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#432251 - 09/30/05 08:53 PM it's a parade of freaks
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Washington State
Strange Customer:
Walks up to my window, smelly and unkempt, unshaven, just generally icky. He proceeds to shove a check towards me and says, The other girls know I dont fill out the paperwork, Im too *steyoooooopid*. Then he leans waaaaayyyyyy into my window and.Haaggaaaaaawwwwwwahhhhhaaawww <--- thats a phlegm-y raspy disgusting cough.
I turned my fan towards him and tried to stand back. HOW GROSS!
As Im filling out his deposit slip for him, he starts pacing in front of my window and starts talking.not to me.but to NO ONE. Thats right, no one. He says, hold on buddy..no, we cant. I said, no we cant go shopping right now. Im busy at the bank.
Then he looks up towards me as if nothing had happened.
He did NOT have a cell phone, no ear-piece, nothing..he was just talking to the voices in his head. That was a bit scary.

However, even more unpleasant was a customer I waited on earlier in the day.
His name is on a custodial account, but hes not the custodian. Ive already turned him away from my teller window several times (on other days) explaining that hes not allowed to withdraw money. Well, again today, true to form, he starts swearing at me, this is F**king B*lls**T! G*d, what a sorry @ss bank, Im moving my money out of here blah blah blah
He then adopts a VERY aggressive posture in my teller window and says that the custodian on the account called here the other day and changed the account. I have permission to do withdrawals

So, I spent the next 20 minutes making phone calls to the custodian, and to the home branch (of course its not OUR branch of account *roll eyes*.
In the meantime, we had a big line of people in the lobby and hes muttering to himself, but loud enough for everyone to hear about what a %$%$##^ &%%#@#$%$ blankety-blank job Im doing and what a Sh**ty bank this is.
As it turned out, the account was unchanged and he left without any money.

*sigh*
Is it a full moon?
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#432252 - 09/30/05 08:57 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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State of confusion
I swear there has been one for 3 weeks. I asked our CSR if she is fishing for customers in the crazy pond again....
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#432253 - 09/30/05 09:03 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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Yeah but if we didn't have crazy customers how much would our jobs suck?
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#432254 - 09/30/05 09:07 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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#432255 - 09/30/05 09:08 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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back to my roots
I saw the title of this thread and thought maybe you were talking about me and my friends...
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#432256 - 09/30/05 09:14 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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Ha! Red, I thought the same thing!
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#432257 - 09/30/05 10:36 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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Ha! Red, I thought the same thing!




That's because *you* are one of my friends! You freak!
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#432258 - 10/03/05 01:16 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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"This job would be great if it weren't for the f-----g customers." Clerks
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#432259 - 10/03/05 01:19 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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Well siad...and great movie.
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#432260 - 10/03/05 10:51 PM Re: it's a parade of freaks
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I saw the title of this thread and thought maybe you were talking about me and my friends...




Same here, of course that's because once a year to advertise for a Rennaissance Faire we put on we dress up in our outfits and go about our daily lives wearing our garb. We in fact call this display "Freaks on Parade".
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