You Know You Have Grown Up When........
> > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>
> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
>
> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
> >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
>door won't turn down the stereo.
>
> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>
> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
> > 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM when you can.
>
> > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>
> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>rather than settle, your stomach.
>
> > 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
>antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
>
> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
> > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
> >22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
>to drink that much again."
>
> >23.. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
>work.
>
> > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
> > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
>that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
>butt.

LOL

How true this is!!!

good stuff

Oh my... homerun with that one!

I remember the first time I heard "Stairway to Heaven" on the "Classic" radio station. Sandwiched between "Afternoon Delight" and that Leo Sayers song - what was that called? Man, I'm getting old.

The sad thing is I remember the stupid Leo Sayer song, too: "When I need you." And Stairway to Heaven was already a classic when the Sayer song came out. Now I feel old.

***Ouch!****

Here's another for women - you choose the color to dye your hair based on how well it hides the gray, not how blonde it makes you look.

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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

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Boy, do I miss Boone's Apple.

Wow, I feel out of place, Only like 2 or 3 applied to me.
I don't know if I should be proud of that or not

Ooohhh, TJ Swan...brings back memories. How about Malt Duck, anyone ever drink that?

Geez, it was always Strawberry Boone's Farm and any kind of mad dog and at the Drive In where we snuck everyone in through the trunk.

I can remember drinking Purple Passion, and thinking that it tasted good!

Boone's Farm Stawberry Hill!!!!

Also, ordering a "Tequilla Sunrise" because that's the only drink you know.

ah man i'm not even 30 and these hit me where it hurts

"11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you."

I knew I was grown up when my mother shared her feelings about how sex changed as she aged Sad part is I now know how she felt at that time

Oh Oh, too many things on the list are true. YIKES! When did this happen to me!