UPDATED SONG TITLES
It was fun being a Baby Boomer... til now!
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They
include:
Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
ABBA
"DENTURE QUEEN"
Elvis
Heartbreak Hospice
Dylan
Like A Kidney Stone
Queen
We WERE the Champions
Beatles
With a Little Help From My Meds
Dion
Limparound Sue
The Rolling Stones
Limping-Jack Flash
Tony Orlando
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again
John Prine
Pink Cataract
John Denver
Rocky Mountain High (Fiber)
Lesley Gore
It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To