game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Posted By: Sandy Beech

game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:37 PM

I've been doing this in another forum and it can be really fun. please remember this is not to harrass anyone!!!

the title makes it self explanatory, but you might ask:

why does my cat insist on winding herself around my ankles?

the next poster might answer:

because you are her captor and she is trying to assassinate you.

get it? okay...


why do birds fly?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:39 PM

Because they want to poop on people's heads.


Why does my cat race me down the steps every morning?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:39 PM

Because if they walked, they wouldn't be able to poop on peoples' heads.

Why do the buffalo roam?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:40 PM

Because they don't have houses.

Why do the antelope play?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:44 PM

beacuse there is nothing else for them to do.

Why does my kitten run between my legs when I am walking only to get kicked in the head repeatedly (by accident of course)?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:44 PM

Because they are obsessed with Shakespeare.

Your cats race you down the steps every day, because they're convinced you're Mario Andretti.

Why isn't there a comma by the numbers on the right of my keyboard?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:46 PM

because it ran off with the colon.

why is rain wet?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:49 PM

because it can't afford an umbrella.

Why is night so dark?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:51 PM

Then it would be day.

Why do some men have no common sense?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 12:51 PM

because the sun has to get laid, too.

what's the difference between an orange? (i was really asked this once..)
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:00 PM

its orange and round


why is my bosses boss such a biotch?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:01 PM

Quote:
Why do some men have no common sense?


so they can effectively communicate with women

Why doesn't the ACLU complain about "In God We Trust" on money?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:03 PM

because the company has to make money

why must teenagers fall in love?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:04 PM

because falling in holes gets dangerous.

why are trees tall?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:10 PM

if they were short they would be weeds.

Why is the sun so bright this morning?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:15 PM

to make things worse if you are hungover

Why is winter so cold?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:21 PM

Why is it that when it rains, it pours?

Why can't you cry over spilled milk?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:23 PM

the powder would get wet

why do fools rush in?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:24 PM

so the darwin theory will eliminate them

what aren't french fries called french fries in france
Posted By: pjs

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:25 PM

so weirdos can rush out.


why is the sky blue?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:27 PM

to match your eyes

why do flips flop?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:27 PM

becuase if it wasn't blue, we'd have to change all the country songs about it

why haven't the democrats woken up and converted to republican?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:30 PM

takes two to have a party

why is the devil a queen?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:42 PM

because queens are fabulous and who wouldn't want to be fabulous?

why are flamingos pink?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:46 PM

they are the largest consumers of pepto bismol (little known fact)

why won't my dog go when i know she has to go?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:48 PM

she doesn't have a map.

do you know the muffin man?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:54 PM

I tried to get to know him - but he's always baked.

Do you like pina colada?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 01:56 PM

i do, but i liked the nina and the santa maria better - nicer state rooms.

why does a cat like catnip?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:07 PM

because crack is still illegal

What time is it when cow jumps over the moon?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:08 PM

time to hide under an awning so as to not get hit by a "pie".

how did little bo peep lose her sheep?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:22 PM

her cousins from Arkansas came to visit

why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:22 PM

She started counting them and fell asleep....

If 2 and 2 makes four then why don't canoes have handlebars?
Posted By: Pepper's Sister

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:25 PM

It's time for a drink!

What's the first thing ya know?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:46 PM

man it's bright out here!!

how do you spell relief?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:49 PM

W-H-I-S-K-E-Y


If three's company, whats 37?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 02:55 PM

a blue pinto.

why is it a penny for your thoughts?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:03 PM

because the weed of crime bears bitter fruit.


why does seasoned salt give me crazy dreams?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:04 PM

because brand new salt isn't equiped to handle dreams.

what is paprika?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:08 PM

martika's father.


why do we say a dog "barks" when it sounds nothing like "bark"?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:09 PM

because they can't climb trees.

what is silly putty?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:13 PM

Becuase it never took anything serious.

How did Dr. Pepper get through Med School?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:13 PM

what isnt silly putty...


why are stop signs red?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:14 PM

with a Jolt.

why is it called typing?
Posted By: Dip

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:32 PM

because i said so.


why am i "white" when i'm really more of a peachy-yellow?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:37 PM

because everyone's a little bit racist

why do women obssess about their weight?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:38 PM

peachy-yellow takes up too much room on the form.

why are policemen called cops?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:40 PM

Constable On Patrol

why don't they call them firepeople since women do it as well
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:45 PM

because the firepeople are an alien race living on Jupiter

Why is the signal for a car to go green, and the signal for a pedestrian to walk white?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:46 PM

cars are color-blind.

why do the hands on a clock move in that direction?
Posted By: Dip

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:51 PM

because if they went the other way, we'd all have to walk backwards.


why did women start shaving their legs, pits, etc?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:52 PM

to create a more aerodynamic silhouette.

why do people become vegetarians?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:54 PM

So there's more meat for me.

If I'm here, where are you?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:56 PM

only in your mind.

why do people ask "where are you" when they call a friend at home?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 03:58 PM

because people are stupid...

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:06 PM

it's hungry

When did bad grammar and poor spelling become fashionable!?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:11 PM

when ebonics was created

Why couldnt Jack Sprat eat fat?
Posted By: Dip

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:17 PM

because his wife ate it all



why do little kids eat boogers?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:17 PM

Because his wife at all the fat, so there wasn't any left for Jack.

Why are there locks on the convenience stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all year long?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:21 PM

so you can ask questions about it

why do dogs stick their noses out car windows but hate when peeps blow in their faces?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:24 PM

because your breath stinks...

why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Posted By: pjs

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:32 PM

because I'm cool like that.


Why do we do the things we do?
Posted By: Imagine

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:35 PM

b.c if we don't, then someone else will...

why are babies not considered 1 year old 3 months after their birth?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:40 PM

because they wouldn't enjoy the party

Why don't police use SUVs for their squad cars?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:54 PM

cause then they wouldn't be able to say squad car anymore.

why do doughnuts have holes?
Posted By: TINKerBell

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 04:59 PM

all the better to see you with, my dear!

why is a corkscrew called a corkscrew when it unscrews a cork?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:01 PM

how do you think the cork got there in the first place????

Why can't dogs poop in the toilet?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:02 PM

reverse psychology.. even corkscrews want to get screwed.

why did einstein have such crazy hair?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:03 PM

they slide on the porcelain.

What's the squared route of PI?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:04 PM

interstate 64

why do police wear hats?
Posted By: ktac MITCH

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:05 PM

WOW - slow connection I am 3 questions behind.

Einstein = Cause he was afraid of scissors and it was cut with a flame.

Police = Hats are to keep spare donuts handy.

Why is blind luck luckier than plain luck?
Posted By: Clown Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:06 PM

to hide their big heads...

Who was the guy that invented the straw?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:10 PM

blind luck - you don't even see it coming!!

The guy that invented the straw - the same guy that makes his dog fetch beer.

Why is pizza round?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:20 PM

it wouldn't fit on the pan otherwise.

why did the horse have no name?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:22 PM

He did - he just couldn't say it loud enought for anyone to hear.

Why is rain wet?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:27 PM

because it just went swimming.

if air is 2 parts oxygen, why can't we breath it?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:32 PM

toadstools.


why does coffee smell so good and taste so bad?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:33 PM

your tastebuds are sprained.

why do stools have 4 legs?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:33 PM

because breath is a noun, not a verb

Why do people leave holiday decorations up long after the holiday is over?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:36 PM

they are still trying to figure out which are the days that make up the 12 days of christmas.

on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


(sidebar: 2000!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!!)
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:42 PM

depends - did he pick the roses up at the gas station??


what would you do if you saw 99 red balloons go by?



note to mag - you're diamond now, baby!!
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:44 PM

it depends if they were luft or not.

why would a sheep commit suicide?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:48 PM

he was on the lamb and close to getting caught.

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Posted By: HappyGilmore

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:48 PM

why would a sheep commit suicide?

his boyfriend from arkanssas broke up with him...
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Bailey.
he was on the lamb and close to getting caught.



ewe are kidding!!!!


Originally Posted By: Josey Wales
why would a sheep commit suicide?

his boyfriend from arkanssas broke up with him...





good one!!!!

Originally Posted By: Bailey.

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?


they fly in a v.

why was alice in chains?
Posted By: angels2mom

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 05:57 PM

because the Mad Hatter was mad!

Why is it called Pepsi?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:05 PM

because it gives the drinker pep, see?

why are you and ewe pronounced the same way?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:07 PM

because it's not Coke

What is Purple Rain?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:08 PM

rain that isn't red, QB. duh...

are you ready?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:20 PM

ready for the world!!


what's the reason for the flap on the back of a naval officer's shoulders?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:20 PM

It is a dandruff catcher
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:26 PM

DQ - question please... unless you are using your tagline for your question...
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:27 PM

Yeah, so, I am in a feisty mood today, what of it?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:28 PM

I think that question just may be retorical (sp?)
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:30 PM

i think it's feed a fever.

why are feathers fluffy?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:33 PM

to catch me when i fall..


Why are mens buttons on the opposite side of womens buttons? (pants, shirts..etc)
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:35 PM

they are right handed.

why are bubbles round?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 06:50 PM

so they float


Why does bleach make your whites whiter?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:06 PM

it's got high cholesterol.

why is lead heavy?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:12 PM

Because it always wanted to be thin and light, but reality is bitter some times.

Does the sun shine at night?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:14 PM

only if the batteries are new.

where is heaven?
Posted By: ~Special K~

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:22 PM

located in Baskin Robins


Why do nails continue to grow after one dies?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:24 PM

well, you're not dead, are you? of course your nails will still grow.


why does Spam come in a can?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:35 PM

Cause it'd slip out of your hand if you just tried to grab it naked!!!

Why is the weather always better when you're at work?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:36 PM

Cuz they have a devil of a time getting it to stay fresh in a paper bag.

Why do baseballs have that stitching on them?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 07:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Dr. Bob

Why is the weather always better when you're at work?
so you have a pretty view at the window.

Originally Posted By: BurntSienna

Why do baseballs have that stitching on them?
if there was no stitching, the bleeding would start up again.

why are cheetos and peeps better stale?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:14 PM

Stale is aged to perfection..

Why am I so dang tired?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:16 PM

Quote:
Why am I so dang tired?

you are busy all day making a jack@$$ of yourself.

why is this battery out of juice?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:18 PM

the steroids wore off.

why do people sweat?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:19 PM

So we don't burst into flames!!

Why do heals look so good and feel so bad?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:22 PM

because, sadly, short is not accepted in our society.

why do fools fall in love?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:24 PM

Because smart people know better.

Why is red such a sexy color?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:25 PM

Quote:
why do fools fall in love?


you are more equipped to answer a question about your kind than i am.

why is this soup so hot?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:27 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Because smart people know better.

Why is red such a sexy color?


because it is the color of blood.

why can't people play nice?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:28 PM

because nice gets boring.

Why can cats see in the dark and I can't?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:29 PM

So it's easier to kill you!

Why can't I run with scissors?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:29 PM

because you aren't furry. (i think!! )

why don't contacts stick to your eyes?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:30 PM

Because the glue washes off in saline.

What's the point of low sodium saltine crackers?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:31 PM

cause you are an imposter!

who is Ron Mexico?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:32 PM

ron mexico? A trouble maker! LOL

Why do blonds have more fun?
Posted By: Hated By Some

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:32 PM

because nobody likes you. not even your contacts.

why is that grass so long?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:33 PM

because you have anger issues.

why is glass clear?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
because nobody likes you. not even your contacts.

why is that grass so long?


To [censored] me off!!

Why is the drive home soooooo long?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: mag&moo
because you have anger issues.

why is glass clear?


So the person your hitting with it can see you better.
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: CheekEE Monkey
Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
because nobody likes you. not even your contacts.

why is that grass so long?


To [censored] me off!!

Why is the drive home soooooo long?


road crews were out paving when you were at work.

why do cows moo?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:44 PM

Because they look silly clucking.

Why do women have to wear hose.
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:44 PM

Quote:
why do cows moo?


Because oink was already taken.

Why do people turn down the car radio when they are looking for a street in an unfamiliar area?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:48 PM

so they can hear the in-car navigation system giving them directions

why is pink for girls and blue for boys?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 08:49 PM

to water the leg hair.

why are teeth white?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:01 PM

Because black teeth look dirty.

Why don't people wash their hands after using the restroom?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:04 PM

because the sinks are so dirty

why isn't the moon made of cheese?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:07 PM

Cause I would've eaten it allready.

Why is the sky blue?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:08 PM

to match my eyes!

My does beer make you so full?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:10 PM

so there is no room for food and you get drunk quicker.

why does beer taste so bad?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:13 PM

cause otherwise you would die after exploding with 5 gallons of beer in your stomach

why is a soul invisible?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:17 PM

So it can dance on the head of a pin. No, wait, that's an angel... oops.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:28 PM

cause the grass is always greener on the other side


why was that guys's girlfriend called "rama lama ding [censored]"?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:29 PM

oops, I didn't know [censored] was censored
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:29 PM

It censored D O N G...I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!!!!
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:30 PM

you can say damn, damnit, asswipe but not D O N G...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:44 PM

alright now, there will be no laughing at the mangement!
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oops, I didn't know [censored] was censored


That's hilarious, coming from a moderator
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:46 PM

LOLoad!!!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 09:55 PM

no body tells me anything around here!

its all trial and error; looks like I just erred
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:12 PM

Poor Harry It just makes you human is all...
Posted By: Bunky

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
cause the grass is always greener on the other side


why was that guys's girlfriend called "rama lama ding [censored]"?


cus she could boogie oogie oogie all night long!!

why does the wind blow??
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:18 PM

indeed, I do have feet of clay
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:20 PM

To irritate peeps allergies

Why are gladiolas so pretty?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:22 PM

cause we need something to put on peeps graves

why do we grow old so fast?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:23 PM

to wish we were young again!

Why does beer give you a beer belly?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:24 PM

cuz growing old slowly would take forever.

why does silver tarnish?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:25 PM

to give you something to clean

why does protein fill you up?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:27 PM

beer guts so we can't see our ugly belts

silver tarnishs so the butler has something to do

what does copper turn green>
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:29 PM

it's jealous of the silver.

why do cats chew on electrical cords?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:34 PM

need a buzz and there is not catnip

why do dogs lick their butt?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:36 PM

to get their owners bad cooking taste out of their mouths

why does 5 never get here fast enough?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:37 PM

it tastes better than their food

why is it always calm before a storm?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:37 PM

cause you are on the West Coast silly!

why is it so hot in Texas?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:38 PM

cause you're there Harry!!!

Why is Becka always one post behind?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:39 PM

cause she is way on the West Coast and receives the messages a little later

why is the West Coast so beautiful?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:40 PM

cause I'm here!!!!

why is HMDA such a pain?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:42 PM

cause its your job

why doesn't CRA have a P on the end of it
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:44 PM

cause BOL would censor it [censored] c r a p...see?

Why are the ocean coasts so different?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:47 PM

cause the sun rises in the east and sets in the west

why are Tennesseans volunteers?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 10:56 PM

Cause they have big hearts!!!

why do peeps laugh until they cry?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 11:06 PM

I've never seen marshmallow chicks cry!

Why is peanut butter good with chocolate?

Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 11:08 PM

To keep Kleenex in business.

How come my rubber band balls aren't shaping up the same, even with identical rubber bands?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/22/07 11:58 PM

cause some of them have there undies twisted in a knot

how come werewolves only come out on a full moon?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 10:42 AM

So they can see where they are going, silly man.

Why do some people sniff glue?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 12:41 PM

it's cheaper than heroin.

why do the bad guys on cops always run?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 12:44 PM

because they don't like to walk.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 12:45 PM

have we officially determined that a wood chuck could chuck wood??


what makes the grand tetons so grand?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:13 PM

The sheer amout of milk they can produce.

What makes the grand canyon so grand?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:31 PM

because of the number of piano's that will fit in it.

btw, nice tag cg.

why are the numbers in that order?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:35 PM

Originally Posted By: mag&moo

btw, nice tag cg.



I was inspired!
Posted By: TB 12

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:35 PM

because if they weren't they would be out of order.

who's on first?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:35 PM

Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:44 PM

Originally Posted By: sox in '04
because if they weren't they would be out of order.

who's on first?


Yes - that is correct.

Why don't q-tips have more cotton on the end?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:46 PM

because then they would be cotton balls.

what time is it?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:53 PM

What time Isn't it!


When was the last time you danced?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 01:59 PM

i could've danced all night.

why are cords black?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:05 PM

I have green corduroys... whaddya mean?

Why are tires always black?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:13 PM

So that way they can call the chrome rims black....


when does it end?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:14 PM

So they don't have to be washed as often.

Why are there only Three Stooges?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:18 PM

There were 4, really.


Why does Pooh bear annoy Rabbit so much?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:29 PM

because Pooh brings forth bad childhood memories for Rabbit. Therapy hasn't worked.

why do people say "have a good one" instead of "have a good day"?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:33 PM

Because they were out partying all night and can't remember what time it is.

Why do fools fall in love?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:37 PM

because that si what fools do.


Why do raindrops keep falling on my head?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:38 PM

because your too cheap to buy a dang umbrella.....


what is the 4th of november?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:45 PM

the day after Nov 3rd...and the day before the 5th.


Why do bananas like to dance?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:47 PM

cause it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!


Why does it hurt when I do this?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:49 PM

because.. ok because.... you should have taken the antibiotics....


Why are people idiots?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:53 PM

So I can have some entertainment.

If it's so wrong, why does it feel so right?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 02:54 PM

So you don't get lonely (j/K)

Why do only the elderly and very young win Powerball?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:42 PM

because everyone in between is too poor to buy a ticket.

where oh where has my little dog gone?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:43 PM

To keep the rest of us slaving away to pay Social Security.

Why do birds sing?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:44 PM

he's around the corner hiding from Vick

How do you stay away from Runaround Sue?

Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:45 PM

Just go straight.

How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:46 PM

stand still and she will get lost.

what is a little deuce coupe?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:48 PM

Because if the odds are 1 in 5 billion, they buy 100 tickets and slash those odds to a paltry 1 in 50 million.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:51 PM

Duh the Chicken!

Like I asked...How many licks?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 03:56 PM

how many do you want?


WHo wrote the book of love?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 04:02 PM

No one...Love doesn't exist

why don't bananas really dance?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 04:16 PM

they have no legs, unlike DDD

how many uses are there for bananas?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 04:34 PM

ask angel eyes....



Where are my pantaloons!?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 04:48 PM

In a Pants Asylum.

How much is that doggie in the window?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 04:58 PM

you need to clarify - are you looking for the total breakdown of lifelong vet bills due to puppy mill inbreeding and lack of hygiene... or just the sticker price??

you know what, either is too much. get a fish.


if you already have the capacity to hitchhike through the galaxy, do you really need a guide?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:00 PM

if not a guide, then at least a map or access to yahoo maps would be nice.

is it really so easy a caveman could do it?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:02 PM

let me ask mom... i'll put her on speaker...


what exactly is a roly-poly-litte-batfaced-girl?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:03 PM

white noise.

what do pretentious people call markers?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:03 PM

Paul Simon's daughter.

What's love got to do with it?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:05 PM

shar-peis!!


who exactly is the black magic woman, and what's she gonna do with that pebble?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:07 PM

love has absolutely nothing to do with it and he WON'T respect you in the morning.

the black magic woman is related to aunt jemima, but instead of making syrup, she does magic.

why would britney keep asking to be hit one more time?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:07 PM

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEBBLE?!?!?!
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:08 PM

::shaking my head:: you REALLY don't want to ask about the pebble... it isn't good....
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: mag&moo
why would britney keep asking to be hit one more time?


to make sure the pills she pops are still working.. i'm sure if you were to watch closely, she beats herself in the face on a regular basis.

where in the world is carmen sandiego?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:33 PM

where you least expect her

why is Mars Red?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:34 PM

she's with matt lauer!


why can't yankee fans politely take their spanking and walk away?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:34 PM

because there are words on it and that is what you do with words.

What is radar love?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:38 PM

Clinger's love for Toledo.

Why is my cubicle so dull?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:39 PM

hmm, I am sure it isn't your fault

why aren't cubes cubed?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:39 PM

because there are no streamers.

how do you make a bagel?
Posted By: Angel Eyes

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:40 PM

When is the last time you polished it?


Why does the bank keep people around that have no clue what the heck they are doing?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:42 PM

community service

when can we get some useful training from a trainer?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:45 PM

Potty training.. that way they can show everyone where to put the BS.

Why does Mike Tyson have a lisp?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:47 PM

bad tattoo experience

why is the potty called a potty?
Posted By: Ops

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 05:50 PM

because it rhymes with toddy.


why are snakes sneaky?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:04 PM

well, they used to just be snaky but then it just got confusing.

if two out of three ain't bad, why bother having the third one?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:06 PM

cause then we would all be perfect

what is a mag and a moo?
Posted By: Comp Guy No More

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:06 PM

Because 3 needs loving too.

What would count as a legal alien?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
cause then we would all be perfect

what is a mag and a moo?


i'm sorry, i can't talk about that.

who is john galt?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:07 PM

you

whats a sactuary?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:10 PM

i don't know. what is a "sactuary"? is it anything like a sanctuary?


i'll ask again... who is john galt?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:12 PM

that guy on your avatar.

Who is the woman on your avatar?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:13 PM

I will answer: I have no idea.

Why can't you step on Elvis' blue suede shoes?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:13 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee
that guy on your avatar.

Who is the woman on your avatar?


jennifer hart. they fight crime.

is it really darkest before the dawn?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:15 PM

no - thats when it is getting light out

If these boots were made for walkin, what boots werent?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 06:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Devil Queen
I will answer: I have no idea.

Why can't you step on Elvis' blue suede shoes?


i think it's the protective bubble around them. either that or it's the fact that his belly hangs so low that you can't find the shoes....

are audrey and katharine related?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 07:55 PM

Yes, but only through six degrees of separation.

Why is Kevin Bacon famous?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 08:06 PM

Because he is the love child of Elvis and the aliens that landed in roswell


How much is too much?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/23/07 09:17 PM

As much as it takes to kill you

If mean people suck, what do nice people do?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 10:56 AM

Spit.

Why is it that my mama don't dance and my daddy don't rock-n-roll?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 11:00 AM

because your mama is self-concious about her wooden leg, and your daddy can't figure out how to release the break on the wheel-chair.

why won't she go to rehab?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 11:40 AM

cause she is better than "those" people

why is a day in jail only 8 hours?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 11:44 AM

Because criminals have labor laws, poor things, don't want them overworked...

Why did my coworkers decorate my office with over the hill stuff when it isn't a major birthday?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 11:46 AM

cause still working when you are 81 is a milestone indeed!

do leap year babies only celebrate every 4 years?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 12:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

do leap year babies only celebrate every 4 years?
orange.

what is carpal tunnel?
Posted By: Snow Bunny

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:06 PM

It's the tunnel you drive to with your friends.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:09 PM

Bugs Bunny

What did Miss Scarlet "do" in the conservatory?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:13 PM

Not what but who? and everyone is the answer. Ziiiing

Why is fall the best season?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:45 PM

becasue it is just around the corner

why are some bears polar?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:47 PM

So they only have to take one pill.

Why does steak taste so good?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:48 PM

because other bears are black

Why dont big girls cry?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:51 PM

Cuz' big girls make guys cry.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 03:56 PM

trust me my queen, you don't want to know

now why is the sun so dang hot?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 04:04 PM

to barbeque the earth

why do smart people do stupid things?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 04:24 PM

so dumb people don't feel so bad about their lot in life

is there schadenfreude in America?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 04:56 PM

Hard to tell, but we do know he speaks English

What happens if someone repeats a stupid question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 05:01 PM

then stupid answers are repeated - not to worry

how did the telegram girl die?
Posted By: Robin Goodfellow

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 05:11 PM

Slowly

Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:15 PM

i don't know... judd nelson?

what is humidity?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:29 PM

The crud that makes my hair frizzy.

Why would anyone fry a snickers bar?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:31 PM

it brings out the protein.

why is it "i before e except after c" and not the other way around?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:31 PM

To make something great become even better.

Why did siege weapons go out of style?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:31 PM

to add choloesterol and calories, cause there aren't enough

who put the bop in bop she bop?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:32 PM

LOL, too many peeps playin
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:47 PM

siege weapons went out of style because people were too weak from eating fried snickers that they couldn't hold them up.

as far as the bop question... i think we all know it was that Mustard character...

why is harry dirty?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:50 PM

playin in the cooler gets you thata way

if you mag, must you moo?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 07:51 PM

ABSOLUTELY!!! it's in the rule book.

why are sharpeis wrinkly?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 08:20 PM

Because they don't get taken out of the dryer soon enough.

Why are there no East or West Poles?
Posted By: Yossarian

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 08:41 PM

Quote:
Why are there no East or West Poles?


Because everyone in Poland lives in the north or south.

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 08:49 PM

hey Yo, I asked that just 6 posts back and got no answer
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 08:53 PM

Whoever she was, she swore she was 18.

Who needs a backrub?
Posted By: Yossarian

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 09:17 PM

Sorry. I'm sure it was the same guy that put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-[censored], though.
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 09:20 PM

gotta make that plural - dongs
Posted By: Yossarian

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 09:24 PM

Oh, right. If you're talking about more than one it's much less offensive!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/24/07 09:26 PM

exactly
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/25/07 07:45 PM

Why are beans good for your heart?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 12:03 AM

removes the gas

how can the moon be blue?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 12:24 PM

Even moons get sad sometimes.

Why does alcohol give you hangovers?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 05:27 PM

so you can hang over the toilet to throw up and not do it in the floor!!

Why do spaghetti and beer not go well together?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 05:32 PM

Because spaghetti is Italian and Italians don't drink beer, try wine next time.

How do you make a home made rotisserie chicken?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 07:42 PM

Carefully skewer a baby chick, wait for it to grow up, pluck, rotate skewered chicken over flames, enjoy.

Why does marriage suck?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/26/07 08:02 PM

because half the equation are males

why do squid suck?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 01:16 PM

they need something to do to camoflage the fact that they are creepy.

why does the nice weather happen when we are back at work?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 01:23 PM

Because it is not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Why do I get so many headaches?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 01:38 PM

you need to stop banging your head on the wall.

what are rainbows?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 02:18 PM

a promise to never flood the earth again

why does it never rain in San Francisco?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 02:29 PM

When it does rain, it pours.

Why is the KitKat named a KitKat?
Posted By: deppfan

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 02:53 PM

Because SnoopDog was already taken.

Why is a bluetooth called a bluetooth?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:06 PM

Because a green tooth is just nasty. Ugh.

Why do kleenex boxes have an oval shaped opening? Wouldn't a square or round one work just as well?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:14 PM

To understand the function of paper-dynamics and the wonderful versatility of the oval opening in the box of kleenex or any other oval opening in another paper product sold in the the north eastern united states, central mexico, prussia, russia, or poland, please press 1, for spanish press 13...



Why now?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:14 PM

naw, then we would need a square shaped hand

why is tissue white?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:15 PM

Originally Posted By: GOB Bluth
To understand the function of paper-dynamics and the wonderful versatility of the oval opening in the box of kleenex or any other oval opening in another paper product sold in the the north eastern united states, central mexico, prussia, russia, or poland, please press 1, for spanish press 13...



Why now?



no time like the present

I still want to know why tissue is white?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:24 PM

So you have a good contrast to see what it is your are expelling form your body, same reason why graham crackers are brown....

Why one mean one, like a single thing and not two?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:28 PM

cause then 1 + 1 would equal 3 and throw the universe off

what is warp drive?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:30 PM

The street all the liberals live on...

why is grass green?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:36 PM

Because it's on the other side of the fence, silly.

Why do people all face front and stare idly at the door in an elevator?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:46 PM

we don't want no drama

do the safety triggers on an elevator really work?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 03:59 PM

I don't know, lets try it and find out.

If 1+1=2, what does orange+george=?
Posted By: Yossarian

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:08 PM

A citrus fruit that will invade Iraq.

How high is up?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:09 PM

2 joints worth....


Who is buried in grants tomb?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:17 PM

Shirley.

What does red+october=?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:26 PM

Blue Goobers

Why is Get Fuzzy so funny?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:27 PM

Well Rizz, give me a call one of these days, we'll Get Fuzzy, and then you'll understand


Why does every girl I meet have the same phone numbers ( 867-5309 or 911-5442)
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:45 PM

cause they're all the same girl with different costumes on!!

Why do Mondays suck?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:53 PM

beacuse being at work sucks

Why do I keep getting headaches?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:55 PM

cause you and devil queen keep banging your head on the wall

Why is Diet Mt. Dew so yummy?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:56 PM

I was told it had something to dowith hitting your head against a wall...


Whoever decided that it was safe to eat a lobster?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 04:56 PM

beacuse Diet Coke is nasty

oops forgot to ask a question

Why does the sea smell?

Posted By: DEL

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:00 PM

I don't know who decided it was safe to eat lobster, but if you aren't going to eat yours, can I have it?

What is the difference between partly sunny and partly cloudy?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:02 PM

uh... the second word.... wow!


Why arent people as smart as I am?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:08 PM

They are just smarter people.


Why does diet soda taste odd?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:12 PM

cause there ain't no soda in it

why can't you put money in a river bank?
Posted By: BurntSienna

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:16 PM

Cuz then it will get all muddy!

Why does the alphabet go in that order?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:16 PM

Because the rates are never current.

Why don't the words "sought" and "drought" rhyme?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:24 PM

Cause there's an r in there!!

why do markers smell so good?
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:26 PM

Because thats what they let us color with at "the institute" when I was a child..... Sweet memories of last week.....



why are you talking?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:28 PM

[[oops, I missed something]]

I'm talking because I had to make sure I woke up alive today.

Wouldn't it make more sense to fly 10,000 miles, then walk 10,000 more?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Rizzo

why do markers smell so good?


They dont really smell that good Rizzo - you are just high off the fumes so you think they smell good - lol
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Bacon Boy

Wouldn't it make more sense to fly 10,000 miles, then walk 10,000 more?

no. then you'd waste all your frequent flier miles.


why is red such a hot color?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:44 PM

because blue is...........well blue.

Why are some people so miserable?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:45 PM

Because blue wanted to be cold.

How many licks does it take?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 05:47 PM

Originally Posted By: QueenBee


Why are some people so miserable?
they need pedicures

Originally Posted By: Bacon Boy


How many licks does it take?


depends on how big the ice cream cone is.

how do owls turn their heads all the way around?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 06:28 PM

It is all in hte magic spring they have in their necks.

Why when people use speakerphone speak extra loud when they use it?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 06:30 PM

the sound has further to travel.

why shouldn't you rock the boat?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 06:42 PM

Because then you'll get the stupid song stuck in your head for the rest of the day just like I have just done! THANKS MAG!!!

Why does Peter Pan make Peanut Butter???
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 06:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Dr. Bob
Because then you'll get the stupid song stuck in your head for the rest of the day just like I have just done! THANKS MAG!!!

Why does Peter Pan make Peanut Butter???

it was just on the ipod. i wanted to share!!

Peter Pan makes peanut butter because he's got to feed those brats something!!

Why are there no female keebler elves?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:06 PM

Because elves have achieved immortality which (sadly) requires no reproduction.

If catching fish is called "fishing," why isn't hunting deer called "deering?"
Posted By: doobydoobydoo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:07 PM

Because you dont fish for deer....

WHen the sky "opens up" who closes it?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:28 PM

faeries...

why does gum lose it's flavor so fast?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:37 PM

Because Willy Wonka was abducted to keep the forever flavorful recipe underground.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted By: Queen Bee

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:48 PM

depends what it is clapping against....could be called a snap

Why is Chicken of the Sea really tuna?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 07:53 PM

cause real chickens can't swim

when a moose flatulates in the forest can anyone smell it?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:00 PM

No, they have a natural supply of Bean-O.

If at first you don't succeed, isn't it better to kick something?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:06 PM

well, yes - unless it is an anvil

Why do you kick the bucket when you die?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:08 PM

to make room for the shovel.

why do blonds have more fun?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:09 PM

to signal the nurse you are dead
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:16 PM

sox didn't ask a question?

blondes have more fun because they are funny

why do snakes molt?
Posted By: TB 12

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:24 PM

so they don't melt.

was "sox didn't ask a question?" your question?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:43 PM

Originally Posted By: sox in '04
so they don't melt.

was "sox didn't ask a question?" your question?



No but if it was, Sox didn't ask a question because Sox has all the answers

Why do raccoons wash the meal rather than washing their hands before the meal?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:46 PM

Beacuse they know where their hands have been.

Why do baboons have purple heineys?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 08:48 PM

It's Gods way of showing his sense of humor.

Why does my cat like to sleep on my chest?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 09:19 PM

because with all that hair, its like a feather bed

why are cats snobs?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 10:05 PM

The lost out on the manners department when they accepted the ability of land on all four.

What's in that blue bottle?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 10:15 PM

Water...I promise...

why do roses die so quickly?
Posted By: Bacon Boy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 10:33 PM

To discourage us from picking them.

Are Tic-Tacs meant to annoy everyone when you carry them in your pocket?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/27/07 10:53 PM

Only if you carry them in the plastic container and not loose in your pocket.

Why are objects in the passenger side mirror closer than they appear?
Posted By: The Incredible ComplyGuy

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 03:21 AM

So you can pretend you're farther away.

Why is Rizzo so friggin hot?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 03:25 AM

cause she is so close to the sun

why does the eclipse have to be in the middle of the night?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:48 AM

Because it is bad for your eyes, so you usually sleep through it.

Why do some people say somnambulator instead of sleep-walker?
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 12:58 PM

It's the only big word they know.

Why do witches wear pointy hats?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 01:48 PM

because they were dunces in school

why can cats see better at night?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:19 PM

because they aren't asleep.

why are clouds white?
Posted By: Bailey.

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:22 PM

blue was already taken by sky.

why do we answer the telephone by saying, "hello?"
Posted By: Beige

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:24 PM

Saying goodbye wouldn't get the converstaion very far.

Where do our memories go?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:24 PM

"What do you want?" would be rude.

why are the letters on the keyboard in that order?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:24 PM

cause we always think it is the devil on the other line

how can you give a rat's behind?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 02:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Dr. Bob

Where do our memories go?


um, i put mine in the file marked "m"...

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider

how can you give a rat's behind?



the farmers wife can tell you... oh wait, those were mice.


why are the letters on the keyboard in that order?
Posted By: SKULLSPLATTER

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 04:39 PM

good one. totally.
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 06:40 PM

Originally Posted By: mag&moo
why are the letters on the keyboard in that order?


To help people who can't spell

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a building contractor?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 06:43 PM

3 aggies

why is the ocean salty?
Posted By: Retired DQ

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 06:46 PM

fish pee.


Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 06:57 PM

they get more light

why aren't ears the same shape?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 08:10 PM

the design was too complicated.

What happened to the 3-Item Non Sequitur thread?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 08:54 PM

multiple complaints way up the ladder

why was the Chevey Nova called that?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:04 PM

because it was designed to explode.

why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:06 PM

because we have very bad eyesight

what is on the other side of the mountain?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:13 PM

"She" is, and she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes.

Why doesn't root beer come in 40 ouncers?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:14 PM

not enough roots...

why are BOL peeps so damn funny?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:21 PM

We're crazy from banking!

Why is cake so dang tasty?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:23 PM

the commies make it so to destroy our country

why is mountain dew yellow?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:44 PM

It's made from pine sap and bear urine

Why do ships vanish in the Bermuda Triangle?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:45 PM

Cause the giant octopuses gobble them up!!

Why is tape sticky?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:47 PM

If it wasn't, it would be called "ribbon."

If oranges weren't orange, what would we call them?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 09:49 PM

mutant grapefruit

Why do people get warts?
Posted By: buggs

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:04 PM

I knew there was a reason I didn't want to open this thread for the first time until today. Bye!
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:09 PM

they really are kissing frogs

why does duct tape remove warts?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
they really are kissing frogs

why does duct tape remove warts?


Is this for real?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:11 PM

because tape is sticky

What is Victoria's secret?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:14 PM

I will never tell (not even sure I wanna know)

is there really water in a water bra?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Rizzo
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
they really are kissing frogs

why does duct tape remove warts?


Is this for real?


nope, I think a recent study proved it didn't work
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Becka Marr
because tape is sticky

What is Victoria's secret?


Her secret is that you're getting the same bra as elsewhere for A LOT more...

why are wienie dogs called wienie dogs?
Posted By: Dip

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:18 PM

ask their girlfriends.


why does my back hurt?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:19 PM

because we can't spell wienerschnitzel or dauschaund

why would you name a girl rama lama?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:20 PM

Originally Posted By: dip
ask their girlfriends.


why does my back hurt?


only you and your chiropractor know for sure

why don't our backs stay in alignment?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/28/07 10:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
because we can't spell wienerschnitzel or dauschaund

why would you name a girl rama lama?


Cause her parents are ding dongs

why can you say dongs but not d o n g?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 07:41 PM

Because Ding Dongs are sold in multi-packs.

Why is there breakfast steak but no dinner hash browns?
Posted By: cheekEE

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 08:20 PM

Because I said so.

what does green smell like?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 08:24 PM



how does cheek speak with the stitching?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:44 PM

she's using sign language!!!

Why does tupperware stain?
Posted By: Simply Sheldon

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:45 PM

Because it does...

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but buns in packages of 8?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:48 PM

to pis$ people off

Why do little kids love hot dogs so much?
Posted By: Simply Sheldon

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:51 PM

cuz parents are lazy...

Why is the sky blue?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:52 PM

cause they are made by Oscar Meyer

ketchup or mustard?
Posted By: Simply Sheldon

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:54 PM

Mustard, spicy brown, Golden's!

Why people gotta get perfectly innocent threadz deleted?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 09:55 PM

Cause sometimes it's for the greater good.

Why is it so peaceful all of a sudden?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:06 PM

Because everyone is suddenly full of peace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:08 PM

He drank to much and ate too many bananas

why is baby poop yellow?
Posted By: *BUSTER*

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:08 PM

Cause he was a peeping monkey. Bad monkey!!!

Why'd the lizard cross the road?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:10 PM

to make a green spot

who is she that is comin round the mountain?
Posted By: Becka Marr

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:10 PM

to get away from the chicken

why do vegetarians taste better?
Posted By: TheManofSteel

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:13 PM

Because their tastebuds aren't ruined by animal salts.

Why do people pick their nose when driving?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
to make a green spot

who is she that is comin round the mountain?


Dixie of course!

Why am I so excited about our coaster trip?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:16 PM

you are comin to Texas, ain't that enough?

why is Miller Lite?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:23 PM

Cause it didn't want to be Light

Why do some peeps butcher remakes?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:28 PM

cause its all about the benjamins

how do you make sausage?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:38 PM

I'm not touching that one...
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:41 PM

end of the thread
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:42 PM

adios
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:48 PM

hey this isn't the word association thread, or is it?



what is the Chevy NoVa in spanish?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:54 PM

It does not go.

Why is there a "t" in Chevrolet if it is silent?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 10:57 PM

Same reason the l is silent in salmon!!

Why was Elvis so sexy?
Posted By: Pale Rider

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 11:02 PM

its all in the hips

why is the "t" in Detroit not silent?
Posted By: Mrs. Rizzo

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 11:07 PM

So the yankees can pronounce it better...

Why is Tennessee so beautiful?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 11:43 PM

it's all the vowels.

why does it get dark so early now?
Posted By: GuitarDude

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 11:47 PM

That mask is starting to cover your eyes.

Why couldn't Rachel get it through her head that they were on a break?
Posted By: Sandy Beech

Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. - 08/29/07 11:49 PM

:adjusting my mask: thanks guitar dude!

rachel wasn't very smart...

why doesn't that beckham chick smile?