back side:::

Just want you to think about loving not hating.....mesmorize the men with that hip action and they won't be able to think straight!

:::side to side, side to side.....:::::

Be careful with that thing.

yuk, you can't drink AZ tap water, give 'im an Evian, I'll pay for it

and make sure Rizz's vodka is alcohol free

shhhh PR!!! some things are better left quiet....

Graff was not a bad looking fella.

I have been completely cheated!!!! Where's my Soxie??? He'll take care of this no alcohol mess!!!

See it worked on PR already Rizz!

I hear that.....
Whats it take to get a drink in this place

alright, give Rizz whatever she wants

DDD - i'm sorry. i've been getting beat up in another forum.

what can i get you? whiskey, perhaps?

Yeah me!!!!

here's another vodka and RCL...

::adjusts halo:: THank you MM!!!!

Rizz, It works every time!

Men, they don't stand a chance ::::high five:::

whew. is everyone good for drinks? i need to sit down!!!

::bumps hips with AE and gives her a high 5::

Yeah mag, Maker's and 7 please.... better make it a double!

no problem. here you go sir.

Well everyone my week has come to an end - Good night to all and wish you all a wonderful weekend

Don't go BSA!!! I was just gonna tase Pale rider again!!!

goodnight, I just wanted to thank BSA for the wonderful afternoon and the lessons

Well heck in that case I'll stick around and have one more drink - How 'bout it Mag

Well someone has to entertain the group!

ooh, you women folk in here are bad to the bone

but love ya all!

I am so slappin your bottom when you get to Texas!

LOLoaD! I definitely thought I saw another letter in that post! WOW!

That's why you is my hero

My oh my... I had no idea! Oh very odd to see this side of you....

hmph ... the only side you gonna see, oh never mind .....

::chirp, chirp::

Everyone must have passed out...hmmm, wonder if I tase them if they'll wake up????

I need a break

Fine I'll work for a bit

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!

ok, no more drinks for DDD

We are young!!!! Heartache to heartache we stand!!!!!!!!!

DDD, put your tongue back in your mouth...you're totally giving our mental state away!!!!

somebody is on a roll!

:mumbles: .... WE ARE Young! ....:mumbles:.... LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!.....:falls on face:

We're gonna need a cot over here!!!! Let's freeze DDD's undergarments since he's the first one to pass out!!!!!!!!!

::Grabs mike from bartender, takes Rizzos hand and nudged DDD::

Come on, sing along!

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
NO PROMISES, NO DEMANDS
Love Is A Battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love Is A Battlefield

You're beggin' me to go, you're makin' me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you've had?
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love, and I'm chained to your side

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
NO PROMISES, NO DEMANDS
Love Is A Battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love Is A Battlefield

We're losing control
Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?
And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?
There's no way this will die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, you'll need me to hold

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
NO PROMISES, NO DEMANDS
Love Is A Battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love Is A Battlefield

Don't forget the whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!! part!

very touching BB

I know i was touched

oops! That was the ice pick!

Get down with your bad self BB, Pat B. is great! I think she's coming here next week actually.

Eh, Sharon Stone, cell for one? Sharon Stone, padded cell for one?

.....:mumbles:.... whoa....whoa....whoa.....:mumbles:.....nothers whiskey ....pleaseted...

ooo la la!!! Does this mean someone is taking me to the itterogation room?

We're cuttin' you off, DDD! You total ralphed on the mike!

:Sits down and sips out of the flask I sneaked in:

Hey! Who's Mike?

Peace! - - I'm off to drown my sorrows in the sun! good weekend yall all

The guy who's got whiskey HORK all over him...

good show DDD

Well, I feel like I've been ollaed hard and put away wet.

Olla on bacon.. hmmm.. kinky.

Can we move on?

almost a full 8 hours has passed and PR is still torn up about olla!!!!

I'm exhausted :P

me too but I did get a box of loan files looked at today!! Whoo hoo!!!

I tried to corral a passle of coolies today and failed miserably

well you kept the majority of us in the bar...again...my hero!!!

I think I need one for the road, forget my baby

Ummm...hello...
is it safe?
Or is the crazy lady who stabbed me before still here...