Favorite all-time movie line....

My favorite is the very last line from the movie A Boy and His Dog (1975):

"Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgement, Albert, if not particularly good taste"

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K." (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"I'll have what she's having." ~ When Harry Met Sally

"I grew up next to them stockyards" ~ Drop Dead Gorgeous.

"There ain't no way, NO WAY, that you could come from my loins." - Smokey and the Bandit.

"So that happened." - State and Main
also
"It's not a lie; it's a gift for fiction!" - State and Main

"I've never seen anyone more in need of a blow---" Good mornign vietnam

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".... Gone With The Wind

me too.

you scare me MR. ROLL.

Sorry, I can't limit myself to just one...

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it." - The Blues Brothers

You're $hittin me right?
Actually, I've never understood that expression...but NO! I'm not $hitting you!
- Sweet Home Alabama

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?" - Ash - Army of Darkness

K-mart sucks... Rainman

"Jamal, do me a favor. Talk white." - House Party 2

"I eat avenue J." - Stallone in Lords of Flatbush

"What?!!! You didn't really think we'd kill the f*****g koala bear?!!! - Andrew Dice Clay in Ford Fairlane

"The 2 yutes..." "What exactly is a yute?" - My Cousin Vinny

"Funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you?" Joe Pesce, Goodfellas

I'm with Bugs on both.

But I'd have to add the T-Bone line from Tommy Boy.. of course when he keeps screwing it up.

The only problem is that in this job is there's just no place to hide. It's not like having a bad day selling log cabins. You have a bad day here and somebody dies... and that's just not f***ing good enough.

- Kurt Russel as Lt. Stephen McCaffery - Backdraft

'Beavers and Ducks' - Billy Bob Thornton, Bandits

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

-Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) from American Beauty

You gonna do something or are you just going to stand there and bleed? - Tombstone

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- The Holy Grail

"What is it with you people and sandwiches???"

-Willie in Bad Santa (cleaned up for the cooler)


ok - not my favorite line of all time. but definitely among them. mostly i'm just hungry right now!

"what the F--- is this Lebowski?" :Holds up a bowling ball:
"Obviously you're not a golfer" _ The dude - The big lebowkski


and

In light of recent circumstances, i've determined its better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. - Clarence Whorley - True Romance

"If you are going to shoot,
shoot -
don't talk about it!

-the Ugly from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

YEAH! That was great, thanks for the memory.

Maybe "You'll put your eye out" = A Christmas Story, multiple characters

Almost any quote from The Princess Bride.

Too many to choose from...

"I'm taking a vacation from my problems." - What About Bob

"Dr. Marvin, I'M SAILING!" - What About Bob

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If they're are, we'll all be dead." - The Princess Bride

"Earn this." - Saving Private Ryan

mahwage....

"Well, it's a really pretty white one with little round windows and it looks like a big Tylenol with wings!" -Airplane!

"I hurt somebody's feelings once." - Ronin

"Sometimes, ..it happens, somebody's gotta deal with it, and who're you gonna call?" Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters II

"I'll be your huckleberry" Doc Holiday - Tombstone

"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no, uh, conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil...He's been here once tonight. I think he'll come back. I'm gonna wait for him." - Dr. Sam Loomis - John Carpenter's Halloween

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ******* godmother said it. Out-*******-standing. I will PT you all until you ******* die. I'll PT you until your ******** are sucking buttermilk. - Gunnery sargent Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need no roads." Dr. Brown, Back to the Future.

What the he.. is a jiggowat!?!?

"This Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!" - Back to the Future

"Why don't you make a tree and get outta here?" - Back to the Future

"I am Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan!" - Back to the Future

"I am your density." - Back to the Future

good one!!

"You made a time machine out a DeLorean?" - Back to the Future

"When this thing hits 88 mile per hour, you're going to see some serious s***." - Back to the Future

"Are you trying to tell me that my Mom, has got the hots for...ME?!?!?" - BTTF

"Then tell me future boy, who's president of the United States in 1985?" - Back to the Future

"I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by." - Back to the Future

"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven." - Milton Waddams

"Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too... " - Bill Lumbergh

"I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes" - Peter Gibbons


All from "Office Space"

"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!" BTTF Part 2

LOVE that movie, burnt!!!

"Peter, dude, turn on channel 9 - it's the breast exam chick"

"Was that our fan?" - That Thing You Do

"Do you think I'm just anyone? Do you?" - Lawrence of Arabia

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts." - Lawrence of Arabia

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know ..it?" Brodie Bruce - Mallrats

"You answered without saying anything. That's politics." - Lawrence of Arabia

((out of the context of the game))...ain't that the truth...

Thanks for more BTTF quotes. I enjoyed them.

I've always wanted a dog (preferably an American Bulldog) named Biff.

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Chunk - The Goonies

Good one Ops!!!!

that *is* a good one.. made me laugh

"This is a different kind of army. If you look at history you'll see men fight for pay, or women, or some other kind of loot. They fight for land, or because a king makes them, or just because they like killing. But we're here for something new. This hasn't happened much in the history of the world. We are an army out to set other men free. America should be free ground, from here to the Pacific Ocean. No man has to bow, no man born to royalty. Here we judge you by what you do, not by who your father was. Here you can be something. Here you can build a home. But it's not the land. There's always more land. It's the idea that we all have value, you and me. What we're fighting for, in the end, is each other. Sorry. Didn't mean to preach."

Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in Gettysburg

My daughter loves "your wierd" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... There is just something about the way that Johnny Depp says it...

JD is good in that movie. i like it when he yells at the tv kid "MUMBLER! you really need to speak up because i can't understand a word you're saying..."

Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.

HEED! PANTS! NOW!

That other stuff will probably kill you... whereas "Froot Loops" are light, and reasonably high in fiber. I care for "Apple Jacks" a great deal.

-So I Married an Axe Murderer

You've slipped into my life as easily as vermouth into a glass of gin...quickly and just a bit too smooth. - Die, Mommy, Die!

"Uhhh, I'm dying here." - Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
Keating - Dead Poet's Society

"Do, not do, but never just try" - Yoda, Star Wars V

i thought that was the Chinese guy on the karate kid...

Wax on, wax off - The Karate Kid

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." Spicoli, Fast Times

"And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. "

-do i have to even say??

um... yes...

FORGET IT! not for you! i told you before all that cable was horning in on good film time!!

the jerk, right?

i freaking LOVE that movie.

:: whispers into ops' ear ::

yeah, but don't tell mag.

:covers Mag's eyes:.. wait.. it's time for me to go home.. Bailey, I'm gonna have to leave this job up to you!

mag.. you see nothing.. you hear nothing..

"You two are dumber than a bag o' hammers." - O, Brother, Where Art Thou

That one just makes me smile

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? - High Fidelity

More from O Brother, Where Art Thou (One of my favorite films.)

"Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent." - Everett to Delmar

"Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." - Everett to Delmar

"D@mn! We're in a tight spot!" - Everett

"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!" - Everett

"Do not seek the treasure." - Pete

"We thought you was a toad." - Delmar

"Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame." - Pappy O'Daniel

"I've spoken my piece and counted to three.' - Penny

is you or is you ain't my constituents?

Oh Brother.....

"Oh Death, oh won't you fly me over just another year ...."

Classic. Just classic. I can't even begin to deconstruct this statement. (Also one of my favorite scenes in the film.)

those Cohen boys were at their best here with Oh Brother.....

True, but I like "The Hudsucker Proxy" almost as much.

"It's for kids!"

"yeah im doin the drywall down there at the new mcdonalds"

anyone?

Office Space

How about:
"I lied. I can't do casual."

"How's my hair?"

"You... succubus."

"I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."

Totally.

"I don't want FOP, g*dd**m it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

"A pool and a pond.
A pond would be good for you."

from????

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

Ghostbusters???

Caddyshack of course!

Show me the money!

"I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a janitor if you want to be a d1%k about it." - Dave Chappell: Half Baked

"Note to self: S3x with blow up doll not as good as advertised" - Norm McDonald: Dirty Work

Too many swear words to post - Any Jay quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

That's right!!!! I didn't think anyone would get that. Good job!!

My wife and I say the "So that happened" line to each other all the time and we were convinced that we were the only people who watched that movie and knew that line. Glad there is another!

I'm the same way!!! LOLoad! no one understands when i say that!!! hooray. another fan!

What is State and Main about?

ANYTHING Val Kilmer says in Tombstone but the one that comes to mind first is "Why Johnny I apologize. I had forgotten you were there. You may go now."

"That painting was a gift, Todd, and I'm taking it with me"
Wedding Crashers

Cliche, I know, but the entire Jack Nicholson speach on the witness stand in "A Few Good Men"

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Pity the poor film director (William H. Macy). He's arrived with cast and crew in the perfectly Rockwellian town of Waterford, Vermont, only to discover that the local mill--a crucial location for his movie, since it's titled "The Old Mill"--burned down in 1960. The idealistic screenwriter (Philip Seymour Hoffman) would rather pursue a pure-hearted local (Rebecca Pidgeon) than do a last-minute rewrite; the town's aspiring politico (Clark Gregg) wants to milk the production for every dime it's worth; the oft-exposed bimbo starlet (Sarah Jessica Parker) is now balking at her contractual nude scene; and a local teenager (Julia Stiles) is only too willing to exploit the indiscretions of the film's skirt-chasing star (Alec Baldwin). And of course, the power-wielding producer (David Paymer) is panicking about everything.
Welcome to David Mamet's State and Main, the acclaimed writer-director's funniest and most accessible film to date, propelled by the rocket fuel of Mamet's show-biz experience and driven by an ensemble cast that simply couldn't be better. Naturally, the writer's dilemma is the meatiest one--will he be noble or sell out?--and Mamet arrives at a solution that's as hilarious as it is morally justified. Along the way, the rigors of filmmaking are explored with farcical abandon, such as how to provide a high-tech product placement... in a 19th-century story. Mamet's razor-sharp dialogue is gourmet popcorn here--each kernel yields a tasty surprise--and the whole scenario (intentionally modeled in the style of Preston Sturges) plays out with the breezy assurance of vintage screwball comedy. It's pure gold from start to finish, and even the closing credits offer another reason to laugh. --Jeff Shannon

**i copied this from amazon, because when i tried to explain it, it sounded really bad. it's a pretty funny movie though.**

A few good men.

Yes Confused, Val Kilmer was great in Tombstone. I loved it when he twirled his drink mug like a revolver!