Once there was a small cat. And by small I mean 4 feet tall and 74 pounds. His name was Melvin. Don't be mistaken by mild-mannered Melvin, with a flash he can transform into the all-powerful being known as....

X-Ron! The powerful convergence of conservatism and liberalism in peaceful, yet powerful, harmony. Dressed in a foreboding outfit of...

Blue, Green, white, and yellow rabbits feet. He Springs into action and starts...

...attacking the Queens. They scramble towards safety but the mighty X-Ron strikes them down with extreme prejudice. Amidst the slaughter, something catches X-Ron's eye...

it's a picture of Camilla, X-ron's sworn enemy, he...