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#1671376 - 02/29/12 07:34 PM
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Stupid plane had a 30 minute stop in Dallas. I was expecting the TSA to pull me aside again like they did on the trip out though. I was the last person boarding the plane walking down the jet way and the TSA agent follows me down the ramp, stops me and goes through my luggage. Must have been a slow day.
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#1671384 - 02/29/12 07:46 PM
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Or they liked something they saw in your suitcase on their x-ray screen.
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#1671392 - 02/29/12 08:05 PM
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I'm guessing his luggage was vibrating..........again.
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#1671402 - 02/29/12 08:12 PM
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#1671404 - 02/29/12 08:00 PM
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Actually it was the Dallas TSA and my bag had gone through TSA in Pittsburgh.
Phoenix TSA was busy confiscating a half empty 3.25 oz tube of hair gel from a woman this morning. I felt so much safer knowing she wasn't getting that past them. The way the female TSA agent was looking at it, you could tell she was gonna take it home.
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#1671407 - 02/29/12 08:01 PM
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This appraisal review sure is riveting.
zzzzzz...........
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#1671412 - 02/29/12 08:03 PM
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This appraisal review sure is riveting.
zzzzzz........... Look at the pictures and try to identify some "funny" items. That keeps me awake.
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#1671414 - 02/29/12 08:08 PM
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I'm guessing his luggage was vibrating..........again.  That was a gift for a friend!!!! 
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#1671421 - 02/29/12 08:41 PM
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This appraisal review sure is riveting.
zzzzzz........... Look at the pictures and try to identify some "funny" items. That keeps me awake. Hey, is that TJ's.... oh. nevermind. 
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#1671463 - 02/29/12 09:49 PM
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I was "selected" for additional scrutiny in SanFrancisco.
The TSA agent asked where my bags were and I said I didnt have any. He almost freaked. "What do you mean you dont have any bags?!?" (its a tough concept I guess)
I fly in cargo pants and a jacket. Everything I need in flight is in them.
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#1671465 - 02/29/12 09:54 PM
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I was "selected" for additional scrutiny in SanFrancisco.
The TSA agent asked where my bags were and I said I didnt have any. He almost freaked. "What do you mean you dont have any bags?!?" (its a tough concept I guess)
I fly in cargo pants and a jacket. Everything I need in flight is in them. I usually fly in airplanes 
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#1671468 - 02/29/12 09:59 PM
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Note to TSA:
Why would you single out for review an person who appears to work out and is in excellent shape? Due you think that after all the hours spent in the gym he would waste it by blowing himself up with items in his carry on that he does not have?
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#1671470 - 02/29/12 10:04 PM
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Exploding underwear....its happened!
Ummm, not to me though.......
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#1671473 - 02/29/12 10:07 PM
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Reminds me of a huggies commerical
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#1671600 - 03/01/12 01:58 PM
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reminds me of Junior High School
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#1671606 - 03/01/12 02:01 PM
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oh no you didn't....it is not your birthday!
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#1671607 - 03/01/12 02:01 PM
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Is "exploding underwear" a polite way of saying "sharting"?
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#1671612 - 03/01/12 02:05 PM
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you see, there is a time when a boy becomes a man...........
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#1671705 - 03/01/12 03:45 PM
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you see, there is a time when a boy becomes a man........... Are you going to get into the pre-exploding underwear talk...?
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#1671716 - 03/01/12 04:11 PM
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So how did Bazooka Joe lose his right eye? I'm assuming that's what happened and why he wears the eye patch.
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#1671727 - 03/01/12 04:19 PM
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40 years ago, if someone had asked that question, how many people would have run down to the Library of Congress to look up that question?
Just an idle thought.
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